/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

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baby's day out mode when

>player controlled baby spawns at roundstart
>captain has to secure him
>anywhere from 2-5 undercover syndicate agents cooperate to capture him
>baby can resist out of people's grasp/containers and ventcrawl on cooldown timers
>babu gets randomized objectives as the round goes on (e.g. "go to the laundry room," "pet ian," "light somebody's cock on fire"), completing them enhances baby's abilities and strengthens its plot armor for further mischief
>baby must eat regularly or die (to prevent players from locking it in a room for extended periods)
>four minutes before the emergency shuttle docks all agents are notified via pda uplink that a syndicate shuttle will be arriving at one of several random locations at the same time as the emergency shuttle
>if the baby arrives at centcomm, the crew wins
>if the baby arrives aboard the syndie shuttle, the syndicate wins
>if the baby's left on the station or dies, everyone loses (round continues??)

ian's day out mode wonce

you need to make ian go around every department and mark his territory without him being killed. the space wizards, syndicate, lings and everyone else really don't want this because its gross and offends them. its up to the crew to protect ian and get him to each area

3rd for self shilling

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>>171713130
HOW TO DROWN PEOPLE IN TOILET?

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Pictured here is a TRUE and HONEST depiction of the last thread

>>171713218
shut the fuck up

>>171713671
that made me giggle like s chool girl, thanks

>>171713218
The chicken has spoken, gtfo nigger and quit posting this

>OOC: Probe1: I would love to know why the chemist made lube while saying the clown had made it, while force feeding the clown lube, and watching the clown die from a mutagen injection given to him by the virologist.
>OOC: Probe1: Sadly one is permabanned and the other has disconnected.

last round in a nutshell

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>>171713784
>when pomf responds to your shitposting
t-thanks, you too

>>171713887
didnt he say that was from the round before?

>>171714001
Unless an entire round passed between threads, then maybe?
Probe was asking who was lubing the hallways, and I saw the Virologist doing it, so I assumed he was talking about the same round.

>>171714094
>mfw shooting the virologist in the face with a LEGALLY OBTAINED combat shotgun
felt fucking fantastic

>>171714179
were those the same shotguns that I "confiscated" and distributed to the Assistant Stronghold? If so, well done trooper

>>171714286
no I was the vox that ordered shotguns from cargo, then sec came after someone snitched on where I hid them and gave them the manifest and I had to run for a while until I got back and ordered another crate of them

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>>171713723
Fuck you

>>171715124
fuck you dork

What do if my spacebeer bottle breaks as a service borg

>secborgs
>1 hit kill ranged weapon
>that recharges on the go
>Immune to 95℅ of all stuns
>Weapons designed to fight them don't work very well
>Balanced

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>>171715162
Oh yea? I'll kick your ass!

>>171713784
Pond! Dress up like a schoolgirl and give me pictures! PLEASE!

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I was able to get in more drinks but I never grabbed a screenie

>>171715265
Good thing we don't have sec borgs
They sound awful

>>171715298
>Pond
Autocorrect, oopsies. Please do it, Pomf. I included an email address to this post c'mon you'd be a good chicken.

>>171715413
>got in the paincrit HoP
>but neither of the vox

good shit

>>171715463
The thought of pomf crossdressing is destroying my mind, oh GOD. The rest of the email is @gmail.com.

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>>171715606
I cast a spell on you, heathen

>>171715294
not if i kick ur ass first nerd

>>171715757
Too late. Lost it to a trap I met on the internet. I kinda regret it.

>>171715969
sounds like its story time

>>171715981
on >>>/soc/ or >>>/b/ maybe
This is /ss13g/

>>171716173
true

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it's called craigslist
it's not expensive

>>171716173
it's ok, we just had a nuanced and in depth 20 post long chain about race in the last thread
>>171716218
go for it

>>171716256
It's not a story by Pomf you cuck and even then it doesn't excuse the shit last thread either

>>171716357
>doesn't excuse the shit last thread either
did you ahelp it?

sorry, couldn't resist

>>171715981
>meet a bunch of people as a dumb teenager in the early 2010s playing TF2 CS:S and shit
>make really good friends with some people (most of us are still great friends today and are always in a VC together)
>one of them ends up gay like 2 years later
>fast forward to late 2015
>find out he has a massive crush on me
>say "eh, I'm lonely and he's a good friend, why not humor him"
>we actually end up hooking up for about a year
>we meet up and end up fucking
>he tells me he wants to transition and take estrogen
>I tell him to just b himself, but advise against estrogen
>he takes it anyways
>his mental state starts deteriorating, he's not himself anymore
>I end up breaking up with him
We're still friends, but it was just too much for anything beyond that. He wasn't really hurt by it, so all's well that ends well I guess. To make it SS13 related, I got him to play an entire ONE (1) round on YOUR VERY OWN SERVER. I wasn't really able to help him learn much because metagaming etc etc. He punched himself to death by accident and never played again.

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>>171717230
>indulging the "I want to fuck my friends" thing
this'll come back to bite you

>>171717412
Nah, I learned my lesson and we're back to being as good friends as before. Half the reason the relationship didn't work was because it was really that. We just acted like bros that fucked as opposed to a couple.

Can a sec borg taser its way through space?

>>171717660
I think that still works yeah.
Most of our AIs are smart enough to blow you and then telesci the MMI.
If all else fails just disable all your components and alt tab until you hit something.

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>Life falls into shambles
>Leave space for a while
>Come back while things are still going terribly
>End up ruining my sleep schedule from space

What do I do? It's a distraction but I recognize this isnt good.

>>171718105
same
I think the problem is that "just a few games" can last 6-8+ hours

>>171718105
fix your life
yes it is possible

>>171718105
You know what to do already. Nevil did it... get your shit together, we'll be here when you do.

>>171720102
Not him, but what if my life has been in shambles for years and years and I'm an expert at toeing the line between homelessness?

>>171720186
Then you go blog about it in the discord hugbox

>>171720276
:^)

Say there's a wizard going around, and a crew member sets up a trap. The trap will kill the wizard and cause breaches. However, the trap was made purely by moving things on the station to different areas, no grenades or TTVs or anything involved. The wiz dies to the trap and ahelps. What would admins say in this situation?

>>171720458
nothing

there's a risk that paid off, you got your valids, good job

Sell me on /vg/ station's botany. I find /tg/'s botany takes until the end of the round to get anything fun.

>>171720458
What kind of shitty wizard ahelps when he fucking dies?

>>171720556
So it doesn't violate any "don't blow up the station to kill an antag you fucking mong" rules?

>>171720578
breed kudzu and put glass around it so you won't get the ban then wait until some greyshit breaks the glass :^)

>>171720186
Make a big goal, wherever the next step is. If it's a job, degree, whatever. tell yourself you can and will do it, whatever it takes, and then break it down into attainable things you can do everyday.

Put the daily goals on the calendar. Put a checkmark when you do it. You want a checkmark on every day. I know it sounds stupid but it's positive reinforcement. It reinforces that you can get shit done.

Sounds easy on paper, but it's not. Do it if you really dare, or perish.

>>171720458
If no other crew members are injured and it worked they might be fine.

>>171720593
to be completely honest I want to try the welder roadblock thing that one guy did last night but I don't know if he was bwoinked or punished or anything from it and I don't want to learn the hard way

>>171720657
moving welder tanks isn't logged and you aren't breaching the station

there's no downside to not do it.

The only problem it causes is for wizards/people who steal the wizards car, I'd move all the tanks back after killing the wizard though.

>there are wizards that take chariot that drive in crowded hallways in the station
What
Just pick knock if you want all access in the station, use firebird if you intend to be in space a lot.

After speaking to the other admins I have decided this community is better off without you. You're constantly aggressive, you constantly grief and greytide, you are vile to everyone you can get away with being vile to and you're not the kind of player we want around here. This is a mix of a rule 0 and 7 ban and you may appeal in several months

Bill did nothing wrong

>>171715265
>100% countered by a camera

>>171721194
Never had any bad experiences with them to be quite honest

>>171715265
>Can't do anything about people in stuff
>Flashed and you're done
>Obliterated by easily obtained aoe stuns for outrageous times when everyone else is immune or highly resistant
>Killable at any time by something completely out of their control
>Can change their laws to make them do shit for you, blasma everything to cover your shittagging, or to immediately and silently unbolt the AI and leave to space through escape to find the Holy Grail in deep space
>Only have to hit in their vague vicinity with an ion rifle
The only people who bitch about them are unskilled shitters crying that they can't effortlessly murderbone with impunity.

>>171721278
Imagine being the only guy out of all the others who play super bitchy female statics to get banned for it

http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&p=19061#p19061

>>171717660
Yes but 99.99% of the time if you did your jobban enforced duty of fucking listening when I told you to get a gps to my core, a gps on the pad, and get literally anyone to put a cell in the console then I can just blow you, zap you back, and get anyone with hands to put you in the borg frame I printed after roundstart to be back in <3 minutes

>>171720186
>>171718105
You man up and get your shit together instead of making excuses. Handle your shit. you are at the bleeding edge of hundreds of thousands of predecessors who manned up and got their shit together long enough to queef out progeny.

>>171720979
They deserve it for being niggers

>>171721070
It's basically magboots so it's mandatory if you want spells and not get shoved all the time.

>>171721553
Yes, Salamandoo is a fucking idiot, your point?

>>171713130
>join game
>ping is in the red and high as shit
>feels like I've been taken to featuretown every second I play

why

>>171721801
FBI is mining pomfcoins to fund foreign terrorism to instigate civil wars in other countries as part of maintaining a status quo of proxy wars to fuel the military industrial complex.

>>171722045
I suspected as much

>>171720578
Someone post the webm of the polyacid kudzu for this guy

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Time for a classic
http://pastebin.com/Ux2ViRJc
>[18:00:21]ADMIN: PM: Scribnibblers/(Kaname Chidori)->Pseudonym/(borer (709)): real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?
>[18:15:24]ADMIN: PM: Scribnibblers/(Kaname Chidori)->Pseudonym/(borer (709)): do you have anything else cute to say before the round end and i put this on the deadmin forum?

It's always the female statics who act like this

>>171724201
>Admin literally runs to defend Emilia
>Scribnibblers was right
Hmm

>guy what welderbombed gateway wasn't an antag

Can the singulo teleport you? I was fucking around near it and got sent to the ruskie station before I died of rad damage because I'm a dummy

>HOP confiscating pizza

hitler pls go

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>spend the entire round excising cadavers because the one borg I managed the whole time is functionally retarded and never asked for upgrades, the one miner was efficient, and the sec boys were happy with the gygax (maybe)
>manage a freezer and a half of organs
>roboticist that joins in near the end even brings me a couple bodies
>Even managed to get them onto the shuttle without greys stealing them just to be dicks
Gr8 round

>abearirl job ban section

What did that madman do?

>>171726137
killed a waifu

Super fun HoS round, got to be a hardass, arrest perps, let them go, shoot guys, chase guys, boss around officers, and call the shuttle.
You know, big boy stuff.

>>171726320
>Build you a gygax
>you leave without a word while I die of rads
>tell you to come back to unlock your tazer and laser
>'gotta make an arrest'
>leaves on foot instead of using the walking deathtank with a built in cage

Otherwise surprisingly competent Hoss, would give protection of station to again

>>171726019
He welderbombed the alien queen and got a gateway tile. Is that bannable?

>>171726137
kingston

>>171726696
Since when do the admins care about anything besides their egos? :^)

>>171726640
The HoP was bitching at me over Command that the guy would get away if I hadn't gotten there, so I was rushed. And then I never came back and got the gygax so there's that. Made me sad.

Anyone here still play Lifeweb?

>Have the same first name as Pomf and Pain
Is this enough to form my own metaclub?

>>171727451
>playing rapeweb

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alright /vg/, ive snorted a ton of coke, still have more, and I'm about to play ss13. What job should I be?

>>171724201
>ban reason has a link to a 4chan post that probably 404'd months ago
For what purpose?

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>>171731520
>Not using an archive

>>171731774
So what exactly happened there?

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>>171732035
ay Sawbones, did you at least smirk a little when you wrote this?

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/vg/ League 8 sign ups are starting next month.

We're going to unfuck our lineups and get a better strategy. We'll be voting on our lineup and if we're going to keep the old one or not.

It's /ouryear/


https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//ss13g/

>>171732071
I'm not sawbones, I don't know why you think I am.

>>171732224
what the fuck are you talking about?

>.info
>implying I'm clicking that

>>171732272
I clicked your post for a quick reply without having to scroll, disregard it

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>>171732281
You're a big baby

>>171732406
>DONT TELL CHASE
Can we swap him out
the name relates to waifufaggotry and we agreed none of that in the cup

>>171732498
The name draw was done in a rush, of what voting we did have DONT TELL CHASE was voted in.

>>171732224
>>171732406
>Pomf (C)
>Clown (as Captain)
hehehehe

Get ZAS on the main roster, he's really strong right now. We might also need antag datums on the team

>>171726696
Yes because the zas generally goes on to kill 4+ people

Did he actually accomplish anything with it even? The queen has to be adjacent to the tank when it blows to only do 60 damage to a 300 health xenomorph while also fucking healing on weeds. It's pointless. At last use a blast cannon.

>>171713218
What's the rules for /vg/ again. If we brigade together can this be banned for being off topic so we don't have to hear about baby's day out anymore.

>>171732406
surprised 'greytide' or something of that sort isn't in
GREY PRIDE STATION WIDE might be a good one

maybe

>>171733196
I've never once read the whole thing. I don't personally think it's that much of an issue, to be honest.

>>171733310
It's in our emblem and colour scheme, so there's that at least. I say we need Lisa as assistant manager though.

>>171733506
On that topic we need a new emblem.
It's a hold-over from Shiggy's time as manager.

I really wish admins would just fuck off and only handle bans and rule shit behind the scenes.

>>171734832
but then we can't do phun gimmyx
stop being so indignant and ungrateful you fucking shitter GOSH

>>171734832
>Strive to be as transparent as possible
>People complain about it
>Handle admin stuff ""behind the scenes""
>People complain about it
There is no winning with you people, but in this you are in the minority.

>>171735082
>complaining about transparency
Wait, when'd we do that?

>>171735108
>I really wish admins would just fuck off and only handle bans and rule shit behind the scenes.
Am I misinterpreting the message? Because it sounds an awful lot like complaining that "bans and rule shit" are not handled behind the scenes

Today is the day I tell my husbando my true feelings. Any tips?

>>171735194
>>171735082
No I just meant i'm sick of admins pressing buttons and shitting up the round.

I don't care how bans and rule shit are handled, so long as that's all they do.

Stop fucking pressing buttons.

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>one crew member on the station
>it's a Mime
>Mime is AI's target
I didn't know that could happen. Lowpop is weird.

>>171735763
For the most part I agree, but it remains that a lot of people don't.

>>171735540
just make sure I am your husbando and we are all good

>>171720556
Lies. Breaches doesnt matter only if your kill ends up round

>>171720979
>moving welder tanks isn't logged
Doesn't exactly inspire confidence. If what you're doing relies on it not being logged, you probably shouldn't do it. If it turns out to be bad and it turns out you're lying to the admin, that's a much worse ban.

>>171736434
>DON'T BREATHE
>JUST BECAUSE THE CO2 ISN'T LOGGED DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD DO IT

we had twice as many people online this time yesterday

whats habben

>>171736506
>hyperbole
It's not an irrelevant side thing. His argument to doing it is that it's not logged.

>>171736554
MY argument was that it's not directly breaching the station/causing harm/fucking up the round. It's set to kill the wizard.

I was encouraging them to do it because it wasn't logged, so what's the downside? There is no downside.

If I stole a contraband item and killed myself with it, should someone else be held accountable for my ignorance? no.

>>171736647
And I'm telling YOU that whether it's logged should not ever factor into whether you should do it. Whether something is logged is only ever relevant if doing it is against the rurus and then it shouldn't matter if it's logged or not because you shouldn't do it.
Besides, all the other fueltanks will still have fingerprints.

>>171735540
Invite him to an erp serb and make him a pack lunch for when he arrives!

>>171736434
The guy with the wizcar shouldn't be acting like an antagonist then

>>171736540
Med/high pop is shit which gets peopel to fuck off

>>171736791
There are times when you must make a decision and having knowledge of what is and isn't logged will play a part in that decision.

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would you?

>>171737021
Those times are when you don't want the admins knowing you're doing it.
I'm telling you that it's flawed and will just get you in more shit

>>171737047
is it a pretty vox?

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>>171737047

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>>171738554
would you?

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>tfw no qt tsun waifu
I miss Dana

>>171732696
>>171732224
METACLUB should be one but I agree with ZAS

>>171739873
>tfw mechs can't fly in space or transform
feels bad man

My autism project for the month will be fixing the rust guide

pet sounds is the best and only good beach boys album
salamandoo can suck my left nut for even liking surfer girl

Can i use emoticons and stuff like "lol" and "omg" in PDA messages?

>>171740208
I thought about making a new mech that is slow on turfs, but fast in space.
But the space mech niche is already filled by the xenoarch mech, I don't think we should have multiple mechs with the same gimmicks.

What advantage could transforming possibly confer?

>>171740773
PDA messages are like texting, anything goesexcept ERP

>>171740773
Yes.

>>171740809
Benefit of transforming could be access to a built in weapon and mobility in space at expense to lack of other options, time transforming, fragility of the mech as a whole, and material cost in general making the damn thing.

Perhaps it could require NT Tech to print the boards for it and parts at the robolathe? So you'd not only need to sync with R&D for normal things, but for the NT crap too.

>>171740809
How about interlocking mechs

>>171740809
Additional slots for power cells for a cumulative system
Reduced EMP damage and cell drain or immunity and able to generate an emp
Additional slots or restricted slots for quality of life modules, jail cell+taser+cuffs, or armor modules
Flamethrower module that works from a canister(s) at last for a useful flamer
Grenade launcher that I can load with any chem grenade/large chem grenade/ex grenade//flashbang/smoke/classic emp
Module that lets you load in a blast cannon to fire then eject
Special functions like we see with the others
Armor values, health values, punch values, movement speed, sight radius, night vision thermals etc
We can interact with shit now so you could add a rocket punch
Executioner sword plus riot shield
Shield module in general
Jump jets
Cyborg pointer so you can interface with electronics.
Examine functionality without shooting people in the face doing it


One mech we could really go for is an exosuit frame that can be jerry-rigged out of security gear to give officers minor protection. I just need something to get into during spider/miner fever/lube apocalypse that isn't wrangle tards to get secways+keys or steal the already stolen janicart.

>>171740882
>>171740809
Could be just a mobility transformation. getting from one end of the station to the other is ass in slower mechs and gygax sanic means you have to run repair bot. A transform would let you travel without fucking your cell nor be able to sanic murder.

>>171737182
>in more shit

But I've followed this rule of thumb and never been in any shit

>>171741315
How about Bits? That is, remote drones like the ones that sometimes show up as random events, that can follow you around and sometimes shoot weak lasers, and need to dock with the mech after awhile to recharge.

>>171741640
Sure. The AI may cause lag though

>>171740691
But anon, the month is almost over

>>171742227
Next month then

>>171741596
If nobody reports it anyway, there's been no reason to worry about whether it's logged

>75% of bans are welder tank related

I'm not saying they should be removed, but we should remove them.

>>171742789
>we need to casualize the game more and more to hold people's hands
It is VERY simple to understand that blowing up a welding tank is a no-go as a nonantag

>>171742789
>>171743172
the amount of people who have been banned for blowing up a welder tank in an accident isn't zero but it's pretty close.

its shitter bait. and if we made it more durable people would just find a new way to shit it up.

>>171742789
honestly leaving these mechanics in allows for us to identify shitters quickly and remove them

some servers outrightly remove it, but putting a bunch of safety stuff into the game removes the feel off ss13 for me, like accidentally detonating a bomb or releasing the slimes because you left a door open

>>171743345
yeah, this

>>171743438
also I ran his ckey because
>Unrepentant. 25 rounds matched.
and his first account is from 2013. I messaged Arch over it and if he doesn't look into it I'll go through every single connection he's made to find if he's up to no good hiding previous bans.

>>171742789
>75%
[citation needed]

Where are the multitools in Deff and Meta?

>>171742789
Then let's remove lube as well.

Soda cans too, because IEDs are easy to make.

>>171744128
>IEDs
>Ever killing anyone unless you ignite it and hold it in your hand

>>171744061
In science, cargo, and engineering. If you want to know their maint locations, there are minimaps and renders in the OP of all stations

>its an emilia antagonizes more than the antags episode

>>171740770
I wouldn't call it the only good one, but it is without a doubt the best. When I did the name it just happened to be the song I was listening too. Most of my favorites come from pet sounds, minus Fun Fun Fun (objectively best song)

>>171744198
You can't look into closed crates on the maps

>>171744381
Not all multitools are hidden, there is one just right of the mommi nest on deff.

>>171744269
You talking about the recent round at escape wing when the captain, being the only thing resembling sec on the station, tased and went for the obvious antag, and emilia dragged them away and helped them up, and generally got in the way because "HE SAVED ME EARLIER, HE CANT BE ANTAG"?

Pretty fucking hilarious, the antag then went twohanded fireaxe on the captain, and that would have been the end of it if someone else hadn't stepped in.

I dunno if it deserves a ban, but since we didn't have the pop for emilia to be apprehended and beaten nearly to death for interfering, I sure would like to see something to discourage this kind of shittery.

>>171745913
but did you
a h e l p
it

>>171742789
i dunno i blew up one as a mommi once because i forgot to turn the welder off and the worst i got is mocked by an admin which i kinda had coming because its a really stupid way to die

>Mechanic scans phazon
>Doesn't just law 2 a borg to do it and switch his powercell
for what purpose. engyborg is objectively superior to mechanic for this purpose

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>>171746979
>feeding poly
Even worse than being a fucking furry.

If you play CE and don't throw that fucker out an airlock at the first opportunity you should re-evaluate your life.

>nuke op is unrobust
>lore says he is the syndicate's finest
>ban him for Ock Ick

>>171746979
I bet their character description includes a dick

>>171732406
Remember we lost hard last year because we didn't meme hard enough.

>>171747648
Most likely.
You can't call yourself a fur unless you're a herm.
It's an unspoken rule.

>Probe had to deadmin a prayermin after 4 days

It's time to replace them with the best option of the applicants. Promote to prayermin the player with ckey Strawberrytan

As Intigracy shoved on, licks of plasma grew outta your twat and burned through your thighs. That was the cervix being smashed outta the way with such violence that electrons were being torn loose from atoms.

Probe at it again
https://github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14407
Deadmin him when?

admin coop when

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>>171748498

>>171732224
Suggesting Poutine Golem given it's our newest meme addition thing. (unless I've missed something)

>>171748498
never fag. green slimes are the only thing xenobio makes that isn't outclassed by a borg once they scan/stick it in a dropper>bottle/shaker>container. and even that's only if they can't just synth green slime syrum

moshi moshi pomf desu

>>171748965
>>171748965
https://a.pomf.cat/sfcpqo.ogg

>>171748965
Pomf how about you deadmin yourself and let somebody decent host the server you little b

>>171748965
pomf-chan sugoi!

>>171749104
go away

>>171748965
Please don't
We're so done with all of the bullshit you brought the last two threads
Just go do something else today

sketch a shuttle and I'll map it

>>171749175
in b4 DickStation

>>171748112
Admin RFultra!

>>171749154
No. What does pomf actually do for the server?

>doesn't code
>doesn't care or even know about the admins
>doesn't play
>doesn't pay attention to forums
>doesn't pay for it (patreon does and he pockets the change)

All he does is show up to the thread to collect (You)'s from newfags that don't realize how little he does and think he's a god.

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>>171749220
too late we did that last time

>>171748956
Botany can also make mutation toxin plants with exotic seeds.

>>171749308
>coding a way to hard restart the server in case of memory leaks this week
>he had a lot of input on prayemins
>he doesn't play but neither do half of the coders and you're ok when they add your feature
>the forums only exist for admin apps and ban appeals
>patreon is actually $20 shy of the server cost for the main server and then theres the test server

Xenoarch is fun.
>weapons that can be as good or better than cap laser are abundant
>almost guaranteed all access every round
>large artifacts spice things up every now and then

>>171749464
>xenoarcheology is being enjoyed
what timeline is this

>>171749464
>weapons as good as the cap laser
Tell me you're joking. 95% of the lasers you find on the roid literally do no damage.
>all access every round
Fucking what?

>>171749423
>should be expected of the host to fix a major issue of the server
>one prayermin got deadminned after 4 days, trusting the input of somebody detached from the server didn't work out well
>I hate all coders
>and he doesn't know the new admins, doesn't keep up with bans
>nexis hosts the test server and the main server costs 140 unless it recently went up in price. 140 is also a horrible deal considering he promised a second server at 100 bucks

>>171749167
go away velard

>>171749609
Masks are common as fuck. If you're smart, you can turn a blank mask into an all-access ID easily.

>>171749423
Last thread pomf said that he had no input at all with the prayermins and didn't want any because he felt he was out of touch with the players
What are you smoking?

>>171749687
>breaking into places is all access
Alright bud

>>171749665
Not them Probe//2HotDogs/Sarca

>>171749779
Are you stupid?

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>>171749705
I adminned the two prayermins so I feel like I'm qualified to say who I listened to when I adminned them.

>>171724201
>>[18:00:21]ADMIN: PM: Scribnibblers/(Kaname Chidori)->Pseudonym/(borer (709)): real talk: did I just vagblast your waifu with a harm baton and she paged you 911 and you logged on is this whats happening here?
I remember this thread and dying laughing.

>>171749834
And one fucked up after 4 days. Are you qualified to do anything but shitpost probe?

>>171749824
Then explain to me how a mask gives you an all-access ID

>>171749104
What does Pomf not do that you wishes he did? He's the host. He hosts. When shit is super fucked up and it needs the host to fix it, he does that.

>>171749868
He's qualified to make us VG because "the thread is just shitposters!!!"

>>171749834
I don't think you are qualified. You've never been right about who listened to you before, such as during the cyborg scream PR, Peacekeepers etc
Of all the admins, you exagerate the most when it comes to what other people think of what you're doing every time. It's a joke at this point.

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>>171749175
Blue = command
Red = security
Green = medbay
Yellow = storage
Purple = carp filled fish tank

>>171749868
well I spend my time more effectively than conspiring that the admin who posts in the thread the most is also secretly trying to make us Reddit or something so yeah. I feel like I'm qualified.

>>171749687
>If you're smart, you can turn a blank mask into an all-access ID easily.
what

>>171749167
Not my fault Velard is a salty manchild with an inferiority complex that forces him to shitpost.
>>171749098
Oh no
>>171749919
P much this

>>171749989
Misreply? What the fuck are you taking about?

>>171749989
Get that paranoia checked or I'll have to perma ban you for your own mental health

>>171749927
>call the thread shitposters
>shitpost yourself
What did probe mean?
>>171749989
Will you admit your shitposting ways?

>>171750038
IF YOU'RE SMART, YOU CAN TURN A BLANK MASK INTO AN ALL-ACCESS ID EASILY.

>>171749989
>I post in the thread the most I am best admin

t. Probe 'We don't need the thread, delete it forever' 1

>>171749902
>>171750038
your person keeps whatever is on them when they go into animal form

blank masks work by putting skin of the animal you want to turn into on them

use ur brain

>>171750048
Pot calling the kettle black etc etc

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>>171750048
pomf you're a good host and all but you've been derailing the threads hardcore. Pls stop and at least talk about spess. You're already tripfagging just go to the discord or forum if you want to talk about your feelings or lack thereof.

>>171750220
it's been handled in discord

>>171750283
Turn into Ian, wait for the HoP to carry you into his office, kill him, take his all access ID. EZ,

>>171750178
HOW THOUGH

>>171750368
I DON'T KNOW

>>171750414
you are HUGE

that must mean you have HUGE TENDIES

I preferred when pomf never came to the thread instead of attention whoring

>>171750609
same

>>171750283
So you're breaking into places as an animal for an ID? That's not all access that's theft, stupid.

>>171750368
>>171750408
YOU'RE NOT SMART
OH NO

what are the chances admins will remove the bomb cap in exchange for all my telecrystals if I tell them I have a backpack full of 20 devs and I want to start a wild ride?

>>171750414
pomf is a swole chicken

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>>171750283
Guess it's time to watch out for the scientist tide.
Shoot to kill all scientists near the bridge, because they'll just try to nigger in as an animal.

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>>171749962
>24x36

>>171750707
I don't know if they can. But that wouldn't be enough. perhaps if you had the gooncode, got to the wish machine, and had all those bombs all the while doing it under station time 14:00.
Then maybe

>>171750707
Depends on the admin. Might wanna try sacrificing more than that to sway them

>>171750845
>I don't know if they can
Admins removing the bombcap in exchase for all a tator tot's TCs is a thing. I don't think it happens very much though, since most traitors don't go for the plasma bombing meme.

>>171750668
>Getting all access isn't all access
nice

>>171750832
Sorry it wasn't 32x32

>>171750818
>implying you'll be able to detect something running through the vents

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>>171750609
Never meet your heros

Did Velard "Butthurt Nigger" Amakar came back and had a spat with Pomf "The Manchild" Chicken again? Holy shit how come I missed that.

>>171750818
>not changing into Poly and squawking on the radio

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>>171750818
>miner with a goliath mask trying to fight off a group of xenos
>shoot him and he reverts to tell me that's he's trying to to help
>he starts to get swarmed by xenos
>shoot the goliath dead because it's just a fucking monster
>no bwoinks

The time of scientist valids is upon us. Kill all masks.

>>171751117
Why are you asking when the OP links to the last thread, and that thread before that?
Oh for the drama and (you)

Pomf steps down as host and lets you pick the new host, headmin and head coder

who do you choose?

>>171751368
>new host
Igor
>headmin
Igor
>head coder
Grichka

>>171751368
Sawbones
Nevill
Harse

>>171751368
Can we still keep Pomf as an Icecreamin?

>>171751162
Oh I'm so sad right now. I'd dox the nigger and make him regret every time he sperged out on this server. Hopefully I won't miss the next chance.

>>171751480
Harse can barely code new hair

>>171751368
>host
Eh, don't care as much about that one
>headmin
Pain
>coder
PJB

>>171751528
>implying you need to be able to code when you're just picking what 'controversial' PR gets merged or not

>>171751480
>letting harse anywhere near your code
your post made me want to vomit

>>171751483
Pomf sure turna me creamin ;)

>>171751093
>99.4% subhuman
sad

>>171751859
Many sutch cases!

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>>171751859
very sad!

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TG host is a nordic european!

/vg/ host is an autistic native-american and a manlet.

>Scientist tide
>not 1000x worse than grey tide
They can build mechs, get guns with ease, build enough plasma bombs to fuck the station within 10 minutes of round start, unleash xeno/monster/slime plagues, and even build their own AI upload to mess with laws.

Friendly reminder that if you don't have at least one security officer stationed in science at all times to prevent the science tide, you are a garbage HoS.

>>171752139
Jesus his eyes are seeking refuge from his skull

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>>171752139
>MRA cuck
>Balding manlet
>Autism beard
truly tg surpasses us in every regard

>>171752139
WHAT IS THIS CREATURE

>>171752139
5'10 is king of manlets, sir please correct yourself

>>171751143
Why would he revert to tell you?
If you kill them they revert to human and it gives them more leverage over you in ahelps.

>>171730957
I don't get what's so funny about this. It's a roleplay server so obviously people are gonna try to communicate with you and make mundane small talk in a manner realistic to the rules of the in-game universe. It sounds like the OP was just autistic.

>>171752139
if he worked out and didnt slick his hair back to make it obvious he was balding he wouldnt be so bad.

beards with people who aren't /fit/ are revolting

also friendly reminder that getting /fit/ can improve your facial aesthetics unless you're oblivion tier hopeless.

>>171751143
>shoot it "dead"
>takes of mask and tells you to stop being retarded
I'm certain you've never seen a mask in action

>>171752693
It's a fish out of water experience for that poster you sperg. Funny because he's not used to it

>not having a security officer following xeno-archeologists at all times to immediately confiscate any contraband they may find

>>171752693
Because of how the guy is blundering and has to chug down a large amount of alcohol to empty the glasses

>>171752881
>Security
>Any right to xenoarch toys
If anything RD should be the one to steal them

>>171752881
>contraband
haha nice try, it's my job to work with artifacts and experiment with them, not yours

>>171752881
>Having one of your two officers spend two hours following a nerd around on a rock digging up nerd rocks, then dying to an on touch DNA scramble/irradiate

>>171748956
Food grenades are great for throwing them at security and watching everyone run away
>Outclassed by borgs
Lmao everything but medbay is outclassed by borgs

>>171752881
Here, Sec. Have this Xeno cloning pod I just unearthed.
Enjoy.

>throw a nutriment grenade at a group of waifus
>watch with glee as they all get THICC

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>>171752693

>>171753191
That's not how it works, ijhg

>>171753191
If you were to do that and everyone got so fat all their clothes blew off would you get bwoinked?

>>171752956
>>171752993
Nice try scientist scum, but you don't have a permit for any type of firearm or weaponry. Give them to security immediately after finding them or get brigged for having contraband.
>>171753038
>letting criminals get away with their heinous crimes because you're too lazy to enforce SPACE LAW

>>171753360
*zips away on the roid* come and get me

>>171753360
Hi Hitler

>>171753360
I never said anything about having firearms or weaponry.
Firearms and weaponry are not even in the list of fun things you can find through xenoarch.

>>171753360
Unwrench the outpost shuttle console, send it back on the shuttle to the main station. The roid is now perma+

>>171753191
>>171753327
would be hilarious if it did though

I want Duny and Busta to merge together and come back stronger to force muh hardcores on everyone to purge all the casuals and start anew.

>>171753360
Is this on par with an HoP or Quartermaster demanding stamped paperwork for absolutely anything?

>>171753721
>Duny+Busta
Dusta when?

>>171753721
Busta was muh hardcores

Duny was just malicious bullshit

>Duny, your map doesn't have a supermatter bluespace portal beacon on it
>Oh, yeah? Gonna stick it on the solars where nobody can find it
>Meanwhile the command report is hardcoded to say the research outpost

Fuck you duny

>>171753846
Nothing funnier than watching someone completely breaking down and getting mad over stamps

>>171753895
>it's Duny's fault the guy who made the command report was too lazy to make it search for the actual area it's in
Hell the thing didn't even have a proper sprite for ages.
Duny didn't just make Defficiency by the way, he was also really anal about casuals ruining everything. I guess Busta was so anal about it everyone else who wanted muh hardcores just pales in comparison.

>>171754116
Deff is too big a stain on anyone's record for anything else to be remembered.

>>171754116
>It's Duny's fault the guy who made the command report was too lazy to make it search for the actual area it's in

Duny was told that some of maintenance isn't radproof, and there's no way to know if it isn't radproof

So he stuck random radiation signs around, you don't know if these mean the place is rad resistant or otherwise

>>171754418
Don't forget they were also put under tables for extra memery.

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[acid-proof x]

>>171754418
What does that have to do with the supermatter portal? Duny only mapped, he doesn't know how to properly code. You can't fix radiated areas not going disco if you can't code for shit. You also can't fix the supermatter command report, which is an easy fix for a proper coder. What Duny sees as maint is separated from the rest with the meme white stripes on the floor. Just follow that. A lot of what people, not just Duny, are blamed for is caused by the terrible pre-existing code base.
Enforced coding standards when?

>>171755180
Fuck you duny

>>171750707
In most cases they'll remove it for you, but if you pull it off they most likely won't do it again for a while.

tfw got a note saying I've had my uncapped bombing meme round and admins are not to do it again

>>171755983
You forgot to say your bombs were noted as a dud, too

>>171756125
>"fuck it's a dud"
>every welder tank on station explodes before turf processing catches up

>>171755983
>ask to uncap my bombs
>only pull an 8dev out
my biggest shame. I thought I had it down for at least a 10.

>>171755983
>>171756125
>>171756397
>not getting AT LEAST 20 dev bombs
>not testing one to make sure your mix is perfect
You dont need that many bombs when its 20 dev anyways. You could probably destroy the station with 3.

>>171756686
>Probably
3 20devs covers four times the area of 6 7devs.

>>171756686
3 is usually the magic number, at strategic positions round station.
It starts becoming difficult to mass produce more than 4 22+ devs anyway, depending on your method.

Mind reinforced walls gimp explosions so you gotta have decentish placement else a quarter of the station might """"""survive"""""".

Also if you've based your getaway/plans on the 18 second~ grace period while it explodes ie https://youtu.be/_-4gneDWM6s apparently the new MC has sped it up a shit ton.

>when HoP metagrudges you because you killed him previous round when you were antag

>>171750368
ventcrawl

>>171756939
It's easy to make 6 20devs once you have the canisters set up, my only issue is super cooling oxygen in space and getting the perfect temperature, I'm not sure how to go above 20 to hit 22 so I'm not sure how your method would be different.

Wow, chemistry is a lot of fun

If I'm going for speed the volumes of gases involved get very small, so it's easy to run out for the super cooled gases.

It also starts getting to stupidly low temps.

I want to be anally fucked in the dorms

TG borgs should get an altered asimov that replaces 'human' with whatever activated them

>>171758038
Meant to quote.
>>171757851

>>171756968
You mean Landon? Why did he go braindead that round, and why did he hate you so much? (I'm assuming you're Bruce or whatever, the station engineer.)

>>171758146
same

>>171749464
Small fun:
>Cursed dice
>Soul stone
>Morphing masks
>Hug borgs
>Smart Guns
>Endless reagent containers

Large fun:
>Cloning pods
>Replicators
>Time stopping/healer artifacts
>Hover pod
>Stone mask/ling vial/syndi beacon

What a time to be alive

>>171758148
Birdcucks on suicide watch

>>171724201
[17:36:45]ADMIN: PM: Scribnibblers/(Kaname Chidori)->Pseudonym/(Elliot Clark): why play the game if I cant nut shot a valid

Such a good quote

>>171758597
yea it was because in deadchat i saw a tg bot say its okay to kill hachi then stunning hachi when it fought back v the human that made me think this, since im pretty sure it was a bird who activated them anyways

roundstart adamantium golems/xenobiology being fun enough im not one of the only people who ever do it wonce? i want to be a beefy slave

>>171724201
waifus ahelping are cancer

>>171759579
Birds that want to remove racism are no better than furries.

>>171759579
Are you telling me that when it was activated it just decided to kill their activator for no reason other than being a vox? And nobody ahelped?

>>171759779
Friendly reminder to ahelp E V E R Y T H I N G
That way, it gets "looked into" and "handled in the Discord"

>>171743546
My first account is from 2010 and you may suck a dick, garbagemin. No wonder everyone is migrating to tgstation

>>171759579
>>171759779
You can't be serious

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>>171760389
>being spergy enough to meme imaginary server numbers war

>>171758504
>Stone mask/ling vial/syndi beacon
You will literally never mind one.

1:1000 chance.

>>171759726
>golems assigned masters at roundstart by the HoP
Would be fun. I would imagine shit like golems being assigned to the AI would happen sometimes, where they'd wear cardborg helmets and get binary encryption keys from Centcomm.

Either that or they'd get a buff to make them space proof by default and they'd be roid denizens, and it'd be up to the miners to catch and distribute them to serve the station. Maybe they could dig/mine with their big dumb stone hands and build stupid little huts as well.

>>171760705
still not zero

>>171760705
One guy found the mask.

>>171759779
no a guy was attacking hachi with a katana, hachi somehow got it off him and started hitting him back then the tg bot stunned hachi because human harm.
the tg bot literally just followed its rules its just unfortunate the bots largely activated by vox (since xenoarchs seem to be vox a lot) are by default racist against them
i dont think the bot actually harmed anyone during the round at all. im not sure if tg bots actually have anything harmful. they just have a flash like every bot for some reason (why does every single bot have a flash?)

>>171760612
Nah I wish vgstation wouldn't die, but it has undoubtedly some of the worst admits on staff.

>>171760705
> try out xenoarch to see what it's like
> find a paralysis pen in my first digsite
> two seconds later, get autotatored and assume it was from the pen
I thought that xenoarchs could easily become antags just by finding antag items and wondered why more people didn't sign up as them more often

What's the oldest thing in the code? We know the oldest sprite is the bed sprite, but does that mean that bed related code is the oldest? Or is it some Exadv1 shit from 2003

>>171760705
I've seen a xenobio with it before. He offered to let me use it but I refused since I'm not very robust

>>171760881
Their eyes are the flashes. And the post I read mislead me and so I thought that the one becoming the bot said in deadchat that it is okay to kill hachi and then they become the bot and do it.
>>171760950
The paralysis pen isn't the antag item, it's refillable and examinable unlike the traitor one which makes it superior.

>>171760708
>More roid inhabitants
I like that. Also, traders could actually have reliable slaves to sell, instead of those disobedient Dionae. Someone code it.

>>171761335
no that's dumb

>>171761420
y

>>171760708
id say they could even just be a xenoarch thing and work like positronics but xenoarch is already way too strong compared to every other job in the game, being the only luck based job that feels like it has any payoff an engiborg doesn't immediately outclass it in