/pdg/ - Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

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first for jacket

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

>>170853269
ARE YOU GONNA POST THIS IN EVERY THREAD
The best main menu theme is This Is Our Time

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>Big Oil challenge
>How bad could it be? The only requirement is to put in the right engine las-
>Everyone DC's from the host, and I scramble back in.
>When we get the lab open, one of the monitors gets shot
>Host has to pick the engine half blind
>Narrows it down to a coin flip
>They start feeding wrong ones in to the chopper
>I point out they could pick the coinflip NOW and save us time
>Host picks the engine with a fishy looking PSI and literally recites a holy prayer to Gaben
>Held breaths
>It was the wrong engine, and the challenge can continue
>One cuck now DC's. We try to keep his spot open, but he's offline on steam.
>Red had just infamied, and keeping him alive when he's made of paper was proving to be a challenge on such a drawn out heist.
>The length of this process starts to make us delirious
>We're playing with the correct engine trying to perch it on a log perfectly in boredom.
>Host is clearly losing it. I was firing my explosive crossbow at his feet, but he thought his jumps were exploding.
>Finally the last engine, but I sneak off back to the lab and pretend to poke around
>"Hey host, are you sure that's the right engine? You forgot one down here"
>All three player outlines at the airstrip freeze in place then rush to the mansion at a sprint.
>They hit the stairs at full sprint, and the power goes out that instant
>They can't see shit in the lab
>"I was joking."

I'm lucky I wasn't kicked for that.

Never again.

tfw no scalie bf

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>>170853580
I played Big Oil like one time, so idk what the fuck is going on here and it sounds pretty bad

>>170853908
die

>>170853956
Big Oil Weekly currently up. On the second day, you normally go down to the lab and use a series of clues in the level to determine which engine among two rooms full of them is the right one to steal. If you fail, you have to wait for the chopper and try again.

The intention of the challenge is to fail on purpose till the correct engine is the only one left. Then you put that one in. This takes fucking forever because you have to wait for the chopper each time.

>>170854435
Why do you subject yourself to such terrible grinding?

>>170854372
>He doesn't want a cute lizardman husband to share his body heat with
Fucking faggot

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>>170854726

>>170855009
>not having the mega version

>>170855092
I only got this game last month.

What does it look like?

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>>170855195

>>170855009
>>170855339
>Stealth_vs_loud.png

>>170855339
>thumbnail

>>170855339
>Limited time DLC
Dang.

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>>170856052
>tfw dlc unlocker

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>DMR-16
>OD viable

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green bridge this week

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>>170856476
smd stupid dumb shitter nigger

>>170856286
Jojo?

>>170858910
not him, but yes

>>170859581
That's not a JoJo that's Dio

>>170858326
heat street this week

green bridge this Thursday

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Almir doing Varg face for maximum /pdg/ memeage when

>>170865103
stop using DLC Unlocker

>>170865103
this Thursday

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>>170865216
stop playing wolf

I stopped playing this in mid 2015. How is the game now?

>>170865968
Terribly unbalanced

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>>170865968
Man, what the fuck do you care?

>>170866060
does anyone still use the MG42?
back when I played nothing was more fun than sprinting around at Google street view speeds and spraying bullets everywhere

>>170866121
anything happen to the story? we killed the traitor... then what?

I haven't played Payday since 1992 what did I miss

>>170866638
Not much, just crates and next gen console version

I haven't played video games what did I miss

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>>170866638
>>170866759
stop mocking me right now

>>170866265
It's hard to say weapon wise. The game balance is THAT atrocious. BOWS DO MORE DAMAGE THAN BULLETS. THEY DO LIKE 2K A POP. A GENERIC SNIPER DOES ABOUT 300.

Story wise, Overkill ditched it. We aren't anywhere close to finding out about Jiro's son and it's be over half a year.

However, in the new safehouse, Vlad is in it now and Dragan is talking to someone on the phone in Croatian outside. With the supposed Heat Street classic heust, he could be the traitor to replace Matt

>>170866759
I haven't played in 261432 seconds what did I miss

I haven't played this game at all
What did I miss

>>170865968
>>170866265
>i quit in mid 2015
>sprinting with lmg
why do you lie on the internet, anon?
in mid 2015 nobody was sprinting with lmgs because they still had the 40% movement penalty

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>>170868102
to me, 40% movement penalty meant 40% more time to spray a target at close range

>>170868569
>implying you could get close

I wiped my computer and I now realize that I didn't back up my PD2 savefile/didn't cloudsave it.

How do I edit my savefile to get me back to where I was? (Infamy 4, like level 70, a shit ton of attachments)

>>170869956
> Download DLC unlocker
> Manually exp yourself to level 4-70
> Uninstall it
Cheevos should be saved by Steam instantly and permanently

>>170869956
Cheat

>>170870424
DLC unlocker just...unlocks the DLC. There's no menu or anything for editing stats.
I'm a good enough goy that I already have most of the DLC.

>>170870496
With what tool?

>>170869956
>not even V-100
Just start over, you didn't lose anything.

The game checks your Steam achievements so you don't have to worry about losing DLC achievement mods and playing Hoxton.

You are a bit fucked on difficulty masks but you can easily just finish all DW and under masks by pubbing DW lobbies with the new changes.

>>170871173
Pirate perfection

>>170871173
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jfHhmn4dy7Q this dlc unlocker is an easy drag n drop and gives the option to bind a key to let you reach level 100 in each infamy in the press of a button. It is easy to install/uninstall

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>>170869956
>Infamy 4, like level 70
>a shit ton of attachments
Somehow I doubt that.

>>170872189
Obviously I need to make up cover story on an anonymous taiwenese sweatshop forum.

By shit ton, I mean "Enough that making a new gun is not an issue ever"

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>>170874974
Holy fuck I love this

Meth batch complete

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>look up dallas without nsfw filter because no one draws porn of this game
>find bain with his dick out instead
i just want fucking art goddamn

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>go back to Payday The Heist after a few years because it has a lot less bullshit than PD2
>no skills, no meta, no weapon mods, just shoot dudes
>hear about DORHUD
>can use it to increase corpose amount, hide the crosshair and other cool stuff
>that's great
>join the Steam group for it
>apparently there's some kind of civil war going on between the guy who made the mod and some other people
>I just wanted to play video games

DorentuZ if you're here you need to chill out dude.

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>>170876192
>look up dallas without nsfw filter >find bain with his dick out instead

MEMES

>>170880459
That looks like it came from a lewd game.

>>170880843
It's not
Don't get your hopes up

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>>170881514

>all melee does 30 damage now

so, what's the best melee to use in tandem with bloodthirst, now?
Is it even worth it to take bloodthirst with its damage being halved?

>>170882938
Yes, you will suddenly 1 poke kill

Yes, you will suddenly GET THE FUCK UP

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It's beautiful...

>>170887328
What the fuck

>>170887328
>Modding community item
Where is the one that gives 100 to everything

>Go to a random OVK pub
>Host is XXV-100
>Private profile
>Using Clover
>Using NGBTO
>Using better bots
>Using carry stacker
>Cheated skill points not all the shit maxed but still
>Also tagged as a cheater/bad goy

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>>170890217
>NGBTO on OVK
Did they updated that mod to say NGBTMH and NGBTDW?

/pdg/ Big Lobby WHEN

https://youtu.be/AZmkr1OE-Co

holy shit my sides

>study nanotech at uni
>doing material characterisation
>get informed that our lab's electronic microscope costed around 1.5 milion € (~2.25 million $ if I am not mistaken)
Lab equipment heist when

>>170892843
Underage ban

>>170892843
>youtube poop
>in current year

>>170887328
now i want to reinstall postal 2

YOU CAN REST WHEN THE GAME IS DEAD

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Could someone tell me what are the breakpoints for tans/tazers/medics for Death Wish/One Down respectively? I haven't played the game in a while and I wanna see if I need aced silent killer or not for DMR's right now.

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>>170851781
>mfw seeing hoxton's ponytail when using balacalava

>>170900921
Anything with silent shitter and memezerker both aced and overkill(TM) basic if you're into the goliath, street sweeper or shotguns in general.

>>170901052
I said DMR's. However, I do enjoy Commando 553 with crits too.
I suppose memezerker is a must, then? Guess it should work like a charm with Anarchist+LBV.

>>170900921
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=805803819

>>170900921
Meow is cute!

>>170901453
I see, you need 191 dmg for two-shotting tans? Pricey, but doable.
What about crits, is there some page explaining how much dmg crits do? Kinda wanna know for Commando 553.

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>>170801423
>>170801562
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>>170901823
Long guide

Basically crits do headshot's damage without the perk deck boost

>>170893172
Electron Microscopes are one of those things that you can't really flip, so while they're super expensive, they aren't worth stealing.

>>170874974
Whats this a reference too?

>>170903641
>too

>>170887328
BUTTSAUCE

One day I gonna be able to create a weapon/skill build that let's me one shot tans using automatic weapons on OD and then you'll be sorry

>>170907963
No you won't.

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>>170907963
Here's a guide, crits oneshot tans

Also crossbows are considered auto weapons too and BE works with them, so it's a oneshot weapon too

>>170908346
What if I used this build with>>170858482
?

>>170908882
>concealment 0
It wouldn't work at all

r8 one down build
http://pd2tools.com/l/64cb0a5b7b019b95e6a766395c311060

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>>170909428
>suit Anarchist

>>170909428
I'm not clicking that link

6 decides what link I click

>>170858482
Which weapon is that, even?

>>170910346
Click this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adJ1PcRE0j8

>>170910629
AMR, look at the fire rate

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>>170909007
Yeah I just realized as I made that post but 4chan doesn't let you delete posts that fast

>>170910313
>he doesn't know

>>170912620
What anime is this?

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>>170912884
Grim adventures of Dexter and DeeDee

>>170912884
star vs the forces of evil

its a burger cartoon I think

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>>170880459
>>170880843
If any anons make Sydney in AA2, post results.

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>>170913956
Ye das it

>>170900921
Just use the GL40 and china puff in the same loadout. You will thank me later.

>>170913979
is sydney a boy?

>>170914517
>sit on my dick
No she's a girl with a penis

What's so good about the chinapuff and why should I use it over the rpg

>>170914584
I can respect that

carry on, girl with dicc

>>170914736
China gets has ammo pickup
RPG does not

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DALLAAAAAAAS, YOU'VE GOTTA HELP ME

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

I NEEEEEEEEED A SUCC

>>170918160
>he posts the same stale bait every thread
What's your excuse?

>>170918164
Site on my dick

GREAT SAUCHIEHALL STREET, HERE WE COME

ARGH, I'M DYING! SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG!

Let's play OD

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it's rather conspishuous

page 10 ya fuckwits

>>170919975
Meme difficulty.

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Oh god

>>170926251
t.shitter

>>170926331
It requires less effort to maximize effectiveness in OD than it does in DW.

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why do they keep jacket in a cage in the basement

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>>170926309
I liked his voice acting in alpha footage of the game. May have been more fitting for Dallas than AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>>170926632
where else would you keep a chicken

>>170926450
That's because OD cops down you in half a second so you have less options

That's what makes it harder and not for mad scrubs like you

>>170927034
Dallas is a canon chainsmoker, his current voice in the games is perfect
Also don't pretend you don't like his medicbag scream

>>170927308
I've done all the heists on OD once, and I'll never do them again. It's boring as shit.

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>>170927175
in my arms

>>170928008
that's gay dude

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post jacket

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>>170929632

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>>170929632

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>>170929632
-"WAKE UP"

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>>170929632

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>>170928456
jacket is a nice dude with some issues and I want to express my appreciation and so what if it's more than incidentally homosexual
>>170929632
i hope he shows up in payday 3 since dennaton told everyone to fuck off about hm3

>>170927490
That just shows its still harder what's your point

>>170887634
The one where you just edit lua values

So body expertise aced now is 100% of the HS damage bonus is applied to body shots.
This means that body shots do the same damage as headshots?

>>170933384
Yes
However this should only be used for OD. Any other difficulty and this skill is not completely required.
It can also only be done with auto weps

>>170933570
Why shouldn't I use it for not-OD?
It makes killing dudes easier, and I have plenty of points to spare and infamy 5

>>170931265
That OD is a meme difficulty.

Is it worth it to use a DLC unlocker?

>>170935468
If you play primarily alone, with friends, or as a host, yes.
If no, no.

>>170934779
Well my personal reasoning is that on none OD difficulties you don't get downed in half a second of being exposed so you should have enough time to pop niggas in the skull

Then again, the new skill layout makes all essential skills like Inspired Aced very easy to get. So if you had BE Aced in my lobby I wouldn't mind
>>170935468
Yes- you don't get vac banned, you get every single dlc for free, giving you more options to beat harder difficulties. Literally the ONLY downside is that you can't normally join heists, but you should be hosting your own to begin with

>>170935468
You will never be able to pub for the real meme experience and you end on a degenerate way of life like >>170890217

Expect to get kicked from your friends games for having a cheater tag

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>Handguns require 16 points for the essential reload speed and fire rate bonuses
>SMGs only need six to be on the same level or better
I don't want to sacrifice skills essential to my build just so I can have a cool sidearm. Fucking Overkill.

>>170936056
>SMG need only 6
Which ones

>>170936056
SMG Master Race
Fithy Pistol Peasent

>>170936138
http://pd2tools.com/l/bb27c04f0412fd46d1a207525a928841
It was actually 12
Still a shitty deal with how terrible pistols are in comparison to rifles/SMGs.

>>170936447
>On singlefire mode
Unless its the CR 805B or the Krinkov this shit is fucking retarded

>>170936692
>Unless it's the best SMGs
Auto fire is only somewhat useful for dozers, and those are incidental.

Is there a gagecoins standalone? I hate the retarded RNG system for getting attachments, and I'd rather just spawn in attachments as I need them without having a full cheat-suite installed or without the other features of goonmod.

>>170938050
desu I only use Goonmod to get the mods for free, the dude that made Goonmod is working for OVK and he is the one that added "continental coins", it overrides the name of gage coins but you can still change the price and get them for 0

Also
>Not having your goonmod fixed

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>>170927034
>EXTREMELY LEWD

>>170938181
How do you override the continental coin pricing to 0? Goonmod is just crashing anytime I open up weapon customization

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>>170927034
YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHERFUCKERS

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>>170939680
>Goonmod is just crashing anytime I open up weapon customization

>NOT HAVING YOUR GOONMOD FIXED

Look for the mod_shop.lua file and open as text, change the price of pic related to by setting all the numbers to 0 and done

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Yes I know, potato dragan

>>170940656
Alright, how do I fix my goonmod? Google tells me nothing, same with the crashlog.

I know how to edit the mod_shop file

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>>170926632
>tfw jacket will never abuse you
why even live

>>170931249
why complain about HM3 when there is a modable level editor

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>>170942068
>tfw you will never fucking butcher jacket

>>170940737
Dallas Chains & Hoxton are hot af

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>>170942307
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post

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>>170942307
delete this

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>>170942307
why would you kill the good guys you monster ?!

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>>170942583
>>170942617
>>170942721
>>170942786
I CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK

>>170942786
These guys killed thousands of cops

>>170942307
>wick is in debt with them, after the continental incident
>wick can still save them
>Tony FOKIN Montana is in debt with them
>Tony FOKIN Montana can still save them
>Sydney, being the tumblr bitch she is, will not let her ship die
>Sydney saves Jacket and Chains, and then they help the rest
>>170942920
whoops, nevermind

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>>170942583
I don't think they ever did a photoshoot with hoxtons live action actor, sadly
This is as good as you're going to get
The only worry here is who to jump on first

>>170943068
>forgetting that bonnie has cunningly disguised herself as a pig by wearing her usual clothes and just laying still with the rest of the porkers, waiting to pounce and murder everyone
I actually love bonnie just as a disclaimer

>>170942307
>>170942920
i accidentally found this artists porn blog and it was fucking disgusting
also delet this

>>170942923
cops aren't people

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>>170943247
Haven't they done requests for here before? I think their imgur gallery was made specifically so we could find the sokol porn without going through the rest of their shit
I want to see the rest

>>170943081
that will do i guess
i want THEM to jump on me

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>>170942923
They were touching my cash money. Rules of nature.

>join one down game
>they ask me to bring med bag even though they already have 4
>tell them they should have enough
>kicked

Was I in the wrong?

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>>170943357
you best be taking that back right now boy

tfw no cloaker bf

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>>170943876
tfw no cloaker tinderwood

>>170943876
Sit on my dick, cloaker

>>170943213
>bain hastly gets his contact from an italian mafia family
>31 year old
>he treats them just in the nick of time
>GIORNO GIOVANNA

>>170943738
>no jojo heister
FUCKING OVERKILL

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>>170943738
>>170944025
nice

>>170944160
>>170944025
>inb4 the heisters were sleeping slaves to fate all along

>>170943738
>>170944025
>>170944139
>>170944160
Jojo reference?

>>170940656
>>170940980
I "fixed" it.
For posterity, replace contents blackmarketgui.lua with http://pastebin.com/7FgWzAXd and enable weapon visual customization. The crash is caused by the skin preview loading the skins you don't own, and enabling weapon visual customization and restarting will stop these skin previews from loading. You don't need the assets for the visual customization, unless you actually want to use it.

Suck my dick

>>170943542
No those guys suck

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Thinking of jojo, I want cavalry police
Only spawn on the big open areas but can charge you if you go out of cover
Panic causes damage all round the horse in a small aoe
extra armour I guess?
I think it might be fun

>>170943376
what, like their nasty pd art?
it's lazy-anus.tumblr.com

>>170943876
>be cloacker
>bully heister all day long
>get home
>bully bf
>>170944485
canadian heist
Diego best boi

>>170944315
But can you use the mutators? :^)

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>>170944561
Oh hell yes this is exactly what I was looking for
They know my every fetish exactly hot damn
>>170944732
I need a Diego Statue Legend
I also need a Doppio one
And I need to find Prosciutto for a price less than £100 fuck I need grateful dead it's so cool and his outfit is absolute kino

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>>170944561
ty man

The thread is alive, but at what cost?
>>170944485
Stealing jesus' corpse
While you are carrying it you get a bonus 30 dodge

>>170944981
exclusive heist track by Soul'd Out

>>170944981
jojofags made the OD meta in that heist become sneaky bass + rogue + trainspotting aced

>>170944851
You mean the mutators that are in the base game?
Yeah.

I don't care about the mutators. It's purely for the free attachments. (^:

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>>170945757
>Not having Goonmod fixed
Fuck off autist

>>170945146
>someone actually put wake up people and magenta magenta on youtube
I'm so glad, they're really great tracks
I fucking love soul'd out I wish his CD's weren't upwards of 80 dollary doos

>>170943376
>>170944868
>>170944980
I still do requests here if I'm summoned =^) Just tell me what you want and I'll see what I can do.

>>170946325
dallas lewds

>>170946189
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8jeS32zY0aTptZi8kwUQXQ

>>170946384
>>170946325
the least lewd dallas (dallas in an ICTV)

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>>170944561
>TFW inspired 10% of the Payday drawings with my mediocre writing skills via RP

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>>170946325
Something with the medic performing graphic first aid on a heister/cop after they get taken into custody/fucked up
Or bulldozer with the crotch armour removed

>>170946325
Jacket cock jokes

>>170946325
Jacket raping a cloacker (no goru / filth pls)

>>170946143
>autistically guarding the secret to a "fixed" goonmod
>calling anyone else autistic

pot, kettle, black

>using goonmod at all
whats the point when all the features are in the game?
>muh gagecoins
just use pirateperfection nigga

>>170946953
PP doesnt give weapon mods If I remember

>>170946325
I'VE GOT IT
The single greatest idea I will produce in my life: drilling into an asshole with a broke dick piece of shit drill

>>170946325
Dozer without armor suit

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Dozer is not for sexual.

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>>170947993
leave dozer alone

>>170947993
Dozer is for BE aced

>>170946384
ok
>>170946765
i'll do both of these eventually!
>>170946839
i did one already (year of the cock)
>>170946879
you're weak
>>170947027
what good is a drilldo if it doesn't work?
>>170947573
but the armor is hot.
>>170947993
the dozer IS for sexual

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give me one fucking reason why i shouldn't ever pick tony

>>170949678
because chains is available

>>170949678
Because I picked him first

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>>170950104
>>170949678
I'm hosting, so I have priority over you 2

>>170950241
>they didn't make his weapon a special m16

i'm still fucking mad

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>>170946879
>not jacket getting raped by a cloaker

>>170950337
>they didn't make his weapon a m16 with a grenade launcher mod

also
>hoxton's revenge
>hector awkwardly says the line with tony there

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>>170947000
It does, unlocks everything last I used it (free version). Don't know if you can unlock a specific mod or how many you want of it, never bothered to try.

>>170950509
Unlocking =/= Giving mods

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lol

>>170943542
90% of the time, yes you are wrong. Most one down builds are ammo self-sufficient and you need medpacks to make up for your teams mistakes. To put it simply if it's a team you know you don't need as many. If it's a pub one down, everybody should have maxed medbags.

NEW
DIFFICULTY
WHEN

>>170951670
Use the mutators.

>>170951670
for what purpose?

>>170951670
cute that you think the game isnt on its way out the door

>>170951912
i wonder if they'll keep all the shit from payday 2 to payday 3

imagine if fucking jacket is not included

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>>170952026
>imagine if jacket is not included

>>170952026
Don't expect any of the heisters to stay.

In fact, don't be surprised if OVK tries to pull another Old Gang / New Gang switcheroo leading to a Payday Gang Breakout 2+ years after PD3 comes out of beta.

>>170949291
wicked
I shall be watching with interest

>>170947993
big guy

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>>170952498
>Announg PAYDAY 3™
>Melissa Mccarthy as Dallas, the leader
>Leslie Jones as Chains, the street-smart one
>Georgia van Cuylenberg reprising her role as Sydney, the wild card
>Kristen Wiig as Clover, the other one

>>170953797
This is the foulest thing I've ever seen posted on this site

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>yfw gensec heist soon

I just got back at this, and I noticed way less cameras, what happened?

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>>170953797
jesus wept

>>170954120
Never ever

Heat Street and Pickle Bridge coming soon

>>170954131
They are the same

>>170954131
They're undergoing maintenance

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>>170953797

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Introducing the new Payday gang for PD3
CHEERLEADER AS DALLAS
SO AND SO AS CHAINS
WHATSHERFACE AS HOXTON
THE UGLY ONE AS WOLF

>>170954587
me on the right

>>170954587
Me on the middle

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>>170954587
>the ugly one as wolf
wolf is cute fucking dummy

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>2017
>not running a crit flamethrower build

also what's up with OVK being so biased towards taurus' guns?

>>170954324
>Overkill
>Jewerly store
>No CCTV
????

>>170955596
>running

>>170955975
???????????????????????

>>170955947
Ukranian is the one with cameras

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>>170953797
>None of the gang is the same
>Except Sydney

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name my band /b/

>>170957532
Sokol + Balaclava Edition

>>170957532
The meat flute quartet

>>170957532
ruskie and the toasters

>>170957532
PPP
Potato Powered Pride

>>170957532
>>170958070
Potato Inside

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why should i run armor when dodge exists?

>>170959046
>run
That's not the right word.

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>>170959046
>run

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what build should i use for grinder apart from fully loaded molotov spam?

>>170959046
>video game terminology

>>170959723
Is that fucking Dragoon86?

>>170960857
don't think so, artstyle is different

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>>170959723
>sfur

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>>170961208
>gfur
>hfur
>tfur

>>170961103
Crap. Maybe Wolflong, not sure. Resembles a bit on the artstyle, but hard to work on such limited frame.

>>170961208
>>170961328
speak english please

>>170961328
Gfur is high art.

>>170961370
artist is rmtwo, found it

>>170961523
so is sfur nigger what's your point

>>170961560
Sfur is literally trash.

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>>170961786
have you considered not everyone is a flaming homosexual like you

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what did he mean by this?

>>170961924
Their shit taste isn't worth consideration.

>>170962272
>bodhi
Not surprising at all

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>>170962413

>>170962272
This reminds me of one of those /pdg/ memes where the contractor looks at a dumb player's comment condescendingly

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>>170962748

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>shitter joins loud only heist and asks if it's stealth
>I say yes
>he joins
>WTF THIS ISN'T STEALTH
>mfw watching him get downed 3 times instantly and then leaving

>>170965179
devilish

how do i gambler fampaitachis?

>>170965975
use BE

And stay away from my games.

>>170965975
dumbass you take hostage taker with it and pick up ammo every 4 seconds and be useless because every shitter uses anarchist frenzerker

I was reading old vg archived /pdg/ threads from 2015 and remembering the good old days

>>170966357
rude???

>>170959723
sauce?

>>170966364
Redpill me on anarchist frenzerker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1MkPwXAxho

>>170966364
Every shitter uses SK crit auto DMR meme builds
See: /pdg/

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>>170962748
Yep that stuff

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>tfw all four of my friends stopped messaging me weeks ago
guess i'll just do solo stealth forever

>>170970143
If you don't mind dlc unlockers, I would play with you

>yfw you just can't fix the leaking pipes on counterfeit and do an honest job for an honest salary.

>>170975131
>Fucked them up on purpose to return with an excuse

>>170968551
When it first came out, Quality Overkill Programming made it give like a 75% damage reduction or something retarded so if you used ICTV Anarchist Frenzy you got 400 armor and all that damage reduction. Now it's ok with ICTV or LBV but don't take advice from idiots who use it with suit

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Shotgun weapon pack:

>>170977564
J-john wick heist pls

>>170976082
It's not even okay with the ICTV, for that use Armorer.

That said, you can shred cops with Anarchist and a LBV on Deathwish with a proper build.

>>170977564
>See codes
>Get excited
>Prosuct already owned

>>170977564
Gib Tony plz.

>>170977564
oh shit you awake?

>>170977564
You have any Sydney or Scarface character codes?

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>>170978349

Yes?

Sydney codes.

>>170978916
Awesome! finally i can play with more armor.

>>170978916
I give you unlimited trannies (http://freecitiesblog.blogspot.com/) for Tony.

>>170978916
>>170978916
How about some Jiro characters pack?

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>>170978916
>>170977564
Stop giving dlc codes no one gives a shit about

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>>170853908

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>>170984497

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>>170985097

>>170978916
source on that pic?

SEVEN BUCKS?! THERE'S HARDLY ANY CONTENT!