Previous thread >>182069840
eyosongive.us
Lulu best yordle edition
I want to aggressively impregnate this Vastayan.
>>182103449
No Rumble only Tristana
Lulu is made to be meat.
>>182103682
Just got off work. Is it too late for me to post mfw EU?
>tfw most of the pics for Cait and Vi are with these shit skins
fml desu
/vg/ vs /vg/ where?
did someone say tristana?
>>182103827
Plague is god tier.
>>182103827
xth for breast metaI waifu
>>182103830
It's never too late.
Priscilla
>>182103845
>He doesn't want to fuck the police
>>182103256
No, he believe in chaos and survival ofthe fittest
I'm gonna cum in Sjokz and get get her a pair of leather pants that barely contain her heavy with child figure
>>182104005
>we could have gotten this Elegant spider lady
>We get Elise instead
fml
>>182104023
They're cops on their base skins too tho
>>182103948
New qt trap champion when?
>>182104180
I'm okay with this
>Star guardian skin
Mmm yes
>>182103845
Officer Vi was her best skin until Warrior Kingdoms was released
>>182104178
>>182103557
xth for Urgod
w-would you do what poppy says?
Building luden's on azir is not a meme
>>182104304
>>182104391
Poppy!
>>182104178
tristana is too short to be a cop
>Enemy team instalocks Zed
>Hover Akali
>Dodges
>>182104391
>trist in the window
source?
Which jax skin should I buy?
>>182104268
>Star guardian Ez won't be a cute trap, but some shitty Tuxedo Mask ripoff because china hate everything
Fuck those guys, first they force riot to hide the beauty of the mighty skeleton race and now this
>>182104483
shut the fuck up
>>182104286
no it wasn't
>>182104613
The best ones are legacy
>>182104613
skt or jaximus
xth for counting down the days till Fiora is gutted so I can start playing Mundo again.
>>182104747
I know it feels bad man.
>>182104778
Ill get jaximus then thanks. LET"S DO THIS.
>>182104871
Sometimes you can still play him anon, the other day i just got an S and end up 9/0/3 on him it feels so good when you win with a champion you actually have fun using
People that play lucian top need to be round up and fucking killed
>"haha time to take a ranged lane bully and rape any tank or jugganuat in the only lane they can reasonable exist in" - lucian pickers
>>182104585
>enemy picks a not Caitlyn adc
>hover Caitlyn
>dodges
>>182105109
Mundo is one of the hardest snowballers in the game. If you get a lead going you can walk 1v5 into the enemy team, delete their ADC, then walk out with more HP than you walked in with.
>>182104495
I can post poppy if you want.
>Load up league
>Start ranked game (Silver 4)
>Get "Bymyblade14" as mid
>Pick Yasuo
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>He's 0/6/0 by 10 minutes
>Looks like I'm sucking dick this time
>"Hey yas, no worries since other lanes are doing good, so just like farm under tower and let us help you carry this game bud!"
>WhatthefuckwasIthinkingfml
>mfw he legit says "no, I have to continuously duel this Ahri until I figure out how to beat her, or else I can never get better at yasuo"
Just kill me senpais
Reminder that most people who draw yordles are complete retards who don't even know their precious little furry midgets only have 4 fingers in each hand
>>182105367
>>182104617
nice try
sg ez is gonna be the faggiest skin in the game, even more than that taric skin
>>182105435
Reminder that they updated to 4 fingered yordles ~within the last two months, and most of the pics you're looking at are more than a year old now.
>>182105452
>>182105519
>sg ez is gonna be the faggiest skin in the game, even more than that taric skin
I hope so and bite your tongue mister, armor of the fifth age is awesome and i want more champions with this theme or maybe some kind of 80's cheese skin line, like flamboyant villian Viktor
>>182105629
Vastayan sluts > Yordle sluts.
>>182105689
>support dies in a close 2v2 at level 3
>leaves lane to support mid and never comes bot again
I'm sorry, what did I do :(
>>182103830
Never too late. NA has bragging rights up until worlds.
>>182105802
Poppy is nice
if you play jarvan or panth in the top lane please consider removing your nuts
Okay, I will try this again since I still need a new waifu champion to play.
First post to roll a 7 decides which FEMALE champion I buy next.
Not buying: Yordles or le fahnny girl male
>>182105948
>Not buying yordle girls
FaggotJinx
>>182105948
Lissandra
>>182105802
>>182105849
>>182105923
Have you tried gitting gud?
>>182105948
You are NOT allowed to buy my wife.
>>182105948
quinn !!
>>182105948
Rek'sai
Best girl.
Best ears.
Best wife.
>>182105948
Rek'sai
>>182106069
>>182103557
>>182104327
>tfw Urgot is going to be permabanned for the first few weeks, even longer if he turns out to be cancerous
What is another top laner I could learn. I've been playing Teemo, with a few games of
Panth/Jax sprinkled in.
>>182106074
>full item lucian with lord doms does absolutely zero damage against a stone plate jarvan
>can completely end your life with a point and click ability
no never have.
>>182105948
Sejuani
If you main any if the following champs, you need to seriously condiser suicide.
>Jinx
>Thresh
>Swain
>Panth
>Faggotsticks
>Yi
>>182106191
>Playing Lucian Top
>Complaining when your boipussy gets ravaged
Pottery.
>>182106194
>Crazy eyesThis is my fetish.
>>182106215
>no Yasuo
shit list desu
>>182105948
Elise
>>182105948
Rek'sai please
>>182106170
>>182106215
>assblasted about jinx and fiddlesticks
silver 5 detected
>>182106215
>Fiddle
>Jinx
We're reaching levels of bronze that shouldn't even be possible.
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
>>182106301
i'm anad main :)
Send help please, I cant stop losing...
na.op.gg/summoner/userName=rigzaggon
>>182105948
Irelia.
I loveRiven! My super adorablewife!
>>182106158
>>182106163
>>182106325
Degerate xenofuckers
>>182106361
>its a lolg pretends they never lost to a jinx episode
>>182106331
>>182106379
Be careful in the water, Lulu!
>>182106435
lost to one? I cant even remember the last time I played against one!
>>182106431
Rek'sai is not for lewds. She is a precious xenobeast who deserves headpats.
>>182106435
>Losing to a champion = WTF KILL ALL THE CHAMPIONS MAINS THIS OP PIECE OF SHIT CHAMP IS RUINING LEAGUE
Stay bronze, shitter
New player here. What are some essentials I should learn at the pre-level 10 point?
>>182105948
illaoi
>>182104587
http://te4moon.tumblr.com/post/162527553599/remember-this-comic-that-i-drew-a-long-time-ago
>>182106470
>>182106125
But I can fuck her right?
playing videogames on adsl internet all my life has surely shortened my life span quite significantly.
>shortstacks
>>182106516
delete this
taliyah is for malphite
>>182106574
>>182106306
Hex maniac is your ideal waifu
>>182106582
>wanting to fuck that tranny
I mean... sure you do you...
>>182105948
Jinx
>>182106582
No, she's mine. I'm going to make a family with her.
>>182104286
Stripper Vi is literally the shittiest skin.
Gonna be adding to this off and on over the next hour
would like suggestions or feedback
>Jinx Vi and Jhin in a hot springs
>"So mister "star", your performance really kicked Cait's ass"
>"You call that trash's actions a act? Ha. I wouldnt even look in it's general direction"
>The gang laughs and lays back in the hot water
>Jinx leans in toward's Vi and whispers "Hey fat hands, you see his dick? I want some of that"
>She takes a quick glance to see his magnum dong
>"Damn, it's huge. Isn't he gay though?"
>"Yeah but you're gay too fat hands. Come on let's get a piece of that"
>They both stand from the water and walk over to him
>"Hey big guy, want a good time with two fine ladies?"
>"Step out of my light fags"
>>182106402
how the fuck do u go 30% winrate with panth my nigga, stop playing shitlords champs too. Pick luc or irelia dude.
>>182105948Ashe
Anybody wanna group on NA? We can use discord too, if you want voice communication.
IGN: Input Cancer
>>182106627
>our mid lux buys a sightstone first item
> "vision is the most important thing in league of legends"
>proceeds to get absolutely DUMPSTERED by zed
>>182105948
Anivia
>>182106641
Literal semen demon.
>>182106754
wow this is amazing
>>182106689
Starting a family with Yasuo and Ekko sloppy seconds
>>182106730
>>182106641
>>182106795
>I don't already have an entire Hex Maniac folder
Good taste, anons.
how early am i supposed to get gunblade on teemo?
feels like I should always go attack speed into frozen mallet, never seems like i have time for gunblade. what do you even build on this guy? seems all over the place
>>182105948
i swear its rigged how posts like these never get the desired number replied to them forever
>>182105948
>>182106689
>ywn secretly impregnate Taliyahfag's wife behind his back
JUST
>>182106840
>>182106754
It's like the opposite of support Lux
/vg/ vs /vg/ +4
na
vidya
>>182104642
not a meme
>>182105948
fuck you then
anivia
>>182106481
In.
>>182105948
Rek'sai
ANY VG VS VG NA?
>>182106827
>Sloppy seconds
>Not being alpha enough to pull her away from edgy weeb and chrono nigger
>Not wanting to cuck both of those losers with her
I love my wife. MY wife.
>>182105948
New French Maid skins when?
>>182106978
>>182105948
>All these 8's
It's set up for (you)s
>>182105948
you can fuck my wife sir.
>>182107210
>>182107210
I want to tug on Poppy's twintailswhile she sucks my dick
why are the poppyfags spamming
/vg/ vs /vg/ +3
na
vidya
>>182105948
>
>>182107315
Because the Tristana ones stopped.
>>182103667
If Azir and Xayah had chicks would they be Vastayan, Human, Ascended, or a mix of either?
>>182105948
>>182107283
>>182107283
>>182105948
Xayah
>>182107303
That sounds nice
>>182105948Ezreal
>>182105948
Anivia
>>182107264Ahricuck, is that you?
>>182105948
>>182105948
>only one number to win it
(You) brought this on yourselfTristana
>kicked from VG
I just wanted to play jax.
>>182107540
ahricuck? you mean the pathetic loser cuckold who gets banned every time he announces himself? sorry you have the wrong guy.
im in for a bad time arent i
>>182107596
get lost terrorist
>>182107303
I want to pull on them untilshe hits the baseand thentie them behind my backsoshe's stuck
>>182107430
>>182107439
>>182107373
Ascended is something you earn, so just regular half chicken people apparently this stuff dilute each generation, i'm still don't know if Swain was born a vastaya descentdant or stole the power
>>182107557
>mfw OP didn't say anything about rule63
>>182107638
Literaly a no name though. I dont understand your inside jokes.
>>182105948
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A 7
Also, here's the list of female champions I already own
>>182107557
WASTED
>>182107557
>Finally a 7
>It's a fucking furry bara male
>>182107660
>>182107708
Anivia my friend
Tell me youoptionsaboutLeague of Legends
Juice is also accepted
>>182107708
Get Rengar, faggot
vg vs vg +3
na
vidya
>>182107705
o
dont claim to be a terrorist next time
>>182107708
Jinx
>>182107778
what did he mean by this?
>>182107620
That's a shame. If Ahricuck were here I'd be happy to fuck his wife for him.And him.
>>182107697
>Ascended is something you earn
Apparently Sivir has ascended blood according to nasus in the new lore, don't know what the hell that means.
>>182107757
N-NANI???
>>182107816
Well do another after then.
>>182107876
Its Azir's blood is probably what he meant since she's his last relative
>>182107864i'm sure his wife would be willing to keep you company while you wait. she's very courteous to guests
>>182107557
When is Riot going to cash in on the FREE MONEY that would be genderswap skins? I would play this qt pussy.
>>182107039
>ONE champ with any sort of mobility or tankiness on enemy team
what did i say? shut the fuck up
>>182107876
No, he has Azir bloodline, she's part of the royal family the ascended power is something they give to you if you're worthy in the eyes of whatever the fuck the sun disk is, they say vastaya, ascended and Voli/Ali tribes are something completly different
>>182107996
>genderswap skins for every skin + chroams
>10,000 riot points each
/VG/ VS /VG/ +1
NA
VIDYA
>>182108130
Did you add me?
>>182108091
I would literally pay that much for Femgar
Seriously, Amazoness Rengar is infinitely more interested than male Rengar
I love Lissandra!
AMA!
>>182108236
who dis
>>182108292
How cold is the puss puss
It it stingingly frigid or pleasantly cool
>>182108292
Why do you love a frigid blind hag?
>>182105948
>>182107757
ANIVIA IT IS THEN.
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED.
SEE YOU GUYSnext week
>braum keeps standing behind me
>doesnt abuse the lvl 2 powerspike that lucian+braum has
>literally does nothing the entire game
>"report lucian"
>>182108469
>ignoring the first 7
Kill yourself
*feels B.F Sword*
OwO what's this...
>post game grade
>D+ =F
>C=D
>B+C
>A=B
>S=A
lolbabs?
Kayn when
>>182108292
Tell me if she has fluffy ears under that helmet. I want to pet them if she does.
>>182108469
You fucking pussy
>>182108292
I love Sejuani!
>>182108736
>A Xayah pic I didn't already have
Much obliged anon.
Reminder that Ashe is an immobile adc and therefore absolute trash in pro play since teams will just abuse her.
does she canonically have ears like that, I see so much fan art that does but have they actually shown or said what she looks like under the helmet
>>182108736
I want to impregnate Xayah and make Rakan watch.
>>182108954
Reminder that Orianna is a balanced champion and Riot will gut literally everything in the game just to get us to play her
vg vs vg bets
>>182109025
meant to quote >>182108782
>>182108542
>>182108806
I said female champion. Fanart doesn't make Rengar a female
>>182109071
>Battle Bunny
>when Dawnbringer exists
someone get this man some RP
>>182109071
>Battle Bunny Riven
Instant feeder, your team wins anon.
>>182109025
No there a picture of her without the helmet is just some oldfashioned hair
>>182109071
>Diamonds vs Golds
Gee I wonder.
>>182109059
>ywn record yourself impregnating Xayah while she begs for it
>Then post it on Vastayan /r9k/
JUST
>>182109065
Reminder that Orianna is one of like...5 well-designed champions that this game has.
u know whats OP in lower elos? tanks and bruisers
Shadow magic yordle champion when?
>>182109217
eat shit
Riot commissions you to make three (3) skin concepts: a shamelessly slutty skin, a joke skin, and edgelord skin. What do you make? I'll start:
>Urban Youth Rakan with a black chroma and teen pregnancy Xayah
>Prankster Anivia (her passive is the flaming doo doo on the doorstep prank)
>General Kled E. Lee
Any builds for Exploding Knees yet?
>>182109142
You didn't rule out rule 63
It makes you more of a pussy than Female Rengar bent over and in dire heat
>>182109071
more like Discord vs Discord
>>182109559
...what the fuck?
>>182108403
pleasantly cool
>>182108427
I don't
I love a plush pure qt
>>182108864
No you don't, you fotm shitter
>>182109559
Pool Party Xayah
Fast Food Azir
PROJECT Kayn
>>182109637
What is wrong with her? She's spilling that stuff everywhere and making a mess. Can she not drink it like a normal person?
>>182109525
good taste
>>182109825
>PROJECT Kayn
goddammit now i want it
fuck you
>>182109559
>Shamelessly Slutty
Star Guardian Evelynn, It's just star pasties on her bits
>Joke Skin
Clowngot, gun shoots confetti, explosives are pies, shotgun knees shoot smoke and sparkles, toss is a whacky flip, Ult isA big monster hand pulling you into a mouth hidden under his clown clothes
>Edgy
Fallen Kayle, wings are messed up, armor broken, morgana makeup, cleavage, says edgy stuff
>tfw you'll never get carried out of bronze
>it's an autofill support builds zero vision while the enemy is supp main with sightstone lee jungle on their team episode
truly the worst episode
also why the FUCK is malzahar so strong jesus christ that R is so fucking stupid
>>182109994
Reminder that using a PROJECT skin has a positive correlation to being a shitter with that champion.
>>182109825
>>182110015
wow nice skins :) don't be like this guy>>182109739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo4NX0HKoZM
Standings have been updated! We're at the final stretch!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OqfldqP7hLT6-wWNbwz7tT1x7ii9HKEypKknjcWjuaM/edit#gid=813909250
>>182109994
I mean it will inevitably happen.
Riot at this point are known for their fanservice. Kayn NOT getting PROJECT would seriously bewilder me.
I want my pizza delivery skin though. At least we get Soldier: 76 as a joke skin.
>>182109559
Cowgirl Sejuani
Mailman Ziggs
Yin Yang Kayn
>>182110218
FUCK YOU
>>182110246
>Project Kayn
>If you go Darkin, he becomes Battlecast
Please
>>182106413
Fuck you, RivRiv is mine you faggot.
>>182106754
Gib proof, that sounds almost too autistic to be true
>>182110101
Don't rely on your team. Ever. For anything.
As for malzahar, build qss, that's what it's there for. I know it sucks, but bite the bullet and buy it anyway.
>>182110068
Pretty sure Vayne's griefing there
>>182110357
>The next legendary/ultimate skin will be Kayn that starts PROJECT and either goes Battlecast or Program
>>182110357
>Battlecast
>Not Mecha because of the Aatrox skin
>>182109836
Cats can't drink like normal people, dummy. They have to lap it up with their tongues. (You) try lapping up milk from a carton without spilling it all over your tits.
I never understood the mobility-creep comments till I started playing Mid.
Jesus Christ, fuck this lane. I'm going back to Top where the worst I have to deal with is the occasional Riven.
>>182110218
>Nid #1
Good
>>182109525
>>182110068
90% sure that leona needed one creep for lvl 2 and wanted to surprise the enemy with it, but vayne stopped autoing the low-hp creep.
>>182109559
>Pool Party Poppy, complete with her shield being a life ring and her hammer being an inflatable pool toyand having huge hips and butt
>Surprise Party Sion, who shouts "CANDYGRAAAAAAAAMMMMM!" while charging
>PROJECT: Jax, because I genuinely think it would be cool as hell.
>>182110515
Man, this picture has all the top tier shortstacks.
>>182110283
Something wrong, friend?
Here have a list of skin ideas I've seen or came up with:
Master Chef Braum
Dragonslayer Olaf
Dragon Master Swain
Star Guardian Soraka
Touchdown Garen
Cheerleader Lux
Cheeleader Katarina
Lifeguard Braum
Trick-or-Treat Bard
Pool Party Sivir
Strongman Braum
Dragonslayer (Dragon Fist?) Vi
Omega Squad Tristana
Omega Squad Corki
Hydromancer (Atlantean?) Karthus
Harlequin Poppy
Heartseeker(s?) Kindred
High Noon Graves
High Noon Lucian
Pentakill Sion
Dragon Trainer Kled
Dragon Princess Cassiopeia
[Chinese dragon] Aurelion Sol
Firecracker Ziggs
Warring Kingdoms Swain
Dark Star Cho'Gath
Dark Star Aurelion Sol
Void Bringer Yorick
Void Bringer Zyra
French Maid Poppy
French Maid Soraka
French Maid Janna
Butler Jhin
Demon Quinn
Demon Shaco
Arcade Braum
Battlecast BlitzcrankCLG Aurelion Sol
>>182110357
>>182110432
Too good to happen, but let's face it this shit would pint a lot of money
>>182110218
I've become the monster I've despised for so long
I played Vayne Top today
I hope you are happy
>>182110068
>>182110395
>RivRiv
She doesn't like that nickname, so stop using that. Also, she's MINE!
>>182105116
Is there anything more pathetic then people who complain about having to play against certain champs in their lane (or jungle)?
>>182110662
just add in dawngate shapers and skins at this point
just add in the original models too because that kassadin and mundo are just MMMMM
>>182109559
Pool Party Riven
Love Potion Singed for Valentine's. Comes with a heart-shaped shield, his poison trail and w is red/pink, and he wears a wine bottle on his back. (the joke is that the love potion is for date rape, has lines with all the female champs in the game)
Project Vayne
>>182110757
>tfw no hope for /ss/ from the contest
who are all the mid lane hypercarries?
>>182110757
this is one of the better /ss/ ones
>>182110662
>Dragon Fist Vi
Better idea: God Fist Vi, who's all cocky and joking around, but ultimately still considers herself a mortal with the power of a god (not A god), just like a certain someone from a certain cult classic video game. Plus, it would contrast with God Fist Lee's attitude well.
Anybody honor level 3 yet?
I actually forgot that kayn exists. Talking about getting your thunder stolen.
>>182110523
Probably not. The creep with the lowest HP is still half HP when he initiated.
Even if he thought of that, it won't work because the enemy is lvl 2 already and there's a wave building up.
When will League remove Sivir she is the worst ADC if not worst champ in whole game
>>182110218
I was so tilted today I played Exhaust/Ignite support LeBlanc and it worked so I gave up, stopped voting and turned my attention to negas
>>182110913
Anivia, Snek, Kassawin, Karthus, Koggles, Veigar.
>>182110662
After the fake leak i really want a new Viktor skin adn the secret boss stuff sounded so cool, a skin that transform Viktor in a cheesy 80's villian would be perfect
>>182110913
Veigar
Gangplank since he CAN do it
Azir
Kassadin
Kayle
Cassiopia...?
Yasuo but fuck him
ENTOMB
>>182110739
Shit, really? maybe I should cancel these things after all. They're supposed to be fun, not spawn affronts to God and nature.
>>182111003
Sivir is really fun when your team realizes your going to be shoving the enemy team into tower the entire lane phase and they make pressure of your pressure.
Is this a thing?
>>182110068
>just played a game where an annie walked behind the enemy creepwave against a thresh three seperate times and dies three seperate times
>takes ignite but doesnt use it
>farms the wave with her spells to get charges
Never have i been so tilted
vg vs vg results
>>182111141
ADCs are viable in every lane right now.
>ADCucks still act like their role is too weak
>>182111003
sivir is fun her spell shield is cool and powerful
vg vs vg results - it was boring as shit
>>182109071
>>182109153
>>182109190
>>182109217
>>182109731
>tfw Pantheon
/vg/ vs. /vg/ results are in
>>182111003
>Riot
>Removing champions
>>182111141
No dodge now
>>182111197
>xonian not on urgot in his final days
>>182111003
But she was pick or ban until they changed her ulti.
>Get s on champ
>Get chest
>Play another game with the same champ
>Get another s
>Got another chest
>Check if wasn't a glitch
>I have 2 now
What did i just discover
>>182111219
>implying someone trollpicking tristana top makes it viable
>>182111197
>>182111253
>Diamonds stomped the Golds
Who could have predicted this outcome?
what are THE strongest solo queue champs right now?
>>182110792
yes, Lucian apologists
>>182111253
Told you Battle Bunny would feed.
Fiora too, more like Feedora
>>182111089
>Yasuo but fuck him
I'd rather fuck HER.
Memes aside, Teemo should truly be deleted. It's not fun to play with or against Teemo.
>tfw playing with all the NEETs at 5am in EUW
>>182108029
>mobility
still not a meme
>>182110931
What the name of it?
>>182111375
I'd rather fuck HIM
>>182111141
>top
>noton top
>>182111393
Its this games Troll champion
Riot literally keeps him for memes. And the one time he was viable pro-players literally came out and said it was fucking hell on earth playing against him
>>182111367
Maybe true, but I don't see any in this thread, just "top mains" who need to git gud.
>>182111393
Speak for yourself, ap teemo is one of the funnest things I can think off.
>>182111395
Playing at night is comfy on EUW
>>182111365
Oh look, it's THIS post again.
>Guys how do I climb elo without actually getting good?
>>182111467
>those hips
Bandlebro knows all my weak points
>>182111365
>>182111536
>>182111365
Riven. I climbed to Silver spamming her.
>>182109525
That'd be dank.
>>182111393
He's the game meme mascot anon, he's not going anyway, now even demon champs jokes that he's the devil and all that, he's going to be here forever or at best reworked because his model looks like shit and riot said now models just get updated in VGU
>>182111401
>get fed enough early to afford lost chapter, ludens, AND liandry's
stop replying to me
>>182111278
I'm about to give the old boy a good sendoff match or two in a bit. nUrgot might be on the PBE sometime next week, and Ill be ready.
>tfw my entire Urgot folder is basically obsolete now
>>182109525
Literally Veigar
>>182111043
>>182111089
much appreciated
azir is still the most fun though, so hard to play anything other than him
How am I supposed to be using control wards? I haven't played since Oracle's cost 400 gold and lasted until you died and I don't know what to do with the new wards.
>>182109525
We need a cute with a little bit of edgyness yordle.
>>182111945
holy jesus anon its been 5 years atleast since oracles existed
>>182111945
Buy them and place them so you know if the sneaky sneaks come sneaking.
>Urgot' execute part of the his ultimate is QSSable.
There goes my excitement
>>182111945
Stick it in a place you can defend, and want good vision control. Examples being blue side bot lane tribush, red side toplane tribush, the bushes in your jungle, etc.
>>182111694
Obsolete? No. They keep the memory of the First Incarnation of the Urgod alive.
>>182112024
>Implying the tanks you prioritize it for have QSS
>>182111945
Place them in high-traffic areas that you can easily defend to bait retards into trying to clear them for free kills. Or you can just place them at very defensive spots like your jungle's buffs to spot invaders without worrying about the ward expiring.
>>182111105冻住!不许走!
>>182110218
How vote?
>>182112089
>the memory
You are right, anon. Memories are forever.
>>182112230
win games as the champion you wan to vote for, then take a screenshot of the post game screen and email it to [email protected]
Who is the best lategame assassin?
By lategame I mean actual assassin stuff, not the retarded Zed splitpush he does post 40 minutes.
>You will never cum so much inside Tristana that her belly bulges
>>182112582
polly kassadin
>>182112582
Katarina, the teamfight assassin
>our pantheon gets outpressured by a yi jungle
>when he does gank he misses his e on minions twice
>tries to call others trash
>taxes lanes
>takes gold from flash KSing
>we now fall behind in a full ad team
>>182112650
>>182112650
i just want to rub and blow raspberries on her tummy
>>182112582
>>182112650
>want to pump trist full of cum that she begins to bulge
>not jinx
>not MF
>not cait
>not vayne
>not literally any other female adc
>>182112650
Normal sized girls can hold more cum.
This may sound dumb, but is there any way to track how close you are to raising your honor level?
>>182111694
It's Pixel, I'll play a match of urgot for you
>>182112878
>>182112678
>Forgot Kassadin existed
>I literally own Cosmic Reaver and Prevoid
Why did Zed lose his FREE percent AD scaling from W?
>Whenever I take Honeyfruit, I always leave one for Scuttles
Am I autistic?
>>182113096
Because he gets FREE ad from killing targets.
How is your game going?
>>182113721
yeah man
>>182113721
>it still doesn't display match duration
also I can understand the inting but why normals
>you were the most honored player on your team!
>>182113951
>yi comes to kill your opponent and then taxes and pushes your lane
>it pisses me off so much because I had hard time last hitting
>I start just pushing lanes
>>182114226
>Top Laner
I don't know that feel.
>>182113721
Could be better, could be a lot worse.
>>182110280
>Mailman Ziggs
I want it. I see him dressed up in brown ups gear
>>182114226
>support
I happily know my place.
>>182114289
well, your match history is definitely better
>>182114226
>get permabanned twice
>3rd account decide to be reformed
>never played ranked before on both accounts
>play ranked, do placements
>Silver 4
At least I'm not bronze :^)
If you can smile, you can be the light.
>Dude just ignore Zac we have to focus the carries XD
>>182114356
>>182114408
Holy shit I want to plug and fill all support mains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>182114584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfcVILyrglY
>people who play ezreal in ranked
FUCKING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
IF YOU WANT SAFETY JUST PLAY TRISTANA
IF YOU WANT TO POKE WITH ABILITIES JUST PLAY CORKI
STOP SHITTING UP MY RANKED GAMES YOU MOTHERFUCKING BLONDE CUNTS
>>182114356
Then why isn't your mouth full of my cock?
>>182114582
Silver is worse than bronze. Why do you think people call others silver shitters and not bronze shitters?
Why's my client so laggy now?
>>182114846
Because Silver Shitters is alliterative.
>>182114685
>>182114807
Fag.
>you have been promoted to silver I!
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose
>You have been demoted to silver II!
>win
>win
>You have been promoted to silver I!
>lose
>lose
>lose
>lose...
>>182114685
G-gentle please!
>0/12/0 sona
"just group guys, im warding"
Fuck diamond 5
>>182114940
ur an illiterative
>>182114995
I know that feel man. I've been bouncing around Silver all season long. I just can't escape
>>182115160
Yeah d5 sucks, probably the worst shit along with p1 and low master. Keep your head up and power through it man.
>>182115143
Absolutely not! Youll be bent on all fours squealing like a good support should. Feeling nothing but pain yet begging for more!
>>182115261
Bronze hell is a meme. Silver is where satan actually resides.
>>182115160
>not grouping with your support to help them get vision.
>stay diamond 5 :)
>>182115305
Diamond is elo heaven. Come to silver if you want to see the real shit.
>>182115395
no i dont think you understand
she was intentionally feeding
>losing game hard, 2-10 scoreline
>support decides to start talking about runescape in all chat
>talking about the why he plays rs3 over old school
>enemy jungler starts chatting with him because he plays old school
>he keeps chatting about whats good about rs3
>enemy jungler starts getting caught while talking
>they lose a big teamfight, suddenly we take baron and are in a position to pressure
>enemy jungler now silent knowing he singlehandly lost the game for his team by talking to our support instead of keeping up pressure
The thresh got full honors on our team, kek
>>182115160
>decide to grind out games in ranked
>finally get into plat after 2 seasons ending in Gold 1&2
>most of the players I run into have little to no gamesense and flame like no other
>Syndra's who use their entire burst on a Sej
>Vaynes who tumble into a Gragas
>Yasuos who all in a Swain post 6 and don't buy exec first
>people picking yorick
>TLD Soraka
>Bond of Stone Janna
>Warlord's MF
So is it safe to assume that just like Gold, the majority of this elo are people who paid someone to boost them?
>>182114995
>>182115394
As a silver shitter I can confirm.
>>182114687
>>182109559
>shamelessly slutty
Pool PartyLissandra
>>182115394
The skill level is roughly the same.
But holy fuck Bronze is so less toxic than Silver. People in mid-high Bronze at least know they're shit and are having fun, you may lose but you almost always have a good time. Silver is when ego starts settling in, and Plat is when that ego turns into cancer.
>>182115467
Blame Riot for their fucking retarded pyramid system that places 80% of players in Bronze and Silver, but only hands out rewards for Gold+. Leagues so be seperated evenly, the bottom 20% of players are bronze, the next 20% are silver, the next 20% are gold, the next 20% are plat and the the best 20% are diamond, with masters and challengers for the top 200
>>182115615
That looks more like pool party morgana to me
>>182114995
>>182115261
>tfw I almost made it to gold for the first time this season
>got to silver I 97lp
>oh boy so close I can taste that gold border
>lose match to get to promos, it was super close and just we lost only because lee stepped a bit to close and the tip of the pixel of ahri's charm landed and they capitalized on it
>feel like dying but try to psych myself up and remind myself that gold is so close and not to tilt
>over the course of the next month I lost all the way down to silver IV
>every time I get to silver III promos I lose and the cycle repeats
>im not sure if I can go on boys, quitting and moving to a different game seems like such a good alternative right now
>>182115668
They can't do that because that would make it a one-for-one ripoff of SC2's system. That's probably the only reason it isn't that way already.
>>182115668
It's not Riot's fault 80% of the playerbase is shit.
Unlike Masters, there is nothing stopping the mid-high elo from getting a higher population.
>>182115962
Take a break.
Silver 1 is some Hellraiser type of torture, a bunch of booster babies get dropped off there so you frequently get matched with the shittiest shitters you've ever seen. Just keep gotta rolling the dice till there's more on the enemy team.
>>182111003
just retune her ulti at this point since MUH PRO PLAY abuses it too much and it completely overlaps with Kled and Karma.
what do you guys think would be a better Sivir ult?
>Sivir grants her entire team a temporary spell shield and move speed
>Sivir creates a Rallying aura that grants bonus attack damage + Attack speed which increases for every ally in the aura (movement speed portion removed)
>Just copy Centaur Warrunner ult and make passing through enemies deal damage based on your max HP
>Sivir summons a huge sandstorm that shrouds Sivir and her team
those are all my ideas
>>182116108
How about her current ult + the sandstorm?
>>182115414
I was in silver, lol. In silver everyone is fuckin bad, so it's not that bad. Once you become slightly decent at the game you'll carry yourself out easily. In diamond people are at least somewhat not braindead most of the time so you have to 1v9 to win.
>>182115668
Literally mad cuz bad, kek
>>182116048
>there is nothing stopping the mid-high elo from getting a higher population
You might want to brush up on how Elo works, because the Elo system itself prevents that. The numbers are all relative to the average, and for every gain, there's an equivalent loss.
>>182115826
pool party any woman desu
>>182115668
I don't care if you pay someone to boost you, I really don't. Just try to acquire a semblance of gamesense and stop being a faggot who flames people every game over the most trivial shit.
If you are going to get boosted, at least learn how to play decently enough so that you aren't just dropping MMR for everyone else there once that person who boosted you leaves you to your own devices.
>>182116048
>Unlike Masters, there is nothing stopping the mid-high elo from getting a higher population.
There is because your league is based on your ranking relative to the rest of the playerbase. If every single League of Legends player was a diamond level player in skill most people would still be Bronze/Silver because it's not absolute skill that determines your ranking, it's relative skill.
illaio is literally free LP at lower elos
How good is Galio for lower elo play?
What is his best role?
>>182116352
im a silver shitter and ive literally never lost to an illaoi this season, not even in lane
>>182116256
>In silver everyone is fuckin bad, so it's not that bad.
Silver is filled to the brim with smurfs so a lot of games come down to the coinflip of which team got the better smurf.
>>182116352
>losing game but have a slight lead
>get tower top
>go to every teamfight with Steraks/Black Cleaver
>win game
If only I could take her more places than top, holy shit.
>15 minutes
>Sona has 13 deaths
>There are still people picking Ryze in low elo
STOP
JUST STOP
>>182116481
It's also filled with people who haven't really played ranked that are on their way up or down in placements because the starting rating is mid-silver.
>>182115649
High plat trying to get diamond, can confirm this bracket has metastasized into infinite cancer.
It's where people open mid for a lost early play or flame you all game for a single mechanical mistake, but are still sub-diamond shitters who don't really know the game.
>>182116460
seems like you played against apes
>>182112905
no because that would be toxic
/lolg/! Wish me luck pls. This is actually my OTP account so anything but Jinx skins is gonna be a waste!
i cant dodge skill shots consistently
How much will playing on the JP server from the east side of the US make me want to kill myself
11 game winning streak and im only getting 18lp
How bad was my MMR?
>>182116331
You're a fucking retard if I've ever seen one.
>>182113721
Hell must have run out of space and sent you up here anon.
>Stormraiders Talon
This shit is whack.
>>182116859
if you could no one would ever hit you which would make you better than a pro player, because even they get hit constantly
>>182116859
Play ARAM.
Not even kidding.
>highlight my jungler
>support bans it
>plays the "oh i didnt see it" shit
if you do this, unironically kill yourself
>>182116961
I'm right though...
>>182117080
>Not just silently trollpicking the moment someone tries that
Gives me a good chuckle when they ask enemy team to report me.
Any good jungle coaches to watch on youtube or twitch?
Is there literally any reason to pick Shyvana? Especially over someone like Warwick and even Udyr? Holy shit she's shitty.
>>182117172
>tfw playing support fiddlesticks at random intervals no matter how tilted I am.
>>182116885
>being this much of a weeb
>>182117080
Context is important. If it was something like Lee Sin or Kha'Zix it's perfectly understandable.
>>182117229
she's a dragon waifu(?)
that's all I got.
>ally backs
>starts teleporting back to lane
>instead of porting to the tower they port to the lane minions
>fucking teleports onto two waves of creeps and an enemy laner with a full spell rotation + ignite
>"wow that killed me?" - ally
>tfw
>>182116285
>learn to play better after being boosted
lmao the whole reason they needed to get boosted was because they suck dick. playing against harder opponents wont help a shitter, they'll just keep losing till they quit or get back to their shitter elo. Theres a reason retards have 1000 games in silver
>>182117074
Yeah, no joke.
ARAM is an underappreciated mode for training because it puts you in that ten minute midlane clusterfuck for an entire match. You get a lot better at avoiding initiation and shots.
Also situational building since you get to itemize without farming.
Remember to main Lux!
>Jinx Vi and Jhin in a hot springs
>"So mister "star", your performance really kicked Cait's ass"
>"You call that trash's actions a act? Ha. I wouldnt even look in it's general direction"
>The gang laughs and lays back in the hot water
>Jinx leans in toward's Vi and whispers "Hey fat hands, you see his dick? I want some of that"
>She takes a quick glance to see his magnum dong
>"Damn, it's huge. Isn't he gay though?"
>"Yeah but you're gay too fat hands. Come on let's get a piece of that"
>They both stand from the water and walk over to him
>"Hey big guy, want a good time with two fine ladies?"
>"Step out of my light fags"
>"Light?"
>"That means, fuck off, darling"
>This strikes a nerve with Vi
>"The fuck did you say you prissy ass punk?"
>Jinx quickly covers Vi's mouth struggling to keep it shut
>"You're a fiesty one aren't you. Blue haired girl, be a dear and remove her from the sauna, she's making the water too hot"
>Jinx tries her best to keep Vi calm
>"Jhin we just want to taste that huge dick of yours. We're your biggest fans. It's bigger than Ekko's come on man"
>"My genitals are for viewing pleasure only"
>Vi breaks free of Jinx's grip
>"I bet you're a virgin, loser!"
>"Why would I waste my time on such a petty concept?"
>They both ease up and look at him
>Staring
>"Showbusiness fucks me every day, I dont have time for women"
>They both start laughing
>"What about that time you fucked Lul-"
>"Stunt double. I dont degrade myself for my shows"
>"And here you are in front of two fine ladies ready to take on that colossal cock in a sauna on a Friday night. God you're pathetic"
>"Fat hands shut the fuck up for a second. Go get your gauntlets"
is this up anyone's alley or did i miss the initial direction
>>182117125
The 1 loss = 1 win is true, but that doesn't mean there is a set number of people who can be in Bronze, Silver, Gold, Plat, Diamond, and Masters.
>>182116846
It's actually a really cool skin! Too bad it's wasted on this account.
how do i beat diana? since a couple of patches ago i haven't been able to defeat a single one
>>182117575
Oh man, hope you'r ready for this next patch. She's getting super buffed.
Bets
>>182117452
I mainher girlfriend!
>>182114995
are you me?
>>182117261
I just want to see if the players there get as mad as the players here
>>182117641
either you forgot to swap or you're trolling your team
>>182117663
Lux isn't gay in any canonical sense. You need to stop or else I'm going to make sure you lose every game I see you.
>>182117485
ELO is a zero sum system. For someone to increase their ELO someone elses has to decrease. It measures relative skill. So yeah, there are a set number of people who can be in Bronze, Silver, Gold, etc because to get there you're literally taking ELO off other people and decreasing their rank. You can't get everyone to Diamond ELO because to get X number of people to diamond ELO another X number of people have to have their ELO decreased by the same amount.
Understand? If only Diamond level players played the game most of them would still be Bronze/Silver because every single player who makes diamond does so by lowering the elo of every player they win against. So even if you're diamond you'll lose to BETTER diamonds and get stuck in 'bronze' with all the lower level diamond players.
>>182117850
Of course she isn't gay, silly.She's lesbian.
>>182117916
I get what you are saying. But you are wrong and you will alwasy be bronze or silver like the dog you are.
Please never contact me or my family again.
>>182117849
i am in fact the jungler
>double ip weekend in my server
>have tons of shit to do
damn riot,they always pull this shit on me
>>182117663
Adding Madoka skins was the best thing Riot ever did
>>182117505
So what happens when you reroll 3 shards and get a permanent for a champ you don't own?
>>182118213
You get the champ too.
But usually you'll only get prememants from rerolls for champs you own.
>>182118213
>>182118256
no you don't
if you roll 3 shards into a skin and don't have the champ it will sit in your loot inventory with a gold border instead of blue and you can redeem it whenever you unlock it whenever you buy the champ
Hey lolbabs, if there really is so much champion diversity in legal legions, then why are there no ranged ad assassins that aren't marksmen? Gotcha.
Daily reminder Karthus is for Kayle!
>>182118164
They're sitting on a huge cashcow, if they made an anime or at least a manga out of SG it would definitely be a huge hit.
>>182118576
Because all ad ranged assassins are by default put into the marksmen so they can farm and carry mid-late game. Twitch and Vayne are a good example of this.
>>182118698
I believe Riot's overall plan is to build up the fan base more/ become more main stream, "strengthen" the lore some more, then try to go for some media outlet.
Then with the esports scene, solidify it in NA (which is working out pretty well so far), become a house hold name, influence how society works from the honor system, and become the new overlords of humanity where your rank determins your social status.
>>182118736
he's memeing
if an ad assassin could burst from range they'd still have the sustained damage of an adc via ranged autos
>havent played league in 3 years
>play 2 normal games to relearn the map and that the courier doesnt exist
>immediately go ranked
>place bronze3
>gold5 in 37 games
its NOT fucking hard jesus christ
literally played jungle poppy every single game I was able to, cinder->tri/frozen->tank every time
people in this game are so braindead and slow, you can just walk into their lane and kill them before they even notice. knocking somebody away with your ult means they just walk off and dont even try to come back to the teamfight, people stand next to walls etc.
the #1 problem I faced was retards just giving up and tilting 24/7. its like a bunch of autistic 12 year olds, as soon as they are 3 cs behind their opponent they just stop trying
>>182118478
Can you do anything with that full skin other than redeeming it? Like disenchanting it or something?
Does Fiora have an impregnation fetish?
>>182118698
As long as they don't ruin the setting by giving in and making ironic meme skins for the reddit crowd like Star Guardian Urgot or Ezreal
>>182118943
>Impregnation fetish
You mean being a normal human being that wants to pass on their genes and family line? If so: probably, just like most humans.
There should be an ad version of dark seal
>okay guys kayn is the new champion next patch how should we show him off we don't want another illoai...
>push the urgot reveal
>but sir Kayn still has not had his time to shine
>PUSH THE URGOT REVEAL
Would you play with me?
>>182119102
There was!
>>182118919
you can disenchant it for dust or use it to roll into another skin
if you already have the champion though when you roll it automatically unlocks it so you only get the permanents if you have every skin in the game already or don't have the champion you got it for
also not sure why that other guy straight up lied the only cases you get the champ with the skin is victorious skins at the end of a season and skin codes like the ones Riot gave out at PAX and I'm not even sure they still do that anymore
>>182118943
No, she'd just use riposte when you cum and make you impregnate yourself
>>182118968
Riot needs to step back for a second and realize that most of the suggestions form reddit are from teenagers and social rejects who have angst and want to bitch about anything to feel more important.
None of my friends really care how much Riot buffs or nerfs a champ as long as it isn't rediculus, which Riot does a good job at. Nor do they care that someone said something mean to them in a ranked game.
If you talk alot in all chat, I camp your lane.
Sorry, no offense but you're scientifically proven to be the worst players in the game, easy kills, easy tilt.
>>182119119
I guess man, IDK
props on the kaiser though
>>182119216
>Riot gave out at PAX and I'm not even sure they still do that anymore
they do but not at pax, just at their events (like MSI, or Rift Rivals, and stuff like that)
YO
DOES ANIKI TAN STILL POST HERE
>>182119182
Well why did riot remove it?
>>182118909
ye actually
came over from hots last season and managed gold in a few dozen games before taking a break. I wonder if a lot of people just don't play the game
>>182119280
there's always camping the one fellow on a loss streak
or successfully ganking then asking if they were autofilled
>>182119342
>successfully ganking then asking if they were autofilled
FUCK, this is GENIUS
>>182119342
REPORTED FOR TOXIC
>>182118849
>your rank determins your social status
Isn't it already like that? Chicks dig ELO.
>>182119267
The most annoying thing is when Reddit think they're being 'helpful' by making the most irrelevant suggestions.
They're coming...
>>182119473
It actually is starting to become like that.
There is quite a number of girls who play/know about league in my college, a lot of them pretty good looking. Higher elo players tend to have a better chance with these girls.
>mfw finally g3
I'm halfway from making it to another tier that doesn't matter.
>>182119216
Ok I'm doing this then. Wish me luck pls, /lolg/
>>182103557
I want to bully this yordle
>>182119581
And so am I!
>>182118641
stop this heresy
lol is zac the easiest champ in the game
>>182119680
I want to cuddle that yordle.
>>182119680
I want to marry this yordle.
>>182119680
I'd rather bully this Vastayan 2bh.
>>182119748
>that enemy galio is Silver V
what the fuck
>>182119473
>plat 3 getting a girl
HOLY SHIT HOW DELUSIONAL CAN YOU BE LMAO
>>182117916
>ELO
> ELO
> ELO
> ELO
>ELO
>ELO
Its Elo, it's a person's name not a fucking acronym.
>>182119918
You only need to be able to boost her to gold to get into her panties, anon.
>>182119920
Who gives a shit
hi hello i just set up a second monitor for the first time
could i get a wallpaper that's 3840x1080? sona or ahri would be preferred
>>182119918
I mean like
all you need to do
is be able to boost from bronze to either silver or gold
next step would be d5 because who cares about plat honestly
>>182119914
The Zac is Bronze so yeah, whats surprising about that
>>182119323
There was no incentive to buy it if you weren't already doing well, no champion wanted it.
Mejais, even when Dark Seal didnt exist, was a good "Get AP for playing well" but SotO was just "Be talon and hit 6 then get 400 AD"
>>182120090
>Toplaners don't take ignite anymore
Did they all lose their balls?
>>182120159
>Mejais, even when Dark Seal didnt exist, was a good "Get AP for playing well" but SotO was just "Be talon and hit 6 then get 400 AD"
It's nice of you to pretend shitstains like Kassadin and Katarina have never abused Mejai's
>>182119652
Holy hell I expected the worst and I was still let down...!
>>182119918
Bronze is "acceptable if you are a casual player or small child"
Silver is "aren't you a bit too old for the kiddie pool?"
Gold is "hey now your getting the hang of it"
Plat is "above average"
Diamond is "now is where the challenge starts"
Masters is " Diamond :Dante Must die Mode"
Challenger is "Neon Genesis Evangelion Congratulations ending"
Those singed changes are stupid strong. He will still be meme tier in high elo but expect to see singed perma banned in low elo
>>182120481
what are the changes?
>2017
>graphics barely better than wc3
>still no voice chat in this shit game
>>182120432
will we get a pool higher than challenger that doesnt lead to pro?
>>182120291
>Janna got Ardent + Mejais
>ended 0/0/29 with 90% KP
>this means she had over 200 fucking AP and sacrificing almost zero utility
>>>and got 15% movespeed or was it Cooldown too but was unkillable due to her speed + shields + ult having no cooldown
God I dont miss this.
>>182120224
Ignite top is pretty useless. If you don't manage to cheese/crush lane it's useless because it doesn't scale well after lanning phase, and even if you do your team may still shit the bed because you won't be able to influence other lanes.
>get first blood and kill the enemy laner 4 times
>he TPs bot then comes back with a triple kill
>you won't be able to splitpush anymore because he has TP and you don't
>>182120103
pls repsond...
>>182120608
post dick
>>182120423
>3/6 bard trollpick that hot carried by Tristana shittalking the toplaner that broke even
>>182120520
they gave him a stackable righteous glory for his new passive, it also stacks off of ally champs
>>182120703
he gave yasuo 4 kills before i was even level 6. also lee top.
we lulu and i just tried to get trist fed as fuck and thankfully it worked
>>182119702
Source?
Tch, looks like you were unlucky enough to face me today kid, prepare to die
*throws spinning blades at you and cuts you*
on the razor's edge..........
*jumps at you and stabs you*
this blade's my favorite.......
*explodes cape of knives and stabs you again causing you to bleed all over the floor in a million pieces*
another body for the gutter....
*jumps away over wall before your team can react*
>>182120423
>trollpick bard thinks he can lecture other players on his team about how to play
Just epic dude.
>>182120948
i kindly asked him to tone down the early feeding
>>182120549
>janna with E that lasted 10 seconds
>gave 50 AD even if the shield was broken
>Ult slowed enemies on re-entry
>Q had full range without needing to charge on top of more damage
>W had stronger slow and less cooldown
>passive was global 3% movespeed
I just want her back
>>182120827
Delet
>>182119774
bandle you can't you're already married!
>>182121135
damn and to think current janna is strong
>>182119492
>Hey guys. It's not fair that Janna can shield, knock up, and peel! Please change her kit!
>1000 other autists upvote
>How can I be wrong? I have so many internet points! xd
alright folks i need help
so here's what i'm considering getting:
- caitlyn (would buy arctic ops skin)
- sejuani (want and would buy her sabretusk skin but its legacy)
- illaoi
- janna (might eventually buy star guardian)
anyone have some input on this?
>>182121209
I wish I was bandle.I wish I was born a woman.
Jayce, Ziggs, and Veigar make me want to kill myself.
this week's airing of League of Legends board posts
>>182119702
>ywn cum inside each star guardian multiple times in one day
>>182120140
no, you don't understand, after all these years he is still Silver 5
>>182120827
>>182121524
I've been bronze since S2, whats the big deal?
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tenders and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I’m so distressed right now I don’t know what to do. I didn’t mean to do that to my mom but I’m literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I’m going to explode. Why the fuck are EU teams losing so much? This can’t be happening. I’m having a fucking breakdown. I don’t want to believe EU is so shit. I want a future to believe in. I want Fnatic to be the best and for EU to beat NA. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn’t supposed to be like this, I thought Fnatic was going to clean sweep???? This is so fucked. Any other Eurobro know how I feel right now???
>>182121354
>- janna (might eventually buy star guardian)
REALLY comfy early game with the music + homeguard animation.
Her Q SFX makes me cum too.
Sound aside, pretty bland skin
Arctic Warfare cait isn't super special, I'd get Resistance or Safari. Lunar Wraith is also highly underrated
Can Riot please add an option to ban people for misusing pings?
>>182120827
>>182121601
how?
>>182121619
The community decides what pings are for.
You cant misuse them
>>182121619
It's called griefing or harassment report, then put in the description box how they griefed/harassed
>>182121669
Multiple feeders on my team every game
>>182121601
are you clinically retarded? I mean, do you have a legitimate medical condition that limits your cognitive capabilities? Its the only way possible anyone could stay bronze after playing for more than a few months
>>182121607
good to know on star guardian janna, is she fun to play?
arctic warfare cait is my favorite skin of hers which is why i'd get it. only thing i really don't like about it is the sights
>>182121478
>Implying you'd have any left after Lux
>>182121715
>The community decides what the chat system is for
>You can't misuse it
Literally your logic.
is this jarvan build ok?
>>182121763
>You're not good at a videogame so you must be retarded
Nice meme
>>182121828
>>182121478
>>182119702
LUX IS NOT FOR SEXUAL FANTASIES.
STOP
T
O
P
>>182121894
Great for ants.
Thank god I've played this game long enough to recognize those blurs.
>>182121894
it's absolutely ok, just make sure to get heart of gold early my manI just want a rotating game mode of old league of legends okay? No rose tinted glasses, just have a fun ride for a week, variety is the spice of life.
>>182121950
LUX is for IMPREGNATION!
>>182121934
I didn't say not good. not good is gold. Bronze is legitimately unattainable for me because if I just play, I cannot see myself ever placing there beyond inting all 10 of my promo games
>>182121747
now, tell me the real reason
>>182121478
I'd fill them each up everyday except Janna. Just to make her feel worthless I'd force her to watch each time.
>>182121894
>Atmas
;_;
>>182122138
>He wouldn't impregnate SG Janna
fuck jax
how worth it would 1% crit rune be on champs like camille and yorick?
>>182122193
Isn't she a bit old to be a star guardian, or in high school like the music video showed?
>>182122049
Even while inting my promo games I could only get as low as B3
And my MMR after that was so good anyway that I'd get +30 / -12
>>182120432
>gold is hey now you're getting the hang of it
>plat is above average
>diamond is where the challenge starts
>doesn't even differentiate between diamond 5-3 and 2-1
Confirmed never made it past silver.
>>182122215
>dfg
>mana pots
>>182122241
Only young virgins can be Guardians.
>>182122241
have you seen a high schooler?bitches are like 14 and have more tits than college girls
>>182122215
>brutalizer
ahh the good ol days
>>182121828
>implying star guardian powers can't keep me hard longer
>>182122220
It would increase your overall damage by 1%. Crit might say it's RNG, but the way riot programed it it's more of a hidden AA damage boost.
For example, if you had 50% crit and AAd 4 times, 99% of the time you'd crit for 2 of those AAs, increasing your damage output by 50%.
>>182121478
Ywn grope Lulu multiple times a day during SG school before raping her in a closet one day while her friends don't believe her but then her belly starts to grow and she has to drop out!
>>182122328
Boob size doesn't have anything to do with age after puberty. Some people have larger boobs by genetics or just being fatter.
I thought lore wise that Janna was one of the older girls in league.
>>182121360
I'm not that great, though that is flattering. You're free to be whatever you want to be.
>come out ahead botlane
>enemy riven has 10 kills
>enemy lee has 8
absolutely fuck off
>>182122347
Star guradian powers are for destroying the forces of evil, not sex.
>>182122473
>>182122193
Stop that.
>>182122473
I wish I was anon but here I am hating myself more than anything else. Thanks for the words of encouragement though.
>>182122473
>You're free to be whatever you want to be.
Sorry but this is not how the world works.
>it's a "toplaner picks a great champ for teamfighting and then spends the entire game autistically splitpushing" episode
Pick Trynd if you're gonna do that shit, you fucking cocksucker.
>>182122551
The forces of evil are concentrated in my dick, it needs to be purified by Star Guardian Pussy.
>>182122362
yeah you won't because she'll use her anti-rape spells to prevent you from doing that.
>>182117483
well you wrote jinx well but jhin and vi were both out of character
>"That means, fuck off, darling"
really?
>>182122672
Never deny who you are
>>182120481
>losing the 500 or so free health he got from old passive and not getting compesantion scaling HP buffs
>"stupid strong"
no
its a catch22 buff. hes losing flat power for conditional utility
>>182103557
Anyone have a spare EUNE acct you don't mind someone else playing on?
I'm on vacation here, but I really want to play a little
>>182122740
yes
ill fix it accordingly when i decide to
>TF on enemy team
>our adc refuses to buy QSS
>our adc gets BTFO whenever TF has ult
And I bet money this fucktard thinks adcs are bad right now just because he's a dumbshit.
>>182122286
plat is basically where all the dedicated mains,cheesy strats and one tricks can get too.
anything above that becomes harder and harder.
>>182105831
When will riot stop hiring numales?
Why is phreak balding?
>>182105812
I only ditch my adc if he's a toxic faggot
>>182122193
>givng your seed to the girl who wants it the most
She'd have to beg me for me to even consider it. And even then I'l say 'no'
>>182122716
cant do a lot with 3 inches of evil
>plat frame in silver
whats his story?
darius is waaay too strong look at all those tank items wtf
>>182122979
Can anyone tell me, how isPoppyjungle?
>>182122979
IS THAT A SHORT JOKE???
>>182122991
Boosted
>>182107627
What's with the Japanese?
>>182123051
Its passable, not what it once was thanks to E nerfs, sadly.
>>182122736
They don't teach anti rape magicks
>>182122991
boosted and fell back to his real elo, what else is there to say?
>>182123089
>>182123131
heres his story
>>182123101
easier on my eyes
>>182123087
how would you guys feel if they reworked Veigars ult to be his Dark Matter.
But it was like a Phoenix Ult from Dota 2 where the Meteor would slowly descend (kinda like Sephiroths meteor ability I guess) and obliterate/stun the people caught in it?
>>182123002
>No IE on season 3 Dario Chopman
Sad!
>>182123193
weeb
>>182122950
She's not getting any younger anon, gotta fertilize as many of her eggs as possible while you can.
>>182123193
>easier on my eyes
>not being able to read vital information is easier on my eyes
why cant you just admit youre a fucking weeb lol. that is actually the dumbest fucking excuse Ive ever heard
>>182123193
Well if he's not lying he should be able to carry you, that is if his wife doesn't feed her ass off but he'll probably camp her lane.
>>182123196
It would be useless in League of Mobility. CC doesn't last anywhere near long enough to let something like that actually hit.
WHY DOES NOBODY BUILD ME!???
IM FREE 180 GOLD PROFIT!!!!
D..DONT YOU WANT THAT MIDGAME ITEM SPIKE?!
>try my hardest to win
>lose a several games in a row
>queue for mid/adc
>get support
>im so fuking tilted and mad i decide to troll (ranked btw)
>i ignore my support role and i go jg evelyn (we have 2 jgs)
>we win the game
man...this game is all about luck what a fucking joke
>>182123116
no but she can polymorph you and/or hugify herself to defend herself
stop posting images.
>>182122925
>
whats the diff between a dedicated main and a one trick lol
>>182123587
Sorry, image police
Alright guys, give it to me straight, how long would it take me to reach Diamond one tricking Riven from Silver?
>>182123501
Not if I threatento kill her friends
>>182123476
obviously if you caged them first and then summoned it there would be no escape though unless they ate the stun and cleansed.
It would mostly be a pressure ability though that would get people to fuck off certain area's
>>182123587
Make me.
>>182123259
>>182123297
the font itself is a lot less sharp. this aids me in particular because sharp images genuinely discomfort me.
also it looks a lot more aesthetically pleasing. im not denying im a weeb because i am, but im not maining yasuo so its okay
>>182123587
no
>ADbabs constantly get new items
>are allowed to crit for 4k
>allowed to build lifesteal that forgives poor trades
>get to REVIVE with a cheap item
>constantly buffing champs like Draven
>ensure Reksai is back in meta
>mobile as fuck
>lots of cc options
>QSS is literally better than a fucking summoner spell
>constantly getting new tank shred and armor pen
>still whine DAE LE #ADC IN 2017 LULULUL
>Riot hates mages
>nerfs any mage that becomes remotely relevant
>anyone with a bit of cc can delete you
>no forgiving life steal items
>have to actually position correctly to be effective
>tanks given more innate mr and more mr items
>have like 4 mpen items to choose from
>any time we ask for slight buffs, some autistic adcuck cries about the one time his qss was down and he got stuck in a Cass ultimate
>continue to nerf mages
Nice game
>>182118736
>>182118858
What about a champ like Jhin with higher base stats on his abilities whos autos don't benefit from attack speed (and are really slow and clunky) but scales with AD? Assume that he cannot crit and has no fourth auto buff, so building IE and Essence Reaver are suboptimal. Now we have a champ that builds lethality, has a stronger early game, but weaker late game. Sorry I took so long to reply, as soon as I posted I went to the bathroom to take a shit so massive and stinky that would make even Sejuani would revel in disgust.
>>182123695
delet
>>182123695
The legs are too disproportinate and the bending is all wrong. Whoever drew this image should take an art class on the human form.
>Smurf has 17 champions, not 20, so I can't play ranked since the 10 bans
>My normal game MMR is so high that queues take ages
god fuck damn it
Claiming last image for Xayah.
>>182123490
Because I can buy a dorans, get first blood instead and have a 400g spike 5 minutes into the game
>>182123492
give me some fucking yous /vg/ for fucks sake
>>182123736
What makes assassins so strong is that they can go for a kill and manage to escape. Jhin has no escapes so if you took away his ability to crit he's just be a shit champ.
>>182123809
I hope Urgot claims (you) for his meat grinder
>>182123492
League of smurfs baby. Looks like you got a good one with Wukong. But yeah climbing is 99% luck.
>>182123859
>Faker gets to Challenger only through pure luck!
its okay.
I like to run from my problems too
>>182123858
So do I.
(Depressed Lux image here)
>>182123657
then she'll probably kill you instead
>>182123926
(Lewd Lux Image)
Why is Lux so cute?
>>182121828
For some reason, the idea of Lux draining my balls so thoroughly Jinx and Janna can't get me hard is making me horny
>>182123859
>I only lost because the enemy team had a smurf!
>Ungh, my arrogant toplaner is trying to shotcall. He's only 8/0/2, who does he think he is? I'll do the opposite of what he says.
>>182123909
Did you see the image he posted?
>Goes double jungle
>Still wins because he got a smurfing Wukong
Yeah, 100% skill baby. You're the only constant. How do you fall for that bullshit?
>>182124027
STOP LEWDING LUX
>>182123729
>remember when blue buff gave ap?
>remember when ap items gave spellvamp?
>remember when adc didn't get to play in midlane?
>remember when mages didn't have to play support to be viable?
God I hate ADCucks so much
>>182123971
Lux is cute,tight, and unintentionally lewd even shen she's not doing lewd things.
>>182124105
someone isn't aware that the mods literally do it for free
>>182123850
Okay give him a dash or two. I didn't meant that he is literally Jhin without crit.
>>182124105
>Post new thread 120 posts early
>Old thread fills up with "wow early thread faggot" till it hits 750 in record time
I see what you're doing anon.
>>182124095
I want to pop Lux's cherry and impregnate her in the same night!
>be mid
>at the start of the game, enemy said their mid dc'd so the game will be remake
>me, the genius i am thought of a plan
>tell my team to convince them not to remake because im also dc
>tell our jungler to lane at mid after getting double buff to make it believable while i pretend to be dc at base
>enemy believe and they didnt remake
>start moving when enemy cant remake anymore
>ez win
>4 commends
>>182124365
You're literal filth
>>182124434
They're pretty stupid not to remake anyway. There's zero downsides to remaking and even if it weren't a ruse, the enemy DCer could still comeback while theirs didn't.
>>182124095
I want like to light binding me to the bed and ride me until I pass out
>>182123492
>>182123827
Go fuck yourself
you niggers always thinking with your dick.reminder that is a videogame about destroying buildings
>That guy that starts out the game with friendly chit-chat then dies twice and reaches school shooter levels of angst and edge
>>182125739
That's me, sorta. Early game I usually type "gj" whenever any of my teammates do anything positive, but if we start losing, I let them fucking have it every time they fuck up.
>>182125739
who is this?
>>182127351
For some reason I think you're not telling me the truth, anon!
>>182127974
you think people would just go on the internet and tell lies?
>just carry harder
okay, I get that sure. Everythings my fault, i can accept that.
But what do I do when my team mates are getting caught 1 by 1 in our jungle. Or what do I do when my teammates decides to base in an obviously warded bush as im spam pinging for him to run away, while i watch on the map their entire team coming for him?
What do I do when the entire team is always spread apart?
>login for first game of the day
>enemy team has zac janna cait
aannd dodged
>play solo
>Carry games
>Play with someone from lolg
>Wind up feeding horribly and having to be carried by them
Is there a worst feeling?
>>182128798
Why would they? That'd just make them meanies
>>182129826
the longer a game goes on, the more chance you have some some idiot throwing on either side
if you don't want to leave it up to fate, get good at a champion that can snowball hard and win not only your lane, but others as well. basically the goal for carrying yourself out of silver/gold is to demoralize the shit out of the other team and get them tilted enough to ff@20.
usually it's easiest from jungle/mid, but there's certain cases like twitch as well.
>>182130196
Playing all alone.
>Play ARAM
>I got Rumble
>Everyone else in both teams got something with super long range
The fact that I was pretty much tied for 2nd highest damage on my team Is what tilts me the most
>>182130597
I forgot kindred was even a champ wtf
I don't think I've seen one in several months
How should one react when their Ashe ADC builds a Frozen Mallet?
>>182120481
sauce
>>182135021
Start felating the open end of a shotgun.
dead game
dead thread
>>182140320
go to the new thread dude
>>182138039
Guess I might as well
Still over 70 posts to go.
they need to gut gragas 2bqhfamilio
>>182148029
Gragas is one of Riot's biggest "LCS BIG PLAYZ" champions. Doubt theyre gonna touch him