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SPLATOON 2 IS NOW OUT

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> News
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayonnaise vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August.
- Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes:
Splatoon 2 FA-11 Custom Gear (Switch)
Splatoon 2 Ika V Collaboration Gear (Switch)
- New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key).
- Rotations are now every 2 hours instead of 4.
- New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear!
-The Inkbrush is out now!

> Splatoon 2 Information (links + translated tweets)
- http://pastebin.com/h04p6aqy (embed) (embed)

> FAQ
- http://pastebin.com/1wPYkZc9 (embed) (embed)

> Resources
- http://pastebin.com/6UaR6zHL (embed) (embed)

> Discord

- why are you reading this?

> Wiki
- http://splatoonwiki.org/

> User Stats
- http://splatoon.nintendo.net/

> if you want to add your friend code before splatoon goes out use this:
https://docs.google.com/forms/u/0/d/e/1FAIpQLSfrpLqYcIcxHjNbeVoBql4HDGqUseArmbUePz71gXqBgHlHtA/viewform?usp=sf_link
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Here's some new polls that have to do with what you've done before Splatoon 2, /ink/:

Have you played the first Splatoon on Wii U before?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13516586

What other games did you have on your Switch before playing Splatoon 2?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13516587

What's the proper term for repeated ZL Squid?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13516667
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>marina's singing voice
how can anyone like loli fivehead eminem
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Post Fresh $quids
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POST YFW YOU GET YOUR FIRST CRACK IN RANKED
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>>183644625
>Finally deletes link to the shitty discord
>Still hasn't fixed the current thread link
>(embed) (embed)
You had one job
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Is regional matchmaking a meme or not
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>>183644754
I can still see it
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reposting my observations of Scroll 17 since the last thread died maybe an hour or so after posting it
"When smoke rises from the seven rings, the pinkfish will emerge from the sea, devouring all the creatures of the land" - The Book of Madai, 10:10
Madai is one of the grandsons of Noah in the book of Genesis, and is also the japanese name for the Pagrus Major
10:10 of the Book of Madai references the seven seals of Revelations
Chapter 10 of Genesis describes the nations formed by the descendants of Noah after the Great Flood
Verse 10 is a listing of various nations
Both Inkling and Octarian society have fallen to the sin of Vanity and the worship of false gods with the consumerist centric culture of inklings, and octarians soon to follow once they become part of inkling society and the results of splatfests being the determinant of legal decisions
The time draws near for a second End of Days to purge the descendants of Man who have fallen into the same hedonistic lifestyle
All the events in S1 and S2 are in preparation for the coming Third Flood
The First Seal has already been broken in the form of the salmonids
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who /unable to play ranked because they are from Yurop/ here
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Is aeroshitter best for grinding on regular?
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>>183644754
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>>183644884
shhhhh
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>>183644910
no, nzap is
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>>183644673
Where can I get the splatoon 2 pro controller in Canada?
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>>183644934
>orange hair
>green and blue paint
???
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>>183644750
Rate, trying to get better looking shoes. the black sock school shoes were better imo.
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>>183645029
nah, aeroshitter is best. if you start getting raped you can go to another part of the map and start spraying
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Is pro controller good for the game?
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Just finished the final boss.
who else intentionally died to watch Callie dance on the big screen?

>tfw Spicy Calamari Inkantation starts playing
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>>183644708
spoilers tags exist for a reason anon...
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>>183645252
Very much so, it's also one of the comfiest controllers out there
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>>183644754
Someone forgot to remove the Alpha Channel.
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Sex with Marie!
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>>183644887
whoa

..so what's gonna happen for the games?
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>>183645423
can it use motion controls?
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>>183645252
Separated Joycons are comfier, easier to aim with, and less fatiguing.
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>>183645549
yes
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>>183645549
yep
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Only one more weapon for SP, and I saved the Roller for last. Here goes nothing.
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>>183645549
Yes, it has a built in Gyro. Note the official one does. The hori does not
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>>183645579
You're off your rocker, using the seperated joycons gives me hand cramps
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Should I be buying every weapon or can you only hold so many in your inventory or whatever?
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>>183645547
no idea, but I'm hoping it isn't something that is just forgotten in future installments, anyone have the original japanese text for scroll 17 and can translate it? I'm curious about how much the NA localization of the scroll matches up with the japanese version. considering the image I saw in the video with the scrolls, probably fairly closely
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>>183645738
Nah no inventory is limited. Just that you can't have dupe clothing.
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>>183645738
Do you really think they'd limit inventory space for weapons?
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>>183645740
son of a fuck i laughed

that's fucking cold
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>tim's discord squad got 6th
>thatso gets 2nd
How the mighty have fallen.
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>>183645404
>being spoiled by Splatoon 1 content
You fucking deserved it.
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>>183644882
Some people say it's strickly regional, some people say it's some funky stuff about matching you with people with equallly good connections. I can tell you from my games that the game tries to match you with people close to you since most of my players over the day were people from teams from europe.
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Heavy splatling is bullshit.
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>>183645847
Oh.
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Ha yeah no one would do that!
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>>183645871
It's ping-based.
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Man salmon run gives a ton of money from bonuses. A premade non-shitter group could just rack up infinite wealth on the highest difficulty.

I foresee a bonus nerf in the near future.
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>>183645740
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>>183645940
>>183645847
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>>183646026
is that ice cream or cake
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>>183645721
I actually have pretty large hands and find the joycons small and mildly uncomfortable to use, but I cannot aim well at all with a pro controller, while aiming with the joycons is easier than using a fucking mouse for me. Hand cramps will happen no matter what setup you use if you play 12 hours a day, and if you happen to use a Slosher or a Brush then good fucking luck.

Ive always hated being forced to have my arms in a fixed position and having to move both of them around like im pretending to drive in a racing game, or maybe it has something to do with never playing the original with the gamepad.
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Anyone have plum casuals and are kind enough to let me order them? I'm getting desperate
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>>183644792
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>>183646026
D-delete this...
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>>183645738
Id hold off on buying weapons unless you really want to use them just because the money is better spent on splatnet right now.
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>>183644792
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>>183646143
It's squid
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>>183646423
are you a cannibal
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Hey anyone else here willing to lie that they win "all of their matches"? Please reply if so :)
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>>183646591
I win all my matches. It's just that the rest of my team loses theirs.
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post some fun things you've seen in inkopolis square
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>my first 10+ splat game
Feels nice.
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>50 points behind getting shitstomped the entire match
>make the comeback in overtime
>realize in the results screen it was 3 vs 4 since our aerospray disconnected a minute in.

I bet they felt like shit
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>>183646736
Even when I lose, I win because I don't lose the lesson.
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mfw you can go back to single player hub and the 1.5x tickets respawn infinitely
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>>183646423
Dont get cooked
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Salmon run, anyone?
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>>183646909
if only there was a way to get infinite double tickets
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>>183646909
When I went back to it it was transparent and only gave eggs. Maybe it's time based?
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>>183647096
they still count even if they're transparent
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>>183646354
Splatnet never has anything good...
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>>183647021
I would but I'm minimum rank and nobody wants that.
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>stuck in Profreshional forever
Why is Salmon Run so bullshit? Insane mode on Horde solo pistol only in Gears is easier than this.
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>>183647160
it had a ninja squid krak-on shirt that was actually really good.
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>Never played splatoon 1
>Have no idea what I'm doing
>Start using roller and brush because I'm terrible at aiming
>Stomp fools, nobody gets in my way
>Start ranked
>Crawl my way up to C
>Instant I start playing games we start getting stomped
>Salmon Run
>Crawl my way up to Overachiever
>Get stomped hard twice
>Thrown all the way back to the low end of Go Getter

But blogging aside, really, does anyone have any tips on how to actually git gud?
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>>183645535
Hot violent Sex with Marie at gunpoint illuminated only by her bioluminesence!
Apparently.
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Reminder that you can farm crusty sean tickets at these locations;
>Near entrance to 2-6 a box has a 1.5 XP ticket
>Near entrance to 5-27 a box has 1.5 gold ticket

Just exit to the plaza again and re-enter and they'll be back, it shows them grayed out but you still get them if you speak to sean
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>>183647160
>swim speed sleeveless jersey
IT'S MINE
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I report everyone on my team that disconnects
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>>183647208
Profreshional is the top rank you tool.
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>>183647278
stop using roller and start using Nzap
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>>183647379
Can you have the gold and xp effect running at the same time?
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>>183647425
And? Nintendo ain't gonna give a shit. A slap on the wrist at best.
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>>183647278
In ranked, think about what would be a common action for the opposing team to do.

Most players make a straight line to the objective, so it helps your team tremendously if go a roundabout way on the map to throw the opposing team off guard.
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Anyone else buy the bondage gear required to voice chat? How is it?
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>play tower control
>use Octobrush
>spam the "r" button
>wins 9 in a row

This is the new baby weapon isn't it?
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>>183647460
SO I'M GOOD, PA??
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>>183647516
nope
just 1 at time
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anyone else having insane connection issues at night? i was fine all day today and i've gotten disconnected from 3 SR games and one Turf War all in a row.
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>finally getting the hang of movement and shooting to play effectively
>pick up the Dualies
>actually start winning
>having a fucking blast for the first time since I started
>Consistent connection errors start happening, can't play a single game

The foil wrapper on a pop tart is better at collecting signal than the Switch, already had to move it across my room to connect to the internet at all.
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>>183647665
It's fucking ridiculously good in tower control, I fucking brute forced my way to b- with it so I can finally get in league
speaking of ranked, does your rank degrade if you haven't played? I know in the last game it did if you're at S/A or some shit but if I can just plant my ass on b- so I can play on league that would be pretty nice
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Is there a website for the splatoon 2 splatnet or do I have to use the app? Also is the app emulatable?


>T. Phone cheapskate
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>>183648298
>is the app emulatable
ANDROID
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>>183647316
>Apparently.
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>>183648137
Is League battle exclusively with your Friends?
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Is there no way to look at your friend's data like there was in splatnet 1?
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I'm seriously considering dropping the Splatter Pro, because the sensor grenade is so fucking worthless
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Why is SR so hard
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>>183648881

Because at higher difficulties the game expects your team to remove the bosses as soon as they spawn?
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>>183648137
the first game never had rank decay at any level
this game doesn't have rank decay at any level either
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>Solo carry the tower to 2
>Die
>Immediately they ride it from there to our 0
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>>183648881
This particular rotation has a few hard to use weapons, so shitters are much more common
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If my post ends in 0-4 I play story mode
5-9 I play some ranked matches
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>squid parties everywhere
;_;
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>>183649301
ayy
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Do you think Marie would flatten my balls with a roller like just as a joke haha
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>>183647278
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>>183649501
She prefers the charger, I'm sorry anon
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>>183649038
Are you sure?
My friend said he used to be an S but quit for a few months, he ended up coming back as a b-
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what things and advanced tips should i know that i probably won't know just by playing blindly
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>tripfag posting youtube shitter tweets
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>>183648298
Yeah, you can emulate it. Is there a better emulator than Bluestacks?
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Maybe I'm literally retarded. Is there any way to get back up to the spawn point in The Reef?
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>>183649598
Fuck off Egoraptor
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>>183649598
LAN play is where the eSport part of Splatoon falls anyway. He has a point on the lag though.
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I love how the name "Tim" strikes fear into squids. If you have a Tim on your team, you auto-win.
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>>183649739
The pro controller's wireless connection is a joke, and the extra input lag for a wired connection even moreso.
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>>183649598
"e-sports" are a fucking joke lmao
besides like 3, they all are cash grabs to see who can make the most before the game gets run into the ground and everyone moves on
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>>183649632
i got S+ in splatoon 1 like 6 months ago, booted it up recently and i'm still S+
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>>183649671
Your sub weapons should not be used to kill people, they should be used to make people move into a spot where you can shoot them with your main weapon.
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>>183649715
Super Jump
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Ika Squads is the reason Splatoon 1 is better than it's sequal
I just don't have a switch yet
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>>183644754
More like this, preferably tiddies
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>>183649598
I'd fuck Suzy and make him watch while Jontron and Danny do commentary on it.
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>>183649868
H-how?
I didn't understand that part of the tutorial. And I have no fucking idea how to launch from the spawn.
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>>183649598
>it's not my fault, it's the lag
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>>183649941
X to open map
Hold a D button (down for Spawn, left right or up for teammates)
Press A
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Where exactly do I do the drawing thing so it shows up on my inkling? I WANT TO ART
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>Shitters ignoring the objective
Holy fuck I hate Tower Control
The tower moves too fucking fast
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Guys I just bought the switch and this game, but I have no friends, what do?
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>>183650027
Thank you very much for not yelling at me instead.
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Guys, when does single player actually start getting fun? I'm only enjoying splatting children and salmon.
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>have to grind to rank 10 and then grind to B- to be able to play PvP reliably on the same time with your friends

how does Nintendo get away with this
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>>183650069
sell switch
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Post your squid loot. Still need to get more, but this is what I have for now. For the record, a lot of these things were free.
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>>183650132
it gets fun when you beat it and use the weapons you want to use.

so pretty much it isn't fun. only do it for the replica gear and food tickets
replica splattershot is pretty neat looking
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>>183650184
Just use the octobrush on tower control my dude
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>>183649598
I feel like one of the few people on this planet that has never run into connectivity issues outside of Splatfests.
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>>183647316

That would be awkward since she uses a sniper rifle.
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I miss the Octoling Armor
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when do you unlock more amiibo gear. i want the full outfits.
is it a level thing of a timed thing?
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>>183650069
The only thing I can think of having friends for is for Salmon Run, I usually just Solo Rank. When reaching S rank, dick around with /ink/ with X Squads (S rank prevents you from losing points).
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>>183649775

Well yes, he does it after all.
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>>183650240
Its not even about grinding out the matches, its that its fucking retarded that Nintendo has this ass-backwards design in a game in 2017. Especially when it is a sequel to a game with the exact same goddamn problem.
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>>183650380
Upload your set to the amiibo.
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I like the carbon roller but I'm really bad with it
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>>183650230
>For the record, a lot of these things were free.

Thieving isn't cool, anon
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>>183650047

Red box between the stores.
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>tfw want to draw Chaika on the front plaza, but can't into art
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>>183650421
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>>183650374
Same. I liked dressing up at an Octoling fucking squids up with the Octoshot. Hopefully they'll patch them in as unlockables.
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>>183650230
is that a giant orange slice pillow?
i want it
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>>183650648
Nah, I just liked it because it was the most revealing outfit.

>Dat delicious woomy belly
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>>183650380
I think it's level based. I'm up to level 11 and have received all complete sets from the amiibos.
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>>183650523
SDCC, this year and a previous year. They give a lot of neat stuff.
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>>183650230
>those hats
Hey anon, where can I get those for "free"?
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Anyone want to do Salmon run? Currently over achiever.
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1 more sector to go
i like challenging myself to beat stages as fast as possible
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>>183650594
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>>183650714
There are other fruit too.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Fruit-Shape-Pillow-Cushion-Funny-Watermelon-OrangeToy-Doll-Sofa-car-Head-rest-Gift-Birthday-wedding/32599118294.html
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>>183651060
>red cabbage
literally looks like a cancer biopsy under a microscope
no seriously look it up
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>>183651026
i just hate the waiting for platform stages.
i did enjoy my run through with some of the weapons after i found the note and upgrade part.

first time i ran through was constantly looking back to make sure i didn't miss the fucker.
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>>183651026
Tell us if there's a bonus for collecting all of the weapons.
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>>183651154
For each level you get a ticket.
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>>183651060
thank you anon
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>>183650883
Splatoon tourney at SDCC. Old ones were for all entries year before last and the new one was from winning at one this year.
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>Dick around in Turf War matches
>Some motherfucker has the Pilot Goggles
>Splatoon memories coming back
>Reset game and go to the lobby after the match
>He's there

Those fuckin goggles are gonna be mine again. Now I just need a matching monochrome shirt.
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Anyone up for some Salmon Run?
1418-5835-8201
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>>183651060
>ali express
enjoy your bootleg shit
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I thought those Ink Sensor bombs were useless but after getting used to them they really fucking help you and your team.

Splattershot Pro is looking to be a really good weapon, I just need optimized gear for its ridiculous ink consumption.
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>>183651026
How did you get times that fast?
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>>183651678
how do you make that thing useful
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>>183651026
>Shower boss with low-range weapons
Please enlighten me on how you do this
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>>183651643
>literally a fruit slice pillow
who gives a shit?
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>>183651730
outrange everyone and control the map with ink storms
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>>183651768
no i mean the sensor
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>>183651643
As long as you don't give those chinamen your credit card info, there's no harm done
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>>183651739
Some stages get modified a little bit to allow other weapons to win.

For example, the Blaster gets ride rails and rolomites on the outside of the arena to beat the shower boss.
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>>183650583
Get that Switch art printer hack
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>>183651730
Just throwing them at fleeing enemies or into chokes where they like to funnel out at. They make it really obvious to teammates when you have one marked and that person ends up being completely useless when everyone has info on their location. For more specific uses I throw them at Sloshers and Chargers because theyre the only thing capable of fighting 1v1 with a SSP and winning, so if I dont feel comfortable fighting them I sensor bomb them and retreat for a bit.
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do you lose access to league if you go below b-? or do you just unlock it once you've hit b- once?
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>>183650583
you don't need to be an artist to copy pixels one by one
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>>183651026
>I started with Sector 5 going down
>This get progressively easier and faster
feels good
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>Have had aggressively shit teammates all this rotation
I JUST WANT SPLAT ZONES BACK ALREADY
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Every day some faggot sends me a friend request, like bitch please
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>splatling gun went from S Tier victory screen to F- tier

It's not fair...
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>>183651536


I would but I dont have a mic that will work with this stupid...app....thing.
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>final wave
>miss quota by 1 egg
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>>183652178
I don't use a mic, you're good.
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>tfw no Dual Squelcher with Point Sensors and Splashdown
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>>183650287
You think she can't use diffrent weapons when it's more effective? Not that she'd need the gun with me, but hey, if it makes her happy I'd gladly play along.
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which is better with motion controls:

Joycon

Pro-Controller
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>>183652426
Pro
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Is it possible to replace the main ability on a piece of gear?
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>that guy that never gave us ink armor for the entire game
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>>183652426
Pro Controller
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>>183652426
Joy con
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>>183652426
Pro 100%. This game feels like it was made for the pro controller.
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Who hasn't picked up the Noise Cancelers yet?
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>>183652426
Joycon has a wider range of motion
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>>183644887
>Splatoon 3 has a huge change in tone
>Turf Wars are for gaining resources in the decimated wasteland left by the Great Flood
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>he uses aerospray
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holy fuck inkbrush on cartpush is a terrible meme
it should be good but with the map design and the way the brush splash works you can't actually ink anyone on the cart
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>>183652426
Joy-con.

Why should you believe me over these fools?
>>183652549
>>183652478
>>183652452
I main charger/blaster. Aim is everything for me.
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>>183652460
it looks like splatnet has the same gear with different primary abilities. no way to replace the primary in game though.
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>>183652478
>>183652452
>>183652549
What is your main weapon?
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>>183652563
I've ordered them from Annie. I can't pick them up until I get home from work (SplatNet 2 is amazing)
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>>183649598
>egoraptor
He stopped being relevant over 10 years ago
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does there exist a full list of what guns are unlocked at what levels?

asking for my wife's son
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>>183652426
I don't like the button and analog stick placement for the right joycon specifically for this game.
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>>183652708
Mostly Dualies and SplatPro
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>>183652708
Splattershot for now, until I start unlocking better weapons.
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>>183652426
I enjoy using the Joycons!
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FRE$H I know you're here. Only someone from here would be that good and use that kind of gear.
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>>183652708
Main: Dualies

Backup: Splattershot
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>>183649829
There's more lag when it's connected wired?
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>>183652617
split or in grip?
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>>183652938
Putting joycons into a grip removes the reason theyre superior to the pro controller.
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>>183652617
1v1 charger battle me. I use pro
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>>183652720
Tell your wife's son he has real swell taste in video games https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12d51IAvxF9Nj4QTCZGlcjULgGNi1xbDQbcNieB8EQX8/edit#gid=0
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>>183652563
Just got them.

I love how Annie can get you 4 slotted gear early in your career, so long as you can fork over the cash for it. Considering that you can walk away from Salmon Run with a metric fuckton of money, it's no problem.
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How fresh is my woomy?
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>>183652870
>FRE$H
try reddit
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Okay lets just settle this once and for all

http://www.strawpoll.me/13517259
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>get to rank 14
>buy 52, Gal
>remember 52. Gal being a 3-4 hit kill weapon in S1 depending on clothing
>been getting mainly 2 hit kills with the .52 gal
who the fuck thought the .52 needed to be buffed, and I say this as someone that mained the .52 Gal Deco in S1, can someone confirm if nintendo was insane enough to make the .96 gal a 1hk, I remember them having a similar ttk, the .96 gal just had longer range
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>>183653147
ready to commit squid-bys/10
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Can you skip the intro showing the new maps anyway?
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>been playing with a small discord group since launch (6-7) people
>managed to FINALLY get a full group of 4 on one team in Turf War

The other team didn't know what hit them.
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>>183653217
52 Gal has always been a 2 hit kill, defense up made it roughly to a 3 hit kill but since that shits gone it's now always 2 hit.
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how does special power up affect ink armor?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2eAFQlF8yM
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>afk shithead in ranked
>roller
>named 6GOD
>tied up hair
could you be any more subhuman
>>
>team wipes
>check map
>there's some chucklefuck a couple yards away from spawn painting corners

Why does this keep happening? Everyone in the match is over level 9
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What is the proper strategy for turf war? I find myself always hanging back and painting up our side since the other 3 rush the mid to fight.
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>>183653836
they could have been using the hair with one tentacle to the side and wearing the thick rimmed glasses
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>>183652918
Strangely enough, yeah.
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Have any midriff baring outfits been confirmed to be in splatoon 2 yet?
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>>183653958
Control mid. By controlling mid you control more than half the map and win automatically. You're also a liability because they're going into a fight 3v4.
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>final wave
>mothership inbound
>10 seconds left
>steals 1 egg so we're short of the quota
>time's up before we can react and get another gold egg
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>>183654008
hey fuck you squidllex hair is top
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Is there any better feeling than this?
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So, Luna blaster has been nerfed pretty badly, hasn't it?
Attack has been reduced a lot so half of the kills are 3 shots, and it now has shit blast radius.
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>>183653648
pearl a cute :3c
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skipping ranks is a retarded system. I have 3 people on my team at B rank that don't know the rainmaker is a gun. They just pick it up and immediately run and die without shooting once.
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>>183653958
The two rules I follow are A. Keep control of the middle, and B. When the match starts, follow your lane.

I always keep the second rule in mind because if you try to ink territory that's already covered, you don't get any special meter. If you spawn on the left, you take the leftmost path. Spawn on the right, the rightmost. The two on the middle have to divvy it up between themselves, though some maps are friendlier about that than others.

This allows more of your side to be covered, as well as the potential to get some special synergy between your teammates.
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>>183654153
I hope devs will increase the level cap to 99 or something later. Splatoon 2 and Crusty Sean gives away exp like candy compared to the original.
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>>183653958
>What is the proper strategy for turf war? I find myself always hanging back and painting up our side since the other 3 rush the mid to fight.

The strategy where your teeam is alive and the other is not, is the correct one.
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>>183654153
What the hell do each of these mean?
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Post yfw YOU have to be the one to explain to Marie why love between cousins is immoral before she does something she regrets.
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>>183650230
Goddamnit, where the hell do you get all this splatoon merch? I scour the internet for hours and cant find half of this stuff.
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>>183653018
>squelcher isn't until 17
fuck
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>>183653648
>dat tit jiggle
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>>183654069
Was hoping busted Hero Suit would have been one...
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>hiding the rainmaker when there's 15 seconds left
I'm very mad.
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>>183654069
Not that I know of, and I've been searching.
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>>183654387
4500 from hitting level 10 with a weapon
600 from winning
500 from putting down at least 500p ink
300 from just playing the match from start to finish
All multiplied by 2 from a meal ticket
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Is there any actual difference between octobrush and hero brush or am i just retarded?
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>>183654069
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>>183654069
Beg Nintendo to bring back the Octoling Armor.
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I am become the octobrush main, destroyer of fun
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>>183654314
This is retarded. You don't take lanes based on where you fucking spawn, you take lanes based on how suitable your weapon and your teammates' weapons are for taking that lane.
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>get in one game of SR today, haven't touched it before now because intimidated by all the anons freaking out about it and getting mad
>it's fun
>don't have enough time for another
>it doesn't come back till tuesday

oh ;_;
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New to the game, only level 7. Am I retarded or is every weapon inferior to the dualies?
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>>183654596
>>183654470
The busted hero suit is so good.
If only there was a way to force it to always stay busted and use it in multiplayer/ the hub.
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>>183653648
Half of the animation effort went into unnecessary boob jiggle and sway.
In other words, it is perfect.
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>>183654775
Lvl. 50 unlock

Do we actually know what the level cap is this time?
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>>183654551
It's a palette swap.
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>>183653648
Holy fuck this is bad.
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Is there anything I can do when the World 4 boss is in the corners without the grind rails? I'm trying to get this with every weapon, and I can't figure out how to do it. The dyanmite sticks that spawn can't be hit high enough to actually do anything.
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>>183653648
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I just had a guy that thought the rainmaker had to shoot the turn in. HE'S FUCKING RANK B- AND HAS NO FUCKING IDEA HOW THE MODE WORKS
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>>183653648
>Marina
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>>183652426
Pro controller. Joycons are too small.
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>>183653217
The 96 gal just has longer range, does the exact same damage as the 52
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>>183654167
It's always been like that. You just got used to whoring Damage Up to the max.
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>>183654167
Normal Blaster is best Blaster
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>>183655218
Removing damage up was worth the $60
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Okay, I'm starting to see more people jump back to the spawn point before firing off the Tentamissiles. Good to know that I should be doing that.
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>>183655191
Jesus Christ I feel the fat from your hands oozing out onto my monitor.
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>>183654875
This better not be a jape.
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>>183655191
Jesus eat a salad
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>>183655248
You misspelled Rapid

>>183655287
>>183655340
It's shopped, you silly billys
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>>183655340
NO, DON'T EAT ANYTHING
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the octobrush makes the dualies unplayable. Since it swings wide enough that rolling does nothing and the roll doesn't have invincibility so you just die midroll too.
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>>183655340
More like stop eating
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>>183655384
roll backwards and arc up
you're out of their range and they basically cannot move while swinging
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>>183655364
Sure it is tubby.
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>>183655364
>I-it's shopped! I'm not actually that fat!
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>>183655384
roll back.
the brush has a pretty short range
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>>183655248
I believe you meant to say Rapid Blaster
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>queuing
>go to home menu
>DISCONNECT
why?
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>queuing with randumbs
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>>183655191
Go away Boogie.
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>>183655384
That's why you roll back or behind them before they start swinging.
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>>183655384
Dualies still kill faster from what I've messed around with. Also dualies bully any and all close range weapons due to them being better at damage close range at a longer distance.
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>tfw you have to switch off of brush for a few games cause your arm hurts from mashing

Why even live
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Why would anyone use the skinny brush vs octobrush
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>>183655506

>There's always some retard who thinks spot cleaning is more important than going mid
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>>183655340
go eat a cake you whore
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>>183655626
m8 its only been a couple days, people need a chance to learn how to play these modes.

You cant really use the argument of its a sequel because only 8 people bought a wii u.
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>>183652426
Pro combines the downsides of freehand joycons and wide WiiU-like grip/handheld mode, while also adding their own fuckup in being crammed and layout being crap for both analogfags and motion control users.
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>>183655770
>>183655770

Sure but what the fuck is this matchmaking? Does it not judge performance at all? Because I'm constantly top or second on both kills and terrain coverage and I'm literally getting a Dennis in every single match on my team. And its infuriating.
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>>183655447
>>183655453
Hands don't get like that
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>>183655898
Are you playing Turf War? If that's the case, there is no skill-based matchmaking.
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>>183655898
Go ranked. Turf is casual and they don't try to hide it.
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>>183655953
You obviously don't like in the US
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>>183655191
Jesus don't tell me that hand is real
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>>183655953
Here in the US of A we grow fat on our foreheads, anything is possible.
>>
You know, if Cap'n cuttlefish said he was off on a research trip, what exactly do you think he and Agent 3 are researching? And what cape was he talking about anyway?
>>
the octobrush is guaranteed to get nerfed just because of how many people are using it. It's impossible to not do well with the weapon even if it isn't overpowered the skill floor is so low that it doesn't matter
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>>183652487
>>183652574
>>183652617
>>183652865
>>183655815
>wen ur rong
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>>183656096
Just like the nerfed the Aerospray, right?
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>>183655506
Give them some time to wisen up and learn to teamwork without communication. Most Splatoon 2 players are newcomers, apparently.
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>>183653648
What the christ
>>
>was S+ in original Splatoon mostly because of Tower Control
>play Splatoon 2 ranked modes
>skipped ranks easily in Splat Zones and Rainmaker and already at B- at level 11-12
>getting shit on in Tower Control, barely making it to C rank
What the fuck happened? And why did they have to put my main weapon deep into level 19? ;_;
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>Playing Rainmaker ranked
>Am brush
>Someone else on my team is also brush
>Dash to middle
>I pick up the rainmaker
>Clear a pathway
>Teammates going for it all around me
>Clean entry to capture point
>Hop on top
>WINRAR
>Literally only seconds in
>Point score afterwards shows nobody
>ABSOLUTELY NOBODY
>Got any kills except the other brush guy on my team
>4 kills
>TFW he teamwiped and everyone else made a path for me
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>>183656112
>buyer's remorse
>>
>>183656112
No, seriously, handheld mode is a lot comfier than Pro.
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>>183656075
They're researching the tides.
>>183644887
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>>183656248
>S+ luna main can't rank up now that he no longer has a faceroll crutch weapon
As expected.
>>
The game plays like a dream and it is really early. But so far there isn't anything that beats or rivals splatoon 1 as far as atmosphere. New maps so far aren't that great except maybe the roller rink, none of the new characters are better than old, specials while a lot more balanced are nowhere near as fun (except maybe bubble, it's a chore to pop jetpack), hub plaza is trash compared to 1, campaign while better stage wise compeltely drops the ball with the finale.

I'm trying not to be down on it but everything new I'm kind of neutral/whatever on. Haven't dived into salmon run yet so maybe that will make up for some of this. Game feels rushed.
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>>183656290
We weren't discussing handheld :)
>>183656252
>wen ur por
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Explain how this is done, is this extreme autism or what
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>>183656313
I'm pretty sure that guy was seriously overthinking Scroll 17's contents, especially since Scroll 18 says the Salmonids have been around since the Inkling equivalent of the Middle Ages.
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>>183656381
shut fuck up
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If I delete a post off twitter will it stay on Inkverse?
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>>183656428
>50th retard to ask this today
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>>183656250
Is it me or has brushes became more of a meme weapon in Spla2n, particularly in Tower Control?
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>>183656445
Luna isn't even good anymore. Both Quick Respawn and Stealth Jump got nerfed, as did the Luna itself.
>>
>>183656381
But anon, I did rank up, just in literally every ranked mode except the one I specialize in ;_;
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>>183656419
Handheld is played with joycons so it's revelant, and they're set wide apart like WiiU gamepad so it's different from default grip.
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>>183656248
S+ as well, I'm barely A at rainmaker. Everything else is B+. Idk what's wrong with me.

>>183656387
These new maps are amazing gameplay wise, they've completely ruined Sp1oon for me

>>183656585
Good
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>going from 8 to 3 freshness on Splattershot Pro
Goddammit I shouldn't be getting angry at turf wars
I wish this thing had Splat Bombs and I wish people would stop handing their controller to their 6 year old step-brother
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>>183656546
i was gonna ask something like this as well
the brush was one of my mains for turf war in sploon 1, and im wondering how it compares

haven't been playing a lot recently
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>>183656419
im sorry for your lost
>>
are all weapon freshness indipendent ranks or do they reset
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>>183656585
I still don't understand why did they nerf its most important quality, its blast radius. I can stand lower damage and no efficiency, but abusing the blast to shoot behind walls is the only reason to use it beyond being a suicide bomber.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>183656794
They didn't. They nerfed its ink consumption.
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>>183656748
They're independent.
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>>183656546
It seems to be good right now because there's so many newbs who can't aim. All you have to do is catch them at a side angle and mash ZR and you're good to go.
>>
I want to kill whichever retard thought having the minigun in Salmon Run was a good idea
>>
>>183656656
are they? they are so boring to look at and don't really have anything going on. Didn't we have blackbelly and saltspray in the beginning of 1? they obliterate these
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>>183656829
He meant something else but NOA fucked it up :))))
>>
every dipshit with the aerospray is now moving to the octobrush in ranked because it's the same aim free gameplay but is actually a good weapon in ranked.
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>>183656852
Wait, really? It feels a bit smaller to me for some reason, some hits I think are going to hit do not connect. I'll test it later then.
>>
>Black Flip-Flops
>Can see Inkling's feet
>The Ability is shit
I'm torn.
>>
Fuck it. Gonna go for my 4th replica. Herobrush here I come.
>>
Are drawings actually linked to Twitter, as in they don't show up if it's a private account or you delete it on Twiiter?
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>>183656894
It's apparent that the Sploon devs wanted free-er, open maps. It's why they seem so mushy and non distinct (like Ancho-v). I'll bet that the later stages will have more distinct looks. follow my blog
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>>183657151
Maybe you can get it in Splatnet
>>
Does the fact that you can play Splatoon while taking a shit reduce match quality?
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>>183657151
What does it get? Ability Shredder? That one is good on specific builds and against armor.
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>>183657203
I found Herobrush to be one of the faster ones. Should be no sweat.
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>>183650132
Single player got fun for me as soon as I upgraded the Hero Shot to Lv. 2.
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>>183655815
>WiiU-like grip/handheld mode
you have clearly never used a wii u gamepad
>>183656313
>25
"My dearest Callie and Marie -(STOP)-
On a research trip to the cape with Agent 3 -(STOP)-
May be late, but left dinner in fridge -(STOP)-"
>Cpt. Cuttlefish left to find the Pinkfish to devise a possible attack plan to either hold back or prevent the Third Flood altogether after seeing a possible warning sign

>>183656434
honestly, it's pretty fucking telling that the page about the salmonids is directly after the Inkling equivalent of the Book of Revelations, there is no way of knowing if something has caused the pattern of migration to deviate and lead to them coming out whenever, requiring mass salmonid genocide to keep them from flooding the land since there isn't any further detail on that
>I'm pretty sure that guy was seriously overthinking Scroll 17's contents
that is also part of it, been like that since getting into SMT
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>tfw you take the rainmaker from its spawn straight into the goal within the first 50 seconds of the match
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>>183652708
Loving the slosher
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>>183657331
It would probably be shitty
>>
Hey what's Shadman's Nintendo account name I think I just beat him
>>
Salmon run becomes impossible with random retards since they just leave or are just trash
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>>183656387
No, I agree with basically everything you said. Honestly I'd probably be enjoying it more if it was just a Splatoon port with Salmon Run tacked on. Hub/music/characters/levels/specials are all noticeably worse IMO, not to be a Debbie Downer. This game just isn't as good as Splatoon.
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>>183657645
idk, might be something like 'lolilickers'
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>>183657397

4th boss is gonna be a pain though.
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is there any kind of stylus that works on the switch screen? drawing with my finger is too fucking inaccurate
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>>183652708
N-zap my dude
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>>183657645
IH8MARINA
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Why doesn't this game let you carry your teammates to victory
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>>183657745
Herobrush is currently my personal best time for the 4th boss. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised how easy it actually is with the Herobrush.
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>>183657665
You should avoid todays salmon run with randoms. Its just a shame you have to wait until Tuesday morning to play it again.
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>>183657797
On tower control it does to an extent
good fucking luck on anything else
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>>183657797
You're just not carrying hard enough.
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>>183657665
I just started and it seems easy. When does the hard part start?
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Curious to know if anyone has played any local Salmon Run at The Shoal yet?
I've managed to only just clear 45% with two people playing, and am now wondering how much harder it could possibly at 100% and above even with a full squad of four.
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>>183658002
When you level up, and even then it doesn't really get difficult but it gets just challenging enough to be considered fun
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>>183657797
it does in ranked, for the most part. Keep killing and it'll work it. Fuck if I know in turf war though.
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They should make freshness stay the same if you get over 1000p or one of your teammates got less than 400p
This is just fucking luck at this point
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>Try to lower volume
>Accidentally throw match
Why does sleep mode disconnect you immediately?
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>unlocked the final hero weapon
Now I can start online play
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>>183657797
can't
too many try hard niggers in 1 team when you're grouped with a bunch of retards in your team
this is why I like fighting games more than this garbage
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>>183657812
Hmm, I'll be more confident I guess.
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>>183657797
I know that feel
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>Playing Rainmaker
>Ambush other team and get a teamwipe
>Random teammate gets Rainmaker and does nothing but shoot at the floor
>Lose the game a minute later

I want to kill myself.
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>Team too busy fighting to grab the rainmaker
>Grab it and carry it 40m and plant it myself
DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE
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>>183647532
I want a qt IT girl at Nintendo to slap me for disconnecting
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COCK SUCKING PIECE OF ASS FUCKING MONKEY SHIT!
WHO THE FUCK EVEN OFFERS 5MBPS AND 10 MBPS PACKAGES? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? GOD FUCKING DAMN IT PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING INTERNET I HATE THIS FUCKING STATE!
IT'S 60 FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH FOR A GOD DAMN FUCKING THOOOUUUUSSSAAANNDDD MBPS IN CHICAGO. I GET 25 FOR THAT PRICE! FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
SON OF A FUCKING BITCH ASS FUCKER, GOD DAMN IT!
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>>183658474
>chicago
Why are you a nigger tho
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>Tfw you're carrying your team
>Someone on the other team is carrying their team
>A few matches in
>You get put on the same team
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>>183658474
>get tmobile/verizon
>hotspot
wew that's what I'm doing. wish Nintendo actually put more intelligence into the switch cause it's such a garbage system
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>>183658474
Also I am on a 5mbps plan and I game fine, desu
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>>183658474
i am laughing at your misfortune
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>>183658002
Once you get past the first stage, you will know pain
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>people think download speed is important for online games
nigga I can get 30ms ping on CSGO on my grandma's dialup when I stay with her for Christmas
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>>183656829
Holy fuck now THAT'S s reference I never thought I'd see.

https://youtu.be/Z1GGe0TsS94
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Who the fuck uses brushes?
God damn. Went from 2k points to 350.
It's like planning for failure. Sure you can draw a line through enemy paint that makes it less worth it to go back over with better weapons, but there's still way more enemy paint.

>>183658527
No, I live in Ohio. I wish I was near Chicago for the internet.
>>183658664
Good. I'm glad you're happy because I feel like shit for letting the team down.
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>>183658002
Youll get to a point where the boss horn has no gaps in between it. Im so afraid of it I started having dreams with that fucking sound in it.
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I finally did it
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I've gotten to level 20 and Murch still won't increase slots. is it locked to Splatfests?
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Will we ever have such a lewd event ever again?
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>>183658715
I get .87 up.
Not even 1.
The free market failed. I hope the worst thing happens to the internet. Net Neutrality or no, whichever would end up worse. I want it to happen. Let's get these shitshows on the road and plow through all the terrible ideas man has right now so we can kill everyone in a big war and start over.
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I'm starting to think Nintendo gives Japs stealth English names online, so they can get away with matching them up with us without us complaining....
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>>183658828
Might be level 30, since that's the last weapon unlock. But noone in here's made it that high yet.
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>>183658825
damn
that's what I call autism
you're worse than the no life losers who are lvl 15+
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I saw a unicorn today
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>>183658825
How? Glitch or something?
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>>183658474
You sound upset
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>>183658828
It'll probably unlock when you get your first sea snail, so yes after the first splatfest.
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>>183658825
Do you really think you need 2000 matches worth of xp bonus to hit level cap?

I stopped at 50 tickets
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>>183658935
Being honest, I actually kind of miss the Japs.
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>>183658934
>tfw level 16
>would actually be way higher if I didn't grind Replicas and play Salmon Run
Gee, t-thanks Anon for the kind words
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>>183658907
>i am so bad at the game holy shit
meanwhile i win ALL my games, no problem. not lying btw it's possible and if you can't carry stop playing.
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>>183658935
>Shadow Chimera
I hate to break it to you anon but that's a weeb
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>>183659082
don't talk to me faggot
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>>183659178
Don't ever call me a faggot again, you sack of shit.
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>>183659145
>shitting from the mouth

Disregard this, I am a colossal faggot
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>>183659082
>tried to grind up to 17 as fast as possible because there was a new roller unlocked then
>squelcher gets introduced when i'm ~15 and that gets bumped up to 20
literally why

>>183659178
fuck you squigger
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I am a squid.
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>>183659145
>i win ALL my games
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Should I even bother paying attention to sub-abilities
Rerolling and chunking seems like a chore
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>finally get around to playing ranked
>C- about to rank up
>B-

what the fug
>>
What sensitivity does everyone play
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>>183659512
default
>>
Reminder that you can kill steelhead with the stongray
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>salmon run will go away in 15 minutes
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>>183653147
>Nathan
I ran into that guy earlier today, we both had Splatlings
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>>183659546
>stongray
anyone have the version of this with inklings?
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>>183658956
on the entrance of 2-6 a box with an experience ticket is on the right in pic related, and on 5-27 there's a red box on the trampoline with the octo pillars near the entrance
>>183659014
I've went 99 out of fear of a patch soon. Just wanted to stack up to last me for a long while
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>>183659485
Feels like a really late game thing. I'm rerolling constantly just to have the chunks when I feel like I need them.
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>>183659594
I fucking hate this schedule system, Nintendo hates their customers having fun. Friend's only day off is tomorrow and we can't play together.
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>>183659665
Can you explain it in full detail? I'm a bit autistic but I want to cash in on this before it goes away
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>>183659594
what the fuck?
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>>183659680
You can do it local
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>>183659648
I just wanted to be a helpful /ink/ling
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>>183659279
Anon why are you doubting? Other anons have achieved this so clearly you are salty.
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>>183659713
Heres a pic on where the second box is at
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>>183659749
meant for >>183659710
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>>183659485
Right now? No. In the future? Somewhat.
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Post your best Salmon Run.
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>>183659817
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>>183659854
Oh, really? Where do you get to it if GrizzCo is closed?
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>>183659884
>tfw this image is irrelevant now

;~;
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>>183659546
You can rez teammates with the
>stongray
from a long distance as well. It's also good against stingers. Salmon run is just about the only time it's even slightly useful
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>>183660026
The shoal, place by the arcade machines.
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>>183659713
See >>183647379
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>>183660081
Ah thanks. I'm a dumb ass, I haven't been in there before
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this salmon run is fucking garbage
>terrible fucking map
>retarded weapon picks
>rollers/brush retards unable to do their job and make way for egg carriers
>people too retarded to throw bombs at the bomb faggot
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>>183657496
>SMT
Ah, that explains it; remember that Splatoon 1 also had an Octarian version of Adam and Eve illustrated with an Inkling playing the role of the serpent, but that doesn't mean Inklings are actually demons.

That said, Grizzco's Salmonid Identification Guide does say they live in a restricted ocean area and that Inklings aren't supposed to make unauthorized contact with them. Given that the game repeatedly makes it clear that whatever Mr. Grizz is doing is not entirely upfront about its true intentions, I'd have to assume we're missing something important here.

Also, Salmonids clearly are not pink, they're grayish brown with green pants.
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>no Salmon Run for 30 hours
what do we do now?
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>>183660202
ranked
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>>183660120
You're a lifesaver, anon. Gonna start grinding both of them now.
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>>183659145

Yes, I too also like to make believe.
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>mfw the dialog for entering the final fight a second time
I was not expecting this
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>>183659447
see >>183659817, it's NOT impossible
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>>183660297
You can tell they didn't even bother trying to take it seriously.
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2 more levels til .52 Gal
Can't wait to kick even more ass
Been using the N-Zap though and I might keep it, I get like 10 kills and 900p with this thing
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>>183660224
ranked is trash tho
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>>183660297
>mfw entering phase two
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>beat the game
>splatnet says I've only cleared 97% of the stages

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>
what does special up and sub power up do for each special/sub?
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>>183660476
If you hate fun, I guess.
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>>183660202

Just a bunch of Regular Matches with those infinite 1.5x EXP boosts from the Single Player World 2 exploit.
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That curling bomb spam is bullshit, let me tell you.
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>>183660581
sunken scrolls
sardinium
check your map and checklist
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>About to hit C+ Rank in Rainmaker
>MULTIPLAYER MAPS AND MODES HAVE BEEN UPDATED!
>Lose my progress
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea
>>
does anyone actually like rainmaker? It''s just a big clusterfuck
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>>183660650
They don't go very far, just kill the guy throwing them? Or avoid the area and take somewhere else while the bombs do their thing?

Just a couple solutions off the top of my head.
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>>183660659
I have every Sardinium and Scroll. Surely the last 3% isn't for completing every stage with every weapon, right?

That would be absurd.
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>About to win in overtime
>Dumbfuck takes the rainmaker and goes the wrong way
FUCKING DIE REEEEEEEEEE
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>>183646280

why
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>>183660729
>he didn't skip to B-
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>no more salmon run for an entire day
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>>183660605
>fun
wow it sure is fun when the game is completely one sided by niggers or gooks (which btw why aren't these fucking fish heads locked to their own region? why the fuck is this dumb rice picker allowed in US regions lagging it up?)
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>>183660778
possible
but refresh splatnet a few times to be safe
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>>183659889
The one where I survive.
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>>183660820
>He bought a Wii U
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>>183660581
Clear percentage is weird in this game. My percentage is currently 386%.
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I miss the old rainmaker
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>>183644625
https://youtu.be/VIWlz2rIGvA
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>>183660834
Now it says 103% what the fuck
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>>183660824
Good, doing it with randoms was pulling teeth. What's the point of adding people here if no one teams up?
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>>183660729
Rank is seprate for each mode, your progress is still there.
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>>183660928
congratulations

but seriously, keep refreshing
maybe there's something up with the servers
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>>183660928
100% is beating each stage with 1 weapon. You can get like 700% for all levels all weapons.
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Pearl is the true BULLY. PEARL IS THE BULLY.
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>>183660961
>lvl 5
>my team consists of lvl 5s and and a lvl 8
>other team is lvl 15+ no life niggers
>steamroll us
these faggots should be filtered out, keep lvl 5's between people lvl 5-7 like fuck
>>
The Splatbrush almost makes me wish I had turbo buttons. My finger is killing me.
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>>183661137
looks like that squid vs octo fest isnt that far off
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>>183661284
Holding it down for repeated swiping should be a feature.
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>>183661137
>Pearl is FINALLY shooting back
>It's all childlike and weak limp wristed teasing
Pearl cannot possibly be THIS fucking precious
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Anyone know if you can use food buffs in Splatfest?
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>>183661148
improve
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>>183661137
how much work does it take to update their lines daily?
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anyone got a pic of the ink boy in splat2 amiibo girl clothes, been busy playing to check the thread :^)
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anyone else kinda wanna fuck the lady that sells the hats?
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The fuck, do abilities not do anything in the test area?
>>
>>183661398

I dunno but the fact that it happened makes me actually kinda like Treehouse slightly.
>>
why can't I play salmon run? what's up?
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>>183661417
You're never the only one brother
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I think collecting all of the hero weapons has unwillingly made me a speedrunner. I'm actually enjoying replaying the levels at this point now.
>>
Doing Ranked for the first time tomorrow
N-Zap or Splattershot Pro
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>>183661625
It's because you masturbate to squids, kid. Gizz has to keep his company's reputation free of degenerates. Nothing personal.
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>>183661625
It's a scheduled event, check the menu for the next available shift.
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>>183660581
it said I had 53 completion at first since I was off line when I did the rest of the campaign, the app updated when I went back into octo valley
>>183660201
wasn't exactly trying to imply inklings are literal hellspawn, but here's a screencap of the scroll I have been referencing for the end of days theory. I thought the head might have been part of the Pinkfish at first, but looking at the image full screen while getting a screencap of the part of the video with it got me to realize that it's likely just a horde of salmonids, something massive enough to cause a mass extinction event would have to be far more massive than any salmonid. also, your comment about grizz makes a lot of sense when an ongoing war can be passed off as a normal turfwar
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>>183661645
She's a starfish, right?
Also yes.
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>>183661417
>>183661645
we already got one slugfucker on this site, god forbid we get more
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>>183661684
mfw I'm forcing myself to 100% octo canyon
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>>183660581
I have the same case, except I am stuck at 19%. I should be at least 100 since I cleared them all with the Blaster.

Maybe I'm stuck as a recruit forever.
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>>183661767
>>183661785
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>>183661737
Splattershot IMO. I never liked the n-zap, hits too soft.
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>>183661645
>>183661767
Wait what is she? I want to slam that titty slug and make the fish watch.
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Post rape.
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>>183661952
>>183661867
Oh, she is s slug.
I just thought starfish because of the big pointy hat, you don't see her hands, and you only see one foot.
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>>183661116
1000%, actually
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>>183661323
>I can finally stop pretending to be a bitch now
>>183661417
I want her to do kinky shit to me
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>post yfw whenever salmon run goes down a bunch of shitters who usually only do salmon run will join in the multiplayer
>and you'll either be paired with them or against them
>>
>>183661417
I wanna fuck the slug
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>>183661645
Shame she's not getting too much love, everyone is too busy arguing over idols.

>>183661737
N-zap has lower range but higher fire rate and is more precise, so it's good if you like to get up in their faces. Otherwise, go for the pro.
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>>183662034
>turf war
>not 80+

rape is 30+ splats squib
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>>183662034
You call that rape? Step up your game.
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>>183661737
Splattershot, unless its Rainmaker then pick whatever. You'll appreciate the range in Splat Zones and Tower Control
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>>183662157
>Roller PVE heroes

Ughhhh
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>>183657797

You can have a shitty kill average of 3 per game and still carry 2/3 of your games easy with the grossly overpowered Aerospray MG. You're supposed to cover turf more than kill other players.

Git gud.
>>
do you get a better gun in story? the first gun is complete garbage
>>
what is the main stat roll chance for grizco?
i accidentally threw away ink resistance shirt in favor of sub savor and am kicking myself a bit
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>>183662193
THEN POST ACTUAL RAPE.
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>>183662034
I don't even know how
Fuckin Towers man
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>>183662176
I want to annihilate that slug honestly

>>183662123
like what kinda kinky shit, anon?
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>>183662240
I fucking hate Moray Towers
>>
>tfw you roll a triple sub ability
>On a fucking Grizzco Shirt

Oh well. Ink Recharge and Triple Special Charge Up is a great "bread and butter" shirt to have.
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>>183662202
How the fuck does this even happen?
What the fuck?
>>
>>183662219

Roller is better at covering ground as well as netting kills with flings. Why does aero even exist?
>>
>>183661319
They could just E. Honda it and make it auto fire rapidly after a few rapid presses.
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>>183662202
That's gotta be 4 v 2.
>>
what the fuck is the main ability on the knitted hat on the app?
>>183662289
I posted about wanting to get dutch ovened under her skirt last thread
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>MFW when using the turret and finding out you can use its shots to shot the fly fuckers out of the air.
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>>183662215
>people shitting on Rollers when they were literally the most nerfed weapons in Splatoon 1
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>>183662202
Thats gotta be a 3 dc match.
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>>183662298
I like it because i can buttfuck my opponents but don't because they can do the same to me
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I bring a charger into splat zones
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>>183662380
Of all the maps to bring back. why this one
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>>183662202
>dcs or afks

nice dude
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what did she mean by this
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>>183662359
Nice. Porn when
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>>183662469
there is a sponge on each side of the map
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>>183662398
what's wrong with that
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>>183662219
what do I win
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>>183662469
>neither of them is best friends with each other

deepest lore
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Since Splatoon 2 is my first.
Is it worth my time to autistically paint our base first, or head down a path and get to the middle?
Because sometimes nobody paints around the spawn.
Also, god damn I thought I would do better with a roller but I'm not painting nearly as much, it seems. Fast machine guns for me, I guess.
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>tfw you convert to the church of the blessed dualies

No turning back now. I'm liking the enperry dualies, but the basic ones are probably good too.
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>>183662463
>>183662369
>>183662351
If there was a DC, someone would have gone back to ink all the turf missed on our side of th map. They all stayed it. They were just retarded because this was splatfest and my 3 teammates had Inkjets so they were able to fly into the enemy area and just keep them locked down.

It was rather glorious.
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>>183662325

Roller was fine for covering ground in Splatoon 1, but the Aerospray MG eats its lunch for covering ground in Splatoon 2 (especially using motion controls for flicking in all directions).

I'm averaging 1,516p every match and I can't even aim for shit.
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>>183657942
>>183657797
>>183658207
>tfw you break away from the pack on an unexpected and unguarded path while carrying the rainmaker

I do this almost every round. They almost never match the distance I reached, even if they manage to stop me from winning outright.
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>>183662424
>>183662380
>>183662298
>>183662240

Literally the worst map
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>>183662735
You're just lucking out and playing against shitters. A decent player would fuck you up badly because the Aerospray is so bad at splatting.
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>>183662693
Try it out
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>>183662735
I want it, did it show up and disappear on the first day? Because I didn't get to start playing until yesterday.
Also, I am only level 6.
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>>183662693
Roller is for ambushing and rolling out a carpet of your color for your team to use as a highway.
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>>183662735

No you'll actually never be able to out-cover a roller. This is why teams actually manage to win even with 2 rollertards who just run around in circles never going for kills or helping in teamfights.
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>4 fuckers clearly working together on a team with voice chat
FUCK OFF AND GO SOLO LIKE THE REST OF US YOU FAGGOTS
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I think it's amazing just how much better the models look compared to the first game.
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>>183662584
maybe he's smug about all the double digit kills hes gonna get
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>>183662906
Textures are still kinda shit
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>>183662652
>my best friend took me to this amazing cake shop
more like Pearl went alone because she has no friends
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>rank up from c- to b- in rainmaker
>play splatzones
>c- to c

fuck you why
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>>183658717
Jump and swing.
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>>183662652
Yeah they also never really have any personal details to share about each other too. They really feel like coworkers this time around. I wonder how intentional that is. What if Nintendo starts playing with that? What if we get to see them slowly grow more comfortable with each other over time , going from sorta akward forced dialogue to more meaningful interactions until it finally culminates into a pearl vs marina splatfest and they're on each other's team . My fucking face if that happens
Screencap this
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>>183662693
If you control mid, you automatically win the match due to controlling over half the map.
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>>183662825

>engaging players

CoD is that way <----
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>>183662906
A little AA goes a long way.
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>>183662898
uhh you cant make a squad and go up against pugs. squad vs squad only
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>>183662971
woah, Marina's in the thread.
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>>183663012
>Thinking you can run away indefinitely before you get cut off and splat.
Difference between engaging and defending yourself red neck.
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>>183662735
I have gone ass to ass with Aerosprays when I have Dualies, and I end up out DPSing aerosprays because of how wide their spread is, although when the same happens with .52 Gals, they get their second shot off before I take them out unless they had damage already
>>183663012
engagement is the entire point of dualies, the range is too short to use solely for covering ground, it is better off used to take out opponents to slow down their coverage. I'm probably going to alternate between dualies and .52 Gal since I like dualies that much
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Anyone see the white sailor suit yet?
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>>183662941

You're never really looking that closely at him in-game so it really isn't something they should be trying to max out on quality.
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>>183662995
>I wonder how intentional that is.
Extremely, look at the idol business in Japan. They tend to slap people together because they make a good duet, but never take into account how they synergize on a personal level and just expect them to keep it professional.

Also how quickly current singers are put into the dumpster no matter how popular they are. It's why Agent 4 didn't hear of Marie.
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Do I just wait for 4-slot items in splatnet?
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>>183648457
Reminder that Marie is a dangerous sexual criminal, enjoying the chase and pet play domination, she seems to run you down and take control. Her position as a sniper enforces this, since she can kill you before you kill her. She wants to own you.
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>>183663247
>She wants to own you.
I'm okay with that.
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>Tfw you get a cute 4 slot sailor shirt for your woomy
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>>183663139
Exactly, Aerospray is utter dogshit in combat ability. (But mum turf coverage) means shit if you're killed every 30 seconds and you can't cover turf.
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>>183662896

Rollers are the easiest targets to kill, even with an Aerospray, and they have to be moving forward to cover unlike superior Aerospray beings who just have to get to a high ground and cover all ink around and below them in about 4 seconds.

But hey I'm sure the roller experts in here will post their battle stats with the roller so we can truly see their superior fresh rating and coverage average.
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>>183663332
Blue or white?
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>>183663247
>She wants to own you.
>>183663332
are the ingame shops synched for everyone since you need online to purchase items?
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>>183663247
She's only a criminal if I don't want it.
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>>183663332
Blue. It goes well with my 4 slot shoes.
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>>183663247
Sorry, I'm too involved with getting all these boxes and balloons instead. I have no time for games.
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>>183652712
What specific app is the SplatNet app? I cant find it on Google play
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>>183663785
It's bundled into the Nintendo Switch app
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>>183663612
>>183663436
Meant to respond to
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anyone have that webm of jumping off the stage and popping back on?
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>>183644750
Hoping to get actual headphones at some point
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>did the food ticket exploit for Octo Canyon
>now have 100 food tickets

I'm set boys.
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>>183663957
What's the exploit lad?
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>SR 3 days later has all shooters
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>>183663990

Read this >>183647379
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>>183663938

He's just disappointed in the inferior audio quality of closed cans.
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>>183647379
>already have 10 tickets of both 1.5x money and exp tickets
that's already 400 games of bonuses right there of 1.5 bonus. what more could i possibly need?
not counting the ones i keep getting from grizzco
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nice
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>>183664202
Cheers
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Where the fuck you draw pictures at

Since there's no more miiverse?
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>>183656656
Salmon Run uniform is very cute. Also do the Salmon come from Dar El Salmon?
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>>183664664
Red mailbox. Right by Ammo Knights.
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>There won't be a japanese fedora in 2 because there are no japanese
Weird feel
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>>183664373
How about 800 games of bonuses right there of 1.5 bonus. If anything, enough EXP tickets to reach the max level and then splurge on the money tickets.
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>>183657496
Well, Singleplayer is basically squid turner diaries. Maybe salmon are niggers and the Ontarians are jews? Or vice versa
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Am I the only one disappointed that Callie turned traitor just because of she had hypnoshades on and she was bitter over the splatfest results and joined the octavians because they loved her singing? It kinda came off that she was willingly there and trying to help them with one of the scrolls where they show her home make over of their lairs.

Maybe after the fact to explain why she wasn't around in the post game was because she stuck around in the Octo land to help them cope with the fact they were all going to die again without the zapfish or find a way for them to survive without them through really stupid and naive means.
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>only up to level 8
>need to get to 27 for the money ticket

fug
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>>183664373
Do different tickets stack, or can you only use EXP or Money?
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So you have to go back to inkopolis square between each ticket?
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>>183665063
You can't stack, it simply replaces the current ticket. Crusty Sean will warn you if you try.
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>>183664758

Thanks m8
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>>183665139
Once you collected that same ticket, you have to go back to the Square. It won't respawn if you go to another section and go back again. It only works if you go Inkopolis Square and go back to Octo Canyon. It might seem tedious, but it's worth it.
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God I'm so sick of seeing the Octobrush. Was it really this bad in the first game?
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>those retarded fucking mech bombs that waddle around

what a dumb shit sub weapon, why can't they be killed
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>>183664961
whats even worse is that shes fucking nowhere to be found after beating the game. Marie is the worst girl and it should have been Callie guiding you through singleplayer.
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>>183665484
>calliefags are still salty
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>>183665484
>being this objectively wrong
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>>183664961
I just realized I didn't play the first game, so this didn't matter
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>>183660201
Salmon as a color is off pink, like their insides
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>>183661645
She's got a lewd mouth
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>tfw you're always top class of your team on turf war, no matter if you win or lose

is turf war just full of retards or what. im not really complaining, they make good target practice.
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>>183661645
Reminds me of the not human version of this thing
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What's the best way to farm eggs or in single player? I can't even afford a stupid tank upgrade.
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>dualies for turf war and good at pvp
>roller and good at pve

>can never decide which is better

send help
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>>183665937
>pve
wut
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>>183664961
I was kind of disappointed to find out Callie was simply "remixed" by Octavio. The Squid Sister stories was building up to Callie feeling dejected and Marie feeling guilty after the final Splatfest, so I was expecting a more emotional climax at the end. But seeing Marie wield a charger was a nice payoff, at least.
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>>183661645
WHERE'S
THE
PORN
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>>183666043
Update soon if nintendo's smart. Spending all that extra effort just to have Callie fuck off at the end is a bizzare choice, even for Ninty.
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Do we know what the brand tendencies are yet?
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>>183666019
half of turf war is dumbasses fighting mid while you can easily go pve ink half the map and win
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>>183663802
Thanks
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>>183666160
i don't think thats the proper usage of that term
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>>183661765
>Still trying to 100% single player
>get spoiled by Sunken Scroll
>intrigue overcomes any sense of getting spoiled
How does this game manage to have the DEEPEST LORE?
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>>183661645
let me fuck this snail
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Wait, when should I stop grinding the food tickets in Octo Canyon? 50 or what?
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>>183664689
They are really cute outfits. Either Grizvo is the only one fighting the coming apocalypse (while selling caviar and killing dirty salmon at the same time) or he's harvesting eggs to raise his own army for some reason
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But you get glorious midriff. Marie will never get that.
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blaster or rapid blaster?
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>>183665813
Me too, and I just started.
We must literally be playing with children.
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>>183666160
>not going for kills in turf war

THE ENEMY TEAM CANNOT PAINT IF THEY ARE DEAD

THE TEAM THAT GETS KILLS WITHIN THE LAST 20 SECONDS OF THE MATCH IS ALWAYS THE TEAM THAT WINS
>>
Does anyone else see flying ink when they close their eyes?
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>takes 5 minutes to make a game
whats.. going on? also I see no jp names
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>>183666249
inklings speak hylian. midna spoke in similar style as inklings
the text is also eerily similar
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>>183666595
This is why the Aerospray needs a buff, you die the moment someone bumrushes you.
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>>183666620
"Regional" matchmaking.
They match you with whoever's closest first before dipping into other regions.
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>>183666626
NU HOWARD
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Do solos only go against solos or can solos go against teams? I swear I sometimes see the enemy team with so much synergy it can't be just coincidence.
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>>183666473
>those hips
God I love Callie.
>>
>less than ten games
>B rank
neat
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>>183666512
If you wanna try real hard and probably win more matches than you lose, use the Rapid.

But if you want to feel and hear the glory of a successful one-hit kill at least once a match, go with the standard. Besides, the Toxic Mist works great for zone control and the Splashdown is a good panic button, whether you want to push forward or get outta dodge if they notice you.
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>>183666620
kicked out of a turf war lobby because of a lack of players
I have concerns.
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>making budget yeezys 3 slot
Cmon
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>>183667074
Me too, anon
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so how do i fill in the third slot for these so i can have offbrand trips?
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>>183667459
Maybe someday we'll get a decent looking vest on the app. I'm two of three on my old style and I'd really like to recreate it.
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>>183667665
where'd you get that color variation of the satin jacket?
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>>183667750
Ordered it off somebody. I've only seen it that one time.
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>>183667459
Fuckin ordered
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>>183667665
That is one fresh motherfucker
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When is next salmon run? Is there a schedule?
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Found the Japanese players
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move over all other girls
best girl coming through
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>>183667639
I like Marie too, but I just love the sweet genki type. Callie is such a lovable goofball.
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>>183665927
i am such a degenerate for knowing exactly who that is
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>>183667665
They have better ported the red satin jacket over.
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>>183667992
They ported the blue one and replaced the red one with this one because it was fugly.
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>>183667925
Erect
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>>183667935
It took me a minute but then I realized what you meant and now im in the same boat. I thought she was an OC for a while.
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>>183663247
hot
>>183662359
also hot

>>183665263
The key to beating them is just outranging them but there are so few people using Pros, Splatlings, Squelchers and Chargers. Brushes barely have any mobility when flicking so long range weapons pick them off easily. I haven't used it yet but Toxic Mist also probably destroys them as well. The thing I hated most when using the brushes in Splatoon 1 were the disruptors
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>>183667925
Why do sickly, sticky girls make men so aroused?
Their gooey, overheated bodies do something to my peepee.
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>>183667925
>2 feet
fuck out
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>>183668114
Meant to say that as in there were so many more long ranged weapons out back when the Octobrush was around in splat 1 so no one was really using it much. Kinda lost track in the direction of where my post was going.
>>
DEEPEST LORE
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>>183667818
I'll look out for it then, I hate the teal one because of respawn punisher, dont wanna be punished for wearing something decently good looking
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>>183668253
EVEN DEEPER LORE
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>Moray/Port Tower control
Time to play turf war I guess.
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Has all the dialogue been changed? Marina and Pearl seem downright friendly.
>>
Alright.
What are the best bonuses?
Is respawn punisher any good? I'm not.
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>>183668430
>183667818
I feel like that and thermal ink are bugged right now, neither seem to be working for me and I've seen others complaining.
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>you have lost the lead
>GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME
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>>183668157
Girls with fevers are really warm and good for cuddling? Also since you are nursing them via heating them up to kill germs ig
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>>183668376
suck it up, cupcake
>>
won a 3v4 on rainmaker :)
>>
Does the Stingray need another buff? If yes, what should it be? A reticle? Faster kill? Better maneuverability?
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>>183668651
Maneuverability so you can hit at least 1 moving target
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>>183668651
Faster kill
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I'm level 12 atm wondering if there are different version of the slosher?
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what the fuck is this
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>>183668735
It means don't have fucking garbage net and don't leave your fucking team mid game.
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>>183668735
>internet shits itself
>game calls you suspicious
>>
are there any extentions for chrome to save twitter pics at their native resolution and not save them in some stupid format that can't directly be uploaded here?
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>>183668735
I don't know. I've gotten like 3 of those in 24 hours because the free market isn't working when it comes to the internet for some reason.
>>
>>183668789
I'm Australian and have NBN switch wifi is just utter fucking garbage.
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>>183668846
Yeah, you right click the image when it's not expanded and save it and you get the whole pie.
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>>183668879
>have a shit router
>blame the switch
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>>183668969
>be a Nigger
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>Tfw Australian
>Don't have any internet problems
>>183668879
Do you live in the fucking sticks mate?
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>>183669078
North Brisbane suburbs.
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>>183669078
F.
I'm in Sydney and don't seem to be having any problems. Sorry for your loss.
>>
I'm gonna do it! I'm gonna get super epic with that bubble that explodes in the air weapon!
>>
>Autistic Jap sperging out because his main weapon has a bad special

This is why you don't play only one fucking weapon. "Mains" are cancer.
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Now that salmon run is closed,how do you guys grind money fast?
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>>183669363
it's meh, the oneshots are fun but it's really hard to be consistent when everyone moves so fast and ttk is so low
>>
I really like everything about the default splattershot except for the grenades

Gun is nice, splashdown is effective for when you gotta paint fast or someone is rushing you too hard, but holy fuck what is the point of these no damage bombs.
>>
>>183669532
is that the burst bombs?
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>>183668651
A targeting reticle
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>>183669587
I think so, the ones that look like water balloons
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>>183669784
Yeah, that's the burst bombs and they aren't the best
The wiki says 25-60, with 60 being a direct hit
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Why is everyone shitting on aerospray?
I've started to win a lot more since dropping splattershot for it and I place first if not second in points in results.
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>>183669842
because it's only good in turf war and it doesn't reward aiming in any way since it doesn't shoot where you aim anyways
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>>183669429
Do this exploit >>183647379
You can get both EXP and money tickets with this.
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>>183669901
That's true I've only ever used it for turf wars. Splattershot or dualies if I wanna git gud?
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>>183669995
either or, whichever you like using better
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>>183669901
>wah it doesn't reward aiming
>>
Is there anywhere in the first 3 overworlds or whatever you call them that you can find a money ticket?
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>>183669901
I saw DUDE using an Aerospray in Rainmaker yesterday. Looked OK, but he makes every weapon look at least OK, so it probably doesn't mean much.
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>>183670067
aiming is the primary mechanical skill in a shooter game
it's perfectly natural to dislike weapons that don't reward good aim in a fucking shooter
>>
>Umrinbrah
Ok which one of you faggots is this
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>>183670117
Fair but it's not like us slosher users aren't punished.
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>tfw you are stuck at S rank because there are literally no other players in ranked
>>
can you reroll main stats on gear?
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Alright I've reached my limit.

HAHAHAH time for 52 gal!
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When the entire other team has their first name as user names
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>>183670507
Sometimes, using the mobile app
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>>183670659
How many "Dads" are there this time around?
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>>183670659
i either get lobbies with aussies or lobbies where every name is japanese
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Just used motion controls on the joy cons after my Pro controller died on me. Fuck it works so much better.
Surprisingly doesn't feel like a meme
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>>183670659
>I'm the only one that uses my switch
>still have my account being my first name
It's just something I've gotten used to after almost 20 years of sharing my consoles with the family.
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>>183670260
Just take a break, fuck
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So is it normal to have like 200k in money? Like I've been playing a lot of salmon run and I can't seem to spend it all now.
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New to the game. Is the heavy splatling a good weapon to git gud at?
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>>183671309
What do memes feel like?
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>>183671431
no
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>>183671430
You can probably break your bank making Splatnet orders, scrubbing and rerolling.
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>>183671493
motion contols, your maternal influence, etc.
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>>183671553
How do I add slots? I've seen a few pieces of gear I like in style that I wouldn't mind doing that for but every time I ask the asshole he won't explain why he won't let me.
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>>183661398
>>183661624
I assume that just wrote a bunch of different versions for each map, rather than actually writing them daily.
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>>183645027
gonna need some chef
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>>183668735
>>183668789
>>183668819
Isn't it something to do with stopping people disconnecting at the end when they're losing or something?
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>>183671871
Yeah it only updates ranks at the end and the warning is preferable to a straight up timed ranked ban. My anger is mostly directed at my ISP
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Why is matching so shit? I've been timed out in a lobby twice in a row now. Let me play with japs or whatever, just don't make me wait 5 minutes to find a game.
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>>183668735
All I can say is I've had more diconnects at the end and even straight up 3v4s than I recall from the first game just in this first week.
There is something to it
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>>183670659
>he uses an edgy internet alias

1995 was 22 years ago
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so do they just not explain whats up with Marina being an octoling or what

I thought it'd come up at least like, once in the solo campaign but nope
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>that satisfying feel when leading the finishing push at the end of a turf war
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>>183672267
According to Nintendo no one's actually noticed she's an octoling.
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>>183672508
you know what? thats good enough for me
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>>183672412
>tfw the pleasure of dunking the rainmaker
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>>183672508
>Marie
>the biggest Octo racist
>not noticing
I don't buy it at all.
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>>183672508
>Just walks into inkopolis
>Probably lives off the street for a bit, which seems fairly ok
>Scooped up by men in funny suits who heard her singing and paired up with a little odd looking squid
Man squids are so silly . No rhyme or reason to their madness
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>>183672412
how do you know you lead them?
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>>183672267

by Splatoon 3 all Octolings and Squids will live together happily since the Octolings wont be able to survive on thier own without power from the Zapfish.

Then Octolings become playable multiplayer models and whatever.

DJ Octavio doesnt want peace he wants Octoling superiority though and he keeps making plans to disrupt the peace
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How many of you faggots aren't plugging your switch into the internet? I've had zero disconnect. The USB Ethernet from wii I works. Hell I'm just using a generic one I got from amazon.

Plug in your shit.
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how the fuck does skipping ranks work

my roomate skipped from C to B- and played average

i played very well in splat zones from C+ to B- and didnt skip shit

i lost like one match
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>>183672970
My Switch isn't plugged in, and I haven't had any issues with it.
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Solo mode could use more octolings
Not saying that in a CUTE GIRLS ARE BETTER way, just that the tentacle guys are pretty much just targets (the sniper ones are decent turrets I guess) and only the girls are worth anything in a fight
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>two octobrush on my team
>knockout
jeez like that was anything surprising
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So hey, i'm an idiot.

I've got two friends in my apartment with me that wanna roll as a ranked team with a rando. Are we not allowed to actually squad together outside of a league match and that requires B-?

Also am I fresh
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>tfw have no friends to play with
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>>183673790
how do you get the cullottes and loafers?
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>>183673790
where do you get the school uniform? amiibo?
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>>183673934
>>183673994
S1 Female Inkling amiibo. Doesn't matter which color.
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>>183674049
>S1
But I got the same shit with the new inkling girl.
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>>183674082
It's a different schoolgirl uniform. Same goes for the armor from the new Squid amiibo. Same idea, different look. Boy goes from a Samurai in S1 to a Ninja in S2 though.
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>You can hear Callie singing in single player levels
This pleases me.
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I'm so close to B- in Splat Zones lads I can practically taste it.
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Is... Pearl confirmed to be older then marina or... How old is she ? A "younger" picture of her at a folk singing festival exists , marina calls her senpai in Japan, but then you get shit like pic related.
What's her deal? What's her endgame ? Why does she wear the crown ?
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What do old squids look like? Or babies?
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>>183674279
I wish Pearl was dead. It's not fair.
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>>183674268
>not being A

I wanna bully you
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>>183674368
Please senpai I only picked up the game 4 days ago
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>>183674279
The Japanese version calls Pearl Hime which translated to Princess

go figure that yourself
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>>183674329
Old squids look like old squids
Baby squids look like squids
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>callie just vanishes once you finish solo play

why even live
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>>183674329
Squids don't fully master their morphing ability until thier early teens.
So babby squids are just really small squids.
Children are a horrible amalgamation of the squid and kid forms.
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>>183674452
We get capn's human form but none for Octavio, I was sure i remembered seeing their forms back in the first sea-scrolls. Shame, liked to have seen more of him
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>>183674459
>not always keeping Callie in your heart
Every splat I give, is for her. She is my inspiration, my muse, and my purpose.
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>>183674669
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Can someone tell me the loadout for the Hero Splatling? Cause it it doesn't have Stringray as a special I'm getting it.
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>>183674827
They have the exact same loadouts as thier standard counterparts.
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>>183674816
>still no octoboys
>just lil pizza shits
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>>183674906
Guess I'm doomed with the worst special in the game.
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>>183674939
Its not that bad. I usually get 1 or 2 kills with it every game
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WHY
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how do I unlock the rest of the new school girl outfit? It only gave me the Squid Clip-Ons
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Any way to check my k/d?
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>>183675596
Level up online.
Not Salmon Run though.
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>>183675734
nintendo app
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>>183675596
Just level up, I came back around lvl 10 and got most of the wear
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>>183674816
>tfw no live action splatoon movie of the great turf war

Seriously though, they're just a bunch of Japanese dudes (and ladies) with squid parts and stuff.

>>183674920
Someone actually hacked/glitched Splatoon 1 to make Octolings playable from what I remember, a long time ago. I dunno if multiplayer was possible though.

Octoling DLC fucking WHEN?
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Good morning /ink/. New thread when?
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>>183666303
>tfw when you later learn you helped Grizzco gather fuel for the doomsday machine
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>>183676027
you make it
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>>183676078
>Splatoon 3 takes a complete 180 in tone as you fight to survive in the old ruins of inkopolis, living out the last few days of the salmon apocalypse
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>>183676140
Ok
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>>183668398
So wasnt just me when noticed surprising lack of snark in todays opening news. Would be very fast hotfix, but there was no client update afaik.
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>>183676460
>>183676460
>>183676460
New
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>>183668398
It was a nice change. I don't mind Marina's banter but they still need dialogue showing they are good friends.
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>>183674728
what's the brush on her head?
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Use this as the new op image
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>>183667925
Source
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>>183670715
I saw a nanny yesterday
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>>183651512
I'm more after the green fucking bomber jacket, and mostly a good set of black boots.
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>>183647379
do you have to finish the level?
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wew
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>>183676267
>splatoon 1 was E
>splatoon 2 was E 10+
>splatoon 3 will be T
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