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/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Obsessed with Lingqi Edition

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Bulletin;
-Dynasty Warriors 9 confirmed, Zhou Cang is playable, Shu officer.
-DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.
-Berserk Musou is out.
-Fire Emblem Musou confirmed, Chrom is playable. [Literally who?]
-Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out.
-Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Toukiden II is out.
-Musou Stars is out. [JP Only]
-Musou Stars trademarked in Europe, called 'Warriors All-Stars'
-Reminder to Remind people that we exist.
-As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.
-There is no need for tripcodes/names.
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>>173201541
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>>173201454
man get that shit taste checked out, you may be at death's door.
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>>173201541
>-As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.

I don't understand this one, since without autists this board would be empty.
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>>173201753
>Games with large rosters is automatically bad
No.
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There's an Irony to this, ain't there?
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>>173201838
Probably explains why this general is so fucking dead.
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>>173201838
The trip/namefagging is one example. There is also that one anon that was triggered over a Zelda reaction image.
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>>173201847
not even the argument.

They're literal cheaply mashed together copy/paste jobs. They're MUGEN musou and they're shit.
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>>173201948
Quick, put Naruto Ninja Storm in the OP!
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>>173201541
>There is no need for tripcodes/names
>OP has a name
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>>173202307
Looks like the name 'Argroh' is the new /eagg/ meme.
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>>173202097
>They're literal cheaply mashed together copy/paste jobs.
I'm confused, are we talking about Musous in general or WO????
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>implying /eagg/ never had a resident trip
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>>173202431
We never had, it's mandate of heaven
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>>173202385
Glad I could help.

>>173202402
least I think what the lug thinks is that because there's so many dang characters, he thinks that Koei didn't put any effort to giving them unique and interesting movesets for every one of them.

that or he must have had, as mentioned before "MUGEN" in the head so well, I could see his reasoning.
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Probably should have thrown this into the OP

>>173202431
We've had at least 3.
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>>173202517
The tripfag who manages to kill the previous tripfag, then?
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>>173202517
IT IS A TEST FROM THE HEAVENS. WE SHALL FILTER THEM FROM EXISTENCE.
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>>173202517
>>173202613
who do I trust
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>>173202645
so... that makes me the Ieyasu of /eagg/?

I actually don't really see myself as that...
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>>173202758
More like the Mitsuhide.
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>>173201541
>"I can't believe it. All my life I've avoided reading vanilla doujins. But I'm actually enjoying this. Plus, I'm in love."
>*HONK HONK*
>"Beep beep! Out of my way, I have a waifu I love!"
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>>173202693
I DON'T BELIEVE IN TRIiiIPFaaGS, ONWARD!
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>>173202741
You'd know them if you were in the older generals. If you don't, then it doesn't matter because they're not here anymore anyways.
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>>173202913
that's like saying it doesn't matter what Guan Yu was thinking during Jing
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>>173202402
WO and MS.
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>>173203027
>Guan Yu
>Thinking
Pick one
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>>173202402
kek
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>>173202832
good post had a sensible chuckle.
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So, MS only managed to sell a little less than 60k units. I can think of some reasons on why i didn't sell more:
>It comes out at a rather bad time where the Switch and fucking Zelda just came out
>The roster looks really unappealing with too many DW and SW characters, 3 OC furries, 1 character no one give a shit about at this point (Zhou Cang) and 5 fucking slots for DOA sluts
>The mismatch of styles make the game looks like a mess: From the horribly bright UI to the anime looking Sophie to the uguu kawaii Honk and Marie Rose
>KT already announced DW9 is coming eventually so people probably wanted to wait for that instead of buying this
What do you guys think?
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>>173203589
>KT seriously thought their IPs were significant enough to warrant a crossover title
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Biggest waste of a unique character model and moveset.
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Who bets that DW9 will feature Zhuge Bao as the newest green female?
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>>173204723
great, more baos
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>>173204723
They'd better add about 5 new later Wu people at least if they want to keep up with the Jin nonsense.
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>>173203589
Same reason Sony Smash Bros flopped. A bunch of nobodies mashed into a game doesn't sell
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>>173204937
They should at least add Cao Shuang and Sun Liang
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They should add me in dw9
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>>173205145
Lu Kang and Yang Hu could make for an interesting story, but that would be one more Jin person when there are already too many.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM0ekCcDuqg
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>>173206285

>when there are already too many
>Jin is the smallest faction in the game

What did anon mean by this?
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>>173206493
There's no one left alive at the time of the final conflicts in Shu or Wu.
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>>173206493
He's a shu fag that's mad that five smug models and one pair of tits were able to take down the last line of the Han Dynasty just by walking into their capital
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8xQFpUfiwA

musou stars video
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>>173206792
What's the point of this conference? They have an awful lot of stuff to talk about for just one game.
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>>173203769
To be fair, WO must have been a successful enough crossover for it to be milked to death like it did.

>>173205080
The roster mostly consists of Japan's favorite though (I know, Jap's taste is shit incarnated)
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>>173207247
DW+SW was successful, not all the other garbage
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>>173207346
Funnily enough, I played WO3 for the Other characters because if I wanted to play DW/SW characters, I'd play their games. Mystic Warriors when?
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Thank you for all the memes mans. I am sorry ahead of time for what I'll pollute the thread with.
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>>173208214
Thanks for the warning.
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Does anybody have a complete list of genocidal maniac games for the Vita.

Senran Kagura and Valkyrie Drive type of action games also count.
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What are you playing alongside musou?
Pirate Warriors 3 & Breath of the Wild.
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>>173207493
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>>173208585
>alongside

I haven't touched musou since SW4 came out
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>>173208585
Playing Toukiden Kiwami alongside DW8E

It's pretty good. Nagi best girl
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>>173208585
I've been playing pic related alongside DW8XL for quite a while now. Space sims are my jam.
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>>173211283
They're practically a family.
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>They will never be a route where Diaochan and Lu Lingqi have a mother-daughter like relationship

I know Diaochan is completely fictional but still...
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>Reading Ravages of Time
>Siege of Xia Pi chapter
>Lu Bu tries to escape to Yuan Shu along with her young daughter
>Xu Chu intercepts them, cleaves Lu Bu's daughter in half and tramples her still living upper half with his horse

Well, that was fukin brutal
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>>173208476
I personally have bought SW4, DW8XL and WO3U
The first and the last are great ports, DW8XL sort of suffers from framerate issues but it is playable
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>>173211682
I've heard that they've fixed that in Japan with a patch, which makes me wonder why the fuck they haven't released it outside
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Does anyone want bows back in DW?
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Pre DW8XL Popularity Poll Top 10

1.Zhao Yun
2.Wang Yuanji
3.Xu Shu
4.Guo Jia
5.Diaochan
6.Guan Yinping
7.Lu Xun
8.Sima Yi
9.Xiahou Dun
10.Zhong Hui (For the Second Time)

Post DW8XL

1.Guo Jia
2.Zhao Yun
3.Lu Xun
4.Xu Shu
5.Cao Pi
6.Guan Yinping (For the Second Time)
7.Xiahou Dun
8.Lu Lingqi
9.Wang Yuanji
10,Zhong Hui (For the Third Time)
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>>173212375
You see that /eagg/? Accept Yinping as your waifu and disregard Lingqi.
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Lu Lingqi's voice is kind of unfitting.
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>>173212375
>Sima Yi and Diaochan gone from top ten, replaced by Cao Pi and Lu Lingqi
>Yuanji drops from 2nd to 9th
This should tell KOEI to stop shoving her in our faces.

The more important thing is that Cao Cao is back in the top 20.

>>173212514
>there's a Guan Yinping rape doujin by URC
All DW girls are sluts, I don't want any as my waifu.
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Guan Yinping for new female representative of DW.
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>>173208585
Toukiden 2, ROTK11, ROTK9 and Musou Stars. Toukiden 2 is surprisingly good.
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>>173212875
Who's the current one then? Also Guan Yinping gives the tutorials in DW Unleashed.
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>>173212802
But I want Yuanji shoved in my face.
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>>173213195
Yuanji. It was pretty obvious given her playable status for musou stars
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>>173213295
That's actually sense now that you pointed that out for me.
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>>173213295
Nah, Yuanji was in because at least someone at KT headquarter realizes that adding Yinping means there 3 Shu representative out of 4 DW characters.
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>>173213219
No, you want her Yuanjis shoved in your face.

>>173213470
Thank fuck for that. I'm still salty no one from Wei/Wu proper got in while Zhou Cang who wasn't even in the older games was playable.
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Why not just add Xu Shu and Yinping in the mix for the Shu propaganda? The popularity of those two will stay for long time.
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>>173213567
The one who gives the decision to add Zhou Cang in really should be fired. Roy being playable in Smash works because he's the main protagonist of a title that's almost released. Zhou Cang is what? Just a Guan Yu's fanboy, and is one of a few new characters of a new title that everyone know is coming but know jackshit about.
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>>173211646
Post pages
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>All Guan males
>Zhang Bao
>Zhu Ran
>Sima Zhao and Sima Shi
>Yue Jin and Li Dian
>Fa Zheng

These people proved that being a pretty boy =/= popularity
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>>173213916
B-but muh fujo, I mean, female consumers.
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>>173213805
That's exactly my gripe about his inclusion. They could just as easily add Xun Yu because he's newly playable, but nope, some Guanfag was added instead.

There's also the DOA sluts with too many slots taken up, but I'm not really that angry. Fucking Zhou Cang.

>>173214071
I don't know, man, I think part of the fujo market will also go for the Xiahou Dun type I certainly do. Then again it's probably because Xiahou Dun can also appeal to males which is why he can stay in top ten with no problems.
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Persona SMT musou when?
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>>173214452
Some dudes don't understand that you don't necessarily need to be a pretty boy asian pop star to have a fujo following.

That blonde dragon guy in green from DW has a lot of gay doujins. Heck I saw porn of Cao Cao dominating his non-bishie men.
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>ywn have Yuanji lovingly scold you
Why even be ambitious.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGhHfTXh1q4

HONK
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>>173217002
This dude is alright. And I can't stop staring at Lu Bu's abs
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>>173217002
Why is the girl from Love Live in this game?
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The only DOA slut I need in my life is Nyotengu desu
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oh no ! Its a lu bu !
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>to import or not to import
i got burned by berserkshit
i dont know if im ready to get burned again
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>>173220206
should've put Naomasa in the game and give William his armor
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>>173220206
tfw william looks more intimidating than some dumb chink
superior genes
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>>173220206
They should have removed the feather on his head. As it is it just looks pasted on.
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>>173208585
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Condemned 2 Bloodshot. Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon
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/eagg/! You musn't fall!
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>>173223114
DO NOT PURSUE PAGE 10
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>>173223129
I leave this in your hands, sworn brother! I will return once my slumber is complete.
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WE MUST NOT FALL BEHIND!
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So what do you guys think will be the next "heroes" IP?
>inb4 Final Fantasy Heroes
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>>173224039
i think the manga "Kingdom" could do well with a musou setting
it'll pretty much just be a Warring States musou
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>>173224039
WW2 Musou
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>>173224039
Crusades.
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>>173224870
Where are her meat buns?
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>>173224039
Prehistoric Musou
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>>173224904
no implants yet
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the true lu bu
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>>173225175
Is he wearing giant pipe cleaners.
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k i'll stop now
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>>173225867
you can keep going
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>>173225867
Keep going. Save some for rainy days though.
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>>173225960
>>173226113
i'll throw some bad ones in to chuckle at
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>>173224039
>There'll never be an SMT musou
Fuck
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>>173226883
I recognize that code.
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Okay, I am done for now. Just wanted to keep this thread alive for a bit.
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>>173213916
Yue Jin is cool
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>>173227885
Go to bed, Li Dian.
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Jiang Wei is unarguably worst Shu.
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https://www.tmdn.org/tmview/get-detail?st13=EM500000016556144

GET HYPED FOR MUSOU STARS
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>>173201541
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>tfw dynamic ip
>shitpost for the whole night
>go to sleep
>wake up
>Tons of reply, but no (you) because your ip was changed

God dammit
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>>173229648
good thing i didn't go buy it today :)
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@173231901
have a (you) from (me)
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>>173229648
>All those retards, who immediately buyed jap version
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Lü Lingqi is for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching warriors duel with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory banquet where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a hunting trip and having to huddle together with her in a tavern waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear armor over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of warriors with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together

These are the things that Lü Lingqi is for
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>>173232429
that's pretty gay desu
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>>173230286
>literal whos
>aroused asian man
>suffering from tuberculosis
This is next level.
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>>173232429
X I A P I
I
A
P
I
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>>173232516
Please, tell me more...
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>>173232429
UNMATCHED IN DAUGHTER CREATION.
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venomous rats are real and they're the one that cause the cat genocide
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>>173233018
go to bed, now
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pucc~
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What if Cao Cao's ghost possessed Guan Yingping
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>>173233372
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>>173232429
I think I forgot to put this poster up before Xiapi happened, now I'm wondering if this is why Lingqi went missing...
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>You will never going to be Zhang Liao
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>>173233457
they were on their honeymoon!
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>>173233097
>you will never be this comfy in ancient china
pretty jelly desu
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>>173233479
I'd prefer Lu Meng
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>>173233521
Forgive me anon, but I don't think a rapeshack counts as a honeymoon
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>>173233612
I would rather Li-Ming
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>>173233663
you're making my wife very angry, stop it now unless you want to be visited by a green sabre
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>>173233838
>People port models like this to San Andreas
>But not SFM
Where are the god damn priorities.
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>>173233838
No please not the secret Shu assassin sub-clan!
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>>173233838
>You will never going to be in Lu Lingqi gang
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>>173202084
>implying the nintenbabby wasn't the real triggered one
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>>173233905
The complaint form is a volunteer signup. Bitches like you are the reason a million things aren't more feasible. I've been programming since I was a teenager and I gladly help people datamine, etc but so many people ask for others to do basic things they can do already.

Google lu linqi model then google how to import models into sfm. fucking faggot
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>>173233905
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=414939316&searchtext=
There is model problem is nobody cares to make porn with her

Let's hope DW9 going to have high quality models, so maybe people going to make more SFM "content"
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>>173234049
Take a chill pill anon
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Did we not like the berserk musou? I thought it was good.
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>>173234443
>spend over 20 years in modding communities
>when you make something you get a mix of people sucking your dick, people stealing your shit without credit, and people doxing you while shitting down your throat to "encourage" you to do the things they want
>loads of people just complain about things they want, don't bother try to help or invest any time
Just tired of people is all. No salt intended.
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>>173232429
She has Uncle Liao for that
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>>173234818
Maybe you should do shit people actually care about then, nobody wants fucking Lingqi in San Andreas or some garbage. They want fucking SFM models for porn.
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>>173233612
Good taste but they are both equal in my mind.

Zhang Liao=Lu Meng>Zhou Tai>Xiahou Dun>Deng Ai
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>>173234837
She don't do those types of things with nieces. She do them with a nice boy that she like and love dearly! (me!)
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>>173234793
I liked it.
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>>173234793
It's bland and barebone just like zelda
If you like animu and musou games, i guess u probably like game
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>>173234906
>he doesn't want Dynasty Warriors to be teleported into 1990s LA
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>>173234793
Worse than Hyrule Warriors, though I guess there isn't much better than HW.
Still it isn't good.
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>>173235060
kek, is this Zhang Fei?
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>>173235060
What's his problem?
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>>173235148
>delusional nintenfat is back

Oh boy.
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>>173235193
Zhang Fei got some bad news and is taking it out on some trees!
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If they take Storm Rush out of DW9 I will LITERALLY kill myself.
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>>173234793
I haven't played it yet but I want to still. I may get it for cheap for the vita later though.

>>173234906
It's like millennials think you learned to program and continued to do so since the mid 90's so you could make their waifu fantasies come true or be their indentured servants. I'm always happy to help people, I used to datamine and reverse things from games for generals before tripfags in warframe general convinced others that datamining games was bad.

I've worked in homebrew/hacking communities since PS2 custom OS's.

>>173235148
I enjoyed the Ken's Rage games more than HW. It was visually a great game but the play was so bland and kiddie-tier. Ken's Rage lacked police and was ugly but at least fun with fucking awesome music.
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>>173234818
>tried multiple times to get into modding
>fail each time
>tfw you are literally to stupid too get into modding
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>>173235428
Hyrule Warriors has the best gameplay in the genre tho
kens rage was limited and clunky
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>>173235278
Wew lad. Show me on the doll where Uncle Miyamoto touched you.
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>>173235510
HW was a super bland gameplay wise, I'd only recommend it for Zelda diehards. Yes Kens Rage was clunky, but that was part of the appeal and resulted in a very unique and satisfying experience.
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>>173235717
>i-it's bad on purpose
>b-bland k-kiddy shit
Are you for real?
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>>173235651
>tfw miyamoto will die soon just like iwata

LMAO!!
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>>173235510
>Hyrule Warriors has the best gameplay
Please be bait
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Oh no what have I done
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>>173235762
Oh, so not only are you a nintenbabby but you're a mentally stunted /v/irgin too.
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I'd rather be dead than see this stupid argument again.
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>>173235878
>>173235916
>literal upset console warrior /v/ spergs who cant accept that nintendo had a fantastic musou game thats better than most
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>>173235717
>>173235762
To be fair, both Hyrule Warriors and Ken's Rage were a lot of fun to play. It's not like enjoying on musou series locks you out of the rest. Just enjoy what you want, let others enjoy what they like. Live and let live, no need to argue about these things.
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>>173235762
This is exactly why everyone hates Nintendo fanboys. Can't handle any criticism and have to resort to devolving any serious discussion to shitposting because they can't argue like an adult.
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>>173234818
>>173235428
I can't say I know how you feel, so er, have a clip of someone playing ancient football to cheer up.
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>>173236041
sounds like DW fanboys when someone takes notice of HW's objectively good quality
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>>173235981
>projecting /v/ nintendobabby who keeps trying to prop up his shitty nintendo game no one cares about
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>>173235981
More like delusional nintendo retard, can't accept that game on his favorite console was overhyped shit
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>>173236127
I'm a DW fanboy, I gave HW an honest chance, and it was just dull. So what? Why does an opinion trigger you so much? I think the problem is you're letting console war politics cloud your view on the games actual quality.
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>>173236139
>no one cares about
>literally the only musou game to get any attention on release since the ps2 era
Stop being so salty cause Zelda actually brought in new fans and people who werent interested in 10 different chinkshit games.

>>173236140
says the musou babby who refuses to believe a musou game not on his favourite sony console is inferior to hyrule warriors
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>>173235510
I guess this is personal, as perhaps I should have been clearer with, but I grew up with the gaming industry after the crash, and I've played a lot of games that were "limited" but still good. PS2 was FULL of them, like Crimson Tears, Chaos Legion, Blood Will Tell, etc.

A game being limited doesn't make it bad, because most games people wouldn't describe as limited are because they are just well polished enough that you don't realize it. For example, Musou games have a combos system that any child could understand, and can get repetitive very quick if you don't groove with the character.

HW just felt like a lot of Nintendo games, just another core IP release to stimulate the sales on their newest Blue Ocean profit machine. Low risk, low innovation.

Ken's Rage1/2 didn't have much polish but they stood on the back of their own IP well, if you are old enough to enjoy it, you can probably tolerate something cheesy and 1 dimensional enough to have fun, and this same trait applies to games.

How many people wouldn't go back and replay all the old Castlevania games just for the fun of it because they don't enjoy old games or bad graphics, etc?

>>173235468
For me I had been programming a while but I still needed a friend or mentor to get into each community. Some stuff there is just too much shit to get into without taking 6 months or a year just learning their shit.

For example, arma3 uses their own scripting language based on C#, but their API library documentation is unclear and fucking weird. Their mod file formats are bizarre and nowhere explained. Even the people on the general who maintained their own pack couldn't explain it even though they used it regularly. Stuff like this is not uncommon. I mean, modding for CSGO is like being diagnosed with cancer.

>>173236047
The only thing that bothered me a lot was being doxed. It made everyone at my work treat me like I had some disease so I ended up leaving and now I do contracting from home.
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>>173236232
It's a shit game, get over it triggered nintenfat. You literally only pretend to like it because it has nintendo cartoon character in it.
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>>173236232
Jokes on you, i don't even have console anymore
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>>173236290
>Chaos Legion
My nigga!
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>>173236290
So let's say I'm interest in game modding or programming, where can I start? I know this is off-topic so let's not drag this on for long, thanks in advance.
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>>173235060
>>173235326
>Zhang Fei is a well-off landowner with his own village
>in his meeting with Liu Bei he mentions that he also sells wine and butchers pigs (probably a side job or even hobby while managing his estate)
>now he's always portrayed as a dumb wine-seller and butcher
>Romance added being alcoholic to that
I hate it
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>>173236232
Ok, but I don't think those fans are going to run out and buy more/further Musou games. Zelda Musou attracted Zelda fans for Zelda. It kept the IP hype alive while they continued to develop the next guaranteed sale.

>>173236232
I'm the first retard to defend Nintendo if they're on the right, I've bought every one of their consoles on release since N64. I really think you're just going overboard, I mean you're obviously a Nintendo fan but you say chinkshit? If Nintendo's 90% garbage titles nowadays isn't chinkshit I don't know what is. This just makes you out to be bad bait.

The worst thing about Nintendo nowadays isn't their baffling strategies, it's the fans.
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>>173236352
>sonydrone triggered because someone likes a nintendo thing
go back to circlejerking on /v/ you cretin
go whiteknight berserk musou or whatever garbage you suck koei tecmo over

>>173236389
even worse, a triggered PCfat
who would've guessed a PCfat is the sperg behind a nintendo hating shitpost
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>>173236608
Okay, this is last (you) i giving
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>>173236579
>Ok, but I don't think those fans are going to run out and buy more/further Musou game
Because they look at the other games and see the drop in production values, quality and lack of interesting worlds/characters.
Hyrule Warriors provided production values, marketing and a general overall quality and level of polish that no other musou game captures. No shit people aren't gonna run out to a downgrade after that.

>>173236683
(you)
stop trying so hard to fit in
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>>173236724
But you said:
>Zelda actually brought in new fans

It's cool man, at this point if you're not bait you're beyond any kind of two way discussion, just here to defend your choices and preferences.

>>173236541
If you're specifically interested in programming, learn to program. There are tons of awesome resources to get you into programming at a decent level within a week, two tops.

If you're interested in game modding, it's better to learn the game and it's stuff, then learn programming specific to it.

I like to preach teaching people to program before teach languages, but most modding is more akin to scripting and rarely requires any hefty logic or work.

What did you want to mod for?
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>>173237010
New fans to the idea and formula. But that doesn't mean they're gonna go back and play 10 different mediocre DW games when they can look forward to greener pastures like HW2, HW Switch or Fire Emblem warriors.
Nintendo and KT are going to continue this trend of making high quality musou and the fans are now established for such a thing.
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>>173237010
>There are tons of awesome resources to get you into programming at a decent level within a week, two tops.
If I want to make games, which language should I aim for? C or C++? And is there any website simple enough for a complete beginner to understand?

>What did you want to mod for?
I just kinda I asked out of the blue because you mentioned you mod, but being able to mod ROTK and NA games sound pretty tempting.
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>>173237243
C++, C isn't that useful for games.
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What if you woke up one morning and you had Deng Ai's body?
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>>173237736
Probably finally lose my virginity
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>>173237736
say the word "duty" over and over again
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>>173237243
Well, any C family language will get you into programming quickly. I suggest against going straight into C or C++ unless you're going to be digging into programming specifically. If you're just trying to mod a game, you're going to likely be mostly using tools. C/C++ is useful for making those tools.

I'd say if you want to start learning programming while doing modding experience, dig into those modding communities while simultaneously learning how to program independent of that. That way the burden is lower. I've seen too many people quit too early because they shot for the /g/ meme languages (C/C++) which while are critical tools to any serious programmer, they aren't what everyone should always learn and use.

Try codeacademy, it goes at a good pace you can speed up anytime and supports javascript, an easy to pick up c family language-based syntax.

Once you learn one language, you can learn others in a weekend to week tops.
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>>173238228
Not the anon you were replying to, but thanks for the info
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>>173238597
NP, while tons of people I helped on /g/ programming threads say they get success with codeacademy I personally recommend and try to push the Head First series books.

Instead of being "type what we told you" "look it did something" approach learned from languages like python, it does an approach more similar to normal textbooks but with a casual conversation style writing. It's mildly entertaining, has lots of little projects in it to teach you along the way, and often prepares you better for even job level use.
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>>173238921
Cheers, i'll take a look
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>eagg thinks Wei/Jin are the good guys
>Top Strategists are, smug billiards player, evil laughing meme man, Dracula, Donald Trump Jr. and a bodybuilder
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>>173239281
You forgot Xun Yu, and obviously you forgot that Wu are the good guys too.
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>>173239281
>Wei/Jin
Emm no, only Wei was a good guys
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>>173212375
>guo jia

reminds me of my brother in law
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>>173239416
Xun Yu is cute
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>>173239281
>he thinks Shu are the good guys
>Top Strategists are, narcoleptic lizard, ugly moth furry, prepubescent mustache man, mexican blanket seller and a delusional benevolence driven autist
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>>173239739
>Shit art
>2 shit homo chars
>doing homo shit

I hate japs yaoi fags so much
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>>173240096
>ugly moth furry

that's my favorite shu
he and huang zhong are the only redeemable qualities of that shitty kingdom
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>>173240698
I'm more confused why they'd pair up depression man and smug pop singer. They didn't have any interactions.
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>>173240698
DO NOT INSULT MY GAY BILLIARDS PLAYER
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>>173241054
there are some things that go beyond imaginations
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>thinking any of the kingdoms or warlords are good
>not thinking Zhang Jiao is the way
Dissapointed in you /eagg/ desu
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What do you think his english voice actor will sound like?
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>>173241054
>Remember the-archlight's bringing up dialogue of Guo Jia and Cao Cao in DW7.

Cao Cao: Your skills as a strategist are as valuable to me as any army. what can I do to reward your impeccable service?

Guo Jia: There is one thing I want, my Lord. What do you say we go out on the town tonight?

Cao Cao: Tonight? What exactly did you have in mind?

Guo Jia: Hehe…Oh, you know where I want to go. Let’s just say it’ll be a night to remember.

So this is what he meant.
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>>173241378
>Han was corrupt and evil empire, where people barely can survive
>They can't take it no more, so they start to make peaceful protest
>Han don't want to listen and just order to make mass slaughter, kill evrone men, women or child
>Rewrite history so now everyone think yellow turban was a bad guys
>Cao Cao, Liu Bei and Sun Jian all was evil crazy murderers

Really makes u think huh
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https://www.gamespot.com/articles/dynasty-warriors-9-announced-english-voice-ch/1100-6446360/

>Zhang Liao now voiced by Steve Blum
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>>173242067
I'm just glad DW9 going to have eng dub
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>>173242056
/eagg/ really needs to take the yellowpill
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Are you guys prepared for the influx of memes once the event editor is out?
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>>173242629

Forgot pic.
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>>173241814
holy shit gaaaaay
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>>173242781
Yes

Lu Lingqi after Xiapi scenario, here i go!
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>>173242943
I can't wait to share my Dongposter x Lingqi defeats Wei scenario.
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To anyone with the PC version of ROTK13, how are the scenarios stored? Will it be possible to exchange custom scenario files by uploading to mega or something if Koei doesn't support it officially?
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>>173243145
I heard from chinks, that yes, you can share scenarios in PUK
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>>173243542

Thank fucking god, can't wait to see what you guys come up with.
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>>173243042
That's pretty gay anon
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>>173243145
>>173243542
is it like Empires where you have an empty map and can decide how it starts with whatever forces you want?
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>>173243795

Pretty much.

>Additionally, an option to edit the settings of historical officers and countries, as well as the Event Editor function, a series first, provide you with a chance to create a more personalized and original experience.
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>>173243972
Thank god. It's so difficult to place OC forces anywhere but south of the Yangtze and Wu Du.
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>>173243795
Yeah, but you can also create events, and import pictures from what i heard

>inb4 porn scenarios
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>>173244135
Mostly hypothetical scenarios with events for me.
Liu Yu will rise
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>>173244714

Man I feel so bad for that Liu Yufag, Koei didn't even give him any unique officers in that one scenario he was apart of.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1I59hLltNI

why is he so perfect?
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http://gematsu.com/2017/04/koei-tecmo-trademarks-warriors-stars-europe

>there are people on this thread RIGHT NOW that imported Musou Stars

Point and laugh
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>>173245310
any word on PC release?
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>>173245417
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>>173245310
Yeah, but i honestly didn't expect that
>>173245417
Lookin how koei ported all their latest games on pc, its probably coming
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>>173245193
tee-hee~
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>>173245193
Sima Yi turned me gay
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>>173245193
I want to protect that laugh
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>>173244850
Don't worry. I just made the normal ones for him that I use in ROTK10. Now with the event editor I can go even further beyond!
>>
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>>173247314
What a cute boy
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>>173247314
cute boy
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>>173236576
Wait, Zhang Fei wasn't a drunken butcher that overreached? I'm surprised. Makes him a lot less sympathetic with him not being a peasant.
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BENEVOLENCE
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>>173248325
The amount of times you defeat him in the Jin campaign makes me feel bad for him.
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>>173248457
Imagine what it was like in real life.
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>>173248604
In real life he was a Sima insider in Shu, so it's not that sad.
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>We'll get DW9 news after Musou Stars releases they said
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>>173242067
>>173242223
I think you've been duped. That link only takes you to the DW9 is announced news back last December.
Nothing about English localization.
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>>173249375
*in the west
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>>173249431
>It was ruse all along
Fuck you>>173242067
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>>173247396
>>173247573
delet
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I wasted 3000 gold on this?
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>>173252156
Sweet you got Cao Ren.
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>>173252935
He's green
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>>173252156
>Zhang Jiao
Not a waste.
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>>173252156
>When are they going to stop reusing same fucking renders from DW8, it's been 3 years already
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>>173236290
>I guess this is personal, as perhaps I should have been clearer with, but I grew up with the gaming industry after the crash, and I've played a lot of games that were "limited" but still good. PS2 was FULL of them, like Crimson Tears, Chaos Legion, Blood Will Tell, etc.
>Chaos Legion
My African American!
I'm actually playing it right now

>>173245193
>tfw the JP actor is dead
>tfw they chose fuckin' the worst actor to replace him
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>>173253629
When DW9 comes out

Also, who are you quoting?
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>>173245590
>i honestly didn't expect that

nigga
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>>173255328
Oh come on, did you ever seen a roster?
Half of those people are literally who, their games has never was released on west
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>>173255647
>entirety of berserk cast\
>entirety of fist of the north star cast
>90% of gundumb cast
>even that fucking sanada game that's destined to sell 4 copies in the west getting brought over

nigga they localize fucking everything
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>>173255647
The only series in Musou Stars that was never released in the West are Harukanaru, Samurai Cats, and Rio (though her anime was) though. 3 out of 13
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>>173255832
Ye but those are anime, and many of them are popular here
Unlike pic related
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>>173256116
Fist was definitely not popular here, and there are a shitload of DOA, Ninja Gaiden, Toukiden, DW/SW etc etc characters in Musou Stars that more than make up for the JP only characters.
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>>173233905
I'll have it requested soon even though sfm and dynasty warriors are barely popular together
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>>173256416
Nioh was pretty good.
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what's all this about lingqi?
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>>173263554
She always smells like salty coins and milk for some reason
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>>173263554
Xiapi
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>>173263721
>>173263743
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>bought P5 at launch
>still haven't even started because playing DW8CE instead
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>>173201541
>tfw you see your post in op pic
I'm honored!
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>>173264193
https://youtu.be/WM36CLjfyh4
tfw you see your post on youtube
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>>173201541
I'm going to need that page in the background bigger.
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>>173264712
We need /eagg/ Thread Simulator Lu Lingqi edition
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>>173265107
dibs for voicing my own lines.
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>>173265107
After Xiapi
It could be another scandal for youtube if advertising ended up on it.
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Why Lu Lingqi? Why couldn't we do this to someone shitty, like Bao Sanniang?
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>tfw wuboi but never cared for zhou tai

If I wanted to play as a nip samurai, I'd play SW, the gay lil babby version of DW.
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>>173266526
Because Bao is so fucking shit, nobody cares even talk about her, also she is not even in story mode
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>>173266526
No Bao doujin
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>>173266626
Leave Samurai Warriors alone, it has some neat things. Which I can't think of right now, but I'm sure some things it has are cool.
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>>173267053
Hyper attacks in games post 4, Tadakatsu, and maybe a few others?
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>>173267296
I kinda like Magoichi Saika as a scruffy ne'er do well character. And Oda Nobunaga is good too even if he's a near carbon copy of Cao Cao.
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>>173266526
i heard bao tied herself up in a shack...

everyone who opened it, immediately closed the door and walked away
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Nice to see Lingqi using up the general's rape joke quota.
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Remember that time Lu Bu made Liu Bei his bitch and called him his younger brother?
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>>173268229
i wonder what happned to her after chang'an..
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>>173268487
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>>173268487
Remember that time Louie Buoy begged for his life and Liu Bei shut him down?
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>>173267537
It'd be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
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ROTK Bao Sanniang is ____
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>>173268487
Guan Yu and Zhang Fei did same
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>>173269313
meant for rapeshack
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>>173269313
Not as cancer as DW one
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>>173269313
a decent waifu choice if you're stuck in late-game Bashu, waiting for your fatuous lord to do SOMETHING while the Wei steamroller is finishing the last isolated pockets of resistance outside of your land

I swear to god when the AI takes this province it turns retarded.
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>>173269313
How come ROTK character design is so much better than DW?

Looks like semi realistic style is the best
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>>173270534
shotas, yaoi fuckboys and moeblobs are out

real men performing great deeds for their lords are in
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>>173270534
>How come ROTK character design is so much better than DW?

Different teams
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>>173270703
His Blast design is alright, even if it's a little generic.
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>>173271081
I mean I'll take it over another shota fuckboy
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Can we have a hypothetical story where Zhuge Liang joins Wei and Sima Yi joins Shu?

I want to hear "Benevolence, Muahahaha"
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>>173272194
with the new event and scenario editor coming up, anything is possible

there just needs to be good enough reasons for a double turn to happen
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Allied moral has fallen!
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>>173265107
I don't have any editing software on this computer otherwise I still probably wouldn't make another, I don't have the time anymore./spoiler]
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>>173272371
>enemy officer wearing a fake mustache that is clearly falling off.jpeg
this is a pathetic attempt to sow discord in /eagg/! Men, take him out and execute him at once! Deliver his head to the enemy camp!
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>>173272371
I shall return after reviewing my strategy.
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>>173272509
Are you going to die?
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>>173272371
*teleports in front of you and ambushes*
psshh... nothin personnell... Cao Ahman...
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>>173275543
you performed great as always, there was no need for my strategy
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Best waifu
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Why do you hate Shu?
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>This guy comes up to you and smacks your waifu's ass

what do you do?
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>>173276992
every single green person in DW besides Yueying and Pang Tong are one sided and worthless
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>>173277040
I get a mop for what remains of my waifu.
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>>173277384
Xingcai isn't a very deep character but she is attractive so I wouldn't call her worthless.
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>>173277040
>Wei is ambition
>Shu is benevolence

Why didn't KT give us wubois a meme word?
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>>173277512
you just like her for the underwear
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>>173277639
Not true, I also like her shield surfing.
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>>173277639
Does she even wear one?
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*smashes u in the face with a surfboard and then piledrives u*
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History fags I had a question, why did Jesus move from Jersualem to Central China and become and advisor to Liu Bei?
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>>173277950
No, idiot. Everyone knows Jesus went to live in Japan. Zhuge was obviously an alien. How do people keep getting this wrong?
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>>173278672
must be the bold faced tall tale that Francis told most of the residents when he arrived.
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>>173277552
>Why didn't KT give us wubois a meme word?
but they did. 2 in fact: family and tigers.
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>>173278672
>Isukiri CASUALLY took christ's place and ended his life on the cross

Damn, that's one hardcore motherfucker right there
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>>173279351
Are you implying that SAINT Xavier would lie about Christ having something to do with Japan?

>>173279682
Isukiri for Jerusalem Musou when?
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>>173279513
And more 'fire' with the addition of Zhu Ran, they gave too much words it became a meme itself
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>>173280167
Put Nobunaga in the next Tony Hawk game.
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>>173280167
OH SHIT THE ILLUMINATI ARE ONTO US! ABANDON THREAD!
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>>173277710
Yes, but they're hardly ever under her clothes like underwear should be

I swear this cutscene before the Defend the Treasury quest in DW8E exists for the sole purpose of exposing Xingcai's panties as much as possible
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>you will never be /comfy/ with Yang Shi

Why even live?
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>>173280460
Aww, she looks like a nice girl. Shame if something happened to her.
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>>173279835
>Personality somewhat like Sima Zhao's
>Moveset somewhat like Liu Shan's Dragon Bench
He better be in Musou Stars II
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>>173280391
Holy shit.
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>>173280391
SLUT!
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>>173280923
Imagine me wearing that outfit
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>>173281053
Robot dont wear underwear
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>>173281387
Statement: I'm not a robot, and even if I were, we still wear underwear.
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>>173281053
Depend how big ur penis is
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>>173281053
>dong zhuo wearing that outfit
no thanks
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>>173281880
I actually look like Zhou Tai.
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>>173282169
>Edgy wanna be samurai
Meh its as bad as Dong zhuo
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is dynasty warriors unleashed finally getting some players?
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>>173282513
You mean a playerbase? Seems like they are. They released the game worldwide recently.
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>>173282513
Is it online only?
Just want to know before i try
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>>173282667
I hope it's stays with us, believe it or not mobile games are a huge part of /vg/ now and keep most threads alive.
>>173282787
it's a f2p mobile game, it's always online.
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>>173282452
Yeah, but my ass is nice and firm
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BAOOOOOOOOOOO

We have reports that /eagg/ is at page 10! Should we do a fire attack?
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>>173285519
Fire isn't strong enough to cleanse that last exchange.
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I, Zhuge Liang will bring this ailing thread back to health with these digits, BEHOLD!
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>>173286165
Like everything you've ever done or spawned. It looks like it's a failure.
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>>173285465
kek
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>>173285465
jej
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>>173285465
heh
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>>173286408
Hah, you fell right into my plan once again
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>>173287213
Looks like there's a 98% chance of rain today.
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>>173287213
don't you have somewhere to be?
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>>173287518
>>173287213

I know this whole thing is made up by the novel to make Zhuge Liang look good with "oh no! if only he wasn't so lucky," but it's so dumb. What happened to all the magical weather prediction power that Zhuge Liang had? Now he gets defeated by sudden rain?
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:(
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rotk 13 PUK looking pretty great, I'm surprised.
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>>173287891
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>>173287891
what did she mean by this
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>>173287891
*to be raped
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>>173287891
no, you are never to play that line

lingqi is meant to die, happy and content, surrounded by her friends, husband and children
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>>173288467
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>>173288696
How very optimistic
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>>173289236
I will make it a reality.
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>>173288696
Well, surrounded by people, but probably in a shed somewhere.
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>>173289372
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>>173286408
How is he so perfect?
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>>173288980
>hfw you take her feather and right before she chases you around trying to get it back. Only you counterattack and tackle her and kiss on the training yard gravel
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5 Fun Facts about Guan Yinping

1. She's Cute
2. She's Strong
3. I love her!
4. Guan Yinping!
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>>173291293
5. She's literally stupid
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>>173289901
That's pretty gay desu
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>>173291293
I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think she's found another. I was just invited to their wedding.
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>>173291397
What if Koei starts yuri pandering in DW9 with Yinping and Lingqi
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>>173291893
I will buy 100 copies
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>>173291893
>yuri
no thanks
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>>173291397
No, she's just a sweetie.

>>173291893
Yes please.
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>>173291893
It'll be great for a new rape duo doujin material
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>>173287891
Shes fine.
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>>173292753
even when making wallpapers they're still lazy
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>>173291893
>Yuri
Boooring...
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>>173292753
>That kick to the cat
Ouch.
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>>173292753
Yuanji a cute
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>>173293843
Yuanji a tits
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>>173292753
Where are the rest of the characters?
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>>173294141
Irrelevant.
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>>173292942
BLACKED
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>>173292942
do me a favor, delete this right now

then do the same thing but with liu bei
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>>173292942
Post link to the full image?

I feel bad if that one Anon really has fallen in love with Lu Linqi. Stranger things have happened on 4chan after all.
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>>173295694
It does suck when one falls in love with a fictional character.
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>>173295828
I wish I was so lucky to be able to feel love, even by a fictional character. I envy those that can and do find happiness that way.
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>>173295694
You might be right. Hopefully he will find love in the real world.
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>>173295945
>I envy those that can
No, you don't. It's the worst kind of love out there. Normally when you look at your waifu's smile, you'd feel all warm and fuzzy and determine to better yourself for your waifu's sake and shit, but then you stop for a moment to think, you'd realize that the two of you could never be together, she doesn't even realize you exist, and when she's in trouble you can't do anything to help her or cheer her up. You can't even wish her happiness because she's fictional and is at complete mercy of whoever created her. Shit sucks.
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>>173296603
t. xiaoqiaofag
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Who want to be a part of my ambush attack?
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Good night, /eagg/.
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I'm gonna be famous on eagg one day!
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>>173289372
>enjoying Lingqi with your bros
>at some point she stops moving

Do you keep going?
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>>173301632
Holy shit that got dark.
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GIVE 8'S STEAM VERSION PS4 TEXTURES REEEEEEEEE
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>>173301970
Yeah, it was sunlight and gumdrops before.
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Tekishou Uchitottari
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>In 275, the senior minister He Shao (賀邵) suffered a stroke and was paralysed. Sun Hao suspected that he was pretending, and had him arrested and tortured, by whipping and by subjecting him to saws and fires. He died under torture, and his clan was exiled.
lol
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>>173304202
This was good listening practice for Japanese

Since everyone is saying (almost) the same thing but you can pick up on the small nuances in pronunciation
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>>173304275
Lmao
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>>173287891
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>>173305328
>Background not a shack
It's almost perfect.
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>>173305608
now with shack
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>>173306218
Nice one, anon!
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>trying to get all the Ways of Life in DW8E

Just end me.
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>>173311181
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>>173311227
What are the conditions for that, anon? I'll see if I can work it into my playthrough somehow.
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Weiw lad
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>>173311393
Wuw lad
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>>173311587
WEIW LAD
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I also fucked up my Zhang Jiao dream team by preventively using my green Jiao on my main Red Jiao before rolling a blue Jiao
Now I'm mourning my loss very heavily
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>>173311801
HEAVEN IS NOT ON YOUR SIDE
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>>173310515
I know that doujin!
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>>173311887
It was a 3 star green Jiao
The Heavens truly despise me
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>>173311801
You can't put dupes in the same team anyway. Otherwise, I'd be rolling with an RGB Xingcai team right now.

>tfw no faction specific panty color
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>>173315438
Oh
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>Page 10
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>>173301632
In that situation I don't see why not. If I'm already morally bankrupt enough to engage in assisted forced copulation I might as well get my rocks off at least.
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>>173320874
>sun quan drinks a milkshake.jpeg
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To hell with these touch controls I wish I could just play it on PC and use my controller.
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So why is Sima Zhao x Yuanji a thing when she has way more chemistry and more in common with Sima Shi?

They're both lifeless pieces of cardboard and considering how much Shi loves meatbuns, he'd be enamored with Yuanji's yuanjis.
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>>173301632
Splash a bucket of water over her, she most likely went into shock.
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>>173322417
You can, it works very well with Nox App Player
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>>173322479
Because she bore his babies irl
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>>173322676
I wouldn't be surprised.
>Shi x Yuanji NTR doujin when
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>>173322823
>discrediting a characters that was a good human and wife for your own cuckold fantasies

I can understand Lingqi memes, but this is degeneracy at it's finest.
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>>173323147
>two people in love being with each other while they can never be with each other in public eye is degenerate
>raping a girl until she is dead isn't
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>>173323398
Once again the ant cannot comprehend the eagle, everyone point and laugh at this fool
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>>173323398
In Shu rape is like saying hello.
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Give him LDR-WAR-INT-POL-CHR stats.
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>>173324394
"Lurd of duh Ringz: War in the /pol/ Christians"?
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In the book, Zhuge Liang is famous for his exploits during the Battle of Red Cliffs...

...But do you know what Chinese dish Zhuge Liang is credited for inventing?
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disu
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>>173326720
Those look and sound rather tasty.
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I'm interested in grabbing toukiden 2 on ps4, simple question: are the bonus dlc given dot free with the game on the psn included in the physical release too? Or it's digital only stuff?
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>>173322823
Shi wouldnt do that.
He was also happily married.
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>>173328770
>Xiahou Hui knew that her husband was disloyal to the Cao clan
>she ended up being poisoned to death
really joggins my noggin thinking about who could have possibly done such a thing...
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>>173328974
Shu Propaganda.
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>>173328157
Digital only till this coming Tuesday.

Then said DLC will be available to everyone... albet not exactly free.
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Zhang Liao personality :"muh way of the warrior"

Boring af.
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>>173330539
Careful there anon
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Zhuge Liang personality:"muh cocksleeve of Liu Bei"
Gay af.
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Sun Jian personality: "muh kids"

Stupid af.
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>>173324394
>watching homosexual soap operas
yeah, you're as bad as nintendrones
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>>173330848
Tell me something interesting about Zhang Liao.
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>>173331406
He is not homo degenerate, like 80% of other chars
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>>173331406
Sexy
His might
His voice
His honor
His moveset

Hes perfect. Fuck off Gan Ning.
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>>173331406
Best facial hair
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>>173331579
I just realized I forgot who Gan Nine's buddy's name is. Nunchuck guy. I could look it up, but that would detract from how irrelevant he is.

Point being, he's worse than Gan Ning. Whoever that guy was.
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>>173331803
Ling tong?
Yes, he is a faggot in DW games, what is sad because from what i know, he was not a bad guy irl
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>>173332228
Was he actually a relevant general irl?
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>>173332349
Maybe in like few battles, but it's not like Wu have many "relevant" generals anyway
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>>173332349

Ling Tong was undoubtedly one of the brightest stars of Sun Quan’s army. He was quite possibly the bravest general in the whole army, always personally leading any charge just as his father before him. He showed no regard for his own safety and his exploits always inspired the army. At Hefei, he very nearly died helping Sun Quan to escape, shielding his commander with his own body and not retreating until every single one of his soldiers was slain. His courage was equal to the likes of Dian Wei. Ling Tong also possessed great skill in combat, which always led his army to victory. He showed a deep and true love for his soldiers, shedding tears as they died. Likewise, he had a deep, emotional bond with his leader and proved to be one of Sun Quan’s closest friends. In spite of his great success, Ling Tong was always humble and kind, treating even lowly officials with great respect and showing love for his childhood friends. He was always upright and virtuous in his conduct and was regarded as the standard to which an officer should aspire. It is truly a tragedy that he passed away so suddenly.
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>>173331292
Shut the hell up Lu Gong.
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>>173332570
>KT somehow interpreted this as le lazy jokester archtype
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>>173332946
It's not like KT read rotk or history books
They just give random 1 trait and call it character
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>>173332946

It really blows, because the real dude was hardcore as fuck and theres a bunch of stuff in the records that would make DW so much better.

>Before the battle at Ma, Sun Quan’s army held a banquet. An officer named Chen Qin was in charge of keeping order at the banquet but he was apparently a jerk and used his banquet authority to bully everyone there, punishing people without following the proper rules. Ling Tong confronted Chen Qin about this, but Chen Qin only responded by insulting Ling Tong. He also decided to take a few jabs at Ling Cao. Ling Tong showed great self-restraint and did not respond to Chen Qin’s insults, even though he was actually brought to tears with frustration. After the banquet was over, Ling Tong ran into Chen Qin again on the road. Chen Qin was pretty drunk at that point and again insulted Ling Tong and his father. This time, Ling Tong wasn’t able to restrain himself. He flew into a rage and stabbed Chen Qin, who died of his wounds several days later. After the rage wore off, Ling Tong felt very guilty about murdering Chen Qin and resolved that the only way to excuse his behavior was to die in battle.

>When it was time to attack Ma, Ling Tong charged ahead of the rest of the army and ahead of his solders – just as his father had always done. Instead of getting himself killed, Ling Tong rallied the army, who thought it was pretty inspirational to see this kid running into battle without fear. His soldiers completely overwhelmed the tribesmen and utterly defeated them. It was a complete and total victory for Sun Quan’s army and it was due largely to Ling Tong’s bravery/suicide attempt. After the battle, Ling Tong still felt bad about murdering Chen Qin, so he had himself bound and submitted to a disciplinary officer. However, Sun Quan was very impressed by Ling Tong’s conduct and pardoned him for his crime.
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>At Hefei, of course, things went poorly for Sun Quan’s army. On the first day, Zhang Liao stunned and disheartened Sun Quan’s army with a panic-inducing raid that nearly killed Sun Quan. Afterwards, Sun Quan besieged the city for 10 days. However, disease broke out among his army and he decided to retreat, sending the soldiers ahead to avoid catching the plague. However, this left Sun Quan mostly isolated, with only his chief generals and about 1,000 bodyguards to protect him. Zhang Liao took this opportunity to attack him. Sun Quan was completely surrounded before he could react.

>Ling Tong gathered 300 of Sun Quan’s personal guards and charged directly into Zhang Liao’s encirclement. They fought desperately to protect Sun Quan, trying to break out of the encirclement so that he could flee. Ling Tong managed to get Sun Quan to a broken bridge, which he was able to jump over and get to safety. Ling Tong then turned back around and continued to fight Zhang Liao. Soon, all of Ling Tong’s soldiers were dead and he himself was badly wounded in a number of places. He had killed dozens of Zhang Liao’s soldiers and figured that he had bought Sun Quan enough time to get to safety with the main body of the army. Because the bridge was destroyed and the roads were blocked, Ling Tong tore off his armor and dove into the river.

>Sun Quan, who was on a boat now, saw Ling Tong and fished him out of the river. Rather than being happy that he had somehow survived, Ling Tong was overcome by grief and guilt. He blamed himself for the fact that every single one of his closest soldiers had been killed and wept uncontrollably. Sun Quan personally dried his tears and praised him for his efforts. Sun Quan kept Ling Tong on his personal boat and cared for his wounds himself until Ling Tong was finally healed. Sun Quan promoted him to the rank of Lieutenant General and doubled the number of soldiers under his command.
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>>173331315
Have sex hit the showers work out get a clue peasant
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>>173331803
>tfw Ling Tong hated Gan Ning in real life

Fucking Koei.
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So apparently Ling Tong got fucking screwed by KT. Not as badly as Wei Yan, but still pretty shitty. Any other highlights of historical figures done disservices?
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>>173336153
Xu Zhu wasn't that dumb.
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>>173336153
Sun Ce?
He was smart, serious general and leader

DW: Lmao dudes check my sick goatee beard and 2 stick as weapons, lmao dudes
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>>173336153
Zhang He
Yue Jin
Deng Ai for not being relevant later on
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>>173336671
Hey, that goatee is nice.
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>>173336671
He consistently has top 3 best movesets in DW imo. Those tonfas are $1cK.
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>>173336240
Okay, maybe Xu has Wei Yan beat. Being turned into a fat retard is worse than being a caveman.
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>>173336671
The tonfas are basically just punching the shit out of people. They're amazing.
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This guy!
I don't know who he was in history, but im sure not as fucking degenerate as he is in game! Literaly can't stand this faggot
FUCKING HELL
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>>173337232
How cool is it for him to show up at a time like this?
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>>173337232
>"I think I want to suck you off and bear your children..."
>"Uhh, forgot anything I'm saying!"
What did he mean by this?
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>>173337232

In spite of his low opinion of himself, Li Dian was well-loved by nearly everyone in the army. He was praised as a knowledgeable and elegant man, with a great intellect and fine bearing. He was a humble and generous man who never tried to put others down in order to advance himself. He was a man of great integrity who was always willing to put aside his personal desires – his own dreams, his enmities, his plans – and focus on what was best for the state. For all this, the soldiers of Cao Cao’s armies looked up to him as a leader, in spite of his youth.

Li Dian was not really one of Cao Cao’s most accomplished generals, at least compared to the likes of Xu Huang, Zhang Liao, Cao Ren, and so on, but he was a fine commander and brave warrior who contributed significantly to Cao Cao’s success. While there are certainly a few who I think contributed a bit more than Li Dian, I would never try to downplay Li Dian’s successes or his merits, and I think he definitely deserves due recognition for all that he did.

The historical Li Dian was a man with innumerable great qualities. He was intelligent, humble, studious, dedicated, dutiful, loyal, filial, reliable, and all around heroic. He was a self-sacrificing man who was always ready to put aside his own wants for the greater good. He was a skilled general and a respected scholar, no matter what he might tell you. For all of this, he deserve nothing but praise. There isn’t a single bad thing I could think of to say about him
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>>173337389
100% believable tbqh
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>>173326290
>>173326720
>>173327858
God, even this story about Zhuge Liang was made up. It's bad enough he was a terrible """strategist""" and historical revisionist (who would think that outlawing record keeping would be a good idea?), but the man didn't even invent some kind of dish? Did Sleepy Dragon do ANYTHING of note in history?
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>>173337232
>le insecure and annoying brazen homosexual face

BRAVO KT

I'm sure the real Li Dian would love it.
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>>173337389
>That monologue he had after Hefei
Jesus the gay
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>>173337389
Succ~
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>>173337765
Successful conman?
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>>173337765

He was an accomplished scholar who wrote numerous commentaries and essays, and - for better or worse - became the original source of written history regarding Shu. He was a skilled economist and legal authority who helped to maintain Shu’s economy and build up the state’s infrastructure, and he helped write the legal code as well. He was certainly one of the state’s finest administrators, and it’s easy to understand why Liu Bei left him in charge of civil affairs - and why he left the military to Li Yan.
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>>173338013
Oh yeah, that is true...too bad Jiang Wei pissed all of Shu's resources down the drain over the course of his 9348509345 northern campaigns. I heard Shu was really starting to prosper after losing Wu Zhang and not fighting for a few years.
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>>173337765
Tell me again how a nobody bloodied Wei on numerous occasions, despite facing vastly superior and entrenched enemy forces led by Wei's best talents.
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>>173338496
Because he was really good at setting ambushes against pursuing Wei forces when he was retreating from his disasterous campaigns, had the natural defense of the maze-like mountains backing him up and Wei Yan's dwarf fortress system of defense that was tried and proven time and time again.
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LOL
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>>173341017
How can someone be so incompetent?
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>>173341279
Too lazy to crop tbqhwyfam
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>>173341410
I was talking about Sun Quan
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>>173297101
I'm not that fucked in the head.
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>>173341882
Yes you are, you're in love with your cute little boyfriend

There's no denying it
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>>173340560
You'll notice that those mountains were as much Zhuge Liang's enemies as his friends. The only occasions I recall in which Zhuge Liang was outright checked were Ma Su's fuckup and Hao Zhao's defense; on all other occasions, Zhuge Liang retreated because the Qi Mountains prevented useful resupply. Thus why Zhuge Liang, as Sima Yi astutely observed, always favored the quick and decisive battle, and why he chose to siege Hao Zhao rather than taking the long route to Chencang; he understood that he was basically operating in hostile territory with no supply lines and therefore had to aggressively establish positions. So chalk that up as another disadvantage, because Wei did have supply lines to supply its much larger army.

Note that, despite this, Wei still had to field many times Zhuge Liang's number in men and therefore many times more in materiel. Tit for tat Zhuge Liang hurt Wei far more than Wei hurt Shu.
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>>173342047
Piss off Yueying.
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Would you a Game of Thrones Musou?
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>>173343206
>game of reddit
>good

no thanks
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>>173343206
No, GoT is barely about battles, and we all know Koei can't write for shit
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>>173343253
how about Lord of the Rings?
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>>173343440
>lord of reddit
>good

no thanks
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>>173343523
how about Romance of the Three Kingdoms?
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>>173343523
Dune?
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>>173343523
How about a reddit musou?
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>>173343567
>Romance of the Three Reddits
>good

no thanks
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>>173343605
Now we're talking.
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>>173343658
Go back to your children's games you shit-eating DW faggot. Your fucking moe bullshit weeb waifu designs and shitty fuccbois are a disgrace to the warlords and generals of the three kindgoms era.
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>>173343602
Dune is too deep for Koei
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Does anyone else want horseback dueling mechanics, to replicate some of the stuff in the ROTK novel? I can't think of how it would be integrated seamlessly into gameplay, though.
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>>173343823
B^)
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>>173343890
Maybe it's because I'm retarded but I actually like trashing peons on horseback as stiff as it is now.

Aside from when you're using a weapon that alternates sides. Fuck whoever thought that was okay.
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We must fight Guan Yu
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>>173344098
our /wuboi/
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30 years war musou
Evangelion musou
Fall of Qin musou
Early hominid musou
Golden Horde musou
Princess waltz musou
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>>173345701
Please no more anime musou
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>>173345873
well, there's the idea of them making a Musou based off of either Song of Ice and Fire (aka: Game of Thrones), or even AMC's Into the Badlands...
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>>173344098
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>>173345873
Legend of Galactic Heroes musou.
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>>173346092
They would never going to get that license
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>>173346462
they got the licence for that one upcoming King Arthur movie, so there's that.
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>>173346708
That won't go anywhere, since Japan will be upset when they find out King Arthur is a man.
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What's the deal with the other category in DW8CE? Should I be playing those as they unlock, or wait until everything else is finished?

My plan was to do Wei > Wu > Shu >Lu Bu > Jin, but i'm not sure what to do with Other.
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>>173346708
Sega could get GoT license for Total war games, because it was too expensive

So yeah i don't think Koei have that much money
Or would even bother to spend money for western fans, since fuckers can't even bring eng dub to latest games
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>>173347003
Other is just dumb, silly what if scenarios
You can play it in any order
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>>173347003
They pretty much don't matter, so just do them whenever. It's just your rare chance to use a character that you otherwise wouldn't have any stages.
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>>173347003
don't bother, the end mission is where you as Lu Bu beat off the top officers of Wei, Wu and Shu while Dong Zhou, Diaochan and Yuan Shao have a threesome
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>>173347060
Wait, Sega tried to make a GoT total war? Well thank god that didn't go through.
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>>173347396
Yeah, but license was too expensive
So eventually they end up with Warhammer
And dont forget Total war is sega's top 3 most profitable franchise, so they dont mind to spend lots of money on it

Make me wonder how fucking much did GoT license cost
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>>173347759
How the ruck did TellTale and Cyanide end up getting licenses then?
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>>173348018
Dunno about Cyanide but, TellTale is ip vampires, they always finds a way
Maybe promises like 70% of profit or something
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>>173348018
TellTale might be bigger than you think. Normies eat up anything they put out since most of them mainly play games just for the story alone. TellTale takes advantage of that demographic and calls what they make "games".
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>>173347327
That would be quite the sight, though.
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>>173344083
That's old-school, boyo. Only a few characters had attacks that only hit one side back in the day.
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Xiahou Ba x Zhurong /ss/ when?
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Who is your favorite officer from each faction in terms of gameplay?
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>>173351626
Wei: Jia Xu or Dian Wei
Wu: Huang Gai or Sun Ce

Haven't played through all of Shu or Jin yet, but in older installments I liked playing as Zhang Fei even if he was a fat piece of shit that got killed by his own men because of how much they hated him.
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>>173351626
>Shu
I guess Xu Shu, Pang Tong and brush pen man (I always loved the idea of using a brush pen as a weapon desu)
>Wei
/ourguy/ ofc, Cai Wenji and Yu Jin
>Wu
Sun Jian, Lu Meng, Sun Ce, my man genericswordsamuraireplicaman, and someone I don't remember by name
>Jin
Sima Yi, WWE representant, Zhong Who?, J.I.A Chong, Wen Yang was ok and the one who makes Sima Yi tremble
>Others
THE HEAVENS, Lu Buhuhu, Shu secret agent, King Gong and Xiapi girl
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>>173351626
For Wu, Ling Tong for that EX1 and throwing people on the ground, and Sun Jian for the ringed blade. Wei Yan for the double voulge. And lastly Jia Chong in Jin, his weapon and moveset are really fun and getting the highest number of combo with minimal effort is pretty satisfying.

Haven't played Wei or Other characters much, but overall I like spinning things.
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>no hypothetical ROTK scenario where Sima Shi becomes emperor but tragically is mauled by a tiger when it steals his meat bun and he runs after it
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>>173351626
>Shu: Zhao Yun (not gonna lie, i do like his floppy spear) and Jiang wei

>Wu: Lu Meng, Sun Quan and That guy everyone always forgot his name (i unironically forgot his name)

>Wei: Zhang Liao, Yu Jin and Yue Jin

>Jin: Sima Yi (dont really like any jin people moveset)

>Other: Lu Bu and his slut daughter
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>>173354018

(You) can make that a reality this April 25th.
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>>173354139
>(not gonna lie, i do like his floppy spear)

Seriously though, why is it so fucking floppy? Is it made out of rubber?
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Is it true that Zhenji was a shotacon?
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>>173354396
Qiangs are actually kind of floppy
https://youtu.be/fdd-GEBio98
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>>173354498
She was five years older than Cao Pi. He had a serious hankering for a GILF I think.
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>>173354396
It supposed to be visual effect i guess

I think if you swing a spear REALLY FAST it's going to look like this irl too
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>>173354697
You can see it a tad better here too: https://youtu.be/TIs9HS7QdJo
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>>173354307
I really hope it's good. I have so many ideas.
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>>173355873

Here's a preview of it, looks amazing.

https://youtu.be/uPlKh_Ppgho
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>>173351626
Wei: Yu Jin
Wu: Zhao Yu
Shu: Yueying ( With 8Empires weapon)
Jin: Xiahou Ba
Other: Chen Gong
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>>173337480
>KT interprets this as homosexual
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>>173356664
To be fair, when you spend a lot of time going over the warring states period in Japan, everything seems homosexual.
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>>173351626
Way: Cao Cao or Duel-wielding Axe Pirate
Woo: Sun Jian
Shoe: Xu Shu
Other: Zhurong or H E A V E N S man
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>>173356785
Well, back in the day, dudes fucked. As long as you were giving it, it wasn't bad. And if you were a child you were expected to take it.
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Why is she so perfect /eagg/?
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>>173357627
she's not perfect

she's been defiled by the sleepy reptile
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>>173357750
that just means she has low enough standards that I look like a Greek God compared to Asian Strategist Jesus
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>>173357862
don't be down on yourself

i'm sure if you were nice enough to her she'd be head over heels for you!
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>>173358215
see I tried that but all I got was pepper spray and girls sitting on the opposite side of the classroom.

pic related it's me
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>>173357627
I used to like her, but she had shitty hair in 7 and something felt off about her face in 8.
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>>173351626
Eugene
DW7 Ding Feng
DW5 Ma Chao
DW8 Zhuge Dan
Dong Bomb
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>>173358335
I used to look like that too but I decided I hated looking like and acting like that so I changed!

pic related it's me
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>>173357627
She was actually pinoys, pokpok pakantot
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Jiang Wei, a perfect example of good gameplay marred by a bad peronality
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>>173359708
Literally 50% of DW/SW characters
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>>173354139
>his slut daughter

Delete this right now.
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>>173359708
I like his english voice, I know he sound like faggot
but i like it
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>>173360020
it sounds like his voice actor is trying to bury an irish accent
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Why is he so perfect brahs?
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>>173360079
You forgot your image.
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>>173359708
He is actually kind of close to being interesting. Everything in Shu goes to shit to the point where he has absolutely no chance of standing against Wei, and yet he keeps throwing his army desperately against them. If they played up his desperation more as a character flaw, it might help some.
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>>173360201
:(
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>>173360079
is that someone they're putting into 9? I've never seen him before.
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>>173358107
>i-i'm only doing it for the views
>i just import musou IRONICALLY guys, for MONEY
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>>173360079
Are they rereleasing 7 with new characters?
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>>173361352
>being so much of a butthurt faggot that he can't just say he doesn't want to wait half a year to play it
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>>173361830
>replaying 7 with good graphics
>remade music
>8's character designs
>Yueying gets the Hand Crossbow
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>>173360079
I love that guy, I just forget his. Anyone know it?
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>>173365828
With him, sometimes you even forget to ask what
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how do I get 5 and 6 star weapons
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Friendly reminder that Zhang Jiao was the true hero of China.
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>>173365828
He's that guy famous for capturing all those enemy commanders and playing an important role during the Battle of Xiaoting.
Pan Zhang, I think his name was.
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>>173366951
Literally who?
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>>173332570
>>173333171
I still find it stupid that Koei haven't insert this suicidal tendency to Ling Tong's character in the game.

>>173336153
Too many to count.
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>>173367664

It really is shocking since the Fujo's would eat up a sulking, depressed pretty boy while the historyfags will be pleased. Literally everyone is happy.
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>>173351626
Shu: Zhao Yun, Zhang Fei and Ma Chao
Wei: Xiahou Dun, Zhang Liao, Yu Jin
Wu: Han Dang
Jin: Wen Yang and Deng Ai
Other: Lu Bu and Lu Lingqi
Not even memeing, I like polearms/spears movesets.
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>>173367026
He was a drinker and a gambler, but personality-wise became Wu's Yu Jin.
During the attack on Hefei, the death of two Wu generals left their ranks disorganized and scattered. Pan Zhong chased down two deserters and executed them and forced the rest back into battle.
He worked alongside Lu Xun under Lu Meng to block Guan Yu's possible retreat routes during the invasion of Jing Province.
During the Battle of Jiangling, he made a bunch of rafts, set them on fire, and sent them downstream, destroying Wei's pontoon bridges.

Despite his strictness, he still loved making and spending money and, after battles, would always set up a market to distribute military equipment.

In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he is credited for capturing Guan Yu and Guan Ping. He received Guan Yu's weapon as a spoil of war.
At Battle of Xiaoting, he is paralyzed by fear at the sight of Guan Yu's ghost. Guan Xing uses this opportunity to rip out his heart and avenge his father.
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????
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>>173370350
He's probably talking about Lianshi
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>>173370350
I can't believe he died, he was my favorite woo
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>>173370350
lil delsin is one smart cookie
>>
OUTOFMYWAYVERMIN
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>>173360079
Hey everybody! It's Han Dang! He's so famous!
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>>173371067
Can anyone provide me with a DECENT CHALLENGE?!
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>>173371297
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>>173371297
Who's Han Dang?
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>>173372193
I think it's Sun Jian's alias.
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>>173368942

>that spoiler

That's not true... right?
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>>173373764
It isn't. I left out the part where Guan Xing killed him before ripping out his heart.
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h-here I go!
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Why is She so downed on? It's a classic underdog story. A bunch of cloth-clad peasants, some with little more than the clothes on their backs, rise to become one of the Three Kingdoms. Maybe you don't like the underdog story, but I've never met so many people who openly despise the underdog.
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>>173374429
I absolutely hated the crescent blade. It's like Lu Meng's pike, except complete shit. Even Zhao Yun's Dragon Spear is better.
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>>173374773
Underdog stories are only good when the underdog are the good guys, and contrary to what RotTK and DW will tell you, Shu was as much of an asshole as anyone else was.
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>>173374773
Because muh history
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>>173374773
The story's archetypal backbone isn't the problem. It's the characters there-in and their actions that generate the problem.
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>>173374780
muh range

muh ebin god of war dragon
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Questions about Samirau Warriors 4

Does it have english voices? Should I play 4 or 4-II? How different is it from Dynasty Warriors?
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>>173374773
t. Argroh the gay
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>>173375030
no
4
kinda different
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>>173375030
Only thing I know is that 4-II sucks.
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>>173375030
more hallway maps than DW
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>>173375030
>How different is it from Dynasty Warriors?

Less characters
More corridors
Fuckboys
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>>173374773
Let's think of an underdog story with a little league baseball team.
In this story, they cheat, steal, lie, and assault people to get ahead in the small little league, but the narrative doesn't at all address any of this and pretends that they got to where they were through hardwork, guts, and being overall nice people.

There's a massive dissonance between the tone and the actions of the characters which can alienate people from Shu.
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>>173374894
>>173374910
>>173374974
I keep hearing this, but it seems literally like blowing up some of Shu's mistakes while downplaying, say, Wei's. Like, Liu Bei never killed a bunch of peasants, but everyone acknowledges that Cao Cao did. But people fault Liu Bei for taking territory like he wasn't supposed to, even though the whole point is to restore the Han and everyone else was doing it.
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>>173375152
The storylines mostly suck. Being able to control two characters and send them to another part of the map to save on travel time when you switch is great, though.
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>>173375106
>>173375152
>>173375181
>>173375332
Guess I'll just play 8 Xtreme Legends then. Thanks for the advice.

Also, any new word on that new DW Game? I haven't been here since it was announced.
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>>173375401
A big part of it is the fact that while they may only have been as technically bad as everyone else, they hid behind the excuse of "BENEVOLENCE", while everyone else was just doing what they do.

Also, while the CITIZENS may have been fine, the SOLDIERS were notoriously mistreated. That's why Zhang Fei got offed; His officers got sick of his bullshit and killed him for it, then jumped ship to Wu.
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>>173375401
Difference being that Shu's immoral actions are entirely ignored and glossed over so that they can still say that they are fueled by good will alone.

Wei's storiers aren't strangers to being painted in a darker light an acknowledging those actions.
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>>173375437
No new info since it was announced. Hopefully they reveal new things soon after the MS English release.
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>>173375956
Musou Stars, right? When was that again?
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>>173376105
Yeah, they just trademarked it in English not too long ago. No release date that I know of.
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>>173374780
C6-EX. Long range, unblockable, and I swear that it has innate Slash element because it does stupidly high damage.
However, if you remove the EX attacks, I agree that Crescent Blade is dogshit compared to the regular Pike.

>>173375030
I recommend SW4E. The awesome SW4 gameplay, but with better tactical options, and no dogshit storyline.
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Anyone have the ending credits song for DW8XL on hand? I can't seem to find it online, and I really liked that shit.
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Should I do it?
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>>173376769
accept her love but don't marry.
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>>173376769
Don't!
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>>173376616
The Historical or Hypothetical songs?
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>>173377136
Historical, I think it was.
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>>173377150
Google: Dynasty Warriors 8: Ending Credits - Historical - Arashigaoka

Look for the 'freemp3now' link. (6th one down for me) There's a list of songs and it will be the first one.
There's an identical one below it but it's 30 seconds long. I actually downloaded it myself, it's 4.69MB.
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>>173375401
Because people still can't accept that the games are nothing like the historical records and the names and settings are the only things it shares with the RoTK novel. That's it. 8 games later and people still get mad over KT never giving a shit about the source material. It's like getting mad at Fate/Stay Night's Saber for being a female King Arthur in 2017.

The only way it'll ever happen is if they reboot the entire series
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>>173377756
Yep, this is exactly what I was after. Many thanks, Friend!

As a token of gratitude, Have a Lingqi.
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>>173377886

>KT never giving a shit about the source material.

They do actually otherwise they wouldn't include Bu Lianshi who doesn't exist in the fictional version of events and only exists in the historical records.
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>>173378117
I'm going to need the other pictures of Lingqi.
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>>173378508
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>>173378508
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>>173378117
>when you know what Lingqi has been though in /eagg/
>tfw friendly Anon gives her to me
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>>173378707
Where can I see the full comic of this anyway?
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>>173378819
Search for URC or Momoya Show Neko on your frequent hentai site.
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>>173378819
Lu Lingqi Muzan
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>>173378819
oh this is gonna end well...
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>>173378786
Best girl deserves better.
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>>173379108
/eagg/ just realized that they like being on the other end of the bullying for a change.
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>>173379247
It isn't bullying if she learns to love it.
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>>173379551
Bullying someone until they are mindbroken and addicted to bullying?
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>>173379640
Isn't that the best way?
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>>173379803
It's the only way
>>
STOP

THIS

RIGHT

NOW
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>>173378117
What animal is that that she's holding, anyway?
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>>173380323
looks like a chow chow
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>>173380059
you have no power here donganon
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>>173380613
I wield supreme power

even if I'm at the bar
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>>173379108
>Lu Lingqi is part of the historical bad end of Lu Bu's story
>Diaochan is part of the hypothetical good end of Lu Bu's story

Maybe in DW9(XL)
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>>173381264
>even if I'm at the bar
fucking normie
>>
Not to sound pathetic, but thanks for being here for me /eagg/. These threads help me keep going a lot more than I would ever want to admit to any normie. So, thank you.
>>
>>173381769
>not going outside
fucking moleman
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>>173381474
We can only hope that it's reversed.
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>>173383017
Y-you too, anon?
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>>173383636
Yeah.
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>>173383017
>>173383636
>>173383763
we love you guys
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>>173383017
Never give up, Anon.
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>>173383017
No worries, Han Dang.
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>>173383881
Thank you.

>>173384276
I try my best. Even if it is often not enough.

>>173384308
Han Dang is pretty talented. Thank you.
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>>173383184
>only bars are outside
Cmon don't be a drunkard now
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Why is /eagg/ the comfiest of all threads?
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i want to push liu bei into a mud puddle
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Is there any point to the Empires games other than marrying your waifu and executing Cao Cao, Liu Bei and securing Sun Quan's right to rule?
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>>173384885
executing everyone in the game except your waifu and yourself
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>>173377886
Literally every single thread. Why has this remained so accurate?
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>>173384885
securing sun jian's right to survive
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>>173384739
Killing chinks are comfy thats why
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>>173384885
Giving Lu Lingqi a fate she deserves
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>>173384885
>other than marrying your waifu
Having kids with your husbando. The thought of my CAW mating with Yu Jin sustains me.
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>>173385587
>Yu Jin
>"You were foolish to sneak a cookie from the cookie jar before dinner. You are to be executed at once."
Get out while you can
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>>173385483
>fate she deserves
>telling her you love her
>giving her a ugly child
>giving her all of china
>stealing her red feather
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>>173385912
What if she gave you her red feathers
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>>173386162
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How do you make good looking male and female CAWs in DW8:E? What settings do you usually use?
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>>173385912
>Made a custom scenario specifically so I could help Lingqi conquer China

I'd go beyond China, if the game let me. Best girl deserves better.
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>>173386585
Yeah better place to get raped at, not just some shack
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Isn't Lingqi like 14 or something? Why is everyone in this thread obssessed with fucking a child? Lianshi, Yueying, Li Dian, and Zhurong are all of age and way better characters.
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Frankly, I'm wondering what kind of person thinks this meme is funny.
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>>173387346
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
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>>173387346
>Li Dian

Wait, did you think if you snuck this in there no one would notice?
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>>173387849
He needs love too anon
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>>173387849
I mean, he talks about wanting to marry you and bear your children every time he compliments you so why not label him as a wife?
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>>173387950
>>173387970
Keep it behind closed doors, Yue Jin.
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>>173387346
Everyone in this thread is Zhang Fei.
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>>173388071
How did you get that picture of me?
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>>173387410
It's not exactly funny, it's just we have to cling to this meme till at least RoTK 13 PUK come out in English lest this thread will be dead.
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>>173384885
For terrible shipping fantasies. Only reason to get it.
>Zhang Liao x Cai Wenji for honorable pure warriors
>Sima Shi x Yuanji because I like them
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>>173388071
Brb, going to go rape kidnap and rape a 13 year old.
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>>173385912
>"You rescued me from loneliness. I have no words to express this joy."

I will never regret this choice.
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>>173277040
Tell him you'll never be as good as your father was
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I began as an ordinary man in a land in split between two kingdoms of England and France, with a third power being honorless mercenaries. I was in town, contemplating the chaos that had befallen the land, when I sew a fair and virtuous maiden warrior on horseback. I was instantly smitten with this maiden, who I later I learned was named Joan and who served as marshal to the French king.

For years I wandered the land to better myself as a man, saving the people and bringing justice upon evildoers. I refused all offers to join any kingdom until I believed myself worthy to meet her eye to eye.

That was when it happened. A man, another lordless vagrant like myself, brought to me a request--to assassinate an officer. It had not been the first time; long had I parted many of the honorless mercenaries from their lives. But here I was in the kingdom of the maiden Joan. But, for some reason, I took this request. It was not until the man was dead at my feet did I realize who it was. It was shortly after this that the king that the maiden Joan served invited me to become his strategist. I accepted; at last I believed I could stand side-by-side with the maiden I admired.

It was then for the first time that Joan and I met formally, though we had seen each other on the battlefield many times over the years. With time, it came to pass that she returned my affections. I was happy, truly. But I never told her the circumstances of how I came into my position at her side; how could I tell such a woman of virtue that my fortunes were merely the result of murder. Despite what I wanted, I could not truly meet Joan eye to eye; instead, my eyes were downcast in shame.

Thus, without giving her an answer to her confession, I resigned my office and departed the kingdom to roam once more. I will not return until I can redeem my sins tenfold.
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>>173390149
>I will not return until I can redeem my sins tenfold.
That plan really went up in smoke, didn't it?
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>>173390658
Fuck you.
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>>173390658
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>>173390658
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>>173391010
>>173391723
>>173391781
Settle down guys, you make it seem like there's more at stake here than there is.
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>>173392516
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>>173392692
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>>173392516
This is why no one likes you.
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>>173393553
He did pretty well in that /eagg/ poll a few threads back.
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When the hell is this guy going to become useful? Search ability is at 4 and battle at 5, the upgrade components are incredibly rare and no matter how many times I upgraded him he is still completely unable to properly complete amission on the first damn map.
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>>173395805
Gotta get that search up. If you have the area unlocked, you kill a bunch of oni there to make the supply route safe, then the merchant will sell those rare parts.
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Show me your CAWs /eagg/.
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>>173396187
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>>173396187
Here is my CAW CAW
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what if dynasty warriors was just a yaoi game all along ?
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>>173396928
then it'd be Basara
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>>173396187
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>>173396187
He uses an Axe.
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>>173395805
It took until at least 8 search and 9 battle for that guy to be useful for me.
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>Be Prefect
>Help Ruler Lu Lingqi conquer Rulers left and right
>Help Lingqi defeat Ruler Liu Shan
>She preforms her first execution on him

Well, I wasn't especially fond of the guy, but I didn't hate his guts either. Oh well, if that what must be, that's what must be. Sorry, Bench Juice, but you should have thought twice before opposing my waifu.

Liu Bei is also a prefect alongside me and took part in that battle, which makes this exceptionally fucked up.
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>>173400469
Liu Bei was just making sure someone finished what he started.
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>>173400852
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>>173396187
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>>173396187
2
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>>173406064
Is he alright?
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>>173406193
he took an arrow to the face xd
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>>173406064
>Trying to outdo your dad
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>>173406221
>>>out
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>>173406429
>Delete post and repost
>Still get the cross linking wrong
Maybe I'm the retard.
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Wait it's already past bump limit
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>>173406429
>>>/out/
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>>173406429
Look at this newfag
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>>173407010
Huh, didn't even notice that. /eagg/ is fast these days.
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>>173407483
it's all due to my love for lingqi

and several autists' hatred of that love
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>>173407525
That's a cute way to describe your autism
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New thread >>173407702
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>>173396049
>safe level in ages lets you buy the rare materials
oh thank god
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