/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to sit on Fernando's lap!

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pic related as skin for maeve when?

>>171695467
Pure Fernandoposter always delivers.
Keep up the good work.

This game is shit, new game when

>>171695602
>Sha Lin and Snek are getting one soon
>then probably Torvald and Maeve
She will probably get cat ears or something like that.

>>171695467
>>171696170
Fags and Robots not welcome

Artful dodger or Rogue's gambit on Maeve?

>>171696531
Don't you talk about them like that. Their intentions are pure and good.

>>171696763
Rogue's gambit, it helps you to escape after succesful assassination.
Artful Dodger could be good if there is a lot of cc on enemy team, but then nine lives has a such long cooldown that it might not be worth it.

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i want this skin for tyra or drogoz

reminder that maeve is a lesbian

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>>171696531

>>171697293
fuck off /owg/

>>171697293
If anyone is a lesbian, it's Kinessa.

>>171692165
>blatantly stealing ancient dota memes
I bet the kids over there don't even get it.

I'm half naked. It helps me CON-CEN-TRATE

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best girl coming through

>>171698812
Slut.

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best boy https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/5/5d/Fernando_SP_Ability3_2.ogg

>>171697583
I see your Kinessa and raise you Inara.

>>171697293
HR should just make like in the old days and make everybody a bi.

>>171698005
t. Ying

>played with Russians on Ice Mines as Barick
>I complimented them on their play after breaking the ice
>After I said I really need to learn Russian they even offered to translate if needed
>and we won on top of it all

It's nice to have other people be nice to you in these types of games. It helps provide contrast to that pissy Kinessa player calling everyone noobs when she never once suggested a comp other than 5 dps.

>When you're Makoa and land a blink hook on a Sha Lin right after he says "your sight fails you"
It's orgasmic. It's almost as good as stunning Torvald mid ult as Mal Dhamba or nullifying Viktor ult with Fernando's shield.

>>171698812
Shitiest support

>>171700125
>nullifying Viktor ult with Fernando's shield.
Wait, you can do that? How?

>>171700464
backpedal

>>171698812
STOP SHATTERING
REEEEEEEEE

>>171700464
Viktor ult is actually a mine placed at the center of his blast marker. As long as you're not in the center of the blast and your shield is facing the center, your shield will take the damage from the blast.

>>171700558
>walk backwards
>hitbox is now in front of shield
Yes, this is a great plan.

>>171700579
Don't worry. I have Resonance.

>>171695380
>there is people crying because they nerfed Ana damage in the /owg/ thread

HAHAHA can you imagine if people cried when Hi-rez nerfed Ying lifelike?

Is there a way to disable ingame chat?

>>171700732
Supports and Frontliners typically get the worst of the nerfs (yes I know Maeve and Skye). At this point it's more like a frustrated resignation of things to come.

>>171700629
Oh damn, that's good. Thanks!

>>171700732
Fuck off

>>171700851
Tab and lmb on a speech bubble next to the teammate you want to mute.

>>171699789
>got matched with 4 russians premade, play Ying because someone has to heal
>cyryllic all the way in the chat, can't understand shit, but I also don't care, so fuck that
>their Makoa is weird, they spam 'Thanks!', 'Attack' 'Awesome' all the time without any reason, never writes in the chat
>but he's also very good, unlike the rest of the team, including Skye suiciding in the backline and ground-only Drogoz who is enemy Maeve's snack
>focus on healing only Makoa because the rest is too retarded
>he actually carried us with 120k damage, when Drogoz had like 30k
Weirdest experience in Paladins so far. Makoa also had no voicepack, so his spam was announcer's smooth voice.

i installed the game 3 times .... : _ :
> Paladins public test is waiting for stream to patch

>>171701821
Steam pts is busted it will never work.
Patch should be here tomorrow anyway.

>>171700732
>people cried when Hi-rez nerfed Ying lifelike
Yeah, fucking tears of joy because we were finally free from the 'first pick Ying' cancer.

>>171701664
I find that playing with russians in fps games alot less stressful than say Dota 2 because you don't have the worry of "you are soon to unable to win due to losing the gold/exp/towers game." The stats you get are the stats you have all game. Here you don't have to worry about a lvl 25 Tyra with 120% lifesteal, BKB, Butterfly and all sorts of other things.

>>171702323
All you've got to worry about is people with wallhacks and autoaim instead.
Which admittedly I've managed to steer clear of, mostly.

>on release of sha lin
>sha lin op!!!!!!!
>on release of torvald
>torvald op!!!!!!!
>on release of maeve
>maeve op!!!!!!!
>on release of inara
>*crickets*

>>171702525

Inara a poop

But Lex is OP.

>>171702726
Lex is one of the least mobile of the flanker lineup. Everyone else aside from Skye can fly all over the place, Lex only has his John Woo power slide.

>>171702525
That's because Inara is trash

>>171702931

Yeah but
>Headshot someone once
>Press RMB
>Ded

>>171703506
Only if they've got 2k health. His RMB does 1050.
His ult, on the other hand, is absurd.

Hate this torvald meme. Sit in a corner, fucking everyone up and you can't kill him.

>>171703863
>buy Wrecker 1
>annihilate Torvald
wtf.

>>171703863
>Can't kill Torvald
>What is Wrecker
Seriously just buy wrecker and he melts like ice cream. His range is bad alongside his pathetic force push. He only appears OP because people don't focus him down and forget to buy Wrecker. Even when he recharges his health you can still burn that away and continue to murder him.

>>171703781
Good thing it isn't an instant cast ability. Honestly the 65% murder threshold is a bit too high. Maybe lower it down to 40-50% health and it'll be more manageable.

>>171703863
This is the kind of retard that made they nerf his shield, seriously how could you ever have a problem with him? Do you exclusively play Skye or something?

>>171703863
t. Bulldozer Kinessa

>on release of torvald
>torvald op!!!!!!!
?????

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Do you think Ying uses her abilities in inappropiate ways?

>>171705341
hell yeah she does
why the fuck is she exploding herself instead of healing my giant turtle penis

>>171705341
Would you?

>>171704762
No but I exclusively play against torvald and it's getting sorta annoying after a while, especially when 3/5 of your team are flankers

>>171705839
Play Cassie, Pìp, Drogoz, Sha lin or Tyra, buy wrecker then shoot him until he dies, done.

>>171705839
it is not Torvald fault that you play with retarded teammates

>>171696528
>>Sha Lin and Snek are getting one soon
?

>>171705839
I play Pip a lot and everytime I see Torvald on the enemy team I already know victory is certain, the slow means that he's getting wrecked with no chance of retaliation while his support can do little to help.

>>171705839
Every blast damage hero and dps styled hero wrecks him, even more with Wrecker. If you get caught in a bad position where Torvald Team Rockets you off the map that's your own fault.

Any Pip tips? I like playing Pip but whenever I do I feel like I'm not healing enough.

>>171707497
Propip: don't play him until they fix the healing potion bug

>>171707497
First off you're not a dedicated healer. Second just throw your heal grenade at your whenever it's off CD. You're better off being a team nuisance with your slow, aoe damage and your moon jumping abilities.

>>171706374
He means Sha Lin and Mal Dhamba are going to have new skins.

>>171707497
Not long after the match starts, say you have the Q bug, then play him like a a flanker the rest of the time.

I will say this in every thread until it gets done.

When will Mexicans get their own server?

When I click on North America, I want people who speak English god damn it. Stay on your own side of the wall.

>>171707497
Plus you're also a very small target that is shorter than the payload. Take full advantage of that.

>win 2 games in a party
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>171707942
When Hi Rez feels like it. If I had to deal with Peruvian 10 year olds for the worse half a decade in Dota so do you.

>>171708095
reroll?

>>171708095
get some friends you fucking loser

>>171708095

>2017
>not having friends

But in all seriousness, just pick a random team you played with and friend request everyone. You're bound to get at least one person who wants to play with you. It's not complex.

>>171708204
already wasted my reroll

>>171708289
>>171708383
my friends hate this game because "it is an Overwatch ripoff"

>>171708496
Then play with somebody in this thread.

>>171708496
Why would you pay $60 for something you can get for free?

>>171708565
i can't because hablo español, no me hagan bullying ;_;

>>171708602
they already bought it so it is obvious why they hate this game

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>>171708602
>40€ for a shit game with working servers
or
>free for a good game with shit servers

really activates my logical reasoning facilities

>>171708962
>a good game
lol

>>171708962
>with working servers
lol

>>171709179
he is talking about Overwatch in the first sentence

>>171708962
>or
lol

>>171708962
>games
lol

>>171709268
yeah.
lol.

>>171709070
>>171709179
>>171709279
>>171709296
>>171709307
>lol
>not DOTA

>>171709070
Paladin is more fun than OW in my quite honest assessment. God forbid you play shit for fun, right?

>>171709413
lol

>>171709396
>DOTA
>Not DotA

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>>171708962
>game with gays and robots
or
>game free of gays and robots

>>171709567
It's all ASSFAGGOTS to me, Anon.

>>171709662
Fernando, Bomb King, and Bolt removed when

>>171709396
>DOTA
>not HotS

>>171709765
>BK and Bolt
>robots

>>171709820
>HotS
>not colds

>>171709765
Fernando is chad
Bomb King is a bomb
Bolt is an elf

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>>171709893
>colds
>not Androxus

>BARRAGE INCOMING
>literally just fly towards the slav as he targets me and his bombs do no damage because wyrm jets is too fast for them
Cancel your ult dawg
Fust forfeit my nigga

>>171710195
>Bolt is an elf
gay character confirmed

>>171710389
>Bolt is an elf
micropenis character confirmed

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>>171695380
D E D G A E M

>>171709662
everyone hates gays, but what's wrong with robots?

>>171712738
because of the "muh robots have feelings and deserve rights too" people

>>171712738
overwatch has them

>>171695380
>when you are matched against a lvl 128
>as a lvl 55
>and highest teammate was a lvl 70

>>171714979
Levels don't always denote skill, just how long they've played the game.
At least that's what I tell myself as a level 50 being thrown at a level 300 two-stack with our highest being maybe just over 100.

Is there a character more cancerous than Sha Lin?

Anyone who picks him is basically saying
>I'm just going to hang back 10 miles away and do nothing for the team.

>>171714979
by that point in time there's so few other high levels playing that you're going to have to play against top guys playing since closed beta

>>171715384
sha lin will actually make some attempt at breaking shields for you every once in a while, hopefully.

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>all the robot hate in this thread
Please stop! Robots are kind and pure, do not be mean to them!

>>171716051
t. robot

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>>171716109
You can't prove that.

>>171715176
This, they're sometimes a good indicator but not always.
>be level 77 with 2.7k elo
>know someone who is level 74 at 1.7k elo

anime schoolgirl with cringy lines champ when

cheesy magical girl champ when

>>171717863
That's basically already Ying, just minus the schoolgirl uniform.

>>171718016
What is evie

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>>171718036
>sailor fuku Ying

Has anyone ever played with a Kinessa who contributed anything to the team?
I don't think it's possible.

>>171718196
I've played against a kinessa like that.
Mines are a goddamn pox.

>>171718196
if im a lucky boy i get the godlike kinessa on my team instead of the enemy team
but yeah i don't see them getting on the point/cart often
if at all

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>>171717863
>champ

it'll be a skin for Evie or Ying

it'll also be ironic so it won't look good at all

>>171718196
Honestly is it even worth it to try playing her as a Sniper rather than Sapper? I've yet to see a Kinessa be a key player with/against me. And any time they do get a perch you can bet Maeve is going to make her life miserable.

>>171718451
plushy skins are the maximum memery i want to have in this game
the day we get a kawaii skin is the day i fucking die

>>171718615
a good Kinessa will make Maeve's life miserable and not the other way around.

She's only really good on Timber Mill, where she can hop from building to building and be protected by her team while still being difficult to catch.

>>171718734
Look dude if you're going to take dress up seriously you might as well bail out while you still can.

>>171718615
It depends how hard you're getting flanked. You can be a real pain teleporting around sniping and then vanishing.

Mexico please fuck off North American Servers

>>171719162
But Mexico is part of North America?

>>171719162
The only thing the eternal Mexican is good at is invading land that doesn't belong to them.

They can even make a specific Latin America server and they still will weasel their way into the US servers with their shit tier playing and jajajaja bullshit.

announcer packs WHEN

>>171719264
Despite what Mexicans tell you, North America is US and Canada.
They will never be a member of the cool kids club.

>>171719264
Technically speaking, Mexico exists by itself as Meso-America.

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>>171716051

>>171715384
You're just not READY

>>171719543
What about NAFTA then?

>>171721495
You have to go back.

>>171722003
To North America?

>>171722210
You have to be first world to be accepted into North America. Sorry Paco.

>>171722325
>implying mexicans can speak english now
Why are you in this thread if you clearly have never played Paladins?

can we please add aggression back to the game?

bulldozer memes need to end

>>171718903
Yeah Timber Mill is the only place with enough Vantage and Choke points to make her useful. Other maps are either too cramped or linear for her to be much use.
>>171719080
This is Paladins. You're always going to get hard flanked. If they have a double blink evie or a netherstep androxus you might as well not pick her. As for me I'm probably going to stick with a Sapper Build until I can consistently land headshots in bot maps. Knowing the map routes and shortcuts with a hero this squishy with a delayed escape is practically mandatory.

>>171722549
Aggression, Bulldozer, Illuminate and Deft Hands are jokes. Aggression and Deft hands are outstripped by Cauterize and Wrecker. Bulldozer and Illuminate only affect four heroes.

>>171723104
Bulldozer and Illuminate will probably be better when more champs have stealth/buildables. They'll still be situational, but that situation will be more common.

Do people even play ranked? I have been in queue for 8 minutes

>>171723716
no

>>171723716
Not really. Mostly everyone is in casual mode.

>>171723716
Yes but they're all mexicans

>>171723716
absolutely 0 reason to play ranked right now

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Just lost a ranked match because Reversal is a trash fucking piece of shit ability that doesn't work the way it's fucking supposed to

I swear I've had it up to here with this cheap, buggy-ass Chinese knockoff of a fucking game, holy shit

>>171723716
Ranked has a lot of issues. Queuing is one of them, which means fewer people want to play, which means queues are longer.

So many brainlets playing this game have no concept of grand strategy.

I got yelled at for playing Maeve like a front line and got blamed for why we lost even though no one else was attacking the objective.

Why don't people get that literally everyone on the team should be attacking the center and not running around trying to kill people like a ninja?

I mean read some Clausewitz nigga god damn.

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>>171724852
Tbh this is what happens when it's a F2P shooter on Steam. The vast majority of the playerbase is going to be extremely young children, braindead slavs/BRs from the middle of Buttfuckistan, hackers and general retards who are just attracted to the pretty colors. I've been playing multiplayer shooters online for 15 years and I swear I have never come across a community where the average level of intelligence is as low as it is in Paladins.

>>171724752
The whole game is fucking buggy imbalanced trash. I don't see why people would waste their time with ranked in the first place.

>>171724852
>Why don't people get that literally everyone on the team should be attacking the center

wrong

>>171723417
>>171723104

I like taking bulldozer in some extreme circumstances, like if I'm Grover and no one on their team has healing and they're not taking healing items, and their only frontline is a Barik without any barricade duration, I'll take bulldozer to make sure I one shot his turrets. But too many people just instantly take it on my team even when there are no deployables so I'd like it to be taken out of the game too.

>>171724852

>Play Flanker
>Have to get on the point because no one else will
>Team whines about me not flanking
>Flank
>Team still doesn't get on the point

>Play Frontline
>Team doesn't move with me to clear the point
>Whines that I'm not clearing the entire point myself
>Tells me to stop playing damage and do my job as a frontliner and use my shield when I'm half shell Makoa and have had 50% uptime on my shield

I've got plenty of these stories but I feel like I'm going to pop a blood vessel if I keep trying to remember them. All I can say is I miss when my elo was low enough that I got matched up with good people instead of always being 500 above the next person on my team. My elo isn't even that fucking high this shouldn't be happening.

>>171727018
Welcome to Paladins tm!

>>171727018
Some days it gets so bad I'm just happy when we beat the spread.

>>171726585

t. Kinessa main

>>171725471
It truly is remarkable.

Anyone who doesn't think that there are clear differences in levels of intelligence between races needs to play this game.

The biggest retards are always, and I mean always, some spics from Mexico. They always do retarded shit like play Ruckus like a flank or try to play Grover like a damage.
The concept of teamwork is completely foreign to them and it's always a disorganized mess.

Whereas whenever I get a group of (presumably) white English speakers, the team functions like a cohesive unit and even though we may not always win, we almost always do better than when I get matched up with the brown people.

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Ying is for ______

>>171728296
Resonance Shatter builds

>>171728296
healing my giant turtle penis

>>171727018
What elo are you? I think I'm pretty low at 1800 elo. Then again Guru says that top players are in the 2000~ range when pros are at around 3k so knows. Speaking of which it's frightening to know the huge disparity between teammates.

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>tfw just wanna play some androxus since i've never played him before
>keep getting bm'd and called an edgy faggot
i-i just wanna play flank you shitter

>>171729524
Androxus is probably the hardest character to master and get really good at.

I've had good games playing as him, but the level of concentration you need to do to aim flawlessly just really stresses you out and makes your head hurt at the end.
In the end, it's not worth it to get good at someone that is a chore to play. I honestly don't get why he's so popular.

>>171729524
You're gonna need to buy that netherstep legendary if you want to have any success with the McCreeper/Looks like Spawn. It gives you a ton of much needed mobility so you don't end up in unfavorable situations. Also ignore those jerks, not like they're going to be the only people you can play with.

>>171729524
make a smurf and play Androxus and go against other all the other smurfs and aimbotters playing Androxus

What is Tyra saying?
It sounds like "I've laid better." What did she mean by this?

>>171730206
"I've slayed bigger" after killin Drogoz

>>171730356
Still a pretty lewd double entendre.

>>171728896

I'm just a little below 2100, which is apparently top 4% status. I know there are people who are at 4000 and up so as I said it's not high enough that I should constantly be on teams with people 1200-1500 to balance it out. Wish my elo was lower, I had more fun when I was at 1700-1800.

>>171729524

Yeah fuck Androxus. I tried playing him over the weekend and every match my team kept whining about how bad I was with him. I tried Buck as well and he felt way better to me.

And then I spent all my crystals on 2 boxes and got both Buck's Triggerman shotgun and Shades so I guess the game was subtly telling me who the best flanker was.

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Very early but sort of preview of the fairy champ coming possibly next patch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCgYN6Lv_8o

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>>171731882
>that projectile speed
I hope they don't reduce it

>>171731218
Yeah that sounds awful. Don't worry mate if trends are accurate I'm going to be in the same boat as you. Misery loves company. I already am when it comes to competitive. Yes I like Fernando, no I can't beat a team that has a higher elo score than anyone on my team, me included.

>>171731882
>Next patch
Seris will be next patch's new champion.

>>171704570
Well there seems to be enough counterplay against it, Various shields, Inara wall, Maeve ult, smokescreen, Mega potion. Does Nando ult prevent execution?

>>171733796
Wait, Smokescreen is enough to save your ass? Nando will stop anything.

hello

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIP6564uAMM

more maeve gameplay

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>>171735647
Wow could you sound anymore bored? Stop posting your shit here man.

>>171729789
Lots of pros are using either Godslayer or Heads will Roll now, but I feel like it's kind of giving a handicap to yourself, unless you are crazy good at hitting headshots.

>>171704570
Is he cc immune during casting? Because if not then he's not that much of a threat.

>Scheduled maintenance is currently in progress.
Hurry up, Drybear.
I need Gundam Fernando in my life.

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>>171737447
>Actually paying 200gems for a chance at the full set

>>171737918
B-but it's Fernando, Anon.
I already have the rest of the stuff from Helios chest from Colossal except for Cassie that I got from Founder's pack when it was on sale

>>171732560
I've been actually thinking about moving to my smurf for a while to git gud at Andro or Cassie in peace and then returning to my main account and attempting to carry the shit out of people.
I'm still baffled about how I could get to 2300 elo as frontline/support main. M'koa is probably the one to blame.

>>171705341
I hope so.

>patching still in progress
How long is this going to take?

Illuminate
Modified description from % increase to additional range.
Increased stealth detection range increase to 15/30/45 units.
Made sure it's still useless.

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>>171741528
there are some good changes

>>171741718
No that's not a good change, Nobody is using that shitty blunderbuss legendary and they still won't because barricade and turret legendaries are miles better.

>>171735245
Well dropping smokescreen on him cuts LOS and dropping it on Allies cuts LOS so it should right?

>>171741787
Also holy fuck i spelled legendary's wrong. Fuckin kill me.

>>171741787
sarcasm
hard to convey

Lex is going to be the new Maeve?

>>171742080
Nah, he's nowhere as mobile as the other flankers, he's gonna go down most times he finds himself in a pinch.

plus he doesn't have a heal + cdr on demand

>>171736970
No,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n2pplkLwLE

>>171742080
>>171742232
He's the Anti-Maeve, not only does he instantly delete anybody under 2k with his Death Hastens and In pursuit combo, he can be specced into both pub-stomper or Anti-carry builds to ensure he's the ultimate pain in your ass no-matter your skill level.

>>171743818
what isn't the anti-maeve at this point

>>171741718
>Hi-rez desperately trying to make legendaries look better
Some of them are shit, and they should accept it and think about ways that could enhance them without cheap tricks like nerfing characters.

>>171743868
Maeve

>>171744535
GG

>>171742080
I don't think so, despite having auto aim Lex strikes me as harder to play than old Maeve. His primary fire is slow and I've heard it's actually projectile, so it's harder to aim and his mobility is mediocre meaning that it's easier to punish him for mistakes. I think we won't have a repeat of situation after Maeve's release when any shitter could pick her and do well because of the bullshit kit and huge amounts of self healing.

new co-op
surefire way to win please

>>171742080
>new Maeve
Meaning that people will cry for his nerf untill he's rendered unusable? Probably, considering that people wanted Torvald, of all champions, nerfed too.
When did we turn into such pussies, Fernando didn't die for this.

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>>171744715
He punishes mistakes heavily, I just got my first Quarda with him and it's so sweet.

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>>171745480
All it takes is a few spitballs or other AOE skills and he'll wipe the entire point.

I randomly got 10 Radiant Chests. What the heck?

>>171745565
>wiping with ult
That's not out of ordinary for anyone with offensive ult, Vik or even Skye can do that too.
Nice job tho

>>171745912
Thanks, it's just that his Ult his everyone instantly with a very short casting time that make's it so game changing.

>>171742080
I don't know, he does not seem nearly as hard to pin down as a Maeve or Drogoz.

>>171695380
>have Baroness skin equipped
>play match with Tyra
>she is using her default skin

B R A V O L O R E Z

>Kinessa's co-op calls her an academy reject
What type of lore is this?

>>171747001
The patch is heavily bugged, Lex's roll sometimes sink you in the ground, your skins do not show up and some other bugs.

Did they refund Founders Pack again? Booted up and had over 1000 crystals and 50 chests for seemingly no reason. Actually managed to get everything in the Helios Chest which is nice, just curious if that's where it came from.

>>171747394
>PTS works remotely well
>Live patch is full of fuckery
Every time.
How do they even do this.

>attack speed legendary doesn't make lex's right click fire faster anymore
>his damage legendary still makes the right click do more damage
lol

>>171710195
>Bolt is an elf
I don't understand this meme.

>>171744715
Just dont use it in vertical maps like Timber Mill or Serpent Beach

>>171748579
I think it was meant for >>171748453

>>171748453
>Upon his death, the majestic Elven King Boltanas bound his soul into the blade T'lonmar, so that he might forever defend his kingdom from the Goblin Hordes of Ozmendar. Ruckus found his blade, melted it down, and built his war machine from it. Many think being bound to a goblin would be insufferable, and "Bolt" would agree... and he makes sure Ruckus never forgets it.
>>171748725
yes

>Androxus 2.0 takes 80% of most characters' health in one shot

Guess I'm not playing until the next patch.

>>171748797
>Androxus 2.0
>not Maeve 2.0

>>171748797
>Hi-rez trying various means to stop 'tank meta'
>while simultaneously having champions that can one or two-shot anyone who is not a tank
They fucking played themselves.

>>171695380
>missing cards not fixed
L M A O

>>171748862
>>171749060
it has begun, gents
it's that time where mermoco comes to be again

>>171747283
>Kinessa is an academy reject
>Chink has no friends, Buck has no job, Tyra is homeless etc.
Either these are alternate realities or Crosswind Hold is a haven for all kinds of losers, like people whose knighthood is only self-appointed or whose has been kicked out of magic school for becoming immortal and slightly mentally unstable ice witches.

How long will it take people to realize they should play Lex like a damage instead of a flank

>>171749335
Imo Lex and Androxus should have been both in damage category.

>>171749648
Lex, I agree is anti-flank but Androxus literally spends as much time as the jetpack dragon in the air.

>still a 200 crystals chest
lol

>>171731882
Marry, fuck, kill

>>171749708
>Androxus literally spends as much time as the jetpack dragon in the air
Only if you pick Dark Stalker. If we take time spent in the air as an indication of flanker, then Air Assault Ruckus could be there too.

>>171750183
better buy it nerd and don't complain when you notice the bug that unequip your skin

>>171750394
kill them all

If Lex doesn't get a Judge Dredd skin where he yells "I AM THE LAW" in the future I'm gonna be fuckin' pissed.

>>171750415
mechs dont float
he just drops down like a rock after using up his F's

why did I get three radiant chests

and who's this black guy

>>171749334
>Chink has no friends
B-but I thought Fernando was his amigo?

>Error: loadouts require 12 points spent across all cards.

Newplayer here, I just bought Androxus and I honestly have no idea what he does, specifically his jetpack thingy and nether step. I get that he's a flank but I still cant figure out how to utilize his skills. In what scenarios do I use nether step for?

>>171751156
Not yet. But one day Fernando will answer this https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/e5/Sha_Lin_SP_SpawnChatter_Fernando_Instigate_1.ogg and they will become best amigos.

wow the new pve is even faggier

>>171751154
>who's this black guy
It's Raynday's self insert.
>why did I get three radiant chests
No idea, maybe from achievements? I got the notification too, but instead of 3 chests I got 10. Or maybe it's related to this? >>171747552

Thread reminder that Hi-rez is full of lesbians, gays and fujoshits, so Sha lin and Nando have a chance to get a happy ending.

XD fanfiction

>>171751154
shohorned negroid

>>171751847
How long until we get Prettyhair's self insert?

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>>171695380
BRAVO LO-REZ

>>171751936
Grokh

>>171751154
Ying's new boyfriend.

>>171751936
we already have him, its ying

>>171751154
He's a filthy furry, don't bother yourself.

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>tfw to redditpilled too operate PoC and female toons

>>171695380
>all modes disabled
DED

>>171751912
After the whole Paladins ordeal is over they will travel the world together as an unstoppable duo of Knight and Archer, slay dragons, save damsels, make some legends about them and fuck every night.
xD fanfiction

what the fuck did they do to the hitsound
it's awful

are queues broke? I've been in 6 where people haven't accepted now

game is down lol

>>171752518
Wait till you hear tf2 Barik's new reload, it's fucking painful.

>>171752620
I JUST WANTED TO CHECK OUT FN-01
REEEEEEEEEE

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If Flak isn't a fairy or a mothgirl, and she's just a simple loli with a jetpack, I'll riot.

>>171753336
well get your pitchfork ready, closeted furry fuck.

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>>171753409
>fairies
>mothgirls
>furry
What?

>>171753640
>they're not humanized animals! they're animalized humans!! plus they're cute anime girls so it's ok :)

fuck off

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>>171753890
Here, have this helpful chart.

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>6 games in a row, one didn't join
>finally get into a game
>instalock Lex to try him out
>go into game
>our Inara doesn't load in and it's 4v5
What are these fuck faces doing!?

>>171754215
2 is already full furry

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>>171754215
>le chart from 2004 when I can't refute an argument

here, have an updated chart from people who evolved

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>>171754521
And what connection does a fairy and a mothgirl have to furries? One is a tiny human with wings and magic shit, one is a monstergirl.

Both of them are in someway half bugs or something I guess?

>>171754215
Pip is very furry!

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>>171754772
Fairies are just normal humans with animal-like accessories, like catgirls. What differentiates monster girls from furries is the face. They can both have as horribly distorted and animal-like bodies as you please, but if the face is an anime girl face, it's a monster girl.

>>171755127
And very C U T E !

I know it's wrong but for some reason I want to violate a fairy even if that kills her ;_;

>>171751154
Phoenix from Demolition Man.

>>171751980
>800 elo diffence between their lowest players elo score

>>171754772
You've answered your own question.
The term "Furry" no longer only applies to stuff with, well, fur.
Unfortunately, it's been a long damn time.

>>171752303
>Being enlightened means not playing other heroes cause other nationality and gender
>In a video game

>>171753890
>you see anything with monster traits is furry even though they don't have any facial features or body types commonly used in furry media
Point to where the bad /a/nons touched you.

I really want Gundam skin for Fernando

>>171756514
That'll be 2400 crystals my friend.

>>171756514
Pay up goyim.

>>171753336
What makes you think she'll be a mothgirl?

>>171756457
Something being uncommonly used does not invalidate it, anon.
The exception does not nullify the rule.

We're in a general that's almost related to this analogy, actually

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>>171756763
Wishful thinking.

>>171756826
>you see the exception does not nullify the rule
>monster girls are half woman half monster
>furries range from human face on full monster body to animal head on human body

/palg/ the fetish general, where you learn what all kinds of fetish are.

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Alyssa is a cute. A CUTE!

>>171756953
I like the way you think. Personally I want the next frontliner to be an obnoxious waifu fanatic. Why? Because I need someone to self insert into and I like making people cringe with my weeb. And since I'm Frontliner they cannot ignore me if they want to win.

>>171756627
>not having the other skins already unlocked
BAD GOYIM

>>171757180
This is 4chan, not some third rate site. We take our fetish categorization seriously.

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>>171757174
Considering that everybody in this thread is a Hi-rez employee, what would be the favorite fetish of the main 4 (Drycunt, Alyssa, Manletfucker and Manlet)?

>>171757257
>What is a Fernando?

>>171757440
In no particular order
>blackmail
>mindbreak
>femdom
>maledom
>handholding under the sheets with the lights off
>you don't even want to know the rest

>>171757539
Fernando is obnoxious about hyping himself up. I want some guy/gal/abomination upon mankind that obssessing over someone else.

>>171757619
>handholding under the sheets with the lights off
Who's fetish is this? That sounds cute and pure as fuck.
I love it.

I also bet 500 that Cuckbear is into NTR. His self-insert keeps getting rejected and cucked.

>>171755997
Have you read the good book "The Joys of Stretching"?

Anyone got any BK tips or builds? I'm trying to git gud as him.

>>171758028
Do fairies stretch??

>>171746027
Yeah, I'm thinking it needs to have a longer casting time or a smaller AoE.

>>171757257
>Some shy female support that keeps getting all drooly and obsessive around girls, but treats the guys like shit
>Healing/killing female champs makes her giggle and compliment them, or even say weird cute shit
>Healing/killing male champs makes her insult them

For Lex, does discovery work with Keen Sight?

>>171758351
Yes. This is just like my animes. Plus since Paladins doesn't have as many artists as Overwatch I don't have to see as many revenge porn pics posted in the thread by people who hate that hero.

>>171758351
That would be Kinessa.

Fernando's new skin is great, but damn, voice pack kinda sucks.
No amigo in the ultimate is already a dealbreaker, and there is not a single line that would be better than 'I can see a piece of myself in you' or even his sensual shushing on VVGQ.
I bet he doesn't even make sexy noises when stunned.

>>171759607
Kinessa is not a support, unless you count baiting flanks as supporting, but she does have some interesting lines.

>>171757440
Dunno about first two, but Manletfucker fetishizes manlets, so there is that, and Manlet himself is a furry and already writing fanfics about Lex and Pip.

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from Bird for high ELO comp

>>171761158
switch grover with tyra

>>171761158
seems accurate

>>171761158
The most important part is that Fernando is now tier higher.
I kek'd pretty hard at Pip, he got nerfed but is better pick now.
Guess we are moving from tank meta to support meta, better buy that cauterize

>>171761275
no

Can I open chests yet

>>171761571
They will never be fixed, just do it already.

>>171761571
Wait until a booster sale

>>171761158
>Grohk in S tier for more than 3 weeks already
What a time to be alive.

So how do i disenchant cards? or is that shit broken along with most of this patch?

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>>171762047
Need to go to that dumb cards tab.

>tfw you can't disenchant those shitty default legendaries that you will never use
;_;

>>171761158
How is bomb king s tier? He can jump in with poppy but he has to wait so long before he can jump again.

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>>171757440
Why don't you ask them yourself?

>>171762982
???
check your loadout

>>171762982
Doesn't he have a card that reduces poppy cooldown for every sticky detonated?

>>171761158
where is Lex?

so what we expect now is
Grohk, Drogoz, Andro, Ying, Barik
vs
Makoa, Mal'Damba, ShaLin, BK, Pip

can't wait to see

>>171695380
Haven't played since Ying was just released. Can you good lads bring me up to speed? Also how's my girl Evie?

>>171763395
In how many hours is that?

>>171748363
It should be about the same IF it did right?

>>171762982
try using backdraft and getting good

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>its down
What a surprise

And just when it's down Guru turned my 1800 elo to 1600, even though I won. That's not fair.

>>171764831
iT'S A 30MIN MAINT, CALM YOUR TITS.
Barik was bugged.

>>171764946
Drybear punished you for winning.

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>>171765023
>Barik was bugged
What a surprise

>>171764454
Hello?

>>171765023
>Barik was bugged.

Among a lot of other shit!

>>171765291
Like what? I didn't get a chance to see these bugs.

>>171765376
Barik was in perma 3rd person and his gun didn't show up
Maldamba cards got reset

When sliding with lex did anyone clip through the ground?
id screenshot but im using the potato config

>>171765467
Happens a lot near stairs

>>171765467
I always either go up in the air or in the ground.
It always goes crazy when I slide with him.

>Save up chests
>Buy booster with free triangle points
>Get extra items on like 12 chests

Will this work ?

>>171765376
//disconnect and it's uppercase brother have been removed entirely.
VGS doesn't work after match end
PvE top play shows only the Kinessa's gun, not the Kinessa itself.
In the shooting range, Bomb King can't detonate bombs in the air.
Getting killed as a chicken (from Pip's ult) will cause your game client to eat up more ram (looks like memory leak), causing your game to slow down, stutter and 'crash to main menu', often confused with drop-hacking.
Card descriptions not working
As well as Lex's default not being named properly

>>171765467
Lawman breaking the laws of physics, the irony does not escape me.

>>171765619
yes but it won't be worth it

>Drycunt shutting down the game for the Q&A
At least talk about Flak or Seris you jew.

>>171765158
I just want to believe I'm good at video games.

more damage and flanks incoming xdddd

>>171766182
No, you're shit, now buy boosters goyim.

>>171764454
Also I have 25 chests, they used to be useless when I played back then, how are they now and is the boost thing for extra drop worth it because I seem to have 275 jewbucks.

30 Yings when Drybear?

>>171766586
It's a low priority, a.k.a never so shut the fuck and stop asking, instead buy more boosters.

>Skye is going to be a stealth shitter stomper forever

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Wonder if they'll fix this.