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>list of good comm. servers
http://pastebin.com/paW0DAG4
>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: http://pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y
>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/
>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/
>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W
>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
Idea for Spy primary that I had last night
>firing with it while disguised lets you pretend to shoot as whoever you're disguised as, with whatever weapon you currently have (for example if disguised as an Engi w/the shotgun and you fire your primary, to the enemy team they see their Engineer shooting a shotgun)
>doesn't actually shoot any bullets - your knife is the only way of doing damage
Would literally never happen because it'd require too much coding but I thought it was neat
god I love eating shit
idea for spy gun
-no kit
-no sap
-no invis
+50 hp
r8 h8 apperediuasdfweqhjc8
im gonna screencap that shitpost and put it on reddit brb
spy primary that disables everything but the disguise kit, and when you fire you start a 5 second countdown to a suicide explosion
im gay - pyro
I wonder why they haven't made an exploding sapper yet
Anything spy can do, sniper does better
Sniper does everything better than spy
*NO HE CAN'T
Yes he can
*NO HE CAN'T
Yes he can
*NO HE CAN'T
Yes he can
Yes he can
Anything spy kills sniper kills faster
All without dying right after it too
*NO HE CAN'T
Yes he can
*NO HE CAN'T
Yes he can
*NO HE CAN'T
Yes he can
Yes he can
*Spy can check for uber you stupid youtuber
What? I couldn't hear you, I just killed your med
*I'll decloak behind their backs!
Have they seen you before?
*Yeah
Well good luck with that
7 decides
>>170747296
i love morwanneg
>>170747296
Hmm, Crispy
>>170747296
The flaming furry's fiery fury
>>170747296
who /reddit/ here
>>170747296
kurt cobain's propane nightmare
>>170747296
neil degrease tyson
>>170747296
Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire Fire
>>170746154
did you post it yet
>>170747507
*WHEEZE*
yes i got 2 uplikes
Is concheror viable now ? I only like to play Soldier on Steel and always forget to use the shotgun if I have it equipped
>>170747937
it's good for if there's no medics or healthpacks
expect some people to get mad and call you a crutch user
>>170747937
Viable in what context?
Pubs? Yea, it's good. Nearly all the banners are pretty solid choice since it'll give your team an advantage once you toot your horn.
Comp? Eh..just make sure you run a shotty or gunboats. They're more reliable than a banner that's only up nearly half the time.
>>170747937
>I [...] like to play [...] on Steel [...]
how
http://tf2r.com/kttswk2.html
>>170748264
I play scout for comp, I'm terrible at soldier rollouts
>>170748293
Steel is great fun except E, that map has lots of nifty design
0
>>170748829
Bad number
>I play scout because I can't rollout for shit
That made me sad.
That's my sad eye.
>>170748829
eriF eriF eriF eriF eriF eriF eriF eriF
>>170748829
kurt cobain's backup plan
>>170748884
Can I tribute?
>>170748829
Jackass IV: Unrated Edtion
>>170748978
How?
>>170748920
>>170749109
█▀█ █▄█ ▀█▀
>>170749247
Oh ok
>>170749229
Im proud of myself
the hell
since when did you guys start making new threads when hitting the image limit
>>170749229
>not using powerjack
It's like you don't wanna go fast or something
post teams
>>170750021
is this some kind of 2-cosmetic challenge
>>170750159
no it just happened to end up that way.
>>170750021
This scares me.
>http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=536903255&searchtext=
What the fuck
>when somebody complements you on your rocket jumping in a pub
ΘωΘ t-thanks
>pip boy still isn't a pda replacement
>>170752064
No problem!
>>170751403
It looks like a mexican diablo
>matador someone
>"wtf facestab"
That made me angry.
That's my angry eye.
>>170752132
hey wait
I've seen that art style before
>facestab someone
>"wow I main spy and that was a very impressive trickstab"
is this the secret of spy mains? that all stabs are luck and they just pretend they're skilled
>>170752668
>>170752132
I want /int/ to leave
>>170752668
Have you really?
>>170752738
I exist in both threads at the same time.
>>170752132
Hot
>>170752725
I main medic.
I knew perfectly what was I doing.
*yawns loudly*
>tfw you tactically space yourself so a stray grenade doesn't frag your charlies
>>170752064
>when you get 30 teleports on pub and everybody says good job engie
Engineer is credit to team
>>170752816
Are you the one who drew those pictures?
>>170751403
I kinda like it
>>170752439
>>170752539
who is this loadout-stealing nigger
>>170753483
Do I look like スペスー人 to you?
>>170752064
>when you play as a completely stock medic and carry your team to victory.
Also why is it so dead?
>forced to pop uber into badwater last
>shit uber
>pocket dies
>5 seconds to go so just run at enemy team with saw
>get 4 stabs
>pop
>run at cart
>pyro and scout there
>uber the pyro, don't flash scout so the cart moves
>soldier jumps the cart
>kills scout
>pyro, instead of using his fucking flamethrower, shoots flares at an engineer
>uber fades
>we both die
>lose game after clutching an uber out
I was platinum mad
the problem with spy is that the entire way backstabs are calculated is so fucking retarded that it's immensely illogical to anyone who hasn't looked into it
by all accounts of basic sense a matadorstab is completely and utterly the same as any other facestab, and it shouldn't occur if the game was functional as it should be
it's the epitome of artificial difficulty in all of multiplayer fps titles
why doesn't spy just reach around the enemy and stab him in the back
i mean he has plenty of experience with reacharounds what with the rampant homosexuality in the spy main community
>>170753620
>スペスー人 (Supēsu hito), it means Space people.
Uh, I'm not really familiar with /int/ memes if it one of them. Also https://youtu.be/oXiLXKw1Kw8
>>170752064
I try to always inspire my teammates through speeches and calls to arms. People love being complimented over mic and are more likely to listen to you if you do so, so I rarely have any problems with shit team comp. Even if we lose I'll stay positive and tell everyone they did a good job, unless they're friendly. Friendlies deserve to be hung
>>170753669
>Also why is it so dead?
what did he mean by this
>>170754035
Why do you think I'm from /int/ anyway
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=2950431it's obviously spacejin you dense fag
>playing as a "friendly" heavy
>in casual matchmaking
why do people do this
where is the enjoyment in it
why doesnt spy just stab niggas in the throat x.x
>>170753189
>tfw you calculate the perfect firing solution
>>170754042
>implying I don't see through your façade
i'm gonna votekick the fuck outta you
and then votekick the people who helped me votekick you
t. ball elf
>It's another scout/ sniper player with lennyfaces binded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohiQtF50LJs
BOI
>>170754813
GEYM PLEY commentary
>>170754813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU9UDmINsEg&list=PL47AE216BFF39CB74
>>170754813
GIRLFRIEND COMES BACK TO TF2 ?! [she shits her pants]
WE
>>170756527
WUZ
>>170756728
POTTIS
>>170754813
>he brought back his old outro
Nice
>>170754813
you can also watch the full thing from here
https://youtu.be/v8fZZf_J7XQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivsh-G0tiCI
>>170757169
>nipple exposed
reconsider your life
>>170757169
N SHIET
>>170757264
Those pesky pyros and their airblasts
>>170753672
Solution: Stop playing Baddiewater and tying yourself down to a slow ass cart.
http://tf2r.com/k17wpfo.html
>>170752826
Is there a name for this because holy shit it's hot
>>170758987
That's called a_gif__
Why is comp so focused on pandering to soldiers who can't fucking adapt well enough that they have to call everything that outskills them broken?
>>170759135
it isnt. you're either really new, or really bad. scouts dominate competitive tf2.
>>170759131
hmmm
>ban everything they don't like
>wtf why does no one play tf2 comp
what if medic was banned from comp
>Stereotypes
>Childish comment
>>170760246
>"wtf our scene is dying how do we solve this????"
>maybe unban a load of stuff so comp isn't the same stale setup played out the exact same every single match?
>"hahaha lmoa shut up pubshitter lol look at this guy having fun hahha you don't know what you're talking about lol!"
>comp scene proceeds to continue dying
>repeat
>haha maybe if we make real comp just as shitty as valve comp maybe t-they'll play it
Protip: noone plays valve comp either
>>170760348
Demoman would drift farther away from a "generalist" role, there'd be less "viable" comp maps, and Gunboats would be mandatory on Soldier. Players would play way more defensively due to having to fall back to health packs more often, not to mention the lack of Ubercharge which would make Engineers even more hated. And you would never, ever see anyone play Heavy or Spy ever again.
>All these newfigs crying about comp being stale when the meta has been in development for over 9 years
I don't understand. They've had 9 years to perfect how to play the game. If you want to play your shifty offclasses, there's even a mode specifically for that.
>>170760571
literally this senpai.
>>170760180
Get this degenerate furry trash outta my face
>no good spaceman cosmetics for the only class that travels with rockets
why live
>>170760820
comp is stale and it's your fault
>>170760749
And with good reason. No class limits, most people have zero understanding of how to play the game, so you get pyro/sniper/spy to Granary mid and people telling you that you don't need a scout and that the scout should switch to medic.
>>170761048
Okay, how would you liven up the scene? Reset it to default? Try to enforce the HL format with no weapon bans?
>>170760348
>remove medic
>noone wants to play soldier or demoman anymore
>5v5 scout meta ensues
>engineer meta is born
>DH soldiers come back to counter the minisentries and scouts
>noone is having fun
>>170760768
This
>>170761156
And this.
Basically, it turns into a gigantic stalemate with matches lasting long enough to make even Dota players shake their heads.
>>170760820
>has been in development for over 9 years
>development
anon development doesn't mean "the same thing for 9 years"
that's why no one gives a shit
it's blatant to anyone with sense that no one likes doing or watching the exact same thing over and over, yet comp "pros" still insist that a stale as all fuck meta isn't the problem
if that isn't, then what is? what does comp NEED to thrive? and saying "people to start playing it" isn't a valid answer because no one wants to because it's boring, for the previously stated reasons
>>170761437
It hasn't been the same thing for 9 years, though. If you had been here for longer than two weeks, you'd know that.
>I have less than 100 hours in the game and have no idea what is going on, therefore 6s is boring for me to watch
>Instead of getting better at the game and trying to understand what is going on, I'll just call competitive stale and boring over and over with no real arguments whatsoever
You don't even deserve my (You)
>>170761437
The problem is that there just aren't enough options to play around with in comp, and that can't just be fixed by slowly allowing previously banned unlocks - they're usually banned for a reason.
A "perfectly balanced" meta (i.e. what the "comp" scene is trying to go for) is boring no matter how anyone argues it. It falls on Valve to try and help them out of this rut by giving players more options instead of "better" options (i.e. generalist classes being too generalist, certain weapons being better in all situations, etc).
>>170761512
>It hasn't been the same thing for 9 years, though
Yea, once a year they ban a couple new weapons
>>170760348
game would be slow as shit
scouts would be faster then demo at rolling out
sticky jumper and rocket jumper to mid becomes meta
powerjack pyro becomes meta
engineer is now viable
5cp would be impossible to play without the game being boring as shit with how stalematey 5cp already can be
no one would be motivated to play comp ever again
community becomes even more divided, a death spiral ensues, tf2 dies
>>170760246
current global whitelist only bans 25 weapons compared to the ~115 it used to ban
http://whitelist.tf/esea_6v6_s24
>>170750021
Protip: Your loadouts look even worse than they already are when you pose most of them with the same taunt
who do we blame for the tf2 economy
>>170761768
Disciplinary Action/Gloves of Running Urgently ban means heavy isn't worth playing. BASE Jumper banned for no reason. Sydney Sleeper isn't even good.
>>170761973
Lowballers and quicksellers
>>170761973
what's wrong with it
>>170762005
>He wants heavy to mid to be viable
It's been tried before. It was not fun.
>>170762094
get good. You'd have to start running sniper to mid for a counter
>>170762005
the problem with unbanning DA or GRU is that it would literally take heavy's biggest weakness and make it almost non-existant
see here for more details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UiVtTR4aMY (yes its a funke vid who cares)
not so sure why base jumper is banned, i agree that that's just dumb since it isn't all that good and doesn't really have any sort of "abuse" possible
SS is banned due to the easily abusive nature of mini crits on demand i think
>>170762094
>It's been tried before
Really? When?
>>170761512
>only response is to instantly throw out an ad-hominem
ah, so you're just shitposting then
>>170762590
Jarate is unbanned. I believe the Sleeper might be banned because the target takes damage on top of being coated in mini-crit juice.
>>170760180
w-whats this from
>>170762590
>>170762787
The Sniper has to hardscope for nearly 2 seconds to apply the jarate for any decent amount of time. 2 seconds buried in scope means you'll die to their Scouts before you even get a shot off.
Headshots are still way better in 90% of the situations.
>>170762590
>base jumper is banned
I'm assuming it shits on scouts pretty hard if it's just them and you
>>170761973
valve for making an ecomony in the first place
if nothing was tradeable rare hats and shit would be just that. A nice bonus that lets you wave your epeen around. Sure RWT would still occur with whole accounts for EXTREMELY rare cosmetics, but we woudn't get the rediculous scene we now have. I honestly think no trading and crates being free to open (but gained at a much slower rate) would be nice. You slowly acquire fancy shit and there's no bullshit with people at the top blatantly manipulating prices, no sharking, no "haha he's poor" etc. You'd just congratulate other people on their nice gear, then continue on as usual.
>>170762990
>a slowly floating soldier shits on a hitscan class
what
hate to say it but viva is p much right about this
the economyy went to shit because you're always competing against against 11 year olds who REALLY want to sell their items in less than 5 minutes, and often then resort to using trade bots and the likes
>>170762590
heavy is literally only used for defence on last.
>>170763147
That and there's not really that many people around to buy keys anymore. Add the ridiculous metal inflation on top of it, and you've got a recipe for a stagnant economy.
>>170762991
Trading isn't that big a deal, I'd rather be able to trade hats I don't want for the ones I do want. Plus, it makes enough money that Valve keeps updating the game.
No, I don't think metal inflation was ever a bad thing
It discourages higher-level traders from hoarding it, meaning it's always kept in circulation
metal inflation is good for people who already have wealth and bad for people who don't
2 keys will get you like 50+ ref, that's enough to get decent loadouts for all of your classes
>>170763065
Have fun hitting him for 18 dmg when he's floating 50 feet up in the air raining 40 dmg rockets on you
>>170765180
You mean those easy to doge 40 damage rockets? Yeah, I don't think that's a problem. Also, pistol.
>doge
get the fuck out of here you meme gobbling redditor
>>170765481
Then how do you explain why Viva never posts doge?
Not all redditors are into that trash. Nor are all people who are into that trash redditors
>be pyro
>kill someone with the RS
>half the server starts crying and going apeshit
This literally never happens because your average pubber does not pay attention to the killfeed or chat.
r/ThatHappened
>>170750446
why?
just because you don't gobble every meme you see doesn't mean anyone who does isn't a redditor
every raccoon has a tail, not every tail has a raccoonexplanation since I really do believe you to be at least partially mentally disabled: I'm using raccoons as an analogy for liking memes, and tails as an analogy for reddos
I believe he was just picking on the typo I made.
I am Painis Cupcake.
I will eat you.
>>170766909
You're this angry and upset that every redditor doesn't like doge? What, all that research only to get wrong responses get you all hot and bothered?
Go study up on something better instead of Reddit bashing with false claims and trash proof
>>170767373
Rubberfruit was actually my introduction to TF2. Shit meme, but nice memories
was it autism?
It wasn't autism
It was beauty killed the beast
GOTTEM
SCREEEEE
*drops ur med*
what is one to do?
*drops trousers*
imagine feeling so involved with a website that any insult directed towards it becomes personal
must be tough
>>170752816
I need a source on this image please!
team fortress 2
>>170768420
Nice effort, but it's too obviously made out of painted styrofoam.
Imagine making claims about places you've never been to before and just repeating things passed down from word of mouth instead of researching it yourself
Must be a shame not being enlightened enough
>>170768806
http://blogabingblogaboom.blogspot.com/2014/10/papier-macheniacs-detonator.html
Ye
>dude how can you claim to dislike being fucked in the ass if you've never tried it
that argument never gets old does it
how stupid can one redditor be?
>He's never tried being fucked in the ass
Don't knock it til you try it, bubbo.
>>170769160
Now you're talking about homosexual intercourse. I wouldn't do it because I'm heterosexual. Simple as that
>>170769316
I wouldn't know. I'm the only redditor here, or so I thought, and I'm a genius. So it couldn't be me you're talking about. Must be an unidentified Redditor out here saying dumb things
i'd let a girl peg me if she was really hot if i'm being honest
>>170769449
viva you're clearly the one who is unenlightened because you never once considered pegging as an option and went right to homosexuality
you have much to learn
r/tf2 is so shit that it brought me back to tf2g after years of being away
>>170769531
That's fine if that's who you are, but that ain't me. I won't bash it either because to each their own
>>170769591
Subreddits for dead games are always a bad place. When updates of any kind aren't released for long periods of time, people resort to taking screenshots, making memes and fan art to keep the subreddit alive. I had to unsubscribe from BindingOfIsaac and TF2 because it was fucking trash
Leaving r/TF2 is a good idea, but it ain't gonna get any better here either. Equally as dead
>>170769591
reddit in general is pretty garbage, i don't get why i used to like it.
"oh but it's good for if you're looking for a specific thing" people will say, that's not my point. the discussion is terrible too, but i mean the entire layout of the site and all of the mechanical functions irritate me. even when i used it, i don't think i ever once upvoted or downvoted anything, the concept was as stupid as facebook likes but instead they let other people see your posts so you can stroke your e-peen even harder. and there's no tomorrow/dark mode so every time i open the page at night i'm instantly blinded by the stark white background.
>>170770092
Reddit has an extension with a dark style. I never minded the karma system, either, even though it's incredibly silly. It's basically like giving other people a (You).
>>170770293
all that reminds me of is the fact that the website is fucking unusable without the reddit enhancement suite which is just fucking stupid that the people in charge of reddit haven't just implemented the features into the default site. and the karma system bothers me because it's always used for one of two things. either it shoots some stupid meme/inside joke to the very top of the comments or shoots dissenting opinions to the very bottom where no one will ever see them. like imagine if /tv/ had the power to make it so that you could never see any comments that say anything mean about batman v superman. that's basically reddit.
>>170771445
4chan used to not have a native extension as well. Also, if you're that bothered by trash being on the front page, just sort posts by the newest.
Also, a lot of your complaints about Reddit and dumb shit being on the front page can also apply to 4chan. I mean, have you even seen /v/? It's not that uncommon for threads/posts with actual discussion to be ignored for the latest meme. Which is why I never got why /v/ has such a hateboner for Reddit in the first place, it's basically a more normal/acceptable version of 4chan.
>>170771919
>it's basically a more normal/acceptable version of 4chan.
yes that's why /r/picsofdeadkids is still a thing
BANNY DROPPED ANOTHER PYRO UPDATE INFO, HE WAS TALKING TO VALVE HE CONFIRMED TONS OF WEPS TO BE REWORKED, just dropped this bomb on steam :
"how would you make pocket pistol viable"
"I can't comment, because I know how it's going to be changed
BIG CHANGES HE CONFIRMED
AIRBLAST AND FLAMES COMPLETELY NERFED AND REWORKED
razor balcony nerfed
Pocket pistol obv buffed
Darwin's nerfed
big changes coming...
Stay tuned
4chan is better for "nerdy" interests and porn
reddit is better forbeing a leftist
>>170772026
>darwin's nerfed
thank christ
>>170772112
If I remember correctly, if you're subscribed to a certain alt-right subreddit, you get shadowbanned from multiple other leftist subs. It's hilarious. I wish I could remember the name of it.
>>170772225
probably cringeanarchy or one of the other alt-light subs
>>170772112
>polidicks
>>170772398
Saying you support Trump on Reddit practically makes you a pariah.
Things Valve Forgot About in TF2
>Decals
>Coaching
>Retiring hats
>Territorial Control
>Medieval Mode
>Special Delivery
>Robot Destruction
>Arena
>Mann vs Machine
>Cactus Canyon
>Training Mode/Bots
>Collectors Items/Chemistry Sets
>Strangifiers
>Austraiums
>Replays
>Those Dr. Grodbort packs that were teased and have been sitting in the workshop
>Artstyle
>CTF_Well
>CTF_Sawmill
>cp_5gorge
Is there anything else missing from this list?
>>170772112
For me, 4chan is for generals and webms
Meanwhile, Reddit is for pics of phat asses and discussions about Wrestling and Hip-Hop
I don't fuck with any of that political bullshit
>>170772973
there's /mu/ and /asp/ for those retard bag boy
>>170773069
That would imply that /mu/ has even worse taste than it already does.
>>170772916
new regular crates with the rest of the weapons that aren't strange
>>170773150
based !CuCK
>>170773069
/asp/ is dead as fuck and only alive for Raw, Smackdown, and PPV live threads
I don't even bother with /mu/ anymore. When I did, it was to rank Kanye's albums and debate Kanye
Besides, live coverage is always better on Reddit since it's not anime reaction images slapped onto posts like 4chan loves doing
>>170773256
>I don't even bother with /mu/ anymore. When I did, it was to rank Kanye's albums and debate Kanye
So the worst part of /mu/ congrats
and don't complain about anime on a weeb site
>>170772916
Would you like to see a 5 cp map made in medieval?
Don't have one, just an idea.
>>170773365
Nah, there's plenty worse about it. Lemme go click on /mu/ and see what I find
Edit: Woah, look at that. Two frog posts. Lots of "What do you blah blah when you think of this album" posts. Basically, a ton of shitposts. I also checked HHH out, and wow, look at that. Actual discussions, less shitposts, fresh alerts, yada yada yada
Reddit wins
I love the Kritzkrieg on Medic and the Detonator on Pyro. I think I have more fun Detonator jumping around than I do healing a Pocket. Until the killfeed lights up from a Kritz pop, of course
>>170772026
>muh bunny
>muh reworks
>muh hype
You know that a bunch of dorks are relying to baba that it's gonna be one of those threads.
>>170774143
every TF2G is the same
>a bunch of fags circlejerking comp players
>that one tripfag smelling his own anus non-stop
>retards derailing the thread with gets for their weapon name/description
>"post -class* loadouts"
>virtually no discussion of the game itself
If you want game discussion, start some yourself. By shitposting about the shitposting, you are just as bad as the shitposters themselves. Become the change you wish to see, etc. etc.
>>170774392
Amen
Practice what you preach, I always say
>>170774392
no lol
can i get my loadout memed pls
SDFSFDASEEUVAOIWU3OR9W 9898H9XH9H978D
7c852bc093d406428a323113efc1f04e
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>>170773540
Not really
the gamemode is basically designed around degroot keep, on a normal map anything besides demoknight would be plain suicide
and i don't like demoknight, so bleh
>>170774491
no need to thank me
>>170774861
design the map around the gamemode retard
someone meme mine too
meme me up scotty
no you
>>170775579
>>170775313
>>170775313
>not arranging cosmetics from head to toe
REEEEEEEEE
>>170774671
I don't even want to enter the raffu, I'm just curious about how you take anything from a hash. Like, it should end up in collisions?
>>170778681
>People don't do this
Given, I come from the day when hats went in the hat slot, at the top
>>170778681
>>170778828
sometimes cosmetics have visual bugs where they don't overlap right, and putting them in a different order can get rid of it
their loadout probably wouldn't be affected though
>>170779102
That is true exactly 0% of the time.
Slot placement has jack shit to do item clippage.
>>170779272
I'm not talking about clipping, I'm talking about transparency
>>170778769
Learn to Google, retard.
Update for 3/12/17
>Added 4 new Pyro weapons.
>Added 1 new Heavy weapon.
>Removed random critical hits.
>Increased the base damage of every melee weapon by 50%.
>Replaced random critical hits with random Ãœbercharge.
>Removed every Engineer unlock.
>Fixed an issue with certain cosmetic items clipping.
>Nerfed existing Pyro weapons.
>Initial Minigun damage reduction increased from 50% to 80%.
>Removed Soldier.
>Updated localization files.
>>170779519
Congrats, you killed it.
>>170779519
>>Replaced random critical hits with random Kritz
>>170779493
>ldtf screen
this proves nothing
>>170779893
probably not as obvious because of the unusual effect, but I promise it's a thing that happens
>>170754185
Literal autism
>>170780592
>on goldrush
>die
>during killcam watch 2 friendly heavies crouching and just walking through everything
>enemy soldier runs at them
>heavy throws sandwich
>soldier takes the sandwich and blasts the shti out of them
>sniping on snowycoast
>racking up some kills on my new rifle
>sniper on the other team is giving us some trouble, he has an unusual, shit
>consistently headshot him and eventually dominate him
>the next time i see him he's a degreaser reserve shooter pyro who runs straight towards me past all of my teammates and gets me
>he goes back to sniper
>type "rage pyro" in chat
>no response
darn
mann co. promotional crate #104
>three rune blade strangifier
>maul strangifier
>quackenbirdt strangifier
>iron curtain strangifier
>nostromo napalmer strangifier
>fortified compound strangifier
>sharp dresser strangifier
>ap-sap strangifier
>lugermorph strangifier
>ham shank strangifier
I could go for a Maul Strangifier
Conscientious Objector Strangifier when?
>>170781528
>the crate that nobody ever unboxes
The market for all of those things isn't big enough for a sustained release like that.
>>170781693
Never, Valve is aware that giving people free reign over decals was a mistake, they wouldn't encourage it.
>>170781693
>Objector strangifier
Now that's a market that can never be fully sated, no matter how many strange waifu sticks you have you might just want one more.
>>170781943
random shit thrown together
at least have the decency to run high settings when taking loadout screenshots
>>170781439
they just wanted to make sure you kept getting doms :)
>>170782086
>random shit thrown together
literally only on Pyro and Sniper
used the shit demo sword just to get a good screencap and I don't own the shit demo shields because I'm not stupid
>>170781772
>10% chance for unusual
>>170783536
you're forgetting the second soldier, the medic, the first demo, the heavy, the spy, and the engineer
>>170781943
Soldiers, engineer, and medicalet are ok. Work on everything else.
>>170783812
>second soldier
Ancient armors
>medic
battle medic
>first demo
scottish king itemsI'm not getting rid of the dangeresque because that's a pain
>heavy
Firefly
>spy
austin powers
>engineer
You just don't get it
Hey fellas, collage anon here, it's gonna take a little bit longer than I expected for the shitty image to be completed, but it will be done soonish.
woow gee didnt know the greeks existed during the same time period as the samurais
I didn't know the romans could smoke cigars through solid metal
????????????whatthefuckareyoutalkingabout??????????????
i think they're supposed to be mvm jokes
god I love eating shit
we get it you main soldier
>>170772026
>Pocket pistol obv buffed
Based b4nny. I really like to see PBPP to help Scout about being a better pocket. I hope they thought about Claidheamh and hybrid gl-shield Demo. Both weapons have damage vulnerability and meant to be pocketed, PBPP being the worse case of the two.
>>170772026
this is all so fucking stupid it must be true
>>170779893
>>170780471
Here you go
I normally arrange mine from top to bottom regardless but its still a thing that happens
>>170788049
Heres a closer shot of the second one just to show its not camera trickery
>>170788167
And a non-painted one
They all look the same though
Casual in a nutshell
after 5 hours and 30 minutes, my masterpiece is done.this also happens to be my first meme. How did I do?
>>170789871
>queue only for 5CP
>get into game after 6+ minutes of searching
>DUGGADUGGADUGGADUGGA TSHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO: 2FORT
>disconnect, try again
>get into another game after an additional four minutes of searching
>same situation as last time (but with Turbine), quickly press disconnect bind
>game layers two glitched "ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO LEAVE?" prompts over top of each other with flipped yes/no buttons making me accidentally reconnect when i try to close it
>>170790038
i kekked
good job
>>170790038
:ok_hand:
>>170775313
Good taste, my dude :^]
ty vibri
why do i only get put in 2fort and degroot keep
help me
post shit classes
>>170772916
ad-hoc joining and spectate, sprays
>>170790224
Server browser is too complicated for new players
https://youtu.be/3CJvGJsU2_w
>>170792562
shills leave
>>170748829
Try-Hard Cannon
>>170792562
Why does b4nny hate fun? Does he legitimately have some kind of autism or something?
pyro update leaked ((OFFICIAL))
>Gave Pyro 3 new unlocks.
>Increased base Flamethrower fuel count to 300.
>Added EMP Grenades to Engineer class as a PDA item.
>Changed Backburner's downside to -50% primary ammo.
>Removed switch to / away bonuses from Degreaser. Added +60% faster weapon switch bonus to Degreaser.
>Decreased base Flamethrower damage by 20%
>Sun on a Stick now deals 500% more damage to Pyros.
>Made flame & airblast cone of fire less autistic.
>Broke 6 things with a typo in the coding.
>Halved the delay between airblasting and being able to spray fire with all flamethrowers.
>Small medkits will no longer extinguish flame.
>Added 20% damage bonus & infinite ammo to Phlogistinator.
>Reworked Powerjack: Now offers a passive speed bonus of 10%, and a passive melee & bullet vulnerability of 10%. Restores 75 health on kill. Increases the knockback received by enemy explosions.
>Increased switch delay on Axtinguisher to 900%.
>Removed Pyro.
>Gave Soldier 8 new unlocks.
>>170793442
Playing competitively IS the fun for him, nothing wrong with that. The problem is he thinks that makes him superior to people who have fun other ways...
>>170772026
>Darwin's nerfed
Not like it wasn't already a useless weapon that only Snipers, easily upset by Headshots and Bodyshots use.
Even then all it takes is like a half-charged shot to penetrate the shield I think? So all that shield does is waste a good secondary slot for something more useful/supportive.
Would it be viable to mod in a O*verwatch gamemode in TF2 like what they did with Slender servers
>Spy loses his kits but revolver becomes really strong
>Sniper gets grappling hook for one character and the other uses SMG as rifle
>Heavy becomes smaller and immobile in sentry mode
etc
>>170793547
about half a second of charging is sufficient iirc, it really only stops quickscopes
>>170793547
>useless weapon
>not a direct upgrade against every single class but spy
nigga you stupid
http://tf2r.com/kj8m1z7.html
>>170793668
Exactly. Oh wow, Quickscope immunity! How exciting of a secondary! It only means you don't have reliable defense on yourself in case a Spy comes at you like any other secondary. Even the Backpack is a more better weapon than the "Don't quickscope me daddy pweeze I'm a sensitive child" shield.
Aka the Pussy Shield.
what is the best demoman sword and why is it an axe
>>170793717
>Explosive vulnerability
>Basically only used in Sniper vs Sniper duels by salty players that can't handle getting one shot killed by a better sniper.
Found the Anger Sniper.
>>170793948
>explosive vulnerability
>the thing that's completely negated by the fact that the sniper has a 25 hp bonus which in fact leaves him with an effective 126 hp
>nothing stopping an actually good sniper from using it to perform even better than he already is because now he's basically fucking invincible unless you hardscope him and good luck hardscoping a good sniper you absolute fucking imbecile
found the gibus sniper
>>170772026
Ok but when is the fucking update coming ?
>>170794143
>slightly better against other snipers
>break even with soldiers & demos
>in exchange for no smg or jarate
fucking dropped
>>170794143
Honestly the matter is, it's just an unprofessional tool.
Could I use it? Sure. Can it help me as a Sniper? I suppose. Do I feel good using it? No I wouldn't. I'd rather take the risk of a sniper duel with another sniper and come out on top, rather than having a "fuck your quickscope, I win" weapon.
It's like Machina Snipers. Sure you COULD use it, but I mean what does it do that the Sniper Rifle already doesn't do on it's own? Plus if I have a Razorback, having no scope 50 dmg shots are good for chasing people off. Otherwise I'd just have quickscopes and a knife.
>>170794215
There's also the fact that even if you survive the quickscope, it's still a crit shot that will punch like 75% of you health to dust so some enterprising Spy can just stop his cloak n smoke to finish you off.
>>170794215
>better against your biggest, most dangerous and most common hard counter
>you are fucking invulnerable at a distance which is coincidentally where you are already your most powerful since your only threat at this distance, other fucking snipers, is completely negated because you can just tank a headshot and take your sweet ass time lining up a shot or just running back to spawn to do it all over again
>in exchange you give up potential extra damage at close range (what the fuck are you doing close to anything, you're a camping sniper with the donger shield) or helping your team out with mini crits (you don't care about your team, you're a dds sniper)
choices choices choices
>i dont want to counter it therefore its op
>>170794449
In reference to...?
whats the absolute most fucked up ridiculous loadout for all-class? i want people to get angry when they see my stupid mug in their killcam
>I think not replying to posts I am referring to and confusing the conversation is funny
>>170794449
>it's not counterable at all without running it yourself therefore it's op
there you go, you fucking dingdong
>there's 9 classes but if i cant kill that guy with this one particular class then its op
>>170794716
>being forced to play as spy because someone decided to pick a weapon that no other fucking class in the entire game can counter somehow makes something not op
>>170794628
Not that anon, but I don't even think the Green Pussy shield is even OP. It's just a crutch used by new Snipers that don't want to be plucked out by a quick scope of a more experienced and quick sniper. Or more oftenly, by cocky Snipers pretending they're the be all end all of Sniper mains.
Then It's either I see them, charge my shot in a position they can't see and kill them and taunt, or if I'm a spy, remind them why a green crutch doesn't protect against my knife.
I mean it could be used with the Huntsman, but I find Piss and Bush is better for going on the offense and supporting my team.
>>170794789
What weapon requires a spy to kill the user?
>>170794872
The quick fix is the best weapon, its damage is unparalleled.
>>170794832
if it was a crutch then better snipers would perform worse while using it, but they do infinitely better. like the black box is a crutch for instance because newer players are rewarded with health so they do better since they have more survivability, but in reality they're gimping themselves because they're fucking themselves out of an extra rocket for something that the team's medic should be doing anyway. with the danger shield, what you lose your smg? i love my smg, but i can guarantee that if i had no moral compass i would rather have a danger shield in any given situation in the place of it, no question about that.
>danger shield is op
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cd/Pyro_paincrticialdeath03.wav?t=20120203211428
>>170795041
>what you lose your smg? i love my smg, but i can guarantee that if i had no moral compass i would rather have a danger shield in any given situation in the place of it, no question about that.
I mean SMG, Razorback so spies will have to make an attempt to go one on one with you, Jarate to give mini-crits for all.
Plus I don't want players to immediately see me and think I'm THAT much of a salty sniper that I have to bring a "fuck your Quickscope I win" purse, which I also keep my Anger and Machina in.
>>170794449
>>170794716
>>170795148
Sounds like someone can't handle the truth that their weapon is pointless compared to other Sniper secondaries.
i dont play sniper
>>170795041
Why is your secondary loadout slot a moral issue for you?
>>170795172
ok, let's break it down real quick to see how the shield compares to the other secondaries.
>smg/carbine
a generalist weapon for most situations, works well at medium and close range or for finishing off guys you just headshot. but its role can often be filled just as well by no scoping or using your melee.
>cozy camper
hahaha, funny joke
>razorback
extremely specialized, it's only good against one thing, but it's really absurdly good at that one thing. completely cripples spies unless they run ambassador, but every other class is unaffected and it still leaves the sniper with a hard counter. there are options when you fight a razorback sniper.
>jarate
this is the only one i'd call close to being even near the danger shield in terms of sheer power, but even that is dependent on several variables. how many teammates are nearby? are you able to deploy it at an opportune time, or are you forced to throw a hail mary because a scout is running right for you and you beefed your headshot? in certain situations it does rival the dds, especially when there's a big group of people bunched up together, but those are situations and not every waking moment. again, sniper is still vulnerable to spies and other snipers with this, as well as bombings from soldiers.
>dds
you fuck over every class you play against. scout shooting at you? you have extra health and bullet resistance. soldier or demo bombing you? it doesn't matter, if it kills you, it kills a stock sniper. the explosive resistance is meaningless. pyro running at you? you have more hp so afterburn means nothing. heavy is even worse against you, snipers who don't run it are fucked. it's like the inverse of the razorback because that was designed to shut down one class while this allows only one class to perform as it should against you. it's fucking absurd.
>>170795416
it shows.
>>170795579
because i care about other people having fun and the danger shield is a no fun allowed except for me weapon.
>>170795041
black box is a direct upgrade because of how fast rockets reload
imagine
just for a moment
imagine, if you will, JUST, IMAGINE to be so retarded you think that giving up the SMG for the inability to be countersniped with no downsides is useless
mfw i snipe
>>170794587
someone please, i wanna look like a retard
>people making a big deal out of the diaper shield when the dead ringer still exists
>>170796106
oh nigga don't get me started on the fucking dead ringer
This triggered me.
>that time when valve unironically buffed the dead ringer
>that time when valve unironically buffed the spycicle
>that time when valve unironically buffed spy base speed
>>170796228
isn't he foreign or something
who knows how they run cartoons in other countries
>>170796361
He's British
>>170794215
>slightly better against other snipers
>15% bullet resistance makes you root at the scope longer so you can 1-shot him
>whilst waiting for it to build up you get noticed and 1-shot'd instead
>being overhealed next to a sentry makes DDS sniper a small menace
>near impossible to catch a nest DDS Sniper with blasts or revolvers to shut him down
>next respawn you feel entitled to wear DDS like it's a Gibusvision
>banned from tournaments at the first sight
>not OP
yeah nah
>>170795734
Carbine iscrap.
>>170796106
>people still complaining about new DR
Gitgud at chasing him. Last patch buffed it in a way but nerfed damage mitigation heavily.
Airblast-ShotgunRSif he's disguised, scorch; corners, pillars, boxes and props when he's invisible.
Stop going rageM1-pyro, that won't work. Else, just track ammobox spawns as a Scout.
next week on tf2g
every demo shield is OP because of resistances
>>170796842
yes because equipping a demoknight shield makes you fucking invulnerable to your counters you blithering mongoloid
>>170796842
i'm m@d that the charging targent doesn't do full resistance to the flames
>>170796986
targe was good before it was buffed and is still good after it was nerfed
and you can put out flames by charging
>>170798182
>and you can put out flames by charging
wtf really
>>170798259
yes, even if you go straight into a wall. was added fairly recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwVBPwKr9cI
>full hp spy takes the health pack
imagine fat shadowburn music in the background
>Being so bad at sniper you think the SMG isn't worthless
>>170796228
>Giving a shit about /co/ memes
Not everyone grew up consuming every form of junk media they shove down kids' throats. Samurai Jack isn't even good.
>>170796290
>>170796106
Spy is the weakest class in-game. He needed those buffs, and he's STILL the weakest class in -game.
>>170799050
My gameplay as demo in nutshell.
>>170799134
>/co/ memes
literally kill yourself
>>170799293
Samurai Jack is literally a meme only hyped up by retards from /co/ and /v/ who cannot accept that the things they liked when they were 12 are no longer that good when they are in their mid 20s.
>>170799050
also me
>>170799050
Every time I play demo, desu.
>>170799269
>>170799362
>>170799474
if you still win that's a good sign i guess
>missing melee attacks
idiot
>>170760180
What is this from.
I really need to know.
>>170800262
Not from any game, custom commission done by Urocos
>>170800902
i miss young b4nny
>>170801103
He just need to shave to be young again.
I had an interdasting chat with a hacker last night.
>playing stock pyro in pub
>doing well, outplaying shitty pocket soldier combo
>low player count, 7v5
>"would you like to switch yadda yadda"
>accidentally hit yes
>the soldier votekicks me
>vote passes
holy shit lmao
>>170799348
>>170799134
>Samurai jack isn't even good.
FUCKING FIGHT ME NERD. I WILL GIVE YOU A LOGIC ARGUMENT ON WHY SAMURAI JACK IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SHOWS.
tell me about it
>playing friendly heavy in esea invite
>POOT every member of froyo
>they act like a 9yo and crying
>i am cool
>best at everything
>wow my story is so believable
>errecting a cool story on 4chan
wtf i hate niggers right now
>>170805430
fukkboi
>>170805430
>lol they think capping = skill
>landfall
damn right its skill, place has 11 sentries every game
>>170805523
Oh no, this one was fukkboi
>>170805430
>>170805637
Wait, I just realised its the same person
>>170805637
wtf lol
>>170805430
>>170805637
>>170805701
I created the original fuccboi image on 30th of July 2016. So when he says "Sweaty tryhards and their low-tier unus on landfall all the time" he is saying that because he plays Landfall literally all the time
>>170805637
>tfw some unusual wearing nerd picks on your waifu, vibri.
LET ME AT EM'
So are there any news on that skeet sticky bomb launcher
Post yfw the pyro update makes the pyro an important class in 6v6
>>170807859
i don't care
>>170807859
>>170807859
Anything that lowers the amount of Lobbylord scunt mains infesting the place
>>170807859
>>170807859
>they buff afterburn to make it mark for death
>pyro becomes a scorch shot/detonator spammer, like demoman but it doesn't take any skill at all
>>170807859
if flamethrowers become tracking based i'm switching mains
>>170808406
spoil that shit
>Pyro is actually changed for the best, and is now a skill based class fit for competitive play
>all his weapons get rebalanced and all fill some kind of niche
>not only is he fun to play as, but is actually fun to play against
>everyone rejoices
>except for the old Pyro mains
>unable to adapt to skill based gameplay, their outcry is so loud that Valve reverts all the changes they make
This is the best case scenario.
should i paint my bill's hat?
>painting currency
>>170808752
always, people with unpainted Bill's hats are just poor.
>>170807859
>spy is still shit in 6v6
Why would anyone play spy when sniper exists?
>>170809285
because you want to hide in the opposing base and do nothing instead of hiding in your own base and doing nothing
>>170809285
I've tried playing sniper. I used to be decent at it, and I'm semi-consistent with amby headshots, but put a scope on my gun and I can't hit anything
>>170809052
it's not you fucking idiot
not running him 24/7 is the whole point
>>170809382
Use the classic
>>170809608
I actually use the cuntsman a lot whenever I dare to play sniper and it usually works out pretty well
>>170808406
>like demoman, but it doesn't take any skill at all
>>>>but
>>170809285
Because Spy is swag.
Also because it's satisfying to be the one CnD spy that waits for the best opportunities to fuck up the enemy team. Especially if you're like me and finally discovered the true value of stock revolver.
>>170809285
because I have a spy unusual
help
Is it possible to make rocket smoke trails, RL backblasts and explosion clouds dissappear?
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
>using skins and wearing furry hats
>calling someone else degenerate
what did it mean by that
>>170812576
>being this culturally retarded
>>170811852
They removed those from Directx 8.1 so just use launch options.
>>170812576
It's a meme you dip
what if damage ramp-up was removed
>>170812576
Found the Profligate.
>>170813224
Heavy OP
Pistol would be OP
Soldier spamming chokes would be unbearable
>>170812101
Vulpy, long time no see. Mark of Caesar? Don't need that shit, you guys only have plot missions.
>>170808752
>>170808872
Reminder that Balaclavas are forever
>>170813606
>you guys only have plot missions.
Might wanna take it to /v/ if you wanna piss off Obsidifags.
Easiest thing to do is say that no amount of Sawyer posting what if's on social media would have changed that the Legion was a poorly written faction.
You'll have enough (yous) to buy a PS3 at Launch!
Which one is comfier?
The clan pride is a UGC 1st place medal
>>170812101
>>170804647
>Nerd who unironically watches Toonami can't defend Samurai Jack in a logical manner, so he resorts to reaction images and caps
Absolutely delicious. One day you'll let go of those rose-tinted goggles and realize that everything was not better when you were 12.
>>170813965
Okay but seriously, last night's episode was some good shit
>>170813780
Get a pair of boots instead.
>>170813678
>>170814043
>Edgy and dark reboot of beloved children's classic
>Good
ahahahaha
I can't believe people honestly defend this crap. It's a true sign of the creative bankruptcy of our generation that they're resorting to feeding off of nostalgia than trying anything new.
>>170812101
whatthefuckdidyoujustfuckingsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch?
>>170814357
It's not a reboot though.
>>170813780
don't equip a third item
>>170814357
- not a reboot
- the second episode of the original run had crucified talking dogs
2/10 trolling, got me to reply and correct
I eat shit
Samurai Jack sounds like it was made for you, then.
B4nny is a crybaby
Salt was discovered by Grant Vincent in 1877.
>want a prof killstreak kit for my macabre scatter
>costs more than an Australium scattergun
Stupid bloody economy
why are 99% of NA comp players brainless dm bots that only care about frags
is this why b4nny has been on top for so many years ?
>tfw loch used to be a high risk high reward weapon
>now its still hated because of all the salt it caused when valve decided it wasnt strong enough even though its original purpose is long gone
>it will never be the gun everyone loves again
rip my sweet prince
>>170817925
blame retarded scout mains for crying that it was op
>>170813390
not fall-off you idiot, ramp-up
>>170813224
i think demo and sniper are the two classes least affected, apart from sentries, altough with stickies it depends what kind of ramp-up you are talking about. I think besides from those two, it would just pretty much lengthen time to kill across the board, for better or worse.
>>170818541
>Can oneshot light classes with almost no effort
>Not OP
>>170820192
i also think sniper should be nerfed :^)))
>when you watch your teams pyro not extinguish the medic and he dies
The one time I don't take the mad milk..
>>170817925
What i miss the most is the extra self damage, because you could use it to jump the fuck away from enemies as if it was a rocket
>>170820308
t. bad with no movement
>>170820465
My favorite meme is teammates running from me when I try to milk them.
I'm missing one mission to complete a tour, anyone want to mvm?
>>170795865
Are youIn Love With a Ghost?
What's the best way to make profit off of 1 key?
delete it from your backpack
>>170821903
unbox and pray to jabe newell
>>170805430
>>170805637
Do you guys NOT turn off pub chat?
>>170822180
sometimes I really wish there was a way to filter words
imagine, if you will
a pub with no lennys
no shrugs
no table flips
no harambe
>>170821215
id?
>>170822332
Until then, I'll continue using hud_saytext_time
Cause there's no actual discussion there. If I gotta tell my team something, i'll either use voice commands or use my mic
>team won't kick a hacker
>they kick me instead
that's it i hope overwatch kills this garbage fucking game.
>>170822442
I play with all mics muted all the time
What are you gonna do, fag?
>team is too retarded to kick a name changing hacker
>>170822407
just_chilling
>>170817925
>high risk
>one shotted light classes at any range
>easier to use because of nade speed
>could be spammed at long range without ever putting yourself in danger
>enemy team willfully not kicking the hacker
>>170814043
I have never said I watch Toonami.
I only watched the season premiere of Samurai jack.
I watched a couple of episodes of the show today. It still holds up as a very fantastic show.
Why are you so persistent on hating this show?
What makes you not enjoy it?
Smoking KE or TC?
dude weed lmao
>>170823932no cosmetics
what are some good looking cosmetics for 1.33-1.44?
>>170823932
get a good hat + effect for a class you main instead of a "status symbol" unusual with a bad effect
>>170822695
Not care.
Something something deaf-mutes
>>170824193
I don't really main any classes.
That's why i was thinking about getting a multi-class hat
>>170824140
>>170824140
Literally anything that isn't a meme.
Almost everything on bp.tf if isn't strange or genuine or has a killstreak slapped on it, is usually 1.33 there.
Unless you're looking for a well known meme, like the anger which is like, 5-7 ref I think
who the fuck gave this the okay
the new jack is alright I guess, doesn't blow you away with anything
they're still using the same fucking stock sounds from ten years ago and it suck major balls
>>170824140
>>170824919
So using familiar sounds automatically lessens the quality of the show?
They used it because it's suppose to be a continuation of the original show.
It's suppose to be a time gap between what was already established.
It's on the first episode, of course it wouldn't blow the load in the first five minutes.(Unlike you do, nerd)
>>170825153
they already sounded shit and unfitting sixteen years ago, when you were 3 years old
there's no excuse for using them in the current day and age
>>170824919
Are you talking about passtime or the powerjack or...?
jacking off
jack bauer
jack black
>>170824852
>The backpack icon looks like an alright hockey mask, fitting for halloween with the bloodstains
>The 3D model is a fucking flattened marshmallow with black dots on it that CLIPS WITH THE DEFAULT HAT
>Pyro gets an even shittier one that's wearable year round
Fucking why
Jack Thwagger
>>170824852
Probably because of the low quality graphics? Some items might look off.
>>170825324
You say it sounds like shit, but at what moments did it sound like it? What's your evidence against this notion?
Modernizing wouldn't make the quality better. I'd rather keep the sounds that are familiar because it fits into that world.
Why would the beetles that jack fought IN THE SAME SHOW have a different walking sound effect?
http://tf2r.com/kj8m1z7.html
45 minutes to go
Jack's hairy sack
Handsome Jack?
Jack-o'-lantern
jack of all trades
jackyour fucking brains out you dumb fucking losers
>lose one round
>half of the team leaves
>stays unbalanced for all of the other rounds
why
>>170826971
because instead of auto balancing they ask the fucks if they want to join the losing team
>>170825906
i'm on high m8
>>170827215
remember wen autobalance actually worked
>>170827237
Looks way different than my high settings.
Well, it is an old item. Probably was rushed to fill in an item quota they had.
>finally settle for a game after a long day
>triggerbot airblasting pyro and two aimbotters on the enemy team
>being the bunch of pussies they are they don't kick them
nice
4th sniper was asking them to give him a bow
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/94/Engineer_autodejectedtie02.wav?t=20100709021607
What is jarate made of?
>>170828089
>accusing people of botting
sounds like u are the one who is triggered
>>170829485
Karate
>>170829510
They make it clear when they ariblast stuff coming from out of their field of vision.
>>170823426
>tfw only Netflix
how do I get Adult Swim whike being poor?
>>170829510
hmu next time you can regularly do a 180 and perfectly airblast a LC cannonball directly at the person who fired it
>>170830516
>Wanting to watch shitty dubs
>Wanting to watch shitty dubs of children's cartoons
lmao
>>170830743
>airblast triggers when a projectile is near you
>this is the function of the bot
>somehow it also is a temporary aimbot
>somehow you can aimbot projectiles
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://steamcommunity.com/id/despondency
Why is the winner of my raffle some guy with a vac ban pretending to be vkh?
>>170830941
are you retarded
>>170831028
>loses the argument categorically
>ad hominems
>>170831271
>i use phrase
>i not know what it mean
derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>170831413
>Greentexting instead of staying on topic about pyro and aimbotting
>Yes I am aware that I am being hypocritical at this moment
ok
>>170831736
Fucking quitter.
>>170830802
nvm, I found it
you should try havung fun sometime, Anon. Find something you like and persue it
>>170805430
he's right you know
if you main a support class you are the lowest degree of plebeian
>>170833170
t. knuckledragger
>just found out you can see if a random screenshotted you
wtf
HOW
>>170833170
Support is one of the most powerful things in the world. We have to be extremely appreciative of it. Imagine if your Mother didn't support you and decided to smoke, drink, and abort you rather than carrying you around for 9 months straight. Always be thankful for support and always hold support to a high standard
If you main a support class, you're a real human being. And a real hero
>>170833537
t. armlet
>join pub
>carry team to victory
>21 streak
>not a single compliment
>feel bad
But
>the same as above
>receive compliments
>feel the fucking happiest person on Earth
I wish I was the kind of player that plays good for fun and not for attention seeking. How do I fix myself?
>>170834141
Usually when you do good you just get yelled at by the other team.
>>170834260
I don't.
And if I do it's still attention.
First and foremost, you can start with not posting dumb frog images
Secondly, from personal experience, I hype me and the Homies up as the best thing about the server. I kick shitters, and when team mates go "wtf, why u gotta be a jerk?", I'll respond with "They're bringing us down. Yada yada yada, here to win, not throw". By the end of the game, we usually get a person or two say "Wow, Viva. You were right. You actually were good. GG"
I just talk the talk and walk the walk. I'm having fun and communicating with the Homies in Mumble while people on in-game chat go "Damn, these guys are really good". I don't seek the compliments, but when they come along, whoo boy, it's a nice feeling. With or without them, I'm happy that I'm playing with my boys
make loch n load like the FaN
+20% faster projectiles
+50% faster firing speed
+20% damage bonus vs buildings
-50% clip size
-reloads both shots at once but not in an overpowered direct upgrade way like with the soda popper
-projectiles shatter on surfaces
-some negligible downside
>>170833853
#gibuslivesmatter
>>170834545
switch the firing speed out for:
>+ pierces damage resistances
how do we buff heavy
>>170835027
Heavy is perfectly fine where he's at.
>>170835027
steroids
>>170835103
>>170835027
Let him move faster without committing suicide in the process
>>170835103
No, I agree he needed a nerf but the ramp up is annoying as fuck. To be effective I have to then every corner SHOOTING for two seconds to get the ramp up. This just makes it annoying to play.
>>170835027
lunchbox slot
>>170835027
pocket medic
>>170835027
Change the ramp-up nerf to count from when he revs up, not starts firing.
Make his other lunchbox items decent.
>>170835567
This
>remove the weird firing time ramp-up
>make the GRU have the same stats as Eviction Notice
done
>>170835476
>Let him move fast
retarded.
honestly don't know if i would want heavy to be buffed
he would just be way to good at denying bombers and if there's anything tf2 doesn't need it's being slowed down even more
>>170835476
don't do this
it's like giving scout more health like wtf
>>170836590
>>170837484
Why do you guys think I play scout more than I play heavy even though I main heavy
He too damn slow
>>170837863
>I main heavy
retarded
>He too damn slow
GRU is too fast already
>>170837987
>Pull out GRU
>Now you can't attack anything and everything minicrits you
Congratulations dumbass
>>170837863
>>170838271
ok let's give pyro a strong long range weapon while we're at it
and demo a shotgun and gunboats
and make sniper good at close range
>Why do you guys think I play scout more than I play heavy
???
where exactly did you read this
>>170838513
because I play scout more than I play heavy
Because he too damn slow
>>170838564
what
>>170838271
>pull out GRU
>your positioning and retreat weaknesses are severely reduced
>you're no longer a slow class with great damage output and health, you're an adequately fast class with great damage output and health
Eviction notice is a better choice anyways
>>170838701
>Great health
>When soldier can kill you in three rockets, not even scoring directs, with no damage falloff
>When scout absolutely shreds you
As a heavy main playing scout, I actually physically laugh when I see a GRU heavy
And then my strange scatter's count goes up by one
>>170838883
T H I S
>>170839031
>it's a "someone pretends to be retarded on tf2g" episode
>>170839031
just put the gru away retard?
when is valve officially going to include deathmatch mode in the server browser
>player amount doesnt matter, 6 players is just as good as 12
>improves skills like aiming projectiles, movement, strafing and air-strafing
>teaches the importance of map knowledge
>stalemates are literally impossible
>more fun than the actual game
and by server browser i meant casual mode
>>170839165
>You are marked for death while active, and for short period after switching weapons
>This weapon holsters 50% slower
>>170839156
>Using the GRU over the eviction notice ever
>Thinking you're smart when you die the exact second you walk into mid because both the enemy soldiers and their demo are already there and you're marked for death
lol
>what is ctf, pass time or any gamemode/map people don't play the objective on
>>170840109
which panel is overbatch?
>>170840495
probably top right
>>170840019
>prime examples of stalemates
no
you have 10 seconds to say why you don't switch to medic when your team clearly needs oneI'm a giant fucking pussy who doesn't handle big responsibilities well and feels bad for dying
>>170840109
where would ace of spades be placed?
>>170841143
i dont want to ruin my k/d ratio
>>170841143
sometimes I'd rather have fun losing than not have as much fun and win
>>170841143
what my team needs most usually isn't a medic because there are better classes to heal than spies, pyros and snipers
>>170841143
i exist to kill
>>170841143Playing medic is boring
>>170841143
usually there's nobody worth healing
>>170841143
But I do
>>170841143
I would be more helpful to the team by playing demo.
So it's been a year or two since I have played, is bills hat (left for dead) still rediculasly expensive?
>>170842719
No, I think theyre less than five dollars on the community market. Buds tanked too. Keys are like 20 refined now.
>>170842719
Nah. Like 2 keys or somethin
>>170841461
But needle spray and parry is always fun
>>170841143
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/99/Medic_specialcompleted02.wav?t=20100625235940
>>170835027
Give him a new secondary that applies some damage mitigationmay be even 2 seconds of invulnerability with cooldownor faster movement speed or faster deploy bonuses after getting out from the tele-exit for a small period.
That'd make him a shocktrooper instead of a tank, dying wouldn't be much of a trouble as long as you have an Engineer backing you up. That would change the meta of not building Teleporters at the last point.
Give him another secondary for ammo health (like old P. Persuader). Alternatively give him Ludmilla back which heals Heavy at the cost of more ammo consumption when revved up. With these two in mind, Uncle Dane's Ammo Reserve idea seems more enticing.
His lunchboxes are vital. Warrior's Spirit should be able to gain a small percentage of lunchbox bar on hit. At the other hand, I say why not he can't benefit from Scout's Candy Cane ability more to replenish lunchbox items. Too bad that Scout generally don't go well with Heavy, because he lacks area denial like Demo/Soldier. He needs a banner like secondary to apply a damage mitigation to an area to keep Scout and alike fragile classes around him.
>>170837987
>GRU
retarded
>>170839165
>put GRU away
>roamer approaches
>roamer still have 3 second time frame to minicrit you
>you have no idea where or when roamer may approach you
>you're minicrit eating bitch with boxing gloves and he's airborne
>only ever wear 2 cosmetics
>my achievement gibus i strangified named "The Only Hat I Ever Loved"
>my vintage pyrovision goggles named "F2P Vision"
>love my set more than i could love a burning KE
i also like sour grapes
>>170843782
Seriously, how often do Heavys even get the chance to melee someone? Why do people think that Warriors Spirit change sounds good?
thole is so cool everyone lets like and favorite all his videos, and his penis is so huge and he is so great and amazing at tf2. what a great guy 10/10
https://youtu.be/8HijmReaaEY
pic related: top fragger
>>170845092
thole a cute!
>>170845280
>>170845092
fuck off thole
>>170843782
As a heavy you never melee anyone unless you're goofing around or trying to humiliate someone. Makin sandwich recharge slightly faster is about as useful as shortstop push. If anything, make the warrior's spirit automatically refill the heavy's lunchbox slot per kill and if it's already full allow you to have 2 of the same lunchbox. A fat, slow demoknight that can't charge and takes extra damage needs some serious buffs to be viable
>>170845650
>Thole made two 4chan accounts just to shitpost
>>170845092
>>170845280
>>170845428
>>170845650
>>170845772
i literally made 0 of these posts. someone is a shithead, and for once it isnt me
Meme this soldier.
Please.
>>170846197
>>>170845092
>>>170845280 (You)
>>>170845428
>>>170845650
>>>170845772
>>>170845852
>samefag
>>170844632
>Seriously, how often do Heavys even get the chance to melee someone?
If you're using a shotgun, alot actually. Other than that you can be cheeky and drop on people from above.
WS is meant for getting pocketed, without any overheal your life is at a stake.
As I remember, if you get pocketed and kept well at maxhp, that "50 hp on kill" WS bonus can refill your lunchbox.
>Why do people think that Warriors Spirit change sounds good?
To be honest I never read that stuff anywhere else. I thought it's sort of original but it only makes sense that someone else thought of it.
The thing is Steak buff+WS, one shots most light classes. The bonus I mention here is "10% per hit", which is approx. 2.7s gain.
You can't get a free refill unless you kill like 4-5 light classes in a row without dying.
Brass Beast-Steak-Warrior's Spirit set is insensible pile of garbage, a high risk-high reward thing
Steak have no self-healing capabilities and puts you at great risk when you decide to use it as a set.
55% more damage taken when using Steak, getting rooted to the ground while shooting. Not even getting pocketed can save your arse for long.
>>170846103
I like that shotgun name
>>170846304
>If you're using a shotgun
>refill your lunchbox.
I have 1000 hours in heavy and I still don't understand what you're trying to say
>>170845092
I think thole is bad and just gets lucky shots sometimes
>>170840109
There's no 2?
>>170840495
>>170840606
top left with the artstyle of bottom right
>>170839302
official dm/mge servers would be fun for a week, until it literally becomes the only mode anyone plays
>>170841143
im already med
>Sent a trade offer 3 hours ago
>The guy has been online for 6 hours
>No response
REEEEEE
That reminds me
I should post my phone's wallpaper in the Homescreen thread
>>170846561
>If you're using a shotgun
Family Business is gud. You should try it more if you haven't. With stock Minigun or Tomislav, you won't even touch it I know. Although FB -also dalakoh's- are what makes Natascha or Brass Beast somewhat bearable.
>refill your lunchbox
Okay stay with me; WS+Steak one shots light classes and gives you 50 extra hp per kill. When you are being pocketed or already at maxhp this extra healing refills your Steak aka lunchbox.That's what I know
What I'm trying to do is, making the bonus stabile but slower to work with "Sandvich" better. Because it's not sane to run over to someone with 30-55% damage vulnerability even for packing up more damage.
>>170823030
>2 clip size
>spamming
?//?//???//?/?/?
What's the command to use minimized viewmodels again?
>>170847865
tf_use_min_viewmodels 1
how do i make lodsamoney with nine cents (canadian)
>>170847737
Or, now, this might sound CRAZY, but you can shoot the enemy with BULLETS that deal 550 DAMAGE PER SECOND at the SAME DISTANCE your WS can even hit them at
AND, you don't need to waste a player slot on your team to keep you alive, or any time to eat a fucking slab of meat
just an idea, wacky I knowOr you can just not play heavy
>>170847992
Buy a spec ks kit. Fill it out. Sell it. Buy more spec ks kits. Work your way up to prof ks kits. Of course, this is assuming you have metal and not just steambux.
"find [query]" gives you all commands that have [query] in them plus a short explanation and the default value
"find viewmodel" will give you all the viewmodel commands for example
>>170848135
Source on that sign?
>>170848343
seconding
>>170848343
Looks like Binding of Isaac's Eve fanart. No idea about the artist but a short search on rule34 sites should give you the source quickly.
>>170848135_____________okay
>>170848212
okay thanks i also have kits too
>>170848343
>>170848478
What are you gay?
>>170847953
Thanks
For some reason it doesn't work with the BFB
>>170848765
forgot the link
http://imgur.com/a/dUT1P
Wow looks like I'm the gay one
How do you arrange your loadouts, /tf2g/?
>A: Primary pub loadout
>B: Secondary/comp loadout
>C: MvM Loadout
>D: Jumper/Fuck about loadout
>>170849014
>A: Loadout
>B: Empty
>C: Empty
>D: Empty
>>170849014
A: Main and favorite loadouts
B: MvM Loadouts. Except for Medic. A and MvM are the same. B is just the stock Medigun loadout
C: Mostly shit I never bother to touch. Dumb looking loadouts. Maybe some Halloween ones. For Medic, it's Quick-Fix
D: Stuff I use even less. Vaccinator for Medic
>>170848889
i think it just looks similar
>>170849014
A. Joke loadout
B. Regular loadout
C. Pub loadout
D. Hatless loadout
>>170849014
A: Main loadout
B: Random shit I left on there years ago
C: More random shit
D: Some classes have halloween cosmetics, some have random shit
>>170849014
a. pocket loadout (soldier/scout) uber on medic
b. flank loadout (soldier/scout) kritz on medic
c. alternate pocket
d. autism
>>170849116
same
>>170849014
a: loadout I'm having the most fun with
b: loadout I'm most effective with
c: sentries
d: empty
>>170849014
A: Main loadout
B: Secondary loadout (Gunboats, Gunslinger, etc)
C: Incredibly niche/gimmick loadout, Eureka Effect
D: kinda whatever. Jag and fun loadouts I suppose.
Reply to this post to get your loadout MEME'd
>>170848212
which spec ks fabricators will net the most metal when completed?
>>170849014
A: Main
B: Spooky main
C: Medieval
D: MvM
>>170849648
Fuck me daddy
>>170849648
>>170849014
>A: Random outfit
>B: Another outfit
>C: Unusual outfit
>D: Suprise, it's another outfit
>>170849648
>>170849014
>common loadout
>alternate loadout
>shitty loadout with gibus
>mvm
>>170849648
>>170849930
>>170848135
How many objectors do you have?
>>170849648
Please meme >>170846103
>go to inventory
>type ''
>post results
>>170849930
I guess.
>>170805637
my opinion that people who use the phrase kek are not worth existing has been reinforced
>>170850783
''
>>170850942
As well as "Rekt"
Anyone got that copypasta about the guy grinding dm servers saying he would be prem or something
cant find it anywhere
>>170850783
>it needs to be two appostraphes
fucking valve
>>170850783
>nothing renamed with quotes because if you do that it shows up doublequoted ingame
>only quotes are from stock descriptions
woooooooow
when are they going to fix the bug on bfb where if you get shot you lose charge
>>170850783
you gotta do two of these ' babies instead of one o' these "
>>170850783
>>170851594
highlight what i typed
>>170851626
gay
>>170850783
>>170850783
>>170850783
>>170851718
book magazine
>>170851774
>owning the wedding ring
>>170850009
>>170851774
Without even looking, I knew that this poster was vibri.
>>170851774
>Ring
>>170851797
>have decent internet
>literally never play with under 50 ping because i live in the westernmost corner of europe
>only server under 50 ping i find was a tr_walkway
fuck my life
i regret exactly 0 (zero) of them
>>170851948
I don't even have that many, though
>>170851948
>>170852220
+screenie
when will valve finally give up on the medic isn't allowed to have hitscan weapons meme
>>170850351
>>170852575
More like
Genius tripcode user with excellent taste, sexy hats, and truthful and factual posts. Keep on living your wonderful life, Viva. I wish I were as blessed as you
:)
>>170853175
Why are you talking about wanderer?
>>170853263
Who?
>>170853293
Only the most hard working and creative poster of this board.
>>170850489
Tf2 is the only game with back stabbing as a mechanic.
literally every generic shooter has increased melee damage from behind
>>170853917
even fucking binding of isaac has a backstab item now
>>170853917
whats halo
>>170850691
So do we have any solid info about the upcoming update? I'm holding my money for when it comes out.
>>170855057
we know it is coming out """soon""" (before 2018)
and that it will include a few balance changes to weapons(pyro weapons), and probably new hats/taunts.
at this rate frankly I'm afraid it might be delayed until the summer event
>>170853724
ayy
>when a girly medic heals you
>>170855178
I've also heard a rumor that a new 3 minute short is coming out with it.
guys i figured out how to fix tr_walkway_rc2 permenantly
put
sv_allow_point_servercommand always
in your autoexec
>>170855927
>rumor
retard
>>170856127
i mean that was kind of obvious
>>170856271
what was
>>170856345
Your "advice"
literally everyone here knows how an autoexec works and that you needed that command in it
retard
>>170856520
got any evidence on how "literally everyone" knew that or are you just talking out of your ass
>>170856127
i think everyone here knew that
i have a razorback renamed as "Idiot Detector â„¢"
>>170772026
>Darwin's nerf
kinda needed for MM to not suck with snipers
>Razorback nerf
Why? It's good at what it does and sniper is left without utility because of it. It's really balanced.
>PBPP Buff
needed so that it's not a shitty "hurr just dodge the damage" meme
>Rework to flames and airblast
well if it makes him less of a bullet sponge I'm game
>>170856784
you, sir, are epic. +1 internets to you :)
>>170856860
actually forgot to mention its a strange razorback
http://www.strawpoll.me/12518974
>>170856604
>he asks for evidence on tech support for a japanese dress up game on a mongolian throatsinging forum
neck yourself faggot
>>170855057
>>170855178
Summer update incoming?
>>170849014
A: Pub loadout; annoying crowd control, critload or ambush: Nat-Holiday Heavy, Kritz-Vita Med, cannon-shield Demo, sand-cleaver Scout, Backburner-Scorch Pyro, Ninjaneer, Carbine-Machina Sniper, Mangler-Buff Soldier
B: Normal loadout; stock mostly or teamplay oriented: stock-scratcher Pybro, vich-Evict Heavy, Circuit-Jag Engi, CnD-cicle spy, LL or stock with EP Soldier
C: Self-challenge/subclass loadout: BFB-Wrap Scout, Widow-Funmaker, Demoknight, FB Heavy, Bargain Sniper, AStrike-Battalion Soldier
D: MvM or a fun loadout: Milk Scout, Hitman-Jarate Sniper, RR-Wrangler Engi, Beggar's-Gardener Soldier
>proof
>>170856860
>>170856784
samefag
>>170857338
Good thing you told me.
>>170849014
>A: Primary comp loadout / vanilla
>B: Secondary comp loadout
>C: Pub loadout
>D: Literally never use this / demoknight
>pyro main spamming lennies
>furry hat with unusual miscs and everything is pink
>australium flame thrower renamed to "try harder"
>his avatar is an sfm of his loadout
>his name is made out of a stupid amount of tags and indecipherable characters
why do people like this exist
have they gone too far down the irony drain that they forgot they were being ironic in the first place?
>>170849648
Hi, I'm the collage anon from earlier. I've got a h*ckin heap load of load outs now bit a thing I don't have is actual screenshot edits. If anybody wants to help out that'd be a fat frag in my book.
>>170860346
Just frag them, my dude. I'm fond of Pyro, but shitheads are shitheads no matter what class. Fragging them puts them in their place.
>>170860347
nice tom, dude
>>170860346
>his avatar is an sfm of his loadout
haha people don't actually do this
right?
>Call out some spawncamping cock eyed russian as some shitter.
>''Add me and we can 1v1 on an mge server''
>''Lol add me then pussy.''
>Send him a friend request.
>Get blocked.
>Leaves server.
WHY ARE RUSKIES SO FUCKING BAD AT VIDEOGAMES BUT SHIT TALK ON THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Convince me not to spend $100 to pay for 100,000 for this achievement.
Why did sfm loadout pics become such a meme
Miles better than picking some random meme pic, or worse; using a steam default pic
>>170864418
>not unlocking it through steam achievement manager.
???
>>170864425
>or worse; using a steam default pic
fight me right now
>>170864425
Nothing wrong with random meme pics
>>170864418
gib.me/sam
Done
>>170864546
DING DONG BANNU
>>170864660
>Getting banned
???
>>170860347
Can't help you there my man. Sorry.
>>170864418
Why would any amount of money ever be involved?
Shit's bugged anyway, just SAM it. The Official TF2 Wiki told you how to cheat those achievements when they did work, so you're good to go if you're worried about it being kosher.
>greentext
three question marks
>>170865157
>greentexting at all
??
greater-than symbol greater-than symbol one hundred and seventy million, eight hundred and sixty-five thousand, two hundred and eighty-seven
Several question marks implying that I fail to comprehend your statement
>>170865657
There's no such things as dubs on this board, newfriend.
>>170866082
there is though
>>170866261
Where's your evidence?
proofs.rck
>>170866447
00s
Alright fags, it's 4AM, i'm missing one mission and i want to get this over with
Add me if you want to shoot some robooty
id/just_chilling
>>170867182
good luck getting that roll in the next century.
>>170867235
First off, rude
Secondly, you being in a different time zone is a no go
Thirdly, how the shit have you not done it yet in the last 12 hours? Just solo queue it
>>170867365
"Secondly, you being in a different time zone is a no go"
cringe
>>170867365
>he can't beat mvm having 250 ping
And you think you're good at mvm kek
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>>170867365
First off, you're the rude one since you didn't add me after asking for my id back then
Secondly, ping doesn't matter for mvm
Thirdly, after the bullshit with valve's idea of queue ban i went to play something else. Plus i like playing with people i know aren't complete shitters
Is TF2 still good?
>>170867607
yea
oh
only 000 trips are enabled
interesting
test post pls ignore
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>>170867607
compared to what
>>170867427
What's cringe about it? I only play with people who are one time zone away. Whether it's one hour back or forward, that's as far as I've gone. Definitely not gonna start with someone 3-4 hours away
>>170867476
I can and I have. I didn't like it, so I'll stick to my comfy Virginia servers
I'm the greatest Medic in MvM
>>170867560
I never said "Yes, I would like to play MvM". I only asked for the id. I checked out the profile, and went back to shiny hunting in Moon
I'd rather play with East coasters or people an hour away
Exactly. If I had said yes, you went ahead and did the same thing of moving on anyway. You're the rude one for making the request for MvM and not following through after a 10 minute wait. Well that's something you'll have to put up with. You're not gonna get a full queue. You're gonna deal with at least three shitters
>>170867607
Lmao
Hell no
>>170867971
>You're the rude one for [...] not following through after a 10 minute wait
Dude
>>170831736
Ain't my fault valve's retarded
>>170868208
Tsk tsk
Guess you can fool around with the late night MvMers through solo queues now. Good luck
>>170867746
>all those glimpses of asperger generals
cringed
ded
>>170870539
Better ded than RED
>>170868492
You didn't know? /vg/ is the autism containment board. This general is no different.
http://tf2r.com/ki9sq3q.html
Blu
More like Poo
gottem
hi tf2g
goodnight tf2g
>>170874125
>>170874276
just for the record that's not my load out...Too poor to afford the horse head
goddamn, I need to build a photo booth for my boxing arena, spending too much time trying to get a good shot of the fighters only to end up with their name tag in half of these.
>Going to: Nucleus
>fuck you it's 2fort!
>>170876397
Page 10I like War themed hat sim 2007
>>170880665
i like video games that are actually goodlike the one you just said
tf2 isn't war themed
But there is war
tf2 is desert themes
its badlands, not desert themed you dumbass
>>170881892
TF2 IS A DESERT THEME
>>170882113
FUCK YOU
Its all sand
it's all shit
>>170880665
>>170881537
>>170881658
>>170882261
but it's the late 60's and early 70's
if anything the mercs are fashion pioneers because shit was starting to get crazy fashion-wise
>>170849014
every class but med:
a. one loadout i never deviate from
empty
empty
empty
medic: a. stock
b. kritz:
c. quick shits
d. vacc
bow and ubersaw everyhere else.
It's all over
>>170882459
BUT THE CRYING
>Degenerates
>running around as gibus pyro outplaying unusual wearers
>constant salt in chat
>they think hats means good
hahahahahah
ok ill give it a whirl, post your screenshots. dosent have to be any kind of purpose going on, just post them screenies and ill see if i cant meme them up.
>>170883652
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>>170883652
Theads dead, hopefully this will perk it up
>>170883686
RETARD. Delete you're fucking life.
>>170883759
Delete your computer
>>170884290
oldmandragsmycomputertorecyclebin.gif
>>170884749
Now delete system 32
Delete me
How do we fix Soldier?
>>170882261
Thats totally wrong though, the game never aimed to resemble the 40s (post-release)
>>170885004
He is fine
>>170885045
Hes OP
>>170885103
Maybe if you are bad
>>170885154
YOU are the bad one
Oh
Yeah
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