Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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1st for anime makes you better at dota

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dead game
dead thread

>>180366571
which anime specifically?

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>he's not playing CK mid

>>180366613
what an ugly hag

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>>180366707
Kuroko no Basuke

reminder that 12-15 year old girls are d2g
if you dont like it fuck off to reddit

reminder that degenerates must be gassed

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>>180366712
Very situational, safelane is still the way to go with him

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nth for my fuTA waifu

>>180366712
garbage mid player here. How do you play CK mid

Friendly reminder that Alliance are streaming their bootcamp

https://twitter.com/theAllianceGG/status/877528256349585409

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nth for our guy

>>180367142
First I thought who cares about alliance, then remembered that they kicked loda. Maybe there is a chance.

>>180367142
don't you mean NiP?

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>>180367142
>no Loda or Kelly
are they actually worth watching now?

Reminder that TI teams will be
>5 CN
>4 EU
>3 NA
>3 SEA
>2 CIS
>1 SA

Anyway, since it's an odd numbered TI, it's a year of the west. However, will it be EU or NA to win

>>180366945
>>>/b/

>>180366401
You know that feeling of your skin drying after you take a shower because you washed off all your dead skin? And you can literally feel the oxygen making contact with your skin?
thats dove wex son

>>180366945
only 2D though
real children are disgusting and annoying

>>180367142
i always enjoyed seeing alliance lose, but this isn't even alliance anymore.

>>180367142
what are they gonna do if they qualify? era is afraid of flying

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>>180366945

>>180367750
I think you can go to a doctor and get anti-anxiety medicine for that, my older brother's ex-girlfriend had a job which required her to fly but she was so afraid of flying she got benzos

Era will be fine

>>180367750
>>180367879
>waaah i cant get into a plane we will crash!!!
lmao dotards are so pathetic

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>calibrated at 1.9k back in 2013 because new at the game
>just play with friends and pubs
>decide to pick up ranked again after 4 years because I've worked my ass off on getting gud at the game and might as well climb
>expect the scrubbest scrubs
>suddenly everyone counterpicks, does pulling, stacking, smoking during mid and early game, body blocking during ganks, chain stunning, smart warding and dewarding, dusts, pushing the objectives, everyone is super polite except a few, and more

What the hell happened? Did someone give "git gud" pills to everyone in that bracket? This is nothing like pubs.

what's wrong with cancel that he can't find a team?

Why is Elder Titan not picked in low mmr as pos5? Ultra strong team fight capabilities.

>>180367994
the truth is that git gud_______

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Honestly this looks like a pretty legit tier 2 roster

>>180368007
wasn't he in Sing stack for Kiev Major?

>>180367960
era's anxiety issues extend way past flying
even if he manages the flight he still has to find the courage to make it on stage

>>180367960
youre stupid if you dont think planes crash everyday, that shit gets covered up by the international travel consortium 99% of the time
but hey, enjoy your flight(death) doturd

>>180368107
Is Era, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>>180368097
hontrash make the best dotards

>>180368157
i'm not dumb enough to fall for the pro gaming honeypot meme so i never have to fly anywhere kid :^)

>>180368107
which is funny since he'd been on stage numerous times before
wonder how he psyched himself into that level of anxiety

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>>180368097
Kicking EGM for Pablo was a huge mistake

I bet it was Loda who did it

>>180368229
>anxiety, you never know until you have it.

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>tfw no dota2 anime

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>>180368370
which heroes are the most anime?

>>180368370
boku no pico is the canonical d2g anime

Friendly reminder that liking anime is a mental disorder. Please seek help, you have someone out there who cares for you. Watching anime is NOT normal and a sure fire sign of a defect. I can't urge you enough, pick up the phone and call a doctor. You're not alone in this struggle either; everyday countless young souls are lost to anime, their lives ruined and their parent's dreams crushed. Don't be yet another statistic, break the cycle. Godbless.

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>>180368616
Anon, they're just cartoons.

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>>180367596
*teleports behind you*
if you smell me... you are already taking a shower

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>>180368616

>>180368616
this... what a nice person

what are the rules on playing in other regions again?

>>180367994
people in that bracket have been stuck there for years, or are filled with people on their way up the bracket. After watching so much dota, of course gitgud

>>180366764
pls tell me this is photoshop

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>doing the white nationalist handsign

Wtf I love Alliance now

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Short guide to Arcana Voting:

1: Can you vote for Wraith King?
1a: Yes: Vote for Wraith King
1b: No: Go to 2
2: Look at the pairings. Look at pairings you think are going to be close calls.
3: Vote for the more boring hero, hoping he will win and make it easier for Wraith King to win the overall vote.
4: Skeleton King Arcana

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>>180368832
>kick Loda
>Kelly gets buttmad and fucks off
are Alliance... dare I say it... /ourguys/?

>>180368986
they still is swedecuck
so NO

Reminder that bOne7 is ourguy and TUHO is our open qualifier team

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>>180368832
>TDE
Huh, Limmp's actually based. Who would've thought

>>180369047
fuck of retard black is a germcuck and there is no greater /our guy/ than him

>>180369146
fuck OFF nazi sympathizer

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>>180368832
>>180369121
ayyy

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>>180368437
Lina is literally an anime character

>>180368832
Why is Era crying?

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>Alliance, a Swedish team, remain the only all-white team
>this triggers the /pol/cuck

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>>180369305
Thingken of n0tail and Fly's accomplishments

>>180369351
Bubu is streaming?

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>>180366707
attack on titan

>>180367994
ive been saying this for months now (t psg) about 1k, since my international ranked has dipped as low as 1.4k

1k is now full of people who might as well be 3k. it's confusing. the mmr continuum from like 1k to 4k is just one big melange, everyone is the same skill

obviously you run into literal sub 1000 mmr retards, but years ago, if a person was 1k, they would stand afk in lane and shit....now people are afk simply because you can't actually gain mmr by trying to

the only solution is honestly to boost, you can either "work" for your mmr or you can pick a level (based on reaction times and farming ability that you want) and play at that level

I assume the entire mmr system will be turned on its head in 2018 because it no longer works at all

>>180368832
why are white people so ugly?

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>Waga is still by far the most popular dota streamer
Why does Dota attract so many Reddit people?

>>180369770
>.now people are afk simply because you can't actually gain mmr by trying to

are 1k* because you can't gain mmr by trying to
>muh YES YOU CAN
yes, with an overdeveloped emotional attachment and an overdriven urge to gain mmr, its not that important, its cheap just buy it

>>180368980
I was voting for DK but now i'm voting for this, this is a real cause that needs us

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>>180369757

>spending real world money on an arbitrary virtual number
shigg diggy

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>>180369717
>he even has a fucking anime girl as his avatar now

Did being on the same team as EE make our boy into a full-blown weeb? Wtf?

>>180367054
I have over 60% winrate on 100+ CK matches at 4K playing him almost exclusively mid. He's situational, yes, but not "very". I have no problem dealing with lane winners or heroes that are supposed to destroy melee mids like QoP and SF.

>>180367082
My core items are generally PT>Medallion of Courage (upgrade it for a Solar Crest if you want)>Shadow Blade. From there I generally go straight for Heart (you can pick up an Armlet if you're having a really shitty game, but I find that both is kinda overkill), then either Silver Edge or Manta depending on what you need. From there you can go for whatever you want. I personally like Linken's for the mana sustain, and if the game isn't over by that point I turn my Solar Crest into a Butterfly. Unconsumed Moon Shard is pretty nuts too.

Skill Build is max Rift then stun (no points in crits and no ult at level 6, they're useless this early). Intelligence talent at 10, STR talent at 15, stats at level 20 (don't fall for the GPM meme unless you're having a truly shit game or if there are more cores than places to farm on your team), CD reduction at 25 unless you're facing someone like a Lifestealer or someone that you have to explode very fast.

Starting items I generally go for PMS + Salve unless I'm facing someone with a lot of base damage in which case I go Stout+QB+Salve to last hit (your base damage variation is retarded, you can hit as low as ~40ish damage depending on your luck). Play defensively until you're level 4 or 5. From there you can ramp up the aggression, it's very easy to get kills depending on the enemy mid. Stay in lane until you get your Shadow Blade, only leave to refill the bottle or gank with a good rune. After Shadow Blade go in search for kills, don't be hesitant to ult during ganks since you can easily take a tower afterwards. If/when the enemy team becomes more defensive, go farm until your ult is up, then try and force a teamfight or a push. Rinse and repeat.

>>180370106
Yeah? It's an anime

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>>180370029
>normalfag tier anime
>weeb

>>180369757
u sure she isnt he?

>>180369717
is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>180370160
>normalfag tier anime

No such thing, dumb weeb. All chinese cartoons are just as bad.

>>180369121
can limmp be /ourguy/?

nice general dotards

>>180367994
>>180369770
all that shit is either easy to do or valve has drilled it into people with changes to the pick phase and pregame planning, the main differences between 2K and 4K mmr is farm efficiency, hero pool and knowing your and your enemies power peaks.

>>180367058
I hate to break it to you but TA has a vagina.

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>>180370628
false

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Oh god I miss her

Why does dota have no good girls anymore

if you're watching alliance do nothing it's because they went straight to the quarterfinals

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Won game with Elder Titan, team fights were about me stunning the enemy, then my team finished them up without a single hit, how is this hero not in picked?

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>>180370814
>her

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>>180370928
Feel free to send any boys with this figure my way thanks

>>180370909
Don't worry anon, "pro" players will realize one day that he's borderline OP and shit on hero with high base armor also.
Heroes like him and Visage will become first pick/ban the moment one pro player manage to do fine with them, pro players blindly follow the meta more than pubs, they're extremely afraid to try out new heroes

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>>180370814
?

Hi d2g, I had time for only 1 game last night, it was an intense and close game, I ended up as spectre in a situation where my sf died for a ranged rack solo (rat) and I had the decision to either go and try to rat their last 2 remaining rax and try and get megas or go def our last 3 rax 3v5 style vs a sven, I didn't go for the rat cause if they tped back and killed me the game would be on my hands even tho it was sf's fault. How do I get past being flustered over such a disappointing loss d2g?

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Where is this beauty and why is she not streaming dota2?

>>180371049
>No ass or tits
>tattoos
>SJW haircut
>daddy issues
>daddy issues clothes
yeah...I guess you've not seen many women/men if you think there's a good figure.
There's no way someone could mistake the boy you posted for a real girl

>>180371071
literally who

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HE'S LIVE BOYS

>>180371116
play more so disappointing games like those become like tears in the rain

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Oh god I miss him

Why does dota have no good captains anymore

>>180371051
this is why ti invites should be based on team skill over LAN wins
Clown 9 had difficulty winning games, but at least they tried new shit
We need more of that, and less of OG cancer

>>180371230
lie

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when is valve going to step in and curb dota's doping epidemic?

>>180371186
You're that guy who posts kittyplaysgames aren't you. Not everyone likes fat titty sluts you know.

lifelong skatemasters fan here
>we
will win TI7

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>>180371280
say what you will about OG
but this man can be my captain any day of the week

How should I be playing Lycan? Nerco pusher or the MoM build I see on dotabuff?

>>180371678
Necronomicon split push.

Why does Waga seem like he's a serial killer poorly pretending to be a normal person!

>>180369757
i never know this game is for gay

>>180371446
>He keep N0tail for fuking 1 year in his team
gud?

>>180372498
no, fly just needs a tender boipussy to take out his frustrations on

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Do I focus on split pushing or making sure I'm near a teamfight when I play jugg

>People say that Dota 2 is one of the most popular games and immensely popular
>There's still literally only 1 English Dota streamer that streams regularly.
I refuse to believe that Dota is as popular as people claim, if there was interests and viewers there should have popped up more than 1 Dota streamer that can regularly keep viewers.

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>>180372561
fuck soe this is real boys love

>>180372618
>literally only 1 English Dota streamer

Do you mean our girl sheep?

>>180372618
The game is not popular LOL, when Asia goes to sleep there are like 200k people online, compare it to LoL.

>>180372641
fitjew is a bottom
dfc is a beard/in it for the money

>>180372636
Does Evany just turn a blind eye?

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>there are people who actually think invoker is a difficult hero to play

cute.

>>180372710
>compare it to LoL
how riot has zero transparency in their player numbers

>>180372710
Game is only popular in Asia bro, and it's because of Russia and China.

>>180371678
depends on how the game is going
necronomicon to rat if you're losing
mom of madness if you're winning to press the advantage

Something about Waga just pisses me off so much. The way he hunches forward in his facecam, his stupid fucking yellow glasses, his ugly Swedish face, his stupid accent, the way he pulls his screen like he thinks he's SingSing, his passive aggressiveness.

What a fucking faggot.

>>180372672
I don't get why sheepsticked is popular. She's a vocal lesbian, silent for huge stretches of time, naturally bitchy and still fantards sucking her off in chat

>>180372837
Yeah and Dota and it's millions of bots sure is a better indicator on how many players are playing.
I dare you right now, go to any home channel and you will see like 2-3bots spamming the chat no matter how dead the channel is. Even my home channel with like 10-20 players have 2-3 bots spamming there all the time.

Dota 2 is fille with bots spamming or abusing the MMR system to gain mmr.

>>180372824
it used to be, but people called him trash, because you actually had to be good at farming and hitting all the combos to have an impact

now it's like they lowered the skill ceiling tenfold so every aspie can do something with that hero, and it doesn't matter whether you hit all the spells or not (but it's a good thing if you do)

>>180372998
are you implying that lol is immune to spam bots?

>>180372998
Even CS:GO is more popular than Dota2 in the West. Only Chinese and Russians made dota2 "popular"

>>180373116
LoL does not have "home channels" like Dota 2 which is mosty populated by bots

>>180373135
And Peruvians

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>>180373135
except that is completely false
both games follow the same cyclical trends

>>180373338
that doesnt answer my question
the whole argument is moot thought, without real time player averages from riot you can never draw a fair comparison

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blog update

>>180373963
are you legitimately trying to be bad?

>>180374285
how was that bade

>>180374285
I don't understand how low mmr people can be low mmr, they build meta items? so what is happening?

>>180374018
Who is this highly breedable sow?

>>180371446

>le 9th-12th face

can't wait to watch OG shit the bed at TI

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>>180374374

that is a little girl you degenerate fuck

>>180374346
you have less hero damage than everyone in the enemy team except for that lifestealer who probably only died in his own jungle and never was in a fight

>>180372672
shaneomad

>>180374634
isnt he irish

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OUR GIRL IS LIVE

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did you already 3 starring all of the them /d2g/ ?

>>180374673
no hes from dublin

>>180374761
thanks for this on topic dota related post friend

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Is Greaves Tinker still the build or nah

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>>180374761
you're the only one /pol/ posting though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6cyIG0CRQg

>>180374712
How am I supposed to get 3 stars when half my team speaks spanish and expend their lives in the first 2 areas?

>>180375089
acquire artifacts

>>180375089

spend more money on treasures, are you poor or something? don't you want valve to be thriving so they can release halflife3 and patch dota every month or so? are you like dumb or something dude? step the fuck up and BUY virtual goods that require minimal workforce and inflate the value of the already overrated gamingsphere. what is WRONG with yoU?

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>pay 10v10 for fun
>there is a guy on our team literally frothing at the mouth at every mistake someone makes
>literally worse than ranked pubs

who are these people? Will they eventually get the help they need?

>>180375350
Are you replying to the wrong person?

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>>180375350
>steam sale is tomorrow
>even though it's just going to be nothing but 5 year old AAA games and early access trash for 50% everyone's going to be back on the PRAISE GABEN bandwagon again

Valve literally can't lose now

>>180375441
>play 10v10
>spam (All Chat): GGWP every time someone dies

>>180375187
I have artifacts.That doesn't stop people from dying which is automatic 2 star maximum.

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>>180375441
>no matter where you go there's always "that guy"
what happened to just being bale to have fun in video games? Why is everyone so fucking serious even in casual modes like unranked...

valve has to pull something out their sleeves really fast to get these numbers up, because a simple summer sale won't do it

Can it be weather effects, please

>>180375707
Gaben is murdering employees as we speak

>>180375707
>because a simple summer sale won't do it
huh, literally all it took last time
plus there is WAAAY more incentive this time to get a higher level battle pass than just a op terrain

is there a more annoying hero to play against than pa
not saying that the hero is good in any way, shes fucking dogshit
but just the amount of adjustment in your gameplan you need to make because of her is so fucking irritating
also the rng factor
i can see why 1-3k retards spam her

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>>180375441
same thing happens all the time in ability draft

>>180374570
everyone does
and i have higher than invoker
plus i was takign down all the towers

>>180375918
lol
just pick a good offlaner and tell someone to go with you and shit on her
she has no way to comeback into the game if her lane phase goes wrong

>>180368832
>you will never be rich enough from playing dota that you can afford to wear such clean white socks outside

What purpose is there in continued existence?

>>180376341
????????????????????

>someone in your team says something snarky 3 minutes into the game
enjoy losing the game faggot

>>180376187
how does naga counter pa?

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https://www.twitch
.tv/lyricaldota

Alliance are playing 5 animeshitters calling themselves "the kawaii five" with cheery fat guy casting

>>180376724
she split pushes towers and if you try to kill her she just ults and tps away. ez counter.

>>180376839
>gets first hit bash
pssh... nothin personnel, kid

>>180370909
he literally just got done being nerfed out of OP must pick TI winning status pre 7.0

>>180377012
>uses manta
nice try, nothing personal, kid.

>there are people who don't just go afk when they have shitters in their team
do you enjoy wasting your time?

>>180377368
how'd they get that monkey to pose so well?

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>>180370909
dotard why is et's passive not reducing all armor?

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>>180377368
>loda now so insecure about his balding he's wearing a wolf skin on his head

>>180377383
if i did that i would have to afk every game
if you enter dota game expecting that your team is competent youre doing it wrong

>>180367082
Rift enemy mid hero
Pray creeps aggro because he panics and tries to trade
Stun if they do
Armor + stun might ensure you free kills or pressure.
Repeat until you lose or win lane

>>180370112
Good game plan. Then again, if you are against a low armor hero, you could start doing Rifting as early as level 3, even if there won't be a follow up stun.

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I uninstalled dota after that monkey update...
Has improved the game since then or is not worth reinstalling?

>>180377648
it's fundamentally broken, don't even bother

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Do these faggots think they're playing CSGO or something

>>180378062
woah limmp plays with opposite hands?

>>180378165
They all do

>>180378339
>>180378062
probably just mirrored sillies

>>180378702
it is mirrored look at the mousepad

>>180377449
im still waiting for an answer, dotards

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>alliance struggling vs. randoms

If you can barely get to the regionals you're fucked

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post yfw alliance gets knocked out in regionals

>dota
infested by shitskins, ruskies and beta whites
>lol
dominated by soulless gooks, full of omegas and aspies
>sc2 and other rtss
again dominated by soulless gooks who work 18 hours a day on perfecting their 'strategy'
>ow
blizzardrones who failed at life
>fighting games
niggers, weebs and social rejects
>csgo
the "skill-based" normie game. pro scene is literally 100% numales with faggy haircuts and clothing. any old cs community is murdered and replaced by reddit. kept alive by skin autism and filled with cheaters.
>quake and other afps games
ridden of any untermensh. contrary to popular belief players are well-adjusted adults.
a perfect balance between skill, gamesense and strategy.
dotards, why havent you migrated to the true esport that is quake? are you by any chance a shitskin thirdie or a kiddie who cant get gud?

>>180379271
>quake
depends which one

>>180368832
holy shit pablo is ugly

>>180379210
You do realize facing these "randoms" is harder than more well-known teams, cause you don't know shit about them?

Same reason why LFY did so well in epicentre

singsing is strimming

>>180379376
obviously quake 3 and reflex. though qc is fine and 10 times better than any other modern alternative. ql is fine. q2 and qw is too oldman.
cpma is for sissies who want their anus filled

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>>180379497
Era is so cute though :3c

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>roaming pudge has a 15 minute rod of atos

>fnatic shitters in full force

>>180379830
>that nose

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>>180379271
>this man is considered a "well-adjusted adult" by quaketards

is there any way to dodge subhumans like brazilians, peruvians and turkish scum?

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>>180379928
>>180379950
they were good boys don't bully

>>180380141
there is a reason he banged soe and you didnt

>>180380148
how do i achieve a hairline like that to compliment my glorious nose?

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>game crashes during loading
>restart
>game opens to a glitchy unusable menu
>restart
>game takes 4 minutes to load
>(-25)
It only ever takes this long to load when it crasjes

>>180380268
>you didnt
you dont know a single thing about me anon

>>180380268

WOW he banged a 7/10 gaymer slut?

stop the fucking presses

>>180380268
she's a nutcase

>>180380850
She seems pretty on the level to me desu

>>180380153
They are the key to the forced 50% match making balance, they must stay

Fucking omegas fapping on random whores in my d2g? no wai

>>180366707
the cuter the girls the better you play.
I'd suggest K-On!, for that initial push to improve your plays beyond what ordinary humans are capable of.

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Reminder that we want Valve to take full control of Dota esports, do not let idiots like Tobi scare you into supporting 3rd party kike tournaments. All it does is open the way for Jews to shill their products in the form of sponsorship deals. I'd rather let Gaben take all the money then be force fed ads at every tournament.

>>180381835
Fuck off loltard

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>>180381835
>not supporting Tobi"Burn the kikes on a pike"Wan
neck yourself you jewish rat

>>180381882
>>180381974
t. cryptojews

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>>180381835
>wanting things to be more like league

>>180381974
oh shit I miss sombrero minitide now ;_;

>>180382046
i want soe back

>>180382093
those days are long gone
dota 2 esports are just former shades of what they once were
the soul is gone, but jews came

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>>180382046
>Riot are the only ones to create a successful long lasting esport

>>180382046
i would let her spit disgusting food in my mouth

>>180382182
>tfw d2g will never FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR post again
nu dota2 was a mistake

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>>180381974
>tobi keeps mentioning he wants to brink talkdota back

>>180382252
succesful in making money for Riot and Riot only.

>>180368007
he's an inconsistent shitter

>>180382492
it wont be the same though ;_;

>>180382492
what is that gentleman's name on the right?

>>180382604
Clitor Idonothing?

>>180383060
dendi

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>>180383132
nothing but fucking tight consistent play
i miss him..

>>180383384
Arteezy is the one to ruin EG.

SKIP ROPE
SKIP ROPE
LEMME SEE YA LEMMA SEE YA DO THE SKIP ROPE

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>>180383384
>We will never get a "gl son" "gl pops" again

>>180383384
>tfw the current cut line for pro carries is 600 gpm minimun

why does mid lina attracts absolute shitters?
I never seen good lina in like a fucking year, every single one of them fails to stun people and feeds mid

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i need headpats and (YOU)s

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>>180368007
I gotten a bit of insight on cancel yesterday when i was watching midone's stream
Hes a shitter, he went mid brood against midone's invoker, he gotten some kills, extended a lot for no reason into 2 supports almost every time (they were cm and another which i cant remember now sadly), was farming most of the game, didnt listen to his team and was just running around solo doing nothing, bought a rapier and farmed some more then he died at radiant top side ancient creeps and that was about it from him that game

>Aui and Envy hot tub interview with rose petals

WHY DIDNT I KNOW THAT THIS EXISTED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8mfLsrcD6k

@180384020
>try to pat qop
>her horns get in the way

Born to not be patted.

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Singsing is streaming btw!

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>>180384020

>>180384246
He was afk-farming jungle 30 mins with mic muted.
Thats not sing. He also seems wont challenge quals.

ta is a girl

>>180384038
every brood player is a huge retard that throws the game for no reason though

hey /d2g/,
why don't people spam arc warden for easy fucking mmr?
its the easiest god damn hero in the world, all you do is afk for 15 mins then curbstomp everyone because you have twice their networth

>>180384246
when is he going to play a game that isnt dota mayne, forest with gorgc stream was pretty good

>>180384469
cuz hes shit mid now

>>180384561
>mid
look at this retarded and laugh, safelane arc is where its at

>>180384469
the hero is dogshit but dear lord if putting the shield on the tower is not the most annoying ability abuse in the entire game

>>180384561
>mid arc
?

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>>180384246
thx akarin!
>>180384267
thx for that headpat i needed it ...

>>180384659
How is he dogshit?
t. 60% winrate at 5.7k mmr

>>180384518
The bomb defuse game they played together was funny as fuck
Just check this really https://youtu.be/XOvVmojcmd8?t=644

i just had a kotl jungle for 20 min getting aghs, not buying single ward or courier then just go to every lane and take farm the entire game until we lost

why the fuck do retards like this exist

>>180384779
oh idk if hes actually bad but i am low 4k and every time someone plays him it always ends bad
maybe its different in 5k where people can actually play the game

>>180384832
because ancient spaniards couldnt resist their racemixing urges when they discovered natives

>>180384920
arc warden isnt even a hard hero what the fuck

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>>180384246
BY THE POWERS INVESTED TO ME BY THE MEMBERS OF THE GULAG

I HERBY DECLARE YOU TO BE THE NEW ADELAIDE

LONG MAY YOUR AVATARFAGGING AND BANEVASION LIVE

>>180385017
he's from lebanon

>>180385036
just telling you my experience
i have literally never played him a single time
but the people i play with just feed the clone nonstop

>>180384831
kek, must have missed that
thanks senpai

Why is /d2g/ so obsessed with this variety twitch streamer singsing?

>>180385167
must be shitters who spammed him in in the rapier era when the clone gave no xp or gold whatsoever and still play the hero without learning or some shit

>>180385304
they're all 12 year olds who think
"TUCKER TUCKER XD WTF TUCKER !"
is funny

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>>180384764
>>180385209
Np anons

>>180385043
NO, i cant take that spot, sorry

>>180385304
i've only ever seen him play doto but i only watch this uporn account

>>180384378
ta is a trap

>>180385517
yes, but she has a cute feminine penis with a cute little ballsack
horsecock shitters begone

>>180385643
horsecock is GOAT you fucking pleb

>>180385861
t. extremely shit taste

>>180380276
Unironically stop being low test

>>180385861
i cant fit that size tho ;_;

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help an anon dream meme a reality

>>180386004
but goyman seems pretty lowtest to me though?

>>180386290
its genetics
LD traded his hairline for jewish business sense

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Dead thread, post your most recent heroes.

>>180386135
LOL

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>>180384832
next game
instapick aw into ultrafeed and then walk down mid
NICE FUCKING GAME VALVE HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA CLIMB IN MMR WHEN HALF MY GAMES ARE LIKE THIS

mm_responsible 0

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
I BOUGHT A FUCKING GOYPENDIUM AND THEY DENY ME ACCESS FROM SEASON RANKED

>>180386135

LOL

BUT BACKWARDS

LOL

>>180387603
your fault for actually playing ranked with all the autistic retards instead of unranked

>>180385643
she has a delicate pink flower, not a penis

>>180387836
season ranked is actually fairly ok. only had 1-2 games with unbearable shit stains so far. no courier feeding or running down mid though

>>180387881
why not both

>>180387836
i played 2 games of party yesterday for the first time in like a year
the people were so fucking bad i cant believe it
i don't know how people can play at <5k

>>180387971
cuz thats gay

>>180388271
i dont senpai, calibrated 4.5k after only playing unranked and it was full of fucking cancer
shit was so bad i just gave up

>>180388327
feminine penises arent gay
theyre girly

>>180367994
You're still 1k. The difference is that general skill level has been rising in all brackets for years; climbing simply means your skill level has been increasing faster than this. Esports, pro streams and guides have made useful information way more accessible to players that don't like reading forum posts for hours to git gud (the downside being that nubs are now way more likely to blindly spam heroes they see picked in pro streams with no thought put into it beyond that).

In NA a major reason for the skill increase is the Peruvians, which force you to improve at the game to compensate for how unbearably retarded they are.

>>180388271
beating up 4ks is really fun tbqh

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Fucking what?

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4k is biggest *blocks your path* bracket and its retarded playerbase basically extends to somewhere up to 4500-4600

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>>180386642
Me no versatility pleb.

>>180388271
>>180388384
In shitter level games (i.e. below 5k), people are playing a different game to varying degrees. It's a lot of fun if you're also bad and rolling with it.

Players who think ~2k is hell haven't yet discovered that they can run pretty much any hero build they want and still win.

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>>180389008
>try to smurf with retarded builds
>still win and get into the no fun allowed zone

>>180388734
Some new shit to keep the scam site bots from sending messages. It applies to everyone, don't worry.

Even AdmiralBulldog won a TI /d2g/, why can't you?

>>180389379
we no longer play in an era when someone like dendi is considered a top tier mid

>>180389008
Im playing at 2.5k atm, and this place is like heaven, toxic retards do not exist, every match is equal to ti10 finals, supporting, pulling, ganks, etc.
Every 20 match i have to expierence another turkish\poland stack feeding from the start, how can i dodge them ffs

Literally everyone I know who tries Dota says they don't like it because they don't like moving having to move the camera. Is this a valid complaint or are they just bad? They also don't agree having all heroes available is good because there is no 'progression'.

>>180389379
dude fucking xboct won a TI and came second 3 times.

if that doesnt mean EVERYONE has a chance then i dont know what does.

>>180389502
your friends are retarded LoLbabbies

>>180389601
ti1-ti3 dota is no longer ti5-ti8 dota, many things has changed, rewatch ti1 finals, it looks like 4k average game.

>>180389502
don't bother with them

Imagine if Loda stack wins the euro qualis

>>180389698
ok.
notail keeps winning majors.hes like a tiny little bit better than xboct.

>>180389816
>TIs won
>xbox 1
>notail 0
I think we know who's a little better than who

>>180389116
Calibrating new accounts for smurfing is intentionally hard. I largely play unranked now (same general skill level, slightly higher) and smurfs are a lot less rare in than in ranked.

Last obvious smurf I played against was an Invoker spammer yesterday that started screeching when I called him too shit for his own bracket. Was pretty funny.

>>180389497
>EU
Your games are like heaven compared to NA. 19/20 playable matches is unrealistically good by our standards.

>>180389816
n0tail has Jerax and Fly to carry him.

>>180389502
only bronze-plat retards use a fixed camera

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>tobi is playing Overwatch

All that dedgame posting he's been doing makes sense

>>180390090
>place wards at rosh
>no enemy wards around
>blink in from my ward
>they stun me from outside and kill me
what am i doing wrong playing ursa? how did they know

>Nature's Prophet large treants damage has been changed from 90-102 to 102-114.

STILL TRASH

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Is it worth trying to complete All Hero Challenge?

>>180390064
Xboct had Puppey and Arts-Arts

>>180390090
>Tobi trying to jump ship to Overwatch like he did with CSGO
Did he not read about how fucking retarded Blizzard are and how a shit ton of esports orgs dropped them? Tobi has got to be the most retarded businessman that ever lived, it's not really a surprise that BTS bullied Joindota out of existence.

>>180390551
Blizzard are too squeaky clean and would never take on a slightly creepy loose cannon like Tobi

>>180390403
my first is chen
i havent tried once

>"lets play some dota 2"
>few seconds after booting dota 2, a friends messages me "hahaha talents bro XDdd"
how can we, dotards, have any dignity after valve pulled this shit? mind you that guy is an exlol player with a couple hundred hours in dota.

>>180390403
I randomed wisp and won that game.
It can work out.

unranked is smurfland holy shit

>Patch reaches 44.8mb
>stops downloading

What the fuck? Restarted steam and tried again, same deal.

>>180391008
It is until you reach High Skill, since Smurfs end up far over that, or below that.

>>180391317
I'm in very high and get a mix between retarded smurfs and 5-6k players

>>180370814
Who is she?

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>>180390551
I played Overwatch for hundreds of hours before I got bored but I have to say that it's really shitty as an esport. People just pick the same 6 heroes that are in the meta all the time and use the same strategies.
Blizzard also takes too long to release new content and the patch changes are too small to keep it interesting for long.

>>180391632
>Blizzard also takes too long to release new content and the patch changes are too small to keep it interesting for long.
this statement works with every blizzard game ever

>>180391632
I think Overwatch is a great game as well for what it is, problem is Blizzard always try to push the esports meme with everything they do because they got lucky with Starcraft BW.

>>180391763
Blizzard are terrified of a repeat situation of BW and dota - two things that ran away from them and they couldn't monetize. That's why since they've tried super hard to control both modding and esports but end up just scaring off creators and orgs with unreasonable demands.

>>180389502
Tell them to enable smart pan.

>>180392053
SC2 demonstrates why it's autistic to complain about developers trying to get new players.

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>>180391607
used to work for joindota back before bts crushed them and took over all dota coverage

When is invisibility going to be reworked into a mechanic that actually does something?

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>>180384190
EE's nasal voice makes me squirm like i'm being stabbed

>>180392686
>burn all your bridges with long time partners
>still try and blame all your woes in the "Jew"

>>180392686
did anyone else feel tingling between eyebrows from this webm?

>>180391253
Please respond. Tried verifying game cache too.

>>180393009
no, she looks gay as fuck