/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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Vetra is best girl. Especially for cuddling until you fall asleep in each other's arms and teaching you gun tricks she learned in her merc days.

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>>175150153
Everyone wants a spiky girlfriend!

>>175150153
Waifus are dead, all the girls suck.

Reminder to vote in the waifu/husbando poll.

http://poal.me/by7r24

>came here expecting actual discussion
>First post is waifu shit

Thanks for reminding me why I should never come here.

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>>175150235
>hand holding
This is a Christian board you sick perverted fuck.

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>>175150442
Already did, babe

I'm surprised how low Drack is. Then again, he's not husbando material, more of a cool bro

>>175151131
Drack is your replacement father figure.

Them feels when Vetra wishes he'd raised her and Sid.

>>175149995
>That image

If some Turian scared me like that I would shit myself

>>175151391
Everyone wants a krogan dad

>>175151131
Kill yourself avatarfag

Who do you think brags about dating the human Pathfinder and all their accomplishments?

>>175151590
Sounds like something Liam would do.

>>175150235
>ywn hold her hands

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>want to bump the thread with a ME related image
>don't have anything generic
It hasn't been at least 200 posts after I've already posted something, so this'll have to do

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reminder that pic related is canon

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>>175150235
>"Your hands are so strange, Scott. What do humans use the other 2 fingers for?"

it's been a month already since he got banned and the signs are there again (last post of last thread used the word "ebin" and there were 2 posts with a :^) in it), I think reddit ralph got unbanned.

>>175157923
who's reddit ralph?

>>175158045
Just imagine Gilfag except with Reyes and it's much more constant and obnoxious. That's what I remember of him

>>175158045
oh you newfriends...
about a month ago some reddit poster decided to shit up the thread with his unwanted shit opinions about synthesis and everyone who didn't conform to them was labeled a "drumpflet" or "simpleton", he 'signed' almost all of his posts with a ;^) and hijacked new threads, deviating from established OPs by filling them up with more of his synthesis propaganda and mislabeled them as "mass errect general", creating them as early as 100 posts before the previous thread hit bump limit just to claim that he made them first (and the jannies sadly fell for it and deleted the real threads) and when his thread wasn't used he tried to shit up the thread with more liberal propaganda until he finally got banned. this was pretty much exactly a month ago.

>>175151590
Tann.

>>175158326
Ralph was that synthesisfag? Jesus christ.

>>175150442
Why bother? The votes have already been massively manipulated.

>>175158158
oh yeah that as well, fucking ugliest maleryder ever and apparently he modeled him after himself.
shabby late-nineties centre-parting hair and that ugly cunt-wrapping beard

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>>175158326
Sounds disgusting, glad i left /meg/ before MEA came out out and returned 2 days ago. Missed some fun but saved my sanity

>>175158326
People get banned for the smallest shit sometimes, what took them so long?

>>175156873
>tfw slipping your hand under Vetra's pink frilly panties and fingering her turipuss.

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>>175159475
whats turipussy like?

>>175159719
warm turkey

>>175159475
It's a cloaca, deal with it.

>>175159719
Warm, muscular and slippery. Smooth inside aside from several pronounced ridges, fewer than in a human cunt but far larger, like internal lips.

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>>175149995
Kelly cutest waifu

>>175160072
>tfw she takes suicide pill

>trying to do zero/outlaw/gold
>3k apex rating, level 19 infiltrator, sniper rifle equipped
>get kicked

???????????????????????????????

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Always that calm this time of a day?

>>175161756
Everyones moved on really.

Not even sure why I'm here, not playing the game anymore.

>>175161756
The shitposting starts up again around 1700 americlap time so you gotta wait a bit.

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>>175160072
I read a FF once where she steals Tali's suits and pretends to be her around Shepard

>>175162363
I'm here for crazy theories and occasional new ME-related jpgs.

>>175162626
I suppose you don't have it?

>>175160072
>>175162626
>tfw you'll never spitroast kelly with a varren

>>175161756
I occasionally check back here, but I left due to all the tripfags

>>175163027
that's what happens when you ignore them

>>175163178
I don't care anymore really

>>175162754
Once upon a time, I had it bookmarked, but that was on a laptop that doesn't even exist anymore.

>>175163027
>>175163178
>>175163265
Yeah tripfags are awful unless they use it properly (which is very rare). These newfag trips are a heresy against the entire website. Im glad theyre gone from /meg/ for now.

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I just had a dream about Vetra and i haven't even played Andromeda.

Send help i think i might have turian fever

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>>175163497
>Scott tries to kiss Vetra.webm

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By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.

I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make notes about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)

I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe. I got my sword license ten years ago, and have been getting better every day.

I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!

I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck on Thessia!

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>>175159719
>>175159793
>>175159874
>>175159965
>>175163497
>>175163850
I still don't get why people like Vetra this much.

>>175160072
>Kelly
lol

>>175164014
I haven't played Andromeda yet so i Can't talk about her personality, but she looks adorable.

>>175149995
And now we know that artist draws vore.

>>175164108
>adorable
How so? I mean, i like power armor as much as the next guy, but I wouldnt say its "adorable".

>>175164186
>anal_vore.jpg

>>175164014
>>175164108
She is a generally nice person and wants to help without being straddled with a major overarching personal problem outside from her sister pulling a stunt.
it's a somewhat appreciated change of pace though it's not for everyone, it makes her very 'safe' which some see as boring.

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>>175163869
I like this version better
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

>>175164572
what the fuck was that fuckin faggot written by the same shitheads who did the archon?

>oy you won every single fight and i pussied out all of them
>but lol you suck i won huehuebrbr

fuck do i hate these fucking fuckcunts

>>175162812
Do I have to look the varren in the eye?

>>175164572
This shit is ME-tier rickroll.

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>>175164572
I wonder how her dad the Illusive Man feels about this.

>>175164483
Nothing wrong with a safe choice now and again, keeps a story grounded in reality/believability. From what Ive witnessed of her she seems like Garrus: loyal, laidback, follower, just wants to help people, and knows the seedy underworld. Aside from a greater focus on family and a lack of discipline, she's just femGarrus. Ah well, better to be femgarrus than the mary sue that was Nyreen.

>>175150442
Strawpoll with captcha is better
in poal.me you can make a vote script with like only 10 lines of code

>>175165220
We already reached this conclusion but thank you for your input.

Strawpoll doesn't allow user-input answers.

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The game fucking bugs out once you reach 61 and unlock tier VIII in equipment, merchants don't sell anything tier related anymore, the tempest sells I and II weapons.

>>175166659
known bug, it is just the tier VIII

>>175166739
>it's just tier VIII
How can they fuck up this royally? It baffles me

>>175166857
Knowing frostbite, Bioware forgot a ; in the tier VIII code line and the whole tier got fucked up

I dont get people who romance vetra, she is momtier

or does that make it better?

>tfw no slutty femtur gf who likes wearing clothes that show her midriff and hip blades

>>175168597
mommy issues, yo

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>>175168597
I like older women.
I like reliable women.
I like Turians.

>>175162626
>shepard walked over to his desk and sent an invitation to Tali's personal terminal
>It didn't take long for her to arrive at his cabin
>"Shepard, what do you need"
>"You"
>Shepard moved in closer to her, moving his hands up her hips to the small of her back.
>"Oh...Ok. Anything for you."
>Tali stood as close to Shepard as possible, hooking her left leg around his right, while her hands were caressing Shepard's warm chest.
>He broke the silence
>"Do you want to make this more intimate?"
>Tali took a moment to respond
>"Of course, but I can't leave my suit right now."
>"So hands on then?"
>Shepard couldn't help himself
>Tali moved him towards the bed
>She pushed him down and moved towards his fly
>After unzipping, she climbed onto the bed next to him and slid her hand down to his underwear
>Taking hold of his manhood, she began slowly pumping.
>Before Shepard could let out a soft moan, his Omni-tool on the bedside counter beside him began to ring
>"Uh sorry to interrupt commander bu.."
>"Damn it, Joker, What?"
>"Tali just sent me a message about her suit being stolen, she can't come out of the clean room without it"
>His heart stopped
>Shepard slowly turned his head towards 'Tali'
>I had a wonderful chat with your friend Tali earlier

>quest named Truth and Trespass
>kallo's questline basically
>never got it
what the fuck how do I get this shit

I hope ME:A gets a checklist of things a la ME1/2/3 because those were fucking useful

>>175168597
First Turian romance option plays a part in it. Though she is cute

>>175170561
>First turian romance

>>175170534
Afaik you need to rescue the Salarian ark first

>>175170889
First female Turian romance.
It's not that hard to come to that conclusion.

>>175170959
Should've stated this, but obviously I did this already, I even chose the salarians.

I've basically been finishing up the game before I go to the meridian and now I have 3 bugged tasks and a bunch of collect 4 boar livers at different NPC camp quests left.

>>175168597
>>175170149
Vetra is in her late twenties, she's not even that old.

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>>175171269
Older, as in not the usual teens early 20-somethings, It's also a maturity/maternal thing as she is protective of people.

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>>175168597
Im not into Vetra, but heres what I know about it: shes older, practical, loyal, and basically a mom. Shes very grounded and safe, kind of boring, which stands out in ME.

>>175170327
>Not right now, trying to determine how scale itch got onto Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease, only carried by varren, implications - unpleasant.
Kelly Chambers, hyperslut. Also, I've always wondered: where does Tali change on the Normandy?

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>>175164186
>implying there isn't already vore in the game

>>175164982
Yes, it's your pet varren actually.

>>175170889
Shit, knew I forgot something

>>175171564
>where does Tali change on the Normandy?
She probably doesn't. Their ( quarian ) suits are "highly sophisticated" so they probably don't need to wash as their suits take care of hygiene. It would be pretty hard anyways.

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>>175163869
>>175163869
>Go to the R&D terminal
>Research the latest rank for the Piranha
>go to develop one
>Not enough Iron
>And Eezo
>you're certain you had plenty of both
>Check the development log
>Disciple shotgun III
>Disciple shotgun III
>Disciple shotgun III
>Disciple shotgun III
>Disciple shotgun III
>Who the fu-
>Cora
>That god damn asariboo
>Walk over to the Plantroom
>Door is locked and you can hear muffled asari warchants
>Start banging on the door yelling her name
>She turn the warchants up louder
>Oh this bitch
>Call Kallo and have him override the lock
>The door slides open revealing the horror within
>Cora is spread eagle on the bed coated in kid-safe blue bodypaint
>Sweat, paint, and bodily fluid stain the sheets
>With the help of biotics she's thrusting the handles of three disciples into her various holes while jacking off the remaining two
>she's so focused she doesn't even realize your here
>You try not to throw up as the smell of blueberry lube,, sex, and paint assail your nose
>her one women gangbang reaches it's peak
>"BUUUH THUUU GUDUZZZZZZ"
>she finally releases the abused shotguns and turns over making eye contact with you
>shock spreads across her face as she realizes half the crew just witnessed her asarO-face
>she grabs the stained sheets in an attempt to hide her shame as she screams at you
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
GO GO GO

Y'know I keep hearing about how great the game is supposed to be and I honestly wanna play it but everytime I dig a little I keep finding shit that puts me off.

I really wanna get into ME:A I do but I simply can't.

Should I even bother buying it at a sale, /vg/?

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>>175170889
>implying Vetra isn't for Scott only
SaraxVetra supporters are the tumors of ME.

>>175172379
If you played through 3 and liked it then you'll probably like playing this one too. The only real problem you'll wind up with is that there all the "choices" they give you are really lackluster so you're probably not going to have as many playthroughs as previous games unless your a completionist

>>175172473
Why go to tumblr then

>>175172307
Eh, makes sense, since they always bitch about
>muh suit
>muh trapped
>muh immune system
They probably only take them off when absolutely necessary.

>>175171564
>>175172307
The airlock on the original Normandy had a decontamination function, maybe its standard to have these as small rooms on larger vessels.

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>>175172362

It's
>enjoyable
>a way to burn free time
>more of mass effect
>a new plot that's arguably more interesting than reapers after ME2
>got okayish MP
>probably getting a sequel
>a nu-age biocuck game

It's not
>well programmed
>anywhere near bug free
>consistent in writing and design overall
>good
>worth te full price unless you're really bored

The pirated version misses some quality of life and bug fixes that the legit copy has. I don't suggest playing the pirated one unless you want to be tempted in buying it.

>>175172705
>implying i didnt just get pic from last thread

>>175172473
For caring so much about their dumbass sexualities tumblr sure does hate bisexuals don't they

>>175172379
After the patch it is a legit 7/10 game. Not great, not the worst thing ever like some people like to claim.

>>175172876
Honestly, I bought it in a keysite because the crack is really shit

>>175172585
>>175172876
>>175173220
Basically wait 'till it's 5 bucks
Got it

>>175173105
Im gonna repost an argument about this from that fallout tripfag last thread, which is surprisingly good
>Because the faGBT+rape crowd have ionized gayness so much, they simply cannot accept straightness. It doesn't make sense to them, they can't comprehend it, much like how a narcissist cannot grasp the idea that not everyone likes or even thinks about them. To them bi is a betrayal or double-agent thing.

>>175173220
It's a 6/10. If they can actually fix all the major bugs like quests not finishing/triggering they can bump up to 7/10. 8/10 if they fix all the inconsistenties in the game.

>>175172876
>Enjoyable.

Nope.

Story is shit. They couldve done so much with the premise and they squandered it.

>>175173346
Unless you got a console you will wait for a long time

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>>175173363
>They hate bi people now
When are they changing their name to LGPT?

>>175173642
Perfectly fine with me

>>175173959
I remember seeing the lgbt also hating on gay men a while ago

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>>175172362
holy shit

>>175173518
Elaborate

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>>175170327
>>175172362

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>tfw not a neet anymore
>tfw can't play Mass effect constantly

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>Romancing Suvi
>Walk into the crew quarters
>she's sitting on her bunk with an old earth tacklebox
>Start talking to her and ask about it
>"Oh it's nothing, just somefin ta remind me a where I came from"
>Tell her she doesn't have to hide anything since we're in a relationship
>"Ohh Raydah yur suh swhet"
>Opens the tacklebox excitedly as she slips deeper into her potato-speech
>Brings out a white rock
>"Nah yahsi this wun isa bita qhwartz from back bahind tha haouse i was raized in"
>She licks it
>"Nah thats whut i cull a tahst ta home"
>Is she messing with me?
>"Nah this wun-"
>She holds up a grey rock
>'Thees lilde baby is from the ferst lahive fihr acksudent I was in, sum byotac ho dinna no hiz ass fromma hole inna ground missfihred an blastud us with gravel. An whodent ya know it this lil baby tried ta feed meh etself, HA. Lost three teef and almast choked ta deaf."
>She licks the grey rock and puts it back
>oh no she's totally serious
>An thes one.. Hay parchance didje have a pet vahran in the family whenna you was young?"
>No
>"Ahh wellen never ya mind that'n, doubt yah whald knoh that taste..
>she rummages around some more
>"OH RAHDAR I ALMUST FERGOT"
>She brings out a very smooth and rather phallic white stone, it has pink tints and has been buffed smooth
>"Nah this'un is somefin me gud ol mam passed ta meh! This beaut is sohlud Rhoze qahwartz anhaz khept meh cumpany mahnee a nig-"
>Someone save me
>Action prompt: Back away while she's occupied with her rock dick
should of just fucked the Catslug

>>175174276
It's poorly written, Bioware clearly trying to push their ideal utopia means there is very little racial conflicts outside of the Kett and Angara first contact (there are cross species/gay relationships everywhere and NOBODY bats an eyelid)
The antagonist is the usual tired Bioware badguy, story is pretty paint by numbers.

>>175174561
kek

>>175149995
Kill that abomination.

>>175174652
Well aside from the fact you have to be a bit openminded to enter a travel to another damned galaxy making sure that there will be less racial conflicts
>fresh new start
>krogan tensions ever high almost immediately
>turians and humans have always gotten along
>most nexus crew has known each other a bit already
>both asari and salarians haven't really been explored much because their arks are deliberately left out to avoid writing about the racial tensions
>rest of the races haven't appeared yet

It actually also just makes some sense that conflicts are less because it isn't peace time, there's a lot of unity through a common problem/enemy now, namely the kett, the scourge and struggling to survive. It makes sense people are more willing to make leeway on racial tensions on that problem alone.

I agree that the antagonist is a bit standard, but kett civilization in itself hasn't been explored much yet. I want to make assumptions on what the sequel has to bring but I haven't finished up the game yet.

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http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/123/
God bless modders.

>>An thes one.. Hay parchance didje have a pet vahran in the family whenna you was young?"
>>No
>>"Ahh wellen never ya mind that'n, doubt yah whald knoh that taste..
She went beyond licking that varren knot

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>>175175374
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/117/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/118/?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/119/?

>>175175932
Whoa, a horny human and turian turns them into mosaic

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>>175175932

>>175175932
>tumblr
>>>/k/
>>>/y/
>>>/s/

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>>175176270
>kys
kiss your sister?

>>175175932
I'd it wasn't yuri it would be literally perfect.

>vetra will never wrap her thick thighs around your neck and force you to lick her blue cunny
>ywn see her grasp the sheets so hard that she tears up your bedding
>ywn hear her unsuccessfully try to stifle her moans
>she finishes quickly under the whims of your tongue, clearly it's been a while for her
>ywn hear the teeth of the crew complaining about the noise the next dayear
>she's always asking you to do it again a night or two later

>>175177086
keep yourself safe

>>175177086
>>175177434
Sorry I'll spell it out better
>>>/k/ill/
>>>/y/our/
>>>/s/elf/

>>175177612
>ill our elf

Who's our elf, and why do you want him to get sick

>>175177612
>ill our elf
What did anon mean by this?

>>175177801
Sorry not the correct answer to the puzzle dumbass, try again, 2 shitposts left.

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I just want more art of these two

>>175178248
I would prefer animated in-game content.

why do fan artists insist on giving Angara tits?

>>175178248
Kill yourself, hambeast

>>175177895
>kys ioe lul lrf

u sending coded messages, anon?

>>175178248
fuck off

>>175178453
>check it in rot13
>xlf vbr yhy yes
Three more words to go.

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Divegrass update

Got some administrative paperwork out of the way and we're all set:

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//meg/

Gold medals are Kroggan granddad and Spiky GF, Peepoo and Weeablue stay silver, Weeablue getting third gets the distinction of being team captain (since she wants to be Pathfinder so goddam much).

Work on the team will start in the next days (pic related is Frecklebeast at least), and here's the suggestion pad:

https://titanpad.com/pa76SHVO95

Two things, first is this the facecode for the famed Adrian Delaware Sherad?:
http://mass-effect-3.facesofgaming.com/submission/hub/id/535a05593d1988cc168b492f/name/adrian#Comments

Second I'm curious if you guys know of guide to rip assets from the games (all 4 of them) I can adapt them for PES

Also Crocodile if you want to co-manage you gotta get verified in the VGL Discord

Rember the dates: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_8

>>175178453
wrong again dumbass

>>175178358
Wait for that DLC

>>175178726
>implying it won't add content for PB and/or Cora

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>do google search for "Jaal" to see what comes up
>go to images section
>most images are for some indian movie or something
not what i expected

>>175178412
They are mammals

>>175178665

we're onto ((you)), cheeky numbers-station edgelord

>>175178869
>Jaal the Trap
This has potential...

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>>175178869
>The trap is set, the game is on

>>175179057
>jaal is a ftm
>gays demand jaal to be bi
>bioware reveals she is a trap
imagine how buttblasted tumblr would get

>>175178873
And they don't have tits.

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>>175178819

>>175179448
o i am triggered

>>175179448
lewd

>>175179448
dedicated servers when

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>>175178869
>>175179057

>>175179191
People add tits to everything

>>175179667
kys

>>175179975
that doesn't make it right.

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>>175179667
>>175178869
it begins

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>>175179448
That doesn't make mine look so bad, at least the arm connected realistically

Jaal landwhales need to fuck off to /dag

>>175179448
Krogan succ gone wrong

>>175180491
>blaming netcode lag for your own mistake

>>175180491
>ME:A mobs don't even take courtesy swipes before becoming active for instant kills

>>175180491
why does he eat the crotch first?

>>175180491
Git gud

The krogan in andromeda look like eggs to me

Jaal a shit

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>>175178248
Angara genocide starts soon.

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>>175179448

>>175178869

Is that Indian Joe Rogan?

>>175150442
>helgass more votes than Liam

i can't feel my face

>>175180591
They need to do more than that, they need to fuck off to tumblr

>>175181042
NOT SOON ENOUGH

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>>175181042
fucking blueblood faggots
REMOVE ANGARA
HELEUS DOMINATION SOON

>>175179183
Theyd finally get their coveted lesbian alien romance.
>but i want vetraaaaaaaa!!
Suck your fat flaps hambeasts, Vetra is for Scott and Scott alone, Sara only needs her Legos and puke buckets

>>175180681
Where am I blaming netcode lag? I was the host in that game, you retard.

>>175181042
>>175181409
>>175181790
Go to bed, Scott.

>>175181128
Jamie pull up a map of the nearest loo

>>175182131
Nope.

>>175178248
I would draw more but I've been really busy, and there's another request I want to fill first. Sorry, anon.

>>175179183
I think you'd have a hard time finding somebody who wouldn't be upset by that.

>>175182131
Quick someone post Sara/Vetra

>>175182439
NO

VETRA IS SCOTTS

>>175182439
Kys

>>175182439
>everyone fights over vetra
how can the other women even compete?

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>>175182229
>>175182375
Scott is for Vetra.
Sara is for Lego only.
Angara are for genocide.

>>175182602
>Scott is for Vetra.
Nah, I agree with the rest though

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>>175182602
Don't make me start posting Harbi's quotes again.

>>175182602
Do you want me do post Sara/Jaal or what

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>>175182439
Sara is for Scott

>>175182686
Yes Scort is for Vetra. Your custom Ryder can be for whomever you like though

>>175182910
Nah I can't make a good custom Ryder

>>175182910
>Scort

>>175182953
You're not trying hard enough

Sara is for fellow autist Archon only.

>>175182953
you can't because the character creation is shit

>>175182910
Scort can have Vetra if he wants

Bioware Ryders look like a nu-male/autist. Make your own face.

At least shepard was somewhat decent to pretend to be

>>175182856
Do it

>>175183179
THE ARCHON IS CUTE!!

>>175183110
Yes. Scoot Ryder. Sara Ryder's brother

>>175182856
That kind of posts are forbidden and you know it. You must delete such content from your computer.

>>175183289
Scooter

>>175183179
t. Archon

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>>175183360
Don't look...

>>175183441
Report this.

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>>175183216
I miss him

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>>175182910
>scort

>>175183532
What wrong with his head

>>175183441
Kill yourself

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>>175183493
No._______________________________

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>>175183441
>Sara pukes a lunch load of vomit onto Jaal's animalic hands

>>175183532
>my name is shepard and this is my rockband

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>>175183362

>>175183806
>animalic

>>175183842
Who would be in his band?

>>175183783
Your doing good anon

How did Kett reproduce before they developed the technology to turn other races into Kett?

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>>175183532

>>175184153
space magic

>>175184153
Budding.

>>175184153
>Buy our next game to find out

>>175184153
You assume the Kett were around before they had that technology.

Jaalspammer worst poster

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>>175178869
>The trap is set
>the game is on
Oh boy
>Jall invites Sara to his "tiny sanctuary"
>She enters his room
>he's no where to be seen but there's a large "something" under his sheets
>she creeps over and pulls the sheet away
>"Boxes? whats going on?"
>from behind she hears the door lock engage and the personal terminal in the room turns on displaying a familiar angaran
>"Thank you for coming, Ryder."
>"Jaal? whats going on, why did you lock the door? where are you?"
>Jaal chuckles lightly
>"Ryder, you've faced much adversity as a pathfinder and grown stronger, in the same way I wish to strengthen our relationship. So I ask you Sara, would you like to play a game?"
>The screen switches to a turntable view of a box of legos as Jaal continues to speak
>"Lego set 7317, Aero tube Hanger from the Life on Mars series. Discovered in a time capsule and bought by a collector of legos, it somehow made it's way onto one of the Arks. Unfortunately after coming out of cryo the Lego collector fell on hard times and was forced to auction off his toys to maintain his livelihood, leading to where we are now"
>Sarah shudders as she lightly orgasms
>"Jaal I love it! Even on ear-"
>The view pans out revealing an Assault turret aiming it's flamethrower at the box
>Sarah's voice cuts out as she shudders in fear
1/2

>>175185363
>worst
>when Helghast and the Sara autist exist

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>>175185720
>"J-J.. Jaal w-what is t-hat turret f-for?"
>"Sara my dear it's there as motivation for you, complete my challenge and receive the prize otherwise.. POOF"
>Sara starts pacing and mumbling prime numbers, her eyes never leaving the screen
>"Ok Jaal what do I have to do?"
>"That's the Ryder I know. Behind you on my bed is a pile of boxes, simply complete all the building sets within and the hangar is yours."
>Sara smirks, she can build lego sets with er eyes closed
>she approaches the boxes and opens the first one, removing the topmost boxed set
>her confidence turns to confusion, dread slowly building as she turns back to the terminal
>"T-this i-i-is.."
>The image of Jall returns to the terminal as he gently chuckles
>"Ah yes the "C-sect Precinct shootout" set, part of the largest promotional tie-in series ever produced with a total of 327 individual products."
>Tears start forming in Sara's eyes
>she thinks back to the first thing Jaal had said to her in the room
>yes, she had faced adversity before
>But this
>a tear runs down her cheek and falls onto the box in her hand
>she wipes it off but more soon follow
>but no matter how many tears fall they can't hide the two words that have made her like this
MEGA BLOKS

>>175185720
Go on

>>175185731
These are our notable post types
>Helghanon
>Jaalposter
>Sara/Scote
>FutaCora
>Vetralovers
>Gilfag
>Austistfuckers
>Scott disguised as anon
Which am I missing?
How would you rate these from worst to tolerable?

>>175186043
There's also tummy kissu anon, but he hasn't posted much lately from what I've seen.

>>175185731
Helghast is a good poster

>>175186043
they're all intolerable and should fuck off

>>175186043
Best
>Sara/Scote
>Scott disguised as anon
>Austistfuckers
>FutaCora
>Vetralovers

Absolute cancer below this line
>Helghanon
>Gilfag
>Jaalposter

>>175186583
What afraid of male characters gettin some attention?

>>175186927
Whales should go back to tumblr or their containment cespool

>>175186583
i thought "Gilfag" was a combined Gilf fag, not Gil fag at first

>>175187227
>tumblr tumblr tumblr blah blah

>>175186043
>Scote
Poor Scott

>>175187667
>TRIGGERED
That's why no one likes you

>>175186583
>hates the gays
>likes Futa Cora

>>175187839
a feminine dick ain't gay, anon

>>175187839
the dick only makes it more asari

>>175187969
Did you just admit to liking big, sweaty dick?

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>>175186043
>Batarian boob posters are gone

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>>175188648
No, read it again

>>175187819
>I don't like when we are not about MY waifu!

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>>175188993
this is nice

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>>175185720
>>175185889
Poor Sara ;_;

>>175188993
Took me a minute

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nice game bioshit

Is Addison supposed to be considered attractive? With all that makeup...

>>175189753
did you blow up a planet or something?

>>175190041
He probably reached the max Nexus level 20. Once you get there and use all cryo points it glitches.

>>175186043
There's also that Salarianfag.

>>175186043
I would add in
>general xenohating edgelords
these guys bother me not so much because of the pixel abuse but more due to the level of irl sadism they must harbor to relish in fantasizing about carrying out atrocities that sound awful familiar to actual historical episodes

ME3, Citadel DLC,
do you have to finish Sanctuary before even starting the DLC for Miranda to appear in the DLC?

>>175191313
>taking 4chan posts seriously

>>175191313
Go back to tumblr

>>175191627
Poe's Law though- it's kinda hard to tell sometimes which ones take the time to write all that stuff out to be ebin memelords and which ones get off on it.

On a similar vein, when pressed some anons claim they only raptorpost ironically, or that if given a real-world option, they wouldn't actually fug the spacebirb
I'm definitely not one of them though

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>>175175932
>>175172473
can yurifags get banned? I mean I get bs bans for no fucking reason and these fags get to infest this board turning this board into tumblr

anyone else hate andromeda?

>>175186043
You forget the yurifags

>>175186583
>Helghanon
>being equal to jaalposter
Come on i earned my hate

>>175192174
Me

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>>175192025
There is no irony in my desire Salarian boycloaca.

>>175192548
If you side with Sloane can you go back there and kill them?

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>>175191313
>not getting off on the idea of raping a xeno and genociding their species
Gay detected

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>>175192548
*to fuck

>>175192691
If I remember I'll savescum the game and find out.

After the Malox thing, I doubt it.

>combined Milky Way technology in stasis for 600 years is still viable to a race who mastered genetics
>600 years later they still haven't discovered omnitools

JUST KETT MY SHIT UP

>>175192887
>races have technological development in the same way, at the same pace, completely synchronized with each other

>>175149995
>tfw no raptor waifu

>>175193858
>ywn feel her talons on your neck as she rides you wildly and approaches her climax, crying
"who's your clever girl? Huh? Say it!"

J D I M S A

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>>175191313
I'm alright with xeno-hate as long as it's taken more as a joke or parody like "For Da Emprah!" which it seems to be the case here.

Spamming it over and over again does start to get old after awhile though.

>>175194332
>tits
trash

>>175194332
No more yuri porn ano...
wait that's a GUY?!?!

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Is Vetra flat?

>>175194006
>tfw Vetra's piercing screeches wake up the whole ship
>tfw kallo attempts evasive maneuvers with the tempest to let her know she's too loud

>>175194570
dfc

>>175194006
>feel her talons on your neck
You want to get your throat torn open?

>>175194570
Turians don't have tits.

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>>175194332
>pre-cyborg kai leng
>womanlet turian
>tits
>meme smiley

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>>175194742
wtf are these?

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>>175194332
>N7 panties hngggg
I was almost triggered thinking it was sara with that hair at first glance

>>175194208
I find it pretty funny for the most part in the context you describe, but there was one thread not too long ago where everyone went full Nanking in their greentexts that I just found more disturbing than funny

>>175194719
She files them down just for you.

>>175194960
An insecure turian padding her chest ridges to lure in human men.

>>175194971
>not getting off on the idea of raping xenos en mass as you genocide them
>>>/tumblr/

>>175194960
Forward chest armor plate. A dev actually clarified it on Twitter when the first preview pics of Nyreen came out and people were confused.

>>175194971
I don't think thats Vetra or Scott

>>175194719
Nah. But fantasizing about predatory creatures deliberately being aware of their power and being mindful of treating you gently is an objectively patrician fetish.

Losing self control and receiving cat-scratches all over your back is acceptable as well, provided the blood loss isn't severe.

>>175195296
>Pred/Prey fag

Absolutely based

>>175194971
>one thread not too long ago where everyone went full Nanking in their greentexts
Blame helghass and his typical samefagging with/without a trip.

>>175195125
I think the only way I can get off (figuratively) on such a premise is if it's revenge for ayy atrocities against humanity somehow

>>175195202
It's all good as long as it isn't yuri.
Not that I have any particular hate for yuri, but most of the content is slanted in that direction and it's a mildly irritating.

>>175182247

You just blew my mind about toilets, man.

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>>175195296

>>175195296
>Ryder shows up in the armory with a nasty gash in his back in the morning
>Liam and Cora look concerned and ask if that Adhi the other day really did so much damage
>Ryder says it did while giving a half annoyed half amused glance in the direction of Vetra
>Drack, imbued with super krogan hearing, simply smirks
>Vetra awkwardly averts her gaze from the conversation
>Jaal offers to sow some specialized anagran soft body armor for him so it doesn't happen again when fighting Adhi
>Ryder politely declines
>Lexi recognizes the cuts as too small and shallow for an Adhi and simply rolls her eyes while readying the med bay

>>175195482
It wasn't just me
That's the best part, it wasn't just me, I didn't even start it

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>there are still vetrafags in this thread
its time to fuck off to your furry boards again

>>175195994
not vetrafag but still sexy

>>175195751
you know I thought of this exact pic as I wrote that

>>175196397
interesting, I thought much of it sounded less tongue-in-cheek than your typical shenanigans

>>175195994
As she swabs the lacerations with medigel, Lexi points out a sensitive spot on Vetra's neck for Scott to bite onto to pacify her if it happens again

>>175195296
>not wanting your waifu to turn you into mincemeat

weak desu

>>175196428
>posting some ancient dead bitch
??

SAM!

Activate... BIOTIC PROFILE!

Why are Bioware trying to push synthesis on us?

Literally everyone on the autism spectrum knows that destroy is the only ending that isn't shit.

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>>175197508
best MC of the series, Ryders are a failbirth compared to the goddess

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>>175175374

>>175165139
She is the opposite side of the underworld. She doesn't care about helping people half the time.

Turians are supposed to be loyal. ME Garrus was a hardass. Just wants to help people describes most of the cast.

>>175197859
She's a failure.
The Reapers won.

Turian waifus are best waifus.

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>>175198117
>being this bad at playing a pisseasy shooter
the fuck are you doing on a /v/ board?

>>175197859
She wasn't even the best MC in the OT.

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>mfw no Geth prime gf

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>>175198280
but femshep is bestshep, everybody knows this you pathetic contrarian

>>175192025
Why should it bother you though? Sure it's annoying when people say that kinda stuff about me for being gay but who cares?

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Where's eddrf? Could use some good fics now that MEA came out

>>175198239
It's Canon.

Your frecklebeast and her asari whore got an entire galaxy wiped out with then included.

>>175194971
how are you not triggered by a turian wearing N7?

>>175198442
Femshep is a meme choice.

More players played Sheploo.

I hereby declare that the reapers and their existence is no longer canon.

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>>175198489
>Femshep doesnt take the bullshit Bioware came up with and instead chose refuse
best girl confrimed

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>>175198239
>>175198442
oh fuck your back

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>>175198637
But Sheploo can't get with best boy.

>>175198652
Typical Woman.

Picking the emotional decision instead of destroying all reapers.

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>>175198637
>implying the majority of humans arent pleb

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>>175198740
real shep coming through