/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Dead game

Never forget higgus

Faggots all of you

whats tt

Nice discussion in this thread

should i buy shark card?

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>A complete trailer and newswire update
>FOR AN ADVERSARY MODE

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>>174588694
The virus MOA WINGS gave to us that sent packets of info to Rockstar directly, which got so many GTAG banned yet MOA, the one who used it the most didn't, kind of a coincidence isn't it? Also a coincidence that whoever plays with MOA and talks about using any form of cheating gets banned a week later.

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When is it coming, bros?

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Post your female characters.

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>>174589225

>>174589417
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Rate my meme

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It's finished, boys. Weeks of shooting and delay has finally come to 6 minutes of autism.
I'll catch you guys at the premiere and livestream tonight.

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>>174590287
WHEN
H
E
N

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>>174590436
A couple of hours from now depending on how many people are on.

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>>174588986

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>>174590609
Nice trailer. I'll go to sleep now and wish you guys fun and much success with the premiere! We'll rock their socks off, Johnny!

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>>174590287
Sorry I won't be there for the premiere fellas. Let me know how it goes afterwards.

>>174590749
Why does everyone dress like an autistic 12 year old in /gtag/? Hell, all of your characters (except far-left) look like inbred down-syndrome cyka blyats.

>>174591921
Post character

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>tfw it's a crew session

Since l can get the Duke free as a check-my-privlege player should l still buy an armored Kuruma?

>>174592502
Me on the left

>>174592502
>same trannies campin in stores every single session
>there are 2 new shirts a month
How does that adds up? Are they actually spendin more time playin dressup than playing the fucking game? Or they are just jackin off?

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never gets old

>>174594948
DENTIST!

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>>174592097
Sure

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Some guy in my lobby just gave me like 10 million dollars, am I at risk of getting banned now? I Alt+F4'd as soon as I realized what was happening. I don't want to get my progress wiped because it's my little sister's account and I only do stunt races occasionally when I'm bored.
I heard that I'm not supposed to report the modder and that I shouldn't spend all my money in one go to minimize the risk of a ban.

imagine if GTAO freeroam wasn't an inbalanced constant RDM fest
it would almost be good

>>174596580
Yeah just don't buy anything yet, you'll be fine

>>174596580
>little sister
post pic
is she(male) cute?

>>174596704
I wanted GTA:O to be like MTA:SA RPG servers.
Cops, robbers, mundane jobs...

>>174586562
>>you autistic cunt
>continues screeching about "muh VC lamborarris"

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>>174597903
Cops & Robbers servers with decent anti-rdm systems and rules where GOAT
>can be a robber, a trucker, a cop, a drug dealer, a weapons dealer, a gang member
in GTAO you are forced to be "generic thug #5566267" shooting everything that moves and doing generic grinding missions that dont even happen in the same freeroam world and get repetitive and tedious fast

>people are actually legitimately complaining about """"""rdm""""""

holy shit you stupid roleplayers
it's not random if you're supposed to be and often rewarded for killing other players

literally get fucking good

>>174595303
Sperg

The game gets annoying when you just wanna kill people but the whole server spergs out and won't stop trying to kill you so it just gets boring

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>>174598839

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>>174595013

>>174598469
In MTA:SA there was aserver called CIT.
They had porperty purchase with interiors and everything.
Like, every house in the game could be bought, they placed a triangle in front of the door and you could enter.

You could have up to 3 and sell them to other players. So I chose to be a real-estate dealler, I would buy houses at default price from player that were too much time without logging in and would put them on the secondary market.
I used thing like the new jobs, new shops to gauge how a location would go up or down in value.
Made tons of cash, and it was fun, sometimes I would announce and players would come to visit the interiors.

I also like the traffic cop job because there was a speed limit an the server and you could auto-fine players for speeding with the camera from SA. I would sit behind the tree near the bridge from LS to LV just pointing the radar at players, every one with a supercar would fall for it.

But for R*. Simple one, truck hauling, just sticking it up to ETS2, luring that crowd. Why did they have to force everyone to be a criminal?

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>saw FQ2 during mission
>really liked it
>can't find it again

reeeee

im broken

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Yo honkies this duke o death was free for me. I just read the article trying to find out how long the double xp for missions is gonna last and I saw this shit. I didn't think the duke o death would be free. Can anyone verify these are free? Also is this why I got 600k outta the blue?

>>174600196
kys illiterate nigger

>>174588217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNtmCvPkE8c
those hatchet attacks are brutal.

>>174589417
Elena is back!!!!!

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>>174590287
>tfw absent for all of it
I'm sure it'll be great, though. Make sure to circulate clips of it (maybe via webm threads, ribbit and/or /wsg/) so it doesn't go unnoticed.

>>174601297
Don't worry I'm also going to be absent for all of it.

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Rate my comicbook

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>>174601485
nice

>>174601158
Missed masturbating to your waifu, anon?

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h-help

>>174601485
refer to >>>/a/ or >>>/co/ for typesetting advice
otherwise, cool

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Caterham Super 7 when?
Panoz AIV Roadster when?
Ariel Atom when?

>>174601807
I did this out of boredom, but since /co/ is my main board, I'll follow your advice.

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https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115005592527
>10 days later, no update
>mfw scared to play at all

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>>174600192
There's someone anon. Maybe even someone you know.

>>174602113
Just log in to get reimbursed and then log out, anon!

thoughts on gtaforums?

>>174595303
your char looks like every other char, you justify him looking different with the tint aviators and silk bomber jacket when in fact he looks like every other babyface male character.

No originality whatsoever/

>>174602113
You'll get your money back if they take it and contact support, takes like 30 minutes at most

Some level 2205 Chinese fucker just shot me twice with the railgun when I was in my Duke o Death on free roam. (thankfully, it's explosive resistant)

What the hell is going on?

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Reminder if a skid boosts your RP, proceed to make a ticket. They will reset your rank to what it was.

>>174602775
Great source of information, but filled to the brim with cancerous Jewstar apologists and potheads.

>>174603583
you on pc cunt?

>>174604249
There is Chinese and there are high levels with a railgun. Obviously.

>>174604343
well, fuck you surprised about b?

>>174604002
I don't see many born again pot heads desu

>>174590287
w h e n

>>174604602
When you go back to PS4.

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>>174605124
never ever
it's too late now :(

>>174602775
used to be a chill place up until about 10 years ago. then it became cunty and it was hard to avoid said cuntness :(

>>174607327
i just found some of my posts from 2003-2004

how embarrassing

>>174607327
>>174607616
>2003-2004
What the fuck? I barely even knew about the internet back then, san andreas was brand new, and GTA forums already existed?

>>174607963
It existed since GTA III was released lol, but I don't think it had much traffic until San Andreas got released.

>>174607963
some of the oldest accounts are from 2001 lol

>>174607616
HOW OLD ARE YOU!?

>>174608275
The oldest I've seen was from 2004, I've never seen anything older than that.

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>>174608360
>There are kids in this general that were born between 1995 and 2001 that don't remember the old days of the internet.
How old are you 17, or 18?

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>>174608376
still pretty active

>>174608552
23

I didn't get into the internet until 2006ish, and even then I was one of those edgy b kids

>>174608552
Netscape navigator on win95

>>174608552
I'm 21, but never bothered with the internet much before 2007. The computer at home was shit and so was the connection.

>>174601102
those rear dodge animations are so cool
too bad its really contrived the way you trigger them

>>174608360
>>174608804
>>174610180
this thread is adorable

>>174610391
zip it grandpa

With all the battle royale type games and their popularity I'm surprised R* hasn't done any game mode like that.
GTA already has all the mechanics for it.
Any particular reason there is no BR more in GTAO or I'm missing something?

>>174604602
>>174605790
Giulio?

>>174607963
>>174608360
i'm 27

hi

>>174610953
so old

hi :>

>>174601793
Ask Cuck*

>>174610665
Too much effort.

Friendly reminder that there is no fun allowed

>>174611607
friendly reminder that kazi has a foot fetish

>>174611707
>fetish shaming

fuck off right now

>>174611707
Ban from crew when?

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>>174611804
Yeah, fuck those teenagers for shaming me.

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>>174595303
>>174595303
Far left is the exact same character you fucking autist. Have fun wanking to your Online Persona, faggot.

>>174600196
Can anyone else confirm if those are also free?

>>174612449
they are

>>174611707
be nice desu nee

how do i play with you goons? every time i hit join crew it says no compatible sessions. is it because my nat type of moderate?

>>174613269
is*

>>174613269
PS4 I assume? Join the group chat or community.

>>174595303
lmao all those characters except far left look way more interesting than your bitch ass boipussy looking faggot

>>174613623
>button-up collar faggot with an actual fag mustache
>horrendously ugly spic who's stuck in the early 80's
>fat old dinosaur with a cheap suit

Sure, you'd only say they're more interesting if you got fucked by them, autismo.

>>174613528
pc

>>174613894
lel, you can't make a character with character. just looks like every failed star coming outta LA.

>>174588217
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
I don't get it, what if I'm hetero but I want to play GTA V with you fags?

>>174593085
Duke isn't as good, windshield is too exposed. Its more fun and all but also less practical, 2 doors.

I guess if you're playing alone go duke cuz its faster, drive well enough and you mitigate the weakness.

>>174601960
We got the slingshot and the Ruston. We'll have to settle.

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>>174614340
I didn't make him to be interesting, I made him to look as normal as possible because I like the idea of being able to blend with the citizens, I really like the casual look.

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>>174614313
>what if I'm hetero

>>174614504
he looks painfully ordinary, you have no right criticising other player's characters

>>174614435
Aige thanks breh. Maybe l can save my shekels for a Buzzer though l imagine it might be better to own the Kuruma than not as well.

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>>174613894
>>174614504
Re-posted for more artifacts. Also, you couldn't afford to make the face even slightly more unique? Blending in with NPCs is one thing, but your character resembles the majority of other players' characters.

>>174597903
>mundane jobs
GTAO has plenty of that shit. Haulage is the most boring shit ever.

Caged in my appartment
Great

>>174615084
just like your life irl

>>174614769
I know the creator is shit, but I haven't seen anyone with the same face as my character. All of them either have facepaints or are wearing masks, and those who aren't have tiny-ass chins and gaunt as fuck cheeks.

The reason he's "ordinary" is because I can play as him without growing to despise his looks, I made him look goofy as fuck with the emo haircut and everything when I first created him on old-gen and had to wear an animal mask because I couldn't stand looking at him any longer. Thankfully, I was able to change his looks when I transferred and he didn't look like ass anymore so I no longer have to wear any masks, and that's why I prefer the casual look over the extremely controversial look.

I do understand the appeal of playing as an old man, but considering how slim-fit the male character's body is, that just wouldn't fit it at all for me.

>>174615084
join a different session retard

Anyone grinding contact missions right now? It beats "car source, headhunter, car source, headhunter, car source, headhunter, car source, headhunter, car sale, headhunter, car source"

>>174615131
ooooo killem

>>174594717
Do you just want -Cat- or Aida to give you a footjob?

It's okay, we won't judge you.

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>>174615182
>next two sessions have also been caged

>>174615229
I've been doing them solo, not really for grinding but the payoffs are addictive. Getting like 30K+ for the contact missions at 15-20 minutes of playing.

>>174615485
Restart your game.

>>174615168
still a very generic-looking face imo, the only things you're missing are the black suit and that haircut with the shaved sides

>>174615294
With their disgusting man feet? Fuck off

>>174615660
Don't worry, I hate those Richard Spencer wanna-be fags as well.

>>174592502
>none are as FA as me

>>174615660
>>174615860
What would be the female character version of this?

>>174616523
since most players with female characters like to play dress-up anyway, misty as descendant

>>174616646
Don't you mean ascendant or parent?

>>174612158
as long as you don't have a daddy/mommy kink you're okay with me

>>174616950
yeah parent sorry

>>174613909
nice goth phase nerd

>>174616646
I could never understand this. Is it a fetish to want to be female characters? I join games on mic and these guys sound feminine too.

>>174617405
closet gay

>>174617405
Wait, it's an actual fetish? I made a female to make her wear cool clothes and take photos with her, and I barely have an hour played as her.

>>174617405
I made my female character to do a glitch that got you all the beer hats back on PS3. I use her from time to time

>>174618086
underrated hat

>>174617870
I don't know if it's an actual fetish desu, just wondering. Both my character slots are men, but I never thought it was weird when men played women characters. I like to play in first person an 'be' the character so I don't have female.
>>174618086
This here I can understand, being female to have the full spectrum of GTA activities.

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The video's gonna premiere in a bit!

Join up, friends. If you're in PS4, we're doing a meetup on the oriental theater. Wear something fancy.
http://www.sync-video.com/r/rLFRpkJh

>>174618645
Fug I have class until 2

I've been out of the game for months since R* took away my hackerbux.
Is there any new method like money lobbies or something to get some cash?

I just want to mod some of the cars I missed and shieet

>>174617405
tits and ass

WHEN CAN WE GET MORE GARAGES?

>>174620081
Who here has direct friendship with GTA developers? I'd like to recommend more survival missions, and new guns.

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Here's the Mansex Documentary video, boys. Stream was a failure but fuck you we worked weeks for this.

LIKE, SUBSCRIBE, AND SUPPORT ME ON PATREON.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtZ5OkocNd0

>>174620759
10/10
t.nessi

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>>174620759
Stay woke, wokesters.

Here's your (you)

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>>174618645
>>174620759
Thats fucking kino

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>>174620759
absolutely halal, make it public and spread it

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>>174620759
>took out 7 jets on my bike the other day

>>174620759
damn adonis back at it again with the new vids

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>>174620759
It was fun lads. 10/10 nice editing

>>174620759
It's perfect

>>174617405
I mean if you support Blanchard's theory of transsexuality...

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>>174620759
Fuggin great sonyiggers, I'd do something like that but I'm too busy having my money sucked out of me by hackers and being banned by rockstars shitty system.

>>174621176
>>174620759

yes make it public

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>>174620759
>4:22
Fucking glorious.

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>>174621282
>:(
>>174620759
Wait who is carlos richter, sam?

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>>174620759
Awesome. Wish I could have helped more

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>>174620759
>... and pc
>Gta v has stopped working
My sides are gone.

>>174621723
I laughed too but I think it would have been even funnier with a skiddy blowing a lobby up.

>>174620759
Wait how did you get that shot of the players all sitting in the life-invader office?

>>174608360
What are you? 15?

post it on leddit

>>174622242
as the video states, that's back on dead gen which is already modded to hell

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>>174620759

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Too bad the stream failed, nonetheless true kino and a successful premiere.

Thanks again, lads for helping me out on ideas, acting, and all.
Absolutely a blast and a pain making the entire thing.

Shout-out to theend for writing the entire script, Curry for the YouTube description, and that StaleWaffle guy from PC for the names of the interviewees.

>>174620759
>viewer discretion is adviced
>adviced

you had one job

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>having to drop civ/player vehicles from really high up by cargobob to compensate for the lack of bomber planes

>>174620759
Hey that was actually pretty good

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Samson is the best /gtag/

Prove me wrong

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wew lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzASoN_cxd0

>>174623967
>"October 2012, Grand Theft Auto Online first launches on Xbox 360 and PS3"

>>174625693
If you needed more than one plane to complete that, it wouldn't even get done 1% of the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgzdUDEpqsM

>>174624436
The name alone makes it 200% funnier.

>>174620759
Is the next project going to be military themed?

>>174626406
Probz something to do with the Damn Daniel meme I hope

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Is freemode safe yet?

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>>174623895
Home and merciless have merged into one...

>>174625112
How did you get that outfit?

>>174627440
meme magicka

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>>174625161
Thats lewd, you old perv!

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>>174627542
teach me

>>174625112
That's a strange way of spelling Crafty.

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>>174627803
sorry, greatness can't be taught...

>>174627996
You're a faggot shorty

Why the fuck does the homing rocket exist? It's OP if you're in a helicopter, even the buzzard can't dodge it if it's chasing you from behind, and even then it can swing back around and hit you if it misses. I guess I can understand it being used against jets, but you can take out those with a minigun, heavy sniper, I even shot a pilot out of one with a revolver yesterday. It renders things like the savage and valkrye useless, especially when the savage is so weak in general, 12 pistol shots make it smoke. Of course you can dodge or outrun them in a jet easily. But why are they even allowed to be used on cars and helicopters? Even boats.

>>174628405
Fuck you
>>174628870
>even the buzzard can't dodge it if it's chasing you from behind
lol

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>>174620759
I saw your comment, A. Don't worry, I just took a break; I'll probably be active again by next month at the latest, assuming no new DLC is announced.

>>174628870
>even the buzzard can't dodge it if it's chasing you from behind
literally just pull up

>>174628930
Whenever I dodge one from behind it the buzzard it does a fucking smooth 180 and hits me dead on.

>>174628870
>shitter tries to kill people using a buzzard
>fails miserably
>runs back to /gtag/ to cry

lol

>>174629115
I find that hard to believe

>new update is even more stunt races shit
FUCKING STOP REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>174627071
https://youtu.be/ybvx3MaBWnA
This was yesterday. No

>>174628870
I think they need to turn the homing launcher into an exclusive anti-air rocket.

>>174629236
Why do you assume I'm a shitter?

>>174629236
Not him but in most sessions I am in the mere fact that I'm using my Buzzard seems to be enough to motivate randumbs to try to shoot me down with their fucking homing launcher.
It's annoying as shit.

>>174629382
Yes, also they should make the cannons on jets not explosive. It would be more fun and take more skill to actually kill people with them. Also jets should only be able to lock onto air vechiles. Dog fights would be more fun and would last longer.

>>174629381
that's money money draining, who cares

>>174629382
This.
No more jetshitters blowing up cars, no more assholes shooting down planes or helis. Everyone would be happier.

>>174629617
lock-on for jets also exclusively anti-air
>>174629739
I also think anti-air missiles should be able catch up to a jet overtime

>>174629569
I don't know why most people are complete psychopaths that feel the need to literally murder someone just because they are in a helicopter. It's the same people that try too hard to be good at PvP and use tacticool stuff like bulletproof helmets and go back and forth with the marksman rifle. Or they are dressed as the joker and drive a neon green zentorno around with dollar rims.

>>174629640
not*

>>174629996
I drive a golden Zentorno. How much of a fag am I?

>>174630083
I don't care if you genuinely or ironically drive that around, but do you act like the average 13 year old that spins people out in races and blows up special cargo?

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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?

Is this a bad time to start playing online? I haven't played in forever, but I don't want to lose my money.

>>174630083
not a fag. just tasteless

>>174630184
I just do it genuinely but I don't fuck with people, I just like driving around with no real purpose.

>>174630267
Fuck you, I like how it gives thay "nigger who became rich the night before and wants to show it off" vibe.

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I have 35.4 million saved for gunrunning. That's after I bought the ruiner 2000, rocket car, phantom wedge etc. Would you say this is enough?

Am I the only one that looks at his videos out or curiosity to see the dislike ratio and how vague he makes the title?

>gta online downloadable content content

>>174630576
is that mrcuntftw?

>>174630661
Do you actually have to ask

>>174631018
In his defense, they all blend together after so long

>>174631018
I don't know, there are thousands of shit spewing clones of him.

>>174628082
At least it's a Lancia and not a Diablo like every other unoriginal cunt on Social Club's Snapmatic.

>>174631481
I wouldn't give him too much credit, that screenshot is from 2016.

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>>174628405

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>>174613909
>Emma

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>>174631573
I guess you're right, thanks for reminding that people will act as autistic as possible when given the circumstances anyway.

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>>174631793
>mfw new season so far

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rate

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>>174633503

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>>174588217
Guys rate me and my garage

>>174634407
>le funny quirky man and his funny cars
Reddit/10

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>first person strafing heavy sniper bullshark ballistic helmet + body armor

>>174634407
you are very pretty and good cars

>>174634407
Ahhh, a fellow Redditor, how do sir?

>>174634407
>top-hat
>mutton-chops
>bow-tie
>le quirky fluorescent-painted cars

Fuck off to Reddit, faggot.

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>>174634407

>>174634690
>>174634746
>>174635286
>>174635471
you guys got owned
this is actually my friends younger brother's garage and i wanted to see what you thought about it lmao

>>174635591
hhaha oh ye haha nice one haha it was all a prank haha GUYS it wasn't even my garage haha

>>174635471
I fucking hate how the shit covering the windows in the Kuruma changes color along with the rest of the car.
It looks ugly as shit with non-darker colors.

>>174635591
LOL xD

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>>174635591
OWNED XDDd

>>174635591
>you guys ever want to know what it feels like to suck a guy's dick?

LOL guysss i was pranking you!! it was a joke haha, totally got you losers hahah

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>>174635941
>>174635834
>>174635787
>>174635741
No but really though

>>174636145
thanks iphone for flipping my picture for the australians out there

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>>174636145
HAHA!!??!1 well MEMED my fellow reDDitOr???!? XDDDD?!!

>>174636145
>putting the PS4 on the floor when it could fit inside that furniture where the TV is

>>174636145
your brother looks like a fucking faggot

>>174636384
the more X's and D's the FUNNier the POST amirite REDDIT
>>174636419
not my brother dumbass

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>>174635591
>'twas merely an act!

>>174636468
why are you with your friend's younger brother you fucking pedo

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--blues is a real r00d meany
pls abuse him gtag

>>174600002
Any assistance? I'm having no luck even with the wiki locations.

>>174637717
But he has the dashes, even if it's only two, you can't mess with the inner circle.

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>>174630265

>>174638756

They just patched the money stealing hack. You'll be ok, anon

>>174638756
>>174638863
don't listen to him you dipshit

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>>174638863
Source?

>>174636880
he is very tight

>boot up GTA:O
>takes a while to load
>finally load in and a skid has injected 45m on my person

Wew. At least I wasn't RP bombed.

>>174639316
Doesn't matter, prepare to get "Corrected"

>every pub wants to play Los Santos Connection
Why? It's not even that well-paying and clearing out Pros from the hanger is a hassle.

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>>174640605
>hop into contact missions
>it's just LSC and Titan of a Job chained together forever

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Requesting to join PS4 /gtag/
SC: GeorgeWBushTR
PS4 Name: Hansrudel121
If some one would like to grind with me that would be nice

>>174640925
Blacklisted for mod menu

>>174640213
They closed the ticket saying "bla bla bla we'll get rid of it during a sweep." So now my character has 45 million in cash.

>>174641078
Mod menu?

>>174641206
Spend that shit, make a garage full of T20s or something

>>174640925
Blacklisted for not getting dubs

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>>174641078
>>174641426
I-I just wanted to have friends.

>>174641738
I'll be your friend, with benefits for me.

only hipster shitters use the duke o shit

Requesting to join PS4 GTAG
SC:SerenadeLmorgue
PSN: SpringerSerenade

I'm ready to be blacklisted.

>>174642606
You're blacklisted.

notice all these people wanted in to the ps4 GTAG after the video was released

>>174643451
get that ass banned

>>174640605
It's literally the most fun contact mission.

>>174640605
Just get a pegasus vehicle. If you're the first at the hangar you get like 9k extra.

Who /FMJ/ master race?

>>174646583
I love the FMJ. Too bad about it's stock wheels looking like shit and custom wheels being too small.

Trying to get people for heist setups is suffering.

Fucking R* needs to do a daily Double Heist bonus special for a month. No one wants to help me finish Humane Labs.

>>174628947
What works is this?
This is awesome!

>>174647396
R* need to do a menu where players choose want they want to do and hosts pick them up based on what they want.

>>174647020
Yeah that does irk me slightly as well, but I love everything else about it. It's honestly the only higher priced car that appeals to me.

>>174647396
this. im stuck with prison escape. and when I find enough players they suck so damn hard it gives my physical pain.

>When you try to avoid foot battles as much as possible
>In a gta game

Drive bys>>>>>>Foot "Battles"

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more gimmicks from rockstar

>>174652716
hopefully they'll update gta with more than just a shitty race mode

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M I S C H I
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>>174653660
Don't worry, I'm sure they'll have a 25% sale on pistol ammo.

>STILL no new pistols or machine pistols that get auto selected on bikes

Recommend good looking vehicles to waste my money on right now instead of saving for gunrunners.

If you have a female avatar, you're probably a faggot in the closet

>>174656653
Windsor drop

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>>174656729
>good looking
>windsor

pick

one

>>174656797
No, don't worry, he's right.

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>leave GTAO running for fourteen hours to grind Favorite Bike time while out of the house
>come home to this shit which means I probably got fucked out of most of that time

I'd pay ten million sharkbux just to change this fucking bike already.

Anyone else remember when you could use a gun locker in high end apartments for a day before they removed it because shark cards

mansions confirmed next updates

www.lennyavery-realty.com on GTA Online

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>>174657952

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>>174657952
>down for maintenance

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>tfw no stallion custom

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>>174660950
>No Honda Accord to take to Benny's

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>>174662563
annie pls leave

>>174657952
>https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/community/posts/200660558-Lenny-Avery-Real-Estate-
>January 06, 2014

They have owned that domain for years and years. You found nothing.

>Can't snipe for shit
>Lose all online engagements

I blow kids the fuck out in TDM but online it's pointless

>>174663151
git gud

>>174663151
You can either lead your shots when they strafe spam or when in Rome, do as the Romans do.

>>174663151
if you get close they'll use a minigun or rocket launcher anyways, or get a jet. GTA PVP is just bad, and every second doing it is a waste of time. There are way better games to PVP in. If you cant find an interesting and novel way to play, then youre just trash.

>>174663502

GTA:Online with good pvp ( and a good reason to do pvp) would be god tier

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more compacts when?

>>174663502
>they'll use a minigun...anyways
Pretty much nobody uses a minigun because you still have to aim the laser precise spray. With the launchers the AOE does all the work for them, easier to get kills, also the fact you can sticky yourself and the RPG keeps going after death.

>>174603808
Sent two tickets, only reply was ''we're working on this issue, stay updated'' etc.

>>174662836
type the address in-game noob

>>174663324
What is strafing?

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>>174664664
If you're genuinely asking, they've eventually added the ability to strafe (move around while aiming/shooting) while looking down the scope of any of the snipers (check Control options), and while in 1st person aiming you auto run so you move quicker while strafing.

who /land grab/ here?

>>174664093
>Pretty much nobody uses a minigun
Do you play on console?
On PC, everyone goes straight to the minigun. You'll see more minigun shitters than sniper shitters and explosive shitters put together.

What's the most A E S T H E T I C car and why is it objectively the Turismo Classic?

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R8 my assdeaddicks

>>174635745
isnt the shit covering the window's only a secondary color option? It really shouldn't matter much

>>174667374

I just realized I don't think I've ever fought someone who wasn't using minigun/heavy sniper/rpg. The assault rifles are fun as hell but no one touches em.

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>>174663802
never

>>174630576
lol 75mil wouldnt last me a week, how tf you gonna make 35 last?

>>174668359
Nice rhapsody

>>174630576
35 million should get you through two updates before you run out. Maybe 1.5 updates if you absolutely must have every worthless little thing

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>>174662796
not me but I would love to copy my accord into the game.

>gtag says dont get mansex club business because LJT will call you alot
>buy mansex club business about a day ago
>yet to hear a single phone call besides when doing MC related shit
nice 1

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modders/skiddies of /gtag/ you see this in a public game, what do?

>>174671045
find them and kill them

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>>174632325
I know right? I'm a bit biased since Joel is basically my god. Hell, I even named my org Deep 13.

>>174671045
Fuck with them and kill them a ton while dropping stacks for everybody who doesn't ask for it

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>>174670870
never mind I found a great copy.

Tail light / head light assembly mods when?

Why was I awarded 3mil?

>>174673000
for those trips

>>174656653
If you're into classics, get the Pegassi Monroe.