>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=243468228
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
https://i.imgur.com/77ODcTo.jpg (embed) (embed)
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
https://i.imgur.com/tdLrJpC.jpg (embed) (embed)
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Streamlink: http://github.com/streamlink/streamlink
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>Watch this everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
>>176026119
>French super team
>>176026242
more like french super SHIT lmao
this thread will be alive!
>mfw g2
>>176026354
good shit senpaitachi
>g2
>>176026502
>SCREAM
>WAS
>THE
>PROBLEM
????
>SUPERTEAM
>U
>P
>E
>R
>T
>E
>A
>M
Where can I get a fake phone number which gets by accepted by this retarded authentificator?
>>176026810
use your moms phone number
>>176026502
>Going for headshots makes you a worse player
Rly makes thinkin
Looks like G2 got bamboozled
>>176027067
Mousesports is looking like a solid team, when they lost Niko I thought they were done for, but ropz and oskar are doing so well, they have a bright future I think.
leave it to me
Where do I go to join a team? Any silvers wanting to rank up with me? Pls no bully
>>176030114
silver what? also id?
>>176030169
silver 3 now but I made it to gold nova back when I was playing regularly
ratedryman
>>176030256
>ratedryman
prime?
>>176030365
yes
Guys this is skinny pansy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzfqNW_6cyY
2011 Pansy would totally be my waifu
>tfw my mummy bought me a new WRX STi for my birthday
Time to buy some skines
>>176031503
Bread on hood or you're a lying faggot.
faze up
>>176031503
youre prob from australia or new zealand huh
>>176032091
whats it look like with a rifle or sniper
>>176032169
no idea senpai
>>176031771
Rye will have to do
GOD Oskar
>>176032624
looks like a camry from the back
>>176032072
Uhhh
/Gotards/?
>>176032706
A 4.8 second 0-60mph camry w/ 2.5L turbo engine
leave it to me
>tfw should have got a 27inch monitor since I play 4:3
>>176033120
4:3 looks pretty ugly on a 27 inch mayne. Native res actually makes you think you're playing a game that isn't 13 years old
>>176033209
Wedding fucking when?
>>176032624
Happy birthday bitchfaggot fuccboi.
why didn't scream stay with shox at g2 when the shuffle happened
>>176031503
buy something nice for her instead
>our guy pimp is now a shitty analyst
HELP
>>176034854
Nbk doesn't want muslims on his team.
>that piss yellow tint on the stream
Fucking dreamhack.
this was a great idea
>>176035804
I hope you're being ironic.
>>176034764
Thanks anon
>>176034921
Bought her a $500 cardigan and wiped out my paycheck on hers and my dads birthday a few weeks ago, probably influenced their decision.
Honestly never thought I would be the type of person to get a car for their birthday. We only became rich about a year ago.
>>176035884
do you require a /s reddo?
>>176036027
hello reddo
>>176035912
Your parents have the same birthdays?
>manlets
https://twitter.com/Lachlan_DONG/status/860756354775916544
>azr being your favorite player
>taking shit to manlets while being one
>your
I just got cancer.
https://youtu.be/slK-_Kxn8sA
>>176036242
yep
@176036743
This video is not only terrible, but making highlights of you getting kills in casual is sad.
>>176036743
a fucking fragmovie made from deathmatch and casual
as if these things aren't cancer enough
you are weak and you stand for nothing
>>176037037
>>176037240
as if u could do better
>>176037534
Kill yourself literal redditor trash.
tips for aiming in general?
i tend to crouch walk and spray whenever i try to clear corners but i just get raped by people who just aim at the floor
>>176038008
hit up the dms my dude
>>176038008
Play 10s and learn crosshair placement.
>>176037534
Yes I could, not only I work editing videos for a local TV channel, but I'm also rank A. Kys you dumb nigger
>>176037534
you failed miserably and should consider throwing yourself off a bridge
>>176037787
>>176038504
>>176038575
you talk the talk but can you walk the walk? show me ur portfolio
>>176038618
Talking like this is the reason you don't have any friends to play with, anon.
>>176038717
friends are for people who can't have fun by themself
>>176036743
Everything else aside, get better taste in music before making videos and clogging up the internet with this garbage
>>176038106
>>176038039
how to stop momemntum?
crouch or just stop?
>>176038846
run n gun my dude
>>176036743
Hahaha this is bait right?
>>176038828
>>176039096
shut the fuck off
>>176038846
counter-strafe quickest way to reset your accuracy while moving
>>176036743
>>176037534
You've got the reactions of a snail. Chose literally any of my casual games for the past 3 months and it'll put you to shame 15 times over.
>>176039727
uploading a demo you little bitch
>>176038008
Counter strafing my guy, learn it
crouch peek only when you have an awp or when you have angle advantage
>>176040073
You can bet sprays now?
Back to underdog betting for me
/ourguy/ friberg is streaming my dudes
>>176040372
i'm gonna go stream my toilet, wanna watch?
>getting raped by p90s
what do
>>176040687
get out of silver
>>176040713
its dmg lad
>>176040073
whats the site you are using?
and will they disappear in a few weeks?
I thought skins betting died
vpgame
csesport
bets.gg
csgo188
>>176041086
Get out of silver
>>176041434
That's csesport.com
>>176041643
>>176042115
I assume you've had no problems getting your winnings then?
>>176042207
Nope never had any issues. I never leave anything that valuable in returns for that long though seeing as they're Ruskies and how skin betting has gone before.
Only annoying thing about csesport is it's run by Ruskies so they take ages to do the payouts for NA ECS matches cause everyone running the site is asleep I assume.
will there be terrorists at the tours event??
>>176038008
aim for the head, my main man
is it time for the betgod to return?
>>176044456
post inventory
-s1mple
when?
s1mple definitely doesn't fit with Na'Vi
s1mple need smart teammates who plays diff style
>>176038008
get a better pc and better internet. this game is unplayable while under 300 fps.
that's why you get kiddies with no gamesense in higher ranks with "insane" aim even though they have shit crosshair placement. i was stuck in dmg until i bought a good rig and just jumped to supreme in a week. it was like everyone was playing in slow mo.
>>176044527
>>176044847
oh, and a 144hz monitor also makes a lot of difference, makes it easier to spray.
why is navi so bad right now?
>he doesnt own a 240hz monitor
>>176045135
more like, why is mousesports so good right now?
>>176044847
I am in your situation, i get 280 FPS, very rarely over 300, stuck in DMG. I have a GTX 1070 and an i7 4790k. What am I doing wrong?
>>176045168
Are you memeing or do you really have a 240hz? Sauce pls. Did you have a 144hz before the 240hz? Is going from 60hz>144hz the same as 144>240hz?
>>176044847
do people seriously believe this?
you don't need 300 fps and the best gaming chair on the market to hit GE, I know people that did the climb on fucking laptops
tricked or hr ?
>>176045431
hr obv
>>176042207
no its literally the same site as csgolounge and its existing like since september... Never had any problem withdrawing...
why do people think they need to explain how "bullshit" it was that they died or that they "almost got him" or some other stupid shit before they even callout where the enemy is
>>176045637
bc theyre not good. i get a bunch of those types whenever i play mm.
>>176045637
it's just venting m8, I do it as well but I keep my mic off during
sometimes it does cause my calls to be late, but I do my best.
nobody is perfect
what website should I bet my shitty skins on?
>>176045637
oversocialized normies who have voice their opinion in every situations. i mute everyone who doesn't just give callouts.
>>176045417
it's not impossible but it's a handicap. equivalent of being 5 feet and playing basketball, you can have superior gamesense but if you can't reach the net it's for nothing.
>>176045275
work on your crosshair placement and positioning. other than that just grind dm and practice flicks and tracking on aim_botz.
>>176046242
I always thought that you should play with a handicap becuase it forces you to heighten your skills.
what's changed in the past six months?
>>176046242
Hardware won't elevate your shitty plays
>>176047052
they ruined the negev and added new competitive map that everyone hates because it's not d2 re-skinned
>>176047052
new teams, player swaps, cheaters, skines, maps and reddit is the number 1 source for all your needs
>>176047215
new comp map?
>>176047210
obviously it did, tho. try playing with fps_max 60 for a while.
>>176047052
We've only had 2 operations so far and only a few people on /csgog/ got a dlore drop.
>dust casting
welp
>pala hosting
welp
>round starts
>buy my shit
[7 seconds later]
>''e-eco..''
>''REEEEEEE I SAID ECO''
mandatory reminder that strats are called at the end of the previous round, not halfway into the current one
144hz is placebo friends
it only makes a difference in situations where 10 milliseconds make the difference, so basically never
>>176047616
>>176047679
image filling out two captchas to bitch about entertainment on 4chan
>>176047417
Re introduced inferno and took out dust2 from the map pool.
>>176047779
>pugs
>calling strats
>listening to some random shitter call strats
I'd rather kill myself
>>176047856
but it's a little bit nicer
>>176047246
>new teams, player swaps, cheaters
who care...
>>176047215
"""ruined""" or actually ruined?
>>176047551
>We've only had 2 operations so far
suspicious_helper.png
>>176047856
t. hearthstone player
>high refresh rate (screen) is useful
>high framerate (GPU/CPU) is useful
Anyone claiming otherwise is retarded.
>>176047779
>Not looking at the teams money when the round ends
It's never worth going all out if your team are gunna hurl themselves at enemies and die like bots.
>>176047779
>needing someone to tell you to eco
eco is also not a strat
>>176047923
actually ruined
they tried to make it a suppression fire weapon by making the first 15 shots very inaccurate
so basically you start shooting 5 seconds before you need to and by then the enemy hears you and reacts
>>176048102
too bad, i liked it
>>176048024
Friendly reminder that you'll never hit GE no matter how expensive your setup or collection of skines is
>>176047968
if you don't play hearthstone on the loo i feel sorry for you
>>176047856
Seeing the screen tear while turning is a major turn-off.
>>176048187
ye i hit GE on my grandma's pentium y'all niggas just suck lmao
>>176045347
I work in a high speed imaging lab at the institute for sports (aus) biomechanics department.
We have a 1000Hz monitor and I have played csgo on it.
I was basically untouchable for the entire time I played on it.
>>176048187
GE is kinda ez though. It's just a case of the right teammates and going up against as few cheaters as possible.
>>176048291
ye well there is probably some psychological effect from playing on a nicer setup but it is just that, psychological
>>176048434
>it's easy as long as I get carried
>>176048357
>that feel when 600fps with a 1000Hz monitor
why train wtf
>>176048531
>Implying I need a carry
I was explaining that if you take away the randomness of MM (aka mixed global/eagle/dmg teams being put against fullstacks of GE's), it's easier to consistently rank up, so long as you're not being weighted down by anchors every game.
>>176049064
I'm sick of seeing fucking train
>>176049119
stop watching the stream then bitchboi
uhh that aimlock
>>176036893
So they are twins?
>>176049932
who the fuck uses aimlock anymore, any decent aimbot allows free mouse movement while it's aiming.
>>176033120
I try to play 4:3 but literally half the game is cut off the edges. How do people play 4:3 knowing they have literally tunnel vision?
>>176051548
i even it out with my wallhack
>>176051548
i have a radar set to popup when i have my knife out.
>use a shitty low res low quality config pros use
>all my skines look like shit
welp
>>176051794
that's cheeky
>>176051794
I don't understand the relevance of that statement wrt to my post?
>>176052941
I make up for the tunnel vision by using a radar hack that shows me where the enemies are
>>176026334
APRELL FHALLS
>tricked lost that
LMAO
>>176047779
>buying the moment you spawn
mong
>>176053054
... sounds p stupid but ok
>>176053065
what?
>reflections with thorin
>3 hours of thorin talking to thorin
It's over lads, we've hit the peak autism levels and the world is going to be destroyed by autism blackhole generated by British ginger.
>>176057229
>its real
>>176057229
Is he okay?
>>176057229
>>176058104
>>176057229
>this has to be a joke
>
>>176057229
i just saw it and came here to post about it but seems like magog is already on it
hip 2 be square
who wins faze vs SK
literally cheaters vs cheaters
>>176065503
>doubting the BBC
>faze my boys beat astralis again
>miss all of it because fucking australian time zone
show me your crosshairs faggots
>cl_crosshairstyle 4 masterrace
Thorin should do a talk to Thorin video where he talks to Thorin.
>>176069660
what the fuck is this off center shit
Why is everyone so sure Sk is going to be 3-0 FaZe?
Am I the only one that expects it to go to 5 maps?
>>176069971
it works fuckig great, bullets arent going to the center anyway
show me yours then faggot
shroud has autism
>>176074085
Fuck off reddo we dont care about him
just ate some cheesecake and I'm about to shit out my entire intestinal track bros
send help
>>176077549
I'm proud of you anon
>no good streams on
#FaZeUp over favelas?
>Thorins guys
>Astralis, SK, G2
>Our Guys
>Faze, fnatic, Gambit
You know its true
could we possibly have the first decent showmatch?
>Team UK
>One person from the UK
I just ranked up to gnm can I get a congratulatory (you)?
PANSY CASTING????
>Pansy will never call you daddy
>Not only did moses part the red sea for the israelites, he also hasn't competed in a decade
>>176088771
>she will never suffocate you with her chubby ass
>Pansy will never ever halal slaughter you so your conciousness fades away with your last thoughts being about her
>esl hiding the team chat trash talk during the show match
fucking why?
>you're getting shit on
kek
>I can confirm I am a wanker
>>176087559
I think that was the first decent showmatch
That was an actually decent showmatch.
Where's the fucking operation
>>176092127
dropping in hot on thursday
Why is everyone in thie game autistic/mentally ill?
>join derank lobby so I can play with friends
>lobby 1 kids keep missing still/spinning targets
>lobby 2 kids on my team are throwing yet actually trying to win
>dude i'm just joking lol i am throw
>one retard keeps changing his name to lol randum xdD nonsense
how many more hours until it starts
>>176094491
bruh you might be autistic if such minor things bother you
Is drinking alcohol out of a shoe is the Australian national pastime?
>>176094836
drinking alcohol out of [X] is the australian national pastime. we'd drink alcohol into a shoe if we could
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
FAZE UP BOIS
https://www.twitch
.tv/mauisnake
Are they going to go all out and full blatant out of the gates? Or is this going to be another SK comeback after the first half episode?
>>176095423
Its going to be a SK get to round 15, choke 7 rounds, go into OT then suddenly dominate again episode
>>176095403
you know esports is on right?
>>176095465
Ahh! I forgot about that one. Then it's going to be a full blowout right after.
>>176095517
ohfug
>1 round in and theyve already toggled on
disgusting
>>176095423
YEP both teams going fully crisp
le cheating monkeys episode
epic
felps is crisp
>It's a favelas cheat out a championship so ESL can farm monkey viewers
out already desu
>>176096008
Uma delicia....
>taco
>taco
>taco
>taco
>taco throwing on a """"dumb"""" play so people don't question his locks during the next round where you reset the t loss
smart desu
>taco
JUST
>allu
this is shaping up to be a real short grand final
>>176096445
tried going for a knife
>>176096445
he killed himself jumping from b upper to bomb train cause he's a fucking retard
>>176096445
all me
>>176096436
>He's never watched a favelas final
before
They will throw the next map or two. Then have a miraculous "comeback" where they go from being awful to hitting shots through smokes walls and jumps
>>176096445
>tfw lost my chance to get a free (You)
dumb hamster poster
Dear 176096713
sux4(You)
^
Will trade (You) for skine
faze is getting absolutely destroyed
fer the cuck
>>176096867
lol
>>176096713
It's okay anon, thought it did feel good.
Here's a (you) just for you :^)
what the actual fuck did i just watch
>>176057229
holy autism
>>176065503
fazeup lol
>>176069274
that sucks
>>176069660
neat
>>176071090
me too
>>176074085
rude desu
>>176083446
#FaZeUp of course
>>176087559
I think so
>>176089831
because it's probably nsfw
>>176092567
never
>>176095246
#FaZeUp
>>176096008
you can't cheat on lan
>>176097009
peanut brain
>>176096867
lewd
>>176097009
>>176096867
straya cunt
what the fuck was that round
>allu awp 2nd round
))))
what the ever living fuck
>Brazilian CS
guess fallen finally got his skill updated
>>176097370
just in time
fuckig what is this game
>>176097510
skill vs "skill"
>>176097510
cs:go
>coldzera missed
is he finally starting to crumble?
>>176097510
toggled vs untoggled
FAZEUP
How many rounds does SK let faze get before toggling back on?
I guess you could say they weren't
fazed by the first half
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
>>176097184
lot of imagniary liquid in that size 8.5
#FAZEUP LADS
this is brilliant
god kio
>>176094651
dude triggered xddd
I know faze are coming back but sk are getting so many plants, eventually they'll win won
why nobody bhop in pro games?
>>176097986
>fuck off we're full
>half of them are non white
>>176098242
the pajeets found a new place to poo
cheating monkeys
holy FUCK fallen
what hte FUCK
fallen is such a nigger, he doesn't hide his shit yet people still defend that subhuman
i just fucking missed it
where u @ gringos???
>>176095465
Felps appears to have missed the memo that he wasn't supposed to win the last round.
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
>>176098607
>>176098610
>>176098612
>>176098624
fallen is bretty good
Oh look another SK almost loses but then somehow gets it together with only a few rounds to spare script.
When will they retire this one..
>>176098742
jw better
ngl that was pretty sick
i can't do dat even with hax
that's some next lvl shiat
if you guys want to harass twist gf https://twitter.com/caraCSGO/status/861092574479532033
>>176099741
kys
>>176099741
twistzz is in the chat lol
>buy rifles
>lose
>buy pistols
>win
explain this gotards
>>176100202
shit game LOL
>karrigan starts walking out
>taco turns to the side he's at before karrigan is out
hmmmm
le perfect timing meme
fucking hate brazilians
VACO
>australians rooting for SK
i knew you guys were based
Faze is so bad right now
>>176100839
nigger
>Cold holds highway then inexplicably turns back towards site as the CT peaks
hmmmmm
>>176100867
niko needs to start going off. its their only chance when fallen and cold are playing this well
how do you even come back from that ludicrous play fallen pulled to win game 1?
>>176100914
>silver thinks holding a spot means tunnel visioning it
At what point even these retards casting start to doubt the perfect timing that the monkeys get every round?
Just gonna let you guys know FaZe paid for this one.
Put in you bets if you still have the chance.
>this is going to be an insane match!
>sk 3-0 faze but some nice deagle shots from MeMo
>>176099741
this is fucking embarrassing
also that sight is fucking laggy as shit
GOD DAMMIT ALLU YOU BETTER NOT MAKE THE FUCKING "BOT ALLU" MEME REAL FUCKING MEMES BECOME REALITY FUCK THIS SHIT I'M MAD AND CRYING
>>176101080
They all know the question is when will le reddit nova kiddies drop the game sense joke
>>176101251
Why were they making fun of magog
>>176101080
Cry is free
>>176101382
Retard.
>>176101372
;_;
walk me through the logistics of how you think anyone can cheat on LAN. not just "muh feelz say nibba cheatin," but an actual logical, evidence-based argument.
>buy pistols
>win
?
uhhhhhh gotards? hello????
>>176101587
nanomachines
>>176101587
put cheats on pc
cheat
that's how
>>176101628
this desu
>>176101638
>put cheats on pc
don't you think that's something they'd, you know, check for?
QUE OTA ?
>>176101587
Players are allowed to bring in their own keyboards and mice, and its pretty simple to mod equipment with cheats and bind a hotkey to trigger them for a split second.
This observer is fucking retarded
>>176101743
hey im doing my bes
>>176101683
there are, you know, undetectable cheats?
pistol/ump nerf when
>>176101743
he doin his bes>>176101776
Any of you mad lads play CSGO on a thinkpad? Wondering if my x230 could handle some casual DM when I am away from home.
I recognize this script. Wake me up when it's 2-1 already.
faze niggers where u @?
victory got into your heads
>>176101937
i have an old xps with a gt 750m and it run csgo pretty well, considering its hardware. FPS is between 80~100 across all maps
>faze
Lol even fucking Niko is playing like a noob
>>176102059
Neat, do you know if CSGO runs better on windows or linux?
What did he mean by this?
>>176102032
brazilians are niggers tho? faze players are white
>>176101726
any custom functionality in the hardware itself would have to be loaded via a custom driver. microsoft plug and play packages have a very limited spectrum, and it would be simple to hash check the package your hacked hardware is trying to load compared to packages provided by manufacturers.
>>176101816
there's no such thing.
>>176102137
probably windows
>>176102175
>no such thing
lmao
m
a
o
even fucking aimtux is "undetectable"
>faze
if the only time i go to major in july and the favelas win it im gonna be pissed no joke lads
>>176102249
Remember to take a pic of you pissing
>>176102286
im gonna make a magog poster
>>176101864
thx
>>176102231
you going to compile that on the machines running windows at IEM?
>tfw you kinda look like YNK
WHITE BOI
TAKE A GOOD LOOK
YOU CAN'T COMPETE
>>176102137
I get more frames and less problems on WIndows stick to it
>>176102429
I gave you an example, retard, ofc they're not using that.
>>176102513
what are they using then? you've given me literally nothing except a hack which relies on use of an operating system literally no tournament uses. "undetectable hacks must exist because in this one isolated circumstance where everything is stacked in your favor" doesn't really fly.
what are the odds of SK suddenly "losing form" and we see a 5th map
KQLY hacked on LAN, didn't he? If so I bet they can still hack, since I sent think he told anybody how he did it.
she is beautiful
>you will never be fer's cousin bf
>>176102905
it's over m8
>>176102908
He didn't tell anybody how he did it*
>>176102908
nice post
very well researched and informative
now go back to d2g
>>176102908
He didn't cheat on LAN, that's a false claim
>>176102429
"nibba cheatin"
>>176101587
Your autism is strong you need medical advice
>>176103356
>muh feelz say nibba got da tism need u a doctor muh du
>>176103384
no ones in their feelings but you desu
>>176102908
>>176103320
we actually dont know if he cheated on lan
rain looks like an olympian god
SK will suddenly become shit on this map
:^)
>>176103491
I think it's his eyes, anytime I see him he seems like a literal alpha male
I woke up late, how hard were the monkeys cheating in the first two games? Were they close?
>>176103854
I'm amazed these monkeys haven't been caught. Does any human think they have the capability to beat EU or USA teams?
fucking cheater animals should be eating bananas not playing games
>>176103936
Valve needs to cover it up, otherwise CSGO will be even more dead.
>>176103854
>>176103936
>>176104035
are you guys being ironic? white people lmfao
>>176104035
I don't get why valve is so obsessed with catering to monkey south americans. First Dota 2 US servers being chimped out on by them and now tournaments. I doubt they bring in even 1/100th the revenue of USA
>>176104092
americans are cucks
>>176104085
t. cheatzera
>>176104085
In 2015, Brazil had a murder rate of 25.2 per 100,000 population. There were a total of 50,108 murders in Brazil in 2015. Another study has the 2015 murder rate at 32.4 per 100,000, with 64,357 homicides.
>allu awp
>>176104085
>he's unironically not white
Now THAT'S an lmfao right here.
cara is a memer desu
>>176104085
post your IQ and race
Literally every piece of technology you touch is made by white or asians.
>allu awp in 2017
>>176103936
>USA Team
kek
KEK
K E K
>>176104272
97 hispanic
>>176104272
mexican and 160 IQ (yes, really)
>white or asians
So you're saying that the majority of technology wasn't made by the racial minority? you don't say lmfao
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to host the final at 3AM
>>176104445
proof?
>>176104557
Australia wanted to remind everyone they exist
>>176104557
>>176104436
hispanic is not a race
>>176104445
mexican is not a race
>>176104617
why would he have proof for something he made up
>>176104709
Is mongoloid a race?
>>176104557
>5 51PM
>any maps after this will be the perfect time to watch while having dinner, one of the most important meals of the day
lol anon it's a great idea
>monkeys toggle off for inferno to evaluate their real skill
>get stomped
>will hard rage toggle for the next map
>>176104797
Average "mexican" has like 50% european genetics.
>>176104882
>mexicans are 50% white
Highly doubt that.
>ESEA = Paid botnet
/ourguy/?
>>176104720
>>176104617
whites are a minority on the global scale you tards
>>176104978
23andme results are around 60% for hispanics. Really depends on location/city.
>>176105214
>implying i'm not white as the driven snow
step your game up nibba
here we go monkeys from losing 10-4 to winning some crappy eco and now they are playing like ''gods'' and they will win 3-0... Classic... Always when they are getting raped there is 1 eco round where something just ''clicks'' and they comeback...
>>176105313
SK just abuse pistols too win lucker noobs
>>176105297
Whatever helps you sleep at night, mudskin.
>>176099741
can i get some more senpaitachi in here?
>>176105313
There are a lot of ways to cheat that pretty much all esports orgs don't check for. Mainly in-ear mini speaker and someone in stands/nearby giving you info.
I could easily help a team cheat at any esports tournament and get away with it even majors.
in ear plastic speaker with me feeding positions to the player so they know everything enemy is doing. It's even bigger in dota 2 with ganks/rosh etc
No tournament checks for this and many chinese teams used it at big valve tournaments in dota 2.
>be born white with no choice in the matter
>identify with it
>people who weren't born white are retarded because someone who was my race made something that everyone uses
what
As a black man, it feels good to see SK performing at this level.
Poor people can do fairly well, we just need a chance.
>>176105556
>born white
>is assmad
lmfao
C H O K E
>>176105556
You are using the low IQ strawman argument. It doesn't apply to inviduals. It's about societies.
A society with IQ average (genetic) 100+ is a good society. The reason we have so many problems in modern world is because we don't accept genetic truths. Hence you're idiocy of "85 iq average hispanics are just as good" creates shitty societal choices.
It's absolutely true that Brazil as a whole is lower IQ and worse genetics which contributes to why it is a shithole. Saying "this doesn't matter" because of individual exceptions is a strawman argument.
>>176088237
youve got a long way in front of you, dont let hackers and smurfs drag you down. congrats for reaching gnm :)
>>176105556
Go away shitskin,
So many stormfags ITT stop embarrassing /pol/
>>176105746
The genetic contribution to intelligence is a scientific truth. The average cognitive ability of certain ethnicities is statistically proven.
>karrigan challenging an ak with a usp
literal retard
>>176105839
No shit, what does this have to do with csgo?
>>176105895
all cognitive functions are linked. Hence CSGO performance / reaction times are correlated with g. Hence European/Asian genetics dominate CSGO
>>176105940
the monkeys are beating the nords...
If genetics really matter and you descend directly from vikings, then why you are a cuck beta male virgin
It's over.
>>176106016
Yeah, they need to cheat in order to win.
>>176106067
t. silver 3 with 200 hours
>>176106061
im not a virgin
>>176106016
nice jinx
>>176106090
Stay mad mudskin.
>>176106196
they are winning by exactly 32 rounds
>>176106267
I'm white stormfag
>>176106270
>>176106196
okay maybe i did jinxed them
Holy fuck, didn't think they could pull it off.
>>176102021
Wakey! Wakey!
#FAZEUP
reminder this is a slegs blankes general.
>>176106481
Implying it's not on purpose
>>176105679
thanks
faze got a map off of sk
#fazeup
>>176106481
They got one but Overpass is next. I'd be shocked if Faze got more than 6 or 7 rounds in total on Overpass
>>176106481
this is lecuck and brady storyline again
brace yourself for reminder that sk blew a 2-0 lead memes
dubz decides what i do
>>176106571
get a magog sign
>>176106605
are you boys implying it's rigged?
>>176106571
>dubz
Kill yourself redditor cancer.
>>176106651
u mad fagit
>>176106571
an hero
>>176106571
Tell them where to get there lol at
>Turn them off these last few rounds amigos, we don't want it to be too blatant
>>176106472
:^)
>>176106727
ye u mad
>>176106571
Yell "favela"
what cpus you guys use and what are your regular fps?
>>176106840
Streaming is very CPU intensive, the CPUs that I use are Intel i7.
Brazillian men <3
>>176106840
My processor is Intel I7 which lets me stream at a higher bitrate so it's better for my viewers.
>>176106840
Streaming is very CPU intensive, the CPUs that I use are Intel i7.
>>176106840
Intel my 8 is the processor stream. Bitrate, higher viewers, so it's which that lets my use Intel stream viewers.
>>176106840
So which it Intel is, bitrate? My higher at viewers of bitrate and i7 of stream intensive views.
>>176106878
whore
>>176106840
At stream of views
Bitrate my Intel
Is which so?
>>176106840
5960x, 500-600
If I'm recording it's around 300.
>wake up
>faze on its way to losing 3-1 again
why does this team suck at bo5s so much?
>>176107129
>recording
wow this game is boring can't wait to watch /ourguy/ Pala analyse heroic v misfits
>>176107129
Uh, I mean
Stream i7 viewers le trole bitrate
>>176107175
remove pala
>>176107160
I rewatch my mistakes and good plays using footage of my screen, rather than what the retarded 32 tick shit says I did, or what the server says I did, since my ping isn't great.
>>176107273
>what are demos
Retard.
>>176107335
>being this retarded
>lose pistol round
>buy pistols second round
>win
gotards??
>>176107360
>says the retard that records his casual games
>>176107365
its ok cuz dgl is high skill and shiet
>>176107395
t. retard who will never play a non-casual game
>>176107335
Also 32 tick. I want to record what I see.
>>176107395
>implying i am him
admin kick the favelas
Fallen micro toggles to secure the round
gotards??
>>176107468
>>176107481
>>176107492
>literal casual playing inbreds that can't google how demos work
i miss /him/
>>176107134
sorry script says faze wins overpass then favelas win mirage in second OT.
>>176107584
>literal retard not understanding that watching a video is a lot easier then watching a demo
>that karrigan play
What were you saying about favelas and IQ?
KARRIGAN THE MONSTER HOLY SHOT
NINJA LOL EAT SHIT MONKEYS
that was actually a ninja not a reddit ninja
TFW TO SMART FOR LOSING 3v1
>>176107656
>literal retard that records his DM games
>>176107656
>analyzing your own plays without x-ray or multiple POVs
average gotard
>>176107762
>not analyzing your aim_botz sessions
stay gn forever kid
CAUSE MY SEX JUNK IS SO OH OH OH
ESCOBAR DOES IT AGAIN
SK got this easy. They're too good on CT side overpass.
>coldzera once again conveniently spraying down 3 whilst camera isn't on him
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>176107773
>xrays and multiple angles
I'll agree it's useful, but I don't play with 5 ping. The stuff I see is very different to what the server sees. I want to know if I've missed shots or whether I'm being fucked by csgo, and whether I could have seen someone and reacted slowly, or held the wrong angles for my ping. Seeing things back in time is of no help to me.
>>176107995
observing is pretty bad desu
>>176107995
>spraying
>3 headshots in one second
>>176108020
>literally doesn't understand how ping works
Stop embarrassing yourself retard.
>not spectating the guy clutching
breaking the first rule of spectating fuck me sideways
>allu with the SWAG XD LOL SWAG-7
One of my least favourite caster memes
>>176108118
/killme/
SK is the best CSGO team ever
SK era > Fnatic era
>>176108174
>cheaters are better than cheaters
nice.
>>176108174
hello 2017 prod
>navi strats
itstimetostop.gif
>it's another SK are up 2-0 then go 2-2 then bring it back with a close game to win 3-2 script
*yawn*
>5 people are off the bomb site and its not planted
ummmm fazetards?
>>176108250
M A S T E R M I N D
>>176108215
SK will win overpass 16:9, though.
>>176108101
I have to play off angles almost exclusively, because people see me well before I see then. It's not even the ping, it's something else wrong with my game or internet. I've given up on uninstalling and reinstalling steam, cs etc, and fucking around with my router. Now I focus on playing with what I've been dealt with.
>Playing 128 tick servers is slightly better, but I know for a fact that they see me too early even then, because I talk to them.
Simply put, I'm teaching myself to be better positioned.
If FaZe win overpass against SK that should count for 2 maps desu
lel this is my first time watching a tourney for a while
No wonder taco wore a beanie all the time LMAO
>>176108297
Yeah dude, some magical powers are holding you back. It's totally not the fact that you're incredibly stupid.
>>176108351
yep
Forcebuyswinlol
So both of the teams have toggled by now? I didn't watch the last map
tfw no qt missharvey gf
>>176108406
both of them just played like retards the last few rounds
we will never see that coldzera """skill"""
>>176108351
People were saying he was using hats to lift up the noise canceling headphones a bit, so he could hear the casters and the crowd, but honestly he's just a shit genetics balding monkey.
Why the fuck aren't they replaying colds fucking 3 headshots? Fucking rigged
>Stream isn't 1080p60
Fucking dropped
And they call it a "tournament" jeeez
>>176107591
if he and bialy had a child it still would look exactly the same
>>176108413
oink oink xd
>>176108507
Aussies have shit internet.
>>176108540
At least the replays aren't literal fucking 144p like that one tourney like a week or two ago
Is your vocabulary as good as DDK?
>>176108361
You seem very hostile for no particular reason. It doesn't really matter, because I know I'm far smarter than you ;^)
https://twitter.com/m0E_tv/status/861147981755457536
>>176108582
Yeah, but they have add overlays on the stream itself.
>>176108589
>needs to make excuses to why he's trash
>calls himself smart
heh
>>176108617
I would jew like that too if I had to pay 200$ a month to get a 5GB datacap on my internet
>>176108583
>normal british english is too advanced for ameriturds
>>176108595
meh just randomly sprayed and prayed for rng
Okay thats fucking VAC as shit
>get to go to glorious Australia
>weather isn't good enough to go to the beach
What a shit tourney.
>missed half this game because of shit
>really want faze to win so I can just watch one last map before no tournaments
caman faze
>>176108595
not hacking at all... -_-
Does anyone have the replay of the ninja?
>>176108783
it was sunny literally all week except Wednesday and Thursday morning though
>>176108675
>implies people rewatching failed or good plays are trash
>calls others stupid
heh
>>176108827
nice memeface I'm pretty triggered
Can Astralis make a come back?
Or is SK going to dominate 2017?
ADMIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
KICK THE FUCKING FAVELAS ALREADY
>>176108876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhAC7ja2ARQ
bot posts highlights
>>176108876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhAC7ja2ARQ
>>176108925
how the fuck is that a meme
>both teams are literally hacking
nice
>>176108996
says the silver
>>176108932
see >>176108889
Glad we resolved this amicably.
>>176108996
>shoot at tracers
>not even a headshot
>hacking
ALLU NEEDS TO STOP AWPING
SO BAD
LG CHEAT
>>176108996
GE actually
Allu being baited with that shot just cost them the tournament. 100%.
>>176109059
>>176109083
that was indeed a huge fuck up
>>176109026
see >>176108675
This time use basic reading comprehension before embarrassing yourself yet again.
allu had no reason to push hes so bad
>>176109062
meant for >>176109018
Why didn't they just get ynk to observe when he's not analysing? He used to be quite good at it
>hold a perfect spot for awp where you can see them first thanks to the round shape of tunnel
>allu pushes for absolutely 0 (ZERO) fucking reason
what a fucking shitstain
>tfw rooting for faze just because they have based finnish autist allu
>>176109136
It's too much too ask, he probably writes notes down too during games
>>176108881
Was it warm enough to go for a swim?
>cold isnt hacking
>im srs
>pls believe
>no hacks
Thorin will use SK beating Faze to prove that Astralis are the best team in the world. I guarantee it.
>>176108996
Faze is literally the only pro team that doesnt cheat
sk are dirty negroes
>wallen
Fallen more like Wallen fucking monkey
lol niko just jumping in there
OMFG FAZE YOU RETARDS
how the fuck is cold so fucking good
>fallen locks on but doesn't shoot so it doesn't look sus
gotards???
so blatant
somebody stop the monkey's, their 3rd world mentality makes them cheat with no remorse
>>176109417
Great """gamesense"""
fucking pablo
>faggen trying to pull off a s1mple
kek monkey shitter
Everyone in SK looks exactly like a gypsy, except redditen.
Amazing game sense from Fallen there
Im confident and 100% sure that favela is cheating every time some fishy force buy wins and gamesense always winning pistol rounds and always winning in last second out of nothing...
faze is garbage
>wins IEM
>puts on hat
>>176109557
huh...really makes ya think
Pretty good tournament all in all apart from a shit script and even shitter observing
1080p they said
racists btfo
Imagine if CS fans were like football fans. Monkeys wouldn't even be alive anymore.
>>176109557
ever watch f1 races faggot? stop being a jealous bitch
Since gaining Niko Faze haven't not made a final yet turbo autismals like Thorin still rank them badly
>>176109598
>Like 5 rounds Coldzera got 2 or 3 kills in the span of a second
>Each time observer is watching someone else running around with their knife
Really hard the ole noggin there
>>176109617
You haven't touched a football in your life nerd.
As a black man, it feels good to see SK performing at this level.
Poor people can do fairly well, we just need a chance.
did nobody see fallen wallen through the wall
on the bomb carrier multiple times with the awp on b site? Wouldn't you want to look at potential places Terrorists can come out from and not directly into the wall?
>good reads
>>176109641
>haven't not
stay in school
>Australia is like Brazil
AUSTRALIA BTFO
>>176109680
>WE WUZ POOR N SHIET
I cant finally sleep, why the fuck did I stay up for this?
>>176109712
He was talking about the crowd dumb cunt
>>176109679
I've touched plenty, because I was a goalie.
>it's only 7:45pm
umm what do I do now?
>>176026119
/ourguys/ SK btfo Reddit team.
Feels fucking great.
>>176109815
Fat kid ay?
>>176109803
>Australians are like Brazilians
Not any better you silly Aussy
>>176109872
No, 1.90m athletic kid.
>>176109803
Not him, but AU got BTFO. AU teams don't have a reason to step up their games if BRs can make it despite their geolocation.
>faggot premade in game
>they keep telling enemies everybody's positions
>but they still pretend like theyre holding sites, playing normaly etc
>cant kick
>nothing to report them for because overwatch doesnt see chat record
epik le deranks xD
>>176109829
Dreamhack tours
>>176109680
>thinking fer is poor
Really baits those responses
>ynk falling for the game sense meme
Our danes+Moddi killing it at dreamhack
LETS GO BOIS
>>176109846
>/ourguys/ SK
(You)
>>176110121
>killing it
>up 13-11 against sgayres
>>176110123
They are.
>>176109846
nobody was /ourguy/ in final but i cheered for faze because they are white
>>176110236
SK are turbo reddit
>>176110121
my nigga jugi<3
>>176110278
Faze is a reddit team, you should go to reddit and you'll feel just like home.
>>176110283
>misunderstood bunch
>awkward
>everyone hates them
Literally /ourguys/.
>>176110236
hello reddo
>>176110412
>muh victim shitskin mentality
>>176110481
t.b.h. faze is reddit as fuck
>>176110643
SK is 100% reddit, whereas karrigan and allu at the very least aren't reddit.
>>176110419
Found the redditor trying to fit in.
>>176110412
neither sk or faze is reddit
>>176057229
fair play to him
>>176110664
Allu is the most reddit.
>>176110734
>>176110672
hello reddos
nV made a mistake not picking up AmaNEk and even devo considering the washed up hacks they have atm imo
>>176110932
Reddit: The Damage Control
>>176111096
nV are going to trash G2
>>176111174
as happy as that would make me I don't think so desu. I honestly rate Tricked higher than nV atm
>>176111096
You mean g2?
>>176111270
who
r8 my new knives (thanks SK)
Why are faze fans such huge redditors in every game?
>>176111270
G2 never considered picking them up afaik. Besides neither of them have similar roles to NBkry and botty
is DDK, dare I say it, /ourguy/?
>>176111553
DDK studied deep inner game philosophy for years. Look up his youtube lectures. He literally *gets* life.
>>176111627
I've always enjoyed watching those. He seems like a smart guy
>>176111553
Yes, he has always been one of /ourguys/.
@176111839
go away
>>176111553
What are people saying about Stephen Fry?
How tf did "le antistrat man" leave in de_nuke against heroic lmao
>>176112590
I'm starting to believe it's a forced secret rule from Valve to play nuke all the time. Nobody likes that trash map, nobody has good strats on it even. I don't understand why it's played so much.
>>176112959
spotted the dust2 kiddie
>>176113140
>Tfw GN
>Tfw only play d2
I love the map
It's so comfy
>>176113140
>liking the undisputed best and most iconic map in CS history is bad
hello reddo
good day /csgog/. I just made a twitch account and I wanted to ask for your recommendations in streams preferably english ones. thanks :*
>>176113347
>>176113473
>nova shitter thinks d2 is best map
no surprise here
>>176113537
mixwell, jw, elige
>>176113537
dazed and steel. rest is reddit
>>176113347
>tfw literally only able to play overpass
>physically unable to get > 10 kills on any other map
>>176111306
poor favela monkey i bet selling that chepeast knife will supply you with bananas for a year
Why does this bong keep saying Sean Gah-Res?
>>176113820
>>176113849
thanks friendos
>>176106267
>>176114078
>pink boy doesn't know he has ugly pig skin
lmao whites
>>176114367
>typing lmao at anyone while being a subhumanlmao
guys im having a stroke
>>176115236
>h-he said lmao
LMAO autistic tiny dicklet white comeback. eat shit pinkie.
Ahahahahaha this caster bet on Heroic and is shitting himself rn
>>176113347
Good. Stay there.
tfw 300€ on Heroic
is pala "our" guy?
>>176116337
>betting against this man
>>176115773
>being this angry
Typical subhuman shitskin.
Where my /g2/ at
>>176117663
heddo rellit
>attempting wb on impenetrable wall
HOW DO WE SAVE CS GO?
misfits will win against navi
its time
>>176124586
dust step ur game, my dude
is that the size of his penis?
>>176124842
https://twitter.com/onfiresemmler/status/715236338505818112?lang=en
>>176123828
Source 2
128 tick
balance economy properly
un-nerf a1s
>>176125138
>didn't mention the one thing that's killing the game the hardest - cheaters
Retard.
>>176123828
Better AC with machine bans
whats wrong with simple?
did he lose his wonderkid touch?
is it navi?
>>176125327
his gf was sold away to the muslims
>>176124842
yo whos the left guy i recognize him
>>176125670
>>176125670
https://twitter.com/fimmz
>mfw my 1 year long griefing spree ended today
>>176125138
t. reddit
>>176125218
>+ proper invasive vac, like source had
Happy?
>>176128171
Hey, fuck you buddy, that's Mr. Reddo to you.
>>176128292
>>+ proper invasive vac, like source had
uhm gotards??
>>176128292
not too helpful against ring0 hacks or mutating hacks.
>Na`Vi
I remember /csgog/ memeing a year ago about how these guys were /ourguys/.
SHAHZ
I wonder how much Navi are getting to throw this
is this where misfits are going to choke?
>>176123986
god damn shazam is a joke lmao
Who the fuck are edz1e, amanek, and that other who on shitfits?
>two people about to fight
>observer switches away
n-nani?
NEVER joke about NA CS again faggots or else
>>176131002
fuck off elige
>>176131002
>>176128786
It would mean less people with freeware though, and not having to wait every 5 months for a vac wave.
>>176130998
Autodirectors a shit
>Navi losing a map to Misfits
They probably made more from that than they will from the prize money.
navi losing to a team with 2 new player
EU getting clapped loool
>>176032841
How's it feel that my accord is faster?
>losing to MissShits
guardian making dat paper after this yo
SK is the only serious top tier team.
>>176133469
hello reddo
>>176133469
big if true
>Wake up
>Check stream
>NaVi is getting shit on
Can I have a quick rundown lads?
Is the UMP meta behind all these upsets?
>>176133886
Shahzam!
>>176133886
>>176133969
another shitskin destroying europe
>>176133886
shahzam downloaded some cheats for the first time backstage
>>176133969
>>176134007
>>176134089
Tip top
so how would you fix navi?
>>176134215
fire everyone except flamie
>>176134215
buy gambit
>>176134324
this and -mou +s1mple
>Na`Vi are done
>>176134215
Write the script in their favor.
>br monkey subhumans start winning again
>shit tier NA team beats navi
wow i guess those retards found a way to hack in lan again
>>176134373
zeus doesn't like s1mple
>>176133385
Pls don't play pretend with your car, it's unhealthy. The only Hondas faster than an STi is the NSX range.
>multiple crowd shots
>no mention of empty seats
cmon magog
>>176134669
I was thinking about it like 5 times, but too lazy.
>>176134669
it's the losers' bracket. nobody gives a fak about tier3 teams.
desu they played good since zeus left
starix is the real issue because now they try to play a looser style to accomodate simple and they get destroyed
>>176134786
and there's the damage control
like a clockwork
>>176133886
they received the call
Navi bettors on suicide watch
>>176134896
0.05 cents have been deposited in your ESLâ„¢ Gaming account.
>>176134896
>like a clockwork
Nice English, shitskin subhuman.
>>176134893
Uhm starix isnt even with them anymore
ITS HAPPENING
>>176135358
exactamondo
>using a cringy biker instead of a skater
Weak.
>>176135445
You want starix back?
Not saying I want it to happen, but imagine some djihadist bombing up the whole place during the final, because the CT side won or something.
>>176134007
Normally hate pol bullshit but this is 10/10 my friend
>>176135743
It's France, so it's very likely
>I'm literally older than nattu
What the fuck, I thought he was in his thirties.
>>176135894
and hunden looks like he's 40
>white people genes
>>176135951
Meanwhile fallen looks 40, and taco is already balding.
>shitskin genetics
>>176135894
He's 32...
https://twitter.com/starixCS/status/861278947815948288
s1mply ebin :DD
>>176136004
Taco looks like a cute 20 year old fuck boy.
>>176136053
But he said 23.
>>176136186
He looks like a balding downie.
>>176136326
They were joking. They swapped the digits.
>>176136587
Le epin britbong "humor" got me.
>three of the most boring and cringy people on desk
>dust and discount anders casting
>no tier-1 teams
does this tourny have any redeeming quality?
how does this man look gayer every time I see him
>>176135358
That's my point, they've really gone downhill since he left.
>>176137491
>Danes getting btfo
>No brazillians
>>176137725
they were downhill before he left
guardian seized flamie just aren't the same anymore
>>176137725
If you want a landmarker for the fall of Navi, it was when they kicked their IGL for an aimer.
>>176137815
Seized was never good, yet he was outperforming everyone on his team today.
NEW THREAD
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NEW THREAD
>>176138034
NEW THREAD
>>176138034
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