Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>>170464037
>when you start winning with your 5/5 carry slav team

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-CnWwbeetE

>>170464538
>veggies Esports threw an EZ game and let a 5K NA shitstack into main qualifiers

LUL

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Radiant = Order
Dire = Order
Jungle = Chaos
Wards = Logos
Roshan = the dragon
Ancient = the golden ball

But who is the Father???

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>sadfrog boys

>>170464538
yea baby that's that good shit

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>>170464737
your teammates

>>170464751
i do not believe this

>>170464839
you dont believe the alexa ranking for 4chan.org?

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>>170464737
you rang?

>>170464694
that Veggie gives their qualifiers spot for a 5k NA stack really shows you that EU=China>SEA>>>>>shit>>>>NA talents

>it's a two buddies go lane together with some weird meme picks that only worked in their heads and play the game as one big shitty hero of negative impact episode

how do I win in 5000 behavior score tier where the other 4 players pick carries and start flaming each other

>>170464737
Link me to the video talking about these symbols thx

I think the main reason we are losing population is because the community is so toxic and cancerous and there is 0 punishment for it.

I'd rather have a over enforcing report system than a lack of one any day

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>>170465065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixc9i1G7eew

straight up mid abaddon winning in eu qualis right now

I just realized that hotd was buffed a ton so that all us shitters would learn to micro more than one unit. ice fregg really cares

>>170465228
>run at OD
>win

great game, dotards

>>170464954
>team of egyptians are considered favorites for winning the """"""""""""""european"""""""" opens

tbqh im not surprise it takes a bunch of muslim to prop up your faded scene

even if Beans make it to the qualifier you realize they have no chance right dotards

>>170465182
Cores are tired of fighting for their role every game and non-cores are tired of supporting 4 cores one of which is a jungler. Even in 9k we see people griefing because they didn't get mid like that Matumba's game today.

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>>170464938

>>170466092
OY VEY
THE CURRENT YEAR, GOY

>>170466049
I'm honestly just tired of losing when I do everything right and everyone just wants to play their own game undoing all my work

>>170466092
>wahhh nobody thinks my epic edgy team names are funny!

back to >>>/b/

>>170466092
noooooo not this cuck again

>>170466204
Who are you quoting?

>>170466284
>she even dresses like Yoko
can't make this shit up
she's pretty cute there tho

>>170466284
im glad she spoilered herself with those huge glasses

>>170466092
it's not unacceptable, let them have their stupid names
bet they'd pop an artery if a team had a name like "saynotoracism" -SNR or some shit

>>170466414
except a name like saynotoracism implies a positive message, while Holocaust Niggers is very negative, on both sides. Holocaust Niggers has no positive connotations and is just a funny name with lots of bad words mom wont let me say on facebook

>>170465182

nah, it's because we are in the worst patch ever, map changes like shrines, the jungle, rune changes, all the ganking routes, roshan and a few bad talents literally turned dota into something else.

I'm totally ok with talents over flat stats, but nothing justify the other changes all at the same time changing the terrain layout that way really crippled the game for me, it was part of the rules of the game (I know some minor changes happened before, specially because of the ~dire advantage~) but it was like, changing the lines and the goal distance of a football field

>>170466561
no to racism isn't very positive anon
you're literally using negative there

>>170466284
needs a mask too

>>170466561
don't necessarily disagree
i don't think dota2 names should be censored though
it helps to identify who's an idiot and such

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>day9 learns dota is still going on
what a disaster

>>170464443
DOTA 2 has lost 20% of players in 12 months.

Valve killed it, killed it good.

>>170466742
oh fugg no that's so sad

>>170466742
Not watched any of it, what's wrong with it?

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>>170466138
can someone please explain to me who this guy is? why is his face like that? that cant be human

>>170466092
why are people trying to PC Dota 2? its not going to work. Holocaust Niggers is a cool name

>>170466951
purge is teaching dota
it would be better if he was teaching it to a complete idiot, but day 9 generally knows where purge is going several sentences ahead of purge getting to the point, but purge refuses to acknowledge that he doesn't have to teach a grown man that if he steps out of view he will be hidden (he literally gave day9 that lesson a week or two ago)

Why is Morphling such a trash hero now?

>>170466951
Purge sucked any fun the series could have had out of it

>>170466997
he's one of two french science fiction novelists
theyre literal nonames but some guys on pol tried to force them as a meme, making out that they were controlling the rothschilds, who control the world

both of them have had massive amounts of plastic surgeries for some reason, maybe to look young, but they were p good looking before plastics

>>170467078
>>170467116
So he's just being anal and going over shit a retard could figure out? How long they doing it for?

>>170466742
desu you never stop learning new things in dota

>>170467116
>purge
>not being fun when he isn't being the weatherman meme
wow what a revelation

>>170466997
-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>170467263
I think they started in January

>>170467283
>>170467161
why are /pol/ original memes so bad?

My Legion is cursed. Doesn't matter when I play her I always lose because of some meme shit that's out of my control. Of course that happens in Dota but it's 100% with her. So annoying.

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>>170467721
>elected a president
>bad

Can you guys all go buy lots of Winter Treasure III chests, so that more of you unlock the Outland Ravager set, so that there are more on the market, so I can get it for a reason able price?

Thanks in advance

>>170465182
as a former league player Im quite content with dota community

>>170467935
nice try Gabe

>>170468042
but I really want it anon...why does it have to be the rarest tier

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>>170467935

>play support
>shit cores who auto lock a lane
>play core
>flamers/intentional feeding/ throwing

GET ME OUT OF 4k

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>Aqua/Water theme for next hats
>everyone is going to do dumbshit like pirates instead of putting all the female heroes in skimpy bikinis

>>170465228
mist coil is underrated
it does a lot of damage

B E A N E D

>>170468876
are there any notable teams left in open qualifier besides sing stack?

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>>170466092
>rape train and niggers holocaust
kek
when will people lighten up

>>170468539

>imblying there wont be an aquatic themed female hero in a skimpy bikini revealed at ti7

>>170468960
Horde will probably win the open qualifier, they're made up of leftover Swedes like Akke

>>170469107
they suck so badly

>>170469170
yeah but its the EU qualifiers :^)

>>170468981

probably never

trap hero when
i mean an actual feminine boi hero

>nobody discussing Purge cons a goy

>>170469290
what is puck

>>170467161
because theyre though up by an american IRC thinktank and then tried to be forced in every thread

>>170469213
the french stack is good

is singstack playing anymore games today?

>>170469339
i want a crossdresser
an actual boy in girl clothes

>>170466092
i was going to somewhat agree to what he said until i saw it's that swedish faggot again, fuck him

>>170469387
ro32 should be the last one

>>170468539
just how big are her tits?
they look so soft

>>170469413
what is windranger

>>170466742
he still forcing himself to the scene? he's such a fucking retard for jumping from a dead game to another dead game.

>>170469413
this is the patrician taste

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5y9s9r/chinese_dota2_official_twitter_says_big_update/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=DotA2

chink dota 2 twitter just spilled the beans on a big update tomorrow

ill bet its gonna be spring cleaning round 2 and jugg arcana

>>170469669
Female Invoker is getting released

>game client is out of date, please restart
>it's just items
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO NO FORCED UPDATES UNLESS THE PATCH WAS A BUGFIX OR BALANCE CHANGE

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

>>170469669
It is some event for the Chinese, don't get hyped up over nothing.

>>170469867
fuck off its a beta

>>170469867
TI6 just ended you fuck

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woah freya_Chan is back on twitch

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>>170469387
cant play any more games if you get eliminated

>>170469669
>updated Clinkz and Pugna models to remove skeletal theme
>Dark Troll Summoner no longer summons skeletal minions

What are the item timings for storm spirit?

>>170469727
i want a boi qop

>>170470090
soon Valve will get desperate and cash in on sex eventually, just need the game to die a little more

>>170470160
QoP is literally a nod to bdsm.

>Purge talking about the synergy between AM and necro because mana drain
what a trickster

>>170470160
is that the forecast for 2030?

>>170470407
>this hero does damage and the other hero does damage too so they synergize!
purge is a hack

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I play a bit, but don't feel like I'm getting better + mmr not improving.

whats the most efficient way to play to increase mmr? I'm 2.9k

I worry about first picking carry and then getting a 5 carry team. I main support (wd, cm, jakiro, visage)

I just had someone at 4k

4k, not 1k, not 2k, 4k.

I just had someone at 4k trying to convince me that mid silencer is somehow a fucking counter against brewmaster, BM got t2 at the 22 minute mark.

>>170470651
ok

>>170470651
>4k is good
love this new maymay

>>170469669
>removed shrines
>reverted neutral camp timings
>ogre magi int gain from 2.0 to 1.0
>centaur war stomp now has a 1.5s channel time
>slithereen crush now instantly kills slardar upon use
>added three new heroes: phantom lancer, enchantress and gyrocopter

>>170470928
so glad we have Reddit decide these things and not the mouth breathers here

>>170470928
t.Bulldong

>>170470651
It's not 2012 anymore 5k below is a mix of smurfs and newbies who picked "played dota before" on their first dota game

>obvious bought account playing our carry
>slardar so overpowered we carry him anyway

>>170470928
just remove everything lol

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Rapier can no longer be disassembled. #Dota2

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Rapier can no longer be disassembled. #Dota2

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Rapier can no longer be disassembled. #Dota2

>>170471334
was this a thing?

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Loli Pugna and Juggernaut Arcana. #Dota2

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Loli Pugna and Juggernaut Arcana. #Dota2

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Loli Pugna and Juggernaut Arcana. #Dota2

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>>170471559
>Valve replaces all skeletons with loli to appease China

>>170471559
wtf it's real

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm

valve announced antidegeneracy policy-all anime avatars and certain key phrases will be vac banned

>game starts
>shit picks with no lanes
>russian letters

Thank god for iron talon.

Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
/d2g/ is for fags

>Wykrhm Reddy@wykrhm
Starting next Monday, the 13th, Dota servers will begin to be shutdown to save money. First is peru and Russia

>>170471559
Make it happen or I will quit this motherfucking game

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>Purge is now defending manta PA

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Happy international womens day fellow redditbros

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>>170472082
That's right.

I really wish shadow blade would get a nerf. Invisibility being open to every hero is just such an annoying piece of shit to deal with. The item is relatively cheap, gives okay damage and attack speed, and requires a large investment by the enemy to play around (sentries for defence, dusts for offence). It even forces you to group more. I don't think any other item *forces* you to change your gameplay so much.

There's no other similarly costed item that requires as much of a gold/strategy investment to counter as shadow blade. And you absolutely have to counter it hard or that slark/ursa/alchemist/tusk/rubickthegrandmagus/etc is going to spam kill your supports.

>If it's so good, why don't pro teams get them on every hero every single game?
Because pro teams will punish it 100% effectively. If someone gets ganked, they'll absolutely all TP in to punish. If you dust someone during a gank, you know for sure that they'll followup on that dust properly. I would even suggest that having one source of invis is underrated as fuck in pro games(even just a glimmer cape) for the amount of economic damage it does to the opponent through sentries/dusts/unsafe farming. Gem is strong but not a guaranteed shutdown.

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Slutty Hot Teacher themed QoP hat when?

>>170472996
hello Riot!

>>170473119
Man overwatch looks like shit

Crocodile hero when??

It just doesn't feel right when there's no Russian.

when will juggernaut stop getting picked

>>170473663
when they nerf his BAT and healing ward

>>170473235
yeah, no. he's fucking right. Shadow Blade either needs to cost more, or have a reduction of invis duration.

>>170473720
there is no worse feeling in dota than getting Lone druide'd and healing warde'd 15 min into the game

>>170473840
Yeah strategic invisibility is toxic to the game as a whole, better replace it with tactic invisibility.
Also heals are a toxic mechanic.
And wards should be free so supports can have fun.

>>170473840
how about u just gitgud instead

OH SHIT THE FUCKING CHINK DOTRDS WHERE RIGHT ABOUT THE ANNOUNCEMENT

https://twitter.com/wykrhm/status/839604608838352898

>>170474047
DUN DUN DUN

>>170472996
I'd agree with you since shadowblade/silver edge has gotten a lot of buffs over the last patches, but then on the other hand you have backpack slots for anti invis, sentries are more easily bought and all that
>>170473981
>Yeah strategic invisibility is toxic to the game as a whole, better replace it with tactic invisibility.
I know you're poking fun at riot but honestly what the fuck does 'tactic invisibility' mean?

>>170474047
what announcement? fill me in? redpill me?
also new lycan face looks gud

>>170473981
All heroes should be streamlined and forced into a perfectly balanced(tm) meta, come to think about it, we should really be reworking supports, some of then deal so much damage, ugh, all melee heroes should be tanks, ranged heroes have to be glass cannons, and every midlaner should deal magic damage too!

Fuck LoL

>>170474132
>I know you're poking fun at riot but honestly what the fuck does 'tactic invisibility' mean?
It's short invisibility that is useless for moving around the map, only useful to position in a teamfight.

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>>170470928
Jesus look at this carrycuck getting assravaged about being chainstunned

>>170474265
so.. smokes? kek in dota smokes have 10 min cooldown in stock but invisibility comes a plenty, but its the other way around in league?

>>170474230
>>170469669

>>170474265
you mean like Glimmer cape or Oracles ult, aka things that are literally in the game right now.

>>170474356
>so.. smokes?
no, not smokes, something you can actually use in the middle of a TF like Glimmer

>>170474372
>oracle ult
>invis
were you in a coma or something

>>170474047
we already have the patch notes

no arcana today

Women are stupid and I don't respect hem

>>170470928
>>slithereen crush now instantly kills slardar upon use
what if you could midas zeus?

>>170474443
there's going to be more patches anon

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>>170474372
>Oracles ult

>>170474503
>doubt.jpg

we have qualifiers going on all night

>>170474571
>>170474436
no, it's just been a long time since I've seen Oracle in game so I completely forgot

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Grant is LIVE casting the 2nd NA Open Qualifiers

>>170474623
and? as if they ever cared about releasing a major patch in between a qualifier for a LAN.
>narvi kills enemy I think sneakynyx Invoker with killing spree
>get ten billion gold
>navi comeback

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>>170468539
>>170468989

I actually thought of an aquatic set concept that isn't forced tho.

>>170475016
bait

>>170475016
bait

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>play bad
>be toxic in chat while i afk in base
>lose
>commends go up

Do dotards like being bullied?

>>170473840
I think if they removed the movespeed increase it'd be fine. You can use it from a mile away and have a free phase boots activated during the entire duration.

>>170473981
Invisibility is fine. Cheap invisibility available to everyone, useable both offensively and defensively isn't.

>>170474132
I hate the backpack honestly, it hasn't really affected strategies except for hyperlategame refreshers/necros/backup rapiers. It was a lazy way of making sure shit like bloodstone doesn't get thrown out on the ground when you try to combine it.

>>170474946
sure i agree it will drop sometime after the main qualifiers and the lan, or perhaps that super small window tomorrow between the open and mains.

but dropping a balance patch in the midst of qualifiers?

>>170475063
>>170475103

nice samefagging

>>170474132
when you build a missile base to snipe enemy ACU under a stealth generator, its strategic stealth
when you have a monkeylord with his stealth on just outside enemy visual range, but attack his forces, its tactical stealth because the only purpose it now fulfills is fucking up the targeting, the enemy has the information if and where you are

>ogre magi can bloodlust the throne with an ult proc, making it bigger
nice game

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>>170472960
Wheres the stream faggot

>>170475613
twitch day9tv
the lesson is over now, day9 is practising

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>only 13/1900 games in kiev open qualis feature the based doggy of pushing towers
>30% winrate
wtf happened to lycan?

I thought he was meant to be good now

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>>170469462

>>170475867
my dick needs more

Only 9 inches?

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>>170473119
I second this

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>>170476018

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Nice patch, dotards.

>http://steamcharts.com/app/570

Month: Last 30 Days
Avg. Players: 564,157.3
Gain: -27,410.0
% Gain: -4.63%
Peak Players: 954,040

Nice player numbers, dotards.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>170475786
Needs, and I mean NEEDS, a good 4v5 team that can FORCE the enemy to commit to fighting while you push
>lane shrines mean you can get flanked even harder
>Necro tower damage nerfed
>howl is weird, cant really push during the day
>axe and disruptor is really popular now
>highground shrines means they're not afraid of fighting you while you're at t3
>>>>HoD ultra nerfed, no lifesteal and good job feeding 125 gold alpha wolves

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>>170476264
if only other games were so open with their numbers

is HOD worth buying if im too much of a shitter to micro creeps well

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>>170476424
>top4 streams are ruskies

>>170476476
if you are playing a right click carry just get the alpha wolf and make him follow you

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>>170476424
Stream numbers don't mean anything you literal fucking retard.
People will watch X or Y because they are meme streamers or some shit, regardless of what game they play.
This not to mention that those numbers are inflated with bots and other shit all in order to make the game seem more alive than it actually is / or the streamer more likable than he actually is as well.
Get a fucking clue already.
Or better yet, kill yourself.

>>170476689
what are you comparing dota against?

itself?

>>170476876
Yes.

>go to report someone
>accidentally commend them

life is awful

>dude just split push with AM it can't fail
>fail
doturds? what am I doing wrong?

>>170477129
try not failing

>>170477036
the game saw the exact same decline last year in march

wonder what happens when valve turns off the free hats

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QUICK D2G, PROVE YOU ARENT A SHIT LYCAN PLAYER
Its minute 10. Theres an Alpha wolf and A Dark Troll Summoner in the jungle. The enemy midlane is currently empty, because a giant 4v5 fight is happening under your safelane tower. Which do you dominate?

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>>170477374
>wonder what happens when valve turns off the free hats

Game completely dies.

>>170477470

neither just summom wolves use ult and dive the tower

>>170477470
wolf
take tower
make more wolfes
aoooo
???
back of to ENEMY jungle, clear, retreat to secret shop side jungle, clear (prioritize ancients if you have someone else that wants to farm jungle since you can farm ancients and most other cores can't early on)

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>>170477470
Alpha Wolf, but make him only follow the creeps so he can give the aura without getting killed, send him top to push it out, ult into the fight, do nothing/die, forget your wolf once the creep it was following dies, get raxxed by 18

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>interantiional women's day
>they update Lycan's Face
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU SEXISTS CUNTS VALVE NEVER FUCKING UPDATE ANY OF THE FEMALE HEROES WE WOMEN ARE SO UNDERREPRESENTED HOW DOES THIS SEXIST COMPANY GET AWAY WITH THIS SHIT IN 2017

>>170477864
most female heroes are not viable in this meta kek

nothing justify shadowblade being so cheap and getting a fucking good upgrade as silver edge with both break and awesome stats.

SE should be purely a recipe to upgrade SB into a break blade. Wanna be a sneak assassin, fine, but make it a little bit more costly in term s of slot, current SE EHP gives those fuckers survivability to another extra nuke, fuck off

>>170477470
troll summoner, go midlane, summon lil spooky fellas, HOWL

HOWL UP

>>170477470
None because only shitters get dominator instead of superior MoM, summon pet wolves, turn into a wolf yourself, dive the fuckers, awoo and rip their dicks off with your fangs.

>>170478824
U SAYIN

>>170478824
*smacks lips*
SO U PUSHIN'

>>170477938
>Luna
>CM
>Venge
>Legion(if played by someone good) >Windranger(coming up, with Rose new build)

>>170479023
SOME FINA

https://twitter.com/Fly_dota2/status/839566031328788485

What did he mean by this?

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>>170477470
>>170478710
i mean the image gave it away, right?

>>170479106
guess how many female heroes you posted vs how many female heroes there are

>>170478824
WELVES

>>170475016
Someone needs to actually make this

I need this

>purge talking about day9's radiance
>he is completely wrong within 10 seconds
aaaaaaaa

>>170479108
*grabs wolven dick*
DEY RAX?

>>170479207
4/15 probably
pretty sure the stats are nearly the same for male heroes

Has day9 gained any mmr since he started with Purge?

he started at 2210

>>170479421
hey that's already higher than purge

who is girl in rtz's avy?

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>>170479619
How?

>>170479695
many things are possible when the enemy team is retarded

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>>170479603
>the boy is streaming and no one told me
one job dee too gee

>>170480127
because we are all watching GrandGrant

>"i'm smurf let me [x]"
>"you all are [x]k trash let me [x]
>"i'm actually [x]"

4k bracket is miserable and i want to die when i play in it

>>170480329
>pick a mid
>say I am gonna go mid
>buy mid items
>guy randoms a mid
>"ME MID"
every time

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>>170479695

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Greg has an awful lot to say to me

>>170480606
SHIT WAS SO CASH

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>>170480606
oh shit Greg is out of control

PSA to all Dotards:

If I see one of you, yeah, ONE OF YOU, posting fucking dragon loli in this thread, I will fucking destroy you in your next pub game, mark my words

>>170480606
greg are you okay?

>>170480606
>being in a losing streak at 3K
Greg kinda has a point

>>170481041
I'm on a losing streak at 4k actually. That games average was 4.1. And i lose because greg doesn't think blink on darkseer is useful in any circumstance, so we slowly lost that game because we never could start fights

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what if shrine healed less in total but refilled bottle by one charge at each third of the total duration of the heal

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Samurai Jug anyone?

>>170481181
What if shrines also deal damage to enemies and turn your heroes invulnerable?

>>170481181
what if haste rune has the phase effect, so hasted heroes couldn't body block or be blocked?

what if shrines were hardcoded to only heal you by 50% max hp + 150 hp at the most? mana reg stays the same

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>>170481308
>>170481325
that sounds terrible, ship it

>>170481308
what if shrines could move at 25 ms, and if you group up 3 of them they combine into a mecha shrine that you could walk down the lane with like a super warlock golem

>>170480606
>linkens octarine ember
Yeah i'm raging a little bit too greg

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>>170466092
>mfw watching attacker's team vs niggers holocaust

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wow EG.Cis sucks

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>I've been watching some girl streams to get better
-arteezy

>>170481509
you cant decide if its a bad item build without looking at the enemy heroes and items
you need euls, lotus, manta, linkens or bkb in 90% of your games, unless you are super snowballing so you can just rush radiance or mjollnir and run circles around them wearing them down before you jump in to finish targets of

>>170481667
0/8 legion commander

Watch it get 500 damage from duels anyway tho, fuckng great balancing.

>>170481179
well then I guess you're only on a 7 games losing streak

>>170481769
>queue into game
>two people are in a party queue
>their party mmr is 4k
>solo mmr is high 5k

I welcome this

>>170481762
damage means nothing if you get disabled and die

>>170482301
Can still go rat and take rax easily.

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>>170466092
I fucking hate swecucks

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what if there where two roshans on the map, and you only got 1 half of an aegis from one rosh. Then you would combine the two to get a full aegis

>>170483514
what if you could swap the fountain and the ancient

>>170483514
dota 2 needs more map sub-objectives

what Ideas do we have?

how about

>a crab in the river that when killed gives vision right outside of the rosh pit that can only be removed once it times out. Also gives MS when the team that killed it pass through it

>a stone golem that when killed gives the 'last hitter' a buff that drastically increases mana regen

>a tree thing that when killed gives the 'last hitter' a buff that causes their auto attacks to have a DoT

> a 'mini rosh' that will appear in 1 of 4 different forms, based on rng. When killed it gives a specific permanent buff based on which type of mini rosh has spawned to all teammates. One form gives bonus damage to objectives 'buildings + rosh'. Another form gives bouns MS. The third form gives bouns damage against enemy heroes. The fourth gives added health and mana regen.

>the final 'elder form' spawns after 35 mins. Slaying the elder dragon will only last for 2 mins, but will enhance the previous buffs collected from the other dragons. Will also gives both your auto attacks and spells burn damage against enemy heroes.

>>170483695
What if using a shrine also heals your ancient and it's correspondent lane tower?

>>170483514

late game people would just "deny" one half when the other team goes to the other

>>170483842
then the two roshs would respawn and you would get two aegis's

the two pieces are independent of which rosh you took it from

This game is starting to resemble SC2 just before it died

Valve don't give a shit about their main game?

>>170483796
what if we when we killed neutrals, they neutrals came oto the nearest lane and fought for us?

>>170483939
>their main game?


valve don't care about any of their games as long as steam is making them like 80%+ of their total revenue, which is in the billions

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everytime ee stream my heart jumps with joy

>>170483825
what if standing near a tower gave you a small armour boost so it was harder to dive you?

>>170484073
what if we did that, but also made is so healing items weren't cancelled by towers or creeps, completely making that change useless

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>>170483939
>Valve don't give a shit about their main game?

What if I told you that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your sad existence, seriously.

>>170482792
>eating animal heads
but why tho

>>170470649
Watch ur replays after every game and see what you are doing wrong. It's super easy to notice things when ur not under ladder anxiety. Increase ur farm so learn how to cs and do farming patterns according to hero. try to actually have fun too.

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>>170484165
you

know

you

arent

on

reddit

and

dont

have

to

space

like

a

retard

right?

>>170484154
what if we gradually eroded the complexities of the game because it's too hard to manage the innumerable variables for not just new players but for pro players and teams who merely want the fastest easiest route to a prize bracket they're happy with

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>>170484165
>YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT

Nope

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>>170484530
day-su sem-pae I'm not who you were giving (LOL)s to, everyone knows this game is fuckign dead and dying and nonwhites and 7.00 killed it tbqh

>>170484407
What if heros gradually get older during a game and just flat out fucking die if you dont end the game before the 30 minute mark?

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WHO''S THAT DOTAMON?

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>>170484665
>everyone knows this game is fuckign dead and dying and nonwhites and 7.00 killed it tbqh

>tfw I used to play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I had above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is, even after all this time, the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw still that EQUALS TO A 35 WINS TO 0 ZERO LOSS RATIO

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I was despite going full try-hard while I literally played casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw DotA has become a Reddit catering piece of shit kusoge only focused in cashing out on kids using their parent's credit cards and Abaddon will never be top pick again

>tfw I will forever be the true chosen by the mist

>>170484678
that's pretty much DK and Viper

>>170484407
this change was made because creeps would inexplicably aggro to you for ONE attack then turn right back around to continue attacking the creep they were originally attacking and would have continued to attack had you not been using breakable regen at a time where the system's mess of a code would decide that you were not allowed to have that regen anymore

it was too hard for icefrog or anyone else at valve to fix so they fixed it a simpler way, which had the unfortunate effect of making memefight even more of a focus

>>170479106
>Windranger(coming up, with Rose new build)
please update me on this imba build familia

The fact that garbage mechanics like uphill miss are still a thing are mindboggling and still no fucking region lock even when fucking reddit was begging for it.

This game will die in 2017 and nobody will care. Shitskins and russians just don't buy cosmetics

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>>170484795
>carry abaddon nigger is still here after literal decades
Nah tbqh you type like a fag and you'ar shits all fucked but whatever

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>>170477470
Neither
because I'm already taking offlane rax and cleaning up the shrines on my way back to my jungle

>>170484906
>uphill miss
Icefrog is a big fan of Star Wars, m8

>>170485039
>is
was*

>>170485082
say that to my changelog faggot not in region chat see what happens

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>people still acknowledging tiago

>>170484906
Please, the most mind boggling thing is the blink mechanic, and pros actually try to fucking defend it

>>170485095
I beat singsing's team

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>>170485095
out

>>170485095
adelemonaide?

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>finally a ranked win after a 10 loss streak
>destroying their 3rd lane of rax
>game freezes for TWO
>FUCKING
>SECONDS
>poor network detected no mmr lol XDXDXD

why do i even bother playing this shitty fucking game

what fucking ever man

>>170484906
>Shitskins and russians just don't buy cosmetics

Unfortunately, this is not quite true. They rarely buy battle passes but do somehow have enough money for hats because they already invest so much into le ebin net cafe time that they figure they should make the most of it. Most Peruvians are also kids so it's their only hobby anyway.

Thirdies also love esports which can easily make money from ads.

>>170484401
It's a copypasta that's been here for at least a year. How new are you rn

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>>170484960

Fucking do it right now, frogshitter.

>>170484705
Abbadon

>>170485559
oh cosmo. you make me so sad.

>>170485604
This is clear evidence that janitors don't monitor us anymore

>>170484705
winter wyvern

>>170485404

blink is legit

>well done blink = enjoy max range
>shitstain panic blink = enjoy short range
>want to be 100% sure, position based on the short range
>the enemy can play around this when positioning himself to atk a tower

I'm ok with this

if i'm playing viper, and i built diffusal blade, would /d2g/ call me a retard?

>He builds basher on ranged heros

>>170486358
>blink in
>abbysal
>hurricane pike and right click
PEEPED

>>170485710
Nope

>>170485854
Nope

>>170486076

omni winrate wouldn't be so big if more people bought diff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcn78k9oY

What do you think of this, dotards?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJI5ABjS4Ms&feature=youtu.be

who's at bts & who's at moonduck
why can't they all just get together
tobi recognizes this

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>>170486578
save it my friend, it's all yours!

>>170486076
That's not quite a tard build, but it's still pretty pointless because it doesn't offer anything Viper really needs, now that it no longer purges friendly debuffs. Not the worst choice if you want the Battle Pass quest though.

>>170485604
I love you adelaide

post feet

>>170486443
>Blink in
>Get stunned
>Get stunned again
>Tornado'd
>Fall straight into a fucking mesh of skillshots
>Type "FF peru team on" all chat
>Need wards on chat wheel

That's how it goes for me at least.

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>http://steamcharts.com/app/570

Explain this, doturds.

>>170487176
Barely anything has changed except one massive drop on Feb 6 after no free items

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>>170487176
It's just a dying game, nothing short of real solo queue and region lock will unfuck it.

>>170487383
it's going to peak at 1 mill later this month or next month again
it's not dying retard

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>>170487463
It is dying, and those numbers are already fabricated. The only way it peaks above 1 mil is if they a juggernaut arcana event for free hats like the PA one, and even then it'll still be dying.

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>>170487298
>this level of delusion

LOL!

>>170484215
meat is meat, you dont have to eat the eyes or toungue, everything else is just plain meat like the rest of the animal, just slightly different
the cheeks are particularily good

>>170486578
cant you just buy hotd and purge his shit?

>>170487573
>>170487383
>retard toad
>retard post
everytime.

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>2011+6
>still no melee carry a la invoker who relies on quickly pressing buttons to pull off combos like any fighting game character
dotards?

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>>170487627
Singgarbage won't even get close to winning kiev, and the game will die.
>>170487687
Can't you just draft oracle and magnus and purge them all at once? Cant you just build agh refresher on shadow demon and purge them individually while you lose a teamfight outside of your t3s?

>>170487834
hotd is a good item tho

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real anime hours

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When is the Juggernaut arcana coming out?

>>170488432
Hey, is that Shibuya "the sexy girl" Rin?

>>170489023
You can make this website a better place by being a better person, anon.

>>170484705
snajper

>>170489286
Nah, fuck that. I'd rather kill these general threads once and for all while literally laughing my ass off at all you idiot shit eating retards that still play this literal kusoge.

>>170488942
when dota isn't in a beta state

>>170489572
No

>>170484705
sand king

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>>170487794
maybe you're not placing your stones in quite the perfect position anon

>>170489673
Nope

>>170484705
Bloodseeker

>>170489872
No

>>170489582
I do agree that /vg/ promotes your kind of posting. There are many generals that would simply not be around without /vg/ and that is a terrible thing. IT's as simple as that

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>when you have more healing than her damage and still have the most kills on the team
#justdazzlethings

I swear Shadow Poison has the same damage mechanics as Pudge Rot. Whatever it is, it's the best killsteal spell in the game.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5yb12y/fly_calling_out_a_team_in_oq_with_a_racial_team/
I hope valve won't take away my right to call people kike niggers

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>>170490008
Include the names next time you shitfisted nonwhite

>>170490067

Nate Higgers

Jate Hews

>>170490153
I am quite white.
My teammates. Not so much. Like 3 of them were Chinese. Which I'm cool with, I guess. The BH had what I assume were Chinese symbols and he did work, bought wards and shit so I could rush a Mek. Only person who managed to die after that was my Peruvian OD who tried to do a victory lap and got hooked into fountain.

>>170490067
Fucking Juden again. Typical.

what if ranked mode "reverse draft"

all heros are banned at the start, everyone gets 5 picks to allow certain heros.

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>>170490384
If you're white, then you'll include your name in your blogpost next time.

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>>170490481
no

>>170484705
Hey new friend. I know your new to 4chan but thats ok im here to help.
See, with whos that dotamon you are supposed to post wacky builds on charecters that arnt for them. Then when a few people get ut wrong you tell them who it is!
This wy other posters dont lose intrest and get anoyed.
Good luck with your next post!

>>170484705
razor

>>170490067

http://i.imgur.com/eAeHVAY.jpg

I always kek