/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

first for dan m

funky yeah

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>superteam losing to tier 3 team

I need to purge my sins.

I've been watching CSGO esports since before IBP got banned, yet I learned Friis isn't British just now.

>>176138562
so you've been retarded all this time, thank for share

>>176138717
>thank for share

At least I'm white, and know basic English.

>>176138793
I knew that would trigger your pathetic brain

>>176138860
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Nice try, retard.

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>on 4chan
>expects like-minded individuals

>>176139085
When is this shitter going to retire?

>>176139287
>shitter
him and friberg are literally carrying the team

>>176139425
carrying the team out of groups

>>176139425
You know shit is bad when literal friberg is carrying you.

I am closet hacking for 6 months on Linux with ocasional raging in MM. No ban. Everything above LE is filled with cheaters. Prime is a joke. Non prime is unplayable.

>>176139515
I meet about the same number or even less cheaters in SMFC/GE non-prime than prime

>>176139515
More news at 11.

dust is so fucking annoying

>>176139990
hello reddo

>>176139990
yeah it is a shit map, just don't queue for it

>>176140135
hello dust

How to fix csgo:
>nerf pistol movement speed
>increase UMP price to $1900
>buff the Galil
>fix HE grenade angles
>128tick MM
>hire an new anticheat team
>Improve HRTF

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>G2

>>176140215
It would be more s1mple to ban magogs

>>176140215
*movement accuracy

How to fix csgo:
>give everyone aimlock and wh by default
>16tick so pajeet isn't disadvantaged
>force russian translation and cyrilic name
>allow surrender after first three rounds
>remove all maps except dust2
>lower awp price to $1200

so i have a stupid question.

why do pros play on those lower resolutions? is it to see people easier, to shoot easier or what?

>>176140693
fps

>>176140693
-More fps
-4:3 an 5:4 streched aspect ratios have wider pixels for easier shots
-many of them are accustomed to lower res over years of playing

>>176140693
autisdm

>>176140814
>>176140884
so i guess my real question is am i at a disadvantage playing at 1920x1080? is there a point where i should think of switching res'?

i'm currently LEM if that helps

>>176141014
on a crt a low res could get 150+ hz

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>>176141014
>i'm currently LEM if that helps

No, no it doesn't help.

>he thinks lowering res will give you more fps
Shroud and a bunch of others get an easy 400+ on native res

How to fix csgo:
>bring back old scout

>>176141014
most the stuff you hear about resolution in cs go is a bunch of chinese whispers and is, these days with systems capable of high fps, entirely up to personal preference and what you are used to

>>176141250
Every CSGO pro that plays on native is trash.

>>176141014
I play at 2560x1080, don't even get 120 fps, am mg2 and don't give a fuck since I'm not some kind of idiot who gets all his self esteem from a game for neets.

>>176141447
>cs
>a game for neets

Literal braindead retard.

>>176141269
Literally flush your self

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>>176142185
>he can't jump scout

>>176142398
Everyone can do it retard. Fucking nys jump scout is cancer

>>176139515
We know. LE+ ranks are just about being faster than cheaters and outplaying the morons who think seeing people through walls gives them enough of an advantage.

>>176142398
>he can't jump scout post nerf
git gud my man

post trade links

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So how can you tell if someone is using aimbot or is smurfing when they rack up this amount of kills in a single game? Should a gap between he and his teammates be this huge? Is reporting even gonna do something, am I just being a fag?

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>be bad
>watch anime
>stay bad
>join csgog discord
>become worse
>lose

if that nade landed he would of won that.

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thx for those odds ;^)

is it possible to change my viewmodel to have the arm/gun extended out just slightly?

>>176146673
There's a map on the workshop for that.
simply search for viewmodel or something

But be aware that often the reload animation gets much more in your face when you use the minimal viewmodel.

>>176146418
wait gambling is still allowed?

>>176146987
it was never non allowed

Ai Se Eu Te Pego

>>176147274
what sites tdo people use now?

>>176146418
what site is that? im betting on csesport but odds are shit there...

>teammate with pistol only plants bomb with 8 seconds left in round
>throw him a gun
>autopickup switches to the gun midplant
>we lose

XD LMAO

>Immortals playing vs literal hackers

>>176148632
you mean the hues themselves are the hackers?

>>176148230
why is autopickup even on by default

https://twitter.com/C9shroud/status/861328852714364928

>>176150543
>reddit: the player playing reddit: the game
really makes you think

>stressed over finals coming up
>take a break from studying for some stress relief CS
>three straight matches of getting headshot through smoke, shot through walls, shot in the back every time i turn around, Ts literally only clearing corners where i'm playing and nowhere else
How much is CEVO again?

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Literally /ourguys/

>>176150971
wheres the sex tape

>>176140884
>-4:3 an 5:4 streched aspect ratios have wider pixels for easier shots
>wider pixels for easier shots
this is so stupid it hurts my brain

>>176143621
If you don't think seeing people through walls is enough of an advantage, then you're brain damaged.

at least i dont have to cheat to win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzsFR4Iv-3w
/ourguy/ shroud btfos reddit

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>>176138034
>hurr durr just fuck the whole team chemistry to add the little faggot with brain damage because his aim is nuts bro
>navi will sure win a major now

Where are those Thoorin fantards and other brainlet niggers who think they understand shit about CS, saying s1mple was the solution?

brazil ruined csgo

>>176155107
>next thoorin video 5h monologue about how s1mple is insane and people need to adapt to his playstyle because the fag is thoorin's homolust

>>176152954
actually made me uninstall. thanks shroud

>>176152954

>it hasn't improved much

Is this kid too young to remember 2011?

>>176158169
anything is shit when you do it for 5 thousand hours. the game is far from perfect, but those guys are jaded as fuck

>>176158169
and right after he says that he corrects himself...............

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post skines

>have 3 papers due by tomrrow
>havent even pirated word

>c9 just talking about how much they DUDE WEED
no wonder they're shit
https://clips.twitch.
tv/EndearingCuriousNuggetsSpicyBoy

>Be better than Shroud
>STILL stuck in Silver/GN
I JUST dropped back to SEM because of my retarded teammates.

i think im dumb

>>176167536
>tfw all aim no brain

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>>176168145
>tfw all brain

>>176167536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL4Sb0utqR8

>>176168323
tfw brain but the reaction times of a stroke victim

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>tfw no chin

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>>176168145
This is me, how 2 fix?
all aim no brain fix pls

>>176151259
Don't speak about things you know nothing about, retard.

http://clutchround.com/csgo-the-ultimate-resolution-guide/
http://csgobase.net/169-vs-43-stretched/

>>176141447
i play 1920x1080 and avg 45-70 fps and i'm smfc

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>>176168323
>tfw smarter than everyone else in gn2
>loose cause outaimed by retards

>>176141250
Lowering resolution directly increases fps. There's less detail to render with lower resolutions.

Why is /csgog/ so fucking stupid?

>>176144997
How to detect a smurf:
- Hours played are very small <600
- Steam ID is a large number
- Account has only two or three nonfree games
- Friends list is small/filled with bots or other smurfs
- Playing hours are small

You're too low a rank to be able to tell if someone is cheating, though.

>>176147753
Vpgame
csesport

I am thinking of coming back to cs:go.

are there hackers or cheaters in competitive?

>>176174606
If prime then you won't see hackers till LE
If non prime then expect hackers after gn4

>>176174973
I've got prime but how's it worth it if I play and keep getting better to just end up playing with hackers? got placed in gn1 by the way

>>176175114
Once you get to LE you are gonna want to start playing ESEA.

It'll still take you a year or two of consistent playing before you get to that point tho.

ugly god is low key fire

>>176176253
n

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>>176173071
>tfw my prime smurf has like 120 hours and is nova 1
>when people start shit-talking about my hours I say 120 hours is pretty normal for a nova, and that I'm trying to rank up
>mfw they buy it

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w-where's everyone at, I had a nightmare and I can't sleep, hold me /csgog/!

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>be a Dotard (Dota Two+Retard)
>PASSIVELY cuck CS:GOgians out of VALVē's Attention, Development Time and, most importantly, Tournament Money
Here's X in your eye!

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>unwhite favelas of 'gog/

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>>176191310

>>176182595
I had nova 1 after that many hours my first time

cum town is the ultimate dm listenings
>that feel when your computer is too shit to handle playing dm very well, so your aim and casual enjoyment tanks and so you give up on playing video games

I wanna get a new computer but I also need to buy a fucking car man

>>176170381
buy p90, so you don't have to aim, negative+negative=positive

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Who do we reckon will be MVP? I reckon it'll be ANGE1 just to trigger NaVi

>>176197759
ange1 has always been one of my favorite players, he's super underrated man. pretty sick aim, and he's still the igl right?

>>176198159
yeah he igl's while popping heads he's great

wtf i just came back after a 2 week break and i updated, my FPS has tanked. I went from 200+ constantly to barely peaking 80 now. wtf valve?

>>176198849
yeah computers suck man
i wish i had a life outside but i don't fuckin know man
just watch the game like everyone else

who up to watch g2 vs mouz

What was map one? Was it close?

deadfox is better with a pistol than the awp lmao

>the city of sgares

Boggles my mind how low NaVi has stooped to lose to literal shitfits.

god ropz will show those frenchies!

>gapex
>gaypex

ropz will do something insane to stop them getting 16-0'd

>cheeky this cheeky that

Stop playing CS:GO or following its "pro" scene.

>>176206141
Why? My whole life has been dedicated to watching cs events.

>ponyposters

lmao

>>176206198
I just reported him

i really want g2 to win desu

KENNYS - THERE'S NO STOPPING THIS MAN BUT APPARENTLY THERE IS

holy fucking shit :DD

>>176207209
top casting right there, fäm

>France surrendered

Ohhh vey who could´ve guessed that.

>Ocelote on G2's French super team: 'Having Kenny playing together with shox? That's like having Messi playing with Ronaldo’
>losing to mousesports
:-D

>>176207332
I imagine Thoorin raging soo hard right now...

>cold af
>instead of exercising or having a shower which I haven't had in a week I'm just going to cook a greasy frozen pizza and get warm that way

modern life is good

i've been following pretty much every '''""big''"" cs event since 2015 and i gotta say those casters are probably the worst i've heard so far

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>>176206227

>redditors are THIS buttblasted by Western Anime

Why Couldn't You Stare Your God In The Face?

>kennys surname is literally schrub

i miss the old /csgog/

>>176208726
>missing something that's been dead for ages

you sound like /sp/

>>176208137
hello reddo

>>176208726
straight from the csgo kanye

>>176208726
you mean the gold nova general which was all about skins and betting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxOVNIdagyM

>>176209634
yeah I miss that and fnaticposting

>watching cs instead of masterchef Australia

I'm tired of the sk script

https://twitter.com/ZeusCS_GO/status/861593165224128512

>>176210970
I stopped watching that a while ago, I dunno what happened but I really did like watching them make food

why is this pony leading the desk?

>dust and discount anders

is it too late to shower

WHAT A CLEAN SWEEP

is dust not the most annoying caster besides megaman?

>>176215832
all of those redditor casters are annoying

reaching peak kenis

hellraisers play like gn3s that just downloaded wallhacks

>>176217568
>lan
>wallhacks
you're funny

>>176219985
>pros
>not cheating
You are too

>>176220096
they're cheating but trigger aim and psilent with low fov at the most.

>>176220169
>>176219985
i didn't say they're using a standard-ass esp but they play like it

>>176220275
so you're saying they have uncanny game sense?

>>176220327
i'm saying they're using some kind of outside assistance, almost like... a cheat

>>176220169
>psilent
yeah, the thing that looks normal to the players and janky as fuck in demos + spectate, they'll use that for a livestreamed lan tournament

you fucking idiot you don't know shit about hacks

>>176220519
with a low enough fov it looks fine in demos and specate and it prevents the guy watching their screen from seeing unnatural flicks

>>176220590
lol

https://twitter.com/jamesbardolph/status/861605261986848768

>>176220824
Not an argument

>body
>not microhacking

Pick one.

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>fnatic complains about prizepool being low

>gets exposed once other teams takes this shit seriously by replacing deadweight players

meme

why cant i filter only english streams

>>176226920
you can do it for literally every game on twitch other than csgo it's dumb

its bc they filter it by skill. we all know russians have the best skills in the game with their high viewership and class

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>play this game for 3 years
>still aim like a mental patient, can't hit first shots on anything
I've hit GE but I feel like I'm never improving with my aim. I've tried all sorts of meme warm ups but nothing gets me going.

for somebody who just started this game what would be better for them, playing casual or aim practice servers?

>>176229525
>tfw can't 1v1 properly, shots I absolutely should hit just don't register, and random extremely quick shots brain them hard in mid-air and they get clotheslined.

>>176229525
What's your sens/hz/res?

>>176230107
literally doesn't matter, nothing besides dm and comp teaches you anything useful

>>176229525
if you've continously ranked up then you have a perception problem rather than a real problem imo

>>176231260
1.8/1k/native

>>176232050
>1k hz

Retard,

>>176231850
whats the difference between DM and aim practice servers

>>176232090
Why wouldn't you use 1000hz over 500hz

>>176232497
are you talking about your mouse polling rate?

>>176232497
lmao retard

>>176232210
aim practice maps usually refers to shooting at bots which doesnt do much
>>176234585
20/mtf/cali

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what did he mean by this

That scene when brax, stewie2k, and M0E we're in the lobby and M0E was afk. Stewie2k said : " I think M0E is afk" Then Brax "I don't really like M0E" and stewie2k "Yeah, fuck M0E, Fuck that guy" that's why I said "Fuck M0E" #BAD_ENGLISH

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Does /csgog/ think Smix is hot?

>>176237709
No self respecting 4/10+ man thinks she's hot.

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this is what cs does to you

https://clips.twitch
.tv/IncredulousElatedPigeonHeyGuys

p-please stay alive

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>>176237709
It's a cutie!

>found the new god res
see you in rank G faggots

>he doesnt play native

If you don't lay 4:3 768 stretched, you're a filthy reddo.

>>176253604
who the fuck cares it doesn't matter unless you're a pro anyways

>>176253948
hello reddo

>>176254294
?

is 1000hz mouse polling rate bad or is it just a meme

>>176254614
difference between 500 and 1000 is likely not noticeable

>tfw professional counter strike player
>make living off off playing this game

meh no one will believe me but i dont care i literally make a living off off playing this game and shitposting on this general
lifes good and it feels good to brag about this

>says hes a pro
>doesnt post stats

>>176255591
steel you aren't pro anymore retard

>walking on the flank
>hugging the wall before I peak
>Get right before the corner (gun wasn't sticking out i had a ump)
>Get prefired peaked
hmmm sick gamesense

the thief's theme, play me at night they won't act right

>>176255951
do stats matter if you're sponsored and are making money?

What's the smartest way to spend $20 from your steam wallet? Looking to maximize my gains here. Got $20 for free from steam support.

Anyone know how to fix a mic that doesn't seem to go through to the game? It works on literally every other game and voice chat (Discord etc) but when I hit Push To Talk I get nothing. They can see I'm trying to talk but nothing goes through. Steam picks up the mic and I can hear it when I test it in the settings.

>>176260889
Double check your keybind for starters.

1.3>1.5>1.6>CS:GO>CSS

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I miss surfing in CS:GO

https://compete.kotaku.com/league-revising-rules-after-trans-players-get-rejected-1795017693

HOMOS BTFO LOL

>>176274317
"Female only" competition shouldn't exist in the first place lmao

>>176272534
so just do it

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>>176274317
d-does that mean I can finally go pro now

>>176278642
just remember how little women make compared to men in sports

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>>176278948
I thought thorin went on an autistic rant on how women make more in cs than males

also >esports = sports

>>176279224
i actually know fuck all about how much esports professionals make and just figured that people would rather watch a more exciting game played by men than a lower skill ceiling game played by women

>>176279304
what thorin was saying the sponsorship money and exposure that female teams and streamers is stupid compared to other males of equal tier teams.

Ummm, GOtards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BePgSqnTccI

>>176280195
shrouds an ironic memechild who plays native res what do you expect

>>176259776
hltv score is EVERYTHING

rip

Why is this thread so dead

https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/861937885590806529

where do I go to see rank distributions for MM now that csgosquad.com/ranks isn't working. I want to see where i'm at. I just for MG2

>>176151360
it's not that its not a big advantage but in the hands of a CoD player who don't understand how peeking and holding angels works it's not that big of an advantage. I have out gunned hackers left and right because they have no spray control and just wide peek there shot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn0_FbPs1mI

>>176301659
70% of that was just players and the crowd wtf.

>>176299497
click on the biggest numbers for month & day on csgosquad and it works

mg2 is like 2/5s of the way down the bell curve

>>176305463
I guess i'm not that bad off. I still want to improve more. Just lost 2 games in a row I want to blame my team for the lose they didn't say a word and where afk in spawn in one game. I really hate games like that why do they let US players play with Brazilians who don't speak american

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMePansy/status/861977712956776449

http://www.hltv.org/news/20433-americas-minor-qualifier-matches-set

Why does Steel sound like such a fuccboi on the faceit stream?

>>176309354
when does he not sound like a cuccboi

>>176301659
why? just make a decent 2 day tournament from like last eleague 8 major legends or something... Why waste 250k on two teams with one bo3...

>>176309605
My bad, why does he sound like even more of a fuccboi?

>>176182595
when I first bought the game I placed in GN1, got to GN4 by the end of the first week

>>176309354
>>176309605
>>176309971
He's got that distinct jewish whine.
Dissapointing he's on the stream

Anyone know why Kinguin/fnatic is delayed?

been over an hour at this point

>>176313649
https://twitter.com/ESLCS/status/862005265964699650

>>176313798
>>176313649
https://twitter.com/flusha_csgo/status/862005185199190020

>>176280195
cheating is a good way to get info.

Envy just put on the most blatant match fixing round in the history of csgo

It's another 2 games of "If I don't ace every round my team loses" in MM.

A huge kd and all the mvp stars in the world ain't gunna give me the luck to have some fraggers on my team. Mother fuckers couldn't get a single kill against deagles with a full buy.

>>176316179
t. silver

>>176316307
Dmg (silver elite)

server crashed or some shit on EU? my competitive game shut down

Newfag here who just got a free butterfly knife slaughter mw. Can I sell this shit for real life cash or do I have to settle for steam memebucks? I checked the above links in the OP, and none of them seem to have an irl cash selling feature (unless I'm a retard and missed it).

>>176320645
yes you can. opskins is a good place to sell them. there are other sites that you can buy and sell skins as well

lol at you retards still playing this shit

>>176322190
>how dare people have fun with a game i deem shit

So I changed my sensitvity to 1 (400dpi) because le epic nbkuck and rpk meme but i'm actually insane with it.
does that mean i have shit motoric and should quit FPS in general or what?

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what did she mean by this?

>>176328652
>be so reddo ur last name is literally reedditz

>>176239139
Nah that no-chin manlet wasn't destined for anything anyway

Why is North America shit at EVERY esport

Are Immortals hungover? They're losing to little brother and all 5 are missing easy kills.

>>176333832
protip: teams are throwing for skines in meaningless BO1s

Our guys
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=179&teamid=7883

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*blocks your path*

How safe is it to buy old steam accounts?

Can't the original owner just close it after they sell it to you?

>>176338151
BATMAN_LOKO QUE OTA

>silver casting losing their shit
He heard the fucking reload

>>176333832
fnx throwing

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Post rare Thorins

I fucking hate Reddit so much. If I could meet one of those smug ass redditors on the csgo subreddit I would wrong their neck like a wet fucking t shirt.

>be gnova shitter
>start game with a team of smurfs
>be winning 13-1
>I'm dicking around practicing full sprays
>middle on frags
>one of the smurfs starts votekick
>I wtf
>he says I'm a boosted fuck with no skills and need to get kicked
>4 votes
>kicked

They were some fat weaabo americans as well.

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother...

I have a problem playing with AWP.


I play with 1280x768 res and can't play with AWP, the only resolution I can play decently with it is 1024x768 but I play worse with rifles at that res.


What do ?

https://twitter.com/hazedCS/status/862113619106041861
who would actually take hazed as a coach tho?

>>176255591
how many of your teammates cheat? or are you the designated hacker for your team

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i2a8eyEU6Y

>>176343759
Then stop browsing you moron

>>176255591
yeah man me too lol

>>176343797
dude WHITE master race hahaha u mad bro fukin nigger silver its just a prank

>>176343759
How would you know they are smug unless you are there all the time?

>running out stairs holding the bomb
Wtf are Renegades doing

How much time it needs to pass so kassad can finally be exposed as a fraud and guy who ruins single handedly every team he touches... Im from Serbia and i know first hand that he is such a faggot larper that thinks he knows something about cs... Its just sad seeing Renegades ruined under him...

>>176354283
>hey my little nephew wants to be igl
>cmon guys

ask a guy whos been advanced smurfing for the past week anything

advanced smurfing is me being on an account ranked super low, and then disguising my rank until im in a game
once the game starts i revert my rank, and when the game updates at the end win or lose everyones mmr gets fucked

>>176356516
>revert my rank
What?

>>176356641
>silver 4
>mask rank as mge
>get into game
>unmask
>game ends with a solo queued silver 4
>mmr gets fucked
not sure how volvo made such a big mistake, especially given that they fixed the old rank sniffing method, not that its impossible or anything

i feel like rng could've won mirage if they didn't fuck up so many man advantages they had t side

>>176347798
he's god awful at the pro level. during IEM Sydney he was visually on tilt and unconfident. I think he should consider a non coach/player role, like maybe being a talent scout or demo analyst

>>176357565
uh, what? do you edit a txt file somewhere to mask?

>>176357565
Do you use some freeware for this, or is it a paid forum program? Or am I retarded am you're just editing a file?

>>176360673
It's simple, really.
Learn to use command prompt

>>176360587
no its an actual hack to do the spoofing
>>176360673
custom code, ive never heard of anyone else discussing it, but im sure others have done it, it wasnt hard

>>176360773
Nigger I'm more than competent in zsh and bash. Quit trying to be "leet haxor man"

>>176362371
For real though. Command prompt.

>c9 said no to IEM Sydney

You reckon they regret that considering how it turned out to be pretty good?

>>176369957
They would have probably lost to chiefs and made a bigger laughing stock of NA cs

>>176362917
Enlighten us then please.

holy fuck I just realized...

NRG = energy

>>176376430
no its niggers require gassing

common mistake

>>176369957
Bc Dreamhack Austin and cs_summit was going on?

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opinions?

>>176375320
Ez, rewrite the continuum transfunctioner

>>176347482

Don't awp, it is a crutch

Even pros don't like using it because it is csgo on ez mode

anyone else sick of the hues attending any event?

https://twitter.com/ESLCS/status/862306250192592897

here we go bois

http://www.hltv.org/news/20437-starix-joins-spirit

>download overwatch case

...
>it's on office
>they have a knife
>nothing happens the entire demo

>>176390598
wonders of the report bot so actual hackers can get away

>>176172214
I'm pretty sure he wasnt arguing with the fact that the picture width gets stretched >>176172214
when playing 4:3 without blackbars on a 16:9 monitor. I think he was just make fun of your bad english, since you dont get wider pixels, but a wider image which means more pixels are used to display the head of the playermodel. They dont magically get bigger you donkey.

>>176172475
>tfw smarter than everyone else in gn2
Really impressive to outsmart literal bots
>loose cause outaimed by retards
Outaimed by gn2? Are you playing with a trackball/touchpad or are you physically disabled?

>>176325202
Yeah. Being good at a certain sens definitly means you should quit einstein. Why would you keep playing after finding a way to improve a lot with little effort?

>>176343797
>play with better players
>waste the opportunity to improve, because muh sprays
>dont understand when ppl kick him for not playing serious when getting carried by strangers.

You are new to competitive vg arent you?

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>>176395617
How is getting carried while playing against the same rank going to help him improve?

>maikelelelele
I almost feel sorry for him

http://www.hltv.org/news/20441-htc-2v2-groups-schedule-set

>have shitter on my team
>one of those big ego shitters that's never at fault and always talks shit and blames others
>get him on the enemy team next game
>murder his boypussy
>leave a "easy game" message on his steam profile

Easy.

next mlg major when?

>>176400401
RIGHT NOW!

*starts major*

>go to sleep
>wake up
>1 new post
dead thread
I'm gonna play counter strike before work, I just cleaned my mousepad so hopefully my mouse won't get all fucked!

>>176406864
>make this post
>suddenly thread refreshes with like 15 new posts
uhh gotards???/

guys I'm having problem with random freezing (sound looping) during game even on lowest settings.

I play much more hw intense games like witcher3 and never had this problem but in cs go this is common

is it because engine is poorly optimized?

what happened to harveyfag?
what happened to wedit fag?
what happened to dosia fag?
what happened to the countless weebfags that played with freak steroids? the cheating cucks who played vs shroud and made him display his homosexuality

this general is nothing like i remember

>>176407841
It's because you're a third worlder, and this is a first world game. Sorry.

>>176407841
The game's optimization is fucking pathetic for how popular it is. CPU > GPU for csgo. Source 2 can't come fast enough

>>176407987
i'm just happy to be free from harveyfag
holy shit that garbage was dumb

I noticed a pretty big increase in fps recently and I have not changed a single in-game setting or done anything with my computer.
Did they fix something or is this in my head?

>>176407987
>what happened to harveyfag?

Black on black crime in his hood for the new Lamelo Ball shoes. He's gone now.

>>176390598

>start OW case
>it's Dust 2

Every fucking time

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>>176407987
dunno but pinfag is still here

>>176408116
>being this retarded
>thinking CPU>GPU is bad, considering the game runs on literally anything

Fucking silvers.

page 10

https://twitter.com/peacemakercsgo/status/862185651566854144

so whats the next team hes going to be on?

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THE BEST WAY TO TRAIN AND WARM UP

-BOOMEO

who else going to the major here

>>176414024
what tard came up with the idea for this

the money they've got to have put into this shit thats no way going to last

Is there any map that replicates this, but with the bot running across the gap at a random interval?

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>>176415060
forgot pic cuz i'm a dumb nigger

>>176414024
I liked the duel style aim-map when I saw it demonstrated. Where the two players just spawn at duelling areas on normal competitive maps and as soon as there is a frag they instantly spawn at a different spot on the map with no break in the action.
Is there any equivalent on the steam workshop? I feel like this would be nice to play 1v1's on the home lan versus mates.
But I am not paying some subscription service for it.

>>176415713
Just use promo code aimbotz

>>176414024
https://twitter.com/autimaticTV/status/862408803844734976

Will CLG beat clown9 on Mirage?

>>176417651
no

>>176417651
13-16 cloud9 wins

>wanna go to bed
>esports is in 50 minutes

Oh wait, never mind, it's shit literal who teams playing. Good night brobros.

>>176418403
>future 2 time major winner Cloud9
>literal whos
read the script reddo

>>176418673
>clown9
>future

hello reddo

pige

>steel will be a caster soon
bless him

Price check on Cutler's usp? I like that idea

>>176423721
galil is fucking shit why would you ever buy it
does have the coolest animations though

>>176423801
literal headshot machine every time i use it

also clg is fucking shit how did autimatic just clear 3 of them by himself coming out b apps

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>>176424014
POOJAN

SKA ACE
C9 C9 C9 C9 C9 C9

AWP THROUGH THE SMOKE

>losing a 2v5
clg is a fucking joke back to rank s for them

Is that fucking smoke in bottom mid intentional or not

>>176425745
not

>>176425745
nah think its a failed t>window smoke

>out of the cs loop since rank change
>see shit about matches going on
>find a fucking stream on youtube
>shit audio quality
>steel is casting/commentating
why is the L I T E R A L worst NA igl doing any form of analysis?
>but muh ibp steel dick sucking homolust says steel is good!!!
lead his team into a ban lmao

SHROUD BESTDEAGLEWORLD
SHROUD BESTDEAGLEWORLD
SHROUD BESTDEAGLEWORLD
SHROUD BESTDEAGLEWORLD

>>176426104
reddit likes him
that's literally it

yung stew at it again

https://twitter.com/r0xy_R/status/862394240269209603

that headshot spray

>methhead topfragging
hmm

jew matchfixer criticizing peoples personal preference binds