Hands up,pants down! edition
>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins (new D.Va skin, same Oni Genji skin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2t9lwC7lk [Embed]
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/
>Official Uprising event website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/
>When does the event end?
May 1st.
>Loot item checklist
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017
>Latest Comic
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/
>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA [Embed]
>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s [Embed]
>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs [Embed]
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Previous Thread:>>175069495
lmfao, you guys are fucking trash
stick to overwatch kids
yes
Why is Chu scrolling through Reaper76 tumblr blogs?
Fareeha!
reminder that Fareeha is for bullying
Here comes T.Racer!
Best ship
>>175102957
Cute!
>>175102857
Probably deliberately throwing to make games faster.
>lv300+
>still not in masters
What's your excuse?
Wheres those summer skins
if you play phamercy you should castrate yourself
>>175103080
I just fuck around in qp because OW is better for lewds than playing
I hate this new score system on capture points. If as an attacker you only got a low % cap, it forces your team to seat on the point on defense.
Did anyone here buy fromg2a?
Did you have problems?
I don't wanna spend an extra 20$ if I dont have to ;_;
>>175103080
I'm shit
>Wifi has been shit with PS4 lately
>Forced to play OW on shitty wifi extender
>OverwatchOnIce.png
>Finally get actual router to work with my PS4
>Play comp hoping to boost SR a bit higher that 1503 before season ends
>Fucking lose
>PS4 gives out on wifi
I didn't want to end the season shitty and wanted to make sure I was still in silver range before the end so I would be alright next season, but fuck me. There is no end to this fucking hell.
https://youtu.be/8a2nUEPd2-k
>>175103121
tfw swimsuit skins never
>>175102964
Delete this.
This is your Strike Commander and Second in Command, say something nice about them!
>>175102964
>Amélie and Fareeha
So good
>>175103281
>now fangirling Ana
Stay away from her.
>>175103281
>Get to play as qt korean cop
>And trigger sjwbabs
Double win
>>175103334
Best primate and best girlIm a Tracer main
>>175103334
Is it true Tracer takes the hot monkey dick every night?
>>175103281
So tumblr begins again.
>>175103334
I don't see Jack and Ana. Who are those milksops?
>You are under arrest for jerking off to lewd pictures of me,anon!
What will you say in your defense?
>>175103281
WW3 can't come soon enough.
>>175103334
I'm gonna bully that Second in Command!
>>175102964
sauce me captain
>>175103281
liberals...were a mistake
>>175103439
Why contain it? S'cool.
>>175103487
Who was second in command?
>five 4 dps teams in a row
>Rendering device has been lost
>get 5 match penalty and lose 100 sr because of it
>people in general being huge idiots
I don't think I have the mental energy to play this game anymore.
>>175103439
Jerk off to you in uniform.
>>175103439
shoot me now so god may judge me
>>175103334
Overwatch was disbanded for a reason.
>>175103080
I'm playing on a 8 year old laptop with 512 mb vram on 20 fps and a shitty wireless mouse on a small foldable table. I'm just level 80 on silver tho.
>>175103439
Y-you too...
>>175103529
https://pharah-best-girl.tumblr.com/tagged/pharahshameless self-plug
>>175102590
post cute
>>175103281
The skin is pure shit but I dont know why they didn't go with a HOTS styled skin for her or any other character in OW
>>175103281
>black people dont like just a police SKIN
>just a skin and not a reference to anything involving them
this is hilarious
BIIIIIIIIG
BAAAAAAAAD
BEE-TLE-BORGS
>>175103815
>>175103815
Straight through the heart.
why am i so bad with all projectiles
atleast i am godlike hitscan player but damn
>>175103281
>people don't see all the "Fuck the Police" jokes that can be made with Officer D.va
>>175103281
Man I wish that was fake. Fuck.
At least we get a nice Skin.
>>175103815
Why would Zarya be kissing Mei?
>>175103281
Lets see how they change when someone breaks in their home and robs them
I want to be arrested by Officer D.Va!
I want Officer D.Va to hold me against a vehicle and handcuff me!
I want Officer D.Va to interrogate me and make me confess!
>>175103181
bought many times, never had problems
>>175103794
Her legs look like they've been steamrolled wtf
Why the fuck does MoonMoon have 14,000 subscribers
>>175103862
>Tfw mixed
>Tfw seeing this juicy irony
Fuck those who don't want the cop DVA skin
post some feel good moments in this game
>>175104058
Will this make south koreas feminazis stop idolizing her?
I've started grinding HotS for Genji's skin. Got the install going this morning and left it while I was at work. I was kind of looking forward to playing it and thought it might be fun. Boy was I wrong...
>>175103885
this is funny
props to whoever made it
>>175103210
No.
>>175102857
This game looks shit.
>passive Reinhardts
Why do these faggots even exist?
>>175103983
>Godlike aim with Zenyatta
>Can't aim with any other projectile hero
YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
>>175104050
because she's her girlfriend you dumbass
>>175104119
Teens and children love his ""ironic"" meme culture and being obnoxious as fuck
What the hell is this supposed to be, anyway? Like a giant centaurian Pug.
>>175103334
One is very cute and the other is british
>>175103794
Doing god's work
>>175104347
>All of Orisa's skins are bad
>They're either meme tier (beetle), look awful (your pic) or replace her eyes which are the best parts of her design (OR15/Null Sector)
>playing ana on volskaya attack
>solo healing
>no one wants to switch to another healer
>everyone expects me to pocket their ass
>pharah on our team keeps diving alone and dies, throws the match because I refuse to heal him in the middle of a crossfire
>>175104116
>steamrolled
wut?
>>175104218
Maybe they care about their team?
As much as I love going full combat mode with Rein he is pretty much leaving the team uncovered in doing so
Also, fuck blizzard for still not adding "it was wooooorth iiiiittt" back in the game. Same with Pharah and Mercy's lines.
Reyes reminds me of Nick Fury
>>175104136
>tfw think it's just a boring random lazy skin
And the promo was cringe as hell
>>175104218
Seriously. Just play Torbjorn if you want to do nothing but hold a single button all game.
>>175103334
They're fun to shoot
>>175104429
>>175102857
What is this game and why does it look so fucking garbage?
>>175102857
Just for that you're getting another OW hero
>>175104429
WHAT ARE THOSE EYEBROWS
WHAT IS THAT SKINTONE
WHAT IS THAT PIG NOSE
WHAT
>>175104481
Fuck you, the Beetle skins, OR-14, and OR-15 are awesome.
>>175104489
Well that's understandable, I guess I should have been more clear about what I said because I more so meant the tumblr kids who were getting triggered over it should go fuck themselves
>>175104429
Pls kill me.
Playing Heroes of the Storm makes me remember how much fun Overwatch really is.
>>175104218
Because my team are usually bunch of fucking retards and don't follow after me when I charge their Rein. I only play aggressive when I play with friends.
Seriously, why does no one play Rein?
>>175104429
Now I want to kick a puppy after seeing that picture.
WRONG FAGGOT
ANY ORISA SKIN THAT REMOVES HER EYES IS IMMEDIATELY, FACTUALLY, OBJECTIVELY SHIT TIER
>>175104617
>WHAT ARE THOSE EYEBROWS
asian women that don't pluck
>WHAT IS THAT SKINTONE
asian women with no makeup
>WHAT IS THAT PIG NOSE
asian women with no plastic surgery
>>175104341
Well I kind of enjoy him too, but it's not like he's super special
>>175104429
I don't know if Tumblr actually consider this pretending ugly art is aesthetic shit merely virtue signalling or they actually have such a warped perception that they believe it.
>>175103794
Nice, but lower your FOV pham
>>175104429
there's no low they won't sink to
>>175104429
Jesus this got me triggered, you win Tumblr
>>175104484
All I'm saying is that there is an uncanny resemblance.
>>175104854
MEANT FOR
>>175104627
FUCK
>>175104784
Rein is 50% of my competitive play time and it gets boring doing it every single game.
Can't wait for Officer D.va x Luciofemdomfanart
>>175104484
I'm not saying to go charging in and die like a gold Rein would do, but to fucking MOVE up and swing your hammer more.
What separates a good Reinhardt and a bad one is the knowledge that your ult charges up near instantly with a few smacks. Just stop standing there
>see gold portrait player
>whoa this guy must play a ton
>check career profile
>317 hours played
Same time as me but i'm only bronze portrait with 4 stars (level 470ish), how is this guy level 1000+ with the same time? Granted I don't play a ton of competitive, is it a huge exp boost?
>>175104429
>All police fofces around the world are the US police forces
Privileged Commiefornia kids, everybody
>>175104784
He's boring as fuck to play. Aggresive or Defensive. He's a walking sleeping pill.
>just got a crate with 2 legendaries
>los muertos for sombra
>never play sombra
>mercy's new skin
>never play mercy
>previously got both of torb's legendaries
>never play torb either
give me mccree's skin you fucking cunt crates
>>175103815
ATTENTION:
IF YOU ARE PLAYING HOTS FOR THE OVERWATCH REWARDS, STAY IN AI MATCHES. DON'T WASTE THE TIME OF THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY PLAY HOTS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
Thank you.
>>175104429
police officers arent inherently bad you fucking tumblr retards
>>175103437
Jack and Ana died some time ago, remember anon?
>>175105238
American police don't actually disproportionately kill blacks.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/true-crime/wp/2016/04/27/this-study-found-race-matters-in-police-shootings-but-the-results-may-surprise-you/
>>175103885
No D.va
>teamamtes don't pick reinhardt on hanamura defence.
>have to intentionally feed for the entire match so that they get the message.
>you were going to be the only healer on the team.
Niggers are so dumb in high-plat it's comical.
>>175105329
hey anon i got mccree's blackwatch skintwicebut i can't aim for shit so i don't play mccree
>>175105424
I'm starting to like your shitty game and there is nothing you can do with it
>>175105424
>STAY IN AI MATCHES
HA
HAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
NEXT WEEK WE HAVE TO PLAY REAL MATCHES
SORRY FAGGOT, ENJOY
>>175105424
have fun next week :O)
>>175105498
Why didn't you go Rein?
>>175105424
ATTENTION:
nah mate play around my unskilled ass
thankies
>>175104952
>>175105424
The next three weeks we have to play real matches, so you might as well prepare for us now.
>>175103281
>Judging people (cops) just by their appearance
How prejudiced
>>175104429
Anyone want to point out that canonically D.Va is still part of the Korean Military which is closely linked to the Korean Police Force
>>175105424
Yeah, nah. I think i will go ranked for the next three weeks.
>>175105424
YOU BETTER BE READY TO TAKE THE DICK FOR 3 WEEKS /HOTSG/
>>175105747
Burgers don't seem to be aware police forces aren't as awful in other parts of the world.
>>175105665
thanks for the gif version anon
>>175104872
>asian women
>d.va is all asian women
>all asian women are d.va
>>175105424
You fault for playing mobashit.
>>175105630
I was going to be the only healer. Was going to be anyways.
I don't give free wins to lazy niggers who can't even assemble a semi-plausible team. We also had one of our team fucking around on Widowmaker on attack, so that counted towards it of course.
>>175103334
I can honestly say they closer then any other lesbian British fighter pilot that's stuck in time and a talking genius gorilla from the moon I've ever seen
>>175105827
Bin your knife
>>175104429
Stupid tumblr doesn't realize that South Korea is one of the most racist countries in the world.
>>175105424
Ha
We're coming for your ass
>>175105424
HOTS is so damn boring. Why the fuck did Blizz have to link skins with it?
>>175105424
Hahaha. Nah. Ruining your games and getting rewarded for it is great.
>>175103439
You better not handcuff me or I'll ejaculate on the spot.
>>175106009
because that way people will actually play the game
the 2.0 won't save HOTS
i am 4100 SR and i am currently in same game with a diamond player
HELP can you play 5 matches of HOTS for the d.va skin right now? The skin isn't in overwatch yet or is it next week?
>>175105424
You better get ready next week for us faggot.
Why is the playerbase of this game so fucking low IQ?? How did they manage to congregate to many actual sub-70 IQ retard chimps into one game? How do they do it?
>>175103181
Cheaper on CD Keys
I need that one Reyes and Morrison image, you know the one I mean.
You guys are so mean why dont you like HotS. Its my favourite game
>>175106070
Nah mate, it's already 3rd most popular moba
>tfw the first five hots games were actually kinda okay
>might stick around once D.Va gets added just to get more of her in my life
>>175105904
>were going to lose because he went a "bad" hero
>better throw to make sure we have no chance of winning
You were the toxic one in this situation. Not your teammates.
>>175104152
>Q.P. playing Symm on Illios
>Our entire team is getting prison style gang raped and bleeding profusely out the anus.
>Enemy Rein going literal apeshit and spawncamping us and using my Symm as a fuck toy through most of round 1.
>Switch to my gold hammer Rien and go all out angry berserker hulk mode on enemy Rein and his team
>Barely lose round 1
>Pick up where I left off in round 2 and crush fuck the literal shit out of them like a mad rapist escaped from death row
>completely break their spirit
>win match 2-1
>mfw
>>175106009
>use the popularity of one game to get people to play the unpopular game
It's simple. It's also why they have skins for D.Va and Genji instead of heroes like Bastion and Symmetra
>>175103281
>impyking tumblr teenage girls actually own a PC to play Overwatch
has no one picked up that tumblrites dont care about actually using the product, only that they can make fangirl shit of it.
>>175106101
queue times bruh
>>175104429
>google "elliexer"
>ao3 undertale fanfiction
>cancer fanbases overall
>tumblr
>typi n g g liKE THIS OMFG !! AAAAA ////11 LMFAOOO
>otherkin
>get complimented on their art, "lol i know"
http://elliexer.tumblr.com/
what a goldmine
>>175106176
I just don't like any MOBA, don't know what those millions of people see in it. For me FPS is way more exciting.
>>175105424
Take it up with Blizzard boy, not with us
>>175106009
Cause they KNOW idiots will play it and who better than Dva/Genji weebs first also OW fans are basically LOL players
Get ready for Tracer/Lucio/Zarya next
>>175103281
>REE FUK DA POLICE DVA WOULDNT DRESS LIKE A COP
>even though she's literally a soldier assigned to counter-terrorism operations making her essentially military police
you dont need to play hots first week if you already have the genji skin right?
>>175106283
this
not to mention most of them probably can't even run Overwatch considering how often these types are begging for donations because muh food muh clothes muh meds and probably have a low-end normie laptop or macbook
seriously, most of these kind of people don't even own the game, don't give two shits about the game, haven't even glanced towards the gamethis actually goes for big part of /owg/ as well 2bh famalam
>>175106163
I love you
>>175106204
This. Literally never played a MOBA before or had any interest, but I had fun and I totally want to play as D.Va when I can.
>>175106176
LOL killed any enjoyment I could get out of playing games
>>175106525
I know a sjw cunt like this at my college. she is always constantly uploading
>"lol cute smol bean dva dorito baby xddd"
> pushes a man to drink
yet "they" own a shitty fucking laptop and calls... "themself" a gamur and her favourite series is bioshock despite only watching it on fucking youtube playthroughs
>>175106531
y-you too
>>175106616
>>175106204
Oh shit, you're right. Fuck, I forgot she's gonna get added. WAT DO
>>175106101
>be in team of 3 top 500
>they are grouped together
>lose
>go against team of 2 solo top 500
>lose
>be in team of players that are 600 sr lower than me
>lose
Rank truly doesn't matter
>>175106107
This week you can only play for Oni Genji
Next week the D.Va skin becomes available
Technically you can hold off on doing these until Week 4 but know that you will need to do each of the previous missions first
>>175106101
probably decayed
>>175106176
i already play mobas so this is just another day for me
but honestly i find it very dull and boring but it can be fun to play with friends and in short amounts of time
>>175106326
>her page can't be that bad
>no one is that autistic
>clicks link
>see first link on her page
>"I want to gargle Sans ghost dick"
How does a parent let this happen
>>175106176
i want to like it, but i have to say that the character animations in that game are horrible
>>175106531
Just check allkeyshop to see which one of these sites has best price.
>>175106435
>Dva/Genji weebs
>weeb
>korean
Really makes you think
>>175107117
>a shitty asian waifubait piloting a mecha
>not weebshit
>get players who pick DPS as fast as they can
>they suck at it
Why does this happen so often?
>>175106435
Watch, next they'll put Mercy in HotS and a skin because you know. Reasons.
Ana Amari is a lesbian. Just like little Fareeha.
>>175106229
>imblying genuinely good widowmaker players are plentiful in every rank below master.
I understand where you coming from with the niche picks and stuff. But good Widowmakers below Master rank are like fucking unicorns.
>>175106839
>cute smol bean dva dorito baby
If we're gonna talk about muh problematic now that you mention that can we talk about how degrading and humiliating it is how people treat D.va as a child 24/7?
Even going as far as calling any shipping with her "pedophilia" even though she is of age "b-but she still has a mental age under 18!!"?
She's destroyed a whole fucking omnic, protected a whole fucking country, fought a giant omnic alone in a snowstorm, was at tops of the military, balanced all of that with studies, with gaming in which she placed top of the country if not the world, beauty, popularity, shows, events, I could go on and on, doing all of this in a lifetime of only 19 years, like dude, at 19 I was masturbating and sleeping all day and broke,
and yet everyone reduces her to "lol qt innocent smol bby cinnamon roll doesn't know what she does aww"?
I understand that it doesn't help that Blizz and Micuck Jew doesn't expand upon D.va characterization and story at all and merely reduce her to a "GAMER GURLL XDD" stereotype, but come on. Come fucking on.
Imagine someone ripped you out of your NEET gaming room with your super setup and threw you in the military and hard war, do you really think someone remains a bimbo Normie Simple Stacy after that?
>>175103281
>looks like roadhog isn't the only character with a pig costume anymore
>QP
>backfill
>they are obviously lower than me
>basically free smurfing
>PotG with Zen
>>175107504
Amaris are pure.
:3
>CTF has no leaver penalty
>is best game mode as a result, way less throwers than any other game mode since people know their team will just leave if they do it
>2017
>quick play, the """""""""""""""""casual""""""""""""""""" gamemode that supposedly """"""""""""""doesn't matter"""""""""""""" still has a leaver penalty and is also the most cancerous and unplayable gamemode
really makes you think.
>>175106970
this is a 20 year old
i don't believe it
Naked Reinhardt skin FUCKING WHEN?
>>175106854
I'm actually curious, anyone here know how much D.Va will cost to get when she comes out? Or at least average character price. I assume you'll have to buy her anyway.
I wanna make sure I have enough in-game dosh to get her immediately if I can.
>>175104470
thanks mate
>>175104784
I don't know but it's been fucking up my games a lot lately, especially as there's almost always a widow or hanzo in QP now and you're target practice without a shield
>>175105034
ah, yeah, the legs muscles look a bit weird desu, especially when turned up
>>175104928
>>175105034
updated
>
>>175105198
I agree with swinging your hammer, as long as you know there is no widow just waiting to drop your shield
>>175103334
Overwatch is not supposed to be fun! Shoot them please, Ana.
ALRIGHT BLIZZARD I PLAYED MY 5 GAMES
WHERE'S MY SKIN
>>175107261
asian =/= weeb
>>175107794
Most likely around 15k gold
>>175107905
you need to redeem it
you did that didn't you
please tell us you're not a retard
>>175107709
Who's that man next to Pharah?
>>175102590
>>175107709
God damn it tumblr and your crappy art. Stop ruining these characters for me.
>>175107978Where do I redeem it?
>>175107709
tumblr nose galore.
>>175107712
I would play more CTF if it wasn't for the high chance of draws cause every team wants to camp their flag which is a waste of time but I do get lucky teams that roll over the enemy
Also Sym/Torb are even more cancerous there
>>175108147
clicking on the quest icon on HOTS
>>175107709
>that D.VA
>>175105429
Its going to be awkward for everybody involved when they have to reveal to everybody that they are alive.
>>175107947
Fug, from quick search it seem like gettig that ammount will take pretty long. Damn jews.
>>175107809
God damn I love Pharah
>>175104429
these people are mentally ill.
>>175107117
I should have said weeb bait but whatever
>>175107414
Forgot about her, but I hope it's like 20 games or something so Mercy mains can be gone for awhile
>>175108384
Everybody got 1000 shards from 2.0. Unless you spent them, you most likely would be able to buy her with them
Who does this guy main?
>>175108538
Roadhog
>>175108394
I want to marry her.
>>175108394
it's hard not to
>>175108538
Reaper ofc
>>175106176
how can the loading times be so fucking long
Mercy's res invulnerability is fucking bullshit.
>>175108524
Yeah, good thing i didn't spend them on one of the 20 hero packs or anything. Time for sudoku.
>>175108538
Roadhog or Mercy
>>175108746
it feels like half the time when I'm about to kill her now she ults
pretty sure it's not supposed to work as an instant getaway
>>175104429
>actual Canon d.va
>>175108746
invulnerability in general is bullshit in this game
I have no idea why mei is allowed to block capture of a point when invincible
>>175108778
Bundle cost only 100
Check for it, you most likely still got some
>someone instalocks mercy
>its a girl
it never fails.
>>175108492I don't even play Mercy but I would still try to get the skin for collection's sake. I'm fucked when it comes to Widowmaker and Bastion, though.
>>175103885
That Hanzo is still a headshot though.
Can someone explain how anyone thought getting the 80% achievement was actually doable?
>>175109096
Scatter Arrow can't headshot dummy.
>>175109124
havent a lot of people done it tho
>>175108746
Wouldn't be so bad if anyone every attacked her as the priority target she is.
I play almost exclusively tanks and healers and I'm the only one attacking her or any other healer for that matter.
>>175104429
>>175109124
Your Rein and DPS are on point. The Mercy helping when everyone's topped off also helped.
>You know vote on which map you want to play on between a choice of three random candidates.
>Overtime ends after 30 second of activating
>You can still gain cp meter with an enemy Mei ice blocking or Reaper in wraith form on it but you can't 100% capture it
Is competitive less cancer now?
>>175109124
It is doable, it's just a pain in the ass because most tards you get matchmade with either don't give a fuck or don't know about the achievement, so nobody bothers to kill slicers. What you should be angry about though, is how fucking stupidly hard the legendary achievement is.
>>175109226
it can tho
>>175109369
hard things are supposed to be hard
>>175105349I need healing.
>>175108958
Oh yeah, but it was all of them. I suppose i didn't get any bonus since i haven't touched the game until today. Can't be helped.
>>175109226
I've deflected some Scatter Arrows and they've hit Hanzo on the head and killed him. Pretty sure you can.
>>175104240
Diffo timing.
Zarya got another new skin for HOTS that's better than all her Overwatch skins. IT'S NOT FAIR, HOTS ZARYA CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
>>175108746
>2nd point Anubis offense
>kill Mercy first
>she respawns and resurrects anyway
what's the point
>>175109469
Are you sure?
>>175106176
>>175107709
>You'll never sleep with the Physics teacher for that A
>>175109562
>That gun
Trash
>>175107947
Took a quick look, a lot of the heroes seem to be available with the microtransaction currency (Gems) for less than 1,000. Genji's there for 750 for example, and he seems the most expensive.
There's a 1,000 Gem reward for reaching player Lv. 5. Is it safe to assume that'll be enough to get her?
>>175109437
>>175109553
???
>>175109634
Yeah, have zero, just checked. And the bundle which was the only thing i got indeed costs 100. Like i said, i installed the game today for the fist time, so it's probably because of that?
>>175109775
Yes I suppose.Leveling hero to level 5 is pretty quick
>actually picked bastion back up after his rework/changes a few patches back.
>actually feels really fucking effective in recon mode.
>good against the more barrier orientated meta if he can get some protection or great positioning.
>can actually heal whilst moving.
>the only thing is that his ultimate feels kinda shit now, he feels much weaker in his ultimate state and it's still pretty ineffective against actual barriers.
Worst part though is that teammates will literally intentionally feed kills/throw matches if I even dare to pick him.
Fareeha only does butt stuff because she doesn't want to end up like her mother who got pregnant outside of wedlock. This is why grunting sounds come so natural for her in game. However her hymen is still intact so she is still pure.
Meanwhile Ana is afraid of butt stuff and condoms. She wants all the creamy goodness in her cunt. This is canon.
>>175109949
the art is shit but I agree with that
>always on the other side of a stomp in mystery heroes
>>175110141
why is mercy wearing a polka-dot diaper?
>>175109949
Please, you know she calls herself Rocket Queen because she takes them in all four holes.
>>175107709
Their faces all look the same.
>>175109869
His ult is barely worth using unless you want to humiliate Pharahs. If they gave it armor back, or 35% ironclad for tank form only, Bastion would be almost viable. I would pick him over McCree, but not over Soldier.
>>175110141
>no pharah to cuddle with
>>175110141
>snow-leopard Mercy
Cute~
>>175110252
I only take it in the butt. My hymen is unbroken and pure. Delete this now.
>>175110242
I think it's a tail.or a snake symbolizing her infinite sin
>>175109861
Nice. I'm already Lv. 3 so should be doable.
Guess I'll pick up one of the bundles right now then.
Thanks for the help.
>>175110445
All. Four. Holes.
>>175110456
ohgosh :3
>>175107709
Why does Tracer look 45 and fat? Why does Mercy have a black nose? Why does Ana look like a man?
Holy fuck, why can't they just draw anime?!
>>175107881
>>175109301
It will help a little bit.
>>175110335
Your point is definitely valid concerning killing pharah's. I mean I'm pretty sure the tank rounds deal like 200 damage on direct hit. The problem is most of the time there's a for of High hp barrier in the way.
I know this is going to be retarded but, what if in his ultimate he had standard damage reduction, but he could shoot through all forms of barriers. Like some kindof temporary special piercing rounds for the duration of the ult in any form?
Would that be too op?
>>175110697
On paper this sounds fine to me. We need more heros that can fight barrier heros. But people would probably complain about this buff and in the end it wouldn't get added.
>>175110697
I'll take it.
>cut a mercy off as winston
>block the doorway she tries to get through to escape
>stare her in the face spamming Hello as i electrocute her to death
monkey is too fun
>Seagull has fucked 4 twitch whores already and is working on a 5th
top kek
>>175111017
ITS NOT FAIR
>>175107809
Good good; I'd recommend you keep a lower FOV for future pics
t. >>175104928
>>175111017
What do you mean? Like had sex with them or ruined there reputation?
>tfw looking at my play and realizing there is not much I can do to reliably climb but aim better
>tfw looking at teammates it looks like all they can do to really improve is better decisions and better aim
To be honest all bronze to gold is is just a league for people who can't aim well enough or in my case at all. I've been playing shooters on and off since I can remember and I never really got much better than what I am now. Is there a realistic way to improve aim or should I invest my time in another game to play? I do all things I should do and I call out flex pick too but lets say for example with soldier I can't beat anybody without my helix if I miss the helix splash or direct hit I lose. I also try to get the high ground but I find targets harder to hit like that. Its not like a fighter where I can just practice read matchups and execute a simple gameplan and be reactionary most of the shit in this game is press Q or mechanical skill.
This is beyond frustrating.
>>175111157
both
>>175110445
>>175110252
Pharah is the kind of girl who takes three dicks in the ass on a bet,
>>175111204
Really? I don't keep up with stuff like this.
>>175110208
THIS
>>175110697
bastion already does silly damage in all forms, you want to make him do more?
>>175111276
Yeah, he carries girls who stream the game and hosts them afterwards for pussy. Pretty brilliant.
>>175111239
>implying she doesn't take at least 10 at any given time using every hole and limb possible
>>175110972
>when you get a quad kill with Winston's Ult on Marketplace Tower
How embarassing
>>175111376
That hilarious, but I'm surprised. He didn't seem like the type of guy to do that.
Of the four non-event Torbjorn legendaries (The two biker ones and the two pirate ones) which is your favorite?
>>175105747
>>175106495
That never ends well. It gives all the power to a single organization. Highest ranked officers woud be above the law and could even do a coup easily.
Cops are for fighting crime. Military is for fighting foreing armed forces if a war is declared.
>>175111468
My favorite Torb skin is his purple rare one. But favorite legendary is his bike one with the white hair. The gun looks sweet.
>>175111468
One of the pirate ones, but to be honest I'm not keen on any of his legendaries. These event skins are his best ones by far I'd say, followed by his epics.
>>175111428
>legit believing that
Is there a glitch where if you get 2 of the same legendary's in the same box, you dont get the duplicate money for one? I had it previously, so it would be my 3rd drop of the same skin but I only got the duplicate money for one of them.
>Combat Medic Ziegler
>>175111468
Barbosa, followed by Deadlock
>>175111646
Haha yeah im sure he just carries and hosts girls to be a nice guy.
>>175110972
>about to get a nice 4 rez with mercy
>winston goes apeshit before I can charge in
>whacks me into a corner
>spams 'how embarrassing'
>continues whacking
>no escape
>this was part of the potg
>>175111721
HAVE YOUR WOMAN TAKE THIS DICK
I'LL BE THAT MONKEY
>>175111815
depends, do you have the BBC gene?
>>175111704
not everyone is an asshole like you anon, besides have you seen his face
>Download Paladins
>Think its great but just reminds me heavily of OW when I tried it out for free, but without any of the polish
>the shameless copying of heroes irritates me
>buy OW
>Realize I bought a game, not necessarily because I wanted it terribly, but the competitor was just the right flavor of bad that it made me want the Blizz polish
at least I got it cheap
>>175107532
>t. haven't gotten 6th prestige because of constant 75% xp penalty due to quitting at the choose hero screen whenever somebody on our team picks Widow in Q.P.
I think that the reason a lot of people suck at playing Tobjorn is that they play him like he's the TF2 engineer.
does applying the orb of discord do any damage on its own?
Hi who do you main?
>>175112021
No.
>>175111905
no :(
i'll never reach his levels of greatness
>>175112064
ana, only because nobody else wants to play support and I'm beta as fuck
>>175112064
Don't really how one singular main. But my most played hero is Sym. Followed by Zen and Rein.
>>175112064
Roadhog
Does that say anything about me in particular?
>>175111969
I sometimes play aggressive Torbjorn by dropping level one sentries as fast as possible while fighting close up.
They can even be used to block an incoming attack.
>>175112064
Rein.
But idk why i bother, everybody in fucking plat refuses to get behind the big ass blue thing in front of me.
>it's a ''french faggot in my team'' episode
I'd rather play with Russians or Peruvians.
>>175111336
It's not necessarily about his damage. Regarding my suggested ultimate changes, it's more about bastions utility against barrier heroes.
Yes his current ultimate can on-shot 200 hp characters, unfortunately shot's can get frequently negated by barriers themselves. The very things bastions is supposed to destroy/be a counter to. Also his ultimate can be reflected. He can still be damaged by his own ultimate at close range and D.va can eat his shots.
Mei's ice-wall can also completely negate direct shots and Bastions movement speed in his ultimate form isn't much faster from his standard movement from what I can tell.
It is a high damage ultimate ability, but it doesn't really match his core characteristics of being a barrier destroyer in any way. Especially when his ultimate can essentially be countered by so many things currently in the game.
His current recon mode and turret mode are pretty great though, I'll give you that.
>>175112227
Yeah it says that youre a fucking faggot who is going to uninstall when Roadhog finally gets fixed.
FIX THE FUCKING EU SERVERS BLIZZARD REEEEEEEE
>>175112293
Why's that?
>>175112064
Rein or Ana.
If I'm forced to play DPS on attack then the team is in trouble.
>>175112064
Symm
Rein
Diva
In that order.
I used to main Rien but it's harder to carry as Rein over Symm because most players are retarded and won't coordinate.
>>175112351
He saying you only like him because he's considered a broken, brain dead character and the moment he takes some form of skill you won't enjoy playing the game anymore.
>>175112447
He doesn't really feel broken to me.
>>175111969
Yes, too many people don't realise that the sentry is an incredibly disposable tool. His rivet gun does great damage, if a big fight happens and I'm not set up I find it's best to throw your sentry down whenever and just get stuck into the fight.
Also you can use your armour aggressively. I've thrown packs at my feet in the middle of firefights and survived because of the quick 75 extra health it's given me, people should realize packs aren't only for giving out when it's calm.
>>175112284
>Also his ultimate can be reflected. He can still be damaged by his own ultimate at close range and D.va can eat his shots.
Well, I mean these themselves aren't an issue. It's really the barriers.
>>175112503
"Broken" is such a loose term in this game
Before, Roadhog was genuinely broken because his hook bent around corners and had some wonky hitbox shit
Now he's not broken as much as he's just considered a character with low skill and high reward
>>175112503
I think he is broken. On paper he sounds good. Being able to use his hook to punish players who wonder out of position is helpful. But in gameplay he just has to throws his hook into a pile of people and will pretty much get a pick every time. I think there's nothing wrong with maiming him but he needs some reworking done.
GuysNova is pretty qt
>>175112509
You can theoretically self heal 1800 HP per second (10 on floor + 2 thrown) if the full damage reduction is applied.
>>175112064
Pharah andMercy
>>175112064
sombra
>Zarya gets shit skins in overwatch
>Zarya gets good skins in hots
why blizzard?
>>175112064
I like playing Junkrat, but usually I end up going with D.va, Zarya, or Lucio.
>>175112252
You have to stand where they want to go, not where you want to go.
Half the time players will run in front of it anyway, but that can't be helped.
How do I use Winston's ult? Damage isn't the main concern so what is? Just make everyone look at me while the rest of my team cleans them up?
>>175112919
After release all the talent from overwatch was shifted over to HoTS and the next WoW expansion. There is interns/skeleton crew on it now. Jeff checks in from time to time.
>>175111969
I always focus on using my gun more than my torrent as my main form of damage as Torb. His sentry is so easy to build and level up you don't really need to worry about repairing it. Only time I repaire my sentry is when there is some down time in between push. Even then I usually just build a new one in s different spot to keep the other team on there toes.
>>175112761
>buy the Assassins pack specifically because it has the most hot girls
>realise I'm probably awful with them and probably should have got ones with strong self healing
>>175104481
Those two are the only skins I can use because her default eyes look fucking retarded.
>>175113021
I use it to seperate important characters away from everyone else(like supports or tanks), trap people in corners, or just to be a giant "LOOK AT ME." It's also good to push people off cliffs.
>>175113021
To scatter enemies off the objective and capture, or to keep them away from the point during overtime.
It's not very useful otherwise because it feeds so much that you'll probably give two more useful ults to the enemy team for your one.
Who do you think Amélie would vote for?
>>175105214
He has friends you do not.
>lose very close match due to my own fuckups primarily
>at least I got a loot crate, maybe I'll finally get Null Sector Orisa
>3 grey 1 blue
>consider suicide yet again
I swear they do this shit on purpose.
>>175113050
[Citation needed]
>>175110208
>They roll 2 mercy 3 tanks and the korean grand master on their team rolls widow
>>175113636
>they get two Ana and the rest tanks
>we get all defensive heros on attack and a Tracer
>>175103281
wtf is this real
where do these people come from
is this what's it's actually like in america?
>>175113754
The internet allows you to see the crazy people who were hidden from society in the past.
>>175113713
>that one autist who keeps suiciding till he gets someone he likes
>dies with them almost immediately
>shitting up HOTS games and losing to get muh skins
god the game is horrible. see ya next week
>>175103885
>Ana
>headshots
?????????????????????
>>175113361
if she cared about politics she'd probably just assassinate whoever she doesn't want to win
and that whoever would beMondatta
>>175111503
It only becomes a problem when the government puts soldiers trained for conventional warfare in charge of police work. Military police is trained to do police work in the first place.
And if the military expects to stage a coup... well policemen could only offer very limited resistance.
>>175113754
All the SJW think police men are just racist bigots that use there power to kill black people. Why there are cases of these racist act they only happen on very very rare occasions. But because of this stereotype all the sjw think police man=racist person
>>175113713
>Defenders jump off a cliff during setup time
>Until they get a god tier comp
Fuck, Hanamura should be fucking disabled for mystery heroes
>>175113886
I only do this during the set up period of the round. After that I just use the hero I'm stuck with.
>>175114129
how many characters are even capable of killing themselves anymore? it's not like Blizzard lets you bind a "kill" key
What is this shit
>>175114006
as if all koreans weren't racist by default
>>175114174
Only characters with explosives beside JunkRat.
fuck this
>>175114264
That's why I think this whole thing is hilarious. All these tumblr fags getting upset over their pure Hana being a corrupted racist policewomen because of this skin when South Korea is know as one of the most racist countries in the world.
thanks blizzard
>>175114345
>>175112919
Was this what Jeff meant when he said Zarya was getting good skins?
>S1: respectable ranking, ooga booga happens, shit rank
>S2: climb up to plat
>S3: skipped
Should I even bother with comp this season? No matter how well I play I just get beyond frustrated with teammates refusing to work with me given how teamwork reliant this game is. Even games like CS and Dota don't trigger me this hard since it's possible to make up for garbage teammates, but not here.
I'll be positive, try and coordinate teammates, politely offer constructive criticism when they fuck up (if it's repeated, I'll ignore one, e.g. going in 1v6) but NOBODY listens or ever learns from their mistakes or wants to work together
>>175114475
It's tumblr. What were you expecting?
>>175113361
mountain dew baja blast
i don't think she goes to taco bell a lot so she doesn't know they sell it all year. she thought this would be the chance to finally get a bottle whenever she wanted instead of summer. she doesn't like pitch black because she knows the talon foot soldiers are making fun of it matching her skin behind her back
>>175114721
While this is the most balanced meta it's the most boring and frustrating. More and more people want to just piss around instead of win. And the meta is pretty stale on top of all of this.
>>175114062
>roll zarya
>win
>>175113754
This is what tumblrtards actually believe.
>>175114495
>silver
your playing better than the tards your against
>>175114880
Yeah I wasn't even sure what the current meta was, been gone for a while. Orisa is kind of fun, though.
>>175114773
I was expecting this exact outcome. Tumblr is the great source of comedy on the internet.
On 2cp maps does having 6 people on the point cap it faster than 3?
>>175114721
I know how you feel. I am the chillest guy in the entire world, but comp in Overwatch just does something to me. Yesterday I got triggered as fuck at a Junkrat on my team that refused to switch when the enemy team had Phara and Zarya. "I HAVE GOLD DAMAGE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" then at the end of the match he gets potg by killing 3 people with his tire and dying immediately afterwards. "SEE!? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE I PUT IN WORK!!"
fuck ooooofff. I am taking a break for a few days, that was the last straw for me.
>>175114964
I would give it a chance still. It's still better than QP in my opinion.
>>175104429
Pic related is more canon than this
>>175115032
Same as tf2. Capture speed caps at 3.
so when are they going to actually fix this skin? When I heard blizzard was gonna fix it I didnt expect for them just to increase her waist, I thought they were gonna actually fix the glaring problems with it
>>175107709
Shitty drawing aside and the tumblr crap, this is kind of cute. Hate me with all your might but whatever.
>>175115280
That's what the bitching was about really. Her waist. Because she seemed too skinny and not fat.
> mercy before
> good for thevclutch rez
> pockets rez and gun to finish off weak targets
> micro managing between heals, boost and shooting
> know when to res because it was a life or death choice
> mercy now
> LOL I just spam jump healing and dash between everyone
> than spam resurrect
> am I taking damage, lol I'll just res someone ya for invincibility
> I'm going to be played every comp match whether it's needed or not because now I can't be killed for being out of placement
> yay
>>175115094
Same boat as you. Normally pretty chill and can keep my cool during games. Before only fighting games could make me mad. But now OW is starting to piss me off more and more. A tip I do is play until I lose. Because I usually start to get pissed off the moment I lose, which gets me tilted, which makes me play worse and lose more. Helped so far.
>>175115591
>not solo rezzing so you can kill the roadhog trying to ram it in your backdoor
>>175112761
fuck off abathur is the best
>>175115591
Feel the same way with Sym. Before people would be impress when we would win with prebuff sym. Now everyone just thinks I'm using fotm and that I play her because she takes no skills.
>>175115591
>>175115828
So you two are only now discovering the joys of playing a hero who actually belongs in the meta
Ever tried playing reinhardt "w+rmb" wilhelm?
I thought so. It's not a story the metaslaves would tell you.
>>175102957
>tfw someone wins with old unfunny memes
>tfw dropping 200 SR to eichenbastion
it's not fair
>>175115032
>>175115268
What do the numbers mean on KOTH maps? Like, let's say the enemy has captured the point, but friendlies are now standing on the point, contesting it. A number appears next to the timer, to tell everyone exactly how many allies are on the point, but why is there not a number for the enemies?
And does it even matter how many allies are on the point, because you still need to clear to point competeley to cap it?
>>175108042
Big Boss, a legendary mercenary leader.
>>175104347
XBOX Orisa
>>175108070
{spoiler]source[/spoiler]
>>175109226
It was more of a hitbox reference.
>>175109226
God damn I want to slap that box out of her hand with my dick
>>175117259
I don't get why Ana's is headshots in that pic though. Doesn't make sense.
Why do I dislike Tracer so much?Is it because I'm bad with her?
>>175104429
>>175117642
you made it worse by pointing out the overly wide ass shoulders thanks to the letters being gone
>>175112975
Ya its more like,
>We are gonna go left
>the tanks and healer and with me
>dps's are both dead because they tried to go for potg instead
Who is the purest Overwatch girl and who is the sluttiest?
>>175107709
The art absolutely ruins it, but I smiled at timesIt gets a pass for associating my favorite character with my favorite subject
>>175104218
I have no idea.
I suck with Reinhardt and die too much but i keep being aggressive becauseit's not fun otherwise
Purest
>Pharah
Sluttiest
>Mercy
Do any 76 mains sometimes like doing games where you play as combat medic 76?
>>175117768
>virgin holding 2 sandwiches
women's lips protrude when they're turned on. Also a girl being "tight" means you are doing something wrong as well.
>>175117998
Nice try roastie, you can't fool me
>>175117642
we'll give you halfOF NOTHING
>>175104218
Because there are two assaults standing behind me oblivious to the fact that i'm the only thing standing between them and the swift death that will follow if they don't get moving goddamnit
>>175110659
>>175117998
Wrong! I might be a virgin, but I know that an erect pussy looks like a sarlac pit rather than an Arbys sandwich!
>>175117642
wrong skin tone, big ass lips. still not dva
>>175117839
who is this artist?
Would you still love herif she was a serial killer?
>>175116320
Sym guy here. Also played Rein and pretty much every other support on the side. Only played Sym on defense.
>>175118347
>I have never seen an Asian person IRL
Why is everyone in plat so tilted?
Everyone is mad and we cant push or defend.
Choke city every match
>>175117839
>as he posts a picture of pharah being slutty
>>175117839
>Pharah
>pure
>when the title she gives herself has double meaning
>>175103334
I wish they would give Winston some character development beyond being the old funny wacky talking gorilla.
He did have the courage to launch the Overwatch recall signal, which in a way makes him far more brave and virtuous than Morrison at the moment. I want some fanart of serious, business-like Commander Winston.
>>175114869
Thanks for reminding me of another rigged election from last year.
>>175118562
Because they all think they are gods who can 1v6 everyone and carry the whole game, or are meta whores who freak out when you pick a "non-meta" hero.
3V3 IS SUCH A STUPID FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT. THIS IS RETARDED THAT I HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS FUCKING GARBAGE OR GO THROUGH A 17 MINUTE GAY PVE SHIT IN ORDER TO GET LOOTBOXES FOR THE WEEK
>Random Heroes
>we lose. game refuses to give us tanks
>guy says "shit team"
>tell him it's literally RNG mode, he doesn't have to blame the team every time, just accept the loss
>even tell him he can play Uprising for guaranteed wins since Normal is easy, and it's faster than if you lose on Random Heroes
>we go two more rounds, still lose
>one more, this time he gets put on the other team
>my team loses, theirs wins
>"See, without you means we won"
Literally why the fuck do I bother trying to not be a cunt
>>175118854
?
ctf dude
>>175118854
just do mystery heroes homeslice
>dropping SR like crazy
>winstreaks are gone
Why should I even bother playing anymore?
>>175102857
I always though MOBAs looked boring from what little I had seen of them but I assumed they must actually be fun to play if theyre so fucking popular.
Today I learned that isnt the case and still have no fucking clue how shit like DOTA and LoL are the most played PC games?
>>175119012
>UNINVINCIBLE
vincible
>>175103352
>>175102964
so is widow/tracer ship dead
>>175118463
>I have never seen Dva
>>175104429
man do these people look at little kids who want to dress up as cops for halloween and scream about how oppressive they are? it's a fucking costume.
>>175105424
>He doesn't know about next week's quest
>>175119127
>so is widow/tracer ship dead
No. It just evolved.
>>175118315
maybe this is the first sign that i'm gay but i don't get how people find vaginas visually appealing
>>175118562
Everyone in plat thinks they belong in masters. My former best friend literally got up in my face and told me I'm 'a piece of shit lucker who doesn't deserve my rank' because he's so much better than me. He's 2600.
>>175118562
Everyone is always tilted
>>175119162
I don't find that too surprising.
Try looking at the image you posted.
>>175118925
I just mute people if I'm playing Arcade. I don't even know why people rage in these modes. If I don't mute it I always get some salty Diamond on either my team crying on mic or opposite team bitching about how he lost.
Officer Dva looks like Anri Okita
>>175119268
There is a time and place to see them
>>175119536
>Anri Okita
>Officer D.Va
I'm not seeing it Jim.
Break the game with a single change
>Lucio's right-click now reflects projectiles
>>175119685
Fix your eyes bob
Look>>175103981
>>175119719
You mean "make the game way more fun"?
What is he listening to?
>>175118931
capture the fucking flag where there are no healers?
>>175119736
I'm still not seeing it Joe.D.Va's tits are nowhere near as big.
>>175119268
You're not alone anon, I also think vaginas are the least attractive part of the female form.
>lucio is a must pick every season
>in almost every game
>they buff him
Diversity quotas
>>175112064
Most played is Pharah. Followed by D.Va, Lucio, Symmetra, Reinhardt, Torbjorn, Bastion, and Roadhog, in that order.
>>175119719
Junkrat's projectiles are now homing
How am I supposed to rank up when the more I rank down, the worse my teammates get.
This is awful, I'm literally only down here because I lost 150 points from "disconnects" that weren't actually disconnects.
But it's like I crossed some threshold of shit and I can't get out, I just keep sinking lower and lower.
This is awful I'm at fucking 1100s.
>>175119268
most of the time they're kind of just there, but then you get turned on and suddenly wanna stick your face in there
>>175119916
in blizzard's defense, incompetent they may seem, the rework was supposed to be a nerf and they've been slowly nerfing him every patch
>>175119834
Subhuman trash.
>>175119904
Women can conceal their tit size but shes looking bigger in these shots.
>not liking pussy
wew
So what music does the rest of /owg/ listen to while messing around in quick play?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5zbnLUROHE>tfw no hero to drift with
>>175117730
It's the barrel chest.
>>175117642
ffs I've gotten the Genji event skin duplicate once and the Tracer one twice
GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE REEE
>>175119970
Maybe you're just shit
If you were substantially better you could carry
>>175112064
Ana is always my first pick
Followed by rein
If I dont want to play healer and there is no healer roadhog
>>175120038
This realistic art style with anime face proportions always looks so uncanny.Good thing the porn drawn with it usually has great looking bodies to make up for it.
>>175119268
To be fair, that particular pic is grotesque. And presentation is everything. A girl who doesn't at least trim isn't worth the time anyway.
t. lesbian
>>175119127
As dead as Gerard.
>>175112064
I instalock tracer in competitive and you fuckers can't stop me
>>175120031
>Women can conceal their tit size but shes looking bigger in these shots.
Ain't that much concealing in the world. I'd wager that D.Va could just barely give a half decent tittyfuck to an average sized guy.
Remember that 3v3 is used by leavers to clear leaver penalty thats why its so bad.
>>175119719
No limit on how many beartraps junkrat can place
>tfw you lose those rounds where you just have to touch the point
>>175120330source
>>175120323
>>175112064
Same desu. No meta will hold me back from my spicy time lesbian shenanigans.
>>175119127
Ships are dead in canon but that won't stop people.
>>175120330
Women with small tits use a lot of tricks to look big but the inverse is true women with big tits use a lot of tricks to look small.
>women.
>tfw you're getting just decent enough at Widow to where you can shit on Pharamercy fags most of the time
feels good man. i can carry my team just by killing two people over and over.
how about this?
>>175120330
Oh shit, new Ellowas, thanks for showing.
>>175120610
Better. Think her jaw needs to be more angular, but otherwise it's pretty good.
>wake up
>Chris screams at me because there are 54 new complaint threads on the forum
>my children come to see me
>"daddy why are you never home"
>singular tear falls down
>after my children leave Chris comes into my cubicle and beats me savagely
>"how many times Jeff? You don't HAVE kids anymore"
>I slurp down my Activision approved Xanax-Wellbutrin smoothie
>IV bag is hooked up to me because Chris told me drinking water is a waste of time
>I announce the new skins with feigned enthusiasm
>I go to sleep and Chris plays tapes of Overwatch matches to make sure I can only dream of balance changes
>Repeat
are the quests on HOTS or HOTS 2.0 beta?
>>175120435
how
>>175120750
the beta version is now live, so they're the same thing
>>175119719
Soldier has no bullet spread
>>175116320
> So you two are only now discovering the joys of playing a hero who actually belongs in the meta
My complaint is shitters need invincibility to make her "viable" even though she was fine to begin with
T. Mercy player here
>>175120610
much better
>>175120835
Enemy team had three tanks on the point and we only had one minute.
>get matched with smurf
>begins by acting all high and mighty ordering people what to do
>just go Junkrat and do nothing
>screams at me all game for charging the Zarya even though I haven't fired a single bomb
>>175120835
to be fair to anon, it's easy to start attacking and get tilted because they run some bastion/symmetra/torb annoying comp and you get tunnel vision about getting that 1%.
>>175120891
then why do i have separate options to download from the americas, and download heros 2.0 beta?
>play 3v3 solo
>decide we work really well as a team and group up
>Win a close game against 2 GMs and a T500 (we are plat)
>Figure we could probably climb well together in comp
>Get shitstomped 75% of the time
When are they gonna add a mode that is less reliant on teamplay and more reliant on individual skill. The teamplay/ult economy are the worst parts about this game.
>Sjw get triggered by dva posing in uniform
Can we just jail these things already?
>>175120015
Anon, I didn't know you made an album
>>175120975
The second anybody tells me what to pick or to switch to another hero I immediately eschew any thoughts of switching for my mind and remain as that hero for the rest of the round.
>>175118854
>>175118925
I really wish they'd make it so you didn't need to win to get those lootboxes. I don't even care about how long it takes, but it makes the people there resentful and assholeish and that's the complete antithesis to the concept of Arcade, the silly non-competitive section of the game.
What should be a light hearted section where stupid shit happens and people laugh about it has the mood brought down by people constantly shitting on each other because they're salty they didn't get a step closer to their cosmetics instead.
When I play Random Heroes, I want it to be with people who wanted to have a silly fun time, or at least are open to having one. Not people who resent each other and can't take a loss, let alone have a laugh. It completely defeats the point.
>play 60 hours of Mercy at the launch with 6 stack of friends because I got legendary skin in the 4th box
>Never touch her since competitive came out
>tank main, occasionally play Ana, comfortable with DPS role
>people started to check your profile and assume you are a Mercy main, since she is still my by far most played character in QP, which I barely touch anymore
>they suggest that I swap to Mercy and say "we need you on your main"
>>175121031
i don't know, maybe they just haven't removed it yet. but you can't play the beta because the servers are down
>>175121087
same desu
I don't give a fuck if soldier is better on paper, im fucking playing the hero i'm good at because i'll do better with them
>be me
>discover that there's a website that tracks all your overwatch statistics
>check out my profile
>i have pretty damn decent stats with Pharah, a few 95-99th precentiles
>now i'm hesitant to pick her because if i play bad it will fuck up my stats
ree.
God damn French people are so fucking annoying at this game.
>>175102857
Sorry in the behalf of this guy overbros. I'm from hots as well, and we are usually a welcoming community. I guess this guy just try to shitpost or had a losin streak. Anyway, have a fun day.
>>175121087
I only swap if they ask politely. The moment they yell or make fun of me I stay that hero. Even if I was about to swap.
>>175121063
if they can pretend that south korea isn't filled with racists they can pretend that by the 60s the cops aren't corrupt anymore
>>175121230
sleep tight reap tight
>>175121247
all of the sites seem inaccurate / outdated even if i manually update my profile
which one do you use ?
>>175120610
Fuck your meme nose and detail removal.
You could redraw her as a stickman too, all you did is butcher the realistic tones of the original art to homogenize it in cheap manga style.
10/10 job of making the image generic and unoffensive, I'll give you that.
>>175121071
Yeah it's djent grindcore. Pretty much the best music out there right now, I just don't have any fans because the big labels are all payed off
>>175121087
I don't normally mind, but the guy was acting like a complete wankstain from the beginning, ordering some random pubby mercy to ignore everyone else and pocket him
I wanted to hear him squeal, and I got my wish as he called my mother a whore about 37 times
>>175121648
chill dude
>>175120158
I think you might just be a faggot, anon-kun
>tfw too much self-respect to play a MOBA
>seeing what happened here gives me hope for the rebuilding of my country
why does she say this about Eichenwald? the place is a deserted dump
>me and a friend go pharmercy in comp
>constantly kill their widowmaker
>he switches to S76
>solo ults us
>we still kill him
>resorts to calling us fags in chat
Today was a good day.
I-I just can't take it anymore guys, I can't stop tilting. I just can't stop raging at people when I play this game, it's like I'm in some special kind of hell with leavers, retarded people trickling in to the point, trolls and sniper mains. I don't have the energy anymore.
>>175121876
i can't remember but didn't they ultimately win that fight, they just had to abandon the village because of how damaged it was?
HotS is surprisingly fun.
Not as fun as Overwatch, maybe, but a nice alt. game.
>>175121230
sleep tight reap tight
>play competitive
>having a great match on attack
>Get hung up for a minute on the last turn at Gibraltar
>still have 3 minutes left so not big deal
>somebody leaves
>end up losing but we held them up for a while
>get POTG, have a card, and multiple golds
>lose 25sr
Really Blizzard, what the fuck is up with your ranking system?
What's even better is the next match I got another leaver and lost another 20 SR despite again playing a great match. Just fuck me.
>>175121882
This happened to a friend of mine
>playing Bastion
>Genji on other team keeps thinking he can just stand in front of my friend and deflect
>my friend just waits it out and kills him every time
>Genji doesn't kill him once
>my friend wins
>Genji messages him to shove a shotgun barrel down his throat
Best laugh he had in a while
>Reddit wants their yelling nigger
>They add a little black girl
>Widow is married to a White man against Tumblrs wishes
>Widow is confirmed white (everyone except tumblr knew this)
>add a racist social justice terrorist omnic faction to the lore
>Officer Dva skin
Are they dare I say /ourguys/
>>175119045
Why the fuck did they remove the streaks anyways? Just remove them from losses and be done with it, it's already hard enough to climb with all the retards running around like headless chickens already.
>mystery heroes starts us out with four Orisas
>we still all die
I knew things would go to shit when my teammates refused to say hi back
>>175121230
sleep tight reap tight
>opened ~20 Uprising boxes
>only want the Mercy skin and D.Va Intro
>got the Torbjörn skin, Torbjörn intro, Hanzo emote x2, 76 emote x2, Zenyatta intro and Pharah emote
>only one of those I ever play is Pharah
>only have 1005 credits
Send help.
>>175104429
i see the resemblance
>>175122232
buy 50
>>175122232
Pay up goy
i'm so fucking sick of new lucio
what the fuck was blizzard thinking
When did they change Symmetra's beam to deal that much fucking damage, or am I imagining this?
>>175122146
>>175122475
I don't recall them changing the damage output, just making the disengagement range longer
>tfw spend all my virtual gold on rerolls in hots
>imagine this added to OW you just reroll the crate tillit drops a legendary
>>175122521
DELET THIS
>>175122529
But doesn't the reroll just roll another batch of the same rarity/rarities? So no matter how many times you reroll, a legendary will never drop, if there wasn't one to begin with.
Anyone else eager to see Blizzard show us the damn rarity drop rates come next Monday?
I want to see how much they fuck over their playerbase in OW and HS.
>>175122635
Nope.jpg it changes the rarities and from doing it all yesterday anything can drop.
I got two legendaries from basic loot crates and one was a reroll.
>>175121953
It is, but beyond the initial few hours of exploring and trying out heroes it just feels like a fucking treadmill. They aren't even trying to hide it, the whole UI is built around their progression systems.
Comes with the territory though. I will never understand why this genre became THE juggernaut of modern gaming.
MEI'S SLOWDOWN IS FUCKING BROKEN BULLSHIT FUCK YOU REEEEE
>>175122529
>open box
>spend 1000 credits on 4 re-rolls
>could also spend 1000 credits to just craft the legendary
>>175114495
what app is that?
>>175122820
Hmm, interesting. But I think the HotS lootcrate system is even more ridiculous than OW's. I wouldn't want to spend money on lootcrates, even if I had some to spare.
>>175122905
I don't understand why it can't be just a simply speed slowdown instead of having it literally destroy your aim
But then again I haven't given it much thought. Maybe there is a reason.
>>175122906
Theres 3 forms of currency in hots. Gold is plentiful and almost worthless besides rerolls and buying heroes.
Crates can potentially give you a hero. So you could get a 15k gold hero for 250g reroll or no gold.
To craft the hero you use the next tier up gem currency.
>>175122107
>>175121948
The German army won the war. In exchange the Crusaders went on a suicide flank. Reinhardt survived because he was recruited for Overwatch before it happened.
>The Solider and McCree on your team can't even kill the unpockeged Pharah
How do people like this even make it into GM?
>>175123292
Maybe the Pharah is just good?
>>175123038
I kind of like the system because they give you so much choice.
You can potentially get drops of heroes, skins, mounts, banners, sprays, announcers etc
You can craft all of it in time and you don't have to spend a dime.
>>175123143
bastion does a lot of fucking damage
If you're terrible, stop playing this game.
>>175123464
So does Genji. Why doesn't the shurikes have fall-off damage? Why don't they arc? Etc.
Genji and Roadhog are the most bullshit heroes. Followed by Bastion and Widow on lower ranks.
>>175123682
take ur own advice lol
They should just remove Torb from the game. I hate characters who get carried by automated bullshit.
>>175123693
I'd take Roadhog over Genji, at least he doesn't have a total block and escape if things start going bad for him.
>>175124071
>dying to torbs turret
My coach suggested looking into playing FPS to improve movement detection and precision. He reckons Conor McGregor and Might Mouse use this method in their training.
Is overwatch a good option for this? I have a couple mates who play so it's my preference if it fits the bill.
Where can I get it on the cheap?
>>175124390
Lmao
What hots hero is the easiest to feed with?
>>175124620
abathur
do genji and hanzo players sleep at night thinking they are skilled players or are they honest about it
I KNOW ITS FUCKING QP BUT IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO ASK JUST TO FUCKING NOT THROW THE FUCKING GAME
ITS JUST QP BRO IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ACTION YOU DIPSHITS
ALL I'M ASKING IS FOR YOU TO CALL OUT YOUR ULT SO WE CAN COMBO THEM
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR YOU TO SPAM REDDIT FUCKING EMOTES AT ME
YES I AM ANGRY, YES YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC FOR BEING SO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GARBAGE AT A VIDEO GAME
CONTRACT CANCER AND DIE
>>175124703
>i don't do anything the whole hame the hero
Imagine an Abathur in OW. Instant 5v6 games
>>175124390
You and your coach should kill yourselves together.
>>175124390
forty dollars on PC and console.
you can only get it directly from blizzard.
>>175123693
>>175124207
t. angry Soldier mains that got their aimbot deflected at them
>>175124390
https://osu.ppy.sh/
>>175124763
It's just qp lmao play comp if you want to be serious
>>175124275
>implying it's me and not my entire team for some reason
>>175124763
But it's just quickplay bro lol
I cant aim long distance :(
>>175124912
this is not an excuse for your bad play
at the end of the day, you're still shit
>>175124763
getting mad at qp XD
>>175124956
Its probably Torb himself. A good Torb has his damage supplemented by his turret so you can easily get all gold 30k stats.
Torb is more dangerous than his turret.
>>175125029
i'm good when i'm not in quick play
>>175124763
did you just say pistol only mercy?
cause I think I heard you say pistol only mercy
>>175124870
>thinks soldiers bitch about their alt being blocked by genji and not dva
Bro, do you even know the bitching meta?
>>175123414
impossible, every one else sucks at the game but me, especially my team
>>175125148
your bronze rank says otherwise
is there ever a competitive match that isn't completely one sided?
its only a close balanced game maybe 5% of the time
>>175123940
If you spell your "ur", you are the problem.
>Win: get 10, 20, 30 maximum if you're VERY fucking lucky
>Lose: removes 30 points always
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
>>175125258
Bro, I've had Soldiers bitch at me on both teams because of deflecting their shit back at them and because I'm doing their job and mine.
Simple geometry.
>>175125938
let me make up for it
legit just uninstall your** game
>It's enemy Widowmaker smurf using kb&m on console
They really need to address this. It's basically cheating on console
I only have 3k gold which event skin should I get, qt medic mercy or midriff widow? my best skins for them right now are witch and comtesse
pls help
>>175126176
wait until the last day before buying
also that is a very lewd mei.
>Team pushes all the way to the enemy spawn door
>Gets wiped
>Repeats for the entire game
At one point, the enemy team reached the second checkpoint on Dorado and off my team went towards their old spawn point. Enemy team just walked right behind them and kept the train moving.
>>175126176
Talon Widowmaker is probably my favorite skin in the game
>>175126280
Are you Silver?
Not sure if I should ask this here or the HotS thread, but do I need to do the 5 matches to get the Genji shit before May 2nd?
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE SO LONG TO FIND A MATCH.
>>175126176
not included in this image is the aftershot of mei dying of hypothermia
How do you deal with an above average pharah
>always out of reach
>holding good angles
>not hovering too long to one clip
How could Mercy in the past be more thicc than the one in the present?
>>175107709
>literally every tumblr artist's style ever
>>175126452
You need to do the Genji shit before you can get the D.va shit. Heard around that you can do it after May 2nd, but don't quote me on that.
>when your team lets you unzip your attack Widowmaker
>when your team doesn't let you unzip your attack Widowmaker and you do it anyway
>>175119087
Price and hardware reqs
>>175126452
not exactly
quests stack up so week 1 must be done before week 2 and so on
you could wait for it all and just play 20 games or play 10 games if you want the D.va skin
>>175125126
can confirm, absolutely rip into tanks only for my turret to finish them off
>tfw can't even use their matching sprays in QP or comp because no one plays Reaper
God damn it.
>>175126609
Widowmaker.Duh
>>175119719
Roadhog now has armor for 50% of his health
>>175126013
I've never really had issues with Genji's blocking my ult and I've mastered the concept of not shooting him while he's blocking. But I do think it's bull that it's a 360 degree block so he can just pop it as he runs out and his back is covered.
Even DVAs at least let's you shoot her in the back.
>>175126656
what do you mean unzip...?
Like, you unzip her one piece and let everyone else gangbang her?
genji being able to deflect pharah's ult is 100% bullshit
>>175126429
Unfortunately.I was plat last season, but hit a ridiculously bad losing streak and lost the drive to climb back up so I stopped playing comp,
then this season's placements put me in silver and I can't stomach playing more than one game a week or so, regardless of whether I win or lose.
What do i gotta do in hots to get skins in ow?
>>175127087
Deflect is bullshit, period. A crutch mechanic
>>175127141
Ignore the OP apparently
>>175127228
Deflect is an incredibly predictable and easy to avoid mechanic.
>3 of the 4 comp games I've had tonight had somebody leave.
Well this is fun.
Does anyone want to add me and throw 4 games of HotS? I just want to get this Genji shit out of the way before next Tuesday.
Username: Aap#11212
Dva butt for consideration.
>>175127362
there are literally thousands of people in the HotS chat channels looking for a group so they can get the skins
go hook up with them
>>175124763
the way the average retard treats quickplay is like identical to the way indians treat their roads
>designated shitting mode
>>175127336
It's not the return damage, it's the fact that it stops all incoming damage no matter what direction it comes from.
>>175127228
and roadhogs hook is bullshit
there is a shit load of bullshit
>>175127403
Alrighty then. Figured I'd ask you faggots first :^)
>>175127362
you can just play AI games with a friend for Oni Genji
Weeks 2,3 and 4 actually require you to play normal games though
>someone in gold unironically told me Symmetra is a DPS
I was speechless tbqh
>play hots to get the first quest out of the way so I can get dva skin next week
>its actually fun
huh
>>175127548
well
she does do a lot of damage per second
>>175127548
She is a good DPS in close quarters, but thats not her main role
>>175127452
So?
Wait two seconds for it to cool down while he can't fire. Use that two seconds to line up your shots.
>>175126493
>>175126493
>>175126493
>>175126493
>>175126493
Seriously what's happening. How did this game sell SO fucking much and have this active of a general but take 5+ minutes to find a match.
>>175127630
>>its actually fun
Maybe if you've never played a similar game in your life
>>175127336
>Ilios
>1v1 against Genji as Lucio
>Does his reflect thing and stands there
>I wave
>Pharah shoots rocket at him which deflects and kills me
I was kind of happy his deflect actually worked out
>>175127779
>implying the Genji doesn't dash you and instantly pelt your fucking head with shurikens+melee for all your health
>>175128087
That's hilarious
>>175119719
Melee attacks do different amounts of damage depending on the characters.
>Im a genji main
>Im a tracer main
>Im a hanzo main
>>175128196
Turn around and face him
Use help from your team to kill the two hundred health hero with no deflect or dash
Track him if you're hitscan or lead your shots
If it's really that tough, juke and run away
If you can't do any of these it is not the Genji's fault you are dying
>>175120610
Nathan Explosion?
Widowmaker and hanzo banable offense in solo queuing when
> I'll switch if it doesn't work out
> 30 seconds left on the clock
> chill I'll switch when I die
> defeat
> didn't even switch
Sigh why are all masters think they are solo carries even they they vesus veteran players
>win 10 games in a row
>no win streak bonus yet, 20-25 sr per win
>lose 2 games in a row, lose 60 points
When does it kick in anyway? I'm just gonna end at 10 for tonight and not take an l
Got Cadet Oxton today, still but no Combat Medic Ziegler.
Life truly is suffering.
Did anyone care that we got a new comic? No? I thought so.
>>175128645
because it's a slice of life meme comic
while i do like it i don't think most of /owg/ cares about that
>>175128635
>being a healslut
>>175127087
I like deflecting Pharah's ult when she tries flanking my team.
I need to understand something about the Officer D.va skin
Will it do bonus damage against heroes like Lucio, Sombra, and Symmetra?
Man I love Lucio's backstory but it just doesn't fit with his personality or voice actor.
Don't get me wrong I like both of those things but they just aren't representative of a poor Brazilian revolutionary
He should have been Canadian.
>>175128313
widow! don't forget about widow!
>>175128635
Literally got Mercy's new skin in my freebie event box.
Bought Tracer's because IT'S MY GOLD AND I NEED IT NOW
>>175107709
>Ana wearing hajib
Wat
>>175127228
So is sprint, so is concussion rocket, so is a lot of the skills characters have.
>tfw can't stop fapping to Mei
h-help
>>175129132
>sprint
>bullshit mechanic
In what way?
>>175129048
It's Tumblr. Don't think too hard about it.I wouldn't mind this artist's work so much if she was at least honest about liking Roadrat, but it's like she knows it's a shit pairing so she calls it an "unconventional friendship" between two men who have never known real affection.
>>175107709
Art is tumblr as fuck.
It's cute though.
>>175129252
Besides no stamina gauge to manage your running and it applying to just one character? I don't hate it or anything, just pointing out that can also fall into the bullshit category.
>>175129175hey
>>175128854
It's fun Anon. At least I'm on of the more normal ones. I don't even own a dildo ( if that does disqualify me I'm sorry)
>>175128983
fuck! you're right
>police D.VA
>new Mercy skin has her wearing a nazi armband
>PVE game mode has you kill robot lives matter protesters
Is Blizzard going full nuclear?
>>175129175
Silly boy..
>>175127228
The true definition of a crutch mechanic is McCree's flashbang being a stun.
Its purpose is two-fold. 1.) It's an anti-flanker tool that prevents flankers from using their mobility to get away. 2.) It stops a tank from using their shield and forcing them to fight 1v1.
But the fact that it is a fucking stun, doesn't allow enemies to fight back, is fucking atrocious. Flashbang should be a short duration ability silence, as it would stop Tracer from blinking away and stop a Reinhardt from just shielding in your face, but would still allow them to fight back.
>>175129664Hopefully.
>oh shit legendary legendary legendary legendary
>Mercy devil
>>175129730
do you also hate mei
>Still haven't beat legendary yet
>missed exploit
Shit sucks man
>>175129883
No. You autistic faggot. Mei's stun isn't instantaneous. It has counterplay
Please fucking kill yourself
>>175116601
She does say
>"flying the friendly skies"
>>175129956
Don't give up, anon! You can do it!
>>175129175
>>175128718
Yeah, we're too busy arguing over our headcanon ships and posting the same Widowmaker and Mei pictures that have been posted in every thread for the last year.
>>175130003
t. mei main
mein, if you will
Will /owg/ finally have some nice things to say about them when its canon?
>>175130146
No. I'm not a faggot.
If you're mad about Mei, you're probably a tank scrub. lol
>>175130210
IlikeReaper76.
>>175130210
who cares if its canon
they hate each other in the present and aren't even together
you captained a doomed ship from the start
Hello there! I have no counter!
>>175118715
I see Winston like Beast from X-Men
>>175129175
ni hao!
>triple tanks is still a dominant combo because lol 600 HP and a guaranteed one shot
>>175130454
>who is : literally every flanker / harasser in the game
>>175130454
>implying
who should i learn to carry myself out of plat.
I play lucio, zen, hog and rein. apart from rein i dont feel like i make a game winning impact but im bored of rein so want to try dps. solider is boring to i want to learn either tracer or reaper to carry my as out of here. who do i pick?
>got all event skins, highlight intros, emotes, and victory poses
I'm glad it's over.
>>175129175
>Can't stop fapping to Tracer
when do i get the overwatch skin rewards from the hots quest?
>>175130454
you can't bamboozle me
>>175130684
All of those should have been helping you to get out of plat, I think you're just getting shit team rolls senpai
>>175130721
As soon as you complete the 5 required matches for that week
>>175130454
>literally either of them
>>175130387
>he thinks Reaper isn't heavily foreshadowed to reconcile with Ana and S76 down the line
Maybe it will take years at this pace but it will happen.
>>175130454
>every enemy Mercy I see in my matches is a master of hiding behind every piece of scenery they can yet are still able to heal people half a mile away and only breaks cover when absolutely forced to
>no one on my teams ever even pays any attention to her
>if I'm using someone like Winston and I try to focus on her she can fly around like Pharah between teammates who all five immediately turn and focus me down in less than a second because they remain toegther
>has Resurrection ready every fifteen seconds
Meanwhile
>if I'm forced to use Mercy the enemy team ignores my teammates to charge in and kill me every single time I show my fave
>enemy team has two or three flankers dedicated to killing me
>my team always decides to go in five different directions and never protect me
>they always bitch and moan about not being healed as they charge into the enemy meat grinder over and over again
>>175130454
>genji
>pharah
>winston
mostly genji tho
>>175130684
Tracer, Widowmaker or Genji. Kill supports then spawn camp them. Enjoy your wins.
> destroy enemy team
> enemy ragequits
> round disqualified
> we get crushed at start
> somebody leaves
> 2 mins until you can leave but it will be marked as a loss
>>175130998
>winston jumps at mercy
>she just flies to somebody else
amazing 10/10 counter, why didn't I think of this before
>>175130454
You have my attention
>>175131283
>jump on Mercy, instant 50 damage
>Tesla cannon has a long reach
>by then jump stops being on cooldown
This CGI Mercy is much nicer than the original
I swear sometimes I feel I'm the only faggot who knows how to guard the flag in this game
>>175130347
Gives their feud a lot more depth for sure.
>>175131704
I doubt reyes still have even half of his face. Dont think Angela has that part down yet
>>175131626
Should've met my team last night, five people posted up on the flag and never made any attempts at a capture. What a fun match that was.
>>175131943
>angela
Why do you still hang onto that reddit meme?
>I'll play quickplay, tired of these shitters in arcade
Why was I this stupid?
>>175131983
thats her name? is it not?
>play HOTS for skins
>hate it
>Find out Li Ming is voiced by Grey DeLisle
God fucking dammit, I don't want to play this shitty ass game, but her voice is just too fucking good
>>175132146
It's her name.
Maybe anon is one of those weirdos who thinks using the character's real names is reddit tier somehow. I know I've seen people bitched out for calling Pharah Fareeha before.
>>175132146
not the name of the person who turned Reyes into Reaper though, that's for sure
>>175130454
Theres no such thing as counters only favourable matchups. This is Overwatch, not RockPaperScissors.
Just because you have a winston and they have a widowmaker, doesn't mean you automatically win the game. Just because you have a pharah and they don't have hitscan doesn't mean you automatically win the game.
Some hero matchups are highly favorable one way or the other. Bastion v Winston is highly favourable to bastion for example.
There is however room for skill in the matchup. If a shitty winston tries to tunnel vision their god widow, he will probably fail because he doesn't understand the matchup. There is also the 10 other players in the game that the widow and winston have to play around.
The idea of "counters" in overwatch is a silly concept.
>>175126176
>It's a 'beautiful body, ugly face' episode
>>175130684
Stop trying to win the game on your own, do your job as best you can, trust your team-mates and you will climb.
>>175132494
It's called butterface newfag-kun
>>175132409
>The idea of "counters" in overwatch is a silly concept.
except they exist
>>175128313
>if you play high skill ceiling heroes, you have autism!!
Add Sombra to the list
>it's another "i am going to bitch about our stupid quickplay comp even though i am actively contributing to the autism by refusing to switch off widow" episode
>>175132662
what exactly do you mean by counter?
>>175130454
>Hero that has about as much durability then a wet bundle of tissues
>No counter
>>175132818
a hero that will win 95% of engagements with another hero
alternatively, a hero that will completely shut down another hero with little effort
use your imagination
>>175131943
Mercy had nothing to do with Reaper.
Would it kill blizzard to add black outlines to crosshairs?
>want to get gud as the robit but realize everyone is better than the robit
>>175133009
>a hero that will win 95% of engagements with another hero
I'm sure there are plenty of matchups like this yes.
>alternatively, a hero that will completely shut down another hero with little effort
This is harder to pin down, I've never really thought "they are running [x hero], theres literally nothing I can do". Engagements should never really happen in isolation. For instance, a reinhardt can't do anything to a pharah but pharah doesn't shut down reinhardts in game because he has team-mates behind him, ideally anyway.
>>175133402
Would it kill Blizzard to add more fucking crosshair shapes and color options?
>Started today at 4089
>Defeat
>Defeat
>Defeat
>Defeat
>now at 3903
D.Va is not for flanking or diving, the creators don't want her to do that and post-nerf she just feeds when she tries, stop playing her like Winston
>>175133791
On the otherhand, she is great dive companion to winston. Her DM works like a budget zarya bubble protecting him from CC and dmg while he dives in.
Shitter d.vas player her for her infinite ammo and good mobility. Good d.vas player her for her defense matrix.
>>175103080
decayed because I got tired of playing daily
>>175133791
They tried to make a tank that could help from the back with Orisa but I feel D.Va could feel that role better if they adjusted her damage output to be stronger.
>>175103080
I play videogames to enjoy myself not compete, so I stay in Quickplay.
>>175130210
Maybe, still think ana76 is way better.
>>175133791
I'd like to call it 'post-nerf' syndrome. Back when she had the health buff, you could reliably face tank.
>>175134024
Zarya could fill that role better too if they adjusted her beam range to be longer.
D.va's playstyle is defined by her close range, she'd be broken as fuck if she could do relevant long range damage,
>>175134202
She's married, not gonna happen
Hot grannies
>>175127548
She can do a lot of damage but doesn't fulfill the role of dps because of how close she has to be to them to actually do the damage.
Theres only 3 ways to climb in this game.
Hard carry every single game to the point your team may as well not even exist. Practically impossible.
Luck.
Finally a full stack of good players.
Anyone claiming sr is a measure of skill is a failed abortion.
>>175134372
>never mentions father
>disappeared for 5 years because she had nothing to live for
>had falling out with Fareeha before her disappearance
>is a total flirt
I don't think she is married anon.
>>175134461
If it measured based soley on your performance for the match rather than that plus your team's performance plus whether or not you win or lost then it truly would be a measure of your skill. But it's not.
>>175134461
git gud faggit
>>175134461
It takes skill if you climbing through example number one. Being able to carry shows that you have skill.
>>175134390
go to bed jeff
>>175134461
it's a measure of YOUR performance
outside factors nonwithstanding
https://pvplive.net/c/overwatch-pro-ends-career-with-racist-rant
This is why nobody likes Widow players.
Where are people getting in-game footage of Officer D.va? Is she on the PTR or something?
>>175134461
>t. plat shitter
Do your damn job
Do it right
Stop trying to one man army
Stop trickling
Use your ult effectively
Select targets effectively
Keep track of team-mates ults
Keep track of enemy ults
None of this is luck or "hard-carrying"
git fukin gud scrub
>Built like Tychus
>Love me some bleu
>he has a bleu themed skin
>>175134532
>Pharah visits her father. She hasn't really had a chance to mention him yet.
>and the first thing she did when she regained herself was contact her family
>that has nothing to do with her lover
>not really, you'd just like her to be
>>175120228
this might be literally the first time I've found myself agreeing with a lesbian
>>175134765
Next week is when you can actually get the skin.
>>175134710
it's a measure of your performance, plus that compared to your team's performance, that compared to your contribution, and that compared to literally everyone who has ever played your hero
it's all completely negated if you lose regardless
>>175134825
>Fareeha having a father doesn't mean the parents are married
>She only addresses the letter to Fareeha
>devs imply she and Gerard had a deep relationship before he met Amelie
>you are a dirty homo who wants Jack to be with Reyes
>>175134723
>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER etc.
>rascist rant
How am I getting games where my teammates dont even know you're supposed to stand on point and the enemy team has mccree, widow and hanzo at the same time that are good enough to headshot everyone as they leave the starting point?
>>175103983
Since projectiles have travel time, you need to anticipate where someone will be after you fire, not as you fire. It's not that much different from leading, just you'll need to learn to fire sooner.
HOLY SHIT I LOST 200 SR OVER THE PAST 2 DAYS WITH NOTHING BUT SHITTY TEAMMATES AND STACKED OPPONENTS
JESUS CHRIST BLIZZARD MATCHMAKING