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We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history,May 5th:
1215 – Rebel barons renounce their allegiance to King John of England — part of a chain of events leading to the signing of the Magna Carta.
1260 – Kublai Khan becomes ruler of the Mongol Empire.
1494 – Christopher Columbus lands on the island of Jamaica and claims it for Spain.
1640 – King Charles I of England dissolves the Short Parliament.
1762 – Russia and Prussia sign the Treaty of St. Petersburg.
1811 – In the second day of fighting at the Peninsular War Battle of Fuentes de Oñoro the French army, under Marshall André Masséna, drive in the Duke of Wellington's overextended right flank, but French frontal assaults fail to take the town of Fuentes de Oñoro and the Anglo-Portuguese army holds the field at the end of the day.


>News
EU4 Mandate of Heaven is out.

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!vIQnEZJK!5YCtpPMElgZJ3DDaVSaxJqEGym87SKZxfx-uKVwZmqM

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2]Africa Mod
http://pastebin.com/kyMpRZcQ

Old Thread >>175869887
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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.
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>>175949137
Fuck you
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>>175949137
WHITE & BASED
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In Victoria 2 why would I ever choose to conquer uncivs over other European powers? If I play say France, why not just expand into Spain? The land is infinitely more developed, more population, and the provinces won't be colonies. Especially early on when the infamy for taking states from uncivs and civs is basically the same.

Is it just pretty borders?
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I'm fully updated on eu4 and have all the dlc in the dlc folder. however the new shit isn't showing up (mandate of heaven). is there an activator I need to use? if so where do I get it
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>>175949137
white
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>however, one small Greek peninsula still remains unconquered by syndicalist scum
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>>175949474
People get autistic over blobbing yes, also you'll get rebels
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>>175948656

>jungle gook IQ
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>>175949474
The main reasons, outside of rp autism, would be rebels, Badboy and risk of Great war, or simply strong alliances. It takes next to no effort to fuck up some far off nigger, while fighting spain is considerably more challenging. That's the idea at any rate, AI doesn't always provide a good enough challenge to make it true.
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First time as France, first EU4 game. How do I trigger the inheritance?
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>>175950158

luck stat is rolled everytime you make a new iron man, if it isn't above half maximum it wont trigger
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>>175950158
your ruler has to die
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>>175949474
because of reasons IRL - strong alliances and you'll trigger the rest of the nations into fighting you since you'll look like the aggressor
that's why everyone went to blob into colonies and Africa
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>>175950158

>first EU4 game
>at the worst time possible

you're late kiddo, this game is now a bunch of dissonent mechanics clamped together and PC event chains
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The Serbian fascists have awoken.
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Tips for the Eternal Roach in Victoria 2?
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The Canadian fascists have awoken.
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>>175950994
Go back to your hole
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Is the HRE based?
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>>175951412
No. Look at this fucking cuck.

>some guy in a funny hat has to crown him

just lmao
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>>175951324
Back to the stables with you.
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>>175951412

any form of supersate ISN'T based NOR white
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>>175951609
Why no Albania? Honest question.
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Is there any downside to enacting conscription laws in hoi3?
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>>175951565
What kind of name is Otgotz
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>>175952201
The name of a cosplaying kraut trying to please a man in a funny hat who derives his authority from a falsified document.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donation_of_Constantine
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>>175951816
You could make a case for northern Albania and Skadar to be included but not the rest. It's just a meme map for bantz.
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>>175952701
Imagine how autistic serbs would be if they actually built a global empire.
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Well, this is interesting
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>>175949503
help
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>>175952956
The Serbinarized Japs would balance them out. Or they would enter a spiral of autism that would destroy the world.
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Hmm...
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so are paradox content to just sit around jerking off doing nothing while ck2 is a fucking mess, all of the mods are broken, and they keep taking holidays and not communicating what theyre doing in any form whatsoever????
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Lads what should my goals as Brazil in HPM be? I'm def thinking of taking Guyana, but what else?
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>get a genius heir
>level 4 education
>nothing but good traits
>he gets pneumonia and dies at age 30
>there's not even a pneumonia epidemic anywhere in the world
>none of the seven children he sired with his genius wife and concubine got any genetic traits
>his retard cousin is elected in his stead
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>>175953767
Mod in Alex Grandi as a political party.
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proteshits btfo the fuck out
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>>175954096

>catholic UK

based
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>play gsg
>100 years in
>realize I could have done this and this better and more efficiently
>restart as another nation
>repeat
how to cure myself from autism?
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>>175950808
Yeah, except sometimes the alliances aren't that strong. I'm not blobbing at the moment, but I just beat Spain and took a single province colony in Africa for 6 infamy, instead of an entire chunk of their country for 11 infamy.
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fuck chinks
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>it's 1730 and I united almost all of India as Ceylon
.converting along merrily
>check regions map
>Ming holds a SINGLE bengal area province with 2/2/3 dev
>fuck
>okay how many armies they got
>390k
>I have a force limit of 190
>they're 4 miltech ahead despite being at 200% institutions
>have better military ideas too
>somehow doing +0.13 mandate despite having only 10 tributaries and bordering ottomans, russia and me
how are you meant to deal with this horseshit
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Croatian fascists have awoken.
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>>175954096

>gets reqs for 'we bled for this'
>normal mode shitter

haha, idiot.
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>"better to live a day as a lion than 100 days as a sheep" -Benito Mussolini
>tfw italian soldiers actually thought that getting your guts splattered in combat for their fat overloards is being a lion

wew
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>>175949474
when do I get (you)s?
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which one of you was this?
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How do I get gud with industry in Victoria 2?
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I finally turn supernatural events back on and this is what the game gives me?

For fuck's sake I married a chaste woman to avoid this shit.
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>>175949137
W&B
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>>175955732
Just learn what industries tend to be profitable (liquor, electric gear etc) and try to build them so they synergize well with RGOs
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Sometimes, this game can be fucking stupid.
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>>175955739

roleplaying as your wife's bull I see
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>>175955739
>that description

Pretty sure your kid's just autistic.
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>unite GB (except for a German church in Leon)
>northern scottish island suddenly independent with no explanation
>I literally just conquered the other north scottish island so I just create the duchy for a de jure and reconquer
>suddenly BOTH islands are independent
>The Papacy usurped the duchy
>because that's a thing that can happen
>Waldesian heresy has appeared in the duchy
Fuck this pope
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>>175953874
Pneumonia epidemics don't exist.
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>pilgrimage
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Is Stellaris worth $12. It is in the next humble monthly.

Also can you pirate the DLC for Stellaris like you can the rest of the paradox games?
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>>175957549
>send it to the church
hehe
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>>175957549
Oh vey you gotta support the shopkeepers
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>>175957598
literally wrong thread
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Reminder to report Stellaris posts
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Explain to me how this is possible.

>This arrives after 1550, in a province in the capital area of its owner with the province being either Protestant, Reformed, or in one of the German regions.
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>>175957598
Depends on the opportunity cost of that 12 dollars. I found it somewhat fun and you can pirate the dlc the same way.

Also, stellaris is discussed in another general.
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>>175957910
believable worlds
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>>175957918
>>175957796
What general is that in?

I really only browse /gsg/ not sure how I feel about browsing a whole 2 generals
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>>175958105
>>>/civ4xg/
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>>175958105
There's a search function, mate.
>>>/vg/stellaris

It's civ4xg
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>>175957910
I can't.
Looking at the file it shouldn't be possible.
Capitol or 15 development, but the other condition doesn't work.


>OR = {
> religion = protestant
> religion = reformed
> region = north_german_region
> region = south_german_region
> }

I assume that province wasn't Reformed or Protestant 45 years ago?


You're playing with mods though, so maybe that
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Why are paradox games so expensive?
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Why can't I declare wars in DH even tho I'm a dictatorship? I thought that beligerance mattered if you're democracy
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>>175958587
Are there any chinese specific events that might create printing press?
I'm not using any mods other than map mod and CK2 HIP conversion but that doesn't even touch asia, just europe and americas.

It was not reformed or converted.
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>>175951412
It's white, based and holy.
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>>175958791
You might have NAPs or aren't totalitarian enough.
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>>175958812
>CK2 HIP conversion
probably it, iirc some guy used that and had the renaissance spawn in mecca.
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>>175958989
That's not surprising, since tech for that part of the world converts.

China though, i don't get it.
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>>175958778
because of the dlcs
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Well holy shit.

The Arabian Empire has exploded into like 6 tiny realms and 2 medium realms.
I was happy being king of Arabia but now the game is offering me Persia, Mesopotamia, Jerusalem, Syria, Egypt, and Nubia.
If I win all of these wars I gain control of 28 new counties, can form 2 new kingdoms, and can crown myself emperor.
This does however require me to fight 8 wars at once and win all of them.

What do you think? Patience or full aggro?
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>>175959321

holy crap those teeth

does EU's "free"""" healthcare not cover dental? lol
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>>175958940


playing as Brazil trying to declare on SA minors, so no NAPs

so to be more totalitarian I've to put the slider on full authoritarian?
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>>175959253
I assume the ck2 hip conversion affects the institution files, so it changes the okay areas for renaissance(so not just italy), and it changes the okay areas for printing press(not just germany)
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>>175959463
it costs money for dental service
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>>175947645
It's partly true that it was sometimes too easy to just walk over anyone that wasn't European in EU3.

However, EU4 is WAY farther from reality than EU3 was.

In EU4 African and American natives will modernize very quickly from the moment they touch Europeans since insitututions spread like AIDS in Zimbabwe. So basically in Johan's vision of history, Indians will basically become reneissance men in one fucking generation.

And even before they meet Europeans they won't be so far behind in tech. I've seen natives in early 16h century already with artillery and level 2 forts before they had met any European nation. Same thing happens in Africa.

The game SHOULD reflect that it wasn't that easy to defeat the natives and create colonies, but not through the natives inventing fucking gunpowder on their own. They shouldn't even be able to field anything but shit tier infantry until they westernize, which is how it was in EU3.
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>>175959463
british dentistry you know
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>>175958778
i hear tpb has paradox games on a 100% sale
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>>175959612
>>175959862

why hasn't yuros pushed for dental work to be covered in your universal healthcare plan? don't they care about dental hygenes?
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Do immortal characters convert over to EU4?
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>>175960014
um no that's STEALING sweetie ;)
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>>175960665

t. joeham
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>>175960665
t。Wiz
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>>175959849
Also now in EU4

>My liege, we have encoutered a native civilization in the New World, they don't seem to know about us yet
>Send our spies to fabricate a claim to their provinces
L
M
A
O
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>>175960665
t. podcat
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why is arumba so passive agressive in his collab videos? the guy can't even pause the game before mister beat-your-wife-and-children starts being an annoying cunt
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>>175959353
Take red to fix your borders, and pink if you can to expand your realm
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>>175961475

why are you playing as black non-christian?

not w&b at all
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Well, the Crusades are here and Norway is the first one hit. Should I try for conquering England or just move to Mauretania?
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>>175961713

convert to christiandom
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what the fuck is this supposed to mean
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How do I roleplay in CK2 as a Langobard if we don't have any fucking record of them

Do I just play catholic pasta viking?
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>>175962016

post your ugly blob
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>>175962016
It means that__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________uninstall.exe_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
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Reminder that the Kaiserreich devs are SJW cucks and handed out bans on their discord for realizing the correlation between race and IQ.

>So, if you ever spot a "race realist" or "holocaust revisionist" again, please do give us Devs a shout so we can polish our banhammer a little.
>The KR discord is no place for inflammatory or harassing speech.
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>>175962459
Kaiserreich was always a NWO-backed project
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>pirate Darkest Hour
>It crashes on startup
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>>175962459

would you expect sanity from someone who takes time of his day to mod unfinished games done by swedish jews?
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>>175962673
Serves you right pedo
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>>175961475
See now I've always seen borders as supply lines. As long as my armies are always next to one of my counties they'll be fine.

In that sense there can be up to 2 foreign counties between each of my counties and I'll be fine.

That having been said I became king of Nubia only to discover that I can't actually crown myself emperor since I'm not the king of Egypt. This is really is completely fucking stupid seeing as how none of Egypt is inside Abyssinia's dejure territory.
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>>175962673

playing it right now senpai
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is there a /gsg/ discord for adults?
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>>175960512
its not really lifethreatening having a hole in the tooth
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>>175962940
FUCK
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>>175963098
Impossible, it is inevitable that such communities turn into circlejerking and their namefaggery and drama eventually spills into the greater community
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>>175963340

I'm on windows 7 ultimate sp1

and I've also got the lastest c++ redistributables and .net framework
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>>175963416

I just wanted a comfy internacional community to share blobs and banter
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>>175963742
That's what /gsg/ is for, spin off groups have always been cancer
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>>175963554
>yet again I've been cucked by Windows 10
PLEASE end my misery.
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In HIP, there's a couple characters kicking around that still have Latin culture. How fucked would I be if I tried to convert all my rulers to Latin?
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>>175962091
You don't roleplay as a people, you roleplay as a person
What are your traits like: how easily are you to anger, what are your opinions of people, and what is it you'd like to gain
But, overall, Catholic pasta viking works too. If you ever become a lunatic, name your children after different types of pastas and enjoy as the names will proliferate down the generations.
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>>175963742
>I just wanted a comfy internacional community to share blobs and banter
Literally /gsg/, just spare us your drama queen antics and post a fucking blob instead of trying to connect with other namefags
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>>175963894
You`ve dug your own grave
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>>175963808

I guess non-anonymity just corrupts the human being
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>>175963340
gotcha!
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>>175963894
http://mirror.corenoc.de/digitalrivercontent.net/
find a clean copy of daz's loader, download windows 7 ultimate from here, burn it to a CD (important!) and install it old school

check your motherboard manufacturer site for the USB drivers
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>>175963894

you fell for the meme
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>want to play messalian in India
>moral authority would be shit
>gameplay would also be shit
>only real appeal is vassals tidying up internal borders slightly through divine blood and female commanders (and being able to bang female preists on a whim with seduction focus)
>constantly dealing with secret religion cults
>north Indian males all look like the same guy in varying stages of weight loss
>north Indian females look a little samey as well but they look appealing in the slightest
>south Indian males look cool but the females are kind of eh on average could be cute in preist hats though
think I'm gonna wind up just invading them as Saffarid, persian ladies look much cuter in the end and the guys look decent to boot
not like seljuk is going to do his thing if he can't holy war through persia considering he lost his seljuk dynasty/manifest destiny CB when spawning as a horde this patch
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>>175963554
>not using windows 7 professional N
cuck
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>>175964180
N versions don't work with Daz's loader.
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>>175964092
Thank you my friend. I am finally at peace.
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Rate my France.

How disgusting is puppeting Italy?
At least I didn't just annex them
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>>175964529

puppeting is w&b

what are you planning to do with the autistic german?
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>>175964529
Italy will become a GP on its own, which means that they won't stay as a puppet. Don't bother.
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>>175964827

that's why you balkanize & puppet
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>>175964529
You're doing it wrong, You have to take Cisalpine Gaul and THEN puppet Italy
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Okay I've just spent the last day trying to git gud at Victoria 2 and failing.

Time to go back to the kiddie table and play EU4 again.
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>>175965082
Really? I find vic2 more easy, desu.
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>>175962176
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>>175965082

the UI is just trash

a good game doesn't require you to read wikis and guides to learn it
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>playing CK2
>always as a catholic Duke/Count
anything else just feels wrong
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>>175964827
>>175964947
I actually didn't know this. I had puppeted and sphered both Tuscany and Two Sicilies before, thinking it would stop the Italian unification, since France wouldn't allow that, but they just went ahead and unified anyway. After the unification they were automatically my puppet though.

Kinda bullshit that they get to unify even if the substates are puppets, so I might cheat to keep them a puppet, or balkanise them. Perhaps taking Savoy to keep them a SP.
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Is there a link for ck2+ 4.06 Beta 6?
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>>175965287

you're a horrible person
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>>175962673
I can only play the pirated version, the version I got on steam crashes on startup.
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>>175965460
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>>175965534
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>>175951324
based serbs
>>175950994
based albanians
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>>175965534
The British Empire is the only TRUE succesor to Rome
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>>175965534
pretty impressive have you bothered colonizing
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Rate my Austrian Empire.
Following the realization that some peoples simply will not serve the empire with all their heart a system was devised to create kingdoms based on ethnicity under Habsburg kings all reporting directly to the Emperor of Austria. Having realized that even the Bavarians were entrenched in German nationalism, the Austrian monarchy did everything possible to quell nationalism in their own realm.
Ultimately this was successful, Austrian and Sudeten Germans count the Czechs and Slovenes as brothers accepted cultures by editing files. The Hungarians remain under the Austrian yoke but remain angry at the territory stolen from the crown of St. Stephen for the Kingdom of Croatia later merged into the larger kingdom of Yugoslavia.
The Emperor has proclaimed a glorious new age of Habsburg dominance blessed by God extending as far as the loyal kingdom of Catalonia. The Holy Land has been reclaimed and is being expeditiously settled by Germans and the Holy See after a violent and corrupt papacy has recognized the Austrians' god-given right to defend Christianity.

All things in blue are christian monarchies. Green is muslim. I still plan to create a Transcaucasian, Assyrian, and Lebanese kingdom. Also will puppet a coptic egypt and GroB ethiopiums along with muslim sudan, arabia, and turkey. Mexico and the island of sicily will be puppeted. Malta and possibly gibraltar and yemen will be taken too.
Justification for catalonia is loyalty to Austria during the spanish succession
Mexico is because of their habsburg emperor.
I have the suez and panama along with Klein Venedig
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>>175965534

>being such a proficient blobler that you can do it in different mechanics

so... this is ... the power of /gsg/
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>>175965534
I don't play EU4, is this considered impressive?
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>>175965534
better question is why you haven't integrated at least 1 yet
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>>175966215
No, it's expected of at least semi-intelligent people.
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>>175966114
also need to puppet romania, but they're at -200 and in russias vagina. South American plans and also justification: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein-Venedig
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximilian_I_of_Mexico
Might take the phillipines as a colonial holding directly controlled by the crown, but I like the look of my pops right now and I don't know if I wanna change that
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>>175966105
well, see >>175954557
I was planning on keeping the world in the renaissance, but ching chong fucked me. And now I have 3 institutions increasing tech cost at the same time

>>175966224
I'm planning on integrating naples so I can blob into italy&hre
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>>175966390
forgot
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>>175966215
Most people never get a single personal union in an entire game. He had managed to PU a few great powers and keep them. It's not ohmygod he is god, but it's a bretty good performance.
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Just in case you forgot, here's a reminder that the M&T modders can't be trusted to uphold historical accuracy.
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>>175966947
wtf I hate M&T now
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>>175966578
>>175966114
>>175966390
Pops, oh and I have istanbul
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>>175966947
>people actually play these SJW mods
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Is the militancy worth those minor bonuses?
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WTF
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>>175966947

kek

that's what you get for playing mods not made by HPM
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>>175967690
You need militancy to pass important social reforms later on, so yes.
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>>175967690
Yes.

>t. I have 4 hours in Victoria 2
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>Want to get a comfy Pirinean Kingdom playthrough going
>First son gets this

this is going off the rails faster than expected
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>>175967819

are you actually posting hoi4
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HIP or CK2+
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I FUCKING HATE M&T NOW!
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>>175968141
>forgetting to quote properly
>>175966947

Quoting is a very important functionality of this website, you know. Can Reddit or vBulletin or XenForo handle links with such proficiency? Not in the least.
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>>175967967
fucking hell (literally)
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>>175967970
What are your thoughts on Belgium's Burgundian irredentism and their own attempt at a Vichy France?
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>>175968402
Just fucking kill the demon child already.
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>>175968097
HIP, of course.
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>>175962459
>Reminder that the Kaiserreich devs
Which ones
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>>175967967
>Pirinean kingdom

????????????????????????
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>>175968489

that you should be actually banned
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>>175967967
>>175968402
>>175968512
y'all motherfuckers need Gregory Peck to deal with this.
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>>175968512
>killing a super heir
Why would anyone do this
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If I go to late feudal administration, slap on primogeniture, then go back to whatever the previous tier was called, will my vassals be incapable of using primogeniture inheritance?
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>>175962459
KR devs are commies. This has been well known since forever and is the reason why syndies always got the most flavor. The mod was just a commie circlejerk about how commiefags could take over the world.
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>>175968741
Yes--but there's a cooldown on switching crown laws, so your vassals will all switch in the interim.
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>>175967967
>>175968402
You know what you must do...
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>>175968817
I assume I could circumvent that by being muslim and having passed late the generation prior, then swapping over to my intended religion and immediately slap the slider back after putting on primo

except secret religious societies out the ass-- shit
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>tfw comfy tall kingdom with genius king and infinite money
>vassal borders are nice and clean, all my vassals love me
>son married to a duchess, will inherit a big chunk of new land
it's good to be king
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I want to take land from Norway while they're weak, but the only CB I have right now is subjugation, which would give me too much land. Should I use it?
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>>175969010

what happéned to these white italians?
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>>175968741
just use "demand gavelkind" on them whenever you want to fuck over their inheritance
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>>175968684
kingdom in the pyrenees
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>>175969170
that sounds like a shit idea and a shit kindgom kys
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>>175968779
The mod was literally a russian royalist circlejerk and Russia got the most events.
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>>175969364
i wasnt the op but ok nigger
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:^)

Now to convert it to Ashkenazi
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>play as Russia in EU4
>everyone hates me
>basically a 16th century version of Cold War between me and Sweden/Lithuania while I remove kebab from the east
>Lithuania gets involved into a huge war against Hungary and Austria
>invade Sweden
>Lithuanians abandon them because they have their own shit to deal with
>take all of Swedcucks clay in Finland and will make them my bitch for decades to come
feels good
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>>175970178
Goals? Show map.
>>
Where can I find the scottish resurgence event?
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>>175970178
I played an irish merchant republic before
that shit is awkward. temple holders dont auto convert, lords dont convert unless zealos either and your MA is always shit because 0 holy sites.
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>>175970178

jews need goys to exist

who are you going to jew if everyone is a jew?
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After much consideration I have decided to declare 9 holy wars at once.
Their total combined forces number 69.77 thousand.
This is actually great news since it means I'm fighting overall fewer soldiers than I had to defend against 40 years prior.

In any case taking into consideration the creation of Jerusalem I should have enough presiege to form my own empire if need be but I likely won't need to since I can probably Usurp the Arabian Empire.

Worst case scenario I take my endless supply of distant relatives and start making them grand dukes to avoid going over vassal limit.
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Does the immortal ruler effect carry over into EU4?
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woah shit I'm a cuck now
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really nice
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>>175970818

welcome to paradox

I'm justing waiting for them to somewhat implement cucking in the HOI series
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>>175970505
Gee Bill how come your mom let you have 9 holy wars
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more people ingame in stellaris than in eu4 haha get fucking rekt /gsg/
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>>175970818
>>175971008
>caring about being cucked in CK2
More sons are always needed.
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catholicism is not having a good time of it
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>>175971175
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>>175971181
Maybe if Paradox ever decided to let Asturias have a chance in the AI's hands
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>>175970818
you're not a cuck if you burn her at the stake for cheating on you, you're a cuck if you're okay with it
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>>175969848
>The mod was literally a russian royalist circlejerk
This would make sense if the devs weren't open commies and Syndie Russia didn't have more events than non-Syndie Russia. Hell, the lead dev handle is fucking Trotsky.
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>>175971175
lad...
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>>175971279
If I'm playing a MR I almost always choose a wife who is likely to cheat.

>her cheating + you cheating = more trade posts then you know what to do with
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>>175970818
Reminder that you either have to murder or rape your daughters or else you are a cuck.
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>>175970975
Disgusting
Kill yourself
at least make a """"mod"""" and create a custom nation so you can release that in Northern England and then also release Scotland and Ireland
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>>175971145
that's because EU4 is bad
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>>175971465
>that's because EU4 is bad
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>>175971465
>that's because EU4 is bad.
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>tfw only kill the wife and the guy but keep the child

am I a good christian. /gsg/?
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>>175971465
*dip* :DDD
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>>175971504
>>175971675
I thought everyone here hated EU4 and called it reddit/SJW garbage.

Can yall at least be consistent with your shitposting? Contrarianism isnt cool.
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>>175971704
you're a good mongol

they could kill the king, the heir but then bring in the daughters to a harem and then bring back the youngest son to mongolia and let him marry and live
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>>175971504
>>175971675
>>175971772
>liking EU4
>>
why does MEGA download things at like 5kb/s? I want my africa mod
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>>175971465
>that's because EU4 is bad
>>
What's the most fun campaign you've ever had /gsg/?
>EU3
>play as Naples
>first serious game ever
>decide to work on forming Italy and make epic Roman Empire blob
>things don't work out as planned
>Papal States block my path and Milan is allied with Austria and Switzerland which outnumber me 4:1
>decide to blob south instead
>conquer Sicily and move on to Tunisia
>decide to invade Egypt
>an epic war insues with hundreds of thousands of men dying as the war turns into a stalemate in Sahara sands
>eventually gain the upper hand in tech and conquer Egypt
>now with the southern flank secured, move in force to Rome and beyond
>fight an epic defensive war in Italy
>as soon as I'm going to annex 70% of Italy game crashes and my save file gets corrupted
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>>175971798
>I thought everyone hated the most posted and talked about game
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>>175966947
>/gsg/ is surprised that the poo in loo lead dev of the mod who married a white girl and has had two children with her would support any sort of genocide
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>>175970178
Slow but steady bois
>>175970242
A tall Ashkenazi Jewish ran Byzantine Empire with a handful of powerful vassels. Thinking base Byzantines + Israel (Maybe Sinai as well)
Eventually converting areas above to Jewish Ashkenazis.
>>175970456
They'll be around, just not in my realm.
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>>175972057
What a white and based family
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>>175971393
>russian domestic policy = 557 KB
>russian foreign policy = 570 KB
>soviet domestic policy = 66 KB
>soviet foreign policy = 231 KB
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>>175972250
ABSOLUTELY WHITE AND BASED
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Should I do it?
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oh no
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>>175972057
>>175972250
show borders/planned borders, not meme culture map mode
>>
Why do western nations get national focus growth rates going a lot faster than other civ nations like Turkey or Russia? Does it have to do with literacy? I swear when i play the Ottomans for example my soldier focus takes fucking foreeeeeeeeeeeeever to grow but as France the growth is fast as fuck.

To clarify i'm talking about the percentage itself, not the amount of national focuses. Am i just imagining shit?
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>>175972485
It's a white religion, so yes.
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>>175972534
he's now the leader of Lucifer's Own if you have monks and mystics dlc
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>>175972749
I have that but I disabled the satanism shit

I thought it'd only disabled the overpowered bullshit possession stuff, not cut out the entire cult though
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>>175972672
It depends on national administrative efficiency mostly.
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>>175972534
>those stats
Commit sudoku and play as this guy
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does this make ANY fucking sense
also please give suggestions
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>>175972867

Oh yeah, i totally forgot about that. 200 hours in V2 and i'm still learning new things.

Thanks!
>>
Hello /gsg/
Is CK2 still shit? How is the new EU4 expansion?
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>>175972968
are you worldbuilding or something...?

If so, /tg/ would be the place you need to be.

Sounds interesting though.
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>>175973145
i hope you weren't planning on playing around asia because boy does Ming suck the fun out of playing there
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>>175973149
Yes
I know but you can help as well
It's really not
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>>175972968
can i have some context
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>>175972968

Cringe

Fuck off redditard.
>>
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=840179139

WHY DOESN'T IT WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>175971175
there should be secret game over if your ruler dies and you play as son born in result of cuckhold
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>>175973237
Thanks
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>>175973270
because it's not updated
just change the version in the .mod file
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>>175972321
the only reason it's like that is because those events were added by a single autistic russian
haven't you ever noticed how broken the english in most of those events is?
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>>175973234
what do you need to know, it's just a shitty meme pantheon
i was asking specifically about the structure
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>>175973445
I did, doesn't fix it. Also it doesn't even matter since you can just load outdated mods from the launcher.
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>>175973497
what do arrows and colours mean for a start
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>>175973237
Why is that cringe?
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>>175973572
The colours don't mean much
The arrows indicate that X god is "inferior" or less powerfull or whatever than Y God, and probably obeys God Y
So for example Apodemos obeys Galemmir
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>>175972968
>azrael
no idea what any of it means but i like it
>>
>M&T confirmed ponyfag
Where did it all go so wrong? First M&T goes to shit, then HPM dies, now M&T is confirmed for shit again!
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>>175973270
This is a racist mod.
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>>175973738
israeli benis koksoispiste ddd
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>>175973528
then update the actual mod files manually
>>
>me and my head priest go on a whacky heist where we drugged some guards and burned down a lab
Kay
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>>175973719
in that case, it's ok
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>worldbuilding
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>>175973237
>cringe

kys redditard
>>
>>175973237
>redditard
kys cringe
>>
>>175974153
>>175974341

>kys

cringe
>>
*cringes*
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>>175973237
>cringe

that kind of toxic comment is absolutely problematic
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DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS
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>>175974571
>dies under mysterious circumstances
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>>175974571
Every time I think CK2 mods might not be too bad I see a screenshot like this
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>tfw you fuck over prussia so hard even the minor germs start having second thoughts
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>>175972645
Here's borders, France is Muslim, and at least 3 crusades have failed to uproot them. However, after the last one the super blob fell apart, so maybe next time.....
In the far east you can see the remains of the nomadic horde I used to get to our current position.

For planned borders, Base Byzantine Empire, Syria, Israel, and Egypt, all Jewish and Ashkenazi
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>>175970505
Only 8 more holy wars to go.

Much to my surprise maintaining this war effort is costing me 66 gold per month. I suppose that's the price of glory.
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>>175974571

your wife is a real qt anon :^)

*selects seduction focus*
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Croatian fascists have awoken.
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>>175974085
please don't bully /tg/ like that
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>>175968489
>Brittany
>Capital : Lorient
What
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>>175974738
Inspired by my meme?

I-i hope
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This legitimately pisses me off.

Can't I spy on the Aztecs if I bothered to turn on Sunset Invasion?

I've got my spymaster increasing my plot power and I've had an assassination sitting at around 87% for 5 fucking years.
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>>175975269
Thanks for the (You)s kiddo
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r8 my comfy Russian expansion. I'm waiting for a maidan to trigger in Ukraine but if it ever gets into danger of joining NATO, I'll probably just invade it directly and pick and choose provinces to take.
>>
175975694
175974906
Kill yourself
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>>175976061
good job replying
>>
Is there a way for modders to check what specifically is making it crash without just starting the game and seeing where it crashes?
Vicky 2 if that matters, trying to merge HPM and an EU4 converted game.
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OH GOD SEND HELP
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How can i get more aesthetic borders? Gonna take the south Caucasus when Russia and France stop allying or get in a war.
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>>175976243
validator
>>
>>175976378
you have mountains, you'll be fine
>>
@175976184
>implying i`ll ever give a (You) to a HoI4 player
>>
>>175976428
Kill yourself
Delete this savefile
>>
>>175976719

t. Greek/Armenian/Kurd
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>>175976893
t.*rk
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>>175976378
what am i supposed to be seeing
>>
>>175976919

Just for that I'm gonna genocide the Greeks and Armenians this game laddo.
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>>175977129
Kill Yourself fucking T*rkroach I hope Putin nukes the hsit out of u ufucking degenerate erdogan cucksucker kill rself right now i fucking hate u piece of shit 1453 never again constantinople will be greek again OK???
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Which one?
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>>175977227
Flanking, since you get events to teach your trait to your other commanders and it's pointless for all of you to have the center commander trait.
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>>175977227
depends on your character,
l2rp
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>>175977227
Flank, never give your ruler the centre
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>>175977227
flanker is op
>>
>>175977227

>center

valid but offense is the best defense

>flanking the enemy

best tactic objectively

>choke points

geography based and not always repeatable

>unpredictable

reddit tier
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>>175977356
>>175977390
>>175977428
>>175977461

Got it m80s
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>>175977105
Italy and West Francia united into the New Blue Blob of Karls

I pretty quickly assassinated the King though and it fell apart because gavelkind
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>>175977390
Why not?
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>>175977461

btw ive never even played ck2 so this is just a general post
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>>175977227
>>175977461

>year of our lord MMXVII
>using commanders

I shiggywiggy
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>>175977674
"X received a crushing blow to the head and w ill not stir from his repose"
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>>175977737
Center bonus isn't exclusively defensive, it's the same as the flank bonus but applies to the center. Choke points also has nothing to do with geography, it's consitent in any terrain, all it does it limit the amount of troops that can fight at once, like combat width in V2. Experimentality is the only shit option there.
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>>175978215
Can't that happen to any commander, flank or center?
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>>175978296
Most of the fighting happens in the centre though
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>>175977674
>>175978215
>>175978296
Are there any mods that tone down or remove commander events in battle? It's absurd how often the commander gets maimed or killed in battle.
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>>175978594
no commanders = no events desu

this is especially great in sieges
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>>175978693
no commanders = you get wrecked in battle
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>>175978751
no commanders = no tactics

Anything 8 or less and you're better off with no commander. Got an aggressive commander? Better off with no commander
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>>175978970
Also, North Germanic commanders. If you've got one get rid of it.
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How fucked am I? My initial plan was to make Italy Roman again, but now the HRE formed and the only way I can expand is by holy warring the slavs. I've contemplated swearing fealty to the Byzantines to try and seize power from within, but idk how that will turn out, and I don't want the emperor to take my kingdom away.
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>>175978970
Still is irrelevant for the vast majority of the game since it's quite easy to get commanders with adequate martial.
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>>175979206
Forgot to mention I'm using ck2+ so my custom character is OP as fuck.
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>>175979353
>cheating when playing tall
lost all respect
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really makes you fucking think.
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>>175979471
I wasn't planning on going tall?
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>>175968402
>not getting a demonic daughter and marrying her
>not being a demonic family in general

>>175970818
So much for comfy Pyrenean Kingdom

>>175968779
What has been well known is shit. You're just repeating crap that has been mouthed before, with no actual stats. The only time stats are done, it is pretty even.

The matter is either the dice gods want to torment you and keep giving you Syndies, or it speaks more of your personality and even one Syndie country winning something triggers you.

KR is literally based on a White Russia for WWII mod. Most of the content is not for Syndies.

>>175971393
He's not the lead dev you idiot. Soviet Russia doesn't show up in nearly all games. Where is even one citation for any of your claims?

>>175973448
Again, [citation needed]. Most of those Russian events date back to what KR was before - All The Russias, which was, surprise surprise, had a lot of Russians on the dev crew. DEVS, not dev. Stop pulling literal horseshit out of your ass. And before you ask, no I'm not a main dev, but being one is as simple as writing something up for something, maybe discussing beforehand how a country is affected, you contribute your code, and boom. Now you too can be a KR developer.
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>>175979646
>cheating
lost even more respect
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>paradox will never release a tall-focused post cold war /gsg/
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>>175979687
I only play ironman so the OP character effects hardy last. My heir is kinda trash.
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>>175975190
Unironically, yes
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>>175979804
If you're using ruler designer then just pick a shitload of bad traits and dump everything into health and you'll live forever while you slowly boost your stats and purge the bad traits
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>>175979928
CK2+ has -age traits in the ruler designer.
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>>175979559
You know what looks great on black background? Really dark gray text.
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>>175974672
What's so bad about that?
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>>175979206
HRE politics go to shit in just about every game I played so I'm not sure what's the problem, just wait until the eventual civil war and rat your way through Italy.

Or bend the knee and work from the inside.
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>>175973448
There were in fact almost no Russians working on KR at any point of time.
Plenty of Europeans of all kinds though.

t. Russian who had to point out some basic mistakes in the mod that had to be fixed.
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Can you convert province culture when you are a vassal under a leader who also has a different culture from you and your provinces?
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it's unbelievable how much better DH is than hoi3
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>>175981285
>*cringes*
winced at this post
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>>175981285
Oops I meant to ask the best Zoroastrian to play in CK2
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>>175981396
shame it looks terrible
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>>175981420
*winces*
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>>175981468

the overwhelmingly superior mechanics overshadows any pretty graphics
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>>175981468
HOI3 looks even worse.
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This is going great
Immediately went to war with Valois because they attacked Northumberland, won a glorious victory, they had a reactionary revolution, and now they are the only country getting immigrants.
I don't think HPM has been flawlessly integrated by me
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Hi laddos, can anyone help me figure out who this "Treed" person is? Thanks.
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>>175981787

delete this europe
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>>175976428
this is what I did when I did an ottomeme game ages ago

could have expanded more in the balkans and ate serbia and croatia in retrospect but I tried to avoid wars near the end to keep arabian as accepted
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>>175981816

Treed
T reed
t reed
t.reed
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>>175981816
found a pic
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>>175982239

beautiful feet

is this the most /gsg/ fetish?
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>>175982376
Really don't get the appeal to feet, but I really love thighs. That might be a fetish, I dunno
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>>175982376
Rape is the only /gsg/ fetish
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Redpill me on the optimal in Vic2
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>>175982562
>>175982569

you should try at LEAST once sucking a girl's cute little toes
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Cuckhold and incest are the only /gsg/ fetishes, ck2 even makes them central mechanics.
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These colony names are all kinds of messed up
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>>175982569
You forgot incest and loli doujins
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>invading al adidas for months
>still no troops in sight

Where the hell is his army
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how do i find a good match to marry my daughter in CK2
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>>175949124

>it's a Paradox can't code AI for shit and now not only enemy units completely ignore fog, but they also obviously completely ignore Fog of War episode

Why is Paradox so shit?

I want EUIV to be good again.
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>>175983756

>completely ignore fog

I meant completely ignore FORTS.

Have an other angry cat. This one is angrier tho.
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>>175972913
Well met, my fellow Midnabro.

Clearly the best Zeldagirl, amirite?
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>>175983756
>ai flat out reads your inputs and knows you ordered your troops to attack his army sieging one of your provinces
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post /gsg/ girls
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>these borders
>norse-italian orthodox king of serbia at war with the caliph
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Darkest Hour Grand Campaign is comfy af
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>>175984083
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>>175984083
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>>175983475
Fugg, it's you again. Post your world map.
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>>175984083
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>be me
>playing as Bavaria in Vic 2 HPM
>manage to get Prussia to unpuppet Sigmasieren
>beat out Austria for influence in the region
>got really lucky that Elsass rebelled and I puppeted it
>just barely manage to become SGF
>Prussia and the UK and France declare war on me not 3 weeks after

Just fucking end my life. I can probably beat out the French and hold on against Prussia for long enough to call for peace with them, but I sure can't fight the Brits, I don't have enough people.
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>>175984083(You)
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>>175984083
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Kola in HPM has Ukrainian as the majority culture instead of Russian. In fact it doesn't have any Russian residents. Is this a bug?
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>>175984083
I want to commit Genocide with Erika!!
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oh goody, the emperor finally showed up
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Rank these by most based to least: Britain, France, Spain, Germany, Italy
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>>175985043
Germany > Italy > Spain > Britain > France
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>>175985043
You already did
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Newbie island sure is comfy
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>>175985043
In terms of playing on Vic II:

>Italy

Can potentially piss off the French and the Austrians at the same time and your progress has meaning/10

>Germany

Basically unbeatable/10

>Britain

Basically unbeatable but more colonialist/10

>Spain

Weird challenge with really low population but plenty of colonies/10

>France

The French/10
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>finals coming up
>spend the whole day blobbing
>want to finally get some sleep so I can do proper revision instead of shitting up my time with autism simulators
>normies come back drunk and fuck everything up
>some roastie is crying her eyes out all over my sink for whatever the fuck reason while chads are pretending they give as fuck
Well, this night is fucking fucked, so here's to Britannia. Fuck that sobbing noise is distressing.
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Just started playing CKII a couple weeks ago, and am in the middle of an England campaign starting in 867.

How do I deal with viking fucking shits? Their raids don't actually threaten any of my holdings getting sacked, but every time they show up my prosperity goes down and I have to raise levies to play whack-a-dane across the kingdom.

Is there a way to stop the raids short of expanding into Scandinavia and genocide? I don't want to leave my island yet for RP, but these are driving me crazy.
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>>175984083
We MfS naow

>>175984249
Wasn't this a Wiz sideproject or something?
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>>175964529
Remember to respect Germany's territory and cede Elsass-Lothringen
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>>175968489
Belgium must be given Luxembourg, Maastricht and The Congo for their true borders to be restored
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>No option to hug my daughter and tell her everything is okay.

w-why would you force me to be a bad father, Johan?
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>>175985043
Germany > France > Spain > Italy > Britain
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>>175985602
Because you're muslim. Just be thankful you weren't forced to fuck her desu.
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>>175985554
>pulling the dick 98% of the way out while cumming

what's the fucking point if you're not balls deep when releasing that superior african semen
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>>175985043
France>Spain>Italy>Shit>Britain>t*rks>G*rm*nshit
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Christcucks BTFO

Unfortunately Norgay turned Christian so I'll have to deal with that
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How do you gents feel about Anno 1404?

Was gonna give it a whirl
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>DH
>germany lost before USA intervention

what am I supposed to do now
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>>175984083
Worst mother ever
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>>175984083
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how do I change this shit govt?
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>>175988564
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LAST TIME ON "AMERICA V COMMIES"
>The USMC takes Iwo Jima, fights to the death holding it
>A small group of Americans land at Tokyo and are pushed back into the ocean
>US Army Rangers take Hiroshima
>General of the Armies Pershing and MacArthur make landfall in Hiroshima
>Tokyo has been captured
>The Japs are forced into pockets in Kyushu and Shikoku
>Rangers prepare to make landfall in Korea and force the Nips into submission

MEANWHILE IN EUROPE
>Italy still holds onto Bosnia
>The Turks and Greeks enter their 20th year of war
>Germany has annexed Burma and India, prepares an offensive in Suez
>Father Coughlin is pretty sure the Jews are behind this

INTRODUCING IN THIS EPISODE
>Matthew Ridgway
>Dwight Eisenhower
>Fat Man
>Little Boy
>The Enola Gay
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>germans in charge of anything
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Going to do a CK2 campaign from 867 to the end. What country/culture/religion?
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>>175989441
Saxony-to-Jerusalem/German/Catholic
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>Byzantines are my only friend against a green blob
>they have a union with Englaland and are snowballing out of control
>greens never wanted to ally with me against buzantines and probably won't going to now that I took their colonies
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>>175989538

>al-and?isis
>>
2000 calories over the limit today... not good. There is always next week I guess.
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>>175989528
Alright, sounds fun.
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>>175990096
r/paradoxplaza here. This post is literally /gsg/ in a nutshell.
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New HPM when
;_;
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>random mongols in sweden
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>>175990530
He is dead, let it go
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>>175990594
Don't be racist anon, it's 1632
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>>175990685
i can't
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>>175990787
>Don't be racist
Hard to even be racist when Mongols and Pomeranias are the primary culture of """Norway"""
Swedes are not and are in the process of being exterminated.

Norwegians haven't existed for a while
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>>175991257
Wow you Nazi calm down with the hate
we're all one culture, the human culture
>>
>tfw you so desperately want goy$ to be fun since the division designer and production systems are actually good ideas
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Why the hell is literally everyone rivaling me all of a sudden
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>>175991913
Probably because you're revolutionary and monarchs tend to hate freedom
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all of my wews
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>>175991728
same. its a shame that they only have a 6 man team developing it.
>>
Where do I find the file to change culture and country color for Victoria Two with the Historical Project Mod deveoped by famed Syrian Aleq-i-Qrund abu Swedi
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>>175984083
Star Trek is VERY /gsg/, thank you very much

>>175988802
I'm surprised, is Coughlin letting off the Jews or what?

>>175991257
See, this is why they really need to fucking work on Convertors. And even then, in EUIV, there is no accounting for cultural drift. It's kinda sad.
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>>175982376
naeh, /gsg/ is into blobbing, so inflation, ssbbw
>>
>>175992487
in country colors there's three colors per country, but I don't know which is the one on the map
>>
In the Vicky 2 pops screen where the religion should be it shows 3 religions overlapping with the province name, what is causing that? Something to do with the interface?
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>>175992606
>is Coughlin letting off the Jews or what?
You'll find out all about it.
In an hour after I go out and pick up a No Games 4
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Rate my plan /gsg/
Black is borders
green is aquitaine vassal
light green is burgundy vassal
blue is savoy vassal
red is catholic byzie which i am helping against lolimemes
>>
>lose craven suddenly
>die in a 4k vs 652 battle in a war with +86% Warscore, where only 30 other men die
Pottery
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>>175993156
anglois/10
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>>175993156

>M&T

go take care of your daughters. damian
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What did he mean by this
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>>175993316
thanks friend. still undecided on whether i should go calixtine

>>175993669
sorry m'gentilesire, i am not up to date on le ebin /gsg/ington maymays
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>>175993716
Einarr needs to pay his holocaust reparation tax
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>>175993809

you don't need to shill your mod here dearest pajeet,we won't play it

/gsg/ is a white non-racemixing children-caring general
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@175993940
Are you autistic or just bad at baiting?
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>muffled laughter
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>>175993716
what did he mean by this
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>>175994278

Why are you so mad damian? If you studied biology, you would know that just because your wife is white it doesn't mean that your children will be too :^)

Not only that, because of your ganges genes, your mutt daughter is full of defects.
>>
Is DnD more or less autistic than gsg
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>>175993940
why respond with such a memepost just to kill conversation?
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>>175994808

kek. dungeons and normies is baby time

if you want autism look for Rolemaster or MYFAROG
>>
Why does no one talk about navy composition in vic2? I read the most retarded shit in the forums, durr stack one ship type, make a death stack of all your ships, then I see ingame there is a "coordination penalty" in game for too many ships. What the fuck is the best ship composition? Due to the coordination penatly its obviously some ratio above the enemies fleet, what is it?
>>
>>175994819

having an irish passport won't change the fact that you're a child-neglecting pajeet

get that bloated mod out of this general
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>>175994819
What's that nigger language on your papers?
>>
@175994769
@175995036
*cringes*
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>175995036
fuck off johan, your shitty game is unplayable without that mod
>>
@175995080

*give attention to my child*
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@175995159
>>
Meant for:175995330
Woah
>>
0123456789<<<<<<(meant for all of You): lads, you're memeing wrong
>>
*calls child protective service on damian*
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Is Grand Strategy allowed here?
>>
no only sh*t posting is allowed here
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>>175995514

liqqy isn't /gsg/

>>>/4xg/
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>>175995036
Ah of course! A pajeet that has an irish passport playing gs!
You got me!

>>175995068
irish lad
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>>175994951
>>175994951
>>175994951
>>
@.---- --... ..... ----. ----. ..... ..... .---- ....- --- -. .-.. -.-- .. ..-. -.-- --- ..- .--. .-.. .- -.-- -... .- ... . -.. .-.. .- .--. .-.. .- - .- .- -. -.. -... ..- .. .-.. -.. .- .-.. .. -.- --- .-. .. -- .--. . .-. .. ..- -- ...
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>>175995601
that was a rhetorical question, you irish nigger
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>>175991913
What is this fucking europe
>>
>>175995685
me on the left
>>
>>175995685

me on the back
>>
>>175995685
>question mark
>rhetorical question
Of course. How could I ever get it wrong.
>>
-- --- .-. ... . .--. --- ... - .. -. --. / .. ... / .-- .... .. - . / .- -. -.. / -... .- ... . -..
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>>175994951
Personally I just don't build a navy at all pre ironclads and once I get the tech only spam ironclads. Any naval comp. is pretty much a non-issue since ironclads destroy all navies as soon as they are researched. Once I hit battleships and cruisers I go 2:1 battleship:cruiser ratio then slowly replace battleships with dreadnoughts, although never so much that they outnumber battleships.
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>>175995685
>travelling niggers move to england and cause shit
>irish
nah lad they're about as irish as you are
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>>175995787
>question mark
GEE I GUESS IT'S A FUCKING QUESTION THEN INNIT
dumb nigger
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>>175995908
whoops I'm retarded I meant 2:1 cruiser:battleship
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>>175995950
>use a mark specifically designed to pose a question, and request an answer
>double back on position, and autisticly sperg out
guess what? You win. Yeah. Look at you go, big boy!
I back down. You're the alpha here!
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>>175996196
>rhetorical QUESTION
Q U E S T I O N
U
E
S
T
I
O
N
dumb nigger
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well?
do i stay catholic, or convert?
>>
I need to know how long deals with the japs the suspense is killing me
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make it stop
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>>175996318
then explain >>175995685 to me.
You first said that it was rhetorical. Now you're saying its a question.
Is sperging out part of your plan?
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>>175995868
>>175996192
Yes. Activate it.
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>>175996385
Is this a rhetorical question?
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>>175996594 (shitpost)
please delete this post
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>>175996489
dumb nigger
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>>175996617
Can you interpret a rhetorical question through text?
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>>175996718
n-no...
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>>175996718
can you?
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>>175996708
>supposed to magically know that it was, in fact, a rhetorical question
>still trying to prove he is right

keep scrapping at the bottom of that barrel lad. im sure theres an answer there
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if you guys killed yourself and reincarnated in the last country you played. how fucked are you
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>>175996848
what do you think?
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>>175996385
Catholic
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>>175996751
then fuck off with your memepost, and answer it
>>175996848
I dunno. Can you tell me?
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>>175996385
Do it for lols
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>>175996880
>IRISH passport
hmm i wonder what language that could be
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>>175996938
>Hyper-Anglo Anti-Anglois Absolute Monarchy of Boernia (Real life Argentina)
wew
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>>175997028
>he thinks people would be smart enough to put 1 and 1 together
>on gsg of all places
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Ho do I become a dutch republic in Meoiu? Or just a normal one.
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>>175997193
Is this a rhetorical question?
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>>175997061
>pdm based
i guess its time to die
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>>175997317
Can you interpret a rhetorical question through text?
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>>175997351
can you?
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>>175997351
was that a rhetorical question?
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>>175997351
can there ever really be a rhetorical question?
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>>175997439
>>175997445
Why didn't you give a direct answer?
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Anyone got ideas for a fun CK2 game?
I'm running out of ideas.
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>>175997317
No it doesnt happen automatically and I dont know how to lose monarchies in Meiou since there is no decision. Im not about to let an estate take over without knowing. Usually its just a penalty.
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>>175997524
was that a rhetorical question?
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>>175997550
Enter a large Muslim empire and become a zealous duelist killing all the decadents off.
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>>175997619
Why didn't you give a direct answer?
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where do i find HPM to download
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>>175997746
Can you interpret a rhetorical question through text?
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>>175997770
is that a rhetorical question?
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>>175997770
was that a rhetorical question?
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>>175997787
How does turning this around solve anything?
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>>175997826
>>175997840
no
i want to know
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Rate my pops.
Extremely comfy, even the colors of the cultures look aesthetic
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>finals in a week
>4:30 am
>arguing with irish niggers on mongolian ice fishing gatherings
I want to die
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>>175997934
>irish niggers
>niggers
>s
Nah m8 just me ;^)
got an exam in week as well
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you guys are rhetorical faggots
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>>175997915
luxurious
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>>175998023
>statement
:(
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anyone else's sfx in CK2 cut out all the time at odd intervals unrelated to menu navigation?

I swear it's gotten worse since the latest patch or two, significantly more frequent than before that I'll just have no sfx for a while and I've verified cache integrity and all that
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>>175998417
yessir
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>>175998417
Yeah, it's shit.
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I am in no way proud of these borders, but guess who pressed claims on Barcelona and Flanders against Germany/France/Aquitaine while they were fighting heathens in the Low Countries and then shipped their entire army down to their royal holdings in Barcelona and mass sieged while the Karlings finished off Gelre only to get them to peace out at 82% just as their army finally came in sight along the mountains south of Gascogne?

Answer: Emperor Sigeberht 'the Strange' of Brittanny
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WTF is Ingria? How do I form it? Looks like it has great potential for a unique empire.
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>>175998650
Its one of the various strange nations in the files that can't actually ever be made, there's a couple others too.
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>>175998481
>>175998520
any idea what's causing it besides somalian code?
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>>175998650
One of those "fake" nations that existed for awile. If you wanted to play as them thier borders are bassicly Estonia to st petersburg as the finns. Kinnda small.
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What happens if you engineer a devilspawn becoming the Pope?
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>>175998780
What a letdown.

>>175998859
Is the best way just to changeowner the provinces directly to their tag?
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>>175998921
some guy fucks your wife
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>>175999687
I turned off seduction focus get fucked egbert the lewd karling
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>>175955398
why would this ever happen IRL?
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dedthred
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>>176002017
because its night nigger
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How do I form Dagestan in HPM?
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>>176002192
t.alexandros "el rio grandi 'hpm' do sul" silveira
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>>175993014
>Tfw he's not coming back
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>>176002192
Damn, it would suck to be you...
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>>176001119
I hope you havent been waggling it?
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>>176002534
oh no that's not bad is it
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>>176002534
i have been waggling it a lot lately
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So now that I've Manifested my Destiny all over the continental US, I'm thinking my next run should be to go for the No Trail of Tears achievement.

What's the generally-accepted strat for that? Exploration and Expansion ideas first, lock off the Thirteen Colonies coast as quickly as possible, ally with the biggest and meanest European blob available?
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>>176002629
shutthefuckupretard
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>>176002629
You've had it up to HRE?
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>>176002665
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mayo n texas when???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvqXCK9tD7o
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>>176003098
is he a white supremacist fascist nazi tbqh?
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>>176003397
maybe
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>>175983962

That's why I move my units one province prior.
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Spreading Texan culture as hard as I can.
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>that feel when you're a turbonerd
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>>176002648
>Tunis
>doesn't control Tunisia
>Morocco
>doesn't control Morocco
>Brandenburg, Prussia and Teutonic Order exist simultaneously
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>>176004067
>Texan
>"Culture"
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>>176004429
What does a learning focused leader bring to the table?
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>>176005535
Help I can't stop colonizing
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>>176005535
Learning focus increases the proc rate of tech events, lets you build an observatory that combos into a free 90-150 in tech points every 3 years if you go Hermetic, and allows you to to go on a questline that either gives you a ton of Military or a ton of Culture tech as well as a permanent learning up

You also get to tell the pope to go suck a dick which is always nice
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>>176006238
Also I have like 6 allies and 12 rivals
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>>176006324
>No eastern alchemy based secret society for Buddhists

Just fuck my shit up f.am
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>>176006324
Also the learning-related foci are nice, especially Theology.
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>>176002648
If you beeline the centers of trade it'll deter Euros from settling there. I ended up only having to fight the Scots for my territory.
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>>176006745
Thanks for the tip.
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>>176006745

Is this fun desu? I made Cherokee Land the center of the world's academia in EU3 but there wasn't really anything I could do about all them yuropeans
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>>176006342
>Revolutionary
>Not spreading the Revolution across Europe

Go be Napotatoleon, conquer the continent and divide it into client republics.
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>>176007003
Honestly it was pretty boring. Maybe if I had to fight harder for my survival it would have been more interesting. Funnily enough, the only hard war was when Spain declared war on me, since they owned the western half of North America. But France intervened in the war on my behalf and I just gave Spain their Catalonian provinces to fuck off.
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>>176007132
It was annoying how much of North America is wasteland or needs to be "colonized" or otherwise unavailable except by yuropeans in EU3
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>>176007132
Which map mod is this
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>>176007336
Graphical Map Improvements

https://mega.nz/#!GoFiXaTC!B6QKsWtvtJPqgZrnhWXskfzThjbIN32nXGghcPdFNJM
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>>176007132
Oh yeah, I forgot about this mess down in Central America.
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Is there a way to trigger the AI to begin an independence war? Me and Muscovy are both supporting Wallachia's independence, but it refuses to declare
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>>176007051
How does one even "spread the revolution" anyway
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>>176007592
Also I'm pretty stuck here.

Poland is my ally and Muscovy is allied to denmark, and I'm not sure if me and poland can beat muscovy and denmark.

We probably can, but I hate large wars that I dont significantly outgun.
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>>176008023
You should be able to outpace Muscovy in mil tech. Just wait until something like tech 12 when you'll have an infantry advantage over them.
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r8 my europ thx
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>>176008350
I completely smashed them in a war because they were at 0 manpower, Apparently they were having a hard time dealing with a horde alliance or something.
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>My wife is pregnant but I was away wasn't I?
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I'm not fucking dead
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>>176008969
90% of the time I just check and verify that my character is paranoid, and he is.
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>>176007603
I want to know too. I've never gotten the revolution to fire
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Time for a Muscovy > Russia > Manchu > Qing run!
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Why is Goy$ so fucking boring? There's literally nothing to do when not at war and even when you're at war you're just moving lines around. Its shit.
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HPM is not dead, last post is on March 6
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/170171557/#170250830
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>>176009642
Trying to make a war game for the reddit audience
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>>176009642
> There's literally nothing to do when not at war
>WW2 game
>nothing to do outside of war
Really activates my smug anime girl folder.
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>>176010001
>WW2 was just drawing lines on borders
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>>176010001
Damn sorry for expecting grand strategy in my grand strategy game.
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>>176010001
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>>176010165
who's that faggot?
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>>175979559
I assume the ticket doesn't include travel costs?
lmao, who the fuck would pay to go to Sweden
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>>176009642
What mod and where can i get it if i have pirate HOI4 ??

>implying i will give those sjw cucks at paradox my money.
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>>176008831
w-what mod?
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>>176010669
Millennium Dawn, its on modbb so you don't need to go into some secret shit to get it. It's alright but its like polishing a turd.
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>>176010960
Well my main gripe with HOI4 was that during ww2 it was real;ly hard to control everything, maybe in modern times it will be easier due to smaller numbers of troops and shit..
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fucks sake why isnt this shit fixed

i promised ottomans land to get them to join, but they refuse to take any land they have occupied, despite marking it as vital before the war

now if i take anything other than ducats they lose 20 trust, will break alliance and im gonna get raped by mamluks and castile

REEEEEE
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Is china the answer to everything?
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>>176011896
something I've found recently in an athens game that went nowhere, dunno if it's been around long

if you mark every single enemy province (or province your ally may want, don't know) before calling them into the war, they can't claim anything and won't suffer any trust hit regardless of the peace deal

I thought it was just independence wars but it seems to work even in regular wars where you promise them land

they will still occupy things they want though so be sure to get the stuff you want before they do
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>>176012205
mark as vital interest, I should specify

I guess the whole "can't mark provinces at war that an ally has claimed" goes the same for AIs too
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>think to myself "today I will finally learn how to play HoI 4"
>start game
>choose a country
>fuck around with tabs and organization
>quit game cause it's too complicated
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>>176012810
nice bait lad 4/10
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>>176012972
HAHA

YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL QUAID?
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>>176012102
China is W&B
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>>175965319
how did this cuck get away with calling the vicky 2 UI worse than the convoluted mess and notification hell that is eu4's UI?
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rate Europe
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>>176014017
It looks like shit
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>>176014017

there's so much wrong here I don't even know where to begin
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>tfw paradox will never tone down Ming or tributaries
ming with higher tech than all of europe sure is BELIEVABLE WORLDS
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>>176014295
they're more likely to explode if you take mandate from them now

I think low mandate also gives high unrest too
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>>176014017
Terminal cancer.
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>>176014295
yurop got lucky desu
9 out of 10 timelines china should be colonizing mars before yurop discovers electricity
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>>176014371
good luck taking mandate from them when they pass all reforms by 1520 and then sit around with 300k force limit, infinite mercs and defensive and quality ideas AND have 3-4 miltechs on you because hurr tributaries
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Sup Guys, im on my first vic2 run as prussia. Managed to form großdeutschland after waring france for elsaß, denmark for sleswig and austria to make them a 2nd power. its ~ 1860 now. I have some questions tho. What should my strategy be for politics? i only gave them the right to vote yet, my people are pretty liberal. what should i to about factories? i switched to nat. party to build some factories (liqour, steel, all in all around 5-10, should i build more?) how do i destroy the alliance between russia and france? what do i do with the money i have? what should i keep an eye on in the coming years?
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>>175994347
Why haven't you integrated Naples/France/Aragon yet?
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>>176014523
>partista protectionisté
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>>176014594
not him but france takes something like 80 years to integrate even with influence ideas, maybe he likes having them to fight for him
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>>176014594
France takes forever to integrate and makes for a great combat 'pet'.
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>>176014523
>modding pre-CK2 maps

stop posting
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Is EUIV playable? I've seen a lot of shit involving Institutions, and haven't played EUIV in nearly a year I think. I used to have some really memorable games, namely my Livonian Order playthrough when EUIV first came out, and an awesome Frisia playthrough I did with VeF about a year or two ago, that I had intended to convert. But I look now, and EUIV just looks more cancerous than ever. And I don't think VeF has still updated. Is there any hope? Are there mods that fix Institution stupidity? I really wanna get back into EUIV, but it just looks more painful with each passing year.

I kind of love the Baltics area, so kinda wanna do a Protestant Belarus game, but don't want the stupid shit I see.
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>>176006238
SSo much clay just waiting to be claimed for your colonies. California, Mexico, Arawak, and Brazil.
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What's a fun nation in EU4 that can colonize but isn't strong at the start? Apart from Ireland.
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>tfw your capital is the technological center of the western world
>you have to actually use your spymaster for more than "send to constantinople to steal shit"
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>>176015012
>My Dragon Emperor, if we don't start painting and sculpting like the white men whose countries we hardly know exist, our research into ships and military will be stalled
This is basically EU4 right now
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>>176015061
Rome.
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>>176015262
Fuck I didn't notice the missing collar
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>>176015157
I always have mine sitting to find out plots because fuck these shits trying to kill me.
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Can Random New World be fun?
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HPM update when?
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>>176014732
>>176014816
I get France, but he has had Naples and Aragon for 200 years.
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>>176015485
I dunno about those either. Maybe just for the sake of having a vassal swarm.
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>>176015157
Why is CK2 so much more superior to EU4?
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>>176015180
>and then they actually do end up more advanced than all of yurop
>by 'developing' some backwards province owned by the merchant guilds in 1 night
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>>176015610
Without mods it's just too easy. And as far as I remember there are no good mods, unless something changed in the last few months.

I miss Project Balance
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Well this isn't good.
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>>176007603
>>176009227
Getting the revolution to fire involves having the Enlightenment, being in the Age of Revolutions, having your capital in Europe, having negative stability, and having like 25 loans.
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>>176015851
As far as i know ck2+ is very good.
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>>176015442
It has potential, some of the maps are pretty neat with cool trade nodes, some are horse shit, like a bunch of scattered islands.
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>>176015963
Good luck anon, I think you need it.
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>>176016015
>>176009227
>>176007603
As for "spreading" the Revolution, just conquer everything around you and release client republics for roleplay purposes.
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>>176015061
Japan/Korea/Tidore/Ryukyu/Shoreline HRE minors
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>>176015610

CK2 is an RPG with map painter elements
EU4 is a map painter with RPG elements
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>Thanks for helping me dear ally, here is territories that will make everyone create a coalition against you
FUCK OFF GENOA
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>>176016167
>EU4 is a map painter with RPG elements
wew, what are the RPG elements to EU4?
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>>176015061
Ternate and Tidore get colonists from ideas; some of the Indonesian Muslim countries do as well. If you feel like doing a colonial exodus strategy while also going for a couple achievements, Buddhist Pagarrayung can escape to Mexico to get the Land of Eastern Jade achievement. Or you can just colonise all of Indonesia and Australia and wallow in gold and spice money.
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>>176016345
You sometimes get a good ruler and feel a modicum of joy. (he'll die at age 29 anyway)

And sometimes you arbritarily lose 1 stab because the game says you do.
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>>176016360
Did you move your capital to Australia so it wouldn't become a colonial nation here?
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>>176015061
Prussia
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>>176016360
I was thinking of doing a potato nigger exodus to a random new world
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>>176016438
Yeah.
>>
So the Papal States has an assigned revolutionary flag despite not being able to normally be affected by the revolution.
http://www.eu4wiki.com/Revolution#Flags
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How realistic would it be for a German Empire to take the Low Countries, Switzerland, and maybe Denmark? For the reasons of unifying 'Germanic Cultures' under one German banner? Retarded and unlikely or reasonable?
>>
So Why doesn't it tell me the total casualties from a war on this screen? It's just a bunch of zeroes, is this an ironman thing?
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>>176016809
>germans
>ever overcoming their inferiority complex and unifying

kek
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>>176016809
Swiss plausible, Jylland plausible

Low countries is a no go.
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>>176016809
>low countries
>german
ga weg vuile mof
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>>176016959
Dutch and Flemish are Germanic culture group, though.
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>>176016926
delet this
>>176016959
Why? I'm not that familiar with their histories.
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>>176016705
Interesting. Is there a way to actually have a revolution there?

>>176016809
Don´t know for the Low Coutries, but the King of Denmark wanted to join the German Empire in order to not lose control over Schleswig - Holstein. Bismarck refused because he didn´t want all those danes in the Reich. As for Switzerland, they wanted to be neutral, as usual. It´s completely plausible though.

>>176016959
Why though? They´re a germanic culture. Don´t know how far they´re removed from it though. Always believed it to be either spanish or french influences.

>>176016926
We did. Just got smashed into pieces two times in response.
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>>176017014
because paradox is retarded.
turkish is in the same culture group as arabic as well
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>>176016015
So you have to wreck your economy to become revolutionary. Great...
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I was going to do a comfy colonial Prussia run, using what I learned in the past to optimize it, with the additional end-goal of trying to go Revolutionary Empire and cuck all the other Euro majors and own the new world.

And then this happened. I think I have to take this opportunity to finally do a Prussia blob game.
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>>176017092
Dutch and Germans likely have common ancestors, but so do Anglo-saxons.

Dutch is probably closer to old English than Germanic in terms of language and culture
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>>176017104
You're saying dutch isn't in the germanic culture group in real? Why do they speak german basically?
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>>176017169
Go ahead then, son.
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>>176017313
I am dutch. (frisian)
Aside from the language, common ancestors and hanseic influences we have little in common with germans.
In fact old frisian most closely resembles english than anything else.
We have many cultural influences from france, england and germany.

It would make more sense to have a dutch culture group like korea has its own culture group.
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>>176015061
Right now I'm colonizing Alaska as Japan.

Still wondering if I made a mistake keeping Uesugi ideas instead of taking the Japanese ideas.
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>>176017485
Yeah, I understand that there is a history in which you were more different from german than you are today. Old english and the lowlands were really closely related, i've seen this in studies showing how middle english language came from scandinavia. However, cultures evolves and move swiftly forward as time passes, and if you are more closely linked with german cultures today (as far as i know), then today I would say it makes sense to put you in a germanic culture group (maybe not in 1444, I dunno).
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>>175964529
>puppet Italy as France
>don't take Savoy or Nice

wew lad
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>UK defeats germany without US's help

is DH the only game where AI UK does anything?
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>>176017485

how far can you jump?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7BwHZKCO5I
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I read that since 1.16, naval combat now also has combat width.

Has that made big ships much stronger?

"Galleys, Transports and Light ships each occupy 1 combat width
Heavy ships occupy 3 combat width."
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>>176018435
>europoor """"sports""""
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>>176018634

I want to impregnate a tall flat-chested dutch qt
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Somebody got the 1.0 version of ww1 mod for hoi3?
In the archive and on modb is only 0.95
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>>176018881

play DH grand campaign instead
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>>176018881
Nevermind found it http://www.mediafire.com/file/446172ip0oqyrar/WW1Mod_v1.0.rar

>>176018941
I can't stand the province scale and the UI of DH. For politics it's better through.
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>eu4, be russia
>doing good, suddenly succession war over poland
>vs naples
>one problem
>Livonian order is hostile, Lithuania is hostile, Ottomans is hostile
>have to invade Lithuania first in order to even get to poland. Luckily I got mission claims
>take white ruthenia, peace out with with them while I'm taking over poland
>win succession war, poland is mine
>navy got fucked during war while I wasn't paying attention
>realise my mistake
>my entire armed forces are now just chillan in poland, waiting for me to either rebuild a bunch of cogs or for my claims on livonia to finish

I feel like the dipshit that forgot his keys in the car and locked himself out. Pic related
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>>175991913
Quick, flip to Revolutionary Empire, now
http://www.eu4wiki.com/Revolution#Becoming_a_revolutionary_empire
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>>176017313
The thing is, they're too different though from baseline Low and High German. I mean Anglo-Saxon technically is in the Germanic group too, but no one sane is saying to make them part of Germany. Technically, possible. Unlikely in all hell, short of a dynastic union.

Dutch is not mutually intelligible with modern German. Only some, basically a bit more than English to German, but not by much.

Cultural divergence is a real thing.

>>176017092
Dutch diverged centuries ago, that's the thing. It's a miracle Low and High German were united in the first place. It's a miracle even now that Germany is united in the first place, linguistically speaking. North, east, south, and west all speak different dialects, and even the Empire's standardization efforts wasn't able to overcome this. People at opposite ends of the country will have a hard time understanding each other. And then there were nightmares that were diaspora dialects - East Prussian German was almost nonintelligible, it was literally sing-song German.

>>176017485
FRYSLAN FRYSKE

VeF allows you to actually form an alternate Netherlands, grand Frisia basically. It was one of my favorite games. Blobbed a bit some, and decided eventually that before the game ended, I'd make the grand republican empire fall apart.

Nearly all colonies fleeing, and the French, German, and Alpine/Italian parts forming their own mini-unions by the endgame on a mutually agreed dissolution, but all keeping remnant traces of the Frisian influence, and being a headache to their cultures into the V2 era.
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>>176019678
Maybe so, but they're just really fucking small, too. Small enough that the validity of their national identity could come into question, I feel.
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Man it really sucks when you finish 5 of your 9 holy wars and your troop count is getting so low that you need to disband and recall your levies.

Usually the 10 minutes of micromanaging troops and ships is only done at the start of the war.
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>>176019783
They have millions of people. That's not tiny.

Yes, compared to Germany, it is smaller, but not for what it is, and not by much. And the Netherlands has been independent for centuries, and had culturally diverged. If Belgium is still diverged from the Netherlands, then there is not really any way Germany can annex Netherlands wholesale. Or rather, they're not Germans like everyone else.
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>>176019336
it sucks that you can't just march your army whenever you please for a diplomatic relations hit, but of course we're playing a railroaded map painter.
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>>176020310
You can its called a declaration of war. Which is why %country miitary strength is the easiest way to influence military access equation positively.
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>>176020047
At a point where this becomes an issue you are probably better off with vassal kings
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Poor little HRE
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>>176020613
I'm not an emperor though. The requirements to form your own empire are fucking absurd.
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>>176020741
>The requirements to form your own empire are fucking absurd.
Well, not really. You are trying to asspul an empire where there has never been one. It's one thing to try to unite italy, russia, france or spain, it's quite another to declare yourself emperor of bumfuckistan the first just cause you want it.
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>>176020868
>king of 4 different nations
>earning more gold per month than the 3 largest realms in the world combined
>most technologically advanced capital in the world by a massive margin
>never lost a war
>has converted over 40 counties to Orthodoxy
I feel like there comes a certain point when you've just earned the right to be recognized as emperor.
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>>176021091
Yes, and by the sound of it you are very close to it. What's stopping you,exactly? Size?
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>>176017485
>frysk yn /gsg/

gean fuort
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>>176021091
You have more than enough kingdom titles to form a custom empire so just go ahead and do it if you want the title so bad
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>>175992606
>Ezri

Objectively the worst Dax
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>>176021139
Prestige. I only have 6,000.

I was trying to become emperor of Abyssinia but I forgot to read the fine print where it says you must be king of Egypt. As it stands I'm at 8/8 demense, 30/30 vassals, and no fucking clue what I'm going to do when I win my next holy war.

I've had to stay at minimal centralization just to keep high vassal count. I only need 400 more culture tech points to get majesty V and establish imperial administration but first I need to become emperor of something.
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>>176020706
uh...
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>>176021586
Why are you blobbing so far east? Looks really ugly.
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>>176021334
Double up the dukes and grind the prestige. Not much else to do if you can't get the title you were going for for some reason.
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>>176021661
I needed more land before I was comfortable bullying England. I also want a bit of Commonwealth's land so I need to blob harder for it.
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>>176021661
New Rome. If Russia fell he can comfortably claim that if he was the one who caused it. And since its tiny he can probably do that.
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>>176021692
It's stupid. Why would I need to become King of Egypt to create an empire that has 0 of it's dejure territory in Egypt?

I don't really want to create a titular empire anyways.
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hard to believe ottomans and persians would ally with borders like this.
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>>176021954
>Why would I need to become King of Egypt to create an empire that has 0 of it's dejure territory in Egypt?
Most empires require the player to step one kingdom out of the comfort zone. I.E. You need not only prove that you can unite the locals but expand beyond. If you want historical examples showing why it's important look no further tan self proclaimed Spanish empire (not the colonial one, the middle ages one), that despite uniting spain never was acknowledged as one because it failed to show to the world that it's something more than a united peninsula, that it can wield it's power outside of it's direct domain. Or the danish crown, depsite having PU'd all of scandinavia never becoming an empire because it failed to move beyond scandinavia.
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>>176021954
Probably has something to do with how it presumes Abyssinia is going to be an expanded Coptic Ethiopia, and one of Coptic's most critical holy sites is in Egypt.
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>>176017151
Yeah, but you can stockpile mana and money restore your country's stability quickly afterwards, and the benefits from becoming Revolutionary are utterly immense.
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>>176017485
>>176021165
BUTER BREA EN GRIENE TSIIS
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>>176022869
Is there a way to choose between American and French revolution styles? Or is that republic vs empire? Because Frances was a nightmare. I dont want to put my country though that.
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>>176022616
Right well regardless I ended up creating a titular empire called Arabia with the exact same dejure territory as the empire of Abyssinia.

King of strange having The Empire of Arabia bordering The Arabian Empire. The hypothetical historians are going to hate this.

>>176022784
Oh hell no. I fucking destroyed all those miaphysites. My empire actually has 5 different religious heads and technically a 6th one in Byzantium who doesn't have any jurisdiction over our lands.
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>>176023014
The Revolution event you get from this is modelled off the French revolution. If you get Revolutionary rebels overthrowing your government without the actual Revolution disaster in play, you just get turned into a Constitutional Republic instead of a (French-style) Revolutionary Republic, which doesn't get nearly as many absurd blob-friendly benefits.
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>>176023078
Well in real life you had the Roman Empire and the Holy Roman Empire existing at the same time.
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>>176023153
>>176023014
To clarify, being Revolutionary in the French style gives you the base government bonuses of:

>-0.25 monthly autonomy change
>+2 tolerance of heretics
>+10% Army morale

It also gives you the Revolution Target bonuses:

>+50% more score
>+10% Army morale
>+10% Manpower
>+40% Land force limit
>+40% Naval Force limit
>-50% Land Maintenance
>-50% Naval Maintenance
>-0.15 monthly war exhaustion
>-50% unjustified demands
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>>176023254
Even so they were at least far enough away that it didn't matter.

This however is just downright silly.
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>>176023381
>>176023153
>>176023014
Oh, one last thing. Being the target of this (French-style) Revolution gives you the Spread the Revolution casus belli, which is literally the best casus belli in the game.

150% prestige, 50% cost for everything, including annexation.
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>>176023405

>muh silk road
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>>176022869
What are the benefits?
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>>176023597
What do you have against the Silk Road? Do you dislike having 50% bonus tax revenue in your counties?
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>>176022978
The more I've studied Frisians, the more I like them. They're like proto-Americans. I like even the archtype they have - a little dumb or gullible, but very kind hearted and resolute in belief in freedom.
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>>176023381
>>176023442
Wtf.

That is actually 20 morale boost?
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>>176023643
See >>176023381 and >>176023442.
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Should I disband the HRE or become emperor for all the goodies?

>>176014594
I waited for more diprep from influence + ivory so I can spare some birds. Hoping they'll join themselves
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>>176023698

it's the most baby run you can do in a game that's already easy
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>>176023715
Yeah, I'm pretty sure those two stack.
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>>176023759
Well what's the alternative? You arbitrarily refuse to do anything optimally?
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>>176023881

do a polish count and try to fend off the mongols (delayed random)
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holy shekels
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>>176023737
Dismantle it, its 1713. Why is it still around.
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>>176023783
Lmfao so you have, as france, 20 elan, 20 revolution, 15 from defence, 15 discipline and 10,10,10 combat ability from quality, offensive, economics. What am I missing? Do France also have 5 discipline in their nat ideas?

But is the French revolution different from other countries' revolution?
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Where should I go for colonial Spain? Portugal as my vassal has begun messing around in Africa, so should I just go for Brazil or the Caribean? Or is there a more lucrative place?
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>>176024045
Short answer: kind of.

Long answer:

http://www.eu4wiki.com/Revolution
http://www.eu4wiki.com/French_Revolution

Basically, the French Revolution disaster is the France-specific counterpart of the Revolution disaster which does basically the same shit, but has some extra flavour.
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