Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>182812351
ded game

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Slacks is fucking disgusting.

Him being a headliner personality is a fucking stain to the game. His persona is abrasive as fuck, he's a funny-noise guy which would be fine if he actually good at it, and his whole deal is being loud, inflammatory, and saying awful things. He's not even fucking smart when he says outrageous offensive shit; it's dumb lowest-common-denominator crap.

I'm fine if you like that sort of shit; there is a place for that for that audience. But you don't give a dipshit like that a fucking OFFICIAL platform at the International. It's goddamn unprofessional the things that comes out of that man's mouth.

I'm sitting there at TI 2016 and this retard is there in an official capacity with zero improv skills and professional conduct. At absolutely no time were you convinced his schtick was an act; he is actually that horrible and for some fucking reason people love him for it. Fat jokes and racism - his repertoire is pathetic.

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ENVY IS THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND

PERFECT
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>game servers work like super shit
>matchamking is trash because low prio pool and shadowpool got wiped out
>shitty 200mb updates almost everyday
>Game fucks up constantly due to these
>Conneting to the dota 2 coordinator...
>Cant open my treasures
>Can´t even enjoy battle cup becuase i got matches with 2k br niggers who got stomped by a bloodseeker because buying a TP is hard even though its 50g and gets lowered each patch.
>Cosmetics are garbage
>DRM on hats
>Can´t sell, trade or gift most of these to my friends or randoms to get the ones i want
>Balance is dogshit
>PMS exists
>They think having a 21mil prizepool means anything they are actually putting less effort in to they stuff they are making and adding more paywalls and hurdles
>Source 2 hasn´t improved anything at all and further ruined the games original aesthetic along with thie shitty hats they are shitting out constantly

Defend.
This.
shitty.
fucking.
game.
I honestly dare you to give me valid reasons as to why this is acceptable.

>>182812795
it's FREE

>Templar Assassin
>Puck
>Queen of Pain
>Ember Spirit
>Ursa
>Meepo
r8

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Guys i'm trying to chose my Cosplayfu
Kleophina or Rehab
On the one hand, kleo has the cutest fucking nose jesus christ
On the other, Rehab did Necro And ET, so she's obviously cool as fuck

>>182812795
don't worry with the source 2 being a complete failure, they're moving on to a new engine. this new engine will SPECIFICALLY run for ONLY Dota 2. with that being the main focus they will fix everything.

>>182812795
>game servers work like super shit
Not for me
>matchamking is trash because low prio pool and shadowpool got wiped out
Couldn't care less because i play with friends
>shitty 200mb updates almost everyday
Don't care, i have good internet
>Game fucks up constantly due to these
They get fixed immediately
>Conneting to the dota 2 coordinator...
Never a problem, sometimes happen, wait for 15 minutes and then it's back
>Cant open my treasures
Don't have compendium
>Can´t even enjoy battle cup becuase i got matches with 2k br niggers who got stomped by a bloodseeker because buying a TP is hard even though its 50g and gets lowered each patch.
I dont know why are you playing the battle cup with unknown people
>Cosmetics are garbage
Not every one
>DRM on hats
what?
>Can´t sell, trade or gift most of these to my friends or randoms to get the ones i want
first point i agree
>Balance is dogshit
no?
>PMS exists
please dont tell me PMS means poor man shield and that you are complaing about an item
>They think having a 21mil prizepool means anything they are actually putting less effort in to they stuff they are making and adding more paywalls and hurdles
who honestly cares
>Source 2 hasn´t improved anything at all and further ruined the games original aesthetic along with thie shitty hats they are shitting out constantly
Source 2 actually improved my FPS by a lot, don't know why havent for you

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>>182812971
There is only one correct answer

>>182813197
>playing with friendz
t. 1.2k solo mmr

>>182812631
source

>>182813380
not an argument

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How many good boy points do you have?

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guess the hero (this is 7 minutes in)

>Jugg aghs rework
fifth spell
same but separate CD and mana cost as healing ward
you generate healing ward aura at half values (2.5% max hp/s) for 10s
how did I do senpai

>>182814156
>its another lets check envy's stream because dotards are unoriginal episode

this meme is getting pretty old desu senpai

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>>182812971
>not going for /ourtrap/

>>182814156
Slark

>>182814156
Tmbersaw

>>182814262
i wattch him (through livestreamer so he doesn't get any views) because seeing him lose horribly is sexual for me

>>182813435
sunsfan/moonduck

>>182812421
Imo slacks has the fanbase (as disgusting as they may be) to earn a pass to the event but he really shouldn't be on casts/the analysts desk/the panel.

Maybe throw him in for clownier things like interviews or all stars (I'd enjoy a serious all pro no fan all stars with actual casters, but if its gonna be a fan shitshow, may as well go full retard) to please his fanbase. Just keep him away from real dota, for the love of fucking god

>>182814156
This is an acceptable timber build, maybe no boots because timber chain is doing well for him?

>>182815726
nice try but that's envy's new epic slark build

>>182814262
no one here actually plays the game

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I'll hold your ass to the fire...

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I unironically do not even play this game. I've played maybe 100 games in the past year.

I only watch it for e-sports and shitpost here in d2g.

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>>182816652

>>182816652
i only play the game and never shitpost about esports because the only team i like wont win ti

>another update
>press play
>doesn't download anything just has my disk usage spike
>Time Remaining: 1 h 3 m

>>182816496
did that anon ever report back?

>>182817363
nope

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>Queue into the same feeding faggot twice
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN?

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>>182817059
>it started downloading 9.3GB

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>>182812795
>opinions

>>182817603
i FUCKING TOLD YOU IN PREVIOUS THREAD dota just started redownloading itself and then i got this error message
game info file does not specify a steam app id

then i verified game files and now its downloading 4.5gb

>>182817363
No but i tried it it burned like fuck not doing again desu.

>>182817512
>not waiting a few minutes to dodge

Your own fault faggot

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>>182818278
60 GORRILIOON DOLARIDOOES AND SERVERS ARE FUCKED ALL WEEK AND NOW THIS SHIT AFTER RELEASING THE WORST IMMORTALS IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND THAT HAD AN ESCALATION BUG

>>182818429
do you still lose mmr for dodging

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Why aren't you playing me mid?

>>182818597
>get sunstriked
>die
me too

>>182818548
the fuck? he meant waiting 10 minutes so you dont requeue with the same people

>>182818548
no you just don't queue immediately
get some water, do some pushups , etc

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>>182818683
>21 base STR
>2.2 STR gain

>>182818747
Or watch an episode of anime

>>182818956
Rather kill myself tbqh

>>182818747
i got the same feeding game ruiner in 4 of my games last night and the games were like 2 hours apart.

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>>182818747
or make some pop n chicken

>>182819068
>authentico
>school lunch

>>182819068
tendies or I riot

>>182816070
NEXT FUCKING LEVEL, THIS ENVY

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>Leffen

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dead game dotards

>>182819375
>melee
Literally the worst game at evo

>>182819916
It's too good to be at evo..

>>182819768
do other generals endure literaly shitposting when they get real deep in the catalog?

>>182820001
ur lucky thats the clean version of that image

>>182820304
she's gonna make a bigger mess if she spanks her :(

>>182820370
hot

>>182819375
ah rare gustavs for my dank memoire

>>182820001
diapers are part of diaper2general history
>tfw no bf to diaper you in lane

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>OG losing to Cap stack
Will it happen?

>>182819068
>not the hamburger mac
fuckin plebeeee, do you even michelinas

post webms senpaitachi

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>>182821343

>morphling will never be a tsunami terror at ti again
JUST

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>>182820001
>report everyone who adelaide/anime posts
>the starcraft general faggots who dead game posts come back while everyone is bored puling our their modem to get a new IP to undo the ban they just got so theY play dota instead of continuing to shitpost on /d2g/. Meanwhile


DAD GEM DOUGHTURDS!

>2 peruvians highlight offlane
>Pick Wraith King and Faceless Void
>Both autoattack
>Supporting safelane spectre as winter wyvern
>Void and Wraith immediately start feeding their safelane solo bristleback
>Hear double kill every few minutes because bristle literally walks at them under tower
>Teleport bottom after successfully ganking mid to save their lane after they feed for 4 minutes straight
>Both of them die while I try to slow bristle when he tower dives but I can't stop him because he's already gotten EIGHT kills
>Void says "reporten kaka wyvern no heal" and wraith says "reporten"
>stop hanging their lane, sticking to mid and safelane
>neither of them get above level twelve in a forty minute game
>combined they fed more than three quarters of the enemy's kills
>They shit talk me in Spanish for ten minutes even though I always had wards up and did well
>of course they're the only two south Americans on my team
>the other teammates are English speaking and very friendly, commending me

There needs to be a fucking region lock

>>182822097
you are the only constant

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>>182821343

I'm trying to play as many ranked games as I can before TI7 is over because I think they're gonna nerf Treant hard. I instanlock and take him offlane. At my MMR, courier kills are super easy. My winrate with him is 69.37%, but that doesn't mean much because my MMR is trash.

>>182818597
>Play shadow demon mid
>hit q, w and 3 stacks of e
>enemy just walks away


oh....

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>>182821946
>play dota instead
NOT SO FAST
*breaks your game*

>>182822205
Actually no, retarded game ruining peruvians are also a constant

Dumbass

>>182822557

I don't get it, explain please.

>>182822664
Every hero in the game right now is a bad version of those 5

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>>182821343

>>182822464
people get to 8k being american and without speaking spanish
whats your excuse dude
>muh brown people
LAMO

>>182822824
who is wisp a bad version of

>>182822824
How is Riki or Pudge goodDisruptor?

>>182822958
You should log off of your cabana, you're going to run out of pesos to buy dinner. Oh who am I kidding, you're probably munching on a rat you found in the street. Nobody wants to hear your opinion Pablo.

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>>182823127
pic related is u

>>182823127
>loses one game due to shitty teammates and immediately claims region locking is a good idea
fun fact friendo, race has very little to do with ability to play the game

git gud

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I want luna to ____ in my mouth

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>>182822664
he is trying to rip off the meta(meme picture) before 7.00

most americans i play with are much lower skilled and more likely to intentionally feed/ruin the game compared to spanish speakers.

>>182823430
Nice try Pablo but you ain't fooling anyone

>>182823430
be careful dude the tripfag might start posting his MAGA cuckoldry images

>>182823263
Indiana is full of shitskins so it pretty much is the same thing

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is everyone watching EVO or something?

>>182823430
>pick brew mid, instead of an offlane PA (she marked it) because of the fact I took the bot rune (dire) She sits mid and tries to contest farm.
>enemy hero kills her once and she tilts and runs directly into mid
>game ends
>same person from last game, on my team AGAIN they do the same thing as last game (I spam brew and go mid if no one else marks it) they sit mid and feed after they die once
>go to their profile to see what they post, see what breeds this kind of brainless, feeding faggot
REPORT ALL SPANISH SPEAKERS
kek, glad I didnt even speak at all both of those games. Less he start blaming americans as wells

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>>182821343

>>182823696
rofl

>>182823871
>tales from 2k

>>182823804
probably
you should be commentating there Maut, would be a good show

>>182822824
But od is better than all of them except for maybe invoker

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>>182823430
Agreed. I'm European, but I sometimes (very seldom) queue in US East for easy wins, and Americans are absolute fucking trash.
They tilt 10 times more easily than any Russian or Peruvian or sandnigger. They start sperging out and blaming everyone else but them for the sorrow they're experiencing. They can't in any way focus on the game because they're too busy flaming and crying the loss of their dead dignity. They will start feeding on purpose and rationalize it or justify it - 'my team is full of people who speak spanish, it's their fault if I'm losing (because it can't possibly be my fault) so I'm going to prove it by making it my fault'.
Nasty people.

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how come it's so hard to carry my team and win if i don't pick one of these 2 heroes? are sluts too powerful?

>>182824180
I fucking wish my friend. 2k you can actually have fun when you pick unconventional picks

>>182824445
yeah you gotta pick only the best to climb in 1k

>>182824180
>being this buttblasted NA players are the worst fucking tilters no matter what bracket you are in

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>Aussies bullying Americans again
we did nothing wrong leave us alone

>>182824661
aussies are cuties

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>>182824546
I wish you the best of luck getting out of your containment bracket, based retard bro.

>>182824752
im 5.8k

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>>182824661
haha holy shit

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>>182824407
>leash

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>>182824810
Of course based retard bro

>>182825234
post ur games against pro players
oh wait you cant

>>182825345
>give advice on how to get out of 1k
>expect others to care

/d2g/

>pick zeus
>win

>>182825785
>pick od
>win
nice game

>>182825785
Teach me senpai

reminder that if you tilt - aka ur gameplay drops >1% - if you get buttflustered at something then you need to quit fucking dota forever and never come back

>>182819768
>>182820001
man in /r6g/ i had to REQUEST the diaper smut. This is great!

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>>182825895
>supports goes on all chat and says you missed one CS and will now contest farm because of it

>tell people to quit if they get mad
>starts getting mad on /d2g/
LMAO JUST FUCKING QUIT DUDE ROFL

>check d2g
>there's no discussion about the scene or the game
thanks valve

How do you do the 4 wards at the start bug? The old method got fixed but I saw it on bulldog's stream yesterday.

>>182826171
i gave up playing today after having to dl like 2 8 GB updates because some intern at Valve doesn't know how to push out an update

What's all this crying i keep seeing about the 3rd immortal chest not dropping shit in the right amount?

>>182825970
best fetish

>support contests farm
>I reply to you about said topic
>ONLY one to reply to you
>you still treat me like I am one of the "hundreds of people that rplied to you" and not even give me a (You)


real fucking tough

>>182826579
confirmed

http://img.booru.org/r6gdrawfriends//images/1/509c405ce54dc4d834c4d3495d80f65698593f09.png

y'all niggas fucked up I swear

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>>182826579
>ywn watch Luna fill up her diapi till it sags to the ground

>opened 42 treasure 3's
>only got the golden weaver once and nothing else
good shit

>>182826171
we should talk more about the grave injustice that is the fact that neither terrorblade nor jakiro got an immortal this time around

>>182827657
>terrorblade will never get cool immortal
>stuck using my arcana and some other mediocre cosmetics
at the arcana is the best in the game

its another episode of " i wont reply directly but the general is so dead that EVERYONE will know who I am tlaking to

>>182818683
>>get sunstriked
literally git gud

>>182827657
i feel like it's the same heroes getting sets all the time.
where the fuck are the ursa sets? huskar? od? oracle? aa? pugna? sd? troll? dk? wk? naix? and so forth.
there's like 5 wyvern sets released this year. and who the fuck needed more sven/slark/sniper and shit

>check /r/dota2
>it filled with treasure complains
How time have changed. It used to be fun talking about upcoming heroes and when will Valve release it. Now it's all about muh cosmetics.

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can anyone give me advice on getting better at ursa?

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>>182827641
recycled my dupes for levels and ended up getting this from another treasure
i guess it worked out in the end

>>182828246
Ursa falls hard late so don't wait too long to end games especially when they have hard carries like spec.

>>182828090
that is valve's fault from listening to leddit
now they never stop complaining

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>>182827986
>2 months into learning 3d modelling
>currently practicing on morphling because he has neutral look
Suggest me 2 heroes and themes. I might make them and submit to workshop

>>182828753
Do a Teutonic themed Dragon Knight

Here is your inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyDKezDLGTM

>>182828597
This. When leddit realized their vocal minority mattered, they took a fucking mile from the inch valve gave them.

Never give an inch to leddit. Never.

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How the fuck do you win with a Tusk on your team?

They all go fucking meme shit items, it's always 4v5 because he's a godawful support hero who does no damge.

Worst fucking hero in the game, hands down. Every other hero has SOME edge or usefulness except him.

>>182829030
>religious theme
I am not so sure. Gaben is kind of against religious related hats.I wonder if i can get away with changing the cross symbol to something else.

>>182829202
used to be decent than pro make him 100% pick. Icefrog just nerf him out of existence instead of buffing other heroes.

>>182829202
you swap the hero to singsing

>>182829202
Unless you have a good Tusk like SingSing he is really a team conditional pick. He needs to snowball to stay relevant late game.

>tfw I'm one game away from breaking out of 3k, all thanks to Rhasta
Why did you guys all tell me to pick carry to get out of the shit tier MMR? It's so much easier to just pick one of the supportcuck heroes with a high winrate on Dotabuff.

>>182829202

Kuroky manages to make it work and have teams ban it against him.

>>182829202
Why the fuck did they change the targeting on ice shards? I am getting really tired of people snowballing into enemies and then putting a wall between them and the enemy. Its like they have no ability to adapt.

>>182829554
>snowball
>:)

>>182829575
>Support two AMs in one night
>They get free farm for 15 min
>30:31
>Still no Mantas, I mean like not one part of it
>Lose

>>182828753
make an oracle that matches the pa arcana. i mean, he gave it to her, it only seems right that he had drew inspiration from a form of his own.

armada or mango?

>pick ursa because it counters literally their entire lineup
>enigma lanes with me, auto attacks lane and pushes in constantly
>od bitches (in spanish) from minute 5 "gg noob ursa" for no apparent reason
>he feeds down mid after we lose a fight
>no one ever puts down stuns when i'm fighting
>they're literally right behind me watching me fight 2 or 3 v1 and not doing anything
this is why i don't play unranked.

at 1.5k and 500 games would it just be more efficient of me to start a new account and play unranked until i'm in high skill? i feel like people at this bracket are actually so braindead that i'm only here because i calibrated at 100 games.

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>>182829554
threadly reminder that singsing is the best offlane tusk in the world

>>182830749
are you implying their arent spics in ranked?

>>182830935
Just do it if you have nothing tied to this account.

>>182831042
there's way fewer. and they dont tilt and feed down mid at ten minutes because a fight went bad.
>>182831081
i have a battle pass and an arcana and a bunch of sets i like though
and more to the point unranked is fucking unbearable. I calibrated at 100 games because people in unranked are actually so retarded that it's impossible to win with them.

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post music for when you're pushing mid with aegis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A-q3TM8kPk

>>182812421
post the webm where fear pushes his mic away.

fucking clown lesbian looking retard who can't spell

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>>182831534
say no more senpai

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just started playing this guy, holy shit is he fun
what was he like during his OP phase?

>>182831321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuCwl6zeQY

ALLIANCE IS BACK

>>182831592
Armlet bear was GOAT to play.

dead thread
dead general
dead game
dead community
dead
dead
dead
dead
D
E
A
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>>182812351
Sauce on the pic?

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>tfw just got home semi drunk from chilling with a few coworkers and ended up putting another 25€ down on Battle Pass levels
Is it time to stop drinking? At least until TI ends. I guess I'll have to have a longer day at work next week to make up for it.

How do I stop being a wageslave and embrace the NEET life?

>>182827657
>tfw all TB sets suck ass
>tfw no cool demon form or weapon

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>>182832195
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/c/c7/Undying_lasthit_02.mp3

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>Alliance winning biggest tournament in Dota
>Alliance winning biggest tournament in Melee (twice)

Fact: Swedes are the most powerful race in the world

>>182830936
marmalade? how you dealing with the Disappearance of Weh Sing?

>>182832010
>Wins Final Match
.Wins Evo yet again
CAN ANYBODY STOP ALLIANCE NOW?
LODA'S HAIRLINE IS GONE AS WE SPEAK

>>182812421
as much of a cunt Puppey is he at least spits some cold hard truths like Slacks being a retard and his fans being easily amused tards

>>182832990
>Losing to TNC - Jimmy
lmao

Post safelane carry music, I'll listen to every track and rate it.

I'll start:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpSnQ30QtKA

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What the fuck is happening to my steam right now

>>182833563
it's a theta

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this is the best the two most handsome dota personalities could do

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>>182833623

How much do you predict the golden hats will be worth on the market once they lose the restriction?

i miss jimmy strim

>>182832409
g1138

>>182833796
lina, pudge = 10-15
ck, weaver = 5
ls = >5

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>>182833283
I'm talking about Alliance, not NiP shitters

How many TIs until this game is legit dead? When will Valve say "Alright the game's seen its Twilight years we're done".

is it worth playing dota again? i quit playing in march 2015 during 6.83 and i got to 4.3k mmr by then. is all the new shit that came after 7.00 good?

also my favorite heroes were lycan, tiny, sven, dk and sb. are these niggas good?

>>182834292
TI benis is the last one

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>tfw you lose to a wyvern
I've reached a new low

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>>182834353
THIS IS A DEAD THREAD

FOR

A DEAD GAME

>>182828753
Zeus with conductor's coattails and long (flowy?) hair or a braids as with [insert Magnus set here]
Void in cloth armor w/ a torn cloak like he were time refugee
arcana edition: Wraith King as a reviving suit of armor

trap meepo cosplay where??

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>Reduce chance for rares in treasure 3
>People find out
>Ummm.... we fixed it guys, was just a glitch, a prank bro
How do they keep getting away with this shit

>>182829202
I dont know man, im the best tusk player in th fucking world and i cant complain, the hero is great

i understand though that people can't play him because it's a hero for good players, not for bad players

if i buy the compendium or whatever is called now what i have to do to unlock the kunkka exclusive item and the wisp arcana? without spending any money except for the compendium itself

>>182834980
level up the compendium with playing or paying

>>182829554
>He needs to snowball to stay relevant late game.
Not really, he's always relevant. People think staying relevant means "do more damage with your crit"

>>182832990
3 swedes at ti

>>182835045
> without spending any money except for the compendium itself

how much do i need to play realistically?

>>182835162
a lot

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>TFW you have to cut back your reaction speed and initiation speed because your team's reaction speed is so fucking slow
90% of my difficulty as an initiator is figuring out how dumb and slow my team is so I don't feed by initiating faster than they can react.

Half of the time I initiate on things in the fog because my game sense is so much better than my team mates.

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>>182834895
BASED

>>182835213
how much a lot? 50 matches?

once things were easier. with the old compendiums everyone could unlock everything.

what about that terrain with squared trees and clear juke spots? that's unexcusable. you can't buy it right?

>>182835310
hahaha i love george carlin
also yeah i do that too. thats why i don't play offlane anymore. i roam position 4 and set up intiations and wait for my team to go in, then i disable silence and slow everybody.

>>182835310
dont think 3 is the position for you

>>182833623
>a jew falling for the racemixing meme

uhh, doturds?

>>182833623
asians make white men feel better about their penis size compared to black mens because asians are smoll

>>182835383
lemonade?

>>182835648
holy shit, is this true?

>>182835383
aids?

>>182835389
>50
closer to 500, you need to consistently do the quests and win big when betting to lvl up faster. Also get lucky in things like predictions, riptide rumble, battle blessing, etc. and you can recycle immortals you dont want for 2 lvls. the 2 sets are at around lvl 200 or something while the set is at around 150. I bought the compendium the day it came out and i'm only at lvl 74 (I could've tried harder to lvl up tho)

Everything you earn is with levels, which like I said efore, you can grind them pr buy them

>>182833743
MEN LIE

>>182835884
>>182835389

>the set is at around 150

I meant the terrain

>>182835648
yeah all asian countrymen have tiny dicks
this is why all the stats that say 5" or so is "average" are fucked, too many asians in the world to bring the average down
Real average is like 7" for white men

>>182835884
fuck this shit

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>>182836143
glad to be of service

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Alright then. Once and for all, what is this years /d2g/ approved "favorite" team?

>>182836295
OG :^)

>>182833512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiOu8xOKmww

>>182836295
EG

>>182836295
Sing stack

>>182836295
Virtus pro is the only right answer

>>182836295
DC

>>182836295
navi

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>>182836295
N P

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>this guy loads into your game and marks carry

What do you do dotards?

>>182836295
NP

>>182836295
planet dog shit

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this guy is on your 5.5k average mmr team and demands mid, what do you do?

>>182836295
iG.V breh

how much do you think treasure 3 items will sell for? i'm wondering if it's worth recycling them for levels or not

>>182837026
>most played hero on only 25 matches
Wat?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/bart_r/

What a faggot

>>182837148
i got everything from 20 chests and im sitting on 36 more, just gonna hold them for the year, probebly gonna get like 100-120 bucks

>>182837248
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>182836295
I'm an EG fan since the jeyo days but I think it's either DC, Planet Dog or TNC, we at the gulag have always been rooting for the underdogs because fucking lebbit has claimed every other team

>>182836295
DC
>LEGENDARY Mason
>Abed to piss off reddit and real10kfags
>Bulba to piss off reddit even more
>Best of MVP is there

>>182837347
pleease fucking kill yourself

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How do I play dota if I have shaky hands? It gets almost impossible to last hit.

I usually fix it by drinking alcohol but I don't always have that available.

>lurk playdota heroes suggestion
>there's weekly/monthly hero suggestion contest
>every week there's unique hero introduced
>hero that has similar mechanic like troll warlod except it gain health capacity with every attack
>alchemist 2.0 where you can mix and throw potion. Think invoker but with potions. Potion that can make enemy's drunk, potion that can explode and leave trail(leave big splodge in the direction of blink hero), potion that empower creeps or allies to help pushing the tower
>yet none of the heroes are made
>we get monkey king because chink chong chopstick
>every new hero is always come with cosmetics shove down your throat
>actual content is actually stagnate to the point there's nothing to discuss but the same old shit
>talents are just straight up stats that fix bad heroes.
FUCK VALVE AND FUCK YOU !

>>182837347
kill yourself faggot

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>>182837347
>deleted

>>182836295
I like liquid. I have always think mind control fuck things up back in TI6. Never like EE, he's a fucking autist that can't hold his tounge. One day, he's brutally honest comment gonna bite him in the ass hard.

>>182837496
>>182837705
>>182837779
what did he posted

>>182837690
g'day mate cheers

>>182837835
some trap sucking 2 dicks

>>182837979
don't forget he was taking one in the ass too

it's still up on the archive

>>182838051
>>182837979
how disgusting

>>182837248
who posted this, i heard this guy is a good player

>>182837979
>>182838051
one on one is the best and group sex is disgusting

>>182838296
Paparazi

when is rage buybacking not funny?

>>182819768
>diaper
so close to being good

>>182839648
when you lose to them

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>>182839927
>rage bb twice in laneing phase cause mad at jungle np or some shit
>win anyway

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>>182839648
Never.

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>>182836295
The only GOOD team

>>182840225
this is so infuriating
I'm 2k and even I know to use the stun

>>182840225
When is trashtalking not funny?

>>182840225
which region is this?
When I play all I get are peruvians and people with profile levels over 100 and at least 6000 matches

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anyone know more customs like king wen's legend hero and guarding athena?
chinese wave defense
together we stand is shit

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>ywn watch sinned get blacked infront on bulldog

>1.5k
>made a new account
>one game in normal
>stomped and immediately got into high skill
>but not good enough to win in high skill
*panic*

>>182842360
thats the system checking to see if you're smurfing

i tried smurfing on an old 2k mmr account and i have lost 3 games in a row

uhh

im 5k cm picker

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Why do I always get upset when I get flamed?

How do I stop being a little bitch and stop caring?

>>182843269
Why do you let something some irrelevant person says get to you? Just ignore it.

>>182843624
Mental issues

>>182843002
You'd be in 2-3k if this game had seasons. So would every omni cuck spammer and every meta hero spammer in general. Only reason I even managed to climb into 4.2k (and still climbing) is because I spammed storm/lesh previously and now recently arc/visage/veno, I don't even feel proud of it but I do it because I know as long as I grind out games with these heroes my winrate will continue to be 55%+

My hero pool is so pathetically low yet I'm higher mmr than like 85% of this game's playerbase because the mmr system allows for shit like this to happen

>>182843269
Just remember 90% of the dota playerbase are 3rd worlders, would you be upset at someone being rude to you if you knew they didn't have a flushed toilet in their home?

>>182843269
stop being a little pussy bitch faggot

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why is she so perfect bros?

>abandon first game since 2-3 months
>goodboi points drop from 8+k to 7k
>suddenly getting matched with worst SCUM in the world like intentional feeders and there's not a single english speaker
goodboy points aren't a meme i guess
suddenly picking support or roaming hero is free loss with these niggers

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>go to reddit
>it's okay if you spend thousands of dollars and get nothing
>it's okay when Gaben fuck you in the ass
>you should feel grateful playing this free games
reddit really are full of cucks.

>>182843269
Mute. In most of cases they are retards worse than you.

>>182842620
i'm just trying to get out of the true and utter trench

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How do i check my behavior score again?, i think i got banned since i can't find any ranked games.

>>182843687
i actually dont pick any meta heroes ever, i usually random or pick cm.

>be 4.9k mmr
>play a 4.3k average game
>always comes a retard that first pick a core and steal my lane

why the flying fuck do people not let the higuest mmr pick the role he wants?

Reminder to vote for our /boygirl/ TA for the arcanabowl

>>182844246
>be 2k
>spend so much time playing peruvians
>stop feeling angry anymore
>played a game on Sunday morning because i am dead inside
>lost a game where we had networth advantages
>didn't even care anymore
I think dota2 isn't the game for me anymore. You can't get angry. You can't get emotionally and economically invested. Thank you reddit you really did it.

>>182844434
Type developer 1 then start typing account into the console, think the command goes dota_account_debug or some shit, it should be something similar in there when you start writing account in the console as an offer

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>>182844676
>literally wasting your time

wew

>>182844508
yes but you can literally pick nothing but CM and jerk off with one hand and still retain a 50%+ winrate in this game, same goes for other supports. I can pick veno, completely ignore my team and push the safelane like a madman and win the majority of my games even while tilting my team, I could probably do it while jerking off as well not even memeing

>>182844607
>not be a mid laner
>play exclusively broken hero of the season
btw razor is a really good mid now that lina is in the shitter.

>>182844761
>not be a mid laner

How do you deal against 3 heroes ganking mid if your supps are retards that doesn't give a fuck about the mid lane?

Am i the only one who wants sf not to be a hard hitting hero but a high spell damage dealer
I would remove his souls damage talent and add razes damage instead

>>182844835
you farm woods

reminder if you are a gameshitter, you are a subhuman thirdworld piece of garbage

>>182844869
he already has both wtf are you on?

>>182844869
he's supposed to be glass cannon, don't change what isn't broken

>>182844835
you dumpster them as if you are miracle.

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Post cute Spectres!

>>182844282
if you actually spend money on the goypendium you're a fucking spastic who deserves to lose money anyways. Just wait to buy the cosmetics you want off the marketplace when they're available it's literally 5 times cheaper that way as well you impatient mongoloid

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>>182845061
Liquid will win TI7. Chinks won't make it to top3

>be support player
>actively dislike playing core
>can't win solo games because retard cores
>play battlecup with friends +2 tiers above you
>win first two games pretty well
>win grand finals down megas because your mid invoker isn't a moron and does 120k dmg
it really is just the retards around me huh

>>182845231
>i get carried by good players
>i pick support because i can't last hit and doesn't have the brain cells to combo/land some spells
okay

>>182845184
i just bought the battlepass but reading reddit defending Valve in its jewing really activated my almond.

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>>182845061

>>182845619
Reddit praises Slacks and pushes for him to be at every TI, I'm pretty sure that tells you how much of a cesspool they've always been, anon

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>random picks death prophet
>steal mid lane
>feed firstblood
>steal farm whenever possible
>refuse to cooperate in every possible aspect of the game
>solo shrine
>blocking stacks
>solo pushing while we get 4 man stomped

Honestly how can peruvians be so fucking disgusting I do hope peru gets nuked by Trump.

>>182844952
i am a thirdworld subhuman and i don't play the game

>>182845837
why are obsessed about him that you mention him out of your ass

Got any esports?

>>182845998
twitch
tv/pgl

>>182845956
I mentioned one of many reasons why the dota subreddit is godawful. Don't be mad I insulted your favorite shitty dota personality that panders to idiots exactly like the ones that inhabit the dota reddit

>>182845837
I don't know how people find him funny. He's loud, out-of-character act, crude, non-subtle in his delivery and very very annoying. I guess the good thing is he's licking Valve's balls.

I really miss James. Sometimes his joke could be over the top but it feels organic and isn't forced. I remember that one time he lead hotbid to tell a story about Loda and his passion about monkey. It was pure gold.

>>182814156
>Do less dark pact damage to yourself
>Still no HP pool
K

>>182846078
>first pick earth spirit
>countered so hard by every hero
>and no one tried to go for kills and just pussied in every lane i went to
>that i am level 8 at 35 minutes
>and my scoreline is awful
i must be fucking tired and tilted because i never perform this badly

>>182844694

[Developer] player_behavior_seq_num_last_report: 3099
[Developer] player_behavior_score_last_report: 3405
[Developer] player_behavior_report_old_data: true

How cancerous Am I?

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>>182845837
>>182846078
*blocks your path with a neuroscience degree*

>>182846301
just buy midas desu

>>182837518
You need to do stretching excersizes for your hands and forearms, to start fixing it.
Like 20-30 seconds each excersize, or 10-15 repetitions, like 3 times a day.

>>182830176
>AM builds manta
>pops it immediately
>gets silenced and dies

every time

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>"Kill 2/3/4 towers as a team before you lose one."
How do I do this if I don't have any friends? Is it just a numbers game and I should spam some early push hero, while hoping one of my teammates has a similar agenda, until I luck out and get it done after god knows how many attempts?
Which heroes would be ideal for that purpose?

I guess I could just focus on the other quests I have left, until seeing a promising lineup.

>>182846509
at 35 minutes i had boots wind lace cloak.

>>182846405
Jesus.
I'm 5k behavior score and every game is 40 minutes of arguments.

>>182847129
you can always use ulti to farm

>>182846862
You don't.
Even if you pick Jakiro and go mid, you are at the mercy of not getting ganked, and the enemy mid leaving to heal/jungle/gank.
Even if you pick Chen, you are still at the mercy of needing to hit level 3 somewhat fast, and then go to a lane and have the person in lane cooperate in pushing it.
As Terrorblade, you still need a passive game to happen, before you have enough stats(and treads), and illusion levels: Before you can micro illusions into killing ranged creeps, and then some times after leave jungle and go there yourself.

If you get really lucky, you end up in a stupidly passive game where nobody takes towers.

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What the fuck even is this thread

Like do you people actually unironically want to be turned into a child MoBA skeleton so you can be fucked or "bred" by people from /d2g/ or you yourself fuck an /d2g/ user that has been turned into a little girl skeleton? Do you realize how ridiculous that is
This is by far the most degenerate general on /vg/ I mean it combines fucking pedophilia, transformation, beastiality and/or necrophilia and whatever other fetshes you might have and Tbh I gagged a lil bit upon discovering this thread
Please consider psychiatric help and reevaluate your life of you unironically browse this general and look at loli pugna pictures

>>182846862
Furion Offlane vs a melee core

dude how do i win in high skill

>>182847312
this shitposting is actually really tame compared to most generals, especially for it's size. No idea why you're bitching when there hasn't been a significant update to talk and theory about in a long time. You sound like someone straight from leddit which honestly wouldn't surprise me

>major is live
>csgog is still ded
what went wrong dotards

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>1/11 free farm carry necro with shadowblade and no other items 30 minute into the game blames me for loss
jesus christ 4k bracket is so inflated, im starting to regret coming back into the game after such long time
what mid hero is FREE win now? I was thinking about Invoker but i preferred him when he could manfight shitters with 2 forge spirits at lvl 9

>>182848013
Lina

>>182848013
arc/storm/lina/huskar (depends on draft)

>>182848013
arc warden

>>182848154
>arc
didn't he receive like shitload of nerfs? But i must admit that i kinda dig the idea of hero that can not only dominate mid but also splitpush when game goes full retard.
I hate these moments when someone in my team suddenly unleashes his autism and says that if we dont 5 man push into some aoe ult team we will lose