/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Genderbent Edition

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>>173407702
>Cao Cao's cao caos

>>173407702
First for Hyrule Warriors is the best, butthurt console warriors be damned.

first for Berserk Musou was good

PUT YO GRASSES ON

>>173407785
>>173407850
First for I haven't played these yet.

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Now /eagg/, you can either have Jing Province or you can trade it all in for what's in this box.

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>>173407991

Cao Cao is the best

>>173407850
>PUT YO GRASSES ON
why does everyone think Masamune says "Put ya guns on!" when he actually says "to the gun zone!" ?

>>173407702
That's a nice pair of ambitions

Hey guys guess what?

Xiapi

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>>173410440
YAMERO!

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>>173410440
I don't think her father would appreciate what you're saying about his daughter.

>>173410667
Too bad that he's dead.

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>>173410867
No he isn't. He's done nothing to be killed by someone. He's a peaceful man.

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I will never understand the mindset of the people who fall in love with fictional characters.

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>>173411898
They can't fail, deceive, disappoint or hurt you like real people.

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>>173412119
But aren't you now just torturing yourself, knowing she'll never love you back?

>>173412396
I've come to terms that dreams are better than reality.

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>>173412396
Perhaps the same can be said of all women

>>173411898
it depends on whether you're approaching the concept of a waifu as virtue worship or as romance
obviously the second is silly

>>173412485
If it keeps you sane.
>>173412504
Maybe.

>>173412559
This makes more sense

>>173412396
To add more to what this anon says >>173412559 If you love a real person, that person will fuck something up sooner or later, breaking the good image you have of that person, but the same can't be said for fictional characters. Fictional characters will always stay perfect and ideal as long as your mind allow them to, this can be an emotional crutch for you to lean on when you can no longer depend on anyone else, an impossible goal that urges you to keep better yourself or a voice to keep you from straying to a wrong path. I know because I'm very devoted to my waifu.

Did this become /a/ while I was not looking or what?

>>173413481
It's just a one time thing, I swear.

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I just joined his army, why is he taking me on a stroll through town?

>>173413650
He wants to put his penis in you!

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I guess this will be the last Basara to come out for the PS3?

How is it? Any substantial improvements over Sumeragi?
Do any of Sumeragi's DLCs carry over?

What would you do with Cai Wenji Alter?

>>173414095
I would kidnap her, take her up north and marry her

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>>173410440
SHOO
SHOO

>>173414731
I can't read hieroglyphics, what are they saying?

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>>173413650
>"So...do you have a husband?"
>"Yes, I do my lord. He is the Sleeping Dragon, Zhuge Liang."
>"Good. Good."

>>173413650
COWCOWED

What's the best Warriors game on PS2?

>>173415370
Dynasty Warriors 5.

>>173415370
The Warriors

>>173415075
I dont know. I assume shes embarassed over baby pics. CUTE!!

>>173415370
4.

>>173415370
What do you get if you combine the best DW game (5) and the best SW game (2), with a sprinkle of crazy?

You get Warriors Orochi 2

>>173415370
SW2E.

>>173415370
Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2

Do you think Zhang Liao molested Lu Lingqi, when she was a kid?

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This is an ugly, ugly, ugly woman. Everyone, point and laugh at her for how ugly she is!

>>173416221
>she

>>173416164
Zhang Liao is pure, he would never

>>173416293
repressed homo please go

Which DW girl has the cutest butt?

>>173415370
DW 3

>>173416164
Fuck off.

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>>173416293
Honestly this character is the one with the highest potential to be a trap

>>173416830
What a cute boy :3

>>173416747
pretty rude desu senpai

If we at /eagg/ were to add to the pastebin the games we recommend the least to people from each series, what would they be?
inb4 SW3

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>>173415821
Thanks

>>173407785
Hyrule Warriors is on console.

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Reminder that Lingqi only takes BNC (Big Nanman Cock)

>>173419435
Hey! That's not true, Lingqi take any cock

>>173418030
don't just thanks us what are you going to play faggot

>>173420602
Thank you

>>173420786
Thank you.

>>173420962
Thank you

>>173421212
Thank you

>>173421340
Thank you

>>173421380
Thank you

>>173422126
Thank you

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>>173407702
>Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada

I swear Koinuma's parents must have been killed by a crazed naginata or something
>make officer with naginata in SW1
>really enjoy the moveset
>SW2 comes out
>officer creation is axed
>cast is doubled
>none of the characters wields a naginata
>SW2 Empires comes out
>two unique NPCs are given a generic moveset
>Kojiro gets sword, Katsuie gets spear, naginata still left out
>at least officer creation is back
>SW3 comes out
>the one naginata user is a NPC
>SW3 Special comes next
>naginata user becomes playable
>she now uses a staff
>Warriors Orochi 2 is a thing
>among the original characters is Benkei
>the penultimate naginata is named after him
>he uses a rocket punch
>finally, Sanadamaru happens
>two new characters inherit the generic movesets
>Katsuyori gets the spear
>Hidetada gets the sword
>officer creation is axed
>naginata never ever

Considering SW has a fuckton of characters and none of them has a naginata (which is a typical weapon from the era after all) they must be doing this on purpose.

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>>173422142

>>173420602
>>173420786
>>173420962
>>173421212
>>173421340
>>173421380
>>173422126
>>173422142
Simply epic!

>>173423104
Thank you

>>173422604
in SW3, Naginata is available in CAW, same in the 4 games aside from Sanadamaru.

>>173423332
What's SW3?

>>173423997
best character designs in the series bar none

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>>173423997
Samurai Warriors 3, which, oddly enough, is for the Wii of all systems. though I guess ya can find it at a local wal-mart for cheap, maybe.

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>>173424776
also has built-in, a remake of the old NES game: "The Mysterious Murasame Castle" And even has the protagonist of the game as a unique playable.

>>173424776
It's also on PS3 and PSP

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>>173419435

>>173417549
I dont play SW
DW8
DW7
DW4
DW5
DW3
DW6

>>173417549
>inb4 SW3

Why not? It's the second best SW game

>>173424945
How is this old NES game?

>>173425242
>DW6
Don't sneak that pile of shit in there. You think I would not notice that?

>>173425457
well, less a remake and more, a big ol'e campaign in the game using the SW3 game engine that replicates various things from the NES title.

>>173424776
>>173425340
>>173424143
>"Nobody in /eagg/ has ever played 3 so we don’t know if it actually exist or not."

>>173425714
How is it even possible not to have a Wii?

>>173425945
How is it not possible to not get a joke?

>>173425126
BIG

>>173425669
That sounds kind of intriguing. But, I have no Wii. So I shall never know.

So let me get this straight.
8 was my first "real" dw, I had only rented the ps2 ones as a kid and remember almost nothing, aside from the gameplay.
They have produced 7 fucking games (not counting the first which is apparently different or something) and now they're making the 8th. All of them telling the same story. Now, how the actual FUCK do they keep it fresh? You know what's going to happen, why even bother? New characters? New gameplay elements? Do they at least focus on different bits of the history?

I mean, how many fucking times can you make the same stage with the same story and make it different each time.

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oh fuck off you benevolent irish cuck

>>173427312
Reminder that Jiang Wei did nothing wrong, he was just brainwashed by Zgay Lieong

>>173427009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtP-pYVEb14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEKyvIXcEAQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0SMkwQv-8Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2p2aryuRjw

By changing up map designs, adding mission objectives, new gameplay mechanics.

>>173427809
>"""New""" gameplay mechanics

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>>173427994
Renbu was new

>>173425517
I read it wrong. I posted games from best to worst.

>>173426879
WEI

>>173428112
DICK

>>173428040
Well, i can't argue with that

>>173425242
>>173428053
Why do people consider DW4 to be better than 5?

>>173427809
New characters
New music

>>173428191
They dont.
I do.
Better music
Better cutscenes
Dont act like playing Hu Lao Gate on 4 wasnt the best.

>>173427009
New ways to tell the story, no two games in the series tell the same story the same way.

>>173428313
SW2 and SW3 doing exactly same thing though

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How about this:

Samurai Warriors, but instead of Sengoku Jidai it's the Meiji Restoration

>>173428639
Too bad japs only cares about Sengoku jidai period
So we never going to get anything else

I would like to see something else
Maybe mongol invasion on MIng or something

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>>173428639
So Rurouni Kenshin Musou?

Where the fuck can I get the Jap PC version of ROTK X?

>>173429495
The pirate bay

>>173429628
I can only find XI and XII there

>>173429789
thepiratebay org/torrent/5653703/

Its pain in the ass to install
I just hope koei going to re rerelease in on steam with proper english

>>173430037
>Its pain in the ass to install
How come? Do I need to do anything special? There were a bunch of instructions in the comments but it looked normal enough.

>>173430242
1) Download the torrent of Sangokuski + PUK
2) Download the PUK english patch from kongming.net (there's two of them, get the PUK one)
3) Mount San10 Install Disc with Daemon Tools
4) Choose the top button in the menu to install
5) Some unreadable prompt comes up, just guess where the 'ok' button is. The other button is cancel. For the rest of the installation never press the cancel button.
6) Installation stops at 37%. Unmount the San10 install disc and mount the San10 game disc. Click the ok button to finish the installation.
7) Installation of main game finishes, window will close
8) Mount San10 PUK cd with daemon tools, ok to install.
9) There's no switching this time, installation of the expansion should finish.
10) Find where you downloaded your kongming modified San10PK.exe. Find the folder .../Program Files/Koei/San10PK. Copy and replace kongming's file with the one of the same name.
11) Click to start the game and enjoy!

Sound like pain in the ass to me!

anyone playing toukiden 2, how do I leave my NPC buddies at base?

>>173430495
That's just a normal procedure with every tiny step listed as 3 things to make it look harder.

>>173430805
I bet he never installed jap eroges

>>173430916
I did, in fact, a lot of them!

>>173430916

We had a joke at hentai games general that installing eroge is kinda like trying to summon a demon. Just as hard. God help you if it's a new game and there's no guide/translation yet.

Also, fucking japanese locale fucking up your other shit. I used to use, what was it called, that thing that changes your locale only temporarily but it broke and had to change my shit to japanese.

Some programs/games would detect that and show me moonrunes, among other things.

>>173430529
Talk to Kuan, remove buddies, hit option or enter.

>>173432090
>We had a joke at hentai games general that installing eroge is kinda like trying to summon a demon.
You guys must be pretty retarded, you only need to learn once how the buttons in japanese look like, then it's just like installation of any other game.

>>173432090
>Just as dick joke

Syrian civil war musou when

>>173432464
Zhang Jiao going full jihad

>>173432287

Do you actually have any idea what the fuck you're talking about retard?

Yeah, try to install dlc and mods without instructions and come back.

>>173432701
Refer to: >>173430916

>>173432701
I do it all the time, what's supposed to be special about this? Games of a single company generally are installed the same way, if you learn how to do it once or twice there's nothing special about it.

>>173430495

The patch isn't complete though is it?

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>>173430037
>I just hope koei going to re rerelease in on steam

I'm sure they will at some point

>with proper english

Ha!

>>173432464
Who is the Assad?
Cao Cao?

Do ROTK X or XII have complete english patches on PC?

Mandarin dub of DW when?

>>173435365
Best you're gonna get

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdzL01Mhmho

>>173422604
come play toukiden, it has naginata and they're FAST

>>173437552
How much content is there in Toukiden?

You guys over lingqi yet?

>>173439252
Pretty sure there isn't a single guy in here who hasn't been over her yet

except OP

>>173439252
She's my wife and I find myself falling even deeper in love with her every day we spend with each other.

>>173439252
BAAAAOOOOOOOO

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>>173439252
Negative.

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>playing dynasty warriors
>hear a knock at your door
>Why would anyone knock at your door?
>go to see who it is
>open the door
>see this

what do?

>>173439475
>Shittiest cosplay I've ever seen

>>173439252
>>173439425
>>173439475
One must wonder what happened to her after xiapi...

>>173439475
Realize she's actually dead and you just overdose

>>173439475
>"n-ni hao"
then invite her inside

>people still pretending to like Lu Lingqi
When will this meme die

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>>173439997
>pretending

>>173439997
True love is not a meme.

>>173440138
>>173440153
Nice memes

>>173439614
She became a huge meme and people started white knighting her because it's the latest trend in 'murika

I mean, I myself have a waifu, but I'm not this autistic over her.

Linfags from those threads literally belong to >>>/trash/

>>173440359
Americans are the worst

Lingqi bullying is the worst meme this general has ever forced.

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Why is she so perfect /eagg/?

>>173441314
I wonder what happnened to her after Chengdu...

>>173441314
>ugly man-faced foreigner with a big ol' zit on her forehead

No

>>173441397
>>173441409
she's better than Lingqi

>>173441135
>Lingqi bullying is the worst meme this general has ever forced.
It's just a joke, get over it.

>>173441135
Lingqi bullying is the best meme this general has ever created.

>>173441314
iirc she was regarded as being ugly irl, to the point of having a proverb

>>173441795
This isn't irl, instead this is where she is most perfect musou.

>>173441501
Wrong.

>>173442108
Wrong.

>>173442193
Wrong

>>173442279
Wrong.

>>173441501
>>173442193
I think I know wat happn...

>>173442279
Wrong.

>>173441502
No.
Bully someone else
Bully Cai Wenji.

>>173442378
Woah now hold up.

Do not bully Cai Wenji. She does not deserve it either.

Bully, like, Xingcai or something.

>>173442378
pls no, she actually was abused

>
《悲憤詩》

Poem of Sorrow and Anger

處所多霜雪,胡風春夏起。

My dwelling is often covered by frost and snow,
The foreign winds bring again spring and summer;

翩翩吹我衣,蕭蕭入我耳。

They gently blow into my robes,
And chillingly shrill into my ear;

感時念父母,哀嘆無窮已。

Emotions stirred, I think of my parents,
Whilst I draw a long sigh of endless sorrows.

有客從外來,聞之常歡喜。

Whenever guests visit from afar,
I would often make joy of their tidings;

迎問其消息,輒復非鄉里。

I lost no time in throwing eager questions,
Only to find that the guests were not from my home town.

>>173442378
I'll continue thanks

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>>173442527

Really makes you think......

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>>173442378
Don't bully the turtle.

>>173442378
>bully Cai Wenji
>>>/out/

>>173442378
>>173442467
>>173442596
>>173442658
canonically raped over and over by her chieftain husband and forced to bear his children, twice

>Lingqifags complain when they get bullied
>instantly begin bullying Cai Wenji
Lingqifags truly are despicable

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>Waifu Wars tearing apart /eagg/
>I'm just off to the side watching with best girl

It's nice not having to fight over your waifu with someone. It's also nice that executing Zhuge Liang is an option.

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>>173443464

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DELETE THIS HUANG YUEYING IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

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To be completely honest, if there is a woman to bully, it's Lady Liu, Yuan Shao's wife.
>I wonder what happned to her after Ye...

>>173443584
I'm pretty sure Cao Cao fug her

Whelp, I'm bored of Ambition 2.0. Now I gotta find another game to play.

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>tfw you were the one that started waifuing Lu Lingqi
>tfw you also started >xiapi
>tfw it's now the only thing this thread talks about anymore

wow, I'm an asshole

>>173442526
At least it's not 2010 ziming vs 2010 zhongda

>>173444331
You have gangrape fantasies about you're own waifu?

>>173444583
I actually think she's shit, I just needed material to keep the thread from page 10

>>173444583
Would you gangrape your waifu if the people in the gang were all just clones of you?

>>173444331
Stealing memes is a serious offence

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>Tao Qian kills Cao Cao father
>Cao Cao rise army and go to defeat him, Liu Bei rise army to help Tao Qian and calls Cao Cao a villain

>Later Lu Bu attack Cao Cao from behind
>Cao Cao get his army and defeat Lu Bu
>Liu Bei invite Lu Bu to his region and calls Cao Cao a villain

>Years later, Lu Bu backstab Liu Bei and take his land
>Lui Bei go ask Cao Cao to help, Cao Cao agree and defeat Lu Bu
>Lui Bei calls Cao Cao a villain

>More years later, Liu Bei kills his family and steal their land, and calls Cao Cao a villain

???

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>>173444706
You sought to create discussion that would keep us from Page 10 forever...and you succeeded.

>>173444706
I feel bad for LLQ now. Even her husbando doesn't love her.

Though now I have to wonder how many waifufags in other threads are just doing it ironically for attention while secretly hating the character and themselves.

>>173444816
It'll be just like my ero-doujins

https://e-hentai.org/s/ed837567e5/433477-221

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>>173444956

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>>173445184

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>>173445184
I like LLQ unironically.

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Linqi is a meme.

Wang Yi is eternal.

>>173445184
>I feel bad for LLQ
she's not real senpai

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>Waifu wars in /eagg/ again
>Not realizing who's the biggest enemy right now

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>>173446138
What's your point?

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>>173445901
Likewise. Best girl deserves better.

>>173446332
me on the right

>>173446423
SHE'S NOT REAL SENPAI

>>173446005
Speaking of which, there is also a "Wang Yi Muzan".

>>173446138
>>173446817

She actually is real though.

Lady Lü is first mentioned in historical records in 197. Yuan Shu had an on-and-off alliance with Lü Bu, and in that year, he decided that he really needed Lü Bu on his side. That was the year he declared himself Emperor of Zhong, and he needed all the help he could get to enforce that claim. So he communicated with Lü Bu and it was agreed that Lady Lü would marry Yuan Shu’s son, Yuan Yao.

>>173444331
>>173444706
you're heartless and don't deserve her

if I was home I'd post a dong zhuo jpeg to drive my point home

>>173446138
>>173446817
You're not real and you ain't my kouhai.

>>173446981
Waifufags propaganda

>>173446846
>Expecting it to be about Ma Chao raping her.
>It's Ma Dai having his men rape her.
Beware the friendly ones, I guess.

>>173447327
Better tell that to Wei Yan.

>>173447118
kek

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>>173447327
>>173447471

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We will never going to get a proper Cao Ren in DW games

Well, at least he have nice eng dub

>>173447670
Dude's like 4'3 lmao dude I'll call you if I need someone to run on the hamster wheel

>>173447670
"I AM A SHIELD! I AM A SHIELD! HAVE I TOLD YOU I'M A SHIELD? SHIIIEEELD!" - Buff Midget

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>>173447670

>the ROTK designers will never design the design the characters for a DW game

Why even live?

>>173447670
Stout McShortWide the Iron Dwarf is my favorite Way

>>173407702
>people are still missing the point regarding who's best girl

Rate my taste in best boys and best girls.

Zhang Liao
Wei Yan
Zhou Tai
Deng Ai
Guo Hai


Wang Yi
Xing Cai
Chunuha
Yuanji
Yue Ying

>>173449418
Inoffensive.

>>173449418
Ehhhh its okay i guess

>>173449418
Guys: 6/10

Girls: 9/10

>>173449418
I wouldn't sleep in the same bed as you, but I'd invite you to some parties

saika is best girl

Anyone here also a fan of classic arcade beat em ups or is it just me? I still play them, with an arcade stick. What Koei is doing is basically the modern version and keeps me happy that games like these still exist. A shitload of them too.

My dream game would be a modern take on the 2D side scrolling beat em up/hack and slash by Koei. No rpg elements, no real story, no unlocks just arcade gameplay and a bunch of fun characters.

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>>173449772
It's the 5 o'clock shadow, isn't it?

>>173449854
>No rpg elements, no real story, no unlocks
Based on today's expectations, that dream won't be realized.

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>>173449772

>>173450013

I know.
That's why I didn't enjoy dragon's crown.
Too complicated/rpg like.
What I want is basically just a classic 2D sidescroller beat em up you can finish in a single sitting but with multiple characters that play differently and a combo system, not just hitting one button.

>>173450906

Final Fantasy 15: A king's tale is your game my man.

>>173450906
Make it maggot. Make the next zombie smashers.

>>173450954

I didn't even know that existed.
I'll check it out.

Also, yes, there are the 3DS senran kagura games. Well, close enough I guess but I just don't "feel" it. The gameplay is kinda meh. I don't mind the weeb/lewdness at all, I actually like that.

>Found Xingcai to be pretty unremarkable in DW and WO
>Suddenly really like playing as her when she started wearing a thong

>>173443584
>>173443761
Yeah, but this is Cao Cao we're talking about, that's a given.

>>173447812
To be fair, Cao Ren's DW design is actually 5'9", but he looks shorted due to his crouched stance. This makes him the same height as Sow Sow, Leu Bay, Jewgay Liang, and Zhu Rong. He's only short in comparison to the 6'+ specimens that Wei is filled with.

>>173443464
Due to the weird scenarios in DW8E (without DLC, anyway), YY's never starts in the start kingdom as Zhuge Liang.
I married her playing as Xun Yu in one scenario, then Cao Cao stepped down and we took over the land.
It was glorious, except I didn't wait long enough to see how ugly the kids would look.

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>>173452356
>not giving her to Wei Yan
Itd be poetry.

>>173453139
>Zhuge Zhan's conception.jpeg

>>173453139
I...KEK...ZHUGE LIANG!

>>173407785
Nigga you ARE the butthurt console warrior if your saying that.

>>173454118
Ignore him, he just wants yours (you)

>>173444956
I know it wasn't intentional, but KT made Liu Bei look like such a jelly little bitch towards Cao Cao in 8. In Wei's story, Cao Cao hardly thinks of Liu Bei at all.

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>>173447670
People complain about DW8 being too anime, but they've toned it down a good amount from 7, which itself toned it down a shitload from 6.

I have a terrible feeling 9 may ramp it back up tho

>>173455097
yfw DW9 have ROTK style design

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COWABUNGA DUDE

>>173455097
7 was the real sweet spot. A lot of the designs were toned down for 8 but the movesets got even more ridiculous and the cutscenes were just plain shit in 8.

>>173444956
You mean
>Cao Cao massacres hundreds of thousands of unrelated civilians as a punitive measure against someone who was doubtfully involved in the death of Cao Cao's father
>just like what he does when he sieges Zhang Miso and massacres all the civilians there too
>later on Liu Bei goes and fights some guy who happens to be a very distant cousin in a time where that was not at all uncommon because families had many multiple branches (consider that one Cao Xing served Lu By during the latter's conflict with Cao Cao and is, in ROTK, the one to shoot out Xiahou Dun's eye)
>when people here even doubt that Liu Bei was a member of the imperial clan in the first place, fucking pick one either he was or he wasn't

>>173455672
so did the developers ever explain this

>>173456181
What's there to explain?

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>>173456676

>>173455305
You mean every man has almost exactly the same looking armor in different colors, a choice between hairbun or no hairbun, everyone gets helmets, and most have the same exact moustache and beard?

>>173456938
I need my games about slaughtering thousands of people with a single superhuman officer who wields a surfboard blade boat, magical floating tomahawks, lightning-summoning feathers, black hole inducing billiards, or a gigantic drill to have historically accurate and down to Earth designs.

Without it, my immersion will be completely ruined.

>>173456938
Still better than almost everyone looks like faggots

You fucking blind if you think everyone looks same in ROTK

>>173456938
Just google ROTK13 portraits or whatever, and tell me all of them looks same, literaly much more memorable than 20 same lookin Guan kids

>>173458098
>20

There's four, tho

>>173458098
>One of them looks okay but is a actually betaboy who lost to a retard.

>The other one looks like a faggot but is the only one is getting pussy

>The youngest is literally homo with his cousin

What went wrong with Guan genes?

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>Ruler Lu Lingqi executed Wang Yi

Well, I suppose that was a Mercy, considering she was apart of the Ma Chao Kingdom.

>>173458546
Grief has blinded her anon. All her innocence is gone, replaced by rage.

>>173458546
So that's what happened after Xiapi...

>>173458140
All Shu looks same so its hard to tell
;^)

>>173458743
She never had innocence to begin with

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>>173458743
>>173458748
The sad part is, it's not much of a stretch to imagine Lingqi winding up as Wang Yi 2.0 after Xiapi.

The best DW designs are better than any rotk designs

>cao cao
>liu bei
>sima yi

all 100% perfect as of DW8

>>173441314
What's wrong with her right hand? Also damn, /eagg/ is fast these days.

>>173447670
>tfw Koei completely forget about his pacifist personality
>Now he is just muh shield
Feels bad man, Cao Ren used to be cool.

>>173459572
You can't see her right hand. It's obscured by her left arm.

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Meanwhile in /eagg/ Fan Castle...

>>173459126
It is, Cao Cao was super nice to the families of defeated enemies, unless they were a hot widow. If so, they got Mengde'd.

>>173461012
I want Guan Yinping to break my bricks (:

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>>173461012
We shall coax the Lingqi posters into the thread with bait. Then release the flood gates and drown them in shitposts.

After that we shall eliminate any Wufags still left in the thread

>>173461550
You can't eliminate what never existed.

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>>173459568
>>liu bei

>>173461094
He should be nice to Lingqi. Thats Zhang Liaos niece

>>173462064
How so? Did Zhang Liao marry Lu Bu's sister or something?

Does Lu Bu even have siblings? He kinda murdered a large number of family members, so i doubt it.

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>>173462531
>implying they're not a big happy family

>>173455097
>People complain about DW8 being too anime

Nobody does this.

>>173463783
Yeah, people complain about designs being 'not muh ROTK' in general, they usually don't single out 8 specifically. It'd be kind of silly to considering how much it toned down the anime compared to 7 as previously mentioned.

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>>173458546
NANI !?

>>173464037
Looks like she's trying to save herself by shooting a laser beam out of her nipple.

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top Wei officers look at a cat

I want to BE Lu Lingqi.

>>173464037
>all the NSFW images of lu lingqi are rape scenarios
really gets my noggin' joggin'

>>173464198
Cute!

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Would you a Xun Yu?

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5 Fun Facts about Yu Jin

1. He's cute
2. He's strong
3. I love him
4. Rain makes him unhappy

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Wei is Bae

>>173465942
Be more like Peng De.

>>173466226
me on the left

>>173465942
maybe he could be friends with zhuge liang

>>173466801
You're a fag?

>>173467306
sure, why not?

What if it turns out that Cai Wenji was merely pretending to be kidnapped and in fact was the one raping the tribe leader?

>>173464198
Meao Meao.

>>173465353
Isn't this the guy who got blown the fuck out by Double Bovine so hard he died from it?

>>173468614
that would be my fetish

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Why are the allies in MS so fucking useless? I fuck off to take a base somewhere for 30 seconds and they already get their asses kicked and cry for help to no end. This is Ambition mode tier useless. REEEEE

>>173471180
kek

>>173468614
she was doing the amazon position? that's hot

>>173464037
IT'S
THE
RAPE
SHACK

HUAH

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Lü Lingqi is for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching warriors duel with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory banquet where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a hunting trip and having to huddle together with her in a tavern waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear armor over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of warriors with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that Lü Lingqi is for

>>173471521
That's pretty gay

>>173471521
How firm is her belly?

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>Kill her husband
>execute Liu Bei
>usurp her country
>kill thousands more carving a path across China to her place of exile
>force her to marry me
>you are living in complete marital bliss

I'm not complaining but this doesn't seem realistic

>>173472932
>>>women

amirite fellas?

>>173472932
You did do all that to be with her.

It's romantic in a way.

>>173472932
I wish I was this alpha in real life, instead I just fantasize about a 14 year old chinese girl that may or may not actually historically exist

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>>173472932
CUTE

>>173471521
Lingqi is for none of those things as she probably got sold off to some magistrate

>>173474662
QUALITY

Zhurong x any of the younger male officers really gets my noggin a joggin

the thought of her aggressively hitting on a shy, bashful and embarrassed Xiahou Ba is cute to me

>>173475832
Dynasty warriors anime beach episode when?

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>>173475448
My B

>>173475832
Kys /ss/ fag

>>173476110
I have a very interesting doujin idea...

It involves Zhuge Liang coming down with a case of jungle fever and the only way it can be cured if by appeasing the God of Fire by marrying Zhurong and consummating the marriage under the moonlight.

Yueying may or may not stumble upon it and start crying inside the juggernaut she's driving

>>173464037
Is this pic just a coincidence that shes in a shack? I would be surprised that this was made in response to the meme.

>>173476339
Fuck off.
>Giving Zhuge Liang a gorgeous woman
Kys. No wonder Sima Yi is better than you.

>>173476030
Surfing competition between Huang Gai and Pang Tong when?

>>173479680
And Sima Zhao

>>173479783
Whose body is he going to surf on?

>>173480248
yuanji

>>173480248
Guan Xing

>>173479783
>poor man's tidus
no thanks

it's a damn shame half the jin campaign revolves around him when he's literally the worst in his faction

>>173480785
>he's literally the worst in his faction

Xiahou Ba
Zhuge Dan

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>>173480954
pls no bully

>>173481010
Your tail is wagging.

>>173444331
well at least you're not xiaoqiao poster and if you are:

grab a belt (or your father's, assuming you wear only sweat and urine stained track pants)

go to your nearest closet

and hang yourself

>>173480785
I mean he surfs. Was that not the point?
Besides Zhao>Tidus

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Sima Zhao is a perfect representation of an eagg lurker

>>173483215
A lazy slacker who nonetheless eventually has to do something despite not being especially good at said something because all the other more skilled something-doers are all dead, yet somehow is the most successful something-doer the land has ever seen?

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>>173483356
uhhhh

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>>173483356

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>>173479680
>>173479783
And here's the winner.

>>173484527
Oh come off it, Zhao'd be the first to admit it. He's also one of my favorite characters, too.

>>173483356
If I haven't read the previous post, I'd have thought this post describes Liao Hua.

>>173483215
>>173483948
Post more from this person.

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>>173485039
>tfw he will never joins dw roster

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>>173485224
No.

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>>173486039
what if lingqi lit a bonfire ?

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>>173486874
She looks lonely. I don't like it.

Best girl deserves better.

>>173486874
Her red feather will catch on fire.

What did ancient Chinese eat for lunch?

>>173487382
Meat Buns, Dried Meat, Rice, Fish...