/meg/ Mass Effect General

Cora is cute

>>174843321
This one

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>>174843321
second best couple

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What is the best armor set in Andromeda and why is it Hyperguardian?

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>>174843432
Indeed.

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>>174843476
They're both the best.

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>>174843513
But it is not hyperguardian, desu

>>174843658
he thicc

>>174843658
>>174843476
SARA IS FOR VETRA REEEEEE

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Improvements when?

Also
Holy crap. I haven't play the OT in such a long time. Shepard sound so weird now

OFFICIAL MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA TEMPEST CREW TIER RANKINGS

Good tier
>Drack
>Jaal

Above Average tier
>Vetra
>Kallo

Average
>Cora
>Suvi
>Lexi

Below Average tier
>Liam

Shit tier
>PeeBee

>>174843536
dunno if this is a cunnilingus joke but it reminds me of the Halo books where it's mentioned that putting two fingers in a "V" where your mouth would be means you're smiling

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>>174843805
Yurifags get OUT

>>174843721
Does it enhance Scott's ass too?

>>174843840
switch Liam and Cora

or just put Cora with Liam, they both suffer from inconsistent and shit writing at times

>>174843840
>Gil's not even on the list
>Cora in average and not below average,

I feel like this game was built towards tech-based characters.

Almost every enemy except on Kadara is armored/shielded making biotics hard to use to their full extent, and a lot of soldier abilities got gutted entirely.

Meanwhile now playing an infiltrator or engineer on Insanity is practically a cakewalk.

>>174843840
surprisingly accurate. Id remove suvi and keep gil removed though because those 2 character don't actually exist.

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>>174843932
Yuri is purest form of love.

>>174843858
Yeah but that was sideways. And I thought it was just two fingers flat, not a V?

>>174843954
Yes, but not as much

>>174843954
No idea, I particularly used remnant armor for my Scott playthrough

>>174843721
>not using rank 2 to avoid having that stupid hoolahoop on your head which could kill you in combat

>>174844180
The lights on that armor not annoy you?

>>174844532
It doesn't. I wish I could turn it off though.

>playing sports during a galaxy defining war
I hope I wasn't the only one who thought this was weird

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>>174843321
DLC when?
Pic unrelated.

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Alright /meg/. Bioware wants you to design a hypothetical new Mass Effect: Andromeda squadmate to join Ryder and the rest of the Tempest crew to coincide with the arrival of their story DLC coming late this summer or early fall.

What do you pick and why?

Please specify:

>species
>gender
>class
>3 abilities
>weapon type/focus
>romance orientation

For example:

Quarian
Male
Soldier
Barricade, Omni-Grenade, and Trip Mine
Assault Rifle w/ grenade launcher attachment.
Gay

>>174844965
I pick Sarissa. You can read about her in the wiki.
I'm lazy, forgive me.

>>174844756
>galaxy defining war
It's one cluster, it's not total war, and Liam is trying to raise colony morale.

And if you think there isn't downtime in war you need a fucking education.

>>174845021
>Sarissa
Too OP for a companion, how could you justify her not just tearing up every fight with godlike biotics?

>>174844965

>species
Volus

>gender
Male

>class
Adept

>3 abilities
Nova, Annihilation, and Shockwave

>weapon type/focus
Grenade Launcher

>romance orientation
Non-romanceable, your body means nothing to the Biotic God.

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>>174845335
NO

HE HAS RETURNED

>mentally ill homosexual replying to himself

>>174845263
same way it worked with samara, her daughter, and jack

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>>174845335
OH FUCK ME

>>174845635
Samara and Jack were both powerful, but Sarissa is anime power level bullshit.

>>174845335
REMOV

>>174845738
She can just go and say something like "I can't keep using my biotics like that, it strains me too much" or some other bullshit excuse

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>>174843536
how you say happiness in English

>>174843476
The real best couple a loaded gun and an aliens head

It seems tumblr is unironically taking over this thread the talilesbos are literally in the thread time to crank it up to eleven

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>>174845335
>Announcing your presence with a meme

Christ, no wonder you were b& you autismo

>>174845149
I meant in ME3

>faggots giving (You)s to the samefagging mentally ill homosexual

Anyone else remember when Shepard questioned his existence and maybe he might be just an advanced VI who thinks he's Shepard?

>>174846193
>implying he is not samefagging that hard

>>174846245
That was in Leviathan, wasnt it?

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>>174846193
>he says as he jerks off to yuri/fag shit

>>174846359
Pretty sure it was from a video log on the assault on TIMs base.

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>>174844965
Salarian.
Male.
Infiltrator/Engineer
What Abilities Haven't Been Used for the Squadmates?
Scorpion
Gay

>"Look who's here. How do you feel?"
>"Why not scooch a little closer and find out for yourself"
Wew. I'm starting to miss Kaidan

What's the origin of the "Cora is the benefactor" meme or whatever it is?

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>>174844965
Kett
Keeps you guessing the entire game
Engineer
Assault Turret (kett variant), Invasion, Overload
Kett Shotguns
Creepily tries to get you to Exalt yourself regardless of your gender

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>people want to unironically fuck this
>no ass no tits
>add to this it's a different species
>literally same thing as fucking a dog
>some of these "people" are lesbians
>want to rub tacos or just have lesbian bed death with this thing
Literally just dry hump sand paper you dykes

>>174846790
I've never understood why everyone in this fandom hates Ash and Kaidan.

I found them to be enjoyable.

>>174846926
I like Ash, but only ME1 Ash.

Kaiden like Jacob is a complete non-entity I mostly nuke.

>>174846884
I don't want her booty, just her black market connections
>>174846926
I just find both of them extremely boring. Only reason I save Ashley at all in 1 is because Kaiden is voiced by Carth Onasi.

>>174847052
Ash's arc concludes nicely with getting roasted by a nuke.

Kaidan seems more interesting as a character in 3.

>fighting the Architect on Eos
>finally manage to get him to third phase after trying forever
>suddenly some Kett appear out of literally nowhere
>nearly die
>somehow manage to survive and beat the giant octorobo

Jeez that was annoying. I leveled like three times from it though which was nice.

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>>174846884
>People want to fuck this thing too
>literally haven't seen it's face
>could be predator under that fucking mask for all they know
>has fucked up legs and 3 fingers
>3 FUCKING FINGERS
>also has space aids
>unironically faggots will jump for joy when a gay li quarian is introduced proving faggots are nothing but what the stereotypes say they are cum obsessed freaks that have diseases
>I forgot to mention these freaks are pretty much space gypsies
>tfw you can't throw them into ovens

>>174847371
They're stated in codex to be the most similar to humans.

>>174846884
I would unironically have relations with Vetra because I think she is a really nice person and find some appeal in how she looks.
I'm sorry you don't see her the same way I do.

>>174846926
Kaidan is whiny, and Ashley was racist back when 4chan was only ironically a white supremacist site so people hated her for that.

Both of them get better as the trilogy progresses, and Ashley is the patrician love interest.

>>174846926
Because they're the simplest characters. People can't appreciate a normal guy with nothing too outstanding amongst characters like Garrus and Wrex

>>174847145
yeah but I chucked ME3 into the garbage once Andromeda came out and I'm not looking back.

Now I can enjoy Ashley again...for the most part.
She's still kind of a bitch in ME2.

Actually Y'know what I would have like to have in Arrival?
Have the Virmire Survivor as a mandatory Squadmate (much like Liara during the Shadow Broker DLC) because Admiral Hackett doesn't fully trust you.

>>174847585
Holy shit, anon, that's just so goddamn nice. Thank you for sharing.

>>174847603
>Kaidan is whiny meme
Where are people even getting this from?

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>>174844965
>6'2 buff FemQuar Sentinel
>Remnant VI, Slam, Biotic Flare
>Dhan or Scattershot
>Bi. Plays aggressive knowing the suit is off-putting and uses it as a buffer. Generally nonchalant which people see as a cold demeanor.

>>174847371
>>literally haven't seen it's face
They're literally space elves. humans with odd ears. That's it.

I'm about 15 hours into the game, is there a better scope you can get for a sniper rifle? Because enemies render at about 200 m for me and having no way to account for bullet drop besides guess and check after 100 m is really fucking annoying.

FemGarrus fucks a krogan

Eat your heart out Helghastanon

Part 1: leadup

https://pastebin.com/Cue8sWfS

Part 2: the deed

https://pastebin.com/XsKFwMtQ

Am I an irredeemable degenerate now?

I hope so.

>>174847723
>muh traumatic biotic high school
>muh Carth Onasi voice

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>>174847836
Tolerant and based

>>174846883
I'm all for a kett party member as long as they aren't the "only good member of an evil race" guy. He should be a dick with occasional positive qualities.

>>174847859
Carth "So nasty" Onasi

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>>174847371
why the hell should I stop there
>another bird lizard monster
>expect this time a guy
>ladies want to fuck this THING so much they demand bioware give them the d
>probably because they can't get real human d irl
>is some how a sperg badass
>more of a sperg then a badass but either way
>sand paper dick
>literally can kill you
>still goes for it
>white girls probably do indeed fuck dogs

>>174847836
>kissless perma virgins create shit like this because what could be worse then said monster expect said monster with a vag instead of a cunt

I swear if Ryder doesn't get a happy ending with his LI, I'll explode

>>174848135
Or maybe the kett aren't all bad, like Legion and the geth.

Maybe it's struggling with memories from an old life it can never return to...

Possibilities abound. Possibilities that Bioware will surely butcher.

>>174848157
put your trip back on, faggot

>>174847371
Don't look at me, I want a gay alien

Not a purple human with glowy eyes in a suit with a bucket helmet.

>>174848226
None of that now, y'here? If we get a kett party member he needs to be Zaeed levels of douchebag.

>>174848135
>He should be a dick with occasional positive qualities.
He should be Sarevok in space desu.

>>174848157
I'm a degenerate and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it, bitchboi.

How does that make you feel?

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>>174848157
STOP

Garrus is best boy and he and femshep are going to live happily ever after!

>>174848354
This is a true post.

Trilogy remake with Andromeda combat when?

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>>174848387
Glad you agree.

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>>174848157
>frogman
>horrible father
>dude his cock lmao
>is a psychopath that feels nothing when he kills
>need I explain how fucked up that is? or how fucked up you are for wanting that
>in the end though all they did was make a human/frog thing
>very origanal bioware

>>174848354
Shep is dead also he's a dude
garrus is depressed
Live with it cunt it's a story

>>174848542
Honestly, I want a polished version of ME1's combat.

ME2 had a good, fast pace to combat, but felt bare bones(seriously, only three powers? Come the fuck on.).

>>174848696
god those fucking lips.

I bet Drell are great at fellatio

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>>174848339
he might not be able to do something
but soon

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>>174848696
Don't be mean, anon. Everyone has different tastes.

>>174848862
>THOT
Isn't that what queens and fairies say?

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>>174844965
Motherfucking Vorcha!
Man!
Infiltrator (Loud Edition)
Flak Cannon, Flamethrower, a unique Suicide Bomb ability
Shotguns!
Whatever he wants!

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>>174848696
>these things
>literally traps
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmi3x-Ar86Q
>still people want to fuck this
>one anons a fucking lesbian that wants to fuck this thing

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>>174849093
>Isn't that what queens and fairies say?
No just niggers and lonely misogynists

>>174849096
>random side quest to get a friend out of cryo
>as soon as you thaw it out a fucking Vorcha stowaway explodes out of the pod
>joins your team after you kick his ass

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>>174849209
>>174848696
>>174848157
>>174847371
>>174846884
put your trip back on you piece of shit
or go back to >>>/pol/

>>174849503
this

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Ah Elaaden. Sure it's another Sand World like Eos but I think the pretty trees, dunes and sandpits make it stand out from Eos.

Eos is more like Arizona where Elaaden is more like the Saharan Desert.

>>174849857
Elaaden is 100% their audition for a Star Wars RPG in the vein of Mass Effect.

From a distance those red trees even look like the orange shade sails they use on Tatooine.

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>>174849857
>unpause

>>174849209
>cobra/squid/cat.......thing
>literally bones near the outside
>look fugly
>same unrapeable cunts that wanted to fuck garrus are back again
>white girls fuck dogs/spacelizards/spacecats
>back to this autist
>dissected his pet
>talks about his ptsd
>doesn't understand your culture at all
>stands naked with another male
>girls find this cute

>>174849503
>if you don't like inter species fucking you are a neo nazi
I love this binary choice

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>>174850049
RUDE

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>>174850049
fuck forgot the pic

>>174850049
>white girls fuck dogs/spacelizards/spacecats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAWgM0-FUOw
comes to mind
Don't worry kid I know your just a fan of cf and not a /pol/tard

Havarl > Kadara > Elaaden > Voeld > Eos


Any objections?

>>174846884
>literally same thing as fucking a dog
So like your mother?

>>174850413
No I meant like your boyfriend/family dog

>>174850394
I like them all and H1...whatever the fuck.
I wish Meridian and Habitat 7 were explorable zones you could come back to.

I wonder if the Quarian Ark DLC will have a whole new zone to run around in like they did with Bring Down The Sky.

>>174850394
Voeld had promise but they made it too big with not much actually worth exploring.

Every 5 feet is another remnant ruin or kett site but once you clear the random datapad/scan quest associated with them there is no reason to ever stop and Voeld is fucking huge so getting anywhere takes ages.

It also doesn't help that SAM spams the shit out of you with the temperature warnings.

They should've done more with those aquatic creatures under the ice that some Angara scientists suspect are of remnant origin. That one side quest was unsatisfactory considered we don't even see one of these creatures' bodies.

They really should've either made Voeld smaller or put more time into it, because it fucking sucks right now.

I never noticed that armor is just separate pieces Ryder wears over his undersuit. I though it was more like Shep's full body N7 armor

>>174850773
Well not enough

You do see glimpses of them through the ice.

>>174850904
I mean you basically just see shadows moving under the ice with tiny glowing flecks in/on them.

Not really enough to discern anything of note about the creature.

>>174850394
holy hell, that's some shit taste anon

>>174850740
Oh so your father then.

>>174848035
It's femturs then.

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>>174850049
he is cute tho and im not even a chick

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>>174847836
>tfw you will never go house to house room to room killing aliens while cleaning out their ghetto
>tfw you will never come across two different species fucking each other
>tfw you will never gun them down while they fuck
>showing their naked corspes to both families
>laughing while you do it
>then shooting the families because they created such low tier animals
>ywn receive a medal from your CO for this action

>>174850994
I totally thought they would turn out to be those giant manta-ray whale things you see on Hab 7 and Havarl, just adapted to water instead of air.

I did a small comparison of romances
So. Kaidan gets three additional scenes after the official he's been romanced scene
>Crew quarters talking about how Cerberus used to be good
>Quick drink
>final talk before the final mission

Gil gets
>I'm serious about you, Ryder
>The baby talk
>The talk on the Tempest deck
>Final scene on Meridian
>The last talk before post-game officially starts

Interesting to see how we actually got more this time around.

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>>174851091
I want to touch his toe beans.

>>174844041
Can confirm, you're just playing wrong. Biotics were meant to be crowd control while you focused down heavies. So you gotta keep anything with health down while working on Shields/armor.

Biotics just isn't overpowered like it was in the trilogy.

>>174851647
Biotics is still overpowered, it just doesn't scale as high is all.

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Does anyone know who's doing the art for these Apex missions?

>>174844041
Because engineers have utility. Soldier just has defenses and damage. Biotic only have great CC

>>174852045
Matt Rhodes probably. He's worked with Bioware before at least and it looks kinda like his.

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>tfw talking to Kandros and realize for the first time that turians have plates that look like giant eyebrows

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>>174851602
I want to hold his hand.

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>mfw /meg/ is more tumblr than /dag/

>>174852902
>[me] when [x] is more [y] than [z]

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>>174852727
He'd probably love that, Jaal romance has a frankly gratuitous amount of hand-holding.
>he will never take you by the hand and pull you into a tight warm hug

I wonder if during first contact the asari and humans were shocked at how similar the two species are

>>174853176
Someone should have said "hey, aren't these guys just odd-colored quarians with straight legs and five fingers?". Or alternatively "why are they identical to batarians from the neck down?".

Did y'all save the angarans or destroy the base?

>>174853351
Save em, the Resistance could just bomb the place later anyways.

>>174853351
Destroying it is the better option.

>>174853351
I saved the angara. It was a lot of lives at stake, and we can always come back and bomb the base later.

>>174853295
but batarians have 4 tiddies

>>174853386
>>174853428

Is destroying the base later an actual gameplay thing? Or just one of those "they have the power to do it if they want to" story things?

Going with saving the base because I can shoot the Cardinal anyways, so it's a win/win.

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>>174852902
>mfw the only none tumblr voice is a tripfag that hates the thread

>>174853351
>save a few angara
>cripple exaltation on voeld
hmmmm, tough choice.

>>174853658
Destroying the base never happens later if you choose not to. The resistance doesn't actually have the ability to destroy it later.

It just continues on, likely to get filled back up again.

Post endings you want for ME:A3

I want a Gunbuster ending
>Ryder twins team up in final battle and stop some ancient superweapon from being pointed at the Milky Way and somehow end up in dark space as a result
>they take one long look at the Milky Way before turning around to go back to Heleus it takes them 300 years
>when they thaw out they are greeted by older Vorn/Kesh and all 100+ of Drack's great grandkids and old Lexi everyone else is dead

>>174853351
I saved the base, Moshae was talking crazy and I know Evfra would have wanted me to

>>174853808
>your LI is dead
>except Pobee
No thanks

>>174854258
>Peebee is only non-saveable squadmate
>LI will go into cryostasis in order to wait out your return if you have 100% playthrough

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>>174851567

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I want her to sexually bully me

>>174853808
>implying Cora wouldn't jump into Cryo with a "thaw me when Ryder gets home" post-it on the pod

>>174854782
What's Big Match AJ doing in the Andromeda Zone?

>>174854596
THat story is really gay, but a reunion after years of cryo stasis would be really sweet

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>tfw max'd out all of combat/biotics skill trees and am wearing Hyperguardian X armor set

Literally have over 1.2k health and shields that regen/recover almost instantly.

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>tfw full leveled Adept profile with massive AOE pull and quick-recharging Lance
>tfw 90% of enemies don't have biotic-blocking shields

The explosions never stop and enemies keep getting flung hundreds of feet across the map.

>>174856047
I'm assuming you've thrown on the N7 armor as well as brought along the biotic stat boosting companion (I forget if it is PeeBee or Cora but I believe one or the other grants a bonus to teammate biotics).

>>174856198
Both of them grants bonus, iirc, the asari (Cora) and the fake asari (PeeBee).

>>174856047
>tfw you launch a nigga into orbit with DoT Lift and he's dead before he hits the ground
My sides followed him.

>Pathfinder armor set is designed specifically for Andromda
>still has a big N7 on the chest
I just want my Ai back bois

>>174856906
>the only armour with a tacticool scarf is upgradeable.

>>174856906
Later versions of it luckily have stuff that covers the n7

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>>174857130

>>174857219
>*unupgradable

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anyone have a torrent or link to the nexus uprising novel?

>>174856198
Yes to the former, no to the latter.

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The Architects scare the absolute shit outta me. Where's a Cain when you need it?

>>174857130
Hey look, it's Cora's team she keeps ranting about.

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>tfw using a cobra breaks like half of the encounters in the game with any sort of scripted event
Christ almighty, Bioware

>>174852902
Goes to show exactly what sort of audience plays nuBioware's games. Fucking disgusting.

>>174847836
FemGarrus better fuck Sidonis after Shepard dies

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>>174844965

>species: Quarian
>gender: Female
>class: Infiltrator

Abilities:
- Stealth Grid (Unique/Favorite Ability)
- Turbocharge
- Cryobeam/blast

>weapon type/focus: Vanquisher SR
>romance orientation: Straight

She's bitchy and apprehensive about a relationship with a human at first but after some persistence she is down to fug and be loved

>>174859529
In due time, anon. In due time.

http://orig10.deviantart.net/c83a/f/2017/113/2/c/belly_expansion__turian_female_by_eyeagain2-db6w6wz.jpg

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Page 8.

>>174860870
I want to gas__ Jaal!

>>174860853

>>174860870
I want to protect Jaal!!

REMOVE CATSQUID

>species
Asari, born on Tuchunka and raised by Krogan

>class
Soldier

>3 abilities
Lift Grenades
Disrupter Ammo (specced into squad ammo)
Concussive Round

>Passive Abilities
Asari Battlemaster
Upgrades Health or Melee/Weapon Damage

Blood Rage
Asari enters a state similar to Krogan Blood Rage. Drastically increases survivability/damage output

>weapon type/focus
Custom Disciple shotgun modded with the Ruzads bayonet.

>romance orientation
Bisexual. She'll continually laugh at you and shut you down until eventually you nut up and challenge her to a fight. You have to beat her before she becomes interested. If you lose, she'll treat you like a little bitch and headbutt you away whenever you try and stand up to her again.

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>>174861040
>>174861463
NO

>>174861480
Sounds like you want to fuck a Krogan but don't have the quads.

>>174861903
Kill yourself retarded cunt

>>174861947
That's an awful lot of hostility, anon. Are you okay? Did you get enough sleep last night?

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>>174861947
you first faggot

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Let's talk Sloane v. Reyes

Why would you choose her over Reyes? Are we just being paranoid or will he actually try something sinister in the future?

>>174862070
I was fine before I came to /meg/ and saw that obese tumblerinas flooded the thread with Jaal again

>>174862180
Fuck off

>>174862259
There really aren't that many Jaalposts here, though.

>>174862226
Objectively speaking, Sloane is much more predictable and won't stab you in the back. Much easier to control and much safer in the long term.

>>174862259
>tumblrinas
>"flooded"
>reddit spacing
literally neck yourself and leave

>>174861906

Actually I just want an Asari that's not an Asari

>>174862324
t. jaalspammer

>>174862259
There are lot even that many Jaalfag. You just happened to arrive at them most inconvenient time

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>>174862370
they tried that with shrek and look what happened.
they tried that with sera the elf that hates elfs and look what happened
nigga you're askin for trouble when you ask for shit like that with these dogshit nubioware writers

Why is the Shadow such ass
Why are beam weapons ass
Why did they make the VHS ass
Why are all the special gun mods such ass

>>174862450
I'm serious, there's maybe a dozen that I counted. That's hardly spam.

>>174862573
>Why are all the special gun mods such ass

Have you tried the Bio Converter?

>>174862583
>20 pictures of an otherwise unpopular character in a 200 post thread
>not spam

>>174862583
Stop replying to autismo.

>>174862543

PB was a failed attempt to make a quirky Asari. I'm basically saying make a Krogan only it's actually an Asari. Krogan are like the easiest race to write.

But yeah, you're right.

>>174862370
You should be upvoting them for their brilliant forcing of the "quads" meme

>>174862636
I counted ten.

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>>174862636
>unpopular
you're either begging for (You)'s or you're actually retarded. Jaal is probably the 3rd most popular LI here. I agree that you should neck yourself regardless if it's bait.
>>174862726
>tfw no Liara's dad romance

>>174860870
>>174861903
>>174862180
>but Jaal is cute
>I want his feet touching my genitals
Disgusting filth. Stop posting the that ugly catsquid.

Have you even seen the romance? He just wants to fuck and impregnate Sara, he sets up their "date" specifically for that.
Sahuna keeps sending creepy emails about human birth and there are way too many allusions to humans and angara being compatible for it not to be related to the Jaal romance.

This bullshit is targeted at a certain demographic of women, perhaps you could migrate to the nuBSN thread where everyone wants to breed with Jaal.

Ryder of the Lost Ark or Ryders?

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>>174862883
>Scott's posting as anon again

>>174862821
>probably the 3rd most popular LI here
Just because two hambeasts keep spamming him doesn't mean he's popular

Most of /meg/ can't stand him

>>174862883
Come on now, anon, who said anything about his feet touching my genitals? That's just weird. And yes, I have seen the romance and it's lovely.

>>174862883
>whining about waifus talk in thread about datesim in the space
The fuck is your problem, mate?

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>>174862981
>hambeast

>>174862883
>migrate to the nuBSN thread where everyone wants to breed with Jaal

That would defeat the point, it's so much more ebin for them to spread their shit to here.

>>174862981
>speaking for the whole thread
Really now?

>>174863080
>jaalretard is also an avatarfag

>>174862981
>most of /meg/ can't stand him
Because all of you want to fuck your autistic sister and Jaal threatens that.

>>174862796
Doesn't matter at all. I got accused of avatar gagging and spamming my stuff despite posting like two or three times in the entire 750 post thread. They're just tossing the word spam around freely

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>ywn have Sid fill in for Vetra while she's out doing shady shit
>ywn teach Sid how to zero a rifle
>ywn have her breach and clear the Tempest as practice
>ywn have her crawl in mud under barbed wire while under suppressing machine gun fire
>ywn teach her how to disassemble and reassemble a weapon
>Sid will never be able to kick Vetra's ass at hand-to-hand combat after training
jdimsa

>>174863359
Fuck no, I'm a Liarafag and don't like any of MEA's shitty waifus

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MORE PICS OF JAAL?!

>>174863359
>this delusion
Sara quite understandably vomits at the sight of Jaal. All he's threatening is to commit suicide.

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@174863173
>being this retarded
90% if /meg/ before andromeda was waifu and fic posting
Go back to l*ddit or go fucking play another game if you can't handle our waifuposting.
>>174863363
I just hate your Ryder desu. Play as default Scott and get poz'd by Gil and post it here all you want, I just hate custom Ryders cause the CC is shit.

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>>174863637
>>174863080
>>174862974
>>174862543
Your pics are shit.

>hambeasts are in full triggered mode now
Hilarious

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>>174863765
UR SHIT

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>>174863637
>I just hate your Ryder desu
I take offense to that, good sir. I won't argue that the CC could be better

>Plays as Scott
Why would I? Scott belongs to Cora, not Gil. Using Scott and romancing Gil diene to feel right. Also I persoamlly don't like the defaults.

>>174862573
>he's never tried to be a bird autist

>research the aerial lubricant and put it on a Soned
>max out combat tools with 4A and 6A for maximum hover accuracy and hover duration
>max out assault rifle 5B and 6B for added accuracy
>max out turbocharge 4B, 5B, and 6A for improved sustained fire


your soned is now 100% accurate while in the air and while under the effects of turbocharge, cannot lose any accuracy whatsoever

melt everything

/meg/, did you forget to take your pills again?

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>>174863538
yes!!
>There are people in this thread RIGHT now that don't like beste boy
>>174864021
what other abilities are good to use as bird spec besides turbocharge?

>>174862974
>>174863359
I actually dislike the regular incest spamming, never posted any. It's mostly just a meme because there are no good straight romances for Sara in the game.

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The spoiler is that yuri is the correct answer.

>>174864378
Jaal is by far the only good one for her. But what is your ideal straight romance though? Garrus?

>>174864610
Wrong. Two men. Now that's good stuff. A man and a woman is fine too

>>174864341
>>174864632
Kill yourself

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>>174864341
>>174864694
He's great~

>>174863523
But you're a Liarafag so you've got no room to say anything against shitty waifus

>>174864341
he's husbando bait trash desu

>>174864341
>Jaal best boy
I don't think so. Then again, I'm quite biased

>>174864795
Still spamming.

>>174864935
Who's best boy then?

>>174864838
Why are hambeasts so triggered by Liara? Is it because even neet virgins would rather pretend that Liara is their girlfriend than pay attention to them?

>>174865114
Kallo

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>>174865169
fuck off mac

>>174863775
Should've kept it going desu. Now they're going to pretend that they're not dumb enough to get triggered over their fanfiction husbando.

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>>174863538
>>174864341
>>174864795
I can tell you're falseflagging and I'll ask you to please stop. I just want to enjoy my husbando, not start fights.

>>174865114
Use context clue. What would cause someone to be biased regarding best boy?

Gil. Kallo and Draco are still better than Jaal though

>>174865172
But we can't kiss him anon

>>174865317
Do it in reddit maybe

>>174865323

> Gil

Get outta here with that shit taste, Gil is trash.

>>174865169
Probably.

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>tfw no comfy night time /meg/

>>174865481
But I like it here.

>>174865323
Shit who let Draco onto the Tempest

Am I the only one that feels that BioWare missed an opportunity with Vladimir Brecka? Why haven't we have any space Slavs as part of our team?

>stranded on Kadara, Nomad all shot to shit
>have to hole up at an abandoned outpost near the edge of a tall rock formation
>surrounded by exhiles on all sides
>ammo running low, they just keep coming in
>both squadmates badly injured
>you all start making your final audio recordings
>suddenly the ground shakes
>rrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>ancient looking tank drifts around the corner
>you can make out characters covered in caked mud and dust on the side of the turret
>T-72
>Vlad pops out of the top hatch and mans the heavy machine gun
>everything is flame and deafness
>main gun aims upward
>you can only see the massive amounts of smoke going through the barrel, all you hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>incoming dropship goes down in flames, flaming pieces of enemy rain down on your position
>Tank rolls up to you
>"TOVARISHCH RYDER, I HELP, YES?"
>the entire vehicles exudes the stench of vodka
>throws you a hunk of metal
>you're confused as to what in the actual fuck it is
>"JUST POINT AND SHOOT."
>pull the trigger
>the hunk jumps in your hand and puts a hole in the ground in front of you
>the smell of sulfur is overwhelming

>>174865687
>Why haven't we have any space Slavs as part of our team?
Squatting in a fake Adidas tracksuit doesn't actually save lives.

>>174865621
Nobody likes you

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>>174865748
True. At least enemies would have someone else to shoot at.

>>174865348
I still remember the time when RPG romances were about finding common ground with your LI and learning more about who they really are, rather evolving towards middle school grade letters and cringe inducing sex scenes.

>>174865803
That's okay. I don't like me either.

>>174865803
>"reee all waifu posting is disliked and unwanted in this thread and should go to reddit unless it's my waifu"
neck yourself

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>>174856047
>mfw some of the quests require that you kill ALL the NPCs in a given area. The combos that fling faggots hundreds of yards away sometimes does not kill them and fall damage is never calculated.
>mfw I have to wait like 30 minutes for these shitters to hike their way back only to be shot in the head as soon as they are in draw distance.

>>174865597
I'll get comfy with you, anon.

>>174865923
That's sad, bro.

>>174862226
I bet they planned it that way but now they've seen the reaction to Reyes they'll make him a normal good guy.

>>174866260
Reyes is the new Cullen.

>>174866143
It's not too bad. Self-improvement is just turning out to be an uphill battle, so it's taking more time than I'd hoped. Meanwhile I've got Mass Effect and other games so I can pretend to be successful for a little while.

>>174866325
Kill yourself

>>174866360
You too

>>174866360
For what it's worth, I wish you the best. Shit can be really tough some times.

>>174866424
But he is. Cullen became a major character through his popularity with women. Reyes will probably follow his example.

>legion's voice actor listed in credits for mass effect andromeda on imbd

GETH COMPANION DLC CONFIRMED

/dag/ fuck off

>>174866614
Fuck off and kill yourself for playing and posting about that trash

>>174866495
Thanks, anon.

>>174866650
Doesn't DC Douglas voice all the geth? They probably show up, but I don't know if that means there will be another geth companion.

>>174866824
NIGGER WHAT OTHER GETH BESIDES THE COMPANION ONE TALKS

>>174866860
There's another platform that talks to you before the final battle if you save the geth on Rannoch.

>>174866886
geth juggernaut confirmed DLC companion

>>174866927
But can Scott fuck it?

>>174866805
Just sayin expect to see more Reyes in the future. Some are already rallying for him to be a squadmate.

>>174867106
I wouldn't doubt it desu since you can't even kill the spic.
The tumblrinas love him alot too. I highly expect him to have a big part in the next game, either as friend or "termporary allies" depending on if you sided with him or shot the greasy fuck.

>>174866984
geth romance when?

i know for a fact legion would never do anything to hurt shepard

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Turians make me sick with how slutty they are
Palaven should've been nuked

>>174867106
Of course you'd know all about what tumblr wants being from tumblr yourself

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>>174867261
VERY good
Source?

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>>174867261

holy shit, when the fuck am i ever going to get another vintage heatsink?

i made this nigger before i fucking hit level 5, now why the FUCK haven't I gotten one by now?

>>174867384
Just check e621, it's got the non-panties version and the source.

>>174867520
>t. tranny corafag or poopoofag
why don't you like raptor ass, anon?

>>174847371
She has nice tits and ass though.

>>174867670
I like her voice.

>>174865516
I did say I was biased. That tends to give people less than agreeable opinions

>Gil is trash
Fucking fight me, nerd

>>174868118
Kill yourself

>>174867261
*Fades to black*

>>174868709
You shouldn't be such a hothead.

I miss the old days when the queers stayed locked in their closets or wherever they were.

>>174869549
Probably playing as femsheps and romancing Garrus

>>174869549
Same

>>174850886
There are a number of areas where you can see the undersuit of the N7. Moreso if you play female. Does a nice job of accentuating the hips.

Can turians eat human semen?

>>174869549
>>174869812
Mass Effect is one of the gayest franchises made by one of the gayest companies in gaming. You ladies knew what you were getting into when you opened this thread.

>>174870832
Dragon Age is clearly gayer.

"I love mass effect, and I’m enjoying the amount of bisexual characters in the game but I can’t help but question the reasoning behind it. I don’t think they were created because Bioware was trying to represent actual bisexual characters, I think they’re bisexual because it caters to the straight players. Reyes does not strike me as bisexual, and neither does Vetra. Vetra’s romance is better suited to female Ryder and I think Reyes romance is better suited to Male Ryder. The only reason Bioware didn’t make them gay was because of the heterosexuals ™ playing the game who would of gotten butthurt."

>>174870832
Yeah except that gay shit was only posted ironically here before you showed up from reddit

>>174871192
Also this

Maybe fags should go back into their containment general

>>174870832
God hates gays.

>>174871274
Imagine being this far up your own ass. I feel like these are the same kinds of idiots who insist that actual bisexual people are just self-hating gays who pretend to like the opposite sex to fit in.

>>174871453
Bisexuals are fags.

>>174871645
Yeah, but they're not gay, they're bi. Some tumblrinas just can't countenance the idea of anybody being interested in a heterosexual relationship, because they've lionized homosexuality to the point where it's the only proof of a "good" person they immediately recognize.

>>174871832
It's called bisexual erasure, and it's perpetuated by both straight and gay people.

>>174867621
I'm not a degenerate

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This hurts you

>>174872940
go away degenerate

>>174873062
>>>/pol/

Is there a save editor yet?

I screwed up on a couple of choices.

>>174874758
what'd you do this time anon

>>174874798
I saved the krogan and accidentally romanced Peebee.

Fuck, I want out.

>>174874831
How can you accidentally romance anyone? Was the heart icon too subtle for you?

>>174874829
Pure cancer

>>174874829
>"Sorry Ryder, he's just so in touch with his feelings, he really understands me."
>"I'm sure you'll find someone like that for yourself"

>>174875235
Consider suicide.

>>174874987
No, just flirting with everyone and when I locked in I realized it was too late.

>>174875330
Consider not getting upset over videogame characters that don't love you

>>174874758
It's not possible to screw up. The game doesn't let you, because none of the choices matter.

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>>174874831
>>174875352
The only way out is the coward's way

>>174874829
Delete this now.

>Hacked match with infinite health, shields and all powers are insta-kill
>Still people don't do matches with credit hacks
What the fuck

>>174871274
What brought this on? Just stupid blogs ranting?

>>174876194
Pretty sure it's just copy-paste from some forum.

Apparently there's one out there where the gays just rant about hetero privelege or something and cry that Bioware hates them.