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second for Kevin ''PurgeGamers'' Godec

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1st for Grant

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mfw playing necro safe lane farming

WAIT DID BURNING SYLAR JAMMA DROP OUT OF THE QUALIFIERS? ?

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Give me a (You) if you miss Aaron /ourguy/ 'Ayesee' Chambers

That faggot was a shit caster and I'm glad he's gone.

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>>170390791

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SingSing will win the second open Qualifiers.

>>170389471
Grants streaming the NA Quals

>>170391454
adelaide?

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>>170391517
adelaide

>be like the richest video game company in the world
>unannounced server downtime in prime time every other day

Why is Valve so fucking trash. I think it's pretty 2009 to have regularly downtime but at least companies like Blizzard and Riot announce it and tries to do it at times with low player volume.

kill the weeb

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>>170391819
>valve
>richest
they struggle to maintain any semblance of customer support and didn't have manpower to even fix the bugs in their game, how can they be richest? meanwhile at riot they have a lot of talented programmers and abundance of customer service ready to maintain a healthy and non-toxic environment in order to ensure their customer's satisfaction. And also riot is owned by Tencent, therefore they are very very rich, and far richer than valve.

>>170392175
How can they be rich? Probably because they never spend money on anything.

>>170392073
what a qt

>>170392073
I'm guessing the coordinator is down everywhere?

what's up members and coposters of the dota 2 gulag`

>>170391170
nobody here liked ayesee except ironically for a very long time

you really shouldn't try this hard to fit in

>>170393185
i liked ayesee unironically since the start

>Not watching Ayesee

HAMMER = DROPPED
SABRES = RATTLED
ISSUE = FORCED
ANKLES=WET
PUSH = TP REACTED
DOLLAR = SHORT
DAY = LATE
THOUGHT = BETTER
HAND = COOKIE JAR
BUTT = SLAPPED
SKILL = CONNECTED
MUSCLES = FLEXED
WELCOME = OVERSTAYED
WORK = GONE TO
FIGHT = COMMITTED TO
SPOT = ON
GOLD = INFUSED
WICKETS = SPLIT
DAY = AT THE END

>If Ayesee casted TI2
"THE BAGLES ARE STORMING THE RIVER
NA'VI ARE ABOUT TO BECOME BREAD STICKS IF THEY DON'T REALIZE WHAT IS GOING ON
DARKSYLL SHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT NAGA COUNTERS
BLACK HOLLEEEEEE
THE WEASELS WERE TURNED INTO RATTLESNAKES
DENDI DROPS THE HAMMER TO THE PEDAL ON THE METAL OYOYOYOYOY OPAPOPA OYOYOYOY
DENDI
DENDI
DENDI
IG WERE A DAY LATE A DOLLAR SHORT WITH THAT SMOKE"

Tobi:

>THERE'S YOUR RP
>NOW LODER, HE HAS HIS MJOLLNIAH UP AND RUNNING, BUT WITH HIS TEAM ON THE SIDELINES AND DENDI HAS THE GHEM TO TAKE A CRACK AT DEWARDING, AND YEAH, EASIEST DEWARDING OF HIS LIFE EVEN WITH THE CUDDLE BLAST AND THAT?S ALL SHE WROTE
>IT'S A DISASTAH
>WHAT ARE THEY DOING WITH THEIR LIVES? - courtesy of CV

BTS studio:
>Oh boy, oh gee, I'm so happy all the time, what do you think Godz, great RP catching 4, right?
>Most people don't know this, LD, but Chinese usually only catch 5 with their RPs. What do you think Lumi?
>Jeshus, I mean, ushually you'd eshpectrf some more pashienss from s4, but yeah, pfllrtbrbrtbtt, they're playing OUT OF THEIR MINDSH

The GD Studio:
>Where's my whisky? You bloody bastards, stop wanking to Soe on 4chan. God dammit, Bruno explain the lanes.
>So, we'll have the Benomancer on the eassy lane, and we're using Ogre Magi because we have no Jakiro. I'm going to repeat it. BENOMANCER. Draskyll?
>I mean, Jakiro is not THAT important of a hero, by any strech of the imagination. I'm not saying he's THAT good, too. It's just that he's pretty much average in most ways, and ends up just being a medium hero over all. Who do you think will be in mid, Weppas, Mag or Puck?
>... Yeah

>>170390627
have a youvote

>tfw will never hang out with the boys
https://youtu.be/1QP2-Xi_Hxo
having friends must be nice

when did t4 towers get 3hp/s regen?

>>170394093
They don't

>>170394320
http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Tier_4_Tower

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>https://clips-twitch-tv/FuriousPlainAubergineFutureMan
>None of the former Secret players on EG actually give a shit about the obligations "drama"
>EE is the only one going out of his way to make a big fuss about it
really makes you hmm

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>>170394093
Same time patch 7.00 hit.

So since december 2016

Is GrandGrant retarded or something? He's so annoying and stupid.

>>170395167
it's not only EE tho? and besides EG players are rich as fuck so they won't care and Artour is a man child

>>170395268
>Grant

He's pretty funny

>>170395167
rtz literally not giving a fuck about whether he got paid or not is a different story to whether or not they were paid what they were owed

>>170395295
>it's not only EE tho?
then who else because nobody else that actually matters has said jack shit

>>170395268
Don't worry, Wagamama is going to start streaming in a little while.

Why are teams that are already in the regional qualifiers playing in the opens?

>>170395550
It's more like every pro player isn't socially stunted and understands that any shit between pro player stays between pro players and shouldn't turn into some drama on a forum of manchildren who love playing judge/jury/executioner.
People love siding with EE because he seems honest or whatever but leaking the logs and making that post was extremely manipulative.

>>170395550
our guys Notail and Fly which literally doesn't matter anymore since they rich as fuck.
EE is just sperging about that because he knows they(NP) can't win a lan so he needs to get that money from secret so he can pay his players.

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who here hoping Col lose?

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When do our guys play again?

>>170396231
no ways they will lose to pub

>>170396409
bringbring noob

How bad did QO stack lose to col?

>>170395295
i dont understand the problem

either there was a contract that puppey/Secret broke which means EE can sue or there is no contract which means EE was being a retard and can't do anything about it

Puppey is under no obligation to do anything if EE was such a dumb retard he didnt even sign a contract, even if he's a thief, there's no legal grounding, what does bitching about it on reddit/twitter accomplish

>>170396618
>Puppey is under no obligation to do anything if EE was such a dumb retard he didnt even sign a contract
you the type of nigga to argue in favour of scalping

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>>170393348
>start reading with a smile
>end up sad

>>170396782
what if he is just making shit up

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>>170397053
>you will never experience TI4 EU hub again

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is grant being retarded on purpose

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>>170396409
in aprox 12 hours
https://www.faceit.com/en/dota2/tournament/7ba1ea22-fc52-4b68-97b3-24677ad6d1d6

When do veggies play

>>170396618
all western players don't have contracts (only chinks have it) its all verbal agreement so which means EE will lose but he's pressuring Puppey using social media as a way to get his money.

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>>170397251

>>170396231
they can give eg a good fight
there's absolutely no way they are losing to random 7k stacks in BO3

>>170397769
>Game so ded that they have to play other games now to get viewers

Uhh dotards?

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>>170397251
>>170397769
pld is such a qt

>>170397860
>being so new you don't know what the hub is

>>170397958

Guess I should've put a /s at the end huh?

>NA is such a joke region that a team of casters is going to make it first round into the qualifiers
b-but muh ti5

>>170397053
Well, Lumni hasn't changed at least. He's more or less irrelevant though.

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>>170389853

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how do we go on about making the dota pros and ''casters'' play mario party, gangbeasts and some other meme games again on stream

>>170398504
They do it at every TI qual hub

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>>170398064
reminder that TI 5 was the only TI that mattered

is climbing with weaver viable

I have good games with him 85%+ of the time but it doesnt feel like he can really carry a game om his own, which is frustrating when your team has a bad a game

>>170398569
there was a TI6hub? where are the memes, also if i remember correctly at TI5hub they just played mafia or something? i actually didnt pay much attention that year

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>>170398702

reminder that china will win back to back TIs

If grant wasn't borderline autistic, would he get invited to do play-by-play at tournaments?

>>170398757
he's good but he doesnt have much room for error

>>170398757
>when your team has a bad a game
Just buy aghs and you can unfuck your teamates or yourself on a low cooldown

>>170398901
>china winning in an odd year

>>170398792
They had a "fun" stream where people played pool, ssb and mafia

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boycott Beyond The Summit

>>170399394
why aren't you watching GrandGrant?

>>170399394
duh

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>>170399429

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>>170399604

>>170399429
How old is this meme?

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who /moo/ here?

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>TI7 will be aquatic themed
neat

so will VEG throw or what?

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>>170399429
>boycotting the #1 premium dota casting empire
goy what are you doing?
>>170399993
>bikini Rylai and Lina hats
God bless dota

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Wait a minute... Who is the middle aged guy hiding behind Abed?

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>>170400035
about damn time Valve gave in to sex appeal

>>170399993
>tfw the TI7 player booths are literally underwater

>>170399993
>avoid (...) human skulls, blood and gore

Baby game.

>>170400158
how can Abed communicate with the rest? also
>pinoys=Asians are genetically small
>somehow Abed is taller than jimbo
JUST

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>>170399993
cthulu sets when

>>170400309
>losing team gets dropped into a pool of water rigged under the booths

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Z-GOD

>>170399993
>go ahead and see how YOU many more YOU can hook in to match the theme
cant wait for baywatch beastmaster and palm treant protector

>>170399993
>More sets for Slark
Nice

>split push with AM
>get flamed
>split push with rhasta
>get commended
dotards?

>>170400741
Reports are just commends for cool people.

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Veggies are goodBeans

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>>170400158
Mason "10 inches of spic-murdering North American steel" Venne

>tfw grandgrant is unironically retarded
>tfw you still love watching him anyway

>>170401103
grandgrant makes the world slightly better

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Is CCnC going to carry a bunch of washed up casters to regional qualifiers?

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i had a stupid idea for a stickman hero

https://youtu.be/CcGPTeUQkgM

>q - remove communists in a cone in front of you, dealing damage and reducing armor of all enemies inside. cowards who have their backs to you have their passives broken.

>w - stickman smashes a foe with his shield, damaging it and knocking it back up to 600 units in the direction he is facing. if the knockbacked enemy collides with other enemies they will be knocked back slightly and both will take damage.

>e - stickman strikes with the strength of a thousand patriots, gaining 120/200/280/360 extra damage on his next attack. however this attack has such force that it snaps his weapon, giving him a damage penalty.

>r - raise the american flag with such patriotism that it creates a magic immunity aura for the next few seconds.

>>170401159
they're gonna FF it if they win, since they have casting gigs over the qualifiers

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oh my word

>>170401256
is that for certain? what a jackass move by them desu with you senpai

grant seems like day9 but more tolerable

>>170401702
dont desu me senpai

>>170402018
baka

>Veggies makes event
>owen has to cast everything

>a ragtag team of casters and one high mmr player is good enough to qualify in NA opens
RLLY makes me order my neurons around at an increasing speed

>>170402264
>>170401895
>veggies qualifies
>Day9 has an excuse to make his break out as a DotA caster

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>>170402264
not so fast we have backups

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>>170402018
memes aside i still think that's a pretty disgusting move. crushing the hopes of all those tier 4 teams that hope to make it when you already have a safe source of income (with dota)

>>170402448
Draskyl should be there anyway

>>170402448
I thought that had annedroid and my sides would have been in fucking orbit

>>170401316
>refrained from the sickle cell roast on mobb deep
kek

>>170402448
man why does draskyl refuse to do stuff

>>170402493
if they can't beat casters, did they have a chance anyway?

>>170402603
withdrawal

>>170402603
shit going on at home
>still gets invited to TI

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>have a mexican and a woman on your team
>lose

is DotA 2 the Official MOBA of the Alt-Right?

>>170402750
>have a mexican and a woman on your team
Which team?

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>but a large dick

>>170402850
ifirit and leyla

>>170402737
>shit going on at home
explain
i like draskyl but i havent been able to watch his stream

>>170402348
god no pls

>>170402925
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

>>170402750

official moba of the ded gaem

>>170402658
does that make it okay to rob them of a potential slot though? i feel very conflicted about this

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>>170401232
merge the third skill with the first one and make the third one be a pepper spray that reveals stealth and gives miss chance on autoattack AND spells, on a cone in front of you kind of like a flamethrower, you channel it for 1/2/3/4 seconds (does not go throu magic inmunity)

strength offlaner, fast blink dagger for that passive break + knockback, seems fun

>>170403130
You are acting like it matters. Onyx or NP will crush whoever makes it into that slot

>>170402943
family member is sick iirc

>>170403130
>robbing them of a potential slot
Nothing is being robbed. If they can't beat a team of shitty casters, then they had zero chance of beating anybody else. They lost fair and square.

did anyone even register for the na champions cup?

>>170403228

desu that sounds fucking baller

>>170403130
QO stack has a good chance of qualifying

>>170401316
Is this legal?

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Does KvH stand for Kissless virgin Handholdless?

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Let's be real here, if Secret don't qualify for Kiev Puppey is going to murder everyone

>>170404094
what are they going to do now that their sugardaddy left?
didnt puppey screw up two sponsorship deals worth like half a million?

what team is going to pick up Ad Finem?

Mouz?

>>170404253
does mouz still exist?

>>170404186
It was 250k each person if they fulfilled 125 streaming hours per month
(they didn't)

>>170404186
disband incoming

>>170404310
250k a year or per month?

>>170404482
yr

>>170404584
>$21k a month for 4 hours of streaming a day

the fuck is wrong with them

>>170404705
element td more important

>>170404705
Pro-gamers are pro-children who have no job/adult/life experience and responsibilities and play games all day but get lots of money. That's why rtz said that he didn't even check if Secret paid him in the end.

>>170404925
and they don't have parents that care about them?

>>170405010
No, otherwise they wouldn't be playing video games in the first place

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>>170405218
delet this

Everyone is saying veggies is going to forfeit if they win because they have to cast

is that true? That's fucking retarded

>>170405769
its a beta

>>170405769
jokes on them when veggies win the whole kiev major

people say they're intentionally feeding because they are required to cast

>>170406384
The irony is that the NA qualifiers would probably get more viewers if Veggies were playing in them as opposed to casting them

This is fucking pointless to watch now

they should at least have to fucking try to win

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>>170407478
yeah it's really stupid to play and not try to win, at least give lower level teams the opportunity to play vs better teams

Oh god they were planning to ff. Well that's the last time I'm watching them just wasted a morning watching them fucksake

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>>170404094
>tfw he eats that korean dude alive while their last game of the qualifiers is still going on, suddenly a pause, no one responds.

>>170404094
>no one would fucking play with him besides the most desperate players who want to be big
>can barely qualify for a major lan
>gorillionaire sugar daddy left them
is Puppey the Brendan Fraser of dota 2?

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>Missed out on Ice Poseidon getting a haircut because I was watching Merlini intentionally throw a qualifier game
fuck this guys I'm watching anime

>>170408064
>ice didn't get the number of the McDonald chick
fuck off with the le underage bullshit it's fucking 2017

Lyrical should be invited to Major, he has a nice voice. Make him an analyst/host imo

>>170407590
>opportunity to play vs better teams
if the low level teams can't beat the casters, they're still getting to play against a better team

>one side of the bracket up the finals just got burned because a team who were going to forfeit decided to play
reddit would defend this

rip the veggies dream

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>>170409176
they didnt even have a dream

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>4 lose streak ta
>5th game
>i random
>i randomed TA

JUST

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>>170409589
>play TA
>win lane
>feed once and snowball stops
>lose late game
every time

>>170409815
sums up my loses

>>170408050
JUST
U
S
t

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Veggies are doing it, can't wait for them to gg out

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post yfw Sniper is meta again

>>170411173
Will purge ever find happiness again?

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>>170411625
just enough nerfs on LD to have a 2 sniper meta

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>CuCC keeps getting killed when jumping in on meepo
>still doesn't go for aghs

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>NAdota has gotten so bad that a team of casters will win the qualifiers

How does the current version of dota 2 run on intel HD 4000 graphics?

>>170412219
Is that a grill on Wheels?

Best place to go for ex LOL players?

>wonder what Sonneiko is doing after Navi kicked him

>pos5 Vega Squadron

Why did Navi kick him
he is literally the best player in CIS

>"dude you have zero farm"
>end game 1k networth less that other core

>>170412360
heroes of the storm

>>170412032
that would require critical thinking, something that pro players lack

>>170412412
did you at least spend your gold instead of letting it sit in your piggy bank instead of looking poor as fuck

>>170412570
The only gold i didn't spend is because i was saving for buyback, and the expensive components of scythe were more than the free gold i had

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based Blitz showing CM is stronk

Caster stack made it to quali's LEL

>>170399993
Cant wait for Water spirit

>>170412821
are you dumb

>veggies quit qualifiers

lmao seriously

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AHAHAHA DOTA 2 EPSORTS

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Apologise.

>know that col will shitstomp either team
>veggies forfeits anyways

I just wanted to watch a jew smack some gooks.

>Win the game
>Lose

dotards?

>>170412870
are you? obviously they drop out, but they technically made the spot

>>170412968
>if you kill your enemy, they win
TRUE CANADIANS

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>win game
>lose
dotards?@!?!

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Post tickets for nostalgia.
>kdl season 2 being hype as fuck with zephyr winning
>D2L displaying EG's new dominance in a 3-0 shitstomp against na'vi
>SL8 finals being hype as fuck with el classico rematch
>SL9 with DK displaying absolute dominance before falling to EG in the summit

>>170413707
>when DL was a comfy tourney

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>>170399993
Here's my OC Donut Steel aquatic Brewmaster set:

"The Drunken Fisherman"

You can select styles to change the sea creature hanging from the hook of Brew's fishing pole Shark/Octopus/Turtle/Lobster

What do you guys think? Would you want/buy a set like this?

>>170413892
>we want the gay audience
no thanks

>>170413892
I could see a Brewmaster set with him squeezing an octopus for his abilities kek

>INKED

so were the cia trying to make their own super dota team to win TI?

>>170414060
where were you when dota 2 was kill

>>170413949
Have you ever looked at what early fishemen wore in the past, you fucking retardface?

The only gay here is YOU

>>170414163
My forefathers fished naked desu

>>170389471
how do I get better at this game

2k scrub here

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>>170414060
>the memegineers were planning to take over all esports by placing moles on every high level team and assassinating them
Bulba makes sense now

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>>170414060
>>170414327
hmm...

>>170414327

PPD, master of the dota 2 Dr. Pavel division, was tasked with creating the ultimate team assassin. This assassin, named RTZ, was then sent on a highly classified mission to destroy Team Secret. He trained him in the latest of team assassination techniques taught which all descend from the founders: Pajkatt, Bulba, CWM and Demon. But PPD was too successful, and after destroying Team Secret, RTZ went rogue and dismantled EG. A team that has been the last bastion of NA hope.

With qualifier assassins in all the major tournaments and sleeper agents ready to strike any team from within, who can hope to make it to the top? This is, after all, all about the dotes.

UUUU

>no spy drama adaptation film called Sad Boys
Feels bad man

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>>170414869
I'd watch it

>>170414475
Their breasts increase in size as they go down the line. Do you think this was intentional?

>>170415019
>Bulba has bigger boobs then the 2 of the left
lmao

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Guys seriously what did value change to match making? I'm up to 4100 MMR now, did they finally add region locking? I don't understand but I'm scared of the crash that I know is coming

>>170415157
max calibration is 3500 now, maybe that's why

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>ehome getting destroyed by nonames again

>>170415157
They added soft-region lock as in it will team you up with people in your region (not for the other team) and they make ranked solo-queue only now.

>>170404925
Some are.
People like EE, rtz and sumail are manchildren.

I need to take a break from dota 2

what other games do you guys play? Preferably single player

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>>170415712
playing through this https://vndb.org/v15167

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>>170415712
Kingdom Under Fire the crusaders

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>>170415863
Anime need not apply

>>170415712
dota 2 but mute everyone

>>170415392
Sumail legit provides money for his whole family so I guess he can get a pass fucking around for some time.

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>watch veggie vods of last game
>they make comeback and slowly secure map control and rosh and win
>everyone is hyped
>then they all remember they have to gg out
>5 seconds of silence
>''trance around the world''

>>170416008
Muting everyone doesn't stop my mag from pulling an axe into 4 of us without rp'ing first

>>170416029
carrying yawar irl

>>170403130
You could think of it as a filter for shitter teams with no chance at the next stage anyway. It's disappointing that Veggies had to drop out but they did a service in that sense.

>>170415712
I've been playing breath of the wild and my ps4 friends have been playing Horizon

>>170415712
if you haven't played the three dark souls by now you should stop any activity and get on it

>i have become a pudge mainer because he is such a broken piece of shit support

RIP dazzle, venge, earthshaker, etc.

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Alright lads I've acquired a time machine and I'm going back to 2012

What do I tell /d2g/ about the future

>>170419502
bet against Eternal Envy and rake in the dosh

>>170413892
Wonder what happened to his eye to make him wear that eyepatch...

>It's a enemy team has 3 quitters but the game still drags for 40 minutes

>>170419502
Convince everyone that Sing is the best player in the whole world.

>>170419545
bet for c9 to get second place* ftfy

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>winner of NA open qualifiers are fucking dota casters
>they gave the spot for wheels because they need to cast shit
>Dota casters >> NA """""""talent"""""""
the state of North American dota

>>170391454
>>170391517
>>170391615
>>170409589
>>170409815
>>170409880
>>170412124
FUCK OFF YOU AUTISTIC NIGGERS

STOP THIS AVATAR NAME FAG BULLSHIT

IF YOU WANT TO ROLEPLAY GO TO /TRASH/ OR /B/

NOT THE DOTA GENERAL

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK WHO YOU ARE

THIS IS A VIDEOGAME DISCUSSION BOARD

NOT A "GIVE ME ATTENTION BECUASE MY PARENTS NEVER LOVED ME AND I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE AN ANIME GIRL XD ONLINE TO EVEN GET PEOPLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME" BOARD

YOU RETARDS RESPONDING ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE POSTS BECAUSE IT ENCOURAGES THE MENTALLY UNSTABLE RETARD TO KEEP POSTING

STOP

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>tfw you can never play this game with friends because matchmaking matches 0 hour players with a mix of 4k hour drudge shit spics and account boosters

I sure wish I could fucking show a friend this game, but none of them stick around because they're matched against Jose Shitskin Jesus whose farming accounts for his local Dota2 cyber bananal.

The Dota2 playerbase is stagnant and dieing because playing as a new players is literally fucking impossible without getting smurfs. I guess this is okay though, since valve doesnt want to make video games anymore.

>>170421421
kill yourself asshole I'm just about to post this to get easy (You)'s but no you have to ruin it fuck you

Is playdota a better place than /d2g/?

>>170421395
How badly will Wheels get humiliated in the regionals, knowing that a casual team handed them an undeserved victory because they couldn't play in regionals? That's gotta hurt to think about.

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holy fuck who buys this shit

>>170421859
The same people who'll buy this >>170413892

>>170421859
BSSSDSJ has this set

>have fairly well balanced lineup
>just need a support and an offlaner
>-2
>-2
>-2
>"fucking pick"
>-2
>-2
>-2
>-2
>they choose terrorblade and alchemist
>lose

:thinking:

>>170421513
make a new account

>>170421513
no your friends are just shit

you dont start them on dota
ever

thats not how you get people into dota

you start them on League or HoN (NEVER HOTS BECAUSE NO ITEMS LMAO) and once they understand basic mechanics of the game, skills, builds, etc. then you bring them to dota

starting someone with 0 moba experience in a dota is the most retarded shit ever

you start them with casual shit so they at least understand the controls, then move them onto dota because its the superior game


>>170421859
>>170422106
since it was removed from the game is now a collectors item
a few pros have the full set:
Singsing got his original from the store before they removed it
Artour BOUGHT the full set (before the price drops) when he started playing Ursa (because he was like 16 when it came out originally and his dad would've beaten his ass with a leather belt had he spent any money in a stupid videogame)

>>170422390
people losing gold is the most annoying shit ever

I had some fucking moron 4th pick jungle WK after he lost 4 gold, so he didnt buy tangos at the start, then the pick after him was just AFK so randomed tinker

tinker got reported and sent to LPQ though so it was fine :^)

>>170421859
Alpine Stalker for Ursa is one of the most valuable sets in the game because it was discontinued ASAP for being such abominable trash.

You now see players showing it off at TI; the sheer value and rarity of this unsalvagable garbage makes it a status symbol. There's no real-world analogy to this fuckin clown suit.

>teammate goes jungle sandking
>pick offlane ds
>roll enemies early with sk blink and greaves at 15 mins
>try to highground with gyro and pl at 25 because we're ahead after landing plenty of 5 man vac wall epicenters (enemy team has 4 melee and an invoker)
>they have shit farm
>cant push and get wiped
>keep landing big wombo combos but still lose
>40 mins in and neither carry has a damage item and has sub 500 gpm
>less last hits than offlaner and jungle support

>>170422646
well to be fair a sk and ds should easily outfarm 90% of carries if they go in for it
waveclear, mobility and safety in splitpush through tankyness/escape spells? breh

>>170422470
I started dota without any moba experience when it first came out as an invite-only game, it was perfectly fine even with a small pool of players. Fucking F2P ruined matchmaking because it let the mud-genes in, now starting MM is totally filled with account sellers ranking up their fucking cyber cafe accounts. Valve needs to add a 10 dollar price tag, and cap ranked placement at 2k.

>>170422731
yeah both sk and ds farm well but no excuse for gyro
45 min game he ends with sny helm drum bkb
pl ended with manta vlads diffusal
gyro had 390 gpm or something
it wasnt even that their team was higher net than us. They had sb pudge and axe who were just tanky and thats it. Those 3 didnt had like 2 mid game items each but they were just durable enough to frontline while invoker dealt all the damage. Carries couldnt follow up on big ults

-25 mmr

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>>170422879
>vlads pl

Is adelaide a girl?

>>170422646
>jungle last hits
>valid

you realise that junglers naturally get around 1.5x the CS of a laner if you clear the jungles, cause of shit like 5 koblds, 6 mud golems, 3 wolves, 4 sayts, 3 trolls+2skellys etc.?

p.s. your problem wasnt that your team had no damage, its that your carries were dogshit

Gyro is shit now
and your PL probably built an aghs because LOL DUDE LOOK AT ALL THESE ILLUSIONS XDDD

>>170422879
am I dumb for completely skipping manta on pl? yeah the stats is good and you get illus that can splitpush a little and help you farm more safely, but in fights the illus don't do anything more than all your other illus, so I prefer to simply get blink aghs diff and then straight for big items unless I really need the dispell
like, tl;dr manta is overrated on pl because two illus on an illus hero is shit when he has 10~ illus in teamfights anyways

>>170422963
girl (boy)

>>170423019
i wish he had the farm for an aghs
manta diffusal vlads 45 mins

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Which female dota hero would you like to see starve/develop anorexia?

I think venge would be nice. Her torso armour is around her ribs so you'd get to see the ribs poke through and her tummy would get concave. She's also athletic I think so she'd have nice ab definition, or atleast until she loses those.

Her thighs are always visible but they're a bit big, i think she'd lose weight from their quite quickly and they'd be very thin and cute and small.

>>170423068
>diffu
>vlads

are you 2k?
diffu hasnt been an orb for like, 2 years now, and only shitters still do this

new HoD is waaay better

>>170423253
Pudge, he would have a lot of excess skin, but his underlying bone structure would be thin enough to make him look pretty nice.

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Windrunner would also be good for starving... Her tummy is also always visible.

Her thighs would look very thin and nice in her tight leggings.

>>170423253
Clinkz

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>>170423253
>Which female dota hero would you like to see starve/develop anorexia?
is this a new fetish

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instead of chad medic priest we got a faggot with a hammer

wtf icefrog

>>170423884
Pugna

>>170423253
>skellington fetish
what in the actual fuck?

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LOL
>http://steamcharts.com/app/570

Month : Last 30 Days
Avg. Players : 563,056.5
Gain : -28,510.8
% Gain : -4.82%
Peak Players : 954,040

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

>>170424048
its a good fetish

>>170424117
Sure.
*unzips dick*

>>170424316
>peak players under million first time after december 2015

DED

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>>170424723

Pretty much.

Where's your excuse now, doturds?

Hey shitters. I moved to dark souls general but I come back here every 2 days to gloat at you no-lifers playing a bad game. You're all cucks. The ones playing it and the ones watching it. How about playing a real game lmao?

>>170425327

Good post.

>>170425327
dark souls is a good game, but the pvp is the worst shit i have ever experienced
>everybody lags
>gets stabbed from 10 meter away
>roll roll roll roll roll
>R1 R1 R1 R1 R1
so how about you stfu and go play a real game like dota or csgo

>>170425476
>PvP
You're looking for misery not fun.

>>170424117
>>170423884
>>170423328
>>170423253
this is some fresh autism

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>Pinkie π is best Western Anime
t. Gabe Newell
why are you still playing if cartoon horses trigger you so bad?

>first random Drow
>enemy team locks in Tusk, Spirit Breaker, Axe
>repick into Lifestealer

today was a good day

Yellow Shy is the best horse dumb shitposter.

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kys pony poster.

rapier is so fucking fun :D

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>always people cheating and abusing the MMR system in the featured games.
Is Valve ever going to do anything against cheaters?

>MeMeR
>not a shat out on a hip system with 0 thought behind it

/vg/ was a mistake

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i-it's your fault if you don"t win buddy...

>>170419502
President Trump is rigging The International by decreeing the "Kuroky Law"

>general is literally portugal now

>>170427552
another proof that memeback gold is absurd.

when's the cleaning of this fucking disgusting thread.

at least the animeposters/memeposters were sometimes autistically funny compared to this massive cringe

>>170427552
>Unknown skill
what hellhole bracket is this

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>>170427552

>LC
>Riki
>Normal skill
>Unranked

Besides allpick, what are some shibboleths of a bad game?

>>170427920
le ebin meme xd
>>170427909
the worst of all...
quite a funny one if you ask me

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>>170399993
>we want more slark and naga and lardar and tide sets

>>170413892
Post this on reddit. Those guys can't separate between good or bad ideas

>>170427552
are these stats supposed to be impressive or something?

>"no friends online, guess i'll play alone"
>first game, no less than EIGHT fucking russians in the game, EuW with english pref
>second game, no less than SIX fucking smurfs in the game
>close dota, wait for friends to come online

wew lads, luckily both of these shitshows had an early abandon so they ended very quickly
really nice MM

Supports are useless in the 3k bracket, every game is a corefest. If anybody on your team dares to pick a support you straight up lose unless its "support" pudge or venge

>>170429931
or maybe you just dont understand how strong supports are in the first 10 minutes of the game?
if the enemy team has 0 supports only 5 people farming there should be kills galore to harvest on the map

>>170430027
>or maybe you just dont understand how strong supports are in the first 10 minutes of the game?

It literally doesn't matter. The enemy cores will memeback and you are now a useless piece of shit support. Having int as your primary stat is a HUGE weakness for supports now unless you are ogre magi.

>>170430027
...and then your team gets overconfident, feeds some kills and suddenly game is dead even with score of 16-5 because of le ebin memeback

>>170414475
Bulba is such a treasure, holy molly

>>170415312
Is that why when I play in EU west I get matched with Turks every game, i Love this game so muchasi hdbapsihdf AB]FN J; UOgad o

>>170430168
>>170430167
Not him but its very true
I am fully aware how good supports are early on, as is everyone but the fact is unless you are ogre, venge, pudge or perhaps omni you just don't contribute enough later on.

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>>170430474

>omni
>support

>venge

HERE IS THE CURRENT ULTIMATE GUIDE TO "SUPPORT". DO NOT PICK MORE THAN 1 SUPPORT OR YOU WILL LOSE

>report
>failed to send player feedback

oh.....

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please tell me nobody actually respects this whiny cuck

>>170430845
>tfw I have 0 (ZERO) report slot despite not playing for a week
jesus fuck volvo

>>170430529
b8

>>170430895
im pretty sure still got some [A] fans out there

>Tfw low priority games are the highest quality, most tense games in Dota

>[A] fans
kek nice joke, no (You) 4u

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>pic related is the man who killed akke's dream

>be australian
>get queued up for a South Korean for some reason
>face against Russians

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>>170429756
jesus fucking christ, decided to give it a final fucking chance
>6 smurfs on game again

WEW LAD

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>>170389471
I want to breed Auroth.

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>>170429756
>auto region
>game on the russia (sweden) server
>say something in english
>guy says this is the russian server
>say I picked the english language option
>he types something in russian
>abandons
:^)

What do you do if someone on your team says he's a smurf? I always feed btw assuming he really can carry me in 3.5k bracket

This thread is so slow I'm gonna read some older ones off the archive.

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When do the GOOD teams play?
Matu is streaming you fucks. Get in here

>>170433104
Team Bean are playing in 2 hours and 30 minutes.

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>>170433541
I said GOOD teams. Not teams that get eliminated by literal whos

>>170433695
Bean ARE good.

>tfw really wanna play but also gotta be ready to go out any minute
Torment.

>>170400548
I would be down for this

Does d2g like adelaide?

>>170404285
Theyre origionally a csgo team, not that bad either
My theory is that theyll pick up sing's stack if they qualify