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AC-130 Edition
previous thread >>171732265
>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread then clicking the link below and requesting an invite. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public. Do not kill/grief fellow crew members.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed) (embed)
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.
>Older threads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/
>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr (embed) (embed)
>Regularly updated vehicle stat spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1g2Qy84YUrYu_YCcdjMhzDGuNMzwNtjVjIJzdRmrHu6Y/edit#gid=1868604557
>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide
>Patch notes for 1.37
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747
>Latest added content
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60158/Cunning-Stunts-Special-Vehicle-Circuit-Now-Available-New-Progen-GP1-and-More
https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60162/New-in-GTA-Online-Hijak-Ruston-Now-at-Legendary-Motorsport-plus-Special-Vehicles-Come-to-the-Stunt-Race-Creator>>171732265
>>171732265
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>Ill take care of the food, you take care of the company
>Are you sure you need more snacks?
>When you finish what you've got ill give you some more
>Looks like your pockets are full
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Grindin
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just let the general die
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Looking to do CMM on PC again to help some friends. What's a good way to avoid reset upon death besides pulling the cord?
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>>171919851
ayyyy smash dat mf reset button
Not the power switch, but the reset button. Test it first, of course, but usually it cuts power immediately and is much easier to access than your PSU switch or wall socket.
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when
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top 2-3 coupes and sedans?
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F 4 0
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>>171920091
Top 3 Sedans:
1. Intruder
2. Fugitive
3. Primo
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How did he get so gud?
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>>171920795
I want the blonde to sit down on me
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Who /fashion show catwalk/ here?
Why can't we buy purses to match our outfits?
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>>171921270
>fashion show
>you are literally the only one participating
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>>171921490
Everyone else knows they can't compete and stayed home
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>>171920064
never
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>>171920201
>tfw still 2 weeks
>already grinded enough dosh to buy 3 of each
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>>171921270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5xl_5DPDn4
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Help, I've made a monster
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>>171920954
He was just born that way
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How do you grind the 2 miles for a vehicle warehouse?
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>>171922320
Mil*
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>>171922320
you do heists and heist setups
also try and join gtag CEOs who are actually doing work
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>>171922320
Ideally they come out of your first round of heists.
Alternatively, crates or VIP missions
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>>171922320
Do crates, or just regular CEO missions, and heists.
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>>171922407
>crates
stop being mean to the noob and tricking him into money wasting schemes
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>>171922407
>crates
>in 2017
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>>171922474
Crates better then Heists or VIP missions you daft twat, you can make millions in a matter of weeks.
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>>171922474
:'^) I just farm heists but I always get shit teammates... recently made an impulse buy for a car too that I wish I hadn't done haha.
Feels like I dont make much money through heists setups, I make more per hour by racing than doing heist setups. And I rarely get into actual heists
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>>171922571
>wasting money on crates
>when you can just get a vehicle warehouse instead
sorry but crates are the biggest fucking meme
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>>171922571
>do crates for weeks for millions
>do vip make million a day
dumb zentornigger
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>>171922659
What's vip
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>>171922605
what you can do is just join a gtag ceo and get them to do missions all day, until you get the mil required for office, then you go CEO and go do work all day until you gety money for car warehouse
then you can work all day getting cars and finally making profit
until you buy the buzzard of course
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>>171922320
I bought an office and warehouse on sales so l saved about half a mil from the price.
But l just did daily objectives, random heist setups, a Fleeca and bucketload of double$ races. And once you go CEO the vip mission.
I suggest getting the RH8 for free and a Bati 801 as they are fast and cheap tools to get around.
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>>171922571
Crates:
Buy the warehouse
Spend 18k on every shipment of crates
You get no payoff until you have enough crates to sell
Crate sells have big potential to be fucked up by other players or just plain fuckery
I/E Master race:
Only have to pay for damages to cars and for the sale
Much harder to fuck up because it's just driving
Much faster
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>>171922656
He doesn't have the dosh for a vehicle warehouse yet, so how can he get one?
>>171922659
That is imposible, you'd have to grind headhunter and whatever else none stop to make even a few hundred thousand in a day.
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>>171922695
CEO lite
by having 1 mill in your bank, then you can be VIP for 4 hours
same shit as ceo but you have a cooldown once youre done
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>>171922715
What is the buzzard? Isn't a helicopter? So why is it a Major goam
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>>171922809
>You have to grind to make money
Whoa
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>>171922809
>waste money on crate warehouse which is more expensive and less money than cars
>to get money for cars
thats like telling someone to buy a lamborghini so they can sell it as a collectors item 5 years later when they just want a golf
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>>171922836
Why didn't Rockstar add animals to next gen or PC, I saw one once when my game bugged out, and I recorded it, but my game crashed shortly after.
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>>171922836
buzzard attack helicopter can be instantly called in as CEO, anywhere
but you have to buy it to get it for free (trust me it's really worth it)
makes your life just THAT much easier
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>>171922849
You said you can make millions in a day, which is simply not true.
>>171922871
You're assuming he doesn't already have a warehouse, which most people do.
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>>171922945
Oooh nice
Ya so far I'm chillin with my semi shit car but at least I look hella cool B) I'd get a pic but I'm laying down getting ready to sleep.
So far loving gta5 other than the feel that I will have to play for months till I can afford anything.
Played a lot of classic gta back when I was younger so I finally (many years late) bought this game
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>>171922836
It's a very fast helicopter with weapons that once bought can be called upon when ever, where ever for free as a CEO.
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>>171923004
I don't have a warehouse lmao I only have made 700k so far. Spent 500k on a car sadly and regret it
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well it seems i cant refund this game. looks like im stuck here forever.
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Can someone explain the insufferable boner Rockstar has for the pcj-600?
>modding my game
>try to install a new bike via sami
>game crashes
>i'll try to change the models only via IMGTOOL
>make dff, txd backups
>cannot make it work with the models
>now cannot add the old model files back
This makes no sense. I have seen so many people replace the PCJ yet it's absolutely irreplaceable when I do it.
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>>171922836
Its a giant cargo plane, and very fun to play with
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>>171923215
Why would you refund a game you already played?
You can't refund a movie once you already watched them
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>>171923101
What happen when buzzer is killed?
Is there a timer or a cost to get another one if you have bought it?
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>>171923707
yes it's only a jew seconds or like a minute.
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>>171923707
Timer starts when you get it delivered. not destroyed so unless you're a retard it should always be available
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>>171921526
>>171921270
pff talk to me when you'll get on my levelcunt
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>>171923912
When I close my eyes really tight I see this
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>>171920064
>down to earth car with potential to rally
>not an exotic supercar
>can't be given a six or seven figure price
>doesn't have autisticly ugly modification options
never ever
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Can somebody link me to a list of the new cars coming in the update?
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>>171922160
gonna get punched
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>>171923990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_SLbzgqXY
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>>171924050
why?
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SOON
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>>171924161
thank
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>npc tries to swerve into my lane during a sale
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>>171924272
That is fake
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>>171924343
>keyboard driving
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>>171924387
>keyboard shitposting
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>>171924272
>warstock
>Its a pegasus vehicle
Thank the lord this is fake
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>>171924509
>It's a pegasus vehicle
Not every vehicle on warstock is a pegasus vehicle. Hell the insurgent is even described as a pegasus vehicle on warstock and isn't one
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>>171924448
Dear lord, I fucking hate it when the NPCs stay behind cover for a million years and won't come out unless if you stick yourself out of cover.
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>>171924867
That's why you blow up the car next to him with some gas tank shots or teabag him to death
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>>171925053
I find it's easier to write the mission off as a waste of fucking time and spend my precious seconds doing more important things, like jerking off to trapshit.
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>>171925053
This isn't restricted to this mission, I meant when it comes to fighting NPCs anywhere on the map.
They practically live behind cover at this point.
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>>171925193
Yeah, it's awful. Especially when they pull out an smg from cover and blind fire with minigun firing rate and sniper rifle accuracy
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>>171925306
Don't forget when you're literally 2 blocks away and they still land every bullet with their shitty Micro SMG.
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>>171925384
>stand two blocks away against an NPC who hasn't noticed me yet
>npc's spidey senses start tingling, he goes into cover, sticks out his hand with a micro SMG in it and empties his whole clip in ,5 of a second
>not a single bullet misses you and you die instantly
>I'M A FUCKING MARINE!
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>>171924236
got that rich spencer cut goin on lad. Im gona run up on you in a hoodie and meme on you.
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stealth missions are literally aids everyone i play with is retarded
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>>171925804
Im not white
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>>171922779
If you ever lost more than 3 crates you're a gigantic dumbfuck.
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Buncha grindin losers who can't enjoy the simple act of shooting someone in a game unless it means they can make a profit easier
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>>171931696
t. Armored Kuruma driver
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>>171931696
PvP in this game is dogshit i dont understand anyone that doesnt avoid it at any cost.
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>>171931696
Who the fuck are you talking about?
Certainly not GTAG.
Half this crew fucks up anyone who doesn't have that crew blip. The other half is just waiting for someone to give them a reason.
If you find us so pathetic why don't you join us sometime.
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The fuck is this on page 10 for?
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>>171935845
dead game, inactive hours
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>go into merryweather compound
>shoot at them
>they shoot back
>don't get killed in ,5 seconds
>trained mercenaries, with body armor and carbines are WEAKER than some random jap fags
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>>171937367
nigga, even a hipster with no training and a plain pistol is a better shot than heavily-trained militia-men, that's one of the biggest flaws of GTA V and GTA Online.
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>>171937367
>steal car
>some faggots in their ricers show up
>dump an entire uzi mag in 0.5 seconds into my head
>without hitting the car i'm driving
>eventually kill them
>chopper shows up
>dude headshots me out of a moving chopper with 1000% accuracy
>shoot choppers tail rotor off
>it's spinning uncontrollably
>faggot still headshots me out of a wildy spinning, crashing helicopter
>pilot still manages to crash it into the car i'm stealing
>every driver near me starts panicking and makes a beeline for the the car i was stealing and crashes into it
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>>171924358
Flight school 2 when???
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>>171920064
South Korea is wrong Korea.
Wrong Korea is worst Korea.
North Korea is BEST Korea.
Is there any fucking part of this you do not understand?
Stop fucking asking. Rockstar don't give a fuck about your poor man's GTi, and neither do we.
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>>171922940
Single player only, same as the taser.
GTAO is too social for psychopaths who like to electrocute fluffy bunnies
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how do i get past this level
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>>171941567
Tap Y button for speed boost
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>>171941567
you push alt button
then f4 button
then you push them at the same time
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Does the money minigun still work?
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Latest addition to garage one.
My TVR Speed6, the closest I could get to "reflex spice" paint
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>>171943270
Why did you take a picture of your monitor, it just makes you look like you're taking the piss
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>>171922659
>weeks
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>>171943270
>wasting this much money on one of the ugliest cars in the game
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>>171943270
>photographing the screen
Are you female?
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>>171922320
Car duplication glitch. Only time I've ever cheated and I feel no remorse. 3.5 freaking million just to START the missions. Not to mention all the biker drug houses.
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>order Hydra
>delivered to Merryweather
>they just randomly shoot you at the entrance hall which causes a domino effect
>now the mercenaries at the end of this long dock start shooting you
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>>171943621
>>171943875
I care, just not enough to take ingame screenshots, download them from rockstar social and resize them for herechan image restrictions.
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>>171943639
I'd post my nero, but it's not real nigga posting hours where I am
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>>171944254
>press PRINT SCREEN on keyboard
>open paint
>CTRL+V
>(optional: sellect area and click CROP)
>"Save as" to desktopyou fucking newfag
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>>171944537
>tap tap i was worried i was coming off condescending
>tap tap but the quality clicking of this gaming keyboard is just so damn reassuring
>tap tap BEST KEEP TYPING.
Believe it or not it IS possible to enjoy this game without needing to hack the fuck out of it first on your intercooled quadcore. Leet piece of master-race shit, no wonder you got blacklisted innit
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>>171945359
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>>171945359
what am i reading
are you okay?
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>>171945695
I'm well, thankyou. Cheers.
I'm just sorry I couldn't help you guys out with your search for your new hi-res wallpapers
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>>171945359
>gaming keyboard
>hack
What? Almost every modern keyboard have printscreen button, and if you're playing via steam, you can just press F12 or whichever button you set it to.
If you're on console, you can just say so without sperging like that.
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>>171947013
Yeah hey I'm on a console.
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>>171947272
Do you also have autism?
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>>171947326
>autism
>on 4chan
Everyone here is on the spectrum somehow. Be honest with yourself.
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>>171947439
Yeah, but I don't have this kind of autism.
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>>171945359
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>>171947509
Latest addition to garage one.
My TVR Speed6, the closest I could get to "reflex spice" paint
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>>171947724
oh
haha
hahahaHAHAHA
You are.
the funny
kys
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Is there such a thing as a good looking Zentorno?
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>>171950190
yes
all black
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>>171947724
thanks doc
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>>171950190
Yippers.
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>mfw doing the pacific standard glitch
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>>171950808
That's ugly famalam.
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>>171951067
it is 2016
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>>171951371
im talking about infinite finale glitch not kuruma pleb, it still works
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>>171951326
Why is it ugly, brojo?
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>>171951791
>im talking about infinite finale glitch
is it 2016
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>>171951885
Lime green and matte black just don't go together, duder.
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>>171951885
>Ugly ass racing spoiler just because it's the most expensive option
Come on now, cuz
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>>171951791
Did it three times dismorning, taking turns with a mate to host it.
The other 2 guys in our heists made over a million in 90 minutes
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>>171952271
Why don't you just let a hacker shot money at you from a minigun?
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>>171951984
its still most profit you cuck but whatever keep on grinding
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>>171952463
They made me a billionaire back in 2015.
The money, it changed me. I didn't like what I'd become. I'm all about that middle-class struggle now desu.
(Honest answer: i don't know anyone with a money gun)
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>>171952629
I'll just keep playing the game and having fun while you play the same mission over and over again. I'd rather do freeroam work than Pac-Stan shit.
My time is better spent because I'm not grinding my ass off to buy a car that I'll stop driving in a week.
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>>171952909
You are gonna spend 3 times more time grinding, while i can have fun faster but whatever helps you sleep at night cuck
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>>171953057
>You are gonna spend 3 times more time grinding
Except I don't "grind"
I just play the game
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>>171953136
sure keep telling yourself that driving the same car for the x time to the same place
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>>171953382
Freeroam missions have more variety than pacstan over and over
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The Pacific Standard exploit is old, I understand people are bored with it.
One day I will get sick of it too, but for now that 5star 7km drive to the hills is still pretty fucking challenging and fun.
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>>171953382
sure keep telling yourself that driving the same bikes for the x time to the same place
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>>171950808
Lime Green only works with purple.
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should we buy playeruknowns battlegrounds?
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>>171918546
>nice fleet you got there, boss
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how do I get rid of weapons I dont need? is buying weapon locker the only choise?
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>>171955615
If you purchased the weapons, yes.
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>>171955615
You can drop weapons.
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>>171955708
how
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>>171955781
if you're on PC, I'm pretty sure F9 does it
but like the other poster said, if you bought the weapon it'll just appear again once you change sessions. in that case, you have to shell out for a safe to store the weapons you've bought but don't want in your inventory.
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>>171943270
>sonygger takes pictur eof TV
>then uploads it as a png
You do realize PNG is only helpful for transparency and does fucking nothing for either shitty screenshots or retards who take pictures of their tv, right?
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>>171955708
does tossing remove em permanently
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>>171955910
The Bravado Verlierer (pronounced as vur-lee-rah) is a two-door sports car featured in Grand Theft Auto Online as part of the Executives and Other Criminals update.
The vehicle takes a heavy influence from the TVR Sagaris and the Wiesmann GT MF5, sharing the iconic curved headlights and swept down front profiling of the Sagaris, as well as the passenger cell and sloped rear end of the Wiesmann. The rear quarter and fenders are significantly wide and low profile tyres are fitted to the vehicle.
The badging "Verlierer" can be seen behind the front fenders in chrome.
The Verlierer has the engine power to give it acceptable acceleration, but high top speed. The Verlierer's handling is impeccable, being very responsive with a good cornering radius. However, the car loses a large amount of speed through corners, which makes it lag behind in tighter tracks. Crash deformation is poor, and will only take a few hits (sometimes as few as one) to be deformed in a performance-impacting way.
The website claims that the Verlierer has a 3-liter V8 engine capable of pushing 240bhp. The engine model, however, appears to be a single-cam V12 with 6-double barrel downdraft carburetors/throttle bodies. The engine model itself is shared with the Z-Type and JB 700, but is updated with chrome exhaust manifolds instead of the original copper-coloured manifolds found on the aforementioned vehicles. It also features new polished rocker covers, which will be coloured according to the vehicle's primary colour. The engine sound is shared with the Rapid GT, however, it seems to be muffled more and revs slightly lower.
Can be purchased from Legendary Motorsport for $695,000.
This vehicle may be selected randomly as a mid-target source vehicle from Securoserv during an import mission with one of three variations: CURV35, 0UTFR0NT and PR3C1O5.
The default radio stations of the Verlierer are FlyLo FM & Soulwax FM.
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can i get an invite
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>>171955910
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>>171957836
What's your player id?
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>>171952156
It's the only good looking spoiler, dude.
Have you even seen the Lamborghini Veneno?
>>171952040
I disagree, they add flair to the car, but I understand why other people don't like it.
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>>171957928
id/akillerbee
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>>171958157
Cool. Someone will run it against the blacklist and send you an invite if everything checks out.
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>>171958090
Just because it's on a Lamborghini doesn't mean it's good. Remember they have to appeal to their ignorant tasteless nigger rapper demographic.
>black license plate
Oh.
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Wtf police cars, ambulance, etc are marked as personal vehicule and i cant steal one
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>try to play GTA after a long time
>30mins waiting for update
>Online mode doesn't work
>Stop that shit
Fuck that game desu
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>>171958383
I don't wish to offend the good folk of the People's Liberal Republic of Nevada with a culturally insensitive licence plate choice, could you spell out the meanings of each plate option?
One is for classic, one is for modern, one is for import (((?)))
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>>171958383
If it calms down your flamboyant cancer-inducing autism, it used to be my old-gen contact-mission grind-car because of its bulletproof back-end, so I haven't changed a single thing about it in literal years because I want to keep it as a memoir. I don't even drive it anymore.
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Holy fucking shit what is this resolution
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>>171956992
thanks doc
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>>171959335
They made it backward compatible, meaning being able to play the game on your Xbone as if it was a Xbox 360, not remastered for better quality.
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I've seen players who on repeated occasions drive to the nearest Pegasus spawn to get in their hydra as soon as they join a session. They do this every session.
What's the point of that? What's the fun on jetshitting 24/7? What's going on these players heads?
Hopefully the next DLC gives us an AA vehicle to shit on these faggots
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Should I buy the Zentorno? There's a targeted 25% off sale on it.
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>>171959637
This is on PS3
I don't remeber it being this low resolution
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>>171959809
I'm thinking of buying it as well, doubt I will ever drive it though, it has been irreversibly associated with shitters. It's like driving an armored kuruma
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>>171959175
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>>171960168
>it has been irreversibly associated with shitters
Who the fuck cares
>It's like driving an armored kuruma
People hate the kuruma because it's ridiculously bulletproof and for a while the only consistent way to get a kill on them meant draining your own bank account.
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>>171938152
Rip
Are enemies distance triggered or time, because I always try pulling over and waiting to kill the inevitable fucking five helicopters and ten cars with two people each they always send on literally every mission, but they never come until im on a tiny narrow road that everyone hits the car on
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>>171960432
thankyou.
>>171960556
My experiences lead me to believe it is distance based, and/or based on passing certain waypoints to trigger npcs
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Why is there not a race war mod?
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>>171960982
That's what I was thinking. At this point I pretty much just immediately look for a flat area so I can hop out and have the car keep going away to avoid spray damage from the shitcunt helicopters and ram happy gunmen
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>>171959881
Oh, well, I was surprised by how horrid the resolution and graphic quality were when I popped GTA IV into my old PS3 last year.
It certainly hasn't aged well unlike Red Dead Redemption, which still looks alright even though it's the same 720p resolution.
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>>171960556
In my experience they just keep coming until you kill them all, but my only experience with fighting enemies in car source missions is when you get detecting in the Arms Dealer mission.
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>>171959725
>Gunrunning
>implying Jewstar Games won't appeal to their tryhard shitters that ruin the game for everyone else
There will not be any kind of counter for the Hydra, not now not ever. It's better to accept the hell we're in than hoping for a stairway to heaven.
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>>171961187
It's coming along with theNational Socialist uprising mod
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>>171962721
They're bringing back the helicopter tours from GTA IV..?
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>>171962540
No stairway to heaven
Denied
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>>171917957
>AC-130 Edition
Oh fuck, Gunrunning is going to have an armed version of the titan isn't it? And it's going to cost $5 million dollars and be shit isn't it?
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>>171941567
Cancel the download at 90%
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>>171964706
I'm just hoping Rockstar will unlock the back so we can have some fun with the Titan.
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God I hope Gunrunning doesn't turn out to just be crates for MCs
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>>171965932
God, i hope Gunrunning won't be for MCs.
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>>171966060
God i hope Gunrunning
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>>171965932
If it can't be done solo then it's instantly trash
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>>171966060
It should be for both MC and CEO but knowing cockstar it will be only one (probably ceo)
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>>171966208
god i hope
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>>171959725
ask jrv
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>>171966219
Knowing Rockstar even if it was for MC and CEO they'd make it so you can only buy one Gunrunning warehouse and you have to choose between buying it under MC or CEO, with the MC one making considerably less money because fuck you.
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>Jester on sale
FUCK YES
I've been eyeing this beautiful motherfucker for a while.
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>>171960432
you're autistic, I live in Cali and you can still get black and yellow plates if you want.
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>>171966994
>a while
Didn't that come out like 2 years ago?
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Thanks, Rockstar.
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>>171959725
Most of these people are garbage at battlefield pilot so they go on gta to feel better about themselves.
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>>171964706
Why get fucked over by jetshitters when you could be paying 5 million to be fucked over by jetshitters
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>>171965815
>In your AC-130
>Some jet shitter nails your wing
>Exit from cockpit straight to cargo hold
>You and your buddies load into the Patriot Classic
>Hit the sled and get launched out the back
>M2 gunner shooting at the jetshitter on his second pass
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>>171967480
The FUCK is a super diamond doing in the middle of the desert?
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>>171967832
A u-turn by the looks of things.
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>>171967936
>a u turn
>in the middle of the desert
>on a double yellow line
THERE'S SOMETHING AFOOT AND I DON'T LIKE IT
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>>171967635
Man I'd love to see that, BF4 pilots would eat them alive
>>171967832
Oil prince got lost
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>>171968070
Rockstar programming is a hell of a drug.
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>>171968147We do.
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>>171968147
>bf4
>not ace combat
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>haven't played for 2 months
>come back to check updates
>2 new cars
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>>171969048
And special vehicle stunt races.
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>>171969048
Now now goy, you'll get your third car soon enough ;)
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F 4 0
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>>171970191
no love for D I A B L O???
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>get in police car
>get kicked out
>you do not have access to this personal vehicle
what the fuck
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>>171970191
Can't fucking wait
Damn Rockstar always releasing the best car at the end of the update
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>>171970760
>tfw no law enforcement DLC where you can be a cop or FIB agent
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>>171971004
>Game about being a criminal
>Man I wish I could be a cop
????
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>>171970760
Then wasnt just me, fuck u cuckstar
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>>171971256
>>Game about being a criminal
Wrong. I've played the entire game without committing a single crime
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>>171971004
>be a cop
>on gta
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>>171971350
You jaywalked.
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>>171971350
Did you never finish the tutorial, then?
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>>171971004
Never
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>>171971004
>>171971693
Ever
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>>171971427
No, I've only ever walked on the sidewalk
>>171971485
Yes, I didn't join in the race or the shootout, instead I stayed back and called the police (Both real life and in game) on the players involved
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>>171971004
>>171971256
PC users have a mod called Los Santos First Response or something.
There was some bullshit uproar this year when some tabloid news flipped it around to infer the mod encouraged killing cops. It's usually cops playing it.
Police uniforms have since been removed from player wardrobes if that's any indication of reichstar's future intentions
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>>171972282
I'd assume there is some form of "law-enforcement" crews out there.
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>>171971693
Want.
>>171971886
The Soverign exists and it sucks.
I want a civilian version of the Interceptor.
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C A L C I O
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>>171972424
My friend and I used to go around with cop uniforms, batons, and tasers. We would just randomly bully players while tasing them and yelling "STOP RESISTING" while they flopped around on the ground and hit them with nightsticks until they died.
It was a laff.
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Fuck it, I decided to drop one of my 5 crews because the emblem was shit anyway
That being said, I think I'd like an invite to the crew, please.
SC: Anajamois
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>>171973098
Blacklisted.
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>>171973181
sent ;)
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How active is gtag on PS4?
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>>171973098
>>171973181
Not even kidding. Do not accept. Known for shitting up gtag sales.
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>>171973501
I don't know how this rumour got started but it's not funny.
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Is the game fun atm?
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>>171974384
ATMs are lame. Just internet your phone.
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>>171973441
It's pretty active. Just make sure to ask someone for an invite on the ps4 group chat.
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>>171973584
Rumor got started when you fucked up people's sales.
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why is making attractive females so difficult?
pic related. took 100k +2 hours
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>could have more original activities like the tennis, arm wrestling or golf ones
>instead we get 20391209301293 stunt races
>the activities I mentioned before are dead as shit
Thanks, Rockstar.
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>>171975161
If that's the end result then it must be difficult.
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>start playing GTAO in oct '13 with my buddy
>still play with that same buddy on the reg.
feels gud man
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>>171975469
I want soloable missions in GTAO. Real missions. Contact missions are essentially freeroam work with a loading screen. Heists and special vehicle work require finding 2-3 stooges to tag along and hoping they don't fuck up.
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>>171975469
>No pool, bowling, arcade machines
>One place to play darts out in the desert
Why?
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>it's a mexicans in sultans suddenly because everyone left the session when I wasn't looking episode.
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so that's a thing now huh?
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>>171975469
>cockstar puts shitty minigames in the game
>nobody plays them because there are more interesting things to do
>so cockstar should make more shitty minigames for nobody to play
I feel like mario party is more your speed.
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Is there anything more cancerous than special vehicle races? Holy fuck this is infuriating.
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>>171976358
Play better.
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>>171967697
I'd pay $5 million for that.
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>>171976358
>Doing races.
You belong in a garbage can.
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>>171976352
I played them a lot with my friends but they eventually turn boring if they remain the same while Cuckstar releases 500 new races or deathmatches per update while completely ignoring them.
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>>171976358
nope. it's a crapshot "WOAH I MADE A BACKFLIP" pos
>>171976525
Nice of you to join us, 0 wins 23 losses.
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>>171976714
How the fuck are they going to make new versions of arm wrestling and tennis?
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Friendly reminder that if you, when you try to export some cars get stuck inside the car without being able to move or take damage, you don't have to give up. Ask a friendly person to use a cargobob to pick you up and drop you off in the circle and the paralysis/invincibility will end. Usually associates don't become invincible and will only have to be dragged out of the car to lose the paralysis but apparently they can become invincible as well
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>>171975161
>that face is supposed to be attractive
i don't know where you live or what the women look like there but that sure as hell isn't attractive
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>>171975865
>tfw none of my friends have any style at all
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/gtag/ first aid field manual
>In the event of a crew member/s being frozen during a car sale is is imperative to not panic
>guide them into killing themselves from the options menu, if this fails:
>should there be more than one crew member frozen attempt to drag out one of the associates out of their car and shoot them
>if the associate is immortal, advise him to leave the session
>proceed to deliver one of the cars with a passenger in it to the delivery point using a cargobob
>upon being delivered the passenger will be unfrozen and capable to resume normal activiesaralich u da real mvp
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>>171972785
Ok...
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>>171976302
Yesterday was ok
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>>171976352
If there were more minigames and an easier way to get into them and switch from one to another then I believe more people would play them.
As it stands now, the only one I ever bother with is Dont Cross the Line inbetween CEO stuff and arm wrestling the crew in my MC.
Where's billiards, bowling, and really other basic things. An arcade where I spend my GTAO bucks would $$$.
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>the multiplayer dooks isn't actually retarded like the kuruma and you can shoot through the front and side slits
Now just remove the kuruma and I'll forgive you R*
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>>171959725
>>171970797
>actual Star cancer in /gtag/
the fuck? kys kid
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>>171976140
does the "kill all the waves on enemies" trick work like it does on sourcing missions with AI enemies?
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I sometimes use my Buzzard to blow up faggots just because (well, 90% it's because they are the kind of faggots who leave their mic on and force me to listen to their family talking for hours but it doesn't matter).
Does this make me the same as a jetshitter?
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>>171975820
Yeah, that's what I said.
>>171977408
>that face is supposed to be attractive
Nice reading comprehension
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>>171976302
Yeah it was added into the last scripts update, it might also change whether or not cop get back in their own cars too
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>finish customizing X-80 Proto to deliver
>servers crash
>lose the car
FUCK
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>>171981120
I'll PM you the fix.
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>>171980439
Could be worse, could be a ponyfag like me, not that I'd ever tell anyone.
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>>171980679
Yes all you're doing is perpetuating the freeroam deathmatch. You're part of the reason why this game is shoot on sight
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>>171975161
reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEayzXjUGsI
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>>171980679
>Having voice chat enabled
What a retard.
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>>171980679
>Does this make me the same as a jetshitter?
No. Jetshitters are absolute shitters because they are pretty much invulnerable while killing their target, thus killing players in Hydras requires no skill, and takes no risk. When flying a Buzzard though other players can always fight back, as helicopters are easy to shoot down.
You're still a shitter, but jetshitters are on another level of shittery entirely.
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>>171972640
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>>171976302
>tried to steal a camper earlier today
>got that message
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Hey, are there any friendly friends who would be up for some casual fun heist?
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>>171983671
>friends
>casual
>fun
What are you, gay?
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>>171983721
No, just on the liquid Jew.
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>>171980602
Yes
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>>171983671
Nice try, Mr FIB.
You're not getting our gamertags THAT easy. Might help if you mention the platform you use though.
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Anyone want to hang out and talk about cars? Selling a Bullet GT and Glendale waiting for the new Testarossa and Countach right now. Just want some opinions on my garages and to hang in general. I can help others too. I don't need much money anymore.
PaletoCollector on PSN
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>>171985806
PC obviously, where else could you have fun?
When s the next update? I want muh new cars
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>>171986065
I also asked to be in the PS4 crew, whenever the crew boss gets a minute.
Been lurking for quite some time, now that the games dead I guess I'm ready.
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>>171986065
I assume you're the P.Collector that just requested to be in PS4 crew. I accepted it.
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>>171986218
The Hijak just came out and in the next two weeks well probably get the Countach and the F40
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>>171987397
Thanks man!
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>>171987870
Why do they has to keep the good ones for last? Like anyone gives a shit about the generic supers...
I just want to cozy up in my old cars, cruise around, maybe annoy some gtag's on the way... Mansions update when?
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So, when is Gunrunning coming out? Does anyone have an actual date or there's only rumors?
Speaking of which, how much money should I save for it? I have around 9 million atm
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>>171989258
15 minutes
15mil
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Doing so many car sales where I just set the paint to matte black is really making me like matte black and I'm scared.
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>>171990356
>a, back down, a, a, back, a, a, back, a, a, back, kill, a, back, me, a, grind, back, a
Who thought this would be fun?
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>>171990780
They made it sound like you're supposed to modify the car to the buyer's order but they never followed through with that
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>source Osiris
>it's a "the car is off the coast get a cargobob episode"
>falls off the hook as i'm picking it up and flips
>blow it up
>go back to the office
>source Stirling GT
>drive all the way out to the desert
>almost back to the warehouse, disconnect from server, car blows up
>fuck this, do a stunt race
>get into new server
>source roosevelt
>it's that two person scan the cars one
>10 minutes later almost back to the warehouse
>disconnect from server, car explodes
>source FMJ
>follow the Kuruma
>halfway through game freezes for a few seconds, when I get back in I lose the Kuruma and fail the mission
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT GODDAMNIT
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>>171990356
>>171990780
>not customizing the cars to your liking
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>>171991267
>not selling cars at night, full matte black, tinted windows, black rims and lights off so shitters can't see you
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>>171991213
story of cuckstar desu
story of all and every game dev desu
>>171991267
ha-ha
>hurry up, you takin too long
>its only been 10 seconds of modding
i wish but most people are focused on the grind instead of the fun or anything else.
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>>171991213
That would be even more boring, though.
The way it was implemented at least you can try out how cars look to you liking
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>>171991415
I do what I like with the cars and it only takes me like 40 seconds
its the people that take 2+ minutes that are taking too long though
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>>171991959
yeah i dont even know what triggers gtag anymore
some cunts are offended by a simple "hi", fuckin hell purge when?
ffs im giving you 80k$, dont bitch about me takin a minute to make it nice or causin 1k$ damage, fuckin fuck cunts.
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>>171992116
most of the people I run into are friendly, there's a few annoying whiners and circlejerkers though
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rockcuck should remove or srsly modify the cargobob vehicle pickup mission. get shot at, probably drop the car, and then chased by two heli's.....theres a more likely chance that the car will fall into the water than even hitting the cap 34k damage
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>>171993027
I would help you do that mission desu. Its bullshit but its not like you cant get help in the game. Seriously, if you hear the "its on sea" on the phone, just ask if there is anyone who can bring a buzzard around to help you out. Or at any time, ask for help, there are always ppl who will jump on.
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>>171993027
Rockstar intended export missions to be done in groups, which is why they have these annoying aimbot enemies. However, most players don't give a shit about teamwork and just want to grind for money
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>>171993027
Also LITERALLY impossible to do if you're in a session with other people. You're a sitting duck with a big PLEASE SHOOT ME sign for what, 3 straight minutes while you deliver the car?
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Did they open up Heist rewards like the Hyrda to everyone now regardless of doing heists? 99% sure on my character I never did any of the heists and yet can buy the Insurgent/Hydra and so on
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>>171994217
Yes.
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>>171993027
>>171993693
Not as bad as Kuruma tailing missions.
>Have to follow slow ass gooks through any potential warzone and those slant-eyed fucks don't even know where they're going
I was following one a few minutes ago and they literally pulled a U-turn on the fucking highway. Fucking zipperheads.
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>>171994396
just spook them, the'll full speed to their destination. I was expecting an "lol you failed" but instead it just makes it faster.
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>>171994947
Doesn't that cause enemies chase you after you steal the car?
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>>171991267
>Not making it as ugly as possible
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>>171995251
>Doesn't that cause enemies chase you after you steal the car?
That happens sometimes regardless, but it does make the guys that are at the location aggro
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Every time I get into a session, I'm block from moving anywhere by invisible walls. What's up?
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>>171996846
Restart the game
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>tfw you help start spekspooks007 off in gta online and remember what it was like being completely new
>tfw you become the helping hand you desperately needed starting out
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>>171997712
>tfw you can warn him about all those mistakes and shitty purchases you made
>tfw another soul saved from the temptations of the shark card jew
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Well, okay.
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I recently started playing the singleplayer after playing nothing but multiplayer, and damn is it fun. Sad that I can't do some things from online in singleplayer, such as some motorbike abilities and benny's.
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>>171999207
Yeah SP sucks cuz it has far less content than MP, MP sucks cuz the world feels dead compared to SP
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LSC upgrades carry over after you do a bennys upgrade right? Like engine and armor upgrades?
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>>171999207
I loved the story, voice acting, heists, over the top characters from single player.
It is still one of my favorite single player games.
GTA 5 online would be my favorite if it had a hardcore mode.
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>>172001340
Yeah, they do, but some of the cosmetic changes you made get randomized.
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>>171975865
That's a real nice style y'all got going on, reminds me of Fargo
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>>172001342
>Can get rid of the ribcage
>Can't get rid of the shitty spider webs
I just want a normal bike with skull eyes for headlights, not this extra edgy shit.
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>>171993027
>she cant outrun the attack helis in the cargobob mission
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>done some stunt races and shit
>driving almost maxed
>flown around the map a bit in a helicopter for fun
>flying barely budged
how do i level flying efficiently, getting bopped around by the wind when shit's on the line like a heist is irritating as hell
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>>172004774
Increasing your flying skill does nothing to stop you being pushed around like the nerdy kid at summer camp.
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>>172004945
Then what does it do?
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>>172004774
Flight school, if it isn't obvious enough.
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>>172005052
I have no idea but mine is maxed out and turbulence is still retarded.
>Hey let's make an arcadey style game where you can control cars midair and flip them back over if you roll them
>But lets try to be so realistic we add turbulence to aircraft, even ones that aren't effected by it!
GTAV is a sad game in the sense that it has no idea what it wants to be, and that's tragic.
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What level apartment do you need for heist planning?
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>>172005340
Anything with a 10 car garage.
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How is the Infernus Classic going to be sold? Is there a Benny's option?
I hope it has good configuration and shit for aesthetics.
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>>171994396
>he doesnt have a helicopter to follow the kuruma with
Pleb
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>>172006861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OL7XJthoDp4
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>>172005535
Does that include the cheap as shit garages themselves or does it need to be one of the apartments?
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>>172007440
has to be an apartment
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>>171976140
Never ever ever take that route, it's ALWAYS a bad idea. Even if you're not in a solo session, traffic gets super backed up there, and you risk damaging the vehicle in traffic, not to mention being a sitting duck for anyone who feels like shitting the place up.
If it ever tells you to go there, either just don't enter the highway in the first place and go through the city, or when you would normally get onto that exit ramp, instead just stay to the left and get on the main highway, then take the next exit off the highway. Not only is it safer, it's faster, since you don't get stuck in traffic.
That's seriously the absolute worst spot in the entire map, the AI can just NOT handle it, and traffic is always backed up there.
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>>172007461
Actually I shouldn't say apartment because the stilt houses have it as well I believe, I should say needs to have living space
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>>172007607
>living space
The office and clubhouse have living space but you can't do it from there.
The search continues.
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>>172007579
>tfw Decline of Video Gaming foresaw the future of GTA
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>>172007880
those don't technically have 10 car garages so HA
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>>172008040
The clubhouse does, you dingus.
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>>172009318
that's 10 bike not 10 car :^)
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leak the next update or i shoot my dog
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>>172010794
>saudi billionare with shit taste
4/10,no dollar rimsand probably has mariachi horn on every car too
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>>172010794
>real life cars are cheaper than their in-game counterparts.
Huh.
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>>172010794
I'd like to scratch those.
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>>171975161
yep sure is attractive
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>>172010794
Bet someone will key it the minute he gets out to buy a cup of coffee.
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>>172012780
If they do then his daddy will pay for someone to fly a plane into their house.
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I managed to get the glowing bodysuit head glitched out and now I can put it on anything
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>>171967480
Here is an idea, DON'T AIM YOUR CAR AT THE NPC AND THEY WON'T SWERVE OFF THE ROAD!
the AI doesn't time average your behavior when reacting to it. It only considers your immediate velocity vector. So it reacts because it assumes you'll be continuing in a straight line, not following the curve.
You can try it yourself. The AI will only react like this when you're on the inside of a curve
So don't be a moron and aim the front of your car at an NCP while moving or they will think you are going to hit them.
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>>172014149
That applies to about 11.27% of retarded AI maneuvers.
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>>172014373
More like 40 at least.
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>>172014646
You can't count times when the player is driving on a curved road which causes all the AI in the opposite lane to lose their shit.
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hi
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>Awesome, a Sprunk van, just what I need for my Sprunk livery collection
>personal vehicle meme
Why?
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I really wish there was a setting to disable all the camera views you don't use so you don't have to scroll through them every time. Can't think of any game that does this though.
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Reminder that Menyoo menu allows you to place 90 million dollars into your account and loop it, giving you trillions without being traceable in any way (it doesn't do a transaction and thus doesn't show up on Rockstar's servers.)
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>When your so set in your way that every different hairstyle or colour looks wrong
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>>172016846
bullshit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUeuEXYslR4
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>>172016846
>IGN shitters plan to get GTAG banned
hmm
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>>172017631
>>172017861
Survived the last banwave
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>>172017934
Any way to drop it? I don't mind buying a few copies of GTA right now since its dirt cheap.
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>>172018110
might as well buy shark cards goyim :^)
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Test
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>>172018110
>Any way to drop it?
There is no money dropping, it's deposited directly.
Unless you mean lend you my account which I can't do, it's tied to MAC address.
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What are the sales?
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>>172018532
r* newswire
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>>172005242
Mallard has the turbulence removed since last update, senpai.
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>>172018672
Any recommedations?
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>>172018827
Jester is pretty good, Drift Tampa is cool but doesn't drift despite the name
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>>172018516
Just let gtag mug the fuck out of you
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>>172019003
Tried it, the mugger steals $0. The only thing it's useful for is buying things ingame (which the Rockstar site does track but it doesn't seem to do anything.)
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While that thing is undetected now, it might be detected/backtraceable in the future, so just get an alt account to do it on
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>>172018912
Got the Jester, how is the MTL Dune?
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>>172019217
Neat but you can't upgrade it so it's kind of pointless to own. If you want to drive it just go play a race
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>>172019286
>can't upgrade it
It's still the fastest in the service class by far and breaks the class in terms of balance, so why would that even matter?
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>>172018802
Why just the Mallard?
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>>172019473
You don't need to own it to use it in races, so why bother buying it?
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>>172019473
You can probably count the number of service class races that have taken place since launch one one fucking hand.
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>>172019217
If you want to spend most of your time rolling over and spending a tonne of money for the privilege then go right ahead. Its shit
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>>172015403
The NFS games on ps1 did, they also let you choose the order they scroll through
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>>172019797
>it's a big rig that drives faster than some cars
>somehow shit
No, you're just a shit driver.
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>>172020315
>Its a big rig that cost 1 mil and cant handle corners
Its supposed to be an offroader. Have you taken it offroad? Or even down a dirt trail? Something tells me you havent
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>>172020315
>also implying that driving on gta requires skill
Top kek
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>>172020629
I guarantee you don't even do races
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>Game is called GTA
>Can't even steal a fucking cop car
what the fuck
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>>172020710
Wrong friendo.
Also your autistic obsession with defending the MLT dune only serves to mask (poorly) the obvious fact that you regret buying it
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>>172020710
Ooh, do me next mr. psychic!
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>>172020629
do you even curb boost?
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>>172020838
>durr buyer's remorse
Wow, so you're poor AND bad at driving. Uncanny
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>>172020779
>vice city
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>>172020932
If you think driving over bumps equates to skill-based gameplay then your world must be very small.
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>>171994286
Literally free to play methods of making people play the game.
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>>172020935
>Bases his entire argument on assumptions
Wew lad, ill just assume your a drooling retard and stop bullying you
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>>172021104
>I want to do a forced-stealth mission
Nah
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>>171993247
>Rockstar intended export missions to be done in groups
I think you mean export but no, that's not true either. 90% of the time the person helping won't have anything to do and having an extra person in your group also unlocks an even more tedious sourcing that everyone hates. They don't even reward associates for helping with sourcings either.
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>>172021110
The irony in this post is astounding.
Also not everyone stresses over intangible video game currency as much as you do, I know that might be hard to understand for you
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>>172021379
time to let it go friendo
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>>172021468
Apply this post to your life
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>>172021254
You only need to do the Humane Labs finale to unlock the Insurgent, so just join one of them.
Alternately, find a gud heist crew.
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>still not added to the crew
SC: drongomongo
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>>172021968
look senpai
no asian trannies,riding penetrator allowed
so,blacklisted
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>>172022278
I'll penetrate you
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>>172021379
>the irony in the post
I think that was intented lad.
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>>172021968
Because you're blacklisted.
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But then
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>>172022337
try me
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>>172022495
I really doubt that.
I thought you said we were letting this go?
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>>172022946
>Just HAS to keep getting the last word in
Stroppy teenager confirmed
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>>172022967
Go 3rd person then
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>>172023381
Still limited to only aiming in front of you. The dukes of death is basically a balanced kuruma
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>>172023307
That's the third time you've projected your own desires into this conversation.
I'm just doing it out of spite
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>reddit spacing
>reddit spacing everywhere
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>>172024412
/gtag/ is essentially a subreddit at this point. Hiroshimoot might as well put upvotes in here.
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where can I find a hacker with a money minigun?
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>>172024561
i found a friendly one that gives money to everyone - add him and message him to invie you to session destriker04
He crashed my game tho so I reported him, but have fun.
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What's the fastest way to makefriends?
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>>172025053
Be attractive and/or interesting.
Or join the dicksword and force your personality until you can claim you have haters.
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>>172025053
start shit in a session full of /gtag/*s
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>>172025053
Be outgoing.
Talk with people.
Don't be obnoxious.
Help others.
Share interests.
Stick by your crewmates if you're in GTAG.
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>>172025594
Sounds pretty hard.
Think I'll just call another Hydra instead.
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Favourite vehicle sourcing mission?
I'll start:
Bomb defusal.
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When are they gonna release Turismo classic?
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>>171990356
>implying having a matte black super for night operating isn't baller as fuck
I mean, IRL it's utter shit. But in the 90s action movie world that is GTAO it's nothing less than extremely appropriate.
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>>172026254
next tuesday
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>>172026196
go to car
shoot guys near car
drive home peacefully
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>>172016846
Why don't you crack the menu and release it.
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>>172026196
The only thing I give a shit about is how easy it is, so:
Pathetically Easy Tier
Parked Without Guards
Car Bomb
Movie Stunt
Easy Tier
Kuruma Tail
Closed Circuit
Arms Dealer
Detective Work
Medium Tier
Cargobob
Mobile Vehicle
Traffic Stop
Crime Scene
Race
Car Meet
Hard Tier
Amateur Thief
FUCK YOU Tier
Photoshoot
Parked With Guards
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>>172027049
traffic stop (when he takes off), race and mobile vehicle are inherently shitty because you HAVE to damage before you even get in it.
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>>172027049
why is photoshoot any different to movie stunt?
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>>172027937
You can't do photoshoot without being chased.
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>>171990356
Remove tracker, blue plate, matte blue primary fuck the secondary, performance upgrades, remove ugly bumpers and spoilers (maybe add clown horn for giggles), wheels get a muscle, done
usually takes 40-60 seconds
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Man, I've really fallen in love with the Windsor Drop lately.
Only sad part is that the interior colour can't be changed.
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>>172012780
That's what he gets for asking for a coffee in the fucking British Empire
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>>172027049
>Parked With Guards
I honestly don't mind that at all, if you don't rush it.
But what I do mind is being chased by Mexicans after killing all of the cunts.
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>>172027049
How does the keycard mission in the house at vinewood lake supposed to go. I've never had the stealth succes I've had at all other locations.
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>>172027049
Add police chase to FUCK YOU tier
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>>172028627
And DUI for the guaranteed 3k no door damage.
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Speedline Miracle Masterpiece is the best song in the whole game
No arguing about it
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>>172028627
If you're not a retard you can get out of there with less than 5k damage. Spend time lining up the shot.
>>172028713
Recently it hasn't been spawning no-door cars. I think it was a glitch.
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Hey guys can I get in the PC Gtag crew please, I'm bored
my SC is Loogie-Boogie
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>>172029920
Banned / Blacklisted.
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>>172029920
you know the drillBLACKLISTED
>>
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>>172029990
say what now
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>>172026196
Stealth, both movie stunt and the arms dealer.
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>>172026196
The one where there's a dude driving it at 10 miles per hour
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>>172030648
only had that one like once. I grabbed the buzzard in my office, and had t land it right in front of the building because the guy was crawling around right there.
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>>172030093
Your honesty will save you.
Pissed off anyone in particular the past month? Step into the gtag confession booth and we'll start sorting this mess out.
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>>172030730
I wouldn't know man, one thing I'm sure of is that I don't particularly remember interacting with anyone having the GTAG tag
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>>172022729
Pretty majestic anon.
Nice work.
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>>172030861
You seem like a nice fellow.
I suppose we could give you the benefit of the doubt
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no one cared who i was until i put on the mask
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>>172031491
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>>171967137
They were brought back fairly recently though.
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>tfw no crew
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i've been playing the game since launch and have just now wondered; why the fuck is there no bowling
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>>172033159
>live in LA
>no surfing
>no skating
>no mallrats anywhere
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>>172033159
Because Rockstar wants you to golf instead, even though it's the most boring "major" sport in existence.
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>>172033159
Because of major backlash from "CAAASSIN YO UWANT TO GO BOWLING!?" and the general meme of GTA4 being a darts/bowling simulator.
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>>172033894
>people crying about happy-go-lucky Roman calling every once in a while.
Niggas don't know shit until they've experienced the scourge that is Long John Timber
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>>172034167
Or even Malc
"I'LL SAY IT AGAIN-"
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>>172034474
Remind me wtf I'm paying my secretary for if she can't answer the fucking phone while i am OBVIOUSLY busy shopping for Oliver Peoples glasses
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>>172034761
>expecting Rockstar to have coherent game design in Grind Theft Auto Online
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>>172034761
right?
dumb bitch picks up the phone for everyone else but who's bugging me.
They could have even added in a joke about annoyed your assistant is that the same 3 people keep calling
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>>172034167
ELLL JAY TEE HERE GUESS WHO I JUST SPOKE TO HMMM....?
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>>172034167
LJT is lester with a voice distorter.
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>>172034474
Yeah.
Yeah you will.
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>>172037048
syndra
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>>172034167
HEY UH *click*
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>>172037114
I deleted it because it was wrong board - but I will buy syndra now anon.
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>>172027049
>Amateur Thief
It's not hard, it's just bullshit. You literally can't steal the car without getting damage. It's never that much. $5k isn't that much, but it's just the point.
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>>172026196
>go to car
>it's parked very close to my office on the way to my garage
>drive it to the garage without anything happening
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>>172027049
>Hard Tier
>Amateur thief
All of the locations have a couple of safe spots you can snipe them from without the cars even driving. Since you're so far away the windshield won't even render so you'll pick up the car with 0 damage as well. Only thing you need to do is clear out the cops and call lester as soon as you get into the car before too many cops show up to shoot at you
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>>172037361
I never get the damage to be past $3000, though. Shoot the thief, shoot the cops a little, get in the car, call Lester.
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>>172039529
You think that makes you better than me?
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>>172039571
he clearly does.
just look at his smug face.
fite him, anon.
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>>172039626
Alright. >>172039529 you pussy ass bitch, tell me what platform you're on. I'd like to fight you for insinuating you're the superior player. Never getting your damage past $3k? Good for you, motherfucker.
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>>172039571
Actually, yes. Git fucking gud.
>>172039626
Here's my obligatory smug anime girl picture.
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>>172039769
Tell me what platform you're on, what your name is and when you are available. I want to punch your bitch ass face. You minimum wage twat.
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>>172039697
I'm on PC, faggot. Fite me.
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>>172039884
I'm not on PC, so this is an issue. Whenever I see a GTAG member in a session, I'm going to punch them because you're a piece of shit. I hope you get at least $6k of damage sometime.
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>>172027049
>go to do my first ever sourcing mission
>karuma tailing
>going fine
>one of the other players on the server literally comes out of nowhere and rams the kuruma at mach 1 instantly killing the driver
>MISSION FAILED
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>>172041012
When I was a dumb kid, I shot the kuruma driver. You're not so bad.
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is duke of death out already?
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>>172041260
yes
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>>172033159
More importantly why is there no fucking pool?
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>>172026196
Any mission that doesn't have infinite spawning AI chasing me. Literally don't care if I have to drive across the entire map as long as there's no faggots spawning in front of me spooking the local wildlife with aimbot bullets.
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>>172031491
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When?
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>Hackers just going around crashing whole sessions at once
Man I sure am glad they fixed people saving police uniforms!
>>
How do you make GTA:O worth playing while not grinding?
All i can think is make the MP world identical to the SP world with the traffic and NPC density and wildlife and whatnot so that there would be more incentive to dick around with cops and slaughter npc's instead of just bullying 1 or 2 shitters.
The problem is that the grind IS the game and i don't even know why im excited to buy a car which im never going to drive because im grinding car imports anyway or flying the buzzard while crate farming,
Makes me wonder what they are gonna do with Red Dead 2's online. What are they gonna have you buy cattle farms and you have to go fetch cows to sell? Import/export horseys?
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>>172044467
what the fuck was their reasoning for removing the police uniform? or was it just no fun allowed?
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>>172045342
Dick around with friends on bikes in the mountains
Play a game of running across the highway while someone shoots in the air
Dumb shit mostly
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>>172026196
picture message one
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POP QUIZ HOTSHOT for the Cargo Bob vehicle mission
Once you get your car hooked onto the cargo bob what do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO?
Fly straight up into the air as high as you can, once the buzzards spawn mash that forward button they will never catch you.
GG EZ
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>>172027049
>FUCK YOU Tier
>Photoshoot
>Parked With Guards
wat cargobob one is worse
inb4 contrarians
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Is just playing deathmatch forever the fastest way to 1000 player kills?
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>>172045763
Unconfirmed rumors of a massive police expansion soon. You work your way up through the police community with ranks.
Rookie for a flat foot beat cop patroling the gang areas stopping liquor store holdups, then patrol in a car with grizzled old partner who dies in the line of duty. Then you get onto the NOOSE team member and you are in the NOOSE van, you also have a mission as a NOOSE helicopter door sniper, then you make rank to detective and solve murders. Then Vice and take down bank robbers. Then you get an offer to join the FIB, finally work your way up there.
Along the way you buy uniforms, new guns and skins, police vehicles and police locations.
No name has been released yet for the expansion but it is very secretive at RockStar for the announcement to time it with the launch of the PS4 Pro support.
They put a lot of Shark Card sales back into the game and think it will dominate for a long lifespan still.
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>>172046253
>car drops off randomly
>lands on its roof
>instantly explodes
gg
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>>172046552
If you don't already have a 1000 player kills you will get shat on by the people who play deathmatch 24/7
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>>172046867
Yeah, but I suck at jetfagging and I want that sweet tattoo.
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>>172046787
they remove cop outfits because "bla-bla,game about criminals,not law enforcement,bla bla"
>>
watching a san andreas speedrun
fucking hell that game was a huge leap forward for the series
then went back to gtaiv eww
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peperoni_playboy here, some guy hacked my account but I got it back
I'm trying to rejoin gtag, my account will appear as "Qucka7" until I cant get R* support to change the name back.
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>>172046787
Retard.
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>>172047937
Nobody hacked your account, you gave it away like a retard because you're a retard that doesn't protect his shit.
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>>172048606
>>
How do you live with yourself?
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>>172045342
Make everything actually truly dynamic than what R* promised, no separate lobbies except for DM/TDM and Racing.
Add in animals and more NPCs to make the world feel not so empty.
Add in more side activities like Yoga, Arcade mini-games, clubs, etc that multiple people can take part in.
Give more fun tools to mess around with like the Ruiner 2000.
Stop removing "bugs/glitches" that are not harmful like being able to go inside the back of a Cargobob or clothing-related for example.
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>>172010794
when the oil runs out the peasants will cook them in there
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>>172046324
Cargobob one is only bad if you are alone. With at least one person it becomes a cake walk
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>>171967137
What about blue plates?
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>>172047410
Yeah, criminals wouldn't break the law and impersonate a cop, right?
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>help guy with exports
>Shitters chasing us
>Sticky bomb him but was too close and blow up too destroying his car
>Immediately disconnect and exit game
I'm scared to log back in.
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>>172052537
something like that
i mean,why would a big CEO(or nasty vicious MC leader) with millions of profits suddenly drop all that and become an undercover cop for 50k tax money?It would only make sense if you become a very dirty cop,start rackets on local meth labs,or do some undercover stuff,plan assassinations,bombings
But nah,J* is too lazy,here's a Hiwank Crapston and some other "retro" cars from previous gta games and everyone's favourites 2x events
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>>172054085
Rip.
So is exporting with the crew the safest way?
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>>172054391
Safest way is to export when you're alone in a session. Easy to do just hold alt and enter though people will start coming back in it after a while.
A lot of shitters will just call their jet as soon as they see a car blip on the map.
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New lowriders when?
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>>172054391
Either crew or solo, just do this, works like a charm.
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>>172054085
>>172054768
>help friend with export
>not really sure what we're doing, just following the blip
>some guy in that car that shoots fucking rockets starts chasing me
>blows me up and the car i was getting for my friend
Man this is dangerous business. How much of a loss is it for the CEO if they lose a car like that? He didn't seem too upset about it.
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>>172056596
100k
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>>172056596
100k tops but really it's just one vehicle. you can source another one in 10 mins.
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>>172056596
about 100k if you got to the part where you customize the car. it's not too bad, it's bad when a jet shitter strafes 4 of your cars.
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>invited to heist
>loading
>already full, want to join a queue?
>no
>loading
>lost connection to session, finding new session
>loading
>unable to find session, returning to GTAV
>select Online from game menu
>loading
>heist invite
>loading
>already full, want to join a queue?
WHY IS THIS GAME SO GOOD I WILLINGLY SUFFER THROUGH THIS SHIT
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>>172039850
>>172039769
you both are fucking idiots
you can easily get 0 damage by using a cargobob
both of you motherfuckers need to gitgud
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>>172014149
Was thinking about this exact same thing a few days ago.
Vinewood hills are a major pain in the ass for this exact same thingeven if the road sides are mirrored in your picture
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Anyone else grown fond of a specific I/E car?
I've personally taken a liking to the PH4R40H. Made my own Osiris to look exactly like it.
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>>172046253
>sonygger propaganda implying that girls like vidya
They really stepped up their bullshit game in late 2016, pundering to poor no gf kids.
>be watchin tv irl
>suddenly ps4 ad
>most games ever! biggest community! nothings more powerful than a ps4!
ffs when will the nippon guberment stop bailing their bankrupt asses out?
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>>172041012
>mission NPC's dying from car accidents
Why the fuck are you lying?
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>>172057195
HAHAHAHA NO
Cargobob is a nice secure way to jack up your repair costs to 30k. That's of course if you're lucky enough to be flying over land when your bob decides to fuck you.
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>>172057417
the 1985 tropos rallye
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What are some must buys if you have spare cash? I have an office, car warehouse, buzzard, jet and some cars. Are any other warstock vehicles worth it? The rocket voltic seems fun but expensive and i cant even unlock the shotaro
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>>172057128
Why are you trying to do heists with randos?
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>>172058246
because muh blacklist
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>>172058206
>i cant even unlock the shotaro
How can you not? I accidentally unlocked it last night after doing ONE (1) deadline mission. It's a garbo looking bike though unless you're a huge tronfag.
Go for something ~FUN~ like the Phantom Wedge or just something that would increase the fun factor for others around you as well as yourself.
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>>172058246
I only have like 1 friend who still actively plays, sadly. Also I'm a fluent english speaking mic user and every time I join a random heist I'm hoping to run into someone else like that.
It's usually just huehua's, slavs, or people who refuse to communicate at all, even type.
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>>172058118
>HAHAHA I CAN'T FLY A HELICOPTER IN A STRAIGHT LINE WHILE A CAR IS DRIVING
kill yourself faggot
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>>172058742
No, you idiot, the great meme of cargobobs dropping your cargo randomly.
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>there are faggots in this thread who think spending 5 minutes to scope out cargobob pickup imports, or fighting of waves of pursuers is a good use of their time
you fuckers must've not graduated high school, honestly
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http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/R*_Crosswalk_Tee
This is actually a rather nice looking shirt.
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I love how I have a full mental bar because these fucking psychopathic chinese won't leave me alone in a freeroam.
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>>172059467
it is if it's a collection car.
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>>172059467
This.
As long as it doesnt drop the car you end up with 5k damage max from the buzzards. Ive sat and watched retarded CEOs fire endless rockets at them, you either spend the same or more ammo doing this unless your a dab hand with sniper rifle. Still a waste of damn time.
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>>172060131
>As long as it doesnt drop the car you end up with 5k damage max from the buzzards.
haha how bad?
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>>172058564
No one plays deadline
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>>172060023
chasing collections isn't worth a continuous stream of Osirises being exported solo.
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>>172046324
Cargobob's easy unless the car gets unhooked, it's the only mission where the enemies don't shoot at the car, and after Special Vehicle Circuit they barely shoot you as well.
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>>172060395
I did yesterday, its actually p fun and I'll do one with you if you need it.
I'm online now. I love Dont Cross the Line too.
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>>172060497
this 2bh
some require 4 people and most don't have all top range cars
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>>171917957
I haven't played in over a year, is it worth coming back?
>>
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>>172061161
Don't know exactly what was or wasn't in the game a year ago. What's the last update you remember?
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I literally have mrbossftw videos on in the background just to annoy reddit
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>>172061376
yachts, are there any people still playing from back then, or will I have to make new friends?
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>>172061770
People come and go but most "core" gtag members are around. Some more often than others.
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What's the fastest way for me to get enough to afford a vehicle warehouse?
I have
>High end apartment
>Office
>Small warehouse
>First heist completed
>A friend willing to help
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>>172061468
autism
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>>172062321
indeed
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>>172062318
shark cards :^)
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>>172061770
shittons got banned, if you're asking about the cesspool that is gtag pc
>>172062318
trade in high end apt for the cheapest house you can get, that brings in bux, and complete all heists; gives you a pretty hefty bonus the first time around.
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>>172023001
is that from today or is that from a few days ago with that kylo_ren_23 faggot?
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>>172061770
GTAG is 4-5 people up in the heirarchy doing nothing but bullying shitters and making sure to be nothing but nice to crew members.
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>>172062820
>heirarchy
What makes one person higher than another?
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>>172063138
Presence and initiative.
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>>172063138
Cocks sucked
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>>172063138
Theres literally a heirarchy in gta crews.
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag/hierarchy
It's ridiculous and the Leutenants will constantly butt in and try to police everything, You can be halfway across the map and you and another crew member could be killing each other for fun ad you will get "ANON WHY ARE YOU KILLING CREW WTF". Shit like that.
I barely play anymore but last few times i was on no one was even playing anymore except the same 4 people.
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>playing with gtag
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>>172063245
not true at all.
There are people who have been here for years that are still muscle.
It's an in crowd.
Pyramid schemes never work.
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>>172057462
playstation is one of the only divisions of SONY that turns a profit lol
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>>172047410
literally a fucking mission in SP where you impersonate 3 cops to commit a crime
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>>172063496
lmao
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>>172061161
Same here, came back like 2 months ago. It's pretty fun, but don't worry about all the new CEO, MC club and VIP business until/unless you have like 1mill+ yet.
Also expect lots of slavs, hues and chinks, no matter what region you're from. Make sure you befriend the still sane people playing.
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>>172063496
>following the rules is policing everything
>someone asking for an explanation is policing
"Don't fck with your crewmates in any way. If you join the crew but don't know said rule? Fck off."
neck yourself you stupid fucking braindead dipshit nigger
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>>172063496
I haven't seen a comm/lieutenant say shit unless someone was complaining about being crew killed. Unless someone complains they just assume it's an accident or as a joke
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>>172065143
>nobody is complaining about whats happening, not even the person who died
"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE YOUR FUN IS MY BUSINESS REEE".
This is why your crew is stagnant as fuck and its 4 people playing religiously just loitering around waiting for a a random to come in so they can mindlessly rpg him for 40 minutes.
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>>172065304
>or as a joke
In that case it should be VERY well set up.
People shouldn't think you can just randomly kill someone in GTAG Crew and go "lol jk" in chat and that makes it okay.
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>5'11"
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>>172050885
>no separate lobbies
LMFAO
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>>172057462
>A company says they have the biggest best everything!
>Wow!
>Very surprising!
If this behavior is bad, then why does doing it for decades land you in the White House?
Get the fuck out libtard.
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>>172058564
>I accidentally unlocked it while doing the one thing you need to do to unlock it
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>>172058564
hueg tronfag here
tron legacy is the only movie i've seen twice in theatres.
love me sum shotaro.
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>>172066194
>tfw no amazon azn gf
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>>172067304
>amazon azn
yeah sure. why make it easy on yourself
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>>172067491
A man can dream
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>>172067296
>tfw marvel flicks and star wars killed tron 3
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>>172067076
I didn't know it was the only way
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>>172063670
>People too autistic to make friends in a game that requires you to work with other people
>Get mad and whine about "circle-jerks" and "inner circles" when people who aren't on the spectrum come in and make friends more easily and get an arbitrary e-promotion before them
Very basic social structures, really joggin my noggin.
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>>172065394
you sound like a ignger
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Let me ask you guys in the PC Crew.
Is it okay to start heists and just mass-send to the crew?
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>>172069685
No one is EVER going to join a heist unless its pacstan finale.
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>alt+f4 will bring up an exit menu at any time
My favorite feature of this game.
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>>172068136
*ginger
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holy fucking shit gtamen is so fucking autstic and pretentious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv-1PYTetd8
yet he still somehow thinks he's less cancerous than datsaintsfan and all the other gta youtubers
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Anyone wanna help out with Series A real quick?
Preferable if you got mics.
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>>172071373
what platform nigger
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>>172071414
PC, I'm in the GTAG crew too.
ID: CiferNull
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>He doesn't have the Initial D soundtrack on the user radio while cruising around in his Ruiner
Explain yourself
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>>172071508
Add me family
SC: "Jorne."
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I am going to plant the bomb at B
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>>172071540
I just have generic synthwave.
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Which is better, the Tyrus or the X80?
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>>172071850
I am going to b the bomb
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>>172070543
How does mrboss manage to teach people how to be a shitter while also teaching them how to suck?
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>>172071853
Me too, and Carly Rae Jepsens Emotion is the perfect mood for GTA V
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>>172071937
Performance? The X80, by far
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>>172062812
A few days ago, I'm still baffled that I got that lucky
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>>172071937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0wpd06NaPQ&t=243s
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>>172063496
I have never seen that happening
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>>172069685
It won't show up as you being from the same crew, so it's unlikely that someone's gonna join
Your best bet is joining sessions and asking people to do Heists
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>>172071850
>>172072109
Hey, that's pretty good. I wonder how it looks on females.
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>>172073309
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=860701570
I use team pants instead
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>>172073607
The best you should be wearing is the dark black one
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>>172071850
>>172072109
Oh, so that's why you were planting bombs on the beach
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>>172062318
>>172062506
>>172062728
nvm a modder came in and fucked with me for 15 minutes before giving me money
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>>172074714
>>172062318
PC GTA in a nutshell
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How do I get this jacket?
>>
is it still possible to get the juggernaut outfit?
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>>172074984
buy a playstation 2
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These new stunt tracks are the worst fucking thing I've ever seen implemented by a developer
I have seen no less than three instances in ONE race where you randomly slam into track geometry, even while driving on perfectly flat stunt pieces, bringing you to a dead halt
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>>172075601
It's annoying because I used to defend the older tracks for being a bit janky but these new ones are too fucking far.
It's even worse when certain tracks are set up in a way that excludes half the class from even completing them.
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>>172075601
>queue for any race
>SLAM CRASH SLAM SCREECH SLAM CRASH CRASH SLAM SLAM SLASH CRASH SMASH CRASH SCREEEECH EEEEEE CRASH SLAM EXPLODE BOOM SLAM CRASH CRASH SLAM BISH BOSH SLAM CRUNCH 16th PLACE
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>>172076440
>narrowly avoid the urge to blow up the entire lobby every time this happens
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>>171959725
>AA vehicle to shit on these faggots
Homing Launcher (walfre rocket launcher) does the job fine.
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>>172077151
Have you ever been in, oh I don't know, any session ever?
The homolauncher does jack shit to Hydras and most helicopters. All it does is make the Hydra fly in circles for a few seconds, at which point you have to attempt to MLG noscope it before it gets out of range or comes back to kill you.
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>>172071540
I have Italo and some old school Eurobeat. It counts.
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>>172075601
>Stunt update
Let's make tubes
And then let's feature an EPIC jump with the tubes on every map but because it's a tube you're probably going to get fucked up for not being perfectly centered
>This update
Let's do it again but with rocket cars
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>>172077104
The racing in GTA is atrocious. If I want to do any racing I'll just boot up rFactor or Assetto Corsa, or Trackmania for stunts.
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accept SC"TheHorsefighter" to pc_gtag crew pls
>>
>I
>I can't wait on no nigga
>You?
>Nigga you a fuck nigga
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>when you end up in bizarro-world LS where the traffic actually tries to avoid hitting you
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>>172079431
Sorry but you're blacklisted for mass crew kill
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>>172080362
Those are some seriously trumped up charges right there. Where is your proof?
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>>172080709
it's the new meme
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>>172080709
>Where is your proof?
The blacklist
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>>172080362
You're blacklisted for blacklisting.
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>>172080865
>.172080865â–¶
>>>172080362
>You're blacklisted for blacklisting.
And round it goes
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SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE YA'LL BLACKLISTED
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>>172079512
>You are now aware that this is 90% of modern black culture.
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Is there a nice crew with competent people to do heists with? I can't stand all the kids with mics that you get with random invites. Just want a good group of people to work and have fun with completing heists and missions.
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>>172082064
No. Either play GTAO with friends or don't play at all.
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>>172082142
Only have one friend that plays GTA sadly. Feel like GTA online demands too much from regular people, I just don't have the free time this game wants me to put in.
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>>172082064
>>172082142
If you know the heists in and out, offer to do the more difficult roles in heists.
Also, try to carry.
Most of the time you don't need a "good group", what you need is a "not fucking up group". If someone dies, tell them to stand in the corner if you can manage the task by yourself.
That's how I farmed my shekels for CEO buildings.
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>>172082561
I haven't started any of the heists because I just know its not going to be possible working with the average random players. But I am a good player I think. I'm level 37 and have done all the missions solo, except the ones that I can't do alone. Every now and then I get lucky and work with another good player, but that's so rare its pretty much impossible to get 3 other good players. there is always someone who just keeps making the dumb mistakes over and over or just tries to troll.
>>
Tfw
https://youtu.be/QkkoHAzjnUs
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a gta 5 modders youtube channel lmao https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaY1Ren2l16R7Us-3IL-bQw
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>>172083356
>tfw I was a junior in HS when this came out
>still playing it senior year of college
fucking fuck.
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Making a video some of you may find useful
Give me the most Cuckstar image you have for the Youtube thumbnail
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>>172048809
>im retarded and can't make real passwords/not give them away to people
>I know, I'll insult other people for pointing out my errors
Man oh man nobody let this retard in.
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>>172086315
>Man oh man nobody let this retard in.
too late, fag.
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>>172075601
>doing great
>some dipshit rams you during a ramp or loop or such
>need to respawn
>lose 5+ places
>>
About to do Ariandel for the first time. Is it good or what?
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If I do Simeon's car collection will he stop emailing them to me?
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Find me someone with a shittier garage than mine.
Protip: You probably could, but you don't have the balls to post your shitty garage, do you?
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>>172089685
>don't steal simeon's cars for pennies
>don't do el messican drug lorde's dumb pvp missions
>they call and bitch at me
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>>172089861
>but you don't have the balls to post your shitty garage
no I don't have the patience/autism to take pictures of 100 cars
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NEVER
EVER
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>>172089861
Being ironically shitty is still being shitty.
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>>172089861
i'm too lazy to post my entire garage, but i am autistic enough to own multiple of the same car just to get different styles so
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>>172090696
Wow that is really shitty. Nice.
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>>172090970
thanks, i still need to work on them because i feel like they're often too similar i like my rice and my mundane cars too
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>>172090336
>tfw you want to show your good friends at /gtag/ your car collection but there's too many to take pictures of
I miss the early days when everyone was posting their quaint little 20 car garage pics and shitting on each other
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>>172091931
If only you could fit multiple cars into one screenshot.
Maybe in the 4D future...
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If anyone would like to garage the Duke o' Death (or other new cars) right now without buying them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9aZcX4ZSY
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>>172092656
>jews jewing jews jewing
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>>172092656
>requires mod menu
dropped
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>>172092656
>menyoo
>fucking awful nigger music
Fuck off retard, I'll just wait a few days for my free one.
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>>172093646
>mfw I use a free menu and can still do this
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>>172090507
No don't remind me.
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>>172093751
>mfw they check for early Dukes this banwave
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>>172095151
>checking for a vehicle that has had data ingame since old gen
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>>172095452
>Thinking it's impossible for them to check if that as of yet unobtainable vehicle is stored in any player garages
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>>172095608
Half the playerbase has records of owning a Duke of Death, it's the most illegitimately garaged thing in the game's history.
>>
> "lololol let's outjew le Cuckstar"
> "First, we buy le menyoo"
> "Then, you insure your cheated car for 77,500 dollary-doos"
> "Congrats, you got a car that was gonna be free anyway a little bit early! You sure outsmarted them!"
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>>172096128
>car that was gonna be free
>if you bought the game twice
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>>172096462
>Because buying a hacked dedgen account and cheat menu is way better than buying a game twice
https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/memetoad/games/gtav/ps3/career/overview/gtaonline
Welp, at least I can report memetoad now.
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>>172096794
They buffed CGS swing speed alongside UGS.
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>>172093646
>menyoo
>nigger
That reminds me, what ever happened to Nigger Menu?
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>>172096917
Thanks m8.
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>>172083143
You get a significant amount of dollarinos for your first time completing the finale, so you better try your luck anyway.
Most setups split the group in 2, for example 2 steal some cars guarded by some enemies, and the other 2 go kill a guy that is guarded.
More than half of setups can be facerolled in an Armored Kuruma, so if one in the group has one parked outside the Heist building, get in there. Don't expect to be invited for further setups from the same leader though, most of them are too retarded or lazy to invite the old one first, instead they mass-invite anyone under the sun.
Just don't be "that guy" that leaves the group the moment someone dies, most are giving their best, even if it's not much in average. (And assuming R* targeted this exact audience for GTAO, you shouldn't expect rocket science regarding skill required.)
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>>172096809
>reporting crew
>reporting crew trying to help other crew
>reporting crew thats just a shell account
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>2017
>just got invited to one of those glitched EPIC WALLRIDE IN THE SKY races from before the stunt creator was officially released
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Are you a bad enough dude to deliver through Hell's kitchen Nightmares?
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>>172099979
>*toggles on vehicle invincibility*
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>>172099979
oi, dont steal my sales invite pitch
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>>172099979
>reposting the same shitty picture showing the destination in the other direction from where a few randos are
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>>172100204
I always use the overpass and drive over the ghetto shitters beneath me committing suicide when they take a single bullet to keep their "K/D" High.
I casually toss my Bean Machine out the window onto the plebs beneath me who are infinity spamming rockets and stickies.
Highways are so choice, I highly recommend the La Puerta vehicle warehouse if you have the means.
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Can you still buy an adder?
I don't see it in legendary motor sports
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>>172074984
Join race.
Hold left on toggle glowing outfit options or whatever it actually is until you get kicked
Save outfit
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>>172100808
>2 car shops online
>"I can't see it in the first one, where can it possibly be?"
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>>172100918
its not in the other one either fuck boi
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>>172101070
consider looking harder before getting sassy
it's at the bottom of legendary motorsport
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rockstar will unnerf the pacstan finale and give me a reason to hold onto my las lagunas apartment, right?
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>>172102378
No.
Buy Shark Cards (tm).
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>want to stealth during missions
>sneaking does nothing
>suppressors do nothing
wow
it's shit
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>>172104320
t. shitter
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>>172104320
stealth is just a scripted event in this game, it's not a gameplay mechanic at all, even the cops know who you are and where you are and will come to shoot buckshots at you in 10 seconds because you stabbed a lonely hiker up in Mount fucking Chilliad.
>>172104464
t. retard
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>>172102378
>unnerf
You mean readd the glitch that shitters exploited?
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>>172107282
>using a car you purchased and accessing an apartment you own is now a shitter exploit
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>>172107406
>Sneaking by mission fail triggers to get into your apartment and bring out the Badmobile.
>Blowing up the bikes that the game has a setup for you to get and instructs you to use.
>And then most of the time, shitters like you would just use a menu to teleport the Kuruma to the boat.
>Not shitter exploits.
Imagine being so bad at the game that you try to justify relying on glitches.
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You're driving Grotti today right?
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>>172107837
>still unironically considering that entering a garage is a glitch
Next you'll say hiding in cover and eating snacks to skip the snack-eating animation is a massive exploit.
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Why didn't you come to the PS4 GTAG Car/Fashion show anon?
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>>172110042
Because I don't hang out in sausage fests
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>>172107837
>bought kuruma
>use it on CEO dumbshit like hostile takeover and headhunter with a bro in the passenger seat so we can just run around and blow some shit up and make money
feels good man
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>>172110042
Do I look like some kind of queer to you?
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>>172095792
>it's the most illegitimately garaged thing in the game's history.
>he wasn't around for the days of storable jets and tanks.
boy let me tell you.
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>>172110201
That is a nice Vacca
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Cute backpacks when?
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When are they dropping a fashion update?
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>>172110724
When you come out of the closet to your parents.
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Ill never get this shirt :(
*Frumps onto the car warehouse bed and stares up at you poutily*
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>>172110536
those were glitches, and clearly obtainable from pegasus or fort zancuto
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>>172113971
Duke of Death is marked as obtainable too since if you tried to do this last patch it wouldn't work. The bug also doesn't work with the new Infernus or Turismo so there's no reason to think saving the vehicle will get you flagged for a ban.
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>>172110262
yes
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>>172110938
>the outfits black hookers wear.
so goddamn hot. I swear i'd switch back to my rank 170 lowbie female character for that.
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Here's a little teaser for the Mansex documentary. It's looking great so far and gonna be out in a few days since it's halfway through.
Teaser with sound >>>/wsg/1610809
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>>172116597
>PS4 /gtag/ creates content
>PC /gtag/ creates safe space sessions
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>>172116631
PC is helping you shit starter. Adonis joined the discord to find help.
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>>172116685
Yeah and he didn't find any. The discord is dead btw, next you should do some fact checking before trying to come at me like some retarded pitbull.
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>>172116597
I'm not so sure about the name, I mean the use of the word memers makes me cringe, but I guess it's ironic so maybe it's okay?
I would have gone with something like grim outlaws or something completely serious to trick the viewer.
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>>172116730
Spew more bullshit
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>>172116796
It's a working title.
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>>172116826
Open your mouth. Drink it until your so fat that you need your mother to clean your disgusting manchild ass.
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CiferNull on PC here. Anybody up for Weed?
Last time I played with someone from here we had a great time. I use a mic if that's okay.
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>>172116921
dude weed lmao
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>>172116863
Keep going ps4tard. I'll be over here enjoying the game the way it's meant to be played.
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>>172116841
It's fucking great quality though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrsFIPrM5Bg
Almost make me want to play TLADjust kidding that is pure fucking shit and was a complete let down
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>>172116989
>the way it's meant to be played.
Except Rockstar is shit at porting games.
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>>172116921
you're not strong enough for weed or what?
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New thread right here, cunts.
>>172117308
>>172117308
>>172117308
>>172117308
>>172117308
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>>172116631
tfw I miss PS4 /gtag/ on PC
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>>172118056
Pls come back, H2.
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>>172119846
it's too late
I must babysit my newfriend friends
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>>172118209
nice gun
too bad it's in cs go so putting it in gta v would attract that heap of cancer
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>>172080362
>>172080709
It's just a new meme to say that to every request.
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The newest bullshit with cargobob missions, cars spawning upside down. Happened twice to me now.
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>>172121014
has the damage gone up?
a sterling gt earlier had a hit in the back and was at 7k
an fmj had been hit by a few bullets 10k
and an 811 lost a door after a bad crash 15k
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