/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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GAS THE TURIANS AND THE ASARI AND THE SALARIANS AND THE ANGARANS AND THE KETT AND THE KROGAN AND THE BATARIANS AND THE VORCHA AND THE ELCHOR AND THE VOLUS AND THE GETH

lads

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>>175250130
Good, a comfy thread

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3rd for best grill

remove aliens from andromeda

alien genocide best day of my life

take a bath of dead aliens

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say something nice about Scott

>>175250496
Go back to WH40k thread buddy

>>175250549
Your sister is bretty gud.

>>175250549
He looked serene when he was lying in that coma in the Hyperion sick bay

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>>175250130

>Scott and Reyes

looting is wrong

>>175250130
>Scott/Reyes
>Sara/Peebee
"No"

>>175250414
I just finished Andromeda yesterday and I really liked the Cora romance.

It was sweet.

Especially if you don't fuck her in your quarters

>>175251332
What happens when you don't give her the d?

>>175251332
i liked the evolution of her character a lot. going from asari worshiper to realizing asari aren't the master race was great. also her's and scott's plans for the future sound comfy as fuck.

>>175251506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqd57lIh7GA

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>>175251704
Awwww

>>175251517
Now she's worshipping you instead. Wait until she'll make Scott cosplay asari huntress in bed.

>>175250130
maybe put these "news" into the OP next time?
>>175249542

>>175251704
They clearly put more work to facial animations in romance scenes. Not that they are much better but at least they look more alive

>>175252904
I like to say that 75 percent of the budget went into the romances, but looking at the gap in quality, I'm not so sure it's a joke anymore.

>>175251704
>>175252904
is the rumor that some outside guy (some sfm animator) did that romance scene true?

>>175253097
75 percent of the budget went into Cora's perfect ass

>>175253159
a great investment indeed

>>175253159
I'm fine with that

>>175253130
No idea but sounds bogus

>>175250130
>Scott/Reyes
>Udina and Anderson are there but where's Tann?

is there a torrent for andromeda

>>175253229
Yes !

>>175253304
Yes there is anon. How 'bout using some search engines

>>175253359
im new and the only site i know doesnt have it :(

>>175253472
Git gud

>>175253472
Check skidrowreloaded, i used links from there

>>175253570
tried it once, sometimes utorrent downloads for me but this website was downloading from my browser?
is that suspect

>>175253678
What. The link from that cpy version on that sites send you to zippyshare to dl the tracker ( using your browser obviously ). You just open it in utorrent and download. It's not really black magic

>>175253789
thanks anon, ill figure it out tomorrow
your a good guy
isn't ea known for catching people though?

>>175253883
Pretty sure it depends on a country, you can use VPN if you're worried but i never had a problem in that shithole some people call Poland

>>175253472
https://pastebin.com/GcRdrARu
You're welcome.

>>175254008
Wow, anon, these sites are ILLEGAL in the united states

>>175254008
>>175253963
<3
thanks so much anon, you guys have been sweet hearts

have a comfy weekend

>>175254058
>living in burgerstan

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>>175254146
>uni from 8am to 9 pm whole weekend
Still thanks, just dont expect too much from this game

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>>175254274
You're gonna do great anon

Not only do I believe in you, so do others.
Do what needs to be done this weekend and then enjoy some nice earned rest.

You're intelligent, likable and your going places.

>>175255348
Woah thanks but i'm not that easy.
Maybe on a third date and i can't promise anything but kissing anon

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So did any of the contentfags that said they were going to do femtur stuff ever deliver or what?

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>>175256016
Silence is your answer

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>>175250742
>Reyes

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>>175256934
>Jaal

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>>175256934
>Jaal

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>>175257030

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By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.

I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make notes about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)

I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe. I got my sword license ten years ago, and have been getting better every day.

I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!

I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck on Thessia!

I'M ONLY HUMAN

>>175259725
Why'd she go to Andromeda instead of Thessia again?

>>175259905
they kicked her out of thessia because her schlong was too small

>On the tempest
>Cora asks you to see her in her room
>As you approach the door, ritual asari music can be heard
>Good.
>You opened this message.
>This isn't actually asari military command.
>They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.
>So you survived our fight on Thessia.
>You're not as weak as I thought.
>But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me.
>Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win.
>The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written.
>I hope I'm there for the last chapter.
>It ends with your death.
>----------- KL

>>175259905
Her father sent her.

>>175260030
MOTHERFUCKER

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>>175260030
FUUUUCK

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>>175260030
but who is this KL?

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>>175256381
Fuck everything

>>175261280
is a full squad of veterna guardsmen under a rank fire order enough to kill one femtur?

>>175250549
Scoot shush up

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>>175260030
>KLed again

>>175260016
Why would they care they have mind sex?

Do you think Cora has any Asari bastard offspring in the Milky Way.

>>175251332
I was thinking the sex scene was going to be an Asari mindfuck.

>>175261525
I know comparing science-fiction franchises and what their weapons and shields are able to do and not do is kind of dumb, but can those shitty laser rifles even penetrate barriers? even in the WH40K universe they are such fucking basic shit, a thrown stone would probably do more damage.

>>175262004
>was thinking the sex scene was going to be an Asari mindfuck.
no, she just rape scott with her schlong

>>175262364
>lasers penetrate kinetic barriers

They ignore them.

>>175263231
you'll never know with the way they raped the lore

>>175253130
>>175251704
>>175252904
Romance scenes were made in Edmonton

>>175256016
Taking a break from drawing to write a first-contact POW fic involving Mhuman/Femtur lewd.

It takes time though. I'm writing it at work in six point font on a minimized window to keep my degeneracy private

>>175264325
>>175264325
That's risky, anon and I like it.
Be cautious.

>>175263774
Need a source on that

>>175260247
That's cool hair.

>>175250414
cute

>>175260030
Daaaamn youuu cereal maaaaaan!

>>175264540
I read it on twitter, not exactly the most credible source. Still more believable than the other claims

Post Scott x Vetra.

>>175265138
No, Sara x Vetra

>>175265270
You better shut the fuck up with your degeneracy.

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>>175265138

>>175264481
So no joke, a week ago I was writing the outline to this story on a steno pad and just left it lying on my workstation while I started to perform closing duties in my lab. Suddenly the whole lab and surrounding hospital floor is evacuated upstairs because somehow a bottle of picric acid in the histology department was found crystallized (rendering it explosive), and the police/bomb disposal were called. Some of us had to go back to wrap up sensitive reactions on patient specimens and I bullshitted my way back to the virology department under this premise, but really it was just to secure the steno pad and keep my lewd storyboards from the eyes of the next shift.

>>175265317
I'll go find some just for you

>>175265459
Where do you live?

>>175265138
>Sidera Nyx...Scott...Why?

>>175265510
Duwang

>>175265368
Keep up the good work, anon

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>>175265368
Jesus Christ, anon.

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>>175265138
Unfortunately most of the art is with Sara.

>>175265886
Are all artists degenerates?

>>175265368
Just write that shit at home you crazy bastard.

I want to kiss Vetra's neck.

>>175265337
i miss drawfag, it's been forever since they made anymore scottxvetra content. I would draw some myself but i have the drawing ability of a 5 yr old

Where can I find Scott x Vetra fanfics?

>>175267820
Then learn to draw. Start with simple shit, work your way towards drawing decent human bodies and faces

>>175267920
The internet

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>>175266589
yes

Vetra is hetero.

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I like Tali. I like her more than everybody in MEA.

>>175250130
>Samara & Morinth
>Kaidan & Ashley
>Mordin, Legion, and Thane
>Anderson
>Javik ate a dozen lemons and the sourness just hit him
>Kasumi is on the wrong side and has rape eyes
>ScottxReyes
>SaraxPB
Jesus fucking Christ. Still a cute pic tho.

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>>175267617
>ywn make Vetra blush by asking her about the femtur erogenous zones

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>>175265138
Does it satisfy your needs anon? Fresh oc

>>175268731
We have a new drawfag right here, lads.

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>can't play twin Scotts
>can't play twin Saras
why Bioware?

>>175268925
>cant fuck your sister while she is in a coma

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>>175269096
>cant even masturbate on her comatose body
dammit

>>175268925

Straight incest is more acceptable than homo one, desu

>>175268925
Because I guess Bioware didn't like seeing quadruple Chiefs/Arbys. Also, co-op is next to impossible for anything non-linear.

jesus fuck the ending sequence really bugs out when you load a save from it and skip shit

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Quick, post superior OT waifus!

Is 1.05 cracked yet?

>>175270356
No and it probably won't be.

>>175270356
No, and it won't be until all the other patches and DLCs are out. Each item carries its own Denuvo, which have to be cracked themselves. Much easier to do it when its all lumped together at the end.

>>175270540
Guess I'll never play it th---

>>175270625
I suppose I'll wait. Thanks anon.

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[sweating intensifies]

>>175271114
>not Raeka

>>175271364
I want to fuck her cloaca.

>>175271417
Too bad she's prob asexual

>>175271114
>choosing bradley is considered logical choice
>still has doubts
Really, anon?

>>175271504
I don't give a fuck.

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>>175265138
Unfortunately there's not much.

>>175271560
You can't FORCE her

>>175271364
It almost pleases Tann too much and might keep Raeka locked down too much for a companion/romance.

There's also the thing where it apparently pisses off a lot of people, but she seems a logical choice otherwise.

>>175271534
>krogan is casual choice
nothing is casual about that choice

>moshae is emotional choice
She seems a level-headed person in general, basically almost always comes with logical choices.

>>175271114
>no Paaran Shie and Moshae Sjefa fighting over your Milky Way dick

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Raeka a cute!

>>175271725
>krogan is casual choice
I'm pretty sure it's just supposed to be a joke

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>>175271680
Why not?

>>175268650
Vetra doesn't seem like the blushing type when it comes to the bedroom.

>>175270737
The game is fine without the patch, recommend picking it up and giving it a whirl, see if you actually like it enough to wait for the extra stuff.

>>175271114
I still don't know what the best option is. I think Moshae is, but I don't know. Also I haven't met any of these candidates yet.

>>175271906
That's illegal anon

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>>175272056
I won't tell anyone.

>>175271864
>tfw raeka pisses off kesh and moshae
there really is no correct choice

>>175272021
Moshae seems like the most neutral option, but Raeka seems capable of handling Tann's manipulation. I would honestly consider Morda if she wasn't completely bugged out in the progression of her attitude

>>175272056
>go to another galaxy
I'm pretty sure Ryder can make his own laws

>>175271114
Bradley is the best choice, imo

>>175272197
Raeka would tell

>>175266839
Now that flu season is over locally, I have a buttload of downtime. Writefagging makes it go by faster than just browsing the tubes, and our computer consoles are fairly secluded so there's plenty of privacy. Whether someone in IT is playing NSA and jacking it to a remote feed, I can't say though.

>>175272336
As ambassador for something, I think being neutral is best. Thats why Anderson was better than Udina, he was much more open-minded to the other councillors' ideas. Morda seems like a cunt, and I don't know anything about Raeka and Bradley.

>>175272543
>Whether someone in IT is playing NSA and jacking it to a remote feed, I can't say though.
Write a lewd fic about them, if they start to look at you weirdly, you will know.

>>175272403
There's still laws placed by the Intiative. Ryder can't just make new ones

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>>175272454
No. She won't.

>>175265368
>>175272543
>>175264325
This is really good story though, nice writing skills, believable.

>>175272732
...Why wouldn't she...? What are you planning Shepard?

>>175272732
Great haircut my man.

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>>175273275
>greasy teenager hair
>great

>>175271671
What does turian vagina feel like?

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>>175268630
>>175270312
I just took an enormous, gut-wrenching, asshole-burning thundershit because I ate something bad and everything still hurts. But even that is still better than seeing another Talicancer bullshit roulette starting

Should I post Jaal/Sara to revive this thread

>>175274174
No this is degeneracy, post female turians.

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>>175274174
No

>>175274174
No, post Batarians

>>175268630
>ScottxReyes
>SaraxPB
When I'm rich I'll buy tumblr and sell it to the Russians for $60, don't worry

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>>175274174
Stop being ded guys

>>175274174
pozz BT pls

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>>175274003
What, you mad that a faceless gypsy from five years ago is superior to your new waifus?

>>175274657
Tumblr is a tumor upon not only the internet, but society as a whole, breeding a new group of ultra-leftist hypocritical bigots.

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>>175274529
Sexy Batarian lady

>>175275170
She must have 4 tits

>>175274973
Anyone else find it funny that none of the other milky way species are in that diplomacy area, only the ones that are ingame right now?

>>175275246
Photoshop it

>>175272197
please remind me of the context of this face, been a while since i played me2

>>175275327
>MEA2
>an Ark filled with the other races left in the Milky Way arrive on Andromeda
>they are all Reaper augmented and are ready for war

>>175271975
She'd be her normal self in the bedroom but become nervous/blushing with the sweeter and gooey stuff, because she's not used to it. Like when she's clearly nervous during the dinner date scene. This extends to kissing/cuddling and complimenting her in public, which will cause her to adorably twitch her mandibles and say "Scott..." in an embarrassed way.

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>>175275327
Why bother modeling texturing and animating the so called "minor" races when you can just say they aren't here yet? Oh, the Nexus only has four ports? Hmm, well, lets put all the races on one Ark, and have one of the main ones get "conveniently" lost so the new one doesn't have to sit in the corner twiddling its thumbs. So what if a standard Ark design doesn't have the capacity for the six races to maintain a viable population? Who cares if they are so wildly different from one another they need all sorts of different shit to accomodate even one of them much less six?

Goddamn this pisses me off so much

Scott, more like Scatt.

HAH! Got'em!

>>175271114
Pick Morda. Drack's laughter is worth it.

>>175275376
I believe it's during Miranda's romance.

>>175276019
XD

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>>175275170
>>175275246
>>175275354

>tfw no cute reaper waifu

>>175277090
Goddamn those are some low titties

>>175277226
>romance cutscene
>assuming direct control
>shepard, submit now
>direct intervention is necessary
>this is what you face
>embrace perfection
>you cannot resist
>we are unstoppable
>I know you feel this
>the flesh is a machine
>this delay is pointless
>you cannot stop us, shepard
>you prolong the inevitable
>we are the harbinger of your destiny
>evolution cannot be stopped
>we are not finished

>>175277090
Bending over must be awkward

>>175274950
>What, you mad that a faceless gypsy from five years ago is superior to your new waifus?
What kind of connection is that? You must be retarded or Courier without trip, trying to shit up the thread again with your hot shit opinions.

>>175277226
>ywn be indoctrinated into submission by your cute reaper gf
jdimsa

I want to lick Vetra's pussy while holding her hand.

what stops the Reapers from coming to Andromeda?

>>175278463
1. OT ending
2. They are machines following a program
3. They are controlled and they have no free will

>>175278659
Jaal mom pls stop

>>175278447
anaphylactic shock

>>175278463
They don't actually exist.

>>175268925
That would've been really cool desu, or at least let us choose which sibling. I would've preferred the having the Super Ryder Bros.

>>175278751
Her juice is not toxic or something

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You know how furries shoehorn their fetish into everything they possibly can? How /a/utists have to insert anime reaction images into every post? Cora is that, but for asari.

>>175278910
Except, yes, it can cause anaphylactic shock, due to how turian biochemistry is compared to humans.

Sometimes, it may even be fatal.

Was finally going to play this today and when running it for the first time it pops an error message saying it needs nvidia driver 378.92. Why? My driver is 381.89. Shouldn't I have been fine?

>>175278769
I still don't think default Scott and Sara look like twins.

>>175278659
why is he hurting her?

>>175279069
Maybe they have different fathers.

>>175279208
But they were born minutes apart

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>>175279096
His dick is too big for her virgin human body.

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>>175278659
was it rape?

>>175279313
proofs?

>>175279061
Pasta from last thread
>Current nvidia drivers are broken for games with HDR support (this includes MEA), so i would try rolling back to driver version 378.92
Desktop
Windows 10 - 64 bit
http://www.nvidia.com/download/driverResults.aspx/116413/
Windows 7 64-bit, Windows 8.1 64-bit, Windows 8 64-bit
http://www.nvidia.com/download/driverResults.aspx/116377/

>>175279570
The intro of the game you fucknugget.

>salarians now blink like humans
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

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>>175250414
>Go to the R&D terminal
>Research the latest rank for the Piranha
>go to develop one
>Not enough Iron
>And Eezo
>you're certain you had plenty of both
>Check the development log
>Disciple shotgun III
>Disciple shotgun III
>Disciple shotgun III
>Disciple shotgun III
>Disciple shotgun III
>Who the fu-
>Cora
>That god damn asariboo
>Walk over to the Plantroom
>Door is locked and you can hear muffled asari warchants
>Start banging on the door yelling her name
>She turn the warchants louder
>Oh this bitch
>Call Kallo and have him override the lock
>The door slides open revealing the horror within
>Cora is spread eagle on the bed coated in kid-safe blue bodypaint
>Sweat, paint, and bodily fluid stain the sheets
>With the help of biotics she's thrusting the handles of three disciples into her various holes while jacking off the remaining two
>she's so focused she doesn't even realize your here
>You try not to throw up as the smell of blueberry lube,, sex, and paint assail your nose
>her one women gangbang reaches it's peak
>"BUUUH THUUU GUDUZZZZZZ"
>she finally releases the abused shotguns and turns over making eye contact with you
>shock spreads across her face as she realizes half the crew just witnessed her asarO-face
>she grabs the stained sheets in an attempt to hide her shame as she screams at you
ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
GO GO GO

>>175279629
I WILL DEEESTROY YOOOOU!

>>175279572
Well, shit, that blows. Thanks.

>>175279570
they say Sara was born 1 minute early and stole Scott's height along with a bit of autism

>>175279572
I think you should update drivers only when something is not working.

>>175278659
Can you add some puke coming out of Sara's mouth? I feel like this is the perfect image for that edit.

>>175279795
kek

>>175279776
>what is a rollback
>what is nvidia forums
>what is google

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>>175279629
Are there mods to fix Cora?

>>175278659
>disgusting cat squid rape human woman
>circa 2800, colored

>>175279993
No amount of mods can fix anything in this game.

This shitty, shitty game.

>>175279518
He has tentacles there, not a dick.

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>>175279572
>>175279061
>>175279753
It's a meme, their PCs are just shit

>>175279776
This is even a bigger meme, most updates give performance boosts.

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So I made Cora, Suvi, and Jaal/Sara OC but now I'm not really feeling the meme juices flowing. I have a few ideas but none that got me shitposting like those ones.

Give me some ideas fukbois

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>Cora Harper
>Asari Lvl 7
What did they mean by this?

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>>175280228
Even better.

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>this is a 10/10 in Thessia

>>175280340
She is asari to human post-op.

>>175280291
>turian_notices_console_port_res_textures.webm

>>175280340
>Liam Kosta : My vision is augmented

>>175280340
Probably they couldn't be arsed to resize the font to fit the entire class name

>>175274174
yes please

>>175280340
>Vale Nyx

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The angara design woulda been alot cooler if their bioelectricity caused some sort bioluminescence glow on their skin

>ywn lather cora's body with authentic thessian massage oil.
i want off this ride

>>175278447
Me too.

>>175271504
>probably
We can work with that.

>>175280623
>angara womans can electrostimulate your cock

>>175280340
>You'll never have an asari version of the joker on your ship

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>>175280637
i never asked for this feel, anon

>>175280584
kys please

>>175280757
why so mean

>>175280668
ANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK

>>175280637
She probably fucked with your father.

>>175280623
The Angara design would of been cooler if they weren't disgusting Bonetitted mutants who can only be made cute through deviantart chibi drawings.

Seriously everyone is squeeing over them but in real life they would look like massive Crabfaced monsters.

>>175280791
My Ryder is not allergic. Therefore it's fine.

>>175280709
>they are the cure Mike Pence was searching all along

>>175280923
SAM could counteract it anyway

>>175280637
fuck, delete this

>>175280860
I doubt it. Would Alec cheat on his wife?

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>>175280886
...i-i like their design.. i just wish the female angara didn't have a literal human nose

>>175280886
This.

The Angara design is a shit.

a shit.

>>175281012
SAM is the best wingman.

>>175281053
what happens during cryo, stays during cryo

>>175280923
It doesn't work like that, you can't ignore the biochemistry. NO INGESTING

>>175281053
Dude his wife is frozen and dying and he had no pussy for like 600 years.

>>175281236
And that's how Sara lost her virginity

>>175280860
Hot

>>175278964
This is an /a/nime weebsite. If you can't handle that then go back to >>>/r/eddit

>>175281358
So that's how she ended up in a coma?

>>175281358
he probabbly raped Scott for shits and giggles too

>Friends are all playing the game
>one is a stickler about pronunciations
>Always say "And-rome-da" instead of andromeda
>Liquid autism spraying frome my headphones
Oh god this is like a verbal guaranteedreplies.jpg

>>175281489
>having friends
Fuck off normie.

>>175281131
>Not liking more alien-like twi'leks
I bet oola wasn't even your first fapbait, faggot

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>>175281402
stick to your containment

you don't shitpost anime on /lit/ or /ck/ either do you?

>>175281617
Angara are shit though.

>>175281378
He destroyed her pussy.

>>175281728
ur shit

>>175281456
>>175281470
Hopefully SAM didn't record these memories

Am I the only one who feels Andromeda is uninspired, and does not hold to the themes of the previous trilogy?

Im not saying it should cover the exact same ideas and concepts(Synthetics v Organics, Krogans getting the short end of the stick, ect) but it should still have the same themes(cooperation and hope.).

Honestly, if I wrote Andromeda, I would get rid of the Kett entirely and take more inspiration from colonial north america.

>The Angara arent ass technologically advanced, perhaps 20th century or 19th century esque
>You, as the Pathfinder(your father died in Cryo when the ark got hit by a supernova because for soem reason we're incompetent enough to not see that a star would go supernova 600 years from when we left)must now keep things in a precarious balance between the colonization ambition of the Milky Way people and not fucking over the Angarans.


I dont know. I just thought of this and it is already far more interesting than what bioware did.

THIS GAME IS A SHIIIIIIIIT

>>175281489
Why are you still friend with such a person?

>>175281623
Baited for this exact response.

Also, do you really think that image is any good?
That just lists secondary and tertiary interests that frequently show up in anime.
>/lit/
Novels and Light novels
>/ck/
For real? Cooking anime/manga is incredibly popular.

>>175281738
Then Scott probably inherited the size of his dick from his father. Still win

>>175281803
You need to find more triggers to unlock them.

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>>175281617
Nope, she wasn't.

My first fapbait was the Wolf Girl from Princess Mononoke.

Threadly reminder that jaal is a rapist!
he took advantage of a poor mentally handicapped girl who thought she was just going for a swim. but no, instead he raped her with his disgusting barbed dick.
#justiceforsara

>>175281859
Other than his autism he's a cool dude.

>>175282131
does he also pronounce schedule as "SHHHED-JU-ALL"?

>>175281863
>Cuck resorts to baited when he gets btfo
>Will probably start spamming smug anime faces soon enough because h It believes it gives him power.

I'll make sure to start posting video games and video game reaction images because anime is a secondary interest in video games, t. all the anime video game adaptions

>>175278751
>>175279031
It's been determined already by the top scientific minds of /meg/ that oral exposure only causes a local analgesic effect, strong enough to cause slurred speech up to a matter of hours after eating femtur pussy.

>>175282206
No, but he lost his shit when I said pillew and for some reason says gif should be pronounced jif

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>>175282317
give the sources to me.

I want to read scientific journals for fictional things.

>>175281851
bioware is too scared to touch concepts like technologically advanced colonists exploiting primitive natives as half the people who buy their games are shrieking tumblrinas. but i agree, your idea sounds better than anything bioware did

Angara genocide when

>>175282285
btfo by what? Just pointed out the image was poorly made. There's no need to be this upset.

>>175282412
Check the femtur pastebin.

>>175282485
Never, now shut up

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Reminder that the Angaran are the superior race and it would be wise of all of you to bow to them now so you'll be spared in the upcoming Jardaan activation

>>175282673
Are you a filthy Angaran

How old Evfra is? 50-60?

>>175282734
>inb4 Meridian is occupied by humanity

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>>175282734
Angaran are CUTE

>>175282317
Fanfiction is not canon

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>>175282734
>Angarans
>Superior race
Good joke anon you're such a kidder

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>>175282485
Fuck off scott
>>175282829
>implying Meridian isn't some sort of trap that will hold the human race hostage exactly like the citadel is

>>175282734
>implying the jardaan won't be obsessed with hoomans like every other bad guy

>>175282638
btfo because I told you the truth about your containment situation. You're no better than /mlp/, your board is just bigger.

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Roll?

>>175282953
ghost weapons

>>175282810
I don't see him as that old. But yea older than Jaal

>>175282436
But it would be intersting. Here:

>You must interfere with a war going on between to Angaran nations.

>Both of them promise land and cooperation with your settlers if you help them.

>The game is you setting up colonies and either A) trying to forge a peaceful coexistence between the settlers and the warring nations(good end)

>or B) doing whatever it takes to end the war and not having to dedicate what little military power you have by just enabling one nation to wipe out another(bad end).

Also, it'll play a theme of "We can all get along! UNDERSTANDING!", where you have to fight through prejudice, fear and such.

for example, some of your settlers are being attacked time and again by angarans. The angarans are defending themselves and their hoems from sickos who are "taking trophies", but are doing so in a way where innocents who werent involved are getting murdered in raids.

You can talk this out and make both parties amicable with each other while bringing the true culprits to justice. But this is the long and hard way. The easy way is to ignore the settlers and let the angarians attack, or equip the settlers and tell them that they are now authorized to shoot on site.

That would be intersting, but nope. Gotta go explore Prothean vaults and shit while aliens that look like Ferraro Roche try to kill you.

>>175283063
No joke, that is actually a pretty sick burn.

>>175282953
>mind bullets.webm

>>175283035
>implying remnant won't discard angarans as a failure and ascend humanity instead

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Jaal will impregnate Sara with beautiful litter of hybrid children.

>>175282412
Nyx et al. "On the physiological ramifications of dextro-levo intercourse: a focused review on interspecies cunnilingus and fellatio"
Cell, May 2172.

Might want to start with this one, boss

>>175283063
You'd know all about /mlp/ wouldn't you.

>>175283320
Yes!! Alec and Ellen would be proud!

>>175280340
>Liam design
I never asked for A BOMB.

>>175283069
give me an asari drug addict!

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>>175283320
>beautiful
we all know they will be terrifying abominations

>>175283320
Hopefully Ellen will mercy kill those abominations.

>>175283069
rollan

>>175283438
Just like I know all about /a/.

Congrats, you now admitted that /a/ is filled with /mlp/ browsers.

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>>175283476
A BOMB!?

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>>175283069
let's rock

>>175283069
ok

>>175283069
rollan

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>>175283320
Absolutely forbidden.

>>175283320
sara would probably die after delivering the third monstrosity

>>175283580
You'd know all about browsing /mlp/ don't you.

>>175283860
you seem upset

>>175283914
Says guy that's upset his browsing of /mlp/ was found out because of his poor arguments over an incorrect image.

As long as you stop bringing it up and don't post your pony shit here its okay.

>>175283320
>>175283734
>humgara starts emitting bioelectricity in Sara's womb, killing her slowly and painfully

>>175284167
this is why sara belongs with peebs

>>175283069
Shepard.

>>175284305
Eww, Sara's too good for that

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>>175284167
Hot.

>>175284537
I don't know, anon
Peebee is the best girl

>>175282810
He is gay.

>>175284634
Go back to your tummy kissu.

>>175284718
Where did that come from?

>>175284634
Go away Mac

>>175284857
Just look at his face.

>>175284978
Stop projecting.

There was slight limp in Sara's gait, her enormous swollen belly bulging obscenely out over her pants. Bloodvessels as thick as her thumb criss crossed the swollen orb, visibly throbbing as her little heart tried to keep up with her offspring, all eight of them.
Jaal embraced her, barely making it to her shoulders as she groaned and twitched.
Sara didn't reciprocate the hug, her arms limp at her side until Jaal let go.
Her joints creaked, her legs trembled with effort as she lowered herself onto their bed.
Jaal was quick to offer her a small tray of her favourite minifigures and small vehicles of her own creation.
A small smile came upon her lips as she lazily started sorting the figures according to some system Jaal couldn't begin to understand.
Still he listened patiently as she explained why some figures had openings in their headstud and how the molds had changed over the years.

>>175284761
I wish i could

>>175285092
Poor Sara, someone save her and kill the parasite abominations killing her.

>>175285091
He probably fucked Jaal in the butt.

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>>175285092
wtf

>>175284081
found out? what evidence do you have? and who is browsing what?

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>>175285092
Not canon

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>>175285092
Nice.

>>175285290
And then he fucked him in the mouth right after that without cleaning his cock.

>>175285456
Please stop posting that autism face default Sara, you're ruining my headcanon.

>>175285571
you can't take Sara's autism away man, it's in her soul

>>175285564
You should save this for your fic anon

Both Sara and Scott should have true Aryan appearance. And their names should be something like Siegfried and Brunhild.

>>175285290
>>175285564
DELET THESE

>>175285867
white people didn't come to andromeda.
no bigots allowed

>>175285867
Ew no thanks

>>175285867
Konrad,Frederick

>>175285867
Both Sara and Scott should have true incest romance.

>>175260247
Kaidana Lenko?

>>175282391
English is pretty inconsistent and you can find examples to support either pronunciation. May as well go with that of the person who coined the term.

>>175286118
>>175286234
Lesser races and homosexual degenerates shouldn't be allowed into the new galaxy.

>>175286460
>saying jif instead of gif
top geg

>>175285092
You had me right up until the autism.

Do you think that with the pervasiveness of the Sara has Autism meme that bioware will embrace it and confirm it for canon so they can get brownie points from autists and their friends around the globe?

>>175287460
I don't think they'd force it on a player character. They don't really do that.