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/meg/ - Mass Effect General

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How normies see vetra edition.

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MEG surprise* pastebin: https://pastebin.com/hJriBdKD

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.05 has dropped
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/06/patch-1-05-multiplayer-balance-updates/

Previously on /meg/: >>174214536

*it's not a surprise
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Pure.
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Cora is cute
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2nd for Gil
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4th for Vetra is a whore
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>>174264242
I wanted to do maximum cancer edition, but there are literally no pictures of just tali and vetra together.
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>>174264242
>turian 35 human 25
>older women
Well yeah, she is ten years older, but who cares at their ages? Was the one making that comic 15 years old?
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>>174264242
Ryder's 22 and that brings up a funny point that everyone in the crew is much older than him
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>>174264242
I thought Ryder was 22?
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>>174264404

Cora.
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nth for Moshae will never dominate you in lewd way
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>>174264565
I thought it was implied that she was 17 and he was 25. Making her think she was 35 and he was into older women
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Vetra's VA is 5'4".
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>>174264676
Manuals
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>>174264553
Thank god, let's hope there never is.
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>>174264663
>>174264676
>you don't play as Ryder in the sequel since Cora demanded babies
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>>174264794
I misread that as Vetra was 5'4" and was really confused for a minute
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>>174264612
I would guess Liam, Kallo, and Suvi are around the same age, Gil is maybe a couple of years older and Jaal's about 27. Really Drack, Peebee, Lexi, and Cora are the only ones who are notably older than Ryder.
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>Bioware will never show thrusting with Gil and Ryder
>Bioware won't for some reason give Liam anything
>Bioware won't make a nude, or even just a casual clothed Vetra model
>Bioware will me give flings a sex scene despite that being kind of the point of a fling
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>>174264808
you know very well that is an impossibility, just hope you die or get rid of your internet before that day. Savor the moments before the end times.
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>>174264703
>implied that she was 17
I must be dumb as rocks because I didn't get that, even after waifuing her the first run. Were is it implied?
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>>174264676
I want to cuddle with her. Why did they remove the option to call your LI to your room for cuddles.

>>174264893
How short would Scott be if she was 5'4"
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>>174264938
Gil's at least 30
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nice fuckin game lolbabs
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Jaal a shit
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>>174265109
I guess it's about half and half, then.
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>>174264871
tumblarinas would get upset with this outcome
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Almost threadly /meg/ divegrass team post, one of the last before the actual poll happen (tomorrow or after tomorrow).

Info pastebin:

What's it about:

https://pastebin.com/5fYP5gzR

We have 24 proposed names at the moment but the more the better (also need better ideas for some reps).

Also if you have aesthetic ideas you list them too; for those who don't follow the 4CC and only watched /meg/'s unfortunate run two years ago; things have changed a lot and it's now possible to do some truly radical stuff, so you can go all out.

About the stadium, I'll go on something set in the Presidium, but ideas are still welcome (the two I had would be underwhelming or difficult to implement, sorry).

Idea pad:

https://titanpad.com/pa76SHVO95
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>>174264703
>she was 17
That's Sid not Vetra
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>>174265001
Yea the joke is weirdly delivered and i doubt the game shows her age, but i'm pretty sure vetra is around in her 30s since she did raise sid
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>>174264938
What makes you say Cora is much older? I figured Gil would be the oldest amongst the human crew
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So how old is Cora?
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>>174265310
old enough
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>>174265196
Jaal a CUTE
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>>174265196
why is jaal a jellyfish?

>>174265310
between 30 and 40
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>>174265310
Her writer said mid-late twenties on twitter.
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That was great.
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>>174265363
Disgusting, remove footfags from Earth right now!
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>>174264392
>>174264523
you guys made me download DAI again, thanks fags
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>>174265310
Fully grown.
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>>174265296
Cora seems like she's at least in her mid-thirties, though that could just be the jowls and the grandma voice.
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>>174265310
Enough to force you to call her mommy in bed.
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Drack's going to die isn't he. He'll never see Kesh's babies or teach them how to hunt.
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>>174265457
>Not liking Angaran feet with their cute toe beans
I bet you don't even want the moshae to beat you, step on you and humiliate you either. You have plebeian taste.
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>>174265457
cute
alien
handfeets
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>>174265629
godfather ryder will help him, don't worry
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>everyone on the crew take orders from the youngest guy
Pretty funny
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>>174265681
Yeah, won't be the same though. Hopefully he goes out in a blaze of glory.
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>>174265363
Sara's spaghetti spilling in front of him is cuter.
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>>174264695
This is what quarians should have looked like.
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>>174264695
God I love her voice.
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>>174265545
well that's my fetish
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>>174264695
best ayy lmao dsl's in the lore
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>>174266215
Drack truly is best krogan.
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>>174266215
>We will never see krogan children cause bioshits too lazy to model them
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>when you close MEA after 10 minutes because it doesnt feel right
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>>174266423
>when you kill yourself after 5 years because your life is all about spamming pictures of a blue alien on an anime imageboard
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>>174266423
I have the problem. I have so much shit to do today that I know if I start playing I won't stop
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>>174266423
What else can you expect from fanfiction not even set in the right galaxy?
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>>174265785
They're both cute. Especially together.
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>>174265424
What is this again?
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>>174266423
It's a completely different game, the fuck did you expect? ME4?
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>>174266547
>when you are so bitter and corrupted you patheticly lash out at characters because you dont like their pictures on a manga forum
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>>174266423
Go back to jacking off at the liarapics.

If you actually want to criticize MEA, drop the avatarfagging and post constructively, I'm sure people would engage with you.
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>>174266653
The entire franchise is basically Star Wars fanfiction.
Mass Effect only exists because Bioware didn't want to pay the rights to make more KOTOR games.
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>>174266737
The autism reaches critical levels sometimes tho.
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>>174266750
no, just a good game that actually makes me enjoy playing it
ME had rooms for improvement everywhere and yet it only took backsteps in every aspect

>>174266787
there is nothing to discuss about MEA because the writing is so shit it makes it pointless. thats why I shit on it, because I know biodrones like you get triggered into an angry fit of rage.
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>>174266856
There's a rumor that they're making a remake of KOTOR1.
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>>174267029
Except EA doesn't do remakes
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>>174266404
Yeah, we should see kids in the sequel since re populating etc but Bioware are too lazy.
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>>174266856
Yeah. It doesn't call itself Star Wars, though.
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>>174266978
>bioware game
>having a good writing
>ever
Are you retarded?
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>>174266897
Sometimes, yeah. I feel like they'd end up being that one couple who their friends can't stand being around because they're just that sickeningly sugary with each other.
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>>174266978
>his only purpose in the general is spamming le epic pics of Liara
>unironically suggests there's a ME game with good writing
>not a biodrone
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>>174265785
This would work much better with Vetra because she's actually embarrassed of you.
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>>174267286
Until they have a fight and it's intense because all Angaran emotions are strong, including anger.
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>>174266978
I dislike both Andromeda as a whole and nuBioware, but your posting here has no value.
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>>174267267
I am posting in this thread, so yes. just like you.

>>174267381
why is anybody here then? its the whole pupose of the general.
also I like ME1 but hate the rest, doesnt really specify as a biodrone newfag.
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>>174267286
Well, they're having more angara relationships than humans', so you know what that means. Deal with it.
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>>174267531
You are the biggest biodrone in this general.
Your only purpose is spamming pics about games that nobody cares about anymore.
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>>174267510
What would he do if Sara cheated on him?
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>>174267642
he would neck himself, i'm sure
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>>174267517
same goes for you friend.

>>174267606
>d-do I fit in yet
>g-guys
what a pethetic faggot you are, using buzzwords you dont even know the meaning of.
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>>174267510
Better than domestic abuse victim Sara when she (uncanonically) dates a lesbian :^)
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>>174267642
Probably be a little bitch about it.
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>>174267693
>g-g-guys, I spammed pics of these games for 5 years and I unironically think the previous games had good writing, but I-i'm not a drone I swear

Kill yourself, drone.
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>>174267642
Jesus fuck, don't bully space cats.
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>>174267761
lurk moar newfag
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>>174267642
Probably accept it, however much it hurt. He doesn't seem to think all that highly of himself so I can't imagine he'd blame Sara much.
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>>174267642
I think he'd just fall into depression. Considering his first love, he probably half expects in anyways.
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>>174267787
>space cats.
space cobra
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>>174267690
He's gonna need a pretty fucking big rope.
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>>174267489
No, it works best like this. Jaal is pretty embarrassing and that line is exactly something he would say.
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>>174267854
You are the only one who still talks about those 3 terrible games, the moment Andromeda discussion dies, the general will die, except for you and the Talifag who will spam pics of your le epic waifus because you are the biggest, most laughable biodrones on the internet.
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>>174267510
You can't bring shit like this into discussion, anon. Angara are great and you may only post positive messages about Jaal's big happy family and how his bio-electricity stimulates Sara's cunt.
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>>174267913
First love? How old is he supposed to be?
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>>174268046
This.
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>>174268275
He was basically a NEET who was cucked constantly by his chad brother.
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>>174268275
Roughly 27.
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>>174268047
>having absolutely no clue what you are talking about
how long you plan to go on making an absolute fool of yourself?
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>tfw cute angara wife kisses you awake.
>On the mouth.
>There's tongue too.
>She's fondling your junk.
>Lewd ensues.
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>>174268275
Mentally he's 12
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>>174268171
I'm sure he's the type to forgive easily and want to be lovey dovey again but then get confused if Sara is still angry with him. Angaran couples probably have big fights but then get over them.

>>174268275
Around 27 by Milky Way standards. His first love ditched him for his brother then got killed, so he's been a depressed cuck and oblivious to the other women who want him ever since.
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>>174265218
>2017/04/28: 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers kicks off.
>2017/05/12: 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup kicks off.

Will keep it in mind. you better remind people of it though.

>>174265310
Old enough to fuck babies into you.
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>>174268171
Sahuna's cunt*
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>>174268369
As long as it takes for you to spam more pics of Femshep and Liara so they ban you for avatarfagging.
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>>174268047
>terrible

Compared with what? Andromeda?
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>>174268378
Wake me up inside.
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>>174268465
>being this fucking new
oh boy
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>>174268407
Not really.
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>>174268514
Compared with good writing, something that can not be found in videogames.

>>174268537
>h-haha you are just new
t. Liarafag hambeast.
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>>174267489
It works for anyone except maybe Gil. I'd figure him and Ryder would both be the kinda if guys to do embarrassing stuff like that just to mess with the other
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>>174268589

Oh, you're that multiplayer guy.
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>>174268818
At least you no longer spam le blue waifu pics.
Good dog.

>>174268829
No, i'm here to laugh at the death of this filthy franchise.
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>Avela really trusts you since your arrival and openly supports milky way
Best fucking girl.
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>>174268460
DELET THIS
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>>174268947
>tfw your girlfriend is the next Moshae
This is the true path to making the Heleus Cluster yours
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>>174268905
>implying I need to
>implying you wont give me (you) because you are totally buttflustered
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>>174268306
Does he say shit like this in the game?
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>>174269097
So the last person to actually discuss this filthy franchise is only shitposting?
Excellent.
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>>174269224
No, the tumblr version of him is a m'lady-tier white knight that inexplicably looks like a disney character.
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>>174269224
Yes. He openly compliments everybody, and of course it's more intense for his LI. It's his thing.
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>people actually dislike elaaden
do you not understand the majesty of the desert
go watch lawrence of arabia and educate yourself
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>>174268407
Their whole race is, if they seriously think that progress can be achieved for more than a few hundred years while being as emotionally blunt as they are.
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>>174269381
After you do the vault it's great.
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>>174269394
>p-pls stop replying to me, l-let me post liara pics in peace, b-biodrone... ;__;
Poor little drone.
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Is the 1.05 version cracked yet ? Can't see it on Skidrow.
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>>174269334
He literally says things like this. Mostly when you're about to sex him up.

>>174269424
Every other Angara pretty much acts like a normal person. Either way, their emotional bluntness doesn't impede them because they're used to it. That's like saying Elcor can't ever progress and they spell out the way they say things all the time.
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>>174269381
I do like Eladeen though.
I just hated it pre-vault because the shadows didn't always count as safe areas.
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>>174269424
They were designed that way, not entirely their fault.

>the angara were just a prank by the Jardaan
>they took bets on how long the race would last
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>>174269224
To an alarming degree, yes. And it's great.
>"You are more lovely than anyone I have ever known, in body and in spirit. Wherever you go, take me with you."
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>>174268531
>She straddles your legs.
>Her thick legmuscles efortlessly tear her panties as she parts her thighs, it's the third pair she's ripped this week.
>She unhooks her space-bra, her sister made it for her and she folds it on the nightstand.
>While kissing you.
>She inches forward, you can feel her heat on you inner thighs.
>Your hair stands on end.
>She's not as much kissing as she is resting her lips on yours.
>She's licking your gums and tongue.
>A deft purple hand and a slight angling of her hips is all it takes.
>Your head slips inside her moist slit. You feel a shared sigh collide between yours and her lips.
>She starts humping you, grinding in little circles when she hilts your member inside her sheath.
>Starts mumbling in angaran. Kisses you deeply as she places your hands on her heaving breasts.
>She makes little sqeaking noises everytime you flick her nipples.
>Orgasm starts drawing near.
>She's humping in arnest, hard short thrusts are your answer. Still her full lips rest against yours.
>She groans as you finally release inside her.
>The thought of being bred and filled by her love pushes her over the edge.
>Space-pussy vibrates around your member.
>Feels like it lasts for hours.

>She wipes you off, you cuddle a little before getting up.
>You hold hands, she looks happy and leans on you with her eyes closed.
>Shower with her.
>She starts kissing your junk in the shower.
>devours you in the best way
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>>174269528
CPY doesn't crack patches.
They might crack the game again in a year, with all the patches and DLC.
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>>174269381
Eos could be deleted from the game, Elaadeen is way better as an arid setting and a better open world sandbox

>>174269528
CPY doesn't crack updates.
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>>174269572
That would be great. How would Jaal react to that
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>>174269424
Elaborate. This position makes no sense nor do the Angara act like children. If anything, their supposed "emotionality" isn't emphasized enough in anyone but Jaal.
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>>174269528
No, because the game would need to be cracked again due to the update bringing a new denuvo version and CPY probably won't do it until MEA is complete with all DLCs.

Also, that website is probably fake, scene groups don't run websites of their own.
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>Land on Eladeen
>Hear about the flophouse
>"I guess it'll be like a scavvy trading post full of vagrants? Sounds cool"
>"I've got a mission to clear it out already? I guess you have to work with people there to clean the place up and get rid of the worst scavs"
>Oh. No, it's just a merc base
>A big merc base on this planet with very few resources

Ok then.
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>>174269698
For all his emotional sensitivity Jaal moves on from shit really fast when it's necessary. Most humans would be wallowing forever upon the discovery that they're just science experiments.
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What is best race?
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>>174269224
In letters - regularly. Flirting and compliments are a bit smoother, but have the same effect. So yeah, kind of.
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>getting so mad you start reporting posts that hurt your fee-fees
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>>174269906
Vorcha, of course
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>>174269906
You posted it.
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>>174269878
Isn't that the whole point of their emotional freedom? That issues are addressed/expressed, then moved past as fast as possible?
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>>174269996
I don't know if that's all of them or just Jaal. Jaal's personality is that he thrives on discovering the mysteries of things and taking things apart to see the truth. So he starts viewing it that way and seeing it as something that makes the Angara more interesting and unique. Discoveries to be made, etc.

The other Angara seem relatively bothered, but they may not be reacting so strongly because their situation is inherently different than it would be for say, humans. We have all this history and that discovery would basically be saying it was all wrong. The Angara don't have history. They think they're missing pretty much all of their past and don't really know why. So the Jaardan thing is more the answer to a worrisome question and gap in knowledge than anything.
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Serious question, /meg/.
Are yevara remnants? One of jardaan experiments? An organic creature?
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>>174269951
>>174269995
do you think they blood can be used to cure virus?
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>>174270319
Probably jardaanite.
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>>174270319
I'd bet money that the Yevara were the only remaining natural inhabitants of Heleus. Everything else was manufactured organic life when the Jaardan revived the cluster.
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>>174270319
It is probably just an organic creature, just like the other Andromeda animals that aggro when they see you
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>>174269641
Yeah Eos is utter shite, couldn't be less interested
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Friendly reminder full black armor >>> everything else.
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>>174270319
>>174270414
>>174270429
Guessing off Bioware's writing, they were probably used as a genetic base to create the Angara or something.
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>>174269587
Oh baby jingo.
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>>174270319
they were harvested for meat. so they cant be remnant. but there is something to them and i wanna know what it is
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>>174270701
That makes sense. Using the organic material of a creature that survives naturally in Heleus is only smart. It also lends more meaning to why the Angara feel connected to them.
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>>174270687
>not being a master memester with green and purple
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>>174270687
booooooooring
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>>174270856
Also bioluminence is like bioelectricity right?
Right? Well fuck you now it is.
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>>174270590
No rude pls.
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>>174270590
Those comics are awful
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>>174269940
>says this while he's actually reporting too
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>>174270856
Huh, I wonder if jardaan used natural yevara's cold resistance to add the same trait for the angara.
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>>174271042
>>174271251
Would be interesting if true.
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>>174271042
>>174271251
Is there ANY race in the universe that made something high-techy from the scratch, without stealing from others? Excluding leviathans.
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>>174263519

What did DC Douglas do that was so bad they wouldn't invite him back for Citadel?
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>>174271684
Or just get another voice actor. Would be even easier than Mordin.
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>>174271684
Anon is probably just a triggered Trump supporter. DC is very anti Trump, but you'd have to be retarded to think Bioware would give a shit about a VO talking trash about the president.
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>>174270687
I like base colors for Healus Icon armor. Plus it makes turboslut fem-Ryder's ass look amazing.
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>>174271927
DC voices ALL geth, not just legion. so they'd had to change the sound of all the geth, it would be messed up. unless he's asking for exorbitant amounts of $$$, there's no reason not to hire him back if geth come back into the picture.
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>>174272084
Even better in black.
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God damn why do most of the multiplayer guns suck so much.

It's like shooting airsoft guns half the time. Snipers are cool, but that gets so boring after 20 matches.
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i want to stick my tube stick into vetras sister, what'll she take in trade?
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>>174272147
The steering wheel beck brace is retarded though, hoping a nod will fix that shit.
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>>174271215
>implying only I person is annoyed by your faggotry
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>>174264956
>or even just a casual clothed Vetra model

Femturs in casual clothing have already been made, they'd literally just need to put her head on the model and maybe swap the colors if you want to get fancy.
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>>174272145
Geth voices are heavily tampered with anyways, how hard can it be to make basically any voice actor sound like a Geth?
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>>174267642
"...was it with my other brother?"
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>romance femGarrus
>Once the crew finds out, you get a few lines of bantering riffing you on dating something with no tits, no ass and half her face missing
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>>174266423
The game overall, is very poor. However, I only get the sickening "I can't play this shit anymore" whenever I see what tumblrware did to my Krogan. What they did was criminal and deserves a retcon. Krogan females don't function like krogan males do in their society. They don't think like males and they don't act like males. Bioware robbed the krogan of over thousands of years of history, culture and identity for muh "strong independandt bleck womang" meme.
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Stealing kett's ship then? I'm very interested about their FTL drives. Since we don't have mass relays anymore, this can be at least a temporal solution for getting the fuck out from Heleus.
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>>174272225
Your anime collection and some chocolate batons.
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>>174272826
Really?
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>>174272718
idk but maybe more of his voice is in there than we think, which is why they didnt bother changing VOs
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tummy kissu!
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>>174273060
>temporal solution

Temporary?
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>>174272826
>femgarrus always has a sharp, snarky remark back at them
>need to comfort fuck her every night for a week to get her confidence and self esteem back
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>>174273060
The ship from Liams mission could've been studied, but Bioware...
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>tfw literally can't kill rachni queen
should I?
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>>174272773
If only he wasn't taken by the Kett, or maybe one of Jaal's cousins
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>>174272826
Wrong, femGarrus would have a a nice shapely butt you'd get riffed on her being passed around during her military days
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>>174273617
He has more than one. Hence "other".
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>>174272225
Who are you trading with? Vetra or Sid?
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>>174273060
Speaking of technologies,
>even ketts are using eezo
>angara don't
Why? They still haven't found it yet? Even since the whole remtech is using it and filled with it?
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>>174273785
Calibrations.
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>>174273059
That's not correct but ok.
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>no dialogue where you compliment Vetra's supportive waist
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>>174273932
>angara discover the eezo
>becoming the most powerful biotics in the world because bioelectricity
Can't wait.
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>>174273932
Can you be allergic to eezo? Maybe it doesn't work well with Angaran dna.
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>>174274535
plus they got that bio electricity in their body already so it might kill them if they mix eezo into the mix
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>>174274535
I don't think eezo cares about dna, it just infects your neurons.
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>>174273932
Maybe the Jardaan made the Angara resistant to eezo. It's related to the Scourge after all.
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>>174274535
I don't think they're allergic, they are hanging around the remtech and remnants buildings all the time after all.
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>>174269698
Angara might not act like children but they are very young as a species. They don't have much history so they have very few mistakes of their own to learn from.

Emotional freedom isn't inherently bad, however angara should also learn the value of a moderate approach because any conflict of importance within their society or leadership risks of being exacerbated very quickly due to how unsuppressed they are with their emotions. This kind of temperament has the chance of causing loss of life and damaging their relationship with the Initiative. Angara's evolution is interconnected with the new aliens that just arrived and it greatly depends upon how they coexist with them.
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>>174274673
Why would it kill them when eezo needs electricity to be used
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>>174274826
Yeah, I can believe that the Scourge is attracted to eezo, it seems like this is the only way for it to affect specifically the remtech. But did jardaan know about their enemies' plans?
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>>174264497
>t. Liarafag
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>>174274245
>Ryder not carrying any scars or friction burns after a marathon sex session with Vetra
>No comments from the crew about your scars or the noises that kept them up
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>>174264893
>tfw ywn cuddle your short femtur waifu
Life isn't fair, anon...
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Reminder that Sid is such a fatty that they made her use a standing desk because she kept breaking the chairs.
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>>174275195
They detached the control city from Meridian to lure the Scourge away, so it seems like they had an idea about how it worked.
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>>174275376
SID IS A HEALTHY SIZE WITH JUST A SLIGHTLY PUDGY BELLY AND THIGHS SKREEEEE
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The lack of "Now that's what I call first contact" jokes in relation to any of the Angaran relationships is incredibly disappointing.
Also if you don't actively seek to be the first Milky Way alien to bone an Andromeda alien you're doing it wrong.
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>>174273561
Only a sloot like femGarrus could have her confidence fucked back into her
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Man having the helmet on in conversations makes everything better.
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>>174275508
I don't find the Angara attractive, you can be the first anon
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>>174275120
Maybe their bodies, despite all things, are too weak to handle this powerful biotics? Even the slight and weak electrical impulses of human's brain are enough to create a fucking singularity. Imagine what will be if you'll mix it with eezo.
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>>174275508
This. How else do you expect to call yourself a true pioneer?
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>>174275508
>Also if you don't actively seek to be the first Milky Way alien to bone an Andromeda alien you're doing it wrong.
Amen.
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>>174275508
Wouldn't that Asari that slept with an Angaran be the first?
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>>174275376
It just means she won't be cold on Voeld like her sister. You're going to take Sid there, cuddle together in the snow and violently pound her in the mating press!
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>>174275647
>Brain
but they wouldn't need an amp. They'd be more like asari with naturally gifted biotics that only need be tempered by training.

The only way the brain plays a part is if they needed to use amps.
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>>174275360
>cuddling s short femtur
>not jetpacking a tall femtur whose legs go for miles

Gays leave.
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>>174275376
And it seems like her fatass is going to break that clear computer as well
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>>174276064
True enough. They can pick the same technology as the kett ascendants use - these faggots have eezo cores in their armor, and they don't even need to "infect" themselves with it although they're using it just for levitation. What a waste. No headaches, no studying, no double meals. Just pure biotics.
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what are some other good examples of MEA's terrible writing?
>Addisons Writing
>Angry female in armor on the Nexus
>OAH MUY GUD RAHDAH
>this shit
What else?
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>>174276649
Liam and Cora.
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>>174276467
If you hear any cracking sounds, please tell her. Her co-workers made it a game making her lean or sit on the desk to break it and making her fall on her fat butt
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>>174276649
The entire game

Especially the whole 1 person making several worlds livable while an entire space station and multiple small colonies could do nothing but riot revolt and twiddle their thumbs
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>>174276649
Everyone being so "meh" about Peebee's escape pods stunt, even though if not for sheer dumb luck she would have gotten everyone killed.
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So what are the femtur's erogenous zones?
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Peepee and Jaal talk during missions is the best.
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>>174277274
unplated nipples, unplated under the chin area, eyeballs, area between toes.
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>>174277126
Fucking this.
I wanted to strangle that fucking bitch after I shot ex.
Instead it's 'lol I'm still so quirky but I'm staying for some reason"

Fuck of you freebooting sack of blue shit.
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>>174277126
This
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>>174277274
Back of the knee maybe?
their tongue
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>>174277274
Inner thighs, under mandibles and their breasts
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>>174277425
>unplated nipples
Sounds disgusting. Do turians even have breasts?
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>>174277274
Inner thighs, neck, tips of mandibles, maybe mouths judging by how hastily Vetra pulls Ryder back into the kiss when he breaks off.
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>>174277668
Of course they do
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>>174276730
Why did they write Liam to be such a petulant child? I can understand that they wanted him to be Optimistic and hopeful but the moment something doesn't go right he turns into a spoiled tween and starts trying to start shit. The entire interaction between him and Vetra in the Nomad made me feel like I got stuck picking up a relatives shitty kids.

>>174277126
How they force all of the Squadmates onto you is utter bullshit.

>>174276854
I really wish that the people of the worlds you settled had a bit more involvement in exploring and activating the vaults.
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>>174277837
So are they like dog/cat teats? Or maybe like a horse
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>>174273060

If the kett could zip in and out of clusters like you could with a mass relay than the Archon wouldn't have gotten away with the shit he did for 80 years. They are clearly long lived and can tolerate long distance traveling between clusters.
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>>174277991
No nipples. They regurgitate.
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>>174276649
The Baby quest, should've had an option to tear the retard doctor a new one.
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>>174277849
Because Liam's optimism and positivity is a front.
It's clear he has some regrets about taking the trip to Andromeda.
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>>174276649
There's a massive disconnect between Liam's Nomad banter and every other piece of his dialogue.

He just suddenly turns into an asshole in the car, despite being a nice guy pretty much everywhere else. Who wrote this shit?
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>>174277775
>he
>not Sara
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>>174278909
>not Scott/Vetra

Screw off roastie, there's enough Saraspam.
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>>174278909
kill yourself. seriously
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>>174276649
The limp ending to the Nexus Saboteur Sidequest.

The whole "Looting is bad" shit, made worse by SAM telling you not to fuck with them.

Whoever wrote the "Shoot Kalinda" option needed to provide their input for these two quests.
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>>174277837
nope
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>>174269906
BTs stronkest and moast suhperier!! I am ohnly poer hughmon
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>>174278909
good taste
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>>174278505
Ah.Wonder if Vetra fed Sid.

>>174278621
This x100 hated this quest.
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>>174279187
I thought the looter dialogue was actually really funny. It's like the writers were just rubbing in how much of a pussy you have to be unless the person you're encountering is literally trying to shit you.

>'Stealing is wrong'? Get a load of this guy. What a little bitch! Fuck off.
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>>174273595
i don't get why anyone would kill her. i guess it doesn't REALLY matter but you get more war assets in ME3 if you save her.
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I'm replaying the OT, I didn't romance anyone in my previous play through. Who should my Sheploo romance?
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>>174279637
your hand
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>>174279637
Samara.
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>>174279338
Accidentally the mass relay. Batarian genocide. Good!
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>>174279685
you bastard
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>>174279637
The only romances which get decent screen time and story tie-in in 3 are Liara, Tali, and Ashley. So choose whichever one you like.
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>>174279685
If she had a full romance I would.

>>174279762
Really? That's unfortunate. thanks
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>>174279454
>Bitch Asari
>Shitty Human
>Looting a dead Salarian's body
>No option to use force
>"I said fuck off!"
I had a Piranha.
I had a Black Widow.

I wanted to destroy her.
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>>174279637
Tali
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>>174279450
>Wonder if Vetra fed Sid.

You see that chubster walking around and still ask that question?
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>vorcha squadmate never
>vorcha LI never
>unleashing a horde of rabid space-crazed vorcha on the kett never
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>>174279946
She force fed her by regurgitating food into her mouth while she was tied down unable to move?
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>>174279989
What kind of dicks do vorcha have?
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>>174279637
Tali, her romance scenes in the Rannoch arc really good.
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>>174279637
Kaidan
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>>174279637
Don't listen to Trump, you wouldn't want to become a Talimancer
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>>174279920
>>174280153
Tali's like a little sister to me sorry.
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>>174280256
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>>174280132
Watch the krogan cock film.
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>>174280341
>he doesn't want to fuck his little sis
NORMIE GTFO MY INTERNET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>174280478
I've seen it, I just don't remember them having anything but generic humanoid dicks in it.
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>>174280132
Duck dicks
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>>174269906
The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
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Who here /Soldier/?
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>>174276854
To be fair, SAM is the magic mcguffin that is the only thing that can interface with remnant.

OTOH why the fuck doesn't the nexus have a SAM? Or a pathfinder?
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Take 1:
>play game and enjoy self
>miss interactive objective on Habitat 7
>restart

Take 2:
>play game and enjoy self
>encounter multiple bugged quests on Eos and a dialogue bug
>restart

Take 3:
>play game and enjoy self
>get passed Eos and Havarl
>decide I wish I started as an Operative instead
>restart

Take 4:
>play game and enjoy self
>get passed Eos and Havarl, land on Voeld and start the missions there
>new patch 1.05 comes out that improves many animations/bugs
>unfortunately many of mine are still present and require a fresh save/start to solve
>restart

Take 5:
>play game and enjoy self
>get passed Eos, Havarl, and Voeld. About to rescue the Moshae.
>encounter another bugged mission that others seemingly have no problem playing/completing
>feel the disgusting urge to delete my saves and restart once again

Real talk, should I see a doctor about autism? I've restarted 5 times in under 2 weeks and as a result I've sunken over 100 hours into a game I haven't even finished 40% of.

For some reason whenever something upsets my perfect playthrough, I get unreasonably upset/annoyed and often times will stop playing entirely. This is only a recent development, I used to be able to play and enjoy games through multiple playthroughs (and had no problems with occasionally fucking up a playthrough). Now since I typically only playthrough a game once however, I find myself more and more obsessed with getting it right the first time.

As a result I'm finding myself enjoying video games less, but Mass Effect: Andromeda in particular.

I had a similar issue with DA:I and restarted so many times I eventually got sick of the first half of the game and never ended up beating it. I really don't want that to happen for ME:A so I'm trying to force myself through despite really wanting to restart right now.

Help, /meg/. I just want to enjoy vidya again, wat do?
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>>174280153
Vetra version when?
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>>174280471
Get with the times, old man
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>>174281021
Yes, get help
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>>174281064
Never because Vetra is a piece of shit
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>>174281021
what the fuck is wrong with you why would you even restart that far in because you want to play an operative? you know you can respec ingame right?
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>>174281064
When (You) make it.
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>>174273785
tfw you will never comfort femGarrus on losing her beautiful mandibles
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>>174281021
Drink something while playing, once you start to think about restarting, you alt tab and open your favorite music app. After you forgot about it, you resume playing the game.
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Please Vetra, I beg you.
Save us from the blue scourge.
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>>174281021
You should probably realize that you'll pretty much always encounter a few minor bugs along the way (nothing game breaking or stopping your progression typically, but perhaps leaving you unable to finish random Tasks or miss minor dialogue options). You just have to accept it and move on. This is not the best game to be in the completionist mindset for (anyone else wanna travel to and scan 50 planets for that damn Nexus star chart quest?). I think you'll enjoy the game more if you're excited about learning where the story goes over having a 'perfect' playthrough.
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>>174280969
Soldier/Infiltrator
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>>174281191
b-but I'm a drawfag, forging gifs is black magic to me
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>>174281021
This isn't an autism, just a lack of willpower and high level of perfectionism. Take it easy and you'll be fine.
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>>174281021
Alcohol
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Sloane "b-but MUH DUELIST'S HONOR" Kellyfags deserve to be taken out back, put up against the wall, and shot by firing squad.

I'm fucking amazed how many delusional retards don't seem to get what it takes to run a criminal empire.

You ever see Tony Soprano put himself in a retarded position where he was potentially going to get himself clipped over something as retarded as make-believe honor?

Kadara is a dog-eat-dog environment. Sloane Kelly was getting long in the tooth, end of story.
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>>174281021
I'm also obsessive but I don't actually delete my saves. Still mad about my maleryder looking like a turbomanlet with a swollen face, though.

My advice is to start an autistic Sara playthrough.
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>>174281913
I saved her just to fuck with Reyes. Fuck Reyes.
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>>174280969
Soldier for life.

Omni-Grenade x5 (or x6 if in Kett Armor) once fully upgraded is just absolutely disgusting damage-wise. You can clear entire rooms almost instantly.
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>>174281021
I've restarted because I feel like I should have gone to Havarl instead of Voeld (felt better when I did, the progression of sidequests felt better paced.)

If I feel I made a decision I didn't end up agreeing with or feeling I messed up I go back to a previous autosave. I think Mass Effect just brings that out in some people.

but tith that many big restarts I'd say you're heading into dangerous waters.
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>>174281913
Reyes is a lying manipulative faggot.
Sloane is mostly truthful, and she has a turian fetish like me.
It was an easy choice.
>>
Denuvo v4 got cracked yesterday (probably old news)
>>
BeepBeep or Cora?
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>>174282092
>I feel like I should have gone to Havarl instead of Voeld
Maybe you should save your game more if this happens to you.

>>174282179
Cora for me. Choose whoever you want anon.
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>>174281219
There is something about caring for an injured Turian.

Finally breaking down those almost invulnerable defences and giving them the help and support they really want but are too proud to ask for.
They 'grudgingly' accept your comforts but apart from a little grumbling, offer no resistance to you, eventually they even almost seem pleased to see you.

you can tell that every time they see you or talk about you it seems different, the subtle faceplate movements, the different tone on their vocal flange, you are part of their circle now, a friend, maybe more.

this is the part where you insert the knife
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>>174282205
But which has more content ala Liara?
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>>174282029
This tbqh.
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>>174282205
I do. Now.
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>>174282264
PeeBee iirc. Does that matter? What if you don't like her?
>>
Does every decision you make in this game get saved and could factor into the next game? Or is it only certain ones, like Scouts vs. Raeka and the choice for Ambassador? Is there any way to know for sure which choices are saved in the endgame file (and thus, which ones will factor into the next game)?
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>>174282132
you are like 2 weeks late, anon
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>>174282179
Vetra Nyx
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>>174281021
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>>174281913
Sloane Kelly = Phil Leotardo

Reyes Vidal = Carmine Lupertazzi

It was literally just a brawn vs brains decision.
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>>174282409
>next game
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>>174282409
Every decision is technically saved but, no every decision will not factor into the next game. That would be an insane amount of work.

I'd look at the Mass Effect wiki's save file transfer page to get a general idea of the level of missions they port over. (usually they port over 6-8 key "main" decisions" and the rest just get an email sent to your console at most).

There is no way to know for sure which choices will impact the next game until the next game releases.
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>>174282179
Never Peebee, she is a hideous character and an awful person who risks your life for nothing more then her own retarded reasons.

Cora is an idiot for loving the Asari and isn't very attractive unless you have low standards, she has a good body and is loyal though, unlike Peebee.
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>>174282724
>isn't very attractive unless you have low standards
I think she's cute, no bully.
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>>174282409
Also, addendum: How come every single "choices vs. consequences" article I find lists your choices for Ambassador as being
>Moshae Sjefa
>August Bradley
>Director Tann
>Director Addison
>Evfra
?????

The options I got were
>Moshae Sjefa
>August Bradley
>Nakmor Morda
>[the Salarian Pathfinder]
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>>174282538
Why don't you and the resident Sopranosfag go GET YOUR FUCKIN' SHINEBOX.
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>>174282851
You have low standards, congratulations.
She has the face of a potato and an awful haircut.
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>>174282691
Yeah, next game.
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>>174282864
>Evfra
What? You can choose him?
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>>174282724
>>174282851
imo the only thing bad about weabloo is her haircut, otherwise she is qt.
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>>174282864
The choices for Ambassador vary depending on who you supported throughout the game and what decisions you made.

I think a few are set in stone though, like I believe Moshae Sjefa is always an option.
>>
I hate all of you fuckers, I never realized how much better it'd be if Garrus was a woman
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>>174283009
No, and you can't choose Tann or Addison either.
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Before Patch 1.05
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>>174282864
Moshae Sjefa > August Bradley > Director Tann > Evfra > the Salarian Pathfinder > Nakmor Morda > Addison
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>>174282216
Fuck you Dilandau.
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>>174283185
After Patch 1.05
>>
I didn't think much of that M7-Lancer when I first got it, but the things pretty damn effective.

That M-11 silenced pistol packs a serious punch too, shame it's got such low ammo.
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>>174283361
Such a small change does so much.
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>>174283258
Assuming you actually can, why would anyone pick Tann or Addison? Tann is autistic and bad at talking to people, Addison is a bitch with no redeeming qualities, and neither of them would accurately represent interests outside the Nexus.
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>>174283394
Valkyrie/Piranha/Carnifex/Black Widow + the occasional Cobra RPG with the Soldier profile on makes me feel like a god damn mobile weapons platform in this game.
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>>174283476
Just to see how Tann and everyone else would react to that.
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>>174283476
Honestly aside from maybe the Moshae, August Bradley, and the Salarian Pathfinder they are all biased assholes who would be absolutely shit diplomats.

The vast majority of them have disgustingly aggressive/over-the-top personalities which doesn't lend itself well to diplomacy. You end up with people like Boris Johnson in your top negotiation positions.
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>>174282216
The knife is an interesting nickname for your benis
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>>174283361
Still need to cut down on that lip gloss
And that gloss in general
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>>174283783
Lip Gloss I can deal with.

It's the hair and her facial skin that needs to be better.
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>>174283589
Oh uh, don't think these are in MEA, these were from Citadel DLC.
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>>174283774
>implying
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>>174283928
And here's after.
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>>174284087
Will Bioware ever make an attractive Human/Asari again?
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>>174284243
>again
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>>174284087
SEXY
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>>174283015
nasty grandma face
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>>174284243
>Again
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>>174284243
No.
But I feel like it's not so much a statement as it is just incompetence
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>>174284379
>>174284243
You forgot morrigan?
For shame.
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>>174284243
>implying they ever did.
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>>174284521
>le morrigan is attractive maymay
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>>174282724
She's got rocking tits and a great ass.
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>>174284087
Who else got a touch up?
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>>174282179
Reyes
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>>174273785
>You'll never see Sheploo and femGarrus together

Why live, lads
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>>174283714
>"Director Tann aren't you going to do something about that broken console?"
>"Um....yes of course."
>Pic Related.
You're such an adorable idiot, Tann.
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>>174284861
How would FemGarrus deal with Shepard sacrificing himself to destroy the Reapers
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>>174283361
Whai isz hur fayce so cute lahds?
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>>174284243
>again
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>>174284639
I think Gil looks more human, but I didn't give enough of a fuck about him to take a screenshot of the changes.

Besides this.
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>>174284940
Bouncing back on Sidonis
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>>174285086
he looks like he's about to perform the moves from The OA
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>>174284972
Suvi pls go
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>>174284914
Cute
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>tfw no cracked patch
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>>174285192
What if she killed Sidonis
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I wish Evfra was actually this tall.

Sadly this was just a glitch.
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>>174285543
Bouncing on to Tali___
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>play a normal game of MP in Andromeda
>APEX rating rises by 10-20 points
>Join a game, get teamwiped in first round
>APEX rating jumps by 60 points

Okay, how does this thing work? This doesn't make any sense.
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>>174285705
>Bouncing
>Not chafing
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>>174285473
Eh, I bought it just for the patches tbhqfam, CPY is known for not cracking patches. Feels bad, man.
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>>174285815
>buying EA games
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>>174285769
On your performance alone. If you were first, you get more points.
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>>174285897
Watch me buy DLC, anon.
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>>174285897
what you gonna do bout it bitch boi
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>>174285897
>good AAA publishers exist
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>>174285897
Hello /v/ hipster.
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>>174283783
>cut down on that lip gloss
Nope, the more the better.
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>>174285705
What a bunch of sluts
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>>174284940
No, you can't die! You have to make her a mother first
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>>174286121
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>>174286554
I hope you're not implying anything with that pic of yours
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>>174286051
>>174286101
>>174286121
>>174286152
>shills sweep in to defend their employer
pottery
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Hey there, /meg/.
I just wanted to ask if you are defenders of the "amazing faces" of andromeda.
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>>174286663
just like I thought bitch boi, you ain't gonna do shit
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>>174285192
How long would she mourn you?
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>>174286695
There is a reason why Vetra is so popular.
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>>174286663
>shills caring about a dead board with a dead general that only 70 people visit
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>>174286729
2 minutes
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>>174286695
Amazing? hell no.

Absolutely putrid horrifying? debatable.

I think this year Andromeda is in competition with Horizon and Injustice 2 when it comes to worst human faces.
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Completed ME3 with the extended cut for the first time, was actually surprised by how much better the ending was. But only if you choose destroy.
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>>174286663
>If you like a game you are a shill!!
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>>174286930
>competition with Horizon
Shh, don't let sonyggers hear you
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>>174286728
are you retarded or something? it's the internet, what is anyone supposed to do. kill you through your telephone line with his mind?
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>>174287089
keep finding excuses bitch boi
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>>174273785
How many men did she have "sparing tiebreakers" with in her military days?
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>>174286729
A decent 15 minutes before flirting with the closest Turian nale she sees
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>>174286101
>>174286728
>>174287145
>you are sharing this general with people like this RIGHT NOW
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>>174287354
i prefer to share this general with that anon than with you
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Gonna be honest with you fom
Suvi's accent makes me want to touch myself.
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>>174287516
Suvi is great!
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>>174287516
Gonna be honest with you
I don't care what you do or why.
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>>174287516
Both crew have nice accents
>>
All the women in Andromeda have realistic faces from actual humans and not anime shit or Hollywood idealized perfection. This hurts the basement dwelling virgin that believes everything needs to be kawaii and pretty. Such is the distorted nature of his world view.
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>>174287516
Gonna be honest with you fom.

Suvi's faux-breathy monotone shit is just as annoying as when Liara does it and she should be spaced.
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>>174287516
Gonna be honest with you brosenchi
Suvi's accent sounds forced
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>>174287516
Roiydar Anomlie detected
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>>174287696
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>>174287516
Huh.
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>>174287696
go back to tumblr please
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>>174287696
Post anime.
Sara a qt tho.
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>>174288046
Vetra is cucking Ryder with Suvi, canon
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>>174287778
Which is weird, isn't her voice actress Scottish?
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>>174288201
OH my god what's wrong with her tit?
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>>174288423
Too developed.
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>>174288371
Yeah, in fact they cast her precisely because people like her accent.
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>>174288469
>>174288201
NASTY
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>>174288469
Her nipple looked way more misplaced on that other pic.
God DAYUM, though.
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>>174288201
>>174287945
>>174288056
Thanks for proving my point
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>>174288780
You are very welcome.
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>>174288780
by pointing out just how shit and misplaced your opinions are?
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174288905
stop posting this abomination
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By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.

I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make note about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)

I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe.

I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%

When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!

I own several long dresses, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck on Thessia!
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>>174289021
Tumblr pls go.
>>
>Renegade prompt comes up
>Hit it
Fuck that wasn't what I meant to do.
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>>174289212
What was it?
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>>174289212
>renegade prompt
>hit it
>MURDER PeeBee's ex
Uh...I don't need to explain myself.
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174289132
you wont get any (You)'s from me MISTER
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>>174289356
She deserved it though
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What renegade/paragon interrupts do you always take?
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>>174289062
Love it.
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>>174289356
Well to be fair PeeBee really doesn't care.
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>>174289307
Omega DLC, shutting down the reactor.

Guess they decided to make pushing the button a Renegade prompt rather than a dialogue choice.
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>>174289062
RIP
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>>174289484
Punching Khalisah
Knocking the merc out the window in the Dantius towers ("How about goodbye?")
Shooting the pipe below the Krogan in Mordin's loyalty mission
Stab Cathka
Shooting the mech through Garrus' sniper scope
The one with the Dalatrass in ME3
Punching Han'Gerrel
Hug Tali
Stop Samara from shooting herself
Kiss Thane in Huerta if romanced
The three or four Paragon interrupts in LotSB with a romanced Liara
Hug Jack after the tattoo
Beat the shit out of Vega

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.
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>>174289717
Ah, RIP to the batarian scum on omgea then.
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>>174289831
all those breasts

gone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbWpMigIaMA

you guys think he's right?
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>>174290113
They wouldn't sleep with a filthy human anyway
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>>174290271
>self advertising
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>>174287031
If you're gonna do it, you might as well get paid for it.
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>>174290271
>yongyea
I don't care if he's right, if I listen to his voice one more time I think i'll end up murdering someone.
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>>174290271
>he
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I can't stop thinking about her guys...
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>>174290476
tfw no ryder weabloo 3some
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>>174269906
And we'll never see them again.
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>>174290476
Male Ryder needs better casual clothes.
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>>174289831
Nah I just Alt+F4 and relaunched the game. Put me right before the decision.
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>>174290476
Don't worry Anon, the DLC will let true love happen.
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>>174290476
She looks pretty cute here.
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>>174290615
That tight fitting shirt is great though
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>>174291436
Yeah true. I wish he got a better jacket.
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>>174290541
honestly, anon, I can't argue with this boner
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>>174290271
>another retard who thinks you have to burst out laughing at every sarcastic or humorous comment
I'm not necessarily agreeing with MEA's writing, but there's such a thing as smiling or even lightening the mood.

Honestly I think the game is flawed and disappointing, but the bandwagonning clickbait reviews with out of context quotes are getting old. Bioware/EA needs a wake-up call but objectivity would go a long way.
>>
So we've had

Raptor people
Blue humans
Whatever the fuck Salarian's are meant to be
Angry turtle's
Space cats

What other animal inspired aliens can we get?
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>>174292584
>Whatever the fuck Salarian's are meant to be
Lizards or any other amphibian.
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>>174292584
You forgot Elephants, Jellyfish and Jews.
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>>174292584
>Space cats
?
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>>174292584
Jellyfish!

Oh wait...
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>>174292706
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>>174292706
Angara
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>>174292584
Don't forget about robotic giant cuttlefishes.
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If a Turian mated with a Krogan wouldn't the outcome essentially look like a Kett?
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>>174292584
We need a proper (intelligent, civilized, spacefaring, not intentionally designed to be ugly as fuck and antagonistic, etc) insectoid race.
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>>174292565
now post this on his video and wait the results
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>>174292651
They used to eat flies.
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>>174292913
Rachni?
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The Isharay with Bio Converter is stupidly strong.
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>>174292908
Already happened.
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>>174292806
>>174292808
Are they really based on cats? The look more like squids or something aquatic than felines.
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>>174292913
Protheans?
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>>174293159
That's more like just forcing body parts together with some metal making sure it doesn't fall apart, a more natural off-spring would probably be a bit more subtle rather than being a Turian head on a Krogan body
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>>174293267
Judging by the concept art they were supposed to be fish-like, but the face kind of makes them look like cats.
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>>174292565
>>174293003
by wait I mean post results

>>174293479
>>174293267
The huge eyes makes them look like cat
>>
Ugly as fuck Alien Caterpillar squadmate whose loyalty mission is gathering things it can use to cocoon itself before emerging as an incredibly attractive humanoid butterfly woman when?
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>>174293267
Imagine the squid thing on each side of their face as a lion's mane and compare the shape of their face to a feline's and it becomes more obvious
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>>174293661
WHY WON'T YOU DIE
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>>174293661
Mods = gods
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>>174293661
> Goes to space
> Doesn't want to breed with the aliens

The genetic imperative of humanity is to improve itself as much as physically possible, if you want humanity to exceed itself, it must integrate the best of other races. Thus, fuck the aliens and make children till you get the alpha neo-humans
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>>174293658
bioware ain't as creative as that
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>>174293661
Genuine question. Why do you post here? I don't even remember you discussing Mass Effect at all
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>>174293661
How regular do you get banned
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>>174293268
They resemble bugs in some ways, I guess, but I really wouldn't call them an insectoid race.


>>174293016
Eeeehhh. They're technically intelligent and spacefaring, but their body structure and the way they're portrayed paint them like pests. I'd want a civilized and (mostly) friendly race. Like, I'd want to see some hanging around here and there on the Nexus, dressed in armor or suits or clothes or whatever like the other citizens, y'know?
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>>174293858
Frick off xenophile, the human race MUST stay PURE.
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>>174293661
You have no reason to trip and nobody likes you, you just spam Helghast pics, nobody likes you, the only bad thing mods did was not making the ban a permanent one.
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>>174293886
>>174293658
It'd be too alien and unrelatable.
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>>174293950
He doesn't.
He started coming here a week ago, he avatarfagged with pics from Killzone, and suddenly got a trip.
He's just a fucking attention whore.
>>
Do you think actors visit places like /meg/? Would you? I'd be flattered if people were like "I want her to sit on my face right now"
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>>174290271
This guy is fucking awful.

No thanks, I don't want Mass Effect to be the video game equivalent of the DC comic book movies.
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>>174293960
Protheans?
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>>174293661

Why tripfags and avatarfags aren't permabanned? And why these faggots need to justify their pathetic existence on an anonymous board?
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>>174293661
>ANYWAY FAGS I'M BACK
Thank god, the famous, the popular, the loved Helgastanon is back, what would we do without you.
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>>174294182
ed and wg are pretty chill tbqh
/vg/ has always been tolerant to them in general afaik
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>>174293751
I guess I can see it.
>>
> Asari are the diplomats
> But they're also the warriors with swords and shit
> But they're also commando's
> But they're also the best biotics
> But they're also capable of breeding with anything and integrating it's traits
> But they're also capable of making succubus offspring that kill through sex
> But they're also disciplined
> But they also have Justicar's that are speshul

Why the fuck does the writer have such a boner for this species? The other race's need some special shit too.
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>>174294360
the truth is almost all alien species are better than humans
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>>174293858
You can fuck the aliens anon I'm not attracted to them, fuck twice as many to make up for me.

>>174294360
I want to know more about the Elcor/Batarians
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>>174293795
Because I refuse to die

>>174293849
>t waifu fag
I'm still here faggot

>>174293858
>Goes to space
>doesn't commit atrocities on the xenos that would make the 33rd waffen ss blush
The best way we rise is by stepping on top of corspes
>inb4 edgy
It's true, how many fucking inventions where either made with the intention to kill each other, based off of war tech, or was turned into something we could kill each other with

>>174293950
I got bored with mass effect, and I realized the player base is cancerous waifu fags, so I fuck with you :^)

>>174293967
No one trips because they want to be liked, we trip because we want to fuck with people
They can't perma ban me because I broke none of the rules, they just meter maid me because their bullshit 3 day bans wouldn't stick being an asshole here is a given unlike tumblr

>>174293957
I'm banned for longer then I post here, really starting to piss me off because I can't post on /b/ /v/ /k/ or any other board really

>>174294182
Because we are the types of assholes that would just come back under a different iP :^)

>>174294246
Hey when I decide to say fuck it I will drown this thread with all the turian porn I downloaded, you sick perverts would like that wouldn't you
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>>174294585
>Hey when I decide to say fuck it I will drown this thread with all the turian porn I downloaded, you sick perverts would like that wouldn't you
Do it, make yourself useful for once, redditor.
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They did a great job playtesting this
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>Still no alter your loadout without dropping onto a planet
Fucking REEEEEEEEEE
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>>174294360

You can do this with every race. Asari are just punching bags for it for some reason.

Don't forget the best Biotic in the galaxy was like a 20 year old human.
>>
>>174294664
That Angara was trying to get you to back up and give her some space.
>>
If nobody responded to the trip fags he'd give up and go away.
>>
>>174294684
What are you talking about? You can change loadouts in the Tempest
>>
>>174294360

You're right. Asari should just have one trait, for their entire race. That's how you do science fiction aliens.
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>>174294684
Are you retarded?
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I just reallize nones of the romances, to my knowledge, hug. This is criminal; hugs are the best
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>>174294684
>go to door infront of Peebee's room
>open the door
>open the locker
???
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>>174294684
There's a loadout station on the Tempest, room opposite PeeBee

>>174294861
You can hug Cora after her loyalty mission.I think Jaal hugs you at some point.
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>>174294861
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>>174294861
Vetra has a hug interrupt in her cow steak scene doesn't she?
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>>174294861
Dirty lies. Not even talking about spinning.
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>>174294812
>give up and go away
>a trip fag
I'd end up samefagging not like I don't do it already

>>174294663
>redditor
ow harsh you mad I don't jerk off to your furry porn anon?
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>>174294360
Replaying ME1 made me realize how strong Liara shilling as LI really is, the other romance option being dumb gunnery chief. Liara is so innocent, emotional, sincere, clever compared to
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>>174294879
>>174294894
Fucking Christ I guess I never noticed it the first time I was exploring the ship.
>>
>>174295081
There's always a map, you know.
>>
>>174294861
ban the fucking faggots already
>>>/lgbt/ >>>/tumblr
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>>174294861
I'm sorry anon, your boyfriend doesn't want to hug you.
>>
>>174294725
You really can't

Salarians are geniuses, but they don't live long. That's just about all they have. Intelligence.

Turians are literally just a military meme. All they have is a military mind-set. You could bring up their carapace but it's honest to god nothing special and only helps with their home-world.

Quarians you could make an argument for if they aren't capable of death from a single hole in their suit.

The Asari have everything. They're the best diplomat's, but also the best commando's and warriors, they're disciplined but emotionally free, they live the longest and have the most emotional form of intimacy.

No matter how you look at it, the Asari have nothing but benefits to their race minus the Ardat-Yakshi that, given their ability to get stronger via killing sex, aren't actually at all disadvantaged.
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>>174295165
>>>/pol/
alternatively, csf
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>>174295007
Shit, that nice

>>174294997
>>174294894
Post screenshots. Hugs are important
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>>174295165
>anon can't handle seeing a bare male collarbone

w e w
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>>174294585
>doesn't commit atrocities on the xenos that would make the 33rd waffen ss blush
Edgy

>>174295010
>I'd end up samefagging not like I don't do it already
mfw helghastanon literally just replies to himself and makes the threads 90% less cancerous in the process
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>>174295253
I don't have a screenshot of Coras hug right now, but I'm almost at that point so I'll take one for you.
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>>174295324
>fags
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>>174295165
>hating on the one Gilposter
I mean, I get why you don't like it of course but at least it's not constant like that Liara guy
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>>174295165
>>174294980
What's the matter ?
Can't handle a real man so you have to settle for women ?
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>>174295439
Did someone get so desperate they edited Cora's scenes. Dreadful, appreciation equals the got, man

Also
>default Scott
I honesty can't see the dude with anyone but Cora now
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>>174295324
Furfag artists are the worst.
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>>174294585
Maybe if you weren't such a toxic piece of shit you wouldn't be getting constant bans. Here's hoping a mid gets tired if your shit and gives you a perma
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>>174295439
reported
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>>174295253
>spinning.
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>>174295253
Cora
https://youtu.be/UggrAauWbxs?t=1m23s

Vetra
https://youtu.be/qoI1uh2e-QI?t=4m40s

And spinning.
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>>174295439
Gils face reminds me of Bueno Excellente
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>>174295414
I can't even imagine how insecure you gotta be to get triggered by that.
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>>174295693
kek
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>>174295214
Asari have the depth and variety of humans, versus the other races being "our one notable feature defines every member of our race" cliches
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>tfw Cora accidentally whispers "Alec..." in your year while cumming
Your move?
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>>174295604
Jaal beste boy confirmed
He hugs, spins and eats Sara's fish buffet. Is a better boy even possible?
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>>174295735
Is Archon autistic?
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>>174295214

You actually can, you're just choosing to put Asari under the microscope for some reason. Probably so you can REEEE at mary sue's or something.

Every race can do basically anything, other than the minor races like Elcor and Volus.

Campare Asari to Humanity and you have little to no differences.
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>>174295562
Would that be considered a rule violation? Pretty sure asses are allowed, I see them all the time on /v/

>>174295767
What if Ryder's name is Alec Jr.?
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>>174295812
Yes. That's why he calls Ryder 'special', he recognizes a fellow autist.
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>>174295767
Wonder why that ugly bitch is anywhere near me.

In fact, just kick her off the ship.
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>>174295812
Yes, he has a crush on Sara.
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>>174295767
Cum inside. Name your son Alec.
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>>174295767
>Not Sarissa
I'm not concerned, anon
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>>174295165
I love these pics

>>174295324
>furry is gay
in other news the sky is blue

>>174295439
How is he fucking him? Is gil a cuntboy?

>>174295334
>t helghastanon

>>174295551
>Wah there are cancerous people
>on 4chan
>janitors please ban him make this website more like tumblr
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>>174295946
>"Scott... Ah... Don't cum inside... Hnng... Remember the manuals..."
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>>174295604
Fantastic
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>>174295894
keked
have a milf for that
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>>174295820
> Little to no differences

They're naturally more in tune with biotics, sure exceptional individuals can match it, but your average Asari is beyond your average human in that field. They also have a far better way of breeding that spans far further than the narrow range humans can get with. Plus humans like what, a century? Asari can live up to a thousand years and beyond. No other race but the Krogan pull that off.
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>>174295894
>tfw you'll never buy lego for archon
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Asari are parasites. Asari/Angara genocide now
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>>174295973
>how is he fucking him?
He's not. It's frottage
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>>174294828
It's not that they have too many traits, it's that they're fuckdicuously OP and look way too humanoid for it to be even remotely acceptable.
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>>174295812
Yes, his autism is mighty indeed but Sara's matches that level. That's why he calls her his rival.
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>>174296181
Why didn't they dominate the shit out of Milky Way
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>>174296127
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>>174296357
They need breeding stock
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>>174295973
>he calls out someone for samefagging
>as himself
I'm not even mad at this point, helghastfag is just transcending cancer to become something else at this point and it's funny as fuck
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>>174295545
>>174295973
>knowing the artist is a furfag

Y'all are way gayer than I could ever be
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>tfw swtor, a dying game with horrible gameplay devs, have better writers than mass effect now
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>>174296357
Because they're diplomatic as fuck. Their first response to humans coming in, who could be destroyed in no time at all by a fully armed Turian fleet, was to give them free land and forge an alliance with them Just Because.

They could dominate but are far too kind too, which is yet another ridiculous speshul trait.
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>>174296181
Yeah and every new mass effect has some new overpowered biotic with a kickass new amp

Asari, like krogan, never die a natural death exactly because of how long they have to live

Only thing they really have is mapping their partners nervous system and brain pattern so their clone child picks up traits from the "father"
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post squadmates and crewmembers you want in the sequel

>Vorn and Sid as crewmembers
>recidivist Kett reject
>Bain Massani
>Quarian weaponsmith
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>>174296525
To fuck Kandros, I'd also accept it in a DLC
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>>174296525
Male Quarian engineer, or maybe an infiltrator.
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>>174296525
How does Bain look? Doe she have an accent like everyone seems to have?
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>>174296514
>new race to fuck
>new genetic material to get stronger on
>implying you'd want to eradicate them

If the role were reversed humans would do the same.
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>>174296762
> She

It's a guy, an ugly guy, he has a meh personality and is bargain bin Zaeed
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>>174296429
They're the only ones that use the exact character heads but the same goddamn anatomy on every picture.
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>>174296762
Bald tan guy, if he was a squad mate what class would he be?
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>>174296525
All I want is a well written quarianfu but knowing Bioware it's just going to be a bunch of boring fucks again with 1 decent character that tries to be more than their trope
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>>174296429
>a non human male with his junk sticking protruding from his underpants
What would you call that anon? straight? Not furry?!

>>174296513
>tfw at this point swtor is less gay and less sjw infested then mass effect
It's a tough pill to swallow

>>174296657
Still not harder to swallow then toxic space jizz though it's not like you fags don't do this with AIDS already so not surprising

>>174296525
Just let me be an asshole again, I don't want to ask the boss pretty please I want to go shepard on his ass and hang up on him
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>>174296886
Soldier obviously

>>174296525
Another human guy to replace Gil as chief engineer since he's most likely gonna leave. Bonus points if he's also a gay romance option for the humor
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>>174297026
>Another human guy to replace Gil
What type of guy would you want?
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>>174296938
Wasn't there supposed to be a choice between saving Liara or Ashley/Kaidan on Thessia at some point ?
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>>174297214
yes but then mac's autistic screeching became too much to handle
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>>174297181
gross delete this
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>>174297152
He just said
>Bonus points if he's also a gay romance option for the humor
He wants another fag

>>174297214
>we could have virmired the blue berry bitch
WHY FUCKING WHY

>>174297181
Stop it, get some help
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So Asari are basically non-autistic Kett?
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MEA2:

The Tempest is destroyed by a Kett warship

Ryder is destroyed with it

Their body recovered by the Illustrious Benefactor (Voiced by Charlie Sheen) is remade to serve their needs

Ryder is given two companions, Sam that made for itself a synthetic body (It's gender being your choice) with a synthetically perfect anatomy and Jared, a human.

Going back to the Nexus, you meet up with Sid who joins you saying her sister vanished and Jaal whose now known as Archduke, the bane of disruption.

Getting them together, you gather some new and fresh crew members including a young Krogan and a Asari consort who took up arms after the death of those she cared for to the Kett.

At the end you fuck over TIB, the choices you make won't mean much but please enjoy this fresh Bioware experience.
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Is the Asari or Kett way of reproducing better?
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>>174297152
I honestly don't know. Gil is kind of my ideal guy, but I wouldn't want the new guy to be a carbon copy. I guess just not a super serious dude
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>>174297661
Asari way takes less work but leaves around the people they used, Kett way takes more work but efficiently gets rid of anything non-Kett.

Both ways have their benefits.
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both of drack's writers have quit bioware now :(
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>>174297803
Did either of them work on Vetra? Vetra and Drack had really good chemistry and are weaved well into each other's backstories, their friendship is actually one of the few well written things about Andromeda.
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>>174297803
RIP
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>>174297803
Drack writer was also Halo 4 writer. Nothing of value was lost.
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>>174297803
what were their names?
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> Can't romance Lexi

Why the fuck

Also it'd be nice if even after a crew member admitted they aren't orientated to your sexual preference, you could press the issue. Even if they just continually refuse, it's boring being forced to play someone who just accepts it.
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I actually really want to see ME:A2 because I'd like to see how they're write the break up scenes, assuming you can.
>leaving Gil after agreeing to raise a kid breaks his heart
>leaving Vetra after telling her you love her
>leaving Jaal
I wonder if Peebo would be the only one who won't care much
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>>174296357
What makes you think they didn't? They run the Milky Way by letting everyone *want* to be under their leadership hierarchy. And they control the economy.
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>>174298171
Or you could not harass them about their sexuality and preferences
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>>174298171
>"You see, Gil, here is my vag"
>"B-but it's so g-gross Sara"
>"Just relax"
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>>174298307
>leaving Jaal
This would be good. Would he try to win you back? Or just cry in his room all day.
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>>174298316
> Control the economy

That's right, goy. The Asari are behind the economy.

SneakyVolus.png
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Anyone else feel disappointed by the squadmates? There's only six and they're all forced onto you, even then they're played safe power and storywise.

I feel like the MEGSEV OC were better than this.
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>>174298351
The choice to do so or not do so is what's important
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>>174298401
I like the squad mates except for Liam he annoyed me. I don't mind there being only six, maybe we will get 2 more next game. As long as they don't add too many like in mE2
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>>174298171
You can keep flirting with them. Gil gets somewhat annoyed at Sara doing so, he continually tells her "I'm only into dudes". Liam jokes about it and eventually ask you what kinda guy do you think he'd be in a relationship, a keeper or just a one time thing

Also why would you want to press the subject. There not much further explanation to why you don't find particular gender attractive.
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>>174298401
Same. I would have preferred six Jacobs to what we got.
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>>174298401
Drack stood out to me as someone who had actual character. It wasn't the best but it still stood out in contrast to everyone else who literally had none.
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I'm replaying DAI and holy shit, I would say that MEA was released unfinished. At this point everything in DAI is superior. It seems that Bioware Montreal team just don't know how to make games.
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>>174298307
>Jaal is clearly moste
>He necks himself after Ryder leaves him
I can see it happening desu
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>>174298401
I liked them. Just wish they all spoke more. You get like one new sentence after every Priority Ops, they should've gotten at least something to say after certain side quests
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>>174298401
>they're played safe power and storywise.
I agree, they needed more time to develop their characters/story. If only they removed Liam and spent the extra time adding more to the others.
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>>174298530
I never got the option to flirt with Gil again after the first time, weird.
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>>174298038
ann lemay and ben gelinas.

most the funny stuff you hear in banter and emails, etc. was written by gelinas. more dramatic story stuff was lemay.
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>come across outlaw fucking shits during seismic hammer quest
>they say I should help them mine gas so they can trade it to the Initiative for water
>to do this they want me to just not give the Initiative water, which was my objective
>fuckoff.jpg
>use the hammer to make sure the Initiative gets water and the outlaw settlement is literally and figuratively left out to dry
>walk back to them and expect their leader to be pissed at me, maybe even for them to try to shoot me on sight
>prepared to call him a shit
>autodialogue starts
>Outlaw: "The water tables are dropping again."
>Ryder: "I had to make a choice, I'm sorry."
>Outlaw: "Hey, I get it. Global warming is bad."

Why is the player character such a fucking beta?
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>>174298401
Only ones I liked were Drack, Jaal and Vetra. Everyone else was so fucking annoying and unlikable.
I liked Cora during the first couple hours of the game but then she turned out to be a basic human filler squadmate instead of actually attempting to make her the "very militaristic second in command that really wanted the path finder position"
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>>174298686
Something clearly gone wrong during Andromeda development.
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>>174298401
I think this is the first ME game where I liked everybody. Except Liam, maybe, and I put that down to Nomad Liam and Everywhere Else Liam feeling like they were written by different people.
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Is the tech armor visible in SP? Saw a picture of it in MP, but not in SP.
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>>174298686
Who are you going to romance anon

>>174299115
>Nomad Liam and Everywhere Else Liam feeling like they were written by different people
Yeah the contrast, maybe Liam is Bi polar.
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>>174298915
>Go back to tranny-in-chief
>How could you? Don't you realize what fracking for gas could do to this planets atmosphere when it's just recovering?
>mfw no face
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>>174299075
Which is astonishing since DAI was actually ment to be an MMO really early in development.
DAI's also had a fuckton less development time, actual save importing, and an entirely new engine.
A bunch of people from DAI's development also went over to work on MEA after the main game shipped, IIRC.
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>>174299206
Cassandra_____
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>>174299314
Good taste
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>>174299309
Soundtrack is almost non existent in MEA, CC is way worse, writing is below avg, companions are lacklustre.
At this point the only thing MEA is better than DAI is in the exploration department, but it really doesn't matter, you can skip it if you want.
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>>174299282
I don't even mind the environment being brought up as a concern, but the railroaded dialogue in that quest is just so fucking dumb. The more immediate concern should be that outlaws are trying to get you to extort the initiative and help them by straying from your real objective, not that a few hundred years down the line there'll be global warming. Also that leader of the outlaws is the dumbest shit in the galaxy; "I didn't travel 3 million light years so someone else could tell me what to do"? Who screened these people?
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>>174298686
DA:I is, along with DA2 and Shattered Steel, the worst videogame to have the Bioware brand on it.
Absolutely nothing in that game works.
The combat is absolutely horrible MMO shit, every single sidequest is a fetch quest, the entire story is a ball of nothingness, there's not a single likeable character, the graphics are awful and, like with Andromeda, the animations are a big, fat joke, and on top of that, the entire story happens in one of the most generic, personality-less and most creatively bankrupt medieval fantasy universes ever made.
Andromeda at least has the third person combat.
DA:I gives you no reason to play it.
It's a game that fails at everything it tries.
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>>174298564
>Six jacobs
Worse than a thousand Genophages

>>174298612
Agree'd, but after the OT I really wish we had gotten something other than "Krogan with a shotgun, also he's a badass who don't take no gruff". Really outside the box stuff there MEA.

>>174298747
Even then I feel like they were following a formula for the squadmates and it needs to go
>2 hummys at the start
>A "gets-things-Done" Turian
>Baddass Krogan with a shotgun
>Odd species who is new or doesn't understand your culture (this time a Catfrog)
>Blueberry


>>174299013
I hate Cora because of her snooty bitch attitude in the Nomad but I love her shield boost and cryo ammoAlways respec her and never give her charge though

>>174299116
only when you're taking damage
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>>174299593
>writing is below avg
What's the average writing quality in videogames, Transformers or Marvel movies?
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>>174299851
New Ghostbusters
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>>174299736
I just hated how even though I chose the water the game reacted like I chose the gas.
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>>174299775
Is speccing Cora out of charge really worth it? I take her everywhere, waifu plus her shield boost like you said and she barely dies on insanity.
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>>174298686
Yeah, DA:I is great.
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>>174299851
Marvel. Bioware humour takes after Whedon.
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>>174299753
DAI was very flawed but it was not nearly as bad as you're saying, unless you never played DA:O/2.
For an open world game which a shitton of pointless side shit, it had a surprising amount of replayability which is a very high accomplishment.
If all you're playing for is the combat, then yes, MEA was a fuckload better.
Everything else is super debatable.
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>>174300045
>>174299910
No, i'm talking about the videogame industry in general.
It's amazing how people unironically think the OT, or MGS, or Deus Ex have good writing.
It's just sad how videogames let Sonic fanfiction writers make a living out of their ''talent'', or lack thereof.
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>>174298401
They're better than the ME1 squadmates and most of the ME2 ones

>I feel like the MEGSEV OC were better than this.

Opinion discarded.
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>>174299989
It reduces the risk of her getting mulched or instakilled, and make her consistently use shield boost. I would say try it and if it doesn't really change much for you just toss the points back in.
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>>174300002
Kek I love this scene.
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>>174299736
They're not outlaws. They just don't want to put up with Nexus bureaucracy. Also, no ones getting extorted. It's just not the full amount of water being transported. On Voeld there's a deep ice mining operation where they sell water to other planets so I figure the whole thing a non-issue and let them have the gas to mine.
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>>174300157
Depends on what your standards are, then. Movies and vidya are unique forms of media and the writing in each sets out to accomplish different things.
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>>174300002
Should I post the MEA compilation?
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>>174300189
>It reduces the risk of her getting mulched or instakilled, and make her consistently use shield boost
Ah I see what you mean, I'll give it a go.
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>>174300002
Which is worse, this or the krogan fighting scene?
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>>174300286
No reason to, both are legitimately awful videogames that make nothing out of the RPG genre.
Then again, no post 2005 RPG has used this genre properly.
Maybe New Vegas, but that's it.
Bioware only got close with Baldur's Gate 2, everything else is forgettable.
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>>174299753
>the entire story is a ball of nothingness, there's not a single likeable character, the graphics are awful
parroting what /v/ say just show how you never played it
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>>174300394
>no post 2005 RPG has used this genre properly

Oh, it's you again.
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>>174300058
No, it was exactly like I said.
DA:I is a videogame that fails to accomplish anything.

>>174300431
>Y-YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT
This is the kind of argument I expect from someone unironically acknowleding DA:I's existence.
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>>174299775
>bioware put charge AND nova on an NPC

man i am increasingly glad i haven't even touched andromeda, talk about your fucking retarded decisions
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>>174300478
Why do videogames make asians look like white people with legit downs so often
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>>174300394
>Maybe New Vegas, but that's it.
Obsididrones actually believes their tell don't show exposition only bugged piece of shit was a good game. lmao.
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>>174300535
>no upper cases
>''talk about your''
Fuck off spic.
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>>174299989
Why would you do that? Every time she uses the skill her shields get refilled. It's part of what makes her so tanky.

Take that away and she's worthless.
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>>174300623
No, it's a 6/10 and the gameplay is awful, but we are talking about an industry where a game consisting 90% of scanning objects with your Batman vision like TW3 is considered a masterpiece of an RPG, it stands out.
Not because of it's own merits, but because of the failures of others.
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>>174297181
I'm okay with this.
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>>174300636
I mean I can type in a grammatically correct fashion, I just usually opt not to for reasons.

not sure what the problem with my turn of phrase was, and this doesn't change how retarded cora's skill loadout is.
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>>174300623
>Obsididrones
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>>174300535
>a vanguard having charge and nova is retarded
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>>174300478
Tell me which post 2005 RPGs you consider good so I can have a good reason to laugh at you.
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>>174301025
>an NPC having high risk, high reward abilities is a good idea when they can't actually get that high reward payoff
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I really like the mindset of "new games are utter shite", I'm glad these bitter fags will never enjoy videogames again
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>>174301051
We're in a bioware game thread, you should already know I have shit taste. Besides, I play games for fun, I don't care if they're good by whatever grognard-tier standards other people might have.
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>>174301110
They are only high risk early game, once you get them maxed out there's no risk, just immortality.
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>>174301128
New videogames, you mean.
I enjoy older ones, while I enjoy laughing at people trying to cope with the increasingly deader and duller industry of multiplayer games full of microtransactions and Ubisoft-esque open world collectathons.
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>>174301284
hows minesweeper treating you, grandpa?
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>>174301273
until she humps the leg of a sync killer
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>>174301379
How's your dead franchise treating you?
Have they patched in the ability to make meaningful choices in this RPG?
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>>174275376
Why is Sid so fat?
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>>174301128
Being an edgy cynic is it's own reward, I welcome them to their misery.
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>>174301531
FATTY FAT FAT!
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Ok soundtrack dropped the ball. Too generic. There was some moments like the tempest reveal and Liam's loyalty mission where I was going "hey this is starting to sound like it belongs to Mass Effect" but then I wouldn't get the same feeling from other mission and combat themes. It's like the most ramped up moments were only scratching the surface of hype. I miss that synth vibe from the first two, I don't like where they're going in the direction of this cinematic actiony shit.
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>>174301484
What is a RPG nowadays anyway? I would never call ME2, ME3 and MEA as RPGs, but I won't deny it can be fun, like you are trying hard to do
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>>174301684
ME2 and 3 you could grant, but if you call MEA not an RPG you just went full retard.
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you guys know you can filter tripfags, right?
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>>174301684
Still a roleplaying game, even though the ability to level up is being borrowed by a lot of other unrelated genres, even by Call of Duty.

>>174301664
>Too generic.
They nailed the ''Mass Effect'' part of Andromeda, didn't they?
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Can anyone tell me what the cookie femtur's color scheme is supposed to be? All I've seen of her is the black and white drawing.
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>>174301531
Constant snacking, doesn't help that her hobbies are just messing around with computers and watching anime
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>Gil is modifying the Tempest behind everyone else's back without approval from the captain
>brushes off all concerns by one of the original designers about his modifications
>no option to point out how risky this is
>later doing a sidequest on Elaaden
>dangerous situation comes up
>can't get extraction because something Gil did fucked up the ship temporarily
>no option to dump Gil on the Nexus after this and take literally any other engineer

What is with this series and forcing you take obvious liabilities that could potentially kill every fucking person on the ship onto your crew? It started in ME2 with Miranda (and Cerberus in general), EDI, and Jack, continued somewhat in ME3 with EDI's body, and is back in full force with Gil and Peebee.
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>>174299753
dorian is a likeable character unless you really fucking hate gay people for some reason. i actually liked cole too. sera was annoying and i don't remember anyone else so i guess they sucked.
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>>174301531
Sid no! That chocolate isn't dextro!
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>>174302186
This shit right here is why I can't stand Gil. The justification they gave for it was weak as fuck.
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>>174302186
>can't get extraction because something Gil did fucked up the ship temporarily
What quest was this? I agree that Gil modifying the ship while it's in use is stupid.
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>>174300535
It wouldn't be a big deal if we could, you know, MANUALLY ACTIVATE THEIR POWERS!
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>>174301773
>>174301840
I see all these mechanics frequently in other genres now. RPG may very well have gone the way of roguelike. As those mechanics become ubiquitous, the definition ceases to be useful.
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>>174302281
Just keep calling her names, hopefully she'll start purging or something.
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>>174302186
Is that event mandatory? I haven't encountered such a thing yet, while I have had the event where I had to side with Kallo or Gil regarding modifying the ship. And I told Gil to cram it and sided with Kallo.
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>>174302808
Because unfortunately the series is written for, and by, retards.
It used to be for fans of sci-fi, now it's for the mind-numbed masses.
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>>174302808
Same. Modifying the ship to ensure everyone's safety is one thing, but it's another entirely to do that shit on the fly, without telling anyone, while you're in the middle of space. I honestly fear for whatever beast Jill spawns for him if this is how irresponsibly he treats his job.
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>>174303112
>It used to be for fans of sci-fi
Certainly, considering ME1 was just a soup of cliches that kind of worked in other space operas.
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>>174303112
The series stopped being written for fans of Sci-Fi with ME2.
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>>174303112
Mass Effect from day one has been the lowest grade, common denominator schlock sci-fi shit, don't delude yourself otherwise.
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Hopefully if there is a direct sequel the crew don't fuck up so much and actually do their jobs/don't escape pod you/sell Nexus secrets without you getting the ok beforehand.

I wish you could jettison someone (Peebee) as an example to follow the fucking rules.
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>>174303447
Yes, oddly enough when EA and Mac started getting involved.
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>>174303517
This.
People only talk about the waifus, nobody gives a shit about the universe because it's just not interesting.
I mean, look at this shit, who thought this ship design was good?
The different ships are not even different, they are just bigger versions.
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>>174303657
Mac Walters became involved in Mass Effect in ME1, where he was the guy who created Garrus and Wrex
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>>174303779
Did we ever see Salarian ships?
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So why does everyone in the mass effect universe speak English? Seriously.
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>>174281021
>restarted 3 times 1/4 way through
>respeced so many times in each one i couldnt afford to do it anymore
>experiment with every combo for the funnest build that isnt op and matches the setting and chracter
>it was soldier the whole time
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>>174304927
Translators, it's explained
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>>174304927
Because universal translators.
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>>174304927
>Tali's note

Truly she is best girl.
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>>174305082
So what happens when you choose the destroy ending and it wipes out the translators and the means of their production? And how does the translator translate andromeda languages if it has no info on them.
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>>174305141
Agreed, but what happens to her suit after the destroy ending? It seems all good in the extended cut.
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>>174305176
It only destroys synthetic life, if I understand correctly. Normal machinery and implants aren't affected. As for the Andromeda languages, the translator does take a little time to adapt - that's why you can't understand the kett or the angara at first.
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>>174305176
Destroy doesn't wipe out all tech, if starships can still fly I'm sure translators are OK

As for Andromeda I assume since the AI and the Nexus was there for a year or so ahead of time they used computers to analyze the language, SAM fills in the gaps, or so I self-explained
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>>174305465
>Destroy doesn't wipe out all tech, if starships can still fly I'm sure translators are OK

Lower EMS Destroy does wipe out all tech.
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>>174305312
>It seems all good in the extended cut.
So she's fine.
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The official /meg/ andromeda waifu tiers
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ticklish aliens
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>>174302808
idk how anyone could be retarded enough to side with gil over kallo unless they're his butt buddy.
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>>174306083
Sarafags need to be gassed.
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>>174306083
Why does this general hate peebee so much?

I thought she was pretty decent and used her in my squad quite a bit.
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Out of curiosity, if the entire Tali romance, does Sheploo ever tell her he loves her?
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>>174306307
She does stupid shit and her personality can be annoying but that's it, her VA is one of the best in MEA
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>>174306307
idk her ass is alright and i like the banter, i just like shitting on her appearance
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>>174306083
>Lexi in philistine
Disqualified.

>>174306307
She's not as completely shit as people make her out to be, but there are still a lot of reasons to hate her. Chief among them being that she's a moron who drags you into life-or-death situations without warning and suffers no repercussions for it.
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>>174306083
Perfect.
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>>174306410
No unfortunately. The one time Tali says she loves him (fighting the Reaper on Rannoch), he instead responds with "Keelah Se'lai".
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>>174306083
>Cora in pleb
>Lexi in phill
into the trash it goes
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>>174306452
>Disqualified

heres an updated version
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>>174306649
>>174306083
Vetra in Pleb....why does everyone hate her so much....
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>>174306649
how to fix peebee look, meg?
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>>174306718
>asks the yuri fag
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>>174305754
That's their problem
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>>174306748
Make her laugh lines less sharp and wipe that shit off her face and you might have something presentable.
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I have three strike teams. Should I recruit a fourth or am I better off saving up for equipment to increase the effectiveness of the ones I've got?
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>>174306417
Her VA is easily the best of the squadmates. Jaal, Kallo and Gil were also decent.
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>>174306649

>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>not simply "All Star"

Back to the drawing board, young memester
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>>174306103
Kallo's argument is basically emotional nonsense. He vividly remembers how much the people who built the ship cared about making it great, so modifying it from spec is an insult to their legacy? It's pretty legitimate to side with the guy whose belief is "make our ship the best it can be, those people who put it together have been dead for 600 years"

I still sided with Kallo though because Gil is such an asshole about it.
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>>174306083
This.
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>>174306307
>Why does this general hate peebee so much?

memesters who bought into the pre-release hate and are too invested to admit they were wrong
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>>174306307
she's an annoying, ugly slut, and she talks like a faggot. who the fuck says shit like "by the by"?what exactly is there to like about her?
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>>174307274
Don't forget Vetrafags who live to shit on every other LI choice.
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>>174307274

Her dialogue is grating. Like nails on a chalk board.

Vetra actually has an interesting story. And some edge.
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>>174307664
Peebee's backstory was shit but Vetra's is also boring and her "edge" is laughable. Sid is the more interesting character of the two.
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>>174306823
>not crunching tacos together
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So a bunch of my normie friends think Sara is fucking ugly, and thought I was crazy when I told them I think she looks cute. What exactly makes her so ugly?
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>>174307595
>who the fuck says shit like "by the by"?

I say that all the time
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>>174307832
Nothing, your friends have shit taste desu
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>>174306718
The majority of posters here love her, and spammed her constantly not even a week ago. This pissed off the posters that don't like her.

Also:
>not Scott/Vetra
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>>174307817
>not raping lesbians to turn them straight
>not killing furries when you see them
>not raping the xeno first[/spoiler}
are you even trying anon?
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>>174307832

Normie's don't think like real people. That's all I can think of.
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>>174302186
What Gil does is improved changes that a required on the fly. He doesn't just say "Oh I'm gonna change how this thing works" he does it only if he know how to improve it to fit the needs of whatever I happening at the time. Basically he's adapting the Tempest to whatever requires ir

I still sided with Kallo but I could easily see Gil's point of view being correct
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>>174307932
>not wanting a spiky lesbian girlfriend
O K B R O
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>>174307813

still a better love story than twilight
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>>174307929
that gif perfectly sums up me whenever I see a sara/vetra post
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NEW THREAD
>>174308208
>>174308208
>>174308208

>>174308192
why have her as a gf when you can rape her for free and then kill her afterwards so no one knows you stuck your dick in that
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>>174307898
come over here so i can assault and batter you
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>>174265518
She's mid 20's if you work out her timeline.

She joins the military at 18, is then transferred to the Asari for 4 years, which would put her at 22-23 if we allow for some time between joining and transfer, then joins the initiative after leaving the asari.

I'd estimate she's at most 26.
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>>174308326
I don't enjoy you.
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