Mass Effect General - /meg/

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Pink latex butts!

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Jaal is bi.

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>>180214697

Question.
Would they have whined as much if Bioware made a bi (or even gay) turian as a side character?

>>180214226
Arr praisu greito savoru of humanitu, Kai Rengu

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>>180214697
Jaal is a 6000 year old intergalactic tyrant.

Asking again since last thread died

Just beat ME2, about to import character into ME

Completed every loyalty mission, went Paragon 90% of the time except when it meant sucking the Illusive Man's cock, then I told him to fuck off. Saved Tali from exile, blew up the Heretic station and the Collector base, remained a Spectre, reconciled Thane with his son, stopped Garrus from going full punisher, made Zaeed save the refinery after his dumb ass lit it on fire.

Hooked up with Miranda before the suicide mission, told her it wouldn't work out between us afterwards, fucked kelly and then Tali in postgame. Made Samara get wet and question her code but sadly you can't take that any further.

What DLCs are worth doing before me3

>>180215589
if you plan to invest money: not a single one. don't give EA any money.

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>>180214528
>no latex bodysuit in andromeda
Not fair.

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nth for the future Ryder-Brodie family

>>180215589
I'd say Arrival. It has you going solo to take down a Mass Relay the Reapers are using. You manage to destroy it and post-pone the Reaper Invasion by a year or something I think, but at the cost of 150,000 Batarians. Because you blew up the Relay and the entire star system got fried in the explosion. This is why you are under arrest in number three, you're being charged with terrorism and a million other crimes that could get you locked up for life.

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>>180215934

I do love Cora's suit (and the Heleus armour), but I do miss the latex casual suits.

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>>180216042

>>180216270
>but at the cost of 150,000 Batarians

It's actually 300 000.

>>180215589
>Arrival
This is the only one you should consider getting if you have to play the DLC. It carries the most relevance over to ME3 and to the overall plot. It's a meh experience for me but if you're thirsty for extra content it'll work in a pinch.

>Lair of the Shadow Broker
This is pretty much Liara: The DLC. If you really liked Liara you should consider this one. Otherwise skip it. Not a lot of relevance to ME3's main plot other than Liara's backstory. It does flesh out some of the other squadmates, but you can find most of that info on the wiki, so once again not really worth it.

>>180216270
>kill thousands of Batarians so the Reapers wouldn't enter the galaxy and give time for people to prepare
>Reapers still arrive by surprise and no one is properly prepared
At most I think the delay might've just bought for time for the Initiative to escape

>>180217321
It bought time for the Crucible to be found. If you don't stop the Reapers from using the relay, you get a short cutscene showing the Reapers winning and a game over screen.

>>180218982
LEA- oh never mind

every day, i open up andromeda and fuck peepoo in the anti-gravity chamber

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Some nice, new art.

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>>180220237

>>180220237

Not into turians, but really great stuff nonetheless.
Is that on a floating rock?

>>180220510
It's Kadara Port.

>>180220237
>tfw will never be this good at art

>>180220237
>ywn be greeted by this sight in the morning after waking up in your motel room alongside Vetra and walking outside

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>>180220510
>tfw no trippy Xen planet in ME

>>180222523 everyone always shat on the xen part of HL but I actually envoyed to transfer from grey buidlings to some weird alien world.

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So since Mass Effect as a series is on haitus, let's postulate on a possible sequel or new installment. What do you want, /meg/?

>More unique aliens, both numerically and conceptually
>Writing that doesn't sound like it was written by a middle schooler
>Larger krogan
>More straight options
>Decent visuals
>White people

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>>180224568
>What do you want, /meg/?
I want it to end.

>>180224706
Nah man, there is hope for the future, maybe.

I love Mass Effect. Andromeda was a low point but fuck me if I didn't enjoy it while it lasted. If there's going to be more they have a lot to make up for, though.

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>>180224879
>there is hope for the future
>"hope"

>>180224568
>more straight options
I'd rather take, less bi options. Having a character be exclusively attracted to a single gender is better
>white people
Trivial

>>180224568
I want to romance Kandros!

>>180226265
Anon, this is fucking trash!

Where are the MTs at?

>>180226637

Liara's is in Ashley's butt.

>>180226368
I'd join his Apex team, if ya know what I mean.

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>>180226368
>turians
>trash
>not the angarbage

>>180226845
Do we have pictures or stories of that?

>>180224568
>>More straight options
I'd rather they just focus on making the options present actually meaningful (the most popular according to polling are Peebee, Cora, Vetra, and Jaal in that order, so just focus on them). I'm reminded of J.E. Sawyer's little rant on romance sideplots in CRPGs. Basically if you're going to treat them as check-lists or just throwing them in for the sake of having them, you shouldn't bother.
>>More unique aliens, both numerically and conceptually
All non-humanoid aliens in sci-fi always have to be squid or insect people for some reason.

>>180224568
>What do you want, /meg/?
a final game set in the milky way with slight differences according to each ending

of course this would mean the "the cycle continues" end is completely abandoned. and shepard may or may not be the MC
maybe it would deal with a second krogan rebellion. which would fit in with whatever the player chose to do with them in me3

>>180226368
Kandros is a 10/10 husbando, I know it

>>180227168

Specifically inside her butt, no, but.
>http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8276.html?thread=41675348#t41675348
It is inside Miranda's butt, though.
http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/8618.html?thread=41721002#t41721002
You just know she would be all over Liara's MT, even preparing her butt with a plug!

>>180216270
>>180217321
>implying that killing batarians is a crime
What was the alliance thinking?

post EDI's robot cameltoe

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>>180229176

Subtle, but it's there.

>>180224568
I want more variety in wildlife enemies.

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Well, I'm hitting the sack. Sleep well, MEG. Waifu dreams of waifu kisses.

>>180229289
>tfw no special romance scene where Ashley wears Eva's suit

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>>180229063
Nice

>>180229289
>tfw no robo waifu
It's not fair.

>>180224568
An actual romance scene for Vetra, at least a bare chest afterglow scene. Also an Avitus romance.

>>180229548
waifu dreams AWG

Reminder that Angara are nasty looking and Bioware should've just made them into catboys/catgirls if they really wanted a husbando-bait species.

>>180229986
>the possibility of trap catboys
>http://pictures.hentai-foundry.com/i/InCase/400933/InCase-400933-Patreon_Catbutt.jpg

Fug!

>>180229771
And I unrealistically want Raeka as an option.

>>180229986
I hate furries, so no

https://venturebeat.com/2017/06/19/may-2017-npd-injustice-2-comes-out-on-top-as-nintendo-games-keep-selling/

May 2017 NPD sales data. Not much to say re:Andromeda. It's still #6 for the year, same as it was in April, just above RE7 and just below HZD (though again this doesn't count Origin numbers, which add a few hundred thousand sales that might knock it up above HZD). One notable fact is that after being above HZD, Overwatch, and the two newest COD titles in sales for April, it's below them in sales for May, which indicates its major sales are probably done by next month until the next series of discounts.

>>180234448
Those are pathetic sales. It's pretty much the worst selling "big" multiplatform game of the year aside from fucking RE7.

>>180224568
I want to be able to buy cybernetic upgrades and one-arm toss around armored soldiers like Crysis.

>>180229548
Are there any mods that make Ashley look...less like Ashley? I really loved her in ME1 and it broke my heart what they did to her face in ME3.

>>180235075
I thought RE7 did really well?

>>180237462
It did alright but didn't make its target. And doing well doesn't say much for a Resident Evil game.

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>>180234448
>absolute shitty horrible games sell like hotcakes
really makes you think

>>180237628
Honestly, the Japanese tend to have unrealistic target sales.

>>180237462
Sales:
>Capcom's pre-release sales projection for the game's launch window, through the end of March 2017, was 4 million copies. The game had shipped over 2.5 million units worldwide days after the release, while the demo exceeded 7.15 million downloads. The modest shipment figure had an effect on Capcom's stock price, which fell more than three percent following the Tokyo Stock Exchange. It was the best-selling video game in the UK during its week of release according to Chart-Track, amounting to the third-best debut in Resident Evil history behind 5 (7.1 mill) and 6 (6.6 mill). 200,000 copies had also been sold through Steam during that time. It ranked first in the Japanese charts for the week ending January 29; the PS4 sales totalled 187,306 copies, 58.9 percent of its initial shipment. In the month of January in the United States, Resident Evil 7 sold the most out of any video game. On February 1, Capcom communicated to its investors that the game had recouped its budget. It remained at the top of the UK sales chart in its second week. February saw Resident Evil 7 ranked the second best-selling video game in the United States, behind For Honor. By April 2017, Resident Evil 7 had sold 3.5 million copies worldwide, short of Capcom's expectation of 4 million. In May 2017, Capcom gave the game a lifetime sales forecast of 10 million units, citing favorable reviews, marketing and downloadable content as contributing factors.

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>>180235762
>ywn kick a car across the block
>ywn pick up a kett soldier by the throat with one arm and casually break his neck
>ywn jump start a traincar into motion by pushing it
>ywn launch an arrow hard enough to penetrate two thick layers of hard body armor and stick a dude to a wall by embedding it in concrete, all with pure arm strength
>ywn one-arm toss a heavily armored mercenary 30 meters and through a wall
>ywn kill scavers by picking up dumpsters and throwing them
>ywn boll over a group of enemy soldiers by throwing their comrades at them
>ywn flip an armored car by punching it
>ywn punch a hole in a wall to grab a soldier
>ywn regenerate in seconds after taking bursts of automatic cannon fire to the unshielded chest
>ywn rip off a heavy vehicle mounted weapon that would shatter the arms of a regular human with recoil and use it to shoot down armored gunships

>>180220237
Pretty art of a pretty girl.

Where do I find Mass Effect models and maps for SFM?

I want to make https://webmshare.com/9rjdq but with Shepard and a waifu/husbando

>>180240305
If you don't know where to even get models then I doubt you'll have the skills to make anything that comes even close to that

>>180240305
I ask because it seems like both SFMLab and the Steamworkshop has one or two items, and no vast collection of mass effect models exist.

But the porn people have to get all their models from somewhere, right?

>>180240476
Please spoonfeed me a list of sites. I am legit retarded.

>>180224706
The only correct answer.

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WHY?

I'm sorry. I just can't play the game with this guy

>>180241164
Then don't.

>>180241235
But how am I gonna enjoy fanart and fics?

>>180241164
Just close your eyes

>>180241289
By using your imagination. Replace him with your own.

>>180241361
and it's almost seems like nothing's wrong with this game at all.

>>180224568
Quarians

>>180241164
Scooter is forever tainted.

What waifu is this song describing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdNAYnSD2ms

>>180241164
Don't. He's a rapist

>>180240557
I think you need to login into SFMLab to see everything. There's also a bunch of download links for models on Deviantart and Tumblr

>>180244634
Legion is pretty good but Miranda looks like catshit

>>180245063
Do the female cosplays ever look good?

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>>180246059
Sometimes

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>>180236786
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/367/?

>>180248131
Thank you very much!

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Bump

So I'm doing another playthrough of the trilogy but this time as maleShep.

I romanced Ashley in ME1. Should I stay faithful to her in ME2 and then get back with her in ME3 or should I romance Miranda? Please don't suggest Liara because she is for FemShep only

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>>180214226
>femtur pastebin replaced with KL
You sneaky fucker.

https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>>180250293
Dump Ashley and romance Jack

>>180250437
Hmm. I hadn't thought of that. Is her romance any good?

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>>180250293
Do this >>180250437
cucking other women with Jack is hilarious

>>180216914
>Forgetting Overlord
This is not harmless
>It does flesh out some of the other squadmates, but you can find most of that info on the wiki,
But you need to play it and watch a video to find Liara's dad

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>>180250630
It's short (like only 20 minutes of actual content in ME2 and ME3 combined, DLC included) but sweet

>>180250703
>and watch a video to find Liara's dad
Wait, what?

>>180250825
Matriarch Aethyta is Liara's dad, Matriarch Aethyta shows up in mass effect 3. The only way to find out their relationship is through lair of the shadow Brooker dlc

>>180250923
Holy shit, I've played SB 3 times and never knew you could find out who her dad was.

It's kinda sad actually, does Liara know?

>>180220237
That's a gorgeous pic.

Also, damn does she look tall. All that leg.

>>180250751
Nice. Might give it a go, then. Thanks, anon.

>>180251083
It's in the video archives and then you call her out on it in the third game. Liara does find out in her own but can't work up the courage needed to go talk to her until Sheppard tells her to.

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Now THIS is a date outfit

>>180251316
Damn I've played the trilogy 3 times but this is the first time I'm hearing about any of this. I kinda wanna replay it all again just for that.

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>>180251372
Your Ryder looks like he belongs in Blood In, Blood Out

>>180251441
You find out some interesting things when they talk to each other, like Liara has half sisters who are half hannar and that her mother had a great rack even before becoming a Matriarch.

>>180251481
Not mine tho.

>>180251316
One of my favorite moments of walking around in the stripped down Citadel.
>that talk Aethyta gives to Liara about her popping Shepard's thermal clip or how he makes her panties explode if not romanced

>>180251565
Yup I'm definitely reinstalling the games now, and here I thought I saw everything.

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G'night guys

>>180250069
Why in the world is Shep's face censored?

>>180251880
night Anon.

>>180251954
old meme

>>180251954
This is a blue board.

>>180250293
Ashley is for nuclear hellfire. Save Kaidan, romance anybody else.

>>180252096
>killing best girl

You're fucking up, mate!

>>180251776
Liara is a quarter krogan

>>180252380
>letting one of the original Normandy crew members die
Disgusting

>>180252096
>Mfw I did just that and Kaidan starts guilt tripping me
Look Kaidan I like you but don't do this to me

>>180252548
Uhm..

>>180252504
It doesn't work that way

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DAD!?

>>180252784
I wouldn't be surprised if asari actually do use genetic material from their partners to make offspring but their government keeps it as another secret to help maintain asari superiority.

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>>180253007

>>180253007
DELET

>>180253007
Holy. I was actually gonna do this. I guess someone beat me to the punch

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>>180253231
For what possible purpose?

>>180253007
>>180253123
Was it rape?

I want to see Avitus in Vetra's stead.

>>180253353
>ywn hug Avi
>ywn hold Avi's hand
Why even live

>>180253353
kys

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>>180253123

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How does it make you guys and gals feel that Anthem got the good dev team and Andromeda got the autistic spergs?

It pisses me off a little bit.

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>>180253446
I don't feel much of anything these days.

>>180253031
Can't trust the asari

>>180253424
Not until I see it.

>>180253446
Fine. Anthem looks based as fuck and Mass Effect, while a great series, should have ended with three.

>>180253446
I'm yet to play Andromeda, but based on what I heard it just sounds like the first game all over again.

A mediocre product with good and bad things about them

>>180253282
Memes

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>>180253446
Sad with occasional fits of rage

>>180253446
don't care, not going to play anthem or andromeda

>>180251372
That chest and abdominal area does not look correct to me. Something seems very, very off.

>>180215031
yes. they always do.

>>180251372
How do we describe Ryder's body?
He isn't ripped like Shepard was

>>180254267
Shepard's body, while naked looked similar to that and it irked me there, too. At least the naked body in ME3.

>>180254267
... Lean? Or unremarkable, maybe.

>>180254267
Lean I guess. If he's of average height (5'9-5'10) I'd guess he weighs about 160, which is about right for a soldier.

>>180227501
>slight differences to each ending
they'd have to make one ending canon to make a milky way sequel, which would honestly be ok

>>180229452
fucking this

I don't know what bioware is thinking, putting the same few animals on each and every planet
Every planets wildlife should be unique, realisticly speaking

>>180254660
And which ending would that be then? Controll and synthetic ending wouldn't leave any conflict behind and destroy would leave the galaxy in to rough of a state for anymore to care about war. >>180227501
I can't help but feel that reject ending would be the most Canon and most fitting.

>>180250703
overlord is the weakest of ME2 dlc's though

>>180254907
>destroy would leave the galaxy in to rough of a state for anymore to care about war
why? destroy is the canon ending.

>>180255160
That's no excuse to forget it
>>180255219
Because the mass relays are destroyed along with the citadel, communications and travel is in a very bad state. If destroy ending is Canon then let's also assume that the ending where Sheppard survives is Canon as well. Which would undermine one of the better parts of the ending in ME3

>>180255338
>Because the mass relays are destroyed along with the citadel, communications and travel is in a very bad state
They got repaired in the EC.
> destroy ending is Canon then let's also assume that the ending where Sheppard survives is Canon as well.

Sure.

>>180255338
>mass relays are destroyed
with high enough HMS they just get damaged, not destroyed. you even see them repaired in the afterslides along with the citadel.

> If destroy ending is Canon then let's also assume that the ending where Sheppard survives is Canon as well
well yeah, its the only ending where shepard survives.

>Which would undermine one of the better parts of the ending in ME3
why? I dont need some greek heroic merthyr for the ending to be good, Shepard surviving is more saitsfying.

>>180255418
>>180255505
Well I do like the ending where Sheppard survives the ending where Sheppard dies is one that fits in more with the theme of sacrifice and commitment to war that the game has.

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>Sheppard

>>180254907
the refusal ending would just mean everybody dies sooner or later (probably sooner), there isn't much potential there. It probably is canon in andromeda though

for a milky way game they'd go with destruction, since rebuilding the galaxy would give them at least some potential to create conflict and a good game. also it is the ending that is resented the least by fans

I personally like control the most, but that would never happen anyway, so no point talking about it

>>180255789
Refusal ending is one of the two ways to give the reapers a fuck you, control being the other one.

However the reject ending does show that the next cycle was a complete failure for the reapers and organic won

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g'night /meg/

>>180256025
>scoot's clothing
patrician taste anon

>>180255919
so you want a game in the next cycle?

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peebee fan art

>>180256357
Sure why not, it's what Andromeda should have been. You can even have a character who is Liara's great grand daughter, or Liara herself.

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>Snow brushes lightly across your face.
>Flecks of white dot your hair as it flows with the wind.
>You shoot a sideways glance at your alien company, watching her tightly clutch the thick parka that bolstered her slim frame.
>She catches your glance and looks you in the eyes. You smile and playfully tease her. She pushes your shoulder in response, then quickly tucks her hand back into a pocket.
>Even with her talons, plated skin and predatory vision, she stood no chance against specks of frozen water.

>You stroll past for what seems to be the millionth tree with her on your heels before there's a break in the forest.
>A cliff beside a frozen waterfall.
>Taking a seat and letting your feet dangle lazily off the rock, you absorb the spectacular sensations.
>The quiet howl of the wind mingling with the chirp of birds.
>Heat brought on by the sun's rays are whisked away by dusting snow.
>A blanket formed by the tops of trees covered in snow lies ways down under you.

>Another sound. Shuffling of cloth.
>Turning to the side, you feel your heart sink.
>She tries to hide it, but you see the tiny tremors spread throughout her arms and down to her legs.
>You pull her tightly, caressing her exposed neck with your hand. It heats your skin like burning coals.
>She leans into your embrace, clinging onto you as if she were about to be blown away with the breeze.

>Short, ragged breaths become calm.
>Her shivering muscles begin to relax.
>She pulls her head back far enough to admire your face as you stare at the landscape.
>Noticing the sudden lack of her head against your shoulder, you look to see if something was wrong.

>There was no time to react before her lips met yours.

Wew. A bit spicy with this one. How'd I do, coach?

>>180253446
don't bring that horrible imgur meme here. just. don't.

>>180256697
Comfy/10 anon.

>>180256697
Very nice

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>>180257461
>new galaxy
>c*ts still haven't been genocided

Unacceptable desu.

>>180257573
Blame Sid.

>>180256697
Cute.

>>180256550
meh, I don't see it

>>180256025
I used to think this was kinda cute for a while but now Scott's whole image has been ruined

>>180258960
Jokes on you, I don't have the 1.08 patch.

>>180259672
>implying having the patch matters
>implying you can unsee the memes

So I haven't played Andromeda much since the first week it came out.

Patch add anything good the game since?

>>180262420
Nope.

>>180262420
Animations improvements, some texture updates, CC "improvements" (not really), raped Jaal. Nothing too big.

>>180256697
Better get her inside where it's warm soon.

>>180265269
And this leads to getting inside her warmth.

>ME:A already 50% off
Haha

>>180265946
50% off what? Facial animations?

>>180266040
International monetary units

>>180266153

Just bought a computer for 1500 IMU, bros. Thought it'd complement my omni-tool.

>>180266862
>using PC
>2819
Mate...

>>180253334
Always

>>180268098
>playing vidya with one hand on a piece of shit orange, see-through holographic screen

No, thanks.

>>180269023
>not using neuralink VR to play games
Fuggen plebeians.

>>180269184
>neural links
>in Mass Effect

Eh...

>>180257617
What? She wanted Chinese food

>>180270365
It seems they aren't even a food.

>>180270663
Thankfully, we came across something better in Andromeda: the grilled angara

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>>180271604
Not as good as grilled humans.

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>>180271942
taistee

Anyone know how to read dreams?

I was the manager of a Turian football team in my dream, was 1-1 tied, shouted my lungs out during halftime, won 5-1.

No, weren't femturs

>>180273057
Stop watching /vg/ League, stop visiting /meg/ and get a life.

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>>180272168
Batarian romance when?

>>180273963
hopefully never

>>180273963
sadly never

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>>180274280
First it's wrong to bang a turian, then a vorcha and now a batarian. What can I have

>>180273316
>stop visiting /meg/

>>180224568
I wouldn't mind another game in Andromeda, but I'd really love a game taking Humans through the first use of the Mass Effect relay and the First Contact Wars. I guess that would make it a prequel to the ME trilogy. I think there's a lot of space in the timeline to do it.

Hell, you could even possibly do Sheppard's dad.

>>180274723
It was never wrong to bang a turian, anon.

>>180273963
Blue Star episode 2 involves some pretty good batarian lewdness.

>>180275142
or a game before humans. Rachni-Wars and Krogan Rebellions

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>tfw cant stop thinking about Liara
help..

>>180276143
>no Far Cry Primal mod where you can melt caveman with Prothean Laserguns

>>180278103
>thanks deviantart

>tfw ywn eat hanar-based prothean meals

>>180278103
>Imagine if Tali looked like this.
Would any of you still want her?

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>>180278956
??

Guys! /dag/ wants to merge again!

>>180279023
>implying this isnt how she looks when taking off the suit

>>180279191
nobody but /dag/ gives a fuck

>>180279191
Tell them to fuck off.

>>180279090
they're more like jellyfish

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Guys! Liara wants to embrace eternity again!

>>180280089
You know I'm banging Miri, right?

>>180280089
Absolutely forbidden, the asari are for genocide only.

>>180279217
Shepard is a lucky man

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I dont know, whether this question has already been asked and answered here (it probably has already), But I´d like some opinions.

What are the best mods for ME3 ? Are there texture packs you´d recommend or other mods that make the game better/different. It´s not that the game is bad, but I like the extra scoop.

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>>180280089
better lube up my boipucci then

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I just want a Vetra cuddling scene, is that too much to ask?

>>180280459
Is it possible to make Male Shep a twink?

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Really hits my anal-on-a-chair kink.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/hhjpbl.mp4
>https://my.mixtape.moe/ixabzr.mp4
Plus Liara getting her butt plugged by a BT, so that's hot, too.

Also, check this piece out, I really like it.
>http://masseffectkink.livejournal.com/9115.html?thread=44678299#t44678299
Anything with Miranda and massage oil is A-OK in my book.

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>>180280172
>>180280243
It wasn't a request

>>180280313
Is that a turian in a WWII fighter plane? Source?

>>180280651
Yes, unfortunately.

>Ashley got rekted without notice
>Some cunt secretary got dissolved on 2 (the dyke).
>Citadel alien fleet sacrificed
>Rachni queen dies
>Cruiser delivered to Cerberus
>Heretics pwned
>Samara shoots herself
>Executes the Krogan and the Salarian on 3 (no genophage cure... too dangerous
>Space gypsies cohabit with the geth but dont control them
>Shepard still made it out alive with dlc's
>..except the mercenary guy and the chink thief... never saw them but would kill them anyway if I had the chance (scum!)
>No romances
>(would do aria for the lulz but dont tell anyone)

Best "cerberus" ending ever. Humanity lives!

>>180282282
>No romances
Is such thing even possible?

>>180282282
>(no genophage cure... too dangerous

Yet he lets quarians and geth live. For shame, cunt.

>>180281808
> is that a turian in a WWII fighter plane ?

Yes, it´s supposed to be a spitfire, it´s derived from this clip : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjXr9Nj5ZbI

>>180282512
Yeah, just don't fuck anyone. It's honestly the best way to play.

Have to say, playing Andromeda and running this ship military was the best idea I've ever had.

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>>180285430
did I ever tell you that you are a giant faggot?

>>180282282
You are a horrible person.

>>180286352

Triggered.

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>>180282512

But anon. Aria has too power level. Shepard cannot tie her to the bed poles and go kinky on her to show how much of a powerless bitch she really is. Also bioware is faggots for not letting us screwing "da powerfoo womins".

>seriously, the entire game tries to rape you except that one

>>180287803

>for a cinematic where some cunt stands there with demon eyes saying "mah meldings".

On a second thought it would be kinda lame.

>>180282523

Krogans with their natural birth rates are the worse nightmare the galaxy can suffer, second to the reapers ofc.

>>180237909

>Meanwhile, the dead space series are fucking dead

Damn it!

>>180287803
>Aria's entire character and dialogue is "Look at how powerful I am!"

She's shit, and Mac's shit.
He's like Lucas, he needs someone telling him when ideas are retarded.

>>180289013

Who cares? Who doesnt like to see a strong woman (yeah, they are women painted blue with funny hats) being fucked to orgasmic humiliation?

>>180280651

Fucking hell who the fuck romances such monstrosity? loool

>>180289554
Me.

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>>180289554
Vetra a cute!

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>>180289554

>>180289294
Bioware

>>180290887
>>180291574
her romance is genuinely bad. even steve had a better romance. not even joking.

Where the writefags at, need some fics to rot my teeth with sugar

https://imgur.com/a/zMVA8

>>180294125

Noice.

>>180292875
Explain

>>180294123
I'm here.

Working on something right now, stay tuned.

>>180294123
I just finished my story. Hope you all enjoy it:
https://pastebin.com/AZhHsJMW

>>180295107
whats there to explain? her romance is more cringeinducing than the anchor gay shit with steve.

>>180297276
That's mean, anon. That poor cat though, seriously.

>>180297276
Awww man

>>180297654
He probably mated with her after Or maybe it's a girl

>>180297892
I know it's not that big a deal, he (she?) just looks so sad in that bottom left photo.

>>180297991
We can tell, anon. We can tell...

https://i.imgur.com/C515VJ0.jpg

>>180299060
>Traynor and Tali ruining the image

>>180299060
Why is Traynor even there?

>>180300172
Why shouldn't she be?

>>180289554
Over 21% of males :^)

>>180300172
It was her, Liara, and Tali threesome before Shepard showed up.

>>180301263
Explains why she looks pissed, then

>>180294123
I wrote >>180256697.

Whatchu want fampai?

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>>180252504
>>180252784
Late reply as fuck, but I have to point out that they get into a sort of joking argument about this subject

>>180303257

They really went full fanservice and memes for the third game, jesus.

>>180303825
If 3 was full fan service then what was The Citadel dlc

>>180304301

Fanservice squared.

>>180304301
Shit

>>180285317
So you esentially play a ryder who wants to be taken seriously but your crew doesn't give a fuck? Sounds unsatisfying.

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In my cycle, OP was always a faggot.

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>>180307595
okay

>>180303257

I actually believed that the cunt on the bar was actually the daughter of Wrex and Aria (these being Liara's grandparents).

This was proven wrong though.

>>180250923

No it isnt. I havent played the ME2 dlc's and I still had the dialogue (although I did not convinced the blue cunt to go talk to her by choice). I did met her previously on some other game though (2 I think).

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>>180290887
she is.

>>180299060
wow, thanks tali for ruining everything ever

>>180303257
whats the mod for femsheps top?

>>180312170
here, watch this to ease your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_yqpqs7RY8

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>>180313187

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>>180313187

>>180312597
Sorry I have absolutely no idea, modded the game many years back and haven't touched it until some time ago. All I remember that it was some sort of pack that replaced the model for frecklebeast default femshep and some casual clothes

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>>180278389
>tfw cant stop thinking about Jack
i'm good

I actually still haven't finished andromeda. I got bored at around 50% of the game content.

>>180317404
It's not for everyone

>>180317404
Me neither. Although I think I made it a bit further (archon ship mission)
main reason is 100+ hours in multiplayer and counting, send help

>>180318261
I think that they stretched the game too much. Previous ME games could be finished within 40-50 hours of gameplay. Now, I'm at 100 hours and I haven't seen much of the story, I can't even see a build up or anything.
>>180318438
I thought that I'd spend a lot more time on the mp as well, mainly because I spent something between 200-300 hours on the MP in ME3, but apparently it was only the squad that I played with that really mattered back then, now I didn't even play 10 hours.

>>180318660
It's because Andromeda wanted to focus more on Ryder's job as Pathfinder so the game is mostly comprised of sidequest he can do rather than the major plot involving Meridian

>>180313187
Great, now it's in my youtube history.

>>180316582
oh ho ho, nice!

>>180318660
>Now, I'm at 100 hours and I haven't seen much of the story,

Literally how? You must just be trying to do every little thing possible. I wrapped up both my playthroughs in 40 hours each and I don't feel like I missed anything of relevance.

>>180319025
I got all of the planets to 100% viability and spent some time doing shit on the ark. (btw, the human ark is the only that I've seen so far)

>>180245049
Eyy thanks dude. I'll look there, and make an account with SFMLab.

I have to find as many hobbies as possible to keep my mind off of the existential dread that hangs over me constantly. Animation being one of them.

>>180319217
I got all planets to 100% viability as well as doing all the loyalty missions and the most major sidequests (kett bases on Voeld and Eos, tracking down the salarian ark traitor, retrieving the krogan drive core, finding the Primus, etc.). I threw a lot of pointless sidequests on top of that as well and some enemy farming. It still didn't take more than 40 hours.

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anyone else see the quarian dlc leaks? http://imgur.com/a/PhKU1

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>>180319540
I fucking knew it and yet I still clicked.

I was born in LONDON

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>>180319498
>actually playing Mass Effect Ass
>doing multiple 100% runs

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>>180321863
>not playing it for your waifu

>>180294123
>>180295828
Continuing my quarian degeneracy from yesterday

>"I really should be paying attention," she thought to herself.
>Yet, no matter how hard she tried, she found that her mind always wandered to somewhere else. More specifically, to someone else, who was seated just off to her left on the opposite side of the couch they were sharing.
>They were watching a film. Well, he was, at least. She was currently preoccupied with something she deemed far more important.
>The quarian girl had positioned her self snugly into the corner of the couch, her legs daintily crossed over each other, while she supported her head in the palm of her right hand, allowing her to position her head ever so carefully so that she could observe the human while appearing to be engrossed in the movie.
>She was certainly thankful that her visor obscured her eyes enough that she could get away this, else the human might become uncomfortable with the amount of undue attention she was currently giving him.
>Her eyes carefully worked their way up and down his languid form, currently splayed against the other end of the couch, just out of arm's reach. She watched as the blue light of screen danced and played with shadows across his body, illuminating him against the dark background of his apartment. She found herself enraptured by the sight.
>Her attention turned towards his face. He was mouthing something.
>It dawned on her that he was mimicking a line from the movie. She felt a slight pang of guilt that she wasn't giving due attention to something that obviously meant a lot to the human, perhaps sometime in the far future she could ask if they could watch it again. Hopefully he would be understanding if she explained why she wasn't paying attention the first time.
>She continued to watch attentively as his head turned slowly to face her, a wide grin crossing his face as he continued to mouth the line that was being spoken in the film, his eyes watching her carefully for a reaction

>>180323301
(Cont.)

>She turned her head slightly, as if to acknowledge him, before giving a curt laugh of her own. She had no idea what she just laughed at, or what he even said, but she hoped it was the appropriate reaction.
>He laughed again, seemingly pleased with her reaction, before once again returning his attention to the movie.
>She let out a small sigh. Partly out of relief, but mostly due to the rising tension she was feeling in her chest. There was something about this human that she found so... addicting. She often found herself impatiently counting the time until she hoped to see him again.
>Her mind wandered back to the past few weeks. Everything seemed to be moving so fast now since she had first taken notice of him nearly half a year ago.
>Her little planed encounter in the halls of the Citadel. Meeting him again at the cafe. The few walks they shared through the Presidium gardens.
>All fond memories, yet, they left her slightly uneasy. She wasn't very good at reading humans, she realized. Sure, she could tell that he seemed like a nice enough person, but she was struggling to figure out whether there was something... more.
>She hoped that tonight she could change that.
>She returned her attention to the human, and then frowned. A nervous smile creased his face. He seemed visibly uncomfortable.
>Was it something she had done? No, she had been so careful as to-
>She turned her gaze towards the screen. Orchestral music began to swell through the speakers as the human couple on screen began to draw closer together. She had a good idea of what was going to come next.
>Suddenly, the characters froze. Before she could express her confusion, the human sitting next to her piped up.

>>180323392
(Cont. 2)

>"You know, um, we always just skip this part if you find it too awkward."
>"No!" She replied, perhaps a bit too excitedly, simultaneously reaching her arm out in a mock attempt to stop him.
>She felt her fingers brush against something soft. And warm. She quickly recoiled her hand.
>Oops.
>"I-I mean it's okay. We don't have don't have to. Keelah, I'm sorry I-" She stuttered quickly in an attempt to recover.
>He gave her a confused look, and then laughed. "I had no idea you were so invested! I'll go ahead and hit resume," he replied with a grin.
>It was the first time she had experienced actual, physical contact with him. And albiet how brief and embarassing it was, she found herself already craving more.
>The scene that was beginning to play out on the vidscreen certainly wasn't doing her any favors either.
>As she watched the couple enter their passionate embrace, her thoughts once again turned towards the human.
>She wondered what it would be like to share a similar embrace with the human. To feel his warm lips against hers. His hot breath against her skin. The taste of his tounge as it danced against hers. Just the concept alone excited her.
>Yet, she found herself consumed by doubt. Would she even be good at it? Would he be disappointed in her complete lack of experience? How sick would she really get? Hell, after seeing her face, would he even want to kiss her?
>Her nerves had gotten the better of her.
>She still held onto a small sliver of hope, however. Perhaps someday, somehow, when she knew the moment was right she would find a way to-
>Her mind quickly spiraled off into fantasy, and before she knew it, into sleep.

>>180323574
(Cont. 3)

>The next thing she knew was the feeling of her body slowing rising up into the air.
>She wanted to yell, to jump up and force herself awake, but then she realized what was happening.
>The human was carrying her.
>To where? She didn't know. She didn't care.
>All she cared about was the feeling of his arms wrapped underneath her legs and shoulders. His warm chest softly moving in and out as it pressed against hers. She feigned unconsciousness in hopes to make the feeling last forever.
>But alas, it was over all too quickly. She felt her body being lowered slowly into what she presumed was a bed, a twinge of sadness hitting her as he carefully slid his arms away from her body.
>She desperately hoped for one last embrace. But it would never come.
>Instead, she heard a distant, disembodied sigh.
>"Goodnight," she heard him say solemnly, "I guess I'll see you in the morning." The sound of a door closing gently followed quickly after.
>Something had upset him, and it didn't take her long to figure out what.
>She had to do something. A new sense of determination filled her.
>She bolted upright, now fully awake.
>She wasn't about to let the night end like this.

Whew. Probably should just use a pastebin from now on. Hope this isn't over the top cheesy/trash for you anons. I'm still pretty new to this shit so any and all feedback is appreciated.

>>180323707
I like it. Good pacing so far. Anticipating more.

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OC

Anyway bump before I read the new shit

>>180323707
I think it was pretty nice anon. Keep at it, your stuff is good.

>>180323707
Keep at it, anything to keep this place going

>>180326204
>>180326543
>>180326737
Thanks again, anons. I'm always open to ideas on where to take it. It takes me way to long to think of this shit anyway.

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>>180323707
Bam!

I love it.

I also like the POV change from your first couple of stories

>>180323301
>>180323392
>>180323574
>>180323707
Well done, her nervousness is cute and the level of detail is great.

>>180328729
Saved, thanks anon.

>>180323301
>>180323392
>>180323574
>>180323707
wunderbar

i love romance fics.

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>>180328729
Once I find the first greentext I'll post it

is zaeed the closest thing we have to big boss in mass effect
also
>tfw no game where you play as a solo infiltrator building up a private army to help bring balance to the terminus systems

>tfw no game where you play as the villain

>tfw no game where you can lead Terra Firma to glory

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>>180330138
>Terra Firma

>>180330448
I remember back when Ashley was distrusting of aliens in ME1. I miss that.

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>>180329254
Ok I fixed it, the entire story thus far

I'll post it again, my dream Mass Efect spin-off game. a shameless xcom clone. Mass Effect: Terminus Commander.

>Game takes place during ME1 and ME3
>You are The Boss, a commander of a small mercenary band. You must manage this small group of misfits and transform it into a fighting force to be reckoned with.
>You can hire humans, turians, asari, salarians, krogan, and quarians. All of them are able to be trained into different classes(such as soldier, engineer, vanguard, ect)
>Each class has its own strengths and weaknesses, and some species are more fitting for certain classes.
>the meat of the game has you taking on Contracts. Contracts are basically missions or a suite of missions that you must accomplish to get a paycheck. They can range from assassination, escorts, skirmishes, ect.
>your base of operations is a large frigate, where you can train your troopers and order your Quartermaster to invest in certain equipment(basically research)
>dlc has your mercenary company finding themselves in the middle of The Reaper War, and you can either fight to save the galaxy, or use the chaos to loot so you can ensure your survival.

>>180330583
Yeah, but that distrust stemmed from her insecurity about her family's legacy.

And honestly, her growing to be more accepting of aliens is one of her more notable character arcs.

>>180330676
so basically mgs peace walker or mgs 5 except you hire mercs instead of kidnapping them

>>180330883
I understand that. For me, growing more "tolerant" is just an overdone character arc that's incredibly boring.

>>180328729
>>180328953
>>180329108
>even more (You)s
I'm glad you guys like this stuff. I had fun writing it, so keep an eye out in the future for more.

If I can come up with more ideas first.

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>>180331228
Take your time! I'd rather have quality once in a while than a flood of shit

I really enjoy it

As much as I enjoy the femtur shit it's refreshing to go back to Quarians

>>180331228
>If I can come up with more ideas first.
Have her give into her lust and rape him

And then reveal that it didnt happen and she was just daydreaming