/d2g/ - dota 2 general

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DO
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>>180293229
>wah wah wah pressing buttons is hard
Try League of Lemons

>>180293286
>16 million crowdfunded prizepool
>HAHA GAME IS DED XD

>>180293286
>>180293357
Remember its just 25% of compediums too, jews took 75% for their """efforts"""

>>180293124
Reddit

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Armlet on Broodmama y/n?

>>180293584
Only very situationally and only if you're going for the no spider build where you manfight really early

>>180293286
>no trove carafe
>no bundle sale

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Does anybody here get anxious about playing some heroes? Heroes like TA, Slark, OD, and Morph scare the shit out of me. I get uneasy just playing against them, even when I stomp them.


>>180293453
I don't know how there isn't huge outrage over that, it should at least be 40%.

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>>180293286
>Immortals II didn't see that well
Is it time to unleash their deadliest hat?

>>180293836
>Does anybody here get anxious about playing some heroes?
There's like 2-3 heroes I absolutely can't play and I try to swap them away when I random them. I can play everybody else well enough.
I don't have problems playing against any hero.

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>nahaz
>capitalist
>eosin
>maut
>lacoste
>grant
>winter
>ixmike
don't believe anyone who says otherwise

>>180293876
>hmmm, its getting close, and last year this day battle bundle was released
>what should we do?
>unlock treasure IIs, which 90% of BP owners should automatically get 2 of by now
RETARDS
UNLOCK TREASURE II AND BATTLE LEVEL BUNDLE SIMULTANEOUSLY

>>180293876
I agree, they need to release Wyvern immortal now

https://twitter.com/slasher/status/876871961611296769

Any proud burgers here?

>>180294027
Winter should be in the lowest depths of hell, along with that dirty kike ((LD))

How many levels did the battle bundle give last year? Wasn't it like $15 for 50 levels or something? If it's the same this year it might be enough to get goyim closer to those second Immortal II levels and get them to start spending again. Always remain wary of the Jew and his tricks.

>>180294397
SA doesn't have a single relevant team

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>>180293876
Pugna loli?

>>180294397
how the fuck can NA be worse than a region where all the teams are banned for cheating?

>>180294397
>highest paying esports earners are both Americans
:thinking:

>>180294397
Literally who is this

>>180294463
Sk?

>>180294579
Indeed, all I see before me is a cuck masochist.

https://twitter.com/TobiWanDOTA/status/877253298331561984

look how desperate he is, Jesus.

>>180294595
>highest paying esports earners are both muslims
:thinking:

>>180294463
we still haven't forgotten that day puppan

https://www.techinasia.com/china-doesnt-censor-skeletons-the-truth-about-game-censorship-in-the-middle-kingdom

so was it Blizzard or China?

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This is your carry for today, do you have last words before your ancient falls?

>>180294850
>pajeet
>muslim
whatever you're thinking about don't strain your brain over it

>>180294850
Univere Fear and PPD are all born Americans and top the charts with our honorary American hero Sumail, As salamu alaikum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuhu”

>>180294907
it was Blizzard, the excuse about skeletons and ghosts is dumb because there are plenty of fucking media in China where they show skeletons or ghost, they just abuse it to fuck with people
>Ghostbusters reboot with women BANNED
>The Mummy was a hit in China
really activates my tangos

>>180294847
What is his problem ?
Did those screenshots finally get to him ?
Chilshop or whatever music that sponsored BTS is praised.

>>180294907
that article doesn't get to the truth about anything
the author is left with a bunch of unsolved questions to which we've all been asking for years
stop linking clickbait

>>180295184
>sjwbuster banned
based fucking chinks

why is it so fun to beat up 4ks?

>>180294847
>pls sponsor me senpai
how the mighty have fallen

>>180294847
no one wants to associate with a racist

>>180295553
I would associate with Tobi

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>>180294847
>went from the greatest shoutcaster in the industry to some annoying desperate guy on twitter
what happened to Tobi?

>>180295645
you carry the same kind of degenerate liability, i don't see how it would help

Tobi needs to stop acting like a complete moron around TI time. His career literally rests on being invited to cast the International considering he's flying solo now, if he doesn't gt invited he basically fades into irrelevancy or joins BTS working for table scraps

>>180295770
he could always return to that extremely successful csgo casting career of his....

Can I run drow mid

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>tried to dl a 720p anime episode in a random streaming site
>it's actually 480p

>>180295754
>everything I don't like is degenerate
You sound like the kind of people you criticize

>Pick Elder Titan
>???
>Win

>>180295994
>he doesn't just use the secrit club torrent sites

>>180295962
You can but you shouldn't

>>180295918
All I remember about his CSGO casting was that he jumped on that train as soon as he saw CSGO getting large viewer numbers on twitch. Then he cried on twitter about how much better their esports model is with the Major system.

>>180296162
what if I play 3k party games

>>180295996
go ahead and tell me some of your hobbies and fetishes if you believe i've mislabelled you a degenerate

>>180296226
which is so fucking ironic considering he now lambasts valve for implementing the very system he asked for

What music do you listen to while playing DotA?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d25O7qQ3Sn4

>>180296275
why don't you tell us some of yours first anon, i wonder what hobbies a paragon of virtue could have

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>have more wins than loses
>less than 50% winrate
wtf dotabuff, get your shit together

I only play female heroes

>>180296648
well we both share a passion for dota, however im certainly not into loli pugna or fuTA, are you able to say the same?

purge looks fucking terrible
he looks like hes halfway in the grave already. His face is so slovenly sunken and pale

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>>180296759
Three
Hundred
Thirty
Forlatts

>>180296759
nice meme you cancerous faggot

>>180296909
he's also slackjawed. it looks as though theres nothing going through his head

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>>180296517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jWRrafhO7M

>>180296901
that didn't answer the question at all
i bet your waifu is tresdin

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525,901 people playing

why aren't you one of them?

I just randomed Ember and nobody wants to swap me
I'm up against Invoker
How do I play Ember?

>>180297169
I've allready three started slutbreaker what else is there to do?

>>180296517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Exxu8lsGYE

>>180297169
im at work

>>180297127
you asked for my hobbies. I play dota and sail, what more would you like?
you're the one dodging answers here anon considering all you're doing is answering questions with questions

>>180296405
>Before Major
>Joindota could get all the amaetur semi-pro tournaments

>After Majors
>What third party scene?
This is all EE and RTZ fault by the way

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>>180296517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jILZu-5xJg

TA has a vagina.

>midone goes 1/6/1 in first 8sh mins against cancel mid brood on invoker
>its min 35, hes 13/7
>cancel and his team cant do shit
Lm ao

>>180297778
I never saw a streamer win with brood.All of them throw their advantage and basically lose the game afterwards

>>180297591
ah sorry i was busy jerking of to loli cuck porn

>>180298161
Brood hits a wall mid game because the hero is basically only good in the laning phase, sucks at teamfighting and is countered by a dozen or more heroes

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>>180297778
>>180298161
I cant stop laughing to this, best thing is, just check cancels twitch stream title

>>180298367
cancel^ is an extreme version of eternalenvy that gets tilted so easily

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>Arteezy spamming Arc Warden all stream.

>>180297127
>>180297304
i guess you've just accepted that you're a degenerate. its better this way.

>Hino, Rei
When will Illidan ever get taste?

>>180298582
Also doesnt look like asian goblin

>>180298785
Envy would look cute if he dropped some weight

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>>180298662
>RTZ spams a hero during a stream
>never plays it in a match
I hate this

does anyone want to play some siltbreaker with me?

>>180298694
>Nightwish
never probably

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>>180298837
Yeah that's the annoyign thing.

He's never gonna play this fucking hero in TI7.

>>180298829
no he would not

Post that webm. You know the one.

>>180298863
are you braindead?

>>180298837
He played arc in epicenter once i think

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>>180298837
How about you quit avatarfagging and then talk

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>>180298980

>>180299179
>that jugg tp first hit bash
ok that was just really good rng

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>>180298980

>tfw Arc player
>Watch rtz and learn a few new tips quite a lot about the hero
>Go play some pubs
>Everyones picking him
>If i play him i look like im copying rtz now

send help

>>180295994
horriblesubs.info
dumb frogposter

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>never play ember
>mash random
>get ember
>fug
>nobody wants to swap
>fug
>carry the game
this hero is retardedly easy and strong

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>>180298980

>>180299794
>supporting the cartel

>>180299752
I just display him with my 185/85 w/l record and people let me go mid

>>180300018
i still don't get this meme

>>180300140
???
It's not all that different from BTS and their attempts to control the scene.

>>180300140
of course you don't newshit
lurk more

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>>180294516
I want lolipugna to lifesucc me dry.

>>180300251
yeah sure I guess instead I'll just grovel before a private tracker club for months before they ultimately tell me to fuck off

>>180300396
>not just buying his way in
what's it like being poor?

>>180300462
>he pays for his Taiwanese finger paintings
lmaoing at your life

>>180300396
maybe we can arrange something *unzips*

>>180300462
>paying money for free content
what a cuck
oh wait, this is the dotard thread, so the irony nearly flew over my head

>>180300396
just use nyaa.pantsu.cat

Can Brewmaster even be considered a "carry" since he does 0 damage.

>>180300660
>shitty ass site with servers down half the time and coded in a dead language
L M A O

>>180300737
hes got a built in crit, evasion and 2 slows, just take his damage talents intsead of his ult talents

>>180300081
He isnt that good mid though, most meta mids deal with him wuite handily, he excels safelane against a solo offlane

How come people don't play Rubick more often? I play him shit tons and he's easily my favorite Hero.

I want singsing to pound my boipussi

>>180301291
because, like you, he's bad

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>>180293260
on Soe's face

>>180299752
He's honestly dissapointing me on that hero.
Goes for that stupid honeypot pickoff build and even goes for the wraith talent at 25.
You can see him having trouble lategame every game, when he could be the strongest hero on the map at that point instead.
Looks like he won't change his build though unless some other pro shoves it in his face how one-dimensional it is.
Literally incapable of thinking about builds himself.

>>180301370
Noo hes great. He can totally turn loads of fights. Blink + Teleport is great. Good counter to Pudge and teams based around ultimates. Very flexible hero.

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>>180301354
*squeezes the trigger*

turns out that battlefury is absurdly good on AM even if you get it after Manta.

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>>180301472

>zai shitting on kodak
kek

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>>180301386
poor dude dropped his drinks

>>180299964
Oh please, the opposite team got memed all over across the board, try playing an actual opposition team.

>>180301591
adelaide?

>>180301464
Blink + Telekineses* rather.

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>>180301764
adelaide

can someone please post that pic of the russian kid's steam bio where he talks about jerking off while feeding couriers or whatever

>F1 main meepo
>1 - 1st and 3rd meepo clones
>2 - 2nd and 4th meepo clones
>space bar - all clones
legit?

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>>180302283

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AND?

>>180302286
A little strange that you don't just use 1-4 instead but the grouping is ok.

>>180302286
1 2 3 4 5
Meepos one through five
If you won't control them individually, don't even bother with the hero.

>>180302439
lmfao thanks dude

>>180302617
No one buys aghs on meepo anymore

>>180302814
I know, but that's how I used to do it back when you had to.
Obviously Meepo is actually a good hero now that you don't have to blow 4200 gold to do something, because you actually use his speed now.

>>180302617
You're a fucking moron if you honestly don't group them at all.
Inb4 bait

Why does reddit like arteezy so much?

>>180303081
just box them?
Do you have slow fingers or something?

>>180300737
This used to be true, but 230% crit damage with 25% chance is nothing to shake a fist at. The current meme is Radiance since it gives you carry damage and an aura for your ult.

Has Sing registered his team for TI yet?

>>180300737
You can play him as carry.
He's basically extremely shitty PA and he still needs a blink, but you can make it work.

His main hero talents are all really good, though.

>>180303237
>dont make it comfortable for yourself because you are le epic skilled
(You)

>>180303113
he was mid prodigy superstar back in the days and very charismatic in his own way, also streamed a lot
that's pretty much it

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>update game
>VAC prevents me from playing

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>>180302910
wait what happened with aghs meepa?

>play spirit breaker
>win 5 games against teams i thought we would lose for sure
woah.. so this is power of roaming...
its kinda funny how you call tell if enemy is a shitter in less than 10 seconds by seeing how they play mid when there is SB in game and how they react to gank
also ofc i always buy midas after urn and boots. i still buy wards tho.

>>180303660
But this is the most comfortable for me, why would i change it?

>>180303751
There's no reason to get it now that your clones get full stats without it.
The entire point of Aghanim was making the clones get the stat shares, so they could be tanky or deal damage, the agha build back then was all about getting to really big hp counts so you couldn't be killed anymore. And that did kinda suck, because it's slow, even on a hero that farms like Meepo.
The current build (Lance/Blink) is way better, because it's insanely fast with a super easy buildup.
It's about as much as an aghanim and you can easily kill any hero in the game if your xp advantage is big enough.

Basically you can start doing stuff 4000 gold earlier, which for a hero like Meepo is insane.

>China to get five slots in TI despite all of their recent results not showing they're worth it

The fuck?

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fancy geomancy!

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>no flags on /vg/
imagine how fun it would be to pick out EG or OG flags

Who are /ourguys/ in the TI qualifiers?

>>180305910
You could also expose all the shitskin third worlders

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>>180305279
?

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>>180306118
NP

>>180305910
>he was not here when /d2g/ was on /sp/

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>>180306118
MVP.Hot6
Trixi and qojqva's (presumed) team in EU open quals
BSJ and ixmike
Team Veggies even if Valve will probably pay them more than what you get for placing last at TI.

>>180306339
reminder that anime ALWAYS wins

>>180305910
>i want reddit flairs

wait is ixmike still on team freedom? i thought he was kicked

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>>180306118
SingStack

>>180306696
I thought qojqva was playing in bone7 stack

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>>180306696
No way dude. Cute Anime Girls is the name of my battle cup team.

>>180306808
idk, is there a listing of the major open qualifier teams that have been announced somewhere?

>>180306909
I think it's a pretty common name

Would it be a stretch to say that Sumail is the best storm spirit in the world?

>>180306780
I'm sorry anon, but SingSing will never be at TI again...

>>180307303
maybe is

>>180294027
Is this real
Are my boys back?
I thought grant got shot in Chicago

>>180303113
why does /d2g/ like RTZ so much?

>>180303113
>>180307570
because he's a charismatic, friendly, clowny boy
the only people who hate him are either people with no friends, or people who shitpost any pro that dies when a pro game is on

>>180306780
Adelaide?

>>180307303
Would it be a stretch to say that Sumail is the best dota player in the world?

>>180307714
Marmalade

i just want to kill myself.
i'm playing dota like 18\7 and still 5k.

>opponent abandons
finally some karma

>>180307570
because much epic misspell memes, mug epic nigger music meme and muh epic tilt memes
basically 16 year olds whose brains have been roted by "american" "culture"

how come when you're on a big winning streak you get worse and worse players on your team every game? explain this dotards

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lol

>>180307570
His streams are enjoyable and not memefests for 13 year olds like admiralnumale and singshit. That said, he's the worst member of his team and probably not a top 5 western carry.

What is the SEA server like?

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haha

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ayy

>>180298161
Bulldog wins sometimes

>>180308732
>>>/b/

>>180308921
He doesn't play brood anymore,He even said that everytime that he plays broodmother he throws

>>180306808
bone7 is coaching np

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wew

>>180309465
>>>/b/

>>180309465
>zero ass: the person

>>180309608
>>>/new/
and stay there

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Hear me out d2g/:

>Just reached 4k MMR by playing supports (calibrated at 1.9k MMR around 2 years ago).
>Want to reach 5k MMR so I can finally grow up and move on with more important matters of my life.

So tell me what are THE heroes to cliimb your way out of 4k and reach 5k MMR? Should I stop with the supporting and step it up and play offlaners or roamers? I have never really cared much about mid or safelane carry since I'm always worrying for the well being of my team.

In the last couple months it has become tiresome and draining to keep grinding MMR and while is still fun as fuck to wreck scrubs, I would really like to reach a decent milestone and move on with other things. I would still watch e-sports tho that shit is the most comfy of shits

you know what would be nice

to have a game that isn't decided at the hero selection screen.

that'd be fucking swell.

>>180309707
>>>/new/

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>>180309641
>Not paying attention to her feet

>>180309764
just watch slacks guide for raising your mmr and pick roaming shit

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objectively tell me why you literally can't use diffusal on yourself anymore

>>180310623
riki was pub stomping too hard

>>180310623
you can use it to purge euls though

>>180310623
Subjectively? way too much value for that kind of price
Objectively? Valve took out the code for self dispel

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C H A O S B O I S

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what if you can bounce lotus orb'd projectile back and forth against another lotus orb?
what if you can blademail blademail?
what if?

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=0

>>180311156
>>>/b/

>>180311287
what ever happened to her?

>>180311156
Stop posting worst tic

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is Sven in the current meta?

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woah

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>>180311428
she realized that twitch donators are mostly cucks with bucks and she's unable to get an alpha male like me throughout the internet.

>>180311594
until about 45 minutes yes

>>180311594
>>> reddit

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>>180311762
what

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>>180311649
Its kinda sexy, and then you see that clipping

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>>180311649

>>180311829
And you happen to be not the schmuck that I fucked a year ago at / vg / in subsidies? The same omega-demon, the same posts, the same bugurt from the life of mentally healthy men. Oh, yes, you're not even a man, by the way.

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wood u?

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>>180311287
every time

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>>180312147
literally who i just wanted an opinion about Sven in the meta why you gotta do me like this

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the plural of penis is penii

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xd

>>180310831
lol

>>180312556
You're the same mac cashier from / soc / who was nearly raped by 4 Czechs, right? I recognized you by characteristic grammatical errors and inability to express my thoughts. Well, you again cey to the whole thread about their problems? You were not enough when the circle of honorary and oldfamous olds amicably puffed you on your head, so much so that you then wrote another month of angry complaints in / d /, waving your bleeding fringe. When you calm down, the unfortunate imbecile, whose destiny to pick up scraps from normal and held in life people and stop writing off in the thread with their schizoid problems. It would be better if your father was cut off a dick, so that he did not produce such a creature.

Why do people build Radiance on Omniknight?

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>rts back to arc warden spam

it was fun while it lasted lads

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>>180312827
alright this pasta is getting good

>>180310623
because it was way too strong the manta + diffusal, since you have two dispells?

>>180312976


I knew that you never get left, because in real life you are just waiting for ridicule and and in zhezheshechkah you Chmyrev and spread rot ruthless neymfagi so regularly that you have lost all hope to gain credibility there, therefore, like a stray mongrel, surf here, where, after school hours, endure the humiliation of another portion of the more developed physically classmates by giving them all the pocket money and shedding tears of humiliation every night you come here to for a while to become a ruthless supreme arbiter over ennym elitist and punishing anyone popadja scumbag. And then, when my mother vskomanduet turn off your computer, you bitterly and reluctantly come back to the real world where you are nobody and you are destined to remain anyone to death. Therefore, as a small compensation for your complete and comprehensive nekchomnosti inferiority Great People allow you to fast any number of messag angry, full of bitterness for real humiliation and the absence of any future prospects.

>>180312516
>GrandGrant

What does it mean

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>>180313103

This "FOR WAT" meme has got to be the most garbage thing NA has forced. Why can't we have good memes lads?

>>180312457
yeah i would wood her

>>180313513
because americans arent true humans
if i were born in america id probs kill myself
the only good thing you have going for you is guns, and thats gone in 10 years max because of all the poor brown people

https://twitter.com/NahazDota/status/877309448792006656

I hope this isn't one of you retards.

>>180312457
Yeah
I'd lay her down softly on the bed, butt first with my arm arching her back
Slowly kissing her and making my way down to her large breasts
I like to imagine that they're pink with large areolas, so i can circle around them with my tongue and alternate into bitepulling the nipples
I then carress her pubic hair, going against the grain because i like that sensory texture
I start fingering her labia and clitoris for about a minute or so
I'd then slowly, ever so slowly, pull her panties up, paying great attention to see how the fabric sticks to her pussy in the last few seconds they're attached to her hips
While reaching up to grab and fondle her breasts, i start circling her pussy with my tongue
Finally, with her hot and ready, I pull down my pants to reveal my raging 9 inch huge black cock
She stares at it in awe, her pink lipped mouth agape with her chiseled chin stretched thin
"I dont think that'll fit in Jamal" she wispers as I close the distance
The pressing of my head against her pussy lips creates a nice chromatic contrast, not to mention the physical pleasure we both feel
"Oh my GOD!" she moans in ecstasy as I start pumping away at this large fridge shaped goddess
After an hour of primal fucking, I push deep into her, with my head ramming against her cervix
Instinctually, she locks her legs to pull me in, as my hot african seed flows through her and engulfs her womb

>>180313693
It was me lul

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Is there any reason for this?

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>>180313270

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>>180313843

>>180313829
XP

>>180313693
>literally need the person who BTFO you to defend you
noxville forever cucked

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>>180313826
KNOCK IT OFF

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Right or left?

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>>180313737

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>>180314021
left, I think

MAN LIE

>>180314236
DOG LIE

>>180314268
STATUS DO NOT LIE

>>180314021
prophet

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>>180314268
CAT LIE

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New bane elemental :

Skill 1 : Enfeebling Field
Applies damage reduction of all types of damage and silence around bane.

Silence duration : 1.5/2/2.5/3
Damage reduction : 40/60/80/100 + 10%/20%/30%/40%
Damage reduction duration (Physical) : 18
Damage reduction duration (Spell) : 13
Damage reduction duration (Pure) : 13
Radius : 250/275/300/325

Cooldown :20

Skill 2 : Brain Sap
Feasts on the vital energies of an enemy unit, healing Bane and dealing damage. Meanwhile, Bane emits an aura that detects damage reduction increasing his own damage equal to damage reduced.

Aura duration : 3/5/7/9
Aura radius : 300/400/500/600
Damage : 90/180/270/360

Cooldown : 14/13/12/11

Skill 3 : Nightmare
Puts the target enemy or friendly Hero to sleep and deals damage per second. Sleeping units are awakened when attacked, but the Nightmare passes to the attacking unit. The nightmared unit instantly wakes up if it takes damage.

Cast Animation: 0.5+0.43
Cast range: 500/550/600/650
Damage per second: 20
Sleep duration: 4/5/6/7
Invulnerability duration: 1

Cooldown : 22/19/16/13

Skill 4 : Fiends Grip
Grips an enemy unit, disabling it and causing heavy damage over time, while stealing mana every 0.5 second based on the unit's maximum mana.

Cast Animation: 0.53+0
Cast Range: 1200/1400/1600
Max Channel Time: 5
Damage per Second: 100/155/215
Max Mana Drain per Second: 5%

Cooldown : 100

New agh :
Allows casting spell while chaneling Fiend's grip.
Reduces Enfeeble cooldown by 14

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>>180313693
the angry emote makes it look like a meme

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>MOM LIED
>DAD LIED

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>>180314268
MEN LIE

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>>180314446
dude, what

>>180314551
What exactly is he trying to do here?

>>180314446
go back

to reddit

>>180314446
Enfeebling Field
>Shit name
>Why different durations for the debuff?
>Silence duration? What silence?
>Your numbers are retarded, that's the easiest thing to balance but still wanted to point it out.

Brain sap:
>The aura part is absolute bullshit and you should kill yourself for thinking it was a good idea.

The Agh's upgrade is actually a good idea.

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Which one wood u berry?

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MAN IS A DECEIVER

>>180314818
steal the farm

>>180314908
Left, top, mayyyybe bottom
right dont got a good angle, need to see full unbiased face

>>180314908
LEFT
E
F
T

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>>180314818
get revenge

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I TOLD you so

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>>180314867
>5-man enfeeble into brain sap carry bane with 500 + 200% increased damage for 9 seconds
hmmmmmm

>>180314908

Right

>>180314818
>carry tries to jungle the camp the support was farming.webm

>>180314908
Marry right
Fuck left
Pee on top
kill bottom

>>180315254
How many years of his life did he trade away for these stats
What figures were men not to know

wHERE IS My FUCKingh COordinator?

>>180315950
COordinators LIE

>>180316064
BUT STATS

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>>180315786
Nahaz exists of time.

>>180316120
DON'T

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>girl (male) gamer and use mic to say stupid shit
>get reported and called to stfu while they bully your voice

>be girl (gamer) and use mic to say stupid shit
>get commended, get praised and get a lot of friend request while everyone tries to protect you every teamfight

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>>180316330
ANIME LIE

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>>180316330

well not everyone is gay anon

Daily reminder that nahaz only knows what hes saying when it comes to western eu and na teams. He said fucking vega was stronger than VP coming into kiev, and that lgd and lfy were on the weaker side when it comes to major chinese teams

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>after 60 minutes you lose your double down and 500 token wager

>>180316774
fuck off noxville

>>180317151
fuck off nahaz, go back to canada

>>180316850
only double down if the enemy:

>picks alchemist
>picks PL as a solo core

idk what else but i always win my double downs when this happens.

should i learn arc warden

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how do you counter skycuck zoning you mid

keep in mind this is a pub game and your only support is a roaming pudge or riki or something equally useless without a reliable disable at early levels

>>180317486
tell someone to pick ogre or warlock

>Defense of the Ancients 2 has Reddit and Memety announcer pack

Um...sweeties?

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>>180317608
>game already ongoing
>tell someone to pick something
simply
eric

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“I will open my mouth in stats; I will utter what has been hidden since the foundation of the world.”
- Alan "Nahaz" Baxter

>>180317991
i mean when you see the Skywrath cuck come out.

otherwise hope you are on a hero that can catch back up

>>180318302
>when the coordinator is down

so
clever

I know some of you haven't beaten memebreaker yet but I, the great Tribe_Assyria, played a few games which was enough to optimize the playing of the game.

For cabalism knows no true boundaries. Here is THE absolute tier list:

>Support Alchemist (GOD TIER)
Troll Warlord
Jakiro

>Aghs Refresher Luna (Solid Tier)
Drow
TA
Sven
Lina

>Situationally Useful Tier
Dazzle

>Phantom Lancer Tier (Absolute Garbage)
Windranger

>Ricing Alchemist (Honeypot game losing aka Motherly Coo)
Witch Doctor
Shadow Fiend

>Skywrath Tier (Absolutely shit and outclassed tier)
Tiny
Tidehunter

>>180318708
Forgot to put abbadon and LC in situationally useful tier

>>180318939
It's 'Abaddon'
Pronounced 'uh BAD uhn'

asdfasdfsdafasf

>Just reached 4.2k MMR
>On a streak so I keep going until I lose or some peruvian fuck tilts the fuck out of me
>8 out of my last 10 games I have seen offlane Zeus
>When they are on my team they play flawlessly being aware of the map, getting runes, keeping a safe distance to not feed against the enemy trilane, tldr not feeding and actually having an impact in the game (to my surprise)
>When I'm against them is the same but with the added factor that once they reach 6 they can just go in and fuck shit up against the supports

Did I miss some new hot meme about offlaning as Zeus? Who the fuck started this trend?

>>180314908
top

what is this 20 wins nonsense?

>>180319124
LFY inflame spammed offlane zeus in that honeypot tourney right before The Summit

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How fucking strong does axe have to be before icefrog realizes its too much?
He absolutely refuses to nerf him despite axe being blatantly broken.
I dont understand why they think he is ok in the state hes in.

>>180316330

You deserve it, filthy degenerate

>>180316330
>tfw the internet strips away your delusions

>>180308514
Bunch of tryhards like absolute tryhards that will do anything to win the game but speak in 2 million different languages so lavk coordination. Preferred tactic is gg go mid end and going for a wraparound smoke gank.
T burger who was on exchange for a year

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>he touched the stove

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>>180298980

right now dota is facing so many easy to solve issues its insane
issue: overall skill level is so stagnant it is significantly difficult to grow as a player
solution: stop pandering to 3rd world children, and reinstall region lock
issue: TI prizepools are stagnating
solution: also fixed by previous solution, yeah player numbers are up but the former people who cared about the game and bought compendium are leaving and being replaced in droves by peruvian 12 yr olds who can barely afford to go to internet cafe

>>180309465
who.jpeg? if it ain't soe or sheever they aren't important in the dota 2 world.

>>180320129
>tfw this anon realizes that its the murricans that drag down the overall skill of the game

Look at NA for fuck's sake

>>180320242
theyre bad, but ive played na pubs on vacation before
its horrendous
worse than russians, worse tan arabs screaming 24/7, worse than sea i beleive
but there is a decent caste of american players, generally ~16-19 years old who really like playing dota and could easily become decent 4-5k citizens of the world
the same exists in SA, they have plenty of good players as well
but there are so many retards on both sides the entire scene is completely fucked
but the root of the problem is in sa, and us-e as well
these are the people constantly farming, have zero mechanical skill, dont play for objectives,etc
i used to think nafags were making it up or exaggerating but holy shit
i played like 4 games of dota total in my 2 weeks in us, when i normally play around 2 or 3 a day
my heart goes out to you nafags, holy shit your dota sucks

>roaming/pos 4 void

y/n

>>180320874
the crucible of NA makes the best players better

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>>180298980

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streaming lads

>>180321645
literally who

>>180322510
feeros older sister, typical dotard
she isnt actually streaming

>>180322809
do u reckon he's sniffed her panties?

>>180322809
i already knew that
literally who is more like literally who cares
as judging by the fact that no one even cared to fall for your bait

>tfw you do 137k dmg and still lose

why are chat channels restricted again?
it seems like it's just stopping people for chatting rather than the spam and the ads. wtf is this

>>180324312
>le zeus face

>>180324312
Not even 1/10 of that was tower damage
thats why you lose

>>180324670
no i lost because i was playing party and my team had a pa with less dmg than our ww and our ww kept ulting single targets

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who here /justuninstalled/?

>>180320178
v1lats wife

@180324891
Absolutely disgusting

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>it's 2017 and zai is the only relevant swede
dotards??

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>rtz sf

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>>180325259
>it's 2017 and Zai still isn't the cutest swede in dota