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Returning Player Content Edition

>Stale Bread: >>174134791

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/flibinjibervans (Alternative meme color crew)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr

>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.38
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/115004482908

>Latest added content
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60179/New-Land-Grab-Adversary-Mode-in-GTA-Online
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>>174360931
So which ones are for Online mode and which ones are for Single Player mode?
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double contact missions are pretty good
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>>174360931
>encourage people to rebuy the game with promise of unique content new players can't get
>LOL NOW EVERYONE CAN HAVE THAT UNIQUE SHIT GET FUCKED OLD PLAYERS

Fuck C*
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Where were you when it was discovered that bulldozers are powered by fairies?
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>>174361169
every fuckin shitcunt is playin with a fucking kuruma reeee
and you cant even leave because then you get the clouds
fugin hell shitstar fix your game reeee
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>tear gas is insanely underrated for I/E and missions in general.
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>>174361136
Who gives a shit? SP is worthless, but if you really insist on playing it you can just mod the locked content in
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>>174361390
I don't give a shit, I just want to know if I get a blimp for Online mode so I can pull a Hindenburg.
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>>174361357
Honestly when playing contact missions I'd prefer shitters in Kurumas. It makes them less likely to die and prevents them from mindlessly throwing explosives and destroying the objective
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>>174361562
well thats a pretty good point
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>>174361169
Anyone up to farm them on PC?
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Hey flib stop being gay with an advertisement for preorders you retarded semen
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>>174362123
i would do a few desu
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>>174362129
no u
It's an old image, and it has some of the Returning Player shit in it, so I kept it around.
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>When you get into a fight with a heavy sniper, first person, bullshark user

What do?
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>>174361372
tear gas is really good for IE and interior combat
because in IE you dont fuck up the car, and in interiors, you can easily ragdoll enemies
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>>174362216
I'm sending the invite to all the gtag crew members
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>>174362607
leave session
start a sightseer so they are locked out of BST
start a hostile takeover and get the briefcase, travel to somewhere the people can't get you and watch as they all start disconnecting
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>>174362757
but whats tha name bruh? Game doesnt tell you if the invite is from crew
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>literally whos with no GTAG tag next to their name allowed in our sessions still
Why is this allowed?
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>>174362890
>start a hostile takeover

love doing this. i have multiple routes figured out depending on the situation.

i dont hide though, i look for fights and chases
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>>174362962
cspyro

still not sure how this social club bs works
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>>174363118
MUH DDOS TAG
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>try to do vip work solo in a public lobby
>immediately accosted by a hydra and a level 26 modder shooting rockets at me from his car
never again
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>>174364564
>start game
>spend 10 seconds in public session before i get to the join crew button
>alredy have a dozen trevors hitting on me
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>>174364564
>>174365089
Pc master race
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>>174365089
>not going to Invite Only before joining someone
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>>174364564
>>174365089
>get put into public lobby
>money gets removed
>then increased to 10 billion, back and forth
>get rank 8000
>You have been permanently banned from Grand Theft Auto Online
>return to singleplayer
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>>174365180
Mustard Ricers and their petty grievances with cheats/hackers will never not amuse me
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>>174361482

Good question.
chrome blimp when.
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>>174362890
the fucks up with hostile takeover
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>you'll get your money back for the dodo and the marshal

>just wait one week goy
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http://edition.cnn.com/2017/04/18/politics/russian-bombers-f-22-intercept-alaska/
>Boris enlists as ceo, tries to run some jobs
>immediately gets 12 minutes of dual jetshitters
>assesses situation, leaves lobby
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Opinion on the lean boys?
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>>174140697
>Give Rancher handling of Cavalcade from IV and make it not clip into curbs
>Make Uranus rwd and give it a v8

Also make Stanier handle more like in IV and give it engine sound from IV as well, and fire the one responsible for current sound and handling.

While I'm at it fire the cunt who gave pizza cutter tires to Faction and many other cars completely ruining the aesthetic.
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>>174360931

wow someone was dumb enough to buy a 4chan pass
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>>174361136
go go monkey blista and blimp are still sp only
those are pretty much the only worthwhile ones left
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>>174366980
>another schafter
No pls. That slot could easily be taken by the PMP600 or the Presidente and its police stinger variant.
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>sell free Duke O' Death
>$0

what am i doing wrong
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>>174368475
>not wanting the best schafter
what is wrong with you
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>>174370135
Ugly as sin
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>>174369993
it got patched a couple hours ago
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Remove BST or I'll continue to remove money from people's accounts

Your move, rockstar
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>people actually thought adding 90 million gtabux to an account could ever be 'stealthy'
lmao
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>>174370721
>higgus still isnt banned
like pottery
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So is there a reason why we can only cycle through 8 millions weapons in cars during missions instead of perhaps just holding X to bring up the weapon wheel?

Because this shit's fucking irritating. No, I don't want my MicroSMG, I want my AP Pistol.
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>>174371882
gun locker

t. Based Cargobob Griefer
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discord lINK
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>just got 1.9mil refund from R* for returning player content

NICE
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>>174372176
>during missions
>gun locker
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>bought both a kraken and dodo previously
>reimbursed 660k

Gee thanks R* that's by definition not a refund but you know whatever
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>>174372176
>missions
>implying gun locker works during them
>implying there's not weapons you can't hide anyway like the combat pistol for some fucking reason
>implying you should need to pay nearly a million dollars to acquire either a business or an MC club just for a gun locker
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So uh, as someone coming back that hasn't played since before some kind of yaacht/gang HQ updates, what's happened?
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SC name: -Ruru-
I would like to join the PC crew thanks
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>>174374449
Blacklisted for being ruru
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>mfw I make $29grand after driving my Shafter V12 into a backyard swimming pool while everyone else does the entire mission without me on the "trash talk" contact mission
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What car should i buy?

The Tampa or the armored Kuruma.

I like the look of the Tampa but the armored Kuruma seems more practical for making money in heists.
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>>174377049
Everyone comes down on the Kuruma for being a shittermobile but it really does make anything involving NPC related shenanigans far easier. VIP missions, missions involving shooting folks up, heist setups like the vagos airplane theft, etc.
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>>174365919
half hour or death not taking away your wanted level, also dont think you can go under the radar
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>>174377254
I only really want it so i can speed through missions and get more money.
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>>174374449
oh boy another attention whore
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>>174377553
Yeah, and if you only use it for that it's totally fine. Grab it now while it's on sale, use it to make more dosh, especially right now while the missions are doubled. Shit's insane.
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what's wrong with the spawns in this shitty game
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>>174377049

My kuruma has already paid for itself several times.
Love it or hate it, it is the hard-wearing worktruck of the game.

I'd just rathet be driving my Schaster V12
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pls let me stay in the session for longer than 5 minutes
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>>174379135
seriously it's disconnected me 4 fucking times in 20 minutes
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>iffy approaching in a helicopter
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>>174360931
>just made 400k in 2 hours from contact missions

god-tier for not investing any money
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>>174379570

I just made 42 grand for smoking a cigarette afk.
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>>174379289
>iffy approaching in a cargobob
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>>174379570
Made 200k for tagging along on a random guys heist.

Is this the best way to make mad dosh.
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Can 2x contact mission and stunt races just be the default ;_____;
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join me, Tilaron, for a comfy empty session. mmmm lonely wanks.
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2x RP/$ on contact missions is completely insane..
I've made 800k in like 4hours just being afk
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Requesting to join PC gtag, Goldsucks is my name. Invite to group already sent

[Spoiler]add me as friend if you want to grind sometime [/spoiler]
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>>174381317
spoiler: ok but this has to be top secret between us spoilerover:
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>>174379289
>>174380184
time for hook-ups desu
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>>174381317
Sent. :^)
Also, just highlight and then Ctrl+S that shit.
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can someone let me into pc /gtag/? i changed my profile visibility this time

multiverse8
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>>174381779
blacklisted for believing in meme theories
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wow sure a lot of people joining today... Did one of you fuckers bulk-bought a dozen gtao keys and is going to samefag?
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You already know what I'm going to ask.
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>>174382487
>implying we can hear you over the matte black of our sweet new duke o deaths
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>>174382487
>Big update around the corner
>Shocked people are joining
Dumbass
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>>174371882
Rockstar still can't into weapon wheels even though Saints Row did this perfectly in 2006.
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>>174382798

And the answer is no.
We're not going the Toys R Us on the way home.

Also, your new dad drank the last of your mountain dew. And we're not getting any more.
Hey son? Eadc.
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4 disconnects and 1 crash later, i give up trying to play this week.
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>>174383081
>still pushing the "mom car" meme even though you got BTFO about it weeks ago
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>>174383081
I bet you were really disproportionately upset when they added the Brioso
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Hot hatch update when?
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>>174382798
>>174383451
>ugliest, slowest, "hot" hatch
>has bad taste
>is dumb

pls go
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>>174384396
Yeah, boy. Let me get my NFSU2 on.
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>>174384778
>ugly facelift version
I love you man, but you can't do this to me.
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It's me, everyone's favorite
----------------------------CAT---------------------------------
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>>174385068
Get your ass over here and swallow this black man's cum. I know you've missed my taste.
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go karts when
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I seem to have somehow turned off visual damage for dlc cars and can't find the option to turn it on, can someone tell me where it is?
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>>174385348
i was wondering the same thing. r/c cars & drones would be cool. drones racing
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>>174383451

Hold my drink for my while i google what a briosa is
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>>174384223

Only disproportionately disappointed when i found out I couldn't do blue livery on white paint like hero Marcus Gronholm
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>tfw modder dumps 20m into your account

I guess I'll just buy everything before I get banhammered.
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Post:
>rank
>favorite gun
>favorite vehicle
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It doesnt matter if other people dont like it, i like it.
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>>174374081

>Every game has a hacker
>Already given a bunch of money

I just steer clear of free roman now.
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>>174388113
>rank
E3
>gun
HK416
>vehicle
Blackhawk
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>>174388287
What? The character designed by an edgy 13 year old?

I don't trust any characters that don't look like 47 year old men in suits, flight attendants, mimes, soccer moms or people dressed as hillbillies.

If he has face paint he can kiss my taint.
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>>174388113
>rank
rank 224
>favorite gun
advanced rifle dakka dakka dakka dakka
>favorite vehicle
double t (welcome back baby :'] )
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>>174388113
>rank
105.
>favorite gun
Combat pistol.
>favorite vehicle
White stallion with roof.
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>>174388113

>rank
236
>gat
Assault Shotgun >Shiggy
>Vehicle
Elegy Retro aka Skyline R34.
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>>174388113
>rank
111
>gun
Bull puppy with chinaman colors
>car
Elegy Retro Custom with Paul Walker liveries
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>>174388113
>Rank
~240/~250
>Gun
Tommy/AKS-74U
>Vehicle
Mamba/Gargoyle
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>>174388113
311
Pump shotgun
Drift Tampa
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>>174388113
>rank
Skiddy bombed to 1812 and Rockstar support just gives the same canned response to not worry and they will """fix"""" it in the planned automated correction sweep coming soon. :^)
>gun
RGP
>vehicle
Sultan 4-door
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>>174388113
>rank
493
>favorite gun
Regular RPG
>favorite vehicle
FCR 1000 standard edition
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I wish we could paint our aircraft like that bitch on the loading menu.

Just to show it's MINE
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>>174388113
>rank
189
>favorite gun
Compact Rifle
>favorite vehicle
Best Girlâ„¢ duh, pic related
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>recieved 195 million in modded money 2 weeks ago

>told rockstar, they sent me the generic response, and I spent it all.

>haven't been banned yet, and probably won't be at all, and I get to keep my stuff.

Lmao'ing at everyone who actually still grinds in this game.
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>>174395726
epic
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>>174395726
>new dlc arrives
>banned
>i dindu nuffin
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>rank
58
>favorite gun
Sweeper shotgun
>favorite vehicle
banshee 900r or zentorno
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>play with bros a bit
>make more than 150k in like an hour and a half dicking around in missions

rockstar please never stop this event
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what's the best contact mission to grind solo?
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>>174399901
Cleaning out the cathouse
Use ramp to land on top of motel, whore gets in, drive her back to FOOOOORE man
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DoD in online or what? how into purchase?
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>about $160,000,000 spent the past three days
is it the hackerbuxxening?
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>>174385716
>Attach sticky to rc car or drone
>drive into whoever you want to explode

fun
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>>174388113
>Rank
About 80
>Gun
Combat PDW
>Vehicle
Mamba or Pigalle
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>>174401923
It's there, go to Warstock to buy it. Scroll down a little ways since it's not at the very top like most new DLC vehicles are.
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>get 2mil refund on returning player content
>2 full weeks of double cash on contact missions

God damn I'm gonna be rolling in cash for this next update
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>quick join contact mission
>get put in lobbies that aren't Trash Talk or LS Connection

Fucking randoms can't do anything right, I don't want to jack around and make peanuts of Simeon jobs
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>Discount on Nero and Benny
>I just made a Nero Custom
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>>174404683
no doubt the update is coming within the next few weeks
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>spawn in office
>hear secretary say "she's got thrush?" followed by a small giggle
Is this new? Or is it old news?
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>>174388113
>163
>sweeper shotgun
>Bati 801
>>
Does this make special cargo worth it? Ware house for half price and quarter increase on payouts.

Also are they putting everything on sale because they finna release gunrunning SoonTM?
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SC Name: Noritea
May I join the PC crew pretty please?
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>>174383451
>>174384396
>not posting the hottest hatch
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>>174361562

This desu
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>The one time I drive my Armored Kuruma in free mode is also the first time a shitter sends Merryweather after me

Thanks based Kuruma
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>>174388113

>Rank
205
>gun
Combat mg
>car
Monroe
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>>174407635
you first.
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Maybe the new gunrunning stuff will be about nukes and ICBM's with all this dosh we're getting for prep.

Hope we can nuke jets if it is.
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>>174402146
Gives me flashbacks to cawadudy black cops
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>>174406864
Until 3 crates can be picked up in one vehicle crates will never be worth it. Contact missions are ridiculous money right now and you can idle them if you want

Update is probably coming soon but it's unusual for R* to hand out this much bonus cash before an update, even if lots of shit is on sale to encourage spending
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>>174388113
>Rank
91
>Favorite gun
Bullpulp Rifle
>Favorite vehicle
Blade (such tasty handling)
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>>174410539
Best missions to idle? I used to do Ballas to the wall because there are literally 5 enemies.
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This should have been in Import/Export.
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>>174405910
The dukes kind of nice but the real joy of this update is the stallion, that thing is so fun and nice to drive and the extra sway compared to the burger shot one is great.
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>>174411446
Which one? The dark blue?
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*plops off*
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>Greifing modders who can empty your bank in seconds and max your level in minutes.
>New 2X RP and 2X Money event for contact missions which are one of the only things that can be done in almost lobby but solo.

Is this R* admitting that they have no fix at the moment?
>>
R* just awarded me 2 mil
wtf did I do?
>>
>>174413596
If you bought returning content player before they were released for everyone then you get your money back.
>>
>finally get a 25metre ethernet cable so I can play wired
>game loads and lags just as much
And no, I don't have a slow connection.
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>>174414819
P2P game with russians/chinese and you thought the 5-10ms of ping added with wifi was the problem?
It also loads as fast (or faster) on my buddies HDD as it does on my SSD
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>>174388287
>>>>>51 fps
>>
>>174388113
>240
>advanced rifle
>sultan rs
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>>174388113
>60
>Tommygun
>Dinka Blista Compact
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>>174411446
This, could be used for solo sale missions when you're selling multiple cars.
Or at least make use of the Wastelander by being able to put a sourced car on it's back. Thay why they can't be damaged by traffic but you're sacrificing mobility and speed.
>>
So what is the contact mission trick for easy money? I wanna try it because of the double cash.
what are the specifics?
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>>174415973
>hit contact missions on call
>tie a rubber band around your stick
>??????
>profit
>>
>>174415973
Trick is to find the mission with the highest payout
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>>174388113
>116
>Bullpup Rifle
>JB700
>>
>>174388113
>205
>Carbine Rifle
>Infernus Classic
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>>174388113
>Rank
212

>Favorite gun
Musket, tech 9, sawnoff

>Favorite vehicle(s)
Schafter V12 or Cliffhanger
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>>174417885
>Tfw no one ever musket/marksman pistol duels with me

I want the full auto meme to die
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>>174388113
>101
>Combat Pistol
>Buccaneer
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>>174418339
>I want the full auto meme to die
>musket not a meme gun
Just make Deathmatch, force that weapon, and set player limit to 2
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>>174407965
>Random sends merryweather after me
>I'm in a helicopter
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>>174408117
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>>174388113
>rank
176
>favorite gun
Combat MG, and serious love for the Bullpup Rifle
>favorite vehicle
Mamba
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>>174408117
>>174419004
Flash when?
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>>174420774
April 25th on CW you dumb dumb.
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>>174388113
Within spitting distance of 500
Bullpup Shotgun
Lurcher
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>>174388113
>88
>special carbine
>chimera for its looks though it handles like shit, nero custom otherwise
>>
>there's STILL no Volkswagen Golf MK3 Turbo Diesel 1,6 Liter in GTA
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>>174421738
This upsets the Aida
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I want my WW2 content and my non-jet planes with weapons. It could fire 1 RPG from underneath or something, but I still want it in the game.
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>>174423364
>no ww1 biplane
>no spitfire
>no mustang
>no nothing
>>
>>174423364
You're fucking retarded
>>
>>174423364
You should be able to put a howitzer on a yacht. Would make it worthwhile to get one and rain hell on the shitters mainland.
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>>174423876
You can use a chinook to put a tank on the deck of the yachts, great for yacht defense.
>>
So some skid just made me like level 400 something.. any way to get back to my normal level?
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>>174424384
I'm opening a ticket to Rockstar right now, bear with it until they fix it in a wave "soon"
>>
>>174424662
Where can you make a ticket? can't find it on the website
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>>174425010
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/requests/new
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>>174425104
Thanks
>>
Any other other first person perspective players here that would like to crew up?

I'm on PC with three screens, it's fucken sweet.
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>>174425631
by crew up do you mean do something together? yeah I'd be down
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>>174425631
I would if they'd let us use a FOV in online that didn't make me sick..
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>>174425727
Are you already on a crew that does only 1st person? I've been playing a lot but I rarely play with others because I like racing in 1st player. I started a crew called 'first person players' (I'm the only member lol) but if you are part of a crew that's actively playing 1st per I would love to join.
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>savage has no toggle to play this full volume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rAN-fIcco8

why even live
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Glad to know I'll be receiving a 1 million GTA buckos rebate for the Dodo and Marshall I purchased two years ago, but

>no best version of the best sports compact

:(
>>
SC: Jartzan
Can someone invite me back to pc crew?
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>>174426257
A real shame, comrade.
>tfw you will never rain down endless explosive machine gun rounds on capitalist pigs while singing UNITED FOREVER IN FRIENDSHIP AND LABOR OUR MIGHTY REPUBLIC WILL EVER ENDURE
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>>174426315
What happened, did you got kicked or left?
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>>174426697
I dont know. Just came back after couple months and not in crew anymore.
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>>174427041
there was a purge in december
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>>174389697
What about down on their luck euro-immigrants.
>>
So can you get the monkey bilista Now? I've always been able to get the normal one but do I just get a livery on that or something?
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suhhh
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Is this 2x bonus for contact missions an apology for Land Grab being such an awful piece of shit?
Because I noticed best-of-7 is still Land Grab's default match option.
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>>174374081
>drop the combat pistol
>buy the combat pistol
>can now store it in the locker
You're welcome
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>>174431517
I would assume so, since Land Grab is 95% death match and 5% territory control.
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Is freemode safe to join yet?
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>>174432547
no, just got 500 levels and r* is refusing to fix it
>>
Do I sell my banshe 900? Is it worth having even when I own the Nero custom?
>>
>>174432547
No, a guy who was in a solo public session had a modder invade it and the first thing he did was empty reduce his bank account from 8 mil to 80K, still in the process of waiting for Rockstar Support to reply to his ticket.
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>>174432826
No, it can't launch people anymore because R* hate fun
>>
>>174433237
Why does everyone in /gtag/ dress like an autist
>>
>>174361245
>get that new content exclusively for years
>when they finally release it you get it for free
>if you bought it you get a rebate
Eat a dick snowflake
>>
>>174433351
OFFICIAL GTAG DRESS CODE
>No BIGNESS
>No suits
>No fedoras
>No BP Helmets
>No Heavy Armor
>No all-black outfits
>No facepaint
>No animal masks
>No clown masks/makeup
>No colored contact lenses
>Duffel bags are a must
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>>174434520
>No all-black outfits
How the fuck am I supposed to be RWDS now?
>>
>>174434520
duffel bag users need to be kill on sight
crew or not
>>
So is there a good way to make money with contact missions? Is there a way to afk a playlist solo? Is it worth doing a bunch of them?
>>
>>174435069
try me.
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>>174435287
Get a bunch of friends/competent crewmembers and steamroll through contact missions without going idle. It's much more enjoyable than sitting around doing nothing.
>>
>>174426291
How is the refund made?
Do you automatically get the money back when you log in?
>>
>>174435746
Poor Cuckstar interns are still rummaging through their database and counting the costs per account, so no refund yet. They said by the end of next week.
>>
So, is this true?
SR2>VC/SA>SR3>GTA5>the rest
>>
>>174418339
>full auto
>not tap firing to maintain maximum accuracy
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>>174434520
>No all-black outfits

fuck you
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>>174436315
>fuck you
Of course that's all you can say, you all-black-wearing edgy cunt.
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>>174434520
>>No suits
>>No all-black outfits
>>No animal masks
Fuk u
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>>174434520
You forgot toe cleavages.
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>All these Edgy McEdgertons liking all-black outfits
Lemme guess: your codenames are "xXx-Darcsyde-Bl00dm00n-420-xXx".
>>
>>174437230
I just wanna be recruit from siege
>>
>>174437230
On both an emotional and intellectual level, in what capacity does it effect you that people are wearing all black outfits?
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>>174437414
A guy wearing an all-black outfit blew up my vehicle cargo and it hurt my feelings :(((
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>caring about virtual clothes & dress code
>calling other people autistic
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>>174437507
>posted as I think im "tacticool"
>>
>>174437507
t.bigness mask wearer
>>
i have a great red outfit with the beer hat & vivisection t-shirt

don't hurt my feelings by making fun of my clothes on the internet plssssssss omggggggg
>>
>>174434520
I agree on everything except suits are fine and duffel bags aren't musts
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>>174437660
nah the only masks i have on any outfits are one of the they live masks and a skull balaclava for my tacticool outfit for pwning n00bs ecksdee
>>
As long as you don't dress like Crafty you're good desu
>>
>>174437230
reconcile me/xpert thief copycats

but desu black/green outfits do give you an advantage in pvp
>>
>ywn play dress-up with kazzi
>>
>>174437825
Wearing a three-piece suit is as close as you can get to a "M'lady"-ing douchelord without the actual fedora.

I could tolerate it if it was just a casual suit with a plain shirt underneath.
>>
>>174438268
meant for >>174437784
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>>174438268
What if I wear a three-piece suit as the lady?
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Thanks R*, now I can finally buy those shoes I always wanted.
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>>174434520
but it fits
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>>174439042
>tfw got 500k but the only returning player content I remember buying was a Blista Compact
>>
>>
>>174437230

I wear all black to be less visible
>>
>>174438268
Of course, I just like wearing casual suits, some times without ties and sometimes with loose ties, but never with vests.
>>
>you find someone who will fight you, guerilla warfare style without vehicles or rocket launchers

Its nice
>>
monkey blista when
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Post Muscle cars, and rate.
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>>174440367
1/10
>>
I got about 500k and no fun cars.

What should I go for?

I got I/E, Warehouse, MC(but no drug making) and a Buzzard.
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>>174440615
you smell like butts and I hate you
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such a round number
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>>174434520
One day, I will make an outfit with all of these
>>
>>174429250

>license plate

Blacklisted
>>
regular stinger or stinger gt?
>>
>>174440632
Jester
>>
Why the FUCK cant I make a mission playlist? When I try the missions in "missions" are all fucking adversary garbage.
>>
>>174440290
lucky.
I haven't fought one of those guys in a year.
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>load up online
>my car spawns upside down
good game
>>
>>174441864
>car
>playing on a potato
you get what you deserve
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>>174441864
>those graphics
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>>174441864
>498
>51710
hmmmm
>>
>>174439354
H2guiwhatevermo is an exception to the rules
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>>174441864
Even my old fat PS3 gets better graphics than your shitbox.
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>>174441962
>>174442016
>>174442405
I would change them from the defaults if the game didn't crash every time I try to change the graphics options.

Looks fine to me anyway.
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Who are the best members in PS4 /gtag/?
>>
>>174443613
The one person who still plays on ps4
>>
>>174388113
>Rank
279
>Favorite gun
SNS Pistol
>Favorite Vehicle
Custom Sabre Turbo
>>
whats the most boring special vehicle races and why is it the blazer aqua ones?
>>
>You realized just now that most normies just have 10 hour dance dubstep compilations as self radio
>>
>>174444693
Rocktic races are worse in my opinion, it's everything I find miserable about super-class races in general but with 'rocket boost every three seconds' added in. Dull, minimally designed tracks so the baddies don't get too stomped since they don't know what brakes are.
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>>174444815
Dubstep isnt the thing anymore.
They are listening to this shit where niggers are trying to fit more words into a single second without it making any sense.
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catower's really changed
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>>174445482
It occurred to me yesterday exactly how irrelevant dubstep had become when I heard it playing during the traffic report on the radio.
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>The heavy sniper that's inspired by anti-material rifles still takes 4/6 shots to kill AI enemies

I bet it doesn't even shred through unarmored cars and disable them with one engine shot.
>>
>>174445680
It takes a whole clip or even two just to put a rusty shitbox on fire.
>>
>>174444815
more like 10 hour trance/dance/techno ripped off from obscure artists on Soundcloud, and here I am putting 80's songs on my Self-Radio to replicate Vice City FM from TBoGT.
>>
>>174445680
They should balance out the kuruma with this. One shot to the engine and it doesnt start again.
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>>174445918
Disgusting, the heavy sniper performs how you'd expect a low-tier sniper to. All the other snipers in this game it's like why even bother you might as well use a pistol.
>>
>>174445680
>4/6

where the fuck are you hitting them?
>>
>>174446975
I E enemies actually take that many hits
>>
>>174443613
Krop you fucking nigger
>>
>>174447137
>not using teargas.
>>
>>174447372
who?
>>
>>174447424
try using teargas at those people on the barge
>>
>>174447504
>doesnt just use a buzzard and land on buildings and snipe headshots.
>>
There's a playlist I have of a race that finishes by itself that you can just leave on while you're ark. I out it on 99 laps and rubberbanded my controller and only got 8k. Is there a way to make money with this?
>>
>assault rifles will never be a one shot headshot until dropoff range
>>
>>174447137
>wasting time fighting i/e npcs
>>
>>174448416
>letting i/e npcs kill you over and over again as you dare to escape while turning your source vehicle into swiss cheese
>>
>>174448595
>not simply driving afap
>~2k the price of not wasting time

the amount of times i've picked up a source car and the door has fallen off i've stopped giving a shit about keeping them pristine, saves a lot of time.
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>>174445918
>clip
>>
>Still don't know anything substantial about Gun Runners

Jeez, it must not be coming out until at least a month.
>>
>>174388113
>252
>compact rifle
>nagasaki bf400
>>
>>174452142
It's going to be the exact same copy paste missions like the past 3 updates have been.

What is there to get exactly?
>>
Anyone enjoy watching the GTA RP that's been happening on twitch?
>>
>>174452142
link
>>
>>174452337
It's the new guns I want to know about. I couldn't give less of a shit about the shitty payout missions that will be associated with the update.
>>
>>174452983
As if it'll matter. Freeroam dm is heavy rifle/ """"marksman"""" only. The only sane way to play dm is pickups only.
>>
How much does a cocaine business and it's upgrades cost and how frequent are police raids?
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>>174452506
Yeah. I didn't know that was a thing.

I kind of want to try it.
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>>174433351

say that to my face and not online
>>
Post autism.
https://youtu.be/UGQVa9x5k-M
>>
>>174454340
What is that super autistic biker crew which made a cringey series called again?
>>
how the fuck can you play on freeroam sessions right now
I'm so scared of losing my money
>>
>>174454565
Black WASP?
>>
>>174454724
>not turning your money into bonds
>>
>>174453704
You can get information like that from here desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkUBvgVSgt4
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/The_Open_Road
>>
>>174454565
reaper lords
>>
>>174454565
gtag
>>
>>174455456
Ha! Joke's on you, GTAG would never make cringey vide-
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNLkdQyIheyeuO9lzDUV-iw
FUCK MY LIFE.
>>
So /gtag/, what was the most speculated bullshit update that never happened?
>>
>>174456034
Heists part 2
>>
>>174456034
gunrunners
>>
>>174456979
Gunrunning is an actual upcoming update, you fuckwit. There's just too much speculation for it since Rockstar Faggot refuses to leak anything about it.
>>
so does the missions tab have all the missions
>>
>>174456979
They fucking already confirmed it on the newswire you dumb nigger
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>>174457665
no
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Pie in the sky wishlist shit for gunrunning?

>Weaponized vehicles that are actually cool: military prop planes (multi-man B-17 anyone? Mustang, spitfire, fokker etc)

>Bunker defense VIP work that actually has you defending the bunker you bought.

>Off-cooldown vehicle summoning like you get in an MC

>Mallninja level addons for guns (plz don't add like 10 more guns, just give us shit for the ones we have and love already)

>A decent amount of new clothes

>UNIMOG
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>>174457665
yes
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>>174458076
H U N T E R
U
N
T
E
R
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>>174457665
maybe
>>
>>174457975
>>174458116
hmmmm
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>>174458076
Tacticool mag carriers
and gorka equipment
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>>174442405
>1080
>PS3
>>
>>174458137
I mean sure.. apache is cool and all but do we really need a 3rd attack heli?

Now that I think of it, they'll DEFINITELY add it. Or another jet.

>>174458395
I could always make another slav outfit to go with the other 3.
>>
>>174458076
They are not adding bunkers. They'll probably just make more empty buildings usable
>>
What we're actually getting:

Another generic car with a turret
Maybe another attack helicopter
Guns that serve no purpose but to fill your gun locker
>>
Will they ever actually add any good guns?
Almost every single new gun that's come out has been totally useless
>>
>>174456034
Casinos
>>
>>174458640

>Minigun turret Zentorno
>An attack heli that isn't the hunter
>Another bolt action that is weaker than the Heavy Sniper, a medium damage pistol and another smg (can't driveby with it).

Screenshot this
>>
>>174458852
mini SMG has been vaguely decent, so is the street sweeper
the sawed off nade launcher is rad as fuck though
>>
>Can't change the license plate on the Duke O Death

They can't just go one update without fucking something up.
>>
>>174459762
ifruit
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>>174459871

>Can't change the color of the plate on iFruit without paying $100,000 for custom text
>>
>>174460170
They did the same thing with the comet retro
>>
>>174454340
kaz
>>
>>174454340
https://youtu.be/ZB9Eh5x1fwQ
>>
>>174454340
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxj17nb-M6c
>>
>>174461252
Holy fucking shit dude
>>
>>174454340
any gta v bloods vs crips series
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tau-GdgNisU

why isn't it like this online
>>
>>174461252
jesus fucking christ
>>
>>174461252
I know this has been posted because "lol roleplay cringe" but the writing and editing is surprisingly competent, actually. As far as crew recruitment videos go, this is a really neat one.

Also, judging by the upload date, I presume this was made on last gen? That's pretty impressive, considering how there wasn't even an Editor mode back then.
>>
>>174464367
Looks like Burnout.
>>
>>174465458
t. reaper lord member
>>
>>174461252
Next level of autism.
>>
>>174458076
>>
>>174461252
Ran into these guys a few days ago, they were sat outside a rival MC (that were also called the reaper lords) clubhouse and were shittalking them on mic. Made them chimp out by sniping their bikes until they exploded, then killing them on foot. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5M6kvsq1EY
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>>174458076
>UNIMOG
Holy fuck, that would be awesome if they treated it like an actual personal vehicle you could store in your garage.

Personally, if we're going full military themed here, a Rustler based on a Mustang or a Spitfire would be cool enough to keep me hooked, but if the selection can be expanded to "cross-country trafficking vehicles" in general then I would totally love one of these bad boys.
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>>174434840
>RWDS
>Wearing black

What are you, some antifa wanna be?
>>
>>174466208
To be clear, they were shittalking each other over who were the 'real' reaper lords, one guy had his rejected email application read out over mic by the real group
>>
>>174466208
>that one retard who jumped off the bridge to try to axe you in the face
>>
>>174458546
>They are not adding bunkers
There are icons for bunkers in the game files added in the last update.
>>
>>174465639

Besides the gun runners meme, holy crap that thing would be great in online.
>>
>>174466902
Gotta try to show off infront of your """"brothers"""" and make a dick of yourself
>>
>>174466208
>a30mm
nice menu namechange
>>
>>174468203
nice what who?
>>
>>174469115
The uploader
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me and my second hand plane.
it was quite cheap, rep++ to the seller
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>bought both the Marshall and the Dodo back in the day (1 million in total)
>only got awarded 133k, which is not even the combined price of the three returning cars (Stallion, Dukes and Blista) I also bought
What the fuck are you jewing from me, Rockstar? This isn't the rebate money that was supposed to be added next week, right?
>>
>>174469398
What are you on about?
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I think the best interior is actually the Infernus classic now. Dat middle console
>>
>>174466208
You're on PS4, right? Who are these MFFM faggots that are in literally every session? Are they military rp autists or some shit?
>>
>>174470457
_FF_ is a biker tag, supposed to mean Autists FOREVER, FOREVER Autists as an example. iirc M is mortals, not too sure. I dont see them that often, you do play free aim right.
>>
>>174470216
faggot has only a 5 character name, 6 is the minimum. he has a menu to change it
>>
>>174470652
Yeah I'm in free aim. Maybe it's because the time that I'm online? Or region? Because when I'm in the clouds loading into a session all I literally see is MFFM_asspirate killed rival mc president in almost all sessions
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>>174470702
>He has a menu on ps4
>He can't have a 5 character name on psn

>>174471131
Might be times then, that said I dont play gta often anymore.
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what's the most popular targeting mode on PC?
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>>174467190
>milspec Faggio never
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>Use content unlocker to get returning player stuff back in the day
>Get to keep my returning player pegasus stuff even after it's patched
>Get $1.8M reimbursement today
thx r*
>>
Invite me on PSN: EXPECT_US2016
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>>174473085
lmao
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>>174473135
:P I created that username as a kid
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>>174445680
Professionals are hacking bastard gang
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>>174458076
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>>174360931
Hold up

Where is the duke of death in online

Holy fuck what is all this

Why do I have $2,000,000 suddenly

What is happening
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>>174434343
Huh my friend said the duke of death is in online... when it never was before...
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>>174454724
Wait what why
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>>174474742
warstock, its not at the top scroll down

>>174474863
>literally just added the other day
there used to be a glitch to transfer it in from singleplayer but it got blacklisted, if you got in it the car exploded.
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>>174470094
Someone pls respond, I'm worried that Rockstar screwed me over. At the very least everyone else ITT seems to be getting awarded with an inconsistent amount in comparison to what they've purchased but I appear to be the only one who's actually getting far less than what I was supposed to receive.
>>
>>174475598
Did you buy them on a different character, even if its the same account?
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>>174475692
Nah, I got them all on my main with genuine hard-earned cash. Already sent a support ticket asking what the hell is going on.
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>mfw get ranked 8000 and 570m
>buy all the dumb shit i never wanted
>dont even want to play game anymore
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>>174476241
this looks like crypto from destroy all humans
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>>174360931
requesting for pc_gtag
SC: Dotterkletch
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>>174475906
I brought 2 Kraken, 2 Dodos, 4 Marshalls and a boatload of Blistas, Stallions & Dukes over my time of playing for one reason or another. I got 4,000,012 dollars back. It's not even close to being an accurate refund.
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>>174446064
but i love trance....not from shitty soundcloud artists though
>>
Does the double cash event bring out the retards or something.
every job i've started has just been people running eachother over.
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>>174478535
Holy fuck, do they just throw a dice on a board and see what amount they should randomly give to players?

On a related note, they finally answered my ticket by seemingly sending a pre-written message claiming that "the GTA Online Character Transfer Feature was discontinued on March 6, 2017" and immediately closing the ticket right after without even giving me a chance to reply, as if that completely unrelated stock reply answered my question. And I can't send them a new ticket in the next 10 hours. Is this a fucking joke?
>>
After upgrading a car at Bennys, ie Elegy -> Elegy Retro, can I take it to any Los Customs/Beekers and apply most if not all the same upgrades?
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>>174454340
>>174461252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2YbflLv_S8
The guy talking in this is the same guy who tried to get an axe kill in this >>174466208
>>
when
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>>174480157
well, you can apply bumpers and shit like that on the car, but some upgrades are benny exclusive, cant remember which though.
>>
>>174480157
No. You have to take it to Benny's for the benny mods, unless you own a tower garage customs. Then, you never even have to visit Benny's ever again.
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>>174480559
Probably never, it is one of the most boring and generic supercars ever made, much like everything else from post-70s Maserati.
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>>174474178
>final solution to the jetshitter problem
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>>174480956
When?
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>>174480956

That doesn't seem to stop them from putting a bunch of shitty Lambos.
>>
>>174482547
shitters love lambos
and shitters make up the majority of the game
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ayy lmao
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>>174388113
>rank
210
>favorite gun
Pistol .50
>favorite vehicle
Black Dukes w/ chrome secondary
>>
>about to level up to rank 600 legit

What am I doing with my life?

i am a day 1 player and my second guy is only like level 10 for bonds so that may be a factor
>>
>2 weeks of double money on missions
>also at the same time unlock a vehicle on par with the Kuruma that has been long requested
>said car is being driven by everyone, and protects those shitters from dying in 3 seconds in missions
>also prevents throwing stickies

This is the most based R* has ever been. I just idled for 2 hours only occasionally touching the controller and raked in 400k
>>
This might be a controversial opinion but fuck it I'm saying it anyway: Languagez is the GOAT
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>>174486508
Not even controversial desu that's just fact
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THERE IS NOTHING TO IMPROVE ME
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING MOVE
I AM NOT A SUPERHERO
THE ONE THING I WANT IS ALL GONE
>>
>>174486981
R E P E T I T I O U S
>>
We're playing together in the game and using this as a tool assist.
https://discord.gg/WpSHz
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>>174487940
Kill yourself
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>>174487940

>Join
>Everyone is in voice

N-no thanks
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About god damn time
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>>174478526
You're blacklisted
>>
>didn't get rewarded any money

Okay, not like I wanted to play anyways.
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>>174376920
This, dicking around on contact missions is super fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jsujc6Pj1BU
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boo
Just found out that
>They actually released the piece of shit DoD from years ago as new content
>they activly TOOK content from returning players by giving it to everyone

not an update

at least all my alts can finally get the gay cross-over shit if i can ever be bothered to play again
>>
>>174361271
when did this happen? I swear I'm in this webm but cant remember it at all. Dozers gonna doze.
>>
I'm out of the loop, why is everyone getting awarded monies
>>
>>174491519
for?
i think i tried to apply once without posting here, that's why?
>>
next tuesday then?
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>>174492778
Returning Player content was made available to everyone this week, and the vehicles are now free for anyone who already has their account linked. R* is giving out refunds to players who had already purchased the now-free vehicles beforehand.
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>>174492674
>gay cross-over shit
Stop describing yourself.
>>
>>174487940
the link expired
can you post a new one?
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Just got my first garage filled. There's another panto in the back but I can't see it cus the insurgent is too big. Lol
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>>174495910
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>>174495910
You should have put a crosshair sticker on your screen and have your character wear a bigness vest + facepaint+ shitty haircut+facemask
>>
>>174495910
looks really awesome dude lol
dont let the haters get you down
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>>174495910
>le ebin photo of monitor
>shit taste in cars
>shit taste in mods
>shit emblem
If I find you in-game I will drain your money and jack up your rank.
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>>174495910
>dat shit taste
>dat uniform color scheme
>dat chrome as an actual paint
>zentorno AND x80
>Cog armored instead of schafter v12 armored
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>>174496012
I wear a mask to match my karin sultan rs
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>25% extra for crate delivery
aint no stopping for this grind train
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>>174496295
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>>174493025
Oh, got accepted. Zank you whoever did it
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>>174496771
Your parents are going to be proud
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>>174497474
you bet
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>>174497824
dont just censor your name,gtag deserves to know the name of real human bean true hero
>>
>>174388113
>1029
>Pistol .50
>Double T
>>
>>174497824
>censoring the name of a true winner
>>
>>174495910
"DAE le randumb?!!!! xD" faggots like you are the main reason why GTA Online is cancer
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>NPC stops in the middle of the road so I will hit them
>NPCs intentionally serve to hit you
>NPCs randomly run you over/hit your car even if you're PARKED

What the FUCK is up with the NPCs in this game?
>>
>>174498553
didn't you hear?Google is teaching their cars to drive via gta 5
so we can have dumb ass electric cars,stopping in the middle of road and suddenly switching lanes in real life too
>>
>>174498652
>Electric car will body motorcycles on sight
>>
>>174498652

I Have seen cars stop in the middle of intersections just as I approach. It's even possible to catch an NPC in the middle of their little act if you slow down at the right time.
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>>174497824
Isn't obvious the name is Dotterkletch?
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>>174498771
i've seen cars switching lanes right before stop on red light
very fun if its a huge ass truck/bus
even seen npcs doing weird stuff out of i\e missions
this is pizdets my friends
>>
>>174499167
This always happen to me when I I/E for someone else.
>>
>>174498891
it's an old pic. had it censored for other reasons
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>>174499248
at least taking it slow helps,when you get rid of 4 waves of aimbot shitters in their sultans
>>
>>174499167

The NPC are programmed to fuck your shit up at every opportunity. You'd think Rockstar would give us a little leeway with all the other shit you have to deal with

But if I have to be brutally honest, I don't see GTA online surviving if rockstar doesn't fix the money drain hack. My friend lost 3 million to a hacker. Who will play if this becomes widespread?
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>>174391795
austism bux?
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>>174388113
>125
>Heavy Sniper
>Drift Tampa
>>
http://toastytech.com/evil/
http://toastytech.com/evil/
http://toastytech.com/evil/
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>>174499464
stick to comfy solo sessions,accept only gang players,leave session if you see some suspicious XXx_l33tH4XX_xXx or SukaBlyat2007,or chinchinsugoi players joining on your session
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>>174499880

I've been mostly grinding out contact missions.

>tfw no friends who play regularly
>tfw not in a gang
>>
>>174499941
*gasp*
join in the gang sempai,we have cake
the cake is banned by R* though for being too good and creamy
>>
>>174500032

How does one do that?
>>
>>174499880
What is this money hack exactly? Do hackers have to get up on you or can they jam you up remotely?

>>174499941
Me too, keeping it at 1.5 double payoffs.
>>
>have 1000+ hours on a character and be over level 150

>some random guy shoots my chopper down for no reason

>go after him

>he's all butthurt

>get disconnected

>rockstar has corrected your RP to 1

>now I'm level 1

>adds 100 billion dollars to my bank account when I already own everything
>>
>>174500229
>now I'm level 200 and have insanely high RP and the money is gone

Am I about to get banned?
>>
>>174500128
poot social club name in thread here
send invite to crew from social club
and you're in
>>174500171
the current hack is-your money get drained from hospital bills,that you get if you "kill" somebody while he is in passive pussy mode
I didnt even know that you get billed for doing that,but yeah.Every bill removes like 10000000 dollars from your account extra fast.Its just like hack with destroying somebody's car
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>>174500472

My ID is PieQue

Hopefully this message will reach the faggot anons who run the gang
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>>174499880

those user names are funny and I can totally see people honestly having them.
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You're in Cluckin' Bell and this guy steals your girlfriend's large Number 9 order, what do you do?
>>
>>174499559
.blater, formally -Vanilla_Rice-, got rp bombed.
>>
>>174501054
i've seen some shit in this game
and i dont even understand why would people set their names like 00000000 or just random letters
But those names i wrote before actually do appear in game.True for russian players and extra true for chinks
>>
>>174501096
i grab extra dip and call Ryder nigga
>>
who's the most FA GTAG?
>>
>>174501096
Whip out my shotgun and call him a straight busta.
>>
>>174501473
Snapdragon
>>
>>174501473
([u]You[/u])
>>
>>174388113
>Rank
113

>Weapon
Heavy Revolver

>Vehicle
Insurgent
>>
>>174501473
Blater, both in game and IRL.
>>
>>174501197
>and i dont even understand why would people set their names like 00000000 or just random letters
harder to remember and/or report
>>
>>174498553
If they programmed turn signals it'd make my life so much easier, but then the game would be very unrealistic.
>>
>>174502949
the peds do use turn signals, but the lights are very dim and it's often too late before you notice
>>
Purge soon
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>>174458406
>the only measurement of graphical fidelity is resolution
really activated my almonds
>>
>>174505765
>>>/v/
>>
>>174505995
>you're /v/ if you don't think daggerfall upscaled to 4k looks better than ultra settings GTAV at FHD
>>
>>174506738
I don't care about your shitflinging, your reply is /v/ cancer therefore fuck off to /v/, both of you.
>>
guys what if we coul 360 trickshot noscope mountain dewritoes harambe
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>>174508389
>mfw
>>
>got banned months ago
>lost everything
>no interest in playing unless I'm stupid rich
>decide to email support and make up some bullshit story about a hacker draining $60M from my account and lowering my RP and pray that an intern fucks up and gives me it back without checking, or takes pity and gives me a shit ton of money for my poor attempt
wish me luck, guys
>>
>>174508637
fradulent tickets get you banned
>>
>>174495450
+
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>>174466824
I wanted to be NA
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>>174361245
It's a sign that they're pulling the plug you dip. It's RDR2 time
>>
>>174508689
>"no interest in playing unless I'm stupid rich"
>fradulent tickets get you banned
Well hes lost nothing has he.
>>
Before I go to sleep, Saints Row 2 is free on GOG right now for the next 48 hours, enjoy.
>>
What the fuck is this new game mode even, it fucking sucks. There's nothing fun or exciting about it at all
>>
>>174511696
which one?
land grab?
>>
>>174512581
Yep.
>>
>>174512818
i don't get why you are calling it new
we've had deathmatch since launch
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>Log in today
>get awarded 1.4 million

I really have no idea why.
>>
>>174513429
Refund on purchased return player content
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>>174513484
Oh. Cool, just enough for me to buy one (1) sport car! Thanks rockstar!
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>>174513843
Obligatory.
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Got refunded 2.5 mil today.

I didn't buy anything before tuesday, didnt have access to it and never used an unlocker.
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>Refunded 10mil
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>>174513976
So the general consensus is that if you don't say anything and don't get too much cash you're fine?
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>>174514159
Exactly, which is extremely ironic. You're more likely to be banned for reporting you got spammed with cash than you are for keeping your mouth shut and using the money sparingly until a month or so passes after being dropped.
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>>174411446
>>
>>174514159
i cheated myself 20 billion and dont got a ban
>>
Ha-ha, time for gtag
Oh wait, is ded
>>
Did these refunds all happen at once or are they at different times for different players?
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Caterham Super 7 when?
Panoz AIV Roadster when?
Ariel Atom when?
>>
>>174492674
>took content from returning players

no, they made it free. non-returning players still have to pay.
>>
I keep getting a thing where on steam keeps putting me with the same 4 non English speaking players. Why? Is there really nobody else on?
>>
>>174513976
Holy fuck, we need more /gtag/ comics.
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>Awarded 1.2 mil
All my returning player content purchases were before my ban + reset
>>
>>174513976
fukken saved
>>
>>174513976
someone post this to gta on reddit
>>
My brother wants to get me gtav for pc, will my racing game shit all work with gtav? Wheel, pedal, shifter?
>>
>>174518794
LOL
>>
>>174518794
ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
>>
>>174518860
>>174519076
How do I kindly tell my brother I don't want this game then?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhicD4PQM-U
>>
>>174519225
>this is real
please fucking NO
>>
>>174519225
кaкoй чeлoвeк пocтaвил дизлaйк wtf??
>>
>>174519225
>another dead anniversary mode
>>
>>174519225
meh
>>
>>174519225
>more stunt races
ugh
>mario kart/twisted metal type gamemode
meh

I'd like it in first person desu
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>>174519225
>another stunt races dlc
I'm sick and tired of these. Give me a military themed update already. I wanna be an operator
>>
420 special lole
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60184/GTA-Online-Tiny-Racers-Coming-April-25-Watch-the-Trailer
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>>174519225
LITERALLY WHY
>>
>>174519225
DUDE
ADVERSARY MODES
LMAO
>>
>>174519225
Why is everyone hating on this? I loved Micro Machines and Mashed as a kid. I'm looking forward to this.
>>
>>174519996
Because it's more than likely gonna have any fun factors in it sucked out by other people's bullshit, have such a shitty payout that it won't be worth your time. Add on top of that ridiculously overpriced cars and you have every adversary mode ever.
>>
>>174519225
Too bad they didn't use that top down camera for emulating classic GTA gameplay.

I'm talking missions and stuff. Not a fan of racing.
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>playing Hide 'n' Seek with crew
>try to climb up a ladder to hide
>tfw you hear "Wait a minute, NPCs can climb ladders?"
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>>174470417
>not the firetruck
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>>174521521
Firetruck? More like firefugg :-DDD
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>>174516862
>>
>>174519225
>a trailer
>for an adversary mode
>no new cars
>no new anything
>a trailer
>for top down races
>>
>>174519225
What the fuck is with this Hot-Wheels shit? Don't you guys notice that they're making a shit ton of Adversary Modes that are live-stream material?

Like, they're all different and "LE WACKY xDDD" with extremely gimmicky power-ups and rules, this is what the audience of streamers want as well as Rockstar to use as a standard gamemode for their own livestreams, it's just so goddamn cancerous.
>>
>>174521969
LOL
>>
>>174519225
I dunno. Like the wiggas n niggas say: I'll fuck with this
>>
>>174522215
And?
>>
>>174523376
>I wanna disagree with you but I can't come up with a proper counter-argument

Retarded faggot
>>
>>174523647
Nice. Opinion invalidated, raging kiddo.
>>
>>174364303
>running a gtag tag during the end times
>>
>>174522215
>>174523647
>Reddit spacing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>174517330
>awarded 2 mil
>Returning player content didn't even exist when the character was last played on.
>Didn't buy anything except a dukes when I came back.

I think it's more of a "thanks for sticking around in our shitty game for almost 4 years" present.
>>
>>174523797
>Heh, you're wrong just cause I said so B^)

Sure, continue living in your bubble, just make sure no one pops it.

>>174523936
>reeee-ing at paragraph formatting like an actual autist

Keep

On

Sperging

Faggot
>>
>>174501197
I've been in lobbies filled with dudes named "LingDingBing" or "LieuDaiBao" and other shit that sounds like someone making vaguely Chinese-sounding noises.
>>
how much bodyguards get for helping sell supercars?
>>
prostitution update when
>>
>>174525363
>he hasn't made kaz his cumslut yet
[reddit]
better start claiming your whores
>>
>>174525560
claiming jrv's boipussi
>>
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>>174525642
never stick your dick in crazy
>>
>>174525718
i want to make him into a sissy boi
>>
>>174525718
but the crazy ones are the best :(
>>
>all this talk about gtag crew
Do you guys PvP? Im looking for more freemode warriors but you guys seem to be stuck in your own private sessions all the time(?)
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>>174526379
we swarm, but currently we are avoiding freeroam sessions until Jew* fixes the skid problem.
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>>174526379
I used to. Then my favorite gun got neutered.
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>>174526379
>Do you guys PvP? Im looking for more freemode warriors
[reddit]
Let me guess, you wear a BP helm at all times and have an ewo macro.
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>>174526810
kill binds don't work as well in dm gamemodes
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>>174526457
What skid problem? As in modders?
>>174526487
What gun was that and what exactly did they do?
>>174526810
I dress in retard fashion and don't know such a macro.
Why hate on people that love freeroam?
>>
stallion or dukes
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>>174527075
Yes.
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>>174527060
are you living under a rock?
skids can take money, give money, take ranks and give ranks
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>>174527075
No
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>>174527154
I haven't played in two months but I've never heard that term.
What do they use if it's not menus or CE?
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>>174527075
maybe
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>>174527060
The bolt action hunting rifle. They fucked the damage at range with a suppressor when they fixed the no damage bug. So now after a certain point it no longer OHK's. You will just take half of their health. Even less with a BP helmet or a motorcycle helmet.
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>>174527114
This.

t. /gtag/'s resident muscle car collector
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>>174527318
DMR or Heavy? Not sure what you are talking about and helmets don't reduce damage in freeroam do they?
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>>174527075
I don't know
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>>174527579

Post collection.
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>>174518742
Fuck off
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>>174527640
neither of those are bolt action.
>Not sure what you are talking about
:(
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>>174527815
I ignored the bolt action part because I don't know one in the game.

Dont judge.
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>>174519124
"Im a race fag and I can't use my race fag gear with GTA and I dont like the other aspects of GTA, so don't fucking buy me it, you dumb fag."
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>>174519225
>we're running out of ideas
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>>174519225
fuck this gay shit i hope i get permabanned from the money drop
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>>174528071
>implying they haven't ran out already

555-COME-ON-NOW.jpg
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>>174527114
>>174527579

this didnt answer my question
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>>174519225
I mean this could be fun with friends. My guess is gunrunning will come out may 9th or 16th
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>>174529202
Get both, they're equal when it comes to how amazing they are to drive, and very affordable as well.
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>>174519225
>>
Reminder that if you use the DoD then you're no different to a Kuruma shitter because
>muh invincibility
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>>174530667
>see shitter in duke of death
>move behind him
it's not that hard
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>>174530667
The dookie is more balanced than the kuruma, it's easier to shoot the people inside.
It's also more fun to drive as well.
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>>174529425
i will thank you friend
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>>174530667
he's not wrong
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>tfw you pass someone by perfectly drifting past someone in your Futo on the final sharp mountain curve going sideways at near max speed for 4 full seconds to win the race
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>>174527689
I don't have pics of all of them, and I'm missing a few. But

Ruiner (GOAT)
Ruiner 2k
Phoenix
Dominator
Stallion
Dukes
Blade
Nightshade
Gauntlet
Sabre Turbo
Picador
Blackfin
Buccaneer
Faction
Vigero
Tampa
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>>174531693
*perfectly drifting by them
>>
How do I get into the epic private seshes?
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>>174519225
Guys Im literally crying right now

Thank god we have all poured years of our lives into this game grinding for money and better KDRs and ERPing with other men so that we can be rewarded with such vital and necessary and exciting fresh new content

I can't wait to spend another year playing this game that's very alive
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>>174532004
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>>174531821

All I want for them is to balance out the weapon and vehicles. Don't even need any new content 2bh
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>my fungus when tiny racers
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>working on streaming gta to my phone and using a controller to play

How does it look guys
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>>174532349
haha holy shit
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rate my meme
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>>174532440
not gonna lie, looks like this.
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>>174519225
I think this looks fun, screw what the rest of you say. Plus I'm just glad they're regularly dishing out free dlc considering most of their workforce has probably moved on to RDR2 or something else.
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>>174532705
t. BlaterWanco
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>>174532609
friendly reminder
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>>174533032
worthless
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>>174532421
I was off the radar so they didn't do this as a joke for me, I turned the corner and his friend was recording him as a whore was fucking him in his car. Proceeded to kill both of them
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>>174511274
>Saints Row 2 is free

It's over

Grand Theft Auto Online is finished. How will it ever recover. Everyone is going to jump ship to the superior game of SR2 and start playing it online instead. Is it really even good
>>
>>174532349
>>174533332

Why don't you turn your phone to landscape mode? Are you black?
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>>174534917
It hardly runs on PC. It was one of the worst ports ever. That being said it has a special place in my heart and I'd go through it at 30fps I locked it to in a heartbeat.

Might as well get it if it's free
>>
>>174535062

If your PC can run GTA at an acceptable FPS, it's good enough to plow through SR2's shitty port.
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>>174535203
Really? Last time I played sr2 was on my old desk with low end specs. Might have to give it a reinstall one day.
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>>174533332
Lol. It reminds me off when people would flirt with strippers over the mic and the whole lobby could hear.
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>>174519225
>all of these paid rockstar shills
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>>174531693
>futo
>winning a race
>ever

>drifting
>making you go faster in gta
>ever
>>
>>174536161
Calling them shills is too generous, they're most likely a bunch of autistic 12 year olds just like everyone else is in the game.
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>>174525107
nuttin unless its a collection
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>>174534949
Because it looks different, idk
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>>174525718
literally who
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>>174531693
>things that never happened
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>>174519225
>>
>tfw playing other games for the first time in months ruined online for me, can't play it for more than a few minutes without getting bored and wanting to stop
It's a shame too, I like the map and the graphics are pretty.
>>
>>174536161

>Implying these retards need to be paid

We live in the age of cocksucking fanboys, Anon. Nobody is able to admit that something they like has flaws.
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About to steal this Titan running solo contact missions with my Choppa hehe.
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>>174538884
Why is there a buzzard thou? Nigger you can do this shit with an sns pistol, npc's are a joke.
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>>174539097
For the fun of flying and honing skills. I'm doing it on hard for 1.5 too ...
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>>174524502
dude, you won!
must feel good.
>>
What are the recommended settings for a 1080? I clearly don't need grass to be at ultra.
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>>174541650
How much resolution? A 1080 should max out everything at 1080p without breaking a sweat
>>
>>174541650
Put everything on high
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>>174541881
I got a 1920x1080 1080p 144hz monitor, I'm not suffering dramatic FPS loss, but I'm definately not getting use of the 144hz
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>>174519225
This looks like a fucking phone game
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>>174541650
i would just use default settings and disable stupid shit like post fx and AA past 2x

it gets me 40-50 fps in the city on my 1060
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>>174542415
Because it's based on popular PS1 and PS2 games kiddo
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The denial of service mission is really fun to solo with a buzzard
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>>174542415
It's based on Micromachines, a toy franchise that started in the 80's and stretched into the 90's, supplemented by a videogame on PS2 in 2006, and now a mobile app game.

>80's Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2egGfd5j_k
>90's Commercial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPgGtzsQBYk
>PS2 Gameplay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKa9Cyi0Ijs

It's obvious that Cuckstar wants appeal to three or even four generations here; the middle-aged men who miss the childhood they had in the 80's, the cool and edgy 90's kids who grew up to be stoner college dropouts nowadays, the highschoolers who played the PS2 game as kids ten years ago, and the 11 year olds who infest this game who downloaded every single free game on the App Store to their iPad and only plays two of them.

This adversary mode is fucking cancerous, and it's most likely that the Devs who created this are doing it because of their intense "DAE le 90's???? xDDDD" faggotry because they miss swallowing shitty plastic cars.
>>
>>174543731
Or, you know, it's a throwback to GTA's top-down roots with stunt race faggotry thrown in to make it palatable to thirteen-year-olds/.
>>
>>174543731
Hopefully this thing isn't a sign of the quality of Gunrunning
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>>174544484
Top-down cameras aren't exclusive to GTA you autistic faggot, are you gonna say stunt tracks and meme cars were part of GTA 1 and 2 as well? Hell, Metal Gear on NES had a top-down camera first, the adversary mode is clearly a homage to that game since they share a similar camera angle!
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>>174544687
Let's not kid ourselves; it probably is. Chances are they're going to throw in some "wacky XDD" guns in there as well, like SR4's Dubstep gun or similar, and the Gunrunning missions themselves involve hipsters or clowns.
>>
>>174545096
Are you retarded?
>>
>>174544687
ceo, i/e and all the other big updates were pretty fuckin ok. And they always peppered us with garbage in between. Its probably going to be just fine.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RfT7po4Ghs
YES
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Quit for a month. Anything new besides muh VC lamborarris?
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Gunrunners DLC will have:
>New clothes, some tacticool faggot shit like BP helmet that Bigness shitters will wear
>A Pegasus vehicle based off the Stryker, gets a gun similar to the Valkyrie's main gun, mobile but naturally weak to heavy weapons
>A garage for Pegasus vehicles so you no longer need to call Pegasus for and pay a small fee (however garage is obviously expensive as hell)
>A couple armored shitboxes like the V12 armored
>New rifle, a high powered Semi-Auto based off the FAL
>New melee weapon - butterfly knife
>Obligatory missions
I work at J*
Redditors need not copy and paste this
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>>174546431
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>>174546431
hnnnnng.jpg

hope we get some new heli's too desu
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>>174546431
>A couple armored shitboxes
?
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>>174546431
fuck off no proofs nigger
>>
is the contact mission double moneys still on?
if yes anyone doin them? i want to waste an hour or two
>>
can you use either of the ruiner versions in heists
>>
>>174547352
yes its still running
what platform are you on?
>>
>host contact missions
>Go afk and make money, occasionally start next mission

feels good man
>>
>>174547746
yes
you can both use the one with and without a glass sunroof
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>>174548367
pc
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>>174516862
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>>174550036
>iffy
>>
any of you fucks want to contactmissions?
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>>174551008
IT BETTER BE TRASH TALK 24/7 OR YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
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>>174545096
The trailer literally calls it "a new spin on classic action" you mong, and GTA's roots not only lie in top-down gameplay, it was originally planned to be a racing game rather than a crime sandbox. As for the stunt tracks, I already addressed those. And I don't know how you got Micro Machines out of it. It could be RC Pro-Am or Revolt or any other miniature car racing game for all the similarity it has.
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>>174551139
so any of you fuccboiis in on this shit?
alternativenly, post comf pics
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>>174553207

Luxor life.
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>>174553207
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>>174553302
actuly is nimbus

>>174553384
nice filter, im more of a vintage faggot desu, pic releated
rate muh tranny desu
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>>174553525

>Nimbus

What a goofy looking plane that is.
>>
So how's the Duke of Death?
Does it drive well, how durable is it, can one rocket blow it up?
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>>174553828
>huge ass fuel tank on bottoms
its the beste
>>
Wait, the railgun is in the game officially now?
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>>174554256
fug forget the pic
its such a qt
>>
>>174554235
It's cool, you can race it on muscle car races.
>>
>>174554493
Yes it's free with unlimited ammo
>>
>>174554493
>>174554873
I didn't see it at Ammunation.
>>
>>174554235
>Does it drive well
lol nope, you can't even put a spoiler on it that's why it's the most fun to drive of
all the armored vehicles

>how durable is it, can one rocket blow it up?
it can take two explosives
>>
>>174554873
Is it in certain game modes or can everyone run around in freemode with these now?
>>
>>174555110
Yes
>>
>>174555110
no!!
>>
>>174555110
Maybe
>>
>>174555110
probably
>>
>>174555110
i dunno lol
>>
Are there any good mod menus for GTA Online?
I wanna fuck around with my friend in a private lobby.
>>
>>174557236
Yeah
>>
>>174557236
No
>>
>>174557236
Maybe
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>>174553207

Old cars are maximum comfy.
>>
>>174557236
Can you repeat the question
>>
Are there any good mod menus for GTA Online?
I wanna fuck around with my friend in a private lobby.
>>
>>174558309
Yeah
>>
>>174558101
I really wish the FOV could increased in the settings, especially online because I mostly play that.
Also, first person online lobbies would be nice. It's lame that a new features that makes the game more immersive puts you at such a disadvantage online.
>>
>>174558346
>so many options
>so little freedom

Every GTA ever
>>
Hello friends
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>>174558912
fuck off
>>
>>174558912
you'll eat those words, cunt
>>
>>174558346
Playing in 1st person is the best! I would like to find friends or lobbies that only play in 1st person.
>>
>>174558912
Hi.
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>>174502949
They had that in GTA 4

>>174503206
No they don't! Post proof!
>>
>>174560798
go check for yourself retard
>>
>>174558867
At least this one is actually a good port, the only one before this that was decent was San Andras.
Really, there's nothing else I want besides a FOV slider.
>>
kazi has a foot fetish btw
>>
>>174560140
Sadly, you wouldn't know if your friends are lying or not about being in first person. They might flip between to get in advantage if you guys are fucking around.

It really should be an option to join first person lobbies, like auto-aim lobbies.
>>
>>174561369
she also likes bbc
>>
>>174552264
Maybe because it's literally called TINY RACERS you nigger?
>>
>>174561634
>she
>>
>>174561525
Yes, but I know racing can have camera lock and perhaps missions too. I need to check to see if that's an option next time I play a contact mission. Open lobbies is impossible yeah, but racing and possibly missions can lock cams.
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What's the current meme way to make money?

I want a Turismo Classic and I'm poor.
>>
>>174562905
>"any hackers in here?"
>"yeah just come to the airport"
>>
>>174563146
But then daddy Rockstar will ram their sausage into my bank account and erase my hackerbux, or ban me.
>>
>>174563146
>calling leeches hackers

ISHYGDDT
>>
>>174563435
fill up a garage with x80s
>>
is gta online really as bad as people say it is now? i havent played in a few months because of life stuff
>>
>>174563965
yes. we have reached levels of cancer that should not be possible.
>>
>>174561369
kazi does scat and pays people to eat xirs shit
>>
>>174563965
It's gotten so bad that they disabled people placing bounties on each other.

On the plus side, you can steal NPC cars that look like total shit without getting a $9000 bounty.
>>
>>174564486
>PCucks
lmao
>>
oy which one of you fuggers is hostin a crew session?
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>>174388113
>631
>Carbine Rifle
>Bati 801
>>
>>174564839
we can blow up kurumas, insurgants and supercars for free and its completely changed freeroam for the better. Its been like this since December and it looks like they are not going to bother fixing it. It's really nice and it's a shame how we got it, but this part is just a positive.
>>
>>174563965

Rockstar stopped doing their livestreams in public sessions for a reason.
>>
>>174563965
It's great on ps4 if you avoid the "GTAG" faggots.

I love getting into a lobby full of niggers and blaring chimp noises.

No hackers.

Just making children and nig nogs rage and rage. It's wonderful.

No thanks to Rockstar and their 3 years of completely garbage updates when they should have been making a VEGAS addon city. Scumbags.
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>>174519225
>no mario kart mode
>no twisted metal mode
>no destruction derby mode
>no skateboarding
>no hoverboarding
>no BMX special stunt mode

cockstar
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>>174498553
>driving around carefully
>park on the side of the road as close to the curb as possible
>get out of car
>npc car hits me and takes my driver side door off

I don't know what I expected but I still got mad.
>>
>>174554235
Feels good to drive. I wish it was heavier, though.
>>
>>174570162
who's this qt
>>
>>174562905

"If you're going to mod at least make yourself useful"
>>
Would anyone be willing to help me record a wedding style video in GTA?

Has anyone ever been done something like this before? I have an idea to upload to my channel.

Will post details if people are interested.
>>
>>174576542
No you piece of shit
>>
Is there a mod menu I can use to de level myself? I got ranked up to 1889 and r* just gave me a copy paste bullshit answer and didn't do anything.
>>
Iffy are you okay?
>>
>>174578427
I think you better sit down, anon.
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>>174572276

>Standing around while I look at my phone IRL
>Feel controller vibrate
>Look up and see this
>AI swerved across the road to ram straight into me
>>
>>174578427
We're gonna have to talk.
>>
Do associates get paid for sourcing vehicles/bringing them to the wearhouse?
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>>174578427
better with you desu nee
>>
>>174576542

What? Why? I need the deets
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Give it to me straight, how am I?
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>>174577602
Keep making tickets
>>
Can u guys stop bullying me? thanks :^)
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SC: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/hotloliaction

GTAG PC
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>>174583901
Now you can be free from being bullied and help us bully others.
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>>174581362
Your character is contemplating suicide, what do you think?
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>>174546316
The Infernus Classic was a Diablo, you autistic cunt. What's so hard to understand the difference between an 80's Countach and a 90's Diablo? They're so goddamn different that even a 6 year old can tell the difference.
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>>174482518
Is that a fucking Beyblade?
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In order to setup heist with other crew members this is really handy

https://discord.gg/e6zYX
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>>174587416
thinking of cocks.png
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New Thread, my friendarinos.

>>174588217
>>174588217
>>174588217
>>174588217
>>174588217
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Did you shot down 80 Jets today to honour the Red Baron yet, /gtag/?
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>>174452983
Patriot without shitty grill texture when?
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>>174458137
I hope it never gets added so that faggot on gtaforums kills himself
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Since l can get the Duke free should l still buy the armored Kuruma?
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>>174579318
I believe they get a bonus payment of the timed "salary"
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>>174569945
Whats wrong with GTAG on PS4? I was going to pick it up on that since my PC is a toaster, should I avoid GTAG?
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>>174577602
Dont worry they won't ban you until you hit 1945.
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