/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

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Let's play a game.

dude long throw lmao

Perhaps if 5mash 5witch used BotW Link, but you could tap the anniversary amiibo to also unlock those retro outfits.

>>173642527
Fuck off already.

>>173642806
S-sorry...

Recommended meals

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So Gerudo Link, everyone demands him but how would he work without inardvertantly causing political incidents

Also could you handle Link not being androgynous and no longer a manlet

>>173642975
1 Hearty Raddish

>>173642527
Fuck everyone, but Link. Marry Mipha.

>>173642975

1 Staminoka Bass

>>173642975
raw whole bird

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I SAY GOOD SIR, I DESIRE TO COPULATE WITH THE SPIRIT WHICH RESIDES WITHIN MY SWORD

>>173643332

Don't mind older women but Fi is older than most sentient races in Zelda

>>173642975
Hearty Fish pie
- Tabantha Wheat, Goat Butter, Rock Salt, Hearty Blueshell Snail, Hearty Bass

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>>173643332

>>173642372

Why does this general even exist?

>>173643976
It really should have just been /botw/-gen when the release got close, but it's too late for all that now that we are ded again

>>173643976
Because Nintendo General can never be allowed to have anything worth talking about that doesn't split off to its own thread.

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FUCK the rain, god damn!

>>173643976
Why do you even exist?

>>173642527
Take link off this. Link is straight.

>>173643976
I bet you're the faggot who spammed "GO TO /vg/" on the Zelda threads a few days ago

>>173642527
Fuck Apaya, marry Mipha.

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>>173634740
No one actually thinks that this is a good design or that it or anything similar would actually fit in any Zelda game at all, r-right?

>>173645189
babylegs

>>173642527
Fuck Urbosa and Link
Adopt Riju
Marry Mipha
Friendzone Paya and Zelda

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
▲ ▲
▲ ▲

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>>173642527

Fuck
>Urbosa

Marry
>Riju

Friendzone
>Paya
>Zelda

Kill
>Mipha

>lightning horned Lizalfos
What the fuck? Is this a joke? How do you do anything other than drop your weapons and die in one hit?

>>173646496
Use arrows when he uses it or throw a bomb.

>>173646496
berserker armor x3
lynel bow
fuck them up

fighting them early on is tedious and takes a lot of weapons/ammo

>>173645257
It's awful.

>shield surf korok
>start it
>start gliding
>start surfing
>your wooden shield is badly damaged
>i can make it
>i cant make it
>breaks
>ragdoll into finish line
fuck yeah
>find another korok in the water

>>173646578
>>173646593
It isn't even when he does the AoE, they can sprint up to me, make me drop my shit, and OHKO me just by touching me.

So spam arrows is the trick? What a terrible design. Yes I'm mad.

>>173646993
Alright I just learned that it's only constant while it's raining. Still bullshit.

Is it a waste to get BoTW on WiiU or does it not matter? My brother has a switch and is going to let me borrow it and the zelda over the summer, but I already have a WiiU and it's not like money is an issue. I just don't want to buy a switch because I'd only play zelda on it anyway. Is WiiU zelda awful or something?

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Does anyone else feel like a fucking retard once they figure out a shrine that's been baffling them has a simple solution?

>>173647784
From what I understand it runs about the same, but I imagine the gyro bullshit is more comfortable on Switch.

>>173647906

it's counteracted by the feeling you get when you make your own solution up and realise the correct way only at the end

>>173646216
fite me irl

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>>173644196
poor koko

im gonna draw her in her underwear

>>173647963
It isn't bad on Wii U, plus it's only occasional.

>>173647906
yea, but in my defense I was usually overthinking what was actually really simple

eg. that constellation one

>>173648470
Unless you are playing on the gamepad.
I don't cheese my way through shrines often but I wasn't going to deal with the shrine with gyro fire, wind, and water puzzle.

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Finley

>>173650632
super baby legs

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Well yeah, but why?

What's the highest weapon value and how do i reach it

>>173651193
I assume it's savage lynel crusher, so farm silver lynels, but I haven't gotten the mythical +44 attack one yet.

The more memories I unlock the less I like Zelda.

>>173651193
>>173651281
Royal Guard's Claymore can hit 116 I believe, but Savage Lynel Crusher goes to 108 and isn't made of glass.

>>173651287
thanks for the status update

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>>173651287
Get them all

She's my favorite character

>>173650787
yea I want to cum on them too

>>173651287

read her journal, the development of her feelings for Link are more honest there. She acts stuck up and bitchy and that voice acting doesn't help, but in her journal you'll see that she's vulnerable, afraid, insecure, disappointed in herself, and in love with Link.

>>173652169
More importantly, it reveals Link is the exact same, but he just bottles everything in instead.

>>173652169
>She acts stuck up and bitchy
in like one cutscene

It seems like a waste to let you access the Sanctum from above and get to the throne without starting the boss fight and not put any koroks there.

>>173652386

That's true too. It mentions that Link feels like he has to be stoic and quiet, but he emotionally opens up to Zelda.

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Too much time on my hands plus I'm an extreme procrastinator so here's Gerudo soldiers of all ranks

Teake (Maroon) is a Captain based on that rank getting Radiant shields. Everyone besides Buliara is lower ranked than her

>>173652169
Her voice acting job is uneven, she's bad in some scenes and good in others

I thought she was great in the ending

>tfw you've completed most of the out-in-the-open shrines and all that are left are the shrine quest ones
>all the puzzles to open the shrines are terrible and the shrines themselves are too often just blessings or tests of strength
Dear Zelda devs: standing on a spot until bumfuck-o-clock to open a shrine is not a puzzle, or at least not a good one.

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To the autist saying that anyone can use Master Sword: Not true. In TP, it specifically mentions that TP cleanses everything of evil. Thats why Link was only able to turn back into Hylian form after touching the Master Sword.

>no gerudo night raids to milk men for their semen
>no cucked wives revolt raiding a pregnant gerudo camp
worse than no npcs in a frozen wasteland

>>173653648
Why would someone think that after Breath of the wild, where even Link had to prove himself to use the word?

>>173653653
The Gerudo in BotW are monogamous and want love and marriage, they don't do the rape/cuckqueen thing anymore

>>173653648

Is this the sexiest Zelda has ever been?

>that lewd dress
>belt just below her tits
>firm sex arms
>"cum on me" eyebrows
>exposed neck just begging to be nibbled on

>>173653648
in SS ghirahim becomes unable to steal it from you after it becomes the true master sword, because it repels evil

>>173653971
Her matching outfit makes it a little hard for me to tell her apart from Link, they're too identical

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>>173653971
It's my favorite Zelda design by far

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>>173653875
>>173653653

The reason why the Gerudo were hated was the theft but the angry housewives protesting them coming to town looking for "boyfriends" played as significant a part

Monogamy was probably forced upon them as part of the peace agreements and it later got romanticised

>>173654094

Thanks, Captain Obvious

>>173654123

Fuck off retard

>>173654145

I just want to FUCK her so badly, bros

>>173654429
What well thought out responses.

>>173654367

nice headcanon, fuckface.

>>173654593

>Lynels are har-

*headshots you*
*mounts you*

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>>173654429
It is written, only Link can fuck Zelda

>>173654664
there'd actually be some difficulty if you fought them alongside other enemies
or if you fought two darknuts at once :)

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>>173637407

you're right

>>173654741
I wish you could fight all the ganon blight all 4 at the same time.

>>173653971

for me specifically it's the green eyes.

I'm a sucker for green eyes.

>>173654838
i wish the game had actual bosses

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I WANT FUCK FI

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>>173655363
People keep drawing her with blue eyes and it's annoying

>>173655482

Too late. You got beaten to the punch

>>173655482
>wanting to fuck a sword

if I go to Hyrule castle for the memories, will it fuck anything up? 3/4 beasts

>>173655465
Like what?

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How to bully Zoras

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUqv3rhAjCs

>>173656101
Nah, as long as you don't actually go to Ganon it'll be fine.

>no pregnant gerudo wife scowling at you giving you a harsh handjob smacking your nuts every now again complaining that you ruined her body with this penis

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>>173656230
I'm always up for bullying Zoras

>>173654694
Ganon had his gaseous cock in Zelda's every hole for 100 years straight

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>>173656281
So YOU'RE the one giving my wife trouble?

>>173656394


Considering her lack of aging I suspect she spent her time as a being of light whilst he was an evil gas

Rather hard for any cock in hole action to occur

>>173656270

Being pregnant is likely to be a source of pride for a Gerudo since it's matter of the survival of their race. Probably even more joy in having multiple kids and jubilation at twins

>>173656228
anything new and big, i would've loved to have seen a boss utilizing the climbing and/or limb-breaking mechanics. a sea monster would've been cool, so would a giant sheikah robot. something you have to pull metal plates off of, anything like that. there are so many missed opportunities
in terms of old bosses? gohma, koloktos, one of the big plants, and of course, manpig ganon

>>173656670
Ganon kept her young and tight, she was there physically the whole time

the
whole
time

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>>173656394
She's a pure virgin for Link

PURE

NO
FUCKING
DARKNUTS
or peahats

>>173657009
Well if rape doesn't count then yeah sure

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>>173656230

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>>173657043
Some morbid part of me wants seahats back.

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Anyone else beat the everloving dogshit out of these motherfuckers every time they find one?

>>173657847
man, i'd pay like twenty bucks for a dlc that was just really fleshed-out seahats
they'd fit right in, and the coasts in this game feel pretty barren

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>>173658528
no

How do you take actual decent sized screenshots? Miiverse always scales it down to ant size.

Think we will see anything during the direct?

Absolutely lame that you have to beat all the shrines to have a classic zelda outfit option in this game (without amiibos) I'm fine with the outfit being hard to get but at this point I won't have anything left to do in the game to actually enjoy the outfit

>>173659120
My guess is that we won't be seeing any Zelda related stuff until June, right before the first DLC drops

This game is great but they have a problem when it comes to doing a sequel...

Should they go in Majora's Mask this direction ? Other world, other characters, no Zelda/Hyrule, and make it more dungeon oriented ? I get that this game orientation was all about "the wild" with the open air feeling...

Only problem is that would be a little to predictable. Making linear/less open games would be a stepback. 3D Zelda always was about giving you the "feel" of living in a huge world because of limitations. No need to do that again since they managed to beat technical limitations.
They could go a strictly dungeons oriented game but the risk would be to find ourselves with a gritty inferior dark souls zelda game...

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>>173659332
I knooooow! I hate it! But apparently people in this thread hate that opinion. Muh 'moving away from the green tunic'.

Honestly, the Hylian tunic looks better anyways.

Is there any other clothing for warmth besides the Warm Doublet and the Snowquill Trousers?

>>173659120
E3 is going to have the info

>>173659713

The Sun-Monkey Armour

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oh baby

>>173659713
in birbs village

>>173659619
>gritty inferior dark souls zelda game...
i'd be all for that, honestly.
add a bunch of new enemies and dungeons, use most of the old assets too, i'd play the shit out of it

>barrier skip in WWHD
>runners actually able to recreate it now

Oh boy time for real twitch hours

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I want to get BotW working on Cemu just so I can get some HD loli screenshots

>>173659619
It's not like dungeons have to be linear puzzle marathons. They can be like Hyrule Castle, huge open areas that fit seamlessly into the overworld.

>>173651824
Okay Sasam.

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What's the best dye layout for the climber's set?

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>Flaming red hair
>Curved delts
>Pronounced abs
>Wide hips
>Outright provocative swinging gait
>Eyes that see right into your lewdest thoughts

Lolis have NO right to be this sexy. It's making me thing funny thoughts.

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>>173661318
>12 years old

>>173661557
Is she? Do they say her age in-game?

>>173661791
How fast do you think they grow into 8 foot tall amazons? Link is a manlet but he's still taller than her

>change wii u resolution to 720p
>game looks noticeably better now

Does the wii u just upscale like shit or something?

>>173662356
She'll grow much taller than that, she's royalty. 12 feet tall minimum.

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I'M GOING TO FUCK THIS SWORD

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I am trying to get thirteen hearts so I can get that master sword since it seems like it'll help me through the rest of the main story. Can someone please mark the locations of these shrines for me? I am getting tired of endlessly walking around this gorgeous landscape without any payoffs. I currently have eight hearts so I figured I might as well clear this area before attempting to go back to Death Mountain.

>>173664580
Use your shrine sensor and look for places that look like there should be something. There's like, 3 or 4 around the Floria falls area.

>>173664580
One of them is up high, listen for some familiar music

>>173664580
Completely unnecessary. There are much stronger swords.

>>173664795
But those swords break.

>>173664718
I am listening to them and I keep thinking they are up on cliffs yet when I climb them I don't see shit.

>>173664791
It's not the one on a mountain top to the North of Mount Floria, is it?

>>173664925
Carry more than 1 of them.

>>173664925
No, it's still south of where you are on that map, but still at the top of the waterfalls. You'll know you're close when you hear the music

>>173660732

crimson bandanna, navy shirt, white or black pants

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>>173661318
How did I only just notice that she's sitting in the equivalent of a booster seat for toddlers?

>>173664925
Have you tried behind the waterfalls?

Also there's one in plain sight, but encased in some sort of rock. I'll let you try to figure it out for a while.

>>173666480
Are you referring to the one near the stable? I got that one. No, I have not tried looking behind waterfalls.

>>173666574
Just found the one behind the waterfall.

>>173666574
No, there's one encased in rock. Look for a shrine-shaped stone formation at the top of the shrines. I think there's a shrine quest for that one, actually, from the lookout at the stable.

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Is Breath of the Wild the Dark Souls of video games?

>>173667659
Little bit of Dark Souls, little bit of Shadow of the Colossus, little bit of Zelda...

It's the a-lot-of-things of video games.

Finished the map. Now to resume the game. So many locations. Hell maybe I'll do the korok sidequest

>>173651041
Sword beam fires perfectly centered with the crosshair for me, not sure how this webm even happened

>>173668630
>Hell maybe I'll do the korok sidequest

Hope you mean finding hestu and not collecting all Korok seeds

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Eventide Island makes me nostalgic for the beginning of the game.

Remember when you were vulnerable and had to scavenge for everything, instead of having your whole inventory filled with OP weapons all the time?
Remember when you had to savor every single arrow, instead of constantly having 75+ of every flavor?
Remember when you had a shield that broke, instead of the Hylian "can stand in front of a Guardian firing at you for five minutes and not break" Shield?
Remember when Guardians were scary instead of parry practice?
Remember when you got one-hit-killed by almost everything, instead of having upgraded armor that protects you that protects you from anything smaller than a Lynel, 2 or maybe even 3 rows of hearts, Mipha's Grace in case you get killed, fairies in case you get killed again, etc.

I just kinda miss how the game forced you to play smart. You had to pick your battles. "They've got a Moblin with them, can I really handle that?" But now even Silver Lynels are getting easy.

>>173670559
start a new game, set limits

>>173670559
I remember all that because I'm currently playing on a second profile that's in hyrule castle with no gear or divine beasts

this fucking white lynel is harder than ganon

>>173670559
I hope the new Hard mode has a timer function, like "Defeat Ganon before the rise of the first Blood Moon", in addition to some other difficulty bumps. It'd keep the player from advancing much beyond that "everything is potentially lethal" phase, it'd have great replay value in the number of ways you could prepare for the final battle, and it'd be short enough to bear replaying as well.

>>173671051
I just want a blood moon that turns the next day into an eclipse or something, where every enemy gets ridiculous buffs but they also drop better weapons.

>>173671051
> "Defeat Ganon before the rise of the first Blood Moon"

That's a terrible idea because it's completely random

>>173670559
Sometimes I like to not shower for a week and then give my genitals and anus a good blast with gold bond spray and enjoy the pain and pleasure wrapped into one and walking around all day long smelling like ass and medicated peppermint.

But seriously welcome to Open World video games, where it goes 1 to 10 really fast like the great fairies

>>173670559
>Trying to damage the Hinox with bomb barrels, bomb rune, and boulders
>Fighting the Bokoblin's on the shore to get a weapon.
>Flurry rush the fort, getting the Bow
>Start climbing the the mountain.
>Bokoblin fires a single arrow at me before fogetting what he was doing.
>Sneak to said arrow and use it take out the Bokoblin on the tower
>Sneaking around and picking them off.
>Finally took out the Moblin.
>Fighting the Hinox using only the Moblin's sword, sheild, and a ton of baked bananas
Best moment in the game.

>>173670559
>threw a lynel crusher before landing
>wipe out island
>take orb
>move on with game

>>173653141
How do Gerudos exist as a race when they can only give birth to women? Wouldn't they get bred out of existence? Or are they not so much a race, and more a birth defect like dwarfism?

>>173671303
Then put it the Blood Moon on a timer of a week or two. Maybe have the sky get a little more apocalyptic with every passing day, like on the upper floors of Hyrule Castle. Ganon could get stronger the longer you take to fight him.

>>173670559
>tfw Breath of the Wild is more like Morrowind than the actual Elder Scrolls games that came after it

>>173671856
spearfags get out

>>173671520
They're forced to breed with Hylian men to reproduce, which is why getting a husband is so important in their culture

I want to play the story line before the main quest where I failed, it seems like it'd be kick ass.

>>173672617
The course events seems to be pretty barebones. You're escorting Zelda away from Central Hyrule, you defend Hateno Fort for a while, then you get killed. Doesn't really seem too compelling imo

>>173672705
Did they actually make it to Hyrule Castle, or did they get driven back to Fort Hateno without even facing Ganon? I'd have expected them to at least include a memory of the previous encounter with Ganon if there'd been one.

>>173672589
I get that part, but then how do they still exist as a race if they can only breed outside of it? It looks more like a freakish heritable birth defect to me.

They seem to inherit the skin color of their father, but keep their red hair and athletic body. This kind of implies that Gerudos can have sub-races -- White, black, brown, and yellow Gerudos are all possible. Does this actually make them some new species?

>>173672990
For me this is just one of those video game things that I just accept, but I suppose if their genetics are similar enough to Hylians to reproduce with them, it's possible that they're just a heavily mutated subset of Hylians.

>>173672617
I'm going to be disappointed if the cave of trials or hard mode doesn't have a fight with 3 silver lynels

>>173672990
Magic dominant genes.

>>173642975
curry

Is anyone else who is using the Switch actually used to the controller grip for the joycons?

>>173643976
To rever the Golden Goddesses and honor them by cherishing their beautiful creations.

Let us pray.

Has there been a 100% or all koroks speedrun yet?

>>173673808
/lozg/ is a Hylia worshipping general

>>173673867
They're still routing

But given how 120 shrines run is about 11 hours right now, 100% is going to be ridiculous and not really optimized ever. Just focus on any%, All Dungeons and All Main Quests

Why does it seem like in the past 3-4 days there's been a really sharp decrease in activity in /lozg/? It seems like the easiest explanation is that people have simply lost interest, but I'd love to hear what y'all think

Is the Forest Dragon that long serpent thing that spews electricity?

>>173674034
It's a game with not much post game

No NG+ or anything like that. No pvp, no way of doing weapon specific runs, or not quite an RPG system to do magic/dex/str/etc runs.

So after a while we run out of things to talk about.

>>173674034
Last week or the week before that was spring break for colleges.

>>173674007
I just want to know which runner is going to be dumb enough to do it

my money is on venick

>>173673897
That's heresy, brother. Did the Sheikah get you too?

>>173674350
jarvitz

>>173674350
Let's guess how long an all korok run takes
I'd say around 65 hours

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>Going shopping
>See this
>Sudden desire to break everything
I've been playing Zelda games too long, this is not healthy.

>scan amiibo for 4hours
>twilight bow hasn't dropped
send help

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What better way to end the day?

>>173674007
100% will be the meme category that will only ever have 2 completed runs, both by the same person. Kinda like how no one besides Werster ever does full Pokemon Stadium runs.

>>173647784
Spla2n looks good and there are a few other games that will be worth having on Switch

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>>173642372
>tfw still waiting on cemu AMD fix before you play BOTW ;_;7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKYT_wHuFY

>>173674986
Fast RMX worth it?

>>173672990
Fantasy/jew race rules
The child is the same race as the mother

>>173675116
This is the first I've heard of it. I have no idea.

>>173675697
It's a F-Zero-esque racing game. Looks alright, and has a low price point, but I don't have a Switch so I don't know much else

>Great Fairy upgrades remove the cute blurbs
Uninstalling.

>>173675763
Yeah, I saw it in the Switch trailer at the presentation a million years ago and I'm like "bitch that was fucking F-Zero" and all my friends were like "nuh uh" so I called them all faggots then I completely forgot about it.

There is a Nintendo direct set for later this week which will hype up ARMS and Squid Game 2: The Quickening. Kinda doubt that they will say much about any other planned games that might be worth getting for the Switch.

>>173675954
I'm pretty hype for ARMS honestly, if they can sell me on it completely it might be the reason for me to get a Switch.

>>173676030
Arms looks good but my fighting game friends are all not excited about it, which is bumming me out

>>173676107
It's a weird game. It almost looks more like a third-person shooter with blocking and grabs.

>>173675954
I have a feeling they might reveal the designs for the second wave of anniversary amiibo that we've already spoiled for ourselves (MM, TP, SS)

>>173676107
It's not really a fighting game though. At least not in the traditional sense when you think of SF, Tekken, KoF, etc. I'm not surprised they're not excited for it if they're treating it as one.

I'd say make your own decision. I love fighting games to but trying to compare Arms to them is downright silly.

>>173677848
It seems fun with joy cons but I'm not spending $100 to have a second set of joy cons.
I'd rather get a pro controller for less in that case

>>173679316
What do you need two pairs of joycons for?

Also
>not already buying a Pro controller for Zelda
It's honestly a really nice controller.

>>173679461
Local multiplayer?
I hear the pro is good, and it must be because it's sold out everywhere around here.

I'm just gonna admit it: breath of the wild is too fucking difficult for me. I'm constantly getting one-shot out of nowhere. Random beams of ice from the sky, bomb arrow from a regular bokoblin, octorock shooting outta the earth from apparently nothing. It feels like soft-open world padding type stuff. Whatever it's called. Is there an area I can go to that isn't filled with instant death? This is getting overly frustrating.

>>173679521
>Local multiplayer?
I'm not even sure how local multiplayer is meant to work with Arms. Isn't the whole idea that you're sitting directly behind your character in 3rd person and controlling their arms? That doesn't work with two people, split screen or otherwise.

Don't your friends own Switches, anon?

>>173679603
Upgrade your armour if you haven't already, it makes a huge difference in the early stages of the game. If you've already done that, stack more defense with food, and generally cook lots of food as use it to buff yourself.

>>173679603
just give up

>>173679747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8FTG5lwR1Q
Seems to work just fine. If you have a big-ass screen both of you can stand in front of.

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What was this scene trying to convey?

>>173679603
Early game encounters can easily overwhelm you if you try to just jump right into them.
Enemies often hang out with explosives that you should try to set off first to soften them up.

>>173679881
How dark and mature Twilight Princess is, not like that kiddy shit Wind Waker

>>173679603
find a fairy fountain and pick up some fairies

they work like bottled fairies in the older games, giving you instakill protection

>>173680047
If you haven't found any, they sometimes come out of the grass when you cut it provided you don't have any on you.

The BotW Stage for smash is just Bridge of Eldin reskinned to the BotW version of it.

>>173680401
that's not annoying enough for smash

it'll be the forgotten temple, complete with guardians

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Why aren't you playing this GOTY on Cemu?

>1080p (4k if you have you want)
>30fps solid (only dips in villages, like the Switch/Wii U versions)
>No real glitches (Camera doesn't work)

>>173680591
My toaster can barely handle Dolphin

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>>173661791

they don't but it's considered the most likely age by the fans

>>173661318

which is why Zelda's in for a battle when Link returns the helm to an older Riju. She'd better accompany him and make it a full blown diplomatic mission

>>173680473
To be honest, there's so much to represent from BotW, they'd probably just do a touring stage that flies around to various impressive vistas.

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I want to befucked by Urbosa.

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>>173671520
>>173672990

>How do Gerudos exist as a race when they can only give birth to women?

They take husbands from other compatible races

>Wouldn't they get bred out of existence?

Their genes seem to be dominant and if the design change can be put down to years of breeding with Hylians only mildly affected by millenia of interacial relationships

>Or are they not so much a race, and more a birth defect like dwarfism?

Likely theory is it's magic, Probably the gods playing a joke as per usual

>They seem to inherit the skin color of their father, but keep their red hair and athletic body. This kind of implies that Gerudos can have sub-races -- White, black, brown, and yellow Gerudos are all possible. Does this actually make them some new species?

had a theory on this but I was told I was spouting bollocks. Either which way I think it looks better for the Gerudo fathers to make some kind of appearance because the pussy might be great but if none of your children look like you you start to ask questions

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>>173681084
>eight (8) feet tall
>only
H-how tall do gerudos get?

>>173681084
How much Gerudo pussy would Sidon get considering he's the only one tall enough to match them

I love the attention to detail in this game.
Before the last memory with Princess Zelda, if you took a photo of Impa's wall to help you find the memory, Link holds up the Sheikah Slate when looking at the memory, and the picture you took comes up, like he did with previous ones. He doesn't do this if you didn't take a picture.

>>173681084
I'm more curious as to how raising Gerudo children works. Because we see plenty of young Gerudo in Gerudo town, but no men are allowed to live there. Do the women take the children and leave their husbands to move back home and raise them alone? That seems kind of sad and distant.

>>173681675
I honestly thought you couldn't find it without the picture, because I walked around Fort Hateno for like half an hour, then realized I hadn't taken a picture, and once I came back after taking one, I found it in 2 seconds.

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>>173681375

A quick Google says Ganondorf is officially 7'6 but 9'2 based on extrapolating of Link's height

I don't think Ganondorf would be the same height or shorter than a Gerudo woman so I'd say that's as tall as they get

>>173681601

Despite showing lust both ways we still have no evidence of viable offspring being produced. I can see that being an obstacle to Gerudo attraction

>>173670559
I remembered I went to island in the early of game (like right after I obtained Mipha's Grace, which was my first divine beast). Oh man, that was tough, but I am glad that island prepared me well enough for the remaining divine beasts.

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>>173681683

From what I can see Gerudo work hard, almost non-stop. One of the shopkeepers even mentions how she rarely sees her husband due to the hours she keeps in a city that never sleeps. The old lady with two little girls with her is their grandmother and she's looking after them because her daughter is working stupidly hard. The fruit seller though has a kid but makes no mention of where her husband is or anything of that nature. The final one is staying with her much older sister doesn't seem unreasonable her mother left her there as she either travels the world or does business.

So basically it seems Gerudo just bring their children with them when they work in Town rather than leave them with their husbands. Now where the headcanon comes in is these kids grow up and stay in Gerudo rather than go to their fathers lands.

>>173656394
I was actually planning on drawing Zelda getting tentacle'd by some Ganon Malice Goop, eventually.

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So can someone tell me if it's possible for there to be half-Hylian/half-Zora children?

I wonder if Link and Mipha would have been good parents. But I don't think Zora have genitals or something

>>173656230
>Black Girl Zora Guard training with her spear
>Swing my sword at her
>She smacks me with her spear in retaliation and knocks me off the platform in to the water.

Game still has some surprises.

two things discourage regen strategies:
fast native hp regen and mp regen
free and fast teleport to base

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>>173683191
Sharks can have have children without males and produce mini clones of themselves, so you can literally have your wife's daughter

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>>173683380
>>173683191
Post more cute pictures of Mipha

>>173648515
>>173647906
They're all easy, I can't believe how retarded some of you are to not understand the star shrine.
>o-overthinking it
lmao

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So did Mipha and Link love each other? I'd assume that if Mipha made the armor for Link, being childhood friends, and the fact that the innkeeper said that Link chose Mipha over her that indicates that Link, before memory wipe, loved Mipha and intended on marrying her

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>>173683467
alright

So I was unaware that there was Zelda DLC incoming, but does anyone think that there might be something relating to Mipha and the Zora in it? Zelda specifically mentions that Vah Ruta is fucked up and that they should console the King about Mipha's death.

I feel like they're tuning it to bring her back or some shit seeing as she's massively popular with a lot of people

>>173680591
>>No real glitches
hm hm

>>173652169
>in love with Link
I must have missed this journal, I only found her diary and her lab notes.
Where is the one where she says she loves Link?

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>>173683467
I have a lot of fish to post

>>173683895
>Childhood friend
>Fiancee
>Pure love
>Warrior and healer
>Princess
>Monster girl

Fucking christ Nintendo, can't you give me a happy ending for once? You better bring her back for the DLC or I'll go there and tell my uncle who works there to bring you down

>>173683895

At least post some alive fish waifus and I don't mean the "legal" lolis

>>173683972

Seeing as these threads have become hard facts gheneralls I'm going to ask for some backing for some of those:
>Fiancee

Didn't even propose just made the suit without consulting him

>Pure love

One sided. I believe we call that infatuation

I'm happy to change my mind if you can show me some reciprocity and Link telling a tourist the name of a statue isn't enough

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>>173683972
Because you can't protect the smiles of the ones you love

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>>173684106
>He doesn't know

>>173684148

Educate me then

>>173684106
There isn't any, they just make this stuff up to suit their own headcanon.
Not even Zelda says she loves Link.

>>173683552
It's pretty vague on whether Link reciprocated her feelings or not. They obviously spent a lot of time together, however the majority of the Zora town had no idea Link was an important person in her eyes and instead thought he left her for dead 100 years ago.

The armour was likely worked on and kept in secret. Zelda's diary suggests Link has a tendency to bottle his own emotions and keep everything to himself, so it's ambiguous as to whether he himself leant towards Mipha or Zelda at the time. This is intentional, by the way.

>>173684503
>Nintendo intentionally makes vague hints to Zelda or Mipha or even Paya so waifuwars can go on and people will buy DLC featuring waifus

Sasuga Japan

>>173684503
>likely
The King literally said it is. Even Muzu, the guy in charge of looking after her, had no idea.

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>>173684106
Aside from the fact that he chose Mipha over another fish there isn't really a lot, but considering that link spent enough time in Zora's Domain to teach someone sword-fighting etc means he spent a while there

>>173684808

never said there wasn't backing for childhood friend I just don't think there's any evidence to suggest it was a reciprocated romance. Heck I think Mipha's feeling were a new development seeing as the way she discusses their past relationship Link has been away for a noticeable amount of time and she was hoping to spend more time with him and then eventually propose. Absence truly makes the heart grow fonder

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Personally I prefer best champion.

>>173684808

How does Mipha's pussy smell like?

>>173685032
Revali stop self posting, go back to being dead you asshole

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>>173685032

A good scout but if you want shit done you need Urbosa

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>>173685032
Pic not related?

>>173684808
>he chose Mipha over another fish
Are you autistic?

>>173685328
Are you?

She says that she made you pick between her or Mipha, then married the other guy before apologizing for making you pick

>>173685609
It's a joke line, she runs the inn. I'm sorry you couldn't tell.

>>173685106

I hate the fact we only get a few bits of concept art. I'd really like to see art of all the races, their architecture and all major characters not just champions as we've gotten so far.

>>173685609
>this is what he bases his entire theory that Link is heavily involved in Zora's domain and knew about Mipha's proposal on

wew

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>Iron Sledgehammer with +19 extra damage

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Holy shit, how awful is the Wii U version?

I was playing Cemu early today and I get a pretty constant 20fps (in the most intensive areas) with the lower intensity areas keeping a solid 30fps.

Playing on my m8s Wii U and it feels far choppier than even the Cemu version without the benefits (4k texture packs etc).

How the FUCK can ANYONE play on Wii U?

>>173685705
I said there wasn't a lot to show Link reciprocated Mipha's feeling and there isn't however there is quite a lot that shows Link was in Zora's Domain a lot

>>173686034
you're getting confused by the fact that zora live longer than any other race, so remember him

>>173685967
>and it feels far choppier
I'm at a constant 30 fps except in some areas like korok forest. Don't know what you're on about.
Are you sure your friend installed the latest patch ?

>>173685967
(You)

>>173685967
What spear is that? Where to get?

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>>173685967
Wii U version is just as playavble as the Switch version, for whatever that counts.

>>173685967
Wii U has no framerate issue, what are you on about?

>>173686707
Sheikah racial spear, monsters around kakariko.

>>173686743
I really hope Switch gets a MonHun game.

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>>173686651
>>173686743
>>173686747

>spot the salty Wii U fags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6NkNgI1ssw

1.11 version

It's choppy as fuck and running at 720p

That's embarrassing. Cemu version is officially the second best version (THE best version if you have a good CPU that can keep a constant 30fps @ 4k)

PC wins again

>>173686936
>I enjoy not using runes

>>173686936
He has to use a framerate monitor otherwise he wouldn't know what the framerate was.
Shows how much it matters.

>>173686936
>>spot the salty Wii U fags
it works on my machine, m8.

BotW Zelda for Smash 5witch
Daruk's Protection reskin for Nayru's Love
Revali's Gale reskin for Farore's Wind
Urbosa's Fury reskin for Din's Fire
Mipha's Grace is a heal/buff like Deep Breathing.

>>173687368
Why would you give the champion abilities to Zelda? She doesn't deserve them.

>>173687419
They're her Champions, and Link would be too busy using spinslash, boomerang, bomb rune and bow.

>>173687471
They're Hyrule's champions, and they never gave their abilities to that failure of a princess.

Here's a better idea for Smash Zelda - no attacks except Goddess Powers for a smash attack except it only has a 2% success rate.

>>173687368
Sounds like shit.

>>173687884
Well, Zelda was always a pretty low tier character to begin with anyway.

>>173687368
Wouldn't it be 5mash?

>>173687987
sma5h

I can't think of a single fleshed out character or even an npc that has their own arc in BotW.
They're all 2 dimensional nobodies.

>>173687092

>not using runes

Fixed

>>173688828
Well, it's an open world game.
The story and character is terrible because all the work goes into making the world big.

>>173679603
G I T G U D
cook stuff and upgrade. abuse the mid-air slow motion mechanic. change area if you're stuck. heart containers > stamina until you're comfortable. you can do it!

>>173688989
>70% of the game is Korok seeds

>>173688828
Zelda herself

>>173688828
>I can't think of a single fleshed out character or even an npc that has their own arc in a zelda game

>>173688828
Hudson is the only one.
He starts as a lowly builder and works his way up to become mayor of a multicultural town he built with a smoking hot wife.

>>173689190
Ganondorf and Zelda usually do, at least for mainline games. Other characters tend to too, TP and WW is full of them. OoT also had character progression for most NPCs.
In BotW this doesn't happen; even the Champaions are nobodies.

>>173687092
But every rune is fixed already.

Except the camera who doesn't save the image but it does count on quests.

>>173689351
It's hard to be someone when you've been dead for a 100 years.

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>>173683754
Zelda never outright says she's in love with Link. She ALMOST tells the Deku Tree she is, but gets cut off. The diaries show her thoughts about Link, some of her perspectives on the memories, and shows how she and Link started to confide in and trust each other.

It's Kass that outright says Zelda loves Link

>>173689393
CEMU BotW is literally unfinishable.

>>173689460
Why did they translate Kashima or whatever his japn name is to Kass.

>>173689460
>she ALMOST tells the Deku Tree

Does she? What insider knowledge do you have that that's what she was going to say?
Kass doesn't even say she loves him, unless you linked the wrong image?

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>>173689525
Is English not your first language? Do you not know what "only had eyes for" means?

Anyway, here.

>>173689521
It's just short for Kasshiwa.
Like how K.K. is short for Totakeke

>>173689603
I don't think he uses the word love though, which is what you claimed...
And on top of that, this is third hand information from Kass. It's never shown that Zelda says she loves Link.

>>173689603
Is English YOUR first language? Her love for a soldier doesn't mean she loved him. A monarch's love for her subjects is not the same as romantic love for a lover.

>>173689615
>It's just short for Kasshiwa.
People literally can't remember names longer than 2 syllabes ?

>>173689731
are you autistic? do you not know what a nickname is? do you not understand that japanese names don't make sense in english?

>>173689768
They kept it in german and other languages tho

>>173689818
Non-English translations aren't as well localized.

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>>173689923
>Non-English translations aren't as well localized.

>>173689818
>lazy direct translation

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Best Hylian Girl

>>173690289
What was her endgame?
Is she of any relevance at all?

>>173690423

Making you waste resources or avoid wasting resources to learn what doesn't work was the game reason. Lore wise I think she wants to make the ultimate meals

>>173642975
5 bananas

>>173690564
If that's true, wouldn't it have been easier to put her somewhere early game instead of some mountain in the middle of nowhere?

>>173690635
t. Master Kohga

>>173683497
It took me so long to realise there was even a pattern on the far wall. I kept walking back out of the shrine to look at the sky.

>>173690649

I never considered throwing nothing but Monster Parts in a pot and what it would produce but talking to her I can see why someone might have tried it

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what is the best speed boost recipe?

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Well have you, /lozg/?

>>173690960
>Purah in the village
What. I thought she was a shut in.

>>173689716
Yeah I bet the 18 year old only loved link as a servant. She wanted to get to know him better too because she loved him as a servant so much.

>>173690960

how do you get her outside her lab?

>>173690998
Yes. I want to live there as a cute vai.

>>173691056
There's no proof she had romantic feelings for Link.

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>>173691032
>>173691071
Takes a lot of time to move her long distances, like about 40mins to Hateno. She actually does respond to enemies and I think voices when you clear enemies from near her are not heard any other time

Just sprint towards her to push her backwards, while she's on the stool sprint from the table, can't be too close or she won't bump. Sometimes she won't move properly, talk to her from the opposite direction you want to move her towards. Certain animation she does prevents her being pushed back, that seems to happen if try to push her to bad spots, happens often on the way to her room, can just talk to make her stop moving. You can put an object on her walking path like a metal door to make her stop walking. On Hateno side this is where her walking AI stops.

>>173688828
Dorian

>>173691139
>I've never been in a relationship in my life
That's okay Anon one day you'll recognize the signs of love

>>173691169
she's happy

>>173691262
Is that your response? No actual evidence just a weak insult? Fascinating.

>>173691314
>If it doesn't say "I love link" then she doesn't love link
Are you the retard that thought she wanted link to kill himself.

>>173689351
That's because BotW specifically puts less focus on them and more on the world itself. The entirety of BotW's story happened 100 years ago, you're essentially just cleaning up. That's entirely the point - they didn't want to pressure the player into clearing the story but rather taking the game at their own pace and doing what they wanted. Games like TP and WW have more developed characters as a direct result of having a more focused plot and tighter narrative.

OoT also had the benefit of jumping only 7 years between its timelines, which essentially forces each character to develop between the two.

>>173691367
Is that a straw man now?
Show me the evidence. When does Zelda say she loves Link?

>>173690289
That fashion is heinous, apply yourself.

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>>173691169

Why are people doing this with Purah when Riju exists?

>>173691460
If you read her diary it is clear she develops feelings for link.

Do weapon types have hidden modifiers? For example, will a lynel sword with 98 att be flatout better than a lynel crusher with 78 att?

>>173691717
I've read them, neither have her saying she loves Link.
Where are you getting this?

>>173684547
Japan has collectively been doing this for decades to proven results. Nintendo has no exception.

Waifu wars bring a special brand of autism that keeps discussion healthy long past the expiry date of any given topic. Just look at this thread.

>>173691769
Can you really not tell?
No she does not explicitly say that she loves link but typically people don't
I'm not even insulting you at this point but are you actually autistic?
There's a bit of reading between the lines that needs to happen to understand her feelings

>>173691769
I'm not the guy you're talking to, but come on, guy.

>Kass flat out says it
>Mipha is going to tell her to try thinking of the person she loves to activate her powers before getting cut off
>Being able to use the Triforce activates to save Link

Zelda games aren't some deep look into the complexities of the human psyche, friend.