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Repost, little teaser for the /gtag/ Mansex documentary.
Teaser with sound >>>/wsg/1610809

>>172117564
I think "maniac mansex memers" would flow better as a title, right now it's a bit of a jumbled mess with the subject preceding the descriptor.

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>>172117564
My bike is pretty good looking honestly.

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>>172118550
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/gtag/, so does macro races actually pay out?

>>172121487
I've read it all; and I have no idea what's going on here.

>playing in session
>eventually starts to filter out
>only one left
>he leaves
>car still blows up

might aswell just lag myself out all the time

you know you're doing it wrong when your players want to be on their own

>>172121567
It's about a guy posting on GTAF how the races can be done while AFK over night using a macro. He gets flamed by residents, then the nightclubsexual appears and does the math in this post.

It seems the AFK macro method, according to this, isn't even worth a electricity bill. The poster is an Euro, but still.

>>172121756
Running my PC overnight costs 11 euros?

Fuck.

>>172121487
>$22,800 for doing races for an hour
Am I reading this right? I know races by yourself don't pay well but that sounds fucked up

>>172121921
If it's not a gaming notebook or a console. Console race pays the saved money in Online subscriptions.

>>172122048
Judging from the details, he had that short 1mile race strip which he repeated via macro.
Prolonged races with more players pay more.

>>172122227
It would almost definitely be better to run the timer up at the start of the race, at least to reduce the amount of loading screens
Also he's assuming that the PSU is running at full power draw, which I doubt

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>>172121487
>180k for a night of running the game with a macro

>160k for roughly 25 minutes when doing I/E

Some people must really dispise playing this game

>>172121487
>>172121756
>>172121921
I'm from western Europe (one of the more expensive countries) and my total electricity bill is around 15-25 euro each month. PC is running at least 8 hours a day, weekends easily 14 hours a day. That's total bill for an entire month.

He must have a really, really shitty payment plan.

>>172122396
>Also he's assuming that the PSU is running at full power draw, which I doubt

This. I am however not sure how much exactly his PSU draws while playing GTA Online. His maths scared me.

>>172121487
>does "math" for working out the total power consumption at /full load/ for some period of time (presumably overnight)
>then multiplies by 8 hours for overnight
>and doesn't factor that you normally pay less for power at night
>11 fucking euros a night for having your computer basically on standby
>uses commas instead of decimals

This guy's a retard, my computer is on 24/7 and my smartmeter has never shown double figures for the entire house in a day, I probably pay that per week for everything.

>>172122484
>>172122542

thanks for somewhat clearing that up for me.

I'm currently in the first year of living in an appartment which doesnt have heating and electricity included in the fixed rental price. The fact that the payout is only once a year, and you just make monthly payments on estimates makes me pretty fucking nervous.

>>172122542
So how much does the electricity cost at night anyway?
Still the payout seems to low.

>>172122406
Dude, it's about whether the macros or shark cards win in term of investment or shall we proceed with menus and other means of acquiring GTA dosh

>>172123050
So 13 euros are on the chart of investment, leaving your pc running with a macro overnight is, but actually playing the game for a couple of minutes isn't?

I know we're not aiming for a peer-reviewed article over here, but leaving that out just makes no sense.

>>172117458
That wasn't you?

>>172121921
The fuck? The computer I'm using right now hasn't been turned off in months and my other one is on for 12-15 hours a day and our electricity bill is like 250-300, but that includes the two TVs that are on for 8-12 hours a day, our heating, and our telephone bill.

>>172122875
"Normally" was a bit of an overstatement but it's what I grew up with, at best it's about half for night use.

Even running his own numbers you see he's wrong though 0.267*0.65(because a kilowatt is 1000 watts and you have 650 of them)*8=1.38 euro for the night, as in a single euro, not a thousand or a million, almost one and a half entire euros, assuming you're getting completely shafted by your provider.

>>172123894
Granted I just pay a flat rate each month no matter how little or much I use but still, I'm pretty sure I'd have to have all the lights turned on, my stove turned on, everything in my house on full blast to even get into double digits for a daily electricity fee.

Where the fuck in Europe do you live where you pay 300 dollars A DAY for internet? Are you fucking insane? Is that what this nigger is saying? Why would a macro (desu I'm not sure what that even is) make it so high?

America
Land of the free
Free to the power of the people in uniform

>>172124095
Clearly you have no idea what's going on in the world.

When he's referring to a 'bill' that means it's a monthly payment.

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This still keeps happening to me

What's the craziest shit you've seen on GTA? Mine would have to be the time I came into a lobby and everyone was freaking out over the mic and I couldn't get a straight answer as to why until like 5 minutes and some guy apparently was feeling suicidal and shot himself while playing online and talking to them. Everyone in the lobby (and it was a full lobby) had heard the gunshot and some people had been trying to talk him out of it, but he ended up pulling the trigger...His character wasn't moving and eventually he got kicked for idling.

Ever since then I've been mildly creeped out by people who are AFK online, because I'm always worried something bad might've happened to them.

>>172123189
I do I/E for money and the guy who did the maths still got the point that macros aren't worth doing.
I also do cocaine.

>>172124236
Hey retard, how was I supposed to know? Didn't he say in a single day in that screenshot? Also, 11k euros for a month? Does he live in a fucking mansion and keep everything on? Again, how the fuck would a macro make your bill so high?

>>172124523
>I also do cocaine
I'm sorry about your early death.

>>172124575
even more proof you have no idea what's going fucking on in the world, yet you call me a retard.

Clearly that's not 11K a month, just 11.1072 euros. That's ELEVEN POINT etc etc.
>B-BUT MURICAR DOES THAT DIFFERENTLY
should have used simple deduction. In the same fucking article he uses a full stop to indicate thousandths in the 1.25 mil for the shark card as well.

Stop calling others out for stupidity when you clearly are the most 'retarded' in here.

What other incentives will rockstar remove for playing heists now that the armored kuruma and hydra are available to purchase from the start?

>>172125108
Why hasn't he rounded that to cents. There isn't 0.9874 cents. There is always 0.99 cents it's rounded up, because it would otherwise trigger computers and autists, because it looks like a thousand figure.

>>172125903
Nerf all heist payouts to MC work levels.

>>172125921
Because it's a calculation of day-to-day costs. Simply rounding that like a fucking illiterate hick could end up in a significant difference, when calculating that up to a couple of months.

And because everyone but you understood what he meant.

Is there any reason to not buy the cheapest vehicle warehouses? La Mesa seems like its in the best position and its also the cheapest

>>172127302
No reason whatsoever. La Mesa is great.

>>172127302
Only reason would be because it gets a bit crowded and sometimes shitters will wait there with a rocket launcher/minigun just to be cunts. Still the best warehouse

Are hackers with gatling guns that fire money long gone?
It basically seems impossible to make decent money in this game to buy shit to have fun with.

>>172128712
just but a Shark Card (tm) and have your fun now :)

>tfw no passion to play anymore after playing since release for thousands of hours but really don't wanna get kicked from crew

>>172128829
Fuck that.
Haven't really bought into anything since Heists. Any of the new game modes/VIP missions worth grinding?

>>172128949
tfw already got kicked form crew 2 years ago

>>172128712
Jewstar Games cares about preventing only one thing when it comes to modders, and that's money-spawning.

They don't give a shit if all you do is blow up lobbies and empty the bank accounts of other players, they'll let you run rampant for months and possibly never ever have their anti-cheat detect you, but if you ever spawn a single dollar for yourself or another player then you will get banned within a week.

So yeah, money spawners no longer exist because Cuckstar thinks they're the problem, as opposed to the fucking chinks and commies who spam boxes in the chat while burning you alive with a bonfire stuck to your character's body.

>>172128949
>Barely play apart from new updates
>Still in the crew
Just shitpost here like everyone else

>>172129616
upsetting.
very upsetting

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Hey you guys like maymays XDXD?
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Post ugly cars!

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>>172129693
>got demoted to muscle a couple months ago

baka

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>>172130879

Oi m8 ill knock you out I swear on me mam

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>>172130632

>>172131782

Kek

>>172131069
>Ever being promoted above muscle

kys attention whore

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CIV INTERCEPTOR

>>172132551
>We will never have a law enforcement update that brings us the civilian versions of the current police cars
>We will never have a driving expert class of police that uses the Police Stinger and is able to avoid traffic, take shortcuts to get in front of you and can follow you into hidden places and shit
>We will never have the Presidente

>>172124235
AMOEBA

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>>172134274
on the other hand
>having APB on you 24/7 because of some autist XxX_T3h_L4W_xXx following you around as soon as you spawn in lobby
>getting hunted down across entire map for 3 starts,and all that just for one punch to civvy
Would you really turn this game into unplayable hell,with all the shit that's already in?

>>172124235
Cause the days change at night
Change in an instant
The days change at night
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The days change at night
Change in an instant
Cause the days change at night
Change in an instant
The days change at night
Change in an instant
The days change at night
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Cause the days change at night
Change in an instant
The days change at night
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The days change at night
Change in an instant

>>172134546
But that's what gtag already does and it's fun as hell

>>172132551
fucking hell I want this now

>tfw you will never complete criminal mastermind because no one wants to do heists
kill me

>>172136318
It really isn't the sweat desu

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>>172136318
>player agrees to do CMM
>drops off the face of the earth

bought the baseball spectre because I saw a guy here with it yesterday

>>172135396
don't confuse meme funpolice with nofun tryhard police,anon

>>172138349
will you buy a pink dildo too,if you ever see a guy with one here?

>>172138719
yeah where would I get one

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For some reason cuckstar put you in charge of rebalancing this game, make a list of changes to send them and leave no loose ends

>>172139696
just watch for red banshee shitposter
he surely has a huge bag-o-dicks stashed

>>172140424
in your ass

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>>172139936
Armored Kuruma's window hitbox is now exactly as wide as the windows are.

Insurgent windows are now bulletproof, and you cannot use weapons while inside an Insurgent

The "favourite bike" function can be selected manually for 100k.

Hydra bullets no longer explode on impact, and instead behave like a regular machine gun.

>>172124523
COCAIIIIIINE

ocelot lynx worth getting, or is it trash?

>>172142460
it's bad
but if you really want it you better do it now because it's so overpriced

don't, it's horribly overprices

>>172142908
why is it bad? too slow or something?

>>172143207
It doesn't compete in races with the best vehicles but it looks cool.

>>172143207
Too slow (for its class, still ok overall), way too expensive, nothing noteworthy modifications wise unless you like the liveries, and there are numerous other very similar cars that are cheaper and better
I suggest the Massacro if you want a car like that

>>172143348
>>172143401
i'm mainly after it for looks. i already own a massacro

>>172143606
Then why ask.

>>172143207
It's a generic styled, low-performing sports car for the price of a super.

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>>172143786
because i dont know anyone that owns it and i'd rather not buy a car that is literal garbage.

>>172144950
You should go full hipster mode and buy it anyway since nobody seems to own it.

>>172124235

Forget all the haters
USA is for lovers

>>172139936

> All player blips off by default except for friends and crews

> Instead of paying lester to go off-radar, you pay him to reveal players

> Choosing passive mode makes you permanently passive against players until you leave the session, but allows you to draw your weapons against NPCs and participate in non-PvP freeroam events. If you try to go passive in an armed vehicle, it boots you out.

> You can no longer shoot out of armored vehicles

> If you get killed, you can choose to spawn in your safehouse, a hospital, or somewhere far away.

> You can no longer receive bounties from NPCs

> Increased Mental State also gives you a permanent Wanted Level until you cool down in a safehouse

>>172139936
Buff savage health

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>>172139936
- hardcore lobbies without blips or explosive weapons
- slipstream and catchup gone from the game
- asking for mods/dosh/whatever in chat is a bannable offense
- normalized health/strength/etc
- deletion of kuruma etc
- 'block all npc calls' option

>>172146495
>slipstream and catchup gone

literally git gud

>>172146775
i've probably won more races than you've even started.

catchup is a scourge; yes, it can be countered, but not at all times. Good racers should be allowed to finish minutes ahead of the rest.

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>5'11"

>>172146775
t. shitter who relies on ketchup to win races

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>>172117308
Why does this keep happening to my hair?

>>172148592

Happens to me too. Keep going from buzzcut to a matte black helmet cut. You can bug it back by going to hairdressers and hovering over another cut. You dont need to pay or anything

Pisses me off because sometimes it happens like 3x in an hour

>enter a heist for the first time
>get assigned to demoman role
>cool im gonna blow shit up
>steal a prison bus and blow it up
>everything going fine
>then it needs me to steal a buzzer
>i dont know how to fly a helicopter
>can only go up and down
>somehow other dudes are doing fine , i think i needed to protect someone but i couldnt even move
>after googling for 5 mins i can actually move
>my partners in crime actually did it and they get angry
>now i need to go to the beach to pick them up
>10 minutes later i barely reach the beach
>try to land
>crash the buzzer
>leave in shame after that immediatly

if any of you three is here, im really sorry. I think one of them had a GTAG tag but not sure.

why the fuck does a demoman fly a chopper tho?

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>>172147017
>two people race perfect clean laps
>person who started in higher position wins because there's zero chance to close the game

>fell for ruiner and rocket voltic memes
Don't get me wrong the ruiner is 10/10 but the voltic gave me instant buyers remorse. And i was dumb enough to take it to LSC for an extra half a million lost.

>>172149026
>Assigned to Demolitions
>Everything goes smoothly, I can fly a helicopter and the Pilot knows about the shitty AI.
>Land at the beach.
>One of the players in the plane doesn't know how to parachute
>Hits the water at terminal speed.
>Reload to essentially the beginning of the heist
>rage quit

How the fuck can someone not use a parachute? And why are there no good checkpoints in that Heist?

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>>172149139
that's how you justify scrambling everything, always favouring the shit ones over the race leaders?

Seems like you need to git gud.

>>172149139
So you're saying that someone that runs perfect laps shouldn't win?

>>172149573
I dont know how to use a parachute

as the checkpoints part, i really dont know but ill not try heists again until i get a good grip on the game

>>172149573
Damn that sucks anon had it happen to me too. Either he was using a controller and it failed or he was just retarded. Parachutes are so easy to use i also don't understand how people have trouble with them.

>>172150185
>Doesn't know how to use a parachute
Literally "jump-out-of-a-plane-and-try-to-use-a-parachute" yourself.

Or visit the flight school at the Airport. Teaches you the basics of air travel.

>>172149438
For me the rocket voltic has been the only vehicle in the game that costs more than a million that has actually been worth the price, with maybe the exception of the buzzard.

i havent played in almost 3 years and just got all my updates downloaded, trying to find a lobby as i type
what do

>>172150358
What platform?

>>172150350
Maybe it's more fun if you have friends to play with but for me it got boring after three boosts. I'll pull it out right now maybe I'll have some fun.

>>172150486
You're not just using it to go faster on the ground are you?

>>172149573

They should really require you to pass the SA flight school before you're allowed to queue up for heists involving any sort of parachuting or flying. The amount of times I've had people smash into the Pac Standard cliff or eat shit while flying the buzzard or velum is infuriating

>>172150462
pee sea

>>172149139
I'll take that extremely rare case over slipstream that's way too strong and fucking catchup

>>172150613
Join the crew and try to find our session then

>>172148205
Actually I was saying you can still win with catchup on, and if you can't you're a scrub.

You're the bitter scrub, aren't you?

ITT: /gtag/ can't stand an even playing field

Should I use the in-game recorder or just have OBS in the background to grab what I need?

>>172150584
I just jump off shit like ramps.

>>172151249
someone add me in
SC:Sormir

>>172151295
I have plenty of wins, more than losses, and plenty of those are in random races with shitters with ketchup. Doesn't change the fact that it's an absolutely awful mechanic that only a retard or a shitter would defend

>>172139936
Oh boy, here we go!

>Buff Savage's armor
An UPS van is 3 times more durable than a fucking Hind for some shitty reason.

>Buzzard's agility and speed
A lightweight stealth attack-chopper shouldn't be slower than a huge gold-plated chopper with tons of electronics and luxuries.

>Buff Valkyrie's cannon range
This thing should have a much superior range than the Hydra's cannons to label it as the helicopter equivalent of a sniper, the balance here is that it still has weak durability and unimpressive close-range defense.

>Buff Rhino's armor
It's not early 2014 anymore, there are actual counters for this thing right now and doesn't deserve to be bullied. It shouldn't be durable to 10 explosives, just 5, then it'll be balanced.

>Remove Downforce Multiplier from any non-Stunning Cunts Update vehicle
This thing is absolutely cancerous, all it does is massively nerf the capabilities of new vehicles because of how low their Downforce Multiplier is (1.25 for GP1, 3.37 for REEEEE-7B.

>Racing improvements
Remove the spoiler benefit from the Stirling GT, reclass the Sultan RS and Banshee 900R as Sports, make all lowriders classed as Lowriders and non-Sports classics such as the Roosevelt into the Classics section, etc.

>Re-enable Kuruma Garage method
This shit isn't a glitch nor is it an exploit, how the fuck is entering your garage to use your own car considered as "cheating"?

>Enable all Online-exclusive cars in Singleplayer
Why not? Not everyone wants to grind shit for 30 hours straight and only afford two cars.

I have other ideas to share, but they're not as important as these.

>>172151943
that's the only way that anyone could disagree with your GOLDEN OPINIONs, huh? They'd HAVE to be retarded.

In fact, everyone that disagrees with you MUST have a brain deficiency, it's not just that you have shitty opinions

>>172152110
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>>172151606
Try using it creatively to interact with other players.

>>172152056
>WAAAH I CANT GET FREE MONEY BY GLITCHING ANY MORE!!!

If it wasn't intended by the developers, it's a glitch and you were just exploiting it. Fucking scum.

>>172152110
Virtually no skilled racer defends catchup. Go to the NODO forum and see what they think of your views. Not all opinions are worthwhile

>>172151796
Read the OP a bit more carefully

>>172152325
is he trying to kill you and just missing that you're in air?

>>172152341
The whole purpose of an open world sandbox game is to solve problems in ways the devs didn't necessarily conceive.

>>172152416
NODO are a bunch of autistic tryhards that try to use real life racing rules in an arcade style racing mode.

You seem like the tryhard type if you can't get over game mechanics too though so they're perfect for you.

I do race with them though if just because they don't PIT as often.

>>172152468
Yeah, he was trying to strafe me since I didn't have an aircraft icon.

>>172152487
Maybe so, but during heists and such you're not in open world. You have a set of directions and a way to do them.

Ignoring those in favor of blowing the shit up and using a vehicle you shouldn't normally have access to was a bug and they fixed it.

Deal with it.

>>172152776
By "open world", I don't mean free roam, I mean the genre of game that GTA is.

>>172152056
nobody here even liked using the kuruma crutch method even when it was an option.

>>172152604
Yes, people who are more skilled than you must be autistic tryhards!

Do you even read yourself? Can't go two posts without contradicting yourself

And no, catchup isn't hard, it's just tedious. Learn the difference, shitter

>>172152420
?
i said i was pc and gave my sc

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>>172152341
>being so inhumanely autistic that you consider literally just entering a garage as a "glitch"

It would be a glitch if you had to do something other than literally just walking to your apartment door, getting to your garage, and entering any car of your choosing. Hell, this wasn't restricted to just the Kuruma safehouse, this applied to ALL safehouses.

Learn to use common sense before spilling your cancerous autism all over the floor, faggot.

>>172152990
We also need to know that the person applying is actually the user of that social club account. Send an invite request to the crew

>>172152986
They're not autistic tryhards because they're good, nice try at spinning what I said though, you should join FOX news corp.

They're autistic because of the entire forum board full of rules that you better be sure to read unless you want someone to sperg on you because you may or may not have bumped them during an apex or made 2 (two!!) defensive movements on a long straight instead of 1.

>>172152986
I also never said catchup was hard, I said atleast twice that it's EASY to deal with.

>>172153043
>being so fucking retarded that you don't believe a bug labeled by the developers and fixed by them is actually a bug

why is gtag so shit today
reevaluate yourselves

>>172153043
>arguing semantics now

Jesus fucking christ.
It was not intended by the developers and was removed because it unbalanced the mission.

The best part is that you have to deal with it because it's not getting put back anytime soon.

>>172153426
>something that the devs left alone for literally a year and a half is now a bug

You're the only retard here, makes sense since you have amazing mental gymnastics.

>>172153238
>rules are autistic

If you're going to join gtag

Dont

Fucking

Crew kill

Godfucking damnit how hard is it to understand

>>172153505
It's the weekend, when neets and non-neets have the most overlapping free time.

when did/do the transfer bonuses end?

>>172153657
Does that mean that every unpatched glitch in the game is not a bug because it hasn't been removed?

Please explain how you are not the one doing mental gymnastics here. Try to be coherent.

>>172153657
>IF THE DEVS TOOK A WHILE TO GET AROUND TO FIXING IT THAT MEANS IT WASNT A BUG!!!

holy shit retard

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>>172152990
also BLACKLISTED

>>172152056
>>Remove Downforce Multiplier from any non-Stunning Cunts Update vehicle
>This thing is absolutely cancerous, all it does is massively nerf the capabilities of new vehicles because of how low their Downforce Multiplier is (1.25 for GP1, 3.37 for REEEEE-7B.
Or rather, remove the Spoiler traction increase and give every car downforce while lowering it for the Stunning Cunts ones

Can you imbeciles stop arguing over a change that a single pleb would have made to GTAO if they ever had the ability, which they won't? Who gives a shit if it is or isn't an exploit, the answer is inconsequential and you're all wasting valuable posting space with you're collective autistic sperging, on both sides of the argument.

>>172154357
Delete this

shit got tense when randos joined

>>172154357
this isn't the first thread this retard has argued it's not a glitch. which it is.


>stop discussing the game guys!!!

>>172154491
>this isn't the first thread this retard has argued it's not a glitch. which it is.
It went so well the first time, let's do it again! Someone's opinion will definitely change this time.
>stop discussing the game guys!!!
sounds good to me if that's what this thread is going to be

don't bother responding I won't reply back :)

>>172154664
Nobody make any more posts or this guy will get mad

>>172154491
>I'm right, anyone who disagrees is wrong.

This isn't even discussion of the game, it's the discussion of whether doing something outwith the parameters of the design is cheating or not, between two sides who won't budge on their position regardless of how much they throw shit at each other, and even if one side did buckle, it would make literally no difference to anything.

Atleast back in dedgen we only argued about license plates and chrome adders

Is there to this day no confirmation on what to do if a modder forces cash onto you

>>172154828
we ARE right though
the developers literally fixed the glitch
because that is what it was

there is no argument here, it's just one retard spewing retarded shit

>>172154989
Launder it basically, buy businesses/warehouses and make legitimate money with it.

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>>172155197
I'll leave this here, then I'll go finish off the stunt jumps I've yet to do.

This is a literal chaos realm anyway.

>>172154491
>anybody who doesn't have his head up his own ass like I do is a retard

lmao, it's not a glitch, faggot. No matter how hard you try to convince your tiny rotting brain, the fact remains that this was an allowed feature that Rockstar "patched" to make sure moneymaking gets harder.

What's next, will you defend shark cards as reasonably priced microtransactions like a good goy? Pathetic as fuuuuuck.

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Clean BF Injection when?

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>>172155576
>bugs are now allowed features

lmao what

>>172155453
Is that image supposed to mean something? All I'm seeing is the truth.

>>172155453
Wow your head must be so far up your own ass.

You REALLY need to win this personal victory, don't you?

>>172155197
Yeah, no, you're a delusional piece of shit who sucks Rockstar's dick.
Walking into a property you own is as much of a glitch as buying ammo out of thin air via Interaction menu, they're both intended features installed by the developers at first, they just removed the ability to enter your property during a Heist to make things more inconvenient and force people to use those shitty bikes.

>>172155941
>DURR WALKING 2 UR APARTMENT IS A GLIIIITCH
Be a retard somewhere else.

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never ever you guys!!!

>>172155576
>Pathetic as fuuuuuck.

10/10 I cringed hard. I now understand what kind of obnoxious person you are.

>>172155941
He means that just because you believe you're right, doesn't mean you are.

>>172156056
They noticed that people were going around the mission parameters to finish it and they removed it.

This is what's known in the industry as a balance patch. If you had played more than this game, skyrim, and portal 2 you would know all about them.

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>>172156198
>>172156056
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>>172146775
i agree with you

>>172156198
Sweet projection skills.
Unfortunately, you can't be more cringey than a Rockstar apologist and ass-licker, so that doesn't work either. All you did was prove that you are, quite possibly, the biggest autist in this general to date.

Get in a car, find a cliff, and drive right off. You'll do the world a huge favor.

>>172156350
They only did this to sell more shark cards you retards

There are still a shitload of issues with online, but those don't get fixed, because it doesn't make people buy more good goy cards

>>172156732
>DA JOOS DA JOOOS ITS ALL ABOOT DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!


lmao dude
>>>/pol/

>>172152661
>implying hydra faggots don't just try to kill every living thing on the map

>>172156514
>P-P-PROJECTING :'(
>proceeds to immediately project his urge to end his miserable existance directly afterwards

Nobody here even agrees with you

>>172156876
Well they normally attack air targets with other methods.

>>172156732
This.

Why don't any of you retards get this simple concept? It's not a patch of balance or anything, they removed the ability of entering property because they just want to curb-stomp efficient moneymaking in a PvE environment.

>>172156875
>I lose the argument, but I don't wanna admit!

>>172157037
If you legitimately believe that no one agrees with me, then you are quite possibly a braindead retard. You lost the debate yet you're still acting like a total autist, don't you have any shame?

>>172121487
I forgot yuropoors use commas as periods and read that as 11k per night for electricity lmao

>>172156875
>>>/reddit/

>>172136508
HiperHiv is that you?

I wanna dedicate this post to my hatred of youtubers. Fuck youtubers for advertizing all the glitches in their videos. When I become president, I will gas every sing one of you.

>>172157241
>I 'WON' THE ARGUMENT

This is an 18+ board, you need to come back once you're old enough to post, please.

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>find helicopter just laying around, one of the general transport ones, no weapons or anything
>following dude on a bike from a decent distance as he winds through the hills at high speed on the backroads to practice flying
>comfy as fuck, non-stop pop on the radio
>shitter does a drive-by on me in a jet

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>>172139936

Armored Kuckruma can now only fire from the driver's side window (making it only effective from one side of the car)

Duke of Death is now as heavy and durable as the Insurgent but also only allows you to fire from one side

Insurgent now requires 3 explosives to kill instead of 6

Rhino now requires 6 explosives to blow up, is slightly faster and can do that GTAIII thing where you fire behind yourself to go even faster

Explosives now have tiers: a grenade is a "low-tier" explosive that destroys cars but only counts as 0.5 explosions against an armored car, C4 is a "high-tier" explosive that counts as 1 explosion against an armored car; all gun-fired explosives (except the handheld grenade launcher) are high-tier

If you are killed by the same player 3+ times in a row, you are given the option to hire professionals for $1000; this creates three NPCs who will drive to whoever killed you and attack them, but you can't shoot the player while they're being attacked (it's a getaway tool)

Greatly increase the accuracy and durability of Merryweather mercenaries; you can instead hire gang members who function the way they do right now (i.e.: uselessly) for a lower cost

Allow cars to be modified between downforce handling and spoiler-based handling (think the difference between the RE-7B Zentorno) in LS Customs

Don't lock clothes behind levels

Put the Blista Compact in the coup class, not the fucking sports class

Implement an upgrade system where cars can be given top speed and acceleration equivalent to supers, but for increasingly high cost (i.e.: to make a Futo approach a T20 top speed/acceleration, you would need to pay something like 4 million); the logic behind this is some cars may have ideal handling for certain speeds and nobody wants to see the exact same "optimal" car every class of race

Keep Savage durability the same but give it increased homing missile range and speed

Rail gun is now buyable, can penetrate armored cars to hit the driver

>>172157241
>ITS ALL THE JEWS FAULT!! ROCKSTAR DOESNT DO ANYTHING BUT SUCK JEW COCK!!

Really kicking and screaming about your shitty glitch being patched, aren't you?

>>172157638
jesus fucking christ can you piss of already, you fucking autist

>>172157742
lol

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>>172157542
>>172157638
Wow, still spilling your spaghetti after this time? You really are the saltiest faggot in this board lmao.

>>172157987
>why can't I say retarded things without anyone calling me out on it??

I'll always be here, faggot.

>>172157924
Based

>>172157791
>>172157924
>>172157973
>>172158159
>>172158228
Get that off topic shit out of here, this is the Get Totally Argumentative General.

>Gold Star on Collect Flags in Flight School

holy FUCK that was harder than I expected

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*record scratch*

>start import.
>WELL THIS IS BEING HELD BY PRO-
>new session
>fucking car thief

PLEASE. I BEG YOU

>>172158882
>car thief
Just snipe the driver from a mile away before he even starts rolling and suicide to lose the wanted level. Once you get back to the car, prepare to call lester, get in, turn off the cops and boom, you're done. $0 damage

>>172159074
I approached in my whirly bird and he took off before I realized.
Also I'm pretty shitty at sniping

>>172157596
>Explosives now have tiers

Interestingly enough, there is a sort of tiered damage for explosives.

Aircraft missiles can destroy those big ventilation machines on building rooftops while regular grenades can't.

>>172159074
>tried this
>shot him twice with heavy sniper and he didn't die
ok
>got up close and shot him through the windshield
>$0 damage
???
whatever

FIYAH to you evil deeds
FIYAH to you evil blood
FIYAH to you evil shitposting

>>172159240
>Also I'm pretty shitty at sniping

It's an immobile target, senpai.

How to tell if your car source has an amateur thief:

> Three spawn locations: Tongva Drive near Kortz Center, Joshua Road near Harmony, and near Davis Quartz
> There's always a police helicopter hovering above the target

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Got two of the car chase locations logged along with good sniping spots. Go wide around the target so you don't trigger it

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Cowpiepizza
take me back GTAG PC

>>172160527

> Sniping at the You Tool depot

Ah, I see you are also a man of taste.

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>>172160527

>>172160527
>>172160713

Okay seriously, are you me by any chance?

For the one on Tongva Drive, just perch on the hillside south of Kortz Center.

>>172160891
Haven't got a screenshot of that yet but that's where I always go too

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>>172161084

I can't remember where the car spawns exactly, but this should give a close approximate.

>>172160713
>>172160527
Saved, thanks famalam

>>172159625
On tha blue ark, of the covenant.

>>172154989
Either ban or nothing.

>>172160645
You're blacklisted.

Thanks for the invite guys

Duke when?

>>172163013

Some guy posted an exploit last thread to buy it now.

>>172162396
is that a thing?

>>172163454
I honestly don't know, most people here say it when someone is asking for an invite
Even to me, and I got in eh

>>172163159
Recap? I missed the last thread.

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>cavalcades still aren't benny's vehicles

baffles me such iconic modern lowrider vehicles are excluded.

>>172164282

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9aZcX4ZSY

>>172149669
>I quit at the end to manipulate the w/l ratio

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>>172164576
>el caminos aren't either
>nor BMX bikes

whats the point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rByTJXk3TYg

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>>172164938
hahahahah you know pathetically little about racing, so you better shut the fuck up.

quitting automatically counts as a loss

I'm just THAT much better than you ;^)

>>172165140
>quitting automatically counts as a loss

If you quit before someone finishes in 1st, it doesn't count.

>>172165295
Oh, I honestly had no idea it worked like that.

I never quit. I mostly just win.

>>172164678
>buy menyoo
Eh, I can wait.

>>172165469

You can use a freefag menu to do it easily.

>>172165140
>>172165417
Sure you do pal

or else you are a no fun allowed tryhard that races with friends that are much shitter than you

>>172165657
Isn't menyoo online only when it's paid?

I don't know anything about gtao modding.

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>>172165753
Not quite sure what you're trying to say, since it's clearly slav english.

But since i'm this splendid at the game, pretty much everyone is much shitter than me.

>>172165891

You can find decent mod menus for free. Paid menus like Menyoo are paid because they find undetected ways to give you in-game money.

The only dangerous part of using a free menu is manipulating stats (rank) and spawning money entities. You can spawn stuff like objects or cars to no ill effect.

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>>172166130
Hmm, awesome.

When I passed you on the last lap you were pulled off to the side (red Zentorno), then I went up into the hills a bit more and saw Black was behind me so I placed a proxy. Sorry my dude, I thought you were out of the race.

>>172166094
quitting so its not a loss is not hard senpai

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>>172167105
Winning is though

gl at EVER gittin as gud as me.

Next post will probably confirm that you've already given up ;)

need a reinvite to crew meowmers

>>172167301

I can't figure out how you enjoy racing in GTA. Every single race begins and ends with a pile-up at the starting line because juanito394828 thought he was playing Twisted Metal.

>>172167458
Blacklisted.

>>172167638
race with people who aren't shit and also on tracks that help cleanly separate the pack

>>172167638
I almost never had this issue and I have a 40% winrate without quitting out every time like a bitch

>>172167638
It's a pretty good arcade yet accurate racing game.

It's base mechanics are pretty good, apart from curb boosting and bike airtime.

>>172167638
>juanito394828 thought he was playing Twisted Metal.

Do you mean Burnout?

desu I'd buy a shark card for a twisted metal mode in GTA

>>172168687
fuuuuuuck why isn't this a thing?

>>172168687
>>172168756
The mechanics are even already there in the GTA races. Just set it up in an area like sumo or deadline instead of with race checkpoints.

Typical GTA race

> Catch-up + Slipstream on
> That one guy who takes to long to get ready
> BEEEEEEPBEEPBEEPBEEBEEBEEBEEEEEEEEEEPTOOTBEEPTOOOOOTBEEEEEP~!!!
> Starting line pileup
> Getting PIT'ed in tight turns
> Getting thrown off the track, needing to reset your position and losing 5+ places
> That one guy who can't slipstream correctly and bumps into your rear while turning a corner
> That one guy who wins 1st place because he's so far ahead to experience the the pain of having to deal with PIT'ing and other shit

>>172169034
even if it was just shooting out of windows with those mad max cars, just make drivers and passengers invincible.

>>172167676
wut? really?

>>172169645
Yes. Once you're out, you're out. There's no takebacks with gtag.

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>>172169081
>that guy who secretly toggles on infinite rocket voltic boost and mysteriously stays near first

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>all ammo removed by skid
>write ticket that I lost my shit
>receive 220k for compensation in under 24h

Expected worse.

>>172165132

>The nigga in the Sesame Street shirt

kek

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>>172170182
who am i supposed to grind with? i didnt make any friends when i was in.

>>172171095
Whenever a skid deletes your weapon wheel, leave the session. If you pick up another weapon or disable-reenable your weapon wheel, you might lose all your ammo for it but if you just leave, you usually get everything back the next time you join a session

>>172171592
That's your problem, outsider.

>>172171635
Without restarting the game?

>You won't be able to drive th-

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>BentleyDaWuskey joins the session

>>172175172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBH_ealsT0o

>>172175298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iphF75-GKYw

>>172175298
I can hear the fat in everyone talking. Voice chat was a mistake.

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>>172175172
>>BentleyDaWuskey joins the session

Asi loader that works with Online?

>>172178040
memeyou

Friendly reminder that if you hack on PC you'll be reported. Even GTAG sessions aren't safe. Enjoy your bans fags.

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>>172180275
>hack

>>172180275
Friendly reminder that if you modify a vehicle you bought, the car manufacturer has the right to come and take your vehicle and tell you you're using it wrong.

>>172180916
>Modify my car with kneecappers to slash up other cars tires and an obnoxiously loud muffler.
>Get fined and my car is impounded.
wooooooooooow I didn't do anything

>>172180916
They do have that right if you agreed to those terms before you bought the car.

Which you did, for the online multiplayer portion of this game. You're not even guaranteed that they won't just decide to close the service completely at any point they choose.

>>172180916
Ferrari won't even late you take home some of the cars that you buy from them, and you definitely can't modify them.

>>172181182
>what is a click-wrap license


>>172181143
>Get fined and my car is impounded.
if this was true, why are there so many civic drivers around?

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I bought GTAV a few days ago and holy shit, the online is fun as fuck, but goddamnit i always end up rage quitting because 90% of the time i get paired with Brazilians who think driving like retards and getting killed on purpose is fun or hackers with invisivility and gamebreaking shit like that.
Also most people don't know what the fuck teamwork is.

>>172183782
>getting hacker cash
DING DONG BANNU

>acquired a Futo
>buy all the upgrades I can, give it turbo and paint it white like the AE86 from Initial D
>it's way too powerful for me
>keep losing contro, of it and crashing

BUT I WANT TO BE LIKE TAKUMI FUJIWARA REEEEEEEEEE

>>172184097

It's not powerful, it just has constant wet road physics.

>>172183883
W....what? so that was why i had so much cash...
Is my account in danger of getting banned or just my character?

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when do i get this

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>>172184352
When I get this

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>>172184352

Where is my fucking
D E L U X O ?

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>>172184473

You will drive your Monroe and YOU WILL LIKE IT

>>172117308
Can i join the PC crew? my Social Club name is Meyelle

>>172184352

When South Korea stops being worst Korea

>>172185183
>he fell for the north korea meme

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>>172184352
Type 41 when?

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FD when desu

>>172184207
It's over

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>game doesnt record 2nd or 3rd in races
>even though I end up in second or first 95% of the time I still have the same stats as a shitter who ends up in 15th with his 450 ping connection

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>garage a duke of death
>give it the 100% armor upgrade mod
>it now takes 6 explosions to destroy

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>>172184352
>I threw my money on this mom car irl now I want to roleplay it ingame like a turboautist that I am

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pUTTjBylM
Not as cringy as the Reaper Lords video but dammit they are trying.

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>>172187960
>thick south american accent
>armored kurumas
>obvious godmode

>>172187960
>slow mo drifting
looks like annie has found her new home

>>172187061

>windshield breaks in 2 shots

classic

>>172189129
>hold X

>>172117308
What ban model does this game use? IP, account, what? I've never modded before but I'm interested in giving it a whack just to mess with my friends in a private lobby.

Team killing bad
leaving unexploded stickies on gtag bonnets while they're in the shops good

>>172193559
team killing okay if you say sorry afterwards :^)

>>172193559

>bonnets

>>172194169
>Oh shit I'm sorry

>>172192969

Account

>>172136508
Qriminal here, i figured being a britcuck might be an issue with CMM

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>do prison break for first time
>die once because I didn't realize you couldn't actually fucking stealth it as the corrections officer / inmate pair
>okay my bad
>pilot of the plane dies multiple times somehow and wrecks plane a bunch and someone else leaves

>>172195478
Alright, cool, thanks for that

>>172187676
>mom car

Doing The Prison Brake heist.
Assign Pilot and demolition to lowest players (respectable ranks between 30 and 40). Easiest Jobs possible. Pilot just flies around in circle to not get hit, lands somewhere open and then takes off. Demolition just steal a bus and shoot at planes.

They still fuck it up over and over. Why are there so many shitty players? Why so many little kids? Is it too much to ask for just decent competent players? This is hell.

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>>172197250
>Piloting
>Ground team take half an hour to get to the air strip so now I have to maneuver around an obstacle course of police vehicles to take off

>>172198080
You imply that I actually get to the part where the plane has to land.

I've got 550000 should I
Buy a zentorno as I have no nice cars. (Mostly use muly hakuchou)
Save for the ceo garage (Have vehicle warehouse)
Or save for that turreted Ramvan?

>>172199261
Save for buzzard

>New playthrough
>Bored of straight swords, decide to try something else
>Everything else sucks

Good game.

>>172199886
Try the battleaxe from Bikers.

>>172198080
>he can't land in the airport parking lot or even the radar field

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>>172199926

God dammit this is the third time in two days I posted in the wrong general.

>>172199941
>he can't land next to where the bus comes out of the prison

its a fucking vellum

>>172199941
>>172200024
I used to land in that ditch right outside the gates of the prison but I stopped bothering after people kept insisting I land at the airstrip.

>>172199941
Doesn't matter where you land, the ground crew will spend 8 years getting into the fucking plane anyway.