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Wreckage edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
https://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
https://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>Femtur Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/MEdWcTu9

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
https://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.08 has dropped [but for some reason combat balance changes aren't applying to SP despite what the notes say]
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/06/06/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-08-notes/
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/06/07/patch-1-08-combat-balance-updates/

Previous bread:
>>179780605

Remember to stay vigilant and report BT posters.
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Time to colonize
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>>179985591
>>179986541

YES PLEASE.
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>>179980548

Ashley, Miranda and Eva. All of them in lewd suits of varying materials.
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This is a patrician taste waifu and husbando thread ONLY now.
MEA fags need not apply.
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Jaal?
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Jack?
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>>179988565
YES
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>>179985591
what's withe the goblin?
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>>179988836
Don't bully Garrus. He took a rocket in the face.
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Goddamn, son.
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You boys ready for Age of Empires Remastered?
>https://youtu.be/JyPlECHiXcM
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>>179993475
I was expecting something new. Age of Empires is very good, but I can't say I'm thrilled about this trend to sell remastered games rather than innovate by making new ones.
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best romance
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>>179993926

True. I think it's better than nothing, though.
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K-kawaii?
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Hi /meg/
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deader that Mordin
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>>179997898

Hey! Great pic.
>tfw you'll never feel Eva's soft body
>tfw EDI will never use her infiltration body to its fullest extent
>tfw you'll never see her subtly expand her bust (like in T3), thighs and butt to lure a guard away from his post
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>>179998363
>ywn be the guard
>she will never suffocate you to death with her giant thighs
I love EDI
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>>179998993
>guarding the entrance your Blue Suns CO told you about
>help an attractive woman with an insanely tight suit find her way
>see the darkness approaching from the edges of your eyesight as she squeezes you into her breasts
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Which is more plastic?
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>>179999514
>reach between her legs
>get electrocuted by her tacticool vagina
>fall down
>she smothers you with her bust to silence the moans of pain
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>>179999701

Assuming EDI has artificial muscles made of electro-active polymers, and soft, imitation skin, I would guess EDI.
Now, if you compared Ashley's tits with EDI, clearly Ashley's incredible implants.
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Miri's butt is kind of flat and saggy from some angles, it looks like she needs new implants
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>>179999773
>see her drop something as she walks ahead of you
>bend down to grab it
>face to face with her butt as she forces you between her cheeks, unable to breathe

You didn't use her to her fullest extent, BIOWARE!
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>>180000253

The reduced her curves, apparently.
That mod also some of the details that add depth.
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>>180000294
>hottest girl in the series
>didn't even get a one night stand with her
Truly a wasted opportunity
>>180000507
Modest butt is fine too
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>>180001039

Oh, yeah, I love Jack's cute butt, too.
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>>180001162
>no pantsu
Lewd girl
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>>180001498

Either that, or an exceedingly small thong.
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>>180001842
ME2 Jack was probably going commando, but she might start wearing sexy underwear for the sake of Shepard
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Reminder that the Nyx family is made for cuddling
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>>180002872
Cucking Vetra with Sid?
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>>180002872
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Best romance
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>>180002872
>ywn shoot femturs in the face with a shotgun at an incredibly close range
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>>180003278
it is a sad feel
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>>180003220
She's more than her body, you know
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nice general
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>>180003543
She invites you to admire her body, refusing to enjoy it would be impolite
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>this general
it's like i went back in time
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>>180004756
She also wouldn't mind if you respected her as a person
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>>180005013
Why not both?
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>>180004858
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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I like Cora
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Yo /meg/ it's time for waifugrass again!

We're playing /rsg/ just after /hanny/ vs /ffg/, this is the last match of the group stage and it's an indirect race with /ffg/ for the last spot to the knockouts

/rsg/'s medal defense is such a bitch holy shit

Links here:
https://pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR
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>>180005691
So do I
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>>180005691

Cora is cute, with a great body dressed in a fantastic suit.
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>>180005527
i dont know yet
on one hand i can post my hundreds of Jack pics but on the other I've been here long enough to see this place at it's ugliest
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>>180005527
Not that anon, but considering the state of the franchise right now I'd definitely say it's a good thing.
Needs more Liara though
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>>180006275
Liara is fine on her own or with sheploo
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>>180005783
Her armor is great, it looks more detailed than Suvi's face
>the way the boob support digs into her flesh and makes her bosom stand out even more
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>>180002872
>ywn get an incredibly strong and tight embrace from an excited Vetra after asking her to marry you and her saying yes
>she's stronger and heavier relative to you than she knows so it's pretty painful but you're so overjoyed that you ride it out
>your back comes within inches of breaking but she comes to her senses and puts you down before then
>only after the hug is over do you also realize she also picked you up in her excitement
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>>180005742
How good are the odds coach?

Can we do it?
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>>180006275
I don't have strong feelings about Liara but it seems like a waste of time to romance her when there are better waifus around
>>180006842
Nice
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>>180006994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xc0EzLc7NZg
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>>180006994
>tfw you will never have a gf that is taller than you
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>>180006275
Most of the /meg/ threads I've visited since ME:A have been full of Jaal worship and Jaal shitposting, I'm surprised that this thread is full of classic waifus.
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>FUCK FIRST CONTACT LET'S SHOOT THEM
>[angrily sprays bullets into a dead corpse]

Does this guy get to die in a Kaiden/Ashley like moment?
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>tfw haven't touched the game in a month
Stopped right before the citadel party and after Tali's mission.
Someone convice me to finish the series please.
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>>180007293
Really? I always thought Vetra dominated these threads
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krogan grandad is my VGL waifu
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>>180007413
Stop this slander, Vetra's domination is for BroRyder ONLY.
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>>180007391
you need to send him into the vents at the last mission
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>>180007413
Well yeah, but Vetra posters seem like regular autistic waifufags so they kind of fit in, while Jaal posters come across BTW I'M A GURRL xD types.
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why are we still here
just to suffer
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>>180007057
For the match itself, it'll be really hard, /rsg/ has a tough as nail defense and not a shabby offense

On the great scheme of things, /hanny/ took /ffg/ with them so we're though already, that means we'll have a guarantee rep on /vg/ no matter what

So here's preliminary poll to trim down the possibilities, the poll will continue next week during the KO

https://pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR
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spikey with the goooooooooaaaaaaal
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>>180007101
>better waifus
I have done extensive research on this subject and have to respectfully disagree. But I don't want to start waifu wars. I get absolutely mad when that one Liarautist posts.
Jack is a veery close runner up waifu though

And all hail Spiky GF for the GOOOLL
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>talking about top waifus
>don't post the only waifu who's path is objectively well written and adds to the story
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>>180008073
I agree, overzealous fans are one of the reasons why it's hard to take her seriously. She's a nice enough girl if you ignore them and Mac's favorism I suppose
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>>180008403
How does it add to the story?
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>KL'ing the stream HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>KL:ed even in 4chancup
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KLed ONCE AGAIN REEEEEEEE
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muh tummyfu saves the day!
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PEEEPOOOOOOO
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ITS HAPPENING
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Spiky + Peepoo best combo
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Peepoo is on a roll!!!
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SPIKY GF
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SPIKY GOALS
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wew, that was a good game.
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Great job manager!
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you guys better win this shit when we inevitably get out
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Based Manager.
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And once again thank you based manager. Also that music in the end made me want to play me2 again, ffs
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Well that went way better then I expected, but then again it's the daily life of managing: you test against something to find yourself facing something unexpected during matchday, at which point you just pray it works.

Thanks for your support everyone! Round of 16 match will be in a week, Saturday 24 at around 17:30 UTC.
I'll repost in on sunday/monday morning once the opponent will be know.

Also reposting the rep poll: https://pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR
The idea is to narrow it down to the 4 or 5 most popular before proceeding further

>>180009392
It had to happen :^)

>>180010491
Don't sell yourself too short fampai and don't fall for the +2 meme
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>tfw I've missed all the games spiky gf made goals
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Ash
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>missed the game again

what was the final result and who scored?

>>180010395
>LOOK AT MY BALLS, LOOK AT THEM.jpg
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>>180016051
Nomen est omen
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>>180016051

She is cute!
>that delicious red suit squeezing her entire body
Oh, YES!
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>>180016183
4-1, Spiky GF and Peepoo each got 2
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>>180016297
>missed a rout
W-well I'm happy for everyone who watched it...
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>>179988457
Sure
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>>180002872
with the gas oven, yes.
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>>180016428
Don't miss the first rep poll for the /vg/ team though
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>>180017004
I thought only angara were given that privilege.
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>>180017487
Those go into the meat grinder at a young age. Angara make for more tender meat.
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>>180002872
YES.
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I don't like Jaal
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>>180017256
I voted. there are 6 Turians in it, what the hell? that's 6 too many.
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>>180017598
Naw man.

testing something
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>>180017730
Me neither. Everyone in Andromeda is shit.

Andromeda itself is shit.

Why couldnt it be truly alien. The whole time it feels like you're in the milky way's boondocks. But, the boring boondocks.
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MEA fags are total cancer. proove me wrong.
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>Hmmm, should we spend whatever money we have left to salvage the game?
>Nah, let's just pay-off funhaus to try and stir up whatever interest we can

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piq9KZdeZmM
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>>180017867
You didn't like anyone? Not even a random npc?
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>>180017804
I hope Archangel will make it should /meg/ return in the VGL9

>>180017867
We all know why that is: Angarans were designed with romance in mind, just like the Drells

The more exotic races are exotic because they weren't originally designed for romance
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>>180018148
>Angarans were designed with romance in mind
I watched this thing's romance on youtube earlier today and it was fucking terrible, same with Jaal. At least the asari are hot
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>>180018407
>Asari are hot
Peepoo and all the ugly sameface
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>>180018148
Yeah, but the angara are stupid looking. The Drell were kind of cool. Frog/Fish/Lizard people.

The Angara design is just clashes with itself, and is generally retarded.

Fuck, I'd be content if they went full meme and took a stereotypical alien and made them the Angara. Some fuzzy, cat-like people, or tengu-bird aliens, or just take a fucking bear and have it stand on its hind legs and call 'im an alien.

And honestly, the game doesnt have a big scope. It just feels like you're in one solar system doing chores for these lazy, incompetent and cowardly aliens while murdering ugly ass Ferraro Roche looking cocks. Pic relate.

Which is another thing, if the Angara were designed to be romance bait, they did an awful job at it as >>180018407 says.
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>>180009805
No seriously, literally the worst part of Peebee is her coon mask.
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>>180018705
The sameface isn't that bad, it's uglier than anything in the original trilogy but at least it's not angara-tier
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>>180018741
Removing the paint makes her look much better, but her eyebrows also become even more jarring
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>>180019487
There's something seriously wrong with her mouth.
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>>180019232
At least angara are more alien, asari are just blue humans.

>>180019487
Her mouth area is all wrong.
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>>180019487
how can you fuck up asari so bad
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>>180018727
I was mainly addressing the exotic bit, Drells are well executed but I find them dull, Angaras are dull too,and nowhere near as well-rounded

And those stupid broken leg ffs, what's that all about?
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>>180019753
picture related, right?
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>>180019487
I want to download that mod, but Fuck Nexus Mods.
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>>180020479
Why
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>>180020919
Tevos a best
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you work on bioware and they had asked you to make a story for the vorchas , and none of the sjw working in there can tell you shit , what do you do?
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>>180021431

GAY FUCKIN' VORCHA
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>>180021431
Shisk pls go.
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>>180021553
BI VORCHA
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>>180022154
>>180021553
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>>180022284
I wanna kiss a vorcha. What's wrong with that?
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>>180022574
Everything, sicko.
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>>180023016
You're not enlightened enough for the vorcha kisses.
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>>180021431
Give them their own story as a significant fraction of the terminus systems' forces in the terminus/council war
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>>180023184
you mean "degenerate enough"
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>>180023620
No such thing here.
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>>180021431
Vorcha are literally just canon fodder for Shepard and to stupid to make interesting characters w/o breaking the established lore.
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>>180021431
it always annoyed me how savage and ferocious they designed them, with sharp teeth and claws and everything just to have them attack you with guns like any old regular jackoff merc or geth
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>>180024329
true, but atleast they were melee users in multiplayer
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>>180024329
Part of what makes them so fun in mp is their leaping heavy melee, and they have the best cover grab, four savage claw slashes to the neck and torso.
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>Let's get the females
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This is just a reminder that the Fury was the best girl in MP, because Annihilation Field used to be cool.
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>>180025149
?
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>>180025149
The females belong to me.
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More T-posing. Also it's funny that this asari is basically Lexi
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would you?
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>>180029163
God I'm jealous. I want T-posing so much
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>>180029163
>Dr. Baumgarten
>botanist
>Baumgarten is german for tree garden

not sure if this is clever or just stupid
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>>180030949
I would you
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>>180011759
Manager-kun, is there a recorded video somewhere? I missed it.
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>>180030949
I would politely tell her that femshep is a garbage myth concocted by retards
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>>180031097
> be named Baumgarten
> tree garden
> jump from the edge of space instead of becoming botanist with punny name

missed opportunity here, Felix
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>>180029163
>all Asari look like soulless mannequins

What was Bioware's pathetic excuse for this again? A lack of animators doesn't excuse the complete non-canon representation of Asari in this game.

>tfw writing an angsty Kai Leng email to BW
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>>180032897
>you'll never be her loyal subject
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It's over
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>>180035723
what makes you say that anon
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>ywn be a human liason aboard a turian warship
>ywn have to take three showers a day due to sweating buckets in the high temperatures
>ywn sleep in the walk-in freezer because it reminds you of home
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>>180030949
would smash while closing my eyes and imagining femsheps beautiful jawline
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>>180030949
Is the photoshop included?
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>>180039731
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>>180031097
it'd actually go through as a normal name here, I've seen way worse "German" names concipated by non-German speakers.
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>>180039731
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>>180039731
Well, time to Evacuate Thessia
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>>180032897
Probably the same excuse that they used to justify not having light skin in the CC on release - too hard.
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Not even the guy who incessantly shitposts femshep, but she is legit attractive.

Women can have strong facial features. You dorks just exaggerate it and make it out like she has a square mug of a fat middle-aged irish man.
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>driving the mako on luna with Earth in the background
COMFY!
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>>180044685
wasn't the earth pic mirrored or was that somewhere else?
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>>180044685
I feel like I'm the odd one out, but I legit enjoy the Mako and the exploration in ME1.

Mah fakkas think it's boring and frustrating, but they're plebs who dont enjoy the atmospheric comfiness of it all.

It's great and I won't hear any different.
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>>180045110
that really isn't a special thing at all
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mordin is the best singer of mass effect , prove me wrong
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>>180046264
I think Ryder would be a good singer
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>>180046264
Real Challenge: Find a singer worse than Tali.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGnbEtube-g

This is actually a deal breaker and why I havent romanced Tali as often as other romances.
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will they ever fix 1.08 so the combat balance changes apply to SP like the notes said they were supposed to? I want my non-useless automatics.
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>Go three places
>Grab / scan three things
>End quest, OR go to final place, grab final thing then end quest
>Repeat 20+ times
I forgot how fucking awful sidequests in this game were
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>>180044281
Is she holding a Reegar Combine? Is that a Katana in Sheploo's hands?
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>>180049781
"Ryder, I need exactly two additional [RELEVANT PLOT ITEMS] to advance the quest to the next stage."
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>>180049949
"Ryder, I've located an enemy signal, but I need you to redeem three non-transferrable SINGAL BUX™ before I can triangulate a position." - like 15 different quests
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>>180031606
https://www.smashcast.tv/4CCVGL

It's the Day 5 one, 4th match
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>>180052267
Thanks a lot, mate.
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>>180052035
Why is Liara a trap?
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>>180052659
not really a trap when it's common knowledge that all asari have MTs
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Don't die. I command it.
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>>180055070
Maximum comfy
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>>180055725
Is that Jupiter
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Commanding officer is ashore. XO Peebee has the deck.
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>>180056659
Get out
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>>180056079
Yup
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http://orig01.deviantart.net/7666/f/2017/167/2/8/tali__bound_and_ready_by_swampything-dbcxo88.png
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>>180059125
>Tali
>Purple

When will this meme end?
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>>180060012
>posting purple tali pictures collage
>whining about purple quarians
???
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>>180060012
>canon is meme
(You)
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>>180060147
>Those
>Purple

Its grey/white

Its the lighting in the last two

>>180060267
>Canon
wot?
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Mass Effect 1 Liara is best liara
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>>180060390
It's silver-blue-purple. Are you colorblind?
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>>180060390
>>180060267
>>180060147
>>180060012
>>180060483

>This again

It really is old /meg/
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>>180060483
This is grey Anon.
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>>180060390
The third one's purple, you-
>Canon
>wot?
I'm sorry, you actually are retarded.
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>>180060909
This is fucking purple.
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I always assumed that Quarians where pale/grey with glowing eyes(that's why you see their eyes through the helmet), with short or buzzed hair.
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>>180061016
Just ignore him, he'll eventually post a picture he made in MS Paint where he extracted the color, and it's still obviously purple, and he'll continue to argue that it's grey. It's not worth your effort.
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>>180061179
This entire stupid fucking argument/pathetic attempt at shitposting would be solved in 2 seconds if they actually bothered to model in or put in any actual effort in a face reveal.

You always knew they looked vaguely human with glowing eyes, and they probably have loads of cybernetics.

>>180061365
You mean this one?
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They should have never shown her face
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To detract from the shitposting:

What do you think of a Salarian character I thought up? Middle aged(twenty years old or so), but still directionless. Where his brood mates have already been in their respective fields for years, he joined up with C-Sec for a few years because hey, what else is he gunna do? He hated the job, but he liked the guns. That was his life calling, he realized: guns. So, he got his degree in ballistics and weapon systems. He eventually found work as a quartermaster for various gangs. Now, he works as a bounty hunter, using his specialized and customized weapons to track people down.

Or is that dumb and should I an hero for being dumb?
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>>180061829
This, honestly. The face reveal added nothing to the character and was simply Bioware pandering to fans in the worse way.

Also, hi Curiosity(?)
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>>180062331
I like it!

Or if he stayed a weapons dealer and has to deal with the authorities tracking him down and he has to fight/be on the run, maybe even rival dealers or merc bands want to capture him to make weapons for them/kill him because he cuts into their business.

That's just me tossing out ideas though. If you are writing a story please run with what you think would be the best.

>>180063093
Hi!

Also it seems that every time Bioware tries to pander it just blows up in their face or is terrible.

Personally, I've come to accept the canon appearance despite the shit execution. I do wish it was a *bit* more alien and it didn't have long, beautiful flowing hair but what can you do?
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>>180063456
Thanks dude. Im the guy writing that one fic about the group chasing down an elcor.

I put it on the back burner because my existential dread set in and I didnt feel like doing anything. But I'm going to try to distract myself from my life by making stories about other people who are infinitely more interesting than me.

I have half of the outline done, the whole story figured out and most of the characters down pact. Any tips on fleshing out the Elcor? I was basically going to make him a space-elephant version of Aku from Samurai Jack(He has his own goal: To put himself in the most comfortable and profitable position for himself. But, since he has people trying to stop him, he'll humor himself by being a massive cunt to them.)

Gib ideas for lazy write fag plz.
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>>180064032
>But I'm going to try to distract myself from my life by making stories about other people who are infinitely more interesting than me.

Funny, I do the same thing buy read stories about other people who are infinitely more interesting than me. And I love the idea with the Elcor. You have something good, please keep at it. I can help with specifics but I'm absolute shit at writing I tried writing a fic 2 years ago set after ME3 from the POV of an Alliance Infantryman on Earth but I scrapped it anything besides daily progress/technical reports.That being said I have to go to bed so if you post anything I'll take a look at it tomorrow.
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Was out for a week or more, what's happening? Any patches cracked? Any proper DLC teasers? Was Kotaku right all along? Jaal still bi, Suvi still not?
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Whatcha playin', /meg/?
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>>180065495
Titanfall 2, while it's free.
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>>180065468
>What's happening?
Nothing.
>Any patches cracked?
Nope.
>Any proper DLC teasers?
Not really. Everyone in bw went full "we can't talk about future content".
>Was Kotaku right all along?
Kind of. But, they overdid it and the author of the kotakubait wrote a clarification letter on leddit.
>Jaal still bi, Suvi still not?
Yep.
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>>180065468
>Don't think so. I bought the game, so I don't follow that.
>If we don't hear anything by June 27th, then you can start to worry.
>About Montreal's downsizing, and Mass Effect taking a break, yes. Everything else is their speculation.
>Still bi.
>Still can't romance Suvi as a dude.
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>>180065468
No DLC teasers, sounds like Kotaku was actually telling the truth this time around. Jaal is still bi, but trust me, anon - they're never going to make Suvi bi too, because she's gay and it's only okay when they do it.
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I saw a post where someone said they're kinda sad they couldn't straight romance Gil. That was weird. Like who the hell wants to romance Gil?
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>>180065783
>>180065972
Thank you for your time, fellas. Here's some glowing old crotch for you.
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>>180066145
Jill, apparently.
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>>180066145
Imagine a fight scene with Jill where you wrestle her in the mud of Eos lake and than drown her there so her body keeps floating in the water till the end of the game.
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>>180066285
Why would I want to drown her? She seems like an okay person. I wouldn't mind wrestling in the mud with her, though.
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>>180066285
I've got a cleaner solution
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>>180066816
About time you listened to me, Commander!
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>>180067023
I would love to hear Javik's opinions on the MEA squadmates
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>>180066162
I miss the Moshae poster..
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Late night writefag reporting (at least it's late where I am). Commencing life support.

>What even is "sradis"?

>Staring at a hologram of a slab of meat adorned with strange plant matter, you mentally kick yourself for not reading up on turian cuisine earlier
>It's already 2030. The 30 minute warning alarm sounds. Panic starts to rise in your chest.
>You frantically read through the cookbook, trying to find a fast meal that looked appetizing. You could only taste with your eyes, lest you choke to death on your own tongue.
>You settle on what seems to be a garden salad with bits of meat sprinkled on top.
>You begin to reach for various ingredients, throwing some into a hot pan and some onto the cutting board and discarding the trash.
>Only after getting a lungful of smoke you realize you placed a handful of vegetables into the frying pan. It takes all of your restraint to keep you from slamming your face into the stone countertop.

>The meat was nowhere to be found.

>With the vegetables royally fucked and the protein MIA, you declare a state of emergency.
>You clumsily dial the number to a nearby restaurant and place an order.
>Immediately after hanging up, pots and pans clatter against each other with extreme force as you try to destroy the evidence.
>While putting the utensils away, you a chunk of meat at the bottom of the sink.

>The apartment echoes with the distinct sound of a skull's impact against stone.

>The clock reads 2100.
>There's a knock on the door. You hold your breath.

>The exterior camera reveals an empty hallway. Only after panning downwards does it display a volus clutching a bag.
>With a silent prayer you open the door and snatch the goods, leaving the man a hefty tip.
>You empty the bag's contents onto a clean plate, all the while shaking as if you were in the middle of an earthquake.
>Another knock echoes through the room. It's 2102.
>You feel the contents of your chest sink down to your stomach.
(1/2)
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>>180068501
This better not be more femtur stuff
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(2/2)

>Still trembling, you open the door to be greeted by a smile that could outshine a star.
>You wonder how a species with a plated face is capable of producing such a wonderful smile.
>With your invitation, she steps in with the door closing behind her.

>You spend the next morning cleaning burnt sradis off of your pans.
>As you vigorously scrub, letting the annoying suds into your gloves and wet your hands, you can't help but smile.

>Thank God for Antonius's.
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>>180068813
>>180068501
Was this just one big elaborate ad for Antonius' Turian Cuisine Bar and Grill, now with delivery and take out?
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>>180068784
Did you just say more femtur stuff?
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>>180068501
>>180068813
2 cute anon. Greentexts like these always make night /meg/ comfy.
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>>180060417
Agreed.
I´m kinda surprised how she changed between ME and ME2. In just two years she evolved from a somewhat nerdy scientist to a top spy/information broker and powerful biotic.
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I hope the next game or DLC lets you buy cybernetics for your character. Those are commonplace in the MEU. I want muh super strength.
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>>180065495
ME2 on Insanity mode
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>>180065495
Crusader Kings 2, raping England by the vikings.
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>>180065495
Injustice 2, mostly as Brainiac.

Wanted to start a second MEA playthrough but am currently refusing to do so until patch 1.08's combat balance changes get applied to SP.
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>>180069524
What about this mod? http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/312/
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>>180068914
Ya got me. And it looks like they got you too.

>>180069065
Thanks fampai. Just doing my part.
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>>180069608
Huh. Does that apply to the weapons wielded by squadmates too? Like does Drack's hammer also get its damage nearly doubled?
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>>180065495
Fallout: New Vegas for the 40th time
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>>180069793
>40th time

Fuck, that's like 3,000-5,000 hours.
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>>180069734
No idea. Try to ask the author?
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>>180069890
slight exaggeration
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>>180069793
I like New Vegas too, but why?
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Reading some stuff in the game files, there are some notes about the characters for VAs. Here's a benefactor.
>A character in the Alec Ryder memory flashbacks. This is the Mysterious Benefactor -- the secret backer of the entire Andromeda Initiative who original hired Alec. She's a woman, though her face will remain hidden in this game and we'll only hear her voice.
>AgeRange 45
I'll post some stuff if there'll be anything interesting.
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>>180070205
i liked playing fallout but not 3 or 4
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>>180045110
it was ok, certainly less boring and frustrating than the exploration in andromeda
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>>180070310
I knew it. She had a woman's voice that she never attempted to hide despite clearly hiding her face, and the last time there was a mysterious character (Shadow Broker), they used their natural voice.
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>>180070310
Peepoo is 110 age range
Cora is 25
Vetra is 28
Jaal is 25 age range
Suvi is 34 (jesus fuck)
Kallo is 30 age range
Gil is 22
No info about the other crew members.

Alec is 50, and Ellen is 45

Kesh is 200, Kandros is 30, Myfaceistired is 35, Tann is 40
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>>180071090
What do their character descriptions say? Also how are you viewing this?

Jaal says he's 27 in-game btw.
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>>180071090
And for husbandofags, Evfra is 45, and Avi is 36
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>>180071232
Well, it's an age range, not the age. I suppose VAs don't need precise numbers.
>Also how are you viewing this?
Frosty Editor, game/vocharacters folder. Which description do you want to see? Some of them are massive.

>Tempest crew member: Kallo Jath is the co-pilot of the Tempest. Like a pilot in WWI, he's cheery in the face of danger, and by the book without being stuffy. Kallo's flown by the seat of his pants so many times they're getting threadbare, but he knows exactly how far to push a ship and no further. Kallo is the "head" of the Tempest while the tech officer Gil Brodie is the heart and hands, meaning the two have a blue collar-white collar clash, but overall, Kallo is definitely someone you'd trust with the keys to your starship.
>Speech Pattern: Typically salarian: quick-witted, rapid-fire but not comedically so.
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>>180052659
I-Is your pic a trap??
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>>180065495
Deus Ex: Mankind Divided. So far I'm really enjoying it but man it really pushes my graphics card. I'm assuming it's just a poorly optimized engine but still.
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Some Kadara shit

>The Charlatan
>Reyes Vidal
>Reyes Vidal presents himself to the player as a smuggler and contact of the Angaran Resistance, but he is secretly the Charlatan, one of the two major pirate lords vying for power in Kadara Port. He is charming and driven, but ultimately selfish and values himself above others.
>Speech Pattern: Casual, friendly with a flirty undertone.
>Accent: A very slight Chilean accent.
>Appearance: Han Solo handsome--rugged but put together.
>Character Archetype: Lovable rogue
>Age range: 29

>The Queen
>Sloane Kelly
>Sloane Kelly also known as the "Outcast Queen" is a "Robin Hood" figure who leads the Outcast Legion pirate faction by holding the spoils of war in one hand and a loaded gun in the other. A hardened survivor from the Nexus rebellion, she holds a deep personal grudge against the Andromedia Initiative--and, by association, the Pathfinder.
>Speech Pattern: Snappy, direct
>Accent: South African
>Appearance: Attractive but tough. Like Furiosa from Mad Max.
>Character Archetype: Pirate captain
>Age range: 32
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>>180071560
:^)
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>>180071431
>Which description do you want to see? Some of them are massive.

Drack, Vetra, and Tann would be nice.
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>>180071638
There's no way Sloane is only 32. Also Reyes is supposed to be Chilean? Sounds Castilian.
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>>180071697
Nothing on Vetra or Drack, unfortunately, but here's Tann.
>A salarian, Jarun Tann is Director of the overall Andromeda Initiative. He was not first in line for the job; the original director died in the chaos of hitting the Scourge, and Tann was somewhere down the line of succession. He doesn't garner the respect from the other leaders he thinks he deserves, so he can be quite political in trying to shore up his own power. He means well enough, but like all politicians, he's looking out for opportunities to take charge and be the true leader. He and Addison disagree frequently.
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>>180071813
Also Sid
>Sidera ("Sid") is Vetra's much younger sister, who grew up under Vetra's protection. Vetra has always refused to let Sid into her world of smugglers and mercenaries, hoping to give Sid a "normal life," but Sid is growing up and is starting to test her boundaries. Having learned a few tricks from watching Vetra, Sid has now chosen to venture into some dangerous territory, hoping to help the settlers in Heleus.
>Speech Pattern: Perky. Smartass.
>Age range: 17
Friendly reminder having lewd thoughts about Sid is illegal.
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Two more names of Jaal's "mothers" for jaalfags.
>Vaasana
>Feladyr
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>>180071090
>Gil is 22
Fucking impossible. He doesn't look a day under 30. That must makes his whole baby thing, and by extension Jill thing, much worse
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>>180072268
Jill is 29, by the way.
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>>180071947
>17

Finally that mystery is solved.
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>>180072268
>Gil is 22
>all that rude shit about Tann
>describing Sloane as Robin Hood ever
Who the fuck wrote this.
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>>180071090
>Kallo is old as fuck, Tann is already about to die of old age

Drack will probably still live longer than most salarians do in general
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>>180072313
Holy Shit. That's even worse. What the fcuk is going on
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>>180071090
Kandros seems waaaaaay too young to be the leader of the Initiative's military forces.
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>>180071090
>Cora and Gil are young
>Suvi's old.
>Kallo's gonna die in 10 years
What about Liam?
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>>180072268
>>180072313
/ss/ hentai between Gil and Jill when?
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I just went from believing Gil was probably the oldest amongst the human crew to him actually being the youngest along with Ryder
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>>180071267
I knew Evfra was old.
Can you post all the profiles please?
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>>180071090
>Cora
>25
How
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>>180071090
I'll take this with a grain if salt. Maybe if they confirm this on their twitter or whatever I'll believe. It could simply be concept data. This changes my view of certain characters in a negative way
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So angara have similar lifespans to human? Kind of boring
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>>180072419
No info about Vetra, Drack, Liam, Jaal, both Ryders and bio of Gil unfortunately.

>>180072507
I'll start with the crew then.

>Suvi Anwar is the Tempest's resident science officer. A brilliant physicist, she was recommended for the Pathfinder Initiative, and jumped at the chance to explore the wonders of a new galaxy. Initially attached to the NEXUS as part of the team responsible for the data collection and analysis of the conditions in the Heleus Cluster, Suvi campaigned to become part of the Pathfinder's scouting team, in order to expand her investigation of the cluster.
>Speech Pattern: Excitable, may occasionally talk to herself. Brain goes fast, mouth runs to keep up.

>Peebee
>Very young adult asari. Doesn't sit still, easily restless, wants to go where no one has gone, bored by asari culture. Mind works extremely fast, tends to think aloud, talks fast.

>Cora Harper
>Cora Harper is a human soldier who trained with mysterious asari commandos. Talented and smart, Harper is a consummate professional who finds herself always looking for a trusted mentor to give her guidance and a path in life. She was a close friend of the Player's father--as close as anyone got--and can give insight into him even after his passing. Harper is a woman of few words: in a pinch, she prefers to let a bit of deadpan humour or a well-placed shot do the talking.
>Speech Pattern: Professional, calm, occasionally deadpan.
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>>180072737
Family and stuff

>Ryder Sr
>Father of the player character. Tough, no nonsense ex-soldier-turned-Pathfinder. He's a commanding presence.

>SAM
>A computer voice that guides player throughout the entire game.
>Race: Human

>Ellen Ryder
>Ellen Ryder is the wife of Alec Ryder, the original human Pathfinder who dies in M1 (and mother of player characters, Scott and Say). Ellen met Alec when he was doing his N7 training on Earth. Ellen was a scientist involved in the early stages of human biotic research, delving into the use of implants as a way of harnessing biotic abilities. At the time, this was very primitive and often dangerous work. Alec and Ellen married, but he was then deployed to the First Contact War, leaving Ellen as something of a soldier's wife, moving around wherever Alec was posted. Next up was the Citadel, where Alec was ambassador and Ellen raised their two children, Scott and Sara for a number of years on the station. On the Citadel, Ellen found new horizons opening up in her field, with the galactic knowledge of biotics far in advance of the work she'd been doing on Earth.
(cont.)
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>>180072328
It says age range, not precise. In-game it can be worked out to 14-15 based on what Vetra says, and further confirms Vetra's age as being around 28.
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>>180072838
>But there was a dark side too. Ellen experienced the onset of a serious degenerative disease. Its root cause could be traced back to her early work on biotics on Earth, at a time when the danger of exposure to eezo was little understood. Because her illness was so rare, there was no known cure. The family moved back to Earth to care for her and Alec devoted himself to developing SAM as a way of curing her. Alec enlisted Ellen in the project, and together they leveraged her knowledge of implants, melding it with Alec's understanding of A.I. The project consumed Alec, and he became a distant and aloof figure to both his wife and children. Whereas Ellen tried to put on a brave face and remain a committed mother - she eventually ended up the de facto "single parent" in place of their mostly absent father. Despite her disease, she remained a loving and committed mother, caring deeply about her two children.

>Eventually, her condition worsened to the point where it was too late, death was inevitable. She was willing to accept this, but Alec was not. He loved her too much. Despite their sometimes rocky relationship they still felt passionate about each other, even to the very end.
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>>180072838
SAM is human hmmmm
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>>180071090
>Gil is 22 like Ryder
Fucking ruined. I loved that Gil seemed older than Ryder; it made Ryder hitting on him so much better
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>>180072672
He did say age range, not specific ages. This is data just to give VA's more specific info to help their work
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> the only nigger LI in the crew
> cheats on you
HOW I MISS THE OLD BIOWARE
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>>180072927
I hope so, but there's an implication there. Obviously if you want the VA to sound within a certain age range, then you have the idea that the character is of that age range
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>>180071813
More about Nexus team
>Colonial Director Foster Addison
>Professional and careful head of the Colonial aspects of the Andromeda Initiative. She took the role and is pushing rules to the letter. She wanted the job, but it was supposed to be temporary. She's legit doing what she believes is right, which unfortunately includes necessary politics. Stern and demanding to cover the weight of repsonsibility.
>She starts adversarial with the Pathfinder because she doesn't know whether to trust their abilities or not, transfering uncertainty about her own. The Pathfinder can push back or work to get in her good graces.
>She is not prejudiced against the inhabitants of Heleus, but she is keenly aware that she was given the job of finding a home for the species of the Initiative. And the Initiative comes first.

>Tiran Kandros
>Tiran Kandros is leader of the Nexus militia. Like Spartacus, he rose from being subjugated to finding himself leading fellow captives eager for payback. His military training and natural charisma have helped him rise to a role he never asked for, but one he must fulfil as best he can. Tiran isn't a warmonger, but he's had a hard lesson in just what the enemy is capable of, and he won't allow innocent people to suffer.
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>>180073052
>Nakmor Kesh* is the krogan superintendent of the NEXUS and part of the core team of station engineers who built the station. Originally meant to become one of the NEXUS' chief engineers, she had to step up to a role she didn't expect when members of the NEXUS administration council (including the one who advocated for her being hired on to design and build the station) were killed on arrival and the station heavily damaged due to a close encounter with the Scourge.
>With her priority tasks focused on repairing the NEXUS and maintaining peace on board, she has shown to be surprisingly adept at balancing the demands of various factions and species. Although she may wish she could do what she was originally meant to do on the mission, now that she's part of the NEXUS leadership, she's determined to honor her duty, despite not wanting the job and believing that "people management" is not her forte.
>While some personnel were dismissive of her abilities and potential in this new role, leading to schisms within the management, many quickly realized that she was adaptable and capable of handling interspecies conflicts in a practical, no-nonsense way. Those she has swayed to her side are extremely loyal, and her control of the NEXUS is steady enough that she can throw the support of the station behind the Pathfinder. However, people who might want to displace her lurk in the shadows.
>Character Archetype: A younger version of Secretary-turned-President Roslin from Battlestar Galactica, with a krogan twist: an engineer (and confident of those skills), who is thrown in a situation with political overtones. She is committed to her tasks as part of the Pathfinder Initiative and does not take kindly to what she perceives as messing around with others' lives for personal or political profit.
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>>180072921
Probably just as a template for the voice. The other Pathfinders had their own SAM.
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Pathfinders. Surprisingly no info on salarians.

>Macen Barro
>Macen Barro was the turian pathfinder, but he died when Ark Natanus hit the Scrouge upon entering Heleus. Before his death, Macen was a fun-loving scientist, who thrived on a sense of wonder that only space exploration can proviide. He had a romantic relationship with Avitus Rix.
>Character Archetype: Hopeful explorer
>Age Range: 30 younger than Avi

>Avitus Rix
>Avitus Rix is a former Spectre and next in line to be the turian Pathfinder. After Natanus hit the Scourge, Avitus crash landed on Kadara and has been searching for the current turian Pathfinder, who he is in a romantic relationship with. Depending on Ryder's (the player's) decisions, Avitus will either become the turian Pathfinder or remain a lone gun.
>Character Archetype: Retired Space Marine
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>>180073352
>crash landed on Kadara
So this is concept info
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>>180073352
>romantic relationship
Avitus IS gay!
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>>180073352
>Matriarch Ishara
>The former asari Pathfinder. A wise, powerful, gentle figure like Galadriel who put her faith in her bodyguard, Sarissa.
>Appearance: Formal asari clothing or formal civilian clothes. Alternatively, Pathfinder gear but ideally she should be in robes.
>Character Archetype: Powerful, diplomatic, spiritual leader.

>Sarissa
>Sarissa is the newly-risen asari Pathfinder--and very different to her predecessor. A former commando, Sarissa is smart, aggressive, fearsome in combat, and fearless in leadership. However, her bold nature drove her to choose completing amission over saving the previous asari Pathfinder's life, and Sarissa has been living with that decision ever since. She doesn't gloat over her choice: it was a soldier's decision she has to live with, but she isn't keen for it to become public knowledge, either. Deep down, Sarissa thinks like a warrior rather than a responsible leader: she belongs at the front of the charge, not a general's tent.
>Appearance: Top-tier asari commando gear; some battle scars
>Character Archetype: Proud hero with a dark secret

>Vederia
>A young asari commando. Capable, smart, and optimistic. Religious but not annoyingly so: her faith is helping to keep her grounded. Vederia is the most senior of the commandos, and next in line to be Pathfinder.
>Character Archetype: Young soldier; maybe a future hero, but too young for that yet
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Kalahira be praised

I miss Thane
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Nothing on the Archon but "The main kett villain in the game", but here's
>The Primus
>Admiral to the Archon's Vader, the Primus is the right hand of the Archon. A careful and calculating commander of many of the kett's most dangerous factions.
However, the Primus does not see eye to eye with the Archon. The Primus is far more orthodox, and convinced that the traditional means of conquest is the correct path. She will defer to the Archon in person, at all times repsecting the rank and chain of command. But, in private she will seek to "correct" the Archon's path, and eventually try to undermine and replace her superior.
>When the Archon is ultimately killed, the Primus will take his place, and the player/Pathfinder will know that the kett are just as much of a threat as they have always been.
>Speech Pattern: Careful and respectful. Logical and tactical.
>Appearance: Formal, impeccable. Controlled.

Anyone else?
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>>180073765
What did you do to him
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>>180073787
The major angara characters? Like Evfra or Akksul.
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>>180073787
I REALLY want to see we more of Primus. She was really interesting to me. She represented the larger kett empire
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>>180073497
>Turian Settler 1
>A young turian settler who works with Avitus Rix to defend her village from outlaws on Kadara.
Huh.

>>180073859
>Evfra de Tershaav
>Leader of the Angara Resistance. Larger than life but mercurial in temperment.

>Paaran
>The angaran governor on Aya, Paaran is a young but dignified leader who cares deeply about her people. She strongly believes in reaching out to potential allies and new species, despite what the kett has done
>Age range: 50

>Moshae Sjefa
>The oldest angara around. Revered and respected scientist.
>Age range: 120

>Jaal's Mom Sahuna
>Jaal's mom. She is large and warm though her life should have made her bitter. She worries. She welcomes Ryder with literal open arms because of what he/she has done for her family.
>Age range: 40

Can't find this faggot Akksul yet. Still looking for it.
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>>180071947
>perky
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>>179985430
Andromeda isn't cannon.
Reapers won
Shepard lost
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>>180074441
Do Morda
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>>180074441
Also
>Avela Kjar
>The young curator for the Respository of History on Aya. Intelligent, curious, and adventurous. A hopeless romantic when it comes to history and culture. A romance option for male Ryder.
>Speech Pattern: Unique, romanceable NPC, so she should have a recognizable and unique voice.
>Appearance: A young attractive female angara in civilian/scientist clothing. Bonus points if it has an Indiana Jones-esque adventurer flair.
>Age range: 25
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>>180074532
Nothing on her.
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>>180071947
>having lewd thoughts about Sid is illegal
>thoughtcrime
what is this, canada? Actually don't answer that question
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>>180074441
>>Age range: 40
>>Jaal is 27 and has at least one older brother

Uh...
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>>180074441
Fucking finally found Akksul, but nothing on him except the age range - 40
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>>180075010
Really makes you think.
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>>180075010
Teenage pregnancy?
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>>180075010
sluts exist in every universe, anon
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>>180075010
>the female angara start birthing litters at the age of 10-13
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>>180075010
>This middle-aged mother is celebrating the birthday of her several children (her species gives birth to multiple children at once) and enjoys hearing them argue about who is the eldest or the youngest when they were all born moments apart. The celebration has a touch of sadness for her, as her husband died fighting the kett menace years ago.
Let's just hope they were born at least at the same time.
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Wew, let's see if I can do twice in one night.

>Walking along the strip, among the multitudes of flashing lights, three fingers interlace with yours.
>Raised, firm plates on one side, soft skin on the other. There's only one person you known whose texture it could belong to.
>Turning your head, you have to look a few ways up to see her face. She doesn't look too bad in profile.
>Her other hand is filled with a stuffed animal. A pyjak she won at the shooting gallery. Mandatory military training doesn't that bad anymore.

>A strange smell. Almost like caramel popcorn.
>A food cart has caught her attention. You're powerless against the look on her face and the tug on your hand.
>She's acquired another item. You hold the stuffed pyjak in your other hand to keep your fingers around hers.

>It's windy at the top.
>She scoots closer to you in the carriage of the Ferris Wheel, her arms enveloping your body, scarf fluttering in your face.
>You can feel her shivering. You return her embrace. She pulls you in tighter, your cheek pressing against her exposed neck.
>Her shivering calms, breathing becomes steady. You see her struggling to keep her eyes open.

>Caressing the side of her head, a warm feeling spreads throughout your body.

>Leaning into her neck, you find it just as difficult.
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>>180075010
She was probably 14-ish when she gave birth to a litter. A realistic but lesser-known part of the entire angaran society being sub 3rd world after the Scourge and the 80 Years War.
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>>180075374
Relevant
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>>180075475
>doesn't that bad

Goddamn it. I need to proofread.
>doesn't seem to be* that bad
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Fun fact - the Collective and the Outcast were the Crimson Collective pirate faction and the Outcast Legion pirate faction.
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>>180068501
>>180068813
>>180075475
Very cute, I enjoy your writing. Thanks for sharing.
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>Darla vas Hyperion is in charge of assigning occupations as the Ark is slowly repurposed and the humans in stasis are awakened. Spent most of her life among Quarians, because her parents were diplomats. Utterly used to ship-life and the specificity of roles that demands. Pale. Used to life in a sterile environment. Middle management, glad to be in HR and not farming. Idolizes the Pathfinder. Another second wave defrostee.

>Hunter is heading up the planned deconstruction of the Hyperion, managing the balance between reuse and recycling. New Zealander. Plainspoken, tough as balls. Doesn't care about politics. Complains that accommodating aliens messes with construction, but then goes above and beyond to do it. He just wanted you to know. He's another second wave defrostee.

>Iora Pillay (iora, not Lora) takes on the managerial position meant to temporarily organize Hub operations until a permanent leader is decided, then assist that leader in perpetuity. East Indian by way of the Citadel. Focused, careful. Respects the Pathfinder, but on some level considers their job "done." Very pro Nexus-as-new-Citadel. She is "second wave," one of the first of the humans "defrosted" after the Hyperion was placed.

Fuck the second wave, goddamn newfags.
>implying the first wave was good
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>>180076043
>female quarian
>Idolizes the Pathfinder.

More of this shit?
What is that, anyway, fanfiction?
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holy shit andromeda is an underwhelming disappointment
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>>180076159
>>180070310
Official bios for VAs.
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Liara an absolutely CUTE
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>180076702
not enough attention, femshep autist?
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>>180072921
>>180073279
>Turian SAM
>The turian ark's SAM. It was corrupted while the first turian Pathfinder died trying to transfer it to Avitus Rix.
>Race: AI
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>>180077015
>SAM-Asari
>The SAM for the asari Pathfinder, an artificial intelligence that works symbiotically with the Pathfinder. SAM has an AI's impersonal calm whatever happens.
>Race: Asari
The fuck is going on with SAMs
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>>180073546
>sarissa
>battlescars
To bad she ended up having the asari sameface

And I never understood how vederia is next in line. In the game she seemed inexpierienced as fuck
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>>180076159
She's a human.
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>>180076159
She's Cora T'Harper tier of quarian, if you get my meaning.
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>>180077015
The turian SAM didn't really sound turian. Sounded more like Chappie.
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>>180077548
>>180077616

Oh, shit, I just breezed through it.
>being so out of ideas you just copy a character in the same goddamn game
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>>180077548
>vas hyperion
>human
What?
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>>180077616
Except she was actually raised with quarians since birth, and not just part of a group of commandos as an adult, so it makes sense for her to be that way.
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>>180077872
Her parents were diplomats, living on the flotilla.
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>>180077874
You know Cora has been sent to study biotics to the asari, right? She became the part of the huntresses squad much later. So you can say she was raised by the asari.
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>>180076043
>human living on quarian ships
>quarians now need to spend resources on food they can't eat
>child was apparently abandoned on the ships by her parents, going by the fact that she doesn't even use her real name

Let's roll out ALL of the bad ideas!
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>>180078039
>study biotics
You mean she went to go train to become an asari huntress. She was in her teens.
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Androgyny is 50% off, should I buy or should I pirate eventually?
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>>180019487
I want to try it but I don't want to get ban for the online.
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>>180081410
Pirate. You aren't missing much without the 1.08 patch.
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>>180081483
In another five years, maybe, the age of consistently shitty sequels will have passed.
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>ywn be walking down a street in the Citadel, minding your own business, when you are suddenly bumped into by a qt quarian girl, sending the small bundle of scrap she was holding everywhere.
>ywn start to apologize but then stop and watch humorously as her pocket spaghetti begins flying everywhere as she desperately tries alternating between explaining herself, saying she's sorry, and attempting to pick up her now scattered belongings.
>ywn bend down to assist her and hear her mumble out an awkward "T-thanks.."
>ywn make eye contact with those mysterious glowing orbs for the briefest of moments as you hand back the rest of her belongings, and suddenly be hit with the feeling that you had seen her somewhere before.
>ywn watch her eyes go wide before she quickly hangs her head in embarrassment
>ywn hear her mumble out another apology followed by something about "Lunch" and "..i-it's the least I can do.." before she abruptly makes an awkward about-face and quickly walks off into the Citadel, disappearing into the crowd.
>ywn stand there in bewilderment as you try to piece together whatever the hell just happened, unable to shake the feeling that her actions may not have been an accident.
>ywn begin to wonder if you will ever see her again.
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Are there any plans for MEA dlc?
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>>180082527
go on...
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>>180082705
Ask in a week or two.
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>>180071090
>Cora is 25

She seems older
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>>180082903
No.

I would, but I have no idea where to take it.
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Femshep is for hugging and kissing.
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>>180087116
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>>180085675
It'll come to you
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>>180084095
It's dead, isn't it
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>>180071090
>Cora is 25
...going on 42

>>180071638
>Sloane Kelly
>Age range: 32
Are you sure that wasn't a 52?

So much botching.
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>>180089281
I yes hope not
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>>180075553
This is terrible dialogue. This is the kind of dialogue I'd expect from someone who has never spoken to other people. What fucking garbage.
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>>180089401
I just want it to be over so that I can illegally acquire buy the complete edition
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>>180089390
Everyone looks so old in MEA cause they all have fucking crows feet. Idk why they decided to model every human with crows feet but it honestly makes it seem like everyone is mid 40s-50s. Even Ryder suffers from this, it's crazy.

>>180089401
Good morning, Curiosity
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>>180089627
I hate the tight lips they have in regards to everything.

I just want to know if the franchise is dead so I can move on. Even though I know I never will

>>180090056
Morning! And it's ridiculous, its like the skin is both too loose on everyone and rigid. it gives that "everyone is wearing a mask" impression. My Ryder, when his face actually emotes above the nose, ages 20 years
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>>180076043
Thanks for posting the profiles btw! I feel asleep before thanking you.
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>bioware will never make a reset of the series after ME1 delivering a a satisfactory conclusion to the story in modern day graphics
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>>180090978
How can you say you love femshep when you mod her to look like someone else?
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>>180091458
I used it as a reaction image. Femshep has many beautiful forms, pic related is my favorite one.
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>>180071090
So Peepoo is 11 years old in Asari years?
wew lads
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>>180091901
Ryder is a pedo for Peepoo and Sid
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https://i.imgur.com/LYfusLt.jpg
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Incoming femtur smut!

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11304063/1/
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>>180094198

Remove swampbeast.
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>>180094805
Oh baby, dem tits.
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>>180094805
This is quite lewd, anon. I like it.
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https://i.imgur.com/O3Zvid3.jpg
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>>180097008

I want to see her gapes.
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>>180097008
Made my butthole clench
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>>180097008
Are you the one who keeps making these?

If so, please do more of wrex or garrus fucking ash
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Would you let your 11 year old daughter go out dressed like this?
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I want to be eaten by a giant QT asari!
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>>180097996

It's this dude.
>http://effettomassaxxx.tumblr.com/
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http://i.imgur.com/kQKVZL6.jpg
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>>180099374
This one is the hottest, by far.
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>>180097996
I don't make any of them
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>>180098330
Whores.
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>>180099485
Uh, definitelly not what I had in mind, but sure,okay.
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>>180099374
>>180099485
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>>180099374
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I wanted to bang Hunter desu
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>>180100980
Why
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>>180102081
He was kinda cute and brash in an endearing way, plus his accent
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>>180100980
Who is this again?
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>>180103087
The dude you meet at the very end of the game with those two girls. Part of the second wave
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>>180102515
I can't even remember what he looks like
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>>180104232
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>>180105184
>posting an image of 3 dudes and one girl
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faggots fuck off to /dag/
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Andromeda is worse than vanilla ME3, which is a 5.5
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>>180106224
Get outta here, Six. Your opinions don't matter, you time-space jumping fag
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>>180106224
Both Andromeda and ME3 made depressed over different reasons.
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Is Scott attractive?
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>>180106759
Does anyone's opinions matter on this Taiwanese gardening notice-board we call 40chins?
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>>180107436
No, he's creepy.
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>>180107739
Anonymous' does
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>>180108573
How do I make Six's opinion matter then? Create content?
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>>180108786
Perhaps
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>>180107739
No
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>>180108786
Yes but it has to be good, or decent, or even enough to have some room for growth
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>>180108786
Don't post opinions and your character at the same time unless it's about waifusmor something people don't want to discuss, like how Gilfag's only opinion has ever been that he hates Jill and loves Gil
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>>180082527
>>180082903
Sorry about the delay, anon. I'm pretty shit at writing.

>A few days have passed since your confusing little incident, the memory has now faded into the back of your mind, something you only recall with a smile as your mind wanders.
>It's early morning on the Citadel, the perfect time for a short walk out to the local 24hr cafe to grab a warm cup of coffee to start your day. Already dressed, you calmly don your jacket and shoes, and then head out the door of your homey little apartment.
>As you walk along you watch as others being to start their day as well, the hustle and bustle of the station now slowly starting to begin in the artificial morning light. A cool, stiff breeze blows through the corridor, piercing your jacket and jarring you from your previous thoughts.
>You wonder why the fuck there's a breeze on a space station.
>Mass effect fields, you decide.
>After a few more minutes of walking you finally arrive at the little corner cafe, and casually proceed into its dimly-lit atmosphere.
>Only a few other patrons dot the interior of the cafe as you enter. Namely a gruff-looking turian staring intensely at the datapad in front of him completely neglecting his drink, and an asari, who is casually sipping on her tea as she idly plucks away at her omni-tool.
>You approach the counter, and then adjust your gaze upwards to the menu mounted on the wall behind it, casually reading through the multitude of drinks listed, some of them in plain English, some of them not. You wonder whether you're feeling adventurous today or not.
>Your idle browsing is interrupted by a short, metallic cough from behind the counter, forcing you to quickly adjust your gaze downwards again.

(1/2)
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http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2390807
Well, /meg/?
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>>180111704
(2/2)

>Your eyes are greeted by a very familiar looking quarian girl, currently clad in a small, white apron that hugs against her thin waist.
>It suddenly dawns on you that this is the same quarian that you ran into just days before, leaving you wondering as to why you didn't recognize her earlier, considering how often you frequent this cafe.
>Perhaps it was the apron that threw you off.
>"S-Sir..?" you hear her say.
>You realize that you've been staring awkwardly at her this whole time. You decide it best to just go ahead and order before it becomes your turn to start throwing the pocket spaghetti.
>"Just a black coffee for me today." You say with a smile, hoping to salvage the situation.
>She nods her head curtly and then heads off to prepare your drink as you finish paying.
>After a short wait, she slides your hot coffee back over the counter. You approach with a smile and offer up a quick "Thanks!" as you grab your coffee and turn to leave.
>You hear her mutter out a soft "You're welcome," her hands wringing together as she desperately tries to avoid your gaze.
>You pause and raise one of your eyebrows as to give her a curious look before she once again abruptly turns away and disappears behind the counter.
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>>180111924
(3/2) Fuck character limits.

>You shake your head dismissively as you turn to find a seat in the still quiet cafe. You wonder whether all quarians are prone to this shy behavior.
>You decide on the small booth in the corner of the cafe, and slowly lower yourself onto the comfortable bench while carefully positioning yourself away from the artificial sunlight now streaming through the windows.
>You let out a small sigh, and sink further into the comfortable leather. Content, you let your gaze wander downwards towards the warm cup in your hands.
>You frown, there's something written in black marker on your cup.
>Trying to make sense of the scribbles, you realize that whatever is written on your cup is certainly not English. Still curious, however, you decide to pull up your omni-tool's translation software.
>A brief scan from the omni-tool and a few moments of waiting later reveals the translation.
>A quick grin crosses your face as you read it.
>"I'm off in 20 minutes," it says.

>ywn feel any of these feels.

Sorry if this shit is too cheesy, anons. I'm not very good a writing but I find that writing garbage greentexts helps me avoid doing any actual work.
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>>180111854
>The MT's strike again.
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>>180112081

great stuff anon, i thoroughly enjoyed it!
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>>180112081
I love it! Don't sell yourself short Anon.

Also if you guys want to know where I get my pics NASA has a pretty cool website

https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
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>>180112081
saved
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>>180019487
sheeeeiiiit
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>>180112081
Bretty gud, anon. I guarantee that the stories you write aren't as bad as you think they are. This coming from a writefag.
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>>180114383
Appreciated, tho you could add the first one
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>>180114490
She's still ugly
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>>180113013
>>180113902
>>180114383
>>180114854

Thanks for the support, anons. This shit made my day.
Hopefully Ill find time to write more soon, as of right now I'm open to ideas on where to take the story.
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>>180114490
You know what Peebee having eyebrows means, right? One Asari with a recessive gene, surprisingly could happen, although there's no reason for Asari to have that gene in the first place, but whatever. You can't have a second one, though, because what are the odds? But you need those eyebrows to conveniently and convincingly emote.Which means if there is going to be an ME:A2 or, God help us, even a 3, we are stuck with Peepoo.
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>>180114383
Where's the rape though?
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>>180116418
Just describe how they slowly fall for each other and engage in turbo-cute relationship.
And damn you for making me follow this thread again.
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>>180114490
Seriously, what is wrong with her mouth?
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>>180119008

Nothing.
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>>180114490
Looks like Widowmaker
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>>180117582
wait, what? asari don't have eyebrows? this is new to me
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>>180117582
it's a literal retcon. until they showed her for the first time, asari were always considered completely hairless and all the "eyebrows" you see on them in ME1-3 were painted/tattooed on.
Suddenly making it a hereditary thing was just a cop out for them when they completely fucked it up.
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I miss the ME3 style outfits.
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>>180119732
No, asari dont have hair period.

Liara's eyebrows are makeup.

All asari either have facial markings that conveniently give them eye-brow analogues or they do their make-up to give themselves eyebrows.

That is, of course, until PeePoo came along and fucked up the lore.
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>>180119916
I wouldn't mind it, if it were established earlier in the ME franchise. Like the Ardat Yakshi, or the Inusamon that were actually the "Prothean" statues we saw on Ilos, or wherever it was etc. Does anyone even question Peepoo why she has eyebrows? I'm assuming it would be strange even to other Asari, so one of them would have taken notice.
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>>180116418
You're fighting the good fight anon. #Make/meg/ComfyAgain.

As for the story, you could always make followups or even skip the different scenes. Greentexts don't have much convention to them. Are you planning to write a full fledged fic?
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>>180121901
no, it's just a fuckup by the devs and anyone who should know better on the scale of forgetting Harry Potter's scar (which actually happened in the first HP trailer)
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tfw no mass effect stealth game by kojima
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>>180123082
would have ruined the lore sooner or later too and you know it.
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>>180123179
not by kojima but using the fox engine
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>>180118816
Turbo-cute, huh? I think I can do that.

You can never escape /meg/, anon.
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>>180071090
>Kallo in his 30s
>Tann in his 40s
Really? Because Kallo comes off as in his 20s and Tann in his mid to late 30s
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>>180118816
NO ESCAPE
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>>180118816
>turbo-cute
I don't understand how you can like that stuff, when it obviously has nothing to do with reality.
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tfw no mgs like game set in the mass effect universe where you play as a quarian infiltrating geth bases, who went solo after her squad was killed
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>>180125034
That's exactly why
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>>180071267
>Tann, Jaal, Kallo, Evfra and Avitus
Cool. Anything about Hayjer
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Any interesting character ideas for a Batarian mercenary who owns his own small corvette?
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>>180125320
KAZ VAS ZANZIBAR

I'M ALREADY A GETH
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Okay lads small divegrass update; we're playing /hsg/ on Saturday at 17:30 UTC

And reposting the rep poll, second leg of the poll with the two top voted will be up during the Ro16 match

https://pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR

You may now resume normal service, see you then
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>>180125671
Make him overtly, even off-puttingly friendly

to everyone

Except Turians
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>>180125437
Cute is boring. Cute is for carebears and MLP shit. Get that outta here.
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>>180125675
the metal gear is a new type of geth bigger and better then a Colossus
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>>180126104
>He doesn't want comfy /meg/
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>>180126104
Make it awkward-cute then?

>>180126141
How about something that looks like Metal Gear Ray but with the classic Geth "eye"
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>>180126343
I've seen the Incredible Hulk do smaller jumps then the one you logic took to make that statement.

>>180126429
>Make it awkward-cute then?
It's still got cute in it.
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>>180126429
creator snake
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How hard it would be to make a game like mass effect but whit less shit on it? i am willing to take the task but i would need to know a bit more of how it was build
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>>180126626
Make it awkward then

>>180126695
NANOGETHS

>>180126747
Exceedingly hard I'd imagine, no clue desu
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>>180127037
>Make it awkward then
Just have femRyder romance Suvi then. It's the pinnacle of awkwardness.
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>>180127037
fucking bioware , if i could at least get an engine like the one of they use
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>>180127037
mgs 1 you play one of a pair of twin geth created to help fight back. all the good tech was used on your brother, while you were a after thought
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>>180127224
We need a drawfag to get on this shit
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>>180127406
the liquid vs solid speech on top of rex is just angry geth noises
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>>180127147
UE4 is free.
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>>180127406
>>180127482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDo8SvrdHhA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRxvK2gmJ4k
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>>180122497
>fully fledged fic
I wish. I don't have nearly enough ideas in my head to write one out, and even then it would take me forever to finally get it to a point where I'm happy with it. For now I'll stick to greentexts and see where it takes me.
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>>180127406
Speaking of drawfags, I know we have some who can draw here. This is from a flock while /meg/ was waiting for the first patch.
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>>180128652

This one, too.
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>>180126429
Stay with the cute, we have enough edgelords here.
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>>180128976
Nice! I know the one I posted was never here before.
Compared to other generals, /meg/ isn't that artistic.
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>>180128652
>That Hanar butt
That might as well been a year ago. A lot of people are gone from these threads now.

>>180129241
Remember this drawfag? We even had the girl that did the TF2 comics draw stuff for us, or ReginaPrimata

Remember Shellshock, or Brioche, or AriaBro 1 and 2? I've been here too long
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>>180129241

MEG can be artistic, we just don't retain our artists.
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>>180129350
All of them are gone now. :(
Is that a sign of Andromeda's blooming success or what?
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>>180129575
You might wanna delete or censor that. Or post in a imgur link.
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>>180129350
I like to think they'll return someday.

You can never leave meg. You always end up coming back somehow.
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>>180129990
How beautiful.
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>>180129643
These threads went to page 8+ surfing way faster than after ME3 released, but then again there was the whole ending issue that kept the threads alive, and that lead to DLC 1, 2, etc. Eventually it slowed but after a LONG while. We also had a whole lot more content creators at the time as well. So who knows. I don't think the general will completely die or at least I hope

>>180129948
I returned, I stopped posting regularly ~2015. I lurked and did some one-off shit and now I'm back. I'd like to think that too. I know eddy and WG tend to post as anons because for some stupid reason some idiots in /meg/ tends to dislike any namefags or content creators. Hence why I dropped my name at least
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>>180130419
Don't worry, Curiosity. You'll always be an ok namefag in my book. At least far better than Helgass.

Also, I gotta ask, with all those NASA pics you post you ever tour one of their space centers? It's a 10/10 experience. Pic related.
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>>180131885
I've been to Huntsville, and the KSC. I even saw a launch of a Delta IV when I was in another part of the state. Despite being far away I could see the exhaust and rocket clearly unlike in my shitty pic.

Here's a video of the same launch from the same "venue"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2IyVHY8VmY
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>>180132834
Lucky bastard. Going to a launch is definitely on my bucket list. What was it like? I assume there's a lot of waiting involved.
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>>180133796
Funnily enough I didn't even know there was a launch that day. I was there for an auto racing event and I was driving from the outfield to the infield on a bridge over the track and the race announcer made a comment and I looked up and it was there. 140 miles away from KSC and I could still see it clearly.

I have to make it to a closer one though. It's a shame I haven't

Speaking of the next launch will be:

June 19 Falcon 9 • BulgariaSat 1
Launch window: 1810-2010 GMT (2:10-4:10 p.m. EDT)
Launch site: LC-39A, Kennedy Space Center, Florida
A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket will launch the BulgariaSat 1 communications satellite. BulgariaSat 1 will provide direct-to-home television broadcast and data communications services over southeast Europe for Bulsatcom. The payload will be the first geostationary communications satellite owned by a Bulgarian company. The Falcon 9 rocket’s first stage will be a re-flown booster. Delayed from June 15 and June 17. [June 14]

SpessX has a stream on their YT channel
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>>180132834
>namefag is a man of vision and science, who goes out of his way to witness the few and proud who try to throw humanity into the stars

Truly, the most based namefag on 4chan.
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>>180134783
Please, anon. You're making me blush
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>>180134592
Thanks for the launch info, my man. All this stuff gets me hyped for the future of space exploration.
Fuckin Mars mission WHEN?

PROTHEAN RUINS WHEN?
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>>180136112
>ywn explore space since you were born too early

Why have I been cursed.
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>tfw u will nevar b hughmon

keel me pleez
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>>180137060
If you actually worked to advance space travel you could, but you're too lazy to actually work for your dream.
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>>180137394
is this alliance military counter-batarian propaganda?
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>>180137581
Yes. The Skylian Blitz never happened. Totally fabricated by the barbariac humans to slander the name of the noble batarians.

Wake up sheeple.
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>>180137060
Don't give up just yet, anon. The future may be closer than you think. Remember that we went from using muskets and cannons in the Civil War to putting a man on the moon in a little more that 100 years.
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>>180137783
fello hughmon heer, cann conferm. wuz at eleesium blits. no BTs thar jus hughmons and uhzaree.
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How do humans have sex?
Asking for a turian friend of mine.
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WG on holiday in London or something?
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>>180138504
There're lots of way. They can use almost every orifice except the nose, eyes, and ears. Though anything other than the genitals is merely for pleasure
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>>180138504
They like oral a lot.
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>>180138512
Hopefully Montreal
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>>180139056
Turian mouths are really inviting. This is not sarcasm.
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>>180138512
Rumor has it that he got blown up by an American airstrike in Syria. But they said that half a dozen times previously, and every time they did, they'd find the bodies of his compatriots but not him, and there'd be another attack attributed to him a few months later.
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>>180139285
how do you figure
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>>180139056
Anaphylactic shock
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>>180137441
I am working towards it though.
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>>180139603
Their side teeth form a perfect tunnel, and then there's their long blue tongue.
Does anyone have that one picture of a turian's open mouth? You know the one.
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>>180140078
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>>180142871
Awful
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>>180142871
This is fucking stupid.
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>>180140871
>>180140078
ok, i see it
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>>180142871
>>180143340
>>180143353
Is Jack literally Cunt-Punching Miranda?
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>>180144530
>>180143353
>>180143340

Yes.
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So I just finished Adamo

It was pretty good, too bad the ending was sudden, and jarring but it was overall 7/10 bretty gud.

Any other good stories?
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>>180142871
I swear this was taken from a Dragon Ball manga panel. Probably Goku and Freeza's fight.
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>>180072984
Liam made me miss Jacob.
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>>180144893
Adamo is pretty good one. What kind of stories are you looking for? More quarians? Or something else?
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>>180145349
Anything I've already read The Quantum Errors, Mass Effect Survival, Siege Of Shanxi, I'm waiting for The Assasin Dance to update, Eden was feels incarnate

But yeah anything is good. I'd like long stories that are completed but if they are in progress and good its fine

I'm so desperate for new content
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>>180147753
>>180145349
>>180144893
Go be autistic somewhere else with your redditposting
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>>180148241
>Discouraging any sort of activity at all in a dying general
y tho
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>>180148336
No activity is better than cancer.
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>>180148421
Cut off your foot to spite your hand?
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>>180147753
Razor's Edge.
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>>180148523
>Razor's Edge

Thanks anon!
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>>180148421
Anon just wanted to comfy stories.
Nothing wrong with that.
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R8 my scoot

I think I did okay with that awful creation suite
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>>180150504
Not bad/10
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>>180150178
There is if you're being full on autistic about it. And there's nothing "comfy" about those stories either.
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>>180150504
Preset3/10
I'm glad I gave him a beard. Make him look slightly different than other preset 3s
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>>180150504
His eyes are too close together/10
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and i thought it couldn't get any worse
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>>180152406
Holy kek those tags.

>debattayo
What is this?
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>>180152406
Every day we stray further from god's light
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>>180150609
Listen, I ain't hurting anyone, I just want something to read when I'm bored and don't feel like vidya or reading something else
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>>180151210
Yeah, I molded him from that one face everybody took. I fucked around in the creator for a while trying to give him a somewhat unique look but breaking away from those presets is tough. At least he looks less like a beaner dad.

>>180152023
Yee. I thought it looked fine in-game. But I do get paranoid about eye spacing in any game with a creator.
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>>180152406
Everything about this screams trollfic.
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>>180152830
He means dattebayo, some catchphrase naruto uses.
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>>180152406
Dattebayo!
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>>180152406
So is Sasuke taking the roll of Saren or what?
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>>180152406
Anime was a mistake.
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>>180153320
does that make turians the edge lord clan
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>>180153208
I thought Naruto's catch phrase was BAH-LEEVE IT!
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>>180152406
I hope Sasuke doesn't try to take Tali from Naruto...
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>>180152406
If you read the tags, it's like this person was losing what little was left of their mind as the story was being written.
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>>180152406
>No Shepard

At least Shepard is safe from that shit.
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>>180152406
>deathwatch99999
It can't be real..
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>>180153393
Turians aren't all that edgy, just stern. Their merit-based militaristic society makes them that way. But it also seens that turians are more prone to dropping spaghetti than other races, which makes them endearing.

That said, Saren is pretty edgy.
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>>180153776
no i mean sasukes clan was the edgest
also i need some one to put a sasuke headband on saren
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>>180153492
Sasuke/Jack is the endgame.
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>>180147753
The Fall of the Normandy/End of Dawn is pretty good. Not perfect, but some great quarian moments if that's your thing. Also if you haven't read You Came Home to Me put down what you're doing and read it.
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>>180153412
That's the English dub
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>>180150609
Why are you even here? Where else would anons discuss Mass Effect fics?
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>>180153253
YAMEROOOOOOOO
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>>180153885
What about Sakura?
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>>180154081
shes with Shepard
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>>180153938
oh ok

i dont watch naruto because I think it looks dumb and weeaboo-y, if that makes sense.

Like, I watch Gundam and old 80s and 90s OVAs, but Naruto and Bleach look dumb.
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>>180154152
Dayum, what a lucky girl.
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>>180154223
Good. Don't watch Naruto, it's trash. that I can't let go of
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>>180152406
http://archiveofourown.org/works/4379024/chapters/9939896

Here's the link, in case any of you faggots feel like tonight is the night for you to truly end it all.
Also,
>that dialogue
>that serious attempt at a story

PAIN.
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>>180154385
>>180154684
Maybe I will read it....
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>>180155408
Jojo memes too
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>>180154684
>Think to myself it has to be a joke
>It's not
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>>180156169
>tfw it ends on a cliff hanger
>we will never know if Naruto gets tali in the end
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>>180156235
>>180156169
I like how chapter 3 was just the author admitting that he dropped out of college. I think that really added to the story, and deepened our connection with the characters.

Maybe I'll put a similar chapter in my own works.
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>>180156595
>he dropped out of college
>Tali/Naruto fanfic
That's depressing.
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>>180157807
It's like peering into the mind of a broken man.
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>>180139590
rumors of my death etc etc
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>>180158237
I refuse to believe he wrote by his own will. My sanity was tested reading that stuff.

Maybe he was kidnapped by some crazed Naruto fan.
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>>180049781

>Station Sabotage walkthough
>Talk to asshole in Ops
>Scan 3 things in Ops
>Run to Hyperon Hab, Loading Screen
>Talk to asshole
>Run back to Ops, Loading Screen
>Go though 4 pointless conversation options on computer
>Scan people
>Run BACK TO FUCKING HYPERON HAB. SPOILER ALERT: LOADING SCREEN
>Scan asshole
>Talk to asshole
>End

There is no challenge to this mission. There are no fights. You can't arrest or assault the man performing the sabotage. You run back and fourth, have to deal with 3 loading screens and 3 conversations and the reward is 73 Andromeda Viability Points and 530 XP. The choice at the end is pointless and never gets referenced again.
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>>180158974
This is what pisses me off. There's a bunch of side missions in ME:A that the game would literally be better without. A smaller number of missions with real challenge and meaningful consequences would be much better.

I'd rather get an old woman a pan then do that shit.
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>>180158974
This is why you avoid the Task missions. They're nothing more than a useless timesink put in as a lazy attempt to extend the playtime of the game.
I have no idea why Bioware thought that players would enjoy these fetch quests.
>>
>>
>Walking around doing shit on Hyperion
>Some cunt tells me what a fuckhead my dad was and what a piece of fucking shit I am and that she hopes I rot in hell
>My only two dialogue options amount to saying "Pls no bully"
>Regardless of what I choose she tells me to fuck myself and ends the conversation
Bioware sure knows how to make the player feel powerful and charismatic
>>
So what exactly did one have to do in o to have dinner with Kelly in Mass Effect 2? I don't recall ever getting the option despite talking to her after every mission and being nice to her.

Because I'm pissed off over the fact that she won't show up in mass effect 3 despite being save from the collectors
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>>180160891
You have to flirt with her not just be "nice" to her. Tell her "I'd embrace you" tell her she's pretty, etc.
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>>180160171
But Ryder can get defensive on one of the options and actually yell back. What did you want him to call her a bitch or something?
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>>180160171
I found that scene more funny than anything else due to that NPC's mediocre voice acting, grrr face, and really odd posture that she never changes.
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>>180161062
Well shit, and I'm not going to replay the second game just to have her in the third game.
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>>180161970
She's barely a cameo in the third game (literally one appearance, when even the other ME2-specific romances get a few).
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>>180161838
The 'yelling back' is essentially just Ryder saying, "Hey, my dad died, don't be a douche," and then they tell you to fuck yourself and go to hell. It's hardly a vigorous defense and no matter what you do they get the last word and you look like an effete loser who can't stand up for themselves.
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>>180162079
I know but I'm the kind of player who wants to get as much as possible from the story
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Thread is currently assuming room temperature. Post Vetra.
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So, after all the shit that's happened, who here still has confidence in Bioware delivering a good game ever again? Let alone a good Mass Effect game.
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>>180163516
Mass Effect is dead but I'm excited for DA4 and Anthem.
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>>180163516
If they keep up with the open-world meme bullshit? Basically zero faith.
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>>180163516
Maybe if WG delivers on bombing both the studios and EA into the ground.
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>>180163567
Have a (You). You'll look back to it one day and feel better.
>>
I want a Mass Effect MMORPG!
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>>180163753
Wasn't Andromeda enough of a single player MMO for you?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA6fBI6mFMo&t=0s it begins
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>>180162196
In that case the only valid romances are Liara, Tali, and Garrus.
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>>180164791
Alenko in the first game and Garrus in the other two is what I went with

But having Kelly show up in ME3 doesn't require romance now does it?
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>>180162905
I like Vetra as much as the next guy, but how long can we really go on with the same few pics?
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>>180164198
The writers of Andromeda didn't write a single line of dialogue that sounds like a human being having a conversation. What are the chances I need a plot analysis, by Smudboy of all people, to let me know it's bad?
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>>180165048
>But having Kelly show up in ME3 doesn't require romance now does it?

I don't think so.
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>>180165048
>>180165168
Nope. Having "dinner" with her is the requirement.
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>>180165054
This one's brand new, was about to post it myself. Best one I've seen so far. Just imagining the great art, the stuff that takes time, that is currently being worked on. Can't wait.
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>>180163678
it is not an open world just because there are endless wastes between quest objectives
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>>180162082
Yeah, that scene needed a fucking renegade interrupt because I'd had enough of her disingenuous assertions.
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>>180163567
>DA4

Literally why? The setting gets less interesting with every game. Given how much DA2 was shit that's sort of amazing.
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>>180165262
I just wanted someone to feed my fish
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>>180166379
If you didn't want to take care of them, why buy them?
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Casual > Logical > Emotional > Professional
Prove me wrong.
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>>180166498
>Casual
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>>180166675
Stay extra frosty.
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>>180166498
Casual Ryder is best Ryder
>>
>>180166329
I am still waiting for DA:O2
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>>180166498
I cringe at almost every casual dialoge choices. Casual was a mistake
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>>180166498
>Casual

Even the Logical romance dialogue options are the superior ones.
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>>180168247
Emotional romance dialogues are the superior ones and you know it.
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>>180168290
I know that's wrong for at least Vetra's steak scene.
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>>180168247
>he doesn't always choose emotional when speaking to his LI
Whelp
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>>180168967
It most cases it's the right choice
>"Is it too early to use the "L" word"
>Emotional: "Not for me. I love you"
>Logical: "Actions speak louder"
Lame
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>>180138504
You put your ween in her vajay and you pump it till you splooge.
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>>180169058
Vetra says "I love you" first, in a really heartfelt way. Fuck anyone that doesn't say it back. Also, not hugging her, while difficult, is the best choice.
>>
Do they plan to fix the terrible animation in Andromeda? If they did, I would buy it, no matter how bad everything else was, honestly.
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>>180172164
No, probably not. There have been minor changes to stuff like the "my face is tired" exchange, but I can't imagine they'll be doing any significant overhauls.
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>>180172164
Each patch has been improving animations. Though I'd do wonder what you think is still terrible because I'm not noticing too many instances of awkward animations
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>>180172343
I've seen this scene before which feels really stiff and robotic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFHIR7lLC0

>>180172334
Well, at least some things are getting improved, I suppose.
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>>180172545
That scene was recorded before launch.
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>>180173137
Ah, so a lot was improved from then until now? As far as I knew, people were still joking about the animation, so I assumed instances likes the one I posted were unresolved.
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>>180166498
Casual and emotional are horrendous most of the time. I'm supposed to be playing Mass Effect, not a dumpster-tier sitcom.
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>>180173442
I don't know how that scene improved, because I never saw it, but it's listed as March 19th. I only played once because I can't do multiple playthroughs so close together, and that was before even 1.05. I loaded up romance-specific scenes with Vetra, post-1.06, and they looked much better. Facial animations, in general, have really improved.
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>>180174006
Ah, then perhaps I'll see about getting the game sometime then. I expect it to be bad, but it'll be better than I initially expected, from how you make it sound. Thank you.
>>
What's the best romance for a femryder? Other than Jaal, he makes me puke
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>>180174295
None.
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>>180174265
My mentality going into it at launch was that, if you go out of your way to find bad animations, then you'll find them, you'll notice them. I also knew that, even if the singleplayer was shit, I'd get my money's worth out of the multiplayer.
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>>180174651
I hate multiplayer in general though, so hopefully the singleplayer isn't shit.
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>>180174487
Aw
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>>180174708
It's co-op horde mode, if that makes any difference for you. I enjoyed the singleplayer, though.
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>>180174295
scott
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>>180174869
Is model switching possible in this game? I could give Liam Scott's face and pretend it's him
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>>180174860
>It's co-op horde mode
Ah, that sounds like it could be fun then.
Thanks again for the information.
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>>180166868
True but you're role playing a high functioning autist scooter dressed as a hypertwink

Real way to play is casual/emotional/ rare moments of professional SPACE DANDY, where the ryder sperg turns into loveable goofy charm for some reason in my head instead of just failed charisma.
literally the only way to play scooter unironically is to run the game as an action comedy.
however this my bad opinion and you're welcome to your waifu jill
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>>180174992
I enjoyed ME3's MP just a little bit more, compared to where MEA's is now, and that was the shit. But MEA's has improved a lot since launch, with a bunch of balancing patches, and a decent amount of updates. All MP DLC is free, just like is was for ME3. Oh, and it's very helpful to look up builds for classes.
No problem, anon.
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>>180066162
H-how old?
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>>180175953
~120, whatever that means to the angara.
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>>180159764

Viola needs to END!
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>>180140871
>>180139603
I want to kiss it.
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Femshep loves to grope Tali's cute ass and hips!

Femshep rapes Tali every night!

Femshep has Tali chained up in her quarters like a good little sex toy!
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>>180176361
that escalated quite quickly.
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>>180176337
You'd have to be fucked in the head to not want to.
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>>180176361
>>180176441
Delete this nonsense, Tali is for John Shepard only!
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>>180176720
I just really like turian.
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>>180176797
You mean Garrus
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>>180176868
I was agreeing with you, anon.
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>>180176797
Femshep loves to pound Tali's tight ass with a big strapon!

Femshep loves hearing the aroused whimpers Tali makes under her ass!
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>>180176797
CORRECT
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>>180177239
>Femshep loves hearing the aroused whimpers Tali lets out of her ass!
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Only dumb-dumbs play female Shepard. Shepard can only be a buff man.
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>>180178185
Male adepts and sentinels are gay as fuck though
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>>180178231
https://youtu.be/QbsjrAgl9Dc
nobody as manly as this can ever be gay
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>>180178930

It's pretty funny how in ME2 and 3 you need to raise the difficulty level to give shields to the regular enemies like geth troopers, when in the first game, literally everyone in a hardsuit had shields.
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>>180174932
That's disturbing. NO
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Hi /meg/
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>>180181661
Hi tits
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>>180179803
Don't be racist.
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>tfw no femtur cabal gf to cuddle and needs to be comforted due to suffering from major headaches from her biotic implants
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>>180182017
>suffering from major headaches from getting beaten on the skull with a frying pan
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>>180181661

Hey, there.
>that pic
Oh, yes! That fuckin' resolution.
>tfw you'll never help Cora dust off her suit
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>he didnt play as Femshep
>he didnt romance Liara
>he actually played MEA
topkek famlam just end your pathetic existence :DD
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Jesus not this cancer again
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>>180181661
Can u show Cora in full lenght please?
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>>180182902
chill out dude, you sound like my dad
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Shepard
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>>180183138
that a bad or that a good thing?
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>>180183035

Not him, but...

>>180183157

See, I love the the imprint from the panties how deliciously thick her butt and hips are, but
>Miranda
>not wearing a thong
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http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/325
Fucking finally
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http://i.imgur.com/K6KYIUH.jpg
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>>180186680
is that femshep's cock?
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>@tibermoon Is it intentional that Scott doesn't get the '' dearest '' email from Jaal if you romance him? Or is it a bug?
>I don't know, will check.
The ride never ends, holy fuck.
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>>180186865
No, you stupid futafag. Femshep is all woman.
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>>180186680

Nice.

>>180186865

I hope not. That troll should stay away.
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>>180186680
>Jack sharing
I don't think so
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>no slice of life sitcom/romantic comedy show with femshep and garrus

But why
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>>180187216
>garrus
dropped
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>>180187216
>Garrus
go suck a dog you degenerate cunt
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>>180186947
Looks like this originates from the same bunch of crazy Jaalcunts on BSN. What a surprise, indeed.
http://bsn.boards.net/post/754511/thread
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>smudboy does a plot analysis of MEA
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>no sci-fi catsuits in Andromeda if you don't count Cora's light armour

Sadness. There are a shit tonne of things I could complain about regarding ME3, but Eva's suit is not one of them (even if I could complain about the shift in design from the first game to the sequels).
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>>180190567
Hold on, that's not Eva. Elizabeth?
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MAYBE WE WILL GET ME1 REMASTERED IN SHITTY FROSTBITE SO WE CAN GET GOOGLY EYES
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>>180154385
>effectively making both of them sweatdrop
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>>180191129

Yes.
She's a hot, little slut.
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>>180181837
Liam wearing Scooter's face, sounds scary. Some anon did that with Gil and Liam I think and it looked spooky.
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>>180188658

Varren dildos when?
>tfw you'll never push the knot in right as your waifu cums
>in her butt
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>>180192389
>tfw no krogan version of the RealCock 2
>https://secure.realdoll.com/toys-doll-accessories/realcock-2/
>no slip and sliding skin
>no squeezeable quad
>no internal heating and servos that make it throb
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>>180190567
>>180191820
>no dick
dropped
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>>180192389
>>180193363
why
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>>180193545

Too l*wd for a blue board.
>>
All of you shat on Cisquisition, but it did not kill DA as dead as Andromeda killed ME. In the end, the last laugh was the /dag/ faggots'
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>>180193363
You forgot the two pairs of balls
> redundant organs

http://bad-dragon.com/products/axel
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>>180194065
>You forgot the two pairs of balls

No, I didn't, I mentioned the quad.
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>>180183430
Thx man, awesome. Can u shoot in front/face etc?
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>>180193793
Most of DA:I's cast consisted of returning characters so it was still worth playing for Morrigan even if the gameplay, plot and new characters were garbage. I think it was a mistake to set ME:A in a completely new galaxy, the planets look bland as fuck, there aren't any interesting cultures to explore, and none of the new followers are good enough to carry the game by themselves
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>>180194270
ah i see, my bad
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I really dislike the angara, lads
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>>180194630
Me, too.
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>>180194630
Same
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>>180194630
They should have been cat people.

The gals who actually like Angara would've creamed themselves at seeing a handsome Linx man.
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>>180194872
I don't know, I'm not really into Khajiit.
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>>180194982
Think more along the lines of final fantasy miqoute or the thunder cats.
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>>180195054
So pretty anime boys with cat ears?
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>>180195223
Why not. Andromeda was already going to be full meme.

At least they would've looked better than obese Ivan Ooze we have.
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>>180193721
just the outline/bulge
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>>180195385
I guess so. If they're going to be the husbando race then they might as well, right?
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>>180195385
>obese Ivan ooze

Hahaha Jaalfags btfo'd, on suicide watch.
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>>180195385
>>180195779
>obese Ivan ooze
>>
Since you can learn shit like the biotic slam and what have you, does that mean Shep, no matter the class you pick, is a biotic? Or did Bioware just forget about their own lore?
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>>180197038
i thought you could "learn" biotic by implanting some implants like the L2 or L3. Or do you need a certain sensitivity for that from birth on ?

> perhaps shepard has this sensitivity
> the force is strong with that one
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>>180197272
you need it from birth
>>
>>180197272
The wiki page mentions you have to have been exposed to eezo dust as a fetus, it basically changes your brain as you grow up. The implants sort of "focuses" what is already there.

Then again I guess Cerberus could have done some shit to Shep's brain during the Lazarus project, even if they said they didn't.
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>>180197673
welp, they build in some "extras", perhaps someone sneaked e-zero in
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>>180170073
The uncensored hand holding is better than the hug.
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>>180194398

Not in-game, they're all either slightly obstructed or they don't show the full body.
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>>180197038

I mean, it is possible that they implanted eezo nodules no matter the class. As long as it doesn't interfere in anyway, that'd be no different than his prosthetic parts.
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>>180198150
sickos out!
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>>180195498

No bulges with Elizabeth, sadly.
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>>180198651
>>
>>180167246
Those days are long gone.
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>>180194445
>Most of DA:I's cast consisted of returning characters
Lelianna, Cassandra, Morrigan and Varric? Was Cullen in any of the previous games? Bull, Solas, Cole, Vivienne, Sera, Josephine, Blackwall and Dorian were all first introduced in DA:I so where do you get your "most" from?
>>
>>180199296
kys faggot
>>
>tfw watched too much Liara SFM porn and cant get off to normal women anymore
>>
>>180200337
>Lelianna, Cassandra, Morrigan and Varric
+Cullen, Loghain, Alistair, Stroud, Corypheus, Flemeth and so on.
>>
Y'know what I noticed. Ryder share very little screen time with an LI. Most of the time the camera is always shifting between the two when they speak. Them standing next to each other is really rare for some reason
>>
>>180200337
The point is that nobody except for obese Solas fangirls would have bothered with it if it had an all new cast
>>
I want to kill all the aliens
>>
I want to cuddle all the aliens.
>>
Angaran genocide now
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>>180201602
it is long overdue
>>
>>180073179

...Why the fuck did we have the option to give the role to Morda, when Kesh is clearly superior on all fronts?
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>>180200782
>ever watching Liara porn
Keep your greasy little hands away from her you sick fuck, shes way too pure for that filth
>>
>>180200846
>Cullen, Loghain, Alistair, Stroud, Corypheus, Flemeth and so on
Excluding Cullen, the rest of them combined had less screen time than ME3 Thane. If that's one's idea of returning, I could put a flower pot in the corner and pretend my grandfather was still alive.
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>>180201269
>Solas
I've had enough of this retard.
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>>180201951
>not granting yourself the greatest pleasure humankind can expierience by satisfying yourself to the single most beautiful Asari in existence
absolutely baka
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I can't believe I never made the connection. Well Donnelley really flew under my radar
>>
>>180203898
At least Ken isn't a degenerate homosexual and will plough Gabby in Jack's old room on the Normandy!
>>
>>180204204
Actually, I found Gill to be the least annoying homo character I've found in a video game.

Mass Effect has a fairly good track record of not going full "lookitme, I'm a homosexual!".

Just look at MShep's attempt to get into Tranor's pants in me3. She brushes him off politely, hr apologizes, she tells him don't worry about it, then they go back to chess.

It's a nice scene because it feels like they are two friends who had a misunderstanding, and not a situation on which to soapbox about how straights need to stop oppressing gays.
>>
>>180204861
>Traynor

But she likes the feel of her breasts in his hands..?
>>
>>180204861
Because he never outright tells Ryder he's gay unless they flirt with him. Though he can be pretty snarky and lots of people hate him for that, in fact in his introduction he kinda makes threat to Ryder
>>
I want a waifu that loves anal.
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>>180205952
>>
>>180206015

That means she's a great waifu.
>>
>>180206198
She's my favourite maleShep romance option
>>
>tfw will never cuddle in the nude with a qt alien waifu.
>tfw will never feel the heat of her nethers on your skin.
>tfw she'll never play with your penis and then just holding it possessively.
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>>180206015
>Miri
>Anal

Excellent choice.
>>
>>180204861
You've never played New Vegas, then.
>>
>>180198349
Thx friend
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>>180207092
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>>180207705

Closest to full-body in-game would be something like this.
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>when you realize that the Normandy is nothing more than a submarine in space
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>>180208343

I wrote something like that a few years ago.
>>
>>180208847
I realized it years ago too but I am currently modding Silent Hunter 5 and browsing /meg/ reminded me of that.
>>
>>180208998

It really just makes me wonder why no one's thought of doing something like it before. Y'know, those ships should be their own kind of stealth ships.

'Muh humanity', I suppose.
>>
>>180209419
>no space sim where you gather a wolfpack of stealth ships to prey on enemy battleships
needs to happen desu
>>
I love Ashley masturbating in the background, I knew she was a secret xenophile. She probably has a krogan dildo hidden away.
>https://my.mixtape.moe/yjtqeh.mp4
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>>180209701
what is femshep doing there? is she in water? why is she wearing armor? wtf
>>
>>180209657
>not producing a shit tonne of stealth frigates to use in hit-and-run operations against Reapers
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>>180205054
As it should be
>>
let it die
>>
Oh, shit, we need a new thread!
>>
>>180209861
She returned early from mission and found out what the neglected squadmates do when she's away. Being in the water gives the lower angle from which she wants to observe.
>>
New Thread:

>>180214226
>>180214226
>>
Just beat ME2, about to import character into ME

Completed every loyalty mission, went Paragon 90% of the time except when it meant sucking the Illusive Man's cock, then I told him to fuck off. Saved Tali from exile, blew up the Heretic station and the Collector base, remained a Spectre, reconciled Thane with his son, stopped Garrus from going full punisher, made Zaeed save the refinery after his dumb ass lit it on fire.

Hooked up with Miranda before the suicide mission, told her it wouldn't work out between us afterwards, fucked kelly and then Tali in postgame. Made Samara get wet and question her code but sadly you can't take that any further.

What DLCs are worth doing before me3?
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