/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

gift me an unusual and i will post feminine dick

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>wearing unusuals

>not being a cute girl irl and in game

i will post my feminine dick and boipussy if someone gifts me an unusual instead

>>170883975
preview first, then we'll see.

>>170884025
id?

>>170884054
/ShootMeForTwelveDollars/

>>170884054
you are not me
>>170884142
that was not me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuOMBFvmp5c&lc

Finally I've uploaded the video.

>>170885176
neat

reposting from last thread. ok ill give it a whirl, post your screenshots. dosent have to be any kind of purpose going on, just post them screenies and ill see if i cant meme them up. lets see some of those killcams.

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>>170885176
>that fucking noise the brony makes
Jesus I think i'm hemorrhaging from that cringe

>>170885176
this looks pretty fun actually

>>170885176
looks heckin fun, when can we expect to be able to do this again ryuke?

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>>170885738
here have a rare, this was when contracts first dropped

>>170874125
is this loadout real

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>>170885738

>>170886642
Yeah, it's the soot suit, the raindoonicorn head (i forget what it's called), and the special eyes.

>>170886467
Well I need to build a good shack to take those pictures in so I have to do less postprocessing on em, so the map'll take at least a week for me to actually finish, test, finish again, test, finish again, test, and then release. I'd like to hold the next one on April Fools Day, but we'll see how it turns out.

at least I'm not cebruz

>>170886896
>Yeah, it's the soot suit, the raindoonicorn head (i forget what it's called), and the special eyes.
gonna do it
forgive me padre

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Imagine being this fucking autistic.

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>he turns off pub chat

>>170887240
imagine capping on hightower

>>170887523
wow video games how do I be good like you

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>>170887523
Turning off pubchat is like hating fun

>>170888092
nice to see he hasn't sold hie unusual i guess.

>>170888092
>using the same dead of night, space comm helmet thing still

I eat shit

>>170888092
Ten months of raging in landfall.
What a life

Just FYI noone has posted the meme count in the old thread yet

>>170885176
CROTCHTITS

>>170889186
And nothing of value was lost.

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>>170889574
uh I'll have you know that I'm a MASTER at cooking water.

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They built their sentry gun out of range from the last point

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So, I'm setting up the lights for the portrait area, and on one of the tests the model I'm using as a human test surrogate starts freaking out

>>170890269
>when your medic dosent pootis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaSRYecKaqc

>>170890336
Sorry, I am away from my computer at the moment and thus can not open your file. Please describe in excruciating detail what it is you have posted.

installing tf2 now, haven't played an online fps since cs:source in 2009
what am I in for

>>170890869
lenny

>>170890776
PROVE YOU ARE THE REAL VIBIRI, FOR ALL I KNOW YOU COULD BE AN IMPOSTER.

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>>170890336
DELET THIS

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>>170891051

>>170890776
>>170891351
its dog porn

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>>170891408
not even good either its by that minus 8 geek

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Okay, I built a simulation booth for the photo session, works fine, now I just have to build one of these somewhere on the boxing map.

>>170891408
>>170891434
What a let down

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>>170891408
>>170891434
YOU FUCKING GOOODIETWOSHOE FAGGOTS, I WAS GONNA TELL HIM AND HE WAS GONNA GIB MR AN UNUSUAL AND I 2AS GONNA SAY THANKS DADDY AND HE WAS GOING TO SAY DON'T WORRY BOYO IT'S ON THE HOUSE. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

shut up idiot

what the fuck are .swf even

>>170892820
flash files, stands for ShockWaveFlash.
The backbone of Newgrounds and iirc old Youtube.

>>170892820
t. underage

>>170892942
under what age

is it 14 because then no

hahaha dude hi5 us 15yearolds fuckin smashin dat booze and eatan pussay on a daily basis unlik those 14 yo KIDS lmao lets get fuckn baked

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>>170886737

>>170894131
>not nearest neighbor

kys yourself

what did he mean by that

nearest neighbor disables blur effects when rescaling an image

nearest neighbor is the only correct way to expand dongs

>implying i care enough about some shitty mspaint edit to put in effort

if you're gonna do it wrong don't even bother trying

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:woah:
Hows your pub stomping going /tf2g/?

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>>170895889
Fuck me wrong one

>>170888446
It looks good!

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>using conch and disciplinary
>teams going fast
Its like i'm a discount DJ dude from overhype

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>>170895889
super relaxing morning, gonna make some coffee in a bit and hop into another match /comfy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGyhQbZmQy8

too busy KILLING to post

AW YEAH

i live to kill

kill me then

absolutely killing it my man

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i have no mouth and i must scream

i just love killin

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>playing a good couple of cp matches in casual
>one guy is new to the game and give him a few pointers because he really doesn't know what he's doing
>adds me later
>remove him because I don't really wanna talk to randos outside of casual

>w+m1 pyro runs at me
>im disguised as a friendly pyro
>i start circle strafing around him, he does the same
>i stab him in the back while he's circling me
god i love this class

oh boy here i go killin again

what gun do you kiILL best with ? ? i like grenadier gun

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>>170901851
Now I want to replace the dead ringer triggered sound with Zoidberg going woop woop woop woop woop

>>170902426
Scentree

>>170902475
Haha look how fast that shpee is going!

>>170902426
foot shooter

>>170901851
I've often thought how useful it must be to disguise as a friendly while using the dead ringer, but I never do it

>>170902475
>having an unusual but not a killstreak knife
also what the fuck was that medic doing

>>170902863
I tend to use friendly disguises more if I know there's no spy on the enemy team. Either way i tend to change disguise to a proper enemy disguise once I'm deeper into their base.

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>pogo jump to wall jump
Whoever created this jump map is a monster.

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>>170902914
I have one, I just didn't equip it when I threw the loadout together.

At first he was chasing me down trying to stop me, but all it did was stifle the push him and the pyro had. On the second pass he was going low and slow waiting for somebody other than a fucking sniper to pocket. Demo would have been a good candidate if he was still alive.

Why do you care so much?

I'm decently sure he's only into people with both fur and dicks.

What if I have both ?

Then you should probably see a doctor.

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>>170902487

Page 10

Why is everyone so obsessed with vibri?

>>170900939
It is good day to be giant man

he's kinda cute

Do you stalk his tumblr?

he has a tumblr? :o

Who's vibri?

Yes. He posts daily nudes

>watching b4nny videos
>phone rings
>it's gabe newell
>"anon, we need your help. some guy in casual mode is winning. we need you and your friends to join and all pick sniper or spy"

at least the payment is good

>>170911369
every time. i hate my job

>2006
The passage of time hurts.

>>170912324
n: porchmonkey shooter
d: powered by alt-right™

>>170912324
nigger and noob killer

https://youtu.be/LMc3GPWQupE

>kids
but im 18

>>170883652
>competitivo.tf not in the OP
be sure to add it to comp sites next thread !

>>170912324
i am fucking poor shitter and can't afford ks kit

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New look for the boxing ring, might make it a bit harder for competitors, I'll have to test it.

>>170914324
if vkh can speak english well enough to not need cykapefitiv.tf, so should everybody else visiting this website

>>170915303
And we have a name

>>170912324
Pottis powe

>>170916526
I Fucking hat it when the name field doesn't auto clear, but what ever, I'm retarded.

>>170916704
It's okay Vibri.

>he deleting posts with N-WORD
>he not deleting "i love eating shit"
Nice work trannytor.

>>170915303
Too long famalamadingdong

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post your casual stats

>>170916930
"i am poor shitter and can't afford ks kit" ?

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>>170916957

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>>170916957
I got fucked over from doing the Halloween contracts

>>170916415
its one thing being able to read and do written english well and other thing to understand spoken english or speaking

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>>170916957
I switched like 5 accounts since mym and starting from scrap every time. Last one had 131 level. So i way more than 150 level technically.

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>>170916957
>tfw to inteligent to stop playing

>>170918217
you're right, but it's not that difficult once you have a basic understanding of written english
when i started using the internet i was pretty much left with english recources because there was very little information to find in my first language
i could only guess what things meant from context but learning a language can be really quick if you confront yourself enough with it
took me about 3 months to be able to watch english youtube videos and actually understand them without having to pause and look up words and i only had four years of english education before that
i don't know how well spanish speakers learn english in school, i'm guessing it's a bit worse than here
learning a language is a lot easier if you are doing it while reading or listening to something you're genuinely interested in

why do snipers cry about other snipers equiping the dds

>>170919941
because it's an anti-sniper sniper weapon
basically forces both snipers to use it for an even playing field

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>Snipers are so cancerous and even they hate each other.

How do we make The Loose Cannon fair?

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>>170916957
I don't play much.
Also I'm bad.

>>170920726
reduce/remove knockback, or make the projectile smaller

the most annoying part of that weapon is how easy it is to bounce people around

Where em i supposed to go and get my epic loadout name rolls if the janitor here is butthurt about us having fun?

>>170921215
To be fair, one of the rollers got shitty about tripfags and didn't deliver.

am i a dm bot if my best map is viaduct
i outscore the other scouts every time i play on it and i only have 60 lobbies

>>170923014
i think so
good positioning too
whats your background
tell me about your credentials

>>170923729
>good positioning
my positioning on other maps is abolutely horrible though idk if that's true

i started grinding soap dm around this time last year
played like 0.5-1 hour of it every day

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>>170916957

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>>170916957
[muffled meem in the distance

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>>170916957
I wish matches with less than 1 minute of participation time didn't count because like 70% of thse is me joining and leaving instantly

>>170920726
theres nothing wrong with it

>>170901078
how did you do the eyes?

remember when the gas jockey set just game pyro a passive 10% speed boost without needing the powerjack out?

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>tfw you shoot the floor and get 1000 kills

>>170927792
and people still didn't use it that often because the axtinguisher was better in every way back then

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>Tough Break was in 2015
thats so long ago

>>170929472
It was barely a year and a half ago, retard.

>everything in the past already happened

whoa :thoughts:

>>170929601
And in that year and a half we have gotten one major update, and that removed more than it added.

>>170930319
I'm not sure what else you expected, this game does not have a big enough playerbase to warrant more than one major update per year. Nor does it really need one.

>>170930502
especially considering the size of the dev team. it might have been bigger for tough break, but now it's a miracle that they've managed to push out any updates and have so many more on the way.

how come every time I finally manage to do a quad sync right, I go up the wrong side of the wall and end up back where I started FUCK

>>170930502
The playerbase is so low because of the lack of content.
People will play MvM over and over chasing a shiny gold gun, but no one wants to play the same 2 tours over and over again. Let alone the fact that the last MvM update was in 2014 iirc.
2015 had the abortion that invasion turned into, and thats pretty much it.
No one at valve wants to work on tf2 though as dota and cs:go have way more players. And saying "i work on dota, tge largest game on steam" is more impressive than "I work on tf2, the 4th or 5th largest game on steam".
More community made updates would help, but after the shit shows with eotl and invasion i doubt we are going to see any more community made updates.

Holy shit invasion was so bad.
Why was that allowed?

WE ARE IN THE BEAM

>>170931497
>>170931734
i wasnt playing during those updates. from what ive heard, eotl was more bad because of valve. what was wrong with invasion?

honestly, id just be happy with some new maps, hats, and weapon reskins for a community update.

>>170931734
maybe because people are constantly bitching about there being no updates so they add whatever they can

>>170931497
MvM is practically abandoned. kinda sad, even if i dont play the mode
also making casual mm, comp mm and all this kind of mediocre miscellanous modes that only have 1 or 2 maps (pass time, robot destruction) splits the playerbase further

>TF2 on release date
>ctf, 5cp and A/D modes. Few custom maps
>TF2 now
>community servers split in ctf-only players (mostly 2fort and turbine), payload-only players (mostly badwater and dustbowl), 5cp only players (who am i kidding, comp players go directly to mge or SOAP DM), and the big portion of players in trade and achivement servers, besides cp_orange scrubs)
>on top of that, half of the players are in casual instead of the serverbrowser, because they give levels or some shit and people love seeing numbers grow bigger

>>170931734
It wasn't that bad. Watergate and Byre were fun. I didn't get to play Probed during the entire update. Invasion_2fort is better than actual 2fort.

>>170932006
>half of the players are in casual instead of the serverbrowser, because they give levels or some shit and people love seeing numbers grow bigger
No. It's because it actually have good maps in it. Maps with more than 2 players, no fucking bots are ads.

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>payload
>dustbowl

>>170931734
It was on the community's side, and valve already gave it the ok and spent 2 days doing their end of things.
So they had to make back thier investment.
Of course it would have been avoided if "managers" hadn't decided to split like 60% of the profits between like 3 people with there being like 30 people on the team.
>>170931892
Yea, eotl was valve sticking fingers in pies.
Plus, saying that the team would get to make a map and some weapons, and then dropping the weapons months ahead of time but still using one and letting the map makers know when the crates started dropping that the map wasn't going to be included with the update was just fucking dumb.
Invasion was brought upon itself.
>>170932095
Thats one guy though.
What valve needs to do is assign people to games. But they still try to make it an open floor.
And i guess it works if one only looks at dota and cs:go.
But then you look at tf2.
They have a game thats 10 years old almost that they let go to waste so they can get more sheckles off of dota and cs.
Imagine the sheckles they could get if they gave tf2 the same attention.
But they seen keen on just letting it die.

>>170932006
People play casual because they don't want to filter all the achievement idle and 24/7 instant respawn servers. Also, I'm fairly indecisive and like the option of just going to one of several maps I have selected instead of having to choose between Highpass and Sunshine.

>>170931892
it kind of sucked
there were cases and all of the cosmetics were complete ass or just memes
the new weapons that were rumored turned out to be reskins
good map ruined by invasion gimmicks like exploding things and mothership sucking you in while youre trying to cap the point

then there was the player destruction meme map that was kind of fun but also nauseating

the arena map was basically unplayable because you had a cnd spy on each side all the time and round lasted for 10 minutes instead of 2

>>170932431
>Of course it would have been avoided if "managers" hadn't decided to split like 60% of the profits between like 3 people with there being like 30 people on the team.
That picture was for a single asset.

>>170932617
Yes, but according to others that was the spirit for most everything.
It was ronin and whoever trying to pretend like it was their update while not doing anything.
Which rubbed people the wrong way. Which is why there were like 16 items instead the like 50+.
People just left.

>>170932359
>ads
disable MOTDs
>bots
mass blacklist bot servers on the browser
>players
its true there arent many players, but if you find the right kind of server and invite some friends its easy to populate it

Also i kinda hate the snowball effect
>No players in community servers so i go to casual so theres even less players in community servers

https://youtu.be/1Ao6MTaGNR0 this guy comes over and slaps your killstreak's ass. What do?

>>170932525
>then there was the player destruction meme map that was kind of fun but also nauseating
I kind of like watergate
It usually plays pretty well unless people hoard beer like assholes
It's probably the closest we'll get to an official dm map now that arena has been swept under the rug

>>170932431
>>170932525
thats a shame then. i really like arena mode, and when I heard a new map had been added since i last played i thought it may have been coming back.

we need competitive versions of these gimmicky maps.

>>170934227
Would it be viable to transfer some arena maps to KOTH versions since there are arena versions of KOTH maps?

>tfw two medics on your team but no power classes

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come play, chicago server

connect 162.248.92.95:27015

>>170934542
watchtower is sort of a big awkward empty circle
lumberyard is pretty short with the point open
offblast has a lot of empty space without as much need to flank and run
that being said, there's no reason they couldnt still be made into koth maps for fun. valve should do that. it would be super easy.

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>get in a mumble lobby back when tf2lobby was a thing
>all english i knew were voice lines from counter-strike
>all my calls in the whole match are "Enemy spotted" "Fire in the hole" "Tango down" "Team fall back"

>>170920726
Take the mini crit off the double donk so it doesn't one-shot light classes. Also lower the knockback a little

I'd also like it if gabe didn't kick down your door, kidnap you, strap you into a chair in a room with a giant surround sound system pointed at you and ruin your eardrums and will to live with an 8,000,000 decibel KURR-THWUMP-TSSH every time someone somewhere on the server got a donk, that'd be pretty cool

>>170934542
>>170935404
watchtower is awful in general imo
not the gamemode's fault, just a bad map that only is kinda good aesthethically

>>170921293
If you stipulate no tripfags and the tripfag gets the number then why would that need to be delivered on? Dumbass.

If these snowflakes would just take off their gamefaqs username for just a minute they could roll for whatever autistic "funny" shitpost they wanted

>>170935667
yeah, its one of my favorite maps aesthetically. snipers become the biggest pain though. plenty of wide open spaces for them to snipe you from.

>>170935525
fucking lol

>>170935525
>be newbie med in tf2lobby
>viaduct, it was probably an average match but it seemed so high skill for pubber me
>accidentally uber an enemy spy, get like 3 assistances on my whole team before i realize

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>>170935525
at least you tried

>tfw you're the only person in your team who is wearing a hat

im going to buy a strange genuine killstreak righteous bison in anticipation of it getting un-nerfed next update.

>>170937502
>thinking anything is certain when it comes to TF2 updates

>>170937502
>Not hoarding prof ks kits for whatever you think is going to be buffed

>tfw featured briefly in mr.paladins video, as a demo
>he only put in 2 minutes from the match he played against me
>the rest of the game was him getting fucked by my pipes
>at the end of that round he even told my team i carried them to the win

mr paladin is famous why

>>170938128
>trusting australians to be honest

literally who

>>170938128
He's a shitter who's popular solely because he plays the class that most appeals to people who care about Youtube "celebrities." There's a reason he only plays pubs. The one game I did play with him all he did was bitch about drama instead if ignoring the guy antagonizing him.

>>170938287
He's a spy main on youtube who always uses the fucking diamondback and acts like it takes skill

>>170920726
Slightly slower projectile and -25% slower firerate? According to sigsegv, there's no way that kind of large cannonball supposed to move as fast as a grenade pill. It will be harder to aim for a direct properly but even a slight fusecharge will be capable of double donking.
It's pretty much fine at what it do imo. It's for uber blocking like Caber now.

>>170936975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj-_ud5ESgk

>>170920726
its already fair
its just the knockback thats strong, doubledonks itself were made harder
im actually pretty garbage with the weapon, i wish i could become better
without a doubledonk its basically a 50% damage penalty and it has a wierd delay, although the hitbox is quite bigger

>>170938513
And don't forget the dead ringer. The fucking dead ringer in every single one his videos. And then he goes "OH WHY IS THERE SO MUCH DEAD RINGER SPIES ?" WELL GUESS FUCKING WHAT YOU AUSSIE PIECE OF SHIT, YOU KEEP SHOWING EVERYONE HOW THE DEAD RINGER IS THE BEST FUCKING CRUTCH IN THE GAME AND HOW EASY IT IS TO USE TO JUST GO "WOW NOTHING HAPPENED, I TOTALLY DIDN'T FUCK UP THAT PLAY, LET'S TRY OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL I FINALLY SUCCESSFULLY ABUSE THE GAME LAGGY HITBOXES TO GET A FACESTAB ON THE MEDIC"

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>playing spy when sniper exists
For what purpose?

>>170939197
clicking heads is hard

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>>170939632
>playing low skill classes when pyro exists
For what purpose?

>>170939168
The diamondback is worse. The Dead Ringer is fine to use in my opinion as long as you practice with other watches first and don't spam it's cloak constantly and at the slighest sign of danger. But the people who use the Diamondback are on the same level as those who defend the reserve shooter, at least the Ambassador requires you to have some level of aim and doesn't let you kill a fucking heavy in two seconds.

>>170939197
Spy is more fun overall, plus you can get easy kills on snipers and kill people who would otherwise know a sniper is onto them and avoid their line of sight. Plus spy is way better at dealing with engies than sniper. In like 6's though sniper is better because there's rarely any engies and everyone is aware of every little thing that happens, though you could cause some paranoia and then just switch off.

>there are people in this thread that dont play soldier and demo
>these people play other classes, instead of the 2 best classes in the game
>these people have spent money on classes other then soldier or demo
>these people have spent time on classes that arent soldier or demo

how do you defend yourself

>>170940118
I heal soldiers and demos.

>>170940286
you live to see another day

>>170940118
meatshots

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>>170940118
>Not playing Engie.
>Not playing Scout.

While I do main Soldier, I love playing classes with shotgun primaries.

>>170940118
I play all the classes.
Git gud.

>>170940118
>playing any classes
>not just going on spectate and live through the people playing the game
I'll never understand the pleb mindset

>>170938128
Name of vid?

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>people who use the diamondback, dead ringer, and spycicle

>mfw remembering that one time I played for a highlander team and we all used pics from https://youtu.be/And-vdjC71E

Man why doesn't fun shit like that happen anymore

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>people who use black box and conch

>people

>>170940728
https://youtu.be/pjZWEirbqJo?t=7m51s

it wasnt even 2 minutes of gameplay, but considering the match time, this was the only footage he could get out of it

>>170940865
Starbomb is so shitty, I find it hard to believe people unironically enjoy it. I swear, its the sort of humor Arin used to shit all over.

>vidoegams

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>>170939748
>not going rage-Pyro when someone dominates you as anything
For what purpose?

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>Not using the Buff Banner.
>Using any other banner BESIDES the Buff Banner.

It's like you don't want to 'GIVE EM HELL BOYS'.

>>170941341
>Cant use custom models in Valve servers

ITS NOT FAIR

>>170941398
>not using the battalion's backup and confusing 80% of the server

>>170941398
>It's like you don't want to GIVE'EM HELL BOYS
I'm using the buff banner the rest of this week because of that post.

>>170940118
i play all the classes,
except sniper because i suck at it
but i excel as the 6s classes
>>170940881
Shadowburn used to do this as pocket

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Is he right?

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powerhouse is exhausting

>>170942582
>not even 2.0 kdr

lmao what a shitter

>>170942727
pubs are hard

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>>170942582
this guy again?

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>>170942727
>farming KD against shitters
>not going against people at least as good as you or better
permashitter detected

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powis

i always join good servers to get shat on but i never improve. what im doing wrong

>>170942563
he's right about it not needing fire resistance, but he's trying to deflect criticism by saying "oh buh buh there's OTHER crutches in the game too!"

the dead ringer only fools people who just installed, the dead ringer's most common use is an escape tool for when you fuck up

>>170942582
>more deaths than doms
to be fair it looks like half of your team had more deaths than damage

>>170943020
small world
2 people on my team spent the entire game accusing him of hacking
one guy accused a medic of having "long reach hacks" too

>>170943186
1.- Disable mouse acceleration
2.- Lower your sensitivity
3.- If your mouse gets "stuck" with fast moves consider upgrading
4.- Make sure you get a decent framerate (at least 125 fps at all times and never bellow that)
5.- Check if your screen can do 75 Hz. Its not much but better than 60 Hz. Might require lowering the resolution.
5.- Play more TF2

>>170943180
are those goat feet?
why is there no gunboats cosmetic that makes soldier turn into satan?

How good is the crusader's crossbow as of now?

Is it still good?

>>170944227
literally the best medic primary.

>>170944227
it's still THE medic primary but according to bfournny that could change after the pyro update

>>170944227
Most OP medic primary

>>170887240
>2017
>capping on hightower

I eat shit

Drink the pee pee

>>170945467
ty vibri.

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>>170945467

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>>170945782
Sweet sweet JPEG compression

>community hightower servers are almost dead
>valve servers have infinitely long respawn times
JUST

>>170946104
just dont die then you wont have to respawn lol

>>170946104
>wanting to play hightower

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>open server browser
>literally hundreds of trade/deathrun/24\7/prophunt trash servers
>any server that has an actual map rotation only have 2-3 people on them with 16 or so bots or is void of life
I JUST WANT TO PLAY TF2 WITH MODS INSTALLED PLEASE

hey

>>170946453
Prop hunt is fun

>>170944227
Same as its been since inception as the go to med primary. Even better now that it allows to build uber, which i hope doesnt change.

I keep rewatching STAR_'s TF2 videos because I have nothing better to do

>>170946104
>Complaining about respawn times
lmao git gud

>>170947367
Why not play Team Fortress 2?

>>170947290
Except that not too long ago, stock used to be perfectly viable. Then they kept piling buffs on the crossbow for whatever reason.

How do I improve my sniper aim?

>>170948078
lower sensitivity
rename ur rifle something gay
play osu

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>>170885738
meme me up, scotty

>>170948180
Does playing Osu really help? Is this where the "anime avatars are good at shooting games" meme comes from?

>>170942563
Yes, ACETM is right.

>>170948818
He's lying, he's just trying to recruit you to the degenerate side

Don't fall for it

>>170949234
It's just a rhythm game, though. Also, there are a lot of songs from things other than anime, as well.

>>170940118
My professional killstreak strange funslinger has almost 8000 kills on it, and nearly 10k assists

>>170948818
yes to both questions

>>170949303
I won't fall for your tricks, weeaboo. It's a degenerate anime game

>>170949519
>Degenerate anime game
>Literally all you do is click on circles set to music
???

>>170947510
Stock was only useful for holding S and M1 down a corridor and watch retards follow you into a stream of needles.

>>170944227
It topped the blutsauger when Valve gave it the ability to build up to 5% über from healing your targets

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>>170949568
Ok ok, well let's go to Google Images and see what shows up when you search "Osu!"

Edit: Woah, look at all this weeb trash. I thought it was just a rhythm game. What's with all the anime?

Oh, yeah. It's cause it's a degenerate anime game after all

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>>170949626
>>170944303
>>170944330
>>170947290

>best Medic primary
>encourages shitter Medics in pubs to stop healing with the medigun and proceed to miss point-blank arrows for 5 minutes until he hits one then go back to using the actual fucking beam

>>170949767
There's only like 5 anime images there, dude. Stop kneejerking, your bait is weak today.

>>170949874
Yep, keep telling yourself that. Keep denying it

"Oh, but muh rhythm songs"

Nah, you're a weebaoo

How about that Team Fortress 2, though?

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>>170948526
Not him, but I'm digging your loadout so I did one for you.

>>170949767
>Oklahoma state university
>Ohio state university
>The game's logo
>Weebshit

Seems about right

Why did pottis get deleted, but Viva posts stayed?

Hey guys, long time listener, first time poster

Who are the MJI and what are they? Who's in it and how exactly do I join it? They, as in /tf2g/, say they're a major circlejerk

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>>170950461
A ton of degenerate NEET weeaboos
A ton of degenerate NEET weeaboos
Be a degenerate NEET weeaboo

>>170950523
when did you get unbanned

>>170950676
I haven't been banned in ages

>>170950784
get that ass banned

>>170950461
You could apply for the Michigan Jewish Institute online, but it appears they closed down last year. Sorry :/

>>170950461
>Five months until SGDQ
>Bonesaw might be back
I honestly can't wait

>>170949837
>Saying this as if any other primary is better than one that actually heals teammates and hurts enemies.

So you rather see shitter medics pull out their blutsauger and 1v1 a reving heavy?

Shut up, frog poster.

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>>170950946
>So you rather see shitter medics pull out their blutsauger and 1v1 a reving heavy?

At least at that point I would realize he's a retarded battle medic and is possibly doing damage, and I could switch to Medic to provide heals. Shitter crossbow users literally just miss endlessly until they get an epic arrow heal and maybe medigun you for about a second until the crossbow's reloaded and fucking nothing at all gets accomplished. Yet you keep holding out for him to realize he will not stop fucking up and maybe switch to primarily medigun heals but no it never happens

Shut up, cock fag.

dumb frogposter

>I'm bad at the crossbow, therefore everyone who uses it is also bad
Dumb frogposter.

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>>170951249
>Just because some people can't properly use the weapon means that it's a bad weapon.

Uh..

So what's your point? You get pissy when you see a medic pull out their primary? At least with crossbow, they'll learn how to use it to it's full potential.

They're playing medic, the cuck of all classes, I'm sure they'll put some effort into learning the mechanics.

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>>170951591
>assumptions

>>170951678
>So what's your point? You get pissy when you see a medic pull out their primary? At least with crossbow, they'll learn how to use it to it's full potential.

The point, if you had read, is that the worst of the worst are worse with the crossbow then the blut and it's terrible to deal with.

>They're playing medic, the cuck of all classes, I'm sure they'll put some effort into learning the mechanics.

That's where you're wrong

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>>170951963
So, in your opinion, what's the best primary for the medic?

The crossbow literally has no downsides other than it being a learning curve for medics.

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>>170952109
the crossbow of course, I just wanted to share an experience with bad pub medics and then all the medicucks jumped on it

>crossbow is a straight downgrade because you have to aim

>direct hit is a straight downgrade because you have to aim

>sniper rifle is a terrible weapon because you have to aim

how to spot a fucking retarded idiot lmoa

Why do so many people want to nerf the sniper rifle? Outside of unlocks, aren't scout and sniper considered the two most balanced classes?

>>170952391
says the frog poster

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>>170952391
I guess.

>>170950125
nice, thanks lad
looks great

>>170950125
>tfw a veterinary assistant at my local zoo
>tfw i've seen bear dick before

Bears have literal microdicks, pencil thin and short

>>170954063
u must be a bear then xD

>>170954063
I think humans have one of the biggest dick:body proportion in the animal kingdom. Which is why it looks like most other species are dicklets.

>>170954063
I think he meant bear as in a hairy muscular gay.

>>170948078
track and be patient!

>>170954219
horse cocks are pretty big

>>170955567
So are horses.

>>170955567
>>170954219
>>170954063
welcome to /tf2g/, where we discuss animal dicks

>>170956170
Nice.

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What do, boys?

>>170956621
Bad hat that only looks good with the set it's made for. No.

>people will pay so much for a gold weapon
this is why i play mvm

>>170956621
do not

>>170957050
Just get a job, nerd.

>>170956621
Do not.

Also, why the fuck do ""histories"" matter so much?

>>170919186
>nearly 5:1 K:D
Nigga how
I was at 2.93 a few days ago, but some terribly one-sided matches wound me up down to 2.75.

>>170956170
OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED

>>170957438
Less chance of it being scammed.

>>170957567
I'm struggling to even reach a 2.0 k/d. I'm not good at video games. Also, I get the feeling that all those people with level like 100+ in 200~300 games must only play payload or other point farming modes.

I have just below a 2:1 KD but I play support/medic a lot so it's excusable. Only 850 hours too so I'm rather proud of how much I've improved at the game

>>170956621
bag him

>>170957845
I proud of you too cutie

>>170956716
>>170957096
>>170957438
>>170957895
Gotchu. Thanks, boys. Declined the heck out of it

>>170957438
Clean hats have better chances at selling. A trader wouldn't wanna buy a hat with 30 people in the history. Non duped, no scammers has the chance at selling for full price. Sellers can ask for more

>>170957845
Playing spy/funslinger/pyro has dragged my k/d way down. I can also barely manage a 1:1 k/d whenever I play scout. I get a consistent 3~4:1 k/d whenever I play soldier or demo, though.

>>170956621
delete your backpack

>>170949837
>im bad at med and cant hit arrows so that means everyone else is the same as me and should never ever pull the bow out

Play med more or stop posting about it, you get one choice.

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Which strange parts are good for a shotgun?

I'm thinking either revenge kills or unusual players killed.

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I expect a memed mann by the time I arise from my slumber tomorrow

>>170959271
low health kills & point-blank kills
>ever getting revenge kills
howbad.ru

>>170959692
epic. simply epic.

>>170959692
I'm on there twice!

is there a way to make profit crafting pro killstreak kits or am i wasting my time

Yes.

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>>170916957

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Competitive TF2 will never be taken seriously

>>170927792
remember when the powerjack was good instead of just being pyro's-escape-plan-but-better?

>>170960631
surely you jest

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>he doesnt topscore every round
>even when hes fucking around

>matched into overseas server
>go australian clicking man
>get shots so sick the NATO calls for an emergency quarantine
>five people on the other team switch to sniper and spy just to get to me
>laggy as fuck so backstabs miss, medic is kind enough to top me off after every bodyshot
>bazaar bargain reaches 999 kills
>switch to stock
>carry game to victory
ez pez

also apparently someone is trying to ddos me haha what the fuck

>>170956170
>"Treat Me Like Your Whore <3"

Do healsluts actually exist in tf2? I can't get off to the thought of being a tall masochistic nazi

How should the diamondback be nerfed? I'd say to give it a 40% slower firing speed and to only allow it to hold up to 5 crits.

>>170962449
Remove free crits.

>>170962449
can't crit while disguised and 20% slower firing speed

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>>170916957
I main Medic, because I'm a sadist who welcomes death with open arms.

>>170962739
Dang, that's a lot less healing than me in 10x as many games

What happened?

>>170963113
Sometimes I need to go Feet Shooter Man or Demonstrations Man to carry retards, so little healing man takes a backseat.