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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE BEST WAIFUS

Cora a cute

>>174921704
Alt. haircut style for Corafu when

>>174921782
After we get Alt. Latex outifts for the squad

Footfags should be euthanised.

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Improvements when?

>>174921610
Drawfag please show Scott licking Sara's treats.

>>174921996
What do you think they'll add?

So engineer skills. How good are Invasion and Remnant VI?

Do you prefer Overload or Energy Drain?

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>>174921671
>Xenofags think their shit waifu's have any place in the newly formed Imperium of Man
Humanity controls Meridian and will use it to purge All non Humans from Andromeda including their sympathiser(you)

Angarans will be harvested for their bioelectric to power our vast new colonies
Turians will be used as slave labor
Asari will hang
Salarians will be use as food
Krogans will kill themself out before we even get around to them
The Quarian ark will be thrown into a star thus killing the rest of the aliens that accompanied the Quarians

This thread is now under Imperial control

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>>174921996
Is that road face?

>>174922280
Remnant VI is ok when upgraded.

Haven't used the rest yet.

>>174921996
Damn, that's disgusting.

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>>174921704

Cute!

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What do you guys carry?
>Plasma Seeking Equalizer
>P.A.W
>Plasma Charged Falcon

>>174921610
>That OP image

DELET

>>174922280
>Do you prefer Overload or Energy Drain?
I prefer overload, if you're taking a lot of damage you could just swap to energy drain.

>>174922534
>shit hair
>awful face
No

>>174922636
Asari sword, the rest is irrelevant.

is it just me or do power combos feel super underpowered in ME:A?

Maybe it's just that I never ever get a good team comp for MP. What goes good with Human Engineer?

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Ok something easy now - who was your ambassador and why was it Bradley?

>>174922849
Combos works like they are supposed to but the netcode is shit. Maybe they need to implement dedicated servers or something to fix MEAMP

>>174922534
qtest

>>174922187
I just want them to change Jill to a surrogate rather than a third wheel. And finish that incomplete sex scene

>>174923092
Bradley, because Hayjer had a real job, Moshae seemed busy and fuck Morda.

Moshae was a close second choice, followed closely by Hayjer.

>>174923404
I hope(d) to promote human and military interests. Also got salarian pathfinder instead of captain as an option

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>when you do the puzzle right but the door wont open.

Kinda gamebreakey.

>>174923569
Wasn't that only far right and then right?

>>174923557
They both seemed pretty decent, but pathfinder seems like a full time job.

Initiative can't really have much of a military.

>>174923569
I thought it was glitched a similar remnant puzzle and I redone it and the door opened. So maybe you should try something else.

>>174922643
you need to broaden your horizons. there is nothing wrong with sara licking her brothers webbed toes. it's probably the only thought that comforted her after learning her dad died while she was still in stasis.

>>174923698
>>174923569
You're supposed to light them all up you fucknugget

have fun turning that around

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>>174923698
>>174923963

I made a small mistake, it's open now thankfully.

>>174923092
Krogans can't into diplomacy, the Salarian Pathfinder should be finding paths, and the Moshae is a straight-up bitch who is already from this fucking galaxy anyway.

>>174923949
Disgusting.

>>174924048
I would have been fine with Kesh.

>>174922826
t.cora

>>174923835
>Initiative can't really have much of a military.
It doesn't at the moment but i really hope you can transform them into Alliance in MEA 2. I mean there is a whole Kett Empire or something out there, how else are you supposed to fight them? Bombarding their planets with polite ceasefire requests?

How does one go about unlocking forward stations on Voeld?

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cant see shit nice game biocucks

>>174924179
Drack would have been the best choice for the Krogan. He's probably my favorite out of all of them honestly, even more so than Wrex.

>>174922298
Yes

>>174924331
Not enough population or production capacity.

>>174924267
Cora wasn't good enough for one.

>>174924442
Drak is necessary to headbutt my enemies.

>>174924491
Well AI is already trying to incorporate remnant technology into their own, they may or may not find a way to significantly boost their production capability. When it comes to population it's shouldn't really take long for humans to reproduce with enough resources provided.

>>174924673
How many humans are there 20,000?

It would take centuries to have a sizable army.

If anything it would just be pure drones.

Humanity has an edge on the other races in Andromeda anyways more versatile than the Turians, reproduce faster than the Asari, Salarian limit their own reproduction and not as stupid or sterilized as the Krogan

>>174925532
I thought it was like 200,000 with everyone

>>174925532
Damn that's HOI 4 level of manpower shortage. Well you can always go full Warhammer 40k and create an army of sentient robots that will fight for you. Quite likely given AI's love for... AIs

So I finished the reyes plot pretty much, you can flirt/kiss him for a fling even if you're romance locked, but he won't begin a love relationship with you during the lockin point when you've stolen wine'

>>174925634
>>174925532
20k per ark

>>174925634
20k on each ark plus the Nexus crew.

>>174925634
>>174925532
The opening text crawl of the game states that 100,000 people arrived in Andromeda. The descriptions of the Arks state that each of them hold 20,000 people. There are 4 Arks, each exclusively populated by one species, leaving 20,000 mixed people on the Nexus. The datapad in Spender's room notes that only 1,200 krogan came to Andromeda, so they don't make a big dent either way. Assuming the Nexus population was divided evenly, there'd be ~25,000 each of asari, turians, salarians, and humans, plus 1,200 krogan.

>>174925987
I hated that scene. I just wanted to flirt with Reyes for fun but once I got with Gil, is was just being a nice dude, but Ryder still says "You're someone to me". It's sounds way to romantic

>>174921996
the only improvement is to remove Jill her baby and replace Gil with a Quarian

>A qt kett
Is this considered spamming? If so,
I'll stop.

>>174926330
That was quick

>>174926330

It's not spamming. Spamming would be posting an image as soon as the timer would let you.

>>174926132

the 1500 outlaws I've personally killed is also a dent

>>174924179
Kesh and Vorn are busy with other jobs plus kids, Drack is going to die soon, Morda is a decent leader of her people to build that settlement on Elaaden but a terrible everything else.

You know which Krogan I would have picked? Rorik.

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>>174926330
Resized it.
>>174926454
I finished it up quick because I'm hungry, sorry.
>>174926475
Just wanna make sure no ones annoyed.

>>174925887
They have drones which seem to be dumb AI, but there is a giant stigma against using AI.

SAM was barely accepted.

>>174926495
Half of those should've be been roekarr. The rest, mostly humans, since turians/salarians/asari/krogan are never basic grunts in Outlaw bands, just specialists (Anarchists, Agents, Pariahs, and Berserkers). Other major events would be those 5,000 pods from the turian Ark getting jettisoned, and thousands of people becoming exiles from the Nexus in the first place. It still seems like there are way too many outlaws in the game; at the least they shouldn't be infinitely responding enemies on planets, only the Kett, Remnants, and Roekarr should do that.

>>174926609
Pretty fuckin cute anon

Salarian Architect's Kit is severely lacking something but I'm not sure what.

If he had a strong Overload instead of Portable Shield that could rip away Shields he could run around tagging Enemies with his Cryo-Gauntlet

Or Self-Combo like Krogan Engineer can do.

>>174926989
Its a gameplay thing if you only had 500 possible outlaws to kill off they would run out quickly.

>>174926802
Sure but Ryder just saved the day with his SAM and there are 3 more pathfinders all equipped with their own AIs. Also public opinion will probably learn about that kett empire and realise there is no other way.
Geth 2.0 only now already designed to fight

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>>174921310
These are toe beans. Some anons like to think angara have them.

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>moshae never tie you down and teach you about how her species in superior to yours
jdimsa

>>174927115
Drones would be dumb AI.

Any capacity to learn has problems. SAM is fine because it is tethered to a person.

>>174927173
Fuck off

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>>174927265
He asked a question, calm down.

>>174927370
No.
Fuck off with your garbage.

>>174927265
>"Mom!! He posted it again!!!"

>>174926132

Explain the Asari doctor on the ship before you reach the Nexus.

>>174927113
A hard limit on at least human-type outlaws would actually have been a neat twist

Just kill them hard enough and you never run into that type again because the ones left know not to fuck with the Pathfinder

>>174927583
She tells you herself that she was placed on the human ark thanks to her cross species knowledge or someshit.
Even though it woulda made more sense to put her on the nexus since theres more of a mixed bag of species in cryo there. I guess it was just cause shes friends with that old human doctor dude

>>174926204
>replace Gil
Wrong. The quarian will be his bro in engineering and him, Gil, and Ryder are all engineeringbros

>>174927757
Sounds like you want your Ryder in a gay engineer threesome.

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>>174927757
just bros right?

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l a z y

>>174928126
Whats wrong with identical twins?

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>>174928126
>when you literally thought me:a can't possibly be as lazy as da:i was before release

>>174927896
Not with an alien

>>174928126
There's also a pair of drunk Salarian triplets stumbling around in sync at Khadara's Bar.

>>174928290
Quarians are barely aliens. they might as well be asari-tier.

Do you get extra dialogue at any point if you get 100% viability on every planet before the final mission? Like do any of the teammates mention that a planet is named after you?

>>174928285
What would've helped this issue is if they got creative with face markings on Turians, Salarians, Krogan and Asari

>>174928664
No

>>174927665
Would make a lot of sense since sam also enhances rider. At this point ryder should inspire some kind of terror.

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Oof. What should I pick?

>>174928791
Get the outpost.

Morda will still be a giant bitch though.

>>174927173

Oh, the paw pads.
>https://youtu.be/WOwOtPbQ1Co

>>174928343
Eh, they're still aliens. I

>Give Scourge Gem to the Initiative for study
>Lucan the Turian Nerd in charge of rocks says it unnerves him and he's keeping it behind some sort of security
>"Fuck that" reload and pick the other option
It already sent the Adhi into a frenzy but would it be capable of driving people crazy too?

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>>174929129
>ywn touch her paw pads

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>>174921671
Vetra is, anyway.

>>174928053
Why are engineers gay?

It very ironic because engineer have always been my favorite class. The engineer in the game is gay and I romanced him as an engineer.

To be fair, engineer are much better than the other classes

>>174929129
Yeah! Paw pads are the best, they're so soft.

>>174929503
who else even is there besides nyreen?

Turian's are the best ME race

>>174930207
>jewrians
>not brogans

>>174930207
that is not how you spell krogan, anon

>>174930286
krogans are the muslims of the milkyway though

>>174930374
Wouldn't that be the Batarians?

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>>174930913
batarians are the nazis

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ded, just like raeka

>>174932437
>letting rakea die
monster

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>>174932628
>letting the kett unleash near unstoppable krogan that will inevitably kill countless civilians
you are the true monster friendo

>>174932628
all the other 1st pathfinders died
complete the cycle

>>174932628
We still got Lumont Hayjer so it's all good.

>>174930207
>ywn join a cool military squad of humans and turians

Why even live

>>174932939
mayhaps it's time for you to stop posting these faces, they kind of stopped being funny

>>174933680
4u

How are you doing in this fine evening, anons?

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what the fuck is this shit? they said I could unlock them all

I swear to fucking god I'm getting tired of entering 4+ captcha "puzzles"

>>174934005
Thinking about playing some multiplayer here soon, you?

>>174934070
nah they said you can unlock every combat ability.

>>174934129
they state with the first AVP you get that you have to choose but they'll all eventually be out of cryo

>>174934212
i think that's just a stupid lore thing implying that you choose the order of "how npcs are defrosted" but in reality, nothing fucking changes on the nexus depending on your choices cause le biowareface

>>174934082
dead inside, no good games to play

>>174934808
Just settle into your degeneracy and write fapfics while you shitpost and waifufag.

>>174927173
why do you have my cat?
return her immediately

>>174935372
any suggestions?

>>174935538
Pick two characters you like (or dislike, for some fun) and have them bang.

Play some Corruption of Champions if you want good examples for how to write them.

Then turn to Amazon, reskin all the characters and setting, and sell that shit to lonely women.

>>174935820
Noted.

>>174935820
Do people actually make any money off of writing erotica? There's so many out there already. Fifty shades of gray is an outlier because it already had a fanfic fanbase and is an outlier in it's success.

>>174936038
I doubt they quit their day jobs, but it's pretty easy to slap those things together for pennies on the side.

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>>174934082
fuck yeah multiplayer

>>174936151
Yes !

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>>174936038
don't know about amazon but some fic writers I've seen advertise their patreons. I remeber one of them was making like 250$ a month which was pretty impressive considering they were just a smut writer iirc

>>174936353
>Using more than 1 weapon

>>174936432
>not swapping whatever's more efficient or applicable to the situation

>>174935820
tfw english is not my mother tongue
tfw can't write smut

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why can't I choose both or maybe tech, I'm a sentinel for crying out loud

Reyes or Kelly?

I'm mostly speaking from a meta perspective. Reyes at first glance is obviously the better option, especially in regards to how he deals with the Nexus, but there are so many hints that he's slimy as fuck that I'd be shocked if Bioware didn't reveal him as even more of an asshole than the opposition in the next game.

>>174936606
I wish we could kill them both. Shit, just burn down Kadara.

>>174936560
Holy shit, fapfics written in broken english would be hilarious (russian especially).

DO IT ANON

>>174936606
You can kill Sloane but not Reyes. Reyes is likely a companion or very important NPC in the next game for this. It's likely Reyes will be hostile towards you at the start of the next game if you shot him obviously, and that Sloane will eventually die even if you saved her next game cause that's usually how bioware writes shit like that.

>No fic about Edi and Joker getting close, always just X years after the war or rehashing the same shit from ME3
Fuck

>>174936947
write it, anon

>>174937003
Nigga I ain't can write shit

>>174936821
No promises but I will try to post results tomorrow

>>174937097
Try. Like anything, you have to start shit and work your way up from the bottom.

So I'm trying to make another augment that I've already made, but it's not letting me, and it's not letting me select it when I make a weapon. Are augments one time craft? How do I get it back from the previous weapon I put it on?

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>>174937097
Not with that attitude.

To succeed, it takes hard work! Hard work, guts and determination!

Reach for the top!

So is there supposed to be a chick just standing stock-still on the stage in the Nexus bar with an active omni-tool as some sort of avant-garde performance art? Or is that just another bug?

>>174937003
this.

>>174936947
if you want one. make one.

i made a fic about Shepard growing up "inna ghetto" its not great but I wanted a fic about Shepard's early life and I made one.

just make one.

>>174937215
you can't
find it again

>>174937231
f e a t u r e

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>>174937097
>I ain't can write shit

but you just did

>>174937304

But... I crafted it. You mean I can't craft it again nor get it back from what I used it on??? The fuck bullshit design is that?

>>174937476
You can get mods back by dismantling the weapon you crafted.

>>174937528

Okay, phew, I was about to be really annoyed.

>>174937216
Fuck off Noriko I dont wanna see you for another 12,000 years.

>>174934005
Time for a night of Multiplayer

4k image of Vetra?

Is it possible to find out where Liam got his training?

Characters mention him being more competent than his listed background.

I Finally decided to play this game, which means I have to make an Origin account. I've spent a couple of hours now banging my head against the Public ID. No matter what I put in, it says "ID contains a prohibited word or character".

>>174938495
kys
never
NEVER
buy an EA/Bioware game

>>174938495
Just use your steam id, even if it is xxXdarklordxXX

>>174936416
Link?

>>174938598

"ID contains a prohibited word or character".

>>174938824
http://jimpix.co.uk/words/username-generator.asp

>>174938824
Any chance you accidentally put a space at the end or something?

>>174938824
my origin id is word_word and it worked fine

I'm replaying ME1 and it's not as good as I remember it....

>>174939804
the combat in ME1 is really bad

>>174938925
It's my understanding that EA has changed things so that your User ID is what other players will see in multiplayer games as well as on the forums. I'd rather not have something random.

>>174939074
Nope. Oddly enough, the plural form of my usual gaming handle is already in use, but the singular form is apparently prohibited, no matter what random bullshit I add to it.

Annoyingly, you have to log in to EA's website to access support, which I can't do because I can't create the account to begin with.

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Reminder that you should kill yourself if you pick something like xStinker666x as a name and act like a turboshitter

>>174939804
Same boat here. Those nostalgia goggles had me really excited but now I'm thinking of just crafting a save to import into ME2.

>ywn defend your decision of taking a quarian bride after the reaper war

>>174940094
did he just incinerate himself?

>>174940958
he probably thought he could slam a pariah with his krogan cock but she laughed at its size and said even varren have larger ones

>>174939804

Yep. It's real bad. I couldn't get through it.

>>174940958
There's some weirdness where you can occasionally kill yourself. I've been killed by my own combo explosion before.

>>174940094
I'm pretty sure that kind of name circles around from bad to ironically good

>>174941321
It doesn't

>>174941741
Looks guys I found xStinker665x

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>>174935820
>Play some Corruption of Champions if you want good examples for how to write them.
My nigga

>>174939804
I'm not finding the combat that bad (playing Engi for the first time).

I actually like all the open space--or rather, the fact that things don't feel designed around the player.. I wish they'd carried that over to the ME2 and 3 Citadel instead of just "one room on the Presidium" or "a hallway that conveniently has Udina's office and Bailey's office and nothing else."

Compare to the ME2 Wards and ME3 Presidium and it feels like everything is placed just for you.

>only one full beard option
>not that great
>don't like baby face
Eugh. This should be priority for the CC improvements. It doesn't bother me much but it could really be better.

>>174943063
i heard that guy makes like 20k a month or something retarded from patreon gofundme type shit.

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>tfw Liam tries to help

>>174943804
Does he really? I think I need to start learning how to make porn text adventures.

>fat autists roleplaying to help other fat autists get off

I remember a drawing depicting two furries chatting, never thought i'd say this but I wish I had that image right now.

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>>174944530
hyg

>>174944805
nasty fuck

>>174944805
Thanks, that's the one. 9/10, makes me feel literal physical revulsion and gives me an increasing desire to lose more weight and spend less time on 4chan.

>>174944805
What is a OwO? like eyes and a furry mouth?

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>>174945234
You are correct.

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The only good Asari is a dead Asari.

>>174945534
t. Vetra Nyx

>>174944530
Is that what's happening here?

>>174945534
Imagine having this shit of an opinion lmao.

>>174945872
The conversation previously was about some sex RP game whose owner makes hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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well shit
what do?

>>174946019
fuck off mac

>>174946042
Destroy the facility.

Also your Ryder looks like a piece of shit.

>>174946042
They're going to kidnap more people anyway if you don't destroy the base. Plus the Moshae will be pissed at you all game if you don't listen to her. Blow it up.

>>174946042
Your Ryder looks ready to off herself

>>174946042
Save the Kett.

but really I saved the squids

>>174945226
I'll bet you can at least do one of those things

>>174946140
>>174946164
>>174946167
but what's the difference

yeah i wish i could off her myself
i spent twice the time i spent in the cc for shepard and it disgusts me everytime i see it

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Well I got the Nomad into the vault so that's a thing.

>>174946042

It literally doesn't matter, you never hear about the base again even if you save it.

Basically it just comes down to whether you want Jaal mad at you for one conversation or the Moshae to be mad at you for one conversation.

Since Jaals the actual squadmate, I saved the place.

That being said, I don't get why we wouldn't just be able to orbital strike the base later anyway.

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Hey Pathfinder, did you manage to read those book I sent you? They were written by Sarissa, she is a legendary Asari Huntress, I've memorised all of her manuals because I've trained as a Huntress myself because I'm an over powered biotic.

I miss my time training with them and I keep them in my heart when I recite chapters from my Asari prayer book, they are so cultured and fascinating, we are so lucky they allowed us to join the council and taught us how to wield Biotics.

I'll let you go now, Ryder, just promise me we'll find the Asari ark soon, without them and Sarissa the entire initiative is at risk, we need her legendary strategies.

>>174946282
There might be a difference in the sequel, but in this game all it really affects is how pissy the Moshae is with you and a few other random lines of dialogue.

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>>174946042
Save the Angara and don't kill the Cardinal

>>174946282
Some people you saved show up for the final battle if you saved them, but then the Moshae is mad at you, briefly.
Destroy it and the Moshae is cool but Jaal is distressed. I don't think anything else really happens.

>>174946380
Because the Temptest aint got no weapons

>>174946386
I read them but only because I want to fuck you.

>>174946386
>feared for her biotic prowess as a child
>felt ostracized because of this
>when she has to get a fucking expensive cybernetic implant just to use biotics
>can remove it whenever
>also couldn't logically have gotten anything better than an L2 implant considering she's supposed to be late 20s

Did her writer not even take a cursory glance at the lore? Also does the writer know that even Kaidan with his dangerous L3 implant was only "about as powerful as an asari" on his best days? Why is she flinging dozens of anti-ship missiles back with a barrier like this is an anime?

>>174946042
Save angara, kill the bitch.

>>174946532
>fucking a weeaboo
I won't judge you because you've only got one option for human sex

>for some reason have a free shot at the Archon's ship
>board it
>don't bring every fucking bomb in the initiative
>don't tell your half-ton krogan buddy who can bench press a car to carry all the bombs he can

Remember in ME1 how those salarian soldiers jury-rigged a semi-portable 20 kiloton nuke from their frigate's FTL drive? We have actual specialists and scientists back on on the Nexus and no shortage of wrecked FTL-capable ships with drive cores just waiting to be plundered. Or functioning ones if we're desperate. Why the fuck didn't we do this? We could've destroyed their kilometer-long supership along with their leader and thousands of men and effectively ended the war in a stroke.

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>>174946559
I've trained as an Asari Huntress because I'm an overpowered biotic.
I've read the manuals.
It grants me more power then you can imagine.

I just wonder what my huntress sisters are doing now, I miss my days training with them.
By the way can we hurry up and find the Asari ark? Thanks, we really need Sarissa and her strategiesz

>>174946380
>angara
>having a navy
kek

>>174946689
We need to repopulate

Suvi really should take one for the team

>>174946745
You can't just run down to Shepard's favourite shop on the citadel and pick up a couple dozen bombs. Initiative was a civilian operation.

>>174947029
All these interspecies couples and you're worried about a lesbian?
You should be more worried about the hybrids.

>>174947232
You can jury-rig them from ship engines. The Initiative has a lot of ship engines available.

>>174947285
There won't be any hybrids anon. Even Bioware can't be that stupid

>>174946774
You got the copypasta about her and the samurai sword text? Gets me every time.

>>174947232
>favorite shop meme
What's wrong with you? Be honest, where did you come from before you came to meg.

>>174947357
>they shipped ME:A in this state
>'they can't be that stupid'
TOP KEK

>>174947357
Bioware already acknowledged hybrids can exist, anon. Only difference between here and the OT is that there's no longer any galaxy-wide jurisdiction preventing people from making them.

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>>174947357
I want to impregnate Vetra!!

>>174947559
Do you think her and Scott's child would look fundamentally turian, human, or a mixture of both? Personally I tend to think a hybrid would lean one way or the other rather than just being a mishmash of traits.

>>174947548
>He thinks MEA is the best
Sara isn't the only one with autism.

>>174947797
2>A>1>3
This is the objective truth and disagreeing with it only outs you as somebody who gets their hot opinions from /v/.

>>174947521
>hybrids exist

What? Where?

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>>174947791
There's already a ton of hurian abominations floating around on the internet. I'm more curious about humgaran

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>Vetra (or Sid) with ideas from the femtur pastebin

You Biodrones have been told to leave several times already.

>>174947926
1>(or =)2>>>>A>>>>>3

>>174946517

> After you finish game
> Go back with all the remnant tech under your control and nuke the planet
> No more threat

>>174947926
2 > 1 > 3

Andromeda isn't a real Mass Effect game so it isn't on the list

>>174948207
Go to bed Drew you're drunk again.

>>174947982
It's a codex entry in 1, I think? Basically they have the technology to genetically engineer viable hybrids, but it's extremely illegal to actually do it.

>>174948009
Maybe like humans with angara eyes and digitigrade legs? They'd probably look a bit more flat-faced and thickly muscled as a rule too. Not sure how the tentacles would work out, though.

>>174948080
>>174948207
1 isn't as good as we remember it to be. I played it for the first time today in years and god the mechanics are all shit. Sure the story is nice but what's a story without game mechanics? A book.

>>174947478
I've been here since 2013.

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>>174947559
>wanting to ruin her lean and athletic body

Leave now.

>>174948308
That's not what the fucking codex says.

>>174948386
This. It was just ok at the time, tolerable because this new setting was awesome to explore. Try to play it now and all you'll want to do is fucking kill yourself with how clunky it is.

I still want a trilogy remake with Andromeda tech. And an actual ending.

>>174948386
Eh, it can be a little slow but I still find it fun.

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http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffectandromeda/mods/108
Oh boi here we go.

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>>174948386
> what's a story without game mechanics? A book.

>>174948691
>took this long to get nude mod
pathetic.

>>174948386
>1 isn't as good as we remember it to be.
I've played 1 recently as well. Don't try to speak for anyone but yourself.

>>174948691
degenerates

>>174948691
Can't wait for the nude Suvi mod 2bh

>>174948931
majority rules fuckface

>>174948997
Oh my gawwwwwd Rhyyyyder!

>>174948021
>Pittsburgh style steak

gross

>>174948931
>I'm so invested in the "EA IS EEEEEEEEEEVIL" narrative that I'll pretend Mass Effect didn't have massive issues
Reminder that it's ok to like imperfect games no matter what /v/ says.

>>174948997
>not waiting for the nude helmeted Cora mod

>>174949068
Yes !

>>174946559
>Why is she flinging dozens of anti-ship missiles back with a barrier like this is an anime?
To be fair she was working with a powerful Asari, but I still found it retarded.

They started going overboard with Jack in 2.

Ryder's dad is supposed to be too old for the implant.
Does she even comment if on Ryder if he is a biotic too?

Kaidan was the best human biotic companion. He had his problems from the L2 which did more than just build his character but helped describe humanity's position in Mass Effect.

Cora shat on the lore in 2 ways somehow they forgot about implants and powerful biotics were no longer desirable for some reason.

They could have just stuck to her having problems with the nepotism and Ryder becoming pathfinder, but they had to go the lazy route.

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>>174948308
>>174948497
What does this codex entry actually say? Everyone always refers to it, but never actually quotes or links the codex entry.

>>174949095
SHUT UP, ME1 IS A FUCKING PERFECT GAME

>>174949130
But that soldier getup looks reeeeeeal good on that bod of hers

>>174949095
>projecting
>/v/ scapegoat

>>174949051
Does it, faggot?

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JUMP BITCH JUMP

>>174949146
>Ryder's dad is supposed to be too old for the implant.
SAM lets him cheat by overclocking his body.

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By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.

I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make notes about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)

I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe. I got my sword license ten years ago, and have been getting better every day.

I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!

I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck on Thessia!

>>174949581
Shouldn't Biotic Ryder be insane then?

>>174949146
do.. do you think Cora is so powerful cause she snorts redsand when no one is looking??

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>>174949645

>>174949645
literally funnier every time xd

>>174949676
>implying Ryder isn't

>>174949645
Good luck on Thessia, Cora! ^3^

>>174949676
he should be, theoretically Ryder alone should be able to protect the whole asari ark

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>>174947559
>ywn have fun with those baby turians by throwing them in the air and catching them with bayonets
>ywn go to palaven with your best buds to pick up turian women's dead bodies into mass graves
>ywn to the source of xenophila a furry convention and kill all you can find there
tfw you are using helghastanons shit to degenerate furfags

>>174949820
Well nobody comments on his/her/their biotic abilities, but Cora's are brought up every 5 seconds in game.

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>>174949796
I'm powerful because I've memorized the manuals.
I've dedicated my life to being a Huntress, they are my calling and with the guidance of Sarissa we will all benefit from her wisdom and tactics.

>>174949960
Ryder is just shy and lazy.

>>174949960
Acknowledging different abilities would mean inconsistencies in a game where you can respec easily.

>>174950032
That would of been great if they brought that up in party dialogue.

>>174950097
Eh not necessarily just have it be a constant that Ryder has an affinity for biotics.

Also they could just go by the initial choice.

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Vetra is cute. I want to cuddle with her.

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>>174949934

>>174950032
This. Ryder doesn't like doing anything

REMEMBER TO BREATHE

>>174950202
Well, Ryder is whining about headache during asari ark mission.

>>174949239
The entries mention the hybridization of genes from humans and non-humans. Anyone who says or implies that they can or should make say, a 50/50 hybrid being, is retarded and sick.

>>174950220
Don't respond to him.

>>174950315
Mine didn't but I might have missed the trigger. Cora certainly did though. I had 0 points in Biotics at the time.

>>174950375
seems to trigger as long as your profile has biotic abilities

>>174950207
vetra is a scalie I want to gas her to death

>>174950315
I remember that, was that the only reference?

>>174950447
pls no waifu shaming thank u

>>174950315
It also can be overlapped by Jaal's comment about the same thing itching instead of headache tho, so it can be missed.

>>174947926
ME1>MEA>ME2>The APEX Phone App>ME: Infiltrator>ME3

>>174947559
They'd probably scratch the hell out of you arms and the teeth will bite things to shreds if you raised one.

That shit is just too cute

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>>174950695
best game right here

>>174950220
>>174950350
>>174950553
>remember when 4chan wasn't total shit
>faggots from tumblr facebook and REDDIT flooded into this website
>fully occupying boards like /co/ and /lit/
>turn it into normie bullshit
We used to have waifu torture for fun because we got off on it now everyone's a queer that can't handle shit, I don't know why the other troll does it but I'm doing it because I enjoy the thought of it and if you won't join in then please go the fuck back to what ever shithole you came from

>>174950783
Who's that slut on the far left?

>>174948386
1 2 and A are all 7/10s.

Above Average Games with a fair amount of flaws/issues.

And if thats how you feel toward 1 go back and play 2. The gameplay has aged like milk.

Cora with toe beans

>>174950783
>>>174950315
Da fuck is that? Telltale game?

>>174950814
I still remember the day anons could take the bantz and not get triggered and feel the need to name drop reddit and tumblr everypost

>ywn fall asleep while cuddling with Vetra, her head resting on top of yours

>>174950814
That's what you don't get. We came from here. We just grew up.

>>174951037
This.

>>174951046
like sleeping on a pile of rocks and shrapnel

>>174951046
>ywn have someone to sleep with

>>174951476
I sleep with my dog.

Really though your mother hates when I call her that.

>>174951476
Prostitutes?

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>>174950695
yeh nah

>>174951663
Your Dad is my bottom bitch.

>>174951476
Does a cat count?

>>174951852
Something we have in common.

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>>174952018
No it has to be a human who loves you and wants to be with you the rest of his or her life

>>174952364
>human
Disgusting.

>>174952498
Fine, it has to be another person

>>174952613
>person
Plebeian taste.

>>174949545
Do a backflip!

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>>174948021
>apron with little bows
that's dainty as fuck

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Quick which of these names for an assari sound the best.

And by the best which sounds suitably alien yet isn't a wordsalad, aka rolls of the tongue good?

>Kaira
>Sashara
>Saiyra
>Ajessa
>Aidra
>Eleva


Please respond with haste, and thanks in advance for your opinion.

>>174953386
Kaira

>>174953386
Kyssia

>>174953386
I like Saiyra

>>174953386
something simple, lana is nice

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>>174953901

>>174953386
Saiyra

>>174953607
>>174953619
>>174953645
>>174954798
>>174953901
Thank you. After some deliberation, I have decided upon Saiyra.

Good night you guys and gals.

>>174955390
Looking forward to the fanfic. Is it lewd?

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>>174950783
>angaran Miranda

>>174951745
We nedd this shooped into Norda, Ryder and Strux

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>>174953386
Kalimba D'luna

>>174955772
Nah. May have a lewd scene or two.

I dunno we'll see.

>>174948021
yes, this pleases me

I just activated the vault on Eos, can you go back for stuff you missed in there or should I reload and explore more?

>>174957773
Reload.

>>174957773
You can go back but you can't open the chests that are behind force fields, they only come down when the purification field is after you.
But they're always full of junk anyway.

>>174957880
>>174957916
Thanks guys.

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>>174957773
It's closed forever.

>>174948021
Cute! Thanks anon.

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>>174956364
>>174951745
best I can do with paint

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>>174958284
How about this Scott?

>>174958284
It got a laugh out of me, thanks anon.

Can we change our appearance yet?

>>174928285
Asari are beautif-

>>174960325
New Game or NG+ are the only (current) ways.

>>174928285
>asari don't wear dresses anymore

>>174960325
Nah. Waiting for a patch.

>>174961579
When is the patch that has a good story and non-shit writing?

>>174961650
This patch is called DLC. Never ever July 3

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>>174931058
RIGHT WING BATARIAN DEATHSQUADS