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Oh god what am I doing edition

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
http://pastebin.com/nzHengz9

>MEG's updated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
http://imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Previously on /meg/
>>173093790

<TLDR for the past 5 days
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I love Solas!
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what did they mean by this?
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Why couldn't HE be the gay alien option?
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>Ryder did more at age 20 than Shepard! huurr

Yeah i guess if Shepard had an AI and hand-me-down title from dad they could have sped things up, too.
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>>173115843
Silly anon, this is the wrong thread for that!
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Post Ryders
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>>173115843
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>>173115894
Maybe he will be.
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VETRA IS NOW AND FOREVER WILL BE BEST WAIFU.
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According to the OT codex, interspecies children is possible through genetic engineering. It just wasn't legal in Council or Alliance space.
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>>173115906
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>>173115894
Because he's the pussy destroyer anon.
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Accidentally image searched Jayde Rossi. God damn she's hot as fuck.
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>Improved logic, timing, and continuity for relationships and story arcs
What does this mean? Romance opportunities are tied to priority ops, does this meam they won't be anymore ?
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5 YEARS Still mad
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>>173115906
I feel like people aren't being fair to the Ryder twins, they were kicked out of their jobs at a young age and only had a game, compared to the Shepard uniterupted military career and having a Trilogy worht of feats to pick from
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>>173116002
I love her scars
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>>173116051
I think it suits her really well.
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>>173116021
You won't get banter between companions you haven't recruited yet while on the Tempest, emails won't reference Jaal if you haven't met him, etc
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>>173116021
Could be just some of the scenes triggering at wrong times/not triggering properly at all
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>>173116021
Maybe they will happen sooner? I don't get it because as far as I've seen, there is an advancement after every major story mission.

We will see
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For the human sentinel, I was thinking about going 6/6/6/3/6, with focus on low cooldowns, priming and detonation, and support.

The 400% duration has that little symbol in the corner, am I to believe that it means it turns throw into a primer as well as a detonator? I know there's an ability for shield drain that does that as well.

Also, would my teammates be happier for the weapon buff or power buff on my barricade? Do people even know they can use it too?
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>>173115997
This changes everything.
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>>173115895
>Yeah i guess if Shepard had an AI

The AI just lets you switch profiles and [plot coupon] your way around stupid obstacles like doors, it does nothing else. Ryder became death on two legs leading a squad of six other people who were death on two legs on his own merits.
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>>173116117
That makes sense. I think the datapad in the conference room already talks about Jaal when you firs get to the Tempest.
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>>173115993
>male turianfags got Garrus
>femturian fags got Vetra
a bit sad
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>>173116180
it opens the remnant vaults and converts everything into a dumb sudoku game
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>>173116180
Plotwise SAM also helps you in combat with reflexes and stuff doesn't he? Which is why a rookie like Ryder can fight at a similar level to an N7.
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>>173116229
Liking Garrus is the ultimate pleb detector.
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>>173115906
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>>173116176
I quote:

"ENGINEERING: Artificial hybridization of genes from compatible non-human species with human genetic code is illegal. Creation of designed life is broadly legal (and mainly used for terraforming and medical applications), but sentient creatures are heavily regulated, and creation of sapient life is outlawed by both the Systems Alliance and the Citadel Council."
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>Vetra: Meeting PeeBee made me realize that we unleashed the genophage on the wrong species.
>Drack: [Laughs]

How did this piece of dialogue get past Mac?
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post hideous interpretations of what hurians looks like
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>>173116180
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>>173116269
SAM doesn't enhance your reflexes or anything, just lets you switch profiles. Which is why Ryder fights literally the same way before he even gets SAM and after SAM is deactivated. Ryder was already a marine at that time and apparently had a lot of potential, so he had a solid base to build on. He just leveled up both in story and in gameplay. Like all the ME1 teammates except Wrex.
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>GeForce GTX 690 does funny sounds when starting Andromeda
I think this semen slurping game isn't for me, rather going to try and get cracked Breath of the Wild running.
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>>173116348
What is that was the true goal of the initiative? Before the benefactor?
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>>173116046
I think you're overthinking it.

I think My FemShep would hate my Ryder for being a romantic, optimistic do gooder and my Ryder would hate my Femshep for being a genuine psychopath.

Who are your Shepard and Ryder characters?

>>173116331
I like him he looks sincere.
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>>173116331
He looks like a very happy and succesful dad of 3 kids.
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>>173116180
No it isn't. SAM tells you he basically makes you into a Super Soldier with enhanced everything. The profiles were just ways of switching the body to accompany those differences. One profiles gives better biotic control while another gives enhanced reflexes to snipe 3 Kett at 200yrd.
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>>173116378
>>173116369
Guess Ryder's a little cheat.
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>>173116369
This just seems like an explanation for the profile abilities (not to mention it specifically says it only does those things "in a crisis").
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>>173116368
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>>173116409
Jien Garson's little dream
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>>173116469
the horror
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>>173116465
it means that in a crisis state he can do those things faster than humanly possible. Stop trying to play it off.
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>>173116453
My Shepard probably wouldn't think of Ryder at all, honestly, and neither would my Ryder
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>>173116460
I want this in real life.

ELOOOOOOOON
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do you guys think SAM actually turned itself off when cora asked? pervy AI was probably soaking up all that sensory info when scott and her did the fug
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>>173116634
He says he learns about everything through Ryder, including love and sex, so yeah he probably didn't turn off.
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>>173116596
wow anon, make me feel sad why don't you.
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>>173116634
it doesn't really matter if he turned himself off though, nothing's stopping him from just reading your memories later
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>>173116469
Jesus
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>>173116553
>>173116684
But wait, there's more!
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>>173116453
They'd probably bro up and save the universe, and Shepard would be jealous that Ryder was 10x more skilled because of his sweet AI
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>>173116465

You are wrong get over it, it's written plain in the codex. SAM stopped Ryders heart for fucks sake.
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>>173116659
Its the truth though

Shepard doesn't really keep up with people unless they're immediately available or came close to dying with them. On the other hand my Ryder is logical/professional and never worked with Shep so the most likely scenario is that they would never even bother with each other if they met
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>>173116634
Does Cora even have the authorization to turn off SAM's records in the Pathfinder's room?
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>walking into fire just to hear Sara's delicious screams
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>>173116745
Jesus Fucking Christ
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>>173116745
Why do people think Garrus and Shep's reactions to creating this thing would be anything besides putting it out of its misery?
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>>173116745
kind of looks like a klingon, now that I think of it, there isn't really any race mixing in mass effect universe yet, asari's don't count
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>>173115742
>glance at OP's image
>realize a few of those are mine

https://youtube.com/watch?v=V2VcjLgGVZo
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A few years from now, some normie is going to pick up ME:A for 5 bucks on origin, and wonder why everybody complained so much.
Fuck you Bioware. You're welcome for the alpha testing.
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>>173116707
literally the allahu ackbars of the ME universe
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>>173116884
Shepard Bombed the bombers
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>>173115993
>you will never have burnt raptor cooked steaks
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>>173116707

Assuming that was the case then why would anyone like those ugly retards anyway?
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>>173116750
Based.
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>>173116798
>aaaah! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! AARRRRHHHH!!!
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>>173116884
>nobody played bring down the sky

Hokay there.
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>>173116884
>ywn play as an alliance military strike team who's sole purpose is counter- Batarian terrorism Operations and covert infiltration
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>>173116772
I love your canon
>they would never even bother with each other if they met
better than my outcome, i love it.
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>>173116798
And then you remember the voice looks like this, and you immediately go soft.
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>>173115742
BRB, going to /v/ and /b/ draw threads for a few of those requests
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>>173117015
>ywn torture batarian prisoners to uncover the evil plans of batarian ISIS
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>>173116745
For fuck sake
A Human-Turian would probably be either a Human with 3 fingers, or a Turian with 5 fingers.

NOT THIS HELL
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>>173117082
I like yours too anon
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>>173117203
>ywn lead raids and conduct drone strikes on civilian occupied towns racking up massive collateral damage to ferret out Batarian Jihadists.
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>>173117015
>"Listen, four eyes, you think you are a real tough guy, huh? Stomached everything that stone-faced turian threw at you, think you can take on anything, hmm? Well, I'm gonna make you sing with nothing but a towel and a few gallons of water"
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>>173117373
you're a darling.
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>>173115906
Chins are overrated
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>>173117576
Leafy please leave
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>>173117417
Is there anything better than meeting new and interesting sentient species, and waterboarding them?
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>>173117375
>Batarian civilians
>Collateral
In the Alliance Navy, we call those "bonus points"
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>>173117576
He looks like a real person. That's a compliment he doesn't look like an 18 year old magazine model. I really like him.
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>>173117683
>In the Alliance Navy, we call those "bonus points"
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>>173117576
Looks like a dad who took the wrong turn while taking his family to Disneyland and ended up in some sort of space opera.
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>>173116046
He looks stern. Ready for action. Cool.
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>>173116456
Raising gaybies with Gil
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>>173115906
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Dr. Peebee, I'm Ryder.
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>>173117576
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>>173117703
Thanks. I spent way too fucking long trying to work with some of the other presets and finally decided to go for something simple. His eye colour is wonky but fuck going through the intro again.
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The 15% extra credits for APEX missions cryo upgrade, how exactly does that work? Does it just change the 15% extra credits for APEX missions into 35%? As someone who plays alot of multiplayer, can I farm apex missions for the bonus credits and hit the jackpot?
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>>173117907
He's a looker.

>>173117947
It works. He looks great in my opinion.
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>>173117935
Looks like a Batarian
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>>173117907
He looks so young and ready to be corrupted by Cora
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>>173117907
Probably the only good looking maleRyder in this thread, and trust me - with wonkyness and limits of that face editor it's really hard to achieve.
His head looks too long, but still, you can't do anything to fix it.
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>>173117935
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>>173117907
Hello, Thad.
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>>173118224
>insulting everyone else's Ryder
Don't. Ryder is to be loved, not judged
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>>173118224
>the only good looking maleRyder in this thread
if you want him to look sterile and symmetrical, sure. He looks ''handsome'' but his face has no character.
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>>173118224
fuck you, I love my Ryder
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>>173117183
you are the hero we deserve
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>>173118243
>tfw this is also my edit from fucking years ago now
wasn't expecting that
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This game left me really disappointed. I really hope everyone who worked on this is fired and the team that works on titanfall 2 or some shit is drafted to work on the next one, because god knows hoping that the ME2/ME1/DAO writers come back is impossible.

When fucking Fallout 4 has a better cast of characters and more diversity in choices and endings then you know this franchise has hit rock bottom.

74%. Christ.
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anyone else have a save just for watching the romance climax scenes over again? or am i just a degenerate
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>>173118359
Well, you do have a point, he does kinda look like the most basic fashion model you can find.
Still, it's better than the rest of oblivion-tier mugs in here.
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>>173117935
>>173118243
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>>173116368
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STOP GIVING ME CHARACTERS WHEN ALL OF MY GUNS ARE SHIT
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>>173118563
Just think though, when your characters are maxed out you won't get them anymore and the chance of getting guns will be larger.

Also those characters you maxed out will be silver-worthy even at level 1.
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>>173118419
These two were some of my favourite /dag/ shops, thanks anon
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>>173116368
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>>173118121
>>173118269
>>173118224

He's a self insert with my round-ass babyface
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>>173118645
I'm really happy you posted them because I lost them when I got a new laptop
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>>173118562
You know, when I hear people talking about hurians, usually I assume that the fans who want them would want to design them to be cute and not a giant, hideous middle finger to God.
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>>173118678
cease
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>>173118680
>even my screenshot he blinks

FUCK
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>>173116368
>>173118678
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>>173118701
Glad to be of service.
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>>173118495
>he's still doing it
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>>173117157
You must be gay

That's 100% Top Tier Bia right there
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>>173118495
>it's better than the rest of oblivion-tier mugs in here.
without being a kissass cunt, i genuinely like every ryder posted in this thread.

>>173116002
i like the edge of wildness to this ryder

>>173116046
i like his stern, strong look

>>173116331
>>173117848
i like his eyes and genuine expression


>>173117576
>>173117947
i LOVE his face, he's my standout Ryder of the thread

>>173117907
>>173118761
he's a peach but he looks like a regular male model. not a bad thing just not a unique thing.
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>>173118769
I would fuck this
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>>173118769
See that's not entirely terrible, it's ticklin' my xeno pickle in the right ways.

Still think hybrids are a cancer though
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>>173118858
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>>173118883
But I'm already here
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>>173118860
I can just imagine the first race mixed hybrid babys are gonna get bullied hard, until the krogan hybrid get's angry and massacre's the whole school
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>>173118848
Take notes. This is how you treat other people's Ryder
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>>173118678
>"Hey, what should we include as the Tempest pet for Ryder as the pre order bonus?"
>"Hey, varren are pretty popular, why not give Ryder a varren pup?"
>"That's a good idea, Josh, you have a dog we could use to get animations right?"
>"Yeah, she loves people, I think that will be a great ide-"
>at that moment, Bioware's head designer's autistic daughter barges into the room
>"MONKEY!"
>"S-sweetie. . .daddy's working, go back to your caretaker plea-"
>"MONKEY! MONKEY!"
>"Sweetie I really think you shoul-"
>"MONKEY! AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!"
>"OK FINE WE'LL PUT IN A FUCKING MONKEY IN THE GAME, JUST GO BACK TO YOUR CARETAKER!"
>The little autist skips out of the room "Monkey Monkey Monkey. . ."
>". . .Guess Ryder is getting a Pyjack"
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>>173118848
She's not wild at all, she's a cutie-pie.
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>>173118967
>'s
stop this
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>>173119030
If you say so, but she has a touch of the wild about her. In a good way anon. She's a trailblazer.
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>>173119070
Whom's't'v'e'd you to stop me, plebian?
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>>173119070
oh 'shit Im 'sorry, dont know how that happened
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>She's a Pathfinder
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>>173118848
If I ever made a pillow fort you would be on the VIP entry list
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>>173118990
+1
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Reminder that Vetra is basically a spaghetti spilling NEET who googled how to have a relationship.
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>>173119016
>the caretaker walks in a minute later
>"Hey guys, have you seen Sara? She snuck out again."
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I got buyer's remorse from pirating andromeda
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>>173119284
>NEET
>Not in Education, Employment or Training
>Smuggler that has done oddjobs to take care of sister
Okay
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>>173119008
>>173119205
words can't express the love i feel towards anyone who respects a person's Ryder.
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>>173119372
>never has held an OFFICIAL job
>never went into the military
>not NEET
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>lonely fat virgins whiteknighting for an ugly dinosaur on 4chan

jej
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>>173119449
her official job is Pathfinder lackey
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>>173119449
Isn't she officially employed by Kesh, even if most of her 'work' is off the books?
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>>173119449
Illegal work is still work anon.
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>>173118769
I want her to lighty nibble on my shoulder as I'm pumping myself in and out of her
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>>173119535
>not doing the sidequest that let's you dump her and watch her get drunk

lel
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What's Vetra's favorite sexual position?
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>>173119535
>ugly dinosaur

What kind of dinos do you find attractive, then?
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>>173119650
The one where i fuck cora instead
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>>173119674
dinosaurs with big cocks
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>>173119650
>face down, ass up
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>>173119620
>that clipping
Pretty much confirms that all vetra's worth for is fuck and dump
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>tfw Ralph might be unbanned soon

;_;
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>>173119650
Tie between Cowgirl and Missionary
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>>173119814
>cowgirl
>Turian

anon please
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>>173119784
don't care really, I'm going to report all mass errect threads like I always did, and report and ignore all the reddit and political posts, like I always did
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>>173119784
I'm new to /vg/, who is Ralph and what happened?
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>>173119867
Report vetra posts when
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>>173119784
>Ralph banned
>Femshep autist shows up and kind of fills the gap
really makes you think
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>that moment when the UI and visuals starts fucking out
pretty neat touch desu
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>>173115906
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>>173119909
Some shitter who would spam occupy democrats tier images long after any vocal /pol/fags left
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So the new character customization options are in Thursday's patch right?

might create a new character then to see if they un-fucked it
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>>173120019
I don't think so.
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>>173119814
She is too heavy for scott
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>>173119975
She looks good. Genuine, approachable.
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>>173120078
210 lbs isn't that heavy, I'm thinking about chaffing
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>>173120019
when is the DLC to make a white person?
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>>173115742
What were they thinking. The Arks do not have any sort of defences?
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>>173118494
that's a good idea.
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>>173119284
>mandible clipping through armor
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>>173115993
That's not Pelessaria.
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>>173118494
seriously, we all do it.
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>>173120172
while the scale is grand, the initiative is unltimately a civilian project, don't know if the council would allow them to build ships that big with giant canons
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>>173115993
ur waifu is shit
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I got fooled by the Asari producing the Oblivion drug. That's hours, days ago. Rustles my jimmies to the extreme. Ahhhhhh
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>>173120342
>believing the person protected by armed thugs in an industrial facility against a guy treating patients in the slums out of a storage crate
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>>173120342
Me too, that fucking bitch, I wish I didn't have to back an hour of gameplay to fix that.
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So on some weapons descriptions like the Talon I think it says the Initiative got their hands on the Cerberus tech at an illegal auction. Wouldn't that mean the benefactor is not TIM? No need for auctions and shit if you can just give them the weapons.
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>>173120342
>He didnt explore around the doctors site before heading out to get it
>he didnt read the doctors journals on his past
This is entirely your fault
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>>173120414
He was Asian bro, you can't trust Asians
But neither can you trust Asari.
It's a hell of a conundrum
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>>173120414
She could've as well been held there as a scientist. That's why I believed her. The part that annoys me most is that I even read the datapads at the clinic basically saying that the doctor is legit but somehow didnt remember when I was at the drug lab.

>>173120436
Yep. Apparently though it's a "mayor decision" and gets mentioned in the epilogue or somethin
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Friendly reminder that Sara is the PUREST waifu and the patrician's choice.
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>>173120519
>"mayor decision"
Then they should have made a bigger fuckin deal about it

>>173120541
She's also a cunt
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>>173120541
so sexy ! !
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>>173115867
You keep your slimy blue succubus tentacles away from him
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>>173120482
I didn't even need to go snooping around
>Doctor is seen caring for patients
>Asari claims he is selfish
Bitch you serious?
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>>173120541
She is. I want to kill my Scott playthrough already, I just miss her too much.
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>>173120710
>not repeatedly clicking the screen and ignoring what bioware's shitty characters say
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>>173120541
>>173120639
>>173120743
shit taste
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Meridian DLC that lets us explore Meridian when?

god damn, that nomad run was baller.

wanted so badly to be able to stop and explore but nope.
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>>173120482
Not him, but I legitimately didn't see the datapads. It was only after that I stumbled upon one. Felt doubly foolish.
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>>173119992

Or before any were present. He used the tactic to derail threads that he didn't create.
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>>173120883
>Meridian DLC that lets us explore Meridian when?
Never, we'll get a dlc that goes more in depth with beepbeep and asari in Andromeda, just you wait and see.
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>Hey Cora, how are you d-
>RYDER, I AM AN ASARI HUNTRESS
>RYDER
>A HUNTRESS
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>>173121021
>REMEMBER THE MANUALS, RYDER
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>>173120883
fan service dlc were you determine whether or not "terra firma" day will be a formal affair or Andromeda's version of the 4th of July, determining who gets to join and who doesn't, plus alt casual outfits for all crewmembers
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>>173119867
That's dangerous my friend, I reported winter break picture spammers and i was the one who got warnings
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>>173121021
>>173121056
>BIGGEST DICK IN ANDROMEDA, RYDER
>but
>PUTTING YOURS TO SHAME
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>>173119960
>Femshep autist
Thank God that fucker is gone
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Did anyone actually romance Liam when Jaal exists?
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how do I romance my sister?
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>Heleus Cluster 96% explored
>All systems are on 100% explored

Hmmm...
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>>173121485
check for additional system anomalies
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>>173121542
Fuck that. Maybe after the patch is out and you can skip travel time.
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>>173121261
Plenty of people on Tumblr. If I ever play as sisRyder I would choose Liam desu
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>>173121542

No.

>>173121485

It's literally your game progression. Check your save for the same number.
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>>173121261
Some Tumblrites yes. Normies might too because Jaal is strange looking and doesn't tickle the furry pickle the way Turians do.
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>>173122078
>tfw i'm not even a Turian but I find them hot
It's all in the voices and military culture.
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>>173122196

>he's not even a turian
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>>173115906
Okay.
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>>173122303
Fuck what a slip. I meant to type furry.
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I don't like Vetra but I like femturs in general
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>>173122196
>i'm not even a Turian
whatever you say Bruvus
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>>173120867
kys
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>>173120960
I went back and still couldn't find the fucking things
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>>173122196
>tfw i'm not even a Turian

Shut up, Panivus
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who would win?
The council race with the strongest military or a bunch of farmers that just managed to wrap their heads around mass effect fields?
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>>173122393
That's because Vetra is boring as hell. What a waste of our first femtur slot.
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>>173122568
Just treat her as a fuck n dump, there might better better aliums in the sequel
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>>173122521
Are those farmers Krogan?
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>>173121261
I guess so? Liam is cute but he's not comparable and they clearly didn't put as much work into him in any aspect. Though I'd say the same of Cora. Human companions, goddamn. You'd think they'd learned by now that they have to make Mass Effect humans extra exciting and interesting for anyone to give a shit.
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>>173122376
uh huh
sounds like something a turian would say
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>>173122625
>krogans
>farmers
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>>173122632
They've had a lot of human squadmates throughout the series.

Only one of them was actually an interesting and well done character.
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>>173122376
Keep walking, Artevis.
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>>173122632
Or just stop having Human Guy and Human Girl as your first two squadmates
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>>173122568
A lot of the character choices were odd. They had a chance to have really eclectic squadmates based on the fact that not just anyone would uproot their life and go to a different galaxy. But they didn't take advantage of the setup in the least.

Everyone is way too mundane. In the case of people like Liam and Suvi, you don't get a sense of drive or insecurity or what have you that explains why they'd leave their entire family behind. "I was bored and feeling unsatisfied" just doesn't feel strong enough, especially for a squadmate background. People might do that in the real world, but it's different when you know for sure that you'll never have a chance to see them again and that they're now long dead.
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>>173122730
Andromeda Krogan are farming, anon.
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so, can I just keep choosing the flirt option with everyone before locking into a romance? will it have consequences?
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>>173122853
I heard some can comment on you not choosing them if you lock in a romance in the end. Like Cora can say "Really, with Peebee?"

But I just heard it, I've never done it. Only flirted with Vetra.
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>>173122792
We should have had a squadmate who really regretted coming. I feel like you never met anyone significant in the game who felt that way and it was strange.
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>>173122632
Tfw Vega was prime human romance material and he wasn't even an option.
I'm not saying I woulda chose him over garrus, but it mighta actually made somewhat of a competition for a femshep playthrough.
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>>173122853
Yes, but since it's not flagged correctly I think everyone will ask if you want to be in a relationship during the scene where they'd normally ask you. They don't acknowledge that you already decided to date someone else.
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>>173123027
Javik should have been romanceable too.
Femshep had like no good male love interests besides Garrus.
Garrus probably would have come out on top anyways though.
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>>173122941
Vetra and Cora have banter where they say they need to talk about Ryder

>>173123065
Yeah I don't think anyone mentions someone else during the scenes where you can make it official but they might bring it up when you approach them to speak
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>>173122632
What gets me is that even the writers feel this way. They act like the fandom and have the aliens as their favorite and barely care about the first humans. Like they forgot that they're literally writing the story and can just make the humans not boring.

If I were a Mass Effect character writer my top priority would be to break the mold of "the boring first humans". Put some actual effort in.
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>>173123065
This would be a shit situation. Based on Jaal and Vetra, the rejection scenes are rather well done and fucking hurt. I haven't come across videos of rejecting the others at the key moments.
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>>173115843
kys
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>>173123270
>Jaal's rejection scene
Please don't remind me, anon.
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FRIENDLY REMINDER : : :

kys = KISS YOUR SELF

This has been a friendly reminder !
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>>173123206
Do you have a recording of it?
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>>173123356
I still can't believe that they put so much effort into that scene. That shit was actually better done than the accepting the romance scene!
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>>173115906

They better put a face editor in the tempest med bay when the new CC shit comes out.
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Is Andromeda worth playing if the only Bioware game I've ever played is KOTOR?

I've fapped my dick off to Sara so many times jesus fucking christ
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>>173123270
>rejection scenes
Is there a link to a video of this? I haven't come across that even searching it.
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owo, whats this
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>>173123467
>Is Andromeda worth playing

No.
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>>173123467
It's not a bad game.
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>>173123476
I don't have them on hand but they've been posted in here before. I've tried to search for the others on Youtube a few days back but found nothing. Too lazy to search now.
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>>173123467
You could pirate it and see for yourself.
It has a similar structure with the different open world planets and all that.
I didn't like it because I hated KOTOR.
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>>173123467
yes do it for her
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>>173123480
THICC
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>>173123513
>I've tried to search for the others on Youtube a few days back but found nothing.
Okay at least I know i'm not bad at searching things. I'm shocked there's no results.
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>>173123567
YES !
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>>173116750
Don't forget that Shepard is super-human (moreso in virtually all physical regards than Ryder) since ME2.

I mean, he's already super-human due to Alliance enhancement , let alone potential biotics, but still. Can Scott headbutt a Krogan hard enough to knock him back without breaking his own skull? Bone-plated Shepard can.
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>>173115906
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>>173123567
Fixed, I don't like that pic.
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>>173123356
>the way his lip quivers
I'm not even a jaalfag and that still hurt me
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I-I'm already with Jack. What do I do?
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>>173123795
Jack = trash

Be exclusive with Tali or you're a piece of shit
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>>173123795
I only want you.
Jack is cute but Tali's romance is objectively more fufilling because she's a squadmate in ME3 and thus has way more time to shine.
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>>173123467
>sexualizing Sara
GTFO
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>>173123795
>That wet greasy hair
gross
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>>173123795
Tali is suitrat trash and steals the normandy plans, go with Jack.
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>>173123795
OT CC was a mistake
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>>173123697
Ryder is more superhuman than Shepard was because of SAM.

The main difference is in experience. Shepard was a badass even before the first game started, Ryder is a kid on his/her first adventure.
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>>173123847
Sara sexualised herself with dem lips, nigga
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>>173123795
be with Tali.
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Think this game will ever get mod support?
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>>173123883
>Ryder is more superhuman than Shepard was because of SAM.
Only more so than ME1 Shepard.
Shepard is practically a fucking cyborg ME2 and onwards thanks to spooky Cerberus science.
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>>173123860
>trying this hard
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>>173123270
Gil says something along the lines of "I've liked from afar before, I know how it goes" and if you kiss him beforehand he says "Wait, that didn't do it for you?"

The first is kinda sad because he clearly likes Ryder. I haven't seen Jaal and Vetra's though
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>>173123847
What the fuck?
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>>173123725
i love you hans ryder. zyklon them angara

>>173123795
why does your shepard look like an obese infant
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Liara didn't sleep with Feron... right?
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>>173123967
I'm not trying anything, Tali is suitrat trash
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>>173124007
Wrong.
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>>173124007
Liara could never cheat on Shepard
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>>173115906
>>
Here are the Jaal and Vetra rejection scenes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP9FEbXgHPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khnqjINmLIA
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>>173124017
>I'm not trying anything

Sure you're not :^)
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>>173124007
Teal parasites are all whores and will bed anything that moves, we know that from the fact that they try to fuck any race that they meet (those bird guys, yahg, angara)
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>>173123795
>not using sheploo

maybe you deserve garbage like jack
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>>173124056
>jaal's lip tremble
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>>173123961
Yeah but aside from getting Terminator Face if he was a Renegade he never felt like a Cyborg.
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>>173123957
That would required major rewrites to the engine and seeing how those people can't handle it as it is, I'm not holding my breath
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>>173124084
Oh fuck they did probably try to sink their claws into Raloi.
>>
I always see people talk about Shepard being a enhanced when rebuilt, but was this stated anywhere? I always remember TIM going all "Muh authentic shepard"
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>>173124229
If any specie was greeted by the Asari, you KNOW that their envoy got into an orgy.
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>>173124172
>he never felt like a Cyborg.
I mean it's hard to feel like a cyborg when you have actual flesh covering all your metallic parts.
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>>173123907
Kiss pillows, and stop.
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>>173123406
It's not that I don't appreciate the effort, but... man, I don't need to see the exact moment when his heart breaks. I don't need to know that exists.

>>173123770
>that expression
>that empty laugh
>"Okay"
>you just know by that reaction that he's only showing a fraction of how hurt he really is
>>
>>173124007
they fucked like dogs and he made her squeal like a pig, the corpse of shepard was in the next room when they were porking eachother

it was just refered in the comic but you can read it in the novel shit was graphic
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>>173120449
Unless you didn't want to make it clear it was Cerberus. If the US arms some guerrilla group, they don't do it through the sales desk of their contractors, they have the CIA funnel it through criminal fronts that then supply their intended target.

Cerberus (before they went full retard) did shady false flags and shell games all the time.
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>>173124056
>Jaal about to cry
How could someone do this outside of just "seeing what happens"?
tfw i'll probably cheat on Jaal if they introduce a male quarian.
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>>173123395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxPah79ly4U
>>
REMINDER
if you rejected Jaal, you deserve to burn in the enternal flames of hell
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>>173124356
nooooooo
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>>173115906
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>>173123961
>Shepard is practically a fucking cyborg ME2 and onwards

And Ryder is fused with an AI, That's way more powerful.
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>>173124429
ANOTHER REMINDER:
JAAL IS STRAIGHT.
VETRA IS STRAIGHT.
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>>173124250
Nowhere. Miri and TIM state they wanted Shep as they were. Whatever cybernetics are there to only substitute for organic parts they couldn't regrow.
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>>173124429
I don't get why anyone would even flirt with him if they didn't want to romance him. The early ones are pretty cringy.
>>
>cucks in this thread saying Ryder is better than Shepard

This is the most fucking pathetic thing I've ever seen.
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>>173124379
I can say with the same with Vetra, If we get any other femtur, I'm dropping her used goods, christmas cake, dry boney ass.
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>>173124519
And Avitus is gay.
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>>173124429
Never flirted with him to begin with.
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>>173124379
His is much worse than Vetra's but I really want to see Peebee's if you reject her once she's finally gotten serious. What the fuck message do you record in Poc and what happens after her announcement to the crew? It sounds like it'd be brutal.
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>>173124486
he'd be a very good boy if the eye color was actually something a human would have
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>>173124534
>Undertaken by the Lazarus Cell, which was headed by Miranda Lawson and her assistant Wilson, it involved attaching cybernetic implants to reconstruct the Commander's skeleton, reconstruction of the skin, and fluids to restart the blood flow and internal organs.
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>>173124604
That's fine. There's nothing wrong with not flirting with him, as long as you don't lead him on and dump him later.
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>>173124597
Avitus is going to be bi, watch this space
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>>173124534
so it's basically just neets who can't come to terms with the fact that their self insert isn't as strong as them imagined then
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>>173124597

Yeah but not for you so not much of a victory there.
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>>173124560
Less of a robot delivery wise, more op than the cyborg combat-wise
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>>173124560
I don't recall Shepard being able to switch freely from being a Biotic, to an Engineer, to a Vanguard, and to a super soldier.

I also don't remember him having an AI in his head that could provide real time feedback and tactical analysis.
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>>173124617
If I want a weird eye color that stand out, I go for light grey. I've met people with those husky eyes and it looks creepy as hell but it's natural.
>>
>>173124683
$5.00 has been deposited in your Origin account !
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>>173124646
Someday.

Wouldn't say no if he was an option for this game
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>>173124731
that doesn't even make sense you retard, the OT is on origin too
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>>173124560

He's more powerful which means he's better, and can also wear N7 armor without having to earn it.
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>>173123883
Only neurologically. Shepard doesn't have a super-intellect supplementing his vastly superior battle experience and training, but even the he is still enhanced enough that his endocrine system can save him from lethal poisoning on Omega or whatever they knocked him out with in Arrival. But physically there is nothing SAM can do for Ryder like what Shepard has grafted into him. Plated/reinforced bones, brand new superlab tendons and joints and shit. Shepard was broken and torn to pieces and got rebuilt from head to toe, EXCEPT his mind (like Miranda wanted), because TIM didn't want to jeapordize the soldier and man he once was.
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>Peebee: "my father was an elcor"
>Drack: "You gotta be kidding"
>Peebee: "Offended indignation: Why, doesn't it fit?"
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>>173124560
IKR take SAM away from Ryder and all they've got is nepotism
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>>173124879
>But physically there is nothing SAM can do for Ryder like what Shepard has grafted into him.
This.
I don't think people understand that SAM can probably boost Ryder's adrenaline but can't turn him into the fucking Hulk. He's limited by his biology and bodies limits.
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>>173124643
Even in-story Shepard himself can't tell if he's enhanced or not. Hell, they put more emphasis on Miri's enhancements which is few mentions here and there.
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>>173124765
>can also wear N7 armor without having to earn it.

So can Conrad Verner
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>>173124617
His eyes looked different in CC, once I realized my mistake I just head cannoned it away as a side effect of implanting SAM. Will fix on NG+
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>>173124996

Great point.
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>>173124996
Low blow
>>
So I finally woke up my bro, talked to all the pathfinders and collected all the memory things, about to head to Meridian. And now that I've seen all the memories, I can't see how the Benefactor is TIM unless he found some way to clone himself
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>>173124534
>Miri and TIM state they wanted Shep as they were

In terms of his mind and physical appearance. Shepard is chock full of implants that put him well above any normal human.

The best example of that is how he merely gets knocked out by a poison that more or less instantaneously killed every other human that drank it, or how even huge amounts of sedatives couldn't keep him under for any length of time.
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>>173124960
You can literally BUY and research enhancements.
Here's the description for Heavy Bone weave.
Shepard takes -50% Damage to health from melee attacks.
>By reinforcing the skeleton with a synthetic weave, bones can be made almost unbreakable. In the event of bone trauma, medi-gel conduits allow for bone regenerations in a matter of days.
It's like you didn't even play the game.
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>>173124879
>But physically there is nothing SAM can do

SAM has unrestricted access to Ryders physiology. He's literally a force multiplier in combat.

Shepard has nothing like that. Shepard may be a better character, but he's not nearly as overpowered.
>>
Tending the wounds of an injured femtur?
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Post yfw jaal or drack sacrifices himself to save you/the ship/crew and his death scene is similar to Logan's death scene
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>>173125117
>>173125136

As if Ryder being able to equip N7 armor was a point to begin with. It's not like in Halo where a normal person putting on mjolnir armor would break every bone in there body.
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>>173124996
"You turned out to be a real jerk!"
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>>173124534
I always assumed Shepard new regenerative ability was his enhancement?
Plus the heavy bone weave and the other augmentations you can get in the tech lab
>>
GAS THE TURIANS LADS
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>>173125235
How does that even work? How are they applied?

>>173125363
That would have merit if not for the fact that teammates regenerate as well. ALL of them.
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>>173125294
>SAM has unrestricted access to Ryders physiology.

Which doesn't mean he can actually push Ryder's body beyond what it a normal human body can take. SAM makes Ryder more flexible and adaptable, sure. But not tougher or stronger.
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>>173125219
Or the fact that he headbutted that Krogan next to the shaman so hard it put him on his heels, which I'm pretty sure some character states directly that without his enhancement it should have broken his skull.
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>>173125336

You're right, a mass relay rent a cop should be allowed to wear whatever they want.
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>>173125431
>That would have merit if not for the fact that teammates regenerate as well. ALL of them.
That's just gameplay.
Garrus, Jack, and Tali can't actually regenerate their bones in days within the story.

>How does that even work? How are they applied?
I'm guessing surgery. I'm neither Miranda or Chakwas.
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>>173124765
Shepherd is good at fucking up people more powerful than him.
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>>173125481
>which I'm pretty sure some character states directly that without his enhancement it should have broken his skull.
They do say that but anons will still insist Shepard isn't a Cerberus arts & crafts project.
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>>173125562

You're not listening. Ryder's better because he is more powerful than Shepard.
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>>173125294
I said there is nothing SAM can do for Ryder like what Shepard has in his body. Reading comprehension.

SAM can't magically reconstruct Ryder's bones to be stupid strong or develop super-strong synthetic tendons on the fly. Yes, SAM can augment Ryder's base physical ability, but he can't do for him what cybernetic implants and biosynthetics already grown into Shepard can. Even the endocrine system is probably better. SAM could force an enema and slow Ryder's heart rate to counteract a deadly poison, but could he do enough to basic human physiology what Shepards new lab organs saved him from? Probably not.

I'm speaking purely of the physical differences.
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This Ryder vs Shep argument is almost like the Skill vs Strength argument
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>>173125671
No he's a twink or sh'es a cannon autist
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>>173125819
Autism can get you very far in the military.
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>>173125768
dexfag get out
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>>173125768
No, it's like dogshit vs. ice cream

Ryder is dogshit
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>tfw Ryder was literally designed and written to be an average guy compared to Gary/Marysue Shepard
>tfw people are insisting that he's stronger and more amazing even though it goes entirely against everything the character is actually supposed to be.
>>173125768
Shepard definitely has more strength but thanks to an AI Ryder might have more skill. It truly is that argument.
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>>173125456
But it does make him tougher and stronger. It can't push him beyond what a normal human can take, but humans can't naturally control their physiology and push it to its limits.
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>>173125892
If you want someone to be an average guy it is probably best that they don't solo slaughter half of he galaxy with little to no combat experience or training.
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>>173125768
More like adult vs child.
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>>173125932

Sounds like a boring game.
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>>173125819
So basically, Sara > Shepard > Scott.
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>>173125978
Why is she so perfect.
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>>173125932
>it is probably best that they don't solo slaughter half of he galaxy
>half the galaxy
>HALF THE GALAXY
It was ONE fucking cluster in the Andromeda galaxy, with one native species, and only one general and his jobbers who have a fetish for genetically modifying people.
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>>173126039
Cute, lovable autist.
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>>173125926
Sure, but it also pretty much means he's far weaker and much less tough than reconstructed Shepard.
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>>173125926
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little dick Ryder? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the N7, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Reapers, and I have over 300 trillion confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Alliance armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of crew members across the universe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Alliance Navy Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>173126039
Easy to self-insert
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>>173124534
Well, Miranda wanted to give you a kill switch or tweak your loyalties or something
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>>173126045
Figure of speech
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>>173125306
Only if you injured her from long range in order to become her saviour
Then dump her after she lets you smash
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>>173125926
That's not the argument. Everyone knows SAM can push a Pathfinder beyond normal limits, just not super-human physical limits. Shepard, by ME2, is physically superhuman. Ryder is neurologically super-human, and whatever nervous system boost Shepard got is obviously inferior to an AI that can hijack your reaction and cognition times.

But SAM can merely overclock Ryder's fundamentally base human physiology. Shepard is now a super-human cyborg physically. Ryder is a super-human cyborg neurologically. That's the difference.
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>>173126184
>AI that can hijack your reaction and cognition times.
Keelah
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>>173126184
Then how come Ryder can't get bullet time?
Czechmate
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>>173126039
It's those dreamy eyes.
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>>173125978
>>173126089

I'm getting a little bit of Deja Vu here
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>>173126410
It's a shame the skin looks so weird when textures are on high or ultra.
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can i romance multiple people?
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>>173125871
>tfw Jaal is afraid of ice cream in that post Meridian conversation
It all makes sense.
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>>173126464
That is the look of pure terror.
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Habitat 1: Eos
Habitat 2: Elaaden
Habitat 3: ???
Habitat 4: ???
Habitat 5: Dead Planet
Habitat 6: Khadara
Habitat 7: Tutorial Planet
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Shepard and Ryder switch games and crews.
What is it like, /meg/?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnMGiiU-1J4
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>>173126490
There's romances which you just bang once and then leave it at that, and others which are exclusive.
Or Peebee, which you can either bang once and leave it at that, or get in a relationship.
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>>173120482
I made the right call but the datapads fucked up for me and wouldn't open no matter how many times I held the button and reloaded saves
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>be illusive man
>stow a single destroyer on the human ark
>Ensure humanity outguns and dominates every other race in Andromeda until the end of time
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>>173126573
Ryder's crew immediately leaves because they're not military and they don't take kindly to being bossed around.

Shepard's crew immediately leaves because they're military and need to be bossed around.
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>>173126546

It would be nice if there were 2 full DLC planets. Obviously not enough for another game.
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>>173126573
Saren wins
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>>173126573
Tempest crew don't want to watch movies or play poker with the robot.

Normandy crew can't stand the inexperienced kid. You're basically playing as Jenkins.
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>suffer through the Elaaden vault sudoku
>+2 skill points
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>>173126534
That's her default stare.
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>>173126546
Voldt and Havarl
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>>173126656
I'd be fine with Meridian and Habitat 7 becoming full zones while also getting a new planet.
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>>173126735
But neither one looks like Veold or Havarl.

I think Aya is Habitat 3.
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>>173126645
>to being bossed around.
But that's really only if you played Renegade. Jack and Grunt aside, most of your squadmates throughout the trilogy would willingly go along with most of your plans. It's part of the job.
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I want to be a slut and romance everyone at the same time help me do it you virgins.
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>>173126828
Aya is pretty much a volcano planet if you look at it from afar.
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>>173126039
Because she looks like someone who could be your neighbour.
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>>173126703
>Normandy crew can't stand the inexperienced kid. You're basically playing as Jenkins.
Javik would probably despise Ryder but i'm sure Traynor and Tali would like them. Garrus, Joker and Ashley would have no quarrel with them but would be left unimpressed and unattached. Vega would probably like them and EDI likes everyone.

Liara is the same..
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>>173126573
Saren can easily break an autists neck
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>>173126645
I don't see anyone but Liara, Tali and Garrus listening to Ryder's manlet college-senior ass, and Garrus wouldn't listen but rather take it as an excuse to go with his reckless ways

No one but Cora would tolerate Shepard's gruff, a tone of resentment could be felt through out the crew, Vetra gets punched for ruining a perfectly good steak
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It's strange. IRL I'd probably romance Peebee, but in game I romanced Vetra. What does that mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHXqkTTcmy0
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>>173127067
Sara is incapable of feeling pain.
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>>173127097
You're still in high school.
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>>173127067
Not before he talks your ear off at Virmire.
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>>173127087
Drack, Kallo, Cora, and Suvi would get along with Shepard just fine. Remember that the Normandy wasn't entirely filled with super uptight, no nonsense assholes. Garrus was chill, Vega was a bro, Joker was an ass hat, and Tali was moe and smug.
Peebee, Jaal, Gil and Liam would probably be bored out of their minds though. Vetra is uncertain.


Renegade Shepard on the other hand...That's a whole other story.
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>>173127097
>wanting to date a tumblrina type person IRL
also don't you know friendo? this ain't a peepoo friendly place. no peepoo allowed. only raptors, autists and the occasional 100% straight angara.
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Alec > Shepard
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What are your thoughts on tomorrows patch, Anon?
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>>173127386
Drack will still call Shepherd kid.
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The Angara were built for the bbc.
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>>173127434
Desperately needed
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>>173127434
Looking over the notes now
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Who is the canon romance option of Sara Ryder?
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>>173127434
We'll see what actually happens.
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>>173127656
Jaal.
Vetra for Scott.
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>>173127656
Scott.
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>>173127656
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>>173127656
Jaal in the trailer.
Vetra here.
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>>173127656
Reyes
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>>173127685
Literally this.
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>>173127656
Jaal for Sara, Vetra for Scott. Like how it was Garrus and Tali in the OT.
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>>173127692
>>173127701
Sorry but i cannot let my little brother fill my pussy up while i'm autistically stacking blocks of lego in the game, so this option doesn't count.
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>Lovely, Amazing Ryder,
>Meet me on Aya. I have a surprise for you.
W-what does he mean by this?
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Do turian women like to shop?
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>>173127535
Paragon Shepard will embrace it.
Truthfully though, Drack is way easier to handle than the likes of ME1 Wrex and Grunt though.

ME3 Wrex is basically an old man though and would have loved Drack.
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>>173127841
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>>173127764
Garrus is obvios, but didn't Liara get as much romance content in the trilogy as Tali, if not more?
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>>173127813
She clearly an.
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>>173127852
For a new set of armour with matching shotgun to accessorise, probably.
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>>173127852
Vetra love wheeling and dealing.
But in general all women love shopping.
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>>173127896
That's because writers had a huge hardon for Liara.
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>>173127896
Nice try Mac
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>>173127896
Liara was the consolation prize and is the writers pet of the ot so she was always going to have the most.
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>>173127990
>But in general all women love shopping.
Lies. Shopping is only fun when it's for candles,pets, or decorations. Clothes, perfumes, and makeup are a fucking chore.
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>>173127990
gonna have to agree with >>173128107 that shopping sucks. candle stores are magical places
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>>173128105
So why do you think Tali is canon then, because she got better closure with the (shitty) photo reveal and other teases?
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>>173128002
>>173128041
>>173128105
How did they fuck up so badly with Liara? I only began caring about her when she whipped out the time capsule. Gave me feels.
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>>173127887
oh fug i thought people were memeing on me
that was fucking amazing
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Shepard had a shitty VA but at least the character wasn't a little bitch. On Kadara Ryder tells some looters "looting is wrong" and they just laugh at him. Shepard at the very least would have threatened them if not outright execute them. I miss that magnificent clunky cunt.
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>>173127434
I wonder how the eyes will look, its probably the change im looking forward to the most. Maybe every human and asari wont look so fucking deadeyed now.
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>>173127957
>tfw you will never spoil your femtur gf by getting her armax power-armor
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>>173128107
Agreed, i hate shopping. Its fun after you have done all the shopping.
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>tfw Suvi's fucking hairstyle tanks the framerate
wtf bioware
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>>173128582
Shopping is nice if you're in, say, a bookstore. It's definitely better when you know what you're looking for and can look around after you get it, though.
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gj you whiny faggots, you got what you wanted for your gay-simulator
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>>173128636
This.
Bookstores have interesting things to offer amongst the book you're looking for too.
Barnes & Noble in particular is nice.
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Andromeda would be immensely improved by having the crew of the Normandy (including Shepard) arrive on a later ramshackle ark to escape the horrors of the reaper war aftermath.
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>>173128710
>'Improvements' means adding a conversation option to throw them out the airlock at first meeting
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>>173128459
tfw best boy is going to be stolen by the gays like they did with vetra
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How was the game allowed to ship without all those changes already in the game?
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>>173128484
Same, I really hop it's a significant change for the better. That and "Improved Lip Sync and Facial Acting During some Conversations"

And if not, well at least we can skip the autopilot sequences
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>>173128742
No. I love the OT cast most but no.
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>>173128749
>you can play the oppressed minority card when a straight male NPC rejects you
now you can ANALyze everything you want
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>>173128742
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>>173128775
They couldn't have Garrus in the OT.
Just give them this one lesser victory.
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So the better character creation is not for Thursday, right?
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>>173128195
I don't think there is a canon romance, but I really liked what they did with Tali in the OT and I never really bothered with anyone else because of that, especially not Liara after ME1.

So even if Tali wasn't the canon romance, I don't care, it was still very enjoyable.
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>>173128775
He's already been stolen
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>>173128742
No, their time is ogre.
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>>173128807
Lets hope for the best, atleast some faith will be restored. For now, will have to see what they do with Jaal i guess.
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>>173128894
>they make the c-sec detective spin-off/prequel
>Garrus is in it and turned bi for some reason
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>>173128775
I don't think he's going to be stolen. If he is, as long as it doesn't interfere with the romance as it is now, then I probably won't mind.

I'm still basically against it, though, because doing it would set a really dangerous precedent. If the devs are willing to cave on things like this as long as people throw a big enough internet tantrum about it, where does it stop?
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>>173128894
I don't want to romance big, purple and vaguely penis-shaped tho. I want a Turian bf with a really long fringe.
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>>173128775
Good.
Sara's purity must be protected.
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>>173129107
>long fringe
Are you that autistic russian who wanted to fuck Saren?
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>>173128710
>Jaal forced bi
>Doubtful they write Avitus as a romance for Scott
>Kallo never ever
I don't think I did get what I wanted
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>>173129107
>I want a Turian bf with a really long fringe.
So Saren?
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>>173129085
I wouldn't have minded if he was bi from the get go, but changing it now wouldn't just be very unlike bioware and their character integrity, but it also opens a door i think should be closed. If people see they can get them to do what they want if they whine enough, this is exactly how romances will be changed after laugh in the future.
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>>173129178
Nope, I'm a bong. I'm kinda sad I never met this ruskie or the turkroach, the raptorfags of old.
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>The Andromeda Initiative is an aimless, friendly invasion, which helps it avoid too much discomfort. Rather than conquering Aya and Havarl, the two most viable planets, humans and the Milky Way aliens make nice with the pleasant angaran natives, who integrate easily even as we kill their people in skirmishes with the anti-alien Roekaar faction. The real enemies are the kett, after all, competing invaders who are violent, cult-like assimilators akin to the borg. We’re cleared to kill them on sight within minutes of arriving in Andromeda. And shooting the Roekaar is just self-defense on our part, not on theirs.

>But it is self-defense for them. The Roekaar are called xenophobic for their distrust of aliens, but they’re not xenophobes, they’re responding to an invasion. The Initiative is clearly more advanced than the angara, and when advanced civilizations meet less-advanced civilizations, history is clear on what happens—I assume even in Mass Effect’s world.

>But not this time! Andromeda concludes that despite a few political differences here and there, we’re fundamentally good invaders in contrast to the kett, who are fundamentally bad invaders. They want to assimilate you into their collective. We, however, just came to hang out.

>Had the kett been just as hostile but natives themselves—not evil co-invaders bent on galactic domination—Andromeda’s characters would’ve had some real struggles. If we win the war, which we initiated by flying into their galaxy, what will we do to them then? Does our survival matter more than theirs? As it is, the issue is intentionally avoided and then barely addressed

http://www.pcgamer.com/mass-effect-andromedas-sequel-should-ditch-nearly-everything-about-andromeda/
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>>173127434
I want to see the MP balance details.
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QUICKLY, SLASH MASS EFFECT GENERAL SLASH

DUMP HEAT 80% clip bonus OR SUPERCHARGE 20% clip bonus and 20% rate of fire
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>>173129225
I don't think I'm smooth enough to get past his blind hatred of humans, unfortunately. Or the massive lovecraftian brainwashing. Though I could probably go for his protege if he ever stops being the Sad Gay TM.
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>>173129274
That's exactly what I think. At best they'll use this as a learning experience and maybe throw in a gay or bi alien romance next time - hopefully that's all it comes to.
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>>173129387
rip vanquisher.
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>>173121167
nigga, haven't you checked the recent threads? he's still here.
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>>173129429
Depends on your clip size. If it's a gun with a small clip, Dump Heat is better.

But for something with a larger clip, like an Assault Rifle or some kind of LMG, Supercharge is the way to go.
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>>173119784
Do not reply or talk in Mass Errect threads, mod naturally delete the thread with less replies/discussion
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>>173129574
>tfw can't decide

I mainly use the revenant but I have a VHS'd avenger for when i inevitably run out of ammo which desperately needs clip bonus anyways
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>>173129697
If those are your guns, go with Supercharge.

Dump Heat would be for like Sniper Rifles, Shotguns, or certain Pistols.
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>>173128775
Oh it won't be all bad, gays don't infest fanfic sites with their homoship like females do.

But We might get some decent gay porn out more than if he was just an option for femryder.
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>>173129801
>decent gay porn
bit of an oxymoron there
>>
I miss mass effect 1's unlimited ammo
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>>173129889
It was extremely imbalanced.

I really fucking wish there was a hybrid overheat/ammo augmentation.

You can reload your shit if you want, spending a power cell or something, but you can also just let it recharge normally.
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Why does every shotgun I've got suck dick in multiplayer? I just want to charge around blasting people in the face.
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>>173129889
>>173129965
Did they give a lore explanation for why they downgraded their weapons between ME1 and ME2?
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>>173129889
Yeah moving away to an ammo based system was a mistake. Not just from a gameplay perspective, but from a setting perspective, it's just retarded.
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>>173130007
A good dick sucker blames his tools
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>>173130078
Come on man, no need for that. I've resorted to just using the Talon pistol, it's a better shotgun there the actual shotguns.
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>>173130014
Yeah.
Something about Geth shield and reload being faster than let the weapon cooldown.
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>>173130014
Any lore explanation gets fucked out the window because literally seconds after shepard wakes up from his coma he IMMEDIATELY understands how to operate the new mechanism, despite him not having used it before
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>>173119449
She worked construction. Is that not official enough.
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>>173129850
Compared to the straight porn which is really shitty SFM, does Jaal/sara even have porn yet?
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Reminder that one time Garrus caught Vetra smuggling and she seduced him to escapee punishment. 9 months later her ""sister"" was born.
>>
Anyone check out the Hornet?

Looks pretty good on paper. 950 RPM and 60 damage? fuck that's better than assault rifles
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So just what kind of a playstyle is the Remnant armor actually good for anyways?

I can't really think of anything that suits it, besides just the chest for biotic lance spam builds.
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>get Jaal's sex scene
>Lexi demands details for """science"""
>SAM suddenly very interested in reproduction
Why is my ship full of perverts
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>>173130359
Garrus smuggled something into Vetra alright
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>>173129965
That's literally all it should be across all the games
Standard overheat mechanics with an option to eject and replace the thermal clip for instant firepower. Throw in some weapon mods like a fixed clip that you can't replace but takes longer to overheat and it's all fine.
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>>173130359
Either that or Sid's a rape baby
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>>173130740
We want the call of duty audience senpai.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMBHvxd7dBU
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>only one set of normal looking armor in the entire game
>it's made for fucking adepts

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>173130740
>>173130880
it boogles my mind how people from focus groups were unable to grasp that kind of mechanic
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>>173131270
after hearing about Dishonored playtesters being too dumb to even try going upstairs because an NPC told them not to i am willing to believe the worst of all people hired to test video games.
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>>173131515
>Dishonored playtesters being too dumb to even try going upstairs because an NPC told them not to
You're kidding right?
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For all that is holy, is there a way to skip unskippable cutscenes in andromeda? PLEASE?
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>>173115742
>I have 13 posts in that picture
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yfw ryder unlocks the final memories and hears about Shepard and the Reapers
yfw that was 600 years ago
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>>173131803
No, he's not kidding.
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>>173119650
MATING PRESS
Followed by sensual cuddle time.
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>>173131908
Good.
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>>173131803
no, i'm not kidding. i don't know if you've played it but it's the Lady Boyle's Last Party mission. it takes place in a mansion, the party itself is only on the first floor and guests are supposed to stay there, but of course you're there to kill someone so it makes absolutely no sense to listen to a guard telling you the upstairs is off limits. ESPECIALLY in a game where you can teleport, possess people or turn into a rat and climb through vents... or just kill or knock out the guard blocking your way.

there's also a story about Half Life 2 i think? playtesters who kept going around in circles in a cave instead of, you know, trying to go a different direction.
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>>173131762
I'm still fucking mad they removed scopes from weapons that had them in ME3 because muh weapon mods and then they forgot that weapons need some kind of an aiming device even stock.
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>>173131803
Not a joke.
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>>173132129
>there's also a story about Half Life 2 i think? playtesters who kept going around in circles in a cave instead of, you know, trying to go a different direction.
It was one of them. Just one.
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>>173132000
>>173132129
>>173132173
There needs to be some gene pool cleansing done and fast
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>>173131762
Mass Effect weapons look retarded
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Anybody know if there's more detailed patch notes for tomorrow's update?
A lot of them seem very...vague...
THANK FUCKING GOD FOR SKIPPING AUTOPILOT SCENES THO
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>>173132180
Yeah it's in the dev commentary.
It's frustrating that games get dumbed down so much nowadays.
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>haha never thought I'd fall for an alien
>you're the alien
>no you are
>no YOU are
>I wanna eat your pussy
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>>173132303
so you do but at least some people like mass effect weapons
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>>173132303
How would you change them?
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>>173132016
>MATING PRESS
what is??
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>>173132308
>THANK FUCKING GOD FOR SKIPPING AUTOPILOT SCENES THO
THIS
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>>173124338
>one of his famous, important brothers stole his first "girlfriend" who just gave him a kiss and then promptly went on to marry said brother
>had to watch them be together and have kids, sharing their same house, for years
>extremely self-conscious about himself, unsure, with zero confidence, tries to act cool to feel better and hide his insecurities
>in reality he is a huge, shy virgin dork
>falls in love with this human who is helping his people and saving the cluster one vault at a time
>completely trusts her and even introduces her to his family and mother
>doesn't even ask her to make out, he just takes a kiss and then shows her the galactic map he made
>he asks her if she is interested in sex only much later and the first thing he does is please her, probably after asking Liam and Lexi billions of questions
>calls her Darling One and says they will have a place of their own soon
>it's implied that angara and humans are genetically compatible (Jaal's mother asking about the human birthing process, that angara woman on Aya who scans Ryder and says humans are very similar to angara and wonders what her future nephews and nieces will look like)
>Jaal and Ryder will problably have dozens of kids and live happily somewhere nice and full of light

How can anyone say 'no' to such a perfect husbando?
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>>173132380
Google
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>>173132380
Like missionary but with her legs over your shoulders. It's a bit of a meme at the moment.
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>>173132374
Make them less retarded
>>173132361
My mammy likes me
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>>173132380
something you'll never experience
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>>173132482
I got a lot of pictures of lions and seals
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>>173132332
He really is the twilight fanatics image of the perfect man.
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>>173129801
that's because fanfics are shit
no one gives a fuck about fanfics (unless theyre short fetishy fics like the shit posted here) besides tumblrinas
i guarentee you like 90% of the art and porn art are going to by faggot shit the second jaal is announced bi. remember fenris and kaidan?
doesn't matter if it's a male or female artist. fucking women and gay people ruin everything.
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>>173132621
he doesn't seem to be a stalker though
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>>173132672
He's one of those open with his feelings types, like Liam "I cry, that's what men do right? We cry." Kosta.
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>>173132510
I'm forced to believe you're just shitposting since you couldn't provide a stronger argument than: "I don't like this." "How would you change it anon?" "Make it less like this."
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>>173132480

He's beta
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have they cracked denuvo yet
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>>173132857
yes the crack is out.
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>>173132769
I'd make you less retarded too.
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>>173132480
>tfw sera dies giving birth to a batch of 20 angara half breeds
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>>173128775
I doubt that. They only recorded one line for Scott, a placeholder in case they wanted to proceed with making Jaal available to male Ryder too. That didn't happen, Jaal was left straight and the line was found by the dataminers, but Scott was nowhere to be found in Jaal's romance scenes.

To make him bi, they would have to call the voice actor again (=money), change the game code (=money) to add Scott into Jaal's romance scenes, hoping it won't break anything. But even then, it would be awkward as fuck, because Jaal was clearly written for a female audience and his sex scene would be terrible with Scott.

So either they make a completely different scene for him (TONS of money and time), also risking to face the straight girls' rage, or they add a completely gay romance in one of the DLCs.

Ladyinsanity revealed they are planning to release a free expansion "with romantic outfits" on May, which ironically enough is when this fix for Scott's gay romance should come, so I can see them turning an already planned quarian or drell just arrived with the last ark into a gay romance.
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>>173127434
curious to see what changes it'll actually bring, because they sure are promising a lot from just a few lines of patch notes

also worried for the vanquisher. I fear they're gonna nerf it into the ground instead of properly balancing it
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>>173133043
Never, he can impregnate Shrek if he wants.
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>>173124560
Canon solider shep male war-hero spacer is pretty retard strong.
Syth aug's with unbreakable bones kelvar skin and ridiculous reaction times and bullet time on demand with some martial arts the art of space punching
Not to mention a shit ton of experience and beating literal impossible odds on the bugged gladiator course that shouldn't have been organically possible.

Ryder Sam hacks don't really mean much to a person who cant utalise them to their full potential, Shepard takes 1 thing to the nth degree while Ryder suffers from jack of all trades master of none syndrome.
Shepard prime just trumps Ryder at the moment but dudes just an explorer with little experince besides guarding a fucking relay, not his fault.

Also EDI btfo Sam shes got reaper tech if Shep had his ai support network like regular then theres a 50/50 chance she could just fuck Sam up considering shes got anti reaper black box algorithms a human made AI by a rouge solo N7 would be chump change.

Ryders got huge power potential though, pic related future dick ryder.
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>>173132480
How can humans and Angara be compatible? Are Angara even mammals?
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Piratefags BTFO again.

Enjoy your buggy, non-updated game for a year!
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>>173133110
the tumblrinas only complained because Gil and Reyes didn't have any sex scene. they don't actually care if they aren't part of the Tempest squad, for them "bad gay romance" means "no sex scene".

had Gil or Reyes' romance included a hot sex scene like Jaal's or Cora's, there wouldn't have been any complaints.

>That didn't happen, Jaal was left straight and the line was found by the dataminers, but Scott was nowhere to be found in Jaal's romance scenes.
datamining is always a terrible mistake, anyway. these idiots saw what they wanted to see and then screamed at Bioware when their delusions didn't come to life.
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Should I bother with Strike Team Missions? Done several Bronxe, Silver and Gold missions and all the rewards seem like shit.

Does all the progress(teams, upgrades) even transfer to another character?
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>>173133410
It's ok for a boost on a new game, the biggest issue I have is that it takes ages to open the boxes
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>>173133410
>Does all the progress(teams, upgrades) even transfer to another character?
Everything transfers except the cryopod stuff, although you can choose to change the appearance, gender and name of Ryder in NG+
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>>173132598
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=mating_press
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I want to emotionally and verbally abuse Vetra!
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>>173133332
>implying anyone pirating it want to have all the hilarious bugs patched out
nobody cares, if we would, we wouldve bought it.
its nice you get so butthurt about it tho.
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>>173133410
I only do strike teams so I could buy those two equipments and all the cobra I could want
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>>173133330
>Are Angara even mammals?

Yep, it says so in the codex entry.

>"The angara are warm-blooded mammals."
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>>173133332
>game LITERALLY got cracked and is now freely available so that interested parties can take a look without having to waste their money on it, then going through the money-back-hassle, experiencing buyer's remorse or just simply don't care enough and let it rot on their Origin account so that EA can keep their money
>p-p-p-pirate fags BTFO r-right guys??
you guys are so fucking desperate
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Will the patch fix the movie night bug in new game+?
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Have you already worshipped the 2 goddesses today /meg/?
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>Vetra didn't sent the <3 email
WTF FUCK THIS GAME
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>>173133395
This is completely wrong. The only reason they complained was because neither were a squadmate. If they had one squadmate with the same fade to black there would have been no complaints. Squadmate romances are worth a dozen crew/rando romances. Also fujoshits and fags care way more about the romance shit than they do seeing a couple poorly modeled lumps awkwardly flopping against each other. That shit's put in to get teen boys to buy it.
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>unironically playing the Mass Effect game with ugly Asari
why?
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>>173133794
You cheated, admit it.
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>>173133820
"no complaints" is stretching it
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>>173133887
>ugly Asari
Kinda redundant
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>>173133887
Same reason I played ME3 even though it was a shit game.

Because the gameplay is good.
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>>173133887
Humans are the superior race, that's why.
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>>173133934
are you seriously telling me the MEA gameplay is an improvement?
no squad commands who are also useless, braindead AI, bulletsponges?
your standards must be pretty low.

>>173133982
all humans in MEA are ugly aswell, your point?
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>>173133896
yeah but she sent the email explaining the <3 symbol
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>make a long post on BSN about gay romance options
Well...that's one way to waste an hour
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>>173133820

>so Reyes and Gil don't even get a proper sex scene?? I am?? speechelss??, Wow thanks Bioware

>the day when bioware will give us a good gay romance with FULL sex cutscenes will be the day i will turn straight

>reyes is cute and all, but i really wanted to see his butt.

>once again Bioware shows us they don't give a fuck about the gay audience lol Cora's romance is 1000x times more detailed than what the LGBT folks got, shame on you Bioware

>WHY COULDN'T THEY MAKE A SEX SCENE FOR GIL, I AM ASHDJSKSF

And this is just the tip of the iceberg, man. They can even adopt two kids with Gil, but they didn't care at all about that. They just wanted to see him suck Ryder's dick.
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>>173133663
They look like a squid and horseshoe crab fucked though
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>>173132308
You see this?
http://blog.bioware.com/2017/04/04/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-05-notes/
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To that anon who posted that femtur fic a few threads back, you can right up and go fuck yourself for making me read that.

I had a buddy who had that happen to him a few years ago. Last I heard he still needed his wheelchair on a daily basis.
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>>173134162
thanks for the blogupdate, now go back and stay there you giant semenslurping aidsridden faggot
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>>173134108
False.
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>>173134273
Which fic?
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>>173117417
>tfw waterboarding a hanar.
>he likes it.
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>>173132664
No I don't remember fenris or kaiden.

I was too busy searching for gay salarians.
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>>173134360
I seriously have no idea how they botched the face so badly. the facemodel is damn gorgeous but here we have a chubby autistic lardass. what a fucking shame.
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>>173134368
I don't remember the name but it was the one where some human falls for a femtur cabalite. Goddammit why couldn't they just give me the satisfying ending, why'd they have to bring those memories back
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No E in Kaidan, dummies.
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>>173134465
Sara is perfect though.
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>>173134108
Yeah, the gameplay is an improvement.
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>>173118990
That's an oldie to think eddrf wrote like that.
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Y'know what Mass Effect needs? An XCOM spinoff game, where you play as pre-ME3 Cerberus defending humanity from ayylmaos and GODDAMN THIN MEN while doing your own R&D to remain combat-effective.
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>>173134469
was it called Survival? Character named something like Aleen Jorst?
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>>173134491
I don't care.

Kaiden Alanko.
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>>173115906
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>>173134613
That's the one.
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>tfw mating pressing Vetra.
>She's loving it.
>Hooks spurs under your arms and pulls you closer.
>Start humping harder against her fleshy ass.
>She screeches in delight.
>Get complaints from squad the next day.
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>save some brute krogans or save the cutest pathfinder
I mean that's not even a choice really.
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>>173134659
The kettified Krogans come back to kick your ass in the final mission, though. The Salarian captain who becomes Pahtfinder if you sacrifices Reeka is awesome too. Also

>making greatest krogan grandpa sad

you monster
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>>173134654
That's why you are supposed to be tongue wrestling while pressing.
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>>173133110
I want a romance with Avitus Rix desu.

He should be around when the Quarian Ark goes to their destined planet and finds that shit is absolutely fucked.
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>>173134163
Wow, amazing, you cherrypicked some reactions that support your post. Good job. You really showed me.
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Damn Liam you really did a good job!
Never thought it was possible to have a worse teammate than Jacob.
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>>173134503
if you have absolutely no standards, yes.

>>173134509
another one with non existent standards, fucking pleb.
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>they are still falling for the femshep autist's bait
fucking visitors
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>>173134649
Yeah, I read it a couple years back. The author seems to have just disappeared for the most part, so we're never getting any resolution on that.

If you want Human/femtur without the bullshit ending there's an ongoing series called A Matter of Race and Character. The first one has kinda a downer ending but the third one is starting soon and it looks like there's going to be a happy ending from some of the stuff that happened in part two. Pic related.

Or if you're prepared to buckle in for the long haul take a look at The Spirit of Redemption.
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>>173134975
>xenofucker talking about standards
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>>173134342
No problem, bro.

By the way that's not Femshep, This ugly bitch is.
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>>173134465
>talking about bad faces
>posts some cardboard copy barbie face
>an ugly rendition at that
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>>173134791
>having trouble with the behemoths

git gud casul
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>>173134986
I tried SoR but certain other unrelated events have made me 100% turned off by the idea of any sort of species hybrid. Like, physically nauseated.

Thank you for enabling my faggotry, though.
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>>173134659
>Cutest Pathfinder
Avitus Rix?
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>>173135065
Someone please post the moon over june shit.
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>>173135065
>Ugly
SHE'S CUTE FUCK YOU
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>>173135027
>not wanting soft moist Azure on your face
what a waste of life.

>>173135098
>t. hambeast
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>>173135197
Whatever keeps you happy.
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MMMM CORA COCK SO GOOD
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>>173135197
got you covered. sadly.
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>homofaggotuals complain about no sex scene for Cortez 2 and The Guy You Shot
>very few complaining about no sex scene for Vetra, Garrus, or Tali
Wow, gays and women really do ruin things. And I was just starting to like Kaidan, too.
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>>173135147
No problem bro, us degenerates gotta stick together. It a shame it gets kinda weird with the hybrid stuff, the rest of it isn't actually half bad.
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>>173134791
yeah I feel bad for Drak but Reeka is just too cute!
>>173135141
He didn't say that.
>>173135159
>Avitus Rix
>drinking himself to death
Not pathfinder material.
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These two can get along. Why can't you?
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>>173135279
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>>173135243
>not wanting to cuddle a cute autist every night
A waste of life indeed.
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>>173135279
whoops, meant for
>>173135181
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>>173135197
Frecklebeast Manjaw
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>>173135301
There's people complaining about the lack of Vetra sex every thread you mong, and no one got decent sex scenes in the OT after ME1
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>>173135394
>implying there exists anything cuter than Liara
thats where you are wrong kiddo
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Maybe the ME2 loyalty missions spoiled me but every MEA loyalty mission sucked in comparison.
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>>173133332
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>>173135496
Because loyalty missions aren't 90% of the game in MEA.
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>>173135473
>no one got decent sex scenes in the OT after ME1
Liara and Miranda
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>>173135347
He's Pathfinder Material, just look at us.
Look at Vedaria and Sarissa.

Pathfinder Raeka is Best Girl, Salarian Edition.
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>>173135279
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>>173135314
If it mentioned it in passing I could probably stomach my way through it, but instead it's like
>Hurian?
>Hurian.
>Hurian!
>What? My Hurian? Yes, my Hurian.
>Here's a whole section of exposition about Hurians.
just right off the bat. Can't do it, man, can't do it.
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>>173134975
It has all the same problems ME3 had with gameplay but added new and better elements.

I don't see how you can sit there and ccomplain about retarded bulletsponge AI as if that's a regression when that was the same in the previous installments.
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>>173135243
This is actually a cute scene, which is surprising from this """""artist""""". I just wish someone would make something like this for Shep & Tali.

>>173135351
How come Jack and Garrus are the only ones who get new outfits in ME3?

>>173135473
No there isn't dickweed.
>no decent sex scenes
Miranda's, and Liara's in 3.
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>>173135406
>not wanting a woman with a jawline to cut diamonds with
lol, enjoy your mongoloid weak jaw cunts who look like freaks gaylord.
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>>173135585
>a third nuclear bombing
but we've only been virmire'd once
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>>173135493
>cuter than some alien
Any human being?
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>you can't make Sid the new turian pathfinder
give me back my 60$
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>>173135197
>>173135279
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>>173135473
Miranda was god tier sex.
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>>173135603
Yeah it's fucking awful at the start, the author was baby crazy or something. It gets better later on as the older kids grow up and the story starts following them as adults but the first section on Mindoir is brutal to get through.
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>>173135640
>Cutting Diamonds
For what purpose?
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>>173135617
you have absolutely no idea what makes good gameplay.

>>173135635
>I just wish someone would make something like this for Shep & Tali.
nah get fucked, Tali belongs to Garrus.

>>173135660
>pic unrelated
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>>173135664
>another female leader
Isn't turian and krogan societies supposed to be patriarchical, and salarians are matriarchical but overprotective (meaning no females in dangerous positions, only safe ones)? Why the fuck is everyone important a woman? And why would you want another?
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>>173135279
I hate that this is all I can see when I see a picture of default femshep. Then again, it's BW's fault for making her look like that.
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>>173135856
Only Krogans are overprotective because very few females can birth children `properly.
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>>173135821
The premise is too bonkers for it to really get any better.
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>>173135839
>you have absolutely no idea what makes good gameplay.

I do actually, meanwhile you probably think ME2 had good gameplay.
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>>173135835
>there will never be another ME game with Femshep
life is suffering.
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>>173135856
>Isn't turian and krogan societies supposed to be patriarchical, and salarians are matriarchical but overprotective
Who said this?
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>>173135554
>>173135635
>>173135719
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>>173135856
That thing about female Salarian applies to Salarian Biotics I think.
But still there's a bunch more female non-dalatrasses which is kind of weird.

Del and Raeka I can understand, Tann's Secretary I cannot.
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>>173135856
because muh sjw equal representation bullshit.
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>>173135878
>google "moon over june"
>auto complete wants to add "faces" right away
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>>173135664
She's not even as qualified as the Ryder kids, and that's saying a lot.

>>173135978
I blame kids who've had "authoritarian=patriarchal" wired into their brain somehow conflating the two without realizing it.
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>>173135856
Turians follow a Hierarchy.
Krogans are Clan based
Salarians are matriarchal
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>>173136056
The ones that get posted commonly only scratch the surface of the horror.
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>>173136048
Or the fact that we know literally nothing about that that anon said?
The only thing we know regarding alien females is about the Krogan ones, which they were overprotective of the fertile ones.
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>>173135956
>implying
look at you making asumptions.
you say the gameplay is better, well give me some fucking reasons why.
All I saw is how fucking retarded the AI is in comparison to ME3.
weaponsounds are shit and sound powerless.
the whole aspect of commanding your teammates was cut. they are so retarded they die all the time.
MEA is essentially a singleplayer game. bravo bioware, really good job of screwing this up when you had already ME3.

faggots like you think their opinion carries any value when its not even worth reading.
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>>173135856
Having another female leader is less progressive than a fag so I'm for it.
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>>173135839
>Tali belongs to Garrus
delet

>>173135903
>>173135978
Eve mentions that women used to be equals in the olden days, before becoming "trophies for power-hungry males." Wrex mentions earlier that they use non-fertile women as decoys to draw off the ones that are. So yes, I'd say theu are partriarchal.

As for turians, it's probably just me assuming that since turian society is very dutiful, the women should stay home and assume a domestic role. So ignore that.
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>>173135949
It's more that it just slides sideways off the proverbial road, and if it happens to run through your garden of interests on the way to crashing into the front of your metaphorical house then more power to you I guess. It has like 40 years of alt. timeline from the end of ME2 with a cast of 80% OCs, so it's one for the weirdos of the weirdos.
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>>173136217
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>>173136219
The Fag is a former Spectre.

Fag wins.
>>
>>173134659
>>173134791
I dropped Drack from my squad after this.

Guy kept bitching and being moody that I decided to save a path finder over some scouts.

Also dropped Jaal earlier when he got mad that I sided with smirkfu Lexi when she said kett transformation isnt reversible. Evidence was right in his face, but he's still being sulky.

Squad ended up being Cora and the tuarian woman.
Liam and Peebee too childish
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>>173136232
>ruining a perfectly fine picture by inserting Tali
she couldnt even survive in this kind of enviroment
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>>173136196
I know right?
unaltered
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>>173136307
The fag takes cocks up the bum.

Fag loses.
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>>173136219
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT MY HUSBANDO
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>>173136395
NICE FALSEFLAGGING
>>
I also elected Morda as the nexus ambassador at the end for the lols
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>>173136395
whats your point? there is no good waifu material in MEA.
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>>173136376
But so does Sid.
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>>173136348
>letting the parasite leach off you
Where's the one with Ashley and my strong Anglo-Celtic children?
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>>173136217
>literally not a single actual argument aside from not being able to command squadmates to use powers
Congrats.
ME2 and 3 are mediocre Gears of War clones, they were mistakes.
Where's the exploration, where's the RPG elements?
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>>173136368
What did mankind do to deserve this
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>>173136486
woah look, it's two sluts in one picture
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>>173136376
Maybe Avitus was the top
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>>173136217
>look at you making asumptions.

Well seeing as it's not a problem when you do it.

>All I saw is how fucking retarded the AI is in comparison to ME3.

ME3 AI is just as retarded.

>weaponsounds are shit and sound powerless.

They are the same.

>the whole aspect of commanding your teammates was cut.

You can still command them you just can't micro manage their powers.

>they are so retarded they die all the time.

They do not, they are incredibly tanky with two to three times your health, 4 times your shields, and various recovery abilities. They take a lot to bring down even on Insanity. And they are just as essentially worthless as they are in the previous games.

>MEA is essentially a singleplayer game.

All of the Mass Effect games are Single Player RPG's.

The gameplay is nearly a copy paste of ME3's except they added more mobility and verticality to the mix with more potentially viable playstyles. And it's not a one button wonder anymore.
>>
>>173136459
Let's not talk about it.
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>>173136490
Sid is pure
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>>173136486
Good, last thing we needed was even more waifufags.

>>173136568
>reddit spacing
Stop.
>>
>>173136493
>implying I care if I can sink my face into Liaras perfect mammaries
>>
>>173136348
Two problems with that statement:
>she's in her suit, so it doesn't matter
>she mentions aftee you get peace between toasters and gypsies that thanks to geth uploading into suits and mimicing infection, after a few years the gypsies wonvt actually need the suits (though they'll probably still wear them)
I know you're just baiting me, but eh, I'm bored, might aswell.
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>>173136561
Macen does strike me as the bottom from what little we know about him

Avitus would be top.
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>>173136590
If Sid is going to be a proper member of Turian society then she needs to get a stick up her ass somehow anon.
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>>173136625
>>reddit spacing
>Stop.

Each point needs to be addressed separately, git fukt.
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>>173136718
>greentext
>reply
>space

Not
>greentext
>space
>reply
>space
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>>173136219
>>173136307
>>173136376
>>173136391
>>173136561
AVITUS IS NOT GAY
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>>173136232
I actually liked the verdant badlands sort of look that Rannoch ended up having (ignoring for the moment the silliness of single-biome planets).
>>
>>173136538
what, you want to tell me ME1 had good gameplay. lmao, opinion discarded.

>>173136560
I can tell you are a fat ugly female or a giant cockloving faggot.

>>173136568
>reddit spacing
also tl,dr

>>173136625
>Good, last thing we needed was even more waifufags.
I agree, we only need the one perfect waifu.

>>173136683
>not choosing detroy and thus erradicating the toasters
oh wow, has all of r/MassEffect migrated here
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>>173136779
>being this delusional
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>>173136872
>what, you want to tell me ME1 had good gameplay. lmao, opinion discarded.

ME1 had the best gameplay of the entire OT.
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>>173136779
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>>173136872
No, ME1 was a base upon which they had to improve.
Instead they threw all that and put together a mediocre and personality-less Gears of War wannabe with pretty much no upgrade path.
>>
>>173136886
>>173136916
YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG
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>>173136779
You're back!

Are you dealing with your repressed feelings any better today?
>>
>>173136989
You can't prove me wrong when I say Avitus was pounding Macen's asshole.
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>>173136779
Macen cries "Avi! Avi" as he gets fucjed in the ass by the Spectre.
Macen is gay as fuck, Avitus may be bi but is certainly loving his pathfinders ass.
>>
>>173136568
>You can still command them you just can't micro manage their powers.
so you agree its a backstep

>They do not, they are incredibly tanky with two to three times your health, 4 times your shields
bulletsponge enemies and squadmates compensates for a nonexistent AI. the OT didnt need that, another backstep.

>And they are just as essentially worthless as they are in the previous games.
squadmates werent useless, you used their powersto prime combos. you cant do that any more. a backstep from the OT.

>All of the Mass Effect games are Single Player RPG's.
I meant that you kill all enemies by yourself while your squaddies stare at walls.

>they added more mobility and verticality to the mix with more potentially viable playstyles.
its a point, doesnt make up for all the other shortcomings tho.

your post didnt exactly support your claims, more like you agreeed with the one you replied to.
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>>173136779
Anon please, it is an empirical fact that Avi literally cannot stop chugging cock
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>>173136914
topbait, have my (you)

>>173136932
true, I am not fond of the way they went also, but saying ME1 gameplay is superior to 3 is just false. I hate ME2 gameplay aswell tho. most boring of them all.
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>>173137067
>Jaal is explicitly straight and only for Sara
>gays go REEEEE
>Avitus is explicitly gay and only for Scott (eventually)
>fangirls will go REEEE
Best outcome.
>>
>>173137172
3 is just ME2 but with a longer skill tree.
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>>173136914
ME1 is clunky as fuck, dude. You fight the controls as much as you fight dudes in identical prefab warehouses.
>>
>tfw Vetra is going away to see Sid for a few weeks.
>There's work to be done and you can't tag along.
>tfw she leaves you a present on the bed.
>tfw it's a letter about how she loves you and can't wait to come bacck, and that she's hoping her gift will make her absence bearabkle.
In the box is a perfect replica of her vagina and a bottle of lube.
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>>173137213
nope?
>>
>>173137325
Yes it is, it's the exact same thing.
>>
Krogans inserted sharp objects into the rectums and urethras of their victims during the Krogan Rebellion.

The genophage is too good for those sons of bitches. They deserve to be tormented to extinction
>>
>>173137279
>she knows some people in the Nexus fabrication shop
>they'll keep quiet
>>
>>173137074
Squaddie control was a backstep yes. Squaddies were never important though, they just set up primers while you did all the work, and they still do, you just can't tell them when to, they do it on their own.

Enemy AI is just as stupid as before and the game still has the same bulletsponge difficulty levels.

Loss of squaddie control and customization doesn't make a big enough difference to negate the improvements.
>>
>>173137338
Just kill all aliens and be done with it.
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>>173136795
That badlands look is my favorite, I would totally live in the southwest if I could. So her being muh waifu is even better.

>>173136872
>thinking the end of ME3 is canon
>not just using a fanfiction mod to get the desired ending and living with your waifu in a utopian galaxy
I chose Destroy with JAM honeybuns, the geth aren't destroyed, nor should they, I don't know why they couldn't program the Crucible to just target hybrids (which is what Reapers are). So my point still stands.

>>173136914
>>173136932
>ME1
>best gameplay
Do you consider the skills and roleplay to be part of the gameplay? Because I don't. So I disagree. It's super fucking clunky, the powers are just visual effects that have no real impact, everything is super bullet-spongey, and that goddamn cover system.

>>173137213
>ME3 is just ME2 with a longer skill tree
Wrong.
>actual mobility
>weapons have (more) weight
>powers have impact and are actually useful
>classes are fair
ME2 is shit.
>>
>>173137334
you should play the games again then.
ME3 gameplay is way more dynamic and movement based.
ME2 is a covershooter to the hearth.
your analytic skills need to be refined.
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>>173136872
>I agree, we only need the one perfect waifu.
Indeed
>oh wow, has all of r/MassEffect migrated here
Quick Issac, call the goyim's reddit!
>>
>>173137279
http://bad-dragon.com/products/lily
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>>173137434
>Taliban opinions
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>>173137481
ME3 gameplay was just ME2 gameplay without the loadout restrictions that made certain classes garbage.
>>
>>173137527
It is the foot fetishist. He always uses the same screen shots.
>>
>>173137527
>disregarding opinions based on the person making them
I feel like you're the type to use "mansplaining" unironically.

BTW, it's talicancer, not taliban. Get your memes right, ledditor.

>>173137594
See >>173137434 (the last part), ME3 is ME2 but actually good and unique.

>>173137619
>implying I'm a footfag
Literally who?
>>
>>173137434
The Crucible is just a power source, but who really cares at this point, since the whole thing was just a poorly written mess requiring a skyhook to suspend any disbelief.

Best to focus on the important things like Minoan-inspired skirts.
>>
>>173137382
>Squaddies were never important though
thats pure bullshit. it depends on your playstyle,
if I go glasscannon Infiltrator without a tank enemies just rush me and I die. sure, you dont need them as vanguard, but then you are playing the most boring playstyle anyway.

>you just can't tell them when to
yeahh that fucking retarded. why would anyone think this is better?

>Enemy AI is just as stupid as before
nah its even worse. Cerberus squads in ME3 had shield units, centurions and grunt who all behaved different in combat.
MEA has the same AI with all enemies so snipers rush blindly you like normal footsoldier. also they dont have any enviromental awarness. it just loks boring af just mowing brainded husks down.

>Loss of squaddie control and customization doesn't make a big enough difference to negate the improvements.
its a giant backstep from the OT, I cant fathom how you scrub it off so easily.

fucking casual biodrone, fuck off. you have absoltely abhorrent standards in videogames and no taste at all. good day.

>>173137434
>need headcanon so his retarded romance makes sense
lmao, fucking talikek

>>173137594
well no. are you mentally disabled or something? or do you just pretend to be retarded?
>>
>Ralph is gone
>FemshepxLiara autist just turns up the day after again

Holy shit fuck off
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>all these posts
disgusting, the cancer is back it seems
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>>173137830
About the only thing I agree on is that MEA is a step backwards in enemy variety. I'd almost forgotten those fucking shield dudes.
>>
>>173137830
ME3 is shit better off flushed in tne toilet.
Liara is worst waifu, even Shrek is better.
Femshep is a gingerbeast with a man jaw made of metal.
>>
>>173137927
shit dont even put my name in the same post as this faggot, kys.
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>>173137991
R-ralph?
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>>173137991
You're the same tier as him you fucking sperg
>>
>>173137042
>>173137065
>>173137067
>>173137125
NO HE'S STRAIGHT GET YOUR GAY FANTASIES OUT OF HERE
>>
>>173138083
avi gets booped in poophole everyday
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>time is still running
I wonder if anyone waiting until the end here
>>
>>173137201
AVITUS IS NOT GAY
>>
>>173138083
Avi loves boipussy
>>
>>173138194
Here, save your time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvzWA7oIbF4
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>>173138195
Spirits, I just love cocks in a non-platonic way!

t. Avitus Rix
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>>173138153
NO YOU DO
>>
>>173138083
>>173138195
Avi likes cock and boipussy.
>>
>>173137830
>you have absoltely abhorrent standards in videogames
t. the man defending the laziest game in the series
Just neck yourself retard
>>
>>173138270
Huh, bit of a letdown
>>
New thread, transfer in an orderly manner.
>>173137784
>>173137784
>>173137784
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>>173138239
What if macen was a really effeminate and passable Turian trap?
>>
>>173138153
>>173138239
>>173138285
>>173138307
AVITUS IS STRAIGHT
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>>173137990
>this whole post
your anus must be devestated

>>173138034
fuck off nigger
>>
>>173138332
we are talking about the gameplay aspects you autistic sperg
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>>173137830
>>need headcanon so his retarded romance makes sense
It's not needed, just a nice addition. Besides, isn't the end of ME3 just headcanon anyway? Nobody is going to talk about it in universe, so every ending is technically canon.

Wouldn't you rather have the better, more utopian ending?

>>retarded romance
>implying romancing the sociopathic autistic blueberry isn't moreso
Nah just kidding, still love ya Liarafag
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>>173138368
TURIAN REVERSE TRAPS WHEN
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>>173138386
Why would my anus be devastated over the truth?
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And then there was none.

One small step for waifus, one giant leap for waifufaggotry.
>>
>>173117576
Is this a NoChin thread now?
>>
>>173116005
But that's Evfra, anon, not Jaal. For all we know, he could be a boypussy destroyer.
>>
deader than the turian war casualties of shanxi
>>
>>173136568
only three powers at a time and no possibility to command your squadmates' powers to prime for combos is a huge step backward, how can you fucking defend this
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