/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, Raid:

ONE

ONE

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DON'T
ACT
DUMB

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>>171181803
*Acts dum
Nuthin personell, friend
:^)

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Dozer code.

>>171182706
ty

>>171182706
FUCK i missed it

why just one?

i still luv u bby

>>171182778
>why just ONE
ftfy

>>171183894
wick leave

>>171183894
Where did this ONE meme come from even.

>>171184918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHJKXIjTxIE

>>171184942
When does he say this anyway? Never heard it in about three hundred hours of play.

>>171185092
when dropping bags into the loot point i believe

>>171185092
when throwing bags in. specifically i heard it when he was an ai sitting by the fucking van on stealth.

do you not ever stealth?

>>171185119
>>171185129
Apparently I never played as or with John Wick enough.

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

Don't mind me, just the best song passing through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P_qvg3wL5o

>>171185092
I can't find a ONE Wick video amidst all the ONE DOWN results so have my shitty example video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC6CXLaFrHQ

John Wick was the first heister added since PD2's launch, out of left field. On top of all the reasons to give OVK shit for shilling him as a Crimefest reward ;), he was never capable of counting bags past one. OVK issued several "fixes" but they never fixed it. Then they kept adding new heisters and those heisters had problems counting too.

Eventually they just deleted all the counting lines from most of the heisters because they couldn't fix it in the 2+ years they tried. I should check if they tried counting again with Scarface.

>>171185092
>>171185590
Oh yeah forgot to mention, if you're new, you probably haven't heard him say ONE or ever will since they deleted the counting lines shortly after Rust's release because Sydney/Jimmy/Rust all couldn't count properly.

Gaben and Valve can't count to 3.
Payday gang can't count to 2.

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when can we remove sydney and rust and scarface and bohdi and jiro
none of them fit in at all fuck I hate them

>>171185842
i heard it a few days ago doing solo stealth heist. cant remember which one, but i heard it. and yeah, he couldnt count.

>>171185909
jiro i enjoy but only because of his accent.

>>171185965
>i heard it a few days ago doing solo stealth heist. cant remember which one, but i heard it. and yeah, he couldnt count.
Oh okay then.

I guess Wick gets to be the special ONE.

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>>171185305
>he doesn't have For the Kill set as his main menu song

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>>171185590
>because they couldn't fix it in the 2+ years they tried
dear god

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>>171186671
>Being this incompetent

>>171186891
>Being surprised they're this incompetent

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I don't think I'm doing this stealth thing the right way.

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tfw no qt catboy heister

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>>171189348
Where is the loli heister?

>>171186671
>>171186891

all the heisters have a "this is a single bag" line and then a "these are a few bags" line. They fixed wick constantly saying his single bag line all the time ages ago. Try it, he doesn't do it anymore. its sad

>>171186671
JoJo?

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>>171160630
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- High Times (slakt_2)
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Boom! (daily_grenades)
Brought to you by Chains.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>171191506
yup it's from the PS3 game

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Akimbo Micro UZI when?

How does this general still exist?

>>171191992
More like, Gage BBQ pack

>>171192179
Gay scalies.

>>171194687
What even is this "Gay scalies" thing and where did it come from?

>>171197283
its a furry thing

>>171197516
yeah but what is the story behind it?

>>171198204
bestiality

i blacklist weebs

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YEAH

>>171204852
and?

>>171208993

First Aid kits are useless as everyone either has health regen or berserker.

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>>171209982

I'm looking for a picture that I lost.
It's wolf sitting on the ground painting other masks
and he looks really cute

Can anyone post it?

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>>171215374

>>171215598
sadly not this one but thats also pretty nice
thanks for the contribution

INFAMOUS

LEVEL SIXTEEN

*riffs*

What is the best weapon to use on dodge

>>171217906
for what difficulty ?

>>171217906
car-4 with DMR kit

>>171217906
Anything with high concealment rating so your detection stays low.

>>171217906
Katana

>>171217906
Clarion

>>171217906
amcar and chimano compact

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>yfw the funnel of fun can be actually useful for helping the famas to reach the 46 damage breakpoint.

Really makes you think to be honest.

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post houstons I lost my folder

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>>171222814

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>>171215374

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>>171223225
woof
>>171223216
hostn

>>171223485
jaketto

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how do we fix Sydney?

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I call this one "Anime was a mistake"

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>>171222814

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>>171223604
Sugoi desu ne

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>>171222814

>>171223601
Add penis

>>171223601
make uglier

>>171181413
Ashamed to ask
What is the difference between crime wave edition & the big score?
Buying it as a gift, asked the clerk who had no fucking clue
>they're the same, but this one has more
>so they're not the same?
>no they're the same but this one has more
Literally what?

>>171224648
One has a bunch of DLC in the dics while other you have to download, don't buy the fucking console version unless you like waiting for 400 days per update

>>171223601
delete her

>>171224648
big score has more dlc

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>>171222175
>46 damage breakpoint.
If that's a """""breakpoint""""" to you, you are a nu male pussy who plays difficulties made for literal children

>>171225123
Dlc that include missions? Or just weapons?
>>171224932
So can I save 20$ by buying crimewave as a gift? Is it worth the extra 20$ to get the big score?

>>171226193
Nigger there is a 46 breakpoint for BE on DW https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=805803819

>>171226358
DLC means weapons and content

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>>171223571
SNAIPA!

>>171226636
I know what dlc can include. But if I'm paying 20$ for one weapon pack and one heist I'd rather just buy crimewave

>>171226860
Buy a PC instead, peasant

>>171226974
Again. Not for me. I play on pc.
It's a gift.
For another human.
A friend.
You should look into it.

>>171226860
>consolecucks are too stupid to Google stuff
Whoa

Just buy crimewave and give the person a receipt if they don't want it

>>171226974
>wanting a PCuck
>ever

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>145+

>>171228287
why the fuck don't they just buy a $10 still from home depot instead of a ten million dollar piece of shit that breaks when you breathe too hard

>>171228638
Overkill does not into logic, but if they paid that fuckton for a drill, people are gonna get suspicious in an instant

do you know what time it is

>>171232420
6:05 PM

>>171232420
23:07

>>171232420
00 :10

>>171232420
it's time for you to get a watch xDDD

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>>171232420

>>171232420
SPEAK UP
CAN'T HEAR YOU

>>171232420
*Clang clang clang

>>171228638
tfw no scalie bf

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>>171235806

>>171233519
L I S B O N
I
S
B
O
N

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shitposting

>>171236137
Who is this qt

>>171237391
That shit is now baseline
It was funny throu
F

>>171238886
you have a stroke while posting this or what

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>>171222814

Why aren't pubs capable of sticking together on Meltdown

>>171241904
Why aren't pubs capable

>>171241979
Why do pubs even exist

muh bus stop

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guys
what if
what if
guys
listen
hold the fuck up
what if
PAYDAY 3
Now Introducing a new feature:
create your own heister!

>>171242337
i hope overkill enjoys their bomb threats

>>171242337
>character customization
>in racing game engine
Nah

>>171242553
you know they are not using diesel engine on payday 3 right

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>>171242337
>Hundreds of Clovers and Sydneys

>>171242775
What engine then?

>>171242883
valhalla engine, starbreeze developed it i think

OVK's TWD will use it

>>171242923
>valhalla engine, starbreeze developed it i think
Starbreeze BOUGHT it from somebody else.

They explicitly didn't make it.

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>>171242337

>>171242843
>mfw

>>171242337
And we pick from a list of nicknames like they do in the sports games.

>Hey Superstar follow me!
>Yo The Champ on me!

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>>171243448
>senpai on me now

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>hm2 special edition costs $20
>no steam sales in sight
>only $17 in my wallet

>Those long third person Bonnie lines
wtf i love femshrek now

who here /never play anyone but houston/?

>>171251521
do not engage in an action of non-intelligent intent

>>171251987

huh

oh

ohhh...

Wanker

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hoxhude did nothing wrong

GET THE FUCK UP

>>171251521
I want Houston to birth my children

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>game dies

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>>171181413
>not stealthing the alesso heist like a professional instead

>>171185129
>stealthing

Call me back when you have more than 100 hours, kid.

>>171263998
why don't i stealth your anus and see how much bags of cocks you have stuck there

>>171246806
You literally JUST missed it

HEY YOU GET ON YOUR FEET

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>>171270140
>mfw I just realized people post inspire lines as if they were reviving the thread and not just because

>>171271247
You woke up.

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>>171272495
Woah you're pretty smart, I did wake up 12 hours ago, that's why I'm able to post. Who might you be?

next update when?

>>171273291
There won't be any, game is dead.

>>171272893
>Having never once played Jacket ever

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>>171274110
Well I don't own Hotline Miami 2 nor have I played Payday 2 in a long time but you could also interpret that as I'm not a shitter who gets downed nor do I play with pubs to hear revive lines one after the other

>>171274410
I'll allow it.
One of Jacket's inspire lines is him saying wake up through his tape player.

Game is crashing every five minutes, just getting home screened without any warning, why so broken?

>>171275483
Uninstall hoxhud

>>171275483
post crash.txt retardo

>>171275483
Shouldn't of pirated it

>>171275527
Don't have it
>>171275559
Can't find it
>>171275669
Blatant lie

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>>171275669
>pirating payday 2

who in earth would do that?

update fucking WHEN

>>171274410
Whoa dude you are so good

>>171275732
For your crashlog you go to %appdata%, local, then Payday 2, then open "crash.txt"

ded

>>171283767
Get the fuck up

>>171284623
no

why should i take rogue instead of crook

>>171286008
because armor is useless on OD

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>>171286008
Is this you

>>171286657
what the fuck is going on in that image

>>171286742
pretty self explanatory desu

>>171286742
Guy cheated to get every skill except for Frenzy

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>>171286608
Wrong

>>171290502
But it is
>b-but snipers don't one shot me

>>171290630
I'm a suitfag and I play with ICTV players on OD all the time.

You're just wrong.

>>171294378
>I'm a suitfag and I carry ICTV shitters on OD all the time.
ftfy

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>Snipers/Assault rifles/SMGs take 12 points to spec into
>Pistols take 16
>Snipers can shoot through shields
>Pistols can't
>SMGs have higher fire rates and magazine sizes than pistols even with all the pistol skills
>Akimbo handguns are an even further waste of points

>>171297773
>>SMGs have higher fire rates and magazine sizes than pistols even with all the pistol skills
Isn't that the fucking point? Now look at the damage values.

>>171297773
Pistols take 20 points for basic Trigger happy

AR/Sniper takes 12 points if you take ace High value target and get basic Aggressive reload

Full auto AR takes 28 points for aced Body expertise

>>171298321
SMGs easily out-DPS their equivalent pistols every time.
>>171298336
This is for people who can aim.

>>171298743
There is a difference between spraying inaccurately and just taking a few shots to kill.

>>171298876
Yes.

>>171299464
funei

>>171299464
>brown hair Dallas
How many cocks did the artist have to suck to make this the "official" Payday 2 comic?

God, I hate everything about this.

It's like Owlturd except somehow shittier. And Owlturd was pretty shit as it is.

>>171299656
What did he mean by this?

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>Payday comic every week
Is this going to be actual story or those shitty comics every week?

>>171300327
>first comic is Aldstone punching cops
>expecting actual story

>>171299656
>Not that one porn artist
>Not that one "So randumb" guy that can be funny sometimes
>Not that one guy that traces that did the Scarface trailer
>We get this

I like the comics

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Application has crashed: access violation

-------------------------------

Callstack:

payday2_win32_release (???) ??? billion times


This is what I've been getting lately whenever host restarts heist

>>171303896
Restarts have been causing crashes since the beginning of time. e.g. even when haxhud did it

OVK just really fails hard at reloading a heist without causing a segfault or someshit.

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Gage weapon pack 1

>>171304391
Got first one, thanks!

>>171304391
ak/car or spec ops please :3

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>>171246806
Are you getting it just for Jacket?

>>171304391
Got F9Z3G, thanks.

>>171181413
What difficulty was that, and was it armor or dodge in that video?

>>171304391
post wick heists my friend

>>171304391
Post point break, alesso, golden grin, biker and scarface heists pls

>>171304391
got the second one

>>171304391
already got this one, but gotta say you're a pretty nice guy for giving these keys out

>>171304391
PRETTY SEXY GOT 8Y5T6

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Scarface character.

>>171307541
>>171310663

>>171310663
ak/car please :(

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>>171310663
NO HE DOESN'T

>>171310663
got 8g5m3, thanks man

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>>171310663
Got W2KNM thanks :>

>>171310803
>>171310812

I pick at random, if i start consistently doing requests this would turn into nothing but begging.

>>171310896
You’re right evet

>>171310896
You seem to be posting same 5 DLC though and most of regular lurkers already have those from you

>>171310896
>implying its not already 24/7 begging

>>171310663
got FE2YH

>>171310663
Got FE2YH, thanks a lot my friend.

>>171311019
>wah we already have these, why can't you give us something else
And they should be glad that they have any at all.
Beggars can't be choosers.

>>171311047
>>171311119
hold the fuck up

>>171305018
nah I want the game too
Jacket's the reason I bought payday, actually

>>171311047
Me too, thanks.

>>171311047
>>171311119
Me too

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>>171311047
don't you lie to me

>>171311019
>>171311132

I try to keep them all around the same amount, as the amount gets lower i share them in smaller amounts so i can keep it going for a bit before they vanish forever.

People do however greatly prefer newer dlc for obvious reasons, i do ask my boss occasionally for more codes to giveaway on here which he's fine with.

I could ask for older codes if you guys would actually prefer that but that would result in less newer codes. I obviously can't take millions and its more of a gift than something people should come to "expect" which can be pretty awful if people get to that attitude.

>>171312015
You've posted Scarface character often but the heist never :(

>>171312015
i prefer newer DLC desu
especially heists

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>>171312015
post meta jewlc's beggars like tryhard stuff

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>>171312015
I do apreciate it ashley, and I try to legitimately buy one every 3 codes
masks don't count

>>171301293
What porn artist?

>>171304391
Got 8Y5T6

What a pleasant thing to happen today.

>>171314804
Hector

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>>171313783

>>171314804
they showed up two threads ago

PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack: 0HPA2-TCGCG-JRGTI

Not sure if this code works but i can't test it, so i'll just throw it out here and maybe it works.

>>171318285
it doesn't

>>171312015
Do you know when the next sale is gonna be? I plan on picking up all the DLCs I don't have then

Death to weebs

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>>171321598

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>>171321598
what's that? post more anime?

>>171323471
>ITSA FOKIN MEDI-

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>>171321598

>>171328503
>Assault phase on the fucking lobby
>Masks as memes
>V-514
wtf

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>>171329759
>he doesnt have the lobby heist

>>171329759
>>171328503
Jiro was a mistake

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post jacket

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>>171222175
>not using silencer skills
>not using the bigger the better suppresor
>not using the led combo
you are stupid beyond repair

>>171334498
Nigger didn't you notice it's a high concealment build

>>171299464
i like it

>>171312015
i love you trashly
you give me
- 3 dlcs
-5 mask
-1 mega mask /(clover)
anything for you love

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>>171334679
>dodge build

>>171335582
Or crit build, you know

Let's do some OD, I need achievements for a few more

why do any heist but cook off until XXV

>>171337276
Rats is better

>>171336825
Me too.

>>171337442
no

What dodge biuld should I try next?

Biulds I've played
Dodge shotgun
Dodge ass rifle
Dodge akimbo
Dodge iron sight nagant

>>171338469
Contractor sniper
Clarion
GL40 + Micro UZI

>>171338815
Dont have john wick or ninja dlc

Clarion a shit

>>171339314
Micro UZI is Yakuza not ninja

>>171338469
dodge gl40+china puff

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>Sneaky Bastard
>Silent Killer
>Dodge
>First aid kits but no Inspire
>Spend all heist camping cop spawn points
If this is you you need to kill yourself.

>>171342393
>it's another armor nigger that never takes drill upgrades tries to open a titan safe with c4 while the dodge meme man have to keep cops at bay or be kicked

>>171342527
Seems like I struck a nerve.

>>171342527
>it is easier to spare points for drill skills up to kickstarter in armour than dodge

>>171342669
>dodge meme man
>implying i use that filth

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what do you fucking snowniggers think about
payday 2 youtubers

>>171343923
I don't understand why the fags get to interview all the VAs

>>171343923
I don't know why they exist.

Do they actually make enough of a living off that shit?

>>171343986
Maybe we all need to be attention whoring elitist faggots to try and get Starbreeze to let us tell our opinions live on cam.

>>171344216
overkill apparently gives them compesation and even mentions them in official media, so i'd believe so

>>171344437
>overkill apparently gives them compesation
Compensation how? Need details and citations man.
If it's just a couple random codes or a one time paid appearance, that doesn't really matter. But if it's a regular cashflow coming from Almir, I'm really curious how the specifics work. e.g. they're officially part-time employees, or it's just the occasional pity payment that depends on how much they suck Almir's cock every day on stream.

>even mentions them in official media
Anybody can get a shoutout with a winky face, doesn't mean much.

>>171344838
They pay them around $1000-$3000 a month based on how loudly they praise Overkill.
Source: My ass

>>171344838
Gen got a shoutout in the yakuza pack trailer i think

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Thanks for joining my OD lobby, surprisingly good team and several OD cheevos completed

it's time to wake up

>>171342393
This is basically me but I have inspire and I run around the whole map cop killing. Feels fucking fun man, carry my bags armor shitter

>>171310663
frick u

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>dodgefags who cant into armor
>armorfags who cant into dodge
>being so shit at the game that you can't use a variety of builds

>>171350827
>can't
You know, everyone still has a preference. I can into any build, but the most fun for me are fast and dodgy builds. I don't like being slow

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>Fags who can't into musclesuit

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>>171191685
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Bulldozer (any_25_tank_kills)
- Sniperino (any_25_sniper_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Boom! (daily_grenades)
Brought to you by Chains.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>171351242
i dont understand this meme, care to explain how it works?

>>171353032
Equip Muscle.
Put on a Suit.

Then brag about how it's so OP on OVK.

>>171353893
Homosexual detected.

>Playing Ukrainian OVK
>Host is some low level shitter with sub 200 hours
>four men team with eight ECMs
>I blast one guard right into a corner with shotty as soon as we start
>Host asks how many guards
>I say probably less than four
>Ask how I know
>Say there is almost never more than four below Death Wish so it's safe
>blast second guard and was answering his pager
>kicked
>FUCKING KICKED A GUY DURING A PAGER ANSWER WHEN THERE'S NOBODY ELSE DOING IT
I fucking hate scrubs so much, if his autism believed I was cheating or something at least kick afterwards. I understand doubting skilled players but being this retarded should be a crime.

>>171356405
>stealthing on ovk
you brought this upon yourself

>>171356663
Was getting the achievement for 15 Vlad heists wearing the bear mask. Didn't want to farm normal since need level but wanted speed

>>171356405
I think he kicked you for killing a guard without his permission.

>>171242553
Diesel is a racing game engine?

That explains the addition of cars.

>>171357507
I don't understand the mentality of kids who do that

>>171357703
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diesel_(game_engine)

It started as a racing game, then it turned into a Ghost Recon game, then it became the monstrosity of Payday it is now.

Starbreeze is ditching the engine for their own games so the Raid:WW devs at LGL will be the only ones left who will use it when Payday 2 dies.

>>171359241
>implying RAID won't die before PD2.

>>171360430
That would be funny, and sad.

>>171359005
>omg you could have ruined stelf dude
>stelf can't be this easy, you have to be cheating
>i wanted to do it myself

>>171361747
>i wanted to do it myself
I still remember kicked for taking the keycards

>>171361747
>>171361925
Why must cancer play vidya games

rrerr

GET THE FUCK UP

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>needing skins when you can make your arsenal looks good with the right weapon mods

UPDATE WHEN

Probably not for a while because they're already working on PD3

>>171338469
I've been enjoying myself with crits on an incendiary gl40 and Dragon's Breath Loco.
I'm an OVK shitter though.

>>171379630
this + plus grinder is fun af

>>171379630
How do crits apply to incendiary rounds?

So do shotguns fire proper pellets now or do they still do the all pellets do the same damage and only 1 pellet per enemy thing?

>>171381218
Fire damage ticks can deal crits according to long guide

>>171381495
1 pellet deals full damage, extra pellets don't deal extra damage

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>Green Bridge this week

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>>171385278
>green bridge on one down

>>171370498
Buttsauce

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>Green Bridge
>No Mercy
You can only pick one.

>>171387474
I pick Stone Cold 2017

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how far is 40m ? i kill cops across the map on counterfeit but i don't get the challenge

>>171387827
do it on firestarter day 3, as the bus is always marked, it helps.

>>171387876
from the spawn ?

>>171387827
play watchdogs, stand at the top of the stairs by the truck and aim for the street

>>171385278
you're bullshitting me

>>171387827
>meltdown
>shoot at murkys

>bank heist
>go down the street as far as you can away from bank
>shoot cops that spawn near bank

>>171387474
i take The Diamond

>>171387827
Firestarter day 1. Stand on the vantage point by the van and shoot at cops climbing over the fences on the edges of the map

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>>171387942
It's a meme, you dip

>>171388240
this. fuck those other two.

Let's do Goat sim OD I need the cheevo

>>171338469
dodge crit flamethrower

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>>171388958
>goat sim OD

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>>171387938
ty man

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>>171388240
>Stealth is even shittier en PDTH

Really makes you thimk

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>>171388958
Sounds like an enticing offer.

>>171388240
we have a The Diamond. find security boxes, override them to get past lasers to the vault, small loot boxes around the stage. Even uses the rework of the music from the first game.

>>171388240
It's called Diamond Heist you fucking newfag

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Fuck everyone who plays Jacket that isn't me.

>>171387664
My nigga, really looking forward to that

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>gen-sec units are litearal recolors
>meanwhile ZEAL looks fucking amazing

what happened

>>171390885
NWO black ops budget.

Anyone up for Wind of Change achi?

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AHHHHHHHHHHH

>>171392474
hahahahahaha rofl
veeeery goood

>>171392474
WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER

I TALKED

JUST

LIKE

THIS

AAAGGGGHHHHHHH

>>171391515
why not, i have russian and burger

>>171392773
forgot i had churchill too

>>171391515
yeah

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>He likes Time Window

>>171395056
It's Rats day 1/Cook-Off: the song

>>171395583
>not Wanted Dead or Alive