/twg/ - Total War General

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First for GOBBOS AND ORCS

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>>174593247
Bang!

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HOO
HAA
HOO
HAA

>just stacked two tons of red gum for winter

COME

SIT

>>174593519
If Napoleon could do this in the 15th century why can't we do it today anymore?

>>174593709
geneva conventions

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Post your favourite memes,

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>>174594142

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Stop summoning the elector counts.

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>>174594142

Too bad we can't have gun mechanics again like we did with medieval 1 where they could misfire and the cannons could explode. :(

>>174594523
I'd like to think Skagen guns could misfire and explode.

>>174594841
>skaven have ff disabled
>no longer have to worry about your arty pieces getting their line of fire obstructed

I've remapped capslock to control and it works fine in most games but not in TWW. any ideas why that is?

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Anyone knows where can I download 1.5 patch for call of warhammer?

>>174594523
yeah dude

because RNG is fun

go fuck yourself

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>>174593247
Man these Bretonnian Damsel Beautification overhaul mods look fantastic, but the aren't very lore friendly...

>>174594898
would skaven even have arty? or even ranged besides arrows?

so because total warhammer is jewed and fucking lazy as shit
are there any good warhammer mods for the real total war games?
you know the ones that where actually fucking finished?

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>>174595668
Ratling Gunners, those warpstone musketeers/gunners that have a chance to blow up in their face, I'm pretty sure they have lightning/tesla guns, poison wind globadiers, etc.

>>174595668
war engines take team work
skaven dont have teams they just swarm in the same direction

>>174595668
they have a bunch of shit like poison mortars, ratling guns, warp lightning cannons, warplighting cannons mounted on hamster wheels,

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>>174595668

>>174595995
>>174595978
heres hoping we get even half of that then, if they are half as effective as Gatling guns in FotS i'm sold

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Wood Elves are the comfiest kotatsu elves

>>174595595
RNG suits warhammer perfectly, and shitty made in china artillery blowing up suits the skaven even better

>>174595668
They don't use arrows, but they do have more ridiculous guns and artillery than anyone else

Poison gas, high-powered rifles, gatling guns, and lightning artillery

the SCIENCE is part of their reddit appeal

>>174596160
lol you know we won't. We'll probably get the equivalent of the "Chaos Warriors" faction and have a Skaven faction with three LL, some generic units, and a few settlements and give them another variant of the underway/forest ability.

>>174595668
Here's every ranged and artillery unit the Skaven have off the top of my head:

>Skavenslaves with slings
>Warplock Jezzails (huge sniper rifles)
>Ratling Guns
>Warpfire Throwers
>Poisoned Wind Mortars
>Poisoned Wind Globadiers
>Warp-Lightning Cannons
>Doomwheels
>Plagueclaw Catapults
>Stormfiends (when armed with Ratling Guns, Warpfire Throwers and Poisoned Wind Mortars)

On top of that various characters can take Warplock Pistols and Handguns, and Warlock Engineers can carry the Doomrocket.

>>174596635
>>Doomwheels
please tell me this is a bunch of rats in a wheel running
please

Speaking of Skaven, is it ever explained why the kingdoms of man in WH deny their existence so hard?

>>174596685
That's exactly what it is

>>174596741
fear

>>174595584
Reminder that we ~had~ 1.5 until some faggot posted the link right on ModDB and it got taken down.

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>>174596741
Because there were so many skaven festering under major cities of the Empire by the time they discovered them they couldn't be wholly eradicated without causing major damage to the cities. So, they cover it up and try to contain public panic and any skaven surface raids. That is, unless you're a certain curious Witchhunter who desires the truth.

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>>174596685

Yep.

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>>174596685
It's probably my favourite Skaven weapon because it is literally a giant hamster wheel of death.

>>174596741
Only the Empire does really, combination of collusion between the empire and skaven elite because they both think it serves their purposes for the Skaven to remain a myth and so they unwittingly collude to maintain it that way

The real reason is so reddit can enjoy
>Its just a rat?
>DUDE JUST A RAT LMAO

>>174596635
pretty much this though of coruse warlock engineers pretty much always take warp lightning as well which is a common ranged spell for Skaven. Assassins or night runners get some throwing stars as well. Also the screaming bell has a few ranged bound spells.

>>174596836
>>174596923
>>174596937
CUTE
skaven are CUTE
cutest warhammer race

>>174596937
>>174596923

These would cost too many charlemagnes.

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>>174596741
millions of them live under the biggest empire cities, if word got out there would be panic in the streets and everything would collapse

>>174596160
honestly gatlings in fots are pretty underwhelming due to the way they target units, hopefully CA fixes it w/ ratlings

>>174596741
In a world featuring war-obsessed monstrous green creatures, bloodsucking horrors commanding unending legions of undead, ravenous savage man-beasts, smelly french people, grudge-obsessed manlets, and eldritch monstrosities leading endless hordes of roided up superhuman soldiers, the one comfort citizens of the empire have is that they are safe behind the walls of their cities

Imagine the reaction amongst the populace if they were to discover that they weren't safe in their own homes

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>>174596890
Holy fuck is that what happened?
Jesus christ fuck this dude why would you do something like that
Either you seriously think it's not going to be taken down and you're fucking stupid, or you know it and want to be a massive dick to everyone
FUCK this guy

>>174596952
That is blatantly false, and the Empire has openly fought the Skaven (Emperor Mandred Rat-Slayer). Basically after clans pestilens massive plague attack didn't totally wipe out mankind and the skaven were defeated the skaven had a civil war and nearly let themselves get wiped out but the Grey Seers who rose to total prominence thereafter cast a spell to wipe the memory of skaven from human minds. It requires a constant vigilance of seers to maintain it. It doesn't work on dwarfs since they are magic resistant and the other races don't really pose a threat or are too far away from skavenblight to be affected.

>>174596741
Black Library put out a book called 'The Loathsome Ratmen and All Their Vile Kin' which is written from the perspective of an Empire scholar going on a on-man crusade to expose the existence of the Skaven. It's a great read and has a ton of material on the Empire's relationship with the rats. Just add 'pdf' on the end and you should be able to find it fairly easily.

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>>174597140
>>174596890
So no 1.5 ?

>>174597243
You keep half an eye on this general today. I got a feeling ~something~ is cooking.

>>174597054
nah, just lazily combine a chariot and a cannon and you've already reached the level of effort CA will give you

>>174597054
>>174597392
it will just be a faster, weaker steam tank

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>>174597243
Let us pray to Sigmar someone uploads it again

>>174597306
BASED ANON YES PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN

>>174595657
Damsels learn their magic from the Elves, and along with magic they learn certain other 'elvish ways'.
And a true knight of Bretonnia would never refuse to help a damsel in distress, even if she were to ask for a long walk by moonlight, and some holding of hands.

>>174597146
http://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Conspiracy_of_silence

zzz

Also this explanation falls on its face because Tilea is right by Skavenblight but they know about and despise skaven, its really just the empire that indulges in this meme

Well, them and inbred bretonnians who don't know anything about anywhere anyway

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>>174596160
>Capable of shot-shot at over 200 rounds per minute, with its warp-steam engine and hand cranked automatic reloading system, this, Skaven, is the Ratling gun. Made-made by renowned clan Skryre, this gun-gun is best-best weapon to provide a continous high rate of fire without stop-stop for reloading. With Ratling guns in your arsenal a crew of JUST TWO can do the job of 1000 slave rats, reducing the cost of your clan and at the same time, increasing it's good-good, and all through Skryre Ingenuity.

Now I want to set a line of ratling gunners and wipe the floor with the Empire, Dorfs, Lizardmemes and my own slave rats while gunners accidentaly blow up themselves using it.

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>>174597581
I will not dishonor my vow by defiling zee lady's chosen damsels! No!

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>>174597721

What if ze lady commands him to do it?

>>174597306
>I got a feeling ~something~ is cooking.
what makes you say that?

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>Naval support in land battle

*nothing personal Matsumoto*

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>Internal model name: Galrauch
>Reduced to just a mount choice in game
>Galrauch will never be an actual Lord choice for Chaos

>>174597306
you in they skype group?

>>174595978
That does make me wonder how they'd function though. The skaven are generally supposed to overwhelm with numbers right? But stuff like heavy gunners and mortars would slow them down.

Are you supposed to have a solid line of infantry defending the entrenched weapons, with rats hiding in the woods to flank them once the enemy engages? They have little in the way of cavalry or heavy infantry as I understand.

>>174598156
mod it

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>>174597946
The Lady already has a personal harem of King Louen, Gilles, Calard, Bohemond, and the grail companions. How many boi-sluts does she need?

>>174598231

>Implying there's even a point when you can't mod in voice acting for him

>>174598256

*The Lady already has a personal harem of young boys that her damsel send her.

FTFY, that bitch is all about the /ss/.

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>>174594142

>>174598315
get gud at modding then

I want a Codex Alera mod for rome.
I mean it just fucking works.

>>174598218
I never played tabletop but based on what I can tell from their units they should act as a hybrid between greenskins/dwarfs, with the large melee blobs of the former and the artillery/tech of the latter. The problem for them is going to be the fact that they have no cavalry at all, which is a huge problem for a faction that has high-value war machines/ranged units. Unlike the dwarfs, the rest of their roster doesn't make up for not having cav

>>174598434
>Implying that's a meme
Although Reiklanders somehow manage to be worse.

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Chaos realm mini campaign when?

>>174595595
Yeah it is.

>>174598547

>Eye of Terror

Isn't that a purely 40K thing?

>>174598547
>kornflakes is the only cg with out his own moon

>>174597721
And now I can't help but think that the ze lady tricked a whole country full of strapping lads into not screwing the brains out of her extremely frustrated following of scantily clad, nubile young ladies.
This allows said young ladies to cast fireballsout of sheer frustration.

Meanwhile, ze Lady rides back to Athel Loren for a timeless wood elf orgy.

What a gigantic bitch.

>>174598734
Hey, but at least all the grail knights get to come along and suck her futa cock. So there's that

>>174598725
but he is also the only one with a gf

take that, dumb bird

>>174598519
>Codex Alera
Roman legions with pokemon and magic vs furries cannibal elves psychic furries and literally the fucking zerg

>>174597581
The handholding meme got stale years ago. It was a funny joke for a short while, now it's just something everyone knows is gonna get posted over and over if certain subjects are mentioned.

>>174598819
Just as planned.
While he is busy being a normie I can take all his skulls to use in my new art project!!!

>>174598547
>wanting another shit-tier minicampaign

The warhammer mini-campaigns are only there so CA can "justify" the price of the new factions that came along with them, they are fucking horrible and only worth playing to unlock based boris/the red duke

>>174598547
Too much content. CA would either re-make the Chaos realm, scrapping most of the interesting features and turn it into some boring map, or sell it in pieces as DLC.

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>>174598156
Dragon? Dragon

>>174598863
Would it be more funny if I'd typed 'a long walk by moonlight, followed by gentle lovemaking in the missionary position by the side of a sacred lake'?

>>174599128
I hate to tell you this, but your comedic ability is non-existent.

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>>174599110

>>174599203
>t. Averlander

>>174598539
So they're more like a slowly moving blob? I always imagined them on the charge which was part of the problem.

>>174599309
well they're rats, so their infantry should be somewhat fast, probably faster than humans but slower than beastmen

>>174599203
>>174598863
You're not a whole lot of fun yourself

>>174597581
>Damsels learn their magic from the Elves
How is this legal

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>>174599373
Plus all of their weapons teams move at the same speed as the normal infantry in the tabletop despite lugging around their heavy weaponry and heavy armour, so the bulk of their firepower should be at least somewhat mobile.

The Doomwheel also has the potential to be fast as fuck (it moves 3D6 inches in the tabletop; your regular Skaven moves 5 inches) so it could work like some unholy super-heavy cavalry unit. There are also Wolf Rats which can be a light harassing unit.

Also Clan Eshin units will probably mostly have the ability to vanguard deploy and are all fast infantry (six inches instead of five), which could help if they end up in the game.

You're a big rat

>>174599734
Uh Emperor Maggy worked with a High Elf to make the Eight schools you know

>>174599613
I'll try harder next time.

>>174599745
I'll bet that clan specific armies won't exist. Each clan hires its services out to one another, so if clan Eshin marches to war it's not unlikely that you'll see some Rat ogres drawing attention while gutter runners punt you in the arse.

>>174599758
they were trying to grab your prize - they work for the demon, the horned rat

TODAY

>>174599964
FIRST ONE TO SQUEAK

GETS TO STAY ON MY GYROCOPTER

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>>174599919
I'm aware of that, which is why I referred to them as Clan Eshin units instead of just Clan Eshin. We're probably going to see the default 'Warlord Clan with attached Great Clan support' army model that was typical on the WHFB tabletop.

>>174599997
tomorrow

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>>174600176
Don't lie

Slaughtering rat fucking shits is going to be so much fun.

>>174600096
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB GOTREK GURNISSON?

>>174599919
I'd like to see more 'themed' army compositions for certain factions.

Say, Wissenland getting more gunpowder units or the Black Venom tribe using loads of spiders (I don't remember that being the case, but maybe I'm just unobservant).
And that could also extend to 'minor' Skaven clans being more aligned to one major clan or another.

>>174598547
The bad moon is real and is in Slaanesh's realm? The fug?

>>174600303

HE DIDN'T FLY-FLY SO GOOD

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>>174600239
Actually I doubt it, they will be a static army so you will mostly be forced to run a gauntlet of artillery and extreme range heavy musketry whilst your elite units die because you didn't notice the globadiers tossing gas into them and they are pinned by slaves. It's basicallly everything you hate about an enemy army rolled into one.

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>>174599203
>I hate to tell you this, but your comedic ability is non-existent.
I'm German, it's better that way.

>>174598547
Only if there's one good crusader faction I can play has

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Richard Beddow's music for Warhammer is fucking shit and trash. I don't want low key mood music in a fucking violent fantasy game you idiots. Rome 1, Medieval, hell fucking Shogun 2 have more fantastical scores than Warhammer.

>>174600538
Yeah, the Grey Knights.

>>174598684
WHFB came first than 40k, and at first it was literally 40k IN SPACE, so most names come from either FB or latin.

Never forget the noble Squats

>>174600619
Didn't they re-introduce Squats? I haven't kept up lately, but I thought I heard something to that effect.

>>174600569

>Warp crazed Kaldor Drogo as highly unreliable summonable legendary hero.

Fund it.

>>174600675

They got a mention in a rulebook, along with "Felinids" or something like that.

>>174600569
>Grey Knights
>Good

>>174600675
They just mentioned they exist, no army book

Their excuse is, get this, an Imperial Scribe forgot to write about their continued existence for a few years so they were labeled as extinct.


The Imperium's incompetence would make a great dark comedy

>>174599734
Its mahou shonen barely legal, anon

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>>174598684
The Warp and the Realm of Chaos are the same thing, so yes, that is the Eye of Terror from 40k in the 'Warhammer' Realm of Chaos.
Consider that Daemon special characters have stats in both Fantasy and 40k. And there's plenty of stuff like pic related.

>>174600894
>GW's incompetence would make a great dark comedy
FTFY.

>>174600894
>The Imperium's incompetence would make a great dark comedy
I'm imagining Monty Python in that universe and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

>>174600828
>literally any faction in 40k
>good

>>174600562
I agree that R1, M1&2 and Shogun 2 have overall better music although i like danse macabre and 2:23 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU8y9MZl8Rc
It suits campaign map perfectly

But battle music except for vampires is really underwhelming.

>>174600769
Yeah, they added some info about abhuman auxilia to the Guard codex.

So that gives you the option to actually have catgirls in your 40k RPG campaigns.

>>174601049
I think it was more of a Red Dwarf reference.

>>174601049
Mate, 'hirsute' literally means hairy or covered in hair. They aren't anime catgirls.

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>>174601127
>They aren't anime catgirls.

>>174601049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk

>>174600942
In the old Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay books player characters could be gifted basically the entire Chaos Space Marine armoury by the Gods, and even have their consciousness transferred into a Chaos Android.

>>174601127
If the imperial Governor in your Dark Heresy campaign wants to have catgirls, you are going to get him catgirls or risk the inquisitions wrath.

>>174601119
Possibly.

>>174593519
As someone who stumbled into this thread - what is happening in that pic

>>174601306
just a Napoleonian canon firing, what seems to be so weird about that?

>>174601306
A cannon modded to fire a fuckhuge number of shells.

There is a video of that, maybe some kind anon has the link.

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>>174601232
Welp.

Anybody else playing Steel Faith? How AI Wood Elves usually fair in your campaigns?

>>174601041
There's "Morally Dubious" and there's "Let's bathe on the blood of our comrades for no justifiable reason".

Ciaphas Cain is good, and he might as well be a faction of 1

>late game fots
>originally planned on switching allegiances after securing the northern island so that I could have a challenge/get to use the elite carbine cav that imperials get
>most of the factions left are imperial
>if I switched allegiances the game would basically be over
>don't want to stay supporting the shogunate because that would be boring

Wat do? I don't like the republic/shogunate elite units

>>174601385
I would post the webm but the file-size is too large

>>174601004
>How to Annoy a Heretic
>The Life of Joe, the Emperor's neighbour
>Monty Python and the Holy Cadia

>>174601707
The only elite units that are different are the fucking cavalry and late game FOTS is a line infantry and artillery game IMHO.
Just go republic if you want a challenge.

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I love small border skirmishes.

>>174601705
>"Let's bathe on the blood of our comrades for no justifiable reason".

Do you get all of your 40k knowledge from 1d4chan memes without reading the source material? The Grey Knights needed the Sisters' blood to make warding sigils to 100% guarantee protection from the corrupting effect of the Bloodtide so they could (literally) wade in and smash it back to from whence it came.

It's an excellent example of how the 'knights in shining armour' are actually ruthless in their unending campaign against daemons and will do absolutely anything necessary to carry the day, even if it means using blood-powered faith sorcery.

>>174601882
If we completely ignore the fact the Grey Knights already have the best seals and sigils that the Imperium has to offer, and the fact the Sisters of Battle have no special abilities like the Greys have, AND that never in the history of 40k prior has fucking BLOOD powered anyone else other than Khornate skullfuckers...

Yeah, if we ignore almost everything it's a great example

>>174601836
Same. Small, early game battles are always the ones I think of most fondly.

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weird, mazdamundi has a triceratops mount here but not in the trailer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvDFfmUzFPs

STUFF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-URa-PoLp6o

>>174601993
fuck off arch

>>174601993

fuck off

>>174602163
>>174602171
greetings and salutations friends

>>174601836
>close victory

>>174601993
Arch uses Radious just to provoke us right? Or is he that casual?

Hey guys, anyone want to be my friend on steam?

I recently reinstalled steam and everyone I knew hasn't logged on in years :(

>>174602706
yes post id here

>>174597306
>something
The only things this general cares about are TW Warhammer leaks, historical TW leaks and AE getting released.
Wich one is it?

>>174602706
yeah post your id, don't worry, noone will spam you with CP

>>174598156
Post yfw you realised the dragon doesnt have two heads but rather his head and neck were split in half by the mutation.

>>174603151
Chaos, not even once
The lack of symmetry must have made that a pain in the assessment to model as well

>>174603151
Yeah love that design.

>>174602923
>(you) in charge of context clues

>>174598434
>>174598543
>averland is the source of beastmen

>>174598547
TWW3: Realm of Chaos. Coming 2019, only 60 dollars!

I just started my first dwarf campaign, whats the best skill build for Grombrindal? This dwarf has some great stuff.

>>174601836
I hate how rare they are

I wish you could limit all armies to 10 stacks

>>174603806
Do all the important blue stuff

Then ditch him for a rune lord because outside his blues hes a shit LL

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Howdy Elven Servants! Check it out, i'm made of gold!

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>>174602054
delet

>>174603950
This guy seems like a good leader.

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>>174603950
Cute

>>174603950
>i hate elves who disagree with me but I hate chaos even more

t. end times

>>174602836
pls no bully

https://steamcommunity.com/id/TebinPander

>>174602960
Please don't

>>174604219
contacted gaben for attempting to get friends when you have none

enjoy vac ban :^)

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>>174600562
I miss Jeff van Dyck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRp8WeT0SZI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVrNq-2okG0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTa6h3A9shw

Total War: China

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>>174603950
islands were created around a magical vortex

the surrounding area was declared an elven reservation, where elves could upkeep their unique customs and "culture"

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>>174604417

>>174604417
Lets hope this never happens, gooks can make their own game or just rip off one of the existing TW games like they always do.

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>>174604376

>mfw Jeff van Dyck comes back for the next historical total war

>>174604417
Total War: WW1

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>>174604473
>histautists throw a fit over warhammer II
>next historical announced 2018
>total war China
>half of CA's customer base dies overnight from epileptic seizures

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>>174604632
Total war Age of Sigmar

>>174604376
Comfy shadow army endlessly marching like in Medieval 2 and Attila should be in every Total War menu.

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>>174604376
Jesper Kyd for the warhammer II soundtrack does things for my toblerone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfsZhYiCNfA

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>>174604417
I really don't want China, just give me Medieval 3 or something in the approximate location. I'd rather have another fantasy title than TW:China.

>>174603950
Tell me about Malekith.
Why does he wear the mask?

>>174600562
STFU, Beddow is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ic0OdGxaTA

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>>174605065
Because he is the one true king of all elves

>>174604151
Go being stabbed by Mannfred somewhere else.

>>174605065
Stepped into a fire and got burnt, taking it off his face would probably be very painful for him

>>174605143
>literally N7 armor
Is he voiced by Mark Meer too?
That would be rad

>>174605143
If I took it off - would he die?

>>174605224
>It's black so it's the same
wew

>>174605236
no, it won't even be painful for him

>>174604451
I hope they won't reduce Ulthuan to a tiny island like they reduced the "Great Forest" of Athel Loren to four settlements.

>>174603151
>>174603283
>>174603386
If I remember correctly, he is also fused with/possessed by a Lord of Change.

>>174605376
He has a point with the torso being very similar to one N7 design, though otherwise it's just generic armor similarities.

>>174598218
You're forgetting Skaven don't give two fucks about friendly fire. You hold the enemy in place with swarms of expendable cheap infantry, and then promptly blow all of them up or run them over.

>>174605430
Yeah, tree Hitler with more OP settlements sounds like great fun

>>174605430

You know they will

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> Turn 10
> Franz is already at war with 3/4 of the people he knows

How long do you think he'll last?
I think Wissenland is going to fuck him over pretty soon.
Also, should I attack Averland? I want the little town near the border princes, but they have 2 full stacks around. I don't to risk it too much.

>>174601987
Please stop posting anytime. The blood of innocents has been used to sanctify anything, even bullets, since the dawn of the setting. And the sisters have powers of faith that make them uncorruptible.

I get that you're mad at what happened but really, it was just worded poorly.

>>174605505
Finally a faction where I wont feel bad about my artillery shooting into the moshpit.

>>174605630
Do it now while they're at war and peace out as soon as you take the city.

>>174605630
He'll live. Vlad will eat the buffer states of Averland and Stirland and then peace out to develop infrastructure and salvage his armies. The Skullsmasher Orkz will get killed by Bretonnia, the Empire Rebels will get conquered by Franz, and the Beastmemes are a horde faction that'll get killed by the Wood Elves before they reach Reikland. On wissenland, I don't know. I'v played legendary empire campaign two times and on very hard about 5 times and never once has Wissenland been aggressive enough of an AI to invade Reikland.

>>174601987
>from whence

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>>174605485
He really doesn't though. N7 armor design mimics the rib cage, while Malekethic's is like an edgy scorpion carapace.

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>>174605505
Yeah I guess the friendly fire throughout the game already kind of negates their special tabletop rule about firing into skavenslaves. Its a shame that the game as no rng elements whatsoever though and I'm not confident they'll do skaven much justice. They'll be a spectacle but thats it.

Looks like next week is the week boys.

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>>174605143
They really did settle on the worst Malekith design they could have

>>174602697
For someone who complains about every minor lore inconstancy his tiny brain can think of, the fact he uses Radious makes me laugh my ass off.

This is so fucking stupid.

I can't auto-resolve any battles with my Chaos Sorcerer Lord because he always takes a huge chunk of damage even if its only attacking a tiny garrison and I only loose 5 men.

Is it something to do with the game registering him as a fighter as well as a wizard even though he's awful at fighting?

This is annoying as shit because I don't have an SDD so playing every single battle will be such a chore.

>>174605929
There's an armor-modification that makes it look pretty much like Malekith's.

>>174605997
Miscasts are in the game
Adding a button to skaven artillery that makes it shoot twice as fast but makes it likely to take damage is easy enough to do (the spell system can already do this, just inflict a self debuff on the artillery piece that has multiple ticks and a chance of activating per tick, like how spirit leech works)

>>174606131
Nah the one you posted is awful in comparison
>im sooo edgy I don't have a face!!! Only darknesss!!!!!
Snarl mask is 100 times better.

>>174604726
since we know have flying units I believe we could get a modern total war with choppers ;^)

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>tfw commissioning warhammah porn
>wont share it because people dont like futa

Anywho hows your day going so far lads?

>>174606209
It's about the armor. The game uses him like an ordinary lord/hero but his armor is lower. Same as for Warrior Priests.

>>174605143
>from the front it looks like a hateful snarl
>from the side it looks like a cheerful smile
I like it

>>174606374
>people dont like futa
Have you even been to /d/? Tons of people like it.

>>174605665
Proof. Never heard of this bullshit before.

The maximum I'll give is that it depends on the writers. Most modern writers, especially those who write novels and stuff, treat 40k as a sci-fi setting, with stuff like techpriest and machine spirits being ecclesiastical explanations for stuff they don't understand.
Sanctifying shit with fucking blood of all thing is straight up magic fantasy bullshit

>>174606374

Hell I like futa, but why on earth would you combine it with warhammer? Fuck, why even commission warhammer porn in the first place?

>>174606534
>Why on earth would you combine [futa] with Warhammer

Ever heard of Slaneesh, fuccboi?

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>>174606507
tons of degenerate scum

>>174606314
>way more aesthetically pleasing
>but muh edge
You do realize that these are the dark elves, right?

>>174606534
>why even commission warhammer porn in the first place

Because slaanesh and all female factions like SoB or factions like eldar.

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>>174606647

>>174606647
Where did the "Pepe bullies Wodjak" meme come from?

>>174606534
>slaanesh
>elves/eldar
>chaos in general

????

>>174605065
Elves society were ruled by the Everqueen but then the great daemon invasion happened and Aenarion, became the main leader of elven armies. He sacrificed himself in the Flames of Asuryan to be reborn as the Phoenix King. He married Astarielle, the Everqueen and they had two children. Morellion and Yvraine.

When Aenarion got hit by news that his wife and children were killed by daemons he picked up the Sword of Khaine (Khaine is elven god of murder, blood and stuff). The sword made him much more warlike, bloodthirsty and brooding. He got a new wife, Morathi, a seeress which he saved from daemons, and they had a son, Malekith.

Aenarion being basically an avatar of two elven gods defeated daemons with Caledor creating a Vortex to suck the magic from the world and making daemons unstable and much more containable threat.

After the war Aenarion left the Sword of Khaine on the altar from where he picked it and left on his trusty dragon.

Then there was a council of princes and other important elves that decided that Malekith was too much like his father and they didn't want a warrior figure as their king in the time of peace and rebuilding. Aenarion's other children turned out to be alive. Yvraine took the mantle of the Everqueen while Morellion wasn't interested in ruling and fucked of traveling or some other shit. Bel Shanaar was council's choice for the next Phoenix King. Malekith was pretty much ok with it.

Malekith became the greatest elf of this age, He went to the Old World, founded many colonies, fighting greenskins, beastmen and other stuff. He befriended Snorri Whitebeard, the High King of the Dwarfs and became the ambassador of elves. When he came back to Ulthuan he culled the cults of pleasure that were spreading. In old lore those were cults of Slaanesh, in new lore those were cults of darker gods of elven pantheon. Morathi turned out to be their leader and Malekith imprisoned her.

>>174593247
So I've never played TW:Napoleon but I owned it. I heard it had a lot of great mods, is there any mod I should try? Taking into consideration that I haven't played this game yet but something that improves on the base game.

>>174606773
From the fact that Pepe is happy, while Wojak Feels is always said. So naturally people came up with "smug Pepe bullies Wojak".

>>174606875
>>174606693
>>174606626

I wasn't saying that weird fetishists don't exist in the warhammer universe, but it just seems like such a weird setting to sexualise for me.

>>174605065
High Elves had phoenix kings before the split between dark n normal elves, Part of becoming the Phoenix king was surviving some godly fire nonsense, Malekith tried but the gods burnt him to a crisp, now only his armour holds him together.

>>174606734
Fuckignm disgusts me that I have to share a platform with backward genetic freaks and morons like yourself. At school anytime someone was discovered as liking this shit they were the grossest people imaginable. Would happily endure any amount of web surveillasnce for such tumours on society to be filtered and jailed.

>>174607120
... Because he likes the Rome TW soundtrack? Is this some /twg meme I'm not aware of?

>>174606519
"The blood of martyrs is the seed of the Imperium" is an old quote that's to be taking more literally than usual, it's old fluff really. One somewhat recent reference to this was in a short story about grey knights by ben counter, there they show that the imperium selectively looks for good men and women to get their blood, uses psykers to create aegis armor and stuff like that.

>Sanctifying shit with fucking blood of all thing is straight up magic fantasy bullshit

40 is space fantasy, when did you start thinking otherwise?

> Most modern writers, especially those who write novels and stuff, treat 40k as a sci-fi setting

What?

>>174605430
That's not what they said was happening for the Grand Campaign you retard. Ulthuan will be the same size as in the new world campaign, it's just that the Southlands, southern lustria and western naggaroth will all be cut off and not on the map on the grand campaign.

>>174606939
Anyone answer pls

When will the day be the day?

What the fuck can the old friend even be at this point?

>>174607120
wew lad

>>174604970
Total War: Dog Park

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>>174606910
cont.

After a while the cults grew in power once more but this time Malekith used them for his own gain. He announced that Bel Shanaar was a member of those and killed him. Then he threw himself to the Flames of Asuryan to be reborn, like his father but he wasn't. He was burned alive, saved only by his mother. Civil war broke. Malekith got this armor and became Darth Vader, it sustained him, he wasn't able to take it off.

The elves appointed a new Phoenix King, grandson of Caledor, Imrik. Upon crowning he took the name of his grandfather and became Caledor II. The war was long and bloody but eventually Malekith lost it. In a final attempt he tried to undo the Vortex but it backfired and most of Nagarythe and Tiranoc was destroyed under waves.

Surviving Malekith's loyalist retreated to the bleak and cold land of Naggaroth, the Land of Chill where they built their own kingdom. From time to time Malekith strikes an invasion on Ulthuan to reclaim his father's throne.

>>174606314
>he doesn't want the edge elves to be edgy

Its all part of the fun though

>>174607213
>What?

Ciaphas Cain, The Horus Heresy, Titanicus, literally anything Dan Abnett writes, and the two most recent edition Codexes just off the top of my head

Space Opera maybe, but the Realm of Souls/Warp is not the Realm of Chaos and it doesn't work like fucking magic

>>174607308

ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ

>>174607213
>"The blood of martyrs is the seed of the Imperium" is an old quote that's to be taking more literally than usual

No it fucking isn't you autistic spastic moron. It's to be taken as literal as "Life is the Emperor's currency, spend it well". You don't pay with two unborn children for your morning cup of joe you retarded piece of shit

>>174607274
The fuck are you even talking about?

OI Napoleon mods, quick summary anyone?

>>174607035
They had one true Phoenix King before. He died and was reborn. Others used protective spells.

>>174607472
>The Horus Heresy

The big event where the Emperor, an immortal superman made from ancient druids going BLANDA UPP, makes a pact with four actual, literal gods to imbue his "sons" with immense power of their own who then get magically cast across the galaxy by these gods is normal, completely mundane sci-fi?

>>174607636
Darthmod

That's it

>>174607584
Calm the fuck down and feel free to ignore the fact it's been used like that if it makes you sleep at night.

>>174607701
Someone told me L Montee De L Empire was better for Napoleon than Darthmod, not true?

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What did they mean by this?

>>174607636
LME - autism, but can be fun
Darthmod - adds the unwieldy fire by rank so it is shit. Also some other annoying bugs
Mixing smaller mods - best. Good luck finding working download links though.

>>174607809
Isn't the second game centered around Lustria?

>>174607895
No, the second game features lustria
If it has any center its Ulthuan, which has the great vortex

>>174607410
>Upon crowning he took the name of his grandfather and became Caledor II.
No, wait, he was Caledor I. He killed himself bu jumping off the ship in full armour.
Caledor II was killed by Gotrek Starbreaker during the War of Vengeance.

>>174607697
>Emperor
Fusion of the "souls" of humans who can interact with the parallel dimension known as the realm of souls, sci-fi (souls don't make a fantasy setting, we can't even decide if they exist or not in the real world
>Four actual, literal gods
Eldritchian creatures from a parallel dimension influenced by ours. Is the Mist fantasy in your mind?
>Magically cast across the galaxy
Warp. Star Trek is my favorite Lord of the Rings Spin-off

Soft sci-fi, but still sci-fi, not fucking fantasy, and I notice you didn't present a single other reference to sanctifying blood other than a metaphorical quote than no one other than Wardian-class retards could take literally

>>174607831
thanks

>>174607472
>literally anything Dan Abnett writes

The guy who had a living saint cure a character from his brain damage without actually giving him back his brain, just restoring his capabilities somehow? The medics in the setting commented on it themselves.

>>174607702
It's been used like that much less than it's been used metaphorically, and not in recent times.

It's as cannonical as Bretonnian Gunpowder you little shit

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I fucking love Dark and High Elves.

>>174607984
So then why are all the factions/marketing Lustria focused?

>>174608089
The guy who constantly uses that one Arthur Clarke quote did something the medics in the setting couldn't explain

W O W
O
W

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>>174608107
>and not in recent times

And so the discussion comes full circle.

>>174608107
Oh, so we're back at our good old "it's not canon if it doesn't suit my view". I guess we're done.

>>174608024
>and I notice you didn't present a single other reference to sanctifying blood

Except from the fact that I gave you one mention of it in a short story and that it was FUCKING USED IN THE CODEX, but obviously you don't like it so it doesn't count.

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>>174607274
>calls me a retard
>doesn't read what I type
>literally makes 0 sense
Wow, you are fucking stupid. Do you have brain damage?

>>174607695
shit end times lore

>>174608089
>>174608024
>>174607702
>>174607697
>>174607584
>>174607472
>>174607213
>>174606519
>>174605665
>>174608107
>>174608213
>>174608293
>>174608308

>>>/tg/

>>174607809
That in the Old World is more interesting shit going on than in 3 other continents combined. Just like in history.

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>magic just isn't strong enough guys!

>>174606385
Sorcerer lords have the same armour as chaos lords you dingus, that's not it.

I just got a healing potion though which is the saving grace of all chaos campaigns.

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>>174608338

I agree

I dont mind Warhammer discussion but this shit is getting annoying

>>174608308
>Matt Ward shit that's been near universally reviled and has been constantly retconned out of existence as of late

"If it fits my view it's canon"

See, I can do retarded generalizations that serve nothing but to strawman the opposing side and make me feel smug and superior too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSuosxQwFLY
> Shogun 2 blitz in 8 turns

fuggen impressive tbqh

>>174606674
>>174607456
Not gay edge though.

A snarl mask is still kind of edgy but less emo edge more cunt-edge.

>>174608425
its just something fucky w/ autoresolve

I honestly don't even ever use generic lords, you get 3 lls and three armies is plenty for burning the world down

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>>174608338
Ok, let's remove all this discussion about TW:W and W:FB. W literally have 50 posts about some faggots WRE Attila campaign and the occasional "Pontus", "AAAAAAAAH ROME!", and "AE NEVER EVAR" shitpost.

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Since the Skaven are coming in Warhammer II, does that mean that Karak Eight Peaks will finally become the full three-way clusterfuck it was always meant to be?

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>>174608308
Lol how does it feel to like End-Times tier lore stories you pathetic faggot?

Lore stories that are getting more and more axed as time goes on to booth. Combine it with mainstream culture osmosis that 40k's getting subjected too and your sad shitty stories are as canon and relevant as Squat extinction

>>174607410
where do you guys read this stuff, its amazing

>>174608541
W:FB is fine. 40k is not

Don't be a faggot, faggot

>>174608189
The trailer was in lustria because that's a setting simultaneously more exotic and recognizable than the southlands, naggaroth, and ulthuan, and the place that makes the most sense to feature the lizardmen, dark elves, and high elves.

The thing they keep talking about in all the videos, including the trailer itself, is the vortex in Ulthuan though. It's the one thing that interests all of the factions and is what the win condition is based on.

Besides that, it is home to the high elves obviously, but dark elves main goal and reason for existance is to take ulthuan. Lustria isn't the main focus of effort for the skaven, high elves, or dark elves.

Lustria is important, of course, more so than the southlands, and probably more so than naggaroth, but that's not what they've centered the campaign on.

>>174608541

Yes and whats wrong with that? Atleast its on-topic compared to fucking 40K or whatever the fuck you shitters were talking about

>>174608575
Hopefully yes.

Skavenblight and a mountain province near it are already on the map, too.
Also, I think it likely that game 2 will not have araby and the lands of the dead, even if it includes the southlands.

>>174608575
Q U E E R
U
E
E
R

H E A D G I V E R

>>174607809
will they make darklands? i fancy me some ogres

>>174608748
Makes sense, I haven't really paid attention besides the odd youtube video and trailer so appreciate the explanation.

>>174608541
>can't discern between 40k crap and fantasy discussion

guess which one is relevant to total war, autist

>>174608518
is there a video that explains whatever movement exploit he is using?

>>174608827
presumably game 3

>>174608575
>three way clusterfuck it was meant to be

It was meant to be a minicampaign adding three unique maps, with 25 regions like the King's Hall, each of the peaks and goblin town. It fell woefully short of expectations.

>>174608680
Army books, novels.

>>174608748
Ulthuan could be a Chaos Wastes-like area doe

Just like Bretonnia plays in the Old World most game but takes an Errantry War straight into the smack middle of hell on earth

>>174608748
The vortex is shored up by a network of stuff in Lustria though (which is what the three were fighting over), so if you want to win via the vortex narrative you'll probably be spending a bunch of time there as well as Ulthuan.

>>174608539
>he doesn't instantly replace his LL with a generic lord and make his own end times.

>>174608852
i'm just mad they gonna ask like 50 euro for this shit whilst it makes perfectly sense to release it for 5 dorrar dlc. They already fucked us by making wood elves dlc etc. so expensive.

>>174608852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU4ewnnnqeg

starting at 7:20

Exploit can be used in Empire as well (he conquered the whole map in 3 turns)

Basically you need 1 unit without any movement left, then detach & reattach the army except 1 unit with movement.

>>174608958
Yeah, for sure. I imagine it'll be a series of quests that send you glove-trotting everywhere.

>>174608897
They've confirmed the map will encompass Ulthuan and Naggaroth. How absurd would it be for High Elves to be wastes? What is Malekith supposed to try to take over? And High Elves are a horde faction?

>>174608476
>>174608608
>aks for times it's been used
>gets told
>LOL THEY DON'T COUNT

Predictable. Now that you "won" you can go on /tg/ and say that you're ready to prove that 40k is not fantasy in space, but a sci fi setting. Provide a link to the thread so we see how it goes.

>chaos invades
>one stack is just endlessly kiting Franz around because he's able to pull 800 movement points out of his asshole on a retreat
>agents failing spectacularly to do anything while theirs have a 100% success rate
>every attack on a settlement is them laying siege so their 6 other stacks can attack it at once after my 70% chance ambush is detected every time
I love it
I love cock

>>174607809
It wont look that big ingame

>>174609173
So...are you playing as empire, chaos, or other factions? I'm not too clear from your description here.

And I assume you are being sarcastic about loving it.

>>174609163
>Gets told

One misinterpreted quote
And the one story, a Matt Ward story nonetheless, which started the discussion because it violated previous canon

You sure showed me

Fantasy in space lmao. What a joke. Is Starcraft, Star Trek and assorted soft sci-fi also "fantasy in space"? Does soft sci-fi just not exist in your retarded little mind?

>>174609498
The story was by ben counter, my increasingly embarassing friend. But I can see why you wouldn't be able to read.

Go ahead, prove them wrong anon.

>FOUR whole new factions
>Plus all the old factions to now fight with new enemies
>all this replayability
FUUUUCK

I WANT 2 NOW

>>174609665
So, are we not talking about the incident involving the Sisters of Battle?

Because that's the only mention you've given me of using blood to sanctify other than, again, a metaphorical quote

Chaos campaigns are like 100 times more enjoyable if you manage to get a health potion.

It counteracts needing to ever go back north again.

They should really add a quest battle that gives you one.

>>174609780
Seriously, read the posts, you're too retarded

>>174609779
>there are people in this thread who actually believe CA are making a historical

>>174609953
>>174609780
>arguing
>on an anonymous Frankish pastry board
Both of you either fuck or fuck off

>>174609780
>>174609780
Oh no, I'm sorry, you're talking about that whole Daemon, Living Saint and Thunder Hammer incident aren't you? The one where a Sister loses her divinity by talking.
Right.
The one which was retconned. In the same edition that retconned the Bloodtide event not to feature the retarded bloodsoaked Grey Knights.


Bretonnian Gunpowder basically

>>174609995
Right, off to work I go.

>>174610149
>>174609953
>>174609665

So you can see it, you retard. I love it how all your arguments are based off "but in the old version it was correct!!!!"

Tell tankbuster I said hi. Your stupid pathetic shit is as canon as Soulstorm

>>174610149
What the fuck are you on about? The short is literally called Sacrifice and is by Ben Counter, suit yourself, I'm sure you'll find some other reason to discredit it.

Like I said, go ahead and start saying that 40k is sci fi on /tg/

>>174610287
>the new stuff has no basis
>but it has, look in this old fluff
>WTF THAT'S OLD FLUFF NOW IT DOESN'T COUNT

Hilarious my friend. Now I'm off.

NOOOOOO FIGHTINGU~

So what kind of units do you use in your top tier Bretonnia armies?

>>174600735
Pretty sure he did appear in Fantasy at some point, I believe someone spotted him in a forest or something when the warp decided to spit him out before promptly slurping him back up again

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>next total war announcement
>it's total war warhammer 3
>next one
>tfw it's age of sigmar
>mfw hissfags butthurt
t. played tw since R1

>>174610358
When you say you like Matt Ward

Wrong book which got retconned out of existence sorry. The recent Grey Knights codex disagrees with the novel by the way, but that's fine for you, I guess

>>174610474
Old fluff counts if it isn't retconned out of existence you pitiful retard. Are you expecting Amazons to have Lasguns in Warhammer II?

>>174604451
Did Caledor get a province named after him or is he named after the province that he came from?

>>174610621
It was in one of the End Times books, where an Elf wizard on a quest for something encounters an 'impossibly large human knight' wearing 'shining silver armour', wielding a sword 'wreathed in blue energy' and firing 'bolts of explosive blue flame from his hand' who helps him fight some daemons.

Nooo fighting

>>174602697
OK, I'll bite, what is this Radious everyone keeps mentioning?

Are there any mods that let me gift cities to elector cunts yet? I'd like to do a run where I maintain the empire rather than confederate the map

>>174610890
A retarded series of mods with extraordinarily retarded units like 'Armoured Dwarf Slayers'.

>>174607695
Only a cording to the end times lore, which was shit

>>174607410
You'd think they'd learn to relax and let stuff go in a place called The Land of Chill but it's only pushed the DElves further into their emoriffic ways

>its a "2 spergs have an off-topic argument about 40k crap in a general meant for discussion of total war" thread

take your space crap to /tg/ where it belongs, at least fantasy discussion is relevant to TWWH

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>>174611014
>armored Slayers
THEY WHAT?!?!

>>174611014
>>174611224
Also "Slayers with explosive charges" and "Slayer King Retinue" which are basically smaller Ungrims

>>174608189
Same reason their being so silly and irritating with the Skaven reveal - they don't want to shoot their load on the first day and have nothing new and exciting to reveal to anyone in the months leading up to the release.

The Skaven thing is just like the reveal itself - everyone in the right mind knew it was Lustria and everyone in the right mind knows that the 4th race is Skaven, but because they've not officially announced it they're somehow generating hype out of it.

We've seen very little of the HElves and DElves so far, but I guess because we've seen literally nothing from the Skaven there's still some anticipation building.

>>174611224
bassicly the autist making that mod think that , "more units = great mod" he doesnt get that in the case of warhammer those units need to be lore friendly too

>>174604451
That Saphery shield is metal as fuck