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PREVIOUS THREAD >>183714903

SPLATOON 2 IS NOW OUT

Direct Link to current thread: splatoon.ink/ink/
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> News
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayonnaise vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August.
- Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes:
Splatoon 2 FA-11 Custom Gear (Switch)
Splatoon 2 Ika V Collaboration Gear (Switch)
- New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key).
- Rotations are now every 2 hours instead of 4.
- New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear!
-The Inkbrush is out now!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy

> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9

> Splatoon 2 Weapon Stats
- http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0

> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL

> Discord

- who knows

> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link
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Get inked.
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first for best girl
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What are best guns?
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>Literally just realized you could keep the focused fire of dualies by not moving.
Oh.
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>>183751086
What do you think her butt smells like?
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>>183750920
So when is salmon run back online? Should be tomorrow, but what time?
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rate my squid
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>>183751198
>Using dualies
>Remaining stationary
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>>183751156
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>>183751218
Stop posting on 4chan marina, this place is bad for you
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>>183751237
8am. It's in the menus. Stages>Salmon Run. Schedule is at the bottom.
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>>183751237
10 hours
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>>183751293
Hey could you not throw shade constantly to try and boost your ego that's in the gutters? Thanks.
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Why doesnt my miiverse post show in the lobby!
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>>183751472
lol what

how did that post offend you lmfao
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>Wow Agent 4, we can't believe you actually did it
>We think you deserve a special reward
>You know, this whole thing started because people had to choose between us...
>Why don't we let you have both?
>Come on Agent 4...both Squid Sisters at the same time?
>Don't even deny that you've thought about it

How do I unlock this ending?
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>>183751519
It didn't offend me, I'm just done with kids posting behind four layers of irony.
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So is the Cephalon HQ Sardinium really well hidden or am I just stupid?
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>>183751472
>>183751589
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>>183751589
the dude is literally just telling you that you shouldnt be standing still when using dualies

the fuck is wrong with you
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>>183751571
just a reminder that inklings are like 4 or 5 inches tall
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>>183751482
because you're not fresh enough.
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>>183751635
The birds in the hub aren't that big though. What the fuck is going on.
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>>183750721
Uh..... you can just order more shit. You have an order queue, right? Murch just puts the new item at the end of the order queue and you just gotta wait.

Does anyone know how to refresh the Square so I can search for the freshest gear? Is it as simple as going into canyon and back? Or a shop and back?
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>>183751086
Atleast her singing voice is woomy tier. Marina's singing voice almost sounds boyish.
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>>183751589
are you feeling ok?
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how do i know if i'm ready for ranked?
never played splat 1 and I'm at level 14 so far and loving my nzap

so i just jump in and get shit on or wait until i'm level 30 to be safe
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>>183751779
Probably not. Sorry.
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>>183751086

Don't forget to protect her
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>>183751571
you have to cry in a corner because it will never happen
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>>183751821
I say jump right in.
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Is the ticket trick gone?
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>>183751142

The ones you don't suck at using
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>>183751698
mutated dinosaurs, duh.

but seriously all the shit in story mode suggests they are not very tall.
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>>183751943
It was working for me a couple of hours ago, dunno
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>>183751821
You should just go for it. You don't really have anything to lose at c-.
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Help, what sensitivity am I supposed to use for motion and r-stick?
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Dont forget to molest your woomy every day to keep her in line.
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Is there a black bomber jacket in this game or just this green one?
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who /top 100/ league battle
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>>183752098
This art...
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>Just get frustrated when I drink now.
What's a good drug for vidya?
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>>183752225
You're not drinking enough
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>>183752283
I feel alright but then I realize I'm wasting my time and get mad. I need something else.
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>>183752098
>Rememer
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>>183751198
You can also jump by not moving the stick. I lost a life that way
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>>183752370
>I feel alright but then I realize I'm wasting my time and get mad
You've got deep problems that drugs wont help with then. At least you're not going to have access to non destructive drugs which will cure that without a prescription.
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>>183752370
I think the problem is you're getting drunk and wasting your time playing vidya, instead of getting drunk and doing something creative
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>want hero duelies for reasons
>speed through all that shit
>reenter octavio fight
>this dialog
>mfw
>also cant stop seeing the word "Taco" on Octavio's left fist
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>>183752495
Guess I'll just have to keep splatting.
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>Try to do motion controls
>In a fire fight forget how they work and try to pan left my rolling the controller around the z axis
Why the hell do I try to do goddamn barrel rolls when I panic?

>>183751571
Exhentai hopefully.
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>>183751943
Works fine. It doesn't matter if the are greyed out.
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>>183752001
What shit anon?
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>>183750920
>still no /ink/ FC List
seriously...
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>>183752001
How do you figure?
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>>183752030
Whenever I do the one near 2-6 it shows another ticket but when I pick it up I only get another of the egg things.
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So is the consensus that Splattershot Pro is worthless?

Slosher has nearly the same range and is much better, and Squelcher is better if you want a long range automatic.
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>>183752820
>>183752802
Bowling balls
the backround clutter like that jam jar, take a look around the next time you advance to another area
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>>183751943
Still works fine, keep it up
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>>183752812
fuck off autist
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>>183752929
I just thought that the Octarians just supersize stuff because they love impractical superweapons
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>tfw used to play in S rank with the /ink/ squads with the first game
>now I get stomped
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>>183752925
Yeah, basically. Splattershot pro is legit the worst weapon, at least aerospray has a purpose in turf war.
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Is anyone else still fucking up trying to get used to the jump button being swapped? Finally getting used to it but still forget now and then.
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>>183752627
>she put them on again because they look good
>squids' singular motivation is acquiring stylish clothing

>octavio's job is recycling content
>he's a dj
>and a boss rehash
layers

splatoon's translations are stupid good
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>female squids can become sexually aggressive and seek out males to force mating
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>>183752929
That actually makes a ton of sense. It explains the giant highways too
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>>183753114
And I found this, which I had forgot about
http://eximiusmax.deviantart.com/journal/S101-Inkling-Biology-I-Height-and-Inkling-Ink-592077389
>inklings can jump 5 feet, which is about their height
Unless the measurements in the future decrease, it's more likely that octarians are just fucking insane with their weapons
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>>183753271
ya really fucked with me too. I kept wanting to press X, and for some reason, A the first two days
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Why in the hell were people trying to defend ARMS when it was obvious it was trash that wouldn't last a week?
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>>183753495
I wanted to fuck Ribbon Girl
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>>183753495
Supposedly it was really fun for the first like day of playing


But you're right, its obvious it would tank to anybody who wasn't a complete ninten-drone
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>>183753495
It was good but being good doesn't mean things last.
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>>183753495
>be part time gamestop employee
>so many people lined up for arms we almost did a midnight release
>almost
>next weekend
>so many people came to return it or put it down on splatoon 2
I mean I wish Min Min would slurp my dick like ramen but fuck man, it was just a Wii Sports game on steriods.
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>>183753495
What's wrong with it? I liked the trailer music
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>>183751635
if that was true, Judd would be fucking massive in comparison to everything else, assuming he's about a foot tall while standing on two feet, inklings would be about two feet tall, or about the same height as a lurantis
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>check shops for new shit at 12:00 am on the dot
>Have to go the whole day tomorrow without getting anything new

it hurts
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>>183753495
this

also before test punch people didn't know how lame and grab heavy actual fighting is

that being said if there's any crossover content with squidgirls I'm grabbing it in a heartbeat
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>We will never get a back story or explanation about Marina
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>>183753802
get the sunken scrolls son
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>destroying enemy team
>15 seconds left
> disconnected

I'm so mad
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>>183753685
Just incredibly shallow multiplayer with a low install base. There's no way it could have survived.
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>>183752985
its been like six threads now since the fc list got left out and everyones too lazy to put it back in the op
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>>183753887
>sold better than SFV
>low install base
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So is anyone doing league battles yet?
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>winning match hard
>suddenly lose in the last 20-30 seconds

Every. Fucking. Time.
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>>183753802
She was born in a sewer as the turd even the Octarians didn't want, so Pearl pitied her enough to let Marina be her personal slave.
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>>183753916
Perhaps you'd like to make the next thread?
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>>183753802
GIMMIE THE SAUCE I KNOW THIS IS A LEWD
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>>183753839
there was only one about marina
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>>183753848
just happened to me too. i hope they fix servers for this game soon.
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>>183754019
i keep checking in at the wrong times
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>>183753495
It's literally better in every way in comparison to Shitoon 1.5, but you'd have to be the type of pathetic idiot that bought a Pii U to play either for longer than 15 minutes.
>>183753627
Ironic considering you'd have to near brain dead to enjoy Shitoon.

Also you fags need to quit shilling your MLP shooter on /v/ and /nintyg/ thanks.
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>>183754037
This.
Also are the kettles confirmed human ruins of bunkers and Norad n shit, or is it all octarians made? Also, is it possible that it all fell underground via fissures or something?
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>Inky black rider jacket
>beret
JESUS CHRIST WHY!
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Someone brought this up at the end of the last thread but do you guys think they'll fix ticket farming from single player? Wondering if I should take some time to farm them.
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>>183754307
>Also you fags need to quit shilling your MLP shooter on /v/ and /nintyg/ thanks.

I'm guessing you weren't around for the day the mods made /v/ play music from Splatoon all day. Even the mods there like the game, so really, you're barking up the tree.
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>>183754037
>>183754318

Sauce is this guy:
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=480469

And AFAIK there's no LEWD to it
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Is the Slosher good? Should I try to get the hero replica of it?
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>>183754307
Why are you even here?
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>>183754307
why do you even come to this general, just to try to save your shitty game?

are you a fuckin retard or something?
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>Splat some scrub the instant he turns a corner
>suddenly a bomb that he never had time to throw appears next to me and kills me
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>>183754456
Do it now in case they Bring down the hammer tomorrow. Do it during a game mode you don't like, or before salmon run starts again
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>>183753970
SFV and modern Capcom are a trainwreck. Stop cherrypicking.
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>>183753986
im pretty sure all the people who got squads together from the first game went off to discord and never returned.
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>>183754771
>biggest fighting game release of the past couple years
>cherrypicking
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heres the link to the list being created by the survey in the op. idk how it got omitted

> list of FC:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1y-zt8u4va5GuDYnX_ToKfRUFRHu-1izMtE6ifaRK4II/edit?usp=sharing

last seen six threads ago
>>183558959
weve had almost 30 new squiddos join since
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>>183754737
It's almost like we're playing at high latency or something ......... hmm.......
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>C+
>C+
>B-

fucking end me
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What is the right way to refer to the first game?

Splat1
Splatoon 1
Sp1atoon??
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can someone help me get better at rainmaker? i feel like its the only mode i'm awful at.
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>>183754967
Splatoon
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>>183754967
Splatoon
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>>183754967
Splatoone
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>>183754846
Honestly Tekken is the bigger and more competent release. Tecmo still gives a shit. Capcom is a terrible company holding good IP hostage.
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>>183754453
>sub ink saver
>special saver
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING
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>>183753495
ARMS is fun! I think i'll return it, Splatoon is way more fun
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Jet squelcher is now mine
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>>183753330
haha, a minor!
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>>183754680
>>183754683
To tell you fags to stop shilling your shitty MLP shooter in unrelated places, can't you read? That's what I get for talking to Utards.
>>183754478
Wow! The place that constantly shilled the Pii U shilled a Pii U game! Who woulda thought!?
>>183754967
They're literally the same game, but most people stick to Shitoon.
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This shirt is way too lewd
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>>183755207
I'm three levels away. I just want my baby from splatoon 1. As much as I'm liking the splatling, the sprinkler feels really hard to use, and I'd definitely appreciate a more combat-oriented sub
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Who /HeroShotReplica/ here?
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>>183753848
>>183754179

Me too. I even got the warning message. I think I'm just gonna stop playing for a while until the get their shit together.
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I'll take shit like this over some souless hack with hyper detailed drawings any day
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>>183755285
Someone's sad that their game is about as active as Stillborn
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Im starting to think that Inkjet is next to Sting Ray for the worst special in the game, youre just an easy target in the air
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>>183752925
As someone who mained the Forge Splattershot Pro and got all the way to S, I can tell you with 100% certainty that the Pros are absolute fucking garbage. Range is all the Pro has for it, and it's fucking worthless when other weapons essentially have similar range.
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>>183755285
now this is shitracing
>>183755368
it's usually easy to tell which ones are made with the app since they tend to have a shitton of dithering
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Post Tim
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>tfw I farmed more tickets than I'll probably ever use
>Don't even know where you get the x2 tickets.
Kill me.
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What's better in ranked? Slosher or Blaster?
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Any good Marie/Agent fanfics?
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>>183754737
Maybe you aren't as good as you think?
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>>183755620
Slosh boy.
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>>183755525
>made with the app
Enlighten me. I want to post something and not have it look like complete dogshit for once.
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>>183755285
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>>183755285
u just mad cause our coco waifu is more loved then your shitty coco waifu with her diaper booty
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>>183755351
How to get it? Do you have to use it in every single player level?
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>>183755484
Inkjet is pure trash. Stingray is at incredible in Salmon Run.
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>>183755620
trislosher is the hottest thing right now. its so good.

blaster is good too if you know what your doing
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>>183755484
Inkjet is really good for inking areas your team can't normally reach, the problem is idiots try to use it to attack other players
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Is there any way to change the primary ability of an item? Is that what the reroll/snails do? Or do you really just have to wait for it to pop up again with the stat you want?
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>>183755484
I can't use it at all, somehow ink armor is the best
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Why the fuck did they nerf the ink mine? At least I could sometimes get kills with in the last game, not it's just a really crappy point sensor that gives people just enough damage to annoy them
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>>183753234

Pretty much.

I love how I keep buying weapons that some random in these threads praises, then I try it out, turns out its shit, and by then /ink/ is saying it's garbage.
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>>183755484
inkjet is comfy in tower control because you can use it on the tower and youll hop straight back to the tower when youre done. but, like you said... dont die...
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feels good man

until you get wiped in return and lose the match ;_;
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>>183756010
Because: Shitty suicide vest < Auto point sensor
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>>183755883
>>183755620

Trislosher is absurd, ridiculous amount of coverage, doesn't seem like it took a ink efficiency nerf, don't even really have to aim at anyone, just slosh 3 times in the general direction of the enemy and try not to take hits.
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>did all the grinding for Hero Brella
>can't even get the Brella weapons for multiplayer yet

It's ok, I didn't want to have fun anyways.
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>>183755484
Don't aim at people, aim at the ground next to people. Act like you're chucking grenades

>>183756141
Twice, and it lacks forward range
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>>183753742
>people didn't know how lame and grab heavy actual fighting is
>grab heavy
thanks for telling everyone that you haven't actually played the game past a few hours

ARMS is actually a really solid game, but that being said the moment Spla2n came out I dropped it like it was hot and probably won't go back for a while. I'd imagine that's the case for most other Switch owners as well, which is a shame.
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>>183756141
>slosh three times at someone

but wait, theres more
burst bomb > slosh is an instant kill
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Splash-o-matic is so amazing to wheel! Plus that Toxic Mist sweetness make this combination orgasmic! If only echolocator wasn't remove from the game, it would've been the holy weapon for me. R.I.P friend
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>>183751472
Oh shit.
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>>183755484
I actually really like stingray
Can pull off some clutch plays with it, and if you use it while your team charges the stingray can provide safe support to help them win all their fights and fuck up the enemy formation
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>>183755954

You can't change the primary; only the secondary.
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>>183756141
I feel like the range from the normal Slosher is more important than the area coverage most of the time.

I also really like Tenta Missiles.
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>>183752103
Looks like there's one on splat net right now.
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>>183756287
The Switch install base is minuscule. Nintendo needs to be careful but they won't, they'll continue to cannibalize their userbase.
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Huh, I wouldn't think you'd be able to ride inkrails with the rainmaker.
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>>183756506
Thats a completely different jacket, but god damn does that one in the store look slick.

Ill probably look like that loser with a driver jacket on once I buy it though.
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>>183756181
serves you right

everyone has been saying it's not in the game yet
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>>183755702
https://github.com/shinyquagsire23/Switch-Fightstick/blob/master/README.md
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>>183756016
Look here's the definitive early game "safe buy list"
splattershot
tentatek splatteshot
default roller
default dualies
regular slosher
(if you heavily mained chargers in splat1) splat charger

Everything else you might regret
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>>183756016
The only weapon this general convinced me to buy is the Octobrush, and im glad I did.
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Is the octoling gear back? How do I obtain it?
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>>183756428
Thanks!
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>>183756984
No. I wish though...
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>>183756865
I mean ... it's not like you have to carefully spend your inkbucks.
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Anybody have a translation, it looks funny
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>>183757079
True, you'll eventually own all the weapons anyway and have a huge cash surplus to give to the purple jew kid

but for people who are REALLY that concerned about what weapons to buy that's my list
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>Get Rainmaker
>Realize I have no idea how to get to the zone on this map
>Decide to step back from the battle for the rainmaker for a sec to try and figure out what the path is
>Teammate gets rainmaker
>Follows the trail I made earlier to quickly and efficiently get to the goal
Let's say I planned it like that.
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I didn't play splatoon 1 so how the fuck do I git gud at splatoon 2? Turf war for now, haven't unlocked ranked.
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>>183757079
Theres kind of a lot of shit to buy at the start, not buying shitty weapons is pretty much the only thing you can do to save for all the fucking gear you need to buy.
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I'm on level 23 and I'm trying to get the Sunken Scroll. After I grab it, you have to ride a rail and jump over some rolling things. The rail is curved and I can't figure out at what angle I need to tilt the stick in order to jump over the roller and land back on the rail.

If you watch at 14:34 in this video you can see the guy die from this:
https://youtu.be/8QbFPf13nE4?t=874

Anyone know what to do?
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C- rank rainmaker is incredibly clowny. Half my games have just been won/lost by one guy running off all on his lonesome to dunk it since nobody watches the map.
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>>183757305
Try to equalize your focus on inking as well as killing.
Kill a guy and then they cant ink for a while.
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When's salmon run
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>>183757354
Unless the rollers are going through the rail, just turn into a squid and go under.
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>>183757483
8am-8pm EST
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>>183756814
I have no idea how to make this fucking work.
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>>183757483
One hour from now
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Is it just me or is C- way more of a clusterfuck than in splatoon 1? Wildly different skill levels, when in splatoon 1 I remember most people at C- sucked.

>>183757354
You don't tilt the stick at all
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Current mood
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are there any cosmetics earned from leveling up like in the first game?
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>>183757661
the game just came out, you can't expect everyone to be placed in the proper rank yet.
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>>183757661
Because it's Splatoon 2 and it's just recently come out.
There are going to be a bunch of A-S tier players from 1 that just haven't risen to that rank again yet.
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>>183757545
Oh my god anon you're a lifesaver, I cannot believe I was overcomplicating this shit. It worked
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>>183755484
I unironically think the inkjet is the best special in the game, it's really powerful compared to other specials from my experience.
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>>183756814
So the idea's that you use a script to make a fightstick "draw" the image you want that you made in GIMP? So I need a fightstick to even do this.
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Was the english artbook ever uploaded anywhere?
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>>183755368
Now that image is great.
I'd give that image a "Yeah!" in a heart beat.
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>>183756865

>Roller over Aerospray

Nah, Aerospray is more versatile at covering ground.
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>>183757483
>>183757548
>>183757576
how does it compare to single player's difficulty, excluding the idiot randoms factor
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>2 ink armors on the team
>don't get a single one because they only use them as desperation specials when everyone else is dead and they are trying to stay alive

game is hard
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>>183757995
thats an extremely fresh squid anon
too bad she's using the aerospray
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>>183757972
I've seen a few bkub ones
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>>183758120
I prefer a quick special to use solely to refill my ink tank.
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>>183756789
I've been avoiding /ink/ and anything Splatoon 2 related online since the spoilers started, only just finished single player today like the slow fuck I am.

It's a fucking cocktease to not have them in yet. Just hope that means the wait is rewarded with the Sprinkler/Ink Storm combo I want.
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Where the FUCK is this jacket?
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You meet this woomy in a dark alley, what do you do?
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>>183758146

Averaging 1550p of ground covered per game and im sitting on a 70% winrate so haters gonna hate, Aerospray for life. My kill count is shit though but that’s to be expected with that weapon.
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are people judging me for never using my super?

I can't since I need a new joycon
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so the meta is to level up all the slots of all your gear and then scrub all of them for their ability chunks and then put the abilities you want into the gear you think looks coolest?
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Is there like a pattern to which days it runs?
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>>183757367
who is this face
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I really, really wish that you'd be able to find liked posts with the splatnet app or somewhere.
It was the main reason I ever liked posts in the original splatoon in the first place.
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>>183758578
Every other day it seems
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>>183758510
Laugh at those shoes
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>>183758510
get scared and confused because I can't understand woomy.
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>>183758510
say hey look it the jacket everyone wears and the mask everyone wears and the hair everyone uses and the default eyes and the really terrible gun
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Does everyone see the same shit in the shop every 24 hours or is it random gear for each user?
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>>183758735
everyone uses everything
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>>183757995
Nice style there anon, what are those shoes?
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>>183758540
anything past 500p does not matter for exp.
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>>183758570
Yeah

Now you're able to look fresh and have the abilities you want. Before you had to pick
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post yfw you win
:3c
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>>183758915

It does when that ground coverage is winning games.
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>stealth squid Octobrushes

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS IN EVERY LOBBY AND WHY DO YOU KEEP KILLING ME FASTER THAN ANY OTHER WEAPON IN THE GAME
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>>183757995
Roller isn't for covering ground it's for killing squibs
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is run speed even worth it for weapons that don't autofire like the slosher?
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>>183758597
I just saved it because it was cute, I wish I knew where it was from.
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>>183758904

School girl amiibo shoes.
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Can you turn a sponge to your side
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>>183759116
I should be leveling my other gear, but I cant give up my stealth squid brush setup.

You should join the dark side, its quite fun.
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>>183759116
because it's the aerospray 2.0 now with even less aiming. It's going to get indirect damage nerfed just like what they did to the roller in the last game.
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>>183759102
It doesn't excuse using a terrible killing weapon when you would have better chances at winning games if you had a different one.
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Did they nerf roller or did I just get shit in between games? I feel like they ink way less than guns now, in addition to their usual negatives. Also it’s harder to refill ink because swimming back and forth in a straight line seems slower.
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>>183758735
If you don't have blue eyes in real life kill yourself.
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>people squidjumping into a firefight
>people squidjumping into a 1v3 firefight

When will people learn?
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What are some good abilities to grind for? I'm assuming Ink Resist is a must?
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>>183758510
give her a hug and a kiss on the forehead
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>>183759314
The visual clusterfuck it creates adds to its power as well I think.
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How is tri slosher this time around?
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>>183759679
Fast weapon, excellent kit. Very good weapon to use at the moment.
>>
>Get sunken scroll #24
>Capt Cuttlefish says he'll be late coming home with agent 3 and left dinner in the fridge

Is this implying the entirety of Splatoon 2's singleplayer happened in like, one afternoon before Cuttlefish got home? That's pretty kek if true

>Relevant captcha: MARIE GARDENS
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why isn't there a don't jump to me you fucking retards button
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I thought Splatnet was supposed to have exclusive gear? Ive seen some gear ive bought on it popping up in shops for nearly half the price.
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>Getting splatted when I'm using motion controls.
THIS. SHOULDN'T. BE. HAPPENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When do I get the Dual Squelcher? Jet Squelcher's cool 'n' all, but I need my main boy back.
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>>183760049
It has some exclusive gear but it's not exclusively exclusive gear
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How is splatling?
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>>183760147
im sorry
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>>183759505
Ink resist, ink saver main and sub, swim speed up for sure

Then if you fancy special charge up and special saver

Special power up and sub power up might be worth looking into, need to see how long it would affect stuff like splashwalls staying up
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>>183760239
N-NO

YOU'RE LYING
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>>183760206
bad
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the octobrush is a perfectly balanced weapon
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>>183760206
Great gun with a shit special.
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>>183760456
Im sure youll get it eventually.
>>
FINALLY.

Also, just so you know, freshness XP is not affected by the food multiplier.
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>>183760049
Gear sold on the SplatNet2 store have different main abilities compared to gear sold in the Galleria, so they are exclusive in that manner.
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does ink resistance make you take less damage?
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>>183760552
Waow. Next you're gonna showcase the difference between the carbon roller and the dynamo, huh.
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man i spent 30k on ordering that fucking biker jacket with sub power up, and now i splatnet has the jacket with sub ink reduction which is way better. Fuck. I need salmon run to get my money back
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Why did I jump from C- to B-?
How does that work?
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>>183760286
Thanks.

Currently I'm running an inkbrush and I'm looking for abilities to compliment it.
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>>183760669
lets you walk at a not completely stopped pace in enemy ink
lets you swim a little bit in it too

really important when there's thick lines cutting you off from safe pools or you're pushing to attack
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>>183760587
How does the freshness thing work?
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>>183760552
>octobrush
More damage, more range, slower movespeed, mediocre special/sub
>inkbrush
Good sub/special, good speed, low damage, lower range


JEEZ ITS ALMOST LIKE THE WEAPONS HAVE PROS AND CONS
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>>183759179
Etrian Odyssey
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can the xp bonuses stack?
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>>183760752
You need Ninja Squid, Swim Speed, and Ink Resist for brushes. Everything else is up to you.
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>>183760943
No.
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How many squids you got, /ink/?
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>mfw not in the mood to pvp and just want to do some salmon run
>can't

Whoever decided that salmon run needs to be on a timer needs to be hanged and shot
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>>183761065
Nintendo is the master of shitty time gates on their videogames
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>>183760456
What's her deal?
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>>183760883
movespeed makes zero difference outside of turf war. There's a reason every single ranked match has multiple octobrushes and even japs are complaining about it. But nobody is even touching the inkbrush.
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>>183760883
>>More damage, more range,
>Who gives a fuck about the rest, those are the only things you need for a Brush
SOME BALANCE FAGBALLS.
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>>183760587
I got to Super Fresh and then dropped all the way back to Dry, this game is a rollercoaster of emotions
>>
does having 2 of the same sub abilities do something or do you need 3 sub abilitlies before it does something?
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>>183757305
In turf war, you want your team to have a manpower advantage more than the other team. That's how you'll control more of the map than them. So kill those fuckers.

The sides are ok to have but not as important as the middle, if you control the middle you get a ton of surface area to ink. If you control the sides you only get a bit.
>>
/ink/, how important do you think it is to climb out of C now, rather than later? At least now there's a decent number of people in C- who know what the fuck they're doing. In a couple weeks, its just going to be a goddamn clown fiesta.
>>
10 minutes till Salmon Run
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>>183760669
>>183760853
being in enemy ink does some flat amount of damage i believe and ink resist reduces that as well

>>183760913
neat, thanks

>>183761371
It's already starting to get a little bit clowny but I don't think it particularly matters since you're gonna have to carry your way out either way.
>>
>5 games in a row where at least one fucker disconnects
FUCKING JAP DOGS FUCKING EAT A GOD DAMN COCK FUCKING FUCK NINTENDOOOOOOO
>>
>>183761423
I believe you mean 6 hours and 10 minutes
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The octobrush is the same as it's always been, except for the bombs. What's really messing stuff up is the maps.
>>
why do japs never booyah me back ):
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>>183760976
Thanks again. First time playing splatoon but I like to do some research beforehand.
>>
hey i beat the game and now i can finally come back to 4chan
>>
>some NEET S rank in TC is getting into my B rank RM with his fucking e-liter

fuck you
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>literally 8-1 w/l ratio ranking up all the way from C+ 0
>game puts me in B-
ok
>>
>>183758094
it's harder than single player lol
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>>183761925
I haven't beaten the game and am here anyway
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>>183761970
haha dumbass faggot
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Starting this soon, is 4 gonna be a boy or a girl here
>>
What would be good equipment bonuses for a Charger?
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>>183762204
How is this even a question?
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>>183761065
Welcome to my life. It wasn't as bad as when they went down for like 2 hours. But now it's like every other day and only for fucking 12 hours. What the fuck is that shit? Are they afraid that their pve events will be more fun than pvp? Because it already is since I can't do anything casual that isn't fucking turf war.
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>>183750920
Who level 30 unranked here?
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>>183761662
>Read a fanfiction last night about Callie and Marie discovering masturbation together

Wew lads
>>
>>183758578
It seems like it's gonna run all day during the weekends and every other day during the week?
That doesn't seem too bad I think.
>>
>>183762204
girl is canon
>>
I'm new to all this, which abilities are considered good and which are a waste?
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>>183762423
FUCKING POST IT
>>
>>183761871

There seems to be a lot less use of the prompts in 2 than there were in Splatoon. I don't know why
>>
>>183762204
Girl, the Inkling Boy gets with an Octoling obviously
>>
if you are using a single shot weapon and inksaver make sure you test shot thresholds so you aren't wasting sub ability on inksaver that doesn't give you another shot. Like how the tri slosher no longer gets an extra shot from sub inksaver after 2 main and 1 sub.
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>>183762740
A lot of new people who aren't used to it or think they're too cool for it.
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>>183762204

A boy. A black boy
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I want to diddle this squiddle.
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>it's another curling bomb faggot episode
>another fucking episode of let me hide in the ink and kill you with my octobrush :^)
If you do any of these you need to FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND STOP PLAYING THIS VIDEO GAME YOU PIECE OF ACTUAL SHIT.
>>
>>183762956
but what if i use the normal paintbrush
>>
Do you have to refrigerate olives after opening them?
>>
>>183762204
It better be /ss/.
>>
>>183762204
shota, come on now
>>
WEAPONS THAT NEED TO BE NERFED ASAP
>Tentatek Splattershot
>Octobrush
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>>183761150
She realized she's in a shitty anime
>>
>>183762680
Not sure, since it's very possible abilities were rebalanced. For now, ink saver main and movespeed abilities (and maybe ink res?) are safe bets
>>
>>183762956
woah that sounds like a good idea imma do it
>>
>>183763207
As much as I hate the Octobrush, I don't know how a nerf to it would work without rendering the weapon completely useless.
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>>183762450
That's horseshit. People have different schedules. Fuck Nintendo.
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>>183762956
>it's another take out a stingray to help far away teammates and a flanker pops out episode
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>>183763334
nerfing the AoE?
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>>183763207
What does the octobrush do that needs to be nerfed? aren't brushes basically the melee weapons of the game? if you let them get that close to you its YOUR fault
>>
>>183762773
It's a children's party game.
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>>183763335
Different schedules? nigga it runs for 23 goddamn hours or whatever at a time. You're just somehow only going to be online for the times where there's no salmon run?
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>>183763413
>t Octobrush shitter.

>>183763334
Nerf indirect damage
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>>183763334
give it side damage falloff like they did with the roller in the first game. Right now they don't even need to aim at the enemy at all to kill them. Reduce the ink damage to 6 hits so it actually has to get close like intended because right now it has the same kill range as the dualies. Right now it's the one weapon in the game that's not being used in its intended way of extremely close combat. It's just used as a more effective aerospray. It should be a niche weapon that is picked occasionally not something that shows up in every match.
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>>183762956
>primarily hide in ink and OHKO people with carbon roller in Splatoon 1
>carbon roller gets nerfed hard
>octobrushes are now doing the exact same thing to me in Splatoon 2
>>
>>183763485
No, on weekdays it only runs for 12 hours. So something like 3AM - 3PM is a load of shit for people who work normal hours.
>>
>>183748901
Who said it had to be smut?
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>>183763504
>indirect
define indirect damage
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>>183763413
octobrush isn't even close to being a melee weapon. Inkbrush is a melee weapon because its range is significantly shorter and the shots become unreliable. This is the range that octobrush has to be to land 100% of their shots and the range dualies has to be to hit at all.
>>
>>183763612
It doesn't even work for kid's that go to school, does it? Who the fuck is meant to play this?sina
>>
>>183763413
The Octobrush gives little to no reaction time and covers a wide area so you don't have to worry about aiming. And no, it's not a complete melee weapon at all. Just like the roller, shit has decent range.
>>
>>183762956
Just wait till we get a brush with curling bombs, faggot, I'll be coming for your ass.
>>
>guy named splat tim on the team
>he's the worst player in the lobby
fuck you /ink/
>>
>>183762423
Post it. Also I should write a story about Marie attempting to do a mission alone, but make it super serious but good.
>>
>>183763612
Oh seriously? Shit I'm sorry.
>>
>Just did a match on Moray where the other team only got 15%

Top kek
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>>183763883
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>>183763764
Because apparently /ink/ is the only place that memes it. Fucking reddit memes the fuck out of it now. Honestly I've been like 5 different splat tim memes from player signs.
>>
>>183763869
Like, she has no back up and it's gonna have a feeling like you are being hunted by monsters. I need my comp back though, I think the battery died so I had to get it repaired
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>>183764007
Lewd
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>mfw love using the dualies but can't get kills
>literally lose every 1v1 engagement

Guys why do I suck so hard please help
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>>183764107
dualies are just really bad because of how common the octobrush is. They control the same range but octobrush does it better and the dualies lose to longer range weapons. They have no distance where they are the best.
>>
Dumb question, where can I redo my hair/skin customization?
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>>183763976
Time to dump Splat Tim.
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>>183764243
X Menu in plaza > Options > Other > Player settings
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>>183764107
Utilize that dodge. Use it to psyche the enemy, like sometimes when you see an opening in their attack patterns instead of dodging side-to-side dodge directly at them to roll behind them and wreck their shit. The dodge is also good to get out of shitty situations. If you're getting teamed up on or just losing a 1v1, just bail. The dodge is extremely useful if you know when to use it.
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>hockey helmet
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>Getting A rank makes match making become slow as fuck and unfun
>Nothing else to do besides play against a bunch of level 3's and 4's in turf war.
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In a 3/4 league lobby right now. Need 1 more. Dont care if you are bad or not
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Do primary abilities stack? Like if you have ink saver (main) as the primary ability on two pieces of clothing?
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how should i use the heavy splatling gun?
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We could have had something other than Moray Towers but Japan love getting raped too much
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>>183764653
yes

tri slosher has 16 shots normally.
1 main inkersaver gives them 19. 2 gives them 22. 2 and a sub give 23.

There are some unique abilities like ninja squid but those only show up on one gear slot so it doesn't matter.
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>>183764570
SW-2215-7032-3057

define bad
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Squiffer where
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Splattershot or Tentatek Splattershot?
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Bricking people who disconnect when
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>>183764653
Abilities do stack, but with diminishing returns, so you're not going to get double or triple the effect. Sometimes you're better off using multiple mains and letting the subs do the stacking for you.
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>>183764916
octobrush you dumbfuck
>>183764967
go shove your switch up your ass
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>>183763207
Tentatek has benefit of being Splat1 Wasabi clone, which people have crazy muscle memory with. When people catch up to old players, it'll bepretty balanced.
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WHY AM I SO FCUKING SHIT AT THIS GAME
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Bamboozler where?
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>>183762956
CONTROL YOUR FUCKING INK. JESUS CHRIST. JUST SHOOT THE FUCKING FLOOR. HOW DIFFICULT IS IT TO PREVENT A BRUSH FROM SITTING IN INK AND KILLING YOU AS YOU APPROACH HIM. AS >YOU< APPROACH HIM -- THE ONUS IS ON YOU BECAUSE YOU PUSHED WITHOUT COVERING THE FLOOR.
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>27 kills on Tower Control
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>>183765013
lol third world internet
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>>183764107
Use a bomb to herd the target
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>>183765047
Or just keep the brush's position in mind. If you don't know where they are, you find them, if you do and you can't splat them- you avoid them.
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>>183764751
Ninja squid isn't in spla2n tho, is it? Because I loved the way the white anchor tee looked and it's ability more
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Out of curiousity, does Color Lock work with Salmon Run? I can't imagine someone with Orange/Green colorblindness having a very good time with that mode. Not sure if the Purple/Green is any better since it's intentionally hard to see even with perfect vision because it's night phase.
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>>183764510
maybe you shouldnt of power leveled through so early on in the games life

give it a week and there'll be more people at A rank. Most people have lives and dont want to play splatoon literally all day so they can brag about it on 4chan
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>>183765245
I have no idea, just fuck with your tv until you can see colors
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>>183765019
It needs its damage nerf so it's the same level as the N-zap
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how do i get good with these controls. dont want to pay more then the price of the game for a procontroller. but going from kb&m this is frustrating
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>>183765280
>*shouldn't have

Have, as in past tense. It sounds like "of" when people say it because of the contraction "shouldnt've", which isn't really a legal contraction in the first place, but that's neither here nor there.
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>Split Joycon with max sensitivity
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My autism forced me to collect some Hero replicas. I need to stop, please help.

I played story mode 5 fucking times.
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>just getting spawncamped because my whole team runs into the enemy team one by one
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>>183765447
do the roller
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>>183765106
cute squid
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>>183765415
Use motion controls, up the tilt sensitivity to a swift but comfortable level and make sure the R stick sensitivity is maxed.

Another alternative is using the Joycons separate so you can use the right Joycon for tilt.
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>>183765447
You only need to play through all 20 levels with 3 more weapons for completionism.
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>>183765243
what? yes it is
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>>183765106
>Bucket fag
>Spam on tower for free kills
Use something that takes skill
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>>183765280
>power leveled
>playing the game is now power leveling

Okay lol. Totally not a gigantic fault in this game's system showing right now.
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>tfw i haven't seen the yoshi footfag since the demo
I almost miss him.
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What/who is G&K and why is everyone I run into who has it in front of their name such complete and utter trash?
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>>183765552
thanks!
that shirt is way too lewd
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>>183765493
>letting people just walk into your house
>live teammates too TOO deep

How does this happen? I agree getting spawn camped sucks, but how are these people allowing a spawn camp situation to occur in the first place?

Get your fucking space in order.
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>>183765106
WHY THE FUCK DO MY PICS NOT SAVE AT 1280X720

FUCK YOU TWITTER
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>>183765603
>>183765543
Damn it, maybe I should continue then.
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>>183765764
My teammates would just kamakazi into the enemy team then superjump to whoever was furthest out every time they spawned
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>>183765738
Oh my god, finally someone else who understands my pain

>G&K squids are walking dumpster fires
>get two of them in my game at once
>oh god they're both going to be on my team aren't they
>happily enough it's one to each team
>I can work with 3vs3
>the G&K on our team disconnects 30 seconds in
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How to win at Splatoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DfmDuOxcN8
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Rate my squid.

Also rate my SplatNet shilling, because holy shit, that app makes things so much easier to get loot that I normally can't get, both level and style-wise. I beat up another squid for the goggles.
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>>183765779
add "-orig" at the end of the twitter image url
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>>183761045
>that comic
RIP C'mon
May 2015 - July 2017
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>>183765447
Which hero replicas are good?
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>>183766134
they are all literal reskins
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>>183765958
10/10 Would let him ride my woomy
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Very important question, input required.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13526883
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>>183765696
the games been out for 4 days and you're one of the few people to reach top rank.

put the game down, go outside.
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>>183766239
>1 shitter
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>>183766134
They have the same stats as the weapons they're supposed to be, I think. Hero Shot is just Splattershot but just p90 looking. You can get them if you want those cool kid points, or if you want a reskin of your favorite weapon.
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>>183766341
>Few
>Top rank
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>>183766239
What's the point of having good stats if you look like you got dressed in the dark, this is why different clothing items have the same base stat. Freshness matters unless you're a dried-up dork.
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>>183766341
Tell that to Japan, they're all fucking S ranked already.
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what happens if you own a piece of gear with one ability but want to buy the same gear with a different ability from the in game stores? It says I already own it.
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>>183766341
>G-Go outside

Or maybe don't be so fucking trash at this game that the MM pool is this fucking awful. You act like it took a lot of time or effort to reach A.
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>>183765958
Pretty fresh
your spaghetti and my woomy should hang out sometime
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>>183766503
Which item?
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>Trying my best but it just isn't happening
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>>183766503
It'll be out of stock
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Every other fucking game
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>>183766239
Nigga do you even know what one of the main statements of the game is?

__________Stay_Fresh_______________
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>>183765738
>>183765936

I looked them up and they're French so that would explain it.
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>>183766642
is there a way to get rid of the current gear piece to buy the one in the shop?
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>>183766583
I hesitate to ask, but...

I can understand through context, specifically the spaghetti bit, what woomy refers to (though other posts here give me the impression it's slightly all-purpose), but what I don't understand is HOW.
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Is it just me or do you get no fucking money in ranked matches? even if you win? what the fuck man
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is the blaster any good, or should i stick to the roller?

should i buy the n-zapper or the splatling gun?
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>>183766583
We could commit petty squid crimes, even. Break lampposts. Mug jellyfish for their money. Assert dominance over other squids and tell them to shove it.

It'd be great.
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>>183766239
Freshness even more so now that gear can have different main abilities.
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Jesus Christ, I am so bad at this game.
How the fuck do I get better at splatting?
I fucking suck with the sniper weapons, I don't get points for shit with the inkbrush. I'm somehow bad with a roller.
I just got to level 10 so the octobrush and splattershot pro unlocked.
I feel like I don't do shit without the aerospray mg.
But god damn it. I 8 out of the last 10 matches and I'm fucking mad.
Also I can't swat those faggots out of the air while they can one hit kill me, well I tested it and the fucking bubbles do 30 damage unless it's dead on. Are you telling me those faggots can aim right at me with that slow moving piece of shit?

Also I suck dick balls at motion controls. Literally how the fuck can you do it? It's so fucking weird using the right stick and moving the controller.

For real just tell me what weapon to use so I'm not a shitter. I know the aerospray is for shitters. Tell me what to use until I'm good at it.
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Friendly reminder that if you dont Booyah back at a team mate you're trash and should throw your game away
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>tower is empty
>one guy my team left
>he runs from the tower to chase a random dude
I hate not having voice chat.
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>>183766782
You new here?
Listen to their voice clips.
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>>183766786
It is good. Two consecutive hits is almost always a kill, and a close-range direct hit leads to a instakill. It's incredible. However, you HAVE to know that you can't let anyone get too close. If a squid gets up in your face, you better hope you have the Splashdown, an escape route, or teammates next to you, because you're almost always fucked if you don't.

It's pretty much a big zoning game with the Blaster and its sub-types. Keep the range and you can cheese kills all of the time. Too far and it does nothing. Too close and you die.
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>>183766856
>I don't get points for shit with the inkbrush
are you slashing it around everywhere or just running with it?
because you need to be slashing it around like a sped
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>>183766856
Keep playing and try out different options. Really the only advice there is.
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After this, I'm going for the Blaster and I'm finished with SP. 5 Replicas is good enough.
At least it only takes about 2 hours to beat Octo Canyon.
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>>183766924
If I'm playing turf war and at least one person doesn't Booyah back at me at the start of the match. I just paint the area around spawn and just sit there.

If my team can't act like a team, they don't deserve my help in winning.
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>>183766856
Best advice I can give for learning the motion controls is to take a Charger into story mode and get as far as you can.

If you're like me motion aiming wont click for a while, but once it does you'll wonder how you ever got on without it.
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>>183767019
I feel slow as shit doing that but maybe the octobrush will be different.
>>183767038
Ugh. I'll just call tonight a waste. I need a day off of work to do this allllll day to find out what I'm best at.
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Tower Control fucking sucks so much. It's a worse Rainmaker.
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>>183765607
I'm glad if it is
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>>183767000
I am. I missed the boat on the first one, but I'm enjoying the game so far. That still doesn't explain how it got such lewd connotations though.
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Why aren't you staying fresh?
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>can't afford any of today's fresh gear
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How do I get money outside of salmon run?
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>>183767316
You get cash rewards for battles, too. It's just not as insane as Grizzco's superbonuses.
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>>183767284
>shut off salmon run
>put up super expensive items

Fuck off Annie, Flow is way better than you
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>>183767175
well you do go suuuper slow while whacking it around, but all you gotta do is ink the area infront of you, swim through it, then repeat
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>>183767284
I also somehow managed to run out of cash.

But that beret and the operator jacket I bought was so good. Also, that gay biker jacket, too. So so good. Don't regret anything. I'll just have to pop a cash ticket and grind some tomorrow.
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>>183767391
>"You might be asking how I got myself into this situation. Well, it all began when I first got to Inkopolis Square..."
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>>183766856
When using motion controls, avoid touching the stick unless necessary and go play singleplayer. That's the easiest way to learn.
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>>183767000
>>183766782
It's fine. I used to think "spaghetti" for the boys was referring to their dicks, and "woomy" was referring to how easy it would be for your dick to reach their wombs if you fucked them because they're tiny.
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>>183767206
Woom =womb
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>>183767391
>super expensive items
>that

LOL
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>>183767361
I actually didn't notice much money when I did salmon run, do I have to do something special or just play it?
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>>183767610
But anon, squids have no dicks and no wombs...
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>>183767670
Go to the counter outside.
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What's a good level to farm shit to upgrade your weapons in story mode? I wanna upgrade all my shit.
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Is spyke a 'male'?
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>>183767671
That's where the kid part comes in, but in a non pedosexual way
>>
If you guys have cash issues, then literally farm the box near 5-27 in Octo Canyon. It has a food ticket that boosts cash earned by 50%. I can get like 100,000 cash in a day if I just play Turf War while I have the boost.
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Best main abilities on gear I should ne looking for?
Idky but I usually look for speed, and special fillers
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>>183767741
god i hope so
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>>183767724
If you want to upgrade your weapons, why not go all the way and just go for all of the Hero Replicas? Or at least two of them, considering the Hero Shot would probably be the easiest one to get at first.
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Right then. So it's split joycon.
Fucking hell they are awful to hold though. The wiimote was so comfy resting on either armrest.
I wonder if I should reset the camera while holding them down at my sides and be that fucking lazy.
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>>183767827
I don't like most of those. Unless doing it with the umbrella gun gets us it early, I won't be bothering with it at all. I just wanna upgrade my shit to see how everything looks upgraded. Gimme a good farming level man.
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>>183767391
Flow the flirt, Annie the asshat
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>>183767794
This, I have 35 of both tix and I used both a cash and xp one today and I went up 3 or 4 levels by winning at rainmaker, and even got into league since no one remembers that ride rail in humpback that leads to the unguarded enemy base
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Ok so does anyone know how to actually do this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLdGdsz_mDk

If you know how to do it please explain how to do it in normie terms so we can all get in on the fun.
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>when lobby hangs at 7 players
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>>183767660
>annie
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>>183767928
you can stack both tickets at once?
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>>183767660
>what is reading comprehension
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>>183767761
But they don't either. They're still squids.
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>>183767920
Fair enough. One level that seems to give a lot is the one with all the bouncepads. A part of it leaves you at the top of a high tower, and going through all the squid rings on the way down nets you a good amount. Take note that you have to complete the level to keep the eggs, though.
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They really need to keep these no life negroes away from people who hardly play the game
What the fuck retard thought its a good idea pairing lvl 5 and 6s against niggers lvl 16 and 20 with the better gear? Better yet why not keep these fucking niggers who squad and get matched with solo players and gooks in their own servers
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn6X8NHSNyw

What song do you play the best to? The opening to this always gets me hyped up to do my best
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>>183767942
This is the thing to do it, but I don't know either.
https://github.com/shinyquagsire23/Switch-Fightstick
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>>183766782
>>183767206
https://youtu.be/cEAUYysg5FY
>0:29

Does it make sense now?
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>>183768125
>nintendo
>decent matchmaking
pick one
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>>183768203
It fucking sucks that the game is heavily ability based and the higher up weapons are completely broken
But to lock away PvE? What the fuck Nintendo
>>
I dont think the drop out thing is actually working. I've exited the game every time there's someone just painting the spawn in ranked mode and the counter on splatnet hasn't gone up.
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>>183768125
>playing turf
Go ranked, scrub. You'll have more fun there, guranteed.
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Actually, maybe I don't understand how damage works.
Is it the ink globs that hit or is it, I don't know the word for it, but like machine guns in other games where it's just the reticle on the bad guy and holding the trigger does damage.
Someone said to be shooting the ground and honestly sometimes I do feel like I'm shooting right over them so my dumb ass should correct it and just shoot a little down.
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>>183768358
>ranked
I'm lvl 5 you fucking retard
Did you even read the post? Why are you so fucking retarded? Don't talk to me
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>>183768306
Oh, so YOU are the cancer that prevents me from carrying my team out of B-rank misery. Fuck you and every fuckable item you own.
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>>183768439
It's not hitscan.
>>
When does rank become fun instead of you or the other team raping you.
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>>183768439
Yeah, all weapons (except the Stingray and maybe chargers?) are projectile instead of hitscan, so it's the actual blobs that do damage.

And it's the same amount of damage no matter where you hit someone, so aiming nearer their feet is actually better so you're more likely to trap them in a pool of your ink.
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>>183768306
I get all the nooks and crannies, faggot, what are you gonna do about it?
You go pretend to play hero while I make sure we get that extra 2% before I just go to the right side of the (insert map here) and paint half of it because everyone is in the middle.
>>
Fucking Nintendo
Filter these no life 15+ niggers from matchmaking lower ranks or let me be able to leave the room and find another than restarting the God damn game
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>>183768694
>>>>>Ranked
No ranked mode counts turf inked.
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how to be pro with charger?
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>>183768620
Chargers aren't hitscan either, they're just a lot faster than shooter shots. They all (except unreleased Bamboozler) have 4 frames of travel time to their destination.
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>>183768758
If you didn't have an original xbox and halo 1 and 2, you missed the bus to play sniper in any videogame, apparently.
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>>183768694
You blundering idiot, please tell me you're talking about Turf War and not actual Ranked matches.
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>>183768379
I want to cuttle with her
>>
For change of pace, have redsquid.
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>>183768879
I am and I was.
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>>183766782
It's just the noise western players associate with the female inkling. Spaghetti is also a noise they associate with the male inkling.

In Japan they use "manmenmi", another noise the female inkling makes
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>>183768843
Well that probably explains why I'm even worse with them than I am with snipers in other games.

Also while we're at it, is there a trick to evading enemy ink quickly? When I hit enemies they seem to be able to get away super quick, but whenever I get hit by a single shot I'm fucked for movement.
>>
for motion controls which is better? Pro Controller or Joy-con?

I'm thinking of buying a fresh pro-con since I'm getting cramps with joy-con.
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>>183768914
But that's an orange squid, though. Still a good color, but orange.
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>>183768914
>anon learns he's color blind
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In the Squid Sister stories we only get to see things from Marie's side and we never really know what Callie was doing or how she got mind-breaked by Octavio.
Granted it would spoil the story but do you think they'll release what exactly happened to Callie while Marie was waiting at the train station?
>>
How do I see that my drawing is viewable to others in the square?
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>>183768703
Git gud.
Rank means literally nothing when you have the best gun (Splattershot) at the start of the game.
>>
Wait, are you telling me that the big cat was the only cat that appeared on the determination of win screen in Splatoon 1? I thought both cats, the big and the small one, were always there...
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>>183769404
Is this a joke? A majority of 15+ faggots I went up against don't even use that gun, they use guns locked at higher levels cause they're considerably stronger AND have better abilities for their clothing
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Realtalk. This isn't just a question for the void of the archive.

How do you quit gettin mad at videogames?
The pro controller was not build for hurting your forhead like the gamecube controller was and I hit like a girl so I can't really line one up on my own cheeks.
>>
Why the fuck is Murch so fucking slow with orders? Hurry up you one-eyed fucker.
>>
>>183769654
I only get frustrated when really dumb shit like constantly bad teams/not being paired with the friend I'm playing with happens, that's RNG out of my control

otherwise splatoon is a fun time
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>>183769385
OCTO'D
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>>183762204
maybe when agent 4 is older

i will vote male, since i chose male
>>
TASUKETE KUMA
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>>183769075
Wide joycon grip is the superior input method, followed by freehand joycons. Former you'll need to diy, but if you want to try how it feels- handheld should do the trick.
>>
how do you change what controllers you're using? Do you have to exit the entire game?
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>>183769385
Octavio probably just broke out of his snow globe, since it seems easy enough for him to do. He then probably went to the Squid Sister's apartment. He could have found the address easily, since the only way Callie and Marie can contact Cuttlefish is through snail mail. Then probably switched out Callie's normal shades she usually wears with the hypno shades.

Just my half assed guess.
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>>183769654
idk i only started getting violently mad at shit recently. but just use the joycons with the grip cause the grip is just a shitty piece of plastic and the joycons will fly out it you hit them hard enough. getting you out of your rage fit.
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>>183770154
sounds like video games arent for you
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>$61

Please don't tell me you guys forgot to get them when they were only $35 and had preorders...

Bonus if you managed to get them for less than that.
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>>183769642
Memelords. Most late-game guns don't ink a lot but they splat a lot, Tentatek does both well. The only guns that can combat its versitality are Nozzlenoses.
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>>183770154
now this is autism
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>>183770215
i got them for free thanks to tagmo
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>>183770215
I was just looking for splatoon 2 amiibos on amazon.
I hope everyone selling the splatoon 2 pro controller for $100 dies.
Not because I want one, but because I don't want faggots like that to prosper. GET A FUCKING JOB YOU WEST COAST FAGGOT! I HOPE YOU GET AIDS!
>>
I feel like my aim is a little too short, so sometimes I have to resort to using the right stick. My motion sensitivity is 3.5, so should I put it up a little more?
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>>183770215
You could probably buy an actual figma at that price. Just buy a powersaves or nfc card.
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>>183770462
>You could probably buy an actual figma at that price
I'm not that depraved
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>>183770434
Experiment around with the settings and see what works for you. Turf war is pretty much the place for it since the stakes are so low.
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>>183770130
Nice guess anon, I thought Callie could have visited Cuttlefish at the exact time Octavio broke free and he got the jump on her.

But where did Octavio get the hypno shades? Do you think every octoling soldiers are also hypnotized wearing those shades, and octolings are just pretty chill like Marina?
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Holy fucking shit why are Japanese players so bad?????

>playing rainmaker
>Only non-jap on team
>been struggling whole match because team doesn't understand concept of pushing up past the middle of the map
>get rainmaker
>3 enemies down with the 4th just now spawning
>make a nice path for rainmaker to go and get some points, while ready to fight 4th
>'The Rainmaker has been reset!'
>the fucking moron tried taking the side route and fell off the map

I'm so done playing this late at night. It's no fucking wonder USA won the invitational at E3.
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>>183770528
Wait until you have more money in your bank account just sitting there. You buy all sorts of things when you have a couple of fun tokens ($100) piling up.
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>>183770528
>hes an adult and wants a toy
>most likely plays a female squid
>takes a kids game so seriously he's actually considering spending money on a toy that gives him special stuff
Yes you are depraved
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give me 5 solid reasons why theres no waiting lobby communication like in mario kart

i need to spam about my tilt controls at the japs
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>>183770734
>tilt controls
can someone please explain this meme
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>>183770734
Then you can't make your ebin remixes.
You need those buttons for vocals.
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>>183770832
>He doesn't use tilt controls
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>>183770928
but i'm using tilt controlls
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>>183770548
>But where did Octavio get the hypno shades? Do you think every octoling soldiers are also hypnotized wearing those shades, and octolings are just pretty chill like Marina?
I wouldn't be that surprised if the googles the Ocotlings wear have a similar effect. Marina is really the only Ocotoling that doesn't wear the googles (I think there may have been one in the ending credits images of the first game, but I'm not sure how canon that is). Maybe she took them off to get a better view of the "concert" 2 years ago, and that broke the spell. It's really just speculation at this point, but if that's the case, it wouldn't really be that much of a stretch that he could make some hypno shades too.
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>>183771049
>Maybe she took them off to get a better view of the "concert" 2 years ago, and that broke the spell.
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What would have happened if Marie won the Splatfest in one or more territories, but Callie won in another? Would they just go with the Japanese winner as the canon one?
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>>183771012
I reported that guy
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>>183771149
Marie in Splatoon 2.gif
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>>183770928
>ebin remixes
>ebin
>Ebb & Flow (Off the Hook)
>Ebb &
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>>183771162
It all counted as one big Splatfest. All the results from all the regions were tallied together for the final score.
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>>183762423
>>183762685
>>183763869
motherfucker didnt post it
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>>183771325
some one post Marie's smug face for me. I'm at our office right now.
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The Ink Rider is pretty good.
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>>183771464
>does it even exist?
anon is a liar
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Why is the matchmaking so bad?
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>>183769364
You act like I have never knew of this issue in the 20+ years of my life.

Red-green colorblindness is a fucking bitch and you are so lucky to not have it.
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>>183771464
>>183771603
>google 'lesbians discover masturbation the fan fiction'
>change names to Callie and Marie
>pre-cum
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>>183771464
>>183771702
You guys want it? Here it is:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/11594097?view_adult=true
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Imagine being that guy crying to buff aerospray
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>>183771928
I mean he's not totally wrong, its a shit weapon. Thing is there's a lot of weapons that need buffing or nerfing and he's just whining over and over about the noob weapon like its the only thing that matters
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>>183772010
>it's a shit weapon

no it isn't, it fills a niche and is balanced

the only weapon clearly unbalanced that I've seen at the moment is the slosher, that shit just does slightly too much damage for that range
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>>183772010
>its a shit weapon.

Fuck off retard
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>>183770302
stop posting my waifu, she's too pure for these threads
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So what do you all think about the Umbrella?

I think it'd be awesome if it had an option to shoot the umbrella off whenever you wanted, instead of just waiting a few seconds for it to do it by itself
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>>183772094
That'd make it way too good
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>>183772043
>>183772074
>fagtets who lose to turf war and blame the other team's aerospray detected.
It's a shit weapon that can easily be locked down by splatting them. You should stop being shit at the game. Or pick a god and pray that the Aerospray doesn't get buffed to get balanced.
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>>183772094
total trash in pvp
>shoot at some guy
>he puts up his pussy umbrella blocking it
>toss a grenade behind him
rip
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>>183772094
Honestly see it being a piece of shit in any mode that isn't SP or Salmon Run
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>>183772168
>put up the umbrella
I feel like that's much more aimed at dealing with snipers, or firing it preemptively. The gun itself can two shot from point blank and fires REALLY quickly.
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>>183772157
It's fucking made to cover ground and shred people at very close range, what part of this aren't you understanding? It's fine as it is.
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>>183772157
Imagine being as stupid as you
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Is the inkjet bad or am i just trash
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>>183772285
Stop being a shitter.
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>>183772287
The two are not mutually exclusive.
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>>183772343
Go back to overwatch general faggot
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>>183771865
Nice short, pity it cuts off right when its about to get interesting
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Hows my freshness level guys?
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>>183772597
basic
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>>183772597
4/10
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Am I supposed to stack the same skill on armors a billion times or have one of each different skill?
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Aerospray is my gunfu!!!!
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>>183772043
You haven't seen Range Blaster yet if you think Slosher is unbalanced from damage standpoint. Slosher needs its range and damage to fight over walls- something Tri struggles with; it's too slow for direct engagements.
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>Current time: 5:08AM, Eastern Time
>My Nintendo Switch will arrive later in the day because I paid extra for one-day shipping

What do I do with my life in the meantime?

>>183772719
Pros and japs say not to stack more than two primary abilities. This was also the case in Splatoon 1, and from what we know the numbers/percentages are the same in 2 since someone posted the Prima Guide yesterday. Also, three sub-abilities are equal to one primary ability from what I remember. Some abilities however, such as Tenacity, Ninja Squid, etc. can not be stacked and are exclusive to certain types of gear.
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>>183772634
>>183772629
Aw man. I thought I was a cutie. Where am I lacking in fresh points?

It's the visor, isn't it.

I just love my hair so much. I can't bear to part with it.
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Why is she so great ?
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>>183772157
Can't get splatted if it can run away from everything besides Dualies- which it cuddles to death because Dualies are predictable. The only gun that really does shit on Aero in every situation is Dapple.
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So was the paint brush always this annoying? I didn't play the first game.
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>>183773001
>underdeveloped body
>malformed tentacles and beak
>poor eyesight
>tumor on her head
>nasty personality
She's so damn wabi-sabi right out of the box.
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>>183773007
All the brushes were hot garbage except for the Octobrush from what I remember. I don't think they made any major changes to the weapons besides sub and special weapon layouts (since they removed some from 1) but I do hear that some weapons have had their ink efficiency changed in 2.
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>>183773004
>Run away
Cowardice has no place on the battlefield.
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>>183772950
Get a headband or glasses then
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Dualies shit?
yes or no?
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>>183773245
No, they're too good if anything.
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>>183773203
Honor is just a consolation prize for the dead
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>>183773167
It's also very possible that brushes are more powerful in a game that isn't RIDDLED with panic button specials
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>>183773321
Death is no disgrace.
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>>183773167
Both Octos were decent- Octo was in your face because it had Kraken to fall back onto, but Nouveau was rarely seen on front lines, more of a support/infiltrator weapon. Permabrush was usable and really annoying but weaksauce because same pack had PG, Fresh and 83; stock Inkbrush was niche, Inkbrush Nouveau was hilariously bad.
I think brushes to Spla2n are what Krak-On was to early Splat1. When people git gud, most will go away, only the best would stay and they'll be as annoying as always.
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>>183773423
Yes, but dead men don't ink.
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Alright, I need a matchmaking math whiz.

When I lose, I'm the top scorer 99% of the time, and when I win, I'm generally either the top, within 50 points of the top, or dead last. What does this mean?

Also, people keep mentioning best/broken weapons, but is the Splattershot still good even if it's "nothing special"? I've maintained a pretty solid freshness rank on it so far.
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>>183773245
>dualies
>shit

They're fucking SS-tier. The pros of Splatoon 1, and even the japs say it's the best weapon in the game by a long shot.

>>183773325
True, most of the specials in this game require more thinking and planning than Splatoon 1 due to startup frames, animation locks and whatnot. I remember the Inkzooka being an instant cast special that you could use to delete anyone at close range almost immediately. Bubbler was also an instant cast that gave you temporary damage immunity.

>>183773479
Y'know Anon, in a general thread full of raging lunatics, underageb&, morons that spread misinformation and edgelords on what I can safely say is the biggest cesspool on the internet after lurking here for nearly 10 years, I think you just might be on to something.

I do indeed remember the early days of Splatoon 1 where everyone and their grandmas used that thing. After a while I got used to their faggotry and splatted them back and forth, but even still some remained after the hype died out. And the few that did were still a decent threat. Don't get me wrong, both the Octobrush and the old Krak-On roller are great weapons, but I'm sure once the hype train dies out it won't seem as overpowered.
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>>183773674
Pretty simple
You're either on a team of shitters (top scorer but lost) (also you don't know how to carry a shit team to victory)
Or on a team of decent people (top scorer/ish and won)
Or being carried by good people(dead last)

Also this is pretty obvious, do you have brain damage?

Remember it's always someone elses fault if you lose
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>>183773597
Which is why the Aerospray needs a buff
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>>183773674
This means jack squid. Try to analyse what happened during the matches themselves, not the results.
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I want my Gold Dynamo Roller
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>>183773831
Go away, we already blew your ass away one night and we're not afraid to that that 2-0 and a handshake nyucka
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>>183773791
No, not brain damaged. I assumed this was the case. I just also try to keep a fair bit of self-criticism in my gaming (you are the only constant, etc) and wanted to be sure to try and corroborate what I thought to be true, that being that lots of these squiddies are straight ding dongs.

I'm sure I'm a little garbage, but it's good to know I'm not COMPLETE garbage.
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So after beating story mode twice, it got me thinking the same thing that probably a lot of other people thought. How the fuck would things change if Marie was the one kidnapped and Callie was the one to recruit and assist Agent 4? Not just story-wise, but gameplay-wise on the final boss.

Player goes to Octo Canyon, sees Callie at the start. She's panicky at first at how Marie is still lost, but cheers up seeing the new squid, with new hope.
She also mentions how she's THE Callie of the Squid Sisters. Player doesn't respond, Callie rambles about it, does the whole schtick about "Gotta rescue Marie, here's the hand-me-down suit, etc."
More story after bosses. Second boss down, signal of Marie. Third boss, more understandable signal. Marie is deadpan in taunting the player and Callie about how it's impossible to get her back. Callie is real enthusiastic about it and doesn't give up.
Final boss time. Callie's practically crying at this point that she's seeing Marie being brainwashed. Marie just smirks and mentions that since Callie won the last Splatfest, she was clearly the more popular of the two, in fact winning purely through popularity (pretty much cats vs dogs all over again). Instead of coping with Callie, Marie decides she's better off without. Cue Octavio's remix of Tide Goes Out, fight begins.
Instead of bomb spam, now it's focusing on zones to not die in. Two levels: the ground level and the elevated level, with pillars to climb up to it and grate floors. Very little squidding on the second floor. Literal waves of ink used to push the player to certain areas while fighting off Octavio's attacks.
Part 2 of the fight, mixes in Bomb Rush Blush. Truck comes in, Callie throws suction bombs up at Marie, shades fly off, fight gets harder with the whole floor flooding at times, requiring the second level. Part 3 is part 3, fight end.
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>>183773912
>Deluding yourself into think you 'won'
You proved nothing, more than the fact that the Aerospray needs a buff because its nitche roll strength is crippling.
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>>183774046
What sort of buff would you even give it? Reducing the hits to kill by one?
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You didn't forget about her right?
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>this thread lewding squid girls
STOP it's DEGENERACY and SHOULDN'T EXIST.
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Whoever designed her must be feeling really embarrassed right about now.
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>>183774158
Of course, the spread is just crippling where you have to be point blank for anything to hit, which would mean you're going to be killed by just about everything before you get in range. 5-6 shots is absurd when you have a spread that flies everywhere. And it's not an AoE like brushes.


If you REALLY need something to compenste for the buff. Perhaps slightly increase ink consumption.
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>>183773001
>pearl represents the superficial, diminutive, bitchy side of every squidkid
>marina is an all loving bombshell from a race of malicious, remorseless severed limbs
off the hook is straight up propaganda

and I'm buying it hard
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>>183774254
can you imagine being this much of a twat to actually draw this seriously

and still fuck up her design completley
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>>183774186
I want to hug a squid girl!
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>>183774270
5 shots, never more than that, and it has the fastest fire rate so it still splats faster than vast majority of guns. Spread makes your inking better, Aero has ridiculous inking potential that would be wasted without it- look at Splash-o-Matic for proof.
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>>183772950
He is a cutie, its just theres nothing that special about him

It just looks like stuff you'd buy on the first day
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>>183774516
When you're at the mercy of the RNG because of the spread,

Also if you start off at the same time firing, the Aeropsray MIGHT win, but in reality, you're not going to be point blank and the target is oblivious to you and they'll kill you before you're in kill range.

Hence the problems.
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>>183774254
I doubt it. Japan likes her, and that's really the only place that matters to any of the developers.
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>>183774603
Japan only likes her because Marina is black though. Lets be real

i'm not making a tumblr issue out of this, its just true
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sniping is suffering
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>>183774671

I handle hundreds of Japanese tourists everyday.

I can confirm this.
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>>183774757
why use a sniper in turf war if you're going to ink 1100p and get only one kill?
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>>183774808
Because I'm shit at aiming and need to practice somehow
I wasn't even focusing on inking
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>>183774594
I was going for a casual look, but if the poll up above is any indication and style trumps numbers, I guess I'll have to start upping my fashion game.
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who /unable to find any ranked matches because they are S rank in all modes/ here
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anyone actually run blaster?
seems slosher is more effective for everything but the potential to ohko
and even then I've yet to see anyone actually use one

is it cause mist is bad?
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>>183750920
Hey, they're nerfing the rapid blaster right? that thing is pure fucking bullshit.
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>>183774892
if you like it dont worry though! freshness isnt what others think, freshness is a feel you feel in your chest feeler
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>>183774962
Unlock more Hero Weapons and play Salmon Run then until more people git gud you fucking memelord. The game is still new, and once it gets a truckload or two of new players you might have to actually fight to keep that rank alive. S rank today can end up being A rank in a matter of days or weeks.
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>>183774601
You didn't listen yesterday.
Aero (and every other shooter and blaster except Splatlings that are programmed differently) has 50% dead-on accuracy, all other shots have a chance of deviation and an angle they can deviate at most. Some shooters and all blasters have angle set to 0 and just never miss those 50% of "unaccurate" shots, Aero is 45 (afaik), but that doesn't mean it always misses half the shots even at max range- most deviate by 5-10 degrees which is negligible at its range, and can be further compensated by shooting enemies' feet. Even in absolute worst-case scenario, you're looking at 31-frame TTK, which is slow by shooter standards but fast enough by all other standards- 3-hit Octobrush is 27, for example, Splat Roller needs 32 to wind up a horizontal flick, Slosher needs 40 or something for two sloshes.
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>tfw need octoglasses more than anything but it'll probably be a week or two until they show up in my store or i see someone wearing them
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>tfw west coast US so I still matchmake with japs

we in there, boys.

tempted to buy a second, JP copy for JP exclusive splatfests
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>>183775034
Slosher can't hit behind tall walls, Blaster can because it blasts to the side as well.
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>>183775371
Sounds like more proof that for me that the Aerospray needs a buff. Base accuracy of 45%? That also assumes you have a perfect lock on the target so we can probably reduce that further when you apply practical situations.

Plus stats means butkips if you need to be point blank to do anything, by then, anyone who is not a retard will see you and unload in your face before you reach optimal range aka hugging them. Maybe if you take into account ambushes, but that you still have so many variables there.

You get a sticker for trying with your statistics. But you're just using Mark Twain's third lie.
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>>183775453
Nigga just change your region or make a JP specific account
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>>183775453
>tfw my Switch is set to Japanese but I play an NA copy of Splatoon so everyone I play with probably thinks I'm a moon when I'm a burger
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>>183775634
That's not how it works. NA and JP versions of Splatoon 2 are separate builds.
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>>183775756
Ok then how about you dont be a stupid weeb and save your $60
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>>183774419
Image search leads to FurAffinity. Yeah. I can easily imagine them both being a major twat and a shit artist from that much.
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I don't really like Marina's voice
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Anyone else disappointed by the squid files this game?
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>>183776075
yeah
not really lore, more "hey this shop does this now"
feels like the squid sister stories would have been more appropriate, and it wouldn't surprise me if that was the case early in development

art's still cool though
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>>183774168

>real women
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckdVmMNnHn0

>>183776216
Charger-chan is cute
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>>183776282

she's the second cutest on BRO
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>>183776354
Why does every australian/kiwi female look like that or >>183774168
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>>183775613
Worst case accuracy is 50%, read more carefully. 45 is max angle of deviation, the further from center the less is the probability. This means ~60-65% at 1.5 lines- not ideal but enough to wreck things that can't reach you there like Luna, Clash, rollers except the donger or stuck Dapples, and 80+ at 1 line which is not quite cuddling yet, and which isn't really affecting you as much as other relatively inaccurate guns like 52 because you just brute force inaccuracy through sheer fire rate.
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>>183774168
Does anyone have that Japanese fanart Tweet about her?
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How does it make you fags feel to know that I'm climbing ranked with great ease thanks to the Octobrush and carrying my team to victory? I didn't even play the first game.
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>>183776937
Good for you. Octo is strong but not overpowered, it just has low skill floor- and moderate skill ceiling. Don't let them catch up to you, improve further.
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>>183776937
I bet turning into a harrier jet helps a fuckton.
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>>183777061
>>183776937
inkstrike return confirmed
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>>183775205
>>183774892

>go to check splatnet for the newest item
>its a fucking longsleeve tee

This does not feel fresh. Long under short is best. What fucking squidball team could I possibly give a shit about.

I just want a better hat, that lets me keep my fresh do. Is that so much to ask?
>>
>design all the new levels with making chargers shit in mind
>makes buckets broken instead
makes you think
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Does anyone have the list of all the equipment? I wanna compare it to the stuff on SplatNet.
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So are the brushes this games noob weapon?
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>>183777798
http://imgur.com/a/9w8lx
http://imgur.com/a/gUexS
http://imgur.com/a/Cq7La
Someone posted the Prima guide's listing yesterday.
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Just replayed the final boss and holy shit the dialogue is MUCH better. More light-hearted and comedic, feels more like the actual Squid Sisters.

>>183773989
I want this so bad, what we got was honestly kind of awful. The boss fight feels too easy compared to the first game, having to dodge all of that sounds like a better challenge.
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Soon.
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Can you only do the photo shoot thing with an amiibo or with friends? Cause I don't have either.
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>Can't play with friends unless I make everyone grind out ranks which they can't even do consistently with the ranked mode changing all the time
>Can't play the fantastic co-op mode with friends because it's available sometimes for like 6 hours in the middle of the week or some shit
>Can't even play fucking TURF WAR with friends without it putting us against each other and them getting mad when I steamroll them

Seriously I hate how quickly i'm starting to resent this game already. These decisions make no fucking sense and kill so much of the hype I had for it, and knowing Nintendo they won't change fucking anything.
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>>183778896
Salmon Run is always open in Local Play, last I checked.
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>>183778860
Too real, I have a slutty sweater on order
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>>183777853
Nah, the rollers still hold that position at the lowest levels I would think. Despite everyone's recent complaining the Octobrush at least takes decent positioning and movement to use effectively, if not aim. The inkbrush on the other hand is extremely skill reliant and I find that most inkbrushers are either complete idiots that contribute nothing or absolute gods.

>>183778061
Thanks
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>>183777853
The Octobrush sure is.

>moves faster than your regular roller
>hurr durr autobombs don't require aim
>muh salt-powered jet pack
>flick2win
>only 1 ink-saving slot ability for all their gear, everything else is garbage

Tri-Slosher is getting there but I still see some competent play with it.
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>>183750920
Can someone turn this into a soundless, less than 3MB webm please?

https://twitter.com/hoyonanu/status/888942846987739139
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>>183779262
what the fuck are they doing
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>>183779262
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>>183779841
should do this but with the jew oven instead
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Reminder that squids are not cute, they're vicious predators.
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it's time
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Making a Salmon Run lobby, if anyone is interested

Friend code - SW-7794-6308-2010
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>>183780391
IT'S TIME
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>>183780032
>tfw no pet squid
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>>183780339
thanks for sharing your valuable opinion on this matter, tumblr
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>>183780604
Her beak is at perfect height to bite your ass off when you're standing. Like, the entire ass in one bite.
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>>183753495
ARMS was my go-to Switch game any time I was commuting or needed to get my mind off of things. It still is whenever I don't have access to online. The game is still a lot of fun and it's a joy to experience higher level play since it gets really aggressive and fast-paced - there's just not a lot to talk about when it comes to the game unfortunately, mostly on account of the low content.

The Max Brass update boosted the excitement for a bit but by this time everyone's moving towards Splatoon cause there's just more to it. I can see why the discussion of it died but the game is far from trash - it just isn't the same slam dunk as Splatoon was.
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>>183778061
>no midriff
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>>183780401
We're short one player, hop in or we're starting in a few minutes
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>>183780863
big squid or small ass?
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>Carbon Roller
>Tri-Slosher
>Charger
>Splash-o-matic

holy fuck this loadout is hype
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>>183781084
I love treehouse marina
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>>183781084
Marina's expressions do not fit her text at all.
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>>183781108
>>183780958
>>183780401
Back to Tumblr/reddit
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>>183780401
Still 3/4 in here

>>183781225
>he's never experienced an /ink/ lobby
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>>183780975
Their head is the size of a beach ball.
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>>183779841
>one of the bosses is literally an oven

YOU HAD ONE JOB ANON
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>>183781285
do /ink/ lobbies use voice chat ?
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Marina is a fucking bitch, why does the West like this archetype?
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>>183781214
Maybe if it's more like a mother trying to give advice. Sometimes it's not what you say, but how you say it.

It's still pretty bad localization, either way.
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>>183781561
i guess they decided all her lines should be some king of sick burn?
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>>183781561
>>183781732
>Marina is a bitch

Untrue.

>Why does the West like this archetype?

You act as if you know anything about her character.

>>>/pol/
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>>183781849
are you the same cuck that linked to /pol/ in the previous threads? fuck off already
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>>183781561
Because we got fucked by Treehouse but not enough to start liking the goblin.
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>>183781849
>Reddit spacing
>/pol/ boogeymeme
>Probably phoneposting
kill yourself
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>>183780401
Room is opened again, added averyone
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Am I crazy or are the maps in 2 incredibly biased towards close range in a way that most of the maps in the first game weren't? It feels like no matter what an octobrush is going to get close to you with no effort required
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Marina is my favorite character so far, but maybe that's just because I'm starved for octolings
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>>183782141
>>183782272
Disgusting artstyle makes her look even worse.
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Can somebody tell me how Salmon Run works? How often can you do it, why does it close? etc
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>>183782216
You octo loving scum make me sick to my stomach.
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>Can't connect to Aiden's console
FUCK YOU
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>teammates don't use "this way" or "help"
fuck you
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I love my little pearl. She's not the smartest , or the prettiest inkling, and she messes around a lot , but she's always happy , and that makes me happy .
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>>183782615
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>>183782545
>>183782603
i'm sorry
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>>183782615
I wish she would die.
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HOW ARE PEOPLE SO FUCKING GARBAGE AT SALMON RUN HOLY FUCK THIS SHIT IS GOING TO GIVE ME A FUCKING STROKE
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>>183782615
That sounds familiar, (except the ugly part).
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>>183782615
>Uses duelies which are close range weapons
>Uses charger which supplements close range with a scope
>Squints a lot
>Milky pupils
Mmm... That's concerning
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>>183782942
they never played a survival game, what do you expect?
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>>183782615
She just keeps going, even though everyone including her partner is trying to bring her down. An inspiration. Keep strong, Pearl!
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>>183782813
seriously man people can't revive you if they don't know where you are. use the help command. I got myself killed trying to find out where the hell my dead teammate was
and this way helps tell your team where boss salmonids are
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>>183783083
>Failed last 4 runs on final wave
>Lets me keep my pay-grade
He's a good boss.
>>
So nobody actually uses the voice chat, right?
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>>183783526
If you don't VC in my SR I'm kicking and blacklisting you.
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>>183783083
Well thats for corrupting my headcanon, Mr. Grizz will be a seven feet tall ripped anthro bear from now on, but inconsistency is if he really look like this, he can do the hunting alone with his bear hands easy and dont need us.
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>>183783526
>need an expensive peripheral
>need to attach it to your smart phone
>need an app for smart phone
>need a stupid dongle to wire your smart phone, headset, and switch together
>can only talk to friends

What do you think?
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>>183783573

I can speak Japanese in Voice chat, English is hard
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>>183782942
>potato that was doing ok with a roller gets the charger
>brain shuts down completely as they use uncharged shots to try to re cover the ship
hell is other people
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>>183781137
t. treehouse shill
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>losing salmon run rank because the shitty matchmaking only teamed me up with one other player, thus inevitably losing in wave 1
you can't defend this
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>>183770215
I ordered some for 24 bucks about a month ago.
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>work nights
>all my friends are at work by the time I get home
>I'm asleep when they're off work
>the only people playing early in the morning are idiot children

This is fine. I don't need to keep my pay grade or anything
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>Marina learns how Pearl manages to stay on 'Off the Hook'
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>>183770303
you technically payed for the 215 tags, didn't you?
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>>183784174
>defend
of course not, feels more like a bug than anything, it shouldnt ever start a map without full roster
>>
>Charger in rotation
Well, I'm not winning any matches today. Kids are terrible with it.
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>>183773765
How so? Only the dapple seems any viable since the splat ones roll so slowly.
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>>183784313
Suess plz
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>>183784313
Nice, little slut gets what's coming to her!
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>>183773245
2fast movement while shooting, rapid fire and a roll, what's not to like?
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> +3000 Freshness bonus
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>last round 185%
>quota met but team ends up getting spread out going after bosses
>two of us get taken out on opposite corners of the map, only me and a jap on the splashomatic left after taking out a stinger together
>we both go through a choke point but only he makes it out alive
>see the brave jap run off with only 10 seconds left on the clock and no hope of reviving anyone
>he dodges 3 stinger rays and bosses on every side of him as he just barely runs out the clock
>promoted to profreshional
it's so good to have you back, salmon run
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>>183753495
>make a game with a new IP
>put all the lore on Twitter
>specifically, a Japanese-only Twitter
>never put out any official English translations of it
>basically force your truly dedicated fans to have to translate the lore for everyone else that can't read moon runes
>shocked that game hype dies for everyone except Japs and the niche fandom that read the fan translations/sincerely like the game

Bravo, Nintendo.
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>>183784704
They're predictable. They be like "lol, I'm here, now I'm here", and I just send a direct blast right where they roll and send chunks of squid all over the battlefield.
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Anyone else getting constant "The software was closed because of an error" crashes while docked? Sp is literally unplayable while docked for me because of this.
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>>183784313
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>>183784942
You played in docked mode too much. Splatoon overheats the Switch. Enjoy your soon to be brick console.
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>>183784931
Dualies shouldn't be going one on one with blasters. Simply put you should be ambushing people more than anything, which makes sense as part of your advantages is movement speed while shooting.
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The more of Pearl suffering and being bullied makes the world right.
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Finally got my shirt
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>>183785089
It's not even hot though. My phone gets hotter than this when charging.
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Goodnight Soysquad and thanks for all of the fun games
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>>183784313
im gonna need sauce on this
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>>183784894
Why is he always frothing at the mouth?

Is Bisk ok?
>>
Great job, guys

Good salmon run
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>>183785456
thanks, sorry for being a shitter
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Merch lets you reroll slots at level 20, right? I just reached level 20 and he's still saying to talk to him about it later.
Do I need to do something else?
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>Griller wave with these weapons
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So is it ever explained why Marina, an Octoling, is not only allowed in Inkopolis but also became an idol?
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>>183785147
You're assuming Dualies are always the aggressor, but in this case the blaster should be. Right now Rapid, Goo and H3 do the job of dualie hunting well enough, but once Range is out there- ripe pepperonis, dualies, something with both AoE and OHKO direct will absolutely murderise these poor little fuckers. It also makes me think that Squiffer will be meta as well.
>>
Do I make new thread?
>>
Yes, please keep matching me with the same potato for Salmon Run, this is good.
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>>183785524
Nobody in that group was a shitter except me
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>>183785634
No one's noticed she isn't an inkling
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>>183785634
>>183785738
The general public don't know about the Octarians and their threat to inkling society.
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Where's the WAIT FOR ME TO GET ON THE ELEVATOR YOU FUCKS button?
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>>183785634
Music controls octarians (see: Octavio is a DJ, and he started dancing when sisters were singing in Splat1), and nobody knows what music has what effect better than a defected octarian.
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>>183785965
Just swim up the side if they leave without you
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>>183785930
But turf war is based of the great war against octarians or not?
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Salmon Rush is too busy. Very hard to figure out where teammates are and where Salmons are coming from. 4/10.
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>wake up
>start up splatoon2
>bunch of friend requests from people that'ved played together
eels good man
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>>183786056
It was, and it caused them to retreat to remote locations like Octo Valley and Octo Canyon.
The public doesn't know that they are still active, perhaps? Cuttlefish and Marie are still undercover about their operations and the news always report the Zapfish/Callie as 'missing', they don't know that the Octarians stole it and Cuttlefish/Marie are the ones to speak the truth about its disappearance to the player.
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>>183786029
I was just in a case where we were being chased by about 50 different salmonids and like 3 different boss salmonids, including the one that rolls over you in his armour truck thing, and they just decided to go on the elevator without me, leaving me to get the shit beaten out of me and everyone else shortly after.
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>>183786056
Yeah, century ago. Do we still run around killing japsand krauts on sight ?
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>>183786251
>>183786251
>>183786251
New
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>>183785556
As long as the splash o matic doesn't die it works out most of the time
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Is Splattershot Pro the one everyone said is trash?
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>>183786265
pls don't kill me
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>>183786312
Not bad, she's pushing it the right way.
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>>183761194
I main inkbrush in splat zones, and I just keep climbing in rank.
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I'm B in every mode but octobrush just doesn't cut it anymore. What's a good weapon to switch too that's versatile for all modes?

Actually, what weapons are the best for each mode?
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HOW THE FUCK CAN I UNLOCK MORE CLOTHES!? IS IT CASE OF EVERY 10 LEVELS?
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>>183787991
they change everyday
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