/lozg/ - The Legend of Zelda General

I wanna fuck Midna

Asking early for info on the new updates.

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So I'll ask this again:

Is it possible for a Hylian to impregnate a Zora? Could Link have made Mipha pregnant and have half-Zorian kids?

Hi

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I WANT TO FUCK FI

>>173749758
Of course it is. I've even seem someone give very compelling evidence that OOT Link ended up with Ruto.

>>173749765
Hello, anon.

>>173749379
kills arrow farming

Rank the springs in terms of most kino to least.

For me, its courage, wisdom, power

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>>173749957
check THIS out

https://discord.gg/bSy2r

Ask around for info on the new patch

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>>173749758
Seems like a crime against nature to me

>>173750141
Listen here you little shit.

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>>173750286
You don't know what it's like, you don't have a clue. If you did you'd find yourselves doing the same thing too. Breaking the law, breaking the law. Breaking the law, breaking the law.

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I WANT TO FUCK SIDON

I want to kiss that fish.

>More than one Lynel at a time would be ha-

https://youtu.be/BTX-mTPVGiI

>>173749379
moblin ragdoll lag not as bad

Do wooden mops do anything useful?

>>173750758
Yes they do. Thank you for asking.

>>173750628
Wait you can hold A to pick all items?

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>In the Korok forest
>Saria gets a beautiful lake spring named after her
>Mido gets a shitty swamp
Serves that dickface right.

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>Update 1.1.2 on Switch

I have this inescapable feeling that the game is running in native 1080p while docked now. It looks REALLY good and it's not like I didn't already log 200 hours in the game before 1.1.2 hit, so I'm pretty familiar with how the game looked before. I -really- think it's been improved. I bet Nintendo will brag about it tomorrow during the Nintendo Direct.

>>173751116
They're both pretty shitty

>>173750286
Don't worry Zelda, let him fall into depression and he's all yours

>>173751116
why is he wearing the hoverboots in the lost woods?

>>173749926
>very compelling evidence that OOT Link ended up with Ruto

interesting. do you remember any of his points?

>>173751545
I thought Ruto's dialogue when she awakens as a sage makes it clear that they don't.

>>173751545
Not enough of it.

>>173751803
Sage awakenings are at the adult ending of the game. Link doesn't even stay around for that.

>>173751947
Yeah, when he went back in time he went straight back to Zelda

The Hero's Shade from Twilight Princess has already been confirmed to be the ghost of OOT Link. So we know he grew up to be a Hylian knight, and a pretty accomplished one by the looks of it.

>>173749323
Shut up Link.

>>173749921
Shut up Scrapper.

>>173752037
MM Link more specifically.

>>173752030
They certainly meet before the children tattle on Ganondorf and Link leaves to Termina.

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>Find a Throwing Spear
>"Oh cool, a spear I can throw more a bunch of times?"
>Throw it
>Breaks on impact

>>173752225
All we know of Link does in between OoT and MM is that he hangs out with Zelda doing...something.

>>173752309
Whatever they did, they were children, so no shipping should apply.

>>173752307
>throw boomerang/giant boomerang
>hits a tree/rock/1° slope on the way back

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Would Mipha and Link be good parents to their hybrid Hylian-Zora kids?

>>173752307
But you threw it further!

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>>173752460
>starts sliding down a cliff

>>173752452
There is such a thing as childhood romance and the scene in MM with Zelda sure as hell suggests there was

>>173752549
Sure Anon. Sure.

>>173752549
No she's dead

>>173752606
In your shipper imagination maybe.

>>173752606
There may have been a childhood romance, but considering the facts regarding Hero's Shade, that's probably as far as they got

I'm not arguing for Link/Ruto though, I don't think that happened either

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>>173752596
>throw another boomerang
>by some miracle it actually makes it back to you
>miss the timing to catch it
>flies right off the cliff behind you

>Fucking trailing missions
>In Zelda
It doesn't help that this korok waddles as slowly as possible.

>>173753205
It's literally the easiest part of the game

>>173753321
It's fucking boring.

>>173753205
You can stand still on the start for two minutes then just run to the end.

>>173753435
This is irresponsible parenting.

I want more enemy types.

I want more enemies in tights

Did Link love Mipha? I know Mipha loved Link and with how much time they spent with each other and how that one Zorian talks about how Link chose Mipha over her says that he did love her.

Too bad he didn't even cry when he saw Mipha again

>>173753627
The Zorian you mention seems to be the key thing. She and Link and Mipha all knew each other, and knew each other well enough to have those kinds of interactions. It's not just a case of guessing if Link and Mipha were a pair, because in this case we have living Zora that saw it.

>>173753627
Mipha was pregnant when calamity ganon hit.

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>>173753923
I'm happy that third Zorian is happy. She definitely seems to be someone who was Mipha's best friend too. It was cute when she called you Linny after a long time.

Now I don't know if she's too amused that I hooked her daughter up with a human guy,

>>173753973
S-stop it. Don't make it any sadder that her salmon roe eggs carrying Mipha and Link's children got ruined

>>173753973
>As with a seahorse, Link is carrying Mipha's eggs around in his body.
>They went with him into stasis.
>Imagine his surprise when they eventually remind him by being born.

>>173754153
I forgot the nickname. Link must have spent all his off hours in Zora's domain.

What are some easy to miss Taluses?
Kilton says I have 3 left but I can't seem to find them. According to the interactive map (which has some slightly off markers btw) there's nowhere I haven't checked yet either.

>>173753627
There is no indication of how Link feels other than Paya speculating that he loves Zelda

>>173754472
Well I don't know if what I do counts for lore at all, but I love spending time in Zora's Domain since it's so beautiful. I love all the people there, even the racist old people

>>173754498
Paya is also a child who has no concept of what love is and is unaware she even loves Link.

>>173754310
>he then has to explain himself

>>173754498
The Zora give some pretty clear clues about Linny. Ignoring all the Zora dialog would require assuming that all Zora women just impulsively try to marry any hylean they see, even to the point of fighting about it with each other and impulsively making wedding garments. That's more of a Gerudo trait.

>>173754587
It's a pretty place, but dang there is nothing to do there.

Yfw the dlc hard mode included constant rain when not in the desert or mountains.

>>173754697
>Fish-pregnant Link in a Gerudo maternity outfit.

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>>173753205
>Tailing this piece of shit korok
>Crouching behind a tree and literally not moving at all
>Korok is maybe twelve feet away at best
>Suddenly everything goes white
>"Oh hey you got lost in the woods, Oaki brought you back"
WHAT.

>>173754832
So many people would complain. That's how you could tell rain was the right way to make it harder. Most people that want a hard mode are just wishing for things that play into their personal play strategy so that the game is still easy for them and not others. Only when they are all struggling can you know it is actually harder.

>>173754905
It's still the Lost Woods, you can't go too far from the path.

>>173755046
I WAS RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.

>>173755090
So you say, but why should we believe the word of a stalfos?

>>173755090
You have my sympathy. It's an annoying quest.

OST rip anon from the last ded thred coming in!

Here's the fixed Animal Master .mp3:
https://mega.nz/#!1Acj0LTB!KLTR8Rtz3MW3r5wD67U1EOmlJWpnSaV2rWMosqPd5VU

Here's the tool to make your own mp3 rips:
https://github.com/MrMysterio/Uwizard/tree/master/Uwizard

(Don't worry about all the .cs files, you don't need to compile anything. We only care about the ./Debug folder. Run the .exe and it's self-explanatory. The sound manager should be one of the tabs on top.)

I hope everyone is having a good night!!

>you can't photograph the Master Sword after you take it out the pedestal
>forced to buy it from Purah's jew assistant
wtf I hate nintendo now

>>173755381
you can take a selfie with it dumbass

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>>173755381
But that's wrong, idiot.

>>173755415
Ok I hadn't thought of that in all honesty, but I'm sure it looks like shit.
>>173755612
>Link takes 85% of the picture
>Master Sword tucked on the top and cut in half
I knew it looked like shit.

>>173755987
It's because the compendium crops your pictures.

>>173755987
>>173756109
It only needs to see enough to get a radar lock.

Is it possible to beat Ganon without the Master sword?

>>173756291
Yes

>>173756291
Yes it is.

>>173756291
I beat it with elemental and royal swords because honestly using the MS is full on bitch mode.
Once you know what you're doing it's piss easy.

The second "fight" is a complete joke though.

>>173756623
I did it with the Master Sword only because of cinematic feel, using only champion's tunic and hylian pants, no bow or shield either

Was good

>>173755009
So until it happens no climbing in areas that aren't desert or mountain challenge?
>>173756325
>>173756343
>>173756623
Looks like I have a new game once I'm finished.
Second question whats the weakest weapon?

>>173756623
Most Zelda end battles are easy in the games, if you've gone through the trouble of pumping Link's stats up. Last time I played OOT, I walked into the final battle with 20 hearts all running in half-damage mode, and a pocket full of bottled fairies. Didn't need a fraction of what I brought in with me. Kinda the point of the game is to build Link up enough to make Ganon dead.

>>173756994
Squeaky hammer

>>173756994
Well
Tree branches?
But even with a fully space upgraded inventory of branches, don't expect for a second they'll be enough to kill Ganon.

If you were a sheikah sage, what kind of shrine would you leave behind for the hero, and how would you be posed at the end of it?

>>173756994 >>173755009 >>173754832
I would go further. Thunderstorms everywhere, even the desert and mountains. You can still get lightning in the snow, I've been hit before. Raise the water level in lakes/rivers/beaches by half a foot to make shallows more challenging.

>>173757151
I won't even lie, I did go fight the fucker with 120 shrines beaten, and I did get Mipha'd once and ate a couple times because I was getting hit by everything like a jackass, but once I figured it was basically the 4 divine beasts combined it all got so much simpler.
After that, when he started glowing I got stumped and took more hits trying to figure out what to do, until it clicked after doing it to guardians so much.
From there on it was smooth sailing ez pz. If I were to fight him again I doubt I'd even need food because I know the patterns and the pseudo-puzzle in between I guess.

>>173752307
>that face she makes when she says "I'm embarrassed that you had to save me again"
cute!

Which one's the stable where Beedle sells Fireproof Lizards?

To be honest, that one Zora who calls Link Linny was prettier than Mipha. A lot of the generic Zora are better looking than Mipha in fact

>>173758137
I didn't Beedle sold them anywhere. I can usually get a whole mess for free under rocks in the Goron Mines. If you want pre-made elixir, talk to a horse wench at the foothill stable.

>>173758234
She's just older and fully developed now. They were probably the same size 100 years ago when they were both trying to taste Link's fish stick. If Mipha had lived, she's be fully developed now too. As royalty, shed probably be even bigger than her little brothers are.

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>tabantha rice
>goat butter
>one (1) hearty ingredient
Why is this allowed?
Almost any other meal is literally irrelevant and a waste. This shit needs a nerf tbqh family

is there anything wrong with wanting to fuck fish?

>>173757203
I think all tree branches might be possible, assuming you had a shield. Most phases have something you can reflect back at him. I believe the only time you'd need to actually swing the branch would be the first phase of Fireblight and the entirety of Thunderblight.

>>173758583
or just use one hearty ingredient

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I thought the Switch pictures would be higher res if it was docked?

>>173758621
Harkness test.

>>173758137
None. At the Foothill stable there is a woman walking around who sells the elixirs themselves.

Then again you can slap on your stealth suit and run (not sprint) up to lizards who are all over the damn place - take a pic of them and track them with the smartphone. You can easily get 5 or so before going on the mountain. toss in a few guts and jelly with them and you can have more than enough time to get to Goron City and buy boots or something.

>>173757159
>>173757203
I need to find out whats the bear minimum of damage and durability is needed to defeat ganon.
>>173757349
So no metal weapons or shields. Sound like a good challenge.
>>173758664
Is their a french dub?

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>>173758664
I mean, come on

>>173757217
I'd probably just be lazy and make it a blessing shrine

But then I'd get lucky and some fat ass goron would sit on the entrance terminal refusing to budge until Link brought some rock sirloin from across the map.

>>173758775
>I need to find out whats the bear minimum of damage and durability is needed to defeat ganon.

He takes a whole 1 point of damage from remote bombs. Feel free to spend ten hours flinging bombs at him.

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>>173758621
>Wanting a fish when you can have this

>>173758905
Nevermind my controller doesn't last that long.

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>>173758621
No.

>>173758775
>Is their a french dub?
Yes, but I suggest playing in Latam spanish if possible

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>>173758664
Nope.

>>173759027
How good are the various dubs? English can be kinda bad.

>>173759104
h-how

I'm twitch illiterate

Also wtf m8 how you find it?

What Amiibos do I need for the nostalgia sword?

>>173759026
In TP, the ugly face was the helmet their warriors wore.

Don't forget about the Tetraforce:
▲ ▲
▲ ▲

>>173759157
All an illusion.

>>173758930
They didn't even hold hands at the ending.

Shit ending I say.

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>>173759201

>>173758930
You must understand that normal humans don't get Link off anymore, why do you think he's into crossdressing now?

>korok village running smoothas fuck since todays patch
nintendo cares!

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>she was probably going to propose to Link right after the CG fight
Do you think he would have said yes?

>>173759274
I'm being serious though, I would like to save these pics in full res

>>173759415
no way fag

>>173759325
>Botw Zelda
>normal human

>>173759325
LoZ -> Hero of going it alone.
AoL -> Hero of fucking hard game.
LTTP -> Hero of bunnies.
OOT -> Hero of time.
WW -> Hero of the winds.
TP -> Hero of twilight
SS -> Hero with asthma and poor eyesight
BotW -> The Link with kinks.

>>173759415
I'd like to hope so.

What happens if you're riding a stalhorse when morning rolls around?

>>173759415
>Do you think he would have said yes?
He'd be down with it so long as she was open to his... conditions

>>173759471
It is just a nice rescale of the pic from above. Used a Waifu2x site to blow it up as large as it would go with sharp edges preserved, and then reduced it with GIMP to a more realistic output size.
http://waifu2x.me
I caution you, don't pollute your personal collection of pics with rescaled images, you will regret it.

Welp thanks to like 125 bananas and a blood moon I learned that you can only have 3 pages worth of foodstuffs

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I have 9 shrines left. How much Nintendo Fun™ am I depriving myself if I just use a map?

Also post NPC qts

>>173759520
The Stalhorse dies.
I think it's the usual dying while being ridden animation.

did the patch improve wii u performance or just switch?

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>>173759669
Oh yeah, I like that program but I thought Switch would save the pics in full res

Thanks

>>173759415
From all the evidence, probably so. Well, he would have at least nodded his head affirmatively.

>>173759698
Just do it, man. You are almost there and finding them is ganna be a bitch and all you want to do is for all this to be over so you can hit your backlog of 30+ games

>>173759757

Moblins don't almost crash my fucking game on Wii U anymore. I still get a little slowdown but it's a major improvement.

What are those four icons beneath the control oad for? The four guardians hace this number.

>>173759757
as a wii u player I notice things are smoother in korok forest and high forest areas and such

>>173759698
If you have gone this far, Link is already overpowered, so it isn't even about beating the game anymore. Just do whatever helps you finish your checklist.

wheres a good place to farm regular cores? out of the 8 or so guardians I kill I get sometimes one, or none.

>>173759921
I never had a problem on my Wii U to begin with. Maybe mine is just a faster unit.

>>173759996
hyrule castle town

>>173759996
Decayed guardians don't drop them. Stick to stalkers or turrets.

>>173758535
>We will never see fully grown Mipha

Why? DLC please solve this

>>173760129
Hyrule warriors 2 when?

>>173760121
I just beat the fuck out of the mobile ones.

do those flying ones drop them?

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.

>>173760301
>orange hair
>dark .. horse skin
ganon mount?

>>173760301

I'd like to see Zelda work that horse cock DESU

>>173759996
Do Major Tests of strength, feel like they have much higher drop rate

>>173760169
>Hyrule warriors
money grabbing shit. I'm still waiting for Darunia to make a dignified return

>>173760489
can you redo major tests of strength?

>>173760652
After a blood moon you can.

>>173754472
She calls him Linny
Probably why she lost, what sort of idiot thinks Linny is a good nickname

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>walking on mountain trail
>see this
What do you do?

>>173761383
YA HA HA

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>>173761330
she stood no chance against actual royalty

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Will we every get a proper 3D representation of the sacred realm?

I want to fuck Link's imouto.

I realized just now that the master sword has not run out of energy since it started glowing.

this normal or just super high durability?

>>173761992

Master sword loves fucking up guardians

>>173752307
Lonk is really orange in this game. Looks like President Orange, or some Jersey Shore cast member.

>>173761992
I've broken it against a guardian before, but I had been using it before I challenged the guardian. I've never broken it while fighting a guardian if I had it fresh.

>>173752307
What armor is that?
I'd assume soldier chestpiece but it looks weird.

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>>173761817
Wow, I forgot he even has a sister. But now that I remember her, Aryll a cute. I hope she has some role in the next game. Every harem needs a little sister.

>>173762174
looks like climbing shirt and soldier´s greaves

>>173762174
That is for sure the Climbing gear looking at the shoulders but with something in front of it

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>>173762219
>spoiler

>>173761675
The glory would drive us mere mortals insane

>There are people who actually think Link loved Mipha

Why the fuck would he care about some random fish people when their princess only had the hots for him because he was a hero? She didn't even ask him about making that Zora suit.

Literally, Link always exists to love Zelda. There is absolutely no evidence that Link ever loved Mipha or that he had any sort of special connection to the fish people.

>>173762394
>Link always exists to love Zelda
WRONG, you totally took the wrong message from Skyward Sword. In reality the takeaway there was that Zelda exists to love Link.
But Link loves fish in this game.
>only had the hots for him because he was a hero
They were childhood friends and such.

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>Thunderblight Ganon
>Doesn't stun you more easily

>Waterblight Ganon
>Doesn't slow down stamina regeneration

>Fireblight Ganon
>Doesn't actually set you on fire

>Windblight Ganon
>What the fuck

>>173762394

Pretty mean to lead on the fish the way he was

>>173762506
>But Link loves fish in this game.

No

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>>173762219
>>173762353
DELET THIS ARYLL IS THE MOST PURE CHARACTER IN THE SERIES

>>173762592
fuck you
We can agree to disagree on fish loving, but you cannot argue with me on Zelda existing to participate in the Linkbowl but not being guaranteed to win.

>tests of strengths respawn
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

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>>173762589
He wasn't. Mipha knew something was going on between Link and Zelda by the end.

So, the patch is just more fps?
Korok forest gives me no drops same as lanayru wetlands which gave me really low fps, specially if I tried to use magnesis, but I´m also playing undocked

>>173762684
Is that excitement
it sounds like excitement to me
Yeah, let's get fucking HYPE about this
>>173762696
She knew that Zelda loved Link too

>>173762743
both. was getting mad that cores were rare as fuck from mobile guardians, turrets and those trichopper plane things.

5/5 cores so far from major strength shrines. 3/3 guardian armor, a guardian weapon and atkx3 food fucks their shit up hard

>>173762696
Less that she thought that Link and Zelda were in love and more that she knew Zelda loved Link.

>>173762696

>let the fish stroke Link's arm while it goes on about how great it thinks Link is
>this somehow isn't leading on the fish, giving the fish false hope for sex

>>173762865
>false

>>173762589
>>173762506
>Childhood friends

I fail to see how this makes it more likely that Link ever loved Mipha at all. Just because they were childhood friends doesn't mean they wanted to smash. I doubt that Mipha even loved Link that way too. They were FRIENDS, not lovers.

Name one fucking part of this game where Mipha is shown to be a couple with Link. Oh right you can't.

It's called the Legend of ZELDA, not the Legend of MIPHA you fucking sperg. Fuck off with your dead fish wife

>>173762918

So Link pumped and dumped the fish?

So does anyone know if Mipha and Link were actually lovers? I recall Linny Girl says that Link chose Mipha over her in terms of affection

>>173762974
pretty much, he don't like to be tied down

>>173762951
>Just because they were childhood friends doesn't mean they wanted to smash.

t. someone who is completely unfamiliar with japanese culture

>>173762951
Yes, Zelda is the plot device the series is named after, she's not the romantic lead.
Fuck off with your autism of shipping the protagonists together.
>>173762974
>dumped
She died, anon. Please be respectful.

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>>173762506
>>173762589
>>173762865
>>173762743
>>173763052

Oh yeah, on top of that, SHE DOESN'T EVEN TELL LINK "I LOVE YOU" OR SOME SHIT WHEN YOU SAVE HER SOUL

Nice job fucking idiots.

>>173763113
>>173763052
>Muh Japanese culture
>Muh anime memes

Tell me what the fuck this weeaboo shit has to do with this game at all. Childhood friends means friends, nothing more and nothing less. Zelda has always been the main girl for Link since the first games, it's literally written into their destiny for them to get together.

Stop writing this fanfiction that Link ever loved this piece of dead sushi

>>173762865
She was healing him, and like she says right in that scene, she'd always do that when they were kids. There's not really a reason why he would think it was anything different until she weakly sorta kinda halfway asked him out

That scene also implies they don't see each other that often (the "maybe we can spend some time together" line) probably because Link is with Zelda 24/7

>>173763169
The Zora Armor is made for the one you want to be your husband

She literally wants Link's hylian dong

>>173763113
Zelda clearly is the romantic lead, the memories are all about their relationship

>>173763169
>he says, as he spews his headcanon
Damn son, some mighty autism we're being presented here.

I would watch a harem anime about Link, honestly

>>173749758
external fertilization possibly? Though, I remember shark has internal fertilization, not external. Who know, really.

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>>173762394

Time to never EVER forget who the true pairing in Ocarina of Time is

>the Lynel shields can cut grass
TECHNOLOGY

>>173763479
I sure am glad somebody else was paying attention when they played this game.

Does Link even have a functioning dick?

He's consistently pretty... genderless

On a scale of 1 to Zelda's Bedroom where would you say the Hylian Shield is?

>>173763498
You can attack with Lynel shields

>>173763726
1.5
it's pretty fucking down there
>>173763731
YEAH BUT I DIDN'T YOU COULD CUT GRASS WITH THEM

>>173763726
In terms of Hyrule Castle, -2.

>>173763726

Those dweebs in the stables keep egging you on to raid the castle. So do it.

>>173763726
About 0

>>173763726
docks, go from there.

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>>173762696
>>173762865
>>173762951
>>173762974
>>173763323
>>173763339
>Link's reaction reading these posts

Around what time does the Gerudo tower shadow pass over that shrine pedastal, I don't want to sit her all damn day waiting.

>>173764340
Well surely you know how shadows work.

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neat

>>173764387
Yes, and surely you know how the movement of the sun and moon work, meaning the shadow circles all around depending on the time.

Anything miss able in breathe of the wild?

>>173763479
Waht fucking proof of this was there

>>173764448
A shitload of things

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>Mipha talks about how she wants to see her father one last time
>Everyone in Zora's Domain talks about wanting to see the princess again
>Loves and wants to marry Link
>Zelda talks about how Vah Ruta is the only Guardian that's still fucked up
>Zelda talks about visiting Zora's Domain to talk to the King

A-are we getting Mipha back alive in DLC? Please let this be true

>>173751545
Malon is canon.

>>173764448
permanently missable? no

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>>173764474

>>173764448
I've heard that people have trouble buying Kohga's compendium entry if you miss out on taking a picture of him at his hideout. Other than that, no.

>>173764448
when you finish a divine beast it tells you that you will not be able to return inside it, so yeah. nothing super important.

oh and pictures of one time bosses

>>173758357
>>173758727
I bought a couple from him but I can't remember where, that's the only way to find them outside Goron City and its surroundings.

>>173761675
DLC
D
L
C

>>173764616
Is that where the Chateau Romani comes from?

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>Everyone ignoring that Zelda is canonically Link's lover in all timelines
>Somehow equates to fucking a fish

Delusion. Paya is better anyways

>>173764474
Link literally dreams about Malon's tits and pressing his face into them

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>>173762951
>Just because they were childhood friends doesn't mean they wanted to smash.

How wrong can you possibly be, dongmonger?

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>>173765002
>Zelda is canonically Link's lover in all timelines

>>173765002
>missing the point this hard in Skyward Sword
Zelda is canonically born to play the Linkbowl. That was the whole point of Hylia incarnating into a mortal bloodline repeatedly, so that she could play the Linkbowl forever. This doesn't mean that Link and Zelda are fated to be lovers forever every cycle.

>>173764448
If you take a shitty picture of a non-final boss, you'll never get to take a better one.

>>173733210
anyone got the rest of the lessons saved/available? I never bothered saving them.

Anybody getting it?

https://www.amazon.com/Legend-Zelda-Breath-Complete-Official/dp/1911015214

>>173765002
Explain TP.

>Talk to Zora who had crush on link when she was younger
>Talks about Linny
>Talk to her husband
>He's jealous and tries to assert himself by telling him that they were childhood friends and got married
>Can't say shit

Feels good

>>173765165
I mean, there are only three timelines and it only has to happen once per timeline to fit their wording. SS happened in all three timelines anyway, so they're not technically wrong.

>Best Zelda

Skyward Sword

>Worst Zelda

Breath of the wild

This is an irrefutable fact

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>>173765779
All Zeldas are great, even TP

Except for OoT Zelda. She fucking ruined Link's life and doomed one or two timelines with her stupidity

Being sheik doesn't help her enough

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No amount of waifu wars will ever change the fact that BotW best girl is, and always will be, Jules

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Link just catching up with a married woman

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Do you mind girls with tattoos?

>>173766183
yes, fucking disgusting

>>173766035
Jules is obviously the best, as you've stated, but have you considered Ivee, Koyin, and Jana?

It's odd to see the adult timeline being parallel to the downfall timeline. One is flooded with technology and the other is in ruins.

>Some NPCs don't understand what a picture is and assume the images in the sheikah slate are just really good drawings
>Other characters don't even second guess it and recognize that they are pictures
Do cameras exist in this time period or not? They had cameras in Wind Waker, and honestly the idea of the camera is not such modern technological advancement that it wouldn't fit in this world.

>never use voe gear
>never use radiant gear
>never use rubber gear
>never use hylian gear
>never use flamebreaker hat/chest
>never use champions

why did i upgrade these all to level 4

>>173766269
The world is bigger to them than it is to you

Be aware that what you find is a few mins of travel on horse, it's a day or half to them

Towns are spread far enough that trade and communications can take several days

Not everyone ventures outside their own town

It's been 100 years since the calamity

There's plenty of time for some people to forget stuff that doesn't seem to exist anymore, or for the old people to have never taught them about it because why the fuck would they

>>173766183
I always see 3DPD girls with disgusting looking tattoos but Paya's look elegant

>>173766267
>Ivee
Finally, somebody else with a true patrician taste

>>173766409
You know what, that's a really good answer. I was only thinking about it in terms of video game settings and not real world lore. That actually makes sense.

dragons used to creep me out but now they are just for farming

>>173766790
I remember seeing one in the distance for the first time and thinking "I can't wait until I am strong enough to fight that."
Little did I know that time would never come.

>>173766790
>dragons used to creep me out

>Not being in awe of their majesty
>Not wanting to find the dragon balls and have Shenron grant you a wish

>>173766627

Open world games in general require some suspension of disbelief as far as the scale of the world goes. BotW just manages get away with it. It only really fails when there are massive changes in temperature when you cross an arbitrary border.

Though a great game in every other way, one example of a game that I think absolutely fails in its physical sense of scale is New Vegas- from the strip it's a five minute jog into snowy mountains or the Hoover dam, which is a good 30 miles away from the city in the real world.

>>173767001

>being in awe of creatures that only exist to pick off pieces of their skin for armor upgrades

>>173767091
>Not being in DRAGON DRAGON, ROCK THE DRAGON

So I just learned you can pick up Pebblets

Where does Nydra spawn in the evening?

>>173767231
if you carry them around long enough they pop
if you throw them they pop
if you drop them they pop

>>173767231
Enemies can throw them at you too if they don't already have a weapon.

>>173766950
The dragons being bosses would have been pretty amazing, actually. Even if they were passive until you attacked and you couldn't kill them and just made them retreat into their weird sky vortexes.

>>173766035

How did she make it to Gerudo Town and was she stranded there while Naboris was rampaging?

>>173765779
Completely incorrect.

>Best Zelda
BotW = SS

>Worst Zelda
I would argue TP Zelda. Her design is alright, but kind of boring and she does absolutely nothing of note. I'm also bugged she's the go to for Smash Bros.

>>173768203
where that one lynel spawns north east to the mountain at like 5pm-8pm I think

>>173768316

I think you quoted the wrong person

>>173768316

opps meant for >>173767806

>>173768618

Is there any way to help this crazy lady? I feel bad thinking that she's stuck with this debilitating mental illness forever.

Which Zelda game is the least combat heavy/has easiest boss fights?

>>173768763
shes got food and a pot lid

shell be fiiiiiine

>>173765779
>>173768265
Nah, worst is TP Zelda, BotW Zelda is one of the worst but not the worst.

SS Zelda is still the best though.

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>>173761675
maybe we did already

we definitely saw a pseudo-3D sacred realm in ALBW though

>>173762561
>tfw still no wind element

>>173762608
Fuck off, Link. I'm gonna fuck her tight pussy until she passes out, and then I'm gonna fuck her ass. And there's fuck all you can do to stop it.

>>173766183
Paya's tattoo is classy and tied to her culture, not some trashy tramp stamp. It's proof of her pure Sheikah blood, only further accentuating her best girl status.

>>173769679
I saw the Silent Realms in SS to be small chunks of the Sacred Realm. It's where you get the Triforce after all.

OoT Zelda is the worst and this guy >>173765972 gets it why.

TP Zelda is the best because she's the only one blue blooded in personality and she looks hot as fuck. That lady is ROYAL.

Zelda won the Linkbowl in SS, WW and BotW. OoT Link was in love with adult Zelda and settled for Malon back in time. ALttP Link was in love with Zelda but then fell for Marin. TP Link fancied whatshername but ditched her the moment he met Midna. Mipha loved Link but he was too dense and as champions he was already commited to duty and Zelda.

>Finish game
>Bit annoyed voices seem to be off sometimes
>Decide to play in Japanese because I know the dialogue
>Voices actually fit
>All voices are better
>Mipha's dialogue actually sounds like a lover saying goodbye when translated

Fucking Nintendo, why don't you add a dual audio option when you already have it on the cartridge

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Sav'otta!

Is it just me or does BotW Zelda just seem really.....derpy? She gets excited over weird shit and doesn't act like a princess at all. In fact, she acts more like an idiot in high school who thinks she's smarter than everyone.

At least OoT Zelda was Sheik and helped out. Shit, even Twilight Princess Zelda was more interesting

>>173770431
How do you switch languages?

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>>173770547

Will Riju grow to be as tall as a Voltfruit tree and weigh s much as 10 hydro melons?

>>173770647
Region setting. Only problem is entire game and Switch system go into Japanese as well

>>173770551
How can TP Zelda be more interesting when she has zero personality? BotW Zelda may be a dorky spaz, but at least that's something resembling a personality.

>>173770665
>Voltfruit tree
Voltfruit grow on Cacti though.

>>173770979

That's what Traysi said. I'm just quoting her

Game 1: 170 hours
Game 2: 30 hours
I'm bored. I want the DLC now.

>>173771438
I hope you like Mipha because that's all the DLC is about

>>173770665
>12 years old
>Already has abs you could crush rocks against
15 hydromelons, easily.

Is Mipha the one to wake up Link? IIRC the Japanese version legitimately has her voice actress waking you up.

I dunno. Seems like DLC will be focused on bringing her back since she's the only one of the champions who left behind those who still remember her.

Maybe then Link can finally fertilize her eggs

Miphafags are the Ilyafags of the present. I almost feel sorry for them but the obnoxiousness makes it difficult.

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What did the new update do? Improve my gaming experience?

>>173771710
Supposedly it removes the Bokoblin infinite arrow farm.
and as always it provides a more pleasant gaming experience.

Did I miss any news? What's all this talk about Mipha in the DLC?

>>173772124

wishful thinking for people who can't let go

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>>173770547

>Gerudo all have accent
>voice actor for the English dub is as American as you can get

>>173772218
Goddamn, thank you. I'm glad I'm not the only person who was bothered by that.

>>173772124
A lot of shit:

1. In the japanese trailer, Mipha sounds like the one to wake Link up
https://youtu.be/fljQeYLacmc?t=3m21s


here is Mipha's voice in Japanese
https://youtu.be/AFBOejnVHT0?t=2m14s

Here is Zelda's japanese voice
https://youtu.be/Zsn7mAqrN3U?t=44s


Clearly it sounds more like Mipha's voice, what if the voice that woke Link up was originally supposed to be Mipha?

2. Speaking to the Zora and the Mipha's Touch scene reveals that Link obviously grew up in Zora's Domain. They could've easily went with Link raised in Hyrule and that's it.

3. The Zora armor is given to the crafter's future husband, not as a proposal item but rather as an item to solidify that that one person will be her future husband.

4. Finley's disturbing pedophilic side quest reveals that hylian x Zora is common enough that the parents aren't freaking out and also neither did Sidon and King Doraphan object to Mipha's love to Link. Why not have a gerudo do this mission when they are the seekers of love

5. Talking to Kodah (Finley's mother) will reveal a dialogue that have her ask Link to choose between her and Mipha, sounds like Link chose Mipha since she brought up her husband afterward and discussing how happy she is with her married life

6. Why is Zora's domain the only one of the 4 location that have the residency remember Link? it's as if they are trying to put significance on the domain and have players feel attached as the people here actually know who Link is for once other than the 3 old sheikahs
4. In the scene where Zelda cant summon her powers, Mipha was about to say either she thinks of Link or a special someone before getting interrupted by calamity Ganon. If she was going to say special someone, I dont think the developers will bother interrupting that part but if it was the former (going to say Link's name), then it makes sense the follow up scene.

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>>173771495

we will never see an older Riju

>>173772124
7. Here is the juicy one and most important part

Once you find all 13 memories and defeat Ganon, the true ending for some reason, only says Vah Ruta has stopped working and for the 2 of them to speak to King Doraphan. If it was an extra story for all areas, why didnt Zelda say all Divine Beast stopped working? Why Ruta only?That's where the next DLC will be!

Bonus~
Isnt it weird how all the Champion's powers stack to 3 point (Daruk's Protection, Revali's Wind and Urbosa's Fury) but yet, only Mipha's one is a 1 time use only? Creators could have easily made Mipha's power was an activation like everyone else with a hold of a button to heal health but instead, we have a trigger that revives Link. Maybe Im reading too much into this one though.

So I think it's confirmed that the DLC is going to be about Zora but who thinks Mipha is going to revive (with Mipha's Grace!) and the Linpha ship shall sail

>>173764603
The Divine Beasts most likely all stopped working due to the spirits of the King and the Champions being shown as disappearing after it was over. Ruta was just the first one they noticed.

>>173772490
If that was the case, then why also mention talking to King Dorephan about Mipha and why not just say that all the machines were broken?

It's too convenient to be a coincidence

>>173772376
>Isnt it weird how all the Champion's powers stack to 3 point but yet, only Mipha's one is a 1 time use only?
Not at all, it would be broken otherwise.

>>173772315
>>173772376
Man, you're hyping yourself to take a dive from the 3m one. Everyone but you sees that the pool is empty. That's how reading your posts felt like.

>>173772315
>>173772376
ZELDA IS ALWAYS THE MAIN ROMANTIC INTEREST IN THE GAMES

What the fuck do you idiots not get about that? Mipha is a dead fucking rotten fish now

>>173772658
>ZELDA IS ALWAYS THE MAIN ROMANTIC INTEREST IN THE GAMES
Except in the ones where she isn't

>>173772686
t. Miphafag

Go fuck your furry faggot ass somewhere else

I don't see your shit fish waifu on the Triforce

>1.1.2 now out

What has changed aside from the framerate?

>>173772124
We're actually getting a story in this one.

>>173772747
>>173771929

>>173772315
Can't wait to see you get btfo when the dlc comes out.

>>173772124
A fuckton of story-related hints specific to her. Mipha's role in this game seems far larger than what it seems on the surface, especially since it seems like she's the one who woke you up and not Zelda (at least in the JP version)

>Why is Zora's domain the only one of the 4 location that have the residency remember Link?

Did this retard even play the game?

>>173772710
>Link's awakening
No Zelda around to romance
>Oracle of Seasons/Ages
Same
>Link To The Past
Possible, but the manga adaptation says they both friendzoned each other and died alone and unhappy
>Ocarina of Time
Malon
>Twilight Princess
Ilia

>>173772658
That's not true. You can't rescue a Miphafag from his delusions with another headcanon.

>>173772820
Tbf Zora's Domain is the only place where people actually remember Link the person and playing with him, not the hero

Remove Miphaposters.

>>173772839
>>173772880
My fucking point stands

The TRI-Force always incorporates Zelda and Link as well as Ganon. I do not see a fucking Legend of Mipha or Legend of Midna anywhere.

And when the fuck did Malon become the main romance of Link? There was literally no fucking chemistry between them.

>>173772839
ALttP and LA Link are the same.

TP Link ditched Ilia for Midna.

>>173772658
fucking idiot, that's only a thing in Skyward Sword

>>173772930
Yeah because they live that long you mug.

>>173773005
>Hurr durr I think the game is called Legend of Midna or Legend of Mipha

Fucking dumbass Miphaposter

>>173772991
yeah, the triforce is a central theme in the main plot
we're talking about b-plot romance shit, the triforce has nothing to do with any of this bullshit
>>173773045
>shipping the two main characters like some sort of braindead kiddy autist
wew

>>173772991
>Titles must always be literal and completely true
Is Breath of the Wild a game where you run around breathing on things?

>>173773005
It's not even in Skyward Sword. Link shows no romantic emotion to any characters in any canon game.

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>shipping

>>173773082
>>173773114
Then why hasn't Mipha appeared at all in any other games? Why hasn't Malon appeared in any other games? Why hasn't Midna appeared in any other games?

It's because Zelda is the main female lead. Main female lead = main romance. What's so fucking hard to understand about this. People play this game to get with the princess and save the world. It's been like that since the earliest days and there's no reason to change it.

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Loved the part where Mario hooked up with Toadette.

>>173773189
>not shipping Toadette X Rawk Hawk

fucking pleb kill yourself

>>173773184
You must be the top student in your creative writing class.

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>>173773132
He appears to be motivated by interest in Zelda. Zelda obviously has a romantic interest in him in SS, I'm just going to assume that Link reciprocates.
>>173773136
much like Breath of the Wild, we have run out of content so me must resort to masturbatory bullshit
>>173773184
>Why hasn't Malon appeared in any other games
Malon and Lon Lon Ranch keep appearing all over the place. The ranch ruins still exist in fucking Breath of the Wild, she's been in a bunch of handhelds, maybe that Four Swords game???, Majora's Mask had two different renamed Malons, one of which was friendly with Link and the other pressed his head all over her boobs.

>Main female lead = main romance
You sure are good at this writing thing, buddy

>>173773313
>appears to be

In other words "this is my headcanon"

>>173773313
>Get BTFO'd so bad that you go to personal attacks

wewlad

>>173773313
>>173773365
Nah, I'm just good at reading context clues and knowing when some things are obvious. Why else would Link even serve Zelda all this time if he didn't love her? He even abandoned his so-called "fiancee" Mipha to die in Ruta. Doesn't seem to give two shits about her dying.

But he does everything to save Zelda. He loves her.

>>173772991
>or Legend of Midna anywhere.
Game is LITERALLY called Twilight Princess you mong

>>173773425
It's also called the Legend of ZELDA you illiterate cuck

>>173773234
>Implying Rawk Hawk is even on the same level as The Great Gonzales

Banging theme, though.

I think we're being trolled

>>173773401
>Why would you serve in the army if you weren't in love with the Queen

No idea mate. There can't possibly be another reason.