/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1042

>>171286591
where's the >MEA is awful part in news?

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Thank you, OP...

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Third for love is eternal.

>>171287207
>all of those faces look better than MEA's
w..what did they do for five years.....

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Bethany Hawke is best Dragon Age waifu. Her giant mana tanks make her an unstoppable force.

>>171288505
NOT canon

>>171288646
Are you telling me that Varric would lie about tits? That's just insane talk.

>>171288709
>having lewd thoughts about your sister
*slaps anon*

>>171288759
All I'm saying is that shes got some magical mammaries, and I'd be very supportive of that.

>>171286981

That has no place there because it's not news!

>>171289074
Well, it's not surprising but it's still news I'd argue.

>20 seconds of unskippable space flight to get to an asteroid and mine it for 2 seconds
just why

I have been replaying Inquisition for a week now and I have just reached Val Royeaux. I can't play it for more than 30 minutes in a single session without getting bored. Exploring the maps with all the fetch quests makes me feel completely disconnected with the Dragon Age plot/world.

>>171290196
Ignore any side quests not directly linked to a companion, whenever possible. And even then, ignore the "destroy red lyrium, collect these books" type things. Even the "bigger" side quests (the Mayor stuff in Crestwood for example) are very lackluster. The mini dungeons most regions have are fun though, despite mostly having zero narrative attached to them.

Hopefully by DA4 they'll have learned Skyrimming DA was a mistake and make a tighter game.

They won't.

>>171289175

I think we have a bit more pressing issues. Now that MEA will flop, what will become of ya boy BioFan and his YT career?

Why does Solas' plans involve destroying the world? Is he going to use time magic?

>>171290945
Yeah, I hope they make more compact maps like the Fallow Mire, in the next game. I also miss the dungeons from Origins.

>>171291314
Do not speak ill of Biofan... or else...

>>171291405
That seems like an easier route than making everyone else on Thedas fry.
If he could create the veil, why couldn't he find a way to to another world via the crossroads and just put his people there.

>>171291654
Biofan should be tossed into a pit with lions, man!

>>171291405
He is going to sunder the Veil, the Fade and Thedas will become one world. I don't know exactly it will affect the denizens of Thedas. Maybe the Elves will regain their immortality and destroy every other race in Thedas? There is also the 7 Evanuris, the entities of pure chaos.

>>171291861
*pushes you into the mud*

what is the most fun class in Dragon Age 2? I'm playing mage and it is boring as shit compared to DAO.

>>171292169
mage

you should be a mage anyway, both for RP and because Merrill and Anders are shit, just switch to Isabela or someone else for fights

>>171292169
Warrior is fun but a bit annoying to play with all the buffs you have to cast

You should probably just stick to mage, force mage shenanigans is the highlight of DA2

>>171292169
Seconding >>171292425. Force mage is fucking hilarious, and the mage storyline makes the most sense for the overall story arc.

>Look up Inquisition to see if it's worth a go coming from DA:O
>90% Of the companions are gay and/or mages
>only 2 cis male romances with a jesus freak bitch and some literally who

>>171294097
Are your standards this abysmal irl?

>>171294387
Do i want to be lectured about privilege from bald/mustachiod assbandits for 40 hours?

>>171294629
>Do i want to be lectured about privilege from bald/mustachiod assbandits for 40 hours?
Up the time from 40 hours to 4 years and you've given an accurate description of humanities and some social sciences at university.

>>171294629
I like you.
He doesn't do that, but his personal quest is about not being accepted by his dad for doing the gay thing. He still manages to be a better companion than nearly everyone else though.. except for the jesus freak.

>Jesus freak bitch
Who?

>>171295149
Lillyanna?

>>171295149
The retarded DLC character

>>171295149
Suvi???

>>171295149
He means Cassandra.

It's... her! It's Red Jenny!!

>>171294101
HoF was a dwarf

>>171296148
No!!

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What is this? I have never seen this shop and this item.

Most annoying people in the thread:
>solaswives
>lelfags
>tripfags
>fake /meg/ refugees
>normies

OK-list
>actual /meg/ refugees
>mr. sword
>liara-anon
>normal waifufags who don't seek attention (Tulpa included)
>people who is currently playing DA and posting results
>creativefriends
>suddenly game/lore discussions fags
>kurwas, rpgs, obsidian, got, etc. fags (no ov*rw*tch allowed)

>>171296879
Leads to nug mounts I think

>>171297529
Yes!!

>Posters: 11

>>171299217
The end is nigh..anon.

>>171299217

50% is me desu.

>>171292320
y-y-youre shit! SHIT!

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Why is Morrigan being such a cunt and bullying Alistair?

If she keeps this up im taking her back to the camp and impregnating her butt.

>>171299812
um

girls can't get butt pregnant

>>171300137
what about boys

>>171300137
Says you, anus sexist.

>>171299812

Alistair was made to be bullied.

>>171300339
come over here and find out ;))

Wow /dag/..so lewd.

I'm about to play DA2 for the first time, I checked who I can romance and from their looks noone appeals to me.
I played DA:O as a female mage who's for justice and rightful. In DA:O, I romanced Alistair. Which DA2 romance would fit such a player character?

>>171301081
Sebastian.

>>171301081
Anders.

>>171300996
um i'm a polyromantic asexual sorry

>>171301081
play a male who pines for Aveline

>>171301081
don't act so righteous and try to have fun dear, kirkwall is not a place for virtue

>>171301408
I bring justice! Victory through righteousness!

>>171301115
I just read he's a DLC character. Is he avaible throughout the whole game? Or just in the DLC part?

>>171301253
What is he like in DA2? I have to admit, I didn't like him too much in the DA:O DLC

>>171301532
Basically a different character. Goes from fun/snarky who doesn't care about anything to grimdark edgy "freedom fighter" who tries to get you to help him build a bomb.

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>>171301532
The DLC Anders was the best Anders. In DA2 he's so incredibly shit for spoiler-y reasons...but srs, he's awful. His personal quest made me want to blow my brains out
Sebastian is indeed only DLC

>>171301532
hes a clingy bitch that thinks youre into him if you dont shut him down, not a bad character though, just has a bad first impression.

>>171299812
because its funny

>>171302561
>>171302715
That's quite disappointing to hear. Shame about Sebastian, he looks quite cute - well before I'm going to romance no one, I guess I'll go for him.

How long are all these dlc campaigns in Origins?

Got like 5 of these bitches.

>>171303124
just a tip: don't let strangers on the internet dictate how you play games, make your own experience based on what you see

>>171303237
Awakening is ~18 hrs long. Leliana's Song and Witch Hunt are both 2-3 hrs long.

>>171303442
This.

>>171303442
Don't worries, who knows which companion will enchant me with their personality, I'm still open for anything! Sometimes it's even the character you expect the least.

DA:O spoiled me with Alistair though. He's just totally my type...

This is our future.

>>171300449
Alistair is made to be bullied but not by Morrigan! You need to defend him, and then bully him yourself. That way you create a cycle of hurt/comfort that cultivates a desperate need for you approval that will make him cute, cute putty in your hands!

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y is Merrill so dumb

>>171305512
Wrong! Alistair is for comforting and giving him the love he deserves!

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>>171305871
I don't...I don't understand...?

>>171306090
You don't bully such a precious husband! Make him feel loved, he deserves it!

>>171306236
You can make him feel loved. You can also make him feel like you're the only one who will ever love him so he never leaves you. It's a win-win!

*puts cummy in Alistair's bummy*

>>171306389
>You can also make him feel like you're the only one who will ever love him so he never leaves you.
Are all women this insane, or are you just special?

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>>171305831
d-don't bully her anon!

>>171306236
What if he bullies you instead?

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Fawk man I don't want to side with Orsino because of his part in momma's death but Meredith is such a hardass, like she hasn't done anything rediculous yet but she's got all the tell-tale signs of a classic villian
like the bitch even rolls her r's when she's mad

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>>171306468
I wouldn't know. But anyway, Alistair is just special! Although this method would also work on Anders, Fenris, Blackwall, Cullen and possibly Merrill and I endorse that!

>>171306389
I couldn't use him like that, he's just too pure and cute... I could never break him!

>>171306632
In a loving way?

>>171306913
>she hasn't done anything
>uses the Rite of Tranquillity on mages for the most minor offences (like sending love letters to their gf), which is literally against Chantry and common law
>denies Alrik's final solution but still encourages her Templars to be beastly with mages
>refuses refugees entry to Kirkwall
>initiates martial law following Dumar's death so she can seize control of the city, blocks any democratic process to replace him and get the city back on track for 3 years
>requests the Right of Annulment from the Divine for literally no reason

No spoilers for the end game but she is more than a hardass before shit hits the fan.

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gfdi Anders
what the actual fuck is wrong with you

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>>171308203
fuckin REEEEE
why would anyone think this was a good idea
is he actually retarded

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>>171308384
>>171308203

>>171305512
Isn't that abuse?

>>171307787
She has reason though. Every single threat in Kirkwall is a fucking blood mage. Honestly Meredith did nothing wrong. Fuck refugees, fuck mages and fuck qunari

>>171306468
We're supposedly master manipulators. Insanity in degrees comes with the territory.
>>171306913
>anon says Momma
That's just cute. Usually only see that with country boys.
But yeah, watch yourself and trust no one as Hawke.

>>171309204
This, tbqh.

>>171309413
>Insanity in degrees comes with the territory.
I guess since I'm the thread's resident "crazy eyes" I'm not in a position to judge anyway

>>171308953
It is, and precious Alistair doesn't deserve that!

>can't go a day without telling some anon to kys
>women are so insane xD

>>171310867
>everyone is the same person

Is there any reason gameplay wise to not accept rewards in DA:O?

I didn't accept the reward for the mabari cure and im about to not accept the reward for the medicine in lothering.

Theres no morality system though so its just for roleplaying?

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Jesus christ Anders fuck off
Merrill's shit too but atleast she's ignorant and naive, didn't truly understand what she was doing...
Biggest goddamn hypocrite in the series

>>171312020
yeah. purely for rp

Why doesn't Viscount Hawke/Varric move the Kirkwall Circle out of the city and away from the giant subterranean insanity sigil and paper-thin veil?

>>171308953
Yup!

*Disclaimer: blease be good to your irl partners, love and cherish them, it's good to feed them and touch their thighs nicely.*

>>171312905
What about letting them out of the dungeon to go for walks?

>>171313314
Gentle exercise twice a day will keep your significant other from becoming bored and help use up their energy - remember, a bored SO is a destructive SO, so don't blame them for chewing up your shoes!

However, more than that can cause the meat to become tough and stringy, so moderation is key!

>>171312905
>Why doesn't Viscount Hawke/Varric move the Kirkwall Circle out of the city and away from the giant subterranean insanity sigil and paper-thin veil?
cuz that part of the lore doesn't exist anymore

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Why is she so perfect?

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>>171314648
Not as perfect as Leliana!

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(internal screeching)

>Still in lothering
>Got morrigan to kiss me just by asking about her dumb childhood

What a slut.

>>171309961
Well, you haven't shown yourself to be cruel. So that's something.
>>171310021
Let's not get too crazy.

>>171315313
Ugh, it's the p-word again.

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*hums constantly*

>>171315648
Drink a health potion! Maker knows what you may face.

>>171315601
>p-word
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

>>171315601
huh?

>>171315075
If you were actually attractive irl it would work that way

>>171315717
Cassandra is with me, anon. There is no fear!

>>171315061
Who did you end up siding with? If you pick the templars and have full rivalry with him, you can make him stick with you for the final battle so he actually suffers consequences instead of getting to be a martyr.

>>171316081
I picked Templars, but we're friends dangit

>>171315948
Doesn't make it less slutty.

Templars are always wrong.

>>171316301
>friends
I'm impressed you managed that. You romanced Fenris, right? Or was it the other way around and you rivalmanced him?

>>171316472
Mages are Dragon age's dindus.

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Meredith did nothing wrong.

>>171312905
Prefer the arms over thighs.
>>171313314
>>171313592
And then this went somewhere else. So keeping them in a dungeon.. aren't they going to get shit on themselves and what not?
>>171315601
Oh, good to see that it makes someone else cringe.

>>171316743
Does your house not have plumbing? I mean I guess you could dig a pit or train them to only go outside or sometthing but why not just put in a toilet to show how much you love your waifu?

>>171315756
...Strictly guessing here, but I got lungs, silicon, volcano, and disorder out of that. Inhaling silicon volcano shardlings?
>>171316472
Maybe it's you that's wrong?

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>>171316553
I romanced Fenris and just never brought him along for Anders' quests before he was maxed
Anders did call Fenris a wild dog to his face and told me I'd be better with someone who 'hasn't let one bad experience shape his world', and 'someone who's more open minded'
mfw
If the devs' intent was to make him as insufferable as possible they did a damn good job

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Comfy.

I want Morrigan to sit on my face

>>171317013
Inhaling ash apparently. I wanted to take Latin in high school but there was no teacher so I got stuck with shitty non-dead languages

>>171317276
Anon..*slaps*

>>171317000
My house doesn't have a setup for a dungeon. I'm admittedly envisioning a dark, leaky ass room with no plumbing connections for potty.
>>171317295
I loved medical terminology.

Does Fenris learn to read in DA2? I don't think I ever got enough points with him, friend or rival, to get much dialogue

>>171317517
What?

You don't?

>>171317585
Yee

>>171317525
No, a nice dungeon, like the one that Austrian guy made, with lightbulbs and a sink and everything!

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>>171317276

This!

>>171317934
thought this was the milk/cum image......

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owait did I accidentally endgame?
like there's nothing else after this

>>171294101
>Dad isn't a spirit warrior routinely possessed by the spirit of rage ala Berserker spec
I think that would be a much better picture

>The actual video game community authority PewDiePie destroyed MEA in front of over 54 million subscribers
He has influence over those people lads. It's over.

>>171318640
yep

>>171319097
yep, rip MEA.

The sad part is that it was deserved

>>171319097
Twitter killed the game yesterday already.

Not even complete hack frauds like gamespot and kotaku are defending it. Personally im glad, it's time we came to terms with what bioware has become and it's better for everyone if they just fucking shutter it.

>>171319097
he did say the game still *might* be great... I'm not betting any money on it though

>>171319585
people reviewing it are apparently saying it gets significantly better after the part where the demo ends but the damage might have been done

t b h I might pick it up if reviews/word of mouth say the story and characters pay off, but what I've seen doesn't give me much confidence

I'm really, honestly expecting it to be good. Not groundbreaking or amazing, but not a complete travesty

>>171319923
yeah, I could see it being about the same level as DA:I but with fun combat and worse animations

and hopefully decent sidequests

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Every time lmao

>>171320312
Me on the right.

>>171320312
Is this world of warcraft?

>>171320408
lol u wish

(lol)

>ME:A preview about flirting
>writer claims Liam explicitly says he's not into guys
>later edits the article saying he Liam more ambiguous
>flirting footage comes out
>Liam: "I'm not into guys"
....................................lol

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Ewwie

>>171320687
lol

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Leliana is forcing me to slap her.

>>171321113
You will NOT touch her, anon

>>171321113
>Morrigan slap mod exists
>Leliana slap mod doesn't
umm

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stabstab

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>>171321623
gimme hug

>side with Orsino
>Orsino goes crazy
>have to kill him
>Meredith goes crazy
>have to kill her
>side with Meredith
>Orsino goes crazy
>have to kill him
>Meredith goes crazy
>have to kill her
. . .

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>>171321796
porque :c
Atleast Cullen's at our side, right?

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>>171321968
That is what you get for being a rude Templar lover and hating mages.

I hope you all enjoy Nier!

>>171322452
2B..

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Page something.

Kaine's thick cock destroying Nier's dad bussy...

>>171324559
what the FUCK, anon?

>>171324559
*slaps 2B*

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>when you decide to start working on your fanfiction again

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I'm sick for 5 days now and it's still not better...I wish Morrigan would just use healing magic on me and call me a weakling already....

>>171324964
Who is it about, anon?

>>171325352
You!

>>171324964
it better be lewd!

>>171325203
*forces sister Leliana to pray to the Maker to heal anon*

>>171322452
I've been fapping to 2bs ass for 3 hours now

>>171324773
It's canon!

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>>171326131
I disapprove

>>171326281
why is she like that

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>>171326281
Even that disgusting creature will not turn me off right now

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>>171326281
>>171326461
>>171326471

>>171326543
>>171326461
Sinful!

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I think I got a bugged ending because wiki doesn't say anything this.
My mage Hawke sided with the templars, became viscount and his name became a rallying cry for the mages...
is this a bug or an actual ending

>>171319826
"It gets better" doesn't really help unless the game spontaneously develops better character models and animations than ME1 after that point.

>>171325203
>that disgusting nu-bioware character
Jesus christ what the fuck happened to DA

PEE BO

>>171326712
Uh . . .

Morrigan has been around since Origins, anon . . .

:^)

>>171326636
I bug my DA:O ending where I don't see the slides, I bug my DA2 ending where I somehow gave myself a 3rd option, if I bug my DA:I ending I'm gonna be so mad
https://youtu.be/ZQ7oqmikZDQ?t=47s

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>>171327489
You should play the Legacy dlc before starting Inquisition.

>>171328064
Ew!!

>>171328612
what is your problem!

>>171329012
YOU!!!

>>171325203
Five days? Did you get strep throat along with everyone else?

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taking 2 dang ol long i tell you whot

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>>171328612
Bioware hates Elves.

>>171326083
Why would you pray to the Maker when you have healing mages? I would be livid if I put a bunch of folks down there with the ability to heal, and your lazy ass is bothering me about taking care of it personally.

Inquisition kinda want to restart as rogue, warrior is kinda boring. Should I stick with it or go melee or bow rogue?

>>171329497
Too daggum long*.

>>171330153
I know this sounds dumb but I am not sure if the mages in the Dragon Age world can cure general illness. I know they can cure wounds and such.

>>171330287
Melee Rogue.

>>171330287
>playing anything other than Rift Mage

>>171330287
warrior is worst in DA:I, go rougue

>>171330287
Inquisition is boring no matter what job you pick

>>171326471
>>171326543
I just want to use her ass as a pillow. Why can't bioware make animations like this?

>>171330880
Think about what a wound is.. we're talking puncture wounds, gashes, crushed this or that. It's just tissue that has been separated or severed forcibly. If they can weave that shit back together like they're yarn bombing your body with healing magic, I would think that illnesses (think symptoms like inflammation which will come along with respiratory illnesses) would be much easier.
Plus, it's canon that Anders heals Isabela's STD at his clinic.

>>171331896
>it's canon that Anders heals Isabela's STD at his clinic
Wat

>>171331761
DA2 remake where Isabela's ass is properly rendered and animated...

>>171331761
Because muh realism.

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>first playthrough
>Deciding whether I or Morrigan should drink from the well
THE FUCK DO I DO

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>>171324964
>when you have 80k+ worlds of various unfinished WIPs lying around but you can't concentrate long enough to finish any of them

Staring at a blank page you can't start and a full one you can't finish are both shit, my sympathies anon. I'm rooting for you!

>>171332825
Did your Warden romance her? If so, then drink from the well yourself. Otherwise let her.

>>171332825
Morri. Inqy is already too much of a special snowflake for a character that will never appear again.

>>171332825
Drink it yourself.

>>171332825
Morri is the better choice. Especially if she has the elder god child

>>171332860
Slit your wrists please

>>171334643
I don't like that poster either, anon, but you shouldn't tell someone to kill themselves.

>>171332134
Isabela was a whore. You know she had darkspawn herpes. Anders cured it so she could fug Hawke

>>171334643
>>171334792
Just filter it. Like the rest of us

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>>171334487
>>171333401
>>171333338
>>171333309
I drank it
https://youtu.be/wgSefgWp3Jg


I didn't fuck up anything, did I

*slaps everyone*

>>171335480
You choose poorly

>>171335480
Nope.

>>171335609
Rude!

>>171335480
You just made The Herald a slave, but sure it's fine

>>171335609
*slaps you're dick*

>>171336650
No you're a dick

>>171326281
Is it just me or does she look like the blue lovechild of Amy Schumer and Linda Dunham?

when is divinity original sin 2 coming out? Officially

>>171336965
DELETE THIS

>>171337104
Peebee is ugly! UGLY!!

>>171337180
Agreed!

>>171337101
Late 2017, anon. Maybe around September.

>>171337632

>:( why so late fug

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>>171336032
>>171335709
>>171335693
>>171333309
>>171333338
>>171333401
>>171334487
>Oh, kirran ran off
>What happened to him
>Oh shit it's Flem-
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I..I'm gonna write fanfics about /dag/nas...

>>171338636
What kind of fanfics will they be, anon?

>>171338721
Lewd fanfics where /dag/nas gets transformed into a mini-giantess futanari amazon bent on bringing Thedas to its knees

>>171339056
Oh my. How does a mini-giantess work, though?

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>>171338450
Who do you think told Morrigan to do lewd things with a Warden and produce Kieran?

>>171338636
Anon, why do you love me so much? And will there be Leliana in you fanfics?

>>171339146
Is that supposed to be look good?

>>171339268
Mini-GTS aren't Kaiju sized, they're usually between 10'ish and 20'ish feet tall.

>>171338450
I'm proud of you, anon!

>>171332860
I managed to get a few paragraphs done!

>>171339447
She's the best we've got!

>>171339056
That does sound interesting.

>>171332134
There's some deal where you go out there with her to get meds/healing.

This is a very important question
Is there any news on a new single player IP?

>>171341872
>single player IP
Get real, anon. EA doesn't allow single player.

>>171341872
Anon..... "new IP" is a Destiny clone.........

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h-heh

>>171342021
I'm sorry....

>>171336965
Ohoooo. Absolutely disgusting.
I thought she looked like less attractive Jennifer Morrison slathered in blue goo.
>>171337632
God, it's that late? I was looking forward to getting the console release.. Damnit.
>>171339056
Are we giant whales?

>>171342153
>I thought she looked like less attractive Jennifer Morrison slathered in blue goo.
Thats wishful thinking.

>>171342021
>Aussie internet

cute /dag/na footfies?

>>171342405
No.*slaps with foot*

>>171342405
>/dag/na
Wtf is that?

>>171341989
That's a punch to the kidney's anon. Well here's to da 4 not being complete shit because that's I'll were going to get in the foreseeable future.

>>171343284
. . .

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>>171341989

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Does she look like she could be blackwall's wife?

>>171344050
doesn't look a thing like me

>>171344050
You mean widow

>>171344193
need s(b)elfies for comparison

Ugh humans.

>Peeble's father was an elcor

Well, that explains it.

>>171339268
Faith?

>>171339793
That's it! You're getting somewhere. What's it about?

>>171344362
>Peeble's father was an elcor
Cute!

>>171344362
Same Mass Effect story. This chapter is Therum, and it's a Shep/Liara fic. I have no idea how to write Liara

I've got the Normandy delayed on the Citadel, trying to figure out from her university where her digsite is, but they're not wanting to provide the information. Presumably because the EVIL Doctor or Benezia left instructions not to help Shepard

>elcor daddy
That's fucking neat

>>171344637
Oh Shiara anon, it's you! That's some good shit, I'm glad to hear you're writing again. Liara is a pretty tricky character, or so I'd imagine. Not sure how I'd tackle writing her myself, especially with how much she develops over the series.

>>171344050
Needs more trailer park. That hair from MEA wity the orange roots would have been perfect.

>>171344950
I hope the people who follow it get a nice surprise. I haven't updated since before Christmas, so they probably think it's a dead story

I imagine her as being really empathetic, but I'll probably have a hard time writing dialogue for that. She won't be quite as awkward as in the game. Romance stuff will be horrifying to write but that's in the distant future

>>171344050
Blackwall belongs to Lady Cadash

consider....... Blackwall/Cullen.....,

>>171346060
No!

I do NOT want to consider that!

>>171346060
I see a fundamental flaw here

>>171346060
Blackwall/Doran and Cullen/Bull are both superior.

>>171345472
Empathetic, and brimming with barely contained enthusiasm. Too cute. But yeah, I know how it is. I have a fic I haven't updated since January just sort of festering, and it's going to be at least another 10k before this chapter is done. At least it's the final chapter...

>>171346365
>Blackwall/Doran
well they're both gay stereotypes so it kinda makes sense

Liara crash landing on Thedas....... and becoming the HOF....!

>>171347206
Liara crash landing on Thedas........and being executing by the HoF for being a filthy xeno....!

>>171346365
10k words? That's a long fucking chapter

>>171347206
Yes!

>>171347336
No!

>literally one author writing good fics of AssCreed Syndicate
>wrote a good fic set during the game
>wrote a surprisingly decent highschool au
>over a year later
>still working on final fic set during the DLC
>still updates once a month
>still quality writing, going to great lengths to be as historically accurate as possible
Thank you...

>>171347798
Give him a review!

I..I love you

>>171348367
I love you, too!

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>Beat the game
Alright, well that ending was somewhat confusing. I have Trespasser at least, ready to go. That's the story one, right?
>guardian dragon gets fucking bodied and does next to nothing
thanks

>>171348746
>That's the story one, right?

Yes. Though I think that The Descent is worth playing.

Jaws of Hakkon is shit from a dog's anus.

>>171349550
Yes, Descent is pretty good, Hakkon is boring and pointless, Tresspasser is essential.

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I don't recall Cullen looking this crusty

>>171350146
Cullen? More like Cucken!

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Why'd they use this line twice? Within like 20 minutes of each other so you can actually notice
Did they think I needed reminding orr

>>171350651
Bad writing

>Playing Decent
Why are all the dwarf girls so cute?

>>171351085
Because you can put them on your cock and spin them

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>>171351085
>all
You mean one.

>>171351397
That isn't Lace Harding, you degenerate!

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>even a shit company making shit games like Bioware has a following of consuming autists
kek

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>>171351585
Ayyy

>>171351585
This. Retards on this general just love to see the quality of their favorite games go down as they will eat up MEA even with all the shit we've seen and without any reviews. Fucking retards the lot of you.

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>>171352402

>>171352402
I get off on it, personally

>>171352452
No one here will ever like you.

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>you will never play Origins for the first time ever again

>>171352586
That's alright, I just like the company.

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>>171352826
Origins is good no matter how many times you've played it. Can't say the same for 2 or shitquisition though.

>>171352402
Are you retarded? Most of us have been shitting on it since the demo dropped.
You either have terrible reading comprehension or you're just here to shitpost.

>>171353003
You're not so bad. Just slightly annoying

>>171353065
It's honestly funny that /dag/ is shitting on this game while /meg/ is going full retard over it.

>>171353427
I fear all the hate for Andromeda is just ultimately creating hype. But who knows, we'll see on release day.

>>171350146
Looks like that might be a graphics issue.

>>171353737
Dude you have a free ten hour play time. The game is bad, if you won't believe all the videos go to Origin and play it yourself. It's shit

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So, having beaten the base game finally, I just wanna say

Did anybody else think the last three missions were severely underwhelming from a pure gameplay perspective? There wasn't much fighting, and it felt almost like I skipped over a major battle or something

>>171353970
I-I'm only h-human after all.

>>171353737
>>171353427
>>171353065
There are actually some retards on this board that are buying it as seen from 5 posts above. That enough makes me sick as there aren't even any reviews out and from what we've seen it's complete dog shit so far. Also demos are out and last 10 hours, so far everyone's saying it's shit.

>>171354184
That's why they added Trespass. It's the real ending

>>171353970
Of course I know it's bad. I am talking about the normal/casual/underage gamers that haven't heard about the game before. All this hate is like an advertisement for them.

Like Pewdiepie recently made a video to make fun of Andromeda.

>>171354218
The shills are mostly tossing off one another in /meg/ though.
People are in general very unimpressed with the game, and rightly so.

>>171354218
The multiplayer is fun. That would be the only reason to get the game

>>171354346
>Like Pewdiepie recently made a video to make fun of Andromeda.
But if a not-see says its bad, surely that means it's good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg

>>171354346
Even gaming sites are shitting on ME:A. It's like EA forgot to pay for reviews

>>171354458
>pay 60 dollars for a shitty horde mode rip off
>this is somehow going to not continue to degrade the quality of bioware's games
I really hate this logic, please don't tell me you are actually going to buy it for the multiplayer, because bio/ea will just look at that and think "shit, we don't even need to produce good stories/characters/animations anymore just HORDE MODE WITH ALIENS".

>>171354458
Getting real fuckin tired of EA turning single player franchises I enjoy into multiplayer franchises that I don't.

>>171354541
We'll see on the release day. Maybe I am underestimating normies.

>>171354649
inb4 da4 is a call of duty reskin

>>171354630
>>171354649
Want to get really pissed? EA wont let you cancel a preorder untill after release

>>171354795
Well maybe shit eaters shouldn't be preordering in the first place. This is without a doubt the single dumbest thing a consumer can do if he values quality in his video games.

>>171353970
Guys.

If you are bothered by the insane cynicism and hatejerk mentality of places like /r/games, just don't go there.

Having played most of my 10 hours in the single player, this is not NMS. This game is rough around the edges. Yes there are some tech problems. Yes the animations are all over the place and some character models are subpar.

But man if you are a Mass Effect fan, you are going to love it. I spent last night wandering around the Nexus, and everything I was doing, the quests, the conversations, the ambiance, it just screamed Mass Effect. The gameplay is better than it has ever been, the setup for the story is great, the characters are intriguing, the Tempest is awesome...

Just shut all that shit out. The reddit gaming subs are in hardcore hate MEA mode right now, just laugh and move on. I remember when ME3 came out I used to get super defensive and wasted countless hours arguing with people on BSN. I'm a little older now and realized that getting upset because some nerds on the internet said mean things about the game I like is pretty dumb. Who gives a fuck? I remember I didn't get Destiny for the longest time because the reddit hivemind agreed it was terrible. Same thing that's happening now. It must be awful, I thought. Surely so many reddit posters couldn't all be wrong. Ended up buying it on a whim on sale and I absolutely loved it.

Play the game and decide for yourself.

>>171355095
The only house I'll preorder from anymore is CD Projekt Red. Everyone else has fucking abused that privilege, so I wait for long term reviews and GOTY editions. If CD fucks it up, I'm done with preorders.

>>171355225
>MUH WITCHRE 3

get the fuck out

>>171355213
>Play the game and decide for yourself.
I agree with this statement, but ME3 was hot garbage.

>>171355225
Why even preorder in the first place? I mean CD are good but they aren't the bastion of single player rpg's that everyone makes them out to be. Witcher 3 was broken on Xbone and ps4 on launch for atleast 2 weeks. Honestly the best thing you can do is no matter who is making the game, just wait for the damn thing to come out and reviewers you trust to do their job.

>trusting reviewers
...lol

>>171355213
>waste 60 dollars on something you have no idea is good or not
This is fucking stupid, again you are further degrading the quality of Bioware and video games in general with this logic.

>>171355275
I preordered 2 and 3 and was completely satisfied with both purchases. I can't say that about the last two Bioware games I played.

>>171355339
Eh, as a consumer I don't have an issue with supporting a company that makes a product I like. That's how I treat the preorder. If CD makes and releases a fucked up product, I'm completely done with preordering all together.

Also, I mostly game on PC so those issues weren't a problem for me. I get where you're coming from with consoles, though.

Anons, I..can't stop laughing.

>all this CDPR dick sucking

What has /dag/ become . . .

>>171355521
Go jerk off to something intense; if you do it right that'll cure your insane laughter.

>>171355581
>One guy commenting that CDPR is pretty good is "all this"
Hyperbole general

>>171355581
CDPR aren't the best but Witcher 3 is still better than everything Bio has created for the past 10 years with the exception of DAO.

>>171355581
>one poster
>three posts
>all this
Holy shit, anon, that's some grade-A tumblr tier hyperbole anon.

>>171355581
Anon, if you had to choose between slapping Leliana or loving Witcher 3. Which one would choose?

>>171355952
Slapping Leliana while she's loving the Witcher for the 3rd time

>>171355952
I would NEVER harm Leliana!

>>171355952
you*

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>>171355952
>slapping Leliana

>>171356165
There is NO WAY that ginger corpse has an ass like that...

>>171356165
Anon, I . . .

>>171356460
RUDE!

>>171356460
She was blessed by the Maker. Underneath that armor and those robes is grade A++ curvy, athletic, ginger trim. You don't really think Marjolaine tried to kill her over some letters, do you? Even though she was fucking her, she got tired of looking ugly by comparison.

>>171354184
What are they all thinking here?