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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
add competitivo.tf to the OP
2th for gaming with the Homies :)
>>171150030
>>171150168
if you care so much just make the next thread and sneak it in without telling anyone
how can i add a f2p steam acc as a friend to play tf2 together? i got them to send a link to their profile but doesn't seem to be a add friend button
someone post that new BAD ASS /vg/ server
>when you get into a pub and pick demo man and start hitting all of the pipes
>when the medic complaints you over voice chat
>nice dota update
>nice csgo update
>tf2
Add Wanderer if you're a fem pyro looking for RP.
>>171150327
Works for my f2p account. Are you sure you're like, logged in or whatever?
>>171150586
>Lucksman
>Back Scatter
>Funslinger
>Quickiebomb
>Red Tape Recorder
How are these things crutches? I wouldn't even categorize natascha as anything but slightly OP and unfun to play against. The entire pyro class is a crutch, not just the phlog.
>>171150327
Buy the f2p upgrade and trade it to them, if all else fails just google it.
>>171150704
i have no hope in any tf2 update after what they've done in the past year or so
>>171150704
>update is going to be shit
>no one takes comp players seriously
>tf2 is dead
lol nice game
>>171150631
On the topic of fraging why is it so hard to buy objectors? I don't want a killstreak one and rise are the only ones on the market.
,':^¥ it pisses me off.
>>171150704
>released the smarch community case
>fixed a bug where the cow mangler could fire "charge shots"
>localization files
>>171150927
I have two blank objectors if you want one. Post id.
>>171150761
im retarded
>>171150893
are you salty comp players are better than you
it doesnt take much to know that comp players are better than the average player in any name, is that what really triggers you
>>171151076
I guess, but I don't have any tradable it's at the moment. I may just google craft schemas, if there are any.
>>171151129
being better than pub shitters doesn't mean you're good over-all
>>171150761
>How are these things crutches?
They make bad players better and good players worse.
>Lucksman
Low skill, spammable, hueg hitbox, and a headshot god would be much better off at all ranges with one of the rifles
>Back Scatter
I wasn't too sure about this but nothing Scout has really seems like a crutch. It helps bad players get as much damage in as possible when they sneak up on someone where a pro will kill anything in the same amount of shots with the Scattergun which has a tighter spread and more shots.
>Gunslinger
Jag is basically better for aggressive Engie at this point. Robot hand got nerfed into dust and is basically useless for popping them out in direct combat, so put one down that has more health/damage/can be upgraded for that extra second of build time instead.
>Quickie
Less damage, less shots, but slightly better for direct combat. A bad Demo might do better 1v1 with people up in his face with it, and a good Demo will either keep people at a distance better, use regular stickies more effectively, and/or hit pipes, all while having more overall damage before reloading.
Fast charge and destroying other stickies aren't good enough utilities generally to make it a sidegrade
>Red Tape
Bad Spy will run in, sap everything, die, get everything knocked off; with the sapper the damage just gets repaired, with RedTape he's brought everything down at least one level and removed all metal from a dispenser. Good Spy will just sap buildings more slowly with it.
>Natascha
Less damage and slower rev so you're overall less effective but you'll make your tracking a little easier for it, so a bad player who CAN'T EVEN PLAY HEAVY would have "better" tracking and a good Heavy would never ever use it
>>171148598
>>171150126
he needs to have like an hour or something in a paid game or something. I bought my gf both poker nights when she started playing tf2 with me
>>171151431
being better than 90% of the playerbase (pub babies) means you are decent
being stuck in pubs forever means you are shit forever
>look at steam friend's stats
>most played by like a hundred hours: Pyro
>>171151942
being stuck in a shit game means you are shit forever
>>171152379
but i dont play overmeme
>>171151345
There is no blueprint, you just craft random melee weapons until you get one. I got like four from trying to craft a freedom staff, you can have one.
The sandman is so good.
>2017
>he doesn't main the objectively worst class that keeps getting shafted for some reason
Strange killstreak Escape Plan
(Kills while low health part)
or
Strange professional killstreak Escape Plan
(Mandarinn Fire Horns)
>>171153320
strange equalizer
>>171153320
StPKS Ecsape Plan
>>171153320
pro ks, put a cheapish ks on rocket lunch so you can whip out pick when need see eyes
>>171154042
I already have fire horns on my rocket launcher, though.
I'm just tempted because I want a full fire horns loadout.
>>171154860
>idle/achievement make up 11%
I'm so sorry, /tf2g/. I swear it's a habit I picked up in 2012.
>>171154706
>comp csgo
>>171154965
disgusting
>>171155059
I'm sorry :(
>>171154860
reminder to join the 1% :^)
>>171037952
>>171037952
>>171155043
what the fuck
>>171154860
>koth (non casual maps)
>cp (non casual maps)
>pl (non casual maps)
>ctf (non casual maps)
the fuck does that mean
buff minigun damage by 35%
remove gru
>>171155193
I can't fucking play at 11 pm, I have shit to do tomorrow
>>171155348
>buffing powerful classes that arent fun anyway
might aswell give engineer a smaller sentry that deploys faster. do you want to kill this game?
>tfw no strange smissmas hood.
Why did I choose a to wear hat that will NEVER have a strange variant?
>>171155507
Butchered that entire fucking sentence. FUCKING HELP.
>>171155430
heavy is the weakest stock class
>>171154860
>minecraft
>>171155647
A pure damage buff would not help that. Damage is not his problem.
>>171155715
>not going on minecraft servers to piss on kids and get kicked.
>>171155430
>>171155647
300hp and high damage output
extremelly powerful specially if theres a medic up his rectum
>>171154965
>he frequents achevement_idle servers
end your life immediately
>>171155647
if you want to give him flat damage buffs then that fat fuck is going to need some serious health nerfs to compensate
>>171155954
I play pubs and stop that tank, too.It's just a habit I picked up when trying to idle for free item drops.
>>171155193
>advertises a server
>not even in it
>>171156105
>He didn't get the cheater's lament
s m h t b h f a m
Is there a point to having a level 100 items?
Or do levels don't even matter.
>>171155746
yes it is. his gun takes almost a second to spin up and deals like 50 dps past point blank. good luck getting into point blank range when you move at 110 HU/s.
>muh defense class isn't supposed to move
the other two defense classes are better for a strictly defensive role.
>>171155962
umm no sweetie ;) he's already an east target. it evens out the first-second-damage-nerf they added a while back
>>171156292
Don't fucking remind me please.It's a shitty hat but it's a piece of tf2 history that'll never come back.
>>171156378
They do nothing but increase peen.
morwanneg please
:(
>>171156378would anyone want my level 100 vintage backburner i've been trying to sell it forever
>under 100 viewer stream
>sub only mode
kys b4nny
>>171157343
Is it killstreak?I'll buy it if it is.
Where is the best tutorial to learn how to use SourceMod for TF2?
>>171157456Noplease buy it anyway
you could add your own killstreak i-if you really wanted
>>171157776Give me a trading card, and you have yourself a deal.
>>171155220
i didn't make this
>>171158062put your profile up boyo and we'll get talking
>>171157076
What?
>>171158662/id/ShootMeForTwelveDollars/
How are you posting your id if you are banned for a month?
>>171157390
just subscribe? i dont see the problem
>>171156463You'll never be able to say you were a good boy.
never ever :^)
>>171159397
STOP STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.
one of my favorite memes., from this general, are where you reply to people without clicking their post number.. so it just looks like a bunhc of people talking "in the breeze", so to speak;
Alright, how do I make my tf2 stop skipping frames?
What graphics setting should I lower?
>>171159524I'll never forgive you for helping to make achevement_idle what it is today.
>>171160063
>tfw you were too late for cheater's lament
>tfw you were too early for f2p
Fuckt. December 2010 memer
http://www.anandtech.com/show/1549/2
is dx8 really "oudated" ?
replying to a post by number isn't hard, why don't you do it?
>>171156463
your greed for hats is unstoppable
makes me sick
i never cared much, never wasted my time on that stuff, got the cheaters lament, spent my days focusing on having fun...
but you, you sir are scum, you dont deserve
the fuck is a bipuser
>>171160626
Is this how it feels to have your sins anchor you down?
Will my eternal shackles never be undone?!
>>171160502
it is in the sense that some people actually like those features but i would argue they aren't worth the performance decrease
>>171160063
Trust me, It's a personal hell for everyone involved.
>>171160986
no, I live up in buttfuck, nowhere Alaskago into petroleum engineering, the pay is fucking ridiculous for doing nothing but crunching numbers six hours a dayand because of people like you, nearly 80% of the """""community""""" servers I can actually play on are fucking achevement_idle garbage.
You got your shitty craft hats, you can wear those instead.or did you jew them out for 1-3 refined back in 2009?
>that guy who aimbots on pub servers, but does it really quietly with no spinbot or anything
so let me guess, blizzard shills are trying to drive people out of TF2 right? there's no other reason for someone to try and cover up an aimbot in a pub match
>>171161495
Half of them are empty anyway, or full of kids and aimbotters.
It's not even fun to play on them anymore, not how I remembered it at all when I first started it.
It's just a cesspool, and I helped.Oy Vey.
>have a really high mouse sensitivity
>miss half of my shots
>get accused of aimbotting because i'm twitchy
>join match
>enemy team is all red
>it's a fucking friend stack
Get the fuck out of here and go play Oberwash you fags
On a scale of 1 to bad how bad is competitive?
If everyone on one team goes heavy then they can't lose.
>>171161989
>Have pretty good aim(imo) when I'm in the zone.
>Never get accused of aimbotting.
>No compliments ever.
I'M TIRED OF BEING FUCKING AVERAGE
>my team is all blue
>their team is all red
>red team gets a minute to set up outside of our spawn doors
wtf how is this fair
>>171162159
its pretty fun
>>171162159
>>171162401
competitive matchmaking is garbage tho, avoid it like the plague
go to comp.tf to learn about real comp
>>171162159
Lmao
Comp
>>171162401
Heyyy, I saw that on a /wsg/ thread. Not as impressive as whoever posted it thought
>>171162159
official competitive is fun, so its shit. unofficial competitive has a lot of rules and therefore is fun. honestly i can see why some rules might make the game more fun, but the requirement for voice chat isn't worth dealing with so official comp is better in that respect
>>171162159
>be me
>go into comp matchmaking for the first time
>cp_process, gonna be good
>win pretty ez
>other team starts running Pyros
for WHAT PURPOSE
>>171155312
non official maps i guess
>>171162578
Was the top scorer on your team a soldier?
>>171162504
theres a TF2 thread in /wsg/
>>171162543
you can play without voice chat in faceit or tf2center
but in ANY game with competitive its better to use voice and will always stay in the bottom if you dont. do you hate having to speak that much ?
>>171162770
No, there isn't. It was a "Post impressive things" thread, and that was one of the webms posted
>>171162770
Not him, but I get accused of being a squeaker just about every time I try to use my mic. Pretty annoying when some kid who sounds like he's 13 tries to call me out on it when all I want to say is that maybe someone should switch to medic and also to possibly watch our flank so scouts will stop getting behind us.
>>171162726
you know what, it just might've been
>>171162401
>Med just up and ran away, turning a 2v1 into a 1v1
For what purpose?
>>171162914
My favorite "official" matchmaking meme is pyro, spy, and sniper to mid. Like what even the fuck do these kids think they're doing?
>>171162908
you are playing with assholes then
i know a 22 year old guy that sounds a bit like a girl and he never gets called out for it, and in fact played competitive for years (playing with voice, not staying a tf2center shitter forever)
How did TF2 die for you.
>Meet new friend
>He is big into TF2
>Decide to try it again, maybe I like it again
>Doing bretty gud, having fun
>new map, Payload race, Play demo
>A bunch of autistic guys are trying to Rocket Jumper and Market Garden
>I play the Objective anyway
>see chat "Stop capping" "kill the cappers"
>Im like what ever ill keep capping
>vote kick happens for me\
>say wtf in chat
>Kicked for playing the Objective
>>171163208
I still enjoy playing TF2, otherwise I would not be in this thread. Also those losers who bitch about you capping on Hightower should be the main reason to cap on Hightower.
>>171163034
the solly was clearly bombing the med, but changed his target when the med ran away
a med is the most important person in a team, his life is worth more than any other
the soldier would have killed him in 3 seconds if he didnt run out
>>171163208
don't play hightower. only autists play it
>>171163208
When they made 2 v 3 games in a 24 person servers a thing
I wanna pop Kritz and kill 8 dudes lined up, not one solo fucking dude as another dude spawns
group taunts are a form of griefing
friendlies are a form of griefing
being AFK is a form of griefing
group taunts should be banned in comp MM
not like comp MM would stop being a piece of shit, but just saying
>>171163839
There's so many fucking things they could do to make competitive matchmaking not shit, but it probably won't be touched again. It's been over a year at this point and it's still basically the same shit it was in beta.
>>171162770
I only specifically dislike talking to competitive mode players. i play competitive mode because there are higher skilled players and 6s makes your efforts more substantial which i enjoy, not to hear chaircommander bark regurgitated meta blerbs. TFcenter only has the illusion of choice, all lobbies force microphones. i dont mind losing an occasional 1v1 to someone with more health and i use voice command scripts for callouts so i do communicate
>>171163839
>friendlies
I was playing turbine and was chasing a heavy with my talisman he threw be a sandvich, i like him run then i pulled my Heatmaker, and bop
>He uses Google translate to post on 4chan
meme me up scotty
>>171163208
>play casual
>filter out shit maps that only fags who enjoy DMs play
>enjoy the game alot more
It sure beats overwatch.
Maps are too damn small and the choke points are virtually the only way to the objective
Plus, being in a 6v6 format means you have to rely on the other 5 morons to form up and help
i was on the subway yesterday when this cute girl came up to me and whispered into my ear"dude stop capping on hightower you tryhard f2p"
>>171164461
"I think you should kill yourself, Dilbert"
>>171164664
Nice. I wish the subway rides here were more than bums begging got cash, car to car
Weird. Same thing happened but the chick whisperedJotaro and Jolyne die
>>171163034
>Spy refuses to switch
>rest of team wont tell him to switch cus he has a lot of points
>game ends, he has eight kills and 25 points
Is it better out of fresh meat, guys? Are all the good players hiding in the top ranks?
>>171164664
Capping on Hightower is more fun than any other game mode.
>>171166256
That one chick just messaged me and said that no one is gonna remember that. You gotta tell them how the entire Part 5 crew ends up dying, and how Jolynes death results in a universe reset anyways so nothing matters to begin with.
>>171166356
There's too few players for rank to matter.
>>171166256
>Part 6 spoilers
Literally no one cares because animeonly fags don't even know Jolyne exists or that shes one of the best Jojos.
>>171166628
Oh yeah and Polnareff gets attacked by his own stand and now his soul resides in a turtle's stand within its shell
>>171166776
Too complicated for new readers. Can be simplified as "Polnareff is now a turtle." Also don't forget the eternal "Narancia is actually a boy."
>>171166717
>Part 6 starts off with her embarrased about being caught masturbating
>and then followed by a strip search
>>171161989
>hear spy decloak
>whip around 180
>shell to the face
>omg hacker noob
How is being able to hear and having a decent mouse sensitivity hacking
After the CSGO and Dota 2 updates comes the TF2 updater-right?
>>171167063
Jolyne took everything that was great about Joseph and then made it into an actually good part. Also, lesbians in prison will never not be a fantastic premise.
>>171167137
heck yes my nigger
-jill
>>171164616
i wish it kicked out AFKs from casual and comp like overwatch.
also a classlimit like the one used by all leagues or the classlimit1 by sigapoo cup and OW would be neat
>>171167470
You do get automatically booted if you're idle. I just wish more people would know how to use the votekick system and/or would stop voting no to kick the engine building at BLU first when we're at last.
How do I make my game as ugly as possible yet still playable? Like full-on Minecraft/N64 mode.
50 level in casual to be able to pick spy and sniper
y/y
>>171164616
At least here you can carry bad players, in OW it rellies heavily in team composition
>>171167727
nojill, better500 headshot killsto play sniper
>>171167568
>he can't install resource packs or ENBs
lmaoing @ yur life
>>171167919
Thank you didnt know, alsonot him
>>171167568
comanglia toaster config
bind w "+forward; mat_filterlightmaps 0"
low poly character pack
install this without the HUD
http://www.teamfortress.tv/21756/prism-hud--clean-tf2
>>171168970
thanks, i'm tired of dropping to 40fps on some maps with a 970 and an overclocked 4670k, i hope i'll never drop below 144 now
>>171169353
>same graphics card than me
>better CPU than me
the comanglia for "high quality" PCs should be enough for you
maybe nohatsmod too
the game is just optimized like shit
>>171158864
add me pls
if only...
>>171170198
...the TF2 devs understood...
>>171170319
...their own game and playerbase
5000 hrs in paint
>>171170198
....this thread wasn't dead
what the fr*ak
sotp it
>>171171136
ded
Post loadout for drawings.
>>171175760
draw THIS
>>171175760
>>171175760
>>171175760
I eat shit
hello how do i click on people
just do ur best. that's all i ask
mfw the pips connect
>>171177483
yes yes Yes Yes YES YES YESYESYESYEYEYEYYYYYYYYY
https://twitter.com/4G_b4nny/status/842298596015788032
>>171175760
>>171175760
>remove draw / holster bonuses & penalties from every single weapon that has them except maybe demoman swords.
>make degreaser have a universal weapon switch bonus. it doesn't even matter how large or small the bonus is, all that matters is that it works.
tf2 is now 40% less shit
I'll agree non-passive effects are annoying, but flat out removing them seems short sighted
the bushwaka got its nerf for a reason, should it really revert to being exactly how it was?
How about items that are entirely centered around their effect, such as the overdose? Would the effect apply always, or never?trick question, of course it should apply alwaysjust couldn't think of any other examples is all
>be valve
>add sticky jumper
>realise its fucking broken for CTF
>make it so you cant cap the intelligence
>realise it lets you jump wayy too fucking fast
>cap it to 2 stickies
why add the weapon in the first place if you dont want people to have fun with it
Also i would be totally fine with the rocket jumper not existing, since gunboats do exist
>>171177914
>revert TF2 to before MyM
>revert Black Box nerf
>remove critacola from the game
TF2 is now 70% less shit
>>171178335
Did they really cap it to 2?
Last I knew it was like 6.
If they capped it to 2 theres no fucking point in using it.
>remove tf2 entirety
tf2 is now 100% less shit
>>171178370
yes, its been capped to 2 for a while now
i still use it to airpogo in warmup and try surfing different slopes in maps
>mfw played demo for years but still cant skip jump consistently like kaidus-senpai
If tf2 is your main game, what is your side game?
>>171178546
Rainbow Six Siege
was big into fighting games last year
>>171178546
WarframeMY WARFRAME IS STRONG
rocket and sticky jumper are supposed to be training items you fucking retards
go ahead and jump with 6 normal stickies
see what happens
>>171179770
you can just join jump maps or play offline and use godmode for "training" you retard
its not for training if you can use it in any match
>>171178546
Skyrim
D3battleborn
>>171161989
What the fuck is wrong with that thing?
>>171178546
Runescape
>>171180612Hello, brother. Also Dark Souls.
I enjoy Degroot Keep
god I love eating shit
stop
>>171182878
me 2
tfw das2 suck
*Taunts*
>>171179770
>What is ubercharge
The fact that it's not feasible doesn't mean it's not possible
>People are still opening robocrates
https://youtu.be/3qAy8M_u0YA?t=2m1s
truktruk is my favorite youtuber that doesnt actually make youtube videos
just like kaidus
imagine if kaidus made b4nny-style videos instead of boring podcasts
tagg is my favorite twink fortress 2 yewtoober
Fourth found fat.
i think i found 3
>tfw accused of hacking again
Is there a better feeling lads?
>>171183608
People like some of the robo effects.
And some people are willing to open crates to try to get said effects.
hacker isn't a compliment though
it means you look like too much of a retard to be getting as many points as you are
i'm never going to use my christmas tags and paint, what should i do with them
>>171184795
If by retard you mean someone who doesnt wear a flashing dildo on their head sure
>>171184854
Roll for everything, enjoy the regret
whatever bud, if you think getting called a retard is a step up I shouldn't want to crush your spirit
>>171184516
yes KILLing HARD
>shitters makes 12th cp_process lobby of the day
>cant create in another map due to the lobby limit
fuck me, its not a bad map but do people never get tired of playing it over and over
>do people get tired of playing the best map in the game
>playing what-the-fuck-ever map
>red sniper is breddy gud
>they fuck my shit up a few times, get stock taunted
>switch, headshot, taunt
>"lol"
*puts three sentries near last capture point*
why is the caber so god damn uselessbut so fucking fun at the same time
>>171187720
>post nerf caber
>fun
i wish
>>171187635
*puts 4th sentry next to yours*
wish TF2 was bigger so i had enough people to make a local regional team and my country could do a national cup of regions to motivate newbies into playing and it was really low level but everyone had a blast and soon the friends of the participants started getting into comp tf2 and there was more competition in the national cup and everyone had a blast playing and it became as popular as sports and everyone loved it
why do americans call a doublemix a "inhouse pug" ?
why do americans call damage saying "[class] is hit 50" instead of "[class] took 50" wich is faster ?
and more importantly, why are americans so fat ?
>>171187786
The fact that tf2 players have to argue that the game isn't dead really makes you think
the fact that tf2 has players really makes you think
the fact that pottis :thinking:
>>171178546
Dota 2, but I'm not playing either much lately.
I kinda lost motivation for Dota, and Casual right now is a fucking shitfest, and comp is dead where I live.
>TF2 player that stops playing in 2011
>"tf2 is totally dead"
>TF2 player that stops playing in 2013
>"tf2 is dead guys"
>TF2 player that stops playing in 2015
>"tf2 is dead"
>TF2 player that stops playing in 2017
>"i sure love eating shit. oh and tf2 is dead"
really stimulates your neurons for an everyday top 10 steam game
>>171175760
wheres the draws faggot
>me
>"tf2 is a fun game"
>I
>pottis
Is OPskins reliable?
>>171170151
Why should I?
post tfw no pottis
>>171189910
>popular means it's good
>>171191083
>changing the subject
>implying TF2 isn't the greatest FPS known to mankind
hah, i win this argument
nothing personell, overkid
>trade server with mp_team_unbalance_limit 1
What is wrong with the admins of this server :/
:/
has the spy easter egg always been on the tf2 wiki?
>tfw your 100$ Unusual got scammed.
If YOU are part of the 33% of community server players in trade/achievement/orange servers you are the lowest common denominator and deserve eternal suffering in TF2 hell
Necrosmasher is a better reskin, fight me.
>>171191490
If you don't step foot in a trade server and your backpack is worth at least $20 you're a fool for not taking advantage.
>>171191490
>Tf2 hell
Is that 24/7 hightower where you are a pain train, rocket jumper, gunboats soldier that has a controler and the other 23 players are on the other team as engineers with gunslingers, short circuit, pomson 6000s and spam lenny binds.
>>171191876
No, that's normal tf2
>>171191604
nah it's garbage until they add a gloveless option
Are there any traps on tf2g
>>171192087
What is hell then?
>>171192216
>>171191473
Since it was unofficial
Thanks
Name me a better festive
>>171193157
Ambassador
>>171193157
festive bottlewhen valve finally fuckin release it [/spoier]
>tfw no one in the team playing sniper, you picking it and being useful
>>171192279
Tf2 without furfags :(
don't mind me, just the worst festive from the worst generation of festives
>>171193616
I dunno, at least it isn't just stock with Christmas lights slapped on it.
>>171193327
>Check again
>Two bottomscorers are now sniper
>>171193361
Begone foul demon from the furry pound.
naughty case 2017
merc grade
>festive boston basher
>festive escape plan
>festive syringe gun
>festive razorback
commando grade
>festive iron bomber
>festive tomislav
>festive dead ringer
assassin grade
>festive degreaser
>festive gunslinger
elite grade
>festive bacon grease
>>171194256
>Festive dead ringer
For what purpose?
>>171194380
you know spy mains will buy it even though it doesn't show up for anyone else
>>171194256
>implying its just going to be a re-release of the festivizer for the new skins
>>171194612
>valve only released new festives this year because there haven't been any new skins since winter 2015
>Haven't played TF2 since ponies started being a thing
>Got banned from every server I played on for micspamming pony music
>Never got any hats
Is the game any different, or should I not bother reinstalling?
>>171194891
Ponies are acceptable now since ponyfuckers make up a good 75% of the playerbase.
Nothing wrong with fucking ponies, though.
>>171194739
They aren't even new. They took the lights from the festive skins and slapped them on the weapons that didn't have festive versions yet.
>tfw u accidentally use the wrong voice command
>tfw people notice
>tfw butterfingers
>tfw not good at video games
grey background drawfag was banned just fyidon't shoot me
k
today i will remind them
>>171198496
Guy must be on a bender or something, Masketta's not even on my friendslist.
http://www.tf2outpost.com/user/51631
buy
>>171199661
>soldier
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''skill'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47nkOnUxs0Q
This is you favorite content producer, Uncle Dane.
>>171202570
Just makes me want to watch Brodyquest again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM
>>171151613
>tfw use Natasha on defense when we have an engie so peaking demos/soldiers get fucked by sentry damage they thought they were just going to take for a second
>tfw replying to an old ass reply
>>171202570
Not mine
My favorite is Blaris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP5AHXqewzs
Viva if you ever reply to one of my posts ever again I will make sure you never post again
>tfw ur team loses because your pyro cannot deal with a single spy even with a med shoved up his ass
>>171203294
>literally the only thing the class is good for
>he couldn't even do that
>>171203530
scout's better at shooting down frenchmen actually with the gay ass fire immunity you get from the dr. he's more trackable with the mad milk/jarate
and that sux
>>171203624
Only if you know the spy is there
Pyro is better at finding spies
>>171203884
>someone gets stabbed
>"Hey, the enemy team has a Spy"
>you now know it is there
>>171203035
How would you do it, by the way?
>>171204018
>Spy backstabs someone
>Can clearly hear the sniper's death scream
>Shows up in killfeed
>Say "Spy!"
>Other engineer: "No."
>He gets backstabbed
I'd ask you nicely and maybe give you a hug
>>171204193
Why didnt you shoot the spy?
>>171187720
>>171187780
>put on shield to practice pipes
>equip caber
>become pipe god w/ resistances and 103455782 dropped, unsuspecting meds due to caber
>>171204238
faggot
>>171204820
What'd you expect from weeaboos
>>171204343
Other engineer was closer than I was.
>really really like a craft hat
>want to get an unusual some day
>it goes all class and doubles in price
ITS NOT FAIR
IM STILL MAD
i just want an unusual Salty Dog ;_;
>>171204886
to be grocery workers and other kind of losers
>>171193740
It's sad to say that in the 300 hours I've played since coming back to tf2, I've only gotten to play spy for a whole round once and it was in a 4 player server because everyone left
Sniper? Get to play him occasionally. Spy? Literally 300 hours in between when I get to play him. I don't understand how people went from constsntly stacking sniper to spy now. I mean, he has to get 2x points for backstabs just to make it look like he's doing something, if he didn't get that would people be less inclined to play him?
>>171205141
Yeah, like when 26 used to be a cashier at Walmart. True true
Good thing I balance out that stereotype by not being one in the first place and being a normie instead. God is great
>>171188904
>why do americans call a doublemix a "inhouse pug" ?
Because it's a group of players who get together and get separated pretty randomly into teams. They're all starting from the same "house" and as such their opponents are "inhouse" as opposed to being on a preset team, contacting another already formed team, and playing that way.
>why do americans call damage saying "[class] is hit 50" instead of "[class] took 50" wich is faster ?
Why do Americans call coldy sucksucks "popsicles"?
>and more importantly, why are americans so fat ?
High fructose corn syrup and an array of hyperindustrialized fast food joints, as well as no need to be fit to survive.
>>171205263
Probably, yeah. Backstabbing people who just installed the game isnt worth two points anyways
>>171205263
Spy is mostly about disruption of enemy formations, but more than one or two is just disrupting your own team
>solo carry a 4v6 as demo and scout
>get no xp
???????
>>171206315
you didnt play spy
Someone sell me a name tag RIGHT NOW for whatever price they go for and i'll roll for the description
>>171207665
>name tag
>description
that just ain't right - engineer, 2007
>>171156213
sorry, was off trying to find out why replays stopped working but apparently valve just fucked them up with the last update
>>171207923
I have the name picked already, dropped a tag recently so i'll use both
>>171206232
i cant believe that dead ringer ended up getting buffed overall
damage reduction on the first hit is dumb, if i full charge headshot a spy he should die no matter what fucking brand of watch hes carrying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZbd6_txsSQ
>join raffle
>win it
>refuse to communicate at all
Why poland kids this dumb. He do it for a second time. Whats the point
>>171208360
that would never work against a team that knows what they're doing
Am I crazy or do some of the default crosshairs have inconsistent sizes? With crosshair2 for example, the space inbetween the lines seems to vary depending on crosshair type , and if I swap inbetween certain crosshairs to it, it seems to vary wildly depending on if you use the slider or the crosshair scale command. I'm not sure if it's just interacting weirdly with the ambassador bloom or what but it's really bothering me and I want to figure out how to replicate it 100%.
What mods do i need to remove explosion effects and dead bodies?
>>171210864
No mods, just get a graphics config.
>>171208360
>competitive players
>>171210916
AND GABEN HAS SMILED UPON ME FOR MY WORK!
>>171211125
>>171178546
Dota 2
>>171189742
SEA?
>>171211125
The god of jews rewards the young jew for taking the first steps into the life of jewery. Maybe someday, this young jew will be able to jew with the best of them.
>just completed a 15 day trade hold selling a weapon for 1 scrap
what's the best deal you've ever made, tf2g?
>>171211903
I once fucked your mom for 15 keys
>>171207665
https://youtu.be/RSMLtNvrp94?t=350
Outplayed
My second hat find today, the other one was a stocking thing for engineer.
Raffl?
>>171208037
why would you ever use a replay? you realize demos exist, right
>>171199661
>scout
>'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''skill'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>171212424
Nah, I'm gonna rework my demo fashion, I have a shitty robot set right now and I wanna fix that
>>171211125
that is the ugliest unusual I have ever seen
>>171210915
Any suggestions?
>>171205263
spy isn't viable unless the enemy team is very very bad
>>171212701
>dissing morning glory
explain yourself
post demo loadouts so i can get some inspiration to help fix this shitty set i have right now
>>171213014
that is terrible
TF2 is an autistic TFC
OW is an autistic TF2
>>171213014
>paypal not accept my virtual cart
just shut up and take my money you fuckers
>>171213014
just get scotch bonnet + hurt locher + juggernaut jacket for an actual explosivesman
>>171213014
>>171213427
Racist
>>171213014
i used to wear this when the caber wasn't shit and you could make sniper mains want to kill themselves
>>171213427
you can use those together? sheeit, i didn't bother buying a juggernaut jacket because i assumed that and the hurt locher would clip
>>171213014
loadout.tf have funKA bewm
>buy head prize
>buy professional killstreak pyro set
>head over to furaffinity, buy the first character i see and use it as my avatar
>use some borderline autistic username
>still bad at pyro
what am i doing wrong
>>171201634
>say soldier is easy demoman in game
>everyone disagrees with me
What is this meme? I am a fucking one man army as a soldier, I have unrestricted movement even when I'm not wearing gunboats because RL self damage is so negligible and the movement is versatile and unparalleled by any class (at least in reliability.) I don't always have to hit directs because I have controlled splash damage wherever I please, and I even have hitscan to make up for the times I'm against a reflecting pyro/shitter scout, along with 200 hp. Don't ever need a pocket med either, it's literally just unexpected bonding runs to get you to top score.
Demo is so slow, has 175 hp, is extremely vulnerable to everything, but is rewarded with high DPS. Where did this demo spam meme come from? If you're seriously getting killed enough by spam that you can complain about it, you're a shitter who needs to learn how to dodge/mitigate damage. Non-spam demo demands so much more thought process than soldier, your pills are slow and don't travel linearly.
Maybe soldier is just too fucking easy for me and I can't just into demo, but why soldier mains command so much more respect I have no idea. I don't main either, but my autism dictated me to complain about tf2 some more.
>>171213975
you need to rename and redescribe all of your items to be as autistic as possible (including cosmetics)
>>171213975
You gotta do away with degeneracy and give into the Normie lifestyle
Only then, will you become as amazing as someone like BasedViva is with Pyro
>>171212613
i doubt many people keep demo recordings of 12v12 pubs (aside from spy mains who know they can't get kill highlights any other way >>171206232), seems more convenient just being able to press F6 after making a cool play and having it ready for you right away
also the little film reel icon in the server browser when they're enabled makes it look like some degree of effort was put into configuring it and makes it stand out from the rest of the 24/7 2fort/idle cancer
>>171212852
The hat itself is ugly. The unusual effect is eh, but I don't really have a soft spot for effects with clouds unless they're themed.
>>171212769
He's viable if the enemy doesn't know you have a spy. I.e. as a situational pick class.
>>171213975
Use
stock/scorch shot/homewrecker or 3rd degree
I'm late for the previous thread but
>DR is not a crutch
Do people still think that's the case? A nerfed crutch is still crutch I say. It's not bad as DDS, but also almost fits all criteria to be a crutch. I mean it counters Pyro to a great degree while make Scout a feared enemy, but still doesn't make sense. Whole thing exists for making Spy entering chokes at the cost of non-sustainable cloak, yet it still requires less effort to survive compared to IW. I still think it may as well get another nerf stick to face and still get called a crutch.
>>171213014
>>171214482
it's definitely a crutch, but I don't think there's any way to fix it without changing the entire concept of the item
it'll always be a "get out of jail free card", because nobody would ever choose to die when they have the option to feign
>>171207665
pls sell me one thx
How'd I do
>>171214482
I wouldn't call it a crutch, because that would imply it hinders good players. A good spy who isn't using the DR is fragile as fuck, even if he has great aim, you can still shit on him because he has no mobility or survivability.
If you're good with the ambassador and use the DR you can do much more than you can without it.
>>171215195
borderline random shit thrown together
replace the weed hat with the scot bonnet or some kind of cozy hat
>>171213062
tfc plays too much like a weird counter strike
>>171215195
please use mat_phong 0
>>171214482
Well the way people play with what the word "crutch" means so frequently doesn't make it one (that the weapon makes bad players better and good players less effective,) but they use that as a be all end all to justify that it's not broken or overpowered. My issue with it is that players, good or bad, are rewarded for making stupid mistakes. I played a game against a spy as pyro, he'd just whip out the dead ringer and spycicle and get out scot free for walking DIRECTLY into my team and bumping into them over and over. This class is about stealth, not non-chalantly throwing yourself directly into enemy fire, getting a couple of cheeky, risky backstabs, then being able to continue to live despite making the same mistakes over and over. It fucking stagnates your skill as spy. I do have a gripe about maps from early tf2 in general though, they're all choke points with little to no verticality, no interesting ways to get around the map, etc, so you're practically forced to use the damn thing in those situations. Spy thrives on being able to take alternate routes, especially when observing vulnerable targets, he needs verticality to get around things. If we had less shitty chokefests spy would not only be more enjoyable to play, but viable and you would feel as though he actually deserved whatever backstab he got since he wouldn't be abusing the living shit out of the DR.
Also he doesn't need 2 points for backstabs to make it look like he's doing something.
>>171214291
>he thinks I'm a spy main
I use Nvidia's Shadowplay feature, either I'm recording the whole match or I'm using the "ohshit record the last 10 minutes NOOOOOW" and cutting it down to size later. The Replay feature was nice for getting shots I couldn't get from my own viewpoint, but limiting it to lives really ruined the story unless you were the undying man through the whole tale.
I don't think I'd play spy in a 6's situation unless I had a lot of faith in the rest of my team to actually put up a fight in a 6v5 until I could get into position to actually participate.
>>171213975
Pink/heart cosmetics
>>171215659
>doesn't use my post
Is 4chan fucking up for anyone else
>>171210916
>>171211125
Eyyy, nice goin'
>>171214083
the way demoman is played, a good demoman isn't going in and getting flashy plays, even at high level, so people don't idolize good demoman as much as good soldiers.
>>171215816
Is this why I never get heals whenever I pub demo?
>>171215195
S10 generic demoman/10
>tfw the med gets full uber right before walking into your crit sticky trap
>>171215926
no, it's because you're in a pub lol
>>171215816
So he's basically the cuck of the power classes? Whities be racis
Tbh I'd rather someone hit pipes than air shots all day. A lot meatier and nicer looking.
>>171216146
if your demoman is constantly going for big plays and pipe airshots, you should cut him
>>171216146
I'd rather watch*
>>171216279
Nah, I meant I'd rather watch him hit pipes normally than a soldier hitting flashy air shots. I'm not the best at forming understandable thoughts today.
>it's a "your team is getting fucked by 3 sentries and your medics are too dumb to stop using quick fix/vaccinator/kritz" episode
>out of 1 in 10 games, you manage to convince him to use the regular uber
>spam e at him, look at him, spam activate charge near the corner because i know he's new and/or bad
>he ubers the gibus air strike soldier instead of me in the last 30 seconds, he doesn't even manage to hit one of the sentries and we lose
>>171217202
Stop playing gayload
remove ambassador
>>171217553
but payload is the only gamemode where i can find relatively balanced casual servers, koth or 5cp usually devolve into scout mge gods shitting on the whole server or engineer turtling
help me improve this set I've made
>>171217945
remove the nigger
>>171217945
A set of what, the worst cosmetics you own?
>>171217945
>matching paints
>random shit thrown together
>multiple strange cosmetics on the same set
*breathes in*
BOI
Ruh roh, there's a /b/ poster on the loose
Anyone else like not naming their stock stranges? I like "server clearing scattergun/rocket launcher/shotgun" a lot more than having some memey name that hides your stranges quality and puts it in the description as obscure grey text.
Post teams
>>171217669
remove ambassador, remove dead ringer, heavily decrease spread on every revolver, change enforcer, make diamondback give mini crits
>>171218385
it'd be great if it actually showed "Spectacularly Lethal" instead of "Strange" still.
>>171218327
>>171218385
I'm the opposite of this, I like my primaries renamed and my secondary/melee are left untouched. usually once I reach server-clearing I'll give an item a name
>>171218498
I think that's just in the steam inventory, it should be normal ingame
>>171218750
Been a while since i used the pomson, somebody else would have to pick it up so I could confirm that. Pretty much the only ones of these I renamed was for that vault boy set.
>>171218440
>>171215195
>no killstreaks
like a shitter
>>171219616
>wasting money on particle effects
>>171219870
>wasting money in game pixels in the first one
>now wasting money on things that atleast can show everyone how cool and skilled you are
you had one job
killstreaks are pretty fun but stranges and cosmetics are probably higher priority
>>171217945
>Jojo reference sticky name
Kill yourself, it's the only way
>>171217674
Stop being bad. You will never git gud if you only play the worst game mode.
i fucked up everything but you probably understand what i meant
>>171218465
>Nerfing the weakest class in-game
For what purpose?
>buy killstreak weapons
>get so many kills that the popups start to get annoying
>switch back to the normal version of my loadout
>tfw to good too use killstreaks
>>171220179
Not him but payload is objectively best game mode in the game. Cp is just meme.
We talking about casual ofc. Who cares about 12 nerds circlejerk.
>frogposters
>>171220328
I don't think the spy should be a semi-invincible sniper, and i think giving the spy free crits for doing what he's supposed to is dumb
>>171219616
I don't main demo so that's why I don't have killstreaks for him
I sure do enjoy joining 9v5 games where we're down to only one point.
>>171220564
>He cannot play unless he's spamming chokes
>He cannot deal with both teams starting with a perfectly even playing field
>He enjoys being tied down to a slow as heck cart
>>171220765
Those things are what makes spy a viable class to play, though. If you're going to randomly nerf things, at least give him some buffs so he can be a proper sneakman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S19GO3Xgz2w
>spy
>viable
spy literally just exists as an unavoidable deus ex / distraction in his current form
>>171218440tfw still no heavy lifter
>>171218440
>remove random crits
>buff the base damage of every melee weapon by 60%
game is fix
>>171220876
>Those things are what makes spy a viable class to play, though. If you're going to randomly nerf things, at least give him some buffs so he can be a proper sneakman.
He's not even viable even with the DR being ridiculous though, he's just really fucking annoying to play against because you can't kill him and occasionally you'll just randomly take 102 damage and not be able to do anything about it.
I agree that he would need more buffs if his guns were nerfed, but tough break/gun mettle already gave him a lot of huge buffs. Faster movement speed, faster cloaking and decloaking, improve backstab hitreg, make it so you can't get fucked by revolver spread even if you're tracking them well.
>>171218440I've removed the fem pyro. Thanks, valve.
>>171221645
>2 shot soldiers with melee
>3 shot heavies with melee
Why would you want that?
>>171221816
balance
>>171221915
>TF2 has notoriously bad melee hitreg
>Wanting to buff this
>>171218440
:3
http://ics-base.net/jungleupdate/
The community for TF2 never ceases to please me
TF2 devs in the other hand...
Fuck this Jungle horseshit, Frontline when?
>>171222724
there are already frontline.tf maps
most notably cp_cardinal, koth_avalanche, and i think cp_kalinka also has frontline assets
the thing is, if you dont play 6v6 there are almost 0 chances of you ever playing these maps with other players
>>171222724
>frontline
>not the jungle
I mean it doesn't SAY 'Nam, but it's probably fuckin 'Nam.
where is the goddamn motherfucking update aohroahrndsdnaldka
>>171220765
In the current meta spy is shitty sniper that is only useful when nobody expects you to use shitty sniper instead of good sniper
>>171218440
i pull out my revolver and i make these boys dance yeehaww
Join server and see this
>Its all furries, trans fat gender traps, plantkin and other stuff
What do
>>171217202
>it's a "your team is getting fucked by 3 sentries and your medics are too dumb to stop using quick fix/vaccinator/kritz" episode
If you can't convince the Medic to use stock invulnerability just give up. You have to play anti-sentry Soldier (Mangle OR Battal) or just plain play Spy.
Time the sapper (not really hard, go for the highest placed sentry then take cover) or initiate with mangle shot or battalion within' the non-invulnerability über deploy.
A bonk Scout leading the Demo, can help but it's about the enemy Sentry placement and ineffective most of the time due to splash damage juggling Scout helpless or Wrangler.
>>171220876
I think what Spy need is gimmicky downsides on his arsenal about longer cloak flicker, lingering disguise smoke also huge nerf stick on DR again.
>>171223685
I forgot to mention.
>Playing cuck classes.I actually don't mind if you play sniper, spy, or medic. I respect your choices in classes. Just make yourself useful.
>>171223885
>what do
Give me the IP
>>171223885
>plantkin
haha
wot
>>171223705
>no revolver primary for yeehaw man yet
dagnabbit dammit
>>171224013
74.91.113.50:27019
>>171223917
>wanting to nerf spy
t. bad
>>171223885
>The pyro that's glaring at you while you take the screenshot.
RUN, SON. RUUUUUUUUUUUUN.
m2 - pyro
>>171224141
>Slender
>mods I have to download
Give me a moment, this seems worth it
>>171224531
I'm joining the server too.
>>171224581
>Downloading/models/mtf guard
h e l p
Did you join?
>>171224830
It's like pumping drugs into your bloodstream. Just lay back and wait till it kicks in.
>>171224981
It's taking a million years to download these mods.
>>171223885
>What do
Laugh.
>>171224581
>>171225028
Also about to join.
>>171225268
>>171224981
I'm the Che Guevara scout.
>My 42-key unusual got scammed
Is there anything i can do other than report this shitter to Steam support and SteamRep?
Joining.
Also what is scp 087?
>>171223885
knew the god damn furfag hat was a mistake
The ham has arrived, first thing I see is a bright pink parrot head
>>171225683
>falling for scams.
>>171225706
it's some map mod to reference a creepypasta game.
Map change.
If you only knew what things i have seen in all my time playing there.
First time seeing Wander
>>171225706
SCP is a horror wiki, 087 is the file designation
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087
>>171225430
I'm still downloading.
>>171225873
It was like exploring some cavern.
I wasn't even sure what to do there, I just observed.
Reminder to thank Kaneco for making the great website that is Comp.tf
I have been playing on the server for so long and this is the 2 time everyone but me was a furry the other time it was autism to the max but now its tame.
Just saw a giantes fetish spray.
It truly is the end of times.
Where?
So at least a few of us are in, what's the plan?
This hurts.
Well cant do much if they arent in PvP also i am the knight pyro.
>>171227514
You can kill other people on your team, in a certain area.
manipulate an admin to turn on cheats, destroy the server and everyone in it with crash commands
>>171227438
erp
I'm still downlading.
Omg how long until this bullshit finishes?
>>171227716
Its slender with map change every 6 games.
>>171227671
Wont fall for it.
offer them some cool lazor weapons
>>171227941
>>171228345
What?
I'm trying to make the trashcan script work, but the game says it's too big
What do
>>171228748
unbind all in console, that'll let the game download more ram to support the bigger script
So I finally managed to join.
What do?
This sucks
I'm poor as fuck and want more hats. Should I sell my Vintage Lugermorph? If so, what should I replace it with?
>>171229281
FRAG them into GIBS with your ROCKET LAUNCHER
>>171229375
I am the spy in the back.
frag me
What's the difference between soup and a dog dick?
>>171229649
your mom fucked both
>>171229649
your mom
>>171229649
your mom enjoys one as an evening meal, and the other is a salty broth with various fillings such as potatoes or chicken
>>171225683
>falling for scams
>not being so stupid you out-dumb the scammer
>>171230338
I had never seen a scam like that. It was perfectly timed.
>>171230446
What was it? Also, if it involves giving away your item for no items, you're probably being rused.
I kekd
>>171230625
>Hey, can you sell your Unusual for Paypal?
>"no"
>Well, okay, can you put it into a website where i can buy it, like OPskins?
>"sure"
He later asks did i click the sell button yet
>"yes"
Get an invite from a OPskins bot
Trust it because im a retard
Boom, there goes the unusual. And couple seconds later the actual OPskins bot adds me.
>>171230762
would you a plankton?
>heavy has intel
>i uber myself and tank the sentry so he can hit it
>lmao medic noob didnt uber me
Wanderer has an ugly medic and a shit scout
>>171230884
>>171230845
Sounds like that's on you.
>>171230971
Gib me strange snap coat and I'll forgive your shit taste pham :^)
I love the whip's crazy melee range
>Have no idea what's going on in the server besides some freaks talking on the mic.
>Somebody from tf2g tries to make an argument that spy's the best class.
Autism in it's purest form.
someone has been on that server for 4 hours now.
several more people are at 2 - 3 hours
I don't understand what they do there
now I'm curious about it
>>171234649
>for ants
>>171234649
What the fuck.
>>171234649
what is this, a picture for ants?
>downloading materials/.../shrek_head
>>171234649
Why did it save it so small.
fuckign aaa
im not gonna be home for a while and i REALLY need to be there RIGHT NOW
pls post the ip again
>>171225683
how did you get scammed kek
buying cloud 9 head prize for 150 keys so i can be a good pyro main
(after i get my tax return)
[shitty unusual with shitty cosmetics]
!!!!!!!!!!!!SELLING ONLY AS A SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
750 keys or SIGNIGICANT OVERPAY IN MARKETABLE ITEMS!!!!!!!!!!
>>171233807
>tfw I'm the spy
:^)
>>171235636
outpost was a mistake
We are going to shreks swamp next.
>>171234952
>not using paypal and chargebacking the payment if they scam you
pleb
>>171236156
He was the one with the unusual
pleb
>>171235636
ULTIMATE SCOUT LOADOUT BEST AMAZING SET
>random effect lime tossle
>2 non-strange cosmetics painted lime or pink
>random effect scattergun
>random effect pistol
>random effect atomizer/bat
>festive bonk
Sexy pyro fuccboi has a change of heart and decides to be the sub to bolster spi's confidence [HE CATCHES ON FIRE]
>>171236629
Me at left
painted cosmetics look bad
unusual effects look bad
professional killstreak effects look bad
weapon skins look bad
>>171236904
u look even worse
>>171237013
But he is right tho
>>171236904
but I need my spook specs to be yellow
this is the last thread.
>>171237578
am newfriend
who.ru
>>171237695
are you cute if so add me on steam
/id/commandertiger
>>171236629
>>171237735
But I am a boy (male), and therefore cannot be cute
>>171237695
tigxr. he is like 12 and only plays call of duty
>>171237859
how feminine are you
>>171237879
fuyck off thole i only play zombies
>>171238035
in facial build only
post top 5 cutest tf2gs
human
cn_
xionxang
dotsy
videogames
tfw cute
tfw not on list
>>171238225
but dotsy isn't cute
>>171238347
post id if cute
Am I cute?
>>171238418
but im shy
>>171238418
id/stary
>>171238418
id/26dollar
http://www.strawpoll.me/12545989
>>171238771
>>171239103
default
>>171163034
Sometimes those snipers are good tho and dont miss.t. friend has 3k+ hours on sniper and runs it to mid 80% of the time
>>171238587
yes
>>171239852
pinto played huntsman sniper in a ugc game and top damaged
>>171184516
Yes, getting asked by admins to stop playing sniper so they don't log in to 600000000 reports of me botting which they cant do anything with because they know im legit.
That shrek map was actually enjoyable
how can i easily make "stat" images like this ? specifically the bars
its for tf2
I eat shit
>>171240665
Aw shit nigga i played that shiit all the time when i was young.
Also how would you balance DDS? I personally would just remove it. Its way more broken then the razor back really.
>>171240665
the basic idea is to make a full bar on a layer, duplicate it, and then delete the portion that isn't needed
>>171240794
make it so if you get headshot you die, but you survive a fully charged body shot
bullet resistance and crit weakness
boom, suddenly bad snipers are bad again
WHAT THE FUCK?
Some guy on tf2 just told me Remy Lacroix retired.
This better not be true
o*g seri*usly wh*t t*e fr*ck d*de
>>171240794
revolt was the shit, the mario kart of PC desu
DDS is gay as fuck
its just out of place in look and stats
>>171240805
but is there any idiot-proof website/program to do it easily, or a way to do it easy on GIMP
also i want all the bars to be of an specific length, relative to stats
>>171241034
Yeah, dude. She's pregnant
>>171241243
idiot proof? the universe is always making bigger and better idiots.
If your scale is out of 100 you could make it a multiple of 100 pixels long and cut them that way
>http://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=536851798
Pic of my new gf (male)
>>171239852
I don't mind sniper to mid if the sniper is actually good and has experience playing 6s. Which 90% of people who play Valve matchmaking don't have. Also, it's when you get the sniper in addition to the pyro, spy, and heavy that really makes you wonder.
>>171241034
Literally whom?
>>171241815
porn
>>171241815
iirc he is either a racecar driver, or a porn actor
>>171241453
counting pixels is a tedious task
there MUST be some website somewhere to do shit like pic related
easy accurate bars for stats
i must be using the wrong words in google or something
>>171241985
Who the heck cares, then? Porn stars are a dime a dozen.
>>171241034
>tfw received the breaking news about Osama Bin Laden and Gene Wilder's deaths in 24/7 2fort
>>171242447
whos gene wilders and when did they die
>>171243154
>whos gene wilders
you must be at least 18 to post on this website
post habibs
>>171243345
i'm 19 and only seen him in wilky wonka. I knew the name but didn't know the face.
is there a tf2g steam group
>>171244215
Yeah join the pootis army! XD
BROOOOOFIST!!tfw you were one of the cofounders of a popular mudkip group in tf2 5-6 years ago
>>171245286
theres like 20
>>171244215
No. If there was, it'd be in the OP.
>>171245398
What about the tf2g ***** club?
ded
ded me
is 226 scrap for a key a good deal?
>>171248251
that's like 25 ref
not a good deal but not a complete scam
fuck hes taking like 5 minutes to add each scrap in the trade...
>>171249014
Why would you accept this?
>>171249280
yeah ok now he ran out of scrap at like 30 and is trying to convince me to take it...
Where do I sell MvM tickets and paints?
>>171249531
Interesting
>>171249531
Why would you take 226 scrap to begin with
>>171249706
sell me them, my man.
>>171249717
>>171249810
i thought he was joking and going to pay in a fair amount of ref
and now
>"i look at steam see you like demon man ;)"
as he adds in a strange stickybomb launcher and readys up the trade.
>>171250309
now THAT'S a fucking deal
if you pass up a goddamn STRANGE FUCKING STICKYBOMB LAUNCHER ill be angry
>tfw no incentive to use any minigun over the tomislav whatsoever
>tfw valve nerfs the brass beast and natascha for no reason
egg
>>171250689
yeah haha
i told him it wasnt a great deal and he blocked me, dang
>>171251085
>slow defensive class with high damage held back also by a startup time
>nerf damage, buff speed (GRU)
VALVE DOESNT KNOW SHIT
>>171251085
in the most important fight of all, heavy vs heavy, it loses against stock, so use stock.
be smart, dont be a retard
>>171251785
>in the most important fight of all, heavy vs heavy, it loses against stock, so use stock.
faster spinup + more accurate + the stupid damage rampup where you need to be shooting for a second to do full damage means tomislav usually wins at any range
>equip half-zatoichi
>samurai jack theme plays in my head
>>171251785
stock and tomislav are basicly the same in terms of close range damage
GOTTA GET BACK
>>171252051
you must be the same person who says heavies need shotguns
egg
>>171252710
u wot?
update when
>>171252710
heavies need shotguns ever since the faggy damage nerf on miniguns
BACK TO THE PAST2009 pls
i have four extra buttons on my mouse. what are good things to bind to them?
>>171253879
lenny binds
>>171252919
>nu-male heavy player
>>171253879
action item (dels, noise maker, duck journal to trigger engineers)
autistic scout binds
actually useful binds (spy behind us, Uber used, my ultimate is ready)
change loadout slots (from turtle engi to hyper aggressive funslinger with the press of a button)
loads of things you can do there. What do you find yourself lacking most right now?
>>171253879
If you play Medic, you can use one of the extras to mask your uber and another to call the pop out to your team
>>171253879
I have thanks and a viewmodel toggle on my 2 mouse buttons, if i had more i'd probably add some sort of useful engie building script and possibly a medic uber mask
>>171253027
>Final year of high school
>My old home board wasn't dead yet
>MLP hadn't aired, so no ponyfuckers
>/v/ was actually tolerable
>Mass zombification hadn't entirely taken hold yet, so people actually talked to each other instead of staring at their phones all day
Take me back, please.
>pip boy will never be a pda reskin
>>171253919
the fuk u just say nigga
>>171253879
switching weapons
>>171254839
[spolier]your wrong about heavy on every level, but i cant fault you for the hat[/spoiler]
spolier
>>171255938
fuck off retard
>>171256170
nice thanks for the you
>>171256193
it's one handy per (you), thank you very much.
admin abuse >_<
>>171256307
follow me on steam id/kingboxcars
http://mods.tf/mods/1371/
http://mods.tf/mods/1372/
http://mods.tf/mods/1372/
WORRY
>>171254186
I put a bind to let my teammates know when I get a sweet med pick. Anything else useful for a scout/soldier player?
>>171257505
ONLY 90's KIDS REMEMBER
wtf I hate tf2g now
>>171257505
I can already imagine a scout wearing both of those using nothing but the back scatter
>>171257505
http://mods.tf/mods/797/
>>171258249
Good thing Valve still recognises the importance of class recog-We're fucked aren't we
>>171257505
what is this new website?
>>171258643
mods.tf got made after everyone got lazy and didn't wanna make promos or new threads for tf2emporium
>>171258564
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Just wanted to make a school shooter joke.
>join a MVM match in progress
>missing 200$
>vote to restart
>only guy with an unusual is engineer
>soldier using beggar
>two meds
You gotta know when to walk away.
>>171258729
Valve released an arcana (Unusuals you can straight up buy) for Juggernaut from Dota 2 and it looks almost identical to another character Phantom Assassin 's arcana. The two fill very different rolls and not being able to tell the difference would fuck you up.
>1.27:1 kd ratio>on casual
>>171259648
>Caring about k/d
>in any game
kiss your sister
>>171259648
what classes do you playI'm at 1.93
>>171259589
>>171258564
IT's literally 45 dollars too
>>171259971
mostly demo
good bit soldier
>>171260000
LIT-TURALLY quads
>>171260056
wtf
i aint paying 40 bucks for a bullshit dota 2 skin
>>171259648
>>171259971
where do you find your ratio?
>>171260162
Yes you will, you shill out over 50 for ugly ass hats on a regular basis
>>171260000
checked
and what's up with dota? is it any good? or is it just another moba?
>>171260394
do math
>>171260431
it's like wc3:dota but worse. Just play HoN instead.
>>171259138
who cares about unusuals? I have yet to look at an unusual i actually really wanted.
so sad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSDNdN9LQPY
>>171260431
It's got harder mechanics than League, HoN, and HotS. Creep denies, power-up runes, bounty runes, more expensive items and almost every hero is viable in some way/ IF you're remotely interested, talk to /d2g/. They're like us
>>171260535
back in 2006 maybe, but HoN went to complete shit.
>WC3 Dota but worse
you never played WC3 dota, or don't remember how fucking disgusting binds were and how broken Rikimaru was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0rxBZOTY7M
>play comp
>three fr*cking hackers on my team
>go friendly heavy and let the enemy med stab me for uber
It wasn't enough to stop em, but at least I felt like I did something. I reported them all too, but I doubt they'll get banned any time soon.
>>171261741
You'll probably see an "action has been taken" message soon. I've gotten them rather frequently and it makes me feel damn good
>>171164461
HOLY FUCK FINALLY UNBANED, here dude
>>171164461
and heres number two
>>171251085
>natascha
>not needing a nerf
Where the GRU scales heavy's disadvantage down by making him faster, the natascha scales everyone elses advantage over him down to his movement.
>>171262218
>one of them has an unusual Cotton Head
that message is gonna be orgasmic
>fail a wave in mvm
>get a "good job, demo" from the med
>can't tell if he was sarcastic or not
>>171262312
>>171262456
What'dya get banned for, family?
>>171261741
LIKE
POETRY
AHAHAHAHA
one down
>>171263915
feels good doesn't it?
>>171263265
gimme a a sec ill post it, ive got one or two more edits to throwup on the board
>>171264841
ok last one
>get killed by red teammate
>panic because friendly fire isn't on
>oh wait it's just a blue scout with pink items that is easily mistakable for a red scout
why is this allowed
>>171263150
Probably was being sarcastic. I've learned if you think someone is being sarcastic, they probably are, especially if they're a main that takes themselves too seriously like medic/soldier (and that's coming from a medic main.)
Considering you're playing MvM too, the people who play it are absolute asshats, whether they're too uptight and focused on perfection, or first timers/griefers who don't listen to equip/use an item.
>>171263265
i didnt know it was off topic, when did the janitor/mods get so anal? is there anything else i have to be careful about posting now?
>>171265214
>not shooting any and all teammates when you see them to make sure they're not a spy
never gonna make it
*caps on hightower*
>>171265353
they don't like funnow I'm probably gonna get banned for saying bad things about the staff of our fine establishment
*kicks u*
>>171265353
how the fuck is not that off topic. ur retarded
>>171265914
i realize its off topic, but i dont understand why i got banned when we regularly have shitposts about stuff like pets or traps or newfags arguing with biba all thread. it just struck me the wrong way i guess, it wasnt really to sever though, only like a day.
>>171265353
Not only is it off topic, it's admitting to ban evasion.
*build my sentry nest right around to spawn door on payload offensive*
>>171224142
Still I'd like to see higher drain rate and may be 1 second shorter cloak duration. Old drain rate (lose 80%, down to 20% at best with a single decloak) was pretty good, I don't get why Valve stepped back. It supposed to be a situational sidegrade.
*being the 5th sniper on your team without having any idea how to play this game*
Anyone wanna go gunslinger engie and cap on Hightower with me?
*join your team a be friendlyheavy*
*your teammates refuse to kick me and became friendlyheavies too*
>3 snipers and 2 spies
>every one of them is at the bottom of the scoreboard
pottery
*plays pyro*
*having my gay healslut behind my ass everysecond*
*having matches loadouts and furry/anime/mlp avatars*
play me
How do I get a smoother game? My ping was 60-100~, FPS floating above 90.
>>171268962
configs
>>171268962
sounds like its smooth enough already you needy prick
>trying to frag
>backburner pyro repeatedly wanders into my back
>>171171613
hey thats my medic, now i gotta post the shit alternative
Just made this sfm poster for me and my bf
Please rate
>>171175760
plz
>>171269325
What an ugly weapon skin, and it doesn't even go with the soldiers loadout. Otherwise, it's alright. Do you at least top off your teammates when you healslut, though?
>>171269267
Try looking behind you
>>171269112
>sounds
There are no sound webms on /vg/
Two, it's jumpy and stuttery and I've seen a payload do spin in place for no reason
>>171269884
doesnt sound like a problem to me, hell I want my game to have spinning payloads
and don't give me those snarky remarks young man or you'll find yourself without dessert for a week
Comp tf2 will never be taken seriously because one of its main sponsors is called "Weed Maps"
>>171270115
ur face won't be taken seriously becayse ur ugly
>>171269518
but if i look behind me how am i gonna shoot the guys in front of me?
>>171270268
with a gun
>>171270268
Have you considered shooting the guys behind you?
>>171270268
just shoot yourself instead
>alt tab
>computer crashes
>get a prof. killstreak kit for phlog
>eh, might as well
>buy two specialized strange weapons off the market
>>You need 2 unique weapons, not strange
>shave your balls
>a few minutes later rub your balls
>sniff hand
>>171270268
I agree, looking behind you is overrated
I don't think anyone should look behind them
<3
>>171270692
</3
>>171270814
you WHORE
r8
dedass
>>171269267
Most backburner Pyros are divebombers. Lack of airblast don't let them flank people at the corners effectively. Look at above platforms, floors when at the open areas as well as your behind when climbing somewhere.
>>171272423
>Lack of airblast
What is it, 2011?
>>171271679
epic, youve got potential kid *smirks*
Would it be off-topic if I linked a video of the amazing atheist pouring hot wax on his micropenis and his butt
that would be a-ok
plz post but be wary, look at him >>171265353
>>171272634
i'm very bad with sarcasm
i'm not a smart boy
>>171272535
You know what I mean. When you airblast people with Backburner they'll be facing to you anyway.
I'd use stock FT if I wanted to ambush anyone at a corner.
>>171272880
epic
>>171272965
thank
>>171272965
WHAT WHAT DID I MISS??????????????
>>171271212
One of the highlights of the night definitely.
>>171273135
The amazing atheist pouring hot wax on his micropenis and butt
how do I make a more samuel l jackson-esque loadout
haven't figured out 3rd slot
would wear scout's baker cap if it was all class
>>171273324
disco pants
orange text weapons
>>171273371
thx bb
>>171273369
also thx bb
hurry up and make a new thread so i can post my objector rolls
>>171273420
>>171273508
This reminds me of the time I watched a video of the amazing atheist pouring hot wax on his micropenis and butt
please replace the 6 month old pastebin full of dead servers in the OP with http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers
is this the best taunt in the game
[ y / y ]
>>171273604
>all cosmetics on the head
post epic
Should I make a new thread?
>20 post early
>>171273921
how about now
this thread needs at least 6 more memes
>>171273976
what about now
Meme
>>171274104
FUCK i was looking forward to making the thread you FAGGOT
>>171274104
fuck off.
Yes
No
Maybe
I don't know
Thread meme count: 18
Thread meme count: 19
Thread meme count: 20
Thread meme count is a meme
>>171274424
That's why it keeps going up
>>171274104
I'm gonna kill you