Winter wonder edition!
OT: >>182056332
Think I'm done watching dunkey's videos
Steadily grown to become completely reddit
lulu won
>>182069840
ily kevin
Why is Sona such a superior waifu?
>>182070231
She's not
>>182070057
Dunkey's videos have been garbage for a very long time, how did you watch his videos until now?
Best girl.
Best body.
Best wife.
>>182070345
She is!
Hey guys, how you doin
>>182070465
>prefection fox right next to her
i dont think you're helping your argument
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>182070364
I don't know really I haven't liked them for a while
>>182070231
why is that emiru in the middle
xth for Syndra
>>182070364
his E3-wrapups do a pretty good job of cutting out the advertising nonsense and giving you a proper TLDR desu
>>182070553
Do you mean "with"?
>>182070627
Crowbcat videos do it a million times better
>this
>highest vision score in game of 71
>still a+
>>182070372
>>182070553
Back the HECK off!
xth for breast metal waifu
i got from bronze 2 to gold 5 in a month
AMA
F
;_;7
>>182070708
>>182070797
omega squad when
>>182070545
>ultra-mega-slut
>perfection
Mummy champion when?
>>182070979
>the same nigger from years ago, i posted ahri cropped from that with a filename insulting sona is still here
>im still here
fuck
>>182070964
pool party when?
>>182071017
What is Amumu?
European here. What are the top 10 painless suicide methods?
>>182071017
amumu
>>182070935
Do you guys ever regret the number of hours you've spent playing this game?
>>182071017
why doesn't amumu count
>americucks are still delusional
>>182071102
>I'm still here giving advice to Golds trying to climb like I was in Season 3
shit son
braum or tahm kench?
>>182071253
No, I've been having fun
Has there been a pure mech champ? I'm not talking about skins or anything.
>>182071102
"breast waifu" is more than 3 years old now
>>182071269
it's a mad world my dude
>start watching trap porn thanks to 4chan
>find it hot as fuck but feel disgusted after I cum because I'm not gay
>start watching girls (female) getting fucked in the ass instead
>find it even hotter and still feel pretty good after cumming
wew I dodged a bullet lads
league of legends
>>182071214
I heard getting beheaded by a Muslim is pretty popular in EU nowadays
>>182071273
>Good support that is fun and powerful
>Bad support that is a boring one-note character after they gutted his ability to do any damage whatsoever
>>182071329
blitzcrank, orianna
>>182071415
Those are humans turned into robots. I'm talking pure crafted robots for the purpose of being the MC.
>>182071336
that's about how long i've been posting too. what a coincidence :^)
>>182071375
>because im not gay
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>182071269
>I'm still here
>Raffs is not
>>182071329
are you retarded
>>182071512
>Blitzcrank turned into a robot
>Orianna turned into a robot
VIKTOR was turned into a robot.
Blitz and Ori were built.
>>182071375
No you're gay
>>182071512
What? No they aren't.
Orianna was made in the image of a human, but she's a robot
Blitzcrank is obviously a robot
So NA > EU?
Without the memes, and with serious talk, why EU can produce decent-low tier junglers, godlike mid laners and absolute shit top/bot players?
>>182071375
fucking loser lol
>>182071604
Cause EU is shit
EU produced 3 good mids and they're all NA
Analyze this image, what does it tell you other that corki made 73k damage to champions
>>182071551
>Missing an abrasive attention whore
>>182071253
why did they put skulls on everything
>>182071390
wrong, its getting run over by a truck of peace thats all the rage this season
>>182071753
cool, everyone's already seen them. go away
>>182071786
because they didn't know that spooky skeletons are illegal in china.
>>182071405
is kench at least fun in normals?
>>182071368
>less than 10% of europeans are non-white
>>182071273
This guy is right. Braum does no damage and your only real choice is Tahm.
>>182071931
Get the fuck out of my chatroom.
>>182072020
No.
He can't solo lane and supporting with him amounts to maybe occasionally stunning someone with Q and just Wing your teammates constantly.
Is Sven the best jungler on NA?
>>182071214
Play league against NA
>>182072046
Why is tahm so fair?
>>182072113
No and it's not close
>>182071539
>>182071589
>>182071654
>t. trapfags
>>182072113
nope, the best jungle and the best Lee Sin are now Micheal "MikeYeung" Yeung, jungler for Phoenix1 gaming.
NEVER EVER.
>>182072207
>he'll never feel a thin yet flexible and enthusiastic boy squirm beneath him
I feel bad for you, desu
>>182071273
i main braum and tahm and honestly find them equally fun
in lane they can both be really strong
braum feels better in teamfights though because his passive is op
>>182071390
>>182072147
>>182071857
>>182072301
I loved this item but its only useful the first time you use because once the enemy team knows you have it its dead
>losing nonstop 2 days in a row playing nothing butsupp
how do i end my suffering?
Just got demonted from gold 5 to silver 1. I suck ass at everything i do and in the games i start doing good my teammates start playing badly.
I need a character to climb and fix my mmr. I would even become a meta slut if that is what it takes to fix my mmr.
Please /lolg/ help me i dont know what to do
>>182072442
>forgot about the passive which allows you to mask the item icon as something else
>>182072214
>Sven gets Lee
>steals the baron
>goes out
>and gets a kill on back
Explain how is he isn't the best. To do this, you have to be perfect.
>>182072567
He was playing against EU
Not as impressive as it seems
>>182072567
>explain how he isn't the best, he can even do this play that every other lee sin in competitive does because lee's kit is overloaded!
He's not the best because MikeYeung is better. Better invades, better ganks, better farming, higher average KDA and KP. Sven gets carried by his time more often than not.
>>182072520
I heard you need to drop to silver 5 elo before you can drop out of gold 5. How did you manage that?
>>182072520
>pick one champ
>play only that champ
you will lose a lot at the beginning but around 50 games you should get a positive winrate and start climbing, don't give up and just focus on yourself
>>182072726
Minuteman is so fucking underrated
I feel like i'm playing diana wrong can someone help? my farm feels so low and i feel like I have no sustain
>>182072520
get good. No really, like actually review why you lost every game WITHOUT ever looking at what your team did. Look solely at what you did. Did you die in lane? Learn the matchup and dont make the same mistake. Did you die to a gank? Learn how people posture in response to jungler being ready to gank. Its blatantly obvious in low when enemy jungler is about to gank because the enemy laner will randomly walk into the creep wave to start dealing damage
>>182072187
Because he has clearly defined weaknesses. If you let Tahm gapclose and triple-stack you, you deserve to get FROGGED.
If you want to bumfuck Tahm and don't want to put in any kind of effort, just pick the one champion that has even less mobility and even more brute fatness.Illaoi.
>>182072764
TSM MY when?
Do you think brother ape will pull out the wallet for him?
>tfw no Syndra to step on my faceJogging in a forest and seeing a waterfall after that is a really breathtaking
moment.
>>182072301
good that I didnt play league when this item existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P2Xll1i4Ts
Who even builds this shit?
what can i do if i dont trust team to go in when i go in?
>>182072937
i do
>>182071253
>DFG
sad!
>>182072726
In order of quality:
Sultan
Minuteman
Base
Spooky
Toy Soldier
Sailor
Commando
Prove me wrong.
>>182072846
play her more, try to understand certain matchups, look at youtube for help if you can't figure out what to do, passion it is
>>182072937
>build it if the enemy team has cassiopeia: the item
>>182073012
>toy soldier
>not the best
look at his run!
>>182072873
both MY and sven are signed to their respective teams until next november according to their contracts. here is riot's official player contract spreadsheet, shows every player and coach in every region
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Y7k5kQ2AegbuyiGwEPsa62e883FYVtHqr6UVut9RC4o/pubhtml#
>>182072846
wait for buffs, p will restore mana soon
>>182072937
SV is STILL better unless in the extremely niche case of those few champions like karthus corki and whatever
>>182072937
op against corki for example, good item desu
I have all champs and 12k IP. Should I buy runes because I might get some compensation when they become obsolete? Or save em up for some chromas?
THAT WOMAN WAS A DEVIL
THAT DEVIL STOLE MY HEART
Post massively underrated skins
Hello, This is Soraka
>>182073213
get runes or buy a ton of champions shards so you never have to worry again
>>182072937
against swain, teemo, cassio, or anyone with a dot desu
>>182072964
>no sightstone
if your support is garbage you might aswell buy one
>>182073045
Or Ryze. Or Azir.
>>182073213
depends, I spend on runes because I try new sets for champs but if you don't care or don't need it get a chroma you like, I don't really think the compensation will be that good
Janna!
>>182073129
Teams can just trade contracts
IMT had Dardoch signed for a while for example but he was traded to clg
>>182073214
AND NOW SHE'S GONE FOREVER
WE'LL ALWAYS BE APART
>>182073213
I doubt the compensation will be worthwhile
I'd stick with tier 2 runes and wait see what happens
>>182072520
pick hard carries like teemo, kled, gnar, lulu, trist, poppy, kennen, rumble or corki. If you play mid veigar is always a safe pick.
>the 8th team on NA obliterated all the EU teams, including the 1st one
Is this some kind of inconsistent shit or is EU legit bad without their good players? Pretty much is confirmed that Bjergsen, Incarnation, Sven and Frogger are better than anything that EU can produce. And Dlift is a much better ADC than Rekkles or Zven.
>>182073424
>teemo is a carry
what?
>>182073382
I'm still mildly upset about the splash art change
>>182073424
>The higher the elo, the more support mains there are
>The "pick a hard carry" meme still remains
also idk what the fuck is your list
>>182071581
>>182071590
No, read the updated lore. Orianna was once a human, but because she wanted to help people suffering in Zaun, she got infected with an illness and her human body slowly died, so she replaced all but her heart. So she is basically an android.
>>182073275
And she is planning on stealing your kills. How are you going to stop her?
>>182073424
>>182073520
>>182073568
In case you guys didn't notice, he listed ONLY yordles
>>182073568
>>182073520
they're all yordles
>americucks STILL believe rigged rivals was a legitimate tournament
>>182073230
everyone shits their love for dunk or base but I never see academy love
good night /lolg/
>>182073463
Region has no new talent, no money, no quality imports, a shitty meta, horrible players who are just grossly worse than their opponents in certain positions like mid and on top of all that an air of arrogance where they think they're actuslly good.
>this guy is on my friends list and also know irl
I mean atleast he looks like has fun with the game
>>182073763
>americucks still venerate the christian bible instead of the Quran
by Allah!
>>182073673
how is she gonna steal my kills? with her heals? dumb healslut
>>182073691
>>182073698
It's too late. I already gottem.
>>182073791
good night lulufag
I am Darius. Ask me whatever you want.
>>182073424 isnt teemo a troll pick? I thought that depriving your team from a tank was bad
Also i think i will do as >>182072818 says and get a main instead of just picking counter champs
>support is considered the easiest role in the game
>supposedly braindead champions which require no mechanics
>but still people who claim that struggle to win as a support when autofilled despite their skill being theoretically superior to a filthy support main
Really makes you think.
>>182073892
No, with her feminine horse dick
>>182073823
oops forgot the image
How do I gank with warwick?
Objectively canon
And also best
Why does Kha's Q go through flashes and ults like Kassadins so often.
>>182073998
>When you play sona full AP and only have one skillshot
Is there any better feeling?
>>182073424
teemo ad carry is nice choice, I agree
>>182073938
What constitutes a 'dunk'?
>>182072818
>Was smashing for the first 30-40 games
>Now I keep losing after that
Should I start spamming someone with a high winrate like Nunu or Warwick or should I stay loyal?
>>182073942
If your team always wants to go all in (teamfight) then teemo is obsiouly a bad choice but for splitpush team its good.
you dont need tanks to win the game
>>182073938
Did you like his rework?
Who is the hardest opponent to face as darius?
How much does his Axe weigh?
>>182073938
Do you feel like Darius is a cancerous matchup?
>>182074095
Warmog Soraka.
>>182073938
How do you feel about both you and your blood brother being terrors of their respective lanes again?
>>182073998
They only say that because they want to be the guy with the most kills and can't work in a team to save their life
>>182074178
Flawless form, precise timing, hitting the target head on, quite literally. It's not something you can simply learn at some demacian fighting pit.
>>182074254
Yes, i like MY rework.
Jayce. His arrogance adds to the frustration of the matchup.
The axe is heavy, never measured it. You get used to it after a while. Nowadays it feels like a fifth limb if i'm honest. But the weight really helps in dunking people with somewhat thicker skulls.
>>182074387
How could i play against myself?
>>182074401
As it should be. The world will know of our power.
Is Ekko a good champion to autistically one-trick? Is there any matchup that he completely loses or wins?
>>182073012
>spooky rated so low
I hear this guy is pretty good. Has insane stats with kenen bot and frozen mallet that no one can beat. Can anyone confirm?
>>182073576
That's dumb.
>>182075027
He just sweeped NA in the world finals today it was amazing
Didn't drop a single game
NA here
what are the penalties for rigging the game?
>>182074751
How do you feel that a (disgraced) Noxian is the biggest slut in the world? Are all Noxian women this thirsty for cock?
>>182074751
Atleast answer all my 3 questions -.-
>>182074831
kassadin is better for solo/duo ranked
>>182074751
Never said that you had to play vs yourself, ok maybe I will ask this question in another way, do you feel like you are a cancerous matchup?
>>182074080
Because it's a channeled ability that has a max range but no leash range, meaning that you can only cast it within a certain range but it has no range where it will cancel the cast once it's started.
Who is the worst champion that fall off late game and why is it Illaoi?
>besides last msi eu has had a fucking abysmal international record last two years
>they think it's rigged
>>182071604
NA junglers have been turbocharged thanks to guys like Reignover and LirA shitting on them and then learning and applying their knowledge on the international stage.
I'm extremely glad cocky little faggots like Perkz and Caps got 100% shit on by Bjerg and Jensen
h-hayai!!!
>>182072113
He's literally not even top 5 in his own region and he still fucking destroyed EU across the board. That's how garbage EU's junglers are
>>182075432
>that slightest hint of fat titty
muh dick
>>182070057
He's been shit since he quit
>>182075568
I can't even tell who these people are
>>182070873
How does it feel to know you are never going to git gud?
>>182073382
Janna!
>>182073420
>this nigga thinks I'm on tier 2 runes
I meant buy all the crap runes that nobody uses, I have all the useful tier 3s.
>>182075196
Riven is not a true noxian, plain and simple. She is a deserteur, she was never meant to be a noxian. I will not let some weak, ragged whore disgrace the name of my country.
>>182075217
I answered them.
>>182075261
No. Although i am a master of my Axe, and an outstanding tactitian, other members of the league have admirable strenghts, and hard as it is to admit, they can exploit my weaknesses. Quite a shame that we'll never be able to fight for a common goal.
>>182075592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSBIEMonruE
Keep it up guys! only 6 hours until we hit the halfway mark! I'll try to have a standings update ready for you then.
>no champion that rides around on a vehicle
umm lolbabies?rumble does not count
>>182075178
I mean, it's NA. Not really, an accomplishment.
>mobile
>good waveclear
>retard-proof
Who am I?
>1-4
is there any benefit?
are these people abusing some kind of bug?
what explanation is there for this kind of bullshit
>>182075978
Corki
>>182075978
Does Corki count?
>>182075978
>no champion that rides around on a vehicle
>champion that rides around on a vehicle does not count
does corki count tho?
>>182076062
Each new equal piece of something has lesser value relative to whole amount compared to previous.
>>182076039
yasuo/riven
i know i fed
>>182075978
>vehicles does not count
are you even trying
>>182074013
c-can she kill me too?
comfy bfs~
>>182076217
what
>>182076062
Nah just autism
>>182076062
dopa did the calculations and basically said from auto attacking in lane for mid, you on generally regen 200 more hp from have this tiny amount of lifesteal/spellvamp from level 1-5. It just gives you that tiny amount of extra laning power in sustain
>>Creative and fun champion designs
>>Regardless of being turbocancer or OP pieces of shit, fuck you riot balance your game
Azir
Yasou
Draven
Gangplank
Lee sin
Riven
Warwick
SION
Agree? Disagree?
Discuss
#notmyurgot
>>182076361
>33/3 Corki
It's not your fault anon.
>>182076612
Yeah no shit sherlock, oneshotting people while also moving faster than them is fun for pretty much all edgy teenagers that play this game
>>182076705
Your Urgot was trash that not even Bronze players touched.
>>182076494
Imagine you have 1 apple and 1 orange. One more apple doubles amount of apples you have. Next one increases amount by 50% and so on. But instead of taking one more apple you can take one more orange and double amount of oranges you have.
I believe it's called marginal value in economics or some shit i dunno
someone post the titty and ass chart
>>182076705
Not gonna lie, former Urgot henchman here. It's hilarious to see him crash and break. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy kill all the Chem-Barons.
>>182076612
>azir
Yes
>Warwick
No
>yasuo
Slightly
>Draven
No
>gangplank
No
>riven
No
>lee sin
No
>sion
No
Disagree for the most part.
>>182076612
Sion is fun, Azir is fun, Draven is fun, Ganplank is fun.
WW, Riven, Lee Sin and Yasuo are not fun.
They get rewarded by simply having a fucking passive without needing to do much of anything else.
>>182076612
>Creative and fun
>Nunu is not here
Are you even trying?
>>182076789
by that logic, wouldn't it be better to go 2/3 instead of 1/4?
>>182076612
Riven is the only fun one
>>182071773
>Karthus 20k damage below first place
>Karthus not first place in a game that lasted long enough for someone to do 73k damage to champs
Tells me that Karthus was bad.
Yorick is fun but his ghouls are shit.
Maiden is too outside of jungle, since you can't control her.
>>182077057
It depends on initial value of each piece, they might be different. If they were same then yes 2/3 would be better.
Basically 1/5 * X + 4/5 * Y can be greater than 2/5 * X+ 3/5 * Y. It depends on value of X and Y
is khazix fun
>>182077039
I never said my list was complete.
You may add to it if you like.
But nunu is much like tahm kench.
They are schadenfreude incarnate.
A different type of fun, but fun none the less.
>>182076934
Master tactician. What are your suggestions?
How do we stop him?
>>182075672
dragonblade ribbon, shockblade zed, and jhin
>play norms most of the time and only play ranked when I feel like it
>play a ton of different champs and just play whatever I feel is good for the team
>win a lot
>get told to focus on fewer champs and take ranked more seriously and stop playing norms
>play only 2-3 champs and never play norms anymore unless with friends
>geniunely try hard, attempt to stay focused and go over my mistakes, don't tilt
>can't win a single game
what the fuck is this? I'm literally at a 20% winrate over the last 10 games, and one of those was only because the enemy support just inted every lane.
Everyone i asked said I should stop playing so many champs or I'd never get any higher, and that norms were making me worse.
Is it just a rut I'm stuck in and I'll get better if I keep focusing on my small champs pool and going over my replays or am I just doomed to never get past Gold 5? I got to 95 LP at one point and was gold 2 mmr but now I'm just back to 0LP after a massive loss streak.
>>182077398
idk but that nigga is OP as fuck, nothing feels worse than watching how he rapes ur team early game
>>182075932
You do say "exploit every weakness", so you can't hate on people who do it to you
>>182077475
>roleplaying
>>>/out/
>>182075932
>>182075196
I keep thinking Noxian women were quite sexually liberated as they seem to have had a lot of choice on who to breed with. As proof, they've selectively bred the most attractive men: Talon, Kayn, Vlad, even Darius and Swain when they were younger.
(Liberal cultures breed pretty people (Scandinavia) whereas conservative ones breed uglies (Middle east), it's a fun fact)
>>182072862
what wait are tahm's weaknesses?
>>182075932
Oh what the hell
I'm sorry, I only read the first sentence and thought the other answeres were replies
I should not drink too much..
Thank you based darius
>>182076090
>>182076115
>>182076123
>>182076375
fine
>no champion that rides around on a vehicle (with wheels)
why are there like 4 yasuo otp autists streaming on the league section?
>>182077539
>Stop playing norms
This advice is trash unless you're diamond, in which case you play on lower ranked smurfs instead of norms.
Norms are there for your warm-up game of the day and to play when you're on tilt. Making your warm-up and tilt games ranked games is just asking to loose needless LP.
>>182077620
>(Liberal cultures breed pretty people (Scandinavia) whereas conservative ones breed uglies (Middle east), it's a fun fact)
This is the most fucked up and fallacious sentence I have ever seen.
>politics defined only by liberal vs conservative
i really want this goddamn meme to end
>>182077708
what is corki
>>182077767
Sorry, I needed a shorter expression for the degree of sexual freedom women had. I thought to just say liberal and conservative without bothering to write sexually every time.
Also, pic related is an Iranian princess whose refusal brought tens of men to suicide.
>Play Norms
>Team aren't complete retards
>Play Ranked
>"Guys we need to chase the Zed in enemy jungle who cares about Tryndamere taking our inhib lol"
>>182077589
I am not, i literally am Darius. Such ignorance. People like you get eaten alive in Noxus.
>>182077581
Who said i hate on them? I admire them. (to a degree of course. We cannot allow ourselves to sympathize with non-noxian forces.)
>>182077620
You are absolutely correct. Couldn't have said it better. I must add though, looks aren't everything. After a couple decades in Noxus, you start to learn that there is something that women like more than anything else: Power.
>>182077659
No problem, citizen.I only approve of drinking after a long and hard-fought campaign. Earn your alcoholism.
>>182075978
>>182077708
what if the champion is the vehicle on wheels?
>>182078036
>one random case clearly from 50 years ago is proof of anything
>>182078237
>I am not, i literally am Darius.
pics or it didn't happen faggot
>>182074197
sometimes you need more games than 30-40, as long as you don't get bored of the champ you should continue, for example I started learning kassadin when I was plat 4, I demoted to plat 5 and my mmr dropped down to gold 4 almost getting demoted to gold but after 50 games my winrate got to 50% and after a lot more games I finally have a plat 4 mmr again and am climbing, it helped for me seeing how high elo players buy and play certain matchups. You can get any rank with any champ but it's sometimes just harder than with others, keep working
>>182078237
Which league champion's fighting prowess do you have the most admiration for?
>>182078237
>there is something that women like more than anything else: Power
So why does Kat have a thing for Garen?
>this is the only Kat x Garen pic I have
Shit, someone help me out with this
>>182078237
>I only approve of drinking after a long and hard-fought campaign.
Too based
>>182078513
>he takes new champions into ranked
plz go and stay out of ranked
>>182075932
Isn't that the no true Scotsman, I mean Noxian, fallacy.
>I mean Noxian heh....
What are the best streamers gameplay-wise?
should i start playing support?
by how much do my chances of finding a qt anime poster to duo with increase if i start playing support?
>>182078237
Who do you think would be the best potential rhythm guitarist for Pentakill, between Sion, Nasus, and__you_?
How do i prevent draven from taking 60% of my health with 1 autoattack
armor doesnt help
I really hope next Jinx skin has her with loose hair (technically mafia's is already but I mean long loose not short loose!)
I'm gonna knock up Sjokz and she'll get embarrassed by the glances of wide eyed people when we go for walks because of her titanic baby belly
>my adc and I get to lane first
>thresh and vayne are late
>they still hit level 2 before us
UHH lolbabs?
>>182079148
take 100% of his health before he takes 60% of yours
>>182079058
Zero.
>>182079148
ban or have an assasin kill him, or a hooker, hooking him
>>182078342
Not proof, illustration.
Anyway tell me how can selective breeding of men take place in cultures where a man's looks don't matter?
>>182078237
>teleports inside immortal bastion
>steals some historical shit
>teleports out
Psst, I hate those guys
>>182079058
That's a silly thing to worry about.
>>182078237
What is the purpose behind the Crimson Elite program?
Is it true that Noxus is pursuing Riven not because of any desertion but because of her inside knowledge of the program?
Is Noxus experimenting to create supersoldiers?
is there an album of remilia lewds somewhere
delusional americans
delusional europeans
etc
league of legends
>>182079296
>cultures with traditional gender roles and marriage don't care about looks
man you are just full of fallacies, aren't you?
>>182076612
why do these lists almost never have women in them? Miss Fortune, Evelynn, Soraka, Elise, and Poppy are all fun and iconic character designs
>>182079523
autism af
>>182079640
Miss Fortune's hat is dumb
>>182079058
>Go Leona
>Make the enemy autofilled support your bitch
>Punish mispositioning harshly
>Make pings on map like "coming here" and "require assistance" on plays
>Get 2-4 honors after game
>voyboy feeding on mordekaiser
>finishes rylai's before a fucking tabi vs fiora
>>182079482
That sort of counter-factual conspiracy theory tiered speculation belongs on /x anon.
Anybody here that doesn't actually care whether they win or lose in normals? I'm on NA and really want to make a party? I'm trying to grind for IP to get champs since my account is newer. If anyone doesn't mind playing some games with me, add me.
>IGN: Input Cancer
>Region: NA
>>182079783
>enemy supp goes leona
freelo
>>182079783
Why did Lendo abandon us?
I thought he was /ourguy/
>>182078689
didn't know you play 100 games of normals before you enter ranked with a champ
>>182078934
I request a camille version of this
>>182079842
The truth is out there
>>182079636
Physical features valued in women do not give rise to ones found attractive in men.
A man's looks are immaterial to his value as a provider.
Also, most marriages are arranged by parents. They rarely cared if their kid got off, rather were interested in building a richer safer home.
>>182079930
>camille
>smiling
>ever
anon....
>>182079925
you can take it through a few dozen games in normal before you tank 4 other people down along with you and your new champ boner.
>>182078502
You lack of faith disgusts me, but i can make an excetpion.
For once.
>>182078617
Gangplank is someone who quickly caught my attention. He is a born leader, he fights with tooth and nail, he only follows his own rules, the guy really is impressive.
>>182078648
I feel like Katarina hasn't achieved a true Noxian status. She was born to fight, she is confident and strong, but she still has some youthful naivety in her. She is still longing after a simpler life, with happy days. Somewhere in the countryside, in some hidden cottage, with a loving husband and children. I see that longing in her, and i'm afraid that this kind of attitude might be damaging to our cause.
>>182079135
Sion is crude, but powerful.
Nasus is slow, melancholic, possibly boring.
I am a master of my weapon, mastering an instrument shouldn't be too much different.
Of course i'd choose myself.
>>182079354
Good luck getting through our hextech protection system.
>>182079482
I don't care for Swain and Leblanc's shadow games. Ask them if you're curious.
Here is a fun experiment you can do:
The next time you encounter (in your team or the enemy team) a Nunu that can't understand what Nunu does (Tries 1v1ing the enemy jungler while invading, Tries ganking lanes while important camps and objectives are up, maxxes E, doesn't ward anywhere, doesn't solo herald, doesn't solo dragon/does it at the wrong times, so on...)
INSTANTLY check his op.gg or similar
He WILL automatically have, in his 5 most played champions: Lee, KZ, Elise. (Possibly, but not always: Graves, Rengar)
It's just how it is. Don't ask why.
Are they ever going to rework best boy so he's not fucking useless?
>>182079892
You get your plant-whore mouth out of here, this is a Blitz/Thresh support meta.
>>182079870
I actually have to go somewhere for a bit, but I'll be back on in a few hours.
I'll add you now.
IGN: IzouKousetsu
Region: NA
>>182080161
It's simple really, they got fucked by Nunu and decided to try him. Nothing to ask
>>182080134
>You lack of faith disgusts me
you know where you are, right? niggas on here argue just for the sake of arguing. everything must be questioned.
>>182080193
>/vg/ crys about wukong buffs/rework
any non tank melee is high risk champ, hes fine
>>182080193
Unless it's a complete rework, he will forever be the most boring champ in the game. E,Q,W, repeat until end of time. Woooooow.
>>182080278
cool, ill be on most of the day anyway./
>>182080004
On the contrary, a man's looks are very indicative of his value as a mate
A thin and sickly guy is obviously less able to provide than a robust and healthy one is
>>182080134
>excetpion.
A mistake. How ironic.
>>182080161
Wait, are you telling me a jungle player is gonna have the most played junglers in his match history? Anon, think of the implications of what you're suggesting.
>>182080386
>not Q, E
bad
>>182080042
?
>>182080004
you do realize for most of history a man had to be healthy and strong to be such a provider, right?
You do realize that even given complete choice women are not going to have sex purely based on physical attractiveness, right? Charisma and psychological chemistry play a massive role in human courtship. Women aren't necessarily going to select for attractiveness either.
Of course all you've done is throw logical fallacies and false comparisons/dichotomies so I don't know what I expect.
>>182080484
>a jungle player
A jungler playing Nunu*, who might not even main the role*, and who does all these things I specified*
>the most played junglers
Lee might have a 35% pickrate but he doesn't have 90% yet
>his match history
I said most played champions, not match history
excellent reading comprehension
>>182072520
You can actually drop from gold? Huh, that's new. Maybe I should be afraid, I'm already getting matched with silver 3s.
>>182080425
Obviously health was an issue but ugly face wasn't.
Also thin and sickly is irrelevant if he is bound to inherit a large estate and 100 goats.
anivia is OP as fuck, discuss
>>182080671
delete this
>>182080768
CAAWWWWWWW
>>182080134
Of the other champions classified as a Juggernaut (does not include Gangplank) by the role classification system, which one do you think is closest to your equal in combat and strength?
>>182080671
>Barely any porn of Camille using her giga thighs
>Yet the 8582615th commissioned Ahri boobjob instead
this world is a world of sadness
>>182080686
See >>182080892
Also can you name the specific fallacies
>>182080768
Always is, always was, no one cares or bans her so I'll keep using my main forever.
why is he soperfect
>>182079984
>>182080556
Depends if you're top or jungle.
>>182080757
>Also thin and sickly is irrelevant if he is bound to inherit a large estate and 100 goats.
And this is going to change with "sexually liberated" women?
Unless there's cuckolding en masse, if women want providers they will have to breed with someone who isn't the most attractive.
>>182080949
hey, fuck you.
>>182080134
Draven?
>kinda wanna buy Aatroxwith RP since I don't really buy any skins because I'm too picky and I love serious skins too much
>remember about new Bramble Vest and Thornmail are absolutely disgusting next patch
>>182080937
This has to be crop right? Full pleasesearch engines give nothing
>>182081050
Nowadays the best providers are also the most attractive
When they say the top 1%, they aren't just talking about money
>>182072726
real talk, they fucking butchered sailor gangplank.
>>182080768
It's simple: Anivia struggles against all champs that Riot keeps in artificial S tier/high popularity, while dicking all others
So, tough luck if your favourite champions are mordekaiser and yorick. It's never too late to buy "Golden Recolor Lee Sin" for 1820 RP!
>>182081171
YES BEFORE HE HAD THE GOLDEN PISTOL AND HAIRS NOW HE'S BALD AND NO GOLDEN 1911
>>182081050
>>182080686
Also you seem to be assuming a woman's father can decide what an attractive man is instead of her, which is of course completely wrong.
>>182081050
Of course it is. See all the young and stupid single mothers of handsome men's children. This has never before been the case.
>>182081098
it kinda fucks over bruisers earlygame against tanks, but bruisers and tanks really need that item against adc cancer
>>182080892
Illaoi, but she's a cheater. If i had a lesser god on my side, fighting would be quite a bit easier.
>>182081090
He's my brother. What about him?
>Bought Lil Slugger Trundle cause it looked better on the old Trundle
>Trundle gets VUG and Junkyard Trundle looks a million times cooler than Lil Slugger
It just aint fair man, how was I supposed to know
>>182080941
I have no idea what you meant linking the post with the guy talking to the Darius roleplayer...
>list the fallacies
okay, lets see
>false dichotomy
>correlation implying causation
>anecdotal evidence as valid
>indivduals as representative of a whole
>bandwagon argument (a lot of people did it so it must be true)
the rest of what you've said is conjecture (ie unsupported drivel) based on your fallacious claims.
>>182081103
https://burustandin.tumblr.com/post/161449005390/league-milfs-diner-waitress-diana-ask-for-the
A pretty good artist when he does NOT draw muscle-dickgirls on muscle-dickgirl number 2
>Me play ranked, me B1 0 LP
>Play against ori as annie
>Manage not to feed the ori
>Ended up dying a lot anyways since top and jungle would gang up on me
>The elise jungle had no pressure and was powerfarming instead of ganking early game
>The enemy team got really cocky and forgot about splitting
>I take this chance to cs since i couldn't farm during laning phase
>The lux support calls me useless and proceeds to steal the cs
>tell her that i need the farm to become useful
>She goes out of her way to steal cs even using her ult
>Went back to base, buy all mobility boots and decided to run it down mid
I will probably get 2 weeks but i don't give a shit, this lux was toxic to the adc too. Fucking cunt, i will have to climb back to B1 after the two weeks
>>182081345
>>182081309
Honestly, for having a deity on her side, Illaoi's combat performance is somewhat lacking.
Whats your opinion of Yorick? Statistically speaking, he seems to do well when matched up against you.
>>182081157
If you think rich men are also generally attractive physically you really haven't been around many rich men. The whole point of being rich is so that you can stop giving a damn about how you look and keeping fit to get laid. Unlike women, men don't rise up the social and wealth ladder by looking good.
>EU
>>182081345
Ah man I hoped there will be___dickdown there
6-15
>>182081287
>See all the young and stupid single mothers of handsome men's children
Except 90% of the time it's just ugly people fucking each other and making a bunch of ugly kids to single parents. Have you ever looked at that section of craigslist?
nUrgot's ult is going to be so satisfying
>>182081496
He has an army on his side. I am a one man army. If i plan ahead and carefully get around his utility tools, he is unable to match me in brute strength.
Swain to Urgot.
>>182081567
these are fighting words
>>182081548
Of course the nouveau riche aren't necessarily going to be attractive
But then they get hot wives, like you pointed out, and have hot kids who will also grow up to be rich
Wealthy families will tend toward more attractive as generations go by
Does this tournament finally meant EUfags will stop shitposting about EU > NA
That's the real victory
>>182081947
where is that pic from
>>182081340
Please let go of all the examples I gave - I did not mean it as proof.
Of course we can both agree that you cannot scientifically prove anything - you can merely provide strong evidence in favour of a claim. This is far beyond the scope of an internet argument and the best we can do is reach a point where we both agree on something.
But so far you are just using the fallacy fallacy to completely deny my claim or cherrypicked misinterpretations and providing incredibly fallacious baseless claims in turn.
>>182080134
Personally I think Sion would be perfect for the band, ironically for the very reasons you listed. He's powerful, his riffs would more than able to match Morde's. He may be crude, but that's fine since he's not going to be soloing; he just needs to hold down the rhythm along with Olaf and Yorick. Plus he's already metal as fuck
>>182081951
Makes sense. His shovel ain't nothing to mess with though.
Which champion is the most satisfying to dunk?Is it teemo?
>>182081548
Some older men I know get botox and get pearl white veneer for their teeth.
>>182081768
>baseless claim
If a woman found someone attractive then he is attractive to some subset of women and you have a absolutely no say in that as a male.
>>182081309
Whaddya think of him?
Is he really as cool as he seems??
>>182082201
>be rich
>dont pull out all your teeth and replace them with fake teeth
teeth were a mistake
>>182082113
It was a Twitter reply, but FF@20 pulled most of the q&a and has it posted
http://www.surrenderat20.net/2017/07/champion-update-urgot.html
>>182079892
HAHA HOW ARE POKE SUPPORTS REAL HAHA JUST BUILD A DORANS SHIELD HAHA
>>182082118
>these examples weren't meant as proof
>used them when people were questioning your claim
so what the fuck were they meant to be, modern art? You tried to use them as evidence for your claim and they're not valid evidence.
>>182082014
is swain the league version of a rothschild
>>182082000
Why did this low quality shitpost make me laugh.
>>182080120
I never said I didn't play multiple games on him before, it's just that my normal game mmr is low gold and silver because I play a lot of normals with my silver friends and it is quite a difference between playing kassadin in silver and platin
playing tanks into yi feels incredibly useful and satisfying
>>182082395
wrong post quoted, but no, since Swain is actually officially leading noxus and doesn't use puppets
>>182082282
These people don't think the other one is attractive, they just both know they can't get anything better.
The actual truth about attractiveness is that anyone can be attractive if they manage how they look. Some will have it easier, but nobody who isn't genuinely deformed is ugly.
For most of human history, we didn't have the time or economic energy to fiddle about with how we looked. Now we do.
>>182082351
It's illustration so that you can understand it more easily. Unlike you I've written a scientific paper and read quite a few so I know it's not uncommon practice.
Isn't this technically avatar-fagging?
is poro king a good way to quickly practice teamfighting as an adc?
>>182082450
>picking nunu against yi
Aint that some shit? Maybe pick a tank with actual hard CC, you dumbass.
>>182082450
just pick syndra and veigar and use both your Rs while he's not meditating or in alpha
what did you expect, thought you could, peel him off?
>>182082584
you mean your pic or the darius LARPing
I mean in any case there's always been unbanned avataring
>>182082450
>jungle yi ever getting to that point vs a nunu
playing anything when your shit at the game is incredibly useless and unsatisfying
>too sleepy to watch finals
>scared uol are gonna meme win
>check the stats
>3 - 0
kek
>>182082584
>he thinks avatarfagging rules get enforced
>>182072046
>"you fucking gay cunt"
>>182082409
>ADCs are the issue
>let's just make an item and buff another that absolutely would fuck the entire AD top lane champion line
Perfect. I love it.
It's very intelligent, honestly.
>>182082547
So they went for the best they could get. How is that not natural selection?
Also you couldn't be more wrong about care for appearance. In many cultures both sexes took care of their appearance. I can link you to multiple articles but you can probably research it yourself.
>>182080972
>rat will never boost you
Why live?
Now that Deaths Dance is simply a better version of The Bloodthirster, I propose some changes to Bloodthirster
>Grants 1 AD and 0.2% life steal per stack (Max 30 AD and +6% life steal). Grants 1 stack per unit kill. Half stacks lost upon death
>>182083159
I can boost you with rat if you wantin euw from b5 to b4
>>182082339
Fake teeth actually doesn't look as good as real teeth with porcelain veneer.
>>182083135
They had traditions to wear clothing and such, yes. Many of these were to ensure hygine.
But the sheer effort our civilization puts into personal appearance for pure vanity completely overshadows anything we've done in the past.
>>182083281
u should work for riot
>>182083098
Honestly very much necessary. Playing tanks toplane is a fucking death sentence right now and if Riot insists on keeping Sunfire gutted then Nu-Thornmail and it's component is a decent substitute
>>182082127
You do have a point. After all, the glory of Noxus will be spread amongst the fans, no matter which one of us gets the spot.
>>182082135
Talon while he's in the middle of jumping over a wall, or Ekko with his ultimate up. There is nothing sweeter than denying your opponent his/her opportunity to flee or strike back. Also people who flash away after they have been targeted.
>>182082307
He is a Noxian all right, but he chases cheap thrills. He only lives for himself, and he only fights for himself. I feel like i taught him well, but while i managed to rise above my endless hedonism and lust for material things that i practiced often in my younger years, he stayed as he is, my little brother. Regarding his fame and "coolness", he definitely has a character to him. People admire him, there has to be some sort of reason why.
>>182083334
wasnt talking about looking good though, even if you keep them in peak condition teeth are a pain in the ass
>>182083408
Then why respond to me?
>>182080768
>Anivia is now suddenly OP
Which completely unpopular champ will people suddenly complain about becoming OP for no actual reason next?
>>182082450
If you're playing Nunu into Yi you're supposed to counter jungle the fuck out of him early and not let the game last long enough for him to be relevant.
If you don't do that then he's just gonna roll all over you.
>>182083484
why not?
what you gonna do about it faggot
>>182083281
>going back to "let the full build adc take the full wave even though you're not full build, or he'll afk and report you"
>>182083563
Cause that was not the point of the discussion.
>>182083501
There hasn't been a patch that really helped anivia since her ult nerf. She is nowhere near as good as she was before.
So the UOL wins were just a fluke right?
>>182083281
wow I legit forgot it used to stack ad. I remember going 6 Bloodthirster renekton for hilarious cheese
>>182083281
This sounds like a great idea. Can't believe Riot didn't think of this yet.
>>182083636
seeing as how the original guy you were talking to didnt even bother responding to you, you should be grateful i even gave a (you)
>>182083378
Whats your opinion of Hitler? Do you know who that is?
>>182083281
That sounds like shit. How about this idea?
60 ad
10% lifesteal
Stacks give 1 AD and .25% lifesteal per. Max 40 stacks. Loses all stacks upon death
That sounds like a better version.
>My team
>Galio, Skarner, Jarvan, Morgana, and Jhin
>Their team
>Lee Sin, Riven, Twitch, Taliyah, Twitch
My team is 5 seasons too late to be able to win this game unless Jhin can carry with his new age cancer
>>182083774
I don't think Dairus cares about Singed enough to form an opinion
>>182083378
Would you also live in peace and a chill life if you had the opportunity of it?
>>182083867
SINGED IS JUST SPREADING INSECTICIDE
THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE KILLED THAT MANY YORDLES IN 7 SEASONS
NO PROOFS OF THAT HAPPENING HAVE BEEN FOUND IN BOTLANE
DON'T TRUST THE (((DEMACIAN))) MEDIA
RIVEN IS A CONTROLLED OPPOSITION ATTENTION WHOREbuy my book
>>182083845
>Twitch Taliyah and Twitch
Twitch Taliyah and Thresh.
>>182082705
The Darius. Not like its worth reporting either way because unless its a really irritated Janny nothing will be done about it.
>>182083867
Gas jokes aside Darius is a lot closer to Hitler than Singed.
>>182083335
That's also not completely true, especially when it comes to more affluent people.
Chinese foot binding is one example. Young girls feet were bound and mutilated so as to never grow, resulting in severe trauma and inflammation. But the result was considered incredibly beautiful and fetishized by many. The smaller the feet, the more noble the woman was considered and the more affluent her future husband could be.
The sheer effort and pointlessness of this practice is nowhere to be found on. The list goes on and on and all you need to do is Google a bit.
>>182083501
>Which completely unpopular
>implying popularity mean anythings
>people suddenly complain
>actually anivia has been one of the best mid picks for a long while and people been complaining
>for no actual reason
>that fucking wall
>high damage
>her revive ability
u just got blown the fuck out u mad brah?
can gold flex players play with unranked flex players?
>>182084269
Someone post the africans with plates in their lips.
>>182084367
depends on their MMR. Most likely not for the first match.
>>182083365
You do realize that it absolutely fucks the AD champions in the top lane, bruisers and juggernauts simply because it has like 3 effects in one single item, yes?
>Attack speed reduction
>Phys. reflect
>Grievous Wound
And let's not mention that it also gives Health because why the fuck not.
>NA attempts to jungle [Ranked Edition]
>>182084623
>250 health
wow! amazing!
if the cost of curing the adc tumor is taking a big shit on aatrox and toplane warwick
then so be it
>league will never release another waifu (female) champion
>>182083774
I researched him, found him quite interesting.
His willpower and determination is admirable, but he lacks style. Also, eliminating a very large group of people simply based on some theory goes against the values of Noxus. If a jew or... how do you say it, nigger is strong enough to gain power for himself and rise above their weaker counterparts, let 'em do it. Noxus is the land of the strong, but it's also the land of the free.
>>182083929
That is exactly what i'm trying to create. When noxus rules the world, peace will be ensured across all of runeterra. When we can form a common alliance with other regions, and purge the corrupted filth that's been plaguing our world for so long.
May it be the voidborn, the undead, or just generally useless people.
>play tahm kench support
>adc is a bit of ways away from me
>he's getting butt fucked
>flash w him
>spit him out under our tower so he can run and recall
>I die but at least he's aliv-
>fucker runs in front of the tower with about 10% hp with the enemy bot lane being almost full
>he gets killed too
>>182084768
>Noxus is the land of the strong, but it's also the land of the free.
I like this. I'm willing to bet Demacia does not offer many personal freedoms.
>>182084064
Not really Darius isn't racist. People who say Noxus is like nazism don't know whist about the lore. In fact demacia is closer to it than Noxus. From Riven's lore:
It stated that anyone can succeed be it man or woman or magic user or any race. Competence matters not your genetics. That's like the opposite of Hitler.
Noxus is capitalism gone wrong
>>182084742
get with the time gramps, now we get 1 edgy male, 1 edgy unattractive female, then 1 warm-hearted meme-spouting support male.
>>182084623
It's not nearly as bad as you think. Early game I'd be surprised if tanks got anything more than then Vest component rather than rush the entire item. Not to mention that the item has anti-synergy in itself and it makes building Randuin's later in the game awkward and redundant if your team has a big ADC threat.
The item exists just so that tanks that have to play against splitpushing cancer have a legitimate option so that they don't get 100% buttfucked for free. Im' so fucking tired of Fiora and Rivens able to fucking towerdive full build tanks because of the retarded amount of sustain and armor shred they have
Lulu is for Veigar!
>>182084768
Don't know if you know anything aboutPokemon, but if you do, which one would be your favorite?
Also, what's the reason for the beef between Noxus and Demacia?
>>182085116
>xayah is unattractive
cmon mayne, we both know youd smash that birdpussy in an instant
>Duo q in my team
>they both do shit
>"im lagging"
>lose
>play again
>same people on my team
fucking shit, too bad i didn't realize until the loading screen came up
>>182071253
No. Coming up on 2000 hours pretty soon here and I don't regret a single one
>>182085178
why does it have to always be like that?
why cant it be "veigar is for lulu"
>>182085189
okay let's fix that
>either unattractive, or half attractive half unattractive
>>182075672
https://youtu.be/bZKw9rYuMOw?t=1m28s
>>182085127
desu even if you get both randuins and thornmail its still worth it, cutting the lifesteal in half when theyre attacking you is massive, its like overcapping cdr by 10% when buying good items even when the cdr is wasted
>>182085110
I meant that comparison in that Darius is closer to Hitler than Singed is to Hitler - Singed really just wants to make chemicals and shit, he doesn't seem political like Swain and LB.
Darius wants to purge the degeneracy and sludge from the nation he loves and see it become great and united. Obviously there are some key difference between Hitler and Darius, but there are similarities too.
Demacia is totally Fascist, but a different kind than Hitler or Mussolini, it's some kind of moral-high-ground-based Fascism, not might-makes-right-based Facism.
>gank top
>gank mid
>solo dragon
>steal enemys jungle
>"Do we even have a jungler?" utters the botlane
>wants to report me because I didnt gank bot
>I end the game 11-1-5
>they are still complaining about me in the lobby
Duo-queue botlanes are cancer, lol
>>182083969
>THERE IS NO WAY HE COULD HAVE KILLED THAT MANY YORDLES IN 7 SEASONS
I can't breathe
>>182085590
You know Noxus has variety different cultures right? They don't try to make them into one culture. Well that degeneracy to Darius is lack of freedom and allowing corrupt weak politicians to rule. The more adept comparison is Darius to King Cyrus of Persia. In fact Darius name is persian origin.
> some kind of moral-high-ground-based Fascism
Their hatred of magicians is living proof that its not based on morality. Lux has to conceal her powers from the nation because of how prejudice they are.
>>182086084right
>>182086084
league of legends?
>>182085334
Just to piss off lulufags and remind them that the Lulu will only choose Veigar no matter what
>>182085184
It's a game about evolution based on fighting and overcoming your opponent, how could i not be interested?
I only know about the first generation though. I like most of them, since their whole being is about being stronger than your enemy by different means, but on a personal level, Poliwrath always seemed like a good choice.
Demacia believes in politics and acts based on empathy, rather than common sense, and therefore they are weak, and cannot be allowed to be a driving force in the fate of runeterra. They will either be assimilated or destroyed. Also, they are hard core feudalists, and we don't like that.
>friend I really care about has skin cancer
>she's in hospital ICU a two hour drive away
>haven't heard from her in 3 days
>to visit I need to be put in as an emergency contact
>call hospital, realize she might be under her own mother's surname rather than her father's
>fucking don't know it
I recovered from my loss streak with three wins today, but I can't bring myself to not cry.
what is in the box?!
How do you refer to this game? I personally prefer to call it Lol of legends.
>get autofilled
>ask for a swap for my main role
>they do
>I carry
thanks for trusting in me
>>182086025
>King Cyrus of Persia
This one actually makes a lot of sense.
I wasn't saying Darius wants to merge people into one culture, he just wants to get rid of the deadweight.
The people who spend the most time claiming the moral high ground are often the ones most morally flawed. Doesn't Demacia still idolize their justice and fairness or whatever? They seem like the type to insist you should follow them because "they're the good guys".
>>182086703
Legal legions
>>182086643
Hey Darius, have you ever been cucked by your own brother?
>>182086703
Legal legends
>>182086703
just simply leeg
also delet this
>>182086689
a dick
>>182086649
I hope there is a way for you to find your friend and congrats on the win streak, hope you have a great day
>>182086765
But Hitler didn't care about the individual person. He wanted to create an aryan race even if they were deadweights and worthless people in that group. That's not what Darius is about at all.
Demacia groups all magicians under one stigma and does not care about individuality. This is a lot closer to nazism.
>>182086643
>how could i not be interested?
Not that guy, but Pokemon is a kid's game and while it has huge strategic depth, the stories dialogue, and worldbuilding are aimed at young children.
I'm guessing you don't care as much about the theme as you do about the gameplay and strategies. And furthermore, Pokemon is very popular among all age groups despite its targetted audience.
>>182086689
trundle champion shard.
You now remember Draven's bleed
>>182086689
Urgot or an Urgot skin
>>182087326
you could have stopped at
>you remember draven
>>182083845
>>182083987
>Lee Sin invades my jungle immediately
>Galio doesn't help despite pinging a million times the instant I notice he's in my jungle
>Die
>"Why didn't you help me Galio?"
>"stfu god. fucks up then blames someone else you should have just left"
>I'm a level behind because of this
>At the end of the game "report this jungler toxic and never ganks"
How am I even supposed to play this fucking role when everyone expects me to gank but never wants to help me? I'm so fucking mad I can't even see straight anymore
>>182087036
Yes, Demacia is closer to National Socialism.
Remember, I wasn't saying Darius is Hitler, all I was saying is that Darius has more similarities to Hitler than Singed does.
Hitler didn't believe there was such a thing as a deadweight or worthless aryan, and children in Nazi Germany were raised and conditions to be ideal aryans, strong, productive, etc.
I'm not disagreeing with the differences, you are right about those. Just that there are places where Darius and Hitler have similar viewpoint, mostly the nationalism part. Darius doesn't strike me as a socialist.
riot has just released a new female champ NOT written by anthony burch
what is their kit, what do they look like, and are they broken
Can Maokai jungle?
>>182086816
He would never do such a thing.
I am the older brother, and due to our rather problematic childhood when i succefully kept ourselves alive by any means, he has great respect for me.
>>182087071
Oh. I find it reassuring that the theory of selection based on fitness and ability is something that is so popular with people.
>>182087442
Darius is a capitalist. Also Nazis are a lot closer to socialism than capitalism.
Singed is more like hitler because he literally gasses people.
>Hitler didn't believe there was such a thing as a deadweight or worthless aryan
Darius would have huge problems with that. Darius literally decapitated his own Noxian captain despite that captain being raised "right"
>Wake up
>swept by TSM
Jesus Christ, how are the Euros taking it?
>Out of the past 10 games I've lost 7
What am I supposed to do now?
I cant remember the last time my jungler helped me in lane. No matter if i am top or bot i dont get help. And the jungler has 0 impact in the game because they just camp already won lanes for a reason. And like always team ends up with 1 super fed ally that gets caugth and throws the game.
Gotta love gold junglers.
>>182087665
>Picking Tanks
>Ever
Do you enjoy getting fucked in the ass?
>>182087161
>>182087329
>>182086901
bard
100 orange essence away from a free legendary skin and I get bard
I fucking got bard
>Main jungle
>ADC is a broken as fuck role right now
>Play ADC in jungle
>Win
nice game, lolbabs
>>182087579
>has cowtits
>has a dick that can change forms(horsecock or cute feminine dick)
>looks like sona
>purple
>personality is I CARVE DICKS(is also submissive or dominant depending on form)
Do you ever lament picking your ship when you see the drought of fan-art?
>>182087780
best shard
>>182087780
kek
>>182087712
Currently on suicide watch
First post to roll a 7 decides which FEMALE champion I buy next.
Not buying: Yordles or le fahnny girl male
>>182087695
>Darius is a capitalist. Also Nazis are a lot closer to socialism than capitalism.
Yes, I said this. Hitler and Darius align on a lot of Nationalist ideas, but not on economic ideas.
>Singed is more like Hitler because he literally gasses people.
This is such a weak comparison, and if you think what defines Hitler is that he gassed people, you're dumb. As far as I can tell Singed doesn't care about politics and doesn't want to lead.
Should I use champion shards on mastery 6 or try and use it for 7? Barely getting enough essence and don't even own all the champs or rune pages yet
>>182088084
>Hitler and Darius align on a lot of Nationalist idea
Are you serious? So every person in history who has been a nationalist is hitler even the ones who fought hitler lmao. Darius and hitler couldn't be more different.
new urgot in URF
>>182088284
MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN
>>182088284
>pic actually related
>>182088284
>kayn in urf
The wallrider tho
>>182086084
We can barely see the right one's face so...?
can this be a meme
who's going to die as first blood
>>182088915
darius or renekton
>>182088880
>dishonorable
I just realized we don't have a religious warmonger champion. That would be cool
>>182088240
>After proving his power on the battlefield, Darius turned his gaze homeward. He saw a Noxus riddled with weakness, where greedy, complacent nobles drained the nation's strength. Seeking to restore his country to greatness, Darius took it upon himself to reshape the Noxian leadership. He identified weak figureheads and violently removed them from their positions of power.
>Noxus riddled with weakness
>greedy, complacent nobles drained the nation's strength
>restore his country to greatness
>reshape the Noxian leadership
>identified weak figureheads and violently removed them from their positions of power.
Exacty how is this "couldn't be more different" than Hitler?
>Post-Versallies germany
>jews/democracy and its bureaucrats/foreign countries drained the nations strength
>anschulls, lebensraum, restore germany to former glory
>complete government overhaul upon gaining power
>had no qualms using violence to achieve political goals
The main difference is that Darius is mostly an individualist and Hitler was a collectivist. Their drive and grievances were similar.
>>182086918
I know her entire damn name except her mother's surname.
When the front desk LVN said she can only look up patients under surname and not first name I was upset, but I will try and hope she gets back to me by tonight.
>>182080042
It's more likely than you realize
>>182089156
You can use that comparison with so many famous leaders. You know what a military coup is right? It happened a lot in history.
How the fuck is Cass supposed to be balanced right now?
>>182087780
BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>182089156
Not that guy but I remember a dev saying they plan on making Noxus into modern day US taken to the extreme. Noxus to me sounds like a very ambitious personal dog eat dog world. For example if a black person succeeds over a white born noxian and is shown to be very competent that would be completely fine but it wouldn't be in nazi germany.
>>182089217
no
Goodnight, /lolg/.
Even a warrior needs rest.
>>182089095
it was karma killing sona
>>182089324
So then there are similarities, right? That's all I've been fucking saying. It's a better comparison than
>Singed is most like Hitler because he literally gasses people
Literally all I said that started this shit is that between Singed and Darius, Darius is a lot closer to Hitler than Singed is.. That's it. That's all I've been honestly trying to claim. If you still don't think that's true, I'm done here.
>>182089897
wew
>>182089352
Immobile as fuck. Hard engage fucks her over bad.
>>182089972
tell me bout it man
>>182089590
Yeah, there's obviously differences. The other anon is just acting like Darius and Hitler have nothing in common when they clearly do.
>>182089942
Yes, Hitler is as close to Darius as Hitler is close to so many other champions that are nationalists.
Singed is the only person in the game that gasses people so that is already closer in terms of method used but obviously not idealistically.
>>182089942
You're all a bunch of retards for making dumb comparisons and wasting a whole thread on it when you could have been shit posting waifus.
>>182090046
Hard engage from how many people though? 1 certainly isn't enough dealing that much damage.
>>182090221
What a shitty gif
>mfw owning it up with panteom
ima start going mid for the surprise factor
just muted all my teams pings so i can play better
>>182090559
Pretty sure I see nips there anon. I'm gonna get fired now
>>182089837
Come back tomorrow ;3. No joke you were a good roleplayer you nerd.
>>182087741
start winning your lane without your jungler and you'll win more games
>>182090457
Ur moms a shitty gif.
>>182090686
>being worried about the nips when her pussy is practically devouring her panties
???
>>182090192
>so many other champions that are nationalists.
Singed isn't a nationalist, he just wants to do his science and shit. Just gassing people isn't enough. Is everyone who has used poison gas to kill at any point in history now Hitler because of it?
What other champions are nationalists, and specifically, which ones are trying to forcibly reform their homeland in their image and has no qualms using violence to do so? Aside from Xayah and Rakan, what champions actually have a "I want to make my homeland great again" motif going for them? The only champs that might be very nationalistic are ones that are mostly satisfied with their current government, not ones trying to change it.
If there was someone who did the same thing to Demacia as Darius did to Noxus, then they would be more like Hitler than Darius is. But as far as all the champs go, Darius is the closest match to Hitler.
>>182090559
her right leg and foot look wierd af because of the angle and position. cannot unsee.
>>182090686
>posting on league of legends 4chan thread at work
Which champion is the closest thing to a watermelon in this game?
>>182090920
What other history leaders were nationalists and performed a military coup? Oh wait! For serious though Hitler would hate Noxus.
Nationalism and military coup aren't traits unique and rare to hitler. Eugenics is and that is the opposite of Darius and Noxus.
I thought you were done here? :p
who is that Destiny guy on twitch? He plays badly, whines a lot and sounds like a dumbass on off-topic stuffs.
>>182091079
Bard.
>>182091213
>not watching fairlight excalibur
baka
>>182091079
bard
>>182090920
Zed. Please stop. You're comparison is laughable to an outsider and you're derailing the thread..
>>182091243
Why? If a watermelon was a champion surely they wouldn't be a support
>>182091209
You're still missing the point. What league of legends champion is more like Hitler than Darius?
Yes, Hitler is not the best comparison for Darius. But the best comparison for Hitler out of the League champions is Darius.
>>182088880
I'm sorry anon
you're fucked
is it still worth it to flame enemy team considering the new honor system?
>mid picks Karma
>lose
Nice, I guess.
>>182091678
Why would you flame the ENEMY team? all the shitters are on your side, obviously.
>>182091678
why would you ever do that? why would you flame anyone that isn't on your team?
>>182091678
If you don't care about key fragments and levels yeah
>>182091418
So are you going to argue that Zed, the ninja who found a forbidden technique and used it to take over his ninja society, is closer to Hitler than Darius, the former soldier who took it upon himself to purge his homeland of that which plagued it?
Last time I checked, Hitler was a former solider who was angry at the dispossessed state of his country, not a ninja who found secret hidden powers.
>tfw +14 LP for a win
>>182091809
>>182091815
da fuck is wrong with u people? ever heard of fun?
>>182091830
oh shit
>>182089143
Leona is literally a warrior cultist
>>182091930
not only that, but it'll also tak eaway your ranked rewards, possibility of getting hextech chests and 1 more infraction away of being perma'd
>>182091859
The closest thing to Hitler in league would be a racist and evolutionist. yes, that can be even Singed a scientist. Zed also want to rid his homeland of corruption and killed his own master and an influential political figure.
What made Hitler is not the fact that he was a soldier that purged his homeland of corruption because that happened a lot in history. What made Hitler hitler was his ideas and his ideas are in opposition to Noxus.
What's the NA vs EU record from worlds 2016 to now?
>>182091809
>not insulting the enemy team to tilt them
They're 100% reworking this chick after Evelynn right?
>>182092341
i wanna fug her side boobs and thicc ass before they do
>>182092125
Don't feed the troll any more.
>>182092341
proffesor akali seems to do well with her
>>182092341
no git gud u idiot
>EU in charge of winning (see both world wars, the olympics, and league)
>>182092341
Aatrox rework is confirmed after eve
>>182092547
I'd be worried if someone who autistically put 1000 hours into a champion was bad with them
>>182092570
>eu so shit it cant win a world war vs itself
ITS NOT FAIR BROS
Post Tristana!
>NA smashed EU, TSM only lost once and if the format didn't force NA vs EU, TSM would have played P1 in finals
lmao
>>182092808
>i use this to feel the dominance
>>182092808
why does he wear the mask for you hehehaha....
sigh
>>182092808
>Eternal life, endless torment
>>182092125
Singed doesn't give a shit about politics or race. The only league champions that do are the Vastayans, and they don't have the accomplishments Hitler does. Not many leaders in history have been nearly as effective at reforming their country as Hitler was, and it seems that Darius was also very effective.
If Xayah or Rakan actually create their Vastayan state in Ionia or whatever it is they want, then perhaps they can be closest to Hitler. But they haven't accomplished it yet, they're just gurellia fighters. But even then, they didn't reform Ionia into what they wanted, they fought as rebels to create a new country, which is not the process Hitler used.
Since there's no other champions in the league that have grabbed their country by the reigns and taken it for a ride, Darius is the closest to Hitler of the league champions, and by extension, closest of the champions to any historical visionary who took over his country.
>>182093015
hothead detected
>>182088540
really looking forward to nugalio and kayne in urf
>>182092973
I HATE PLAYING SQUISHIES
>>182093214
>>182088284
>>182088349
They should enable fiendly fire on his ult.
*Hits allied WW*
*chains begin dragging him*
"Curse you Urgot, we we're suppose to be on the same team; WE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE ON THE SAME TEAM"!!!!"
*One last Awooo!!!*
*Wimpering and crunching noises*
>It's a master yi carries my team to victory episode
Newb here, is he broken? Because he feels broken.
>>182093091
Dude just stop. The comparison with Hitler doesn't work when Darius is not racist and is not even the leader of Noxus.
>>182093368
>they expect one of us to die with the plane
>>182093091
This is dumb and forced as fuck stop posting
>>182093383
hes strong when hes duoing, for example
master yi+zilean
master yi+kayle
>>182093383
no, he just abuses bad players
>>182093383
Every splitpusher is OP in low elo. That means: Trynda, Yi, Fiora, Jax, whatever. Wait for your team to start a fight, laugh and take 2 or 3 towers because you are a piece of shit.
>>182093383
If you let him farm/get kills and the game gets to the 35+ minute mark and your team lacks CC and peel and your team is too retarded to group up and win, then yes, he's strong. When he wins it's because the factors above hold true.
>>182093396
>>182093542
So then which champion is more like Hitler? Singed and Zed aren't racist, nor are they leaders of their country?
Do you have a specific champion in mind that has more similarities to Hitler than Darius? If you don't have one, then Darius is the closest thing League has to Hitler, even if it's still a good ways off.
I don't get why that's so hard for you to either admit or just provide an actual alternative option.
there is no reason to play this game if you don't play/main one of the following
bard
azir
gangplank
riven
yasuo
adc role
every other champ is boring as shit after 5 games
>>182094094
I don't know who but it can't be Darius because his and Noxus ideas are in opposition to Hitler's ideas. They contrast not compliment. Xayah maybe because she is an actual racist and evolutinist and even that is a stretch.
>mfw reading all the comments on the eu > na video after this
I'm glad it turned out this way
So many people blown the heck out
>>182094240
riven is pretty boring too, I only main her because of the fapbait
If I pulled that mask off, would you die?
>>182094094
>>182094276
STOP RESPONDING TO THIS MORON. EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD KNOWS HOW STUPID HE IS!!!
WHO /wtf im urgot main now/ HERE
does lethality affect auto attacks aswell?
>>182094576
>"maining" an unreleased champion
>>>/reddit/
>Champions are now swearing
WHAT'S THIS RIOT I TOUGHT THIS WAS A FAMILY FRIENDLY GAME
>>182087858
that just means you have to pick up the slack
>>182094571
Yeah you're right, sorry.
voice updates for champions when?
i'm tired of hearing the same 10 lines over and over
also seriously how hard could it be to add like 20 voice lines?
Here's a secret. Stop building Botrk on Vayne. You'll only be needing it if they have two or more tanks. And you should never ever buy it first. Attack speed on Vayne is overrated early game because your Q is an auto cancel.
Always go IE first then Statikk then Death Dance.
>>182088063
PLEASE I NEED A NEW WAIFU CHAMPION TO PLAY
>THIS IS GONNA BE WEIRD AATROX
What did he mean by this?
>>182088063
You aren't allowed to touch my waifuGragas
just nutted inside Lulu
ama
Fuck this faggot "reaper", I want my Urgot rework
His new ult looks brutal as fuck, I love it, especially how the enemy is slowly dragged into the grinder and no teammate will be able to save them
>>182093383
He's decent even in diamond. You'll get buttfucked if they have a lot of CC though.
>>182095126
How would you like her served?
Medium rare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGA6-rKU4wU
>>182095126
>>182094276
I see your point, but there isnt likely to be anything closer. There's definitely not going to be a champion with Hitler's ideology, and we have no total dictator champion right now.
Darius and Hitler aren't in complete opposition either. They both believe might makes right and survival of the fittest. One just believes it on a collective level and the other on an individual level. Darius doesn't give a shit where you're born, only what you accomplish.
>>182094710
Yes
>>182095273
Xayah is closer and Darius believes in strengths of all kind, not genetic or health strenght, which is why he chose Swain as grand general even though swain is a half-vastayan monstrosity and paralyzed in one leg. This is the last response you will get from me goodbye.
>>182092808
DYRUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?
>"you only play Urgot because Dyrus did, ell ohh el-" *feeds first blood
>My favorite skin won't be available until Halloween
Screw Riot
>>182095572
Jinx is absolute horse shit anyways, just play Caitlyn until then
This guy comes up, slaps your support's ass, then grinds her into meat patties.
What do you do?
>>182094240
This except replace bard with Rakan
>>182095659
>average winrate
>horseshit
There's a difference between not being fotm and horseshit anon.
>>182095793
Pay him for a burger.
>>182095572
>played full AP Rakan against friend's velkoz in 1v1, 3 days ago
>bet a skin I'll win
>I win
>he gifts me random skin
>got Slayer Jinx
Was pretty happy but I only use Star Guardian anyways desu
>>182095793
uhh supports don't HAVE to be women
some of them are straight males, so please be less ignorant
>>182095839
For ADC's, not being top 3 means being shit.
>>182095839
>0 utility
>0 mobility
>Poor range
>Poor early game
>No explosive damage unless you manage to get your passive going
Get your waifu glasses off and face it, she's a poor pick
>>182096020
Fine, he grinds HE/SHE into a patty
>>182095273
Nah Jews are shown to have higher IQ than non jews and are actually smarter but Hilter didn't care about their intelligence.
Not Jewish by the way.
>>182095956
I have SG too but using the same skin gets boring.
>zilean passive bug still not fixed after all this time
>>182093383
he scales super hard into the late game, so if you let him get there he's going to hurt. he's also just really good at capitalizing on bad players or cleaning up after big important cooldowns have been used, hence why he's mostly a split pusher and a jungler.
he's one of those champions that's really good if you know what you're doing with him but god awful if you suck.
>>182096103
>not Jewish by the way
Okay schlomo
>>182096161
I haven't used a skin other than it since its release. I probably should try slayer though
Lulu is my STAR!
I'm her GUARDIAN!
>>182095572
>butthurt because I missed Witch Tits Morgana
>got it out of an event orb
Life is good
>>182096103
Intelligence isnt the only form of strength, and the Jews were such a concern because they were so capable. Do you think he thought the people he accused of discreetly undermining his country and people were stupid? He thought blacks and slavs were stupid, and he wanted to use them as labor. He wanted to kill the Jews because they present an actual theat in his view.
i actually want to die mylaptopis fucked and i can't do shit and play this shit game ahhh
>>182096035
She's objectively median, not poor. Plus she has a higher skill ceiling so an experienced Jinx player wins more on average than an experienced Caitlin player. Those are objective statistics, not opinions.
Also
>poor range
???
>>182095793
>Impaling poor little Annie with harpoon
>Pulling her with chains into meat grinder
>Turning her into paste
RITO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, I THOUGHT THIS GAME IS 12+
Who else here is breaking their hiatus for Urgot? Been a good while since I played, since before WW rework to be sure.
How did that new Rift Herald mechanic end up changing things?
/VG/ VS /VG/: SSSSSSSATURDAY NIGHT MOTHA FUCKA! edition! Password isvidya, and there's still 9 slots open! Players unwilling to relax and chill out need not apply.Does anybody even join these things anymore?
>>182072046
>support tahm gets crit by jhin
>doesnt even lose a tenth of one of his two healthbars
Literally what
>>182096405
Trust me, I'm not capable.
>>182096035
I don't give a shit. Jinx is the only ADC that is remotely fun to play. I don't understand how people tolerate playing this shit role.
just got blocked by someone on reddit
>>182096601
>How did that new Rift Herald mechanic end up changing things?
strong as fuck but
1) retarded teammates won't ever do it even if you tell them to so you have to be top/mid/jungle and solo it (which is easy but takes time)
2) retarded teammates might try to get the eye for themselves if they help you, and use it horribly poorly
>>182096639
We're shitposting on a Cambodian saddlemaking board, if we were capable we wouldnt be here.
All I was saying is he doesn't have to think Jews are inferior to think they're the enemy.
>>182096843
neat
>>182096701
I agree. Cait is boring and vanilla as fuck as both a playable character AND a waifu
>>182096701
i love playing marksmen but fucking hate bot lane, too bad lucian is the only one out of the ones i enjoy i could play in a solo lane
>>182096620
>Jhin is around level 7 according to tahms level
>Assume that he doesn't even have 1 item completed
>Tahm is full hp
You expect him deal significant damage on tank at that point? That's why he got so many nerfs. In lategame you will still delete 1/3 of tanks life with a crit
>>182096701
play tristana bruh
huge range and getting jump resets makes her play pretty similar to jinx while being safer in solo queue because of her self peel
she even gets aoe crits with shiv firecannon build
>>182096919
Sure
>>182096940
Hey I love playing Jinx and think she's very cute but I don't see why you have to go around bullying my waifu and calling her names, you douche.
I've literally never seen an Ezreal win a game in Silver and I'm not sure why my team always picks him.
Especially with a shitty tear build too.
>>182096843
sorry I'm unblocking you right now I didn't know you posted here!!
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!! hats off to you
>>182096912
>2) retarded teammates might try to get the eye for themselves if they help you, and use it horribly poorly
GOD FUCK THIS SO MUCH HOLY SHIT these fuckers use herald and don't even get a single tower jesus fucking christ.
>>182097014
>shitty tear build
that's his best and only viable build.
>>182096606
/vg/ vs /vg/, 7 slots left! Be there - or be rectangular.
>>182096982
Right answer!
>>182093368
How about this for a new gamemode: ARAM but friendly fire is enabled with shorter spawn times
Lulu buffs when???
>>182096940
IMO Jinx is only slightly less boring than Caitlyn but is definitely a way less boring waifu
>our trist goes for energizer build
>builds PD instead of shiv
SHIV IS THE POINT OF THE BUILD YOU FUCKING BONOBO
>>182097221
They should do a friendly fire mode with reduced damage to team-mates and tenacity
>>182096701
>jinx is the only adc that is remotely fun to play
2 letters off
>Smurfing in silver so I can play fun champs and make myself less washed up since Im juggling work and school right now
>Encounter a riven main
>Somehow gets kited and loses a 1v1 against me when she's 1-2 and I'm 2-1 and she has Ninja Tabis and DD
>Bawwws in post-game chat saying how Riven can't 1v1 Kindred and how Kindred's a cheesy, broken champion
Are all you fuckers in silver and gold elo like this?
>>182097457
my nigga
>>182097405
i mean if there was an assassin or jarvan or dueling ad like lucian or some shit on your team she probably had to. i agree shiv is always better than rfc though.
>getting stoned and playing vidya
The best. I love you guys.
>>182097457
>>182096701
This. Replace Jinx with Jhin for me as hes the only ADC I enjoy playing and is also the only one I have high mastery on.
>>182097552
Love you too anon.
>>182097552
stfu and take shrooms retard
pixelbutts if u figure out who this is and @ me in the discord you get a free skin
>>182097683
Grim pls im typing up porn for autists
>>182097527
No, she doesn't. If there is an assasin you build GA, not PD. She was just giving yi free Q-resets in teamfights.
>>182097786
um no you build pd and if it's actually necessary ga. pretty sure that's best against yi.
>>182097650
Shrooms are illegal, I'm a good boy.
>>182097552
I recently started partaking in this.
I play better when I am high, because I tend to play too cautiously on normal conditions.
is it the best skin now?
Jesus Christ playing Tahm is so fucking fun. I played him exclusively top lane but now I'm playing support as him and it's still as fun. Sitting there spamming laugh as you fuck the enemy bot lane is the best. Especially when you're canceling an aa so your tongue lashes out while you spam laugh.
>>182098148
Yes.
I am very excited to fight Mecha Sion Zero, Mecha Malphite, and Mecha Aatrox with it.
>>182098024
I wouldn't play ranked like this but it does feel like some things work better when I go into normals.
>>182097872
You cant deal damage in teamfights when you instantly die. Also, you make the rest of the team die because you reset Yi's Q. Just build a fucking GA, timmy.
>>182097457
>>182097357
Jiraven?
>>182098251
I don't do it dead stoned, just slightly giggly. Works well.
>>182096982
>>182097210
this
adhd moe
>>182098346
>Draven
ahem... that's not who we said
Can someone give me a reason why I shouldnt buy Hurricane on Jhin?
>>182098024
I think simple adcs would work the best since they're more about micro decision making. You just have to worry about your positioning without any unique mechanics that need practice or big macro decisions that depend on you recognizig where the enemies are and what they're thinking.
>>182096476
Sooo... fix it?
>>>/g/It was probably league driving you into being suicidal though
>>182098148
Are there any worse penalties for queue dodging besides the timer?
malzahar is OP in solo/duo because of his ulti
>>182098592
losing lp
>>182098592
If in ranked, it's -3 LP for the first time then -10 for every time afterward with the timer duration extended to 30 min. I think the LP/timer resets every 16 hours or something like that.
>>182098486
You don't shoot 3 bullets
>>182098486
Because you're buying RFC on him, and shiv is too good with it to buy Hurricane after that.
Getting real fucking sick of seeing Gragas every single game
>>182098665
yep
>>182098758
>>182097431
This guy ults you and the other 8 players in the game with full build*.
wat do.
*note he went lethality since crit is inferior
Can someone make an artwork where Urgot pulls impaled Lulu into meatgrinder while she tries to hold on the ground or something while Annie stands nearby and looks terrified at that happening?
I love Lissandra!
>>182098962
anyone got the link for the new lulu sad panda comic :^)
>>182098742
Okay I guess I should reframe my question.
Why Shiv+RFC > Hurricane+Phantom? Especially when Shiv deals reduced damage due to Jhin's innate crit damage reduction?
>Your botlane spends the entire pregame theorycrafting what's going to happen in the game like they're doing a youtube video or something
>They shit the bed massively and get dicked
really makes you think
>>182098525
if only i could just ''fix it'' without having to spend hundreds
>>182099045
This Rift rivals shit is actually pretty fucking great. I hope they do this again next split/season.
>>182099319
>>182099156
yeah
>>182099250
this only happens in low elo lol. Higher you go, people just play on instinct
>Jinx Vi and Jhin in a hot springs
>"So mister "star", your performance really kicked Cait's ass"
>"You call that trash's actions a act? Ha. I wouldnt even look in it's general direction"
>The gang laughs and lays back in the hot water
>Jinx leans in toward's Vi and whispers "Hey fat hands, you see his dick? I want some of that"
>She takes a quick glance to see his magnum dong
>"Damn, it's huge. Isn't he gay though?"
>"Yeah but you're gay too fat hands. Come on let's get a piece of that"
>They both stand from the water and walk over to him
>"Hey big guy, want a good time with two fine ladies?"
>"Step out of my light fags"
>>182098272
the ga is only procd one time though? you'll have to buy pd eventually. really i don't blame her buying that. she prob was just bad
>>182099354
what makes renekton better than riven in competitive
>>182099402
I'm D3 on the account I just played on
It's late night (euw) but even in the worst case it's d5
but you're indeed right, it's mostly a low elo thing, these two guys are unicorns
>>182099489
>>182099495
better stun
better earlygame
better dueling early
safer splitpushing
more teamfight presence
>>182099495
he's a crocodile
>>182099454
I wanna read a continuation where they tie him up to a bed a fuck his socks off.
>>182098967
>Ori ult your and their entire team
Because Riven cant Stoneplate + Locket effectively and doesnt get the 15% tenacity from masteries.
>>182099573
>>182099495
can laneswap
>>182099658
i do too but that honestly depends on if ill actually do it
wouldnt be the first time i did something similar, but that was with [Anon] and female Magma Grunt
Hey guys. Im in silver 4 rigth now, some people here say that a good way to climb is to stick with just some champions. Ive been thinking about making Ahri one of my mains, could someone give me tips before i start playing ranked. Also what is the optimal amount of champions one should stick with? Im thinking about only learning 2 mid, 2 junglers and 2 supports.
>>182099553
Im D4 and never see that. The worst that happens is people sometimes bitch about needing an ap top because mid wants to play zed and jungle is lee sin. Generally I feel like no one says anything, they either roll with it because they've lost all semblance of caring about climbing or they silently dodge
>>182099658
this pls
>>182099781
God's speed anon, You'd have my eternal gratitude if you were to write such a thing.
>>182099582
>>182099605
>>182099754
>>182099685
so that's how it is
top lane champs are still so similar...
I wanna CUDDLE and PROTECT Lulu!
What if we made a Oogey Boogey Man skin for Urgot, where his grinder is instead a pit of insects that eats the target?
>Join custom game
>Game hsot is bronze.
>Kicked instantly
>Manage to notice host haas all the highest ranks in his team.
Kek
>>182099495
>>182099582
^ This; basically, because he's tankier and more reliable/consistent, he's picked far more. He can frontline and duel, while RivRiv can only do the latter. Plus if she gets camped it'd rough.
>>182099754
He's actually pretty shitty into a laneswap, but yeah his laneswap is still better than RivRiv's
>>182099690
>>182099818
>mid wants to play zed
I haven't seen the team with Zed on it win my ranked games in weeks. I am in gold though, so there might just be no good Zed players here.
is there any way to reliably win in silver flex queuewithout having friends?
i keep bouncing between 0 and 100LP in silver 1 and i need this nightmare to be over.
>>182100239
>>182099990
ill add to it eventually. it may not be now, it may not be tomorrow, but eventually
just feel free to ask and if i see the post i'll let you know
>>182100313
>>182100307
the same ways you'd win in silver solo queue
refer to pic related to see how silver you are
>>182100279
zed doesnt get any better here. In fact I feel zed is only good for stomping on a smurf. He just falls off so hard
>>182100350
So just ask if Jhin Jinx Vi fanfic anon is here?
Sure Ill do it starting tomorrow. Someone else might too so if you see it multiple times know it might be others.
>>182100425
Whats wrong with FH? Iceborn gauntlet barely does anything.
>Literally just fapped and all this trist posting
S-Stop plz. I don't want to go again so soon.
>>182100396
>>182100697
>>182099283
Well, if you weren't a tech illiterate probably phoneposting retard and also most likely a burger throwing away the whole thing when a little part of it stops working then buying a new one you could figure out what happened and only replace what needs replacing or maybe even work around the issue without spending money... but we're in /lolg/.
>>182100750
>>182100943
>>182097012
boring and vanilla isn't necessarily a bad thing. Cait would be a good girl to settle down with and Marry, have kids, etc
>>182100425
damn i was really hoping to get a bingo based off how I play on my silver smurf. wouldve made me laugh
>>182100838
I used to do this, but when I actually looked shit up and found out tiny issues that repairs would charge mountains for, usually just took maybe an amazon order and a half an hour to fix.
FOR
THE
CAUSE
>>182101158
>>182100425
One of my friends encompasses this bingo sheet
So, what is it lolbabs?
https://strawpoll.com/2fb97fsy
>all these nice Trist images
you guys are alright sometimes
When are we getting pool party skins riot. I want pool party bard
>>182101402
>>182101869
>>182101402
I want her to ride me until climax and I fill her fertile womb up with potent cum.
>its another me unga team bunga episode
I just...
Fuck assassins, man
>>182101869
ThyRelief I'm sorry for feeding
>>182102007
>>182102116
>>182102095
>apologizing to relief for being bad at league
Why is Tristana the most popular Yordle to lewd? Why do people think she is the lewdest yordle?
>>182102302
>>182102348
>>182102329
Tomgirl with an upbeat attitude who wears a lewd crop-top and has a fat butt. She's the kind of girl you would drink beers with and she'd casually suck your dick till you came in her mouth.
>>182102329
Why do people think she is the lewdest yordle
is that a rocket in your pocket?
>>182101176
She's with Vi though!
what do you think of jayce players?
>>182100541
As the pic says, it's garbage and outdated on champions who don't need mana and/or use iceborn better
>>182102470
U-Unf
do spells work against zac when he is bits?
>>182102470
>you will never pound thick yordle ass
>>182102470
>>182102539
they're going to hell
>>182102749
Duh! She is already there.
>>182072046
>no flash auto REEEEEE
>>182070553
No one cares
>>182102682
Yes, of course
oregano
>>182102726
new player here..
are there any mechanical things I should know that are often unspoken because they're so obvious? like macros, or fast casting tricks?
>>182102484
Er, meant tomboy.Tomgirls are cute too though.
>>182103063
>>182103090
just learn the game normally like a newborn BUT
1) you unlock the camera RIGHT NOW
2) you put all your spells on quick cast
So New Urgoth is some kind of Anti-hero like WW that wants to kill the chem barons and free Zaun, also Swain is going to be even more manipulative after the new lore retcon isn't he?
>>182103090
Only basic kiting/orb-walking. After you auto attack, immediately click to move and then click back to auto attack.
You don't need to unlock your camera, trust me, there are people in diamond+ who play on locked camera, but if you get used to unlocked it will be better in the long run.
>>182103090
a is attack move important if you're an adc or just want to be more accurate with your autos. also make sure you still have normal cast binded as some skillshots are easier that way. other than that i'm not sure.
>>182103194
>>182103090
>>182103301
>You don't need to unlock your camera, trust me, there are people in diamond+ who play on locked camera, but if you get used to unlocked it will be better in the long run.
lmao
that's a shitty advice
New bread
>>182103578
>>182103578
>>182103578
>>182103578
>>182103578
>>182101220
Well if something that is soldered to the board and not socketed is fucked then the whole thing is kind of fucked.
Still, it doesn't take much to run league, you could get some old shitbox for less than a hundred dollars or put together one out of new parts for about three hundred, grab a dirt cheap old VGA monitor and you're basically good to go.
I know a guy who got to diamond on an athlon X2 + 9600GT system, that's worse that what you would find in a dumpster in burgerland, it can be done if you're desperate enough.
>>182102647
Wow, thanks for clearing things up :^)
>>182100483
whatever works for you my man
i got the lines in my notepad rn
So besides the waifu posting what's going on lads?