/palg/ - Paladins General

>>171842140
>Tutorials made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvmzT6CSvg8&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNyc6n9nhYujLyniK69nMFrB
>Champion guides made by Hi-Rez (playlist) - may contain some outdated info
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p9Ptob5pC4&list=PLfqXKYM_LlNwUxmoNDngInm4DnaanoKS9
Let's pretend nobody saw that.

>tfw you pick Skye
>vs Lex "Piece of Shit" THE LAW!!!!111
>lose
Hmm. Okay. Damn.

>>171842295
When are they going to rework skye
Buffs won't even cut it anymore

Why does nobody in my games ever talk?
I mean they don't even shittalk which is just straight up weird.

>>171842510
amigos favella

5th for Lex is a pedo

>>171842434
Schkee is pretty good. You just have to submit. Don't struggle. Just let it happen, after she's drugged you she'll make sure you have no choice anyway.

>Inches Per 360
1.4
>Centimeters Per 360
3.5

lel, I thought I had a low configuration. The thing is I'm not that bad at aiming but can I be better if I lower the shit out of everything?

800dpi
Mouse Sensitivity 4
360° rotation: 26 cm
Actual VFOV: 88.51 degrees
Actual HFOV: 120 degrees

3 is bit to slow, 4 a bit to fast, but i don't want to change my DPI so... hi rez - 3.5 now please

>>171842898
Solution? Lower the DPI to 400 and increase ingame sens to 7! WAHOO! :D

someone was asking for a surefire way to win the pve yesterday.

step 1 get a friendly nando
step 2 pick sha lin because we all know youre the only one that can aim in your entire team
optional step take friendly grover for heals and axe

at the start of each round tell your nando to go left and put up his infinite shield.
fire from safe cover till they all dead.
carefull though some mines might land behind you, kill them fast if they do.

>>171842140
Asked in the previous thread but nobody answered.
The casual games are absolutely, unplayably terrible in this game. Is competitive any better or should I just give up on this game?

does the founders pack give you crystals if you have all the heroes or just gold?

I want to hold Fernando's hand!

>>171842850
nope, you can have good muscle memory with high settings

>>171843242

>Is competitive any better or should I just give up on this game?

Kinda. You probably have low elo because you are new so you get matched with retards/kids. Same will happen in competitive but to a lesser extent since they at least have 12 lvl 4 champs.

>>171843242
No one plays ranked in this game, the system is garbage and the queues take forever so it's never touched

>>171843242
I dont say this often enough, get some friends, its the only way to enjoy it unless youre some mlg pro, even they find friends.

>>171843680
>>171843698
>try comp
>my team picks maeve, kinessa, viktor, tyra
Too bad this game had potential.
I'm out.

>>171842434
Never
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/130451727?t=17m04s
https://www.twitch
.tv/videos/130451727?t=32m44s

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Alyssa is a cute. A CUTE!

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>>171844163
sluts can be cute yes

>>171842850
It's very straining on your hands to play with very high sensitivity. All the medical experts working with esports say players with higher mouse sensitivities tend to have more injuries

>>171843153
>step 1 get a friendly nando
>step 2 pick sha lin
God, I thought it was actually a /palg/ay post when I saw that, but it's actually a good guide, thanks.

>>171843896

Isn't like this in every game with matchmaking? It's hard to get out of elo hell but things get better

>>171842676
Just because Pip is tiny doesn't mean he's young.

>>171844296
those are actually negated by stetching and massages, medical knowledge doesnt stay the same

they used silver once upon a time all medical experts also agreed with that

>>171844946
the thing is that you know better than the experts

so you're a superexpert?

>>171845180
knowledges and stuff changes anon, check up on massages

>>171845838
Oh no, this happens if you use low sens? I'm certainly going to lower my sens and move the mouse solely using my wrist instead of my whole forearm, that's surely better.

>>171844637
I haven't had pubs this shit in Dota, CSGO or Overwatch.
And when I have bad games there, at least people respond when I call them retarded faggots, which makes it a little more bearable.
Literally nobody in my games talk here. Maybe because I'm EU, idk.

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>>171815475
You know, every time I read "we got spawn camped!" story I really have to wonder how bad the poster must be at this game. I've got a win percentage under 50% and elo under 1500; I've been steamrolled but never spawn-camped.

>>171845961
That made no sense (hehe). High sens guys are the ones who move exclusively with wrist and/or smaller finger muscles, hence the susceptibility to injury. Moving your mouse with your whole arm is great because you're using big muscle groups instead.

>>171846006
He probably meant that he was slaughtered all the way to their camp, which is highly possible if their Lex was using a pub stomping build and he's lucky enough to get a breadcrumbs of noobs to slaughter all the way to their spawn.

>>171846127
>Moving your mouse with your whole arm
wont that damage your elbow and shoulder then?

>>171845978
Here's my profile btw, I don't really care if you google my name and find other shit, etc.
https://masterpaladins.com/profile/38655788707

>>171846205
Shoulder? No, maybe if you're PUSSY.

Elbow? Yes. But elbows aren't knees, they are DURABLE mothafuckas, they can FUK shit up man! Ha! YEH!

>>171843896
>>171845978
Every videogame community are like that.
I WISH EVERY GAME HAD, IN THEIR FORCED TUTORIAL, OR WRITTEN IN RED ; "PLEASE PLAY THE OBJECTIVE. PLEASE STAY GROUPED AND COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR TEAM OR ELSE YOU WILL LOSE. A LOT."

>>171846205
no
http://drleviharrison.com/mouse-sensitivity-gaming-rsi/

>>171846496
whyd you post the doomfist actor?

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Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>>171846727
I need context. Why is he /ourguy/ exactly?

>>171846198
>pub stomping build
Post it, would you?

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>>171846727
No

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>>171846727
No.

>you can choose to play as the guy that everyone focus on, has limited mobility, low damage/range, get BTFO by Drogoz every 15 min.
>or the guy who flies/slides around and get all the kills

Why does no one wants to be frontline I wonder?

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>It's an episode where we have a well rounded team but none of them stand on the point then get mad when we lose

>>171846839
>>171846941
He's going to tell his bosses that people liked VGS during top play.

>>171847030
dumb animeposter

>>171846941
the guy looks like grover

>>171846935
Still working on the point cost but: Death Hands, Justice Served 4, Requip 3, Conditioned 3, The hunted 1 and Keen sight 1. Probably don't need re-equip 3 but it's your choice.

>>171847272
You're the front line, huh.

>>171846006
it happens in pro games too. Actually, it's more likely to happen at higher ratings, because people understand the value of zoning, and will come as a team to your spawn while one guy pushes the cart.

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So, when is pixie going to come back and drop those sweet sweet redeem code i've heard you youngster talkin' about?

>>171846496
>These players will flick their wrists aggressively, hence engaging the anatomical structures that are at risk for developing RSI including the carpal tunnel, the wrist, joints, tendons, etc. Often, these fast wrist movements can cause the hand position to remain in an unnatural, strained, or obtuse angle, which in turn, may incite inflammation from this aggravating motion.
>wrist flicking
That's an issue you get if you're using a sensitivity that's too high to control with your upper arm and too low to control with your fingers.
I make minimal wrist movements when moving the mouse in the left-right direction. Up-down motion is controlled using fingers alone.

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>>171847415
no i'm the Grohk dropping totem on the point while Makoa and the Andro are shooting from above on ice mines and Ying and Viktor are around the corner playing peakaboo with the enemy Fernando

I got the nando skin from a code posted last night and I don't play nando

>>171848021
Did that slut Alyssa post it?

>>171847836

Fuck off reddit

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>>171848287
You got a problem with me browsing reddit daily?

>>171848287
>>171848363
I have a problem with you two sperging about reddit.

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What is this?

>>171848021
It's destiny then.
You have to start playing Fernando, amigo.

>>171849181
Some retard taking a picture of their screen

>>171849181
The power of a 4-man QA team

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>>171849181
i got that too

>>171849181
I got that like an hour ago, i have no idea who it's for or what it does

>if you don't have a lex and drogoz on your team might as well alt+f4
Fuck this game.

>>171849181
Pixie not doing her job.

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hahaha

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hehehe

The furry has landed, hide yo wife, hide your sister, hide yo mama. they raping everybody

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>>171852216
hohoho

>>171849210
But he's boring

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>>171852216
Mate, they've been around since forever.
With stuff like hypermuscle, inflation, some hilariously bad art, etc.

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>Tfw you want to play Paladins but haven't found the time lately
I have made mistakes in my life

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>>171847346
Keen sight doesn't work.

i'm using this build and have 13 wins in 13 games
Death Hastens (obviously)
Commencement 4 - this is my escape and push, you can do a full reload during it so no reason for Requip
Fortitude 4 - never trust pub healers and deal with Evie, Maeve etc easily
Compel 2 or Conditioned 2 - then buy Chronos or Nimble accordingly, i think Compel 2 is cheaper (cuz Nible is cheaper and 2s is more than 1.5s)
last 2 don't matter really, but
The Hunted 1 and Justice Served 1 (1 for tanks and 1 for low hp faggots)

get a kill - snowball - spawncamp - gg

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>>171852474
>he doesn't enjoy frying people as sexy Spaniard
Disappointing.

>>171849667
I know that Hi-rez is not a big company, but 4 people almost seems like a blatant lie.

>>171855105
tickling people*

>>171855362
Even better. Death by one thousand tickles.
He can deal a decent damage with fireball tho + flame lance is aoe so he's good against stacks.

When are they gonna nerf the ult of GigaNigga?

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reminder that Bask still doesn't do anything and Masterful only procs on one champion

>>171855764
>REE DROGOZ IS OVERPOWERED YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO KILL SOMEONE IN ONE HIT
>Lex can literally delete multiple people at no risk
What were they thinking by adding this Overwatch tier shit?

>>171856153
Drogoz is broken and they still haven't fixed him, I guess that's how they want the game to be.

>>171856291
I guess you just don't want to play hitscan champions. They even added a new one to fuck him up, but it's understandable that you might still be learning him.

>>171842140
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Category:Removed_Cards

That's a lot of cards.

>>171856808
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Compound_Reaction
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Cull_the_Weak
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/No_Surrender
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Backlash
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Dugout
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Celerity
http://paladins.gamepedia.com/Endure_IV

I kinda miss these cards.

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>>171856808
A lot of them were great and made the card system an actual game changer instead of a basic number changing thing

>>171855249
I disagree m8, it seems oddly plausible.
>Pixie herself says there only 4 QAs
>dozens of bugs per patch
>PTS gets shilled really hard

>>171856382

Lex is a broken pos I don't want the game to be balanced around him.

>>171856382
Hitscan champs don't counter Drogoz so well, except Andy and now the broken Lawman, they have falloff damage while Drogoz can kill them from a distance with a salvo.

>>171857349
you can blame reddit for that one. they said the system was too complex and intimidating and that it was impossible to learn what each card did, which is why it was changed to what we have today: number boosts and minor mechanic changes.

Why are you guys complaining so much about Lex?
He's badroxus as far as I can tell.

>>171858235
>Drogoz can kill them from a distance with a salvo.
If you're retarded, I guess.

>>171858423
He'll at the very least zone them very well, if you don't move away you are dead.

>>171858112
o boy, here we go again.
If any new champ is actually decent to play everyone will cry nerf. Only shitty champs are allowed(like Inara).

>>171858589
He's literally broken man, fuck off.

>get into game
>pick Lex
>pick time ends
>I get kicked
>"Character not available"
>Deserter, wait 30 minutes
nice game

>>171858530
And if you don't drop out of the air as Drogoz, you're dead.

>>171856153
worst part is that his ult doesn't have a loud sound so you get fucked before you realize he used it

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>>171858589
>be anyone
>do your job extremely well
>end the game with 3k credits
>have the KANG on your team
>he does average
>he ends the game with 5k credits because he possesses the mystical ability to mug his victims before killing them
>this isn't broken

>>171858589
He's got an ability that's literally 'do free damage against the nearest champ".

>>171858589
Hitscan damage/flanks will never not be bullshit.

You literally hit one shot than press RMB to delet most champs in the game, I actually feel bad playing as him, how was this allowed?

>>171859649
game wasn't enough like overwank

>>171859000
cuz you're better than the braindead, but your aim and shit is not good enough to play against other players who aren't completely potato

>>171858834
yup, because your teammates arent there at all and its 5v1

>>171859136
Like Barik's turrets?

>>171861116
yup dude sure we can both create situations where we both have a disadvantage but the bottom line is projectile loses to hitscan if you can get good

>>171861656
Barik's turrets don't 2shot you

>masterful only procs on one champion
>play drogoz
>still top damage but not by the amazing numbers you used to be able to get
>realize this is the way it should have always been

>>171842140
>end match
>alt+tab until the Top Play ends
>join queue again
WOW pretty amazing system you got there!, congratulations to the one who thought that the Top Play should be unskippable.

>maeve is added to the game
>decent champ, requires some skill to use properly but gets shut down easily by a team who knows what they're doing
>reddit shitters bitch and moan because they're so fucking bad at the game that they can't hit and kill a 1800hp champ casually running circles around them
>they cry to the developers over and over
>lo-rez actually listens to them and nerfs her into uselessness because lol no skill allowed
>but that wasn't enough so they went ahead and made a champ who literally aims and shoots for you

I hope you're all happy
Only a few more patches until this game becomes officially worse than OW

>>171863018
t. butthurt Maevefag

>>171842898
I have a DPI step specially for paladins.

You should do the same.

>>171863417
did the big bad flanker hurt your feelings? can't sit a mile away from the point as kinessa anymore because she just won't leave you alone?
it's okay, you can just play lex now and press m2 to make the mean kitty go away, you don't even need to aim!

>>171862678
Wrong. Masterful was a mistake that promotes shitty Drogi.

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>>171863018
>>171863646
>maevefags on suicide watch!!!

>>171863018
>Only a few more patches until this game becomes officially worse than OW
With the addition of le autoaim man of many skilled duels and credits, I fear this might be the case.

lex's basic loadout shows that the developers don't know anything about the game desu

>>171863646
cry more now that you can not do your ez combo for instant 3000 damage

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>>171863646
>a champ who literally aims and shoots for you
Thats not the worse.His normal shots are the problem here.Hes like a mix between sha lin and androxus

>>171863940
>>171863970
>>171864024

The funny thing is that Lex isn't even super strong, you don't see him topdamaging and topfragging like Maeve was when she was added.

People are just complaining for the sake of complaining.

Most of the time Lex is doing average stat-wise if you ignore credits.

>>171864159
?

>>171864159
maeve was ez topfrag when she released because nobody knew how to deal with her

most people learned after a few days and the game balanced itself out, but some people were just so bad at the game that they didn't

Looking for people to play the ps4 version with. Should I look here or in the sony general?

>>171864159
The shitters will bitch and whine about any new champ. They don't want to improve(or can't) they'll just whine and make sure any new champ can't disturb their favorite "main".

Look at what happened to Maeve and also look at the amount of shitter saying Torvald was weak when he was out. 90% of Paladins playerbase are shit and that includes the people here in /palg/

>>171864483
>look at the amount of shitter saying Torvald was weak when he was out
but he was, he become good thanks to his OP +40% damage legendary.

>>171864483
This is the guy that cries about drogoz

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>>171864912
>maeve fucks up drogoz
>maeve gets nerfed
>guy says people who wanted nerf are shitters
>this is the guy that cries about drogoz

>>171860934
that aint it, I went on a literal 8 loss streak

that sad part is I was one of the better players :/

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>>171864418

>pick drogoz
>enemy team has viktor, lex, tyra, sha lin, inara
Never fucking again holy shit

>>171864390
Yeah that's not true kiddo, i have 2650+ elo and Maeve was dominating most games with ease.

Game didn't balance itself out, i'm pretty sure if you were to post your profile everyone would see you aren't the best player on this general.

>>171865317
>all that hitscan
I feel you on a spiritual level.

>>171865317
>pick combustible
>get haven and life rip 2
>kill 2 of them everytime you fire spit
>never die

>>171844042
>Drybear talking about maeve nerf: We really want to make it so when you're fighting someone, it feels like a challenge to overcome. Like if you lose, they bested you in skill, not that they simply had a better ability.

So why is planted still in the game. Thats exactly what it does. Auto win duels because its a stupidly strong ability.

>>171865914
And reversal
And in pursuit
Does this cunt even think before he opens his mouth

>>171858389
Their original idea was too have just a few champions you could play in a ton of different ways. It´s been removed because they wanted to add more champions. The system was also an unbalanced mess with every champion just having one or two meta builds despite all the options you had.

>>171865914
Shalin got indirectly nerfed by adding Lex desu, i don't have any problems with him anymore because he's dead much more often.

>before Lex the spiciest cursing was Tyra's GIVE THEM HELL
>Lex references bull testicles and blasphemes

What's going on here?

>>171865423
Yeah thats the excuse maevefags give everytime.

>s-she was only op at low elo cuz peeps didnt know how to deal with her!!!

I think her nerf might've been a little much, but holy shit she was such an OP crutch when she was first released, Elo be damned.

>Fernando in tournament
My amigos has been activated.

>>171866284
>BEEEEND OVER!

>>171866416
It's probably the only time his shield bug will be cared about, so it's for the best.

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>>171866561
It's just latency :^))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

>>171863018

>Tfw you only know post-nerf Maeve and think she's fine

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>turn on stream
>see this
xd

>>171865423
>you're wrong, my imaginary number on this unofficial site proves it
like clockwork

Will I still get Chaos crystals occasionally for watching the Smite pro league?

>>171867115
If You are extremily lucky, like winning the lottery lucky, yes.
I'm not sure If they give crystals anymore, just chests.

>>171865914
>we want duels to be about skill and not just how big the numbers we give them are
>so we added a champion with autoaim hitscan weapons

>>171867259

Well I won a SWC Digital loot pack earlier this year during SWC So I think my luck is pretty alright.

I don't really care if its crystals or rolls, Im just making sure if Paladins stuff drops still. Or if there's a Paladins stream I should be squatting in to collect specifically.

>>171866416
Nando won, I'm satisfied.
Now I need him to be picked by or against some big fishes like Burrito.

How come Kinessa the Bounty Hunter doesn't have a bounty system

>Sha Lin jumping off the cliff again in tournament
Why it's always Sha Lin being the last one standing.

>>171867632
Good question.

>>171867059
So he's the Alchemist of this game I guess.
Except he's not exceptionally terrible when he isn't far ahead of everyone, unlike Alchemist.

>>171867632
Because she is the obligatory sniper meme champ. You just throw a sniper rifle on her and some other meaningless abilities that have nothing to do with her other than "that's her gear now shut the fuck up".

>>171867807
>Sha Lin jumping off the cliff again in tournament
Nando was dead already, so his life had no meaning
xD fanfiction

>their Tyra
>untouchable demon on a 30-kill streak
>our Tyra
>jacking off in a corner losing a 1v1 against Androxus

>>171867059
Credits surely are a great way to measure performance.
Fernando and Ruckus right behind him tho, nice sight

>>171868139
Goddamn, why do they always have to suffer?
Happy ending for Sha lin and Fernando when?
Happy housewife(male) desert chink when?

>>171868436
>Tyra
>untouchable demon
You must be doing something wrong.

>>171868436
Losing a duel to Andro is nothing to be ashamed, Edgy Man is made to win 1v1 after all.

>>171847272
>Be Ying
>End up with highest capture points with 130

>>171866284
>You're GOD DAMN right!
>*puts on sunglasses and pulls out a smoke, plus has knives and is ripped*

>>171867858
Shame what glaciertoad did to Alchemist.

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thank you lo rez
it's not like I wanted to use a loadout or anything haha

why do I even still play this shit

>>171869321
I was Barik and dealing with a lex, drogoz, pip, and the Tyra no one seemed to be able to kill.

>>171870090
I had to rebuy cards I used to have to get rid of this error :)))

>>171869980
He's a top tier pick and still didn't get touched in todays patch.
Or do you say that because he's played like a faster farming Naga.

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>>171869804
Revealing Lex's true form!

>keep losing
>don't know if it's because I'm terrible or if I'm just being matched with people who won't cover what I can't
>or if I'm just being tossed against people out of my depth (though guru's elo scores keep telling me otherwise)
>wonder if my best is just not enough
All I feel is angry. At others and myself.

>>171870902
What the hell is this? Is this some sort of SHIT edit!? Do you want PRIASE for this GARBAGE? GO FUCK yourself! FUCK You! Fucking FAGGOT!

>>171852407
>>171851567
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/1/17/Snip_ability_shrapnel_03.mp3

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>>171871964
Hey! >>/d2g/ is that way...

You FUCK. I want every /d2g/ on my desk by the 69th hour... 4... 420 days. from now.

>>171872167
Are you ok, Anon?

>>171872225
It's a reference to Khonjin House Episode 16, as you can see here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YcVwCfX2U4

Please, watch the whole series, It's actually brilliant.

>>171870535
He's not that good anon.

>In the middle of selection
>Get a notification about earning 3 radiant chests
>Oh okay cool
>Check twitch, no bot whisper about it
>Finish game
>Check
>No chests

wtf lo rez

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>>171871304

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>>171873045
Can you please remove my wife from that image?
Thanks in advance.

>>171873045
That's nice, I never thought anyone would do that for me. Saved. Thank you.

Is there anyone there? Jewbear? Pixie? Anon?
Is it a dead thread ?

>join first game of ranked
>REEEEEEEEEEE PICK TANK
is playing who you wanna play and playing ranked compatible in this game?
I'll be frank, I'm kinda turned off by this shit right now, all I wanted to do is play my shit and be on the top of the leaderboard but I can't because of autistic meta screechers who can't accept anything else.

>>171874260
not the right game for you desu

>>171874260
I don't play competitive because everyone's too serious and angry.

>>171866056
You mean the request for more champions over more, more complex cards? That was a request from reddit (this was also the cause for them changing things from expensive cards and free champions to having to unlock champions with gold and cheap cards).

The reddit defined meta was limited because the community didn't want to have to deal with multiple posibilities in a competitive environment, not because they weren't viable.

Basicly almost every negative change that have been done to the game was directly or indirectly caused by hi-rez listenting too much to reddit.

>>171874731
What the fuck are you TALKING about "SERIOUS AND ANGRY"?! Oh, "duh I play comp for FUN XD" FUCK you! Get the FUCK out of here you FUCKING IDIOT!

What if blocking stuff as nando didn't count as being in combat?

>>171867995
the mines are to counter flanks and make tanks easier to hit
teleport is to get into sniping postitions and escape from flanks
wtf are you talking about?

>>171858417
He does have the pro of snowballing with extra credits to spend BUT he has to die so if he's doing well he has to die to be able to cash it in.

>>171874929
>receiving hits
>not in combat
Amigo...

>>171875024
?
Makoa isn't in combat when he blocks stuff. Why should nando be

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Why

What would you say if Hi-Rez were to add a character with a blink strike attack like Loki's ultimate from Smite?

>>171858589
Inara is nice on paper but having a deployable shield that you can't see through is pretty hurting and she does not have enough to outweigh that con

>>171874929
That would require Nando's shield to not be bugged.
Would be nice tho, Veteran as first item every game, bye Last Stand card.

>>171875094
Makoa's shield creates a safe bubble. Nando's shield does not. Also >>171875250

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nth for YING

>>171875836
STOP SHATTERING

>>171875836
I want ying to smile at me

>>171859136
It only hits a guynear you. you want the damage to be split you can split it in half by having another ally go clsoer by a nano meter and get some of the damage.

>>171877526
or better yet break LoS

>lex did a triple pressing ult
>I did a triple using only autos as Maeve
Guest who got top play?

>>171874260

posts like this make me think... do people think about there actions.... was there a tought process.... "i want to have fun and not play very serious. hmm what gamemode would be best for this scenario.... ranked or unranked"

i only play unranked so i dont give a fuck about you ruining games in ranked but just as a human beeing.... think before you do things.... like seriously....

(i post on the chans like once a year, congratulations, you reached a treshhold)

>>171875836
Like the updated attack sounds they gave her mirror.

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>>171866284
>yfw Paladins decides to go darker to contrast against TF2/Overwatch
>Tyra, Bomb King and Grohk get a humorous conversation on human sacrifice
>Maeve casually mentions that she was raised in a brothel before she took to the streets
>Skye implies that she was sexually abused in the past

>>171878662
can you give me the lines?
all i know is that Tyra sold one of her past lovers for a gun.

>>171878662

>Ying's taunt and artwork is changed to being full on ahego
>Ying implies that she does lewd things with her illusions and is constantly in heat

Why is Inara so shitty?

>>171878925
That's going too far.

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>>171878662
>>171878925

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tfw you become no heal

>>171878416
I want to play and be the best I can be, and show for it. I do play casual a lot, but I want to brag about being on the fucking top.

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>>171874929
bad game

>>171879092
>>171879036
You dont think Ying is pure,right?

>>171879227
I think the whole concept of a "darker, grittier" game is stupid. Especially if it's just for the sake of edge.

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>>171879183
That just aint right.

>>171878662
>>Maeve casually mentions that she was raised in a brothel before she took to the streets

Things got awkward when the teacher asked her why Maeve didn't participate in "take your kids to work" day.

>>171879181
yeah thats why i play casual with friends and even then i usualy pick according to team comp, i find theres a cool pick in almost all of the "classes" so i don´t even mind picking what the team needs... probably also depends on what you think is fun

to some getting the most kills is fun but i am more objective oriented so to me winning the round is fun and with 5 flankers thats usually a no no

id suggest giving a few of the other champs a try to have a backup plan in case your teamcomposition looks to terrible

i see it very often that 4 people lock in flankers but when at least one of the flankers is willing to switch to support or tank another guy usually follows and repicks as well leading to a much more balanced team

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separate server for mexicans when?

>game turns into "who can wipe the enemy team slowly enough to make them run in one by one till the end of the round and no amount of VVVG can break the cycle"

>>171880667
That's br portuguese

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>>171880667
>Im going to dark your family
What did he meant by this
Br sometimes get stupid edgy

>>171879848
>play according to team
>lose because shitters don't help you at point

>play WHATEVER else you wanna play
>win because although you know point is important, you carry by effectively making the game a 3v5 fiesta

Really fires up my thought processes. For the record, I just won a game without tank and healers. Gee, imagine that. Protip, you can sit at point just fine as a flanker after a triple kill. Bet your ass their tank won't do jack shit.

>>171881581
You can carry against shitters, but when you get a decent team you are in for a world of pain.

>>171880818
Return of slower capture speeds when

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>>171847272
I'm forced to deal with grover, inara, and ruckus alone without a support
Because everyone insisted on "flanking"

>Wipe the enemy team
>Entire team runs ahead because "hurr hold them off so they can't get back to the point"
>Even though we haven't capture the initial point (literally the only point in the match that matters)
>Even though the point caps faster with multiple people on it
>Even though they're going to die when they push in 4 on 5 without their support who they left on the point to capture alone

I don't get this meme. Capture the point, get the payload in our control, then if you want to push ahead and try to keep them at bay feel free, but until we have that payload your ass needs to be on the point.

lex is so fucking cancer

>rmb is autoaim
>ult is autoaim
>passive PUNISHES YOU FOR PLAYING WELL

fuck this game I'm playing overwatch

>can't use my loadouts because of missing cards bug
>can't rebuy cards because no essence
>can't open chests because they are buggy

They really want us to stop playing do they

>>171882536
>playing a frontline with no support structure
Asking for it, m8. Just play Tyra.

Its like they are committed to sucking out all of the fun the game could potentially have, shit they even removed VGS from POTG for no good reason, which was its only saving grace.

>>171882545
>Even though the point caps faster with multiple people on it

they took that out

now the key is to zone the enemy team but know when to back the fuck off and retreat to the point. Sadly, nobody knows when that is.

>>171883014
Well i have no idea there's gonna be two tanks
I usually can pull it off with barik most of the time

>>171883283
If your team is going full damage/flanks, then just fuck 'em and play a class that isn't frontline.
Sometimes you win. I had a team of four flanks and decided instead of being Fernando and dying in impotence, I'd be Tyra and burn people to death. Worked fairly well, since their only frontline was Inara and their only healer was Pip.

>>171882545
>>Even though the point caps faster with multiple people on it
Haha he thinks this game is still about teamwork

>>171875836
Could she be any purer?

>>171883446
>>171883268

Every day I enter these threads I just hear more and more things that are poorly designed in this game. How does Hi-Rez even manage to remain afloat?

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>>171878662
I like this idea.

>>171882554
You know Lex has to basically die to cash out his credits from his passive.

>>171883801
>go check the video
>he's actually there
holy shit

>>171883747
>poorly designed

It's literally a good thing though.

Deathball comps with Ruckus+2tanks+2healers would be too favoured otherwise.

>>171883747
People will accept a lot of garbage decisions as long as it's free, and only a small amount of those people have to spend money on RNG chest and shit to keep the game profitable.

>>171884464

You should have a choice, either put more people on the point to cap it faster but then the enemy team comes to the point, or have less people and try to push their lines. Now instead you just relegate one guy on your team to be the point bitch and everyone else moves ahead, and you just hope that said point bitch realizes he's the bitch and stays on the point or it doesn't get capped. All this does is enable everyone who wants to play flanker and never look at the point because there's no reason for them to even bother.

Man, I forgot the patch that changed the objective capture stuff was the same patch that introduced the dumb double credits for role shit too.

>Siege Game Mode:
“We have made several updates to the Siege game mode. Our goal is to improve the early to late game scaling, and ensure there are enough incentives to both capture the objective as well as push the payload cart successfully. We have also added additional incentives for champions in each role to play to their strengths. We will continue to evaluate Siege in coming patches.”
Objectives and Payload carts no longer progress faster with multiple players, one player will give the maximum amount of progress.
Objective capture rate and Payload cart speed now increases over the course of the match.
The team that captures the Objective gains an additional 300 credits per player.
The defending team no longer gains credits when successfully defending the Payload push.
Objective capture rate and Payload cart speed is no longer altered when you are ahead or behind in points.

>Each role now gains additional credits for doing their intended role:
Front Line champions gain 100% more credits for standing near an objective.
Support champions gain 100% more credits for healing allies.
Flank champions gain 100% more credits for eliminations on enemies when they are behind enemy lines.
Damage champions gain 100% more credits for dealing damage to enemy champions.

http://forums.paladins.com/showthread.php?17106-Open-Beta-36-Patch-Notes-October-24th-2016

>>171884807
Or you just enabled the tank meta even further because literally everyone has to glue their ass on the point to get decent speeds. Damage and Flanks won't twiddle their thumbs after they did their job. At least with only 1 guy babysitting, you have a choice of who to push and how much.

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Lex's Quarda's are pretty much the most satisfying thing in the game, even if you have to clutch so hard to get the stars to align to get them.

>>171884807
the current system does give choices. In fact, there's three.

either we stay and take up defensive positions around the point, OR, we all sit on the point so we can get some credits, OR we push to the enemy base and zone them, and risk getting btfo.

They need to stop adding characters and start adding new maps. I'm so sick of frog isle and jaguar falls. Just fix your bugs low rez and make the test maps official.

>>171887223
I have no faith in hirez's ability to make new maps after stone keep, god I fucking hate stone keep

>>171887540
Why do you hate it?

>>171887223
There should be at least 2 more in the pipeline, they won't stop with the new heroes until they got enough to cover all bases to sell skins for.

>>171887540
stone keep is good

>t. sha lin main

>>171883997
So, the trick is to never kill him?

Kinessa seems pretty good on this Kinessa PVE. I just wish people would stop picking flankers. They cannot do anything without being shredded by mines and aimbots.

Just pick Kinessa, spam slowing mines, shoot the stationary targets and have someone else who can also deal long range damage with you, and someone to deal with mines in case they get thrown near you.

>>171885410
The stupidest part is the removed the bonus for multiple people on the point but kept the indicator for how many people are currently on the point even though it doesn't matter anymore.

>>171880978
>Im going to dark your family
BLACKED

>>171887223
Jaguar Falls is good, it's Stone Keep every 4 games out of 5 that's pissing me off

>>171886372
>We Want The OverWatch Audience

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>>171886372
>Lex looks in your general direction
>Your team vanishes

>>171880667
>confusing spanish with portuguese

burgertards as retarded as ever

>>171886372
Wait how the hell did you hit that guy on the far right he was outside your field of view

>>171886372
It looks so cheap, it should take a little longer and have an animation of him shooting at everyone.

>>171892537
If he's on screen, he counts as a target. If there's someone you want to hit with your ult, make sure he's not already engaging you or he will get away/kill you.

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lex "punishing" maeve and pip for their crimes at the same time when???

>>171893025
Always has been. Most kids just don't know how to play.

>>171891071
They were never good at masking it.

>>171893223
Wait your not just trynna fool me are ya

>>171892845
>If he's on screen, he counts as a target
This needs a nerf so bad. It should have an AoE sphere where you're aiming to be less bullshit.

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>>171893881
>>171893223
Fug you know you might be on to something.

Why did they make Kinessa darker?

>>171892537
>>171892845
>>171894280
lex's ult explodes in a cone. anyone inside the cone that's in line of sight of the explosion will get hit.

>>171895910
What happens if I Reversal in his face?

>>171896528
You shoot back 600 damage, can't execute him I'm afraid.

Hi I started playing maybe a week ago and i'm so bad, please help. oh god. I'm awful. Can someone do doubles with me, maybe?

>>171895478
That's a good question. I thought that was a custom skin and then noticed that she's darker

What the fuck?

>last 3 patches added more bugs than actual content
why are you still playing this mess

>>171898608
It's fun.

I'd never pay real money for it, thogh

>>171898608
I'm not

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>>171898608
I have a theory that they fixed the masterful/combustible bug by adding another bug to masterful in that it can't proc on more than one champion anymore
literally,
sausage

>>171897730
Would giving my IGN help or does no one want to be weighed down by some noob?

>These threads have just died

Is this it? Is this the patch that kills the game?

Holy shit, Barik is bad again.
Without Tinkerin he does the same amounts of damage he did before legendaries.

>>171901365
Yup, Lex counters every flank, can fuck with Sha Lin and Skye with no problems, has bonus damage against Tanks, his ult is OHK, etc etc

>>171902734
>his ult is OHK
It's a OHK if you're already almost half dead. That's not really a OHK.

>actually enjoyed playing frontline
>after this patch I can't fucking stand it
Barik is busted, Torvald is just a big target, Makoa's ult is basically invitation to get stunned while everyone runs away, Inara is just bad and Nando has been fucked up for months now.
Guess I will play dps like everyone now.

Does Lex's heal on target kill card not work in real matches? Cause it doesn't do shit in the shooting range

>half of the games I had today didn't have Lex in it
The fuck?

>>171903246
Closest to a frontline that doesn't get erased every two seconds is grohk with wraith build.

>>171903804
Then he gets erased every 4 seconds!

>>171902042
Yeah he's back to being shit again.

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>>171902934
>be fighting
>lex comes up
>AYO HOL UP NIGGA I KNOW THIS IS YO POINT BUT LEMME JUST
>he shoots me twice
>frantically try to run back to my healer, a grohk who is also taking damage
>NO
>ONE
>ESCAPES
>THE
>LAW
>we both die because we were almost half dead
>but it wasn't a one hit kill because he had to shoot me two (2) times before that
>he also got my healer even though he wasn't aiming for him in the first place
>skye comes up behind him after that
>he turns on her at the sound of decloaking, and wins the duel by displaying extreme skill and finesse and the ability to press lmb then rmb

overwankers will defend this meme champion

>>171903246
>Nando has been fucked up for months now.
B-but they buffed him! Please buy our skin.

>>171903843
but thats not true
>run around the point and zap faggots who get too close
>f when in danger
>3.5 second of ghost, enough to trigger out of combat heal
>about to die
>trigger wraith
>wraith triggers totem cooldown
>put down another one
>by the time youre out youre at full health and have a third ghost walk

he can delay the point longer than any frontline under constant fire, he just dies to burst more easily

>>171904229
>one hit kill
>two hits, not even the same ability

>>171904624
Sorry, three hits. A three hit one-hit kill.

>>171904624
>kill someone you weren't even aiming at in the first place
Drybear, I know you're trying to get the overkids with this champion because he's incredibly easy to play, but you really don't want to go down this route. Ults and abilities were mostly balanced before. Do you even play your own game?

>>171904786
>Ults and abilities were mostly balanced before.
lol

>>171904786
And you do want Drogoz nerfed too, right? With Fusillade he'll kill you even faster.

>>171905439
>it's easier to get two direct hits with a projectile than it is to get one with a hitscan weapon and then autoaim
just don't reply to me

>>171905757
Get your story straight. First it's a "one hit kill". Then it's shooting twice before landing the ult. Now it's auto-aim and somehow missing 4 shots, then landing the ult because you saw him firing wildly and stood perfectly still.

>>171906103
the story is lex is busted, drybear
I thought I told you not to reply to me

171906326 is a fucking dum dum

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Why does this shit have so much range?

>>171906427
What does it matter? It's not a one hit kill :) They were half dead anyway :)

so ive been out for a few days
lex is flank? or is he damage?
why does a flank have an ultimate to easily wipe a team? i thought that was the damage's role

>>171906326
>implying you can tell me to stop
I'll stop when you know how to count to one.

>>171906568
>why does a flank have an ultimate to easily wipe a team?
Ask the slutty elf that.

Where the fuck is smite general

>>171906568
He's damage but he has falloff and compensates for it by having better mobility and loadsa money. His ult isn't as game breaking as it looks, there's a million ways to avoid it and I only had two Quadras from it since the patch landed.

>>171906747
>bomb gets dropped
>plenty of time to position yourself behind some cover or get out
>dropoff
>le black man of many skilled duels presses E
>barely any time to avoid it, no falloff

/smgen/ here
we merging now

no fuck off

>>171907320
Make your own thread, dork

>>171907245
But it's not a one hit kill because it only takes one hit to kill you, unlike Lex, who needs at least two. Right.

>>171907156
>>171907306

Pixie, every new patch is locking again previously owned cards. I bought them all the first time but I'm not doing that shit again without a refund. And for some reason I can't use the loadouts with missing cards now.

>>171907320
Smite should stay dead for locking Plague-bearer Izanami behind chest and odyssey shit

>>171907604
we're actually working on a fix for this.

>>171903598
If this is true I'll believe the 4 person QA team thing desu

>>171907851
you're just mad cuz bad

>>171907692
wait wtf its in a chest? FUG YES I THOUGHT IT WAS LIMITED

>>171907942
?

>tfw no awilix gf

If my UI disappears one more time, I will walk into HiRez headquarters, kick every male employee in the nuts as hard as I can, get a sex change for all the female employees, and then kick them in their new nuts as hard as I fucking can.

>>171908376
>you will never suck Alyssa's dick

>>171907535
>never challenge makoa
*hooks you off the map*

>>171907972
>excited about item being in chest

It's sad that I know why you're happy. Exclusives are even worse somehow.

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>>171907320
smite is dying on 4chan for some reason, they always die from inactivity unless it's a patch week (which was strange since yesterday was patch notes anyways)

i'm just said the drawfag will never finish this

>>171903804
Or half shell makoa. His ult nerf was stupid, but ults aren't everything.

>Lex gets a pentakill because he pressed E on three people, shot one, and then pressed RMB
What a skillful character!

>Please uninstall this game, you people are fucking dogshit

Will I get banned for saying that?

So is Lex the new Maeve? Seems like you guys hate him. From the few games I played against him, he didnt appear to be an unfair/op character.

>>171909706
just finish it urself anon it'd take no more than 5 minutes

>>171910616
you might get reported.

>>171909706
so it'd be
>Cassie, Ying, Maeve
>Kinessa, Evie, Tyra
right?

or alternatively,
>Buck, Fernando, Pip
>Drogoz, Sha Lin, Lex