Mass Effect General - /meg/

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This is the future you chose

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Suvi a shit

Second for Tali a shit! A SHIT!

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Cora's butt!

>>170752189
did not expect this, what a twist

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>>170752183
Objectively incorrect.

Also OP didn't change the thread theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BG1wtCdnEU

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Reposting for new thread. So even with a little over 100k colonists (before arks get rekt) spread over 7 golden worlds the game will still not allow you to thaw everyone out.

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>>170752164
>playing dragon age

>>170751754 #
>Lesbo with Hot Alien
>Scott with leftovers
Switch PB with Kallo and have PB look irritated no one wants to bang her.

>>170752189
Guess I know who I'm fugging, BeepBeep seems super annoying so far and I doubt she'll be able to compete with that badonk

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Will Cora be heterosexual?

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Jaal best husbando!

>>170752347
Didn't even notice that there, do you faggots just keep making the OP post longer for no rason?

>>170752373
>So even with a little over 100k colonists

Where does that number come from? The Hyperion Ark has 20,000, so 80,000 for the four Arks presumably, but where do you get 20,000 on the Nexus and elsewhere?

>>170752373
So then what are the benefits of waking people up and how many can you wake up before it hits cap?

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Suvi is best girl.

>>170752182
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

>>170752164
Pink Pussy March when?

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PeeBee is cute! :3

>>170752550

She looks just like her FO4 character. She even smokes rocks in this one too

>>170752550
>Best Boy and Best Girl are at the front of the ship
Coincidence?

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>>170752550
Is she?

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>>170752189
I want her to sit on my face and rip some nasty wet farts loose from her donut anus.

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>>170752550
I would be a shame if she happens to be a LESBIAN

>>170752550
>that skin tone
>that lipstick
i'm gonna puke

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>>170751754
I'm gonna romance the Salarian if he's available for Sara. But I'm not sure what it'd result in.

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>>170752420

You bet.

>>170752189
I sense the same butt-shots as with Miranda here.

Which is perfectly fine

>>170752706
>comparing her to an FF male
Not that bad of an insult considering how feminine they look

>It's a Coraposters have to crop out her disgusting blockhead to make her seem attractive

SAD!

>>170752550
>disgusting accent
>disgusting lipstick
>weird eyes (but that goes for most characters)

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Vetra a goddess.

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>>170752706
FUCK

>>170752373
That's because the golden worlds are all fucked one way or another. And that would mean you have dwindling resources that ain't gonna be able to spend on 100k+ people

>>170752712
>I want her to sit on my face [...] her donut anus

See, that I'm up with, but not the fart thing.
Unless it's a cumfart from Miranda's ass, from Liara pumping her full of blue cum.

>>170752164
Is Bioware Montreal /ourguys/?

>>170752910
Dont cut yer dick off in her vagoo, kid.

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>no nympho waifu with a vaguely slavic accent, overload/energy drain, and a shotgun

well what's even the fucking point then.

>>170753092
Femturs are for cuddling

>>170752540
Probably some Inquisition points horseshit just called Initiative perks

>>170752723
>oh no, i'll have to play as sara!

>>170753092
She's soft under the plates.

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>>170753014
>Unless it's a cumfart from Miranda's ass, from Liara pumping her full of blue cum.
Woha~

Its the deviantart shit real?

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>>170752864

Not at all, she's cute!

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>>170752550
Characters are super fucking ugly in this game. And I don't mean as human beings, I mean the quality of the models and the textures. Like even Fallout 1 CGI is of better quality.

>>170752992
that's fucking retarded. 100k-200k people is barely even a city and you know the end game is going to be putting the planets straight.

http://i.imgur.com/IqAC1ve.jpg

>>170753262
It's almost like someone told her "Be there or be square" and she didn't show up.

>>170753059
>Curry Thunder
>ever /ourguy/

>>170752864
I don't care about her face, only her delicious ass.

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>>170753339

That's pretty funny, anon.

>>170753252
Yup. Though no one thought that the dude that made the Liara one could be said intern that used it.

>>170753339
kek

>>170753094
yes my friend, you better end it by killing yourself.

>>170753476
Or just not pick an Andromeda waifu.

>>170753339
this is the worst, corniest joke i've heard in a long time, but i laughed for some reason.

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>>170752864
If no man is willing to mating press blockfaced women, then alpha males with strong jaws wouldn't exist

Keep this in mind

>>170753330
Yes. And the cap is probably hit before the story is over. Gameplay and story integration or something.

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Will we ever see a femtur with actual curves again?

If only Bioware didn't kill her pointlessly

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>>170753339
Dammit.

>>170753337
Is there more?

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>>170753295
Would. The funny thing about Andromeda is that it's so difficult to seperate agendafagging from sheer incompetence. The flat lighting for example can't be intentional but did they make the asari butt ugly by accident or because of feminism?

>>170753720

Venomous-sausage.tumblr.com

>>170752164
You're complaining about marketing.

Shit at least the fags are complaining about content.

>>170753904
Thanks.

>venomous sausage
Kek.

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>>170753252
Yes.

>>170753778
Cora is hideously ugly yet the dumb outfit and ass shots indicate that she was supposed to be attractive. Same deal with Miranda. I think it's just incompetence. Similarly I'd say PooPooPeePee was meant to be attractive, since Mac said "who would want to push her off?" when that prompt came up.

>>170753676

It looks so dumb.

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Peebee IS CUTE.

>>170753778
The trailer used the ingame engine and the Salarian looked better than ever, so I believe the engine I could be geared towards the alien species and just can't portray human faces well at all. Or the devs simply skipped human-design-day. PB kooks as she looks but her textures aren't bad. Especially her clothes. Meanwhile both Ryders are super under-saturated and their clothes look like flat skin textures.

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>>170753252
It is.

>>170754120
It's just Bioware's models that look like shit. Battlefield 1 has perfectly good looking humans.

>>170753676
This bitch >>>> Vetra

Remember when Garrus talked about the importance of Turian women having nice hips? This basically means they intentionally made Vetra unattractive

>>170753995
Scott on the left

>>170754104
That's a man, anon

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>>170754120
>so I believe the engine I could be geared towards the alien species and just can't portray human faces well at all.

Nah Frostbite 3 can do faces really well, just Bioware that can't be bothered to learn

>>170754246

>This basically means they intentionally made Vetra unattractive

To Turians. This reminds me of something my Chinese roommate told me in college. He said the Chinese girls that white people find attractive aren't the same as the ones Chinese people find attractive

>>170754012
Cora just suffer from the usual Bioware facial modeling department quality. With decent hair and a CDProjekt face she'd be hot as fuck.

>>170754569
Chink's loss.

>>170754349

I bet Yvonne Strahovski regrets letting them use her face now

>>170754608
>if she was someone else, she'd be hot as fuck

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>>170754425
>Shill EA Military Game 3000 has better graphics than AAA BioWare RPG.

>>170754246
Nyreen's outfit make her look wider than she is. Armor version looks different.

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I will absolutely bring Cora up to my quarters so she can admire the view of space, as Ryder's tied to the bed with a vibrating plug in his smooth butt. The dripping pre tells Cora all she needs to know as she starts unzipping her suit.

>>170754758
Battlefield 1 was pretty good

>>170754684
Smirkfu from GoT has learnt that lesson I think.

>>170754246
Garrus also talked about female turians having crests as well, the designers didn't give a shit.

>>170754569
There is no fucking reason for narrow hips to be attractive, literally counter-intuitive for baby making

>>170754635
Not really since they don't miss them

>>170754742
Nah, writing, VA and body is all okay. Just need to fix the head.

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>>170753778
I think they might've intended to make more unique looking characters which aren't just generic barbie doll looking, but that's not the same as intentionally making them unattractive. Probably incompetence for the most part, the manager as well as the majority of the art direction and modelling team as a whole need to be fired. Just look at the eyes of all the characters, should be unacceptable in 2017 and been fixed long ago in development if the people in charge were competent

I mean look at Samara, that jaw is fucking ridiculous and not a feature that's typically feminine or attractive at all. But despite this she doesn't look ugly unlike BeepBeep/Cora (yes I realize angles and lighting also come into play), and her features are also believable and fitting for a MILF super soldier intergalactic peacekeeping samurai-nun

In fact, I'd let her mind meld on top of my face any day

>>170754349

Hey, I'll worship her thick and meaty donut asshole as the day is long, but I draw the line at farts.
Cumfarts are A-OK, but the question is who filled Cora.

>>170754569
Chink males like narrow hips? What a bunch of fags

I've heard Chinese Women like white men with big noses, but maybe that's a myth

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>>170754853
It doesn't work like that. The thing that activates your mind is just this shape

3 >

The proportions are your personal taste and might be based on local ("cultural") standards or whatnot, prehistoric fertility totems were pretty fucking fat.

>>170754785
If there is one thing I'm looking forward with Andromeda, is the abundance of femdom Cora fanfics.

>>170755185

You missed his point entirely.

>>170755185
A big nose is considered a stereotypically 'white' physical trait in East Asia, like how blacks in white-majority countries are stereotyped as having huge lips.

>>170754853
>literally counter-intuitive for baby making

in humans. Turians lay eggs

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>>170753676
I just would like some of the far cooler armor concepts as an alt. Her default armor is honestly pretty disappointing.

>>170754349
I imagined that being the colon-infused cumulative ejaculate of every Male on the Normandy being shat all over Jack's face and it gave me a raging erection

How do I stop being such a disgusting pervert?

>>170754840
Seeing as she worked on GoT she got no right to bitch about shitty quality.

>>170755363
I thought they were ovoviviparous or some shit, so they did actually give live birth

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>>170755395

Just go with the flow, dude.

>>170754785
>Ryder tenses upp when he hears her open up a tube of industrial lube she brought with her and she start rubbing it over her engorged monster cock with wet lewd sounds that dominates the low hum of the engines and ventilation system

>>170755489
Yeah Salarians are the egg layers.

>>170755241
I know exactly what he meant, just memeing

>>170755386
>we still can't change outfits

True fucking laziness, there's no other explanation.

>>170755489

Turians will defend their nests at all cost, my friend. Their eggs tasty tho

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>>170754569
I am not surprised.

>>170755386
I'd rather had the clipping issues than this bullshit leather-like armor

>>170755198
I heard the theory with that was some woman tried to sculp it based on look downwards on herself, hence fucked up proportions

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>>170755386
the white and dark blue with hints of red looks great. Cora's red/black was also much better.

>>170754758
Straight forward corridor/multiplayer shooter having better attention to detail than a large scale RPG isn't really strange, probably had a much larger budget as well

And that's before taking Bioshit incompetence into the equation, Bioware should hire some of the Swedes in charge of art direction from Dice; unfortunate side effect being that it might lead to even more SJW shit

>>170755386
I still think Vetra looks more "evil" than Nyreen, can't describe why.

>>170755760
This clenched my sphincter

>>170755386
Vetra "No Asari on my Safari" Nyx

>>170755906
The levels in BF1 are huge. It's not a corridor shooter.

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>>170755395
Why would you want to stop?

>>170755968
Vetra "Embrace Eternity, You'll Be Dead Certainly" Nyx

>>170755060
i fucking hate samara.
>my code says i can kill innocents if i have to
>i will cooperate with you for a day, then i'll have to murder you officer asari
>we are great friends shepard which is why i have to kill you if we meet when the code disolves
>my daughter is a monster
hypocrite of the highest order, atleast morinth is straight up about it

>>170756035
Creating a large vista isn't the same as creating a large content filled area made for exploration

Maybe it's made for exploration, I haven't really played BF1 and just assume it was like the Single Player of every other military FPS, sorry for speaking out of my ass if that's not the case

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It's the turian ship in ME3 all over again

How does Bioware do it?

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>>170755760

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>>170755795
Man, imagine if Cora had that bun hairstyle with her current blonde hair color

Hopefully it's in the game one way or another and modders can sort it out with ease

>>170756339
Is that gun backwards?

>>170756490

Yes it's the Carnifex, backwards, clipping into her face

>>170756339
Yet another reason Vetra "Case Blue" Nyx is the best squaddie.

>>170756132
Vetra "Euthanasia for Thessia" Nyx

>>170756339
Turian ship?

>>170755948
I think it's the facepaint. Nyreen has a red "arrow" running down her face and following her facial features which softens the Turian nose and mouth and adds red faux eyebrows. Vetra instead has the blue chevrons which don't match any facial features and leave the Turian features essentially bare.

I loved the first Mass Effect.
I really enjoyed the second Mass Effect.
The third one was okay but the ending was terrible.

Convince me to pay money for the piece of shit that Andromeda looks like it is.

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>>170756645

The Turian frigate that is on Palaven's moon during the assault on Palaven was backwards

>>170756327
>>we are great friends shepard which is why i have to kill you if we meet when the code disolves

She only says this if you've made piece of shit choices

Also, that sounds like every fictional special agent/super soldier character ever

>>170756339
>haha where is this from?

>>170756737
If you're on the fence just wait till after release.

>>170756670
The designers can think of all this shit yet forget to add crests

>>170756339
By not paying fuckin attention.

>>170756745
>renegade choices
you mean. some of which are better than the paragon choices for example killing the heretic geth

>that sounds like every fictional special agent/super soldier character ever
no it doesn't.

>>170756737
Just wait for reviews my man

>>170756339
I guess Vetra is out of a job, If Noot Noot is going to an hero like that.

>>170756737
Convince me to convince you.

>>170756610
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>>170756132
>>170755968
Can we have a compilation of all the nicknames?

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>>170756738
Haha, holy shit I never noticed!
>holy shit I never noticed

>>170757003
Nah, Vetra "Playing Mariachi over dead Ardat-Yakshi" Nyx will just find another target, there's asari escape pods you can find around the planets.

>>170756957
Nah, more like full on Renegade at every opportunity. You're right about it being a shit system though, which is why I'm thankful it's gone

>no it doesn't.

Kind of is though innit

>>170756670
Also, Vetra's visor covers her eyes and her whole design is just generally more angular.

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>>170756737
Giant. Blue. Alien. Dicks. Femtur romance. Ass Effect. Exploration. Dynamic view from the ship. Porch monkey. Natalie Dorner. Cool dad Ryder. Space. Ancient evil. M rated sex. Ass. New aliens. Ass. Customisable ship. Ass. Explosions. Ass. Standalone. Pink bunny native.

Buy, buy, buy.

>>170757147
>Playing Mariachi over dead Ardat-Yakshi

This is something that Asari are doing themselves m8, but decently creative rhyme so I'll give you a pass

>>170757078
if you don't convince me I'm going to blow up 4chan's servers.

>>170755512
>Ryder hears the schlicking noises as Cora spreads the lube all over her massive shaft, and the sounds of her footsteps getting closer. He tenses up a bit more as they suddenly stop very close behind him, feeling her still-clothed hands on his buttcheeks, when the vibrating plug suddenly gets turned up to the max setting, his hips buckling and hands grasping at the air. Cora pulls out the buttplug after a few seconds, it's time for his happy button to get pounded instead of tickled.

>>170757276
We can buy new servers.

>>170757136
>>170757147
I love this meme

>>170757276
Not-Mako making a return!

>>170757276
>thinking about which threads I'm posting in besides here
>1 and its probably going to 404 tonight anyway.
Go for it

>>170757136
For our german friends...
>Vetra "Asari ask for help and I say" Nyx

>>170757136
>Vetra "Hierarchy Over Matriarchy" Nyx

>>170757515
Thanks anon. Made me chuckle.

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>>170755795

The white and red looks absolutely fantastic, and even though the hairdo has an obvious similarity to Ashley's, if you gave it the same sort of platinum blonde colour as her current haircut, it'd look really good.

I really love her helmet, too, and the way the arms of her suit are asymmetrical. The long red/blue patch looks really good!

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>>170757515
it's not funny

>>170757649
>>170757702
Can't please everyone.

>>170757753
Just like Ryder

>>170757515
So, for our favorite Dirtmound customer and this >>170757702 furry?

Vetra "Asari Ausch" Nyx.

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>>170757869
kek

>>170756339
THESE LAZY FUCKS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>170757136
>>170757136
Vetra "making calamari outta every asari" Nyx.

>>170758250
It's not even laziness, it's just lack of any quality control whatsoever. I think Bioware has a problem on organisational level. they really need to restructure themselves and hire some competent managers.

I mean, what the fuck is this >>170758083
This is just retarded.

>>170757136
Vetra "Barbecue The Blue" Nyx

>>170758602
"Blue Barbecue" rolls off the tongue better.

>>170756339

what trailer is that from? I didn't see it in the new one

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Have they showed off any casual outfits?

>>170758732
It was in the hour long pax demo yesterday where they showed the first post tutorial planet. ME:A's Hinterlands. It's linked in OP.

>>170758516
well if anything the interviews from a few days ago, employees can apparently refuse to work on projects they don't like/aren't interested in. instead of being told not to let the door hit them in the ass on the way out

>>170757683
She should've been slightly more thicc/well built (amazon) and her head wouldn't look as weird in proportion to the body

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there's gonna be non-squadmate NPCs we can bang right? Some of whom might actually be pretty?

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>>170758860
>fit Cora

We have achieved Rock Hard™ status.

>>170758860
The proportions are fucked up because of some idiot can't set up the camera correctly. There's a very strong lens distortion, it's very visible on Vetra's renders where her head is insanely large in some poses.

>>170759002
Carpet munching =/= Banging

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CHOOSE.

>>170756738
They could just be rear cannons?

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Goodnight, /meg/! I hope you have some nice dreams about cute waifus.

>>170759245

It's moving towards the reaper like that.

>>170759243
PARAGON

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>>170759318
Ah, Ok then

>>170759243

Waifu aside, I think I'll pick Ashley's wider hips and firmer brown butt, even if Miranda's jiggly bubble butt is top tier, as well.

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>>170759267
Good night

Ticklish aliens

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>>170759267
will do, anon

>>170759243
I bet Miranda queefs loudly and her cheeks clap as you slam your hips into her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k2U9KgnOTs

AHHHH

Business idea: a race where the male of the species is feminine and the female is masculine in a human perspective. Like some fish and insects.

Wheres the peebee raping male Ryder webm/gif?

>>170759996
so SJWs?

>>170759996
Salarians?

>>170758810
Just the white and blue pajamas + a white and blue/black and red jacket.

We have at least been told we can recolour casual clothes like we can our armour, and I'm guessing there'll be more casual clothes we can get.

By the way, shouldn't the Turian ark be the one with the least problems in case of a direct attack?
All Turians have to serve in the military for a few years so it's an entire Ark filled with people that got military training, bar a few suitrats that they might have to take with them.

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>>170757380
2lewd

>>170760269
Well you can't really defend your ark if you're asleep.

>>170759996
Rachni?

>>170758904
Devs have said that there are a bunch of flings you can get into, but dont expect to get a sex scene in all of them.

Reviewers now have copies of MEA. Leaks when?

Just received my review copy, cya in a week or so lads

>>170760269
We don't know what really happened to them though, could've been an attack from the Kett or they ended up in the wrong coordinates.

>>170760660
proof

>>170760660
Be sure to fuck the bird.

>>170757380
I seriously feel tempted to commission a long ass fic about this now.

>>170760637
Depends if they gave review copies to every no-name youtuber like Beth did with FO4, hopefully they did and we'll get plenty of streams and leaks.

>>170760660
yeah well i just beat the game

>>170760671
There's one arc in the trailer that's getting blow the fuck out and crashing.

Reminder that this series peaked with the first game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5GHQNnPUuo

>>170760873
That's probably the Asari ark

>>170760873
And did you pound it gently or fiercely?

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>>170759243
Miranda, would prefer Jack though.

>>170760708
I can tell you that the game crashed at character creation

>>170760873
Yeah, the asari one.

And that's not even a meme

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>>170761124
Another quality Bioware product. I can't imagine how fun it must be to pay for Origin access to beta test this game for ten hours a few days before release.

>>170760660
get trips and leak details or fuck off.

>>170752420
>>170752778

fuuuuuck yoooooouuuuu

Sera is better that Peepo because you don't have to recruit her and can tell her to GTFO.

>tfw you can avoid the worst of the animations by wearing a helmet and using aliens squadmates
>tfw you were planning on doing that anyway

>>170761741
Kind of figured you'd have to recruit everyone in a game with only 6 squadmates, but it's still shitty.

>>170761124
did you play as Sara? Will you tell us about the romance options?

>>170760967
Good

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If I were a bioware dev I would not have a twitter

>>170762179
I'm betting Bioware devs sympathize with these lunatics at least on some level, otherwise they'd ignore them

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Whatelse can I add?

>>170762179
If I were a Bioware dev I would not pander to vocal minorities that bitch and moan about not having their fucking way with literally everything.

>>170762215

How ugly are the face presets?

>>170762296
An upside down Carnifex

>>170762215
this is an old picture

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>>170762215
Femanon here, I'd sleep with you to get to play the game right now honestly. How on Earth did you get a review copy?

>>170762215
How is the music
>we will never get something that feels like the Suicide Mission

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>>170762179
>my crops are dying
Ah yes all the faggot farmers we know about

>>170762179
If I were a game dev I would not have a twitter.

Twitter is full of scum and mouthbreathers you're forced to respond to.

>can you be specific
No one wants to know specifics more than I but they're not going to fucking tell you on twitter, give it a rest.

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>>170762215
o wow me too, anon.

>>170762426
A what now?

>>170762215
Google Image search pulls up some old results anon
Misleading people isn't nice anon

>>170762296
FagRyder's face to the shooter.

>>170762215
Fucking fake. Copy and paper with /meg/ on it or fuck off

>>170762605
It's not fake, it's from a dev who posted it when the game went gold.

>>170762604
But that would ruin the joke

>>170758083
Are you fucking serious? Again?

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>>170762580
>>170762215
>console peasants

>>170762803
I posted the same photo uncropped to show that anon was full of shit.

>>170759243
After Ashley was a bitch to me in ME2 and the beginning in ME3 I'm never looking at her again. Miranda has always had my back. The superior waifu.

>>170762803
>>170762864
>catnigger in charge of understanding context

>>170762296
biotic glow around his hand

Does anybody have the bug in ME2 in Mordin's loyalty mission, during the dialogue over the dead Krogan female body the camera is supposed to be on Mordin, but it just shows a wall? I had this scene play properly once, but every other time the camera is all fucked up. Is this a known bug, or is something wrong with my copy of the game?

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>>170762803
>Having to buy the game and can't resell it

>Traynor is best girl in ME3
>gay
>Suvi is best girl in MEA
>gay
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>170763060
I've had shit like that happen before; like talking to people and they disappear, or the camera goes in a different direction.

>>170763210
>implying will pay more than 30 dollars for it

>>170759996
Like that one planet in TNG?

You know the one where Riker almost bangs the leader of it.

>>170763060
There are some bugs like that. Most notable ones are the invisible rock Shepard gives to Tali on Rannoch. Some weird head movements Shepard does when talking to Liara because apparently someone accidentally scripted him to be talking to Glyph(?), so his head is trying to go all owl because Glyph is behind him. Faron is invisible when reuniting with Liara at the end of the Broker DLC. Garrus speedruns at the end of the cutscene when Udina is killed.

>>170756339
Oh, that is an actual mistake? I just thought PeeBee was retarded and holding the gun wrong

>>170762179
Because showing two guys tonguing each other down is off-putting to straight people, the vast majority of their customer base. It's the same reason Ryder is portrayed as white instead of Samoan. I feel bad for normal gay people who have to share their platform with these faggots.

>>170759825
>you're gonna pay for that you bastards!
>gives birth
every time

>>170763579
>normal gay people
Oxymoron.

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>>170763256
>poo in loo
>best girl

I can't believe these threads actually got worse than when they were dead.

>>170763256
>Humans turd with a British accent
>In any way good

>>170759825
>STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
>I'm alright
>You sure?

Bioware quality

>>170763760
but you catch my drift. the gay people who don't expect the whole world to cater to them.

>>170763829
>>170763935
Go back to your containment board

So is this game doa yet?

https://twitter.com/tibermoon/status/840651077049540608

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>CORA: confirmed for Scott, unconfirmed for Sara.
>LIAM: doesn't seem to respond well to flirting from either twin, probably a romance for Sara.
>PEEBEE: confirmed for Scott, a shoe-in for Sara.
>JAAL: responded positively to Sara flirting with him, only known Scott who tried to hit on him got a negative response because of an argument the two had.
>VETRA: responds positively to Scott flirting with her, rumors say that Chee pushed for her to become bi rather than straight.
>GIL: responds positively to Scott flirting with him.
>SUVI: a reliable leaker said that Chee would be writing Suvi and that she'd be a lesbian. The former turned out to be true.
>KALLO: can supposedly flirt with him regardless of gender but there's been no other news.

>>170763579
I'm just waiting until Leaks. Until then I can only hope for the best and I can romance the 4 aliens I want.

>>170764063
>it's an "I disagree and that makes you /pol/" episode

>>170764283
>it's a I spout /pol/ memes and then pretend I'm not /pol/ epsiode

>>170764007
Homosexuality is a mentally illness that's driven by an urge for attention among other things in combination with a trauma. It's a part of the faggot condition.

Bioware romance is only worth it for the tumblrina salt and the inevitable cringe

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>>170764095
>DLC outfits later?
>maybe, we want to concentrate on the core game now

>>170763829
>>170763935
>not liking delicious brown
Go away or I'll sic Mike Pence on you

>>170764128
>only option for a straight female is a nigger
>no option for a straight scott to date a virgin

feminism everyone

>>170764128
fuck I just wanna know if I can get any kind of romance with Kallo, hell even halfmances are okay

>>170764404
Ya, but no weapons? wtf?

>>170764383
The purpose of the psychological classification "mental illness" is that the behavior does damage to somebody. I could get back at you by saying that "for example your hatred of gays", but I know you just learned it from your retarded parents, who learned it from theirs.

>>170764350
first off, the poo in loo stuff came from /int/, second thing you should realize, memes move off boards one way or the other and you can't stop it by crying about it. traynor is poo in loo while tali is gypsy trash.

>>170764350
>it's an I belong on reddit but post on 4chan episode

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>>170764539
>only option for a straight female is a nigger
>who is Jaal

>>170764539
I hope their next game is entirely blacks just for you

>>170764654
you know that ryder's a dude right

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>>170764063
The desire for censorship stems from the knowledge that there is a truth which needs to be suppressed because the lies that are being peddled cannot stand up to this truth. I don't really browse /pol/ but even if I did would it make the streetshitter any better?

>>170764404
Captain Janeway why do people say you were the worst Star Trek Captain?

Should I go back and watch Voyager or is it best left in nostalgic childhood memories?

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>>170764539
There are only two human females and only one human male. The fuck do you want? Besides
>straight female that plays mass effect
>human only

>>170764685
>implying I would buy a game that only has black people in it

>>170764826
Yeah, you'd probably finally fuck off and spare us all your autism.

>>170764805
ME 1 had liara and ME 2 had tali. You had 2 different options to fuck a virgin in the OT

Now in MEA you get 2 old ladies, one of which is a fucking bird and the other has a soccer mom cut and a blue whore

>ywn play the Suicide Mission for the first time again

>>170764954
Why don't you just go back to playing your shitty loli VNs, anon?

>>170764654

Come on, Liam is McDonald's marketing approved black

>>170764912
>not voting with your wallet

same reason I dont watch movies with black people in them

>>170764776
Watched it with my ex a few years ago, it ws just as good when I watched it as a kid, we had fun. Although I have to note a funny cliche became more apparent to me as an adult is that they visit every single fucking unidentified object and anomaly and gas cloud, as if they really are asking for problems, instead of just running straight home. Also the episode with the mengele-like research is hypocritical considering that they later use Borg technology to upgrade the ship, technology acquired by the Borg through the torturous assimilation of other species. It's an otherwise pretty good show.

>>170765073
>getting mad that guys dont want used up whores

>>170765084
>implying anyone cares about one racist who doesn't buy their games

>>170764575
I figured this was the case when I saw PeeBee's unique revolver.

>>170765243
>one

top kek mate

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>>170756339

Based Peebs realizing she's an irredeemably shitty character and trying to an hero to spare us.

SHE WAS A SOLDIER OF ROME

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>>170764621
>is that the behavior does damage to somebody.
Well it does. I don't "hate" queers anymore than I "hate" smokers or schizophrenics, it's unhealthy and I'd like to see them cured.

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>>170765243

>one

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>Quarians have been confirmed in andromeda
>References to a planet that is habitable for them

Who wants to bet that they contradict the lore (again) and give some shitty reason for them to take off their masks?

Will they be mutilated hand humans?

>>170765323
>>170765551
m8 even if there were hundreds of you people still wouldn't give a shit. If anything they're going to work harder and sell better to spite you.

>>170764685
That'd be nice though, no racemixing and Bioware would have to write a couple of bad negroes instead of liberal fantasy dindus.

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>>170765647

>they're going to work harder and sell better

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>>170752164
my body was never ready for this

>>170764562
>Talking to him or Flirting with him too much leads to a situation similar to Mordin saying he wasn't interested in Shep
>Only this time with Kallo, he admits he's interested in Scott/Sara Ryder as well but he wants to be sure they know what they're in for (short lifespans, not a lot of sex going on)
>after they say they're sure then the romance starts
Would be pretty cute desu

>>170765770
You can stop now. I think everyone realized that you were trolling. It's not really that funny anymore in today's day and age.

>>170764954
Hey now BeepBeep might be a virgin, she's basically a teenager by Asari standards

;^)

>>170765198
Well guess who is gonna stay a virgin with that attitude

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>>170765647
How is it racist to not want to romance a nigger? You can respect them without taking their dick up your ass. It's hard to believe for a librul I suppose but I find this noble savage treatment pretty offensive, niggers are not your pets.

>>170765585
If they ever had them take off their masks I bet they would try to make them look more alien than bad photoshop girl.

>>170765974
>not a lot of sex
Wouldn't they have more sex is life shorter? Also isn't he like in his 20s? In Salarian years I mean. It's some young prodigy pilot.

>>170753059
Bioware wants to pander to these freaks, otherwise they wouldn't pay attention to their tweets

>>170766139
Most of them don't really give a shit about sex. They just breed and move on.

>>170765985
She had an ex I think it states in game

>>170766026
>implying uggos dont want my dick all the god damn fucking time even though I tell them to fuck off

>>170764654
Well Jaal's voice actor and accent...

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>>170766120
God, I hope they get it right if that's the angle they're going in

What's all this about Vetra and asari?

>>170766084
Isn't just using the word nigger being racist? I have no attraction to blacks and would never fuck them, but I wouldn't call them niggers.

>>170765979
>I don't agree with this guy
>He must be trolling
I'm 100% serious, an all black cast would force Bioware to drop their retarded cultural marxist progressivism and start writing blacks as people instead of the shitty tokens they do now. A nigger villain, how about that? A wimpy nerd groid. It would be great.

>>170766330
So both the hetrosexual options for sara are niggers?

>>170766468
it's a meme

>>170766139
Low Sex Drive doesn't mean no Sex going on ever. Just not happening as often.

Going by his demeanor and voice I think he's in his early 20s like Ryder.

>>170766084

>How is it racist to not want to romance a nigger?

Not gonna try to dereail the thread, but here shitlord.

http://archive.is/dxInN

>>170766690
Are you equating people falling in love with a fucking job?

>>170766280
They have Breeding Contracts.
I think they only sleep one hour of the day or something.
Plus they have those really long full names.

Salarians are neat.

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JESUS WAS A PROTHEAN

>>170766856
No Mac, Jesus was a Vorlon.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ELCOR?

>>170766479
Not really, it's all about action rather than words. I'm not afraid of being "racist" though, just like many niggers I too have a strong in-group preference. I do respect them though or rather some of them. Nothing wrong with racial cohesion and solidarity, most negroids would tell you the same.

>>170766782

I'm not equating anything with anything, only illustrating that certain groups of people tend to view everything in the context of skin color.

>>170766927
>no Elcor
>no Volus
>no Batarians
>no Hanar
>no Raloi
a-at least we get the pink cat guy

>>170766927

The Elcor want nothing except to be comfy. Fucking off to another galaxy, leaving behind your friends and your home for no reason is the antithesis of comfy.

>>170755069
alec ryder

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>>170766690
Not going to read that degenerate shit. Coalburners are disgusting.

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>>170767071

We need more space raptors

>>170764708
I didn't. How can you tell?

>>170767315

>Alec 'Soccer Mom Hymen Collider' Ryder

>>170767071
>caring about any of those