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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
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pottis
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>mfw pubbing alone
>mfw tf2c put on an autistic adblock blocker so I can't even play lobbies anymore
End me
also I'm changing my steam pic to this fuck you
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third for anonymous posters only
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>>171035731
you lied to me
I had to manually decipher it letter by letter
and I still read it as three ayy eee ban
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post yoru top 5 animes and ill rate them on a scale of 1-10
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>>171037519
New pub server.

72.5.102.34:27015 (Denver, CO)

- 24 slots
- 5CP/KOTH maps
- No crits/spread
- Replays enabled

Current map list:
>cp_badlands
>cp_foundry
>cp_granary_pro_rc6
>cp_gullywash_final1
>cp_kalinka_a9
>cp_logjam_rc3pre1
>cp_metalworks
>cp_process_final
>cp_snakewater_final1
>cp_sunshine
>cp_yukon_final
>koth_ashville_rc1
>koth_bagel_rc2a
>koth_product_rc8
>koth_warmfront_a11

Please respond with any questions/suggestions/complaints.
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>>171037952
>Ashville
MY NIGGA

Wannbe scout main incoming
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Why is the op pic always an autistic pyro?
>>171037952
Koth_viaduct
Pl_upward
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10rd for being a Normie
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>>171038410
Quick, everyone laugh at this guy for his stupid suggestion!
HE LOOKS LIKE A BUFFOON!
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>>171037952
cp_orange
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>>171037952
logjam rc4 is out
i dislike foundry, granary and warmfront
warmfront mid doesnt work as a koth map at all, its a huge convoluted house in the middle
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>>171038410
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>>171037952
arena_badlands
arena_granary
arena_2fort
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>>171037952
come play game
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>>171033884
but I'm not a grill
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>>171037934
Boku no Pico
Naruto
One Piece
and Cory in the House

Anything else isn't good enough to be worth my time
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>>171038729
>>171039309
I'm confused, what did I say?
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>>171037952
I am not very gud but I will try to have fun with my /tf2g/ friends
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>>171039870
cringe at all except the last one, see me after class
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>>171037952
Needs arena and maybe some smaller payload maps. Sometimes it's just fun to fuck around on a cart
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>>171040015
>payload
>getting shackled to a slow moving piece of shit or else u lose
no thanks goy
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>>171040015
>having to stand next to a sign that says PUT STICKIES NEAR THIS THING LMAO for 20 minutes
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>>171037934
Trigun
Death Note
Steins Gate
Attack on Titan
JoJo
>>171039891
product is the improved-bugfixed-optimized version of viaduct
noob
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>>171040480
all shit except jojo
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When BasedViva is unironically one of the best posters in this shithole. you know /tf2g/ has no right to keep existing
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>>171040760
Preach
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>>171040185
>Not being good enough to get sick frags while standing next to a dispenser

>>171040438
Not being smart enough to properly utilize tools such as airblast, the scorch shot or the quickie bomb and sco res
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>>171040962
Scorch Shot

More like Shart Shot. Or Scorch Shit
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>there are people in this thread who actually die to pyros
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>there are people in this thread
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>there are people
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>there are people who die
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>>171037934
I don't have a top five per se, just ones I like more than others
Baccano!
One Punch Man
Future Diary
Elfin Leid
Darker than Black

I'm mostly here for the murderporn though. The japs know how to make people explode really well
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>there are things
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>pottis
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is the breather bag a good fit? paint is VoT
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>>171041584
You're definitely 16 or under. Surprised Shingeki no Kyojin isn't on there. Also, who the heck actually calls it Future Diary? I bet you watched them all dubbed, too.
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>>171041045
t. salty faggot because a joke class makes a more effective sniper
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>>171041664
I've seen worse
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>pyro
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server full of scrubs that need to use guns to kill me who would have guessed lmao
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>>171041770
I'm trying to find a good third misc, but i'm not the best at this sort of things
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>>171037934
Eureka Seven
Kara no Kyoukai
Texhnolyze
Dennou Coil
Revolutionary Girl Utena
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>>171041276
w+m1 pyros are one of the only things i die to in pubs
they just come around corners you don't expect sane players to come from and engage at the most unfitting times possible
their movement is also so terrible it's impossivle to predict, hitting them is much harder than it should be
if they come straight at you the fire also kind of blocks your view which is really annoying
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>>171041756
It's Detonator or bust for Pyro secondary weapons
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>>171041742
So far the only thing I've seen dubbed was Helsing and that's because I couldn't find a subbed version. And you asked for my personal favorites not your favorites

How about
Fist of the North Star
GitS:SAL
GitS ('95 movie)
Cowboy Bebop
and Serial Experiments Lain
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>>171037312
Sounds like me but with 3,000 more hours of lonely valve pubs
>>171037934
Usagi Drop
Ojamajo Doremi
Aria
Haibane Renmei
Kino no Tabi
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>>171042080
>medic ubers/kritz me
>dont even attempt to use skill and just run in guns blazing with M1 taped down
>get kills everytime
biggest lel of the millenium 2 be honest
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tfw still no big earner strangifier
tfw my collector's professional killstreak big earner isn't recording my 10+ killstreaks
tfw I know the only reason it doesn't exist is because the three people working on tf2 forgot about it

would you say non-strange collector's items are more "interesting" to look at on the killscreen than strange items with large numbers?
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>>171042515
Still bad. If you've seen less than 20 anime you should not be making top 5 lists.
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>>171037934
hokuto no ken
jjba
bebop
samurai champloo
shana
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Gora Euskal Herria
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>>171042916
>hokuto no ken
>jjba
>bebop
>samurai champloo
>shana
get out of my fucking sight
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>There are people who think the Jojo anime is actually good
>There are people who watch Jojo without having read the manga beforehand
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>>171037934
1 - eva
2 - gurren lagann
3 - madoka
4 - jojo
5 - k-on
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Why is this thread so full of entry level /v/?
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>>171042981
what's wrong, faggot
can't handle the manliness

>>171043072
jojo anime is decent and one of the better mango adaptations out there
it brought the inevitable cancer with itself though in the form of animeonly fags
can't wait for part 5 to be entirely black because of all of the gore
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>>171043194
there's no reason for this thread to exist. it's almost as pointless as the life is strange general
a thread on /v/ from time to time would serve just fine
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>>171043264
It's terrible as far as animation standards are concerned. It's also somehow even uglier than the manga. Barely worth watching even if you are a Jojo fan.

>>171043353
There's no reason for you to exist.
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>>171042875
>thinking there will ever be strangifiers for weapons that already exist as stranges
l o l
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reminder that pyro is a chihuahua on stilts
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>>171043663
There actually are, several in fact. For cosmetics too. I assume it's for collector's kits.
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>>171043353
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>>171043353
Agreed.
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>how do i push the payload?
> - every single player in every payload server ever
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>>171037934
in no particular order
JoJo
Cromartie High
Nichijou
PaSwG
Kids on the Slope

>>171043353
This thread has more gameplay discussion than other generals, and certainly more than /v/. If you wanna avoid anime shitposting, /v/ is not even the place to go.

Mini sentries should only have 70 health.
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>>171044578
t. autistic scout main
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So, was rocket and sticky jumping an intentional mechanic or just the physics engine being wonky?
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>>171039870
>>171040480
>>171041584
>>171042019
>>171042553
>>171042916
>>171043082
>>171044578
actually if you've ever watched more than 5 anime then you need drown yourself
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>>171044708
t. crutch engie main
The Jag is way better for aggressive engie anyways. It goes up in nearly the same amount of time, has more health, and can be upgraded.

>>171044748
It was intended, but not to the level people have pushed it. Rocket jumping was a thing in Quake before it.
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>>171044748
Holdover from Quake.
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gunslinger is fine now that minis don't start with full health
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>>171044915
>150 hp and a disposable distraction so you can land those fat meatshots and still have enough left over for a nice dispenser
>125 hp and a sentry that takes nearly 4x as long and 4x as much metal to set up in one spot without factoring in a dispenser

yeah, I think I'll stick to my mobility and survivability rather than babysitting a hefty investment that only has twice the health
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>>171044830
Preach
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>>171045453
viva your avatar is from a manga you degenerate weeb
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>>171045491
I knew it as the 4chan mascot before I knew it as the manga, though

Can't be a weeb after all :)
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That's just sad, Viva.
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new heavy minigun

+1200 max health
+400% damage bonus
-100% movement speed

thoughts /mu/??
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>>171045313
>4x as long to set up
When was the last time you used the Jag, my man? If youre smackin, a Level 1 goes up in the same time as a mini. Dispensers are gonna go up faster too. So the only thing you're losing out on is 25 health, and that big of a health boost is a crutch in itself.
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>>171045603
>his avatar is from a manga he hasn't even read
that'd be like if i made my avatar the tambourine face from the in the aeroplane over the sea cover without having listened to the album
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>>171045798
it's a potato
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>>171038341
What is this from?
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>>171045906
i was going to make a joke about how it's a potato but i stopped myself because i'm not really a fan of jokes where people pretend to be stupid to get (you)'s
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>>171045798
But I did read it, though. 1-13

>>171045667
Could be worse

At least I'm not degenerate enough to have a waifu avatar or a themed profile worshiping whomever with the screenies matching the background or whatever

I'm just a Normie who is a fan of Yots and Hip-Hop and likes to play Medic
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Does Viva do it for the (You)s? Why else would he still post here?
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>>171046185
>But I did read it, though.
so you're a weeb
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>>171044578
>>171044915
>70 hp

What possible benchmark could that be hitting? I'd rather only lower it to 90 so it can be one-shot by rockets, 6-shot by pistols, and even 3-shot by flares.
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>>171046342
Nah, it wasn't a weeb-y story, so I'm safe

>>171046212
Because I like talking about TF2
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I feel like no one actually knows what the word "weeaboo" means anymore.
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RIP
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literally nothing
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>tfw the pub medic actually turns around and saves you from burning to death with 10 hp left
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>>171046447
>it wasn't a weeb-y story
that is a nonsense statement. if it's a manga/anime and a filthy gaijin like you is reading it, you're a weeb.
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ITS HAPPENING in the future
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>>171046760
You're welcome

>>171046770
>>171046484
Learn what it means, bub. I'm not one. I'm a normie forever. Stay envious
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>>171046858
i'm pretty sure you're the one who doesn't know what it means. anime or manga in japan don't try to appeal to western weebs because that's such a minimal part of their audience it isn't worth bothering with. so there aren't "weeb-y" shows or manga. there's ones that translate well over to a western audience, like cowboy bebop, but they're not made with weebs in mind. a weeb is a person, not the structure of a story you fucking dingdong.
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Lmao, keep staying upset

I'm a normie and I'm proud

I'm also a Kritzkrieg and Detonator user and I'm proud of how amazing I am at 'em
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I love pubs
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>>171045707
It's a matter of preference, I like minis because they're cheap, I can easily and quickly drop one to distract someone long enough for a quick meatshot from my widowmaker. I usually don't leave minis for too long, destroying them when I move on to a different area rather than let the fucker sit and provide free points to either solly or demo
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>Take a break from tf2 for 5 years but decided to hop on to check out competitive mode
>Playing Sniper
>doing pretty well landing most of the shots I go for, end up being 26-5 when the cart gets to the last point
>hear spy uncloak behind me
>turn around body shot him and clean up with smg
>he immediately cries hacker, and somehow convinces everyone else
>now almost every other game I join i'm flamed at and someone abandons so they don't have to play with me
What the hell happened to this game
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>>171047701
people don't understand that the invis watch makes a noise when you decloak. it happens. i don't know how suddenly everyone else thinks you're a hacker, but i'm assuming it has something to do with the fact that there's so few people in competitive mode that they're all the same couple of people.
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>>171047701
>watching retard in spec after i die
>hear DR uncloak, see friendly engineer uncloak right next to this idiot
>doesnt turn around or react at all
>dies
people are retards
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>>171047701
you're lying. there is no reputation or community in matchmaking.
you might have attempted to say that you're so good at the game that scrubs cry hacker when you do well, in which case I know you're not a liar, but I still doubt it happens as much as you say. cheaters are extremely common in matchmaking, because there's only a tiny skeleton crew working on the game. they only get banned automatically, from getting too many reports. it makes sense that the scrubs who just installed the game within the week would think a player who isn't deaf is a cheater.

this game is dead. community servers only play a few different maps in a couple game modes, matchmaking was a shoddy attempt at getting more money out of a corpse, and there aren't any real devs on the game anymore. in time, you'll learn how to eek out the little enjoyment there is left, but you have to come to terms with the fact that nothing will be done to fix any problems.
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>>171048084
>playing engineer
>pl_snowycoast
>spy uncloaks in front of me
>pyro right next to me
>yelling into mic "PYRO HELP, GOD DAMMIT"
>doesn't turn around
>sentry is sapped
>teleporter's sapped
>lose point A
>later watch the same pyro die and compliment the scout that kills him
>Scout: "Thanks!"
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>>171047578
I treat regular sentries cheaply too with the Jag. You can just toss em up in any ol corner so fast. You cant toss em up in the middle of a fight like minis, but its still pretty good. I would recommend using it more like minis sometime. Its a lot of fun.

>>171046407
Literally nothing. 90 is fine too. I forgot exactly how much a rocket did, but I was going for about one rocket to destroy it.
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>>171048538
There aren't a lot of people playing, so you run into the same people more often than naught. Also I never said that I was good, just doing well that game. You'd be surprised how many people just go along with what one person says.
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mfw gunslinger got nerfed into the ground

>half health on deploy
>4.2s build time, literally garbage. If you stand there and hit it, it's still only 2.7s still fucking garbage

There is no reason for it to currently spawn with half health AND take a year to deploy
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>>171048738
if you're gonna drop mini health, then give engi something ridiculously small like a 10% explosive resistance or something. Minis were already nerfed hard with the 50% health on deploy and slower build time, nerfing them further would make the gunslinger worthless, even with the +25 hp and 3rd crit.
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>>171048538
oh, and I've been kicked three times in matchmaking. once when a group decided they didn't like me, second, when a cheater changed their name to mine and got me kicked, and third when I initiated a vote against the topscoring retardvision aimbot heavy (minigun spinning all around and perfect accuracy) with 6 hours playtime, whereby it failed because people don't read chat, and he initiated a vote against me and I was then kicked. I guess my team was full of noobs that liked "winning" and didn't want to kick the player letting them actually get kills.
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>>171048818
you just gave away how shit you are at the game. don't deploy them in view of the enemy. put them in bullshit places like behind crates and in bushes as they are meant to be used
lmaoing at you not even knowing how to use bullshit weapons
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>>171048948
That sounds like a fair and fitting buff to get in it's place. Now we just gotta mail Valve.
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>>171049024
>someone starts vote to kick hacker
>i always vote no
god i love doing that, guaranteed way to get the entire other team mad and at least half of your own
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>>171049225
what I think about people who vote no on obvious hacker kicks is that they just installed the game and are confused as to what this thing is that popped up in front of their flamethrower
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>>171049225
>making people mad by being an asshole
>not by stomping them into the ground
You might as well just hack yourself, shitter.
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>>171049432
more like in front of their rocket launcher
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>Spend a good 20 minutes in 2fort's intel looking for perches that haven't been removed
>moosetits finds one in less than twenty seconds
fuck's sake
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>>171049534
or the fully leveled sentry gun they are still wacking at last point when cart is at second
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>>171049645
or in their scope
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>>171049752
or their scattergun
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>>171049808
or their cloak and dagger
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>72.5.102.34:27015
Pretty fun new server. Lots of 5cp and koth maps that aren't actually shit and everyone's pretty chill there. Better be added to the OP next thread. Dead now tho, prolly will have to wait till tomorrow to play on it again. Oh, also
>Post Spies
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>Internal updates to support future development
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>>171050198
spy
>>171050515
why are you surprised, we've known updates have been coming for a long ass time
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>>171049189
>you just gave away how shit you are at the game. don't deploy them in view of the enemy.

I don't, but you should be able to. If you're going for a quick deploy around the corner, guess what? Use the fucking Jag. It's been covered earlier this thread that it's all out better for that. Gunslinger's just useless if you have to wait 30 seconds for a 50 health 48 dps unupgradeable thing that drops no metal to build up to its amazing max of 100 hp and start doing shit. Fuck off retard.

>>171048948
Honestly just increase the build time again and lower max health to 90, perfect.
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>soldier removed
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>>171050868
and by increase I mean decrease
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New Engineer Building: Toolbox
Costs 0 metal. Engineer plops a toolbox down. This can be used as a stair to make shortcuts or to reach previously unreachable areas, or as a small obstacle for enemies. It only has 25 health.
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>>171051315
but what does it replace
and what areas does it give access to
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>>171051458
Nothing, probably. It's not a horribly useful building, just something to give Engie a bit more mobility.
If he propped it up vertically it's probably about the height of a dispenser, so any place you can reach by hopping on a dispenser. You can chose to place it vertically or horizontally with right click.
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Meme up my loadout. last time i was memed it was shit.
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>>171051458
replaces teleporters

gives access to a higher level of brain activation
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>>171050787
I'm not surprised updates are on the way, I'm surprised there is at least some movement before summer, because I kinda wasn't hoping for anything until july-august.
You see, I believe that they want to have last comic issue to go out with big update. New Pyro update is quite obviously won't have comic (at very least canon one, maybe some three page tie-in), so this leaves us with Heavy update.
Now, the speed of current TF2 team is slow even by the valve time standards, so I'm fairly sure we will see only one serious update this year, and it will be Pyro one. After it, they will gather all forces (quotes) they have to push Heavy update. This also means we will have Rehashoween again, as well as Rehashmass.
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>mfw stealth cap last
>mfw they didn't know about the other door
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>>171052197
>tfw literallly the only person on my team who knows you can go under the point on Gullywash
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>>171051315
>>171051772
Honestly this is the most balanced building idea i've seen in over half a decade
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>impying an incredibly obscure and minor update means anything is happening in the near future

lol it's a dead game get over it already

also comp tf2 will never be relevant
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why do many americans use european flags in TF.TV? do they not know their own flag?
>american education
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>>171050787
>why are you surprised, we've known updates have been coming for a long ass time
For me it's basically a sign that the update is in the legit near future.
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Why?
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>>171053381
>Jailbreak
that shit needs to fucking die, the zombie mode is pretty fun though. and Randomizer gives me fuckin neato stats like most headshots as pyro: 16.
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Anyone have any solid tips for running stock invis watch? I've practically never played spy before his big update with the watches that gave me the ability to live longer without having to worry about accidentally de-cloaking due to lack of power, which I've used always afterward.

Also I'm getting kinda better with the Amby since I've been testing it in Hightower. Gotta find some games where spy isn't stacked so I can adequately test Amby in better objective maps like Payload.
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>>171053381
Jailbreak is literally just squeakers pretending they have authority and playing Simon says with everyone before he just kills them all for his own shitty bemusement.

I'll just take my Death Run thank you very much.
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>>171053586
know where ammo packs are at. you are a ghost. you only need to break stealth when you are going in for a kill. try to move unpredictably while in stealth and hop on top of objects. GJ. honestly if you are working on invis I recommend running completely stock. put that amby away
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>>171053586
go into a csgo dm server and use the deagle, that alone improved my amby aim from garbo to headshot with every click in under a day
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>>171053856
Typically I prefer revolver, I mean I can ghost too while on the CnD. And your tactic of hop on objects is something I've always known.

Difference is with CnD I can sit there, not worry about losing cloak and take my time to study the situation before diving in so I don't fuck up and get sent back to spawn, where as with stock watch, I have to worry about that drain, and if I have to hop down to pick up an ammo kit, I'm taking a gamble that some pyro doesn't pass by to get ammo and bump into me, causing him to spam all over until I get puffed and then it's all over.

But yeah Not a real fan of Amby, I mean I'm told it's "better" for proper spy play, but I mean my stock revolver has worked fine, and for a while I ran the Leet Ranger for longer cloaks, same with the DR so I could adequately have time to get out of an active area so I can decloak quietly.
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>>171051809
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>>171053586
Know map layout, know ammo box layout, know shortcuts you can hop around on, and know safe places to decloak. If you can get from ammo spawn to ammo spawn, you can go a lot farther while invisible. Take corners wide to avoid bumping into people, walk on top of fences, and try to take generally unpopulated areas. Keep an eye out for dropped ammo boxes as well. Don't stay cloaked longer than necessary. If you know the area is safe, decloak so you can have that cloak to move through the next unsafe area. Generally, you have just barely enough cloak to run across any point, but any additional ammo will help and will let you extend a bit farther into enemy territory.
Remember that you don't go BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP anymore after decloaking, so feel free to do it a bit closer to the enemy, especially in a noisy area.
Escaping after getting caught, while not as easy as with the Dead Ringer, is totally possible. Just cloak and move in ways that arent predictable. Predictable being straight to ammo and health packs, or straight to doorways.

Amby is a good gun. Just remember that you don't need headshots to finish people off.
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Any other loadouts that need a hint of Viva done to it?
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>>171054840
you haven't gotten a single five with my sniper
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>>171054967
I know :(

Maybe someday. Just gotta be strong and keep keeping on through faith
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>>171054840
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Rate and maybe meme my Pybro loadout.
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>>171054840
Check my 3, cmon now.
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>>171050868
Shitting out minis in an active fight for little risk is the no skill bullshit that got it reworked in the first place, but by all means, keep crying.
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>>171050198
and how do you have fun on spy btw, i feel like its either cheap sneak attacks or dull shooting
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gunslinger change

+50 max health
-mini sentry health reduced to 65 but builds faster
-wearer replaces legs with robot legs and is no longer a manlet so their hitbox is bigger

seriously FUCK these widowmaker gnomes it's impossible to hit them
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>>171050198
Spy 1
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>>171050198
>>171056567
Spy 2
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>>171050198
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>>171055338
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>>171050198
>>171056567
>>171056732
Spy 3, that's all
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>>171050198
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>>171037934
claymore
berserk
black lagoon
noragami
flying witch
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>queue
>select all game modes
>queue takes 5 seconds
>remove payload from the queue settings
>takes 15 minutes and i get sent to some retard map like steel that no one plays
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>>171050198
should I put on my snek and if so what should I replace?
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>>171050198
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>>171054840
Californian condors are more closely related to storks then traditional vultures
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>>171057167
your hud is garbage, but I do like that loadout. Excellent usage of lime paint
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>>171057167
this is a good loadout
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>>171057301
its indubitably green, lime is too cancer for me
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>>171057167
is that the walking to the intel taunt replacer?
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>get mad
>stop playing
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>game crashes
>stop playing

too tired to start it agai
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>look at tf2 in my game library
>immediately look away
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>>171057167
MY NAME IS CUBAN PETE
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>>171057167
I haven't seen this movie since I was like 8, wow. Probably nowhere near as good as I remember it being, though.
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>>171058631
your thinking is flawed. It is much better now that I'm an adult and can understand the more mature jokes they slid in there. Give it a go, I can guarantee you'll still find it just as funny
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>>171058631
They never are

Grease and The Lion King were huge favorites as a baby Viva. Watching them present day, Lion King is fucking overrated and holy shit, Grease is a trash story

The songs are lit, though
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>>171058861
>The Lion King is overated
I disagree to a degree it still packs a punch almost 20 years later, but yes, it has lost some of it's charm.
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>>171058631
The Mask is genuinely great, even today
Sadly, it had no sequel
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>>171058861
Don Bluth disagrees with you

Try All Dogs go to Heaven, that shit was one of the darkest """""children's""""" films I've seen
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>>171059226
i think its status as "THE overrated disney movie" has long since been taken over by frozen. but before that, it held that title for a damn long time. i still like the movie but it's not the best disney movie and it has its problems.
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>>171059421
not the brave little toaster?
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>>171059521
I don't remember ever watching the Brave Little Toaster save the vacuum cutting his own cord. Possibly for reasons related to childhood trauma and mental blocking.
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>>171059446
which will have it's title stolen by Zootopia. Thus the cycle continues

fucking furfags
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>>171059960
But zootopia's actually good
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>>171059226
I guess I'm just annoyed with everyone circlejerking about the film. "Wah, Mufasa dies". Yeah, I watched the move, too. Ain't as emotional as you think. Mulan__ was better
Another one is Up. "Wah, the first 10 minutes". Fuck off, there's the rest of the film you're not taking about. WALL•E is the greatest and most emotional Pixar film. Fuck off with your "muh 10 minute" bullshit

>>171059242
You can never truly forget the sequel

>>171059421
Maybe someday. The 50% Rotten score is a little off putting, though
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>>171058861
I still enjoy The Lion King. All those people claiming it's just Hamlet don't know jack about Egyptian mythology.
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>>171060074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7q2IZXM2Q

>>171060084
>trusting any critics
well let's see
this one mafia dude makes a literal deal with the devil
the gsd fucked up and now owes said mafia a large sum if money and is killed off while wasted
he's brought back as an '''angel''' to protect this orphan girl and has his life tied to a pocket watch

it's pretty fucked up when you can understand what the hell is going on

what sequal? You mean that completely unrelated movie in the same camp as Theif 4? That isn't a sequel, it's a bad leech made by unrelated asswipes trying to cash in on a big name
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>>171060084
I don't even remember the first ten minutes of Up. But yeah, you can never trust critics of anything, especially since paid reviews are a thing.
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>>171060525
that diagram is incorrect. 6v6 would only have a queen, two knights, two rooks and a king

highlander would be the standard board
valve's 6s would be two queens, a king a knight a rook and a bishop

the pub looks about right

>>171060629
Long live the king
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>>171060671
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>An update to Team Fortress 2 has been released. The update will be applied automatically when you restart Team Fortress 2. The major changes include:

>Internal updates to support future development

DADDY
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>>171060862
>It's fucking nothing
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>>171060840

>>171060968
>its fucking nothing AND it broke serveme.tf servers
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>>171060470
People are claiming that? I never hear anything about it

>>171060506
I really only care when critics justify my tastes. Like when I watched WALL•E on opening weekend, I knew then and there, it was my favorite film of all time. Two years later, Time Magazine goes ahead and calls it the best film of the decade. It's a nice feeling having already known that

>>171060629
The miscarriage and death. Not even the saddest part about Up. It's when Carl looks through the adventure book again and sees the pictures and note Ellie left him

Also, I love Gold Rush in TF2. Detonator jumping around the map is amazing
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>>171061030
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>>171061178
I wasn't really feeling Wall-E, it is a good movie, but I felt like it was slamming MUH ENVIRONMENTALISM down my throat a little too harshly.
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reminder that tf2 is a kid's game
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>>171061258
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iuno wall-e felt like it was a story first, message second, at least

not like the lorax
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>>171061421
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>>171061471
I don't have a problem with a message, but again, they pushed a little too hard for my taste. The all cardboard box kinda cinched my opinion that it was more a political tool than film.

The Lorax was garbo, when are they gonna figure out you can't make feature films out of Dr. Seuss books?
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>>171056125
>he forgot the instant 100 hp 1.5 second build time monsters

yeah no you have no clue what you're talking about
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>>171061178
>Not even the saddest part about Up

It was still one hell of a sucker punch though.
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after the pyro update is going to be the gyro update, finally giving heavy a lunchbox slot
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I don't mind messages either as long as it's one that I agree with but Like I said, it must remain lower priority than the movie itself

I honestly liked the lorax regardless though, might be that I didn't grow up with the books, so it didn't really have anything special to live up to

>>171061587
>hey what if we filtered a screenshot instead of hiring a pixel artist
insulting
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My favorite Detonator jump is a tie between the attic jumps on the first and second stage of Gold Rush

>>171061370
The environment message took a backseat to Wall-E and Eve. I could go on for over an hour talking about what makes it perfect, but not tonight

>>171061393
Guess it helps having my all time favorite film being a kids film

>>171061471
Absolutely. Maybe even message third. I was mesmerized with the views of earth and all the debris orbiting, the trash towers, and Wall-E riding outside the ship going to the Axiom

>>171061640
I liked when Wall-E put the environment safe bulb on the Luxo lamp after the credits. Too bad Pixar never kept that going after

>>171061915
Yeah, yeah. Isn't as sad after the first viewing, though

>>171062043
I never watched The Lorax. What's the message on that one?
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>>171062206
The Lorax was hamfised as fuck, zero tact or subtlty

Have you tried syncing with the scorch shot? IT takes some doing, but the end result and subsequent bragging rights are worth it
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Hey cuties. What are some good perf configs for the current year?
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>>171062348
I don't think you could jump as high as the Detonator takes ya with the Scorch Shot, though. Some of those jumps NEED that extra bit of height
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>>171062206
>I never watched The Lorax. What's the message on that one?
don't cut down all the trees or there won't be any trees
except this one

also capitalism is bad
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Which meet the team short was your favorite?
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>>171062562
>aaaah the industry is bad aaaah
>the food industry kills plants and animals aaaah
I hated that movie.
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"There are no girls in invite."

- b4nny
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>>171062501
of course not, but syncing them is one of those party tricks that has no purpose outside showing off

>>171062610
Meet the Amazing Pyro
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>>171062610
Meet The Medic and Meet The Spy are prolly gonna show up the most for people's favorites. It is pretty tough to top the Medic one, though. Personal favorite of mine

Meet The Scout was nice, too, since Faster Than A Speeding Bullet is a top tier track

Maybe a better question woulda been "What's your least favorite Meet The Team video?"

>>171062562
>>171062806
Is there even such a thing as a good film adaptation of a Seuss book?

>>171062895
Women are trash at video games anyway. Everyone is better off without them bringing people down
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>>171062806
It's not about killing plants or animals, it's about irreversibly damaging an ecosystem

except then they reverse it
that's why it's a bad story
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>>171063045
>The Lorax except they all graphically die and burn up due to global warming

I'd watch it twice in theatres
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last thread, we were /an/, this thread we're /tv/ sans baneposting, which board are we gonna imitate next, /po/?
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>>171063180
>The Lorax except its only Si/Psy/Sy/PSi/Ci/Cy The O'Hare delivery guy
All this movie was good for
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>>171062956
Maybe I'll give it a shot sometime in like an idle server with the boys or whatever. But that'll never come in handy in any other situation, so in the back of my head I'm thinking "Why bother?"

>>171063219
Dr. Pavel. I'm CIA
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>/tv/
pretty sure it's been all /co/ so far
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>>171063349
again, neato party trick, and under that once every other blood moon circumstance, it could make you look like a badass and make you famous on youtube
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>>171063045
In the original Seuss book, it's all about what will you do, and making the right choice, leaving it up to the reader.

But hey, this is a children's movie, and we can't have them getting the wrong message, so we need an antagonist, and a clear message, so we can't be held responsible for any mis-read signals.

>>171062964
Nope. Movie industry ain't great.
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>>171062964
>What's your least favorite Meet The Team video
It's like asking "What was the last Meet The Team video to be released?"
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>>171062043
looks like pixel art to me
>tf2 events
>having money
>>171064637
my favorite was meet the scout tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYMq9qZd3iU
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>>171062964
>Is there even such a thing as a good film one.

How the Grinch Stole Christmas, animated by Chuck Jones. You could also include the rewrite that was the Jim Carrey one, but I think that was it's own thing rather than an 'adaptation'

tfw you forgot how to greentext
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>>171064496
Live action films, cash grabs, and remakes ruined going to the theaters. That's why the last film I willingly went to watch was Wall-E way back in 2008

>>171064637
I don't think it'd be 100% on Pyro. I figured it'd be a blend of Demo, Sniper, or something else short and shit

>>171064809
Way too much green there, my dude. OG Grinch should always go without saying. It's a Christmas classic

I wish we could do without the remake, though. Fuck Jim Carrey
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What is tf2g? Sure isn't about Team Fortress 2.
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>>171065010
titanfall 2 general. it's pretty dead so there isn't much to talk about.
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And who's supposed to be the antagonist, o-hare?
He's not the one who cut down all the trees
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>>171065010
team fortress 2 general. We, much like /d2g/ and /csgog/ are starved for content so we talk about pretty much anything but the general
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>>171065010
Team Fortress 2 sure ain't about TF2 anymore either. If this next "big" update ends up being another dud, the Devs are better off handing in their two weeks and giving it to someone who cares about the game more
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>>171065010
gay furry ERP, hats and hot memes, take your pick
Honestly these past few months were the most on-topic i've seen this general be
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>"Oh yeah 6s is super stale, i know about this man, I played 2 lobbies a few years ago"
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>>171065165
you're pointing fingers at the worst possible people. it's valve as a whole and their system that's the problem, not the couple of developers who actually do give a shit. if they hired people specifically to work on tf2, most of the problems would go away because the workload wouldn't be split between 5 programmers.
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I wish the live action Grinch movie wasn't shoved down our throats every Christmas. That and Elf ruined Christmas movies.
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>>171065473
That sounds like it's prolly cable channels like USA Network who do that shit. I haven't kept up with TV in ages since I cut the cord so long ago, but I can imagine how shit that must be

That's why I stick to watching A Christmas Story and Rudolph. That's enough Christmas films a person ever needs
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Suess movies are usually shit, but not AS SHIT AS XIONXANG THAT POSSUM SHITHEAD
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>>171065290
that's because these past few weeks we've had some serious content dumps from Valve, like VNN's interview with Valve and the updates and speculation about casual mode. We've also been getting a shitload of traffic from Overhyped babbies that got bored of playing a total of fourteen maps, and 3.5 gamemodes
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>>171065728
Ahhh, that would explain all of the people talking to Viva directly.
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>>171065860
Clearly, I'm such a good dude to talk to
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how do you make the southern hospitality interesting
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>>171065860
I was stating that TF2 has seen increased traffic due to Overwatch players getting bored with the lack of content. The fan-made gamemodes may even get shut down too due to achevement_idle transcending time, space and IP boundaries

put your trip back on Viva. I know it's you
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>>171066165
If you knew it was Viva, you'd know that I never post without the trip

You don't know Viva after all
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>>171064981
This new movie coming out, The Belko Experiment, is based off the Milgram Experiment

From playing FNV, and visiting Vault 11, and seeing this movie's trailer, I got a vague idea of what the ending is going to be like

Shitty plot twist: Nobody had to die, and all you had to do was refuse and show off your humanity.
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Vault_11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZNfwayNLL0
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>>171066030
make it build slower firing sentries that can only be upgraded to level 2 but also make you bleed for three seconds after the last hit.

or you could take it to medieval mode and realize that even in melee only it's completely garbage
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>>171066165
No, I mean newfriends talk to Viva directly. People who have been here a while know better. I talked to Viva for a while before I learned too.
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if you don't believe in viva then he can't hurt you

he gets his power from direct replies
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i dont even see viva on this list, he must be elite shit
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Oh, Christ. Speaking of fucking cash grabs and remakes

>>171066485
Nah, my power comes from having a nice life and constant protection from the Man above

>>171066594
I didn't start posting until about 2014, that's why
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>>171066709
Did you hear that Friday the 13 the 13th is coming out
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>>171066758
I didn't hear about it, but I'm not surprised. Franchises just can't get enough of that green
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>>171066709
>remaking the matrix
The last AAA game I ever purchased was Bioshock Infinite, I amy have to do this to movies as well. Fucking dickwads, ruining good shit again.
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The Matrix sure is TF2 related. Just like Kanye, GTAV, and long rants about hating trannies.
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>>171066709
>I didn't start posting until about 2014
take me back marty
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>>171066860
I DON'T LIKE PYRO

WILL THE PYRO UPDATE REMOVE PYRO


GODDAMN I HATE ALL THESE FURRY FUCKS
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>>171066594
someone update this. preferably drawings with some cute drawings :x
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>>171066987
shotgun my friend
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>>171066987
>dying to pyros
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>>171066860
Hey, man. I don't think I've mentioned Kanye all day long. GTA is like a once in a blue moon thing. Don't even start that last disgusting thing up

Who knows. Maybe there's some relation with Matrix and TF2
Edit: Christ, this is terrible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H9Xi4VEcSk


>>171066962
I was browsing silently in 2013, though. You're gonna wanna go back to 2012 instead before I even had a Steam profile

>>171066987
Not all Pyros are furries, though
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>>171067025
Drawings is fuck, but dotsy is even more fuck.
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>>171065680
Freeform, actually. Which is what ABC Family is now known as. Pretty much everything they show is crap. Spent a year living with someone who couldn't live without having white noise from the TV every hour of the day, so I watched a lot of pure shit. Haven't actually sought out and watched television for myself in ages now.
>>
>>171066987
>Dying to pyro as soldier.

I mean, I hate going against pyros whenever I'm scout because my brain has trained itself to get as close to the enemy as possible for those sweet meat shots.
>>
>>171067280
Oh, so you woulda had to sit through all those Tim Allen santa films, too. Yikes

>>171066987
Also, damn. That Aussie takes me back to when my dream item was a Platinum Kritzkrieg from a new set of MvM drops

Maybe in 5 years
>>
>>171066819
Don't buy games unless you've actually played them first. Since demos don't seem to be a thing anymore, this means you should probably just pirate everything.
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>>171067504
Fuck pirating shit, I already have the Valve trifecta, Arena through Skyrimjob and a Switch on the way. What more could I ever need?
>>
>>171067208
dont fuck dotsy

he is mine for fuck
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>>171067460
Can't forget that they marathon every Harry Potter movie every month or so as well. Listening to someone who didn't give a single fuck about Harry Potter when we were growing up while I devoured all the books fangirl over the movies was fucking painful.

>>171067604
>He paid for Skyrim
Oh you poor thing. You poor, sad thing.
>>
>tfw tf2 is the only multiplayer game I enjoy
>tfw tf2 is the only shooter I enjoy
>>
>tfw people fell for your ironic tf2 post
>tfw you did it so anon would shut up about off-topic stuff

>>171067101
This picture is bretty old, senpai.
Back when powerhouse first launched in the gun mettle update.

Also, play alot more demo now; stickies in pubs are pretty easy to land and more satisfying.
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>>171067661
Why fuck something you don't like?
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>>171067696
I didn't pay for it My parents sent me the anthology for christmas back in 2014 or whenever it came out. I lost my Morrowind disk ages ago, and was never able to find my old saves.

rip Jhokiin and Walks-Through-Swarms 2001-2003, you will be forever missed
>>
>>171067774
Iunno, it musta only lasted about 3-5 posts, because it's gone back to non-TF2 shit

Maybe next time, you can do an unironic TF2 post to get a convo about TF2 for more than 10 posts
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>>171067774
>tfw you were the anon about off-topic stuff
stop making me feel stupid
>>
Which class is the best example of male peak performance?
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>>171067794
but i do like dotsy. he has a cute name, he is a good fragger, and he isnt actually annoying. just his tf2gfuers are
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>mlp tier soldier geeks get their rockets reflected
>REMOVE PYRO OP OP OP
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>>171068084
soldier, obviously
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>>171068084
Medic

It's as Alpha as it gets. You call shots, you got eyes on the field, checking who's good and bad, you got people protecting you like you're the President. You're the puppeteer

Oh, and it's never your fault when the team fucks up, so that's a good plus
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Soldier is overrated as all hell, he's not bad but god soldier mains are annoying
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>>171068084
probably medic
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>>171067774
I personally haven't put in enough time with stickies with my 3d-glasses on to get a good feel for where it goes at what charge
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>>171068084
Medic
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>>171068348
It's not my fault I like bombing and rocket jumping all over the map. Soldier's fun.
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I like soldier because it's easy to recover from doing stupid shit
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>>171068597
Nah, you're a pretty alright Soldier main Wanderer, my problem is with the people who act like soldier is the only class in the game worth playing.
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>>171068348
if i'm shitting the bed with sniper then soldier is my go-to class for when i want to WIN
unless i'm really in the mood to play something else like engineer or if my team needs it
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>>171068135
>scout
>get fucking decimated by pyro with degreaser/flare combo
>team up with someone else
>roll pyro anytime they show up
>>fucking scunts
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>>171068502
Stickies are alright, pipes, I can do.

But landing cannonballs and double donks are something i've yet to master
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>>171068967
>scout
>get lit on fire and airblasted into the air
>double jump away from the flare
>meatshot pyro
>your job is not complete until the rivers run red with furry blood
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>>171068084
med
>is more aware than anyone else of his team's health and situation
>has a better idea of where all his team is and where the damage is coming
>can call for when to push or back out by quickly analyzing the situation
>>171068348
tunnelvision soldiers that think they are hot shit are the worst. good soldiers that keep their cool and have basic spatial awareness are best
>>171067748
try RB6 Siege, its pretty fun with friends and has enough gimmicks to not feel like another boring generic shooter trying to be "tactical" or "realistic"
literally the only shooter i play besides TF2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUwc6Z6ohM4
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>>171068707
Yea, I don't understand that mindset at all. I usually switch it up to keep my Solly fresh.

I dunno, each to their own I guess.

Won't stop me from fraggin' 'em. I like a challenge.
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is there any easier way to shut down a map?
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>>171069882
Make it too confusing for new players.
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>>171070191
snowplow is great because if one person leaves spawn the wrong way, everyone else will follow them
>>
>start up l4d
>haven't played in years
>get consistently kicked all night even when not fucking
>no raging or typing or voice just instant kick at the slightest mistake or not at all
>barely any games running
>even the community servers are dead

Why the fuck do people continue to be cancerous shits even when the game is so close to death?
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>>171070934
How do you think it got there? Valve's shown they're fully willing to support a community for years, so it's not Valve.
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Hypocrisy in its truest form.
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>>171070934
l4d(2) as an entirety is basically mvm at this point

so either find some people to play with or go offline/solo
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Post maps that DESERVE being official.
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>>171071305
I don't even like koth but ashville is a pretty fun map
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>>171070934
that's only happened to me once. you're just really fucking bad
>>
>>171071505
its definatelly decent

what about maps that are in active development
http://www.teamfortress.tv/forum/2/map-discussion
>>
>>171070934
Curse of good matchmaking

Kick someone who fucked up and get someone knew within a few seconds. Almost no reason to not kick someone who's beyond saving. By the time the next round kicks in they'll be gone and replaced
>>
>>171070934
play with a friend so retards never have enough votes to kick you
last time i played L4D2 there was this idiots that apparently played competitive L4D2 in versus mode and kicked me for not being a L4D pro
>>
http://comp.tf/wiki/Ready_Steady_Pan
why does this exist
>>
memes
>>
>>171072461
for the same reason I want to create a halloween 6s format; 200% fun allowed
>>
>>171072581
Fuck you.
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>>171072680
nah fuck you leatherman
>>
>>171072715
What the hell did you just call me?
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>>171072461
because le reddit

i wish i couldve joined
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>compfag unusual australium killstreak soldiers who fly all around thinking they are unstoppable
>fly in bomb everyone then leave and heal
>come back and do the same thing
>always land in the same spots
>place sticky trap
>they land directly on it

If you're going to be a gunboats shitter at least switch up your movement
>>
gunboats are fucking stupid because they reduce self damage even on non rocket jumps
>>
gunboats are fucking stupid because in real life they'd never work
>>
gunboats are fucking stupid because they're not a gun or a boat
>>
>>171073165
Not if you damage somebody else.

>>171073196
Mythbusters put a solid metal plate below a car and it surfed the explosion, you'd have to have a plate large enough to protect you from the main force of the explosion, thick enough that the force would rather be used as lift instead of puncturing the plate, and light enough that your inertia wouldn't be too great to stop you. Probably not man-portable.
>>
>>171073481
Yeah my point still stands gunboats wouldn't work in real life dummy
>>
>>171073165
>>171073196
>>171073389
Ok ok, here's your (you). Christ.
>>
>>171071505
Coalplant is pretty much the updated version of ashville
http://comp.tf/wiki/Coalplant
>>
pyro gun

+50 damage
-2 speed
-1 attack per turn

is it balance?
>>
>>171073627
it's shit, give it +2 range and it would be usable
>>
>>171073562
They would work, the implementation just needs work.
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>>171073714
NO IT FUCKING WOULDNT BECUASE AS YOU SAID THE METAL WOULD HAVE TO BE BIG AND THE SOLDIER'S GUNBOATS ARE THE SIZE OF A HUMAN FUCKING FOOT

CHRIST DO YOU READ YOUR OWN POSTS LIKE MOTHERFUCKER IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO SHITPOST AT LEAST HAVE SOME DIGNITY HOLY SHIT
>>
>>171073826
You could use a shaped charge to direct the force of the explosion. After that all you have to do is make the boots out of a material that can withstand that focused force and you achieve lift.
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>>171073165
wrong
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>>171073826
dude relax it's just a game
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>>171074029
ARE YOU JUST TYPING WORDS NOW? SHAPED CHARGE? WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHAPED CHARGE? AM I SUPPOSED TO GET FORCE AND SHAPE IT USING SOME KIND OF GOD-SENT GIFT? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO JUST MAKE SOMETHING THAT ISN'T HUMANELY POSSIBLE TO MAKE? NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU EXPECT ME TO GET A METAL THAT CAN WITHSTAND A FUCKING EXPLOSION, PUT IT ON LIKE CINDERELLA'S MOCCASIN, AND JUST RIDE THE FUCKING WAVES?? THE SOLDIER IS A BEEFY BIG BOY, YES, BUT I DOUBT HE'S BE ABLE TO DO AS MUCH AS WALK WITH A METAL THAT DURABLE RAPING HIS FOOTS. NEVER FUCKING POST AGAIN.
>>
>>171074347
Are you being extra autistic on purpose now, or is this just a personality flaw of yours
>>
>>171074384
I just want to feel recognized
please show love to me
please
>>
>>171074384
I think at this point he's just trying to get more (you)s.
>>
how did the extine crew actually catch up on their plays of the month
>>
https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=325870313

Name a better community set in the workshop, i'll wait
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>>171075678
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=72262091

how can you even compete
>>
>>
>>171076385
that's a cute cat
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>>171076385
b4nny is cute!
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>Powerhouse was meant to launch with the game, but never got finished
>eight years later, the guy making it rolled his desk back to the TF2 office and finished the map
How does Valve get anything done?
oh wait they dont.
>>
>>171076385
tfw no bf to hug you like b4nny hugs his kitty
>>
i wonder what valve's file storage is like

like how often do you think someone goes hey I guess I'll continue on that thing I was working on 4 years ago but then he can't find the files so he doesn't
>>
>>171076839
its a pretty wierd map in its design compared with other valve maps
i hope the guy in charge of comp mm comes back to his desk someday
>>
I want b4nny to pump my tight, hot, wet rectum with his fertile, warm, sticky seed as he hugs me with his big, manly arms
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>>171077806
>wet rectum
so you had diarrhea? eww gross
>>
>>171077865
No it's wet from b4nny's spit and semen you fucking scatfag
>>
>>171077953
oh
do you like sticking things up your bumbum
>>
>>171078260
I like sticking b4nny's things up my bumbum
>>
>>171078393
b4nny will never notice you, he is too busy fragging and being b4nny
you should be content with an IM player dick like mine
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T-thanks
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>>171078497
You'd best shut the fuck up before I sit you down and give you a 3 hour lecture on why you're wrong as hell. Not only does b4nny notice me, he kisses me and gives me hugs every day. Unlike you, who can't even go near b4nny's frag OR shag level.
>>
>>171078715
so you're some kind of Nursey wannabe ?
>>
>ta thanks
>>
>>171078829
no he's the kitty
>>
how to make tf2 balanced and good - idea by chesse20

scout - cap every scattergun's ramp up at 150%. cap shortstop ramp up at 135% but make it reload in a second again. revert crit a cola to its release stats but with an 8 second duration. increase scout cap rate to 3x. scouts are fucking niggers and have no place being a combat class in a team fortress game. you are supposed to go for the objective.
soldier - nerf every secondary that isn't a weapon except buff banner and mantreads. unrape the righteous bison. remove rocket jumper.
pyro - increase flame range by like 15% and particle speed by like 50%. unfuck the airblast cone of fire because sometimes things don't even reflect when they used to. make the degreaser have a reliable switch bonus that actually works when it needs to. make axtinguisher useful and remove the draw speed penalty. optional: increase base speed to 330 and revert the powerjack to its release stats. make pyros heavier but increase the self push force of detonator and scorch respectively.
demoman - make quickiebomb less gay. make loch n load useful. make all shields deal a minimum of 25 damage on impact. add 75 HP penalty to sticky jumper but also let it have 8 stickies out. make caber an actual threat.
heavy - make miniguns actually able to kill stuff past a meter.
engineer - make pomson hitbox actually exist
medic - stupid class i dont like it
sniper - sniper now takes mini crits when scoped because he's a FUCKINg faggOT class for shitters who can't dm
spy - less crutches, revolver spam and running away and more stabbing things / combat potential
>>
Now that's retarded.
>>
>>171079081
you are like a little baby
watch this

-100% damage on all classes
+20 pottis
>>
shut the FUCK up
>>
>want to do a quick casual match before bed
>swiftwater
>Hm, ok, never played it.
>engineers
>everywhere
>leave match
>more fucking engineers
>it gets worse
>switch to defense
>mini sentries everywhere
So is valve going to remove this class in the Pyro Update?
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>play against engineers
>its not fun at all
>play engineer
>its not fun at all
why does this class exist again ?
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>>171079357
ucel daen the esntry mani likes it so it stays
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>>171079201
I offer Erwin Hoffer
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>>171037519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVBPwKr9cI

>tfw jerma starts singing my name is shpee
>>
Original is a crutch for bad soldiers
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>>171079686
*Black box
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>>171079686
sounds like someone got fr4gged
>>
Soldier is a crutch for bad players
>>
I eat shit
>>
crutch me
>>
festive original .... when?
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>>171080024
hopefully never
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>he got less than 30k kills on his strange
you must be new here
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>>171080083
>tfw first rocket launcher i ever had would be up to 35k kills by now if i had not gotten an aussie
>>
>>171079808
>3 years
> barely over 2k kills

howbad.ru
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>>171076385
Find a man that loves you like b4nny loves his cat and hates white girls.
>>
>>171080083
I just bought this original when I started playing again from someone here not 3 months ago im pretty bad tho
>>
>>171080171
>what is strange transfer tool: the post
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>>171080215
why is this photo cringle me everytime
>>
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>>171080232
forgot pic. I have gone through a couple different stranges in my time playing since I like killing people and ranking up on the kill. It bothers people alot in my experience
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>>171080257
didnt exist when i had my first launcher you dingus
>>
>>171073627
kek
>>
if u have < 3k hours stop posting
>>
>>171080215
tfw he will never shave his beard
>>
if you had < 3 sex pardners stop posting
>>
>>171080613
>>171080693
Noh.
>>
EU pub server with actually variety in the mappool
id suggest you save this one to favs
195.228.152.171:27015
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>>171080782
post map list
>>
>>171080204
>gift names don't transfer over with trades
How dumb are you
>>
>>171080881
ctf_2fort
cp_orange_x3
pl_goldrush
cp_dustbowl
trade_minecraft_final
>>
>>171080941
example of variety being a bad thing
24/7 arena_badlands server where
>>
>>171080881
it was playing cp_follower earlier
right now its on the EOTL map
dunno about the others, the server is in some eastern european language
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>>171080941
he didnt ask you stupid faggot
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>>171045906
>>171045998
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>>171080889
are you illiterate and/or retarded
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>no matter how many retards or how many pros you have on your team every match is a coin flip
>>
Update for April 15th, 2017

>Added 52 new Heavy cosmetics.
>Reworked Minigun spin-up functions. All miniguns will now have full accuracy from the get-go. Initial damage reduction reduced to 25% (was 50%) of base damage.

>Brass Beast now has a 30% damage bonus and suffers no initial damage reduction. Removed '20% damage resistance while spun up with <50% health' stat. Added '30% damage resistance after being spun up for 3 seconds' stat.

>Tomislav retains its initial damage reduction of 50%. This is now listed as a downside.

>Drastically increased Natascha slowdown power against airborne targets.

>Buffalo Steak Sandvich now fully heals & overheals the user on consumption. Increased effect duration to 20 seconds. Effect cannot be cancelled. If thrown, will act as a small health kit.

>Removed Pyro.
>>
>>171082078
No, but please explain why you think I am
>>
Tf2 needs __________.
>>
>>171082928
to be banned
>>
>>171082928
more hats
>>
>>171082928
more furry cosmetics so i can pretend to be a good pyro
>>
>>171082732
>i mention that dude got 2.2k kills over 3 years
>you mention gift name transfer via trade
>somehow i'm dumb because of that


????????????????????????????????
>>
>>171082928
to poot dispenser hier
>>
>>171083159
Ok, I don't know how I can make this easier

Kill counts don't transfer over with trades
Gift names do
I know for a fact he only got that Original a couple of weeks ago
Thus you are dumb for assuming hes had that Original for over three years
>>
pottis :D
>>
>>171082928
to travel in 2007 and start putting effort in comp.
>>
soldier rocket launcher

+50% clip size
+enough vertical knockback to force any enemy to the skybox on any map
-90% damage
+/- reloads all shots at once

thoughts /mu/
>>
>>171084151
Sounds really, really annoying
>>
reminder that the comp scene will be healthier without toxic fags like enigma, harbleu, pyour, platinum, shrugger, tlr, seagull, ruwin, dabes etc
>>
ya but soldier is already annoying so it won't change much
>>
>>171084389
kys retard
>>
i dont wanna kiss a retard
>>
Things the item equip selection screen needs:
- halloween item toggle
- listing your items by how you've got them in your backpack
>>
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*blocks your path*
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>>171084415
fuck off harbl
>>
>+/- reloads all shots at once
how is that a (possible) negative
does it actually take him eight times as long

that sorta makes for a neat attribute honestly
they should add that to the direct hit
>>
>>171084686
*reflects your shot and crits u for 400 damage*
whatchu gonna do bout it
>>
>>171085302
*uses ubercharge*
get fugged kiddo
>>
>>171084735
fuck off retard
>>
>>171085302
>implying any medic has little enough self respect to kritz a pyro
>>
>>171085546
Want to know how i know you're a newfag piece of shit?
>>
>>171085479
>being this mad you're not relevant anymore
>>
>>171085606
>being this edgy
hello reddo
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>>171085942
>>
>>171085942
who the fuck cares
>>
tfw no pottis
>>
god I love eating shit
>>
>>171085942
nursey x b4nny 2017
>>
>>171085942
why so many fur and horse fuckers exist in tf community
>>
>>171088073
I also want to know this.

Back when community servers were still a thing, every person had a pony or fur spray/user picture.
>>
>>171088073
>>171088298
>why do so many people belonging to a group primarily on the Internet also play games on the Internet?
>>
Stabby looks like a drug addict.
>>
>>171088684
He's addicted to frags
>>
>mfw all the time spent in the summer playing TF2
>mfw played TF2 so much, finally got good

stopped playing TF2 for 3 years, all the efforts were wasted

it was fun
>>
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>played tf2 for years on end, got pretty damn good
>start playing csgo instead bc competitive
>no longer good at tf2, not good at csgo yet
>tf2 introduces competitive

a-at least it's shit, right g-guys
>>
if i see one more medic pocketing the topscoring soldier im going to fucking scream
>>
im going to pocket a topscoring soldier as a medic
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>>171089416
why you gotta do this to me man
i just wanna play vidya
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4 the memes
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>>171089556
WHAT FUCKING MEMES
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the meme where i win the vidya gaem :)
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>>171089203
tf2 center, pugs and etf2l/esea exist
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>>171037934
Legend of the Galactic Heroes
Monster
The Tatami Galaxy
Katanagatari
Planetes
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can I fug the mercs yet
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fug me insted :DDD
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What is the worst unusual effect and why is it Massed Flies?
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>>171090405
how large are your hands and how many people have you murdered
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>>171091103
but that's not every effect from 3rd gen onward
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>>171091958
>he never heard of Tesla Coil or Nebula
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>>171091549
yuge and was at ~64k on my scattergun alone back in 2013
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>shoot rockets at feet
>top score
:)
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>click on people
>top score
:)
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>>171092278
meet me in badlands in 10 minutes, we'll bang
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>>171053586
Memorize the ammo pack places, most ammo packs are in the flank routes visit them often
IW has the most silent decloak noise, any repetitive gunfire or blast can curtain it.
There are juke points you can use if you ever fuck up and bump someone when cloaked. stay calm and look for those spots in the map
On top of signs, railings, ramps, stairs, plank piles and boxes, continuously climb them and hop down.
Fear Scouts, have a good revolver accuracy to handle them; Amby, Dback or Enforcer preferred
If you're lazy equip L'etrangler for more cloak juice and evade
I suggest equipping stock Knife or Kunai as IW is pretty silent and requires a hectic gameplay.
Kunai will give you enough health to endure a small afterburn with 20% damage mitigation from IW cloak you'll be pretty much a parkour runner
Staple hint: teammate disguises rarely can be needed to hide you from that respawn "maphack"
Staple hint: do NOT disguise right after you cloaking button, if you did you'll emit disguise smoke which will hint the foes
Staple hint: change disguise weapon by pressing B, sometimes disguises hold inappropriate weapons check often
Staple hint: fool medic into healing you with your disguise, learn how to mimic reloading on your disguise
shoot once with revolver then disguise, change to proper weapon slot and press B to mimic weapon switch on disguise, pull back revolver and press R to mimic reloading animation
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>>171093062
>shoot stickies at air
>Topps Baseball Cards
:)

Maybe one day
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>You will never get a community item

why live bros
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>>171093817
dude just get involved :)
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this guy walks up to you and slaps you'are raffle ass, what do you do
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>>171093818
so you fought 1.1 people and are already burning to death as a heavy? for shame
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>>171094103
>this piece of filth is my kinsman

just nuke my country already
>>
>queue into baddiewater
>team full of silvers vs team full of australium unusual reds
>na fuck this roflstomp I'm out
>leave
>queue again
>baddiewater again
>it's the same fucking server i just left
>leave
>queue once more
>baddiewater
>no fucking way
>it's the same server
>YOU FAIL

'you won't be able to rejoin this match' my ass
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>>171093818
woulda died if that second flare didn't miss tho
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>>171094103
>steam in some spic language
you're no better
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>>171096168
>spic language
that's italian
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>>171094541
gayload is infested with stackfags anyway
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>>171006571
Was sleeping when you posted but here we go, your meme Soldier.
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?
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>>171098521
erp
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>>171098521
Block
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>>171098521
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>>171071305
bagel is shit, please stop shilling it every three seconds
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how is bagel shit?
>>
>>171098521
block immediately
>>
how is it not?
>>
why would you block someone you have 3 friends in common with
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>>171098521
Lol, mikes
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i know this is embarrassing but how low would i need to go on the graphics so this toaster could play tf2 at a stable fps?
gonna download the tf2 mate, any other advice?
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>>171099864
I would suggest getting a job so that a) you can afford a better toaster and b) you can afford to play better games.
>>
>>171099864
If you have TF2mate that's the most advice i can give you really

Nohats mod may also help improve your frames, though it variably causes crashes in Casual: http://www.teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
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>play hightower
>enemy team has 3 minisenty engineers
>one of them has aimbot
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>>171039359
canti?
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>>171100883
That's that obnoxious heavy main no one likes who still keeps posting here anyway.

>>171100854
>People who play the objective with a hacker on their team instead of trying to boot him
I can't really think of anything more pathetic. I honestly think people who rely on hackers to win games are more pathetic than the hacker in and of themselves.
>>
I am so tired of playing pubs with people who obviously don't know how to play TF2 and its gamemodes.
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>be obnoxious heavy main no one likes who still keeps posting here anyway
>have never posted heavy loadout here or even my steam identity until yesterday

ok
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>>171098116
Goddamn my man, that looks pretty sexy.

Very appreciated it.
>>
>"obnoxious heavy main"
>be heavy main
>be obnoxious
>keep posting
Should I symphatize that guy?
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>>171101868
Hell no. Down with weeaboos
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>>171101693
I'll befriend you, heavy man.

I'm a solider main, so we get a lot of hate too.
I say fuck 'em, keep getting that top score.
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>>171102241
>tfw Demo main
>tfw people keep falling for sticky traps
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>>171101693
The heavy main is in the excel sheet tho. He's on my friends list.

>>171102241
I dont know how to feel about you. You only have three images to avatarfag with, and I get the sense that you're really clingy but at the same time really rude. Like you would insist on talking to me every day, but you would always just make fun of my loadouts.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9SBK0kJiRc
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>>171102547
>Clingy and rude.

Clingy? Maybe.
However I don't usually care to talk to people too much. I've grown to be self sufficient and I don't talk to people unless I'm real good friends with them.

Rude? Eh. Sorta. I don't insult you without any good reason, if I do then I know you can handle it and we can both laugh it off.

Also who would make fun of loadouts? people make fun of mine because my soldier has a helmet over his hood.
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i do NOT main heavy
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>>171101693
Same

>>171102547
Different heavy main I guess
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>>171085942
>mom, dad I have something to say
>what is it son?
>I want to fuck the family dog
>>
>>171102643
>On Equip: You can't see shit
>>
So I've been getting rid of a lot of my items and using only stock and stuff.

I've got a few tf2g craft hats, should I return them or raffle them?
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>>171103424
raffle
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>>171103424
Delete
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>>171101693
>canti
are you the guy i run into playing process all the time?
>>
I went to hightower and I had fun.
Why do you talk shit about hightower?
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>>171103902
It's fun, just annoying when you try to push the cart (because I want the XP from the match and I don't want to play Hightower forever) and snipers get pissed at you. I wouldn't really say it's badly designed or anything like that, it's more of a community thing.
>>
>>171103902
Most people see Hightower as a tdm map and will get pissy if you try to cap. This is the sole reason I cap whenever I play Hightower.
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>>171103902
I don't like hightower because I can't rocket jump well and can never market garden.
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>>171106279
its fun just to practicing for airshots and scouts, that why i enjoy it
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>>171106392
I really only practice airshots with the direct hit.

Nothing pisses people off more than that much damage and instant death.
>>
>people say leveling up doesn't give you any rewards
>every red autist has a medic up his ass every game

why people lie on the internet? its obvious valve assigns you a medicbot for reaching autism grade
>>
>>171106730
Experience doesn't mean shit. You coulda played 2000 games and blow chunks, and still get Purple and Red medals. They could just be pocket pals
>>
Some people can't play the game very well so they only way they're willing to actually play is when they have a med shoved up their ass the entire round. It's easy mode for those who lack skill.
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>>171107259
Only if they're playing against other shit people, yeah.
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>>171106561
Its a great feeling to juggle a solider with the grenade launcher though
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>join game
>my team has like 5 or 6 players with a brony/ furry/ weeb profile pic
>instawin
>mfw I was one of those
>>
>>171110473
Fag
>>
>get a new desk
>put all my shit away in a different room
>install it and put everything back
>cant find my mouse mat
fuck

my mouse is pretty heavy and when i have to do a fast swipe i end up hitting my desk and making a lot of noise

whats a good substitute for a mat
>>
>>171110887
softer desk
>>
>>171110I used to use wax paper and a book
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how the fuck do people function with low sensitivity

i can spin around 3 times by only moving my mouse an inch
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>every time I take my headphones off, the cord bangs against the desk's metal leg and makes a loud ringing sound
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>>171112048
get wireless headphones
i have sony
theyre comfy
>>
Doctor Krentis, supersize me bro!
>>
>cap on tower
>losing team calls me a tryhard
>>
>>171113195 (You)
>>
>Two crossbow shots on a motionless, scoped in Sniper
>"That Medic is hacking. He killed me with needles from so far away. Kick him"
>>
>keep getting put into games that are nearly finished
>my team have never even touched a computer before, the other team are pros
>as a result play badly too and look like an ass when complaining
>>
>>171110473
Pottis is the only acceptable profile pic
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>>171113057
i got u senpai
>>
>kill some1

>THEY HAAAACKKKKKKKKK1!!!1

LOL
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>constantly check behind me because there are a lot of spies on the enemy team
>turn around just as one was about to kill me and blow his face off
>"this heavy is sketchy as fuck"
>>
>>171113440
>Spy decloaks behind me with the Dead Ringer
>turn around and kill him
>"HACKER"
>>
>pres butan
>thing hapen

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>
>>171112048
Tie up the excess with a bread tie.

>>171113195
>Trying to win is a bad thing
Everything wrong with modern society nowadays. Ever notice that the main evil thing about the bad guy in most children's media is that he's ambitious as all heck?
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>>171113856
>Everything wrong with modern society nowadays.
It's just TF2 man
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>default crosshair
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>topscoring
>retarded teammate starts a vote kick for no reason, seriously I don't even talk/chat ingame just killing people with feet shooter
>8 of the morons on my team votes yes
>get kicked

I hope they get raped by fucking 2 aimbotting heavies that have 4 kritzkrieg medics every game
>>
>>171114236
>2 aimbotting heavies that have 4 kritzkrieg medics
if that happened in my game I wouldn't even mind. that sounds hilarious. like a mann v machine match in casual
>implying most people don't already play as badly as robots
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>>171114236
Maybe you had a degenerate avatar

I used to kick people for that, too
>>
>>171114860
That's pretty autistic.

I mean, so are degenerate avatars, but still.
>>
how much would a spec ks direct hit kit sell for (in ref)?
sheen is mean green
also how do you find out
>>
>>171115513
SCM
>>
>>171115513
backpack.tf

And not even that much.
>>
and also is it better to sell it and craft more specialized killstreaks or save it and go for professional killstreak kits?
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>started tf2 again with no weapons
>somebody here told me to buy a mvm pass and exchange it for refined then weps on scrap.tf
>literally have to compete with bots trying to exchange passes for refined too
>site is overstocked with passes and people want to buy it off me for 9 refined

all I wanted were weapons and a few hats
I should've bought a key instead
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>>171115695
why is this image invoking so many feels
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>>171110540
Guess which one was I
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>>171115695
You might as well use the pass and get items through tours and shit at that point. Bots are so much easier to trade with that you probably won't be able to sell it without a huge discount.
>>
Post your best fucking loadout and I'll rate let's see how poor you fags are
>>
>>171114860
Your avatar is pretty degenerate, though.
>>
>>171115837
cursed image
>>
Someone please buy this shitty killstreak baby face's blaster off me
>>
>>171116410
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>>171117129
I'll give you 3 ref for it.
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>>171115838
A horsefucker
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>>171116410
I use gibus and pyrovision at every class except soldier. My soldier is hatless.

t. 2000 hrs ingame
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>>171116410
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>>171116440
The 4chan mascot with a Hip-Hop mask on?

What's degenerate about that?
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>>171117870
>4chan
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>>171117335
You were close
>>
Why does anything nice or fun the engie has to get nerfed into shit?
>gunslinger useless now
>sigafoo save useless now
>pomson useless now
>it's literally easier to do well with the jag on offense than it is for the gunslinger
>it's better to just do as much damage as possible with your wrangler before your sentry dies rather than try to heal it or jump away and grab it
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>>171118004
>gunslinger
>fun
Do you kill puppies too?
>>
>>171118203
dae le gunslinger is literally hitler xd
not even an engineer main btw, i just like ninjaneering in pubs
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>>171118203
t. autistic scout main that can't figure out how to hit a stationary target
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>>171117972
remove falvie
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>>171118328
>gunslinger
>ninjaneering
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>>171117952
You can be a normie and go to 4chan. It doesn't automatically make you a weeaboo furry degenerate

Look at BasedViva. Normie as heck and has been on 4chan for over 10 years. He turned out just fine
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>>171118004
>gunslinger useless now
no
>sigafoo save useless now
still works, just isn't gamebreaking now
>pomson useless now
it's one of the most bullshit weapons in the game
>it's literally easier to do well with the jag on offense than it is for the gunslinger
the jag isn't a substitute for the funslinger, as all the shitters here seem to think. needing to upgrade your sentry or hit it at all defeats the purpose of the gunslinger. if you think the jag is any substitute, you're a shit engie
>it's better to just do as much damage as possible with your wrangler before your sentry dies rather than try to heal it or jump away and grab it
lol
I won't bother replying to dumb engies anymore. it's getting ridiculous. you guys spend so much money on this game you suck at
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>>171118570
same
>>
>10 years on 4chan
>Meaning he's been here longer than any so-called normie
>Not a degenerate
lmao
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>good sniper main giving tips to snipers
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>>171118004
Gunslinger is still good, especially for getting behind lines with the quick build and extra health.

Jag is useful as well once you're behind the lines.
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<wrangled mini sentries take 4 rockets to kill

wtf
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>>171119014
You make it sound like I'm a NEET who has 4chan open 24/7

It's a casual thing. Having been on 4chan for so long is like how long I've been watching videos on YouTube. I turn on the PC, pop a tab open for it, and browse. I don't indulge in the nasty shit found here, I just browse for what I like. Then I shut the PC down, work, do shenanigans, come back and browse

So yes, I am not a degenerate. Lmao at you for thinking otherwise
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>>171118581
>no
stefanmolyneux.png
>still works, just isn't gamebreaking now
No, it doesn't work at all. You heal it for literally nothing.
>it's one of the most bullshit weapons in the game
It's not 2011 anymore, literally nobody even uses it, let alone whines about it.
>the jag isn't a substitute for the funslinger
Mini sentry time: 2.625 sec
Jag build time: 2.442 sec
Level 1 sentry has more hp and damage, and can be upgraded to hold no man's land or help in pushes
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvzcy1qwmkk
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>>171119292
Just direct hit them.

Though, I speak from pub experience only. If my team is shitters and no medic I use the direct hit.

If there is a few competent people stock.
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>>171119615
>benny also uses the shanananashah
Best sniper melee.
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>>171117870
>4chan mascot with a Hip-Hop mask on
>What's degenerate about that
:thinking:
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i dislike stupids
-b1lly
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>>171119615
>That healthkit stealing spy toward the end
>Didn't even say thanks afterward
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>i am out of places with cheap steam games and didn't even hit 500 games yet
send help please
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>>171120967
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>>171120918
Exactly. You're thinking this hard because you're stumped. You can't come up with an answer. You're thinking "By George, Viva is absolutely right"

I don't blame ya. It's easy to hate me but tough to dispute me. Nice trying, though. Except not really
>>
>>171121734
>hip-hop mask
>4chan
>not degenarate
really makes me think
>>
>>171121309
Why is the doggo saaad?
>>
we have a grenade launcher that has grenades which bounce randomly, ones that get destroyed when they hit something, and ones that dont bounce at all

are we gonna get a grenade launcher with very bouncy grenades? like a one that keeps all of the momentum when it hits the ground and hops around like a little bunny but has some downside like 20% slower projectile speed or something

that would be sick
>>
>>171121918
Loose Cannon?
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>>171121879
Don't beat yourself up about it. Just stop thinking before you hurt your little brain any more than you already have

>>171121918
Like Rubber Cement in Binding Of Isaac? Nah, unless you're using it down hallways and tunnels, that shit is gonna go towards Africa and not hit a single person
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>>171122043
>monkey-tier worker imblying he's smart guy
really activates my almonds
>>
>>171122189
All you're doing now is posting reaction images and basically repeating what you've said 3-4 times over. You've lost. It's getting sad to read at this point. So I'll go back to Pokémon-ing, and you can go back to a reaction image thread on /b/ to find some fresh ones
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>>171122369
>claims he won
>leaving the thread to not reply in next 9 hours
hmmm
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>>171122037
loose cannon explodes before it even hits the ground

>>171122043
im not sure because i didnt play binding of isaac
and also its hard to tell from the video because its all 2 dimensional
but just imagine if the grenade didnt explode for 2 or 3 bounces and just kept going until it hit something
if it hit someone it does full damage (with a downside of something like -15% damage after each bounce)
and if it hits nothing then it explodes on the 4th time it touches the ground and deals even less damage than a roller
the upside is you can take out sentries around corners and can do some long range spam
the downside is if you miss then dont even rely on the rollers doing anything because they bounce too far away from anything
and also you cant do cool tricks like grenade jumps
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hey boys. trash casual here looking to git gud. are the class guides in the OP still good and current? more specifically asking about the loadouts.
pic not necessarily related but it is a picture of me
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>>171122625
If it's slower firing speed, people will just move out of the way until that 4th and final bounce where it just blows up on a rock or crate

If it's got an unpredictable bounce like a Football, maybe it would work. But if it's just like Pong and everyone knows it'd go straight, it's a dud idea

>>171122773
It's your personal preference. People may love Crossbow, but don't limit yourself to it because this guy said "Use this only"

Speaking of preference, what's the best song in ITAOTS?
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>>171122773
you'll never be good
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>Heavy takes skill
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reminder b4nny is a bad who abuses LAN connections in order to hit pistol shots
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What items/loadouts make you recoil in pain?

>Charmer's chapeau and the stupid shirt always worn with it is a given
>Hate most valve-created cosmetic sets but the ninja scout one is by far my most hated
>Shit tier unusuals like any orbiting effect, nuts n bolts, smoking, steaming, flies, blizzardy and stormy storm on non-themed hats, miami nights, circling tf logo, cloud 9 (on non-themed hats/not on the healslut class,) and a lot of robot effects especially when the hat is an ugly robo version
>Max's without an appropriate hat to clip with and loadouts that just look like random "rich" shit put together
>Whenever you inspect/look at someone's inventory/get a killcam and their weapon is named shit like "Hades" or after the seven deadly sins
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>>171123068
it's holland 1945, clearly
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>>171123652
>Charmer's chapeau and the stupid shirt always worn with it is a given
you mean this one
>>171050787
>>
>>171096168
>spic language
americuck education
>>
>>171121309
Wait for summer sale.
>>
>>171123652
>Head Prize on any mann ever
>Virtual viewfinder, bruiser's bandanna, and Max's head
>Anything pyrovision/cuddly pyro theme related
>Unusual taunts
>>
So I was playing Heavy earlier today as I often do, and I think I had a realization as to why most people don't find Heavy fun.

It's the fucking Sandvich.
Literally the first step to making sure you don't enjoy Heavy is equipping the Sandvich. You are giving up your only means of immediate defense against an attacker. You are basically asking to get fucked by whatever walks around the next corner by equipping the sandvich. I have to be dying a lot from afterburn for me to ever equip the blasted thing. There is literally no reason to. Medic on the team? Let him run for a fucking health pack. He can stand next to a dispenser. Let him stand still for a second literally anywhere and he will heal. He doesn't need a forth, immediate means of healing as much as you do an immediate way to defend yourself.
>>
>>171123820
No, it's like the one you'd see in 1800s England
>>
>>171123652
Rocket Jumper and the shitters who shoot with it, thinking it does damage

>>171123746
Two-Headed Boy exists, though

>>171123925
Wow, you're a prick. I hope you never get a Pocket Med again
>>
>>171123652
Everything.
Disable cosmetics today.
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>>171123925
>i am a baby heavy who cant track with the minigun
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>>171120967
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>>171123895
the fuck u just say bitch ill push ur shit in faggote
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>>171124201
Was he on Landfall?
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>one trick pony sniper main whining in chat all game while bitching about spies and getting bombed
>doesn't change class the entire game
Frustrating to fight, yet satisfying to win against when you know they will never EVER switch to a useful character when they need to.
>>
>>171124389
Yep. Was today too.
>>
>>171123068
not slower firing speed, slower grenade speed
think of the opposite of loch n load
its so it would have more emphasis on the arc
and its still fast, i dont think people will have time to move out of the way when its coming around a corner and they cant even see the demo

>>171123520
would it be fitting if it did little bunny noises when it bounced
>>
>>171124201
>learn how to play fair
What did he mean by this, he has access to all the same items you do.
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>try to dm as shotgun pyro
>get headshot by sniper
>switch to detonator to take out sniper
>now i can't dm actual classes

why is suffering
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>>171120967
>>
>>171124827
Hell, that's funny. I'd take those over shit like MamaBear and PapaBear every time
>>
>>171123925
I agree
>>
>>171124397
>Defending team filled with pubstar snipers
>We can't do anything because they camp all game
>Teams switch
>They can't do anything because they can't push effectively and won't change class
>>
>>171123925
>2015
>not using dalokohs bar
>>
>playing a class that is not soldier

Why are you gimping yourself?
>>
>class built for defending areas
>areas that generally have health kits
>giving that class a full health kit in exchange for his effectiveness in defending areas
>>
>>171125819
it lets u overextend more
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new chart it goes like this:

3 types of tf2 player
>Scout mains
>people who aren't good enough to play Scout
>people who are so good they can win without playing Scout (you are not in this category)
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why are spy mains so garbage
i just watched a spy trying to stairstab a hatless engineer and fail miserably
i just stood there and watched him try to catch up to the engi and then get ran over by a pyro
its just so fucking pathetic
just play something else dude
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Since everyone is talking about Hoovies, why not post them?

This is the Heavy loadout I find most fun desu
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>>171124397
>sniper '''''main''''' bodyshots me once when i was retreating for a medkit as demo
>switch to soldier
>bomb his little perch and dominate him
>fanfare after every kill
>he switches to pyro and just stays away frantically mashing m2
>blast his stupid ass away a couple of times regardless because he forgot about splash damage
>switches to scout
>same thing happens
>tries soldier
>eats a random crocket
>disconnects

https://www.sadtrombone.com/
>>
>>171126231
good thing you have that umbrella hat to keep all that confetti from getting on your head
>>
fucking disgusting heavy, youre the reason the game is shit
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>>171126148
He was clearly trying to record him landing a successful stairstab for a YouTube montage

>>171126231
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>>171126231
Only the best heavy loadout.
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>>171126231
Rate my heavy
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>>171126710
Source
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>>171126231
>>
>>171126231
>What's that?
>Using a different hat?
Never
>>
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>>171126917
http://imgur.com/a/mTJSC
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>>171126231
Super Cereal Pootis
>>
>>171127110
5/10
Nice beard.
>>
Why does heavy have so many gommie items but medic doesnt have any natsoc? i want a hitler stache on my medic
>>
>>171127287
Jew corporations.
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>>171126231
>>
>>171127192
Pottis, not pootis. Only degenerates say pootis
>>
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>>171126231
poverty loadout
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Still need a name and description for my Shotgun.
>>
>>171127819
name: PYROE'S RAWR :3 GUN

description : all these kills were as pyro
>>
>>171127819
Name: Pott
>>
>>171127819
Roll for it
>>
>>171127819
name: MAN KILLER GUN

description: don't say it's name.... or he'll kill you r man!!
>>
>*flies in*
>poot...pootpoot
>*chips at ground* poot
>*tilts head at you* ....poot poot
>>
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>>171127819
The sound of death needs no translation.

A bullet from a gun does not make a distinction between practice and combat.
>>
>ywn be able to get the seal mask
Why live?
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>>171126231
>not wearing armor
>>
>>171127819
>Muselk's gun of EPIC
>SMGSMGSMG rancho relaxo hahahhahaha
>>
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>>171129103
>>
>>171127819
pYOUtis
P-OW ha ha
>>
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>>171126231
>>
>>171129468
Nice Hoss
>>
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Am I the only one who finds this thing one of the most annoying things in the game?
The glass breaking sound is so fucking loud and jarring. It just comes out of nowhere and its not like it even kills you. Its just a fucking annoyance because you just entered a fight and now you have to find a medkit because Johnny Five-Year-Old across the map doesn't need to aim to just take out right out of any fight anymore
>>
>>171121918
>>171122625
Release grenade launcher had pills that exploded on contact even if they touched the world, just like junkrat's balls
>>
>>171130060
I hate bodyshots. This rewards them.

>>171130105
Why not give the demo a damage over time launcher?
Shoots or stickies mines that do less damage but are either incendiary or shrapnel based to get fire or bleed damage.
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>>171130060
saw some retard on granary hardscoping with one of these, medic up his ass too
>go near him as scout
>le bodyshoot
>soldier
>le bodyshoot mid air die from fall damage
>pyro
>le bodyshoot die from other people hitting me
>demo
>almost kill him then le uber from medic
>etc
>>
>>171130717
would that make the Sydney a Sleeper OP
>>
>>171130434
Rewards in what way?
>>
>>171130717
>Le
>Le
>Le
>Le

Jesus fuck, stop
>>
lemon key face
>>
ISHYGDDT
>>
Blazooper
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ZIMBABWE
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>>171130717
>Hits consistent 150 dmg bodyshots on everything
I don't think he could be called a retard, Anon
>>
>>171133135
>You will never be that happy
Several times a week, but I wouldn't say daily, maybe bi-daily?
>>
>>171133135
Daily.
>>
>>171133135
Daily, only been using /tf2g/ recently tho
>>
>>171133135
i have it open whenever i'm awake
i don't browse boards, i'm pretty much only in generals
>>
I just got my first aimbotting accusation. Feels fucking good
>>
>>171133135
It depends really, if I'm at home on my computer I'll jump from board to board to suit my interests, if I'm on my phone I'll usually stick to generals like this one though.
>>
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**wwalks into thread
>>
>>171133135
Every day or at least every other day, I think a lot of that has to do with smart phones and shit, people are able to shitpost on the go now and more shit is avaliable.
>>
>get accused of hacking
>while playing soldier
>>
>>171134282
projectile aimbots exist, not saying you were hacking but just saying
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>>171134357
>projectile aimbot
>projectile
>aimbot
>poot
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>playing scout
>jumping through rafters
>catch out of the corner of my eye some demo facing the other way below me
>he spins 180, fires a pill then spins back
>pill hits me mid air
>no one else notices
>>
>when you activate phlog and come at a group of seven enemies from the side while they are trying to push the cart and none of them notice you
>>
>>171134625
I think Nullcore as a pretty good projectile prediction.
>>
>tfw u don't play payload because it's a gay gamemode for babbies who can't do well when both teams are perfectly even
>>
Tell me one (1) better feeling than headshotting that one scout at short range that almost killed you.
Muh airshots aren't allowed because none of you fags can do them.
>>
>>171134625
imagine cuntsman projectile aimbot
too bad most hackers aren't nearly imaginative enough to hack with interesting weapons. it's always minigun, scattergun, or sniper rifle. I would imagine melee aimbots/"shields" could be funny with stuff like wrap assassin or holiday punch. for that matter, a projectile aimbot for the sandman would be great, though quite unfeasible
>>
>>171135563
setting up a nest in a really annoying spot for the other team is always satisfying
>>
>>171134357
saw a guy with this in a pug
he wasnt even topscoring as soldier
he also got called out for it and permabanned from pugchamp
he was the kind of guy that didnt regret cheating, only regretted getting caught
scum
>>
>>171136037
Hey, it's me again. Nullcore now has that kind of stuff for Sandman, jarate and mad milk.
>>
is there a more useless main than spy

>hide
>run in and stab someone who doesnt see you
>cloak and run a way
>repeat forever because pubbers will never understand dead ringer


how to counter:
>stop looking at the game
>turn around
>kill worthless spy
>literally the only way to counter this shit is to always be looking behind

its fucking infuriating, i've played this game so long and idiot spy mains hiding for 5 mins are just not counter able, even snipers you can just not peak and even then its so much easier to backstab.
>>
>>171136687
most overrated class, when they get to me I just go gunboats and hunt them down. I've gotten so good at checking for dead ringers and chasing them down
>>
>>171136687
in the past week I've had 3 spy mains get pissy because I spycheck everyone
>>
I eat shit
>>
>2011
>half of your team is still dedicated to snipers and spies every match
>>
the only respectable engineer is a gunslinger engi who focuses on stock shotgun dm
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>>171135563
>try to headshot enemy sniper on 2fort
>headshot that scout who was running across the roof
>HACKER
>>
>>171135563
air shots are a lot easier than that. my faves things in this game

> piping soldiers jumping you
> air sticky jumping soldiers
>getting sticky trap kills from far a way
>double air shots
>hitting like 20 meatshots in a row with widow maker
>hitting every pistol shot while aiming to the rhythm it fires
>surfing rockets and killing soldiers with rescue ranger bolts
>>
current pocket pistol would be pretty interesting on engineer

plus he'd finally have a fourth secondary item
>>
give engineer the winger
>>
give demo a glock
>>
fuck the winger

give engineer crit-a-cola
>>
give buildman bison
give runfast bison
>>
give scout the black box
>>
Give spy +25 hp
>>
give sniper minigun
>>
Give me a key.
>>
give me a reason to live
>>
>>171139625
Pyro fix soon
>>
>>171136687
no, spies kill entire teams. they're merely the hardest class for scrubs to play well
>>
give medic a dead ringer
>>
give me a dead ringer
>>
give me a medigun
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIhS_bYi74A

The Dead Ringer is _____
>>
>>171140985
an unlockable PDA weapon for the Spy. It is a gold-plated pocket watch with an engraving of a hummingbird on its lid, and a circular Cloak display within.
>>
what if the dead ringer showed an outline if you bump into someone 2 second after activating it
>>
>>171142487
thanks
>>
>>171142709
All invisibility watches do that, don't they? A good spy won't be bumping into people in the first place anyway.
>>
>>171140985
>"hallo gentlemen and gentlewomen"
>shitty swing music in the background
>stays spy despite there being multiple other spies
>"dead ringer isn't a crutch, it's just that everyone besides me who uses it uses it like a crutch"
slap on a charmer's chapeu and you have every spy main ever
>>
>>171143262
>He didn't see the chapeau in the endcard, intro nor the icon

you didn't even watch the video
>>
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>>171143402
I just paused the video before the endcard to look at what their loadout portrait was wearing

and I don't pay attention to intros
>>
>>171143456
if it wasn't untradeable I'd track them down and try to buy it
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>>171137185
>Blind stickytrap det that kills someone
>It was the med
>He dropped
>>
>>171143960
s-sauce?
>>
>>171144493
click the button that says google you mong
>>
>>171143262
at least this one doesnt have a rainbow crosshair, im seeing improvement
>>
>>171140985
>a crutch:
>1. makes the class easier to play
>2. makes bad players better, good players worse
>3. allows a player to get away with mistakes

He hit the nail on the head with #2 then proceeds to condense the list down into 1 and 3, which are subsets of 2. What a fucking moron.

And no the DR is not a crutch because it's a reasonably good sidegrade now for good Spies. It's actually quite balanced now for the first time in ever
>>
I used to be able to perfectly track dead ringered spies, but now that they get a speed boost I just listen for the cloak

I know it's just me having bad gamesense, but I miss seeing those double spy kills in the killfeed
>>
give pyro & heavy scattergun (secondary)
give soldier pistol
give engineer revolver (primary)
give heavy backscratcher
give medic frontier justice
give pyro huo-long heater (secondary)
give demoman shotgun (stickybomb replacement)
>>
list the worst crutch for each class
>>
>>171147407
Sandman
Gunboats
The entire class
Any shield
Tomislav
Frontier justice
Ubersaw, vita saw in 6v6
Darwin's
Dead ringer
>>
>>171147076
They are usually very predictable. Go for the healthkit, that's what they're usually going for it they're bad. Given that they're playing DR spy, they usually are.
>>
>>171147407
atomizer
black box/conch
degreaser
loch
tomislav
perfectly balanced
vita saw
danger shield
dead ringer
>>
>>171147561
>Gunboats
>Not the black box
>>
>Engineer gets free crits for letting his buildings die
>Spy gets free crits for doing what spy is supposed to do in the first place
>Pyro gets free crits just for exisitng
>>
>>171148005
>medic gets free crits for doing what medic is supposed to do in the first place
>>
if frontier justice and diamondback gave minicrits would they be balanced?

ignoring pyro because removing crit gimmicks would kill the class entirely
>>
>>171148239
Are you talking about the kritzkrieg? Kritz is not a crutch, and the crits he gets are not free.

>>171148487
No. The fact that you cannot tell if a DB spy has crits while disguised is the main flaw with the gun, imo.
>>
so i'm getting a friend of mine into tf2 and i just realized the whole free/premium steam accounts.

i guess my question is, is getting 5$ on the acc, the *only* way to make their steam account premium? like can't i gift them or smth or get a code for some shitty game?

i just wanna add them and play tf2 together man why this gotta be so hard
yes i know i'm being a jew
>>
I had an idea for a new mod a while back. Would you play it?

>TF2 MOBA
>Teams of 5-6 lead robot squads in gamemodes like A/D and Special Delivery
>Players collect credits from downed foes to hire better squads or purchase upgrades, consumables, powerups and even turn into Giant Robots
>Players get 500/1000/1500/etc. credits before a round starts
>New gamemode similar to 2-team MvM meets PLR has teams delivering a bomb on their backs to the enemy's base. If it's dropped for a minute it resets to the enemy spawn
>>
>>171148598
You can add them if they have a free account. Also, just send them like $5 over Paypal or whatever, that counts too.
>>
>>171148598
u gotta spend a fiver
>>
>>171148565
oh yeah diamondback shouldn't crit while disguised as well

taking 102 damage just because you glanced at a hatless engi is never fun
>>
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>>171144493
It's not even that lewd, senpai.

Game is called "What if Adventure Time were an Anime" or something like that.

Plays like a Kingdom Hearts game, and what little lewd content there is you have to jump through several hoops for.
>>
>>171148808
>Playing med
>Healing a pyro
>He walks right past an obvious spy standing in an alcove, even though I called out spy
>Spy is standing still, so think I can just get a cheap kill for my strange ubersaw
>lol no, he was just waiting for cheap diamondback kills
>>
>Shoot huntsman down corridor
>It headshots a fully invisible spy
No better feeling.
>>
>>171147407
maybe the Back Scatter?
Liberty Launcher
Phlog
Quickiebomb
Natascha
Gunslinger
Vita-Saw
Huntsman (danger shield is not a crutch because it makes all players more effective, it is merely OP)
Red Tape
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New thread when?
>>
>>171149786
>tfw whip but no gmaul
>>
>>171149786
Free Armour trimming, meet me in wildy
>>
>>171148758
how do i add them as friend? got them to send profile link but doesn't seem to add friend button?
>>
>>171149738
Most of the things you listed are actual downgrades.
>>
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WHERE THE FUCK IS THE THREAD MEME COUNT
>>
Thread meme count: 12
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>>171150131
They make worse players better and bad players worse, and therefore are crutches
>>
>>171150586
>>171150131
I think I had a stroke just now

They make bad players better (more effective) and good players worse (less effective)***
>>
>>171147407
soda popper, tied with crit a cola
gunboats
scorch shot
quickiebomb launcher
dalokohs bar
jag
quick fix
ambassador tied with dead ringer tied with spycicle tied with red tape recorder
>>
Reminder that a crutch makes a good player worse but a bad player better.
>>
>>171068502
god damn stock huds damage numbers are awful
>>
Every custom hud I've seen has been so awkward. I haven't seen any better alternative to the default.
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