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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>Footfag lets it slip
>Summertime lovin'
>Some other drama, I'm sure.

>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>/vg/station forum and logs
http://ss13.moe/forum/
http://game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
http://game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
https://discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
http://pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
http://stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
http://ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ
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>>180999262
Do you think deadminning apologyman, zealotron, permabanning kolith, and also deadminning dragonbro is acceptable?
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>>180999394
2nd for bagel station worst station
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>>180999394
Acceptable
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>>180999394
No only permabanning the entire eve discord is acceptable
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>>180999394

Go to bed nuke you still can't come to our discord
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>>180999782
Ok perma the /vg/ metaclub

>>180999630
>>180999782
Same fag
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Fuck this game. For so long new games have come out and shit and I always get sucked into being a spessman all day instead
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>>181000000
wasted get

good job, asshole
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>>181000000
ebin
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>>181000000
What does this even mean?
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>>181000000
I was linked to a crummy get?
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>>181000000
fucking hell
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>>181000000
what does this mean

what a waste
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is grab carry fucked for anyone else
I can still grab passively and aggressively but I can't drag anyone with it, they stay stationary as I move and the grab breaks
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>>181000000
worst one yet, even worse than the /pg/ ones
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>>180999394
Just perma kolith
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>>181000279
I can only imagine the shit general this tripfag came from.
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It makes no fucking sense that for the amount of power the AI gets in this game, that anyone can upload laws. There should be a lock on the console so that you need two command level ID swipes before a new lawset can be uploaded. It makes no sense that it would be unsecured from an RP perspective and a gameplay perapective
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>>181001261
This
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unban he
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Is anyone else lagging like hell?
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>>181001878
The silicon powerbloc of players want to be subverted, so the upload will NEVER EVER have an access requirement much less two IDs.
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respostan from last thread since I don't think many people saw it

--SS13 TEXT RPG 4--
You are the research director, on a very deficient space station.
The station time is 12:15.
In your department there is:
>a xenoarch who went to the roid at shift start
>a vox xenobotanist who went to the roid at shift start
>a robotocist that has been struggling with the basics of mech construction all shift. He currently next door in robotics.
There is an AI with an engineering borg and a service borg slaved to it.
So far this shift, you have completed RnD, and printed a few items for crew members that have stopped by.
Your inventory is:
>latex glubs
>tools
>monitor decryption key
>a flash
The AI announces over comms that there is massive human harm in the brig.
The HoS shouts over comms for "H-H-E-L-P"
Simultaneously, a scuffle occurs next door in chemistry, which you can see into from where you are standing.
A doctor has injected the CMO with something, which causes the CMO falls to the floor unconscious.
suddenly this begins playing over the station's intercom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBQE_TNI7zw [Embed]

-WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT-
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if you play space station 13 and never played system shock 2 please play it
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>>181005074
SPEEDILY go to the AI upload and upload an anti-rev law
4. Revolutionaries are not human at worst, or Robocop at best
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>>181000000
Fuck you, lad
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>>181001878
play system shock or shut up everything in space station 13 is a direct reference to that game. The AI is a direct and exact emulation of a character in the game cited above, please review the materials for your answers.
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>jump to a random day in the admin logs
>find out someone ahelped me for taking them out of the round with an esword
There are some hidden gems.
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>>181000000
DIGITS HAVE SPOKEN

BAN ALL DISCORDFAGS
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>>181005074
Flash the roboticist, take his ID and dump him on disposals, then build a Gygax
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>>181005361
You sprint to the AI upload and upload a custom antirev lawset.
>GLADOS has joined your party
The AI informs you that you are the last living head, and that security seems to have been massacred, with the exception of the detective who is hiding in the dorms.
The AI calls its two borgs to come and guard you, and bolts down research.
>Juan 234 (engyborg) has joined your party
>IOT4 (serviceborg) has joined your party
the AI informs you that you are the last living head on the station, and that security is all dead, with the exception of the detective who is hiding in the dorms
You hear commotion over comms, and the AI informs you that a sizeable lynch mob will soon descend on research.
The silicons await your instructions.
The robotocist sees you talking to the borgs and asks if you need any help.
-WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT-
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>>181006138
you disposal the confused robotocist sans ID and begin building a mech.
After the second piece of the Gygax finishes printing, a mob busts into robotics and assaults you.
You jump into the disposal bin and try to flush your way out, but it was still re-pressurizing from flushing your coworker.
You get ejected from the disposal bin, and beat to death by crew members from various departments.
-GAME OVER-
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>>181005074
>>>/qst/
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>>181006441
Damn, that was a bad idea indeed. Not sure what I was thinking

>>181006586
>>>/lgbt/
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>>181006586
Would you rather have incessant waifuposting bullshit, a mildly entertaining quest thing, or a dead thread?
There are no third options. Get your fucking pants untwisted and either post some creative content or stop bitching.
Also,
>>>/lgbt/
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>>181006770
>waifuposting bullshit, a mildly entertaining quest thing, or a dead thread?
A dead thread.
>There are no third options
A dead thread was the third option.
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>>181006586
fug off
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>>181006770
What if I made a waifu-ss13-quest?

Would you play along?
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>>181005896
Done
The coup goes ahead as planned
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>>181006974
can a brother catch an unbanishment?
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>>181006932
Don't include my waifu I don't want anyone thinking they have a chance
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>>181006932
Nah nigga. Waifushit ain't my scene and hasn't been.
Now, a 'THE RIDE NEVER ENDS'-medquest would be right up my alley. But not tonight.
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>>181007083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmUKkBRkTxM
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>>181007037
Every. Fucking. Thread.
You're not ~wanted~ here 2hotdogs. People can't even make fun of you anymore because it's getting sad. Do something with your fucking life.
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>>181005657
Ive played both games. What are you even saying.
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>>181006770
>>181006715
>>181006857
>>>/trash/
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>>181007083
give me 5 waifus to include (recent waifus only, no old grandmas from years ago)
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>>181006179
retreat to the AI core with the robotocist and service borg, and have the engyborg fortify it
tell the AI disable power in my office, disable comms, and plasmaflood the entire station except for the AI chamber.
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>>181007669
Valkyrie Skies, Souhei Saikawa, Avada Colander, Ashe Mallory, Rin Fukuimoto
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>antag datums would spice the server back up and remove the need for badmins to press buttons

>lol, let's implement shitty window decompression instead

Coder-san I...
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>>181007963
Code it or shut it
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>>181007963
Want me to code antag datums anon-kun?
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>>181007896
Yeah NO
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>>181008238
Oh whoops sorry, >>181007896 meant for >>181007672
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>>181007703
You set Juan 234 to work with the RCD.
He quickly creates a 2 tile layer of bolted, welded, and wirecut doors.
Meanwhile, GLADOS powers down your office, disables telecoms and begins dumping plasma into distro.
After GLADOS disables the vents in the AI core, IOT4 uses it's rapid service fabricator to provide cigars to you and the robotocist.
>Cigar added to your inventory
The AI informs you that plasma has begun accumulating across the station, and you order him to start fires, and spread the flames as far as possible.
You say a quick prayer for the detective that will surely perish in the dorms.
After a few minutes of hellfire, SMELELE heads win.
-ENDING 3 UNLOCKED-
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>>181007345
Every other shitter got multiple chances or promoted to admin he should get a summer pass or something.

Would he have been unbanned already if not for the thread faggotry?
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>>181008318
>using plasmafire as non antag

An admin has delayed the round end
*bwoink*
To be continued
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>>181007995
It's okay to admit it's above your pay grade, but at least let it be known that you can't come through.
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>>181008454
Rev's one of the rare exceptions, especial if every other head is confirmed dead.
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[09:54:12]OOC: Morena/Morena (@8,81,2): everyone was hoping for bans probe
[09:54:19]OOC: Roswell Zoucks/Probe1 (@296,237,1): grinch
[09:54:19]OOC: Morena/Morena (@8,81,2): you gave us false hope
[09:54:41]OOC: MASTAFLIPS/MASTAFLIPS (@8,81,2): you steal shit from the armory mr grinch.....
[09:54:42]OOC: SiliconEagle/SiliconEagle (@8,81,2): blame the coders for that one
[09:54:49]OOC: Kammerjunk/Kammerjunk (@8,81,2): Well hey, it's not wrong
[09:54:49]OOC: Kranenberg/Kranenberg (@8,81,2): WILL DO
[09:54:56]OOC: Kammerjunk/Kammerjunk (@8,81,2): A singularity exists and a containment field has failed
[09:54:58]OOC: El Whoop/El Whoop (@8,81,2): Monkey Virus squad when
[09:54:59]VOTE: Custom vote started by DragonBro.<br>Give Morena their ban hopes
[09:55:06]OOC: Kranenberg/Kranenberg (@8,81,2): ban vorena
[09:55:10]OOC: El Whoop/El Whoop (@8,81,2): aw shit
[09:55:10]OOC: Repertor/Repertor (@8,81,2): you're a mean one, mr. grinch
[09:55:11]OOC: MASTAFLIPS/MASTAFLIPS (@8,81,2): vote trump insted of ban
[09:55:13]OOC: GarethGobblecoque/GarethGobblecoque (@8,81,2): wheres the meme option
[09:55:15]OOC: Yclat/Yclat (@8,81,2): here we go
[09:55:21]OOC: Fiona Whirlow/Holyshiznignog (@212,242,1): Everything is a meme option.
[09:55:21]OOC: Kammerjunk/Kammerjunk (@8,81,2): There is no meme option
[09:55:23]OOC: DragonBro/DragonBro (@8,81,2): It's all the meme option
[09:55:23]OOC: Kammerjunk/Kammerjunk (@8,81,2): This is serious
[09:55:25]OOC: Morena/Morena (@8,81,2): you don't have the cajones
[09:55:37]OOC: MASTAFLIPS/MASTAFLIPS (@8,81,2): VOTE 4 BAN 2016
[09:55:40]OOC: Repertor/Repertor (@8,81,2): your brain is full of spiders
[09:55:41]OOC: RealestEstate/RealestEstate (@8,81,2): the forcefield does a shock
[09:55:46]OOC: Repertor/Repertor (@8,81,2): your brain spiders are full of garlic
[09:55:57]OOC: Yclat/Yclat (@8,81,2): here we go
[09:56:01]VOTE: <b>Vote Result: By banning them with 23 votes</b>
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>>181008454
[Yes - Roundabout] faintly plays in the distance.
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>>181007037
It's possible.
Whats your favorite slowcore album?
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Ivy I spent two hours working on that poutine
IT WAS MEANT FOR EVERYONE

May a gravy ridden hell plague you for the rest of your days
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>Bo "Honks like a Clown, it's Going Down" Digson
>Bo "Squeaky Feet, 6 Feet Under" Digson
>Bo "Baton to the Head if it's White, Yellow and Red" Digson
>Bo "Water Flower, Waterboarded" Digson
>Bo "Deconverted and Decommisioned" Digson
>Bo "The Magic Show" Digson
>Bo "Within Jesters the Justified Fear Festers" Digson
>Bo "A Laser Bolt into Every Honking Dolt" Digson
>Bo "Captain Popping Caps" Digson
>Bo "Drag Damage" Digson
>Bo "Cutting the Cult" Digson
>Bo "Blitz" Digson
>Bo "Pistol Hewn Hands of Suppressed Captainly Rage" Digson
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>That lube at the end
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Good show to whoever the emergency doctor who convinced me I had cancer. I went out with a bang.
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>>181009937
CORN I TOLD YOU TO AHELP OR BAN REQUEST IT. BITCHING DOES NOTHING.
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>>181009937
I don't think I've ever seen someone successfully construct the citadel before
Excellent job
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i will eternally fuck with your atmo alarms and there is nothing you can do to stop me
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>>181010027
1 cultist made it out without being deconverted.
And he was dead.
Fear the wheelchair Nar-Sie BTFO
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>>181009937
All I wanted to do was fence it at Centcomm. You told me it was priceless so I wanted to get the value of it. I wasn't expecting success and was predicting that you'd have it by the end of the round anyway.

I am so sorry it got spaced. If it makes you feel any better, I wasn't the one who did it. A sec officer had me in cuffs when that happened.
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>>181010027
>Doing shit
>Walk into hall
>YOU THERE DONT FUCKING MOVE
>Captain puts me in lock on and sec tries to cuff me while chap beats me with bible
>Say fuck off and take two steps to the left, Cap shoots the chaplain and two sec unzip batons on me
>Cuffed, forcefed water, beaten to brain damage and stunlocked for two minutes and forty seconds
>Captain "Oh I guess hes fine MOVE ALONG"
>They all run off and leave me to uncuff myself and heal my braindamage
>Didn't even know there was a fucking cult onboard
This guy is cancer incarnate.
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>>181009937
I think stealing the citadel is something that should be ahelped.

Several hours of labor has to cross a moral boundary somewhere.

We need to spawn in poutine golems when people try to mess with the citadels with the objective to retrieve it at all costs.
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>>181010027
That diona draging him tho.
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>>181010171
It's cult you fucking idiot. they can't just tell the cult they're being hunted. You can follow simple fucking instructions instead of being a sperg
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>>181010204
>>I think stealing the citadel is something that should be ahelped.
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The person that spaced the citadel was Ivan Komarov
[00:33:50]SAY: Ivan Komarov/James W. Bigmac/(Ivan Komarov) (@288,242,1) Deadsay: spooks, "I spaced the poutine at the cost of my life"
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>>181010135
Seriously. There's an issue that can keep engieborgs from fixing them at all and no carbons would lift a finger of course.
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>be clown, roundstart cultist
>mime bird is another cultist
>everyone communicates their words quickly
>assume this is going to be a nice cult round because of that
>I was wrong
>build a little base off station and do word research
>make a bunch of talismans
>immediately tazed upon coming back
>apparently the mime went afk and Bo "validhunting" Gibson broke into his dorm room and he spilled his spaghetti and dropped his tome
>cap and chaplain take off my helmet and set me on fire and deconvert me
>cap wants to implant me but doesn't have the implant on him
>tell him to let me get the heat down first since there's no need to implant a corpse
>he follows me all the way to medbay, missing all his taser shots because he's dangerously unrobust
>after I reach the door no one will open it, and I fall into paincrit
>he screams at the officer for letting me make it this far (holy shit how little self awareness do you have to have to be this way)
>drags me back to the brig to implant me
>I die, for obvious reasons
>everybody in sec leaves my corpse there for near the rest of the round
>eventually some kind soul takes me to be cloned
>after I'm cloned the doctor comes with me to the bridge and tells Bo I challenge him
>Bo wheels his cripple ass out as if I won't mess him up, apologizes, then drives away
>I spend the rest of the round bolting down doors around sec and the bridge because fuck him
>the doctor gives me a fire extinguisher filled with lube
>save it for the shuttle, then have a slip and slide
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>>181010171
colin
you were an amazing boreslug host and don't let anyone who disliked your shuttle lube grenade tell you otherwise
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>>181010279
Dare you mock the cheese curds?
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MoMMI, thanks for helping me build such a lovely establishment.
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>>181010171
>Say fuck off and take two steps to the left, Cap shoots the chaplain
kek
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>>181010309
In my defense, it's hard to aim shots with a wheelchair. You were also being violently spergy and kept running towards the medbay even though Sec and the Captain were all screaming for you to stop.

Josef Fritzl couldn't seem to comprehend dragging you, and I couldn't drag at all because of the wheelchair.
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>>181010309
So it was YOU!
That was a very minor inconvenience. Thanks for not bolting the Teleporter, too, though.
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>>181010375
Right out the god damn airlock
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>>181010446
I
was
Dying
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>>181010309
>apparently the mime went afk and Bo "validhunting" Gibson broke into his dorm room and he spilled his spaghetti and dropped his tome

I gave Bo the whistle beacause i saw the janitor getting in dorms and dropping the bolts on his room, i PDA him about that and we rushed inside. The janitor was clean, he just went AFK for a bit. Then Bo notices another bolted dorm and he finds the mime there with the tome.

So basically, the janitor saved the day.
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>>181010251
They didn't give me instructions, they just jumped me. If they had said "Hey lets test you" I would have said sure.
Anyone with a Valids First, Conversation Second mentality triggers the rude dude in me.

>>181010374
>outing me
Thanks, dicknose.
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>>181008543
Why did you ignore me anon-kun
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>>181010446
>stop and burn to death, or we'll shoot you!
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>>181010279
Laughed so fucking hard at this my temples hurt. Thanks
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=43&p=20376#p20376
>space a food item
>killette2 whines about it in your player feedback

LUL
U
L
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>>181010917
Wow, that was fast. Were you monitoring the forum to get a quick shitpost in, jameswbigmac?
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>>181010976
No my discord bot told me a new forum post was made so I checked it out
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>>181010917
It's just fucking poutine.
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>>181010473
I just did the bolted doors, I don't know who was doing the air alarms, but ZAS kills, so not really something you should be doing as a nonantag.
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>>181011089
I mean, making it requires a shitload of effort
I love ya Foster but maybe we're better than the servers where you can destroy little autists' hard work and nobody gives a shit.
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>>181011089
It's just a fucking singularity.
*looses it*
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>>181010641
>If they had said "Hey lets test you" I would have said sure.
That's bullshit and you know it.
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>>181009937
>>181010049
>>181010279
>>181010917

this post was poking fun at the situation I didnt mean for drama to ensue, though with this server thats expected now I guess

the poutine heist actually made things more interesting rather than it just sitting there and being forgotten
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>>181011089
It's just a fucking station.
*bombs it*
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>>181011207
Why? I wasn't a cultist. Honestly bants with security are the best in the game, I never pass them up when I get a chance.
If I'm ever asked over comms to come to sec I always go willingly, or if someone comes up to me and asks me to go with them I'm usually pretty compliant within reason, even if I'm guilty of something. But when someone tazes me, cuffs me, and drags me across the station without saying a word, my buttblasted levels skyrocket.
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>>181011089
It's just something he spent two hours of his life on.
Imagine that you worked on something, literally anything, for two entire hours, and then someone comes and takes a big fat shit on it. It's not about the value of the object, it's the value of your time.
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>>181011089
It's just a fucking sasha.
*fucks it*
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>>181011334
My bad, I'm semi retarted. Your sad clown picture made me think you were the clown antag complaining.
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>>181011346
And in twenty minutes time the server would've reset and it'd be gone regardless. It should be expected that someone was going to fuck with it
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>>181011089
it's 2 god damn hours of work you cum gargling faggot
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>>181011423
I agree. Still a dick move.
I'm not the other guy, but the thing about it being a dick move is why I actually made a slight fuss about it on the forum. It's just rude for no reason.
Saying it should be bannable is really a stretch though.
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>>181011423
.t someone that has never achieved anything in his entire life
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>>181011334
It was fucked up.
We were treating the crew horribly.
But it's either bantz and chumminess all the way, or Nar-Sie has Risen.

If I could go back and do it differently, I would have at least uncuffed you before we all fucked off.>>181011451
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>>181010171
>deconvert squad during code red
>ugh baddies try to deconvert me before asking questions
there are some things that warrant a blog post but this is not one of them
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>>181011096
It was Artyom. You did put signallers on the bolt wires leading to escape which could have made the situation lot worse. And for some reason I didn't think to just rcd over the scubber.
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>>181011275
>>181011423
>>181011509
greyshits gonna greyshit, the crew were moving to lynch the participants involved in spacing it but couldnt find them thats justice enough no need for a ban
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>>181011423
It's okay to wipe research
It's okay to kill and space all the xenobio's slimes
It's okay to space large artifacts
And so on because "the server resets anyway lol"
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>>181011423
It's OK to bomb the station 6 times. In 20 minutes, the server will reset and it would have been gone regardless.
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>>181011645
This is correct.

>>181011709
This is not.
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What if traders could latejoin (appearing on their outposts, not on the station)

Y/N
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"It's OK to grief people and destroy their stuff so long as you die."
Well, if that's the argument, why isn't it okay to welderbomb hallways or welderbomb Medbay or welderbomb any other part of the station? Why isn't it okay to singuloose so long as the loose kills you?
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>>181011767
in the scope of a round based game they're exactly the same

if you value one action as worse than the other, you don't see the point of why foster's wrong here

the poutine wasn't a bannable thing, though, just a dick move. the only person being retarded in thread is the tripfag today

>>181011790
sounds good
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It was a pointless, unjustified act committed solely out of selfishness and fucking cruelty.

He should be burned at the stake.
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>>181011846
Because that would disrupt the cycle of valids, you're only allowed to mess up with things that take time and effort. Welderbombing, especially medbay makes it harder for people to collect their valids, which is what VGstation is about.
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>>181011846
>IC theft is now the same as killing everyone
okay buddy
maybe next time stuff a GPS in your prized food for recovery by telescience
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>>181011790
Make sure they're capped the same as they are now
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>>181011961
>is the same
I never implied it's the same. I'm pointing out the flaw in your argument. The fact that you assume I'm trying to say they're the same is ANOTHER flaw in your argument.
Griefing somebody and ruining 2 hours of work is unavoidably a dick move. Trying to say it's fine because it was solved IC ignores the core facet of the rules: don't fuck up other people's days. Just because he died, just because he was 'punished' for it, doesn't mean it was okay.
Stealing some random ID? That's IC theft.
Stealing something that took 2 hours to make, and spacing it, for no reason at all? That's griefing. That's where Rule 1 takes control. Even dying for it doesn't really solve the issue.

At least, the way I see it.
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Wonder gamemode when?

You have to build something as autistic as the poutine that takes as long in your department. When you build it a timer starts, and you have to protect it until it ends (then your department wins the round) while destroying/spacing other department's wonders.
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>>181012107
It's just fucking poutine you absolute sperg.
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>>181013042
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>>181012107
you literally compared taking a 'special' food item to killing people with welding tanks and releasing the singularity you dumb dumb
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>>181013173
I compared them, I didn't equate them.
I was pointing out that if we followed your line of thinking, then we justify welderbombing and releasing the singularity, which is obviously ridiculous.
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>>181013042
You are missing his point. It's not the item, it's the time and effort wasted on it what's been spaced 4noraisin. And the server has a Rule 0: Don't be a dick. By spacing the poutine, that rule's being broken.
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>>181013230
counterpoint: I have welderbombed a primary hallway as the captain with no admin repercussions because it was handled IC and nobody got hurt

nobody needed the admins to hold their hand and keep them warm and safe from the big bad man

you have something you consider highly valuable? secure it.
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>>181013515
Fair point about needing to secure things; but is it really reasonable to allow people to be dicks just because other people don't secure their things well enough?
I don't recommend admin involvement, but certainly spacing somebody's terribly hard work is a mean thing to do.
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>>181013605
Did you Ahelp it?
Did you put in a ban request?
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>>181013515
Then again, Nevill got his final ban from welderbombing tool storage.

Anyway, this lengthy discussion was prompted by some boring feedback in a section of the forum that only matters especial if someone's recorded being a dickhead repeatedly. Dunno what prompted this 'discussion.'
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>>181013605
then go ahead and leave feedback, you might even give them a note for being a bad community member which will hurt them if they do something heinous and this is on their record

you have to always keep in mind that space is cruel and fleeting in its experiences though
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>>181013703
What are you on about? I did neither of those things and would recommend neither.
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>>181012491
i want to say WYCI, but i'd actually play this
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>>181013758
>then go ahead and leave feedback
I did.
>space is cruel and fleeting in its experiences though
Yup, but people can always be a little nicer to each other.
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>>181013864
And the admins laughed at you. lmao
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>>181013894
Nuke can laugh all he wants; I know my autistic endeavors are truly going to lead to something big!
Like maybe even a note on MY record!!
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>>181013894
>admins
Foster and someone who is approx. insane, mind you.
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>>181013894
>player gets griffed
>headmin laughs at him
>/vg/cucks will defend this
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>>181014168
>/vg/cucks
No, that name died out long ago.
These are VGcucks.
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Are you faggots seriously arguing about the poutine? Do you really want to turn this server into a hugbox? Do you really want to be the equivolent of a minecraft server with "protections" enabled? Why not just go to baystation?

There's an enormous difference between being a dick in game and being a dick in character, and characters being dicks is an essential part of space. The Citadel was basically the entire roundtype at that point since Captain DickenBalls had hunted the cult to extinction by the 10 minute mark. So what do you want, everyone to sit around staring at it? "Oh anon your {Autism Project} is so amazing, I'm so impressed, you're so awesome, I love you!" Fuck no, lets steal that shit and play some yakkety. It was entertaining as shit to watch in an otherwise boring ghost chat

You guys need to get the salt out of your blood and see the difference between law 0 being a dick and general in-round shenanigans being a dick.
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>>181014470
Would I want protections? No, that's bullshit.
But I think that spacing it actually RUINED the yakety. I mean, the yakety could have gone on WAY longer, which would have been oodles of fun.
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>>181014647
Why didn't you chase them, grab the poutine, throw it back to the station, then grab the guy who stole the poutine, and use his body to propel yourself back to the station?
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>>181014739
Because while that would have been great, nobody did that, and instead it was just spaced and people were generally unhappy.
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>>181014647
So what? Shit happens.
Know what else would have been fun? Playing out a cult round. But the Captain's thirst for valids "actually RUINED the yakety".

That's space. That's the game we play. If you choose to invest your time and autism in something you NEED to be prepared for it to go to up in smoke at a moments notice. Don't like it? Don't fucking play. Or at least don't get emotionally invested in the things you decide to waste time on.
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>>181014739
Once it leaves the z level it ends up somewhere random, or didn't you know?
If he was too far behind there's no way he could have caught it.
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>>181014780
How would you want them punished then?
You mentioned rule 1 earlier but how would you want it to be enforced?
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>>181014780
>people were generally unhappy
Tough fucking tits, you entitled piece of shit. Sometimes you get to be unhappy. Deal with it like a fucking adult.
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>>181014878
2. You're playing a multiplayer game. Sometimes you're having fun with everybody. Sometimes other people will be having fun at your expense. Sometimes you'll be having fun at their expense. Not every round will be flowers and sunshine. Antagonists are there to ensure that. However, if you think you're being griefed, make sure to adminhelp it.


...Oh. Oh my.
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>>181010515
>Busting into dorms because someone dropped the bolts
You should be secbanned for that shit.
Holy hell calm your validlust, dorms is meant to be private.
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>>181014937
Deal
With
It
Like
A
Fucking
Adult
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>>181014849
Like I've said before, I wouldn't want it to be enforced. My only prompt was that it was a shitty thing to do.
>>181014878
Not sure I get the point of leaping to insults, anon. Did I imply accidentally that rounds should always be happy? What I'm trying to say is that if somebody else is purposefully ruining your happiness for no reason as a nonantag, maybe that's rude.
>>181014801
Yes, for certain. I wasn't invested emotionally and I doubt many were, but that doesn't lessen the action.
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>>181014937
It wasn't fucking grief you sad sack of shit, it was having fun. Wasn't fun for you? Boo hoo. Better luck next round.

Just because you didn't like something doesn't make it griefing.

Only reason I even give half a shit about this argument is because if it goes any farther than being laughed at it will set a disgusting precedent that would threaten the narrow wall that seperates our station from hugboxes like Baystation
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>>181015005
Alright I agree it's rude, just remember that he is a shitter in the future.
Not much else to discuss about this.
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>>181015089
You have some pent up issues my dude. Go see a therapist.
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>>181015089
>murder someone
It wasn't fucking grief you sad sack of shit, it was having fun. Wasn't fun for you? Boo hoo. Better luck next round.

maybe calm down my man
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>>181015089
It's just a "note". It's only an issue when you rack up several and gain a reputation for chronic cocksuckery that it becomes an issue.

Do you have this reputation, perhaps?
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>>181015005
People do shitty things all the time. That's part of Space, and 95% of the time it's an IC issue.
Unless you're intentionally being taken out of the round or having the quality of your role/job intentionally and seriously hindered, you deal with it in character and take it like a grown ass man. Why are we even having this conversation, this is pathetic.
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>>181015242
>Why are we even having this conversation, this is pathetic.
You can stop literally any time, anon. I'm not sure why you're obsessed with getting the last word in.
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Where the fuck did all of these pissant baby newfags come from and why the FUCK isn't the bunker on? This is the kind of conversation I'd expect from Bay or Vore, I honestly can't believe this is /vg/ station we're talking about.
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>Someone leaves their firebird unattended
>Gets stolen
BAN HIM NOW HE STOLE FROM ME
t. Kolith
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>>181015227
With the way he's sperging out, it's probably the case. The like of those who end up getting taken out because absolutely no one likes them.
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>>181015151
Maybe go fuck yourself in your fat fucking ass
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>>181015356
I've been playing on the server for about a year now. Maybe I'm not a newfag or a boogeyman, just some random asshat who thinks that ruining somebody else's work for lack of any reason is a negative thing to do. Maybe it shouldn't just be laughed off.
>>181015438
alright buddy haha, get some sleep tonight
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>>181015475
Say it with me: IC issue
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>>181014995
>>181015089
Both of you misunderstand, I posted that because I agree wholeheartedly. Sometimes you're having fun together, sometimes it's at others' expense, sometimes it's at your expense. Yeah you should be mad, but do something proactive about it.

Hold a funeral for your poutine or some shit.
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>>181015356
Sorry your safe space got invaded.
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>>181015227
Do you honestly want this? And do you honestly believe that something as stupid as this is "cocksuckery"? If the player had repeatedly attempted to prevent it from being made in the first place, for no apparent reason other than "fuck you lol grief", then sure maybe, but even then that's not noteworthy. It's really obvious that the citadel was a point of interest for the round, maybe even the only point of interest, and it turned into a game of chase that ended poorly. I don't know why everyone is getting so upset, on either side. The issue is if this is noteworthy, it becomes a dangerous and slippery slope to an avalanche of butthurt ahelps.
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>People whining about minor IC griefing
What went wrong lads
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>>181015607
autism
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>>181015557
One more example to mull over: if I build a bar in space for 2 hours, and I really pour my heart and soul into it, and somebody bombs it while I happen to be gone, erasing the 2 hours of work, should that be laughed off?
I mean, let's say the bomb kills him too.
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>>181015607
Don't worry, no admin considers this an administrative issue so the spergs can cry all they want.
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>People whining about a shitter having the possibility of getting a note

What went wrong lads
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BWOINK: THEY BLEW UP THE FUCKING LARGE ARTIFACT GRIFF GRIFF GIVE THEM A NOTE FOR BEING A COCKSUCKER

BWOINK: I BUILT A PHAZON AND DIDN'T DNA LOCK IT AND THEN THE CAPTAIN BORROWED IT GIVE HIM A NOTE RIGHT NOW THAT HE'S A FUCKING FAGGOT AND HE SHOULD BE WATCHED CLOSELY FOR FUTURE FAGGOTRY

BWOINK: I SAID I WANTED TO MAKE CHOCOLATE MILK BUT THE BOTANIST WANTED LEATHER SO HE KILLED THE COW AND NOW I CANT GET MILK GRRRIIFFFF GIVE HIM A NOTE RIGHT NOW SO HE WILL BE FOREVER CONSCIOUS OF EVERY DECISION HE MAKES SO HE NEVER HAS ANY FUN OF HIS OWN

BWOINK: I HAD A REALLY GREAT JOKE FOR WHEN I JUMPED OUT OF THE CAKE BUT THE OFFICER TASED ME BEFORE I COULD SAY IT SO IT CAME OUT ALL STUTTERY AND NOBODY GOT IT SO THEY ALL LAUGHED AT ME AND IT HURT MY FEELINGS BAN HIM FOR EMOTIONAL ABUSE
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>>181015662
Good
Bring back valid like salad
Make spess great again
etc
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>>181015908
Had the guy spaced the poutine then gotten lynched by crew and ahelped that then I would ban him for ban baiting.
Spacing the poutine made him valid like salad for sure.
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>>181015895
>le my only argument is slippery slope x333
Nobody in this thread thinks this shit is ahelpable or bannable.
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>>181015970
God bless
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>>181015895
>Being this panicky about getting notes

Truly VG
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>>181015681
>People calling someone a shitter for ruining their autism project circle jerk
You tell me what went wrong.
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I'm gonna sleep.
You guys aren't wrong, I don't think it's right for admins to step into every fucking conflict, and I don't think admins needed to step into this one. I just think it's a dick move that maybe warrants a note or at least some noticing.
Please have a nice night
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>>181016029
>You tell me what went wrong.

That the rule that the admin team set: "Rule 0: Don't be a dick" has been broken.

If you're not going to enforce that rule, then erase it. And you can not deny that spacing that was a massive dick move.
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>>181015972
Why has he been throwing a shitfit over it in the thread and OOC then?
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>>181016158
Because while it is not ban worthy, it is note worthy
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>>181016224
how?
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>>181016136
0. Admins may disregard any and all of these rules if they deem it to be in the best interest of the current round, the server, and/or the community at large. They will, of course, be fully accountable for their actions if they exercise this privilege.

Maybe read the rules.
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>>181016136
>spacing that was a massive dick move
???
It being spaced was an accident caused by meteors. Ivy stole it, was caught and cuffed in escape, meaty whores smashed escape and it got sucked into space.

Is this the disconnect here? Or are some of you actually arguing that playing yakkety is noteworthy?
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>>181016270
Oh, they changed it from 0 to 1? Makes sense, then.
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>>181016094
I agree it's a dick move. It's something a lot of time was put into and it was thrown away with no reason.
It would be like lasering a roboticists phazon as a non-antag because he DNA locked it so you can't take it.
Or throwing a harmless large artifact into space after the xenoarch spent all round trying to find it.
Or stealing from the space explorer who spent most of the round trying to find cool shit.
They're just massive dick moves and while not bannable in themselves, they deserve a note to show this is their kind of round-to-round behaviour.
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>Notes are meaningless! It's okay to get a note it's no big deal lol!

It's a big fucking deal, especially because 90% of notes have little to no context, and since we're still under the iron fist of MrPain, who literally views himself as Batman of our station, he will and has twisted notes to fit his needs.

You should be very afraid of getting notes in our current atmosphere.
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>>181016484
When was the last notetwisting
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>>181016420
No, it isn't like any of those things.
Those things you mentioned are all those people's jobs, it's what they're on the station to do.

This was a dumb autism project by a couple of fucking birds. /vg/ of last fucking year would have responded to this with "vox are pox". So why are we suddenly boo-hooing and giving group hugs?
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>>181016484
>play like a nigger
>wow they're recording my shit behavior, fucking badmins

maybe behave? also, do present evidence of mrpain's note twisting
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>>181016420
>with no reason
None of those things you listed are really that important to a round, only to a person, so by doing those things you would be being a dick to that individual only for the purpose of being a dick.

Anyone who was in the round would know that, at this point, this thing WAS the round. It was a game of chase all around the station, almost everyone was involved, everyone in ghost chat was watching and laughing along, it was the centerpoint of the game. It was done out of changing the course of the round as a whole, not out of being a dick to an individual. It being stolen and slipping out into space was an epic moment of sadness and loss, and honestly for /vg/ it was a really perfect moment. That's exactly what's supposed to happen to autism projects. Singularities get loosed, burn chambers rupture, and shards explode. In other news grass is green and water is wet. What would you rather have, "Guys we brought it to centcomm yay we win!"?
Honestly guys, this is really silly. Try and remember what space is all about and put down the pitchforks. If everyone is afraid of getting notes for things like this, we will have less memorable moments like it, and everything round will end "Everything worked out fine"
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>>181016827
>this thing WAS the round. It was a game of chase all around the station, almost everyone was involved, everyone in ghost chat was watching and laughing along, it was the centerpoint of the game.

Then, some retard comes and spaces it.

[00:33:50]SAY: Ivan Komarov/James W. Bigmac/(Ivan Komarov) (@288,242,1) Deadsay: spooks, "I spaced the poutine at the cost of my life"
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>>181017003
>Lets have rounds go on forever and ever!
?
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Haven't played in a year or two, /vg/ or TG station?
Not trying to cause dramashitfits I know TG station is mostly reddit and furries but I'm wondering which has the better builds and or administration currently.
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>>181017054
>i ded plz restart

Go back to TG
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>>181017062
Are you not reading the thread? Avoid this shit like the plague. You can't play on /vg/ unless you want to A) Keep your hands and thoughts to yourself at all times or B) risk ruining your reputation forever because you hurt someones feelings
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>>181017062
Both are space TTT, VG has better code and less lag though.
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So, is this how things are playing out?

You bring up shit from the past involving you and your friends from the pupper discord, and jump at any possibility to try and throw shit my way?

No wonder people are talking about conspiracies.
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>>181017062
Also to add to >>181017180 VG also has furries in the form of Vox. So pick your poison, really.
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>>181017125
You are retarded.
The guy who spaced it is also a known shitter with multiple permabans. It's obvious he was doing it to grief and be spiteful for no reason as a non-antag.
This is not about muh hugbox xdd, it's about realising that people who play just to grief others as a non-antag is not okay.
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>>181017205
Discord was a mistake.
I want to go back to how the station was 5 years ago.
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>>181017293
>multiple permabans
That's not a thing
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>>181017457
sure it is, it's like a person who has been executed multiple times
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>>181016484
as i expected, you have no proof this note twisting is a thing. you faggots always talking shit in the thread without backing it up. shut the fuck up.
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>>181017293
No he isn't.
No, he hasn't.
No, it isn't obvious at all, honestly I wanted to see the thing spaced too.
This is exactly about my hugbox. Sometimes players do something that you personally don't like, and most of the time you need to fucking deal with it like a grown up because life isn't always happy.
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>>181017376
Before discord it was the steam chat circle jerk
There will always be a metaclub.
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>>181017776
.t living proof of metaclub
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>>181016515
>>181016645
>>181017687
Fun fact, nearly every ban that cites notes as reasoning is using a bit of open interpretation. If you don't believe me just go look at their notes. Oh wait, I can't show them to you, because I'd be deadminned.

Notes exist so people like Pain can say "Your history etc", without any real evidence of what events he is citing. I have personally refused two bans he suggested I should have done based on his view of their history. It is not a good time to be on our station.
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>Almost halfway through us navy nuke tech pipeline
>same waifufags are still playing here
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>>181017875
Honestly I was in there to stop meta shenanigans and somebody rage quit when I put the boot to him when he tried to get somebody to revive him.

It was funny
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>>181017915
The fuck are you on about boy? The only reason notes aren't public is because we use the shitty savefile system still.
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>>181017759
>I wanted to see the thing spaced too
Fucking this.
>Vox jerk off into a big cup for two hours
>Drag it around the station to show it off to everyone
>HEY GUYS LOOK WHAT WE DID ISNT IT COOL TELL US HOW COOL WE ARE HERE EAT SOME HAVE A PLATE FUCKING EAT IT
>LITERALLY shoving their autism down people's throats
>No less than three people came into medbay for liprozine because of them

Sure it's cool and all that it was made, but it should have just been left in the bar for display and eating, not hauled all over the station in an hour-long circle jerk.
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>>181018035
>LITERALLY shoving their autism down people's throats
So, offering a plate is "shoving it down people's throats"? You can refuse it, don't be stupid.

>No less than three people came into medbay for liprozine because of them
Oh no, doctors have to stop making chloral and validhunting to actually do their jobs!
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>>181018183
No, I was standing there trying to feed some dumb botanist anti tox when the feathered fuck runs up and starts spamming a plate of it on me until I was grey nutriment, then proceeded to feed it to everyone else in the room before running back out into the hall and into the next area with it.
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>>181007345
I like him, he's like the thread's pet or something
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>>181018270
G A S
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PJB hates racism. Call him a nigger!
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MY NAME IS KIKAKKA VOX TRADER AND THIS IS MY POWER
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>it's another episode of badmins can't handle rounds longer than 10 minutes and press all the buttons at once
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>>181019029
Well it's a complicated issue. Nobody will defend them and half the station will dogpile and kill them for defending themselves so it's a valid concern.
>>
riccardo is best slug host
also needs to stop drinking so much booze
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>>181019086
Sounds like how birds should be treated, sure.
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>>181017915
If you genuinely think your notes isn't a valid reasoning, you're able to take it to the forums and slug it out. You can even specifically specify to not have them posted to sidestep shitposting since everyone that matters can see it. You can request your non-metagay notes at any time. If you can't clean up your act and you're relapsing too often in too short of a time period it's a valid concern to protect the server from griefing.
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>>181019029
He also hates layered pipe devices. Call him a nigger!
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>Mechanic goes catatonic when he's caught a second time instead of getting busted out by the birds again who'd have to go on a quest for limb and eye replacements. What a shame.
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>>181019212
People like you and Pain define "griefing" as anything or anyone you personally don't like. This kind of attitude is why we're living in the dark times.
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Are there any remakes in development that looks promising?
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>>181019365
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>>181019365
Something as complex as ss13 will not be remade in another language in your lifetime.
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>>181019286
>again
we didn't bust him out the first time though. we were only gonna bust him out the second time to repay him for the infinite mosin nagats he gave us, Kruschev bless his soul. I should have spent another minute looking at the CMC to pinpoint him rather than rushing the perma containment all gung-ho. if push came to shove we could always surgery him in our ghetto research and reconnaissance station
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>>181019514
not to mention we could have attached catbeast hands to him, vox legs with boots, and cybernetic eyes, which would have been cool as shit.
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>>181000754
Broken for me in the same way, yep
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>>181019358
If you want to act like an antagonist as a non-antag you do it on tg

>>181019514
well I don't know how he got out the first time, but he was in solitary as a naked nugget but he was on camera if you used a console. God bless you birbums
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>>181009937
>bird husbando getting bullied

delete this
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I have a question for you thread posters.

Who do you believe is in the "metaclub", what makes you believe a "metaclub" exists?
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>>181019658
Hurting your feelings and messing with your autism projects isn't acting like an antagonist you pussy bitch, grow a pair.
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>>181019807
Yeah it is. Leave people alone or live by what you believe and deal with it when the admins antagonize the shit out of your ability to play. Grow a pair :^)
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>>181019802
>what makes you believe a "metaclub" exists?

Saronsen being a massive shitter, yet getting admin with no questions asked in less than 30 minutes after his post in the forums was made. Keeping admin status after showing he's not up to it more than once.
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>>181019802
The fact that approximately 7 people were busted for metagaming together on discord \\
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>>181020104
Proof? /)
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AI is malf
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>>181020164
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?t=338

Just one example of many.
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>>181019802
There are multiple metaclubs, some confirmed themselves in deadchat
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>>181020164
Dig through the forums where they appealed it
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>>181019802
The metaclub doesn't exist, the closest thing that it refers to is the subconscious privilege and bias given from people--generally admins--to members of the community.
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Fact: MrPain is harsh but fair, he bans shitters but gives them a second chance if they've improved.
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>>181020351
This, proof being Zenny.
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>>181020197
STEP INTO AN AIRLOCK AND SAY THAT TO MY HOLOGRAM MOTHERFUCKER

>>181020351
This, so many people that shouldn't have been unbanned got unbanned. They fucked it up and they're gone again
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>>181020259
>Discord
>2014
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>>181020456
>Hey this guy commited one of the worst possible offences, let's release him and give him a position of power

Illogical, right? But it does make sense when everyone else in th team have made the same offense. Hence, metaclub.
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>never broke a rule
>permabanned twice
>Both appeals closed with no reason given

Proof of metaclub
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>>181020696
Rei was a toxic shitter in the years before I started hosting yet he reformed himself and was a good player and admin afterwards.
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>>181019802
Really metaclub is just discord metafriending
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Kolith is living proof of metaclub
>everyone says he will be shit
>given admin
>ends up shit
>Both head of trialmins step down rather than deadmin him
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>>181020773
You don't have to reak a rule
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>>181020773
Fuck off 2hotdogs.
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What happened to Emilia and Surfer?
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>>181020809
Rei was still an asshole, just entirely protected by admin privileges
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>>181020773
is that you termedclepe
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how can you tell how long you've been banned? I'm itching to appeal but I don't know if I want to do it too soon
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>>181020945
Member when morena got Perma'd for saying kolith shouldn't be made admin?

I member
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>>181022689
I think that when you try to log the server will state when you got banned.

Else count the time and check the index bans
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>>181022914
Member when half of the admin team got outed as furfags?

I member
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>>181023020
alrighty, thanks family
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>>181021367
Emilia's taking a break, Surfer joined the IDF.
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>>181023198
holding your mouse over your name on the ban page will show the exact time I think
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>>181001515
that's Viva from /tf2g/
he's a mexican bagboy and general annoyance to everyone there
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>people request job bans
>mostly are sec and cult

Why?
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>>181023954
people don't like playing either. sometimes they get random'd into sec and don't like it, sometime people get culted and don't like it.
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>>181023954
A lot of requested sec bans seem to be because the players feel that playing sec brings out the worst in them, which is a pretty fair reason honestly.
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>>181023954
Secban's help them protect themselves from that shitfest
Cult bans mostly because cult just raises your blood pressure from the concentrated retardation
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>>181023954
I've considered doing both because Im simply too damn terribad and those roles have too high an impact on others gameplay for me to want to risk fucking it up.
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>>181022914
I don't think this happened
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>>181026605
uhhh, this isn't hearthstone general kid
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>>181017915
You can show people their notes? Are you retarded? Which stupid ass new-min are you?
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>>181023954
Playing sec means people will complain about you when you arrest them, half of the time resulting in a note on your ckey.

Cult is an antag role whose potential to murderbone with is very little, so people hate it. Also a team oriented gamemode, and people despise teamwork.
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>>181023954
>Both are high pressure positions that require robustness and practice to be successful
>Some people just cannot stop being shitters when given authority
I think it's pretty obvious why.
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>>181023954
For security, some people don't know how to set up their job selection so they don't get jobs they don't like.
And for cult, some people are whiney babies and hate being converted to cult, even though 90% of the time when made cult you don't actually have to ever do anything until the end because no one will give you a book so you can just go about doing whatever you were doing before.
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>>181023954
>be cultist
>start converting people in medbay
>one person is cult banned
>just kill them so they wont yell out that the CMO chloraled them
>later on I die
>Get into deadchat
>cult ban guy bitches at me for killing him
>says it was unecssary
>go back and check the guys ckey later
>self-requested cult ban

He did it to himself, the bitch.
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I don't know how it works on other servers, but fuck would I like cult banned convert attempt to just fucking kill them.
Not fair to Cult to ban the shitters so the shitters can ruin cult.
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>>181027423
It should just gib them to be honest. If you're too shit to be allowed antag roles or too much of a faggot to play them you shouldn't be allowed in the round.
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port goon gang
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>>181026880
I've never gotten notes without exceeding evidence supported space law arrests, standard procedure, and space law guidelines for sentencing and punishments. It's when you get greedy that you get dinged.

There isn't much teamwork when it's basically you hauling the cult's carcass to the finish line on your back while they actively sabotage you by not listening, being completely worthless, doing dumb shit and getting busted with cult gear, ignoring that sec and the silicons know there's cult and they're purging.

>>181027157
Call him out in OOC. Fuck those guys.
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>>181027423
>>181027510
Look in the issues/pulls. I forget why it wasn't made to gib them
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>nanotraNsen
why do people do this?
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>>181027423
>>181027510
doesn't trying to convert cult banned person stun them for 5 minutes or something like that?
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>>181028289
It does, but then you still have a body to deal with and a chance someone can find them and they can go OOO ITS CULTTTT CULLTTTTTT
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Vaporize cult banned players on the conversion attempt, leaving no evidence behind. That way the cult don't have to suddenly dispose of someone who knows about them.

Also make it still count towards the conversion obective.
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just gib cult banned players on conversion and spawn a empty soul stone shard
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>>181028289
Yes but there's:
* You still risked discovery to grab them
* You can't even shard them to construct like you could with a implant meanwhile you spent resources to grab that person. Especially important if you had your cult stuff stowed to avoid blowing the masquerade
* Murder noises as you weld them to death because nobody is running around with a jug of fuel
* Blood if you didn't weld them to death
* You have to properly dispose of the body and unlike other antags, that isn't put him near a fuel tank and make a welderbomb trap
* Disposing of the body risks discovery as you pass to the disposal areas

>>181028430
Finally got your bar rust? How'd it go?
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>>181028935
Wasn't me but it was fun as fuck. Tbe crew began worshipping the RUST like a cult so the admins bussed in cult tiles and blood. Eventually it breached containment and grew to a ludicrous size and the admins eventually spawned Narsie on it.
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>>181028935
not that guy but I remember this round with the RUST ending with a plasmafire'd bar, multiple dead people, in the bar, and in the end nar-sie showed up. So the rust in the bar didnt go well.
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>>181029442
Sounds like it went just how a rust should go
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>>181029435
>>181029442
>he didn't play the round where an emagged mommi built a star in the vacant office
What a masterpiece. It was so hot, when some idiot opened the door to the room to see what was going on, the whole station heated up to 6,000 degrees in an instant.
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>>181029769
thefuckisthis.png
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>>181029769
>tfw did the same as an atmos tech for so long I got autotraitored then shot it open when the comdom came in and was sperging out about my autismos.
Good times
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>>181029769
how do you build a fucking star
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>>181029995
>>181030063
It's applied pipe whizzardry. Get to work today.
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>>181030182
No no i was talking about the station bacon comic
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>>181028163
im new as hell and thought it was this at first.

transit, transport? first guess sure isn't nano tracing. (trasen.)

>star in a bar
heh
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>>181030063
some piping crazy shit or a really well made R-UST. The MoMMI made a R-UST which just never stopped getting hotter. I think the pressure in the room even rolled over at some point because it was so high. I believe the room reached at like 30 million celcius before it got opened, which is about 2x the temp of our suns core.
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>>181031526
That's absolutely amazing.
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the librarian's camera should be able to add filters like snapchat, yes/no?
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>>181031915
not unless you add a photo sending function to PDAs
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>>181029769
>vacant office
seems a bit small for a star, try this

>>181031915
>>181031957
spacebook when
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>>181031915
>screenshot
>edit in program of choice
>upload to paper
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>>181031915
the detective's camera should have an xray function you can turn on to see through layers of clothes, yes/no?
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Random Weighted Vote Result: Defficiency/ won with 1 vote and a 12% chance of winning.
Bagel Station/ had 1 vote and a 12% chance of winning.
Metaclub/ had 0 votes.
Box Station/ had 6 votes and a 75% chance of winning.
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>>181033309
Yes, and?
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>>181033309
>>181033375
Do you people understand what "random weighted" actually means?
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>>181033309
I was that one deff voter.
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>>181033375
>>181033435
I think maps with zero votes should have a 0.01% chance of winning. Imagine the shit-fits. The only downside is that I would have to play Metaclub 0.01% more often.
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>>181033603
I have only one question for you.

Why?
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>>181033707
Deff is a good map, especially the security department.
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>Frank killing everyone except Valk

Confirmed waifufag

FRANK AND VALK SITTING UNDER A TREE, K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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Fresh miner here. I'm really enjoying the role so far. It's surprisingly relaxing, and a nice way to get away from the hectic nature station life often brings.

Aside from upgrading to a diamond drill, is there anything else I should look to upgrade/acquire? And what is the difference between a Lazarus injector, and an advanced one?
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I miss the old Morena
Being an attention whore Morena

Stepping on toes Morena, being a hoe Morena

I hate the new Morena, the never lewd Morena. The telling news Morena, blogging away Morena

I miss the ERP Morena, the 'I'm a girl hee hee' Morena

I gotta say at the time I'd like to be Morena. See she invented shitters, there wasn't any shitters, now I look around and there's so many shitters

I used to love Morena I used to love Morena, I even had the drill hair I thought I WAS Morena

What if Morena ERPed with Morena? Said it was Sawbones fault, that she's a new Morena? Man that'd be so Morena!

That's all it was Morena, we still in love Morena, and I love you like Morena, loves shiggy
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>>181034087
why are you posting this
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>>181034084
If the round lasts long enough that you got a full belt of roidmons, consider finding the salvage shuttle and taming the spider queens.
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>>181033841
deff sec is fucking garbage anon, the office is cramped and interrogation is badly placed and perma can easily be false walled without you realising it, armoury can be niggered from space easier as well, only redeeming aspect is the medbay and suits without going to the armoury

meta's brig is better desu
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>>181034084
try to get an advanced egun somehow
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>>181034084
advanced injectors put the skin and such back on monsters if you butchered them
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>>181034236
don't reply, just report it
they'll go the way of KSP one day, never to return
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>>181034256
Yeah but the perma is comfy.

The only other comfortable security dept is in Bagel but that one is played often.
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>>181034440
I hope so, I'm sick of it.
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I want to build a superhuman, what job should I play for this?
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>>181034635
Surgeon with robotics access
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>>181035018
Nice, thanks!
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>>181034635
Scientist. Build a dna modifier and quickmap the defects then skim powers and slam injectors for a full powers set. Order borer eggs and hatch 6 of them for full support. Assemble a full set of powergayman healing chems, a full crash kit for riding out internal bleeds and combat stims. Grow a 6 grey slimes and a red slime. Put 7 slime grenades in a box and equip your voice assembly to deploy a defensive swarm. Grow nanobots. Wear an AEOD suit. Grow 3 nymphs and telenigger batons. Grow your shoulder holster, knife holster. and belts/boxes to hold shit. Give them the batons and have them sit on your shoulders with buckers/riot shields and the baton for if you get chloral/sting meme'd since you can't stay on latte 24/7. Wear a Bag of holder so you can't be snatched by telesci/hand tele murder traps. Fill your nested bags with energy and ballistic guns, some AEG's, ion, blast cannons of bombcap bombs, couple flamethrowers or ricochet rifles. If you're really salty, make an instakill EMP voice kit to destroy any borgs in your field of view. Construct a phazon and equip it defensively. Delegate to speed things up.

Congratulations. Now all you need is vampire/changeling for better healing, stun removal, and revive on death.
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>>181035404
>you cant stay on latte 24/7
>he does not know about the chempack
if you use a chempack and chemmask you could set up a 24/7 injection for creatine too
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>>181035404
It... it's beautiful...
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>>181034084
a bag of holding for loot (it can hold bags), an upgraded welder for cracking open little artifacts you may find, a multitool for hexacode loot crates (or blow up gibtonite with it nearby), a way to recover health in an emergency, a jetpack, a weapon for monsters
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>>181035404
you could also pocket a nuke disk to counter teletraps or hand portals. and don't forget to get vox feet added to your body so that you can use no slowdown magboots
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>>181034467
Perma in deff is fucking garbage,anyone with an iq higher than 50 can break out of it in less than a minute.
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>>181035979
>vox feet added to your body so that you can use no slowdown magboots

What if you rip out your teeth and replace them with Xenomorph teeth and rip out your eyes and replace them with Tajaran eyes for nightvisio?
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>>181034635
protip: vox feet on any race allow the wearing of talonboot which are no slowdown magboots
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>play against wizards
>get mad when they spam blink and fireball
>get wizard for the first time
>get nervous and pick blink and fireball

I-Im sorry
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>>181034406
Ah alright, thanks for letting me know. The wiki didn't specify that.
>>181035883
What materials do I need to bring RnD for a BoH?
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>>181036208
diamond, uranium

I think, not sure - definitely requires a little diamond
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>>181036127
tajaran eyes are something you can add too, but do xenomorph teeth actually give you more damage for bites or something related?
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>>181036319
teeth do absolutely nothing
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>>181036319
I don't know, I was about to test that one round awhile ago, but I got CULT-ed before I got the surgery.
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>>181036196
HoS here,Why'd you teleport to bridge first i shat my pants when i saw that there was a wizard fireballing me when i was on camera console, That aside, Nothing to apologize for buddy fireball isn't very easy to use and most wizards end up blowing theirselves with it so what you did was rather impressive for a first time wizard,and blink is mandatory anyway since its so easy to kill wizards that aren't very robust if they don't have it.
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>>181035704
Chempacks will build up or drop off and you'll die when you get too busy since you aren't having to nanny your sauce pile like with pills
food reagents are consumed at twice the rate, I need my boh on my back and desu I'd probably just eat my own blast cannon before I spent all that time making hundreds of units of latte from food crates and coffee recharge packs. You didn't spend all your pomf coins for 3 hours of forced extended, there's better shit to do.

>>181035704
You're already on 24/7 hyperzine to fight all the slow anyway.

>>181035979
You can but it's a bunch of fuss if you're non-cap and desu fuck you if you spent the whole round jerking off on autism instead of tard wrangling the round. No, you can't do both and good luck getting more than half with the "dept interaction" meme

>>181036208
Rush to the high-chance asteroid turfs to get 5 of gold/silver/uranium/plasma and 5-10 uranium to science asap. on box station head west out of the mining station to the west mining outpost and float through the mini asteroid field for rares. You can throw things like extra ore or make a fire extinguisher to spray from the cargo autolathe before you head down in case you slip. your drill costs 3 diamond and the bag is cutting it close iirc.

>>181036283
3,000 units of gold (2 sheets), 500 units of uranium (1/4 sheet), fuck if I remember how much diamond but it's like 1 or 2.
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=16&p=20386&sid=ce67e5ca658c4412ea0294a634f259cd

Big hair locker shooter is appealing, admits he has ban evaded 43 times. Will the admins accept him or will he be banished to TG?
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Post meme wizard ideas. Mine is the magical greytide
>Robeless, Jaunt, mindswap
>play like a stealth wizard
>Put on full assistant getup, and antag like a horseshit faggot greytiding piece of shit.
>Keep screaming about fucking nonsense over comms like you are retarded to the point that nobody believes a word you say
>when sec starts to search for you to execute, mindswap
>Frame the mindswapped target of something severe enough to warrent execution
>Rinse and repeat till station falls apart
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>>181036482
>>181036208
5-10 diamonds sorry. brain fart.
If you want to go monster hunting, have them make you some laser cannons and go blow them open with gibtonite. As a warning, this can really bungle sec's bum so put your backpack in your bag of holding then fit your lockboxes inside.

Couple heads up
Right click your jumpsuit and click set suit sensors. Set it to tracking beacon so when we look to the roid like once ea 30 minutes we'll see you
If you log out, re-enter your fucking corpse yet. I'd rather clone a logged off guy and shove him in the dorms than get another ghosted logged out
Pick up your gps and use pgdn to use it. click set tag on the ui and put in the first 3 letters of your first name and the first of the last name so we know who is who. It helps us find you when you die
There's rechargers in the airlock walls at the mining station to recharge your guns
Take a station bounced radio from the autolathe or a red emergency toolbox from the blue o2 lockers all over and use it to bring up the ui. when you're on the asteroid, put it in your pocket and make sure the microphone and speaker are on and tuned to 1459. If you get critted, clear your char bar type whisper [hit spacebar so it's now whisper "] then quickly type ARGH MINER DOWN ASTEROID SENSORS ARE ON. If you're pretty fucked up, just garble anything. this will do a death whisper which your radio will pick up. if we're not too busy we'll see it and rescue you
If you get downed by a goliath, type out a message calling for help and copy it. if you get hit once or have leftover burns from a basilisk call for help and spam it 4 or 5 times. If you make it out we can stop but if you die and nobody knows it's rough.
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>>181037094
If you can't drug him so you can silently kill him while he's still out, the AI is going to be all up in your business regardless and you don't have a detector to tell. People meta mindswaps hard
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>>181037094
The party boy maker

Blink, Teleport, Upgraded Time Stop

Stop time, strip person and teleport to safe place. You win once you have everyone's ID or something.

But seriously full strip wizard spell when?
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>>181037678
You can just use a staff of change set to human if you want instant nudity
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>>181037909
Does that change their appearance?
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>>181037909
I thought the effect was random?

C-can you set it to tajaran? Because if so that's the best weapon in the game
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>>181038043
yeah, catbeasts are listed as "furry" for some strange reason

strange because it doesn't turn them into a fat human dressed in an animal costume but into a real space khajiit
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>>181038043
Yeah, it's more fun to subvert the AI to meme laws and borg everyone with the SoC though.
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>>181038138
Holy shit. Just think of how overpowered the staff is then.

>One shot from it will turn ANYTHING (except mechs?) into a lifeform that's not only valid, but cannot defend itself, meaning it can't attack you
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>>181037909
>chloraled a SoC wizard and took the staff
>left him
>ran back to chemistry and melted it with polyacid
>post round he was wondering why it didn't come back as a bound object when he tried
>that feely feel
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>>181038043
yes but a good majority of the validhungry playerbase will defend SoC catbeasts because they are cucks
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>>181038353
that's not how it works.
catbeasts can still validhunt antags
and turning people into catbeasts as a non-antag means you're getting banned
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>>181028430
>lil clown snoozing next to the consoles
aw
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so how do you build a star? I tried making R-UST from wiki guide once or twice but it was always kind of shit
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>>181038696
>how do i easy griff
piss off
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>>181039153
it's easier to make small burn chamber in atmos and just flood the station with heated CO2
and I have antag turned off anyway
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>>181037343
>rightclick for sensors
>not alt+click
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>181038353
>cannot defend itself
wrong
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>>181038353
SoC staff tajaran isn't admin punishment tajaran
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>>181037094
Fire wizard
>Jaunt, upgraded ring of fire, fire breath, fireball
>Red wizard outfit highly recommended
>Hit ring of fire and jaunt to become an unstoppable ring of fire
>Ring of fire so you can walk into your own fire breath with no worries
>Do this so often that you walk into fire breath without ring up and catch on fire
>Die when someone in an atmos suit shows up
>Cry if a peacekeeper cyborg shows up
>Take blink instead of fireball if you are weak but also want to survive for more than two seconds
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>>181031853
>tfw a new challenge that isn't arcade machines
What is this?
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They've changed so much about Colonial Marines I can barely keep up. Send help.
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>>181040243
Do you see a catbeast? Kill it. It doesn't matter where it came from.
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>>181041168
>not just watching others kill them instead
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>>181037441
>People meta mindswaps hard
Because mindswap would be too overpowered if people didn't.
Just find the captain and greentext is not fun.
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>>181037094
The only good meme wizard is the 420 Wizard.
4x blink and 1x smoke and just rile up the valid hunters so they chase you.
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>>181042138
>1x smoke
4x smoke 1x blink or just 5x smoke
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>>181041168
>Do the antag's job for them man hurr durr gotta git mah balids

>>181040904
What'd they even do. they kept nerfing the marines so you're basically that generic worthless npc from most sci-fi games
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>>181042402
need that fast cooldown on blink so you can just spam it endlessly. It creates its own smoke and the 1x smoke is just to give it a bit of a buff up every now and then.
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>>181037094
>Teleport, bind object, space suit
>Wait for people to set up the sing
>Teleport near sing, bind the sing to me
>Teleport in AI core
>Bring singularity to me
>Teleport away
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>>181040904
>Bayonet revolver
>Machete
>Throwing knives
>Out fukken skilled sax
God bless
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>>181042568
This, the smoke from blink is enough. Just take Magic Missile or something similar to rile them up even further.
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>>181037094
Robeless snake blink mindswap.
The ultimate pain in the ass.
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>>181037094
Sneaky fecker build
>Bind object, no clothes, cape of invisibility, a movement spell, a fast knock is fun
>Nab the galoshes, enjoy being able to run with the cape on, bind the cape so you can't ever lose it
>Spend the round annoying the shit out of everyone by talking while invisible, opening random doors, spooking people and stealing stuff
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>>181042910
>acquire the CMO's hypospray
>sneak around putting people to sleep

this sounds fun as fuck
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>>181042910
>>181043086
Using the cloak occupies both hands.
So you'd have to wait for scootaloos to do that.
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>>181042910
>you can run with the cape when wearing galoshes
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>>181043086
>Chloral them
>All-defect monkey injector
It's good shit, I've done it but with timestop

>>181043161
You can take it off and chloral busy people or you just setup a trap. it's fucking nothing.
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>>181043161
Oh damn, that sucks
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>>181043183
>It slips you
>x things cuck slips
Duh
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>>181043216
>You can take it off and chloral busy people or you just setup a trap. it's fucking nothing.
Yeah but the magic of doing it without ever being visible is gone
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>>181043161
You can still cast spells, open doors, talk and drag stuff, you only need to become visible if you attack or take an item. And with the bind spell you can simply drop the cape altogether, grab stuff very quickly and teleport it back into your hands to instantly become invisible.
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>>181043183
If you can acquire advanced clown shoes, you can reach untold levels of shittery by setting them to random. They also provide no-slip.
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>>181043340
Enough p-ray scanners out and you'll get fucked.

>>181043405
Can't use targetted spells which is most stuff.
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>>181043608
With the cape, no clothes and a movement spell, you won't be able to get many spells in the first place. None if you improve your movement spell IIRC. The build isn't meant to attack with magic, it's meant for shittery while being almost permanently invisible.
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>>181043608
F I R E B A L L
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>>181043718
>no clothes
>while being almost permanently invisible.

Do you really need to use no clothes when you're invisible?
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>>181043552
you need clumsy for that
>>
Hey, it's me.
So I had a dream about us again last night.
This time we were standing at arrivals andwatching the meteor storm, your hair and your dress gently flowed as you breathed. You looked as beautiful as ever.
We sat down and watches the stars twinkle across the endless space.
As the meteor shower ended, we had each other for warmth.
With your head on my shoulder and my arm around you, assuring you you will always be safe with me, we thought about our past and our future together.
I thought about how lucky I was to have you in my life, you've brought me so much joy, love, happiness. The kind that I had never experienced before you came along.
You then tried to break free from the handcuffs. The muffled sound of your sweet voice through the muzzle was probably an "I love you."
I love you too.
Always and forever
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*remodels your bar*
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>>181043954
I think you'd need it to cast spells with the galoshes or advanced clown shoes and so you could run with the cloak.
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>>181043954
No, but it allows you to cast the movement spell while wearing the galoshes, which would normally prevent you from casting. Otherwise, if you want to get rid of no clothes, you'd need to walk while invisible, or become visible to switch shoes before casting something that requires clothes.
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>>181043718
>AI can see you
>Beepsky can see you
>Sechuds can see you

there's literally no point to invis cloak/invis spray
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>>181044091
it's trash
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>>181044065
CUTE
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>>181044236
>Sechuds can see you
T I N F O I L H A T
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>>181044475
>wasting TC on more invis spray for a tinfoil hat

wew, if you're invis it should make you perma invis.

Speaking of, why isn't there an INVISIBLE flag and sechuds etc. check for this flag?
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>>181044091
Me at the bar!
>>
Does anyone have issues with character saving?
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>>181044729
OwO
>>
Looking to play on VEEGEEstation?
here are 12 rules for you:

1. We're not bay
2. Vox are pox
3. Hippie refugees are not welcome here
4. Powergame with nofruits
5. antag datums when?
6. when you code it
7. you can ignore any rule, as long as you are in the metaclub
8. pomf
9. play as an atmos tech your first round
10. lingstended 24/7
11. TURN ON THE BUNKER
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>mrpain12: tomorrow night I will be dealing with this
>that was 2 full days ago
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>>181044919
so fahnny joke
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>>181045117
thanks
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>>181044919
powergaming nofruit was probably the absolute dumbest controversy i saw on this server.
>>
How do viruses work? I noticed some don't even advance to the 4 stage and just die off. Please explain how to strenghten a virus.
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>>181046062
>How do viruses work?
they don't
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>>181046062
Some update broke them and they just cure themselves at like stage 2
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>>181045229
>2. Vox are pox
Getting would be assistant shitters off the station at round start was the best thing to happen to the server.
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If you don't valid yourself whenever you get catbested by a SoC you're not a real space man.
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yo shuttle just docked
>>
IN THE YEAR
2525
>>
top
tier
bussing
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AHHHHH ENOUGH FUCKING META BABBBBSSSS
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Never seen a better bus. 10/10 job.
I really mean that, I laughed so hard when security rolled up on cargo and just unwrenched one of the Pete machines.
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>>181048385
t. boxbaby
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>>181048523
Kill yourself Nexis
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>>181048523

> 1.box
> 2.deff
> 3.bagel
> 4.meta
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>>181048379
Hello, Strawberrytan.
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>>181036837
>admits he has ban evaded 43 times

it's clear I was joking right
>>
>>181048618
ain't nexis, sorry
>>181048628
1. Bagel
2. Box
3. Deff
4. Meta
5. Taxi
>>
Non-antag vox when?
>>
>>181048904
when you time travel and code it
>>
>>181048681
call me out if you want, you have to accept when you do something stupid you get feedback
>>
>>181045446
What was the controversy?
>>
>>181014801
>Know what else would have been fun? Playing out a cult round.
playing a cult round doesn't mean winning one
get good next time nigger
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>>181049657
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>>181049657
You could choose one of the randomly picked fruits by aiming at a non-repeating pixel, or by memorizing the pattern.
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>>181028935
>Murder noises as you weld them to death because nobody is running around with a jug of fuel
Beating someone with your tome 13 times will crit them without noise.
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>>181049657
One of the coders found out the list cycling was the same every time so you could effectively "powergame" the nofruit items by clicking at a precise time to get whatever you wanted from it.
And then another found out the pixel size changes each cycel or something so if you put your mouse on a pixel where your wanted thing would only show up on you could just click it until it rolled there.
They got so up in arms about it there was a lot of shitflinging going around and for some reason Nexis took it personally and said he quit or some shit.
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>>181049396
nothing wrong with calling out shitty bus
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>>181050093
Classic nexis
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>lawset named NT Default
>not the default lawset
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>>181050093
Nexis is allergic to drama, as are all Ancient Nigras. What happened should come as little surprise.
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>>181050093
>>181050034
wait what i thought that it was all about the horrendous lag mass producing it caused
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>>181051117
>code green security officer with armory access.jpg
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>>181051296
I always just laugh at arrested people whining about what code level it is.
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>>181050473
It's called "NT Default" because our codebase is from Baystation, who uses that to make sure their aliens aren't fucking decked in.
It also actually WORKS there because they don't have law order, that way a captain can't order everyone's death.
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>>181051417
>H-HOW DID YOU FIND THAT EMAG ON ME
>IT'S CODE GREEN DAMNIT PUT IT BACK IN MY BAG AND LET ME TO
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>>181051468
>BWOINK
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>>181051589
>not using the secret phrase to tell admins in pms to make them not ban you
lmao
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>>181051589
>we're not a No-RP server
deadmin pain please
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>>181053758
what's your ckey?
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>>181053813
2hotdogs
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>>181053813
Mrpain666
>>
What should my new female static name be
>Detective that speaks in qt french accent
>Quiet asian robotocist
>Loud bitchy asian HoP that enforces paperwork autistically
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>>181054919
why
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>>181054919
Julia Brandt
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>>181046062
How come whenever we get a level 6/7 alert or something nothing ever happens?
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>>181054919
Last one.
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>>181054919
>Quiet asian robotocist
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>>181054919
Twen Tille
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>>181054919
Loud Bitchy Asian Roboticist.
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>>181054919
you gotta create the characters appearance live in the thread fag
>>
How do I talk in cult speak?
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>>181056298
the rune
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>>181054919
Sassy black janitor yelling at everyone for bleeding so much.
>>
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/15309
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>>181056298
if you mean the radio-esque shit, either
A, use a commune rune
B, if you're a construct, just use ;
or the language, which you just select on speaking
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>>181056298
check-known-languages

its :5
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>>181056315
How do I write runes after being converted?
Crayons?
Pen and paper?
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>>181056451
you need a tome, ask whoever converted you for one
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>>181056451
You need a tome with words. If they don't give you one when you're converted they're probably shit.
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>>181056407
for what purpose
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>>181056298
Draw a rune next to an intercom and touch it with an open hand, you'll get a text prompt that only cultists will be able to read.
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>>181056426
>>181056416
>>181056315
>>181056516
>>181056565

Alright, thanks anons.
All these cult rounds are driving me nuts.
I'm not nearly robust enough yet.
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>>181054919
resting bitch french HoP
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>>181056407
Malf fails without an AI because there's nothing that can be malf.
Rev fails without heads because it would be intant win at 12:05.
Cult without chaplain means nothing, the only thing a chaplain can do is more holy water which is already easy to produce by other means.
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>>181056748
>already easy to produce by other means
"No".
Even if you get a service borg it's always shittery and way more efford that having a Chaplain to slap water tanks with
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>>181054919
french detective waifu has been done already, don't know of they are good though
>>
>>181056616
Also that intercom has to have it's microphone enabled and set to common frequency.
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>atmos tech
>hear about cult base on radio
>grab an n2o can and head over to it
>arrive there, HoP eguns me
>searches me, no cult paraphanelia or controband
>brings me to the brig
>tells an officer 'give him 15 minutes and an implant'
>officer releases me
lmao what a fucking shitter
just because it's code red, doesn't mean you can max out a cell timer on someone who hasn't commited a crime
>>
why so many cultist rounds lately?
Vampires when?
Lings when?
ANYTHING FUCKING ELSE WHEN?!?!!?
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>>181057092
You should have gassed him right then and there.
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>>181057096
Cult has more potential to be fun than vampstended or ling murderbone
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>>181056847
"Yes"
Garlics are anti-vampires for a reason.
You can set the vendor to spit everything and reset the contents through cargo every time.

You can even get null rods with xenobiology
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>>181057438
>You can even get null rods with xenobiology
HAHAHAHAHA
>null rod
>no chaplain
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>181057438
1. Predicated on there being cooperative traiders, or going way out of your way to ransack the birdnigger outpost.
2. https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/15303
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>>181057374
Vamps are fun if the person doing it isn't a shitter.
Then again. 99% of this server is tarded.
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>>181057630
null rods works even if you aren't a chaplain
i remember it protecting me from getting tasliman'd when i looted it from a braindead chaplain
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>>181057438
>garlic

lol https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/15303
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>>181057092
the hop was a total shitter. He spent most of his energy arresting people who were not even cult for minor crimes than he did actually hunting cult
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>>181057768
Raiding the post dates back way before traders existed, I don't see how that can be a problem now.
You need more potency for garlic to work, wow. Touching a plant other than for munching it won't kill you. Maybe you'd prefer an Ion rifle that only works against cultists?
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>>181057821
>Vamps are fun if the person doing it isn't a shitter.
You could say that about anything. Even so, getting thralled is VASTLY WORSE than getting culted for various reasons, and apparently many people dislike playing grabass with jauntniggers so that's another point against vamp.
>>181058113
Have fun fucking around with your nonholy garlic; keep in mind that even if you grind that potency up, it takes I think 65u holy water to have a 50% chance to deconvert.
>>
>>181056407
What's the difference between no roundstart chaplain and the chaplain being killed at roundstart?
>>
byond://178.150.181.113:25565
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>>181059448
OwO what's this?
>>
>>181059448
>>181059525
A quick Google reveals that that's the IP of a WW2-themed deathmatch server based on CM code
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>>181059749
>based on CM code
>it's actually based off of Eris code
>>
>>181060195
I don't know shit
I'm lucky that's the only part I got wrong
>>
So I tried Xenobio the other day
The wiki said that once you fed a slime two monkeys, it would split, but it didn't work for me
I waited like 5 or 10 minutes
any help?
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>>181059525
>>181059749
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>>181060849
Maybe you got there a bit late and they were hungry
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>>181060849
Add more monkeys
>>
>haven't seen any of my friends play in months

makes me really sad, I hope they're alright in irl. I should just ask them on steam..
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>>181061625
>tfw nobody cares enough about me to add me on steam
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>>181061721
ckey? we can talk if you want anon..
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>>181060956
>>181061131
Well, I did have to do RnD first
maybe that was it
>>
>>181057092
Just make a petition for notes on the forum if you didn't ahelp it.

>>181057438
Killing that one specific mob out of all the ones they can get and the like 50 minutes to get gold cores and the support slimes to get a lot is hardly practical.

>>181060849
2 monkeys only works for immediate roundstart. You miss the feeding window or you have a mony in view of slimes when another monkey dies then they need a third
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if I theoretically wanted to port clothing sprites from bay, would I have to ask their permission?
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>>181063667
No.
But you wouldn't have my permission
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>>181063667
It would be nice if you did, but I believe our licenses are compatible, so you don't technically have to.
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>tfw nobody remembers you even when you static.
>been playing for years.
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>>181065064
honestly for anyone to remember you, you either have to be a waifu fag or a huge shitter. consider no one remembering you an accomplishment
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>>181065243
you probably consider every female static a waifufag, prick.
>>
>>181065064
It's a good feel, what are you talking about?
It means at most all I get is "oh hey it's that guy, how are you that guy? Seen any validz?".
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>>181065243
I know it's an accomplishment, but when you're so forgetful that whenever you're mentioned in someone's story about something hilarious you guys took part in and you're just refered to as "the janitor" or "the engineer".

Even the nobodies lust for occasional validation and acknowledgment.
>>
>>181065772
If you post your static people would give opinions
>>
>>181065772
I usually avoid naming people on purpose in the thread because of the potential drama it can stir up
>>
>>181066804
>potential drama
only like 3 people are autistic enough to do that
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>>181066956
And 2 of them are admins
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>>180999262
What's the best SS13 server and why is it paradise station?

>modern looks
>plenty of races for roleplay opportunity
>nanotrasen-related jobs for roleplay
>blueshield is the best job
>you can make a furry head collection in your janitor closet
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>>181037094
I usually go with max jaunt and teleport, and go "gremlin wizard". Go toggle off the emitters, go turn on and off random air vents and scrubbers, delink random machines in the telecomms. Purge research. Be a horrible cunt.
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>>181063667
Why port when we can our own better versions?
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>>181067294
>furrystation lite
no thanks
>>
>>181067294
>VORE DOG ROBOTS WITH MEDICAL STOMACHS
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>>181069310
https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/7572
reminder
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>>181042683
>>181042138
These honestly. 4xblink + anything annoys the shit out of people because it's nigh upon impossible to hit you unless you blink into a laser/bullet.
>>
BREAKING: mindswap too alien and complicated for /vg/! More at 11.
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>>181037094
>staff of change
>lots of bunches of crystalls
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>>181037094
>He isn't on the Manifest, GET THAT VALID!
>X IS A WIZARD HE MINDSWAPPED ME ACCOUNT ID IS
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>>181070278
>not purging the manifest
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>mindswap a security vox and open fire to randoms in the shuttle
>people start calling him a griffer
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>>181070440
They even ahelped it
>>
>>181069310
>>181069442
They weren't pulled though, they're not in the game.

>>181069168
The furries are fun to butcher in antag rounds.
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>>181070525
The fact that an admin put it up and suggested that it be done is absolutely mindblowing, though.
>>
>join the metaclub and rule!

mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YLMk1E41kE
>>
What did they change with this update?
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>>181072031
2 new touhou outfits in the autodrobe
>>
Rpg anon come back
>>
>Join late as Engi
>Exosuit containers are borked
>Wander into maintenance
>Raped by plasma
fugg
>>
I'm always here
>>
Daily reminder that if you're sec or a head and don't conceal your weapons on green, you're an absolute shitter.
>>
>Join late as detective
>Meme on tcomms
>Round ends
That was a boring and uneventful shift. It was extended again wasn't it?
>>
Despite the minor moment of Ick ock I think the round went well, still need to get off a sacrifice at some point.
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>>181075043

You need to go back
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Coins having credit value when
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How do I make a map for ss13
>>
>>181019802
If we're speaking literally, then no a metaclub doesn't "exist". There isn't a committee of people deciding to do shit to affect the server.

What it is, is a tight knit group of friends who support anything for their friends and try to smear or fuck over anyone they perceive as enemies. For example sawbones, celt, kolith, justsumguy, xenovix, a few others would all band together and try to smear coders or admins they disliked to get them to quit or help each other get adminship.

It's noticeable because Celt was head trial admin and started adminning the worst fucking metaclubbers like kolith.
>>
this one is dedicated to my good friend 181075392

--SS13 TEXT RPG 5--
You are a security officer of moderate robustness.
inventory:
>2x taser
>2x cuffs
>2x flash
>stun baton
>hailer
In your department, there is also a detective, and a warden.
The warden is watching cameras, and the detective is drinking in the bar.
The acting captain is the HoP.
There is one borg set to medical, and no AI.
The station time is 12:25, and it has been a quiet shift so far, apart from an assistant who you arrested a few minutes ago for bothering the CMO.
The assistant is in cell 1, pacing back and forth.
You hear a xenobotanist yell 'O-U-T-T-P-O-S-T' over general comms
-WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT-
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>>181076164
ask the warden what he sees
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>>181075792
Painfully.

Get the code, open it in Dream Maker, compile just in case, new map file (.dmm), pick a tile and brush all over. Making a map is easy, making a good map isn't.
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>>181075792
https://github.com/monster860/FastDMM
I haven't personally used this, but ANYTHING should be better than Dream Maker.
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>>181076164
run outside cell one and stare wordlessly at the assistant until he stops moving
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>>181076164
Ask the detective to follow me and order the borg to state laws and follow us, then go to the outpost.
>>
>>181076164
Arrest the detective for not doing his job and wasting time in the bar
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>>181076164
I go back where I came from
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>>181076164
Ask warden for weaponry
go to HoP for research outpost access
go investigate
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>>181076164
Ask the Warden for some armory guns and say I'm going to go check out the outpost.
With the armory guns, go to Science and start bargaining with them. They want that sick tech. My objective is to get a huge bomb. With this bomb, I will fight any threat to the station as it comes.
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>>181076164
Xenobotanists don't exist. I tell the HoP we should have a crew transfer.
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>>181076164
ask the warden to watch the camaras
take two eguns with me
get access from the hop
get the detective from the bar and hand him the other egun
go with him to the outpost
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>>181077407
>>181077173
>>181076242
Branch 1
You tell the warden to watch the camera console and to fetch you some lethals.
>Egun added to your inventory
The warden tells you he sees an unknown in a mining hardsuit with stripping the xenobotanist by the outpost chem dispenser.
You and the detective equip lethals, get science access, and head to the outpost.
>Jimmy McFly has joined your party
You and Jimmy swing by the HoP for research access.
The HoP is lazy and gives you both all access.
You head over to research but are stopped by barricade near the library.
The clown has created a chokepoint in the hallway with a bolted door, and is demanding a toll of 100 credits for passage to research.
-WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT-

>>181076503
Branch 2
As soon as you walk into the cell, the assistant disarm spams you.
Embarassingly, he manages to get a hold of your stun baton
>stun baton removed from your inventory
You call for help and the warden runs over
The assistant stuns the warden, strips his ID, and runs out of the brig.
-WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT-
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>>181080410
Go around it using maint
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>>181076650
Branch 3
You ask the borg to state laws and head to research.
You learn the borg is set to asimov.
>BETA has joined your party
You ask the detective to follow you as well.
>Jimmy McFly has joined your party
You head to research, and see the clown erecting a barricade, he shouts at you but you continue on.
You arrive at the the research shuttle dock, and find that the outpost is mostly vented.
You see more air alarms in the outpost foyer, and blood on the ground leading to xenobotany.
-WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT-

>>181076651
Branch 4
You head to the bar and taser the detective who is sitting and chatting with the bartender.
>Jimmy McFly relationship -100
You drag him to the brig, and begin sticking him in a cell.
The warden intervenes and stops you, telling you to stop being an asshole.
>Shawn Shank relationship -30
The detective is released and goes back to the bar, but not before shooting you a few times with his revolver.
>Chest status: Bleeding
-WHAT DO YOU DO NEXT-
>>
>>181080410
Branch 1:
Go around using maint
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>>181074976
If power is off, turn equipment back on or swap cells and turn equipment back on
If it's locked, unlock it

>>181075491
When you add it to the coin and copy the cash atm interaction you shitty avatar faggot.

>>181076164
Go secure the spare comms board. Take the captains comms move the bridge comms to recycling. Call the shuttle and space all of it. Nothing good ever comes from sci going down.
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>>181080621
>Go secure the spare comms board.
i'm not going to start any new branches off the original
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>>181080732
Yeah it's fine. Just sayin', best thing to do is just fuck off. Arm people if you want and it'll all come out in the wash. Those sitches are hot garbage and you're outright fucked without a metabuddy borg or a decent buddy cop.
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>>181080410
Branch 2:
i shout over the radio and sec chat that we have a rogue traitor assistant who tried to kill the warden, making sure everyone knows they greyshirt's name
i then use the AI to get into the armory so I can get lethals for my incoming validhunt
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>>181081240
>Not having lethals already
>Not having tools and gloves
>Dying to the first door that's shocked
>Needing the AI for lethals
>Needing more than a hailer, disarm, and a boot knife
>Needing more than your hands in a match of robusticuffs
I'd bust you down to security cadet so hard your asshole would bukkake insulated gloves all over anyone who walked by
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>>181080573
Branch 3
Retreat and get sec hardsuits, as I arrive on the station and get out of science, I send the borg back to science to give us a sitrep.
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>>181082735
https://youtu.be/q3xewRcf0eU?t=19m11s
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>>181082735
Oh jesus my sides flew to the Dj outpost
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>>180847779
I have no interest in playing on your server, read this post (>>177761931) for reasons why? I haven't played SS13 in a while. Just waiting for another server to come around, no such luck. Oh well, there are other things to do.

For the interest of anyone who wants to know how to ban evade it's rather easy.

1. Clear your BYOND cache and exit BYOND
2. Delete your BYOND folder
3. Download this http://www.mediafire.com/file/h17oet0t8g0hfuz/Cid+changer and put it in your BYOND bin.
4. Edit the config file and change the number to something random.
4. Change your IP.
5. If you're playing on /vg/, they use a cookie ban system that stores a cookie on your computer, you need to delete it. It's located in the Users\AppData/Roaming/Microsoft/Windows/Cookies directory. It should have a random gibberish name
6. Open up BYOND log in with a new BYOND account
7. Connect to the server.
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>>181083913
>If you're playing on /vg/, they use a cookie ban system that stores a cookie on your computer, you need to delete it. It's located in the Users\AppData/Roaming/Microsoft/Windows/Cookies directory. It should have a random gibberish name

eww veegee station spreads it's AIDS with you when you join the server
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajY4Vc8XMas
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>>181083913
This is why nexypoo made his botnet
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>almost finish completely mining vox outpost astroid
>round ends
>p a i n
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universal recorder [Common] (Machine) says, "[00:00] Recording started."
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145.5 best channel
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>>177761931
What's wrong with ZAS?
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>>181087413
Try playing on a server that doesn't have ZAS.
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>>181087528
Yeah, it's shit and breaches mean nothing.
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help dorms
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How to fix /vg/station: /// v1.01

MEDBAY
>remove gamestart cloning pod
>make cloning expensive resource-wise so that it is saved for Heads of Staff and medbay doesn't let people die because cloning is faster
>remove organ printer forcing people to receive mechanical organs from science

RACES
>make Vox a trader/antag only role
>disable plasmamen
>make grays antag only role (abductor)

VIROLOGY
>Unbork viruses so they actually work again
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/issues/15307
>random virus outbreak event at the same frequency as radiation belt
>let people modify viruses on a deeper level (development speed, spread type) using a virology equivalent of the xenobotany computers

MAP
>remove weighted map vote

MISC
>add a customer dispensers to every department so that they can sell their stuff instead of working for free like communists
>fix miners inflating the economy
>let roboticist make Deus Ex augments
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>>181087868
no
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>>181087868
>abductor
>>>/tg/
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>>181087868
look mommy i posted it again
you still haven't actually defended any of these changes
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>>181087868
>>>/tumblr/
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guys I want to venture into the Jewish ways of Vox trading, any tips?
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Fluke
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>>181090261
Don't
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>>181090261
steal shit, sell it back to the station at an inflated price
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>>181090261
Metaclub has a bit of a rough start for them so watch out.
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>>181090385
>still shit
>entire borgforce murdering you
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>>181090454
>keeping your shutters open all the time after stealing shit
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>>181090548
>borgs need to wait for you to open the shutters
Go be a shutter somewhere else.
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What was that song that played near the end of last round?
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>>181090636
>not using your PDA to send the shuttle and then ioning and spacing the borgs with your looted items from the armory
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>>181090752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDvq9USBbUA
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trying to run the game through dream maker
why do I have to keeping clicking through these "allow to read" boxes?
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>>181087868
Nah to everything except bug fixing and
>modify viruses on a deeper level (development speed, spread type) using a virology equivalent of the xenobotany computers
>let roboticist make Deus Ex augments


I fucking love me some augs
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>>181090885
Man that's surprisingly catchy. I love it when mods play music during tense moments. I think my favourite was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUKuH27n5Xo when Nar Sie was summoned.
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>>181090814
I prefer letting the warden space himself, half the security team and a borg in this manner while I'm sitting at the console, safely reaching home.
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>>181080621
>If power is off, turn equipment back on or swap cells and turn equipment back on
You wot, if power's off on the equipment locker, just use a crowbar. Then fix the fucking power, you're an engineer.
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>>181020351
>Second chance
Pain has openly admitted on two occasions that his "Second Chance" is a tactic he uses to turn bans into non-appealable permas.

It's essentially a judge going to someone attempting to appeal a 30 year sentence and saying "Here's your second chance", then following him until he litters/jaywalks/curses, and leaping out of the bushes with "HAH! IT'S THE CHAIR FOR YOU!" and executing them.
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>>181091289

>Literally comparing getting banned from a 2d atmos simulator to being fucking killed

The extreme drama queen quality of shitters, everyone
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>>181091983
>he took the bluepill
lol
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This is retarded
No one forced them to make poutine.
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>>181090261
>charge sec, medbay, and service to hack vending machines
>do botany, and sell shit
>sell secvend shit to the greytide (box, deff)
>sell improvised weapons
>hunt vaults using the vox metaclub patented secret method, sell what you find or break into centcom
>do xenoarch, sell larges to science
>set up a medbay on your tradeship, make people pay to use it. (metaclub)
>sell chem dispenser stuff to the greytide (deff, metaclub, bagel
>sell [antag type] insurance to the crew
>start a restaurant/bar
>rob the vault, start a bank, charge interest for loans
>rob the vault, use it to bankroll a casino
>become the clown's bodyguard
>steal the clown cart and janicart, and start a car dealership
>start a borer farm on the tradeship, sell the borers to the crew
>start an art museum, charge for admission
>cheese the salvage shuttle, trade it to cargo for eguns. sell eguns to the crew
>become really jaded after doing every imaginable vox gimmick multiple times, valid hunt antags
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>>181091074
That's played along with other things in a playlist whenever narnar gets summoned.
Sorry if I killed the magic a little the mods aren't that creative.
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>>181093027
it was grief
the guy is a known shitter
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>>181093027
No one forced you to play the game.
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>>181093027
>t. JamesWBigmac
no one forced you to get a perma for greytiding, or a perma for metagaming
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>>181090431
>spawn in trader ship
>open door, every single thing on the ship gets flung into space
>like 5 simple mob xenos bum rush me
> manage to jetpack away at the last second, admins feel pity on me and clot my blood so I don't die 30 seconds into the round. it dawns on my that I spawned in a xeno vault
>summon ship to take me to the vox outpost
> the ship is just a console and a seat, no floors, no walls.
>takes me back to my oupost, half of which is engulfed by the biodome vault.
I was kekking through the whole thing, should have saved some photos, it was truly a once in a lifetime experience
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>>181096004
ick ock?
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>>181096239
this was like a week ago, I was talking about my personal experience with the metaclub trader spawn
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>>181093027
It begins.

Watch your step everybody, be sure not to do anything fun, funny or interesting if it might hurt someones feelings. Everyone needs to be nice to everyone from now on or else you will face the consequences.
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>>181096641
Good. The sooner you leave the better.
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>>181097004
do not reply to shitposters
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>>181087868
>literally the same stupid shit again

wew buddy
>the city of boxbabies
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When did autism become a good thing? Those vox shitters where running around circlejerking their retarded pile of shit for over an hour, literally stuffing it down peoples throats.
Last year this kind of behavior would be shunned and mocked, and now we are not only supporting it but punishing anyone who feels differently?

Besides that since when do admins intervene on IC issues? Are we no longer allowed free will of any kind?
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SKELETONS BACK AT ROUNDSTART WHEN
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>>181098970
>t. JamesWBigmac
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>>181098970
>When did autism become a good thing?
this has always been an autism project friendly server
perhaps you forgot about that when you were serving your permas
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>>181098970
/vg/ is as autism project friendly as d20 was
return to hippie posthaste, as it is the shithole you belong
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How do I trick badmines into a Dorf Fort or nations round when theres more than 2 people on the server?
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rib chapel medbay
lost and soon to be forgotton
thanks adam and vox for helping
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>>181098970
>Besides that since when do admins intervene on IC issues?
MrPain has a bug up his ass over everything.
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POST SCREENCAPS OF STUPID THINGS YOU DID.
>>181100027
Idk. All I ever do is autism. Pic related.
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>When you're more undead than a vampire
That was one of the most fun rounds I've ever played.
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>>181100127
You have to redeem a voucher.
No voucher, no round
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>>181101252
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>>181101173
>give vampnigger a chance with a goodguy shading
>still a complete nigger and disobeys my commands
>attacks the holy medbay

Absolutely heretical, fuck that guy
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>>181093069
90% of these are only halfway ready to sell by the time the shuttle is called. The rest has 0 total interested parties. Almost all of these get you murdered, no further questions asked.
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which one of you fucking idiots claimed to have a potato powered raspberry pi you put byond onto that you also replaced the CPU on?

fess up you colossal retard

>>181101173
nice work
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>>181012491
>>181101252
was just reading through the thread.
I once actually made a wonder as Cargonia kek.
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>>181098970
https://youtu.be/A6Zb3T18Jms
Ol' Chris Smitty is a reactionary populist and would try banning Pomf if the thread cried hard enough.
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>>181101379
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>>181101414
He didn't even need to replace the CPU, he was a dumb nigger and didn't know about the power of gentoo.
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>>181101385
He was a vampire with chloral and holosurgical tool if it gives you an idea of what sort of tool he was.
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>Be mechanic
>There's another mechanic so just decide to pack up and leave for the roid
>Do some mining, find materials some miner left
>Go back to mining
>See guy being cuffed and dragged by a vampire
>Run away, print a laser cannon from my new workshop
>Hide in research shuttle dock for a bit and lie about what I'm doing to lure him into a trap
>Realize my workshop is the perfect place for him to be
>See a lot of bullet casings
>A bunch of ammo boxes have been print
>No one's there
>Wait for him in an oxygen locker
>Pop out and shoot him in the face with a fucking laser cannon
>During shuttle call the 'gods' gave me a cookie
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>>181101252
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>>181093097
Really? I could've sworn I didn't hear music the last time Nar was summoned.
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>>181101613
i have done a lot of autism projects and this was one of the few that turned out very well and very successful. Countless failures exist before this however
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>>181101173
ayy look it's me!
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>>181101173
You paid me more than I asked, so that was nice. I rubbed my hands a lot.
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>>181101673
Can you get byond running on a linux distro?
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>>181099510
I feel a good policy to enact to protect autism projects from non-antag shittery would be:
Any singular project that has been in progress for more than 70% of the elapsed round time gets protections from assault, with destruction of the project being equal to murdering someone and melting the head for escalation rules and general rules

It would ensure that some non-antag niglet cannot just grab 2 hours of work from someone they've never interacted with that round and space it because being a blight on existence is the epitome of their existence
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Only via WINE.
BYOND only has native Linux support for the server version, not the client.
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>>181101252
>stealth oped so perfectly that the crew didnt notice the active nuke in the middle of station until SMELELELELE
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>>181101954
Only through wine, but it works through wine without any special setup. His issue was that the pi is not x86.
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>>181101954
>>181102041
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>>181101789
I think that was the second time he killed me. And as robust as that was, part of me wishes he died from pure coincidence when the sec borg gibbed him with the shuttle.

All in all though, good work!
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>>181102030
>for escalation rules
OK with me.
> and general rules
Not. Up until now (and regardless of what the metaclub is saying itt) rules have been that ic issues are dealt ic. Shitting on an autism project is an ic issue. It's OK for sec to execute someone who does it, but it's not OK for ooc actions to be taken with regard to that.
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>>181101829
this one was almost finished sadly
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>>181101673
Not that he could anyway, the CPU is soldered to the board and the only way to remove it to literally destroy the board getting it out.

He's still in here trying to BS about it too, thats really sad. My dad works for nintendo-tier.
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>>181102302
Rule 1 will always be a thing, no amount of bitching and moaning will change that
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>>181102332
>the CPU is soldered to the board and the only way to remove it to literally destroy the board
If something is soldered, can't it be un-soldered without damaging the thing it's soldered to?
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>>181102419
And rule 1 should be applied responsibly instead of hamhandedly as it appears to be here (assuming there's no missing context).
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>>181102429
Sometimes. The Pi is not one of those. Think of that nvidia gpu picture where the idiot pulled the gpu off the board.
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Anyone have a screencap of the station covered in sections? I remember taking part in this autism project as Cargo where we put sections in every main hallway of the station.
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Whatever happened to the botanist and his corpse? I told the HoS that I found the botanist's corpse stashed in secure storage but didn't get any news after that.
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>>181102565
The engineer and I (chappie) took it to medbay.

I was going to shade it and set it loose on the vampire but the vampire died so was no point.
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>>181101252
Night night spessmen.
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>>181102553
Sectionals*. The couch things.
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Why does Carshalash always bitch about medbay?
Is it really as bad as he claims?
Shit seems to get resolved over there pretty quickly as of late.
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>>181102801
Who cares about that faggot he's banned
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>>181102459
>person spends 2 hours on a project
>niglet decides to destroy project for absolutely no reason other than for the sake of destroying it
that is grounds for a nasty note
>niglet also has a long history of bans and permabans for being a living shit stain on humanity
and that should be what ramps it up to a perma with glowing voucher to appeal
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>>181103009
Oh really? They banned him? Nice.
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I regret googling the name of the potato powered raspberry pi running byond autist. That was a rabbithole of retardation I dare not go down again.
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>>181103057
>>>/bay/
Never come back
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>>181103383
What was it?
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>>181103789
Plapatin. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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>>177761931
>Another example, some pink haired Scientist walked into Science at full health, got slammed into the entrance a few times and died in a few seconds. There was zero indication to her that entering that room would be unsafe, yet died anyway.
That's how a vacuum works you fucking mong.
Try it in real life.
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>>181103649
no u
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>>181103831
>Roblox
Oh my.
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>>181103831
You share a server with these people
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>>181104014
>a redditor
BURN HIM
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>>181104014
>Yes, I still suck my thumb
kek how adorable
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>>181104014
rule 0 when
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>>181104014
>No, I am not made fun of online due to my autism
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A red-eyed MoMMI walks into the same room as you, pings, and starts drawing on the floor
What do you do?
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>>181105898
Take his crayons and call him a faggot.
If he tries to do anything AHelp it and get him b& :^)
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>>181104014
>No, I am not made fun of online due to my autism
Wasn't his permaban for being so autistic the badmins couldn't handle it before this post?
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>>181105898
...valid? Valid kill? VALID? VALID VALID VALID VALDE BAVIL VALDI KILL VALID KILLVALID KILL VALID
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>>181105898
Pat his head, then fucking book it
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>>181106138
>red-eyed
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>>181106270
This. Emagged MoMMIs are horrifying.
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>>181101252
>tfw you help the clown return to their true home.
Feels good.
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>>181105898
What the other anon said. Headpat as a sign of peace, and run the fuck away and hope it doesn't go out of it's way to kill you later.
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>>181080410
>The clown has created a chokepoint in the hallway with a bolted door, and is demanding a toll of 100 credits for passage to research.

Give him the money.

>The assistant stuns the warden, strips his ID, and runs out of the brig.
wake up the warden, make sure you are armed, set beepsky to arrest.
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>>181101252
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http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=43&p=20397&sid=f269355eec0264522810b11f5d2819e7
LOL
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MustardTiger, the man who adminned kolith and then quit has just been adminned again, Nuke has yet again instantly adminned somebody, a known fucking shitmin. This time he adminned him in 5 minutes.
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&p=20419#p20419
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>[20:14:11]ADMIN: HELP: RiggyMiggy/(Samuel Todd): Can you climb on things or do you just headbutt. also if the coding is way different mind explaining me the differences - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
GO
BACK
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>>181111751
Not listed as admin on the page or discord
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>>181112647
>mfw see the shitpost in the thread
>mfw see oh my god it's a real thing
>mfw gear up to be autistic at nuke again
>mfw it was all a ruse
>mfw i'm a moron
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>>181112647
>>181112825
saronsen took hours to get flags too. hes admin, just not yet
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>>181111751
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Can atmos assault people with viruses?
Can atmos flood the place with mindbreaker toxin gas?
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>>181113259
Atmos works with gases. Mindbreaker is a reagent. Viruses are memetic.
>>
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>>181113491
wew
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>>181113259
4/5 years ago nexis had atmos reagent system that I can't remember the name of for some reason
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>>181113370
Why can't they be used together?
Would it be possible to code such a thing?
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>>181113559
Remember the first news story to break is the one people will remember.
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>>181113564
It's theoretically possible to code almost anything.

But you would need to find someone with both the ability and desire to completely rework virus transferring.
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>apply for admin
>nuke just gives you all flags for free

I'm going to apply lads, wish me luck
ckey: rfultra
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>>181113654
I mean, airborne contagions imply that they're transferred through the air.

So how do those work? Just proximity based?
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>>181113687
god speed
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>>181113829
To my knowledge, if you are in view of someone who is infected, and you aren't wearing internals, you get infected.
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>>181113687
I see you've already paid your pomf coin dues, enjoy ur gaem
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>>181114242
Pomf over the past few weeks, I've been thinking about the server.
Let's get one thing clear; and face the fact that it is stagnating.
We need to face that fact because if we do not, nobody will try to fix it.
I've heard it said by a coder, who I will not name, that we're facing a "golden age"
this illustrates precisely what I mean, complete and utter ignorance of this stagnation.
How is it possible to be so oblivious?
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>>181114353
Why is stagnation bad?
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>>181114353
Where are the proofs?
What's your definiton of stagnation?
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>>181114353
>How is it possible to be so oblivious?
Very good question I don't have an answer to. Possibly they're mistaking shitty PRs getting merged as progress or something?
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>>181114353
>asking the one who cares the least

ayy lmao
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>>181113098
All that work for nothing.

o_o;
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>>181083913
LOL sarca already gave up on hosting his own server.
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>>181114443
Because /vg/ is, undeniably, the best server. It's perhaps the "pure" ss13 experience. Aurx described it well, in a private conversation to me:
"We fill a niche that is, to me, SS13 at its best. There's RP if you want RP, and people don't shit on it. There's robustness and valids if you want it and don't go overboard. And there's people who really aren't that hot at either but aren't forced out by RP metagangs like on bay or robust power gay men like on TG."
>>181114448
It is not moving forward, and we are facing the very real danger of hubris - overconfidence.
Already, we've lost very competent coders such as Bauds and Kurfurst.
And let's not kid ourselves, our de facto project lead is Clusterfack. If he does not want a PR merged, it will, with very few exceptions, not be merged. - Similarly, if he wants to merge it, no matter what the public opinion is, it will be merged.


Let's be honest. Let's look at the server. Let's realise there are problems.
We can do better than this, we can strive for transparency and accountability, we can make /vg/ a better server.
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>>181114550
Reminder that Sarca needed 30 minutes to figure out what a browser cookie is
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>>181114443
>>181114448
>>181114465
>>181114473
>not recognizing a pasta
Dudes, that was part of Celt's goodbye post
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>>181114626
>He thinks I read Celt's goodbye post
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>>181114606
That didn't explain why stagnation, as a concept, is bad.
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>>181114606
cluster has literally no impact on the git anymore
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>>181114626
And >>181114606 was the rest of it
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And so after much deliberation, I have decided, come January 1st, I will be gone. I picked that date for a couple of reasons. #1, It's a new year's resolution. #2, It's after the date I set myself for completing snowmap and the 100 bug fix challenge (both of which will be complete by their due date.), and #3, it gives me time to tie up loose ends, and be the admin I thought I was going to be when I applied.
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>>181114606
What are the problems that need fixing?
What progress needs to be made?
You're speaking like a politician.
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>>181114612
He acts so high and mighty but jesus is he retarded.
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>>181114606
What is foward?
Cluster isn't involved with the code at all anymore.
Bauds and Kurfurst left because of University/College/Masters.

>>181114242
Why is clusterfack still listed as collab?
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>>181114825
Cause nobody told me to remove him
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>>181114825
What this server needs, is to be driven by, run for, and ran by, the players. The headmin is accountable to the players, the admins are accountable to the players. The coders should be, but currently are not, accountable to anyone but themselves and pomf (who rarely, if ever, intervenes)
Ask yourself this: When was the last time (X admin/coder) played the game? If it's more than a couple of months, they must surely face detatchment from the playerbase.
>>181114781
The admins are out of touch, and the coders are out of touch. The server can do better than this. Probe worked very hard to strive for accountability and transparency, and I admire him for that. What I also admire him for, is his ability to step down when the game stops being fun to him, instead of hanging on to a dying ember.
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>>181114906
Do you have a link to the full pasta?
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>>181114906
probe stepped down because people would not stop shitposting about him
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>>181114945
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=2811
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>>181114945
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=2811
>>181114974
I must confess that I myself have been guilty of this, on numerous occasions, and I failed to meet targets I set for myself on how often I should play.
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>>181114974
I call that incapacity at handling banter
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>>181115061
>>181115072
Thanks, I'll see to get this on tape
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>>181114974
Probe was a shitty admin who kept drawing attention to how bad of a person he was and deserved all the shit he got.
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>>181114906
>Vague "problems"
>We're stagnant
>The players deserve more
>Admins are out of touch

You're not saying much despite typing a lot.
Name some of the problems the server has and what you propose is the "solution" to your perceived stagnation.
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>>181115275
It's a copypasta, you got baited.
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>>181115275
Take off the blinders, man
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>>181115275
I have always been of the belief that if you're being a cunt you should own up to it, explain your actions, what was going through your head at the time, apologise, and evaluate in retrospect where you went wrong. I am glad to have made friends with people who do not find it difficult to tell me if I was acting out of line.

That's all I know of that particular story. I shall now sum up in retrospect, why what I did was stupid. I suppose. In the above paragraph, I was explaining my motives. I want to make especially clear that I am not justifying myself, as obviously what I did was wrong, but in order to apologise I must be frank about what was running through my head at the time.
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I had been pinging Cluster & @Coder on the discord, maybe twice or so a day before the whole palaver, with phrases such as "Coder is a mess!", meant in jest on my end, but coming off as being annoying on theirs. Clusterfack banned/kicked me in response, which led to me thinking along the lines of "ah that was not something he should've banned me over, the guy deserves to be annoyed", and a sort of self fulfilling prophecy emerged. - It got to the point where he had blocked me. Later, PJB created a helpful bot on the discord that would relay IRC messages to the chat and vice versa. I used this to ping cluster on the IRC, who then kicked/banned me and any others who were pinging him using this. I continued to do this, until I think I tipped him over the edge, and caused him to go nuclear, spamming the admins at least fifty times so far as I hear. He got kicked for this, obviously, and created his own discord channel.

I have the utmost respect for coders, and do not have any sort of personal antipathy towards any of them
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No you stupid shitter, the way it's always been done is to walk through the hallway with help intent on. Can't you just keep green mode on and then swap over to the red mode when you need it? Jesus christ you fucking cunt asshole make me sick to my stomach you really do. Just because you THINK it saves you a half-second of time, which it doesn't really, you act as though you're entitled to shove and bump others in the hallway. You ever think about that, you little cocksplat? Maybe those people are rushing to save someone, or kill a major threat, or hell, they might, just might, be rushing to save YOUR retarded asshole from something that will easily fuck you up. It's not like being on harm intent really makes you better at combat or anything, it just causes you to todder around like a stupid fucking nigger with your dick in your mouth and get in the way of actually competent crewmen. God forbid the mode is a highly dangerous mode, like wizard or blob. Fuck's sake, blob. When you little shitholes stand around in the way of emitters and dedicated setups to kill the blob and pretend like you're 'helping' it makes me want to fucking kill myself. I hate you. I really do. You and everyone else who is so dedicated to 'efficiency' that you make the game worse for other people. Does it really bother you to just fucking switch when you're ready to fight? Do you walk around with your gun out, riot shield at the ready, juicing on chems and ready to fucking decapitate the next person who stops near you and reaches into his backpack? Just fuck off back to whatever noxious little hole you slipped out of you disgusting fat faggot. I hope that satan rapes you in the asshole after the lord himself strikes your name and bloodline from history you thick, boorish, dimwitted oaf. I can't even begin to describe how angry I am at everything it is that you represent. Buy a model train at hobby lobby and just ram it up your gaping asshole, bitch. And turn on fucking help intent
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how THE FUCK did a borer do this?
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>>181115978
antag borers :^)
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>>181115978
>inject host with 300u of water
>inject host with 300u of potassium
>bahng
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>>181115918
If you just came up with this instead of being old pasta I commend you.
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>>181115978
>utility arm borer
>grab gun using host's arm
>shoot welding fuel tank
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>>181115918
I've literally pushed people from the bar all the way to the escape airlocks just to get at the research maint tunnel on box.
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/vg/ in 2017
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>>181105898
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>>181117591
>Crotch Rot
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>>181117156
Congratulations.You got yourself in maint!
What's the next step in your master plan?
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>>181117618
If I see an emagged MoMMI I'm just going to break it desu, blame your server culture for it
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>>181117809
Feeding you welder fuel.
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>>181117618
is it bad that I wouldn't do this?
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>>181117618
The nice doctor is healing the MoMMI since you can't hurt it with a welder.
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>>181118625
You can on harm
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Could somebody link the general and the metaclub discords?
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>>181118973
sure here you go

general
https://discord.gg/Pfuebv6
coderclub
https://discord.gg/U8ncwUV
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>>181101252
I remember that
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>>181117618
>not having the stunarm ready
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>>181115978
I got a note the other night for beating a sec officer into crit with a stun baton as a borer after my host shot him in the face.

And just this round, my borer performed two surgeries, all on his own, while I played trombone.

It's a brave new world.
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>talking mime gets fanny flustered and ahelps when killed
>>
>someone asks for /vg/station discords
>direct him to a bunch of fetish discords instead
>no outraged response
maybe he liked it?
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>>181120749
give me some context I want a good chuckle
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>that round a few days ago where a mime not only talks IC, but also does it by posting a youtube link
>walking to the asteroid shuttle I see someone dragging the mime, now a catbeast named "Valid Faggot"

I was in fucking tears
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>700,000 youtube subs
BUNKER NAO
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>>181121304
well lets hope the new tide isnt shit
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>>181121304
>server unlisted
>posting this again

Fuck off with it already holy shit. They'd really have to try and find our server, and fanbases tend to not be smart.
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>>181121486
I already dmed him our server address so we can get some media coverage
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DON'T TELL HIM
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>>181121585
w-wrong pic there bud?
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>>181121537
>implying he'll read your shit if he has 700.000 subs to ignore dms from

do take my (You)
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>>181121304
So this is faked as I just looked through his twitter at the date of when this was suppose to have been made and nothing like it there. Nice try bud.
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>>181121636
y-yes.

This is your emergency shuttle for the shift, say something nice about her
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>be run of the mill player
>never involved in drama or relevant shift happenings
>suddendly lots of "You feel a presence in the room..." and "You are filled with great sadness."

W-what do you want? Go away.
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>>181121917
They're coming.
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>>181121304
>>181121841
This is the shopped tweet
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>be above average waifu
>always involved in drama and relevant shift happenings
>constant spam of "You feel a presence in the room.." and "You are filled with great sadness."

Hello ghosts!
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>>181121917
they either want you to bring them back or they're just bullying you
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>Be MoMMi
>Notice power isn't running
>Go to turn on PA
>See this
What do?
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>>181122124
Waifu, you have so many ghosties. Can I have just, like one?

>>181122225
Play Mozart's Requiem via *buzz
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>>181122053
ick ock??
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>>181122315
>Can I have just, like one?
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>>181122225
Drag the corpse inside and out of the way, then go about your business.
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>>181123156
*jumps to you*
*adminpms you*
*bans u from MoMMI*

next time don't intervene... kidd
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>>181123261
moving bodies out of the way of construction isn't interfering
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>>181123330
>antag wants to singu that body to remove evidence
>antag ahelps
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>>181123156
>Dragging a human corpse
Enjoy your ban you shit
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>>181123330
You can only temporarily drag them away.

So unless the singulo is only there temporary, it is not allowed.
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>>181123501
you dont have to put them back, just dont make them any easier or harder to find
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>>181123501
>>181123528
From the wiki
>Dead bodies
>Ignore it. Move them like you would any other large piece of debris in your way if it interferes with your construction, but under no circumstances make it easier or harder for anyone to find them. If possible, even place them back where they were after all is said and done.
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>>181123528
>>181123563
So let's say the MoMMI sets the singularity up.
It obviously can't put the corpse back outside, because it'll gravitate to singu and get gibbed.

Does he drop it on the little airlock room between engineering and the singu? No one checks there after singu's been set. That's making him harder to find.

Does he drop the corpse inside engineering? That's making it easier to find.

Go set up an alternate power source/s. If you want to play MoMMI, you HAVE TO know how to set up something else.
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