/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

>>171627753
First for gassing vox, they're pox.

second for FUN

How get human bf
Vox is very good friend yes

4th for roastin skelingtons like beef wellington

>>171627753
5th for deadmin arch when?

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post MEMES

>>171627903
But I like them!

8th for waifus

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>>171627849
>Be vox trader
>spend round trying to get nice shit
>come to station with nice shit
>refuse credits, trade only
>only person who wants something from me has nothing I value
>tell them to marry me
>they accept

>>171628541
you were tricked by a filthy vox chaser

>>171628541
Cute.
Did they come live on the outpost or did you start to live on the station

Daily reminder secs purpose is to be beaten by the rest of the station for abusing it's ability to have tasers and stun-prods round start

How do I tell a husbando that I like them? What if they don't like me back?

>>171628647
Hey.
HEY!
HEEEEEEEEEEY!
We prefer to be called "bird watchers," not Vox/Pox chasers.

>Last time playing roboticist
>bint i don't remember the name of ~'ing it up over comms with Avada
>going 'i think she wants to fuck me, teehee, how gross~' like three times instead of anything remotely resembling her job before finally fucking off to do RnD

Post your own stories you regret not ahelping

>>171628740
They went to the outpost

>>171628812
give them something cute like an origami heart

Which waifu and husbando would make the cutest couple?

>>171627753
Is this a jojo reference?

>>171628914
>get an origami heart
>they emote a smile
>stare at them
>stare at the paper
>ignore them for the rest of the round

>>171629245
> not giving some sign, that they can interpret randomly.
>not making em die to protect your ass

>>171628039
Fucking this. Archnigger and sawbad need to fucking go.

>>171629245
>not whipping out a welder and burning it in front of them
Someone did this to me once and I drank for half the round before throwing myself out an airlock

reminder to not fucking put clothed people in cryo unless whole station is being bombed and turn off cryo when you don't use it so it doesn't heat up and waste oxygen

>>171632092
>reminder to not fucking put clothed people in cryo unless whole station is being bombed
OK
>turn off cryo when you don't use it so it doesn't heat up and waste oxygen
It uses so little oxygen it can run off of what's just in the pipes and no reagents are used if no one is in it.
5/10 would trigger my autism in medbay

>>171627903
skeletons can be nice

I saw a one that had a cute picture that he drew in his toolbox after I shoved him down so I could steal his valuables

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>someone posts literally anything in ooc
>"thanks now I know my target is X"

>jose leaving us to die

>>171632371
yeah leaving it on doesn't waste oxygen at all

however it DOES heat it up and while it doesn't get to dangerous levels it does get to 'makes cryo less efficient' levels

>Sign up as chef
>Barely anyone eats food
>Make more of a difference doing surgery than cooking

Power outages don't bother me though. I play deadpop at night so they are sometimes a way of life

What the fuck was up with that round? I just heard most of it through radio.

>No access
>Lube
>Robotics never makes the parts
>Singuloose
>Bunch of psychotics infesting the place

>>171632873
>Barely anyone eats food

Make food mean something kur you fucking cuck

>>171632873
Round was too short.
Once people hit starving and they're creeping along they come

holy fuck please at least read wiki before playing medbay

>>171627903
>wiz round
>see skeleton doing shit with welder fuel tanks, blocking a hallway
>confused because he's clearly not antag
>wiz comes roaring down the hall, runs into the tanks and gets gibbed, along with the skeleton
God bless that pile of bones

>>171632862
Why not leave the freezer on then?

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Greys and Vox must be physically removed.

>>171633260
What about the others?

>>171633034
Take it easy there bud

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>>171633361
Skeletons and Plasmamen are useful idiots and former humans who have lost their way.
They'll join the fold or take a one way trip on a mining shuttle.

>>171633448
And Dionae?

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>spend an hour building a super singularity engine on deff
>ame kills it before it does anything but kill me

I had a beacon set up on the other side and everything.

I'm gonna kill myself.

>tfw no roundstart golem

>>171633612
Make a Github issue requesting it if you want it.

Can't make a PR because playable races are handled in the server config, which can't be changed via pull requests.

>>171633720
I doubt anyone would be in favor of it. But hey, roundstart Dionae exist, so it's worth a shot I guess.

>>171632881
All I know is:
>Ling janitor doesn't succ
>just lubes the hallways and rides around arm blading people
Also >>171633538 and that Ian bus that didn't get far.

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>>171633482
The Dionae are produced by the Botanist.
They are rightfully his property and an attempt to remove them would violate the Non-Aggression Principle. They themselves, however, have no inherent rights. Furthermore, unless they seek an agreement with particular individuals their attempts to suck blood and evolve are also violations of the Non-Aggression Principle.

>>171633612
god no
dionae are more than enough. Skeletons need to be removed as well

>>171633538
There are two shards available in engineering on deff, you can just feed them both to a size one singularity for instant super singulo

>>171633932
I don't see why ANYONE would play them.
>no shoes or gloves
>no shooting guns
>dying leaves dust that cannot be cloned or recovered whatsoever
>always fat
Is their race armor even that good?

>>171633868
doesn't deal damage, it's not aggressive

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>>171634161
That's irrelevant.
Your blood is your property and the Dionae is stealing it. It is a flagrant violation of the NAP

>>171634097
It's pretty strong and they hit hard. But imo most of their power comes from the surprise of just running into one, since they only appear whith xenobio autism.

>>171634245
and you're breathing my station air, which is a limited resource in space and is tantamount to attempted suffocation

unlike the diona who work for free

>>171634097
>>dying leaves dust that cannot be cloned or recovered whatsoever
Adamantine slime extract is what you need. Also being naturally space-proof is nice.

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>>171634245
Welcome back Hoppe

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>>171634460
But its not your station air.
It belongs to Nanotrasen who contracts the Atmospheric Technicians to tend to the air. It can be assumed that, as an employee of NT, my breathing of the station air has been negotiated.

If you take NT out of the equation - in nations for example - then I'm not stealing your air I'm really stealing the Atmos Tech's air.

All of this assumes we are taking the NAP at it's most literal and rigid definition.

>>171634097
WORLDSTAR

>>171634656
>NAP at it's most literal and rigid definition

You would have it any other way?

>>171634781
>You would have it any other way?
Nope

This also raises the point that anyone removed from the crew manifest, or who otherwise has their employment terminated, also violates the NAP and it's therefore morally and ethically right to remove them. Just be sure not to get blood on the floor as that will violate the NAP

>>171633251
the cryotube itself passively generates heat from being on

even with the freezer active (which it should be) it'll heat up more than the freezer can cool it

>>171634923
Times like that is when I hire a local greytide group to remove them for the station. For the going rate on the free market of course

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1) Laws 2, 3, and 4 are to be referred to as the Non-Aggression Principle
2) No one may threaten or commit violence ('aggress') against another human's person or property
3) Violence may be employed by crewmembers only against the crewmember who commits such violence; that is only defensively against the aggressive violence of another
4) No violence may be employed against a non-aggressor except in such cases as mentioned in law 3
5) Obey commands from crewmembers so long as they do not violate the Non-Aggression Principle

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UNBAN 2HOTDOGS

>>171634968
But it never goes above 73.9 even after 2 hours so why does it matter?

>>171635785
i can assure you that if you leave the cryotube on it'll heat up to around 100
give it maybe 10-15 minutes

>>171635373
The AI constantly monitoring the crew is an act of aggression and therefore violating the NAP. I will now my nuclear device and blow up the station

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>>171635994

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Whatever happened to Rail? I miss memeposting about shitty birds

>>171636110
The station will operate under a Paternalistic form of the NAP - while in essence it is technically a violation of a NAP the end justifies the means for the sake of the greater good.

>>171635373
>2) No one may threaten or commit violence ('aggress') against another human's person or property
This allows anyone to fuck up borgs, nonhumans, and anything else which is not a human or a human's property.
Alternatively, the use of "another human" could be taken to mean that only humans are capable of violating this law, since from a non-human's perspective the human they're attacking would not be "another human" they would simply be a human.

>3) Violence may be employed by crewmembers only against the crewmember who commits such violence; that is only defensively against the aggressive violence of another
This law has no effect, as it is overridden by the law 1 which explicitly forbids violence.

>4) No violence may be employed against a non-aggressor except in such cases as mentioned in law 3
This law is unnecessary, as violence as a whole is already forbidden. There is no need to explicitly forbid violence against non-aggressors as well.

>>171636313
>another humans property
Should have read
>another crewmembers property
Oversight during editing.

>>171636202
Nutriment is the best food

Rin, after that round I am convinced you are the biggest shitter imaginable. You are worse than the new people who come onto this station barely able to hold a stun baton.

Where do I even start with you? You begin the round by declaring yourself captain and lasering the other two candidates for acting captain. Okay, that's fine. You're ling, they're not.
Then you didn't even succ them, Rin. I could understand if you were going to drag them to captain's office and succ, but you didn't. You just welded them into lockers and walked away. What the fuck was the point? Did you even care about the main objective you have when you're ling? One of them got ressed later and told on you, but thankfully to your incompetence nobody was around who could help.

Then the singularity. Hoo boy. Do you even read about items on the wiki? Did you seriously think that the singularity beacon required no power? You just fucking placed it there, and then went off to singuloose. By the way, singuloose while ling? What were you thinking? Are you an idiot? There goes all those genomes you were trying to collect, right into the hole.

If it wasn't bad enough that you did miserably as a ling, you then went on to eat shit as an antag. Your big 'master plan'? Recall the shuttle three times. I can't even begin to understand why you did this after you knowingly singuloosed. What were you expecting to happen? For one, you know it's going to take 15+ minutes for the shuttle to arrive because of the in-game clock while a singulo is running about. For two, your fucking job as a ling is to gather material, not try to win longest-ling-life-ever award.

And then twenty minutes after you extended the round by an extra fucking hour for no reason, you accidentally threw yourself into the singulo.

Great, fucking, work.

I think there should be a medal that's just a gold pile of poo. Call it the 'Rin Fukushima'. A dedication to awful antags who extend a doomed round over an hour everywhere.

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>>171636467

>>171636523
>i'm a shitter who likes to waste time, you mad :^)?

Yes, I am mad. I have seen people get perma-jobbanned from antag roles for far, far less.

>>171636467
was getting ashed part of your plan?

>>171636391
That could still be interpreted in such a way as to render the law non-applicable to non-crewmembers.
A better way is to define "aggress" as "harm or damage to a crewmember's person or property, if the being causing the harm or damage is not the crewmember themself."
Then follow up with "No one may commit aggress toward any crewmember" which will now render punishment for both non-crewmembers and crewmembers who break the law, except in such cases as a crewmember damages their own person or property.

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>>171636564

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unban 2hotdogs or I'll make you see things you'll never unsee!!!!!!!

fucking kys rin

>>171636620
I can't even play as a cultist anymore because I once caused an SME explosion which then proceeded to ZAS a couple of other cultists completely by mistake.

But Waifufag with his limp NEET dick in his hand over here can extend a round for over an hour and the music starts playing: "LET'S LOOK THE OTHER WAY. WE CAN DO NO WRONG TO OUR PRECIOUS WAIFUS".

>>171636523
>>171636467
Admins handled that really poorly desu. Took about 5 minutes to bluespace artillery after the 3rd recall, didn't even shorten shuttle time despite the round being beyond fucked, then made the singulo that dumb gif, basically enabling Rin's shittery.

>>171636735
You screwed your team as a team antag. That tends to get some administrative action.

MAKE A FORUM THREAD ABOUT RIN IF YOU'RE REALLY UPSET OVER IT

>>171636586
1) Laws 2 and 3 are to be referred to as the Non-Aggression Principle
2) No one may harm or damage to a crewmember's person or property, if the being causing the harm or damage is not the crewmember themself ('aggress') against another crewmembers's person or property
3) No crewmember or silicon may aggress toward any crewmember
4) Obey commands from crewmembers so long as they do not violate the Non-Aggression Principle

>>171636735
>comparing a team antag to a ling

You're retarded.

>>171636756
It's basically saying "Yeah I don't care if he was a shitter. He's one of 'us'. You mad? I love your salt at this blatant disregard for the rules YOU have to follow".

>>171636805
>You screwed your team as a team antag. That tends to get some administrative action.
It was literally an accident. Recalling three times isn't an accident.

How do you make a sword? Knife and cable coil?

>>171636857
What's even the point of 3? It's just a shortened version of 2.
It's slightly more specific about WHO may not aggress, but it would make more sense to just fold 2 and 3 together.
Also, 1 could be folded into 4. ("Obey commands from crewmembers so long as they do not violate law 2 [1], which can be referred to as the Non-Aggression Principle.")

>>171636859
I could literally get a lobotomy and not be as retarded as Rin.
Blowing the SME was a mistake, sure. But recalling the shuttle after fucking the station is just spite. It's just him being a shitstain.

>>171636838
Yeah, fuck that. I've heard this before

>Go make a forum thread if you're really mad about it :^)

>Oh you made a forum thread? Well he's a friend so I guess you're ban baiting! :^)

>>171636980
you use wiki

>>171636857
>2) No one may harm or damage to a crewmember's person or property, if the being causing the harm or damage is not the crewmember themself ('aggress') against another crewmembers's person or property
Did you read this? "No one may damage a crewmember's person or property [...] against another crewmember's person or property"?
This sentence makes no sense.

>3) No crewmember or silicon may aggress toward any crewmember
This law serves no purpose, you've already said "No one may harm or damage a crewmember's person or property."
"No one" includes all beings.

Additionally, you haven't defined any sort of retaliation or punishment for aggression. You've not even explicitly instructed the AI to stop or prevent such instances.
You're just telling the AI that people "may not do it."
What is the AI supposed to do with that information?

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>>171637018
>wow I'm so mad you should be job banned
>make a thread about it over at the forum
>Nah :)
Kill yourself

>>171637168
>Risk getting banned because this guy is Admin's pet

I'm pissed, but not that pissed.

>>171637042
Putting the cable coil to the metal blade does nothing

>>171637220
Want me to do it for you? Get the logs ready

>>171637220
If you want to change policy such that certain methods of antagonizing as a solo antag are antag-bannable, take it to the forums.

Last time someone gibbed an antag for being mean, Ragnasal got deadminned. I think that's how it went anyway, bit fuzzy on the details.

>>171637360
Pretty sure shit like spawn camping and recall spam voids admin protection/gets you antag banned. Or it might come under rule 1, I forget.

>>171637334
Would you?
Well okay, let me get the logs. I'm not sure how much of this will show up in the logs, though. Maybe the recall attempts.


>>171637360
That sounds like it's missing a ton of context, because:
>0. Admins may disregard any and all of these rules if they deem it to be in the best interest of the current round
Either that or the person he gibbed was another one of those players with friends in high places.

>>171637521
Definitely a Rule 1 violation. Especially considering that we were there an hour.

>>171637612
Are others even allowed to submit ban requests for other people?

>>171637360
>this is how ragnasal got deadminned
hahaha
I was wondering how that all ended after he promised a glorious anti-shitter crusade

>>171637612
send the logs to nexis, he literally promises to do this stuff for people who don't want to be known

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>>171636202
>never thought to kill myself and then use my body as fuel for the crew after being cloned

i'm a failure as a chef.

>>171637817
I don't know how the station is now, but this was part of the reason the morgue was across from the kitchen for the longest time

>>171637612
>>171637220
I don't think this a case of admin favoring, just purely handled fairly poorly. You might be going a bit too far with the whole metaclub thing. I'm just a little annoyed that an antag prolonged the round for no reason, didn't really get punished for it, then we got a "U MAD BRO?" from an admin because we were angry that we had to wait an extra hour for no reason. Antags being shit is fine. Antags being shit and prolonging the round for no reason isn't. And I don't think admins did much to help that.

>>171637689
I don't even know. If that's the case; then I can't submit one either because I was just observing. Feeling second hand frustration at watching his faggot enabling.

>>171637812
I'll just do that tomorrow. It's late and these lines of logs look like spaghetti to me on this screen.

>>171638004
Okay, I'll do this then: I'll wait a day, and then see if I'm still mad enough to want to do it.

Watching it happen was the most infuriating thing in the world considering how much less I've seen others get the hammer for.

Is there really a purpose to ghetto weapons?

What's the most antagonizling thing you can do without being banned?

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>>171638229
these

>>171638229
Recall the shuttle three times after releasing the singulo.

>>171638356
okay no wait
I change my mind

>>171638228
I killed a wizard with the shard paddle once, saved my life

>>171638228
of course?

aside from going in hard as the greytide during rev, pretty much every ghetto weapon has a situation where they are useable in some way.

>>171638229
lubing floors

making light switches in main hallways, using it to turn off the lights and then deconstructing it

putting walls in maintenance tunnels

removing windows to secure areas

>>171638228
When I play shaft miner, people usually won't give me weapons so that'l all I have.

>>171638634
>waste time making a ghetto weapon when you could spend literally 30 seconds on the roid mining plasma and earn enough for a KPA

You realize you get paid 40 per plasma sheet right, and you get 5 sheets per ore deposit. That means 200 credits for each plasma you mine. You just have to find 5, and it's the most plentiful resource.

FUCK

Do Vox like slimepeople?

Does Hachi like slimepeople?

>>171638561
>making light switches in main hallways, using it to turn off the lights and then deconstructing it

This is brilliant

Is it possible to stay creatine buffed without painful death?

>>171638738
It turns off the lights while the "lighting" on the APC still says "on"

>>171638745
chemist pda cartridge or adv. mass spectrometer, as long as it is >0 and <26 you'll stay a hulk after hulking out

you will need anti-toxin or pepto or both, though

>>171638745
take more creatine

>>171638745
yes of course

it would require either meticulously keeping track of the time or using an advanced mass spectrometer or a PDA with a reagent scanner. If you had those and kept track of your doseage, you could stay buffed as long as you had pills

hulk is honestly one of the most disgusting things in this game

>>171638745
You can't go over the OD limit or else you have 45~ seconds to live
Once you take like 25? 26? Check the wiki you're buffed to shit but if it reaches 0 you die

>>171638707
spear works just fine.

>>171638830
define disgusting

>>171637327
yeah, because you need large metal blade

>>171638962
#DEFINE 'disgusting', 'Rin'

>>171638830
Does hulk give damage resistance? I've gotten it before as a power but I always forget to use it.

>>171638745
just ask genecistist nigguh

>>171639138
no, but you don't die at 0 health, you die at -100 health because hulks can act in crit as long as they were a hulk before they went into crit

>>171639138
It doesn't give damage resistance, but it massively increases pain tolerance and prevents anything short of sleep from knocking you over.
Even broken legs and being in crit can't bring a hulk down, they fight until they take enough damage to drop dead.

>>171639230
foot removal will still floor them, and a hulk in crit can't see very well

>>171639230
I have seen and experienced nothing that suggests hulk increases pain tolerance.

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>rare footage of pomf waking up

>>171639346
pain will slow you down and blind you for sure, but hulks cannot be floored by pain crit is probably why they think hulks are pain immune

>>171639449
>the cluck that saved /vg/station

>>171639449
Is that the god of chickens?

>>171639449
Looks like some kind of prehistoric dino-chicken.

Post your average WPM divided by your average ping to show how robust you are!

Mine is 0.2 feel free to laugh

>>171639912
I honestly thought it was someone in a chicken costume

>>171639969
120/180=0.66

such is life far away from the mericans

>>171639969
~4.29 - 0.69 ranging from 21 to 130ms.
I wish I could beat 90, but my coordination's a bit off.

Can you remote detonate plasma canisters in any way?

I can't help but notice nobody made a thread about whatever happened with Rin
Shame.

>>171641402
Silicons can, since they can remote-control canisters.

>>171641506
nobody wants to get banned by his metaclub friends

>>171641506
What happened?

>>171638356
This image obliterates my sides every time I see it.

>>171641834
I dunno about you, but I don't actually like Rin. From what I hear, almost no admin likes Rin.
>>171641919
No idea, I just woke up. Scroll up a few hours

>>171636270
The player base creeped her off

>>171641979
Singuloosed as ling then recalled the shuttle three times apparently. An admin eventually artilleried them. An admin also changed the sigulo sprite to a dancing salt gif. Basically, it was a really shit round that went longer than it should have.

>>171642164
>antagonized as an antag
so what's the problem then

>>171642164
>An admin eventually artilleried them.
I'm glad. Extending the round past the point of decency (which usually means something along the lines of "everyone else is dead or wishes they had died") is exactly one of the very few things you *don't* do as an antag.

>>171641979
Meant for >>171641919 , oops.
>>171642205
I think it was mainly all the recalls.

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>admins handle a situation poorly almost three times a week now
Why can't these snowflakes just stop talking and do their job?

>>171642490
New admins are just ex-admins being given the title without the responsibilities

see: the new prayermins

>>171642294
:(

Y-you know my rewrite c-covered this sort of thing.

>>171642686
Would someone really go and do such a thing, lie on the internet?
The scrutiny on all admins is high, but you have no idea how hard the prayer-mins are being watched.

>>171643285
And now it's gone.

>>171643550
Yeah, alright. opaque scrutiny by the people at the top for the good of us all right?

>>171643550
Whomst'd've do you think would do such a thing rather than taking it to the forums?

>tfw static male in a job that interacts with a lot of people
>no space bf


how do I acquire one lads?

>>171643928
Naomi !

>>171643562
http://pastebin.com/0BRe6Bzh

>>171644250
1. General Housekeeping Rules
1a. Don't violate local, U.S., or Canadian law.

http://www.legislation.govt.nz/act/public/2015/0063/latest/whole.html#DLM5711816

Some countries have fucking stupid laws. Let's not.

What is the most degenerate fetish? And which waifu should I attach it to.

>>171642014
Really? I didn't think they'd be able to actually creep someone off

>>171644406
Just don't violate the laws of the country where the server is hosted and don't violate the laws of the country you live in like what
The former because then Pomf is required to report it to the cops because you're making him host that and the latter because then you'll go to jail. You won't get banned for that, going to jail is just bad

>>171644406
baka

It's a, 'if someone breaks the law on our server we told them in our rules not to break the law' rule

>>171644459
The one where you get off to the idea of someone physically transforming into household appliances.

Which AI would make he best housewife[\spoiler]
Hardmode: While purged

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I'm not sure if this is considered ic in ooc because it (might) involve the current round, or if it isnt considered ic in ooc because I havent joined the round yet, but

>try to join game
>choose from the following open positions
>I dont see assistant anywhere

I guess I'll wait for the next round to start.

>>171644691
Why are you choosing assistant? There's got to be at least something you can do.
How many even are there? I didn't even know it had a cap.

>>171644942
It's capped by the number of security players

>>171644942
I'm choosing assistant because I'm still extremely new to the game and haven't joined in awhile so I'm even more rusty

>>171644942
Assistant is pretty comfy
>can go ghetto space adventuring
>can shit around in the maintenance tunnels all day
>free to do self imposed quests, such as steal and horde all the pets in your maint dungeon
>can participate in the clown's elaborate shenanigans without people yelling at you to come to your desk
>can go hunting for the fabled lings and vampires you heard about from scary stories told around a campfire
>can space your brain into a coma on space drugs without anyone caring
>No responsibilities until shtf, and even then it's just common courtesy to come out of your autism cave to play firefighter and drag people to medbay or the shuttle
Mime is the next level of comfy, since all anyone expects you to do is meme on them with walls and type gestures, no radio communication necessary.

>>171645837
>stealing pets
>not attaching them to bolas

>>171644691
just go scientist if assistant isn't available. its cap is massive compared to everything else even though RnD is literally just running through a checklist. Go try xenobio and just ahelp if you don't know if your allowed to do a thing. People rarely bother to visit xenobio (its mostly just antags going for you because people rarely visit) so its very unlikely to matter if you fuck up
Most jobs are literally just a list of crap you run through then have nothing to do or straight up don't matter because they're so based on RNG outclassed by an engineer borg no one will notice or care if you fucked up and died

>>171645936
what's this now? I've never really used bolas at all. Explain please.

>>171638229
Borg everyone with the SoC with meme laws

What a boring round, I'm glad its over. Were the antags just jerking off about having a bunch of freedoms and guns but not actually using them or something?

>>171646069
>combine screwdriver with cables
>grab some pet that fits in your hands
>put it on bolas

and it actually makes sounds too when it's attached to bolas, even in your backpack

>>171646628
Hey man I tried to spice it up with a random mech attack so dont blame me for boring niggas

>>171646660
Oh, so it's just a way to hold pets in your bags? I was thinking it was like trapping the pets to bola the next person to interact with the pet or something

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PROJECTILE LIQUID WHEN

>>171646628
Trying to snipe random people with the radgun without being seen but I suck at it

>>171646798
mech attacks are funny because they tend to just happen on shuttle and everyone just kind of ignores them and dies because 99% of the server doesn't carry anything capable of fighting back

>>171647007
Squirt guns and super soakers were added weeks ago.
Currently no way to obtain them, though.

decoration borg wonce? can scan snow and grass and sand and stuff and make things all pretty like. upgrade lets it decorate people

>>171646803
pretty much yeah

I think it's a little dumb people will be afraid to ban request Rin. All sorts of people get banned. Even Zenny, the biggest metafriender and normie of them all gets banned.

Would this work?

>put shard in one tile wide hallway
>door at each end
>shower under the door so it wets the floor
>bunch of scrubbers under the shard
>siphon the air out

People would instantly be ZAS'd/slipped into the shard(do people with mag boots on slip from liquids?)

I know if there's a big pressure difference you will be pulled around a few tiles even with MAG boots on

>>171647546
>ban request
but for breaking what rule
Who the actual fuck is going to ban someone for being a shitty solo(not team) antag
player feedback thread if anything is way more justified

>>171648247
>the station slowly empties of crew and nobody knows why
lel, go test it out on the test serb and report back to us.

GIVE ME A VOX BF ALREADY REEEE

>>171648247
Slipping over a single shard will do shit damage.
You'd need a pile of shards.

Also, bear in mind that the ZAS will move the shard pile as well.

>>171648559
he means supermatter

>>171648247
literally just stick it in a random door in maint for the same effect most people wont stop in time

>>171648247
Could you get a curtain from somewhere and close it over the shard or would the shard eat it?

>>171644691
I know at the very least latejoin assistants are capped based on the number of security members, I think it's 2 assistants per 1 sec member?

>>171649207
5 + 2 per sec

why do people waste time and effort gathering stuff for a ghetto adventure instead of just spawning in as a plasmaman and walking off the ship

>>171649554
Robustness my man.
>spawn as diona
>grab set of tools in assistant spawn before the other dirty greys defile them
>grab stack of metal from the spacepod area or the tool closet
>order boxes and mining tools from cargo
>(optional) bug medical for hyperzine and/or a wheelchair
>ask science for GPS and welding goggles
>grab a fire extinguisher off the wall and a bounced radio from a locker at some point
>(optional) buy two drinks from vending machines, fill with water and welding fuel
>return to cargo
>make cardborg suit
>put a lantern on the belt and carry a pick or drill as a decent weapon
>take additional boxes or ore bags for storage as desired
>roll out the airlock in a nice, controllable, and ZAS-proof office chair or wheelchair
>never want for supplies
>facetank russians and spiders all shift without giving a fuck
>die like a bitch to a single turret laser

>>171650263
thats an absurd amount of effort for no real reason. you can skip almost every step of that as a plasmameme and be fine if you dodge

>>171650525
It's all about ensuring a nice and comfy experience drifting through space and murdering the creatures you stumble upon. It's not even that much work. It's pretty much just walking from one end of the station and back with quick stops here and there. Once fighting shit in space you don't even have to worry about dodging (as long as it's brute damage and not something like a spider queen).

Good morning ss13g i am your lowly servant, ask me whatever

>>171651012
List antags in current round

>>171651012
Good morning pomf

>>171651012
Are you lonely

>>171651012
List antags in the next round.

>>171651106
ok one moment

>>171651012
When is the ack getting cracked again?

>>171651012
Will you be my husbando and whisper sweet nothings in my ear as I drift off to sleep?

>>171651116
Not really
>>171651106
It appears dreamseeker doesn't want to load, sorry
>>171651158
Who knows
>>171651172
Yes

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>>171648247

>>171651363
Invisible supermatter shards are the ultimate honk.

>>171651256
I like you pomf

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>>171651256
>Yes
oh, uh. Y-you too...
Post vocaroo of a sweet message for me please bby

>>171651172
I can be your husbando anon ~

>>171650736
thats lame anon plants are ugly and stupid

>>171651470
I like you too
>>171651507
maybe

>>171651654
Why do you not care that most of the admins do nothing but metacircle jerk and break the rules to protect their friends?

>>171651590
Where were you during all those lonely nights I spent cowering in dorms as the singulo ripped through the hull? Were you there to keep me warm as the rooms station depressurized?

You had your chances, my heart now belongs to pomf.

>>171651654
What would I have to do to convince you to post a nice message for me, honey?

>>171652119
Can't you tell its because I'm the ringleader, duh

>>171652131
You'd have to convince me my voice isn't godawful like holy shit i hate my voice

>>171652175
Don't worry chicken man, I like it.

>>171651654
Which current non-admin metaubber do you think should ascend into trialminhood

>>171651654
what was pr of the year 2016?

>>171652368
>>171652254
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>171652175
bby none of that matters. What matters is that it's a special message for me. I'll love and appreciate it no matter what. Just speak from the heart and it will all work out.

>tfw no way to get a husbando without ruining my static

>>171652119
Are you still that butt frustrated he shot down your unbanning last night?

>>171652386
Pomf since you're a chicken which Vox food would you eat?

Daily reminder that if you play with a static name then you should kill yourself.

>>171653195
>playing with a static name
>not playing with eight

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>>171653195
It's a free country

>Give a dude a pill that makes them easily survive a radstorm
Chemist is fun. My only regret that round was not getting upgraded surgery tools and upgraded machines. But you can't have everything

Also, ghosts were niggers during the first half of the round. I know it was probably just one autist though.

>>171653195
playing with static name is so people have a slight bias towards you compared to the randomname shitter brigade

>tfw looking at the lobby right now and realizing pomf probably doesn't recognize most of the ckeys there

>>171653835
I play every day and I don't recognize most of the ckeys, the truth is that literally whos are everywhere

>>171653750
that's me

>Have a good round for a while trading
>Get bored and log out
>Come back later, other trader is gone
>Decide to wander around the outpost a bit before I leave again
>Hear miner died
>Go rescue him and stick his polar star into his backpack so he won't lose it, but take all the money out of his PDA as a finder's fee (sadly miner money goes to their bank account by default so it was only like 250)
>Decide to break again
>Check logs after round ends to see what he did with his life
>Barely talked to anyone, hunted goliaths some more, and escaped on the shuttle

Kind of made me a little sad how quiet and lonely that guy was

>>171638356
That shit 100% gets you banned under normal circumstances.

>>171654231
What, abusing the clown?

>>171654070
not him but when I play miner I play to autismally hit high scores.

>>171654070
Most people play miner to just chill out and hit rocks/drift through space/shit talk people over common knowing they can't do anything about it for an hour or so

>>171654070
>>171654591
When I want to listen to music and play, I play iner, since you don't really lose anything for being muted ingame and it doesn't take away too much concentration from both things. Typing and listening is hard.

>>171654231
it was a different time

>>171654070
who the fuck picks mining to be sociable. you literally go to a place largely devoid of life, kill most of what remains then after a while pop in to science/robotics, make your 1 conversation with anyone of ''ey yo gimme diamond drill/robot'' and then an engibot scans your shit and you cease to matter

it, virology, xenoarch and xenobio are all jobs you take to be lonely. its the point

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>>171655018

>>171656168
wut

>>171656197
if i were to cook you how would you like to be cooked? stick an apple in you, cover in honey and serve you as a whole?

>>171656337
deep fried just like my bretheren

Should I add bookmarks to the telesci console to store coords for that round?

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What's your opinion on the recent additions of poutine, dangerously cheesy poutine, and the fabled poutine ocean mr. Pomf?

>>171656569
If you want to autism properly you make an excel-sheet with all the coordinates of valuable things.
So you only have to find out this round's offsets for one coordinate and the rest are calculated

What kills faster?
Cold or hot shower?

>>171657004
This gives me an idea for a shitty telecomms script.

>>171657140
>tcomms steal everything memescript incoming

>>171653831
Your actions and mannerisms should be robust enough that you can be recognized on them alone. If you need to use the same name and character look every round to be recognizable then you're a shitter.

>>171657425
Yea man, what are the odds the same person shows up for a shift of their chosen job on this space station again? WHAT AN IDIOT ROFL xD

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>>171657583
>giving lumnox your shekels

>>171657425
Imagine taking space this seriously

>>171653831
>RANDOMNAME shitter brigade
funny how we tend to get pissed off at static names and not ckeys.

>>171657654
>not having shekels to give

Do SPS also work if they are implanted?

>>171657657
>he doesn't take spacemans seriously
Kill yourself.

How to get your valids as security

>lie to any head saying suspicious activity
>ask to raise the alert level
>start randomingly tazing and searching people

congrats, you've won

>>171657791
Yeah, but you'd never get strip alerts

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>>171658114

>>171658114
won a job ban. sec gets shit from players sometimes because if you're crummy at your job as a botanist people might fire you but its IC.

if you do a really shit job as sec or heads admins get involved.

>>171658356
>took nearly a year for Rin to get job banned
>it was like a week ban
>can just be made that job through HoP/alternative jobs

waow great game

>>171658495
>nearly a year
they haven't even been playing for six months

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wut's happenin here?

I now have Probe's IP

>>171644483
it happened the last 2 or 3 times, and they also managed to creep Bee off.

>>171658972
And nothing of value was lost

>>171656574
I think it's silly
>>171658625
sacredatom being a dumbass

>be ling
>get deathsting
>build a grille under yourself
You are now invincible unless someone bombs you/plasmafloods the area

>>171659173
yea but you aren't really antagonizing

unless you put the grill in the mainhallway for lols

>>171658625
The meatclub got me at last

>>171658495
>can just be made that job through HoP/alternative jobs
Getting a job from the HoP when you have a jobban for it gets you a bannu.

>>171659173
*buzz
*buzz
*buzz
*law

>>171659173
Aren't grilles destroyed by bullets

>>171659652
grider

>>171659707
yeah that's pretty shit and the same issue exists with rollerbeds. we need to work on how structures and mobs interact.

>>171659949
Do objects in byond not have like layer levels or something?

Bullets go above tables, why not rollerbeds

>>171658625
You cannot do shit with an IP buddy, you need to be 18 to post here.

>>171660541
Can Probe's internet handle 300MBs down?

:^)

>>171660641
In Florida with Comcast?
Nope. Never.

>>171659154
whats your thoughts on the prayermins?

>>171660801
mistake

Post your pictures(real)

>>171660847
What was the shit with SacredAtom? Was it to prove some point or just to meme? I hope he doesn't ruin it for any others that might actually have been successful.

>>171660297
tables have all kinds of nuts code for allowing stuff to pass

>>171661340
Meme apparently

>>171660847
Why do you say that?

>>171659707
girders and walls should redirect shots that impact them to any mobs on the wall, at least it did last time i looked at that sort of code

>>171661435
Very few people i would trust with being just a 'fun' admin.

>>171661435
>admin flags without the responsibility

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>>171661332
NO

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>>171661332

>>171659173
ive never played ling and i still dont get it after reading wiki how does this stop a borg from just stun cuffing you and dragging you to the incen

>>171661785
It stops shit from hitting you

but you can always law 2 borgs to go fuck themselves

if they aren't asimov just lesser form into a monkey and vent crawl away

>>171661652
handsome in a club goer kind of way

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>>171661332

>>171661871
i see
thats retarded

>>171661487
Don't you own the serb? Why weren't you consulted about prayermins

>>171661785
It doesn't. You can stun baton, point blank taser, or simply pull him off of the girder.

>>171661652
bangface was last week breh

>>171659173
>stand one square away from you
build walls around you

>>171661871
If it knows you're a ling, doesn't matter what its laws are. If it's not subverted, it'll go for you

>>171662063
I'm but a figurehead that pays the bills senpai

>>171662085
that's a mohawk after getting home but ayy whatever

>>171662142
How come? Don't you think you should have some input? You seem not to be a fool, from what I've seen in discord and the thread.

>>171662219
I'm far disconnected from what the playerbase and admins want so all I have are my outdated opinions.

>>171662142
Don't you make a profit from the Patreon?

>>171662219
THE CHICKEN IS DEPRESSED AND NO LONGER ENJOYS VIDYA

HE REQUIRES 10CCS OF PUSSY AND FAMILY LIFE TO SUSTAIN HIS LIFEFORCE

>>171662219
He doesn't play, self admitted to being out of touch with the server and playerbase

>>171662289
Don't worry, we're already the most outdated ss13 server currently running so you'll be okay

>>171662219
maybe he gave these people power so he can have them do the thinking for him? like doom 2 uses 'painkiller' for the vast majority of its servs and the guy who runs it gives literally no fucks about what kind of stupid rules you give to his servs and before that it was 'best ever' who in the like 5 years hosting i know of stepping in to deal with stuff 3 times ever (the third time they stopped hosting, unfortunate since painkiller isn't ran by someone anywhere near as rich so its not as good)

>>171662289
Well why don't you play any more?

>>171662313
Like most of our admin team?
Nothing stops them, and lets not even start on the coders

>>171662303
Server bill is about 140 so its close to even atm.
>>171662342
Is that so?

>>171662158
lay off the MD

>>171662447
Depression meme

>>171662464
We still like you chicken even if you are just a figurehead.

>>171662447
https://www.google.com/search?q=anhedonia

>>171662464
So why did you say that you payed for it?

>>171662076
Which all required you to get next to him and you get deathstung

>>171662558
You're feeling depressed? How come? Something going on in your life or something?

>>171662558
drink more

log into the server and just start hitting buttons, it will provide you with much pleasure, trust me. The best part is no one would be able to stop you

>>171662651
I'm not depressed anymore really, everything is just flat. The anhedonia came from an antidepressant I took 4 years ago

>>171662732
Well it's good you're not depressed. Is your life stagnating or something?

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>It's another round of pomf and the armchair therapists

>>171644250
>5a. Ideally, Medbay, Engineering, Science, and Security should do their respective duties to keep the station functioning.
>5b. If members of departments are negligent or incompetent, relevant heads/security should deal with it IC: In more extreme cases, you could face a jobban.
This hardly ever happens

>>171663012
would you rather probe shitposting or nexis ego tripping?

>>171662802
Not really there are things to do just derive no enjoyment from any of them, new or old.
>>171663012
I'll go then.

>>171661340
it was clearly a meme are you dumb? Admins joke ban all the time.

>>171663308
Weird stuff. Wish I could help you bud.

>>171663267
It's more related to the game, so yeah. Nothing against pomf everyone just asks him the same questions everytime

>>171663432
Probably more my fault for never changing