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SPLATOON 2 IS NOW OUT

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> News
- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayonnaise vs Ketchup, to be held in the first weekend of August.
- Splatoon 2 needs 3.1 GB of space to install
- The first Switch My Nintendo rewards are Splatoon 2 equipment (Japan exclusive so far) includes:
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- New Splatoon 2 Switch accessories have been announced. Products include green and pink joy-cons, a Splatoon 2 themed pro controller, and a console bundle (Switch + Splatoon 2 download key).
- Rotations are now every 2 hours instead of 4.
- New amiibo announced as well being inkling girl, boy and squid. They can save your current loadout and transfer it to another console, they also include exclusive gear!
-The Inkbrush is out now!

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Sex with Marie!
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WHERE ARE THE OCTOBOYS
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>>183676460
>(embed) (embed)
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>tfw no Salmon Run all day
I don't want to be unemployed
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>>183675156
It relies too much on perfect perfect aim. As well as the fact it's 10 hits a kill is just ridiculous.
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>>183676637
It really does need a buff. But not just a direct damage one.
Something to make aiming easier or being able to see enemies through walls even when firing.
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>>183676568
Fuck me
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So /ink/
Spawning Grounds or Marooner's Bay?
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>ordering clothes I don't need on the internet all day
This game is trying to turn me into my mother and it's succeeding
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>>183676758
Spawning grounds.
That grate right in front of the egg basket on Marooner's Bay is a pain
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I will use the octobrush and you can't stop me!
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>>183676460
[(embed) intesifies]
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>>183676887
*kills u with charger*
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>12 (TWELVE) games on Pump Track in a row
Jeez. Pushed from C- all the way to B- in this rotation at least, so I'm happy.

>>183676758
I like Bay's simpler layout. It's also really satisfying to jump over the grate on the way to egg delivery and when a coordinated team waits for everyone to get on the elevators with an egg before heading up it is truly blissful.

The grate section on Spawning Grounds on the other hand gives me cancer and if too many annoying things spawn on the shoreline back there you can just get absolutely fucked.
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>>183676758
Marooner's Bay. I like the layout more.
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>>183676564
Balls deep in Callie's vagina. Every single one of them.
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the octobrush is so common in ranked because it has exactly the same balance problem that the roller had at launch in 1. There's zero penalty for not aiming directly at the target. At a 45 degree angle from the aiming reticle it still hits 100% of the time killing in 4 shots at 2 lines away without even needing to look remotely close to the target.

Combined with the fact that almost every map has a big chunk of forced close range combat so everyone else is has to deal with the octospam. The Reef has jumping off the bridge in splatzones. Humpback has the hole and walls in the middle that forces everyone to walk into the splatzone to cover it. Mainstage has all the walls in the middle. Inkblot has tons of corners everywhere
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so salmon run is the best way to farm coins, right?
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>>183677382
That or getting maxed out coin tickets from the two constant respawning single player crates.
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>>183676758
Spawning Grounds
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>>183677382
Yeah, its good to aim for 1200p every shift to gather most rewards, after that its a shirt every 200p which you trade in for 4000g or chunks depending on ability roll.
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just skipped from C- to B- lmao

Ranked is so easy right now
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>>183676758
Bay, but only because i've played more of it. Spawning grounds is kind of confusing, although I love spawning grounds on low tide
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Reminder that roller and Octobrushes are weapons that real men use.
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Can I play splatoon 2 with a 2Mbps connection?
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>>183678036
bits or bytes?
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>>183677969
slosher and roller*
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>>183677969
octobrush users are literally aerospray users that realized they can get nearly the same ink coverage but get kills with even less aiming requirements
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>>183678087
bytes sorry
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>>183678253
Works fine for me, I have basically the same speed
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>>183678360
thanks anon
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I guess today is for getting all the hero weapons since there's no work available
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Jump back to spawn point before firing the Tentamissiles. Trust me.
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>>183678993
I've noticed people are starting to do that more often. Is it because you can target everyone from spawn? Or because firing from spawn is safer?
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>>183647379
do you have to finish the level to get the ticket?
or can i cancel out?
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>>183679130
Both
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>>183679167
those are in the lobby areas, you can just go back to inkopolis and come back to respawn it, they're not inside any of the levels
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Best special weapons?
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>>183679486

God:

Tenta Missiles
Ink Armor

Good:

Bomb Launcher
Inkstorm

Bad:

Baller
Stingray

Shit:

Inkjet
Trashdown
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>>183679621
>he can't get into Smashdown
It's not that hard. You just have to use it at the right time.
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>using the tri slosher with ink armor special
absolute state of charger shitters
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lot of shitters in b rank rainmaker right now

wow wee wow wow
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>>183679932
>trying to herd everyone to escort the rainmaker
>some shitter on the other side of the map thinks he is playing turf war for some reason
fuck
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>>183679932
i've had 4 people so far in matches painting the enemies spawn point when the rainmaker is literally on top of our base about to be capped
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>>183679621
>tenta missiles
>get lock
>run somewhere safe
>dodge missiles
>repaint

That's the worst special weapon
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>Everybody rushing the rainmaker in shield mode, within its blast radius, at the start of the match

Motherfucker STOP!
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>>183680382

>enemy team is pounding the shield
>that one fucking teammate who's firing back spamming C'mon!

They don't realize that waiting for them to pop it is a free splat on the carrier.
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>Sameanko is already S+
>At 30

Good god.

Also, did anyone try Clash Blaster yet? I hope it's not as shit as the new luna, which got nerfed to a point where it's not even viable anymore.
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>removing Salmon Run
For what purpose? This was the only mode that I liked.
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>>183678136
You need top tier skills to utilize the octobrush because of the poor range
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>>183680794
To make you come back
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>>183680794
It's always avaliable in Local mode.
You DO have friends, right?
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>>183680830
Like aim?
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>>183679621
>ink armor
>top tier

Woah... 1 extra hit.. thats so "good"
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>>183679486
It honestly depends on the game mode.

For Splat Zones, I find that Ink Storm, Baller and Splashdown are very effective. AoE weapons are the best in this mode because they allow you to capture the zones fast while clearing out enemies. For Tower Control, these weapons are also nice, but the Inkjet and Sting Ray aren't too bad here either. And for Rainmaker, mobility and defensive specials are king. Ink Armor, Baller and even the Inkjet are great. Even though you can't use your special when you're holding the Rainmaker, you want to outmaneuver your opponents and stay grouped with whoever holds the Rainmaker. Furthermore, the Suction Bomb Launcher special is powerful in every game mode because it provides heavy AoE and can even be used as an effective zoning tool during Rainmaker and Tower Control matches.

>tl;dr
>AoE specials are the strongest in Splat Zones
>Mobility and defensive specials are the strongest in Rainmaker
>Tower Control requires a mix of AoE, mobility and defensive specials for both attacking and defending the tower
>All of these rules apply to sub-weapons as well
>Suction Bomb Launcher is very powerful and versatile, effective in all modes if used properly
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>>183680864
You need top tier game sense and very fast reactions to play a octobrush beyond C.
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>>183681026
No more than any other weapon, really.
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>>183680928
Problem is that with lag shield enemy can tank up to five 52gal shot without flinching, making it absolutely overpowered.
inb4 ranked lag switchers using this at their advantage.
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>>183681112
Hasn't been an issue for me, I've been using Jet Squelcher and playing against players all over the world.
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has the prima guide for splatoon 2 been posted anywhere?
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>>183679621
idk why everyone hates inkjet so much? i frequently get 2-3k with it, do people just use it while surrounded by 3 people and die instantly or something?
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>>183681087
You got poor range so you gotta outsmart people.
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Anyone has a complete and fully informative guide to how Murch works and gears and abilities?

And at what level does Murch unlocks the ability to add slots?
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>>183681087
significantly less actually. this is the distance you can be facing away for 100% accuracy with the octobrush.
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>>183681294
>get behind enemy
>mash trigger while they can't escape because your weapon is easymode
>throw an autobomb is anyone tries to get away
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>>183681185
>prima guide for splatoon 2

Huh, that thing's out already? If so, I REALLY wanna see what's in it. Splatoon 1's Prima Guide had a lot of in-depth information about abilities and other stuff too.

>>183681026
>>183681087
>>183681294
Don't forget that Dualies counter Brushes and Rollers, and they're genuinely the best weapon in the game. Like fucking SS-Tier. You'll see more and more Dualies as you climb the ranks.
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>>183681340
forgot my picture
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>>183681440
It was exactly as stupid in Splat 1 as this game. Factor in latency, and you're pretty much dead as soon as an Octobrush gets within range to you. Even without latency, your only option is to back up because your picture shows you can't circle strafe a brush. The only difference now is that people are actually using it.
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>people who manage to get to B rank but can't figure out how to super jump

how do they breathe
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>>183681319
Don't you need snails to unlock slots? So we probably can't until after the first Splatfest.
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>>183681319
>>183681590
You can start to unlock slots when you get snails. You first get a snail at 30 from Judd.
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>tfw you fuck up the potential winning play
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Stingray is so bad. It's really unjustifiable.
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>>183680852
>You DO have friends, right?

no
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>>183681728
>turf war, team pushed back hard, enemy is pounding us
>sneak by everyone and start inking mid and beyond
>round almost over, no one has noticed my shenanigans yet
>about to pull the cheekiest win out of my ass
>"A communication error has ocurred"
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got the e-guide for the game, heres how special weapon up works.
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so ink storm is the best special, right?
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>>183682097
It's okay.
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>>183681781
Wail wasn't even particularly good to begin with. I don't understand why they needed to nerf it even further.
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>>183682056

everyone who wasn't a casual retard knew this
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>>183681427
dualies counter rollers but don't even come close to countering the octobrush. Here's octobrush 100% kill range compared to the point where Dualies can even hit their target. If dualies roll any direction but back they instantly die because of how wide the brush attacks. If they roll back there's no net change because of the delay between rolling and being able to shoot. If Dapple dualies had the roll range of normal dualies they could beat octobrush but right now they are two weapons with the same kill range but one has to aim and the other doesn't.
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sub weapon up sucks
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This system better eventually permaban the shitters who quit games
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>>183682056
From Prima? They show off any future stuff?
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>>183682056
What about Stingray?
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>>183682056
More please and thank you
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>>183682141
>>183682214
Why the fuck didn't they just keep it as bomb throw up
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>>183682447
It pretty much is just bomb range, but anything that wasn't affected by the extra distance in the first game now gets added effects.
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>be shit at the game in A-
>getting wrecked constantly
>but win because carried
>game decides to put me in S rank
o-ok game
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>>183682512
That ain't what the picture says. Do beakons and splash walls absorb more damage before destruction?
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>>183682526
You're good. Remmember that the only constant is YOU, senpai.
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>>183682579
I don't know about those two because I haven't been able to specifically test them. I know that the Sprinkler paints much better with SPU.
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>>183682178
It's a invalid as a special. I spend matches without using it just cause it spends time i can't spend turfing area. I can't believe how shit it actually is.
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>>183682646
Its good for tower control denial, disrupting enemy sniper, and finishing off stragglers.
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>>183682607
I went 1-9 in rainmaker
i fucking suck dude
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>>183682214
>>183682447
>>183682512
>>183682579
>>183682631
Ink mines get more range from that ability
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The only way dualies will be good is if they make one that has decreased normal firing range but rolling increases it to the range of a splattershot. There's not a single reason to ever pick dualies over an octobrush in their current state.
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>>183682732
That is one match, post your match history.
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Is it just me or does the Jet feel worse in this game?
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>>183682724
I don't want to put words in your mouth but literarily and other special sounds better for that. Like a small area radar would have been better.
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>>183682793
Dualies are still a good weapon. Octobrush just has on-paper advantage.
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>>183682646
It is pretty good if you can aim and burst right.
I get 1 - 4 kills each match on it. Its great for sniping the guy with the Rain Maker
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Stay fresh!
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The Luna nerf is the worst thing ever.
Fuck this game.
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>>183683180
I don't know why they thought to nerf a weapon that wasn't even good in the first place. It was just easy to use. Dumb devs
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why are pearl and marinas catchphase so shit
it's too goddamn long to be catchy
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So turns out Murch hangs onto your Splatnet order even after it's gone out of stock.
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>>183683180
>shitter cant use his shitter weapon

Cry me a river. There is always the octobrush if you need crutches.
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>>183683239
Enough people called it a crutch weapon for the devs to pay attention. Besides, that shit dominated way too hard during Tower Control.
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Have you accepted the Rapid Blaster as your lord and saviour yet, /ink/? It will never let you down like all those other unfresh weapons.
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>>183683354
>B
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>round starts
>inking some turf in RM defensively
>team gets the RM and starts pushing
>start painting a path for the carrier
>he caps it

>score is 0/0/0
>B- ---> A-
sasuga matchmaking
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Daily reminder that if you're not using motion controls you're putting yourself at a massive disadvantage.
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>>183681112
Heavy splatling rapes their shield even with lag
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>Just a White Tee
Well fuck you too, Annie.
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Well I give up i'll just use the fucking octobrush. Why bother with any other short to medium range weapon when I can just look in a general direction and kill everything in a 120 degree radius. Especially when I already have ninja squid and a bunch of swim speed abilities for even more faceroll action
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Be honest, you miss it.
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>>183683690
Map packs when?
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>>183683510
Daily reminder. some people can;t afford/or own tv's. Or, they just hate shitty gimmick controls.
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>>183683690
No, I don't. Especially not for the e-liter garbage.
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>>183682779
>>>/bant/
All joking aside though I want to know how much damage you can get out of the ink cloud special with special power stacked.
>>183682631
>Sprinkler paints much better with SPU
Fuckin noice. I wonder if the little walker bomb thing walks farther/detects at a higher radius or can just be thrown farther
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Every single person in s rank uses ninja squid. removing damage and defense just made people realize there's an even more broken ability they could be using.
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>>183683980
くコ:彡くコ:彡
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>>183684082
Wait is she trying to make squid emoticons?
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Going on a physical hunt for products such as a prima and a themed controller. Wish me luck
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Anyone know what brands increase chances of what abilities? I want to start grinding for ability chunks.
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>>183684028
*swims behind you* nothin personnel *splats you* heh that was too easy.. squid.
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>>183683749
>Shitty gimmick controls
>He plays shooters in turret mode
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>>183684028
I wish I could see for myself what people at S rank use but I can not get enough people for even a single match.
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Pearl is a mistake in every literal sense of the word.
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>>183683690
I do.
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>>183684028
>He doesn't wear headphones so he can hear people swimming around near him.

Look at this casual loser.
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Do the buffs from Rusty Bean stack?
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>>183684459
She is a very cute mistake and I like her.
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>>183684459
Marina making fun of the ugly gremlin is the best thing ever
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>>183684230
It says in the app if you touch the items in Annie's shop
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Only reason Pearl is popular in Japan is because sadly the only other choice is the Octarian Niggress.
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>>183684582
>nigger tries to make fun of based pearl
>she ends up getting btfo every time
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>score best on losing team every time without fail
>didn't even play the first game
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Honestly worried that Marina will win Popularity portion every Splat-fest.
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how the fuck do i make a nintendo network iD to be able to check my stats?

It says I have to make one on a wiiu or 3ds
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>>183684582
I agree as a pearl fag , most people are getting turned off by her "wilin out" . If they wanted another teeth sucking head swerving yass queen they'd play a western game , probably one on a Sony console ',:3c
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>>183684865
I don't have my NNID linked to my account and can check my stats on phone
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>>183683749
Hey dumbass. If you can't afford a TV, you shouldn't be spending $300 on a console and an additional $60 for this game. Heck, one of the TVs in my house is 30 years old and works like a charm. Great quality too. TVs are cheap and last a long time if you genuinely take good care of them.

>"shitty gimmick controls"

The motion controls are actually very precise and smooth. You can snap onto targets with them, which is something stick controls can't do. Tracking is also easier and better with motion controls. If you use stick controls you're basically slowing yourself down and hindering accuracy.

>>183684028
Ninja Squid isn't broken, faggot. First off, Damage and Defense Up were completely useless in the first game. Damage Up is coded so that you can't lower the amount of hits required to kill, even if you have it on every slot. Furthermore, Defense Up could only lower the hits to splat threshold of a few weapons when stacked. Meaning you'd have to invest a handful of slots JUST to make a select few weapons take one extra hit to kill you. Which is honestly terrible when you can save those slots for abilities that are actually useful. Damage Up was only there as a counter to Defense Up. Nobody with a brain actually used them, it was globally agreed that they were a waste of ability slots.

And above all this, you can achieve the same effect of Ninja Squid by simply swimming slower. People only use Ninja Squid because they're too lazy to learn how to be stealthy, or want to combine it with Swim Speed Up. Because having Ninja Squid DOES reduce your swim speed. tl;dr git gud and git educated
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>>183684670
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>>183684836
She will if it comes down to her vs Pearl, and nobody cares about the theme.
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>>183684972
Jesus lad, getting BTFO'd over someones opinion? Go back to /v/.
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>>183684972
>Damage Up was useless
You have clearly not ever been higher than B rank
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>>183684905
Lets think about this realistically,
her attitude would work if she was cute
her look would work if she had a better attitude

if you're a hobgoblin with a shitty personality then you're just awful, its science
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>>183684217
Target
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Anyone tried clash blaster yet? Is it as bad as the luna?
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What abilities for charger? I'm thinking special charge/damage up since the rest seems heh
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>that feel when you try to play lying down in bed in handheld mode but the retarded fucking gyro sensor thinks this means I want to look at the sky 24/7.

When I press fucking Y to try and reset the camera, it defaults right back to staring straight upwards. GREAT FUCKIN' GAME NINTENDO.
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Seems everyone only chooses whichever choice their waifu is on.
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>>183683298
based
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>>183684972
>Because having Ninja Squid DOES reduce your swim speed

by 10% that can be fixed by having 2 swim speed mains or 3 subs. Versus moving at 70% to stealth swim without it. The only people not using ninja squid are long range support and they are all using tenacity instead.
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>>183685506
I don't but I always end up losing which makes me sad.
I wish popularity didn't affect who wins or loses.
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>>183685467
turn motion controls off if you're gonna lie down like a retard
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>>183685571
But then that's 2 main or 3 sub slots your using just to counter act it where you instead put on other abilities.
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How is Marina's singing voice so goddamn awful compared to Pearl's?
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>>183685138
>Completely and utterly counter your argument
>"H-haha wtf man go back to /v/ dude you're pathetic I already won xD"

Is that really the best you can do? I guess it's my fault for replying, I shouldn't have expected anything out of you.

>>183685209
>projecting by bringing rank into the argument

If you must know, I was in S last time I played and I played Splatoon 1 since release. EVERYONE in this general agreed it was useless, even Reddit and various other communities knew it was useless, especially after the Prima Guide was posted to the internet. And I already explained why Damage Up and Defense Up were a waste of ability slots, so go back and read. Go somewhere else if you wanna shitpost.

>>183685571
>70%

That's debatable, but either way you're using up even more ability slots to cover the minor speed penalty.

>>183685785
>baiting this hard

(You)
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>>183685732
other great abilities like? Ninja squid has more value than any other ability in the game.
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>>183685675
>playing without the gyro
>ever

The fact that you even considered this option tells me you're very very very bad at the game. and I'm not retarded. It's the game. Pressing y is supposed to reset to neutral. There's NO reason why this doesn't work. Not any acceptable ones anyways.

>>183685812
She's rapping, not singing.
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>>183685785
I think its Splatoons method of reset, not the gyro itself.
Even with the joycons resting whilst them pointed straight up screws them over.
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>>183685828
>baiting this hard
Are you retarded? There's no bait about gyro controls. Literally the only worthwhile control scheme is gyro unless you plan on sticking with Turf War and Rollers/Brushes forever.
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>>183685856

tilt with your wrists jesus christ
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>>183685467
yeah I tried this yesterday and was really disappointed. I have bad back pain so I prefer to play games laying down. I tried to use stick controls but it felt awful, I have no idea how people can play like that
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>>183685856
With all that auto-tune in her voice I almost thought she was just another one of the instruments in the songs.
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>>183685951
If you would look closely, the post I replied to with that quote is deleted. They seem to have accidentally said that playing with gyro controls is bad, so they deleted that post and instead fixed their error in >>183685856

>what is reading comprehension
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>>183685828
>dominates the high ranks
>muh general says it's useless
Whatever you say.
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>>183685921
So they released a handheld with controls that don't work when used in certain common positions? I didn't even have these issues in BotW, so I'm pretty amazed.

>>183685982
Go lie down in bed and try to play in handheld mode. I dare you.
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>>183686038
>what is reading comprehension
If you had a shred of it, it would have been obvious that the post was pro motion controls.
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>>183686046
>dominates the high ranks

[citation needed]

>>183686157
>projection

[citation needed]
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>>183685831
Something like an Ink Saver or a Run speed maybe.
But even then I can definitely get why its important as everything is usually close range, but I think counteracting it so much means you miss out on other useful things.
I'd personally put on Ninja and one Ink Speed Main. I'd rather use other abilities and just deal with a speed penalty.
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>>183686204
>citation needed
Same to you. My experience is from solo Ranked.
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So how effective is Ink Resistance now?
Is it worth Staking? Or would one sub be enough?
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>>183686262
3 small swim speeds give you like 9.5% movement so that fixes the cost while also letting you have your other two main slots.
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the current state of gaming
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>>183686436
I always thought 3 subs = 1 main or has that changed?
Would it be wiser doing it that way instead of a main?
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>>183686467
nice reddit picture faggot

go back
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>>183686467
>Japan
>Lots of nice drawings with tonnes of cute squids
>The West
>Shitty memes
I wish I was a Jap.
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>19 kills
>7 armors
>get a quad at least once
>still lose because shitty team
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>This fucking Barney the dinosaur purple and teal colour mix.

Please no.
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>>183686467
shiiet i saw that guy in my lobby
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I want to see more of Pearl suffering.
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>>183686508
2 mains will bring you over the penalty and give you a few extra percentages of swimspeed. 3 subs will put you slightly under. At least for swimspeed the value of a sub is a bit more than 1/3 of a main at least until diminishing returns kicks in when you stack a lot more of them.
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>>183686778
I want to see more Marina trying to protect Pearl form suffering.
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>dynamo rollers kit
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>>183686791
That's interesting to know. Are there any other abilities that seem to be more effective as 3 subs rather then as a single main?
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>>183686845
this
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>>183686845
how about marina bullying pearl in a way we can all enjoy
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>>183687046
I can't enjoy any pic where Marina's eyes look deformed like that
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>>183686410
https://mobile.twitter.com/rarrra_00/status/888606210924060672/video/1
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The 96 is just as busted as it was in the first game. I love it.
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>they actually have sandals and flip flops this time around
>i can have my manmenmii deliciously barefoot all the time now

unf nice
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is the N-zap any good?

it just seems to be a faster firing splattershot
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Someone please play salmon run with me!! SW5026 5527 4513
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wish i had friends to play this with lol

I'm shitting on these B scrubs in solo atm but still
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>>183687268
we cant
its down, dingus
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>>183686964
The Gold one has Mist/Armor
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Minty Eyed master race
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>>183687129
Damn, looks like even having just 1 already does a lot of good.
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>>183687129
So the middles is 3 resistance subs right? What about the guy on the left?
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>>183687343
What? How do you get it
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>>183686410
Ink Resistance is amazing now, because It's also somewhat of a defensive boost.
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>>183687354
>Can't get bunny tentacles in game
kill me that is the fucking cutest shit
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Profreshional goes up to 999 with a 435% pay grade
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>>183687343
oh god please let this be true
when does it even come out
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>>183687240
It was one of the best weapons in Splatoon 1. It's still pretty good now.
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>>183687354
>showing off his suckers
look at this little fucking SLUT
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>>183687528
Damn. Can't wait to grind for that.
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She likes the pork
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>tfw getting the hang of the sting ray

It was frustrating at first but getting into the mindset to use it more for harassment than trying to kill makes it better. Still having trouble aiming though since there is no reticle
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has anyone in this thread ever ceiling'd out at a C rank?

I just don't see how it's possible to be less than a B unless you aren't using motion control or you're mentally handicapped
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>Disconnect just as I'm back-inking the other teams spawn
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>>183687592
Holy shit it was. Damn I miss the Echolocator.
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>>183687528
Nice to know there's no point trying to go past profreshional
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>>183687529
Squidboard's discord did some digging. There's another file with just it but I don't have that image saved. I know some datamining was done on the game but it seems the people are digging are staying mostly quiet.
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Is it worth scrubbing gear to get the ability chunks and then just re-levelling up the gear again? I really don't know how often I should be doing that.
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>>183687783
WHERE DO THEY GET THE FUCKING PIGS FROM?
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>>183687985
I do not want to imagine the bullshit that would occur in a rank higher than profresional.
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Judd gives snails once you hit level 30
>Drop roller only works if holding forward, to the sides, or any angle in between
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What a comedic genius
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>>183687783
Wow something that has them in character? I am genuinely surprised.
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>>183688069
Depends on what gear and abilities you like. Pick your favorite gear. Grind up other gear, scrap it for chunks, then put abilities you want on your favorite gear. You also get chunks from Salmon Run.
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My switch just got here from the mail. Should I get the physical or digital?
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>>183688276
digital obviously
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>>183688132
Clearer photo hopefully
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>>183688276
>tfw bought a bundle and it comes with physical copies

Anyways I was told a buncha times by people here that there's no difference.
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>>183688276
Physical for reversible cover
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>be in the Inkopolis Square
>hear a weird drilling / drumming noise going on and off, while seemingly moving to differnt corners of the square
>can't figure out what it is or where it comes from
>eventually look up
>It's the Great Zapfish flying over Inkopolis like a plane

You learn something new everyday
Why does it make such a weird noise, while swimming on air?
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>>183688276
The only reason you'd ever want digital is for midnight launch to play right when the game comes out, and we're well past that period.
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>level 26 in a game of level 10s
well then
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>>183687528
>>183688132
>>183688396
Is this the Prima Guide?

Holy fuck, please show me what it has to say about abilities and how they work. I remember the Prima Guide from Splatoon 1 had in-depth info, even numbers and everything.
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>>183688276
Can you make it to Gamestop or Walmart?

No?

Do you have an SD card with decent storage and don't ever plan on trading Splatoon in?

Is so, then get the digital copy.
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>>183688597
Yes and okay
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Flingza Roller is going to need to stack a lot of ink saver main and sub so it can throw out walls
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>>183688670
Thanks Anon, you're doing god's work.
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>>183688276
physical
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When can I reroll with Murch?
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>>183688492
what's with the thing marina and pearl said about it looking smaller? did it actually get smaller? why?
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>>183688832
Read the thread.
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I've been playing for about a day

I'm averaging about 12 splats 800-900p a game, is this good? Also is it just me or is the Tentatek Splattershot just absurdly good? It shits on everything
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>>183686845
but then marina would have to protect pearl from marina
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>>183689014
Anything above 800 is good.
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>>183689014
Splattershot is just very well rounded
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How much Cash and XP do you get for Winning in the S-Ranks?

I remember it being key for grinding enough Cash for Spyke's shit quickly, in Splat1, but i'm not sure what would be the best way to grind XP and Cash in 2.

>Playing it safe with Turf War, where you always gain some points even when losing, as long as you did well on your own?
>Going for S-Rank Victories in Ranked?
>Salmon Run grinding? By the way is it even worth it grinding past the Daily Superbonus? You know, where the only rewards after that, are the same piece of gear over and over again.
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Where are my Dualies mains at? What gear/abilities do you use? Also how many splats do you get a game?
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>>183688597
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>>183689221
It's not currently on but Salmon Run I found was a great way to make dosh. Those capsules can contain a shit ton.
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>win every game with a knockout in C+
>rank up to B-
Why?
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>>183689267
I started with dualies but stopped when I tested out range and realized it has almost exactly the same range as the octobrush but actually has to point directly at its target to kill.
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>>183689159
Makes sense I guess, it just feels like I'm too effective at inking and turfing than I should be.
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>>183688597
>>183689270
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>>183688597
>>183689270
>>183689404
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>>183688597
>>183689270
>>183689404
>>183689561
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>>183689706
why wouldn't you just run Ninja Squid always

forgive me, noob here
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>>183688597
>>183689270
>>183689404
>>183689561
>>183689706
~Fin.
You saw it here first folks. Long live /ink/
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>>183689819
You can move faster without making any visual cue as to where you are by just having good stick control
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>>183689841
>object shredder is also effective when engaging specials like the Baller and Ink Armor
I thought armor only protects against one shot or something
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>>183689819
if you're using a long range weapon ninja squid isn't important. If you have a close range weapon you should always be using it and a couple swim speeds to mitigate the slowdown.
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>>183689270
>>183689404
>>183689561
>>183689706
>>183689841
From what I can tell, everything's the same as the Prima Guide from Splatoon 1, minus the new abilities of course. Granted, I'm still comparing them side-by-side, but if I notice anything new I'll be sure to point it out in a few moments.
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>>183689995
Armor is 30 health with no bleedthrough. Meaning that you can take an E-Liter shot at 1HP armor and it won't kill you.
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>ctrl+f reroll
>1 result
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>6 people in the lobby with Aerosprays
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>>183690128
Is it that good?
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>>183690169
depends if it's turf war or not
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>>183690169
when you are new to the game yes

I remember when I first played splatoon 1 and got mine and used it for a while
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>>183690229
It is Turf war
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>>183690169
The Bomb Rush needs space to spread out and it's not that great at KOing people but it gets the job done when covering turf.
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>>183690058
Are they saying anything about ability stackability? I'm looking for the equivalent of pic related for splatoon 2
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Are we ever going to do New-Weapon rooms ever again? It was the most fun shit.The Bamboozler and Nozzle-Nose L-3 rooms was so ridiculous.

Would be down to play a BoomBrella room when it drops
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Does the Prima guide say anything about level up bonuses? Do you get any special gear for leveling to 50?
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>>183690393
I'm not seeing any specific numbers on stacking and/or depletion
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>>183690169
It's good at turfing and that's it, it's one of the worst weapons for splatting
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>>183689372
I trounce octobrush users as dualies 80% of the time. Most people have trouble even not aiming in this game.
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>Your ranked matchmaking teammate this game is using an inkbrush.

Ah yes, nothing more fun than "MMR terrorist" the weapon.
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Is there any way to make charger play more viable. I feel like I'm hitting shots by accident most of the time then over compensating my aim when I actually need to get a kill.
I never used a charger in 1 and I think its a lot of fun but when I'm rattling like marty mcfly I feel like i should drop it.
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>>183690575
30 is top level, Judd starts giving you snails once you hit 30
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>>183690986
sounds like you need to adjust your sensitivity
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>>183690058
>>183690393
Okay, here's my assessment from comparing both Prima Guides.

>Numbers/percentages for abilities are the same
>Almost every description is the same, some have been edited for consistency's sake or given added text, but not in a way that suggests they function differently
>Quick Respawn was reworked, it only reduces respawn time when you die multiple times without getting a kill (who the fuck would use this)
>Doesn't mention that Sub Power Up gives added benefits to non-bomb weapons (Which is weird because I could swear it makes ink mines bigger)
>Bomb Defense Up can't stop bombs from killing you in one hit
>New perks are new

One thing that bothers me is that the description for Ink Resistance Up is the same, even though you can stack it and get it as a primary on any gear. So does that basically confirm they nerfed it? Or do you get the same effect from one primary slotted ink resist like in Splatoon 1? Cause in the first game you could ONLY get it as a primary ability from shoes.
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>>183691063
Is the gear page every single piece of gear that's available?
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whats a good weapon for beginners
only weapon i am having luck with is roller and aerospray, which seem to be derided a lot

any weapon that is both forgiving and teaches you good habits for when you reach ranked play?
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What do I get for beating / playing the campaign

What do the little orange orbs do, can I spend them?

What happens if I get all the bonus collectibles in each level?
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>>183691564
Rollers and aerosprays are perfect for beginners. Don't know why you give a fuck about what people say when you're still an unfresh squib.
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>>183691369
That's what I wanna know. It sounds like you can get the full benefit from one Ink Resist sub now, and here I was an idiot and started buying up all my shoes with Ink Resist main thinking it'd fucntion like before not noticing it's a sub now.
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>>183691652
Gear and weapons to use in PvP
Orbs are spent on weapon upgrades
The scrolls give background lore, the metal fish are used with the orange orbs for upgrading weapons
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>>183691652
play through the ending again and you get some new dialogue which i found was pretty neat
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>>183691756
>Gear and weapons to use in PvP

Anything specific I should keep my eye out for / unlock first?
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>tfw upgraded my internet for Splatoon 2 but there was an tech issue and internet was out for 5 days

Got alot of catching up to do. So what's the general consensus on Splatoon 2 so far /ink/? Better then the original? How are the brand new abilities? Most importantly, post some fresh squids so I know what gear I need to buy.
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>>183691932
>Better
Yes

>New abilities
Mostly meme trash

>Post fresh squids
I can get behind this
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Who else is speed running through story to get those Crusty Sean tickets before it's patched
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>>183691514
Yeah 10 pages of gear
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>>183691907
You'll unlock the replica outfit just by completing the final boss

All the other replica weapons (sans brolly shotgun) are unlocked by playing through every level with that weapon
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>>183676568
It's a part of life now. You should just accept it.
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Fuck these shoes. Glad the purple ones don't have Damage Up anymore.
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>>183691369
>>183691720
https://twitter.com/rarrra_00/status/888606210924060672
2 mains seems optimal, 3 is overkill
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>>183689561
Nice pube.
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>>183691652
>Campaign

You get to play a fun story mode and unlock Hero weapons, which are cosmetic variants of certain existing weapons that can be used in multiplayer. But doing so requires you to beat stages with specific weapons, so it can be annoying or hard depending on your skills.

>Orbs

Those are called Power Eggs. In the singleplayer campaign they can be used to upgrade your weapons within the campaign. In Salmon Run, they're collected from beating enemies, and having more means you get paid more. They're basically like score, except score kinda matters a bit.

>Collectibles

DUDE LORE LMAO (And I think there are meal tickets you can unlock to help you level up faster and get more money to buy weapons and gear for multiplayer)

>>183691907
You unlock new weapons based on your level. So level up by playing multiplayer and get new things. As for gear, it depends on your build. Ink Saver (Main) and Ink Recovery Up are both good to stack, niche perks like Ninja Squid and Tenacity are also sweet. I think Ink Resistance Up has been nerfed since Splatoon 1 but some people still use it. A lot of abilities are lackluster or useless so be careful.
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>>183692332
>casuals
FUCKING CASUALS
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>>183692332
>BLUEBERRY MOTHERFUCKING CASUALS

Please tell me you guys have the images saved. Where are all the OG Splatoon 1 memes at?
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I am so awful with bombs.
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>>183692664
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Has nobody made the comparison that the sound of turning in eggs makes the exact sound as the Michael Rosen meme? I can't unhear that shit every time.
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>>183684208
If you look at it from the right angle, they do look like squids.
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I wish I knew how to aim.
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>>183692126
post it for the greater good
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>>183692365
That's head hair the pube is in the pic before it you can see the thickness difference
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>>183692921
grip joycons
motion control at -2
r stick at +3

you will thank me later
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>>183692365
>he thinks every strand of hair is a pubic hair

whew the autism is strong
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>>183693006
>>183692937
Nice pube defence force.
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brolly shotty WHERE

i want it now
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>>183692983
Different anon here.
Oh so people are using the joycons, not the pro controller for motion controls?
Because I cannot get used to the y axis only thing. I sat in a rolly chair in handheld mode also and felt that was the only way to turn was moving the whole chair.
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>>183693268
Joycons have a far better setup for Shooter games and seem to have better gyros in them too. Pro controller is a big 70 dollar meme right now.
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>>183692930
https://m.imgur.com/a/t1teh
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discord link is broken

who wants to squid up?
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>>183693403
What is the joy in? Two paddles split?
Screen with paddles attached?
>>
I would drag my penis through a mile of broken glass, used needles, and bara doujins just to get a chance to sniff Marina's asshole.
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>>183693403
Gotcha. I'll give it a God's honest try today then.
Also what the fuck captcha?
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>>183693496
absolutely fucking based
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>>183693496

Good shit mate
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>>183693138
YOU WANT DEFENSE FORCE?????
Luck for you I'm taking a shit
Pictured
>1 pube
>1 moustache hair
>1 hippy legnth head hair
Let it be known that I am defending my hair's honor on an anonymous image board
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>>183693582


me on the middle-left
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Fuck the Joycons, I can't play with that shit. The pro-controller feels perfect for this game. Adjust sensitivity to how you like it.
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>>183693825
That's a long pube dude. Woah.
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>>183693825
>not shaving your pubes and ass hair
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>>183688071
Well if bears are still around, aka Mr. Grizz, then it's entirely possible that there's pigs still around.
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>>183693825
you need to fucking kill yourself my man
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>>183693945
Not him but do you shave your leg hair and arm hair or something as well?
Isn't it odd to just have a patch of hair missing?
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>>183688071
Sea Pigs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4DbZivHCY
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>>183693924
Yeah. They're too fucking awkward. The pro-controller feels like it was made just for this game.

>but I'm too cheap to spend $70
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>>183694086
it feels nice and I like being able to only have to wipe like 2 times instead of 50
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>>183693569
Joycons have wagglan mode like the wii, controller mode with a piece of plastic that makes the joycons feel like an actual console controller, and handheld mode where its like a psp. The pro controller is trying to emulate an Xbone controller and it is subpar in ergonomics. I'll pick one up if it goes on sale or they come out with a 2.0 version.
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>>183693945
>Having someone to impress
Get out of here you non-virgin fag!
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>>183694118
Buy do you guys shave your legs and arms? Isn't it odd to have just patches missing from your body?
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>>183693945
>Shaving your ass hair
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>>183694209
no im not some twink faggot
but i wish i had one has a boyfriend
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>>183694118

I have hemorrhoids really bad so I have to wipe at least 7-10 times with a baby wipe to get rid of all the blood anyway
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>>183693945
>Shaving your ass hair.

Just use fucking wetnaps to properly wipe your ass with, christ.
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>>183693825
born just in time to see people defending a bit of pube hair in a photo on /vg/
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>>183694313
Isn't shaving your ass and whatnot sort of gay?
Doesn't it look odd to have hairy legs but nothing on your butt?
Are you a bottom?
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Anyone else willing to stay up till nonexistant hours just to watch Marie not study? Or is it just me?
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>>183694394
im a permavirgin so no one is ever going to see my shaved ass anyway
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Stats for the NEW weapons, not the old
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>>183694459
North East coast (usa)?
I'd like some virg to splat in my woomy.
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>>183694417
>nonexistant
Apparently, Japan uses 25:00 to mean a show that airs after midnight. Not really sure why they don't just say 1:00.
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>>183694563
Fuck I'm an idiot
https://m.imgur.com/a/NFzgv
My pubes can't save me this time
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>>183694609
Of course you're from the northeast you faggot
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>>183694609
im in michigan
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>>183694807
South West has the gays moron. North East has sluts who know what they want.

I bet you think north west has old people and south east has rain and mountains too.
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>>183694725
Style, i guess. Though why would what is presumably a kids learning show air at 1am?
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>>183695004
Squids are most active at night
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>>183694889
12 hours about is too far for me tiny boy.
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Are drawings region based or ping based?
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>>183695145
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How the fuck are there level 5s walking around with 3 star gear and here I am at level 10 with 1 star gear?
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>>183694118
How do you shave your ass? Isn't it a little dangerous getting that close to your asshole?
That's really what you're after, do you just grin and wax it?
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>>183695302
Switch app for Android/IOS
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>>183695302
Splatnet 2
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>>183695302
They probably ordered the gear from Murch.
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>>183695258
Your fault for being at the deadline rustbelt.

>>183695302
Get em on the phone app.
The shirt can be gained from grizzly too but it looks ugly.
Phone app is where it's at.
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>>183695305
I shave it in the shower with some shaving cream
>wet ass
>cream
>shave
>wash off
>repeat until smooth
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>>183695302
3 ways

1. The Grizzco Employee shirt that you get as a bonus from Salmon Run is 3 stars.

2. You can order gear from Annie on the Splatnet2 app. Sometimes she offers 3 star gear.

3. Find somebody walking around your plaza with 3 star gear. Order it.
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>>183695496
>plebians think shes hiding her tits
>patricians know shes hiding her suckers
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Anyone know if there's a squid sisters shirt like how there's a chirpy chirps shirt?
anyone else repping their favorite band with a shirt?
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>>183695623
why not both
>>
shota squids > loli squids
prove me wrong
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>>183695813
no need

post shotas
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>>183695624
Check right here bud >>183693496
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>>183694417
I want to study biology with Marie!
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I see the lack of Salmon run has risen sexual frustration in /ink/
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what is the best way to farm eggs in single player?
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>>183696007
I want to study Marie!
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>>183693496
>favorite top from the first game isn't on the list
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>>183696053
But hey the infighting is down
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why are there mo inktarians
>>
The Switch seriously needs a UI update, a complete overhaul of the OS or some shit. You can't even send messages for fucks sake.
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>>183695813
>>183695862
You guys are my kind of peeps
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>>183693496
>https://m.imgur.com/a/t1teh
I think you're missing some pages or at least another page of footwear
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shota squids are only good when they're fucking milf squids
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There needs to be more specials in the game, and more useful specials really. All of then feels super lackluster to use.
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>when you finally lost enough matches to learn how to wreck with a new weapon
FEAR ME
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>>183696515
No.
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>>183696195
they probably will eventually because this doesn't even have proper access to the web browser
>>
Has anyone ever had a draw before?
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>>183695486
I shaved my asshole once and it was super sore for weeks, how do you prevent that
>>
>Finally have enough free time to reach level 8 / get splattling
God I miss not having a job in the splatoon days. Now if they can hurry up and give us the squiffer i'm all set. Hoping the Brella is good.
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>>183696738
In Splatoon 1 people tried this by starting a round and splatting no ink and Judd just picked a random winner
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>>183696382
Shit you're right I didn't realize it didn't upload hold on I'll sort it out for you
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>>183696738
If i remember correctly, it's impossible. If a draw does happen, the game randomly chooses a side as victorious.
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>>183696982
I could've sworn it just told both teams that they won and the other team lost?
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>>183696738
>>183696982
>>183697020
It's not random. Whoever is on the alpha team always gets the first point if there is no progress played on the objective. If you reach the enemy score but don't pass it, you will just lose a point.
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>losing by 0.2%
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>>183694563
>>183694727
None of the older weapons got stat changes then?
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>>183696382
>Head
http://imgur.com/a/9w8lx
>Shoulders
http://imgur.com/a/gUexS
>Knees and toes
http://imgur.com/a/Cq7La
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>>183697745
and eyes and ears and mouth and nose
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Why did the /ink/ FC List get taken off the last three threads?
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>>183676594
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>>183679621
I don't like how ink Armor isn't a real shield
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>>183696873
Get the unlimited 1.5x exp boosts in solo play mode before it's patched out tiny squiddo.
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>>183697941
tell me more
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>>183697730
Now that you ask yes I am seeing inconsistencies so I'll upload all the ones I see that are different
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>>183697745
All this cool gear and Annie queue is just nothing but trash. I'm surprised that hasn't been datamined yet to see if there's a determined order.
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>>183697941
How do?
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>>183698032
>>183698069
Reminder that you can farm crusty sean tickets at these locations;
>Near entrance to 2-6 a box has a 1.5 XP ticket
>Near entrance to 5-27 a box has 1.5 gold ticket
Just exit to the plaza again and re-enter and they'll be back, it shows them grayed out but you still get them if you speak to sean
>>
>Boy
>Power Armor
>Dualies
>losing animation

The Daulies weren't made for hands this large.
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>>183682056

>If you use Stingray, fuck you, your special's still shit lmao

Increasing the duration would be fucking worse
>>
Does anyone have the stats from splat1 weapons that released after launch? None of them are covered in the splat1 prima guide
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Is there a way to change the stat screen from splats/ special back to splats/splatted? Prefer that and I faintly remember someone mentioning that being a feature.
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>>183698032
>>183698069

Jump to 2-6. Jump down to next platform.
Jump off the tiny ledge on the right.
Get 1.5 exp coupon.
Leave to inkopolis.
Go back to single player.
Repeat.

Repay me with art of octosamurai slamming a smol squid raw.
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>>183698234
>>183698435
thanks squiddos
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>>183698332
https://splatoonwiki.org/wiki/Main_Weapon Not sure if this helps
>>
i swear to god i've heard the vocal noises in the neo octostomp music in dome rosalina porn flash
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>>183698405
Nope. You have to use the app to get a basic stat screen included in other games since the dawn of time.
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So i'm still trying to understand how all this ability stuff with Murch works... If I understand right, can we change the main ability of some stuff?
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>>183698068
I keep praying she'll put up the sandals with a good ability. Object shredder seems so useless.
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Why isn't there more art of Callie as her sexy and mind controlled self?
>>
Why am I so anxious to play ranked? I do well, only lost one game so far, but every time I play a match I have to take at least a 30 minute break from it.

I wish the other game modes were available outside of ranked.
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>>183699814
thot Callie is trash
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>>183699778
It's great on slower weapons, and against armor.
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Okay so looking at each weapon that I could compare I realized every single one has at least one different stat, so I went ahead and uploaded each weapon that I have the stats for because most likely each of the ones I can't compare still have different stats.
http://imgur.com/a/eV8p0
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>>183699774
Main abilities can never be swapped out.
You can get him to remove the sub-abilities in exchange for chunks.
10 of said chunks can be used to slot in that sub-ability.
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>>183693825
why the fuck would you post this?
also what level do i unlock the umbrella weapons?
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>Wait, they don't say that? But "they" say all sorts of things!

What did Marie mean by this? Who are "they"? or did she mean...(((they)))?
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>>183699954
You don't.
Umbrella is getting a delayed release.
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>>183699814
Can't we have it sexy but not mind-controlled?
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>>183700035
She meant us. The online nerds.
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>>183699954
around the 20th~ level or so
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>>183699814
No idea. Also, sauce?
>>183700147
Hell no.
>>
What do you think Octavio did to Callie while she was his brainwashed pet?
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>>183699549
I guess I can live with that. The stat screen on the app is more useful anyways since it shows actual turf coverage instead of adding points. What does the (1) by splats mean though?
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>>183700506
Assists.
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>>183699927
>Splattershot pro 60 damage
>2 shotting
If the damage equals the damage in game I think I found my new main
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>>183697730
All of them did as far as I can tell. Should have quoted you originally >>183699927
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>>183700567
Nope, It's a 3 shot kill.
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>>183700658
Damn that sucks

How does the damage from there convert to in game then
>>
>>183700783
That's just the ingame stat bars. They are meaningless and only compare weapons within the same class.
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>>183700658
>>183700783

Could it be possible that max health is greater than 100?
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>>183683749
>some people can;t afford/or own tv's

Good thing the switch is its own TV.
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>>183700490
if callie was my brainwashed pet i'd get her to tuck me into bed after gently telling me a bed time story, then sweetly kiss me on the forehead before exiting the room after turning off the lights but leaving the door slightly open so the hallway light floods in so i dont get scared
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>>183700359
>Hell no.
WHY NOT?
>>
If I had known the loser of the Splatfest would get to wear sexy-ass bondage gear I'd have voted for Callie to make Marie lose
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>>183700658
Have you tested this in the test range
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>>183683690
I miss this.
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>>183683749
Motion still works with handheld. Just played motion in bed while laying on my stomach.
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>>183700981
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>>183700147
Sure. But the panties and shades stay.
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>>183700783
Testing the splattershot it does 42 damage per shot.
The .52 gal will 2 shot with 52 damage per shot (I see what they did there)
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>>183684217
Why do you want a prima?
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>>183700981
my squidda
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>>183701193
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How the heck do I unlock the amiibo gear?
I scanned my girl and got the hair clip but I can't for the life of me figure out how to get it to give me the school uniform.
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>mfw I want the fa-01 jacket

GIVE ME THE DAMN JACKET SPLAT NET YOU KEKOLDS!
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>Thinks damage up means nothing
>Thinks S rank means something
>"Utterly countered"
A post so stupid my quotes need quotes, wew
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>>183701398
Level up more.
6 and 10 should be about right.
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>>183701398
>mfw busty octo waifu
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>>183700490
Rehearsals for the big final boss performance. Interior decorating.
VIOLENT. RAUNCHY. INKY SEX.
>>183701001
Muh fedish.
>>
Why hasn't Marina been lynched for being an octoling?
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>>183701252
Why does the guide lie WHY
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>>183701831
Maybe it's a civil society
>>
Just got my internet back up so catching Off the Hook for the first time and Pearl comes off alot more cutesy then I would of suspected

I'm very ok with this
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>>183700490
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>>183701831
New generation of inklings aren't educated about the great turf war

None of them know about agent 3's mission in stopping them 2 years ago either

Now with a new octoling idol they've been accepted into society
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>>183702058
Wait till you get to Marina and her bullshit.
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>>183683354
I want to like using it but I'm sad that it can't one shot unilke the other blasters
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>>183699814
>>183700359
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>>183701932
The stats in the guide is just the percentage of how much the stat bar is filled up. The actual stats depend on the weapon type.
>>
What future variants would you like to see of already existing weapons?
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>Norimaki 750's on Splatnet

Fugg 3 slot Yeezys that's the good good
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>>183702116
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>>183702116
The fanart needs to go lewder. I can only do so much with all this borderline shit.
>>
>>183702387
Ranged Dualies

Dualies with greater range, but only one roll as the trade off.

Toxic Mist
Inkstorm
>>
>>183702730
game would be cancer

also it's not like it's hard to get close range to people anyway
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>>183697532
>losing by 0.1%
>you were the last player splatted
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>>183701228
Sure, fine. Odds are someone could make a replica of the shades, and if Marie gets a yukata it's only fair Callie gets her own casual outfit.
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>>183702387
Sloshing Machine 2.0
Splat Bombs
Splat Bomb Launcher
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>>183687313
You can't do it in Lobbies/ party's either?
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>>183702730
>Ranged dualies
More range/damage, semi auto, 12 shots.
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Reminder that lewding the squid girls is DEGENERACY and should NEVER happen.
>>
>>183702387
Vanilla Splat Charger with the same old Splat Bombs, only with a Bomb Launcher instead.
The Stingray is cool though and is actually something that can outrange E-Liters. But I'd still very much appreciate the old school style being available as an option.
>>
>>183702980
what was his name again?
>>
>>183702829
I don't really see that as being OP compared to some of the other shit in the game. Fuck the Octobrush for example.
>>
>>183702982
However, lewding squidboys is honorable and should ALWAYS happen
>>
>>183703161
six-shooter lynx
>>
>>183703171
Thank you. Glad I'm not the only who can't stand that damn thing.
>>
>>183703265
This is correct.
I want a cute squid boyfriend! I'd jerk them off every day! Stimulate their prostate with my tongue! Cum in their tight asshole!
>>
>>183702387
A charger with a different special

Don't like any of the current ones they have
>>
>>183703371
the fuck
>>
>>183703371
Do squids even have prostates?
>>
>>183703161
Nozzlenose Ocelot, wasnt it?
>>
>>183702730
is rolling really that useful? I keep forgetting about it and just squidding away if i'm in trouble
>>
Problem with Squidboys is that if you keep treating them like girls, they'll just turn into girls.
>>
>>183703371
i would pay to watch this whether i like it or not
>>
>>183703530

That doesn't sound like a problem to me
>>
>>183703530
how is this a problem
>>
>>183703470
if they dont i've wasted at least 4 hours tonight
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>>183703530
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>>183703498
Rolling overlaps the sights, melting anything in range.
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>>183703498
It is. You're using it wrong if you just use it to dodge when you're being shot at. You can also to it to close the gap and get a more accurate shot or side step.
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Why do people think this final boss was weaker than the last game's final boss? The atmosphere, music, and the actual fight are all arguably better.
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>>183703530
Then you can teach them how to live as girls
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>>183703902
This, it was comfy af watching Marie shoot Callie, the epic music remixes, the emotions, etc
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Is there no couch pvp like in splatoon 1? the joycons come in pairs for fuck sake
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>>183703902
I don't think that. I thought it was a considerably better boss fight in Splatoon 2.
It was kind of jarring to go from NoE's localization to NoA's localization though.
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>>183702126
An interview which was posted a couple theads ago suggests that as long as she's fresh they don't care what species she is.
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>>183703530
>be gay
>power top
>treat my boy toy Spaghetti like the cute faggot he is
>princess carry him to the bed
>get ready for some hot sex
>look down at him
>"Woomy"

FFFFFFFUUUUU-
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>>183703986
>Is there no couch pvp like in splatoon 1?
Enter the arcade anon.
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>>183703902
A tiny arena instead of a level for one. And I don't get why people love the theme so much. I love the songs individually, but the boss theme is just off-key versions of the Sisters' own themes mashed together with techno thrown in.
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N-zap or dualies?
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>>183703986
Tell that other loser to get on your level and hunt down a switch then stay at home and hook up that router
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>>183704173
Crusty Sean for S3 idol!
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If Callie had won the Splatfest, would she have whacked Marie in the face with a roller?
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>>183704237
I did, all it did had was local multiplayer? local as in multiple switches across multiple people. Couch pvp is me handing one of my joycons to my friend and both of us playing on the same TV
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>>183704049
Oh man, did they pull the difference where NoE gave some depth/story and NoA went for humor haha witty quips again?
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>>183704257
dualies if youre 12
dont sleep on the lvl1 jr if youre into that run'n'gun
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Dear teammates, please stop jerking off near your spawn in turf war. You are useless.
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>>183704303
>SQUITNESS ME!!!
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>>183676564
>fangs
this isn't real concept art
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Are any of the replica weapons worth going for?

I unlocked the hero shot and eh
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>>183704303
Like fucking Mjolnir
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>>183703902
>the actual fight are all arguably better
It's in no way better. You don't move through a stage that uses everything the campaign taught you to take the boss down. It's just only the fists from 1's final boss fight without the killer wail or missiles that spawn enemies in a simple arena. Not much even changes between phases of the fight. Sunction bombs are even easier to dodge and the inknados might as well have been nothing. Even the last phase is still fighting fists, just with a new Rainmaker and jumping to occasionally dodge a souped up punch. Last phase is like a shitty dumbed down version of the casino fight in Yooka Laylee. Think about that. That shitty game has a better bossfight, and it's not even the big final fight of that game.
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>>183704518
it's free real estate
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>mfw I have no idea what weapon to use
>"try them out till you find what you like"
>k
>try them out
>I seem to suck with all of them

help
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>>183704652
Tri-bucket. Does the job in most of ranked well enough.
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>>183703902
I thought it was very emotional bringing the squid sisters together again until after the credits I realised that it made zero difference to anything so it was all pointless
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>>183704358
>again
No. But that's just the thing. I played the European Splatoon 1. So going into the meme fest that was Splatoon 2's localization was a tiny bit jarring by comparison.
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So

Callie:

Main
Roller

Backup
Blaster

Marie:

Main
Charger

Backup
Brella

Pearl:

Main
Dualies

Backup
Splattershot

Marina:

???


Is this correct?
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>>183704652
It takes a lot of matches to get used to a weapon. Just pick whatever feels good and stick with it.
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>>183704358
we're stuck with the same localisation as america this time
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>>183704894
As far as anyone knows.
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>>183705063
How do I git gud with chargers? I keep falling back to them but damn do I suck and other times i don't, but mostly I suck
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>>183704581
Maybe they were afraid that if they did the same thing as S1 people would call it a rehash.
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splatoons are for eating

http://imgur.com/a/fdt6d
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>>183705176
Practice with the Splattershot Pro. While it's not a charger, your role will basically be the same. It doesn't have much spread and has poor ink efficiency which will get you used to how a charger will work.
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r8 my shoes pls
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>mfw I can't find a callie and marie amiibo literally fucking anywhere


I'm going to eat my own face
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>>183705675
Fresh/10
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>FINALLY LEVEL 10
Did you miss me rank? A good mode better be in rotation.
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>>183705763
like $80 on amazon
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>>183705579
why not just practice with a charger to get used to how charger works
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>>183705514
MODS
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>>183705675
Freshest totally not Yeezy's yet. I got a pair too, just wish it had ninja jump or dodge roll instead. Still best shoe abilities imo.
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>>183705968
i'm retarded but i'm not "paying $80 for an amiibo" retarded
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Should I get the Noise Cancelers? They're just sitting in my Murch shop, and I don't know if I should buy them or not.

They have Quick Super Jump, though, not Special Up.
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>>183683690
No, it was the worst map.
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>>183706080
>not buying every piece of gear
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>>183706080
They aren't even fresh
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She didn't make it in, did she?
Is there an hope for the future?
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>>183706024
Anon said he sucked with chargers. Might as well build your confidence up first.
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>>183705934
>splat zones
Yikes, nvm, i'll wait for tower control or rain maker.
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>Verlisify is making Splatoon 2 videos
This guy needs to stay in Pokemon gimmick hell
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>>183706137
I didn't say I'm not buying every piece. I just want them to have a good ability.
>>183706138
debatable
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>>183705176
Recon the maps: find nests, high traffic areas, side routes that can ambush you, and unexpected vantage points you can use to help flank.

Figure out the fast paths to these areas and where you can lay down an escape route for yourself. Test your weapon and count out the shot capacity so you know when you have to swim or flee.

Practice saving your charges - this is essentially a dodge and counterattack once you get the hang of it. Don't wait for enemies to get close to reposition - they'll expect you to run and will likely ink the area around you first with a bomb or wide spray pattern, preventing this.

Partial charges work better at close/midrange than panic taps. Up that sensitivity for aiming.

Try every charger, see which one suits your style. Bombs are half your kit and might warrant a sub saver so you have options in a firefight.
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>>183706192
>first match is splat zones musselforge
>ONLY PERSON ON TEAM SMART ENOUGH TO JUST GO AROUND THE ENEMIES AND TRY TO SPLAT THEM
>TAKE CARE OF LIKE 3, ONLY ONE ACTUALLY COVERING THE ZONE
Holy fuck please where are the smart people take me out of C-.
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How many EXP tickets should I cheat for to last me til like level 28
Should I even bother with gold ones
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>>183688276
Physical reverse cover is great shit, it also enables you to buy merch since you are at a real location. Also, any word on if you can buy the Salmon Run hat irl, or do I have to buy it from etsy?
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I just want to vent.
FUCK the Ink Brush in Salmon Run.
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I didn't realize handheld mode had a different sensitivity setting. I've been playing on -1/-1 the whole time.
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>>183706568
acquire skill
inkbrush can one cycle steelheads
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>>183706568
It's kinda nice to have a second roller when bosses start getting crazy but getting stuck with it is suffering.
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>>183706563
You've seen a copy on etsy? Link please. Also will the bitvaders shirt ever become official merch some where?
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watching chargers on the other team be worthless and throw the game makes my peepee hard
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>>183706540
I got 50 EXP and 50 Cash tickets. Enough to last me 2000 games.
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>>183706878
Wait what is this. How
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Someone needs to make a new "DELETE THIS" pic with Marie and the charger
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>>183706629
It's weak as shit. Can barely even kill the regular mobs.
And everyone can destroy the steelheads before it gets a bomb off provided they're actually positioned right so that they can get good shots in.
It deals pathetic damage. Has sub par ink coverage. Just about the only upside to it is that it can run fast over grates.
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>Getting destroyed in Moray Towers
>Last 10 seconds
>Teamate spawns and spams THIS WAY
>Jumps off cliff
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>>183707186
Perfect. Were you the team I just destroyed on Moray? What were your colors?
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>tfw the round is just about to start, you see everyone on your team spawn in, and suddenly one guy poofs into smoke, signaling he disconnected
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>>183706997
tickets in the story mode hub respawn
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>>183698435
>>183706997
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Whats the best weapon for carrying shitters?
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>>183707387
>complete match and scrape a win one man down
>zero rank compensation for being at a disadvantage
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thats some good shit
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>>183676460
>- The next NA/EU Splatfest is Mayonnaise vs Ketchup
Are they merged again?
So America will decide Europe's result each and every time? For what purpose?
I hate it. It'll feel hollow whether or not I "win" or "lose".
I also hope I won't have to wait half a day extra every time just to get the results.
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>>183704518
where the fuck else do you expect me to jerk off
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>>183707559
no they're just the same theme you fucking bean lmao
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>got the game last night, played a couple of rounds
>had a blast
>roommate sees and after a while says "wait, are you playing a boy or a girl squid?"
>say girl
>roommate says nothing
Am I a faggot or does he not understand how to properly play this game.
>>
I really wish Nintendo didn't have premades add solo players in the same lobby.
While I'm sure it's great fun of you're playing with a mate
Losing to a team because they can communicate with lines other than booyah and to me is a pretty big advantage.
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>>183707572
On a Marie amiibo
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Why are there 7 songs between Fresh Start and Off the Hook news? There's only 5 splatfest songs, what are the other 2? Do I dare beleve?
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>>183679621
>Smashdown
>shit
>Tenta Missiles
>good
Shit taste
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>>183707559
Did NA ever confirm this?
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>>183704518
>please don't cover the territory and go for 360 no-scopes instead
You've successfully baited me
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>>183707634
Show your proof since the splatfest demo had the results merged.
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>>183706192
Only good ranked mode git gud faggo
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>>183707467
>>183707410
Ah. I was expecting a glitch but this works just as well. I doubt this will get patched out, Thanks m80s
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>>183707558
>casuals
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>>183707738
why would i jerk off straight into a trash can
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>try to splat someone
>they have ink armor
>the disappear in a puff of mist before they die
>they disconnect
Neat
I never knew they just went poof
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>>183707329
Nah was a while ago, been having a lot of lopsided games today.
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Does anyone have any pictures of the new amiibo outfits? Specifically the new female octoling set? I need to know if the cardigan is cuter than the uniform my old splatoon 1 amiibo gave me
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>>183704894

No Slosher or splattling use
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>>183706878
>100 to 166 hours worth of games
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>>183707910
D-do Callie and Marie sleep in the same bed? I mean they're not sisters...cousins doing things to each other is legal in many places
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only when you try out the splattershot pro do you truly understand how bad you really are at aiming
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>>183706058
>yeezy
they nike's tho
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>>183708096
Quit stuttering you fucking autistic fuck
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>>183708148
I've mained the Pro since the first game and I'm still absolute garbage. I can get the first hit in on a standard Splattershot and still get splat first. Maybe I should mess with the sensitivity.
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>>183708203
Y3
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>>183708096
Like japan for instance. Though there's no hint of that in game. Also,
>>183707910
>that bite mark
With inkling teeth? Not really wize.
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>>183706540
>Playing the game by the rules set in the game
>Calls it cheating
Are you handicapped?
>>
Am I retarded or is the sting ray objectively useless
The damn thing moves too slow to hit anything whereas with every other special you just have to click the button and you get dividends on your investment immediately
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i have the blueberry casuals with ink saver (sub) as the main ability, but splatnet2 has them with run speed up. should i buy them again? trying to get better with the blaster btw.
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>>183707742
when I scanned the inkling girl amiibo I unlocked shellfie so it could just be amiibo shit
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Anyone here want to try and league battle next rotation?
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Where's the gold ticket outside of 27?
>>
why does DJ Octavio have the Xbox logo on his tentacle?
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>>183708665
No, there's 8 slots at the end for the 8 amiibo. There's 7 more slots in the middle (20-26 i beleve) where the splatfest songs will probably be, but there's only 5 splatfest songs.
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>>183708949
He's evil
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>>183708203
Wow that's ugly why not just wear bags on your feet
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>>183707745
I know you do
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>>183708450
useless in turf war, slightly less useless in most ranked modes but its still easily the worst special by a massive margin
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>>183708994
thanks. Sounds plausible.
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>>183704303
Maybe use a brush for nothing personnel
>>
how many weapons have baller as their special?
>>
is something wrong with my motion settings or you can't do 360s or turn with motion? it only works up and down
>>
Have you ever heard the tragedy of DJ Plagueis the Fresh?I wouldn't think so, it's not a story the Inklings would tell you, it's an Octarian legend.
DJ Plagueis was a Dank DJ of the Octarians, so powerful and so fresh he could use E-Liters to influence the rankings to create salt…
He had such spicy beats that he could even keep his team from splatting. The dank side of the Ink is a pathway to many ability chunks some consider to be OP.
He became so fresh… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his freshness, which eventually, of course, he did.
Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice splatted him in Moray Towers.
Ironic. He could save others from being cooked, but couldn't stay off the hook himself.
>>
I can't wait for the quitters with pajeet internet to be banned forever
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How often does the splat net app refresh it's stock of gear?
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>>183709420
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>>183709505
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to this thread.
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>>183709505
that meme had nothing to do with reddit when it was created
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>>183709308
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>>183709620
>>183709682
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>>183707742
Did you get all the amiibo songs?
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Why have i LITERALLY not seen a single squid besides me using the Splatling yet? Do people not like it?
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>>183709731
im curios if you think this is amusing or if youre just angry, or what
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>>183709730
>Aerospray RG has the baller along with the sprinkler sub weapon

holy fuck, thank you for posting this anon
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>>183709850
They are probably still thinking the Aerospray is the best weapon in the game. Not to mention the heavy splatting has Stingray, which people don't tend to like and most people don't have the mini yet
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Reminder that the White Tee the Inkling Girl wears is available on the SplatNet for order for 6 more hours.

In case you like the idea of being able to dress up as the poster girl of Splatoon 1 or to cosplay as your Inkling girl amiibo.
>>
>trying inkbrush
>cant kill shit with it
especially blaster
fuck me
>>
>>183708450
It's probably one of the best in Salmon Run.
>>
>>183709850
it's okay in splat zones and tower control but that's it for the most part
it's not used in turf war often because it takes a while to actually ink a lot of turf, and if an enemy sneaks up on you it's almost always a death sentence since you have to spin up before you fire back
>>
>>183709834
>>183708986
I got most of them, there's only the three from the new amiibos and there's spots for them with the other amiibo songs, this is a diffrent section.
>>
>play 3 singleplayer stages
>get bored

I'm only at 13 how the hell am I going to slog through this? Its nowhere near as interesting as multiplayer and salmon run
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>>183709948
have fun in turfwar
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>>183709974
Inkbrush is shit
Try the true [Unsheathes Ink Katana] aka the Octobrush
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Ink Resistance video for people who are wondering what the fuck the stats are now
>ink resistance 3 main
>ink resistance 2 main
>ink resistance 1 main
2 is silly fast and is pre nerf Ink resistance but I don't think you'd need to go THAT fast. Ink Resistance one seems fine if you just want some more freedom in movement.
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>>183710110
Yeah the SP was a bit of a grind for me as well, especially now that I'm retreading it for the Hero Shot
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>>183708506
run speed up is very good with shooter types because your strafe speed increases quite a bit.
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>>183710110
it gets really good
and frustrating
my sister is mad at me because i screamed at her during the moray towers octoling level
i fucking HATE octosnipers
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Post your ranks

>SZ: B-
>TC: B-
>RM: C
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>>183708450
It shoots through walls.
If you don't shoot you see white silhouettes of everyone on the map so that you can shoot through everything.
If they dodge your stingray, stop shooting. As stated it's too slow to hit anything. But if you stop shooting the silhouettes re-appaear and you can re-aim your shot and shoot again.

The stingray is honestly pretty great. It's useless in close quarters though.
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>>183709982
>pull out Stinger to instagib other Stinger
>get hit by Flyfish missiles
>>
>>183710307
>tfw not even level 10 yet
>>
>>183710178
the slowest kid is inkres1 or 0?
>>
I really need to compile the salmonid theory shit from last thread for the inevitable salmon run updates
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>>183710307
B- across. Planning on getting high B-/B today in at least two categories
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>>183710307
>SZ: C-
>TC: N/A
>RM: N/A
> :^)
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>>183710293
>my sister is mad at me because i screamed at her during the moray towers octoling level
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>>183709493
it refreshes one at a time when an item goes away so check every 2 hours to see whats new or every 12 hours for a full rotation. Your orders are also immediately delivered to Murch so you can buy it as soon as you order it
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>>183710307
>>SZ: -
>>TC: -
>>RM: -

No bully. I just finished story mode. I am only level 5 as of now. I'll get to level 10 tomorrow though!
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>>183710576
Don't rush it anon, take your time and have fun!
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>>183710395
inkres 1 is the one on the right, without ink res the one on the right would be raising her foot one at a time like she had a dick in her ass
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>unlock a new weapon
>its a charger
>don't even bother buying it
At least I'm a level closer to unlocking a proper weapon instead.
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>>183710576
Make sure you grab a bunch of tickets so your leveling goes faster and you get more gold.
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>>183680928
For your whole team too. It is amazing.
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Salmon Run when?
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>>183709001
Hi Josh the bit block thomas.
For the uninformed, Josh is a huge shoe faggot who only likes the gayest clunkiest adidas like shoes that hispanic gays love. Not having enough of those shoes was his problem with Splatoon
>>
>>183710764
10 hours
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>>183680928
Anything that buffs your teammates is automatically the best special/weapon in the game
>>
So the game uses whatever switch account you're playing in as your character name right? What shit is this. Why.
>>
>>183710764
salmon run is really still closed?
is Grizz preparing the doomsday piledriver?

>Effect of pile driving
>The risk of injury caused by underwater pile driving has been studied by Dr. Halvorsen and her co-workers.[72] The study concluded that the fish are at risk of injury if the cumulative sound exposure level exceeds 210 dB relative to 1 μPa2 s.
Source: Wikipedia article about salmon
>>
Oh wow the carbon has a great kit
>>
Anyone else feel like blasters are OP?

They feel like a "I can't aim so I need the game to aim for me" weapons.
>>
Aside from splattershot for obvious reasons
which hero paintjob is the best for its weapon
>>
2 questions:
Is the rain as shit as it seems?

What is the most fun weapon for playing casually iyo
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>>183711089
suprisingly long ttk and hard set effective range

the real aim-for-me weapon is the bucket
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>>183711089
Slow as fuck, no range. If you get killed it's on you. Octobrush is the actual scrub weapon.
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>>183711065
what does he do with all those eggs anyway
>>
>>183711089
you're joking
>>
are there any new upcoming Salmon run maps in the datamine?
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>>183706287
Thanks dude, do you prefer scoped or unscoped?
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>>183711282
he's never upfront about the nature of the job
>>183711341
Salmonid Mother campaign confirmed
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>>183711089
Blasters are the Mario of Splatoon
i.e. they're good if you don't know what you're doing
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>>183711176
It wins splat zones and makes enemies a 1hit.
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>Oyster Clogs
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>>183711089
You actually have to aim pretty well with Blasters though.
I unironically prefer Chargers.

A bulls-eye "hit" with a Blaster is in reality a miss.
What you instead want to do is "miss" the enemy so that the blast explodes right next to the enemy for maximum damage. If you instead hit them with the Blaster before it explodes naturally, you'll deal shit damage and won't take down the enemy in one hit. Meaning that you have to properly judge both your aim and the distance at all times to get proper hits in. With other weapons you are at the very least allowed to outright hit the enemies straight on.
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>>183710830
>Caring about sneakers
>Knowing anything about what I assume is an internet personality
Are you a nigger or do you just really want to be a nigger
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>>183711089
actually, blasters need to be precice with their aim constantly. if their shots clip the ground or a wall the shots fizzle and do almost no damage and lay less ink
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>>183683510
I have tried but I really cant get it. I am used to using M+KB so I am thinking of trying 2x joycons.

Can I be a sniper without motion controls?
What kind of sensitivity is good?
Why the fuck is Y axis disabled with motion?
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>tfw too intelligent to use chargers
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>>183709850
no ink wall and worst special in game does it no favours
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>>183711447
>Run Speed Main + Swim Speed Up brand
the go fast shoes, too bad they look like potatoes
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>>183711089
>I can't aim so I need the game to aim for me
>blasters literally ohko people on direct hit
its literally the I can aim better than you weapon
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>>183711282
he smells them haha
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>>183711595
>tfw charger main
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>>183711682
Sprinkler is still good, but that Stingray....
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>>183711792
Thing is most people I see who use them never get direct hits.
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Did they nerf the Carbon's range again or does it just no longer do 100 damage at point blank range?
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>>183711478
I actually am black. Not a nigger though.
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>>183710307
SZ B-
TC C
RM A-
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>>183711726
No, I meant
>Oyster Clogs
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Does anyone know how big of a penalty you can stack on someone with 3 respawn punishers?
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This is your fellow S rank teammates for tonight: aerospray, dualies, inkbrush

How upset are you at your free loss?
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>>183711923
it seems fine, the biggest issue is you no longer have burst bombs so you cant flick into burst for guaranteed kills which really kills your effective range. But nothing is more fun for retarded close range chaos.
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Fresh level 10 here, anything I should know before I jump into ranked?
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>>183712352
don't be a pussy and get the fuck in there
>>
How does drop roll work? half the time I try it nothing happens.
>>
>was scared splattling would be ruined by that dumb shit sting ray
>actually managed to git gud with the stringray
Good things come to those who wait.
>>
Why does everyone post about the wrong shit to use in ranked and never the right shit?
>>
Inkjet vs Inkjet is a Pharah duel.
>>
what do amiibos do other than save you settings and get you their one special gear set?
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>>183710307
>SZ: B
>TC: B-
>RM: NA

Haven't been around when RM is on
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>>183712352
The Splat Fields are where regular splat kids evolve into super splat kids.
Now go! And splat towards your future!
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>>183712676
dumb overcuck
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>>183712229
Apparently they did nerf the splash damage, since they want you to jump flick with it now. Does more damage with jump flicks than grounded.
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>>183712495
Tilt the stick left right down the entire jump and you'll move that direction
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>having to play with shitters and babies that do 0 kills
JUST FUCK ME
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>KO'd a team on port mackerel rainmaker in less than a minute
LMAO, do people still not know to just give up and back away from the rain maker shield sometimes?
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>>183712746
I would have said "Spinfusor fight" but I doubt any you fags played that game.
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>can't kill people slightly above you with splashdown

feels bad man
>>
>>183712775
the kill range on a jump fling is about 1.2 lines and the kill range on the ground flick is about 1 line from just a quick test, of course you also have to directly line it up too or else they'll get hit for about 80-90%.

I'll have to relook at Splatoon 1's carbon roller
>>
>>183712910
>now pretending that Tribes wasn't huge here

Dumb overcuck
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>>183712672
They don't know shit, they just don't want to take any responsibility for losing. Notice how it's almost always different weapons.
>>
Can I just have the Wasabi Splattershot back?
>>
Is there a high quality soundtrack rip anywhere yet?
>>
>Gals nerfed
>Dynamos nerfed
>Rollers nerfed
>Splattershot untouched
>Chargers buffed
jesus fucking christ why did they nerf my favorite weapons!
>>
>>183713147
yes
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>Guy inking our spawn on rainmaker
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>pick up the rainmaker
>charger nearby is very clearly sitting in one spot and waiting for me to peek out
>signal teammates towards me to deal with them
>teammates completely ignore me and get fucked by a carbon roller

I pray to god B rank isn't anything like this. I'm tired of having to carry so much.
>>
>>183713161

>Gals nerfed

How?
>>
>>183707845
There was a bug in the first game which let you add slots and reroll for free which they patched out relatively early so I imagine this will too
>>
>>183711463
Haha what
Please stop spouting bullshit, the blaster direct hits one shot. The AoE doesn't.
>>
>>183713161
>>Rollers nerfed
They actually have more range and are more versatile now in general. They just nerfed the dynamo style fuck everything.
>>
GIVE SALMON RUN BACK

REEEE
>>
>>183713426
its nice being able to paint up walls with Rollers to get onto gratings
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>>183712775
Where'd you find this
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>>183713218
>tfw you forget you're playing splat zones and not turf war and paint your base
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>>183713426
Rollers suck now even with the change

Half the time it will do a verticle flick even if it's not intentional. The carbon roller is good as dead with the change too
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r8 this woomy
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>>183713731
Give me your beret
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>>183713731
I rate it a hon hon squaghette/10
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place your bets /ink/
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>>183713426
Yeah, they can't kill shit anymore with their jump flicks thanks to the vertical shit box.
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>>183713820
Just sit on it until you get enough subs.
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>>183711089
You just described the Octobrush, not the Blaster.
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>>183713246
I'm still baffled by the fact that people still seem to not understand that when I say TO ME I mean get your ass over here because I need help or because this is a safer spot for you.
>>
>salmon run
>wave 3
>3 team mates dead
>boss salmons on all sides with steel eels separating their lifebuoys
>take my pick to save one
>get splatted afterwards but it's fine, he'll save the rest easily now that I have rescued him
>he disconnects
>we lose instantly
Why did I have to rescue the one who was going to disconnect? Anyone else and we would have won for sure.
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rate this woomy
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>>183713940
is that a pidgey
>>
>shops have 40K worth of decent gear to buy today
>no salmon run free money

Its like they planned this shit
>>
>>183708203
>Nikes
Have you SEEN the sole of the shoe? Obviously adidas.
>>
>>183713880
Then fling first and then jump. If you can't aim worth shit.
And do proper vertical swings once you've gotten good.
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>>183713669
Inki
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>>183713940
Trash
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>>183713940
Pretty cute woomy. I am sure her parents are proud.
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>>183713882
You can slot in even if something is already in the slot so no need. It does cost 30 of them for gear like that though.
>>
>>183714015
>>183713940
What the fuck that does look like a pidgey
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>Teammate brings the rainmaker to your base then dies
>They grab it and cap because he died right next to your cap point
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>>183714061
It's nerfed and shit
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>>183713940
put some pants on that woomy, is she leaving the house like that
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>>183714495
So do proper jump attacks and utilize the added range.
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is it me or is the carbon just not good for inking?
i only get about 500 points each round
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>>183714557
>Willingly playing as a niggo
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>>183714557
go back to kenya
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>>183714689
>>183714731
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>>183714903
>>183714903
>>183714903
>>183714903
>>183714903
NEW THREAD
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>>183714680
It's an assassin weapon

Supposed to go around and just kill with it but without damage up and the new vertical flicks that's pretty hard
>>
I had this game pre-ordered and picked it up on the day of the release.

I just started playing a few minutes ago and I cannot play because my connection is so shitty.

How much bandwidth does this game take up?
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>Play rainmaker
>Every game is my team stomping the other team into the dirt in 10 seconds or the other team stomping my team in 10 seconds
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>>183714997
Check your nat type... Internet settings, check internet connection... Anything below A type is bad.

Give the switch a static ip and DMZ it.
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All right squids, which of these is the fresh-est
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>>183704894
I would assume Marina would use an octoshot, since it's the weapon most Octolings use.
>>
I LOVE that you can finally swim in the trees now!
>>
>>183713118
The Inkstrike is gone. What would you replace it?
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