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>New Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins (new D.Va skin, same Oni Genji skin)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv2t9lwC7lk

>Official Uprising event website
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/uprising/

>When does the event end?
May 1st.

>Loot item checklist
https://js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/UPRISING_2017

>Latest Comic
http://www.madefire.com/motion-books/OVERWATCH-UPRISING/

>Event video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGrY9i8TSA

>Story video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wDV8x6w7s

>Developer update video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGpQtWoasMs

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20753818008

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics/etc.
http://pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Previous Thread:
>>175041242
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Fareeha!
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Here comes T.Racer!
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5 Cute facts about D.Va
-She's a girl!
-She's a pro gamer!
-She's going to be in heroes of the storm
-D.VA!!!
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>>175069592
> "TRACER'S DOWN, REVIVE HER!"
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>>175069589
>>175069592
Quality contributions. Off to a good start.
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>>175069696
delet this
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>don't care about wins or losses
>only do comp placement matches because don't care too much about getting golden weapons
>just dick around with friends in quickplay, arcade modes, and make fun of how terrible the ai is in "Play With AI"
>never have to go through the headaches and stress people who subject themselves to competitive

who /comfy/ here?
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>>175069416
Ah yes, Hanzo, because a sniper that can oneshot non-tanks without his ultimate also needs an AoE ability for some fucking reason.
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>it's a team decide to defend random side rooms instead of the objective episode
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Play HotS.
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>>175069847
Fuck you, give me the D.Va quest first.
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>>175069847

but i already did the quest

it's pretty fun to reck the bots with sgt. hammer
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>>175069885
You know you still need to do the inital genji quest right?
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>>175069764
>I'm actually retarded and need validation
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>/hotsg/ gets triggered every time blizz adds an ow hero
Wew lad
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>tfw winning with a meme comp
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>>175070120
how's those grey hairs looking anon
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>>175070068
Yeah, have that. Now i need to wait till may cause blizzard is too lazy to patch OW now and add her skin.
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>>175070181
*how are
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guys ive been playing overwatch recently having a lot of good games playing in around the same time period 7am - 3pm when all the kiddies are at school

heres the catch

the only way its been for me is by sticking with zen and making a really racist asian voice while doing my call outs and making a few jokes in between,

i was 2700 yesterday

and today ive had the worst possible teamates, no cooperation, no mics, always fighting with eachother.

i think some people have reported me and ive been placed in the naughty pool

game is rigged
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>>175069696
I'll keep you safe, Lena!
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I want D.Va to unleash some police bruatality on me and my little friend, if you catch my drift.
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Why is leaver penatly a thing for quick play? It's fucking quick play, it's drop in drop out
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>All the genjifags crying that people can get the hots skin again on the official forum
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Just asking, would you rather:

Shoot at the enemy Reinhardt for 20 seconds, kill it and then kill the Ana behind him

OR

Shoot at the Ana first, then shoot at Reinhardt and end the fight in 5 seconds ?

People always seems to take the wrong choice.
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>>175070604
too bad the overwatch player base is so low IQ that even if you make that call out they wont adjust
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>>175070580
Why is that even a problem? It's ridiculous to think that Blizzard wouldn't make it available again
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>>175070735
>B-but much exclusive skin
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>>175070774
Muh*
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>>175070383
I'm not quite sure I follow. Elaborate?
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>>175070580
Genjifags are going to cry anyway one month later for the Oni skin they somehow missed.
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>decide to go back to comp now that the Orisa craze must be over
>manage to win my first 2 matches, get a combined total of 90 SR
>get matched with retards
>lose 11 matches in a row
>lose about 120 SR
>finally win a match
>still get 38 SR

So the game is pretty much admitting that it's putting me with retards to make me lose and that I don't belong at my current rating.
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>>175070989
the oni and police d.va skins will be available in standard lootboxes eventually according to jeff
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>>175070580
How many games was it for the first challenge anyway? It was over 10, wasn't it? Sucks to be them.
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Prayers are answered
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>>175071141
where did he say that?
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>>175071249
>playing an fps on console
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>>175071192
It was 15.
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>>175071134

I've had leavers in almost every game for about three weeks now.
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Let's be honest, Amelie was getting black dick on the side with her relationship with Gerard. That's how she got captured by the way, one of the black guys she was getting deep dicked by was working for Talon. Amelie did this because Gerard worked too much or was busy eating Ana's muff.
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>>175071521
Anon, just so you understand, in that 11 games losing streak, we had a match where the enemy team had a leaver and we lost.

But I'm not trying to downplay what you're going through. I feel your pain.
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Who here /accidentally click right quadrant instead of back and duplicate the emote/voice line every time/ here?
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Who would you join Tracer and Winston's Funwatch or the edgy elderly?
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>>175071556
>muh cuck fetish
>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/
>>>/out/
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>>175071340
Dont have a pc, not really into video games but for some reason this game caught my eye not even my console either
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>>175070383
I'd like to suck a fart from Fareehas ass if you know what I mean
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>>175071556
Can you blame him?
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>Queue for game
>Skirmish for like 2 minutes
>Join a game, waiting for players...
>Kicked to menu
>Join game, waiting for players... (all different to last time)
>Kicked to menu
>Skirmish for another 2 minutes with all new people
>Finally join an actual game with none of the people I just met

Is this shit happening to anyone else because it's frustrating as fuck. Takes me like 5-6 minutes to solo queue into a game.
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>>175071556
Is this sort of post reportable?
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>>175072027
Holy shit, the Eternal Sniper...

>gibraltar
>on attack
>guy named "Pooper" insta-picks Widow
>refuses to switch
>"lol u guys never broke 2400"
>point out I have never won on attack with a widow
>"just watch me"
>we lose without even getting the payload to the first point
>tell him he's failed to prove me wrong
>defense
>he picks reinhardt and charges off cliffs til we lose
>"u dont deserve to win ur shitty"

Kill me.
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>>175072298
Shitposting is always reportable.
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>>175072027

i'm the nice guy, or i try to be
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>>175072305
>you never broke 2400
>thinking reaching anything under 3500 is worthy of praise
You're only KIND OF starting toplay the game properly at masters, and in GM matches start to get cnsistant (until the inevitable matchmaking fucku taht either leads to FREELO stomps or being matched against a top 500 six stack)
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>>175069495
Ok. I'm decent at online FPS, but I am completely retarded with Mobas. How do I figure out Overwatch without getting overwhelmed by the number of classes and strategies that need figuring out and adaptation on the fly during a match? Should I focus on playing a character that I'm somewhat useful at (getting kills/objective) or keep switching regularly and hope to get better at everything but slower? I'm shit at every character, less shitty with D.Va, Widowmaker, Ana and Hanzo, but there's no Offense hero I can manage to play decently so far.
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>>175072481
>he thinks 3500 is good

Look at that shitter.
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>>175071724
Funwatch so I can see side characters I like slowly join Overwatch.
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How many cucks of the storm games do I need to get the D.Va skin?
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Step out of the car, now!
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The amount of loot you get in hots is insane. Almost suffering loot box opening fatigue.
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>play this game
>be really shit at aiming and team fighting
>blame my team mates all game
>pick the guy doing slightly better than me and make sure my team knows the reason we are losing is him
>he doesnt say anything
>he swaps heroes and we start winning for a bit
>go back to losing shortly after
>get really triggered at my inability to play the game at a competent level
>post a fluff piece about myself on /owg/ instead of dealing with it
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>>175071875
Isn't she 15?
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>>175072660
I'm not sure what you seem to be implying.
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>>175072590
>he thinks overwatch is an ASSFAGGOT

It's more like TF2 than anything else. With 23 classes instead of 9.
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>>175072629
And into bed? Okay.
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>>175072590
Also is there a point in using vocals in a Quick match setting? It seems nobody talks at low ranks.

>>175072730
I'm also shit at TF2, but that does help me getting in the proper mindset. D'you have advices for a whack ass noob?
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>gets caught out of position at literally 1hp
>flies to nearest dead teammate and presses q
>gets away scot-free with at least 1 fully healed meatshield while she can regen health because invincibility lol

Who did this.
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>>175072730
Dumb post of the century.
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>>175072604
Did I say I think 3500 is good? I said that's when you're STARTING to play the real game. Anything below master is just roflstomps. If you're not at least 4300 you can't say you're good at the game.
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>the developers of Overwatch are ass guys

While I do like a nice ass, when will we get a female character with delicious knockers?
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>>175072821
>he thinks 4300 is good
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I didnt play any OW today because of HotS.
Its loot system is crazy good.
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>Have to engage in assfaggotry for overwatch skins
What did I do to deserve this?
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>>175072885
Top 500 is pretty good, yeah.
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I just did 2 games of HotS. I've never played a MOBA before. It feels both extremely overwhelming (even just the UI) and boring at the same time. I think I hate it. I'll probably stop playing after I get the D.Va skin.

I actually did not expect to be this overwhelmed by it. I thought it could be a fun experience.
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>>175072957
if you REALLY don't want to do it you don't have to. jeff said the skins should be coming to stantard lootboxes
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>>175072451
>>175072629
Please arrest me.
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>>175072969
The problem is some heroes in HoTS are easy mode and fun while others just make you die alot and suck.
You can try them all out though.
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>>175072969
assfaggots are for children with adhd.
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>suck dick at hitscan
>play nothing but widow for like 2 weeks
>decide to practice cowboy next
>my flicks and tracking are on point now
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>>175072962
>he thinks top 500 is good

If you're not making money off a competitive career, you're shit tier like everyone else.
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>>175073073
I'm hesitant to try other heroes out, there's so many and I still don't understand fundamental parts of the game. The learning curve seems so steep. I just played Lucio because I figured he'd be easy for me to learn. Which he was. I basically just stood next to people healing while they slowly won the game.

So it's this weird combination of being extremely easy to the point of boredom and being so vast that I feel like I have no idea what's going on.
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Wew
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>>175073219
>thinks being esports player is good
If you're not making money off selling dumb children some "lootboxes", you're "piss ate shit"-tier like everyone else
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>>175073041
Yeah, but no timeframe was given
They haven't even given Sombra her sit and laugh emotes
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>>175073434
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>>175073219
>he thinks I'm not in an E-sports team
Anon...
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>>175073303
Just pick assassins they get powerful fast and set up lots of kills which make your team happy.
Then the game becomes like 2d Overwatch.
Tanks are also good.
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>>175073073
I picked diablo and slammed people around for five games. As long as you won't need to actually win those games, it seem like little price to pay to get the D.Va skin asap. Will probably get the spray and 10 boxes as well.
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>>175073434
This is hilarious. Does tumblr really hate everything?
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>>175073486
>thinks being alive is gud

You're trash tier until you become a skeleton.
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>>175073434
I
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>>175073541
>he plays video games for a living

Have fun thinking about what you left behind on your death bed.
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>>175069764
reporting in! i stopped doing placement matches after season 2. you don't even get anything from them except a dumb icon. i play exclusively easy bots and any co-op vs AI events in arcade on the lowest difficulty. haven't even played a pvp game in months. feels great to be able t eat dinner with one hand and the other hand playing the game and winning.
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>>175073434
Is it an American thing to fervently hate the police? I don't get it.
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>>175073592
Diablos a good choice. The challenge is easy as pie. Just do easy mode ai fights.
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>>175073628
They're basically 4chan's evil twin, but don't realize it
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>>175073690
It's nigger thing. Black niggers, white niggers, yellow niggers, all of them
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>>175073684
I'm 20, I am still in school and making more money than (You).

I'll tell them about my pretty rad childhood, probably.
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>>175070695
widow main, if ana is behind reinhardt i'm shooting reinhardt from a safe comfy distance.
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>>175073434
youtube.com/watch?v=tOlnmiayzGY
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>>175073434
Wait, what? Are they shitting on her because she's "cop" now? Do they realize she's in army anyway?
I guess i should be happy i'm from country where police is somewhat respected and that i can enjoy sexy girls in uniforms.
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>>175073434
>Antifa moving on from flipping garbage cans to complaining about overwatch skins
Can't tell if this is an improvement.
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>>175073907
It's because she's shooting people in a police uniform "reenacting police brutality"
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>>175073434
lmao these reactions. I mean I understand thinking the skin's not that good, honestly her mech looks shit in it, but these reactions are just retard tier unrelated to that
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>>175073689
Is this retard just shitposting or...?
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>>175073645
funniest shit ive read on here in a long fuckin time

didn't think it would be one of you overwatch cucks to do it

+1
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>>175073864
>being a fat virgin loser who plays video games for a living
>you will never have a wife and children
>you will never have real friends
>once WWIII breaks out and both the web and the global community go down, you'll be left without a job and no useful skills except your ability to suck cocks
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>>175074036
Shes shooting gook cheaters. Speaking of gooks they are the most retarded fuckers in online gaming if you join up with them in a team. Constantly spamming shit talking in chat.
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>>175073434
Brilliant!
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>>175073645
Okay, you win. My sides have officially left the building.
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Winston is for ________ !
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>It's an "overwatch female drawn as heroincore model" fanart episode
I hate these artists
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>>175074276
apes have penises that are <1 inch long
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>>175074276
dive comps
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>>175074126
>moderately in shape, have GF (3 years now) whom I met in E-sports.
>not looking to get married anytime soon
>not even thinking about children yet
>have tons of friends, mostly from school and in my team as well.
>I will probably be better off if an apocalypse happens tahn some random shitposter on 4chan.

Keep trying though, it's cute.
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>>175074276
sexual!
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>>175074413
>lying
>on an anonymous board
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>>175073219
>he thinks anyone who plays overwatch at any level is good

anon... everyone know that top 500 in overwatch is like gold in starcraft 2
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>>175074421
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where the hell does the meme come from that winston counters tracer? been hearing it all day in plat. Are people unable to think or are they shit tracers?
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>>175073434
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>>175074442
I don't even care if you believe me, I don't gain anything from lying.
I'm just pointing out your assumptions about me are wrong.
If you think I'm lying that must mean you're jealous.
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>>175074552
Hes better now with his bubble always being up.
I think they also reduced his critbox
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>>175074551
Never. Face the facts and accept the truth.
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>>175074584
>>175074501
>>175074442
>not being a skeleton
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>>175074108
You tell me. :)
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I've not played since just after Sombra was introduced. Have I missed out on much?
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>>175074748
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>>175074805
You're missing out on Uprising.
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>>175074805
fun event right now and orisa is cute. also play hots for new d.va skin
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>>175074748
and I thought I was autistic for having 120+ hours on mercy
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>>175074729
she has a mohawk
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Does Sombra have a side- or undercut?
It's really hard to tell.
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>>175075135
The left side of her hair is shaved/buzzed
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>>175075078
>>175075135
mohawk
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So just to be sure, what applies for the HotS event?

Do I need to be friends with them on the battle net service or can we just be partied?
Where can I find randoms to friend with?
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>>175075078
>>175075135
>>175075192
>>175075203
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>>175075365
yonda~
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>>175075426
Undercuts are just sideways mullets anyway.
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>>175075426
It's "Que Onda?" not "Yonda".
She says it as "Kyonda"
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>>175069764
Ranked is full of angry autists. I had fun duo-queuing with a friend and once he stopped playing it was all solo queue. Boy, people sure get worked up over a colorful children's shooter.
I just reach Master rank each season, and then stop playing comp due to the autism.

Sometimes I don't even join team chat because once shit hits the fan, the call-outs cease, and people would rather blame the DPS/healer/tank/autists on their team. And even though this game is pretty shallow in depth, having team mates talking shit to one-another isn't going to help the other team members play any better.
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>>175073690
American media likes to make a victim of criminals when they get shot after pulling a gun on cops.
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>>175075551
>que onda
>onda
>VITAL
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>>175075787
I assume this is some kind of spic meme.
In case it is, keep it in your local favela.
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what was blizzard thinking about when they made hots
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>>175075865
>We want the League of Legends audience
The only ASSFAGGOTS that's more dumbed-down is Awesomenauts.
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>>175075865
Money
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>>175074712
she's just a big hugger, that's all lots of girls are like that
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>>175075865
>how the fuck we lost dota trademark to that fat shitter?
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>>175075865
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>>175075040
I've seen worse
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>>175075865
They missed the top of popularity of MOBAs so when they put their own version out all the major players have already settled and they made it as casual as they possibly could

Besides they know their fanbase so they knew they'll eat it up
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>>175075865
>CASUL gaymers = $$$
>made the game too casul for casuals
the 3 people that are still playing HOTS already bought skins and Blizzard never gives refunds
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>>175076142
>quick play for 1k hours
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>>175074276
killing Mercy
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>>175076142
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>>175076183
I'm still really surprised they missed the assfaggots train. I guess the WoW money was too good back then so they focused on that.
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>>175075865
Take a popular genre that's only played by a select few, make it as accessible as possible.
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>mfw all these niggers crying over the Genji skin being available again
I play Genji and I personally think it's the ugliest skin second to Young Genji.

Sparrow/Carbon or bust.
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>>175076605
Nihon is the only good looking Genji skin.
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>>175076687
Oh right, forgot about that, since I don't have it. Its definitely the best.
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>>175076754
I love it because it's the rarest Genji skin and the only one to have red sword slashes.
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Projected Barrier is one of the most broken skills in the game, and always has been.
>Let's make it so that Zarya can apply her shield, which purges any debuff, to a team mate. She gets energy for this, can use it from 30 meters away, and it's on a lower CD than her own Particle Barrier.
>What's the catch?
>...huh?
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>>175076973
t. Roadhog main
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>>175076483
LoL started getting really big in 2010. DotA 2 followed like 2-3 years later.

Meanwhile, Blizzard was busy with WoW. Back then, WoW was at its peak. It peaked at 12 million subs in WotLK, and had gone down a bit during the content drought, but they were releasing Cata in 2010 and they expected it to not only bring back the lost subs, but to hit 15 million.

Cata was a flop.

Then, they hoped MoP would fix it.

MoP was a flop.

Then, they hoped WoD would fix it.

WoD was an ultra-flop.

Now, they've been moving away from WoW, which is funny because Legion actually brought a lot of people back and maintained subs. They haven't gone back to WotLK numbers, but they're much higher than they used to be. But now their focus is Hearthstone, Overwatch and to a lesser degree, HotS. Starcraft 2 and Diablo 3 are pretty much forgotten. WoW still gets attention, but I'm willing to bet Legion will be the final expansion and that they're planning WoW 2.
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>>175076914
>red sword lashes
The one time Blizzard didnt fuck up a skin and I didnt get to grab it.
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>>175074584
>I don't gain anything from lying.
Not true, it backs up all your previous statements
why is it that all the LEL TOP 500 MORE LIKE WOOD AMIRIT never have any proof?
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>>175077182
the summer event is coming back so you can get it again
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>>175071724
Edgy elderly. Winston is autistic and tracer is annoying
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>>175077015
I play support and DPS - but that was a nice attempt to refute my argument.
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>>175077249
hopefully unless Blizzard are lying sacks of shit
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>>175076914
>>175077182
> tfw Oni edgy skin has green slashes
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>>175077043
they already moved the interns onto overwatch, look at the quality of the new skins and animations
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does mercy's ass get sweaty and stinky running around under hot sun all day?
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>There are people here who would seriously fuck Orisa

Ha ha, like how weird is that? I bet you guys have images saved to your PC just ready to share.
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>>175077043
Wow really killed blizzards ability to make him WoW shit even in the early days. Blizzard used to release a game a year during the 90s and after WoW came out in 2004 it wasn't till 2010 that they release something that wasn't Wow expack. They put everything on the shelf to pump it up.
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If Sombra knows who Ana and 76 are beneath there secret identities, how come she hasnt said anything to insult them yet?
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>>175077314
>Blackwatch Genji
>not even trying to hide how edgy it is
>red blade red eyes
>same ult voice line
>still green dragon
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So ok, I did the 5 games bullshit, now how do I redeem the skin in OW?
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>>175077572
I have an image of Orisa shagging your mum.
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>>175077594
The body suit looks great but the jacket and lack of nails is disappointing.
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The police D.va reward starts next week right?
Oni is for this week?
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>>175077541
No.
Don't talk about Mercy.
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I just got done playing HOTS for that Genji skin, and holy shit the game sucks. That was easily the most boring hour of my entire life.
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>>175077653
you forgot
>bolt hinge knees
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>>175077785
Yes but you must do the week 1 quest before you can do the week 2 quest. So you can either play 5 games now and 5 games next week or 10 games next week.
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your camera sensitivity and why?
console fags need not reply
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>>175077593
They actually had two projects which aborted in that time: Starcraft: Ghost and whatever Project Titan was going to be.

You have to understand that until WoW, the creative teams at Blizzard was Bill Roper and his guys, and Blizzard North. During the development of WoW, Roper and his buddies had a disagreement over money with the execs at Blizzard and left the company. A few years later, Blizzard North was closed down.

So, no wonder Blizzard was pretty much dead for so long. Hell, if you've ever wondered why Diablo 3 sucks so bad, there you go. None of the people who worked on the first two games worked on the third one. It's not like in some cases where a few people leave but some stay and you have a game with new people working on it but they have the leadership of some who are left from the previous games. It was a complete cut. It was more like an expensive Diablo fan game than an actual Diablo game.
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>>175078036
wtf is camera sensitivity?
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>>175077905
>1 hour
Lucky you, I kept getting into groups full of retards that didn't lock in, I got once in a match with high level people against real players and last match against AI was long as hell because the host forgot to put them on easy. Fuck it
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>>175078036
i use the default and it seems fine to me
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>>175078091
I stayed with the same group of randoms the whole time and we did easy ai for the whole thing
It was basically just push mid for 5 games straight
also Zarya > Tracer(as far as hots goes)
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I can now delete you from my memory.

I told you to cease.

I am programmed to avoid violence. However, I have made an exception.
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Just to be clear, since this is "week 1" of the Nexus challenge, would the opportunity to play 10 games for the dva skin end on, like, the 22nd or 23rd of may?
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Check in here if you're going to miss this event. Uprising > Franken-Junk
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Friendly reminder that you can't cheese your way with botmatches for the Dva skin and have to play with actual people.
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What is the quickest way to gain XP?

i'm lvl 91 and trying to prestige for the next 1-20 lvl crates before the event ends.
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>>175078991
Can't you just play against AI with a friend like Genji?
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>>175079147
The event.
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>>175078991
Well, you just have to play them, what if you make a full team of people and stay afk in the base so the enemy can destroy you in no time? Would it work?
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>>175079175
Nope.
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PS4 player here. What are some good control settings? I can't seem to find any that work to well for me.
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>>175079332
Keyboard and mouse
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>>175079332
Play on PC
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>>175079286
But you don't need to win anyway.
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>>175074584
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>>175079387
>>175079404
Trust me I would if I could.
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>>175079147
They changed it a long time ago, level 101 is the same experience to level as 92.
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>>175079286
fuck
it's bad enough that I have to play that shit game at all
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HOTS is kinda fun once you understand what's going on
It's just so non-intuitive
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>>175079508
You could, instead of getting a PS4 you could have gotten a PC
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>mei blocks ult
>mei blocks you out in front of enemies when you're near cover
>mei blocks you from getting into the objective
>still no hero to forcibly push your faggot retard team mates out of chokepoints because that'd be seen as abusive and unfair
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>>175079467
True.
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>>175079562
>moba is kinda fun

Fuck off, it's shit and you know it.
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>>175079508
a toaster can run this game
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>>175079575
Geoff hates bully characters.
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>>175079568
>what are gifts?
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>>175079332
Xim4
Everyone uses it
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>>175079568
My old PC broke and right when I was about to buy a new one someone got my a PS4 as a present. I felt bad about the idea of buying a PC and never playing the PS4 so I guilt trip myself into stick with it. Also none of my friends own a PC and I want to play with them.
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>>175079332
100/100 sens. All top 500s use it
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>>175079861
trade in the ps4 for pc money
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>tfw look like an isis fighter IRL
>im actually a mercy main
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>>175079841
>>175079861
>not selling the PS4 and gettting a PC
in the end you played yourself
>>
whats a fun hero for the all heroes normal mode? junkrat is actually pretty fun when you get direct hits
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>>175079858
I'm top 500 and whoever uses a xim is known by everyone to be a major asshole
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>>175080056
Pharah
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>>175080030
>>175080006
All of my friends are anti-Pc fags and I want to play with them. I still realize I'm playing myself, but I wish they would realize how crap console is.
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>>175080030
>he thinks you can get a computer that runs good with 300 bucks
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Can't you get mouse for PS4 anyway through some shit? I see PS4 players who don't have it bitch about it all the time.
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>do my placements for the first time ever
>lose two matches
>get 2117
Is this good?
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>>175080204
You have to buy a $100+ adaptor to use mouse and keyboard.
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>>175079332
It varies by character.
Did you just mean sensitivity, or stuff like button mapping?
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>>175080204
You need a 115$ adapter and even then you're better off with a controller desu
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>>175078989
>seperated
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>>175080023
post feet
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>>175080215
It's where everyone gets place for there first ever placements. Be warned though that your first few games you will gain and lose more points than normal. You get like 100 points if you win, but will lose 100 if you lose.
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>>175080192
>runs good
nice grammar pal
a $300 pc is better than a ps4 or xbone
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>>175079332
Well, you should be able to do well anyways, the PS4 players are mostly bad from experience. Xbox seems to put up even more of a fight.
>>175080204
There are some games on both PS4 and Xbox that support M+KB, but Overwatch doesn't without the XIM4, and that's $100+.
>>175080402
Not always, depends if you fall for the i3 jew.
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>less than half cosmetics unlocked for every single hero
>4 dupes per crate 3 crates in a row, 3 dupes on the other 5

They really did fuck the drop rate after the Christmas update, what fucking kikes. Crates should be limited to 3 dupes max, or increase the amount of money from dupes.
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>>175080296
Mainly sensitivity. Every sensitivity I use feels awkward.
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>>175079332
Lucio:
Jump on L2
Boop on R1
Amp on L3
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>>175080402
>b-better insult the grammar!
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>>175080489
I have almost all of the skins, just from level up boxes
I'm only level 14
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>>175080304
>>175080262
Why do newer gen consoles need a $100+ adapter when the last gen you could just plug a USB keyboard and mouse in and it'd work easily?
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>>175079332
>>175080463 here, try a Horizontal sensitivity of 45, and a Vertical of 25.
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>>175080571
>b-better ignore the facts
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>>175080653
It's only a Overwatch thing. I'm pretty sure in games like CoD and destiny you can just plug a mouse and keyboard in. But OW made it so you can't. So the only way to get around it is by buying an adaptor.
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>>175080584
Post a screencap.
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>>175080653
>>175080463
>There are some games on both PS4 and Xbox that support M+KB, but Overwatch doesn't without the XIM4, and that's $100+.
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>>175078989
Is this real? Holy shit I hope this is real
>>
I really don't want to play HOTS
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>>175080705
I'd rather play on console then have my game look bad
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>>175080754
is there a way to show all my skins without sending tons of pictures?
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>>175080653
>>175080753

Who nose?
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>>175080857
>play on console
>game looks good
Pick one and only one
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>>175080820
JOIN US IN BATTLE, PUSSY OVERWATCH PLAYER
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WHAT DOES MERCYS SWEATY FEET SMEL LIKE
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>>175081001
It looks better than Low.
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>>175081097
Saliva.
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>>175080798
Are you serious?
No. It's not real. Of course it's not real.
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>>175081109
[citation needed]
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CTF and 3v3 makes it much more apparent just how retarded the player base is.
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>>175081280
t. butt blasted nigger
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>>175081502
>dey see me trollin', dey hatin'
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>tfw playing rein with a controller and all the buttons mapped like a driving game
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>>175081487
>playing 3v3 with friends
>just goofing around going all snipers and stuff like that
>other team goes Hog, Soldier, Ana every round
>they destroy us
>two of the guys message us after saying we're garbage
I hate try hard three stack groups in 3v3
>>
I just lost 7 times in a row and will now quit OW.

But let me rant first.

Every match was decided in the pick phase. Some guy with 5 stars going Pharah having only played her for 2 hours. orissas against tripple DPS. reinhards who usually main widow. Torbs. Symmetra on Volskaya attack who then switched to Genji (5 minutes played) on deff.

Nobody ever plays support.

Hanzo instalocks

Russians and Shitskins who cant speak English.

I gain 19-25~SR for each win at 3600+

I lose 24-32 SR for each lose.

Picking mercy immediately ends in harassment

People immediately throw if they cant capture a point within the first 2 minutes.

basically, if you want to enjoy this game, never play support, queue with 3 people, never play solo, always play pure DPS.

Also, if you have decent Aim with soldier you WILL carry into GM without having to use your brain for anything but aiming. He is literally the most OP hero in the game, especially if you consider how piss easy he is.
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>>175069495
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So is the first OW skin quest in HotS patched in yet on EU?
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>>175075426
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>>175073684
successful esport players, i.e. players that actually win tournaments are on par with successful streamers
they have a much better income than you'll ever have no matter how hard you work just for playing video game

what they'll leave behind is a life of luxury
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>>175081905
>we're bad so other people who are better are try-hard

Go back to making conga-lines in tf2, autist.
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>>175081961
See you next week bud.
Also, are you really complaining about the only dps that's left able to deal decent damage?
If soldier is nerfed and the damage of the other dps remains as it is, this game will be the worst "fps" that this earth has seen so far.
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>>175082064
Gengu, yes. D.Va next week.
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>>175081452
https://youtu.be/viTW-h0cmII
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>>175075040
seeing an even bigger autist doesn't make you any less of an autist
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>>175082064
Yes
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>>175081994
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>>175082224
>all the other dps characters are worse than soldier so soldier isn't OP
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>>175081905
>be bad, get called out on it
>t-try hards!!
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>>175082259
>ps4 looks better than a pc on low
>asked for proof
>sends a video proving pc on max settings looks better and runs better
really made me think anon
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>>175081961
For the bad comp problem I recommend playing between 10:00pm-4am. This is usually when all the little kids are offline. Because it's usually them who insta lock Genji and Hanzo who never switch off.

And soldier is fine where he is. If it wasn't for him tanks would rule this game even more than they do now.
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>>175079286
how long would it take?
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>>175082458
It looks exactly the fucking same except for shadows, a small detail. It looks almost as good as MAX SETTINGS
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>>175082409
>all dps except s:76/tracer underperforming terribly
>tanks already too strong
>let's nerf soldier guis he op XD

Also if he gets his damage lowered who will be keeping pharah in check? You will by crying for her nerfs next declaring that you are quitting the game.
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jeff uses a razer blackwidow if you were wondering
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>>175082765
Good for him, too bad blackwidow sucks.
Deathadder is p.nice though.
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>>175082657
LOL
You obviously didn't pay attention to the video then
>barely any reflection
>models are jaggy as fuck from a distance
>shit shadows
>shit tier aa
>ps4 wall textures look worse than xbone
If you're going to troll me, at least try.
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>>175082765
>no one can here
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How many comp matches should i play a day to climb steadily?
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>>175082657
also, youtube is shit for showing graphics
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Man once again this shitty event I got 0, I repeat 0 sking I wanted. I paid 40 dollars for this stupid piece of shit game, I grinded hours and yet I can't even get half of the content. Man I really really hope Jew Kaplan dies of brain cancer
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>Mercy mains on the official forum constantly seeking for validation, thinking their opinions hold any value
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>>175082990
I personally play until I lose. The moment I lose I stop play because I'm usually tilted after that match. And when I'm tilted I play worse. After doing this I found myself gaining more sr.
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>>175082765
>was too loud for my wife's son
wew
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>>175082927
Textures are exactly the same. Ps4 looks equal to medium (or a little higher) on PC. The point was that ps4 looks better then low, which it does.
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This game is going to give me a mental breakdown soon
> quickplay is a complete joke basically unplayable
> everybody uses it to be a complete fuckwit
> they bring this fuckwit mentality into competitive
> every game ever is a clusterfuck because people cannot play properly
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>>175083262
if you think all three of those textures are equal, you might need glasses
>Ps4 looks equal to medium (or a little higher) on PC
[citation needed]
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>>175083093
I dislike this skin, her pants are too high, this was a real opportunity for Widow to be wearing low-rise pants with butt cleavage.
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>>175083093
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>>175082765
>Jeff fell for the mechanical keyboard meme
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>>175083376
What's the difference?
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>>175083654
gee anon, i dunno
maybe the way it looks?
I'm starting to think that I'm being baited
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>>175083654
How Can Textures Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real?
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After playing Hots I understood that OW players are just afraid of each other, no matter which game.
They always try to run away from teammates as far as possible
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>>175083541
>>
Shiit try comp, no tanks widow afk on defense loos in 5 min bout attack and def.
Playd ana only healer.
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>>175084282
are you new or stupid?
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>HotS Nexux challenge featuring D.va and Genji

How bad is Gency faggots taking this?
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>>175074276
Tracer!
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>>175072481
>only 1% of the playerbase is REALLY playing the game
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>>175074276
shitting over genji- and snipershitters
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>>175081961
If you lose more SR than you gain it's because you're playing your role poorly when compared to others based on statistics. It has little to do with your team, unless you the team you're on always has the SR advantage.
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Oni skin getto.

But good god I am bad at this MOBA stuff
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So do you have to complete this week's nexus challenge in order to unlock popo Dva next week?
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>>175084280
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>>175084458
I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case actually. Widowmaker mains plague every fucking rank and they only barely get effective at Mastser's or higher.
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>>175084570
I'm not even going to do it, CBA at all
Oni Genji looks cool and it's kind of a shame. Couldn't care less about polis :D d.va though
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>>175081502
>he doesn't understand how large, incredibly-visible corporations operate
>he doesn't know what PR is
>I must be black

:^)
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>>175084598
Yes. But the quests don't expire until the end of the challenge so you could wait until the last day and play all 20 games then
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>>175084598
yes, but you can complete week 1 stuff next week if you can't play
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Name a game with worse map design.
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>>175084817
your favorite game
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>>175084817
Red Orchestra 2
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>>175084470
you cant perform better than other supports if you have a shit team. Supports literally rely on a good team
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STOP SHITTING UP HOTS YOU FUCKING OVERTARDS. IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY AT LEAST TRY TO UNDERSTAND MOST BASIC SHIT FIRST
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Having someone in your party doing their placement matches allows players to queue up even if their SR has a >1000 difference, right?
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>>175084936
HOTS is ass
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>>175084458
99% of the playerbase picks a DPS and is perfectly content running in one at a time and dying trying to 1v6 the enemy team for no fucking reason.

It's basically the equivalent of 'playing' chess by grabbing pieces at random and shoving them up your ass.
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>>175084920
Then play a carry hero if you think you don't belong in your rank. If you can't play a carry hero, learn how to play your support role in a non-traditional way. You may have to do more solo/duo resurrections if your team isn't coordinated enough to die together on point for example.
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>>175084920
EVERY SUPPORT PLAYER AROUND THE SAME SR GETS ON AVG THE EXACT SAME SHIT QUALITY OF DPS U FUCKING ANIMAL
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>2499
>join game
>great comp, we will win easily
>disconnected
>rejoin
>disconnected
>rejoin again
>overwatch logs me out completely
>2420
>wait 10 minutes and join again
>Numbani Attack
>We never touch the point
>Winston isn't going after Widow or Genji
>Sombra is doing nothing
>Mercy is literally waving to the enemy team and screaming with an accent over the microphone about how he has to wave to the enemy
>2374
>Kings Row Attack
>Get the payload to the very last inch
>SWITCHING SIDES
>Sombra says shes going to throw because we should have gotten that
>Symmetra wont switch off from First Point
>Mercy never Rezzed once
>5 golds, including Healing as Roadhog even though we had 2 healers
>2366

I'm never getting out of Gold am I?
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>>175084920
Also, this: >>175085127
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>>175084694
I want that Officer D.Va so bad, she looks amazing in uniform. Those tight suit pants good god.

And honestly, I figure I should try a MOBA at some point anyway. Took me all five matches to get the controls down but now I get them, it's kinda fun. That and D.Va playable in it means I might even stick with it after the event. Definitely doing next weeks stuff regardless.
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>>175084936
Don't just stand there then, give me a quick run down of what I need to know
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>grill on team using a Nyanners voice
>I instalock Mercy to see what happens
>as expected she starts begging for me to change
>ignore her entirely
>picks Lucio as a third healer
>keeps complaining about me and making whimpering noises
>Rein starts white-knighting and tells me to change
>respond 'no' to him to emphasise I'm ignoring her
>she starts ranting about being twice my level (silver border)
>check her profile
>has never even been in platinum
>ignore her
>she just stands still with heal song on in a shit place
>keeps complimenting everything the Rein does
>keeps making comments about me
>intentionally let her die a few times
>let her take Mercy in the second round
>she thinks I wanted Mercy and keeps being smug
>tell her she's the primary DPS
>she takes it seriously
>keep telling her to use the gun
>she gets flustered and forgets to use the cute voice
>starts fucking up rezzes
>team berates her
>pretends to cry on the mic
>Rein starts tilting as he tries to save m'lady from the bullies
>lose
>blame it on Mercy's lack of DPS
>she literally shrieks down the mic and bangs the desk or something

Worth losing desu.
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>>175084936
wait until next week when we can't play vs ai for our rewards :^)
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>>175082765
Razer's the normie brand for gaming peripherals isn't it?
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>>175085336
A more engaging fiction than James Cameron's "Avatar".
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>>175085453
kek
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>>175083262
Why would you care about textures in a fast paced fps game? Overwatch already looks good even on low, if you truly want it to look good then PC wins by default simply because of rendering scale.
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>>175084936
you should be glad for all of us to be breathing life into your moba
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>>175081961
Just play on the North American servers.

American here, moved to England for half a year and I can't wait to move back. The people who play on EU servers are just bad human beings. I can speak enough French and a lot of German if I need to communicate, so I can get around some of the more common language barriers, but that can't make my teammates turn into good people.
They flame, they throw, they troll, and they make just mind-bogglingly-horrible decisions. They won't group up and play as a team. They push forward on defense and blow perfect holds. Basically every gameplay, hero matchup, or strategy suggestion that they make is wrong.
And when things inevitably go wrong, they throw. You can always count on them to throw. At best, they'll just ignore the rest of the team and try to 1v6 the enemy team. But at least when they do that they're still throwing themselves in the general direction of the objective.

It just isn't the same on NA servers. Not as far as the sheer quantity of it goes. There are a handfull of cunts on NA, sure, but they're nowhere close to the same proportion of the overall population.
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>>175079720
Not if you want to enjoy it.
T. Toaster player who runs it at a smooth 15-20 fps
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>hanzo barrel still one shots

blizzard is the dumbest fucking developer ive ever given money to
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>>175085591
I was just telling him they're the same. Idk either way desu
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>>175085932
they aren't the same though
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>>175085842
>American here
>I can speak enough French and a lot of German
Something doesn't add up...
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>>175085262
Is this an actual thing? please say it is.
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>>175086049
try reading the OP you mong
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>>175084949
Can somebody please answer this?

It's imperative
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>>175086032
I was in IB. They teach us differently.
The French I know is what I remember from those years, and I'm studying German in college. You can tell I'm American because calling it "university" still sounds faggy to me.
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>>175086049
Read the thread. But yes.
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How would you feel about one of the four-legged tank-like Omnics as a new Offense character? Scaled down a little, of course.
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>>175084694
zarya is pretty fun in HOTS actually, plays exactly how she does in ow. genji feels a bit more clunky since his mobility is a cooldown and his dash resets ONLY when you kill with a dash.
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>>175086303
Too similar to Bastion
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>>175086303
orisa should've been this
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>>175086489
Orisa does have
>4 legs
>tank-like
>best for offense
>she's also retarded like these tachicoma bots
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>>175073906
Long arm is my husbando
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>>175086484
>Bastion only uses a cannon in ultimate mode
>this thing's normal weapon is a cannon

And that's the only similarity which can be done in a different way so they're not copies of each other.
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These 3 just made it out of car bomb explosion set off by terrorists say something nice about them.
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>>175084379
>How bad is Gency faggots taking this?
They're doing what they always do. Ignoring anything that could be seen as a threat to their ship.

In all honesty, everyone is seeing it for what it really is. A desperate attempt by Blizzard to force people into playing HotS.
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> I'm gonna search you anon.Pull your pants down and bend over
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>>175086896
Here little piggy...
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>cop D.Va fanart
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>>175086896
I wonder if the headlights of the mech light up with the disco taunt animation.
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>>175087070
why is rapehog so hot
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>>175085846
>seeing all these posts comparing PS4 to "Low" settings PC
>when all the computers used for these comparisons have a decent graphic card

Atleast PS4 players will never have to suffer through true toaster Overwatch.
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>>175087197
>tfw use to play on a shitty little three year old laptop that could barely manage 18 fps on lowest setting when nothing was happening
>tfw there are people who bitch about dropping to more than 60 fps
>tfw i have become that person since building a proper pc
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>>175087197
Its really fuckin weird; every pro player has 2x1080Ti's, 6970K i7 overclocked on water cooling, and they set graphics to low. They say its to prevent even a single nanosecond of frames below 244mhz.

And because pro players do it, everyone else does it. The pro's on twitch still crank all the settings to the highest while streaming and never dip below 300fps.
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>>175087404

Needs to be 144 hz for me.

60 FPS feels like a slideshow.
>>
I can't tell if there's a difference between 60fps and anything about it, why do people throw shitfits if a game isn't playing at 144fps?
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>>175087687

Because you have a 60 Hz monitor.
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I want to fuck the police
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>>175087616
it's like having "gaming" peripherals or that stupid """"gaming"""" chair, people like to needlessly min/max their shit
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>>175087816
Where the hell are you niggers taking those high res pics from?
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>>175087856
gaming chairs look so comfy though. Idc about whatever "performance" benefits they give, but they're exactly what I want in a desk chair in the first place.
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>>175084949
Third try.

Is this a thing or am I crazy? Assuming everyone is below diamond too
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>>175087928
google images
just search officer d.va
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>>175087856
A gaming mouse I can understand so you can get all the buttons you want and adjust your sensitivity to be perfect for you.

I've never owned a mechanical keyboard because every time I've tried one of the $150+ gaming boards, they just felt terrible and spongey unless I went with a loud CLICKITY CLACK keyboard.

I think the racing gaming chair fad is about to die off; most of the twitch gamers have them because they got them at discount, but everyone else who owns them for a few years agrees they're just not as comfortable as a similarly priced ergonomic chair.

I also don't understand the headphones shit, I have a nice stereo with surround sound, I wouldn't want my ears getting hot with an appliance on them for hours at a time.
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>>175087816
Future Cop was such a cool fucking game.
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Without streaks how am I ever supposed to get anywhere?
a win is about 30 max and a loss is more than that
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>>175087816

Ugh... please tell me this is fake. This is unbelievably problematic. I can't even right now. Fuck blizzard.
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>>175087816
wow thats really fucked up...
i need a new main
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>>175087856
gotta have everything black and neon green though bruh
the glowing lights and decals make the computer go faster
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>>175088074
>I also don't understand the headphones shit, I have a nice stereo with surround sound, I wouldn't want my ears getting hot with an appliance on them for hours at a time.

making it pretty obvious you don't care for music or audio quality, eh
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>>175088074

>I also don't understand the headphones shit, I have a nice stereo with surround sound, I wouldn't want my ears getting hot with an appliance on them for hours at a time.

The most casual comment I have read in years.

Almost as bad as 'I play FPS with a controller so I can sit on my couch'.
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>>175088194
>green
>going faster
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>>175088224
>audio quality
I guess you missed the part where I have a nice amplifier and speakers. You really think some 2" drivers right next to your ear have superior quality?

Also, look at the blind audio quality tests; most people can't tell the difference anyway.
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>>175088194
>not buying an ergonomic chair for typing and reading and watching tv
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>>175088428
>falling for the ergonomic meme
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>>175088346
>annoyed with loud keyboards
>needs to turn up the volume on his speakers to get the details you'd miss without headphones
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>>175087816
I want police to fuck me.
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Angela was in such hurry, she even forgot to put pants on!
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>>175087816
>>175088076
It looks like ED-209 and the FCLAPD mech had a fucked up child.
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>>175088346
those tests' sample pool is exclusively ignorants though so they're hardly anything to go by. the difference in fidelity between speakers and headphones is bigger than the difference between PC and console visuals
>>
Why do i get paired with people 450 SR lower than me?
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>>175086896
Go easy on me, Officer.
>>
> healers bitches about my character choice
> they decide not to heal me in protest
>I end up being on the front lines focused and teammates refusing to cooperate with heals
> eventually die
> enemy push to take advantage of my death
>team dies
> I get back, I can't stall 1 vs 6
> team bitches
> set up ready for next push
> same story as before no heals i eventually die
> they push
> repeat until game ends
> entire team bitches it's my fault that we lost
> had gold eliminations, damage, objective time and kills
> get focused on by enemy for bring a massive thorn in their side meanwhile teammates try to work against me
> but it's still my fault we lost because they didn't like my character
>>
>>175088594
Why do I get paired with sniper mains that can't aim for shit?
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>>175088572
I know. I love it. Dva looks like she's from an 80's/90's anime.

I want the skin, but don't want to play Hots
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>>175085262
Jesus why is she suddenly fat?
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>>175086862
I'd eat them all out
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>>175071804
Are you me? I play on my gfs ps4 and got to Plat this season. Fucked her mmr up real bad she's probably a bronze/silver level player.
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>>175086867
Mercy x reyes is cute
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>>175088845
That's not fat her shirt is tucked in
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>no Judge Dredd skin for Soldier

Dammit
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>>175088950
That is NOT nice.
>>
ayo peep dis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK7Qqdig0
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>>175087070
>SPRAD
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>>175084394
Platonically!
>>
You guys think Kim Jong Un plays overwatch?
>>
When does this event end?
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>antibiotic
>ana biotic (grenade)
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You will never ever wake up next to this.
Why live.
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>>175089430
Look on the bright side. We might get to see it in a comic if we get a look at Jack waking up in the morning.
>>
>>175089293

Literally me.
>>
Winston is a pussy. Could you imagine an actual gorilla the size of Winston in OW? He would me climbing around at light speed tearing people's limbs off, gouging eyesockets, biting faces off.
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So when exactly is my waifu being added to hots?
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>look away for five seconds
>TE-TEAMMATE-TEAMMATE DOWN
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>>175088729
Welcome to the world of everyone must be a meta character doing meta strategies because a few pros use said characters and strategies or else everyone loses their minds.
>>
Any hotshot players wanting to try hardest difficulty achievement for the Uprising event? Can't get it done via 3 other randoms. Playing torb in NA
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>>175089293

>when you have to avoid associating with people you are randomly matchmade with in a game for 20 minutes in case they use a naughty word
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>>175089789
im in eu but I could probably fight bots
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>had two placement matches robbed from me somehow
>do the other eight
>every single enemy team was veterans who had played previous seasons while my team was always new players filled with quad amputees
>placed in fucking gold
Alright how do I climb out of this absolute hell
>>
>>175089808
>racism is violent

kek
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>>175089873
you'll never escape gold unless you have 3 friends so have fun in hell until next season
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Every day is now a wait for Police D.Va
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>>175089247
>wanting to pleasure someone
>not nice
Ok, padre
>>
>>175089873
pick sombra or tracer or winston and kill the enemy supports all day
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>>175089940

I climbed from bronze to platinum.
>>
>headshot Junkrat pointblank with a fully drawn arrow as Hanzo
>doesn't kill him

Hmm...
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>>175089383
He mains Skillmetra
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>>175089383
Maybe
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>>175089941
So, genji is pounding that prime korean pussy, right?
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>>175089734
Pretty much nobody plays HOTS so they're trying to draw some of the 25million OW players over to it by forcing them to play a couple dozen games.

Then Jeff said Dva and Oni Genji will be added to regular lootboxes in the future anyway.
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What if Officer D.Va has unique voicelines with Junkrat and Roadhog
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>>175071521
I've literally had less than 3 leavers in about a month. The fuck?
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>>175089941
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>>175090198
kino
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>try my absolute hardest in placements
>support in 9 games
>win 8/10
>2265
those were by far my best placements and I got the worst rank I've ever had, im actually mad
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>>175090198
that entire drawing is a fucking disaster just ignore it
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>>175090142
D.Va Genji shipfags are probably going nuts after that video.
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>>175069696
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>>175090146
I'm asking when is d.va joinin the hots hero roaster.
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>>175090286
Same thing happened to me friend
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>>175089727
That's the joke.
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>>175089415
Deepest lore
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>>175090286
same here, dont play support dude.

i am not at 3k playing only pharah

supports get a lot less SR and rankings.
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>>175090308
That just reminds me that someone was stupid enough to ask if the cinematic for Hots is canon. Just how dense do you have to be?
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>>175090286
What was your rank last season? They are greatly affected by they.
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>>175086303
I'd rather have a retooled Eradicator. Riot Shield offense hero is missing in this game
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>>175090510
Next hero in overwatch is diablo.
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>>175090184

I haven't played a huge number of games in the last three weeks as I can only have a playable latency when the house is empty, but almost all of the games have had a leaver, idler, or thrower on my team. A lot of the throwers are doing it when we're winning too. I've lost almost 1000 SR so it's getting worse.
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>>175075962
What the fuck is an assfaggots
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Why do people not shoot the rein shield?

Why do people not stand behind my shield?

I don't understand.
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>>175090286
You are at the exact same rating I'm at right now after getting stomped by vets

>>175090472
How do I play pharah without dying every time I try to jump, it's like when I play rein and my shield vaporizes instantly but the enemy rein and pharah constantly go unchecked and I want to know their secret
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>>175090680

Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides
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Tracer is for _____!
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>>175090286
Your placement matches essentially mean nothing; your [latest season] rank is 90% your last season finish, with a modifier of your MMR. 99% of players reported being placed about 100 SR lower than last season. Blizzard acknowledged this and said its to help give a better feeling starting the new season. Since you were higher last season, you'll have no trouble climbing back to at least where you were then.
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>it's another 4 skirmishes in a row episode
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>>175090851
anal
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>>175090472
that is not entirely true.
I played support a lot and gained more than all those "I play Mercy and get just 14 SR" crybabys.
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>>175090864
Also, pro players like seagull intentionally lost all of their placement matches and were placed within 50SR of season 3, this is how it was confirmed that placement matches literally mean nothing.
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>>175090619
I dropped from from 2860 to 2300 and luckily I haven't experienced much of that shit even in gold thank god. Yet I dropped 600 SR, I need to git gud
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>be 2700, 3000 season high
>QP for fun
>constantly playing with 3500-3700SR people
why
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>>175090995
>y-yeah, we were only pretending to be shit
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>>175090995
However some people who were previously within 100SR of friends did placement matches together, and were placed 600SR apart, which means the MMR even from QP plays a large part in how the matches and SR are determined.
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>>175090047
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>>175090942
>turning skirmishes on
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Have tracer ever seen the dick?
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>>175090146
>Then Jeff said Dva and Oni Genji will be added to regular lootboxes in the future anyway.
wut
source
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>>175091136
The make up is killing my boner
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>>175091151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJE3zre6f-I&t=0s
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>>175091136
In the airforce she would have her wingmen drop their pants so she could inspect their penises. If they were too small they couldn't fly with her. Then she would laugh at them and kiss girls in front of them.
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>>175090047
a. stop playing hanzo period
b. hanzo headshots only do 250, wont kill through sym shields/torb armor
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>>175091026

I'm also playing only in real NEET hours, which makes it worse.
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>>175088729
Symmetra sucks
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>>175091230
Painted on freckles.
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>>175091260
"Skin Drama"
>literally just a handful of genjimains whining that their not-so-unique skin is going to be available for everyone eventually
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>>175091062
>gm
>play qp to unwind
>shitters makes a conscious decision to go after me and crouch spam
>it bothers me slightly but not enough to put towards actual effort
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I'm so fucking angry
>Playing 3v3
>One teammate is a level 10 Rein
>Not one time he puts his shield up
>Tell him to
>He actually fucking asks "I have a shield?"
I knew Rein had a shield before Overwatch even fucking came out
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>>175091260
Those youtubers soon will be starting making 20-minutes long videos about every /owg thread
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>>175091151
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754446494#post-9

>We completely understand that there are some players who do not own or have access to a PC to play Heroes of the Storm. Because of this, we plan to add both the Oni Genji skin and the Officer D.Va skin to the normal, base Overwatch loot box at some point in the future.
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>Heroes of the Storm has better Overwatch skins than Overwatch
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>>175091360
The freckles are okay. It's more the gunk around her eyes that's bothering me.
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Anyone want to do the HotS 5 games together?
I have no idea what I'm doing in HotS but I can manage 5 games
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Ya'll want a real story?
>~57 season 1
>3-4 dudes talking
>chick comes on into the usual GURL????
>She laughs it off and we are doing good on first point Lijaing
>Then out of nowhere one guy goes:
>Hahaha you sound fat. Are you fat?
>She goes completely silent and just moves around in spawn for the rest of the match
>The other dudes are pleading with her to just mute him or ignore him
>"No you guys are part of the problem. Report me I don't care I'll just buy the game again."
>She's going back and forth with a borderline white knight who probably just wanted to win and didn't care ("Please this isn't fair, we didn't do anything")
>Meanwhile fatguy is completely silent
>Eventually she brings up how rude it was and out of nowhere
>"Well are you fat?'
>"N-no"
>"Well then why are you mad?"
She stopped talking for the rest of the match and it is maybe the only time I actually enjoyed a throw. So remember that thicc women are easily tilted.
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>>175091260
>Skin Drama
>complaining you can't rock a "supa dupa unique" skin you get by playing 10 games of HotS ai games with some rando you met in LFG chat
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>>175091480
This can't be real. First thing I did has every hero was click every button possible. How can someone be that stupid.
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>>175091496
I started coming to /owg/ after all the youtubers mentioned a 4chan thread "leaking" anchora, now known as Orisa.
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>>175091119
I like waving to people
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>>175091919
So do I. Except for when they shoot you.
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>>175091480
I spent my first hour doing vs. ai and shooting range, I had known every hero's ability before I even played with real human beans. How the fuck do people just stay ignorant of all the help they can actually get from this?
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>>175091062
Play ranked the way you play qp and you'll be at that rank. You'd be surprised how much people handicap themselves by forcing meta picks or titlting themselves.
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>>175091919
I always felt like I found games faster with it turned off.
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>>175092040
What help? There isn't a tutorial for every character, and the "helpful videos" are a bit hidden in the gallery section.
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>>175092061
I would rather have a good non-meta hero than force someone to play a meta hero they suck with.
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The Hanamura map in hots actually looks good, I also love how they incorporated the payload objective onto it.
Can't believe I'm saying this but i'm excited to try out Hanamura in hots.
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>>175092040

I know someone who played nothing but Roadhog for the first 6 months and had no idea about the other heroes abilities.

He thought Zarya's shield was automatically triggered by damage and didn't go away until you shot it enough.
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>>175091260
linking this should be a bannable offense
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>>175090198
autism
>>
Diamond and master need to give more competitive points

Considering most people aren't even in diamond and how much of a slog it is to get to master the rewards feel like it doesn't fit the time invested
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reaper is trash
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>>175092314
How are people this stupid. First thing I did when I bought OW was play one round of every hero to see how all there abilities worked.
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ANSWER MY QUESTION YOU FUCKS
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>>175092602
>Breaking news: Water is wet!
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>>175092618
I do the handle with care on hard 2/10 times I play that difficulty but I don't think I'll ever do legendary normal uprising because it's always the rein never shielding and the tracer being fucking garbage so I can't ever win no matter who I pick
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>>175091591
it does and Im pissed, I want cyborg zarya, and neon genji
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Man, i'm gonna miss tearing through null bots with bastion. Or afking as Lucio. Best event yet.
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>>175092695
What's your question?
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>>175092281
Matches on Hanamura in HOTS end too fast
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>>175091746
Well, it was her fault for being fat. LOL
The biggest insult I've recived was that I sound like an autistic 12 year old which made me laugh. People are chill most of the time
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hey masters+ players how much is roadhog used in your comp matches? I'm in diamond and i pretty much main him, just wondering how viable he is in the higher tiers.
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>>175092850
When does the event end
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>>175092938
Roadhog is always a good pick. His tools are just too strong.
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>>175092602
He is similar to Junkrat.
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>>175092938
That femRoadhog is just fantastic
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>>175092969
The first of may.
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>>175092618
>>175092782
I got it with randoms after days of trying.
Finally found a group that knew what to do, and managed to finish with them on 2nd try.
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>>175093116
Thanks
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>>175092938
Roadhog is overpowered, so he's used a lot in masters.

Most people in masters aren't capable of fighting him either.
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>>175092938
the only time roadhog has ever not been viable was when mccree was preferable for hammer bullshit or sniper bullets since his flashbang is a mini hook that they also keep buffing for reasons
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>normie friend who recently bought Overwatch types to me "I think I love Tracer"
>without thinking that he meant her playstyle I type "but Tracer is canon lesbian"
>he types what
Damn you /owg/ with your waifu stuff
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>this is supposed to be a korean police officer
lmao bitch looks like a flight attendant
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>>175093638
Say that to her face, don't be surpirsed when you get arrested.
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>>175092413
Why? it shows the Kaplan post about the skins coming in regular loot boxes.
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>>175093763
She can arrest me any time.
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>>175092602
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>get teamed with 2 Genji mains
>one of them didn't get the instalock so he went Mercy instead
>pistol Mercy
>spends entire match shooting and spamming "Hello!"
>he didn't even ask if the Genji could switch
>check his profile
>90% time spent on Genji, 10% on Mercy
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>>175090851
Marriage.
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>>175093910
This is why I main Junkrat.
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>>175093910
Hopefully it gets to a point blizzard might have to rotate characters to fuck with these "mains"
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>>175093910
i feel like it's rude to ask someone to switch from their role just because that's the only role i can play.

if someone instalocks support i'll just play something else, we will probably lose but it's fine because it rarely happens.
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>>175094125
>play Junkrat
>your performances are compared with trolls, griefers, AFKs and throwers
>get mad points
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>>175093910
>someone "steals" my main to fuck with me, expecting a reaction
>I just pick Hanzo because I find him genuinely fun
>we win
>you can tell he's slightly irritated
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So now you know you'll be able to get the skin out of a box eventually are you still going to play that trash HOTS for them?
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>>175093910
>caring about your team at all
take the overwatchpill my friend
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>>175094535
yes, i want them sooner
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>>175094306
>tfw 30 kills
>tfw when i tried on PS4 I got 50 kills
I AM GOD
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>>175094535
Of course. D.va's skin is worth it.
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>>175094535
yes because i kinda like playing hots
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>hold first point route 66
>pick hanzo on attack
>get potg
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>>175073684
admit it, you're jealous he's living your dream
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>>175094535
1k credits
vs
5 games of hots

hots isn't that bad.
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>>175094875
All these pro players seem to do is whine and play musical chairs on teams while having a gaggle of shitheads scrutinize everything you do waiting till you slip up and call someone a faggot so they can destroy you, doesn't sound like much fun to me
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> be mid masters
> 4 stack on team with two diamonds
> we get stomped by 6 solo Q masters

REEEEEE why the fuck are you 4 stacking you fucking scrubs
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>have a friend that i regularly play games with
>i have just recently gotten back into overwatch after a 4-6 month break
>he sees me playing all the time and buys it
>has fun at first
>only plays reinhardt
>sucks with reinhardt
>i suggest that he plays someone else to try something new
>he tries genji and hates it
>goes back to reinhardt
>gets increasingly mad that he's getting outplayed by everyone else
>starts suggesting all sorts of unreasonable nerfs to me and i explain why they wouldn't be good
>message him today to see if he wants to play
>"i'm done with overwatch"
fug
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>>175091136
she see's her own dick every day
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>>175094535
I'll wait, don't really care muvh about skins for D.Va or Genji so it's not like I want them now
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>>175094535
Anything for D.Va.
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Is Jack Ana's gay best friend?
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>>175094535
Nope, uninstalled HTOS as soon as I read Jeff's post. I like the skins but they're not among my most played heroes, I rather wait than touch a MOBA again.
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THIS IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE

Someone told me that they nerfed widowsmaker's ass and made it smaller. Unfortunately I can't check it out right now. Please tell me it's false or there is no reason to return home and I will kill myself
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>>175094535
>eventually
It's blizzard. I'd be shocked if it's within the next year
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>>175095301
On Xbox, Just got patch, it's clearly smaller.
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>tfw you realize there are people playing Overwatch who can't hitscan for shit

LOL
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>>175094535
The only difficult part about HotS is installing it. It's really fun being able to poop on the opposition as Lunara.
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>>175095138
Sure, why not.
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>>175095301
Yeah, too many people on tumblr complained so they made it D.Va-tier flat
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>>175095138
jack and ana are gay for each other
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>>175091287
Wasn't she underage when she was in the airforce? That seems like a dangerous activity for the rest of the pilots.
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>>175095491
not canon
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>see this

What do?
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>>175095703
jack and ana can be gay for him too
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>>175095779
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>>175095491
I bet you kiss girls fag.
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>>175095741
wake her up, that's not a good way to sleep it could really hurt her back
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>>175095703
Ana still uses her own surname. I wouldn't assume she is with the leaf.
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How do you play against someone with ungodly aim? My first game in masters I played against a widow/mccree that made the game so anti fun. If this is what its like im going to rank my ass down to diamond fuck this
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>>175095703
>some literal who she didn't even seem to marry

Pharah's dad has to be the most useless bits of """"lore""" the fanbase cares about
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>>175095870
Don't worry, gabriel, everyone is gay for everyone. You included
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>>175095870
jack, ana, and the guy can all be gay for gabriel
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>>175096000
>you HAVE to be married in order to be with someone
>you HAVE to use his surname when you're married
That's rather farfetched anon.
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>>175090851
hugging scientists!
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>>175095703
Oh no, the leaf is hot
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How do we fix Reaper?

Buff movement abilities?

Make damage more consistent?
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>>175093638
Looks pretty accurate, senpai.
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>>175096157
Give him a megaphone to amplify his already loud voice and movement.
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>>175095741
Cuddle the justice. Also like that people give her scars even if they sometimes go overboard with it
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>>175096018
play hitscan back and wait for the nerfs that wont ever come because nobody at the blizzard offices can aim
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Where all these god hanzos and widows that rape quick play in comp? They're always shit.
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>>175090851
Corrupting
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All the memes aside, how does one get good with Genji?
Or does require a really high skill level?
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>>175096406
Mash spacebar.
>>
Report to Overwatch HQ immediately.
We'll bang okay?
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>>175096157
I would like it when he went into wraith form his guns reloaded.
>>
If there was a hero with an ability to deploy a flying drone, how would it work out?

I was thinking about damage upon explosion but since it's just a normal ability it couldn't kill heroes with one hit. Or maybe tracer. Would it even be useful

Maybe it could be emp but then it would be too similar to Sombras ult
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5 cute facts about Mercy
-she is for breeding
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>>175069495
got the genji blackman skin

fuck ye boi
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>>175096345
You've posted this pic many times and I'm surprised you haven't gotten banned eveen once for the tits.
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>>175095703
Why are you fucktarded dipshits so desperate to scream "NOT CANON!!!!!!" whenever Blizzard sinks your retarded ships? Worse than every anime shipper combined.
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>>175096603
-she has the worst playerbase
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>>175096521
We're the same rank jackass. You don't give me orders.
Now bend over
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>>175096157
midrange presence and broad utility
so like wraith cancels and a ~60 damage grenade alt fire
also probably slightly nerf his m1 output to compensate
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>>175096603
-she has the loosest vagina
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>Attacker on Numbani
>push cart to the overpass with the ramp just after the last checkpoint
>enemy Reaper has been gone for a while
>kill his team trying to defend from the front
>he DIE DIE DIEs into our team from behind and kills us
>his team still loses
>gets POTG
>he was waiting up there for a good 20-30 seconds just to get it
>switch to defender
>cart in the same spot
>we're sitting on it
>he does the exact same thing
>they push onto the final square, get wiped and the cart pushed back to the checkpoint
>they lose again
>Reaper was hiding for 20-30 seconds doing nothing again

This dude reminded me that Reaper actually does seem to attract the "Edgy means I'm cool and POTG means I'm the greatest" players. If he had just played normally and helped his team push they never would've gotten as suppressed by us.
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>>175096521
I understand that reference
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>>175096157
wtf I want to have sex with Reaper.
>>
>>175096586
Recon drone that marks one enemy on the map for the whole team to see?
>>
Scientific fact:you can't post something barely related to Soldier 76, reaper or Ana without r76 faggot replying to you
Use it if you need a quick dose of (you) and don't care about quality of it
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>>175096086
Everything so far has described Ana as a single mom. You don't have to be romantically involved with the person that got you pregnant.
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>>175096856

DEATH CUMS
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>>175096680
But they are not the same rank. On is a strike commander the other isn't. One has a statue, the other doesn't
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reminder to have fun in 3v3
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>>175097031
>Everything so far has described Ana as a single mom
The word single mom was never even used to describe her once.
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>>175097125
We don't talk about the statue, anon. It makes Reyes cranky.
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>>175096987
This is how the r76 homos cope with there multiple STD infections.
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>>175097125
Both are commanders of Overwatch. They head two separate divisions. Ana's rank is Captain, right under both of them. And under her is Reinhardt the lieutenant. Recognition has nothing to do with it.
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>>175097165
Were those hogs afk? Or is he not dominating that game mode anymore? I haven't touched it ever since the d.va nerfs.
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>>175097125
D-DELET THIS!
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>>175097125
Says you
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>>175097178
In Ana's trailer it says she raised Fareeha and the father was no where to be seen. She makes no reference to the father in game or in the comics.
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>>175091287
I hate penis inspection day.
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>mfw I found out just how much futa OW porn there is
why didn't any of you fucks tell me sooner?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkwK7Qqdig0

why does he call winston a nigger?
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>>175096987
Scientific fact: Ana76 fags can not go a single hour without posting bait for r76 fags. Then they'll claim that they are the problem.

Pretty pathetic.
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>>175097516
its spammed on /aco/ and /gif/ how didnt you see it yourself
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>>175097456
>In Ana's trailer it says she raised Fareeha and the father was no where to be seen.

She never said that. She said Fareeha grew up surrounded by heroes. Why make shit up anon?
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>>175096491
Thanks for the meme anon
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>>175097550
Bait for the r76 fag is just Ana76 fags posting art. The r76 anon always has to make comments saying its not canon
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>>175096636
No nips, so it doesn't count I guess lmao
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>>175096634
>people say to wait to the end of the event to buy shit
>bought genji/mccree immedietly
>still haven't gotten either in lootboxes yet
>mfw
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>>175090851
Marrying!
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>>175074397
>implying there wasn't a furry among the scientists that created the gorillas that gave them more then just high intelligence
>>
>someone has a high level silver or even a gold portrait boarder
>90% chance they are a mercy main
>remaining 10% is genji mains

what drives the maximum autists to only play these two heroes?
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>>175097708
Correction: Ana76 fag get triggered any time someone posts the baby daddy

>Bait for the r76 fag is just Ana76 fags posting art.
>posting """""art"""""
You mean crops from the comics? Sure.
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>>175097657
You really are a delusional homo.
>>
If you ever have a shitty widow on your team, just go Mei and wall them off. 10/10 rage
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>>175097672
>implying that's not all that there is to cyborgweeb

t. gengu shitter
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>>175097534
Widow players, everyone
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>>175097657
BECAUSE I HATE CANADIANS AND THE IDEA OF ONE DIRTYING MY PRECIOUS WAIFU MAKES MY TEETH VIBRATE IN RAGE!
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>>175097031
Ana deserves to be a mommy again!
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>>175096835
>main account is high plat /diamond
>make new account so i dont care about SR to practice new heros in comp, get 2500 in placements
>drop to 1900
>literally cant get out to decent level to practise


holy fuck, guess its not a meme
>>
>>175097895
>Cyborgweeb
>Not weeaborg
Negro I have no idea how to play the borg I just wanna git gud with the green cyborg ninja
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>>175097867
I'm just saying what the video says. You're injecting on all this single mother stuff into it.
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>>175098000
I know what the video said. God I want homosexuality back on the DSM after dealing with you.
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>>175096018
widow is the most un-fun hero when someone with decent aim plays her
just fucking deletes 80% of the cast
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>>175098124
You're getting way too mad anon. Go drink some water or go for a walk.
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>>175097290
This isn't a result of being gay, this is a result of being a whore.
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I feel sorry for the other guys
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Orisa is the most fun hero in the roster.
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>>175097915
Don't worry anon, the leaf is just a smokescreen. Instead of trying to figure out who the daddy is and thrusting ow into a civil war, she pretended it was some literally who
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>>175097853
You are my slut now
You will get punished if you won't reply to this post in one minute
You will though, I know
>>
>duo instalock dps
>they're shit
>they won't change
>lose

Plat sucks so much ass
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>>175094769
This is why I love being on defense first and getting full holds. *unzips meme heroes*
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>>175098310

Nope.

That's Torbjorn.
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>>175098310
But you didn't even do anything, they were all horribly clustered even without Halt.
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>>175098310
why is that mercy flying into you after using ult
>>
>>175098418
Why does reaper always look so young on fanart even though he was well into his 50s when he 'died'
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>>175098434

>they never pick anything that can kill Pharah
>healers have to do it

I miss 80 damage shots.
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I CAN'T DO FUCKING SHIT AS NEW D.VA, THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS
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>>175098470
You see all that assisting I'm doing?

>>175098565
Because she was stupidly trying to heal the Sombra who I had just gleefully ventilated after she spent the entire match harassing me.
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>>175098310
>Eliminated 26
>Assist 23
>Eliminated 41
>Assist 21
>Eliminated 20
>Assist 21
>Eliminated 12
>Assist 19
>Assist 25
>Eliminated 67
>Assist 5

W-wow, so THIS is the power of Orisa.
>>
What is the lowest SR that you can have?

Like is it possible to actually have zero while playing and placing?
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>>175098243
as expected torb my man gets all the support sluts
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>>175098840
Does it really matter as long as the entire enemy team gets wiped out?
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>>175098569
Depends on the artist. Frankly I can't stand it when people give Reaper Reyes's young face or make him a vampire. He's supposed to be gruesome.
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>>175098592
>get a group of two named Sniper1 and Sniper2
>pick widow and hanzo
>neither even try to take down the pharah

why are couples like this
>>
>competitive game
>enemy squad fully grouped and fortified
>teammates dinking around to random corners playing YOLO solo
>>
>>175098892

1 is the lowest, but they no longer display anything less than 500 to stop anyone from trying to intentionally reach it.

I think doing literally nothing still places you in mid-bronze.
>>
>>175098729
Start listening to Kpop while playign
>>
T-test :3
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>>175098964
Honestly i dont fucking care who fucks whom. I just wanna know what best boy looks like now
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>>175099179
I would rather learn about the entire dynamic behind both of their personalities because we can't move forward with Reaper's redemption arc without it. Hurry up Chu.
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>>175099124
l-looks like your test was successful anon ~
>>
Would you like zarya better if she was an edgy anime girl?
> pic related
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>>175099327
I'd like her better if she didn't have the worst skins in the game
>>
>>175098569
Regardless if I think its canon or not, I would say the ana76 artists try to draw them as old as they actually are.
>>
I hate pharah so much I really wish I had the aim to reliably take her down. I played this game since launch and had no luck getting my aim better. Nobody seems to be able to take her down in silver and gold.
>>
CTF is so comfy!! Can't wait for new maps.
>>
>>175099179
Formless smoke, I hope
>>
do I need to download the heroes 2.0 beta to unlock these skins or just play original hots?
>>
>>175099327
no because i already like zarya and i would prefer if the weebshits stayed away from her
>>175099452 is right though her skins are ASS they need to give us those hots ones
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>>175099124

I didn't get it.
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>>175099521
>I would say the ana76 artists try to draw them as old as they actually are

Are you serious?
>>
>>175099324
>>175099620
Just wanted to check if my IP Range or ISP has been blocked on all boards. Looks like its only on /int/.
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Reminder that this is objectively the best ship
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>>175098569
Black don't crack
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>>175099601
the beta version is now the live version

so just play the normal version
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>>175099772
ok ty
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Blizztion is so rare that I always wonder "what is that skin"...
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>>175099674
For the most part, yes. I know some r76 artists do, but for the most part its young men with white hair.
>>
God damn I don't want to grind fucking uprising anymore, but I also want the guaranteed boxes.
>>
>>175099601

>even considering playing that garbage game for skins they will release into the regular game anyway
>>
>>175099830
Do 3v3
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>>175099830
Worst parts are the waiting segments. At least on Normal there are several small pauses where absolutely nothing happens. If they cut those out, it would feel more action-packed at least.
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>Just got blackwatch Genji for the third time

I dont play genji
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>>175099830

>play normal all heroes
>pick lucio
>stand afk on the point tabbing in to boost your heal every now and then
>collect boxes
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>>175099893
>Guaranteed boxes

learn to read please
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>>175099827
It's no wonder you hate r76 fags so much when the artwork you find for them is coming from the worst artists.
>>
>>175099893
>3v3 solo queue
>Basically guaranteed some fuckwad on your team is going to instalock Hanzo and throw the game
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>it's another masters+ 5/6 stack wiping the floor with your casual ass in qp episode
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>>175098126
Roadhog is worse.
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Okay, Blizzard, the joke isn't funny anymore. When are you going to show off Orisa's real abilities instead of the copy/paste abilities from every other hero?
>>
>>175100160
I want this meme to end
>>
>already have ONI skin
>don't give a shit about Dva and the roster one I have is already better than that
>another reward is fucking loot boxes full of skins and sprays
Wow it's fucking nothing, literally could have made one of the Genji HOTS skin a reward and fucking ZARYA but nope
>>
>>175100160
Her abilities would be fine if she wasn't so easy to kill, literally everything counters her
>>
>>175100240
>>175100160

> People complained about choosing between Rein, Dva, and Zaraya so we made Orisa.

I hope next hero has a quick dash any direction ability, an alt fire scope and homing missiles for an ult so I don't have to choose between Soldier, tracer, Pharah, and Widowmaler anymore.
>>
>>175100390
Sick blog faggot
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>>175100056
I just like ana76 not because of the art but because Ana and Jack have a loving and trustful relationship. The fact Ana is the only person he feels comfortable around and can have deep dialogue with in game makes me ship it. If you like r76 more power to you though.
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>>175100410
No, having abilities ripped from Bastion, Zarya, Reinhardt and Mercy is not good game design. It's boring, the most unique thing about her is Fortify.
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>>175100464
What the hell does D.Va have to do with Orisa?
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>>175100476
Fuck You nigger I want my Zarya skin
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>>175100001
>so angry at a donkey you die
actually, pretty perfect analogy for quick play, if you call the donkey a jackass
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Remember when 76 and Reaper were just two undying, bitter old men that want nothing else but to just beat the fuck out of each other
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>>175100464
>Bastion has a 25 round hitscan gun! It's 76!
>Bastion can turn into a turret! He's Torbjorn!
>Bastion transforms and gets a super strong attack just like Genji! Except it's a gun!
>Winston has a jet boost just like Phara!
>Winston has a short range continuous attack just like Mei!
>Winston can transform and get a bunch of extra health just like Torbjorn!
>Ana has a scope and an AOE attack she throws in an arc! She's a Widowmaker ripoff!
>Hanzo has an arrow that lets him see through walls, it's literally Widow's ult!
>Tracer has a dash, she stole it from Genji!

I guess Blizzard has no original characters!
>>
>>175100531
>Mercy has a team-wide damage boost based on LOS
>Reinhardt has a localized shield that stands independently from him and can be deployed at long range
>Zarya can afford to waste a gravity well pulling a character off position or off a ledge every few seconds
>Bastion... has a gun too?
This just in, Reaper is a rip-off of Roadhog and Symmetra is copying Winston.
>>
>tfw have to play Rein because no one else will
>>
>>175100856
76 never seemed to care all that much honestly
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>1st comp match of the week
>this happens
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>>175100904
>These heroes have one ability that's somewhat similar to somebody else, i.e. a fucking shotgun
>This is equivalent to Orisa being a clusterfuck of other hero abilities

Orisafaggots please leave
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>>175100856
>ana76 fag

You're just upset because we're going to get a comic dedicated to them licking shit off each others dicks. Am I doing this right?
>>
>>175101010
>people see 1 tank and 1 healer and take that as permission to go 4 DPS
>get stuck being the only tank or healer in 80% of games
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>>175099732
The autism is too strong.
>>
>>175100863
>>175100904

>Winston has a jump jet like Phara's shift
>Winston's left click is a continuous lock-on attack like Symmetra's left click
>Winston's Bubble is just a 360 degree Rein shield
>His ult gives him extra health like Genji's, and makes his attacks into Lucio Boops

Good thing they made Winston so I don't have to choose between Phara, Symmetra, Rein, Genji, and Lucio!
>>
Has the HotS event started? Can I go get my skins now?
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>Plat comp
>matched with a duo
>one is 9 years old the other is 11
how is it possible?the 9 year old is barely sentient
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it's lovely that this game has shitty fucking skins that are much bigger than the actual hitbox so stuff like this happens

i think the hitboxes for slept enemies are a bit wonky in general though
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>>175101176
>Genji's

I meant Torb, but regardless the point stands. You can do this shit for pretty much anyone in the cast.
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>>175101167
The strongest
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>>175100567

Machine Gun fire style hero,

robot.
>>
>>175101265
You can go do week 1
No dva for you until next week
>>
>>175101154
>>175101010

>team setup for a great rein pick
>last guy is taking forever to pick
>game starts, he picks dps, says "no shield gg"
>>
>>175101176
>His ult gives him extra health like Genji's
Tu quoi?
>>
>>175100160

None of her abilities are used in the same way as another hero's.
>>
>>175101317
>Mechs are robots
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>tfw I'm a 15 FPS subhuman
The only heroes I can play are Mercy, Torb and Symmetra, playing any other hero is not possible unless I want to suffer.

I feel suicidal whenever I want to play and learn any other hero.
>>
>>175101320
well that's fine I may as well do it in parts
>>
>>175101289
You're shooting is gun you stupid fucking faggot. Maybe next time aim at his body instead.
>>
How do you have fun in this game?
>>
>>175100863

You forgot

> Tracer's Ult is just Junkrat's sticky
>>
>>175101104
Tracer can dash like Genji, has a powerful gun with a small clip like Bastion, her ult is basically a more powerful Junkrat bomb.
Reinhardt has a damaging dash, also like Genji, fire a slow-moving powerful projectile like Symmetra, his ultimate is like a flashbang with a bigger AoE and longer duration
Winston has a literal rocket pack just like Pharah, his gun is a short-range automain just like Symmetra, he deploys a bubble-shaped shield just like Zarya.
>>
>>175101317

>D.Va has melee range hitscan scatter
>Orisa has medium range projectiles

Wow, identical because they're both repeating weapons!
>>
>>175101339
see >>175101292

I channeled the retard too strongly and became retarded myself, and also I was considering comparing his Ult to Genji's but for different reasons.
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>>175101071
>tank
>heal
>short range dps
>long range dps
>hitscan

What's wrong with that?
>>
>>175101376
>15 fps
play something else and end your suffering
>>
>>175101289
>wow i took my sweet time to aim at head like real pro cree instad of going for fast body shot and it missed because of fucked up hitbox
>better shoot at the exact same place again
>wow, fucking game
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>>175101337
>be only healer
>team has no tanks
>tell team we need someone to be a tank
>"no you switch"
>>
>>175100904
Orisa during concept was literally Zarya with Bastion's minigun as her main weapon. You're delusional if you think she isn't a rip of those two characters.
>>
>>175101278

You are now aware that SR rank is effectively meaningless.
>>
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What's in there?
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>>175101289
>shoot his weapon
>"UHH! Why is it not dealing damage to him DURR!"
>>
>>175101635
currency, duplicate.
>>
>>175101635
500 gold & duplicate regular skin.
>>
>>175101635
Hopefully some event skins!
Goth Zarya nad Punk Tracer
>>
>>175101635
Something you don't want
>>
>>175101619
>The used other assets during testing!!!! It's a ripoff!!!!!111knegfa

You've been btfo kid, now go kill yourself.
>>
>>175101635
Both Torb skins
>>
>>175101635
2 Torb legendaries, one is a duplicate.
>>
>>175100856
When?

>>175101031
Did we both read Uprising?
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>>175101635
Cash and duplicate
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>>175101546
>>
>>175101635
Gold and a Torb dupe
>>
ITT Blizz designers trying to justify originality.
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>>175094535
Yes. I want D.Va stuff immediately no matter what it is. I bought her highlight intro from this event within the first week instead of waiting for the last day too, don't even care if it drops or not.

Honestly tempted to just drop the coins on getting ALL of her standard unlocks, actually. Just to be able to say I have.
>>
>>175101635

Punk tracer dupe and currency
>>
>>175101635
Gold and/or a duplicate
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Games today are especially cancerous for some reason so I'm just going to practice Hanzo until I git gud. Any tips?
>>
>>175101508
If you're gonna shitpost atleast shitpost correctly by keeping the chronological hero release consistent and not saying Tracer's a ripoff of heroes that came after her.
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I'm okay with this.
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>>175101820
Patrician spotted.
>>
>>175101924
Don't play Hanzo
>>
>>175101924
Don't rest your wrist on your desk and practice flea flicking.
>>
>>175101884
You got the Duplicate part at least.
>>
>>175102042
So practice Widow?
>>
>>175101546
How's bronze?
>>
>>175101924
Just blindly shoot at corridors and use your scatter to insta-gib people
>>
>>175102112
>flicking

It's a meme
>>
>>175101962
Is that Ooga Booga Booga on the right a new character?
>>
Solo queue is going to give me a stroke one day
>>
Finally switching from ps4 to pc.

Two questions.

Is there any way to transfer my skins over?

Is g2a legit?
>>
>>175102287
That's why I said flea flicking autismo.
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Cute!
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>temple of anubis
>defenders have 2 mercies
G fucking G
>>
>>175102234
You tell me.
>>
>>175102336
Is your brain actually functioning?
>>
>>175102354

No

No
>>
>>175102481
t. butt blasted niggo
>>
>>175102336
it's efi, the girl who built orisa
>>
New thread
>>
>>175102336
Tran skin for lucio
>>
>>175102336
It's a bongo you inbred
>>
>>175074413
Do you stream? Whats your twitch?
>>
>>175102354
dunno
yes
>>
>>175102619
Shit forgot link
>>175102590
>>175102590
>>175102590
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>>175102398
>this is why Genji preferred working with Winston out of the two
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>Wifi has been shit with PS4 lately
>Forced to play OW on shitty wifi extender
>OverwatchOnIce.png
>Finally get actual router to work with my PS4
>Play comp hoping to boost SR a bit higher that 1503 before season ends
>Fucking lose
>PS4 gives out on wifi

I didn't want to end the season shitty and wanted to make sure I was still in silver range before the end so I would be alright next season, but fuck me. There is no end to this fucking hell.
>>
>>175102552
>my meme response will ensure my victory!

So many faggots lately.
>>
>>175102902
What's up with a lot of people playing this game and having shitty wifi?
>>
>>175097757
What the fuck is happening in this webm?
>>
>>175104194

> Genji used Recall
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>>175100001
>getting blackwatch genji
>three times
THAT IS THE ONLY LEGENDARY I WANT FROM THIS UPDATE AND IT SEEMS BLIZZARD IS MORE THAN CONTENT WITH GIVING ME EVERY OTHER FUCKING ITEM ON THE DROP LIST
>>
I PLAYED MY 5 GAMES

WHERE'S MY SKIN, BLIZZARD
>>
>>175107734
In your inventory!

Unless you played alone. And/or want the Dva skin.
>>
Got all of the event skins you wanted yet /owg/?
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FUCK NO
I only wanted the Genji skin and I have gotten all four of the uprising cast now (rein twice.) The other four skins are nowhere to be seen, but I sure do have a lot of sprays and voice lines!
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