/meg/- Mass Effect General

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>>180502105
First for Vetra is for a loving monogamous marriage ONLY.

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>>180502105

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Miri

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First for Space

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>>180502274
Her legs are quite long relative to her torso, double so when remembering she's 6'6.

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>>180502286
>Tumbling over, you find yourself admiring the well-designed ceiling.
>The mattress under you shifts as your turian company turns to face you, talon tracing up from your crotch to your clavicle.
>Breathing a long sigh, she snuggles up against you, feeling your chest calm down after such exertion moments before.
>"Wow. My sister really wasn't lying. That was amazing," she mutters in your ear, breathing heavily.

>After a long night of vigorous physical activity, the edges of your vision feel fuzzy.
>Couple that with the warmth of her supple body, you're finding yourself slipping into a peaceful slumber.
>As your vision gradually darkens, you feel her arms relax around your chest.
>The last thing you see before you drift away is pic related.

>>180488389
I liked most of the Vetra/Scott interactions in this chapter and the last ones, so I guess I'm glad it updated, but Jesus Christ what is it with the author wanting to fuck a 16 year old so badly? It just comes out of nowhere especially when said character is an ingénue in the game.

Why are the Kett so fucking boring? If there's a MEA2, I hope they say that their empire was destroyed between games.

>>180502340
More space, please.

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>>180503812
Thanks for teaching me a literary term

Anyway it's probably because for some reason I'm noticing, outside of /meg/ people get the impression that all Turians are whores.

>>180503943
I thought you would never ask, any requests?


ALSO I screencapped all of the fics written in the past 4 or so threads so if you want them let me know too

>>180503851
I hope MEA2 makes them more like the Covenant from Halo. Basically, make them a complete a mess of a society. A multi-species empire that's infected with corruption and incompetence and barely holding together through non-stop small civil wars with the central authority only nominally having suzerainty over the hundreds of fiefdoms, warlords, militias, vassals, and pseudo-states operating under their banner. That was hinted at in this game. It'd help if they also had the enemy variety of the Covenant; there's only a few kett forms in this game and they all basically look and fight the same (and they have no vehicles or differing weapon lines).

>>180504259
Hi again, Curiosity
Pics of Neptune and Saturn would be neat. Looking for a nice desktop background.

>fic screen cap
Nah, I'm good. Cause I wrote a few them.

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>>180504837
I don't have many dedicated screensaver pics but I'll post my larger ones

Which fics?

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>>180502274

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>>180506162
So small

>>180505319
Thanks for the pics! The second one is great.

I wrote the "coffee quarian" one.

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>>180506360
The problem with Neptune is that all the pics are either Hubble where it's too close to get a good pic, or the Voyager 2 probe which got there in 1989. Nobody cares about it enough for it to get its own probe like Jupiter or Saturn. It's also SUPER far away relative to those two planets

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Sky Aryan Ark DLC when?

I need to found the glorious Quareich.

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>>180507015
Please don't remind me that the guy who wrote Eden also wrote that

>>180506973
Keep it up! But don't burn yourself out

>>180507015
Space nazis, when ?

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nth for why did they have to ruin Scott

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>>180507015
well, which ME race is the most Nazi one ?

> hard mode: Reapers dont count

>>180508260
cause it´s 2017

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>>180502105
I'm a slut for turians.

>tfw forcing myself to play as default Scott
It hurts my soul

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Can I get recommendations for good turian fanfics?

>>180510208
Which ones have you read so far?

>>180510208
>Siege of Shangxi
>Mass Effect survival part 1
>A Matter of Race and Character
>A Matter of Time and Space
>Eden

>>180510208
Andromeda Tales
Luck Runs Out on You
Someone To Lean On
The Assassin Dance
The Long Way Home
Eden
Mass Effect Survival

Not all of them are finished

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>>180511375
I've read all of darkdanny's turian stuff and the long way home

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>>180511572
Thanks niggas

>>180511920
Darkdanny has such talent and he wastes it all on a shitty wheraboo fantasy and cucked Tali.

>>180512517
Eh

Eden had a good story behind it but the writing felt childish. The assassin dance is much better desu.

>>180512517
>cucked Tali

What.

>>180510208
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9186883/1/Just-Another-War-Story
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12477564/1/Brittle-Innards
>Eden
Don't do this to yourself.

>>180512814
Read his PTSD stories featuring Shepard/Tali. She has shepard take a young Quarian's virginity in one of them, and talks to him about "improving young Quarian girls' immune systems" in another. gotta say though, the non-cucked stories are actually pretty good

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>>180512972
What the fuck.

>>180512907
>Don't do this to yourself
alright red pill me on eden

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>>180513042
Even though I'm a massive Talifag, cucked Tali is worst Tali. Jealous/clingy/insecure Tali is where it's at.

There needs to be more femtur content with OC and not just bullshit scottxvetra crap.

>>180513072
Take the empty feeling you got from ME3's pre-extended cut ending and multiply it by a thousand

>>180513781
Check back in later. I've been writing short greentexts nearly every night here. Most people say its good desu

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OC, I used a web-based telescope to take 3 pics with Red, Green, and Blue filters and used a software program to overlap the image.

The result: A true color picture of the Andromeda Galaxy from Earth

>>180514769
They are good anon!
make them longer tho

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>>180513781
There is entirely not enough Scott/Vetra.

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would you kissu it?

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>>180515840
I'll try.

>>180516752
http://www.hentai-foundry.com/pictures/user/Et2bruttus/519910/Mass-Effect-Commission-Shower-Time-with-Vetra-and-Scott
here you go m8

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>>180517674
a person paid for that

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>>180517674
>not fluff

You have misjudged me anon.

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>>180502274
Nibbling on Vetra's mandibles minigame when

I'm going to be starting Andromeda in the near future.
Who is best girl?

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>>180519672
Cora.

>>180519672
__Gil

>>180519753
The only penis I'd take is a feminine one, so no.

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>>180519735
can confirm

>>180519672
Sara Ryder is best girl, all others are mere lesbian toys for her.

Chocolate Sara is best Sara

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>>180519947
No.

>>180519925
oh, then peebee's mating tube is what you're looking for

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>>180519672

>>180520083
Anon, are you drunk again? /dag/ is the other way.

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>>180520146
Seconded

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>>180520268
Is there a difference between the girls I'm posting?

>>180519735
>>180520146
>>180520125
So the consensus that "Suvi Anwar" is off the table, yes?

>>180520682
Just play the game and see whose character type appeals the most to you. It's a matter of personal preference though I far prefer Vetra. For what it's worth though, the character with the most screen time in a romance is Peebee.

>>180519672
Avela K'jarr

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>>180519672
Spiky girlfriend is best girlfriend.

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>>180519672
Avela's nice too, but her romance is lacking.

>>180520682
I'd have a playthrough with her, if she were available to males. I can't see not picking Vetra as it is right now.

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>>180521861
>ywn wipe away the snowflakes that get caught between her facial plates and warm her with your body

>>180521861
To be honest, I was originally going to romance Vetra, until I saw how much NOTHING her sex scene was and how much everything Peebee's was.

>>180520146
>>180520362
>>180521861
>>180522667
Might go for her. My whole time through the first three games was "I would totally make Garrus my husbandu if I was playing femshep."

>>180519735
>>180519928
Second choice, but might go for her depending on the impression the two of them leave on me when I actually play the game.

>>180521743
Well, she is purple. I do like purple.

>>180520125
>>180521583
>>180523061
I find Peebee a bit too goofy from what I've seen of her, but who knows.

>>180523425
>My whole time through the first three games was
The whole time I was playing through the first three games, I was thinking*
Man, I really mangled that sentence.

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>>180519672

which character does this song fit the most
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLnd3AYEd2k

>>180524628
Literally no one likes Liam.

Except Jaal.

>>180524628
That guy is trying to hard to meme.

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Night /meg/

>>180527120

night

>>180502105
The real femtur pastebin: https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

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Did this fucker ever fix his autism?

>>180530049
not that he told /meg/ about

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Ge'els as a Tali'zorah.

>>180530049
Someone should tell him that that's pink. Purple and green go together well when there's more purple than green, and better shades than that watermelon looking fuck. They also look best when they're accents to a mostly black or white, or both, design.

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>>180532995
>black with royal purple
Patrician

I can understand why he wouldn't want to use black though; everyone does it and he wanted to keep his look unique

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>>180519672
Easy.

>>180536232
Easy there, Scotty

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>>180522667
Everyone wants a Spiky Girlfriend

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>>180536232
Glad they made her face a new complexion option

Best brows & lips

>go to rescue Jack
>tell her I'm here to save her
>she tells me I sound like a pussy

Whelp. Guess I'm romancing Jack this playthrough.

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>>180537073
Keep your people off me. It's better that way.

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>>180535410
Maybe you're not that bad, after all.

>>180537773
>that face
>those colors
Fuck off Russell Wilson

>>180537346
>>180537073
I love Jack!

>>180537979
Are you okay, anon?

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>>180538010
You'll only get yourself hurt

In continuation of >>180442720

>Swirling around in your glass, the smoky aroma of expensive scotch cuts through the perfume of the bar.
>Soft music plays in the background while the other patrons converse with their respective partners.
>Being the singular solitary person attracts the bartender, whose attempt at small talk is cut short by a dismissive wave of your hand.
>All you wanted to do was forget about how you felt up a colleague. A subordinate, no less.
>It was a horrible feeling. A sinking, rotten sensation settling in your gut. You'd pay a fortune to have it surgically removed.

>A distinctive chime and flash catches your attention. A message arrived on your omnitool.
>With the scotch starting to cloud your mind, you half expect it to be the district attorney himself, giving you the proverbial pink slip and a literal restraining order.

>It turns out to be even worse.
>It's her.
>Closing your eyes, you let out a deep breath before opening the message. How did she even get your contact information?

>Your eyes skip the salutation, jumping immediately to the beginning of the largest chunk of text.

>It mentions nothing of the hand holding.

>You can't decide whether to be relieved or disappointed. It was good that she wasn't offended, but it also meant she didn't give it as much thought as you would have liked.

>You snap to attention as movement registers from the corner of your eye. The bartender approaches with a bottle in hand.
>Suddenly lacking the taste for alcohol, you signal to him by shaking your head.
>You pay your tab, leaving a 50 credit tip. He asks whether you meant to add in a zero.
>But by that time you were already out the door.

>Walking down the street, you read through the rest of the message.
>It's all about work, how she's nervous for her first solo appearance in court.
>She's venting her feelings. This was a good thing, right?
>Trying your best to make the reply as coherent as possible, you tap out a message.

(1/2)

>>180538475
>The next morning came faster than expected. You imagine that your turian colleague shares the same feeling.

>Out of habit, you prepare to send the door unlock code via omnitool, but the display was already green.
>A strange smell hits you as the doors open to reveal the same scene as the night before.
>A lone, lit cubicle stands out among the rest.
>You're met with a similar sight. She's waist deep in the case files but looking more alert than ever.
>She breaks her staring contest with a data pad to grab a steaming mug before noticing you hovering behind the cubicle.

>Having scanned through the clutter on her desk, you notice something missing.
>"Where are the ME reports? Hard to demonstrate means if you don't have the cause of death. It's the last nail in the defendant's coffin."

>She spins around and starts looking through the pile, panic rising as her movements become erratic.
>It's time to throw her a bone. You pull up a copy from your omnitool and transfer it to her terminal

>"Interesting MO. A mixture of anthrax and ricin. And the defendant is a former military biochemist," you announce to the audience of one.
>"I'd say it's a slam dunk." Her face twists in confusion.
>Flashing a smile, you express your confidence in her abilities and reassure her.
>As more people start to fill into the office, you offer to drive her down to the courthouse.

(2/2)

>>180538546
(3/2) Improper fractions edition.

>Like a mother during her child's first day of school, you walk her to the courtroom. >She abruptly stops outside the doors, gripping a stack of data pads close to her chest.
>Grabbing her arm, you spin her to face you.
>"Remember, exhale, relax, and don't ask any questions you don't know the answer to."
>She shifts her data pads under her shoulder and grips your shoulder with her free hand.
>"Thank you, for everything."
>She starts moving away, towards the doors. Her hand slowly slides down your arm and comes to a stop in your palm.
>All it took was a simple squeeze to make your heart skip a beat.

>Standing breathless in the middle of the hallway, you catch her flashing a smile at you before her figure is consumed by the closing doors, the display turning to a harsh red.

Didn't proofread any of this shit, as usual
Sorry for any retarded mistakes.

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>>180538121
Maybe

>>180537773
I despise that silly handle on the Heleus Icon armor. I just keep the Defender armor instead. I might be sacrificing the higher armor bonuses but looks is more important to me

>>180537773
>same beard and hairstyle
Great minds

>>180538645
>Sorry for any retarded mistakes.

The only mistake you made was making it too comfy. Your stuff is good, anon, whether you like it or not.

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>>180538940
It's so you can be dragged off the battlefield. It's practical.

>>180539004
We differ in some areas, pic related.
They're the best options available, but they're still shit. I'd much prefer a simple buzz cut and beard that didn't look like they were drawn on. The non-drawn-on-looking hair has terrible textures as well, pic also related. Surprisingly, the eyebrows look good.

>>180538645
>more turian handholding
This is getting pretty lewd, anon.

Quality stuff as always. Keep up the comfy greentexts, I always enjoy reading 'em.

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>>180540521
Yeah I'm pretty disappointed with the one beard option we got. Looks really messy but I can excuse it with Ryder's age. You could try not using it though. Whichever preset you used might look decent without it

>>180541083
I self insert, and look better with a goatee or beard, and Bioware could never do goatees right.

>>180541441
>self inserting
I've always wondered why people do this. I always preferred to build the story of a characters

>>180538645
Top notch as always anon.

>>180542475
I've wanted to live life in a world like Mass Effect since as long as I can remember, so I try to lose myself in it. I don't self insert into all games, just games with CC and choice, and I don't in subsequent playthroughs. That first playthrough I'm going into completely blind, I role-play myself, choosing dialogue and romance options I'd choose myself.

how the fuck could they just nuke the IP like this and not do at the very least one fucking DLC?

its not like the game didnt sell at all people just called out the obvious problems with it. if these faggots had addressed the issues and postponed the launch for another three months the "biggest" issues would have been fixed

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>4 days till 27th
>not even a hint on quarian dlc
We are really dead.

>>180544171
They could still announce it alongside the book dropping.

>>180544304
if they already decided to ice the IP why would they make DLC? Not even the MP seems to be doing well

>>180544353
Dragon Age was put on hiatus after DA2, and that still got DLC. And this is EA we're talking about, they'll want whatever DLC that was being worked on prior to MEA releasing to be sold.
>Not even the MP seems to be doing well
What game are you talking about, now? I'm instantly put in a match, and they're regularly dropping new content and updates. So whatever you're implying, doesn't fit here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0LD2GnxmKU thread theme

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>>180539207
>>180540742
>>180543236
Thabks anons. I've got another continuation planned for tonight, one that I plan on actually proofreading.

>>180546818
Thanks*.
Fucking mobile.

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Why are the gooks in Mass Effect games so flat faced, round and ugly like Asian Americans, and not real gooks?

>>180550113
real gooks died out.

>>180550113
>qt chink bitches will never be raped by BTs and turians

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>ywn spent a lewd and tender night with Femshep
Kill
Me
Now

>>180555161
Sounds like something Liara would say.

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>this image
good fucking lord

>>180550113
If you're talking about Asian pop stars and actors they had a shit ton of surgeries to be beautiful.

>>180557290
It has a certain nightmarish aspect.

>>180557290
kek

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Still nothing new, guys?

>>180558586
ded gaem

>>180558586
Mass Effect is dead. Even DA2 got DLC

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>>180558586
Quarian ark lost forever. They might pump something out over summer for a cash grab, though, if they're still bothering to do shit like bi jaal. Get people to play the game again and buy more MP packs.

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>MEA flopped so hard EA doesnt even bother milking the retards that actually bought this crap with DLC

>>180560218
>game cost 40M to make
>sold millions of copies for $60 a pop
>millions in profit
>regular cashflow from fuckers who actually buy the MP packs
>EAware still not bothered to make any DLC because they're busy trying to rip off Destiny now

Feels like a sad and underwhelming end.

>>180555161
>Kill
>Me
>Now
would love to

>>180515070
pretty nice, anon. I live in the middle of the city so there's no actual use in buying any stargazing related gear.

>>180555161
God damn, why is default femshep's face so fucking unappealing?

>>180559754
I like his freckles

>>180561718
Too boxy and her jawline is way too sharp.

>>180566826
Is that Shepard...?

>>180566941
They're apparently Thanatos and Chronos, from something called Smite.

tfw we don't have a mgs game set during the first contact war

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>>180557290
Poor Jaal.

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>>180562553
Thanks, me too. I'm kinda jazzed they bothered to match the texture with Ryder's body.

Give me a good sci-fi name for a human male.

>>180569857
Kyle

>>180569857
Starwisha

Starkiller

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Buy our shit

>>180569857
Kylo

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>>180569423
>Jaal can finally get pounded in his tight alien pussy
It's a good thing.

I'm surprised he can tell the difference between male and female humans, really, especially with Cora's mannish face. It's way harder to tell than with male and female angara.

>>180569857
Philip J.

>>180570143
They are so proud of themselves for making Jaal bi. I know it

>>180569857
Lestashaquag Smith-o-tron von maczzoom

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>tfw fell for the romance meme and want DLC for a 7/10 game as a result

The femtur was a mistake. A loving, devoted, affectionate, mistake that's nice to hang out with.

>>180570143
Which pride flag is that even supposed to be? Which one has those four colours, is it some cursed mogai thing? Or is it just a generalized pride month cash in?

>>180569857
Bibaculus

>>180569857
Low Ryder

>>180569857
Sara

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>>180570143
>disguising your advertisement as progressive crap so people will willingly advertise for free

Nice.

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>>180570143
>piss off their gay fans with the release of Andromeda, forgetting they are a big part of their most loyal fanbase
>now trying to lure them back with jaal and some halfassed "pride" designs

>>180571130
It's working.

>>180569857
Adolf or Rainbow-Starshine

>>180570143
HA HA!

>>180571130
>a big part
they really really aren't. they're just loud.

What happened to that writefag with the quarian story?

>>180570160
GENDER FLUIDITY AYYLIENS

>>180569857
Hans

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Where were you when Jaal was bi?

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>>180569423

>>180572915
I was busy herding angara towards the gas chambers

It's nice to be alone sometimes. So quiet and comfy in here. Like a forest in winter.

what are some essential mods for ME3? about to start my first and probably only run (want to play Andromeda next up)

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>>180575559
you're not alone anon
i'm always with you

>>180574880
You're doing good. All the hard work will pay off in the end.

>>180575607
i'd say expanded galaxy mod, bonus power packs and an ending mod

>>180575663
Thanks Hitler, I knew I could count on you.

>>180572915
You mean raped into submission by Scooter

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>>180576005

>>180576672
>implying angara aren't submissive after pouring out baby butter

>>180577060
Gross. I don't wanna hear about anyone's baby batter.

>>180578000
You're going to take in Jaal's SEED and you're going to love it!

>>180578292
I did romance him with Asian Sara.

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>>180502105

Latexfu SOON!

>>180569857
Emmett

What am I still doing here? I haven't posted in days and completely lost interest in this series.
Not even opening this message does the trick any more.

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>>180579147

I NEED latex waifus with enhanced tits!

>>180575607
ALOT for ME3 for upgraded graphic, you can try JAM for an ending without the starchild but since you play it for the first time you maybe want to witness this fuck up by the writers.

>>180575864
>expanded galaxy mod
severly overated, just adds more tedious point and click shit to the campaign map

>>180576765
You never disappoint me, Hitler.

>>180581028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg
i hear you

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>>180581028
sometimes i come back hoping to see some multiplayer discussion going on but it's always xeno fucking over more xeno fucking

>>180582679
playing mea mp

>>180581028
WG?

It's so sad to see /meg/ die after this time of relatively high activity.

>>180584119
Y-yes, it's me. I just lost all interest in Mass Effect, it's not so much Andromeda being shit, it's just that the setting feels worn out for me. Not even the waifus can keep me here any more, I just don't know. I just have the /meg/ tab open at all times but hardly check what's going on any more.

>>180538645
This is some good shit so far. I'm liking the slow boil of affection. The build up is always the best, and most people plow through it too fast. Keep it up, I want more.

>>180584420
Its kind of tragic being here before march watching activity skyrocket and then crashing even lower than before

Ashley's holes will never be the same again.
>https://i.imgur.com/7ZIdz8u.jpg

>>180588501
Uhm, Ashley is NOT for filthy aliens!

>>180589204

Ashley is for everyone! She wears a buttplug just to make sure her butt is ready for deep dickings!

>>180579147
What will latexfu be doing, anon?

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>>180591092

If we're talking about CosAnon, she's a Miranda suit coming in.
Gon b good, man.

She's got pink hair, now, though, so I'm wondering if she's going to wear a wig or just go with the pink. Which I'm fine with.

>>180584420
Where will we go, when /meg/ finally shrivels up and dies?
We've lost so many.
Shellshock
Reginaprimata
Iceman
Doc
Courier
Thatotherguy
Drawfag
Brioche
eddrf
Even gelding fag just to name a few.

How can we go on?

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>>180591571
>Crystal cosplaying as Miranda
Life got just that much better.

>>180591947
Someday /meg/ will be back even better than it was before. Someday Mass Effect will be given the treatment it deserves. Someday.

>>180592459
They'll hire Chris Avellone, George Ziets and Brian Mitsoda to write the next one?

>>180592672
>Chris Avellone

no.

>>180592746
Ha, you are funny.

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>>180584420
Hello darkness my old friend

>>180593119
Avellone is unironically a hack, his comments on FNV and writing in the last DLC proved that to me.

>>180592459
>even better
Don't delude yourself, /meg/ was never good to begin with.

>>180594785
OK, bro

>>180595765
t. Chris

>>180593731
How does it feel to be /meg/'s last namefag?

Please don't go.

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So they can make Jaal take some dick but Cora can't bump vag? Ridiculous

>>180596172

Cora's butt is for dicks ONLY!

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>>180595985

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>>180596048
Honestly it feels pretty bad. But I will attempt to keep these threads alive with the other desperate souls so people can write more fics

The cycle will continue, more namefags will rise from the ashes, or these threads will die

For some reason I'm not at all tired of the setting, if anything I'm falling more for it


ALSO, sorry I didn't post this sooner but I've been busy with work, but there was a rocket launch stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8mLi-rRTh8

Launch is at 16 min

>>180596290
This is an injustice!

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>>180590119

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tfw no game where you play a solo infiltrator set during the first contact war

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>>180598131
He posted it twice in the same thread, the absolute madman!!

>>180598245
threads dead what else am i going to post

>>180596552
Thanks for the stream link!

>>180598345
Ashley sfm

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>>180598131
>mfw no game where you play as commander jones to save the galaxy from reptilian reapers

>>180598626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=110QdTEtiNY

>>180598626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzNeg9D-EZ4

>>180598345
Waifus, like every ded general

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>>180598672
>>180598793
you, you understand

>ywn sneak aboard a turian dreadnought to place a thermonuclear device at the main reactor
>ywn sneak around their vents as they remain non the wiser to the bomb planted at the generator
>ywn end the mission in a crescendo as you are discoverd and have to hold off the enemies while pequod comes to evacs you
>ywn gaze back as the ship is torn in to from the reactor melting down

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>>180599214
I'd play it

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>>180599214
>thermonuclear device at the thermonuclear fusion reactor

>>180599318
i wonder how well model switching between unreal and the fox engine would go

>>180599214
sad

>>180599437
Knowing Bioware as of late, not very well

>>180599435
big boom next to small boom make biggest boom

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>>180598131

Absolutely.
>you get to choose loadout before going out
>tonnes of gadgets, including but not limited to, frags, flashbangs, anti-personnel mines, electronic bypass devices, drones, noise makers, and tranquilizer pistols
>tonnes of weapons attachments
>customizable prosthetic hand

>>180599214
>>180599318
>>180599494
>>180599876
>ywn be the most feared sight for a turian. the spirit of humanity thirst for vengeance
>ywn be nothing but a ghost talked about by the other species. fearful of being the next casualty

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>>180599876

It's also have all of the necessary details.

do you think big boss would be a good specter

>>180600283
Of course

Until he realizes he is being used

then everything goes to shit

>>180600446
tfw he kidnaps other specters to form there own country

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>>180600446
>Big Boss goes to war against Council Intelligence

oh fug

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So what's the odds of Bioware pulling some bullshit DA/ME crossover out of their asses in the future? Or even some shitty "subtle" hint like how Fallout 4 had nirnroot in it?

>>180600568
There already was. At the end when colonists are thanking you some of the messages are from Hawke and Anders

>>180600552
tfw the council makes clones of big boss to make more snakes

>>180600694
I counted that more as an excuse for poor jokes, like Anders' email

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>>180600876
Fair enough

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i just realized something.
krogen females would be all up on venom snakes dick for the amount of scars he has

>>180603294
oh my god whats wrong with her face

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damn, the full version of mass effect's ending song is so comfy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kQ7ENbzW0k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ygvv_Ae3dg

>ywn be lone Alliance soldier separated from your squad during the turian invasion of Shangxi in the First Contact War
>ywn walk through the war-torn and abandoned streets of the colony at night, with only the droning sound of the rain pattering against your helmet and armor to keep you company
>ywn have to slip in and out of the shadows and hide in the rubble of ruined homes and businesses to avoid detection from passing turian patrols
>ywn scour the city in hopes of being able to piece together what happened to your squad and your family
>ywn find yourself pushed to your absolute limit, with the rain acting as one last insult to your now crumbling resolve
>ywn find a moment of peace in a quiet backalley, the tall, dark buildings densely packed together reminding you of the sprawling urban areas back on Earth
>ywn collapse to your knees in exhaustion, head hung low, and watch as the reflections of the red and blue neon shop signs dance in the puddle at your feet
>You've been on the run for a week now, you're not sure how much longer you can keep pushing forward
>The rain feels much colder and heavier than before
>ywn turn your head to the sky and hope that the Alliance shows up soon to rain hell upon those bastards
>"One more night," you would tell yourself
>One more night.

>>180603427
Why is she so perfect, /meg/?

>>180604487
Because of her quarian hips

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>>180604487
human girls can't even come close

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>>180604487
>Cute
>Smart
>Masturbates to you
>a little clingy, but good if you like that

A lot of reasons

>>180605306
>Masturbates to you

Is that what her "nerve-stim pro" was for? And Liara just tells Shepard about it. What a bitch.

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>>180605306
>>180605674
>tfw no girl will ever masturbate while thinking about you

Why are we still here, suffer, ect

>>180605674

That was the yahg SB's terminal. Liara doesn't tell any squadmate about anything found on the terminal, unless there's an incidence I'm forgetting.

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do you think turians would be fooled by the old hide in a cardboard box

>>180607154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwPlZWBsbts

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>>180603427
>>180604487
>>180604853
>>180604894
>>180605306
>>180606739

Do I get the b undle on steam? Is it a fun play through

>>180608518
Don't. There are no DLCs in that bundle except for the special edition crap. They're literally selling half a game. not steam's fault though, it's EA's fault. The DLC have never (read: never) been on any kind of sale. you still pay full price for them.
Besides: Don't give EA any kind of money whatsoever.

>>180608259
delet this

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>>180608259
>>180608703

>>180607647
>"He does know cardboard doesn't stop our scanners, right?"
>"Just let him have his fun."

>>180608807
I've never seen anyone use any kind of scanners

>>180608807
>>180609001
this conversation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3B4hA7WXfQ

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>>180608259
Original for reference. Should have changed 2000A.D. to 2186A.D.
night /meg/

>>180609205
Goodnight, WG.

>>180609205
>>180608259

'night WG, well done.

>>180609075
I wouldn't know, never played any Metal Gear game

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>10

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>>180612197
>ywn explore the stars

>ywn dress up as a crusader and chase around xenos with a claymore

> friend wants to get into astronomy and physics and shit because of mass effect
I mean...okay
This is after he tried to join the military, too

>>180612668
They have blood dragon armor, you could use the claymore shotgun

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>>180612727
I know several physics majors, they are all insane, great guys but they are all abusers of all sorts

>>180612727
If he actually goes for it, good for him then.

>>180612727
Sounds like a solid plan to waste your money.

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>ywn cuddle Vetra

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Jack

>>180614652
Yes!

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I haven't posted Jaal in awhile

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>>180614731
Here ya go!

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>>180615749

>>180616007
Is there supposed to be something in the center?
Space is tres pretty

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>>180615965

> tfw doing a new run all the way through all three games since I got three a while back and haven't played it yet
> dunno who to romance
I kinda wanna go with liara since she's in all three games but I dunno

Help me decide /meg/

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>>180616430
A dead star

>>180616782
Ashley in ME1
Tali in 2 and 3

>>180616782
This sounds pretty good: >>180616957

>>180616957
Ashley is for nuking on Virmire ONLY!

Kaiden is a whiny baby.

>>180617156
I got as far as I could with her, before she sacrificed herself on Virmire. Then I went with Tali.

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>>180616508
Jack is for retiring with on earth after the Reaper War!

Jack is for living a long, successful life with, where you spend your retirement being a major advocate for the rehabilitation and counseling of gang kids while she is busy being the best Biotic teacher at Grissom!

Jack is for going camping and hiking with because you are both free spirits and crave adventure in the beautiful countryside!

I wish there was an evil waifu.

>>180617420
I did the same desu. I couldn't stand her the first time in ME2.

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>>180617352
Fuck you Kaiden is a badass and a bro.

>>180616804
Aww how sad.

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Im off for now, keep her steady.

>>180617629
The only true bro is Wrex. He doesn't sit there and whine about "my childhood" all day.

>>180617563
Not flat out evil, but Miranda and Jack weren't the best people around.

>>180617671
Also before I leave proper, just remember, every time a star dies and doesn't collapse in on itself, it forms a nebula, which has all the elements that were created in its death throes for new stars, planets, and even life.

>>180617746
'nite Curiosity. May you be blessed with waifu dreams.

>>180617836
Jack is a bit edgy and Miranda is an ice queen.

>>180617671
Dont be sad anon, from the dust of that exploding star, another star shall form in a million years.

And so this cycle shall continue for eternity. Life from Death, Death from Life.

>>180617792
He didnt whine about his time on Jump Zero.He just told you that it was crummy, but that it also helped humanize aliens for him. Hell, the only reason he talks about it is because Shepard keeps pestering him/steering the conversation towards it.

>>180618045
I'm just baiting. Aferall, we all know that the true bro is Garrus anyways.

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>>180618136
Alright, I'll agree Garrus is more bro than Kaiden. Kaiden is a close second in my book, but Garrus stuck with you through all three games. Not to mention the banter between you two.

He's also the best romance for femshep.

>>180617746
Goodnight Curiosity.

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>>180616957
patrician

http://orig04.deviantart.net/b2c0/f/2017/171/c/e/tali_by_asshatmcgee-dbdedye.jpg

>>180618292
Absolutely correct, anon.

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Stop dying.

You can't make me.

Man, /meg/ is extra dead tonight.

>>180625398
It's late Friday night. people are tired.

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Only six months to go

>>180625693
Hopefully it will pick up this weekend.