Mass Effect General - /meg/

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TURIAN WAIFUS ARE ALWAYS BEST WAIFUS

5 YEARS Still mad

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First for warm ass.

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Femshep bestshep
Liara best waifu

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Friendly reminder Jaal is for Sara only.

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First for Asari master race

JAAL IS BI, DEAL WITH IT NERDS

>>173093840
Who cares if you have to fight 4-5 behemoths later in the game? They are just dumb bullet sponges. Half the time they key in on whatever remnant turret you've activated while you tech/fire combo them to death. Drack stops grousing about it like 10 minutes later.

>>173093950
YES !

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THICC RAPTORS BEST RAPTORS

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>>173093950
Liara is life

I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL

DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME

>>173093954
Help I can't stop playing human soldier. I just love how simple it is.

Should I keep 3 points in grenades or dump them for a final tier in defence? The 200% damage reduction at 30% health seems pointless and I don't build for melee so the ramping melee also feels useless.

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Faggots btfo

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Vetra a cute.

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REMINDER that for Scott, Jaal's "I want to devour you" line will be changed to "I want to blow your mind".

>>173094123
his face is so hideous

>>173093987
I just want more Reyes, Jaal is bland af

>>173094123
Faggots don't want some pink cat-dicked hetero.

>>173094123
I was going to ask how anyone found this attractive, but then I remembered I romanced a featherless bird

>random bullshit water that kills you in 3 seconds

Why the fuck even put this in the game?

>>173094195
>will be changed to "sorry my friend, I only into females"
Fixed.

>>173094041
Someone has been stealing rations!

Cora is cute!

>>173093946
>that cute mandible flare
>that mandible twitch and genuine smile in the dinner scene
>that eagerness to prove herself hidden under he casual and confident exterior
>"Ryder, I... I don't know what to say"
>has minigun
>tall
>protective
>naturally warm
>probably really cuddly
>just wants to love and be loved

GOD SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE I CAN'T FUCKING STAND IT.

>>173094317
You were too slow. Try again next time.

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>>173094317
Away with this fuckery

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Repostin because I'm a shit.

Hey guys I own all three games of the original series but the first two are on my console and I haven't touched 3 yet. I was interested in playing them as a trilogy and importing my shep/save from each game but I don't was to dick around with moving saves from console to PC or to give EA any more of my money so I was hoping you guys could point me towards a good torrent/crack. Checked the links in OP twice but couldn't find anything there.

Posting a pic still means you're more likely to get noticed right, thread senpais?

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>tfw you can't remap skills in mp
Asari duelist would be amazing if I could switch around backlash and charge.

>>173094363
>Jaal decides to give guys a chance
>get the same exact scene with him at the waterfall
>at Meridian he's like "yeah it wasn't really my thing, sorry man"

>>173094158
>ywn cuck vetra with her sister

>>173094442
>tfw even peebee is more Jaal's type than Scott

>>173094398
>>173094408
It wasn't me, but can we use my thread as the next new thread? I mean

I WANT MY C-SEC SPINOFF NOW! I WANT TO LOCK UP SUITRATS! I WANT TO get into a relationship with my femtur partner

>>173094442
I want this to happen

>>173094417
go to piratebay and search for mass effect?
whats so fucking hard about it.

>>173094158
Literally the only reason to play any sequel or DLC to this game is to protect that smile.

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>>173094123
I really can't see him with anyone but a Sara.

>>173094431
Can't you just swap the binds?

>>173094559
If it doesn't fall into the archive by then and someone posts it at the end of this one, sure

>>173094572
>protect the world together with that smile

Fix'd.

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>>173094570
I decided to try here because I trust you guys to point me in the right direction desu.

>>173094631
I'm on ps4

>>173094616
>sara is touching his chest
C-cute...

What's going to happen with the baby in MEA2? Is that witch Jill going to take custody?

>>173094740
D L C P E T

>>173094694
well now you know, download the ones with skulls.

>>173094559
whats so special about it? thread is dead a few hours after anyway.

>>173094698
>tfw his boney chest extensions penetrate her chest

>>173094694
Trusting anyone here was your first mistake kiddo. It's waifus and occasional /pol/ all the way down. Don't expect anything actually related to the games.

>>173094616
He's clearly was written for her.

>>173094740
Space cancer

I want a stoic femtur who is cold everywhere but her plates

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>>173094616
This scene is too goddamn lewd.

>>173094123
It's cool they keep the wound, but they really should have added scarring after a bit. Looks way too fresh.

>>173094802
why post here if you dont like it?

Repost
>>173093396
Because they're connecting it to the last game and setting up the mystery of the Benefactor more by adding an element of them being aware of the Reapers. The Angara was a fun fact because technically you were running from the Reapers but didn't realize it.

Why would they make the big conflict the Reapers all over again? Even just one Reaper coming over would be a big fucking deal. It'd be a horrible retread and I don't get why anyone wants it.

>>173094696
Have you tried not being on ps4?

>>173094740
Miscarriage, Gil will freak out about it and start to take things more seriously, end of MEA2 will let you combine DNA via meridian to have a real gayby.

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>tfw no blue basketball greek goddess waifu

>>173094740
It'll take place less than 9 months after the end of this one. That's really the only way to make it work.

>>173094740
That whole baby thing is weird.

>>173094304
>Reyesfags
He's space Zevran and even Sloane is better.

>>173094698
She has to suppress her gag reflex to do so.

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>>173095021
But that's not a horror game.

@173095043
>Im not attracted to parasites

Thank god

>>173094996
What difference does it make? It still plays and looks like ass on pc.

>>173094304
I want to romance a hot alien guy not Reyes

>>173095082
The Tempest could also be stranded/cutoff somehow.

>>173095116
Don't shit on Zevran like that.

>>173095134
learn to quote or get off the board.

>>173095182
Play as Sara then.

>>173095105
It didn't have to be, but making Jill is "platonic life partner" and having her want to play house with him and raise a kid together was creepy as fuck. They should have just made it Gil considering being a single father and her agreeing to be the surrogate.

>>173094740
Jill will die when the [Villains of the Week] attack the Nexus

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>>173094937
When did I say I didn't like it, son? I'm quite happy to post raptors all day long.

>>173095183
If the baby has been born and either Gil or Ryder are still fucking around on the Tempest, they're shit dads.

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>>173094123
Gil's better, xenoscum

>>173095329
t. Gil

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>>173095137
You can rebind keys on PC.

>>173095116
>mfw the gay options are really just space Zevran and mechanically-inclined space Alistair

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>2017
>No AFK check in the multiplayer game mode

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>>173095116
The only way Sloane is better then Reyes is dead on the floor.

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>>173095256
whatever makes your life happy

>>173095404
t. cheating faggot Reyes

>>173094452
Sid is not for lewds

>>173095105
>>173095242
100% agree. I'm not into having kids IRL ever, but there's no harm in fantasizing, but the way that shit came off was super creepy. Especially with how little time seems to pass from the start to that point of the game, like, damn, give it some time to make sure we're compatible with each other long term first.

>>173095329
Gil has as pretty nice ass.

>>173095312
Andromeda babies born to Initiative staff probably have all kinds of special treatment/teaching/etc. to go through. Especially the first wave babies. With only ~20k people you want to be damn sure those kids grow up well-adjusted and healthy.

>>173095387
>space Zevran
i don't remember reyes mentioning his love of sweaty shoes and dead body smells

>>173095240
If I want to romance Jaal sure but Scott needs an alien husbando of his own.

I want a romance with Avitus that involves helping him get over Macen's death and/or helping him get used to the Pathfinder role and giving Scott a date.

>>173095517
Vetra is a fruitcake, Sid is a best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YEvkWBK24E
>this thread
>This General
>THIS GAME

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Vetra is literally made for cuddles.

>>173095543
Yeah I'm curious about the games timeline.

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>>173094442
>Scott can continue to fuck Jaal but Jaal has to get absolutely plastered to get through it every time
>Calls Scott Sara

>>173095575
Did you miss the scene where he takes a big whiff of Sloane's cold dead ass crack after the shootout?

>>173095387
You can rebind buttons on ps4 as well.

>>173095725
You have to go deep in the system menu though.

>>173095692
kek

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Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind that she is also going to give you a warm hug as well

>>173095312
Whoever wrote Gil has to be the dumbest person alive. Gil should've just been a cozy nice guy romance, all the baby stuff is a mess.

>try to snipe bitches on Kadara
>my bullets aren't connecting
>think it's because my PC is shit or it's a bug
>see this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1migX28Yd8A

A <130 meter draw distance? What the fuck Bioware? Even ME1 could do this. And don't even mention other modern games. Wildlands has a 1,000+ meter draw distance with realistic bullet drop.

>>173095692
>tfw this would be fine with me
>tfw we'll never get any remotely fucked up or unhealthy relationships like Fenris rivalmance again

>>173094740
Depends how much effort Bioware wants to put into Gil's story, how I see it, Gil leaves the Tempest to raise the kid. If you romanced him and told him you're not ready for that, he'll probably break up with you because he wants the kid regardless.

Telling him it's crazy to take Jill's kid kinda has him wonder why it would be crazy. He clearly wants one but respects you opinion if you don't

>>173095693
did her butthole have heterochromia?

Have they ever said why they didn't make Lexi a romance option?

It's gotta be a crime against humanity to have Natalie Dormer voice a character and make it so you can't bang her.

>>173095796
Politely decline because I don't want Vetra to get worried and/or mad.

>>173095725
Then why the fuck was anon complaining

>>173095796
Yes. But why is she wearing combat armor under her apron? Why is she wearing anything under her apron?

>>173095803
Agreed. At least he supports you if you don't want a kid

>>173095692
>MEA:2
>Time skip where Scott has been missing for extended length of time
>Jaal re-recruitment mission
>It's him and Sara's wedding reception on Aya

>>173095836
For all it's innumerable flaws, the rivalries in DA2 were a great idea, and it's a fucking shame they didn't come back in anything after it.

>>173095909
Slow burn romance for the sequel maybe?

>>173095941
Can't rebind l1 as l1+r1

>>173095909
if you think about it, she is the only crew member the pathfinder can't bang besides kallo

>>173095964
Pretty much this desu

>>173095909
She needs that prosthetic krogan cock.

>>173096163
KROGAN COCK SO GOOD

>>173096065
>whenever a bridesmaid asks Sara if she's nervous she says "No, I've practiced this with my brother lots!"

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>Vetra: I'm all for interspecies relationships and the like, but when you deny your own race like Cora, you need to be hung from a fucking rope.

What the fuck

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>>173095836
>mfw seen people argue the Rivalmances were the right way to go and in no way negatively affect the characters or appear manipulative.
I shouldn't be surpised anymore

>>173095938
>tfw Vetra will never freak out and start a fight with Ayrea on the fears of her stealing you away

>>173095909
>fucking your doctor

I'm pretty sure that's a violation of space HIPAA, and Lexi's a stickler for rules.

>>173096231
wut

>>173096334
She's also your therapist.

>>173096231
Nice try.

>>173096257
>ywn calm her and see her act bashful before apologizing and admitting that she overreacted because's paranoid about losing the only man who ever loved her
>ywn reassure her and see her do another cute mandible twitch
>ywn make up later with a night of cuddles

Reyes is going to backstab you in the sequel right?

>>173096087
Same thing with the dialogue/email system from Alpha Protocol, there are lots of little things other bioware/obsidian games did better that bioware refuses to roll into new games as the default. It's a damn shame.

>>173096457
Probably. The message he sends you if you pick Sloane is pretty ominous.

>>173096457
Considering the trend, my guess is that Kelley or Reyes basically doesn't matter, either will backstab you

>>173096457
He probably won't, just to subvert expectations.

>>173096457
Hoping he stars in a DLC myself, maybe get him fleshed out a little more.

>>173096457
Most likely. Because, you know, Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually ditaeon command. They're busy tending to what's left of their outpost. So you survived our fight on Kadara. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire outpost is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Ryder needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -RV

>>173096537
>BW character subverting expectations

>>173096457
I think he's just going to play a certain plot role with a few changed lines of dialogue regardless of what you picked on Kadara. I think this because he will always survive, while Sloane can die.

>>173096457
I hope he does, even if you romanced him.

yfw he pulls a Quinn and you get the option to beat the shit out of him

>>173096457
I hope they let me end him in whatever DLC they've got planned. I don't want that faggot lingering for a sequel.

>want to tell Gil that it's ok to want to help Jill raise the kid because Ryder says "Giving someone the thing they want most in the world is called love" and makes sense
>but don't want to raise a kid
>feel like he can just quote me on that whenever he wants a kid
>we break-up because of Jill
When can I kill her?

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>>173096163
Man I really want to bang Kallo

>>173096457
Kadara will get invaded or something and he'll be forced into your squad, whether you like it or not

>>173095579
Scott deserves a bi romance that was originally written that way, not some cheap last minute cop-out because fujos whined loud enough.

/dag/ fuck off

>>173096231
How can Vetra "If its got a squid head its better off dead" Nyx be stopped?

>>173096685
I hope they rewrite his romance because it's literally more focused on Jill than him.

>>173096749
Why would you want to stop her?

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>>173096692
>tfw BioWare actually lets you have Sloane "Kett Culler" Kelley and her Turian husbando as your squadmates if you chose her

>>173096694
Reyes?

>>173095964
Turians are always soldiers first, besides armor helps when crazy femturs attack on suspicions of stealing their partners

>>173096749
How about messily and painfully.

>>173096890
Reyes is a fling.

>>173096890
Reyes is not a bi, he's a slut.

>>173096890
Reyes romance scene uses the same Sara anims for Scott.

>>173096620
kek

>>173096885
As much as I'd fucking love that, the fact she can die basically guarantees she'll have no meaningful content in the sequel.

>>173096457
I'm hoping for a supertwist like Reyes is working for the benefactor. Even better if he's a squadmate when it happens.

>>173096694
Well he has Reyes so there. I don't even want Jaal, I'm a Kallo&Avitusfag.

Since the Quarian Ark will be coming looking for that Dextro friendly world (that got fucked) I want him to play a big part in that.

>>173096620
You keep doing you, anon.

>>173096694
This honestly. Most of the people I've seen complaining are whales who want to be able to fuck Jaal and still get their tumblr brownie points by self-inserting into a twink rather than a woman.

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>>173096885
>yfw they are a package deal and count as one squadmate together, and have ridiculous bantz

>>173097118
Could be interesting, what if he was the one that murdered Jien Garson.

>>173097089
Could be a Wrex 2.0 situation.

>>173096620
it gets funnier every time I see it

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>>173096231
>when some blue slut tries to have casual zero-g sex with your man thereby violating the NAP so you ensure the destruction of her species Ark and incite a pogrom against the remainder

>>173095123
why is dragon age shitposting so much better than mass effect shitposting

>>173097219
That may have some weight to it, desu.

>>173095796
How is she going to give me a warm hug with power armor on?

>>173096890
If he was fleshed out as a proper romance maybe.

>>173097242

I was about to say. Are MEA fans also fans of Family Guy style humor?

>>173097235
But anon, that's what he said.
>no meaningful content

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>>173097278
Memes.

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>>173097196
>during the obligatory party scene you can join them for a threesome

>>173097278
They put effort into it.

>>173097121
Bi quarian husbando would be great, both Scott and Sara should be able to get some quarian loving.

>>173096231
I didn't know Bioware hired Sam Raimi

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>>173097278
Better drawfag and worse source material

>>173097278
we never took anything seriously

>>173097470
Rhodes is a good artist but christ this picture is terrifying

>>173097196
A pair that takes up one slot would be pretty awesome, honestly. Now you've got me hyped for a thing that will literally never happen.

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>>173097278
Smaller normie fanbase

>>173097219
>>173097292
My #1 suspect is Alec, with a super hidden memory unlocking to show you it happening, and that she deserved it for whatever reason.

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>>173097278
Fags are funnier

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>>173097678
why do I have wood?

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>>173097278
Dragon Age fans realize how deranged they are and don't try to hide it, which results in fresher memes

>>173097709
Alec was on the Hyperion, you dumb fuck. Did he teleport?

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>>173097650
This is Rhodes after all. And he really isn't a good artist.

>>173097824
God damn it Anon. Now no one's going to bite.

>>173097938
No one was going to bite anyway.

give to me straight /meg/...are we back?

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>>173097678
and the best waifu.

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>>173097824
>SAM can teleport him

>>173098010
They MIGHT HAVE. Now we'll never know!

Does it matter what you do with the Remnant drive core? I wanted to tell the Krogans to fuck off and just take it with me, but I didn't want to leave a planet uncolonized. Could I have kept it and still made a colony on Elaaden?

>>173098021
Eh...

>>173098071
Life is simply unfair.

>>173098021
No, this game won't have legs unless they get the mp content rolling fast. I'm already sick of the 4 maps.

>>173097824
Explorer profile my dude.

>>173098147
>only 4 maps
ha

>>173098036
Yeah Leliana was my favorite.

You did a good job on that face though. Surprised the CC is even capable of it.

>>173098118
No, you only get the colony if you give it to them. You get fucking nothing for keeping it.

>>173098118
Give it to krogans, the anti-Morda dudes are liars. And no, you can't.

>>173098225
That's a shop

>>173098147
The maps are also shitty and the difficulty is fucking retarded.
>wave 9 of Silver is easier than wave 5 of Bronze
How did they manage this?

>>173098147
>thinking this game's selling point is the mp

Be glad it exists at all, it didn't exist before ME3.

>>173098276
Nah man I seen a guy make Morrigan in Andormeda back in the Trial. It was impressive.

I can totally believe that's real.

>>173098225
>this entire post
/dag/ we don't want you here anymore

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>>173098225
>the CC
anon....

>>173098150
>Ryder Jr. can only blink 5 feet
>Alec can jump between two moving ships thousands of lightyears apart instantaneously

Why are his kids such fuckups?

>>173098361
It's a shop because the body is Cora's, it's from her AI video.

>>173098021
>straight

>>173098373

Never did.

>>173098234
Should have been an option to nuke the Krogans and Drack alongside them

Really, /meg/?

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>>173098214
Is it 4 or 5? I only ever see the stupid Kett base and the firebase in space.

>>173098320
It's not the selling point, but ME3's MP helped keep people around until the DLC released.

>>173098361
That's Cora's body and the CC is not capable of making a good Morrigan. This is a shop too.

But where's Eddrf?!?

>>173098668
Writing turian lewdfics.

>>173098668
He's with Elbows

>>173098036
POST SLIDERS PLS

>>173098593
Because it was the last game in the trilogy. The anticipation for ME3 kept people around for ME2s DLC.

>>173098758
But are there enough people anticipating MEA2 to keep the general alive?

>>173098758
OK so what's keeping us around now in your estimation? We've got the shittiest cast we've ever had, a boring story, not many decision points, and most of the interesting lore was left behind in the milky way.

>>173098668
>>173098742
Ha ha yeah okay but where is Felassan

>>173098867
Waifus

>>173098708
High demand for those these days.
>>173098742
>Elbows
G O N E

>>173098889
Rotting in the fade.

>>173098908
You think Vetraposting can keep up for 2 or 3 years?

>>173098867
You will know when a DLC is out when they announce it because it's going to be all over news. If you have the game and you are interested, you will play it. So what the fuck is "staying around" anyway?

Playing the multiplayer isn't going t omek you interested in more of the story if you didn't like it already.

Sound like a retarded idea that has no actual bearing on sales.

>>173098865
No, we'll have to accept the merger with /dag/ before DA4 hype intensifies.

>>173098867
Spacefus.
Copious lewdfics and a desperate need to get off.
Undying loneliness.

>>173098992
If Katawa Shoujo General can survive 5 years with nothing but waifu posts, so can we.

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BUILT

FOR

CUDDLING

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>>173098992
Racist Vetraposting is the future

>>173099023
We were talking about people keeping an interest in talking about the game / being active in the general. I think we can both agree /meg/ means fuckall to sales.

>>173099080
Is that supposed to be a list of what's keeping /meg/ alive, or my reasons for suicide?

>>173099029
Don't be stupid. That won't be happening.

>>173098668
Did he write the first contact fic yet?

>>173099029
Will /dag/ have to unbirth itself back into mommy?

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I'm triggered so much by this #MakeJaalBi shit now.
Help me, /meg/.

>>173099256
nobody likes asunder anymore

>>173099029
No.
>>173099151
Built for taking over cities with your half-breed children

>>173099158
Oh. I don't think multiplayer keeps people interested in the /meg/ threads. Look at Owerwatch. It's 100% multiplayers and what keeps the threads afloat is 90% memes, waifuposting, sfm porn, and only about 10% discussion of the actual game. Spikes when new character is released.

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>>173098865
no, the OT and the pure waifumaterial will always prevail
you cant take it away

>>173099029
fuck off /dag/, stop shitting up the thread

>>173099029
fuck off

>>173099261
Be content in the knowledge that it won't happen, and nobody who matters wants it to happen.

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>really want some mass effect figures
>the japanese ones look retarded
>the statues are way too big and look off for the pricetag
>this thing is worth $200

I guess i don't need them

>>173099261
Jaal is bi. Deal with it.

>>173099261
Stay strong and clear. Darling one. This is not gonna happen and you know it.

>>173099261
It's hard to calculate how little of a fuck I give about Jaal.

>>173099029
I'd sooner see it all burn than have that come to pass.

>>173099376
You can probably 3d print one somewhere local for under $200

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>>173099261

>>173099261
It bothers me too. I'd much rather they put more stuff into Gil's romance than make Jaal scenes for Scott

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>>173099261
I dont want Jaal to be suddenly bi. I agree that it's stupid but...damn I'd still tap that if I get the option to.

>>173099521
>there is more quality Scott/Jaal fanart out right now than Scott/Vetra

Women were a mistake.

>>173099445
The only reason I want to see them turn Jaal bi is to see people like you reeeing about it.

>>173099261
Straight female Bioware fans are cowards, always supporting inclusiveness but acting smug when their husbandos end up straight. Jaal should call out Sara for being a shallow bitch and end the romance with her, it would serve them right.

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>>173099376
this one looks better

>>173099189
It's an answer to both.
>>173099253
Good question. Maybe he'll answer.
>tfw no femtur friend to eat the spiders around my house and screech at neighborhood dogs.

>>173099557
Honestly, to fix Gil they'd have to redo the whole thing. As long as Jill exists, that character is fucked.

>>173099557
That's 100% what they're going to actually do.

Did you romance someone else on your second play through?

>>173099557
Gil is a lost cause, no one wants to deal with Jill or the baby

>>173099639
i really think it looks like a 12 yo boy and it bothers me. the body is nice, though

>>173098992
It depends on some things, like the quality of her DLC content and whether people take to that pairing enough to write fan fiction and draw fan art about it, art that will then be reposted constantly. Currently we've basically shot the bolt on everything Vetra related by over-analyzing and waifuing every one of her romance scenes and emails.

>>173099720
I'm holding off until there are more patches before I hit NG+

>>173099720
I'll do Jaal if I can ever get past Sara's voice. But honestly, the romance options aren't great.

>>173099720
>second play through

>>173099759
>i really think it looks like a 12 yo boy
o-ok, cant relate but ok

>>173099832
I'm on my third.

>>173099827
One of Sara's worst lines happen right when she asks to fuck so you are shit outta luck friendo

>>173099720
I can never really do this if I like whoever I paired with the first time, assuming I play the same sex again.

I think that Ryder and character are a really sweet, cute couple and I won't be able to resist pairing them together again on a new playthrough. That being said, I'm feeling like >>173099806 and I'm going to wait for updates before doing another run.

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>>173099673
Yeah, this. The whole Jill surrogate babies thing is incredibly offputting. I think even straight people would be weirded out about being asked to have babies with someone you only recently got together with and aren't married to, let alone gay surrogate mother joint custody with a stranger weirdness.

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Scott confirmed as freak of nature.

>>173098140
Amazing how a single snail can change the course of history

>>173099887
Someone get this kid a bottle of Jack and a shotgun.

>>173099919
>I think that Ryder and character are a really sweet, cute couple and I won't be able to resist pairing them together again on a new playthrough
Yeah same, I just went for Cora again.

>>173099720
Same waifu, but waiting for the patches/dlcs. There's no point in replaying it now since the most important choices are with unknown consequences.

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>>173099720
Haven't started my second play-through yet. Waiting for the patches to be able to compare.

>>173099931
Especially since Ryder is 21-22.

>>173099620
I don't like any Bioware bi romances if they are not Asari. They are all sluts or feel forced. Straight and gay are fine, but bi are just ew.

>>173099970
I'm only 100 hours in. I'm putting it off until the Thursday patch though.

>>173099957
Scott's feet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So in the next game when the Angara visiting Meridian start handling old Jaarden tech how long until Jaal remembers his true purpose and decides to purge all intruders?

>>173100089
And just met Gil. Far too quick.

>>173100102
Jesus anon, I've only done one playthrough and it took me 80 hours.

>>173100095
Josephine wasn't a slut.

>>173100207
That actually fits Solas.

>>173100063
It's like a turian commercial for human-shaped "companion" robots.

>not even your multispecies crew will be able to tell the difference! order now for a 5% discount with coupon code "HIERARCHY"

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>Kadara port has a fast travel system even though everything is like 10 ft away from everything else
>Nexus and Hyperion don't

>>173100095
Kaidan's the only acceptable bi one to me, because he's pretty fucking autismo and introverted, and his reservedness prevents the usual sluttery you get with a bi bioware character.

>>173100248
But she's clearly for men. Her romance feels so wrong with female.

>>173100207
She has great art, isn't she a big SolasHag?

>>173100273
Solas is literally bald so he can pretty much pull anything off

>>173100297
>can't land at your settlement on Kadara
>have to take the elevator out to the badlands every time

Why

>>173100207
>>173100273
I hate that Solas looks good in that outfit because these two have nothing in common but I knew their fans were going to find a way to compare them somehow.

>>173100315
Same with Josephine. He's clearly hetero romance with forced gay option in ME3. I don't want the same fate to Jaal.

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>>173100223
NG+ makes a second playthrough a lot faster.

>>173100430
That shit fucking baffles me. You'd figure you could just pick a drop zone from orbit or something.

>>173100416
Yeah she's got a ton of Solas stuff on her tumblr.

>>173100445
Yeah, Solas is a more interesting character but I can see them doing the friends turned enemies thing in ME:A too.

>>173100095
What about Merrill?

>>173100667
Merrill was ten kinds of terrible even before her romance

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>>173100445
>solasfags
>jaalfags by default
disgusting

>>173100641
Even on insanity you're rolling everything once you hit level 30.

>>173100763
merrils 'renegade' (i forgot what DA called it) romance is pretty interesting. very dark tone

>>173100667
Merril is crazy enough that if you find her off-putting it's not going to be because of her sexuality.

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>>173100661
>Yeah, Solas is a more interesting character but I can see them doing the friends turned enemies thing in ME:A too.
Jaal isn't written by Weekes, thankfully.

Is any equipment or research kept on NG+, or only your character level & skill points?

>>173100902
all of your equipment and research is kept. The 'special items' too so it breaks the liam movie quest.

>>173100641
Wait. You don't keep your level when going NG+?

>>173100902
>Is any equipment or research kept on NG+
You keep both, but be sure to clear your inventory of anything you don't need since you won't keep your cryo unlocks.

>>173100862
I tried her friendship/positive romance once and actually deleted the save after the romance scene because it made me uncomfortable as fuck.

>>173101009
>>173100980
Thanks

>>173101029
What was so bad about it? I have absolutely no memory of it.

>>173101008
You keep your level and playtime, plus a bunch of other shit.

>>173100885
Who wrote Jaal?

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>>173100789
Please don't lump Jaalfags with Solasfags
I never romanced the bald bastard and couldn't stomach playing an elf

When you do NG+, do you wake up in your Temptest clothes, or do you wake up in the default cryo pod suit and have to reach the tempest to set your clothes again?

>>173100862
I wish ME had something similar to rivalry. Everyone on the squad forgives Ryder for everything far too quickly, I wish we had scenes like Merrill kicking Hawke out of her house.

>>173101160
Cathleen Rootsaert

>>173101139
I think I've forced myself to forget most of it, but with niceguy Hawke doing a friendship romance it straight up feels like you're being cucked by a magic mirror and waifuing a mentally unsound, borderline-loli with a terrible accent.

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https://pastebin.com/DmzjPEKS

The collection of fuel for vetra/scott ship, now with more generic femtur. Unfiltered.
Pastebin is updated

>>173100212
Well, we don't really know how much time has passed throughout the game. I assume at least a month. Still too early

>>173100789
To be honest, it's just a coincidence that i happened to romance both Jaal and Solas. After the tragedy that is Solas i'm glad Jaal is such a happy romance.

>>173100613
Kaidan was coded bi from ME1. Romance is fully implemented, it was only lacking mshep audio lines. Probably put it on hold out of fear. It even works if you use a mshep kaiden romance imported into ME2, still no lines recorded, but everything else functions as it should.

>>173101297
I fail to see what's wrong with any of that?

>>173101346
The game feels like it spans maybe 5 months tops. Anything less than a year feels too soon for a kid, even considering that the new galaxy needs to be populated.

>>173101346
Yeah, how long does it take the Tempest to traverse from system to system within the cluster? In the book the Nexus sends out ships and it takes them a couple of weeks to get out to Eos and back.

>>173101319
christ

>>173101408
I've heard that it was Sheploo's face model who shot down the gay romance in ME1.

>>173101442
At the very least, crew calling each other family and the LI (or at least Vetra) saying they love Ryder and want to settle down with them When This Cruel War Is Over implies a time frame larger than a few months. Then you have stuff like all those outposts being set up and everyone moving to them, the huge amount of travel without relays, there being 1 month (or more precisely "a few weeks") between the final battle and epilogue (and free roam following the epilogue), etc.

Feels like at least a year.

>>173101319
autism

>>173101408
I remember Hale said that they just recorded all lines for both genders for economic purposes.

>>173101572
Wouldn't surprise me, being a male model already makes people think things, modeling for a potentially gay character adds a lot of fuel to that fire.

>>173101479
The Tempest makes 13 light years a day. We don't know the distance between systems though

>>173101572
>I've heard that it was Sheploo's face model who shot down the gay romance in ME1.

Face models don't have the authority to do this (and I very much doubt a fucking model like Vanderloo actually cared). Neither do voice actors. Both just take their money and do their jobs.

>>173101650
A year would be the sensible timeframe. Which means the sequel will lock it in as having been 3 weeks.

>>173101572

No, it was the Ashley actress not wanting to do lesbian lines so they scrapped the Kaiden gay angle to keep it balanced with two options for either gender.

Tali and Wrex were also supposed to be romancable in the first game.

>asari actually worry if they have asymmetrical scalps

kind of funny.

>>173101842
Would anyone even notice

>>173101319
Thanks anon

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>>173101479
>>173101770

Wikipedia says the "typical" distance between stars in a globular cluster is around 1 light year, so if that's accurate at all to Heleus then we could conceivably go from one end of the cluster to the other in, what, 20 hours?

>>173101775
He could revoke their right to his likeness.

>>173101770
Well maybe we can guesstimate using distances within our own galaxy. Proxima Centurai is only 4.25 LY away from us

>>173101925
doubt it. they get plastic surgery to fix it, though. kind of interesting detail

>>173101770
According to Google, the average distance between stars is 5 light years.

>>173101971
Not if he signed a contract giving them the rights to use it.

>>173101794
>it was the Ashley actress not wanting to do lesbian lines

100% bullshit. Quit making things up.

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> https://www.gamespot.com/articles/mass-effect-andromeda-cathleen-rootsaert-interview/1100-6448782/
>So we just wanted to create something that was a bit lighter [this time round]. And who knows, maybe it'll all go terribly wrong again and it'll become very, very dark. But for now, we just want people to have fun and enjoy it. Not that there aren't [bad themes]. Like, the Kett are nasty. They're nasty bastards.
Shit's fucked.

>>173102084
I wonder if there's cosmetic stuff like that for Turians/Salarians etc

So I totally missed it since I was at work all day. What was the announcement?

>>173101346
I can't find it right now, but at some point near the end, Liam insinuates that it's been 14 months since they landed on Habitat 7.

>>173102227
Well, in the end, she was the straight one and Kaidan was bi.

>>173102330
I don't get it.

>>173102389
Updates and plans to fix and rebalance weapons and powers.

>>173102389
https://www.masseffect.com/news/the-journey-ahead

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>>173102330
>she's Jaal's writer
Oh fuck

>>173102464
MEA can get extremely dark in the future.