/ss13g/ - Space Station 13 General

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>>170386434
first for autism

>/ss13g/ - Space Station 13 General
>No (embed) (embed) [embed]
It's shit.
Delete it and start over

third for idea guys

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>Chaplin doesn't get his own themed hardsuit

This is why the communists won.

>>170387501
there are templar knight hardsuits in the code

>try to join serb
>connection closed

I dun get it

>>170387972
http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/byond.com

http://pastebin.com/HjzTfBKH
Fucking refugees.

>>170387972
byond is fuggered. None of the servers work

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>>170386434
did it happen again, OP?

It's finally over guys.
byond is dead
we can all go back to our families.
I will never forget the time I spent with all of you.
goodbye.

-t. shitposting waifu fag

>>170388078
it seems that no matter what server plasmaman statics are universally shitters

>this round
>all these retards that drained whole cryomix on 2 clothed people
>after they drained whole cryo they continued to put harsuited people into cryo without mix in it

kill me

IT'S ALIVE
Byond is up

>>170386434
Reminds me of one of the first games i was in, another autism crab was showing me the ropes and he set the SME room on fire for more power or something I still have no idea how the SME works then an engineer walked in and absolutely shit his pants

Why is xenos out of the rotation? It sounds like a fun mode to play. I've never seen it, outside from the occasional xenos spawned by a staff of change.

>>170388504
Nice ick, retard.

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>>170389034
It's monkey but the monkeys can be invisible, heal when dead, have radios, and can infect you by throwing shit at you.

>>170389170

Sounds like a fun survival horror experience.

>>170389170
I don't think if a xeno slashes you once you become a xeno.

>>170389236
It's not fun

>>170389236
It's not, it ends in 5 minutes because all the greyshits run in with no mask and a welder.

>>170389292
They can throw facehuggers at you. They also have pockets to store more facehuggers.

They also cant be slipped or stunned.

>>170389350
Correction: it's not fun as a gamemode.
As an additional flaming coal to throw in the fire of an already-chaotic round, it's wonderful. It gives ghosts something to do.

People who vote deff being valid when?

>>170389372
>xeno throws a facehugger at me
>it bounces off my hardsuit helmet
>I proceed to laser the xeno to death
Git gud, fagtron.

>>170389372
They can be stunned with chloral

>>170389170
>heal when dead
what

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>When you make a nice little bar and nobody bothers you

Aside from the plasmaflood, nothing went wrong.

>run around genetics trying to figure how everything works again
>give up, try to help patients with cuts and bruises
>medbay is swamped
>try to replace a guy's head
>replace other geneticist's arm after careful supervision from him
>he eats the head
>nope out and go to chem to make dex + because the fridge is empty

wew

>>170389501

But deff is good for traders

>>170389580
Aliens only die when you hear the screech

Reminder that the memecrowaves puts out fires for plasmamen, since it returns body temperature to normal levels. There's no need to shower meme.

>>170389917
yea and then they're dead and dont heal

>>170389840
It's good for miners too, having to find an ATM on the station then buy stuff in Cargo is retarded.

Reminder: https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/14120
dead space mode soon

>>170390130
Finally, a reason for the Engineering hardsuit to exist.

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Haven't played in a little under a year, thinking of hopping back on and getting back on the wild ride again. What important features/changes/other events I should be aware of have I missed out on?

>>170390980
How about you stay gone instead

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>>170390980
A lot. Go read the changelog and you'll be surprised how much new content we got this year.

Pic related just rolled in this week.

>>170386434
stop not linking the new thread you autists

>>170390980
we merged with /tg/ station, so we play on their server now

>>170391258
it was created after the last one died, you doorknob

>>170388504
ahelp and get them job banned or teach them in looc how not to shit it up

>>170391405
don't insult me you floortile

>>170391435
That's not enough to get them jobbanned

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Good round for cargo.

>>170391229
how do i play as this? do i be dead and get an option? do i use the item it mentioned and change into it?
it sounds fun

>>170391435
if this was enough to get people job banned we'd have like 2 people in med not job banned

>>170391592
Don't tell me what to do, bicycle horn.

>>170391934
They work like posibrain, pooling the dead. If there are no ghosts with posibrain prefs set to yes you could just activate it, suicide and click in the item to get added to its pool.

>>170392059
does it give an alert someone activated it? may spec some more just to try this. i dont tend to actually die in rounds and doubt id notice anyone finding it since i only play borgs

>>170391229
I've been reading through old pull request on github but holy fuck there's a lot of shit, I'm 15 pages in and still haven't gotten to anything from before the new year.

More specifically, has anything significant changed in engineering? The rest I can figure out as I go along, but since that used to be my most played job I want to avoid signing up and setting up the engine only to have it explode the entire station because someone changed how it works.

Ignore the eating people bit and the Vorestation wiki better describes our roles than our own wiki

>>170392310
RPD got nicer, Inflatable Wall/Door Dispensers, some few tweaks to airlock circuits and more that i don't rememeber right now.

>>170390130
Plasma cutter being able to use sheets of plasma as ammo to fire when?

What's the best liquid I can put in something that shoots liquid if my goal is to antagonise people?

>>170392854
Now that would be a feature worth fighting for

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>>170392672
Thanks mate, I'll read up on those.

>>170392550
Action vore is actually a pretty good station to play on.

I tried it out once and got antag only to find out, much to my surprise, security actually did investigations and enforced the law rather than just lynching people based on hearsay.

why is there a lot of autistic fucks that player spess?

>>170392971
phoron

>>170392854
So the adv plas cutter on /tg/?

>>170393457
which is action vore?

>>170393865
>what is vore
My poor sweet summer child

>>170393996
I think you need to re-read.

>>170393742
people want to play secondlife and jack off to their screengames but can't afford computers that can actually run it so they turn to games like this and ruin them

>>170393457
>>170393865
Actually, upon reflection, the only reason they followed space law so well is most likely because there were only about 15-20 people on and everyone did their job so there was not much to keep track of.

I'd love to go there again with /vg/, it was such a culture shock the first time everyone ended up dumped there. The griff happy retardeds of /vg/ meeting up with the straight laced degenerates of vore.

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>>170394543
>go to a hrp vore serb like this
>sec gets tips that I have an emag
>they stop me in the hall
>don't get tased wordlessly
>take off my bag so he can search it
>"uhh, I wasn't going to search you, I just got a tip that you had some weird ID card. Just wanted to tell you to be safe."

Post songs you want on the Escape shuttle ride.

>>170395871
BYE BYE BYE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s

>>170395871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzQBOBoPg04

>>170395871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0FAosDi4XA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkOMiA_uGso

>>170395871
Think it would be atmospheric
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oohFGOmcxuo

>>170395871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
THE GREATEST

>>170395871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asDlYjJqzWE

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it wasn't just Shitbay that was incompetent that round. it was the whole damn station. but fucking Med was the fart on top of the shit cake.


Fucking demotions all around.

Whoever you were that tried to emag my MoMMI, what happened to you after I gave you the slip? Did you just float off into space?

>>170397343
cargo was excellent at least.

>>170395871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdwUpxkfSJw

No other choice.

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>join game just as evacuation starts
>might as well head to pods
>open door
>it's a nap zone
>dude even makes me a bed for myself
>have comfiest escape ever

good three minute round for me
sleep tight

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>Playing AI
>Game has been stable for a few hours
>Shit starts to go down
>Bombs, rods, monoliths, gremlins, attempted loosening, axe murderers, lings, chefs
>Getting orders left and right
>Dream Seeker has stopped responding

did the bombs even get anyone or was the station too depopulated at that point?

I have tried making pAI mulebots twice in the last week, and both times the mulebot stopped working after I had hacked it

are pAI mulebots broken or something
or are they just borked if you cut the wrong wire?

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>when shit hits the fan but your self sufficient office has its own power net

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God Bless you Alex Jones, you madman started the downward slide

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>Be doctor
>Turns out I'm traitor
>Decide to antagonize by being the worst doctor ever possible

>>170397554
overflow surgery is an important room that should not be destroyed for mechanic forts

>>170397526
You need to turn power back on after hacking.

>>170397343
>one incompetent chemist, the other was antag, both having a piss contest with acid in chemistry
>the one doctor who is around pretends to be incompetent and is actually a ling and was probably succing all of the morgue
>2 autistic geneticists who didn't do shit either, and one was constantly shitting out radiation near patients while the other fucked off to the bar

>>170397526
if you cut both speed wires they won't move

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>>170397602
So you were ronnie?


Even then, that's pretty much just being a shitter with an antag spin.

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>vox jew tries selling space suits that can save valuable lives
>steal them and give them out for free

>>170397479
>stable for hours
Did you not see Medbay?

>>170397512
I got ZAS'd by one from robotics and died 5 minutes later in the shuttle. Does that count?

>>170397690
With a clever twist, pushing the lines like putting highly toxic chemicals in cryo and see if people find out. People almost found me out, but I made sure none of the people who did got revived.

>>170397602

Should have started an organ harvesting ring in ghetto surgery. Kidnapped people and steal all their organs, then dispose of the corpses.

>>170397602
hey that was me too!
but I would help people anyways if Alex Jones didn't destroy whole chembay
but it was fun to fuck around and watch people die while you rotate your chair

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>>170397602
You put up a good act, all the nonsense got shifted onto us geneticists.

And lucky for you I'm incompetent at handling much but genes.

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[00:14:09]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Rasputin the Deathless) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gremlin at (313,267,1)
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[00:14:13]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Rasputin the Deathless) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gremlin at (313,267,1)
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[00:14:27]ADMIN: mrpain12/(Rasputin the Deathless) spawned /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/gremlin at (305,284,1)
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>>170397657
I did that and they still didn't work

>>170397675
isn't that how your supposed to hack them?

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>that entire round

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>>170397636
We need surgery just as much and a good deal more than we did maint tunnel. It is Manifest Destiny.

>>170397712
I was talking about the software, I didn't crash for a few hours, then as soon as shit goes down in the round, my game starts crashing repeatedly.

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>>170397771
Not really clever just being a pure shit. The only clever ones I'd call is the chemists. You literally went out of your fucking way to attack the chaplain.

>probe and nexis talking about factorio in the thread
>look at it some
>decide to buy it
>ended up playing it all day
Fuck you guys. Now I have to main cargo jobs and do shit with conveyor belts every game.

>>170390130
My body cannot be more ready

>>170392854
WYCI
It's not that hard to, actually

>>170392854
i think TG has it. Try niggering it from their code

>>170397919
I got away with it didn't I? I murdered a man in the hall and didn't get punished

>>170398069
Those don't necessarily make you clever.

>>170398069
That was clever IMO. I actually ahelped you because I saw it happen and thought, "wow Killette is being a fucking moron today"

>ling doing the 'drag people out to space for succ' routine
>trader kills it, brings it to sec for a reward
>no concrete evidence they're a ling, AI is revving up for a blue paintjob courtest of the nonhuman
>just as we run out of ideas for getting the vox off the hook, ling obliges us by reviving in front of us and screaming oogabooga where all the genomes at
>everyone's happy, ling gets blasted and vox gets their medal.
Pity it went to shit after that point.

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>>170397669
I need to play more normal doctor and get good at actually playing medbay, usually there's people on to do medbay work for me so I just got a bit overwhelmed with all that was going on.

>>170395871
>>170396120
>>170396201
>>170396247
>>170396297
>>170396392
>>170397069
>>170397454

Two minutes long, gents.

>>170398469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwhJ77_Sy4g

>>170397710
fucking commie

>>170398469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzHhAJUJuqE

Can you add this to the emagged jukebox?

>>170398469
>70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgLOFLPqSTw

>>170398547
>>170398469

Fix emagged jukebox so if you emag them again, they'll play another song

some asshole went no fun allowed and removed the feature

>>170398469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnrwM7vFn_U

Almost 2 minutes long. 43 extra seconds for the post-shuttle dock griff.

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>tfw just heard about phazon injections
Is this a relatively new thing?

>>170397825
>oops gremlins tee-hee! over the intercomm
Seriously just going to ahelp 'fucking stop retards' the next time it happens

>>170399159
This is fucking perfect

>>170399197
Hello?

>>170399296
No see trapping randos in piles of debris would at least be entertaining.
Not "oh look we spawned twenty little fucks in virology 4noraisin have fun with that two man medbay".

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>>170399195

Fun fact, Metroids in xenobiology was a thing back in the days

>>170399407
Hello?

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>>170399450
I knew that, but I had not heard of the phazon thing until recently.

>tfw Nintendo waited years until the AM2R guy finally released his fan game before ordering him to shut it down
What's with Nintendo and hating fun?

>>170399716
Nintendo is fucking cancer dude. Only developmentally stunted man child who cling onto the past of playing their games as children cling onto this bloated corpse of a company.

>>170399450
Chozo are cute! CUTE!

how does one actually get phazon or nanites?

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>>170400063
Chozo are vox! VOX!

>>170400429
Cute! CUTE!

>>170398469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiEEuxaszxQ

>>170400429
thing is the baycoder that originally made vox ripped them off from the chozo

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>>170400596
Vox! VOX!

>>170400708
Skree! SKREE!

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>>170400383
Nanites are xenobio/cyberhorror magic iirc.
>implying I'll tell you how to steal my delicious candy

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>>170397810
>>170397598

>he's an antag chemist
>makes meme pills, so far so good
>throws acid at the clown repeatedly, fails miserably, still so far, so good
>finally, he gets the clown's PDA
>throws acid in the clown's face, his mask melts
>clown disarms, tables and toolboxes chemist to death
>[16:54:52]ADMIN: HELP: UberHagrid/(Alex Jones): fucking clown bashed my head in with a toolbox - heard by 1 non-AFK admins.
>[16:55:11]ADMIN: PM: Praecordia/(Cindy Kate)->UberHagrid/(Alex Jones): to be fair you were feeding everyone acid and mercury

That was your life and you died as you lived. Honk on, you valid salad.

Someone post the action screenshot of the brig

>>170402251
>Alex Jones feeding everyone chemicals

That's fucking retarded, why would he want to make the crew into gay frogs?

>>170403475
They were super male vitality and redpills

>>170400383
>Phazon
Mining or xenobiology
>Nanites
Roburgers

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>>170404847
>redpill
>gives the user brain damage

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>>170405056
Yeah it was pretty funny actually

>>170400383
Xenobio or Clown Roid for phazon memery. Nanites from Roburgers

Is it possible to ghetto refine ores?

>>170405970
Welding tool on raw ore

Official Husbando Tier List

-Loving Father tier-
Mike Cooper
Blast Ripneck
Gerald Forlo

-Suave Romantic tier-
Harvey Zadovosky
Gregory Atweeke

-Best Friends with Benefits tier-
Isaac Lifof
Travis Egedy
Ola Stratford

-Risque Workplace Escapades tier-
Ricky Stick
Jean-Luc Vanleer

-Want for Their Body tier-
Dragan Ivanovich
Riccardo Benzoni
Antonio Betulla

-Boy Next Door tier-
Vince Mosser
Deimos Clarks
Johnny Caldwell

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>>170406054
>tfw all the gorillions of ore I could have harvested in the past
God fucking damn it

>tfw the sec dream team is dead

>>170406267
>i'm nnot on there
Well fuck you too.

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>>170406364

>>170406323
I was joking, I don't think a welding tool would be hot enough, plus you'd need a way to form the ore into material as well. Ghetto ore refining would be ridiculous.

>>170406267
>not listed
Perfect.

>>170406323
in what situations would you end up with gorrilions of ore without any access to the mining smelter to turn it to sheets?

>>170406267
>not on the list
Feels both good and bad

>>170406267
where are my vox husbandos
where are my silicon husbandos

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>>170406624
>I was joking

>>170406675
I may frequently enjoy ghetto space exploration and the ability to smelt ore on the go to crush in a mortar for chemical fun times would have been nice on a few occasions

I've been gone for a few months, has the cryomix changed at all?

>>170407080
it hasn't changed in years. New cryo feature though. You can see people inside the cryotube

>>170407080
yes
it's now the following
20u cryo
20u clonex
20u milk
20u honey
10u alky
5u rye
5u tonio

Doodle a new escape shuttle and I'll map it

>>170407080
Ideal clonemix is still
>30 cryox clonex
>15 alky
>10 Antitox
>5u ryet
>5u dex+

We also got bay/paradisecode cryotanks, so now you can see who's floating inside, pretty cool shit and good for seeing when some retarded self medicator or meme-doctor shoved an engi inside in a full hardsuit

>>170398469
https://youtu.be/tS27pVDQXPs

>>170407287
That's pretty cool
>>170407167
I'm not that dumb man, though honey is fucking great

>>170398469
https://youtu.be/EachYP9l_aA

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>>170407287
>not including milk

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>I asked the Dec to investigate the warden for being a criminal janitor previously
>'nah I have more important things to do'
>she was a ling

>>170407415
no, you're retarded
tonio and milk are fucking amazing

>>170406267
>tfw fairly frequently mentioned as a good player, but never mentioned as a husbando
I think my autism must come through in game

>>170406267
>tfw mentioned
it feels good but at the same time you know it shouldnt feel good

>people putting 5u rye into mix
>people maxing mix to 100% so 10u chemicals won't be 10%+
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>170406267
>not mentioned
neat

STOP
TALKING
ABOUT
SS13
ON
/V/

>>170407962
>Caring what the mix has beyond the base speedclone needs
After giving it what it needs, no healing reagent can even come close to what clonex + cryox does anyway. It's not a healing tube and even if it was, you can't make it much more efficient than it already is

That was a fun round to be a clown. Same hos who arrested me released me after a very legitimate permabriggable clowning session, only to succ me later on. Solid meme.

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>>170407201
I'm holding to you on your word for this
12,00,0000 gorillion months in Paint, you better deliver

>>170408054
what's /V/? :^)

>>170408140
>guns and an emag for anyone to take
Neck yourself.

>>170408054
No, you can trace pomf server directly to ancient /v/servers. They are forever linked

>>170408264
They're not for anyone to take
They're only for the people that get them

>>170407814

Which department?

>>170408054
I'm more concerned with the guy who's been shilling us on R*ddit recently.

>>170408427
I'd tell you you wasted your time in paint, but honestly, a retard like you probably couldn't have spent that time any better.

>>170408567
>I'm more concerned with the guy who's been shilling us on R*ddit recently.
CALL THE SHUTTLE

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>>170407201

>>170408084
but why the fuck 5u rye if it's just a status remover, do you do 10 units lipozine too?

>>170408602
It will be implemented whether you like it or not

>>170408770
No it won't, lol.

>>170408751
But it's cryo. Units slowly drain, so 1u rye would quickly become 0.4u and then 0.2u et cetera, not at all providing enough to do its job.
You put in 5u so it lasts the entirety of the mix's duration.

>>170408751
>why 5u rye
I'm autistic and non-multiple of 5 units mixed with multiples of 5 makes me wanna fucking kill people.

>>170398469

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xD1FAOJI84

>>170408864
Yes it will. Are you dumb, anonymous?

Which husbando kisses on the first date?

which waits till the third date?

>>170409065
No it won't, lol.

>>170409162
first
>shiggy
third
>none

>>170408602
>>170408264
>>170408864
don't be such a faggot mapper-kun

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>>170408140
here you are

>>170409162
Which head calls the shuttle at the first sign of adversity?

which waits until the third disaster?

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Against my better judgement, I'm gonna ask you guys what the main problem with me is so I can work towards improving shit after my ban is done in 6 days.

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>>170409240
Holy fucking hell I'm dying

>>170409240
Wow that's pretty good anon

I think you may have went overboard on the chairs though, we don't need that many

>>170409305
You're a metaclubbing faggot who only plays with his friends.
You have, after a fucking year of playing here, still got NO fucking clue as to how silicons are supposed to work.
You're friends with Sawbones/Avada/Morena/The rest of the metaclub faggots and got unbanned because Pain's a weak will faggot who can't keep relentless shitters like you gone.

>>170409305
who are you?

>>170409431
Pain didn't involve sawbones in my appeal whatsoever, and i'm pretty sure morena hates sawbones right now and me too.

>>170409240
Let's just fucking do it

I think there should be a goat in there too, for good measure.

>>170409305
The main problem with you is you assume people know who you are.
Also you probably did bad stuff if you got banned, focus on not doing that.

>learn one low/medium-complexity job
>play it exclusively and perpetually

what the hell is wrong with me, how do i stop this

>>170408751
It used to just be to sate autism, but trace amounts (less than 50% of its metabolism, or 0.1u by default) don't work anymore. IIRC, it was changed to stop people from giving cultists 0.1u holywater when holywater metabolises at 5u per tick which I think is super retarded and ignores the problem entirely but what can you do, eh
So 1u in a 90u mix would give you just over 10 uses, but 5u would give you a lot more not that it matters anyway since the limiter is usually alkysine

>>170409612
I have the same problem

I would love to be a medbay intern and just learn the ropes so I could someday actually work in medbay, but it's too important of a job and I have no clue what I am doing without consulting the wiki.

So it's eternal imprisonment behind the bar for me.

>>170409612
Just play captain, then shoot anyone who tells you to do anything you don't know how to do.

>>170409612
By taking the plunge into a new job and not worrying.

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>>170408675
your wish is my command

>>170409720
>Take plunge into new job
>Get jobbanned
This is what I'm worried about.
Standing behind the bar and shotgunning shitters is the easiest thing in the world and has zero pressure.
Taking someone's bullets out while they are bleeding to death is another.

>>170409743
>no windows
confirmed safer than the current escape shuttle

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>>170409593

>>170409894
Make it more festive

>>170409717
I honestly enjoy teaching people how to medbay, If I was playing right now I'd be all for showing you around.

>>170409717
I think the best way to start is as a Paramedic because you don't have to actually heal people, you just have to keep crit people alive long enough to get them to medbay

>>170409837
Just do it.

>>170409837
as long as you aren't malicious, you won't be job banned

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>>170407201
Okay, here you go.
I thought it should match the personality of our users.

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>>170410023

>>170409837
Interested in medbay? Don't worry. I don't believe you can be any worse than the doctors we see regularly.
People *will* get angry at you, but that's okay because incompetence in medbay precedes competence in medbay. I started by being shown the ropes by someone who'd been in medbay ever since before Baymed and honestly he was outdated already then and then I just played while having the Guide to Medicine, Guide to Surgery, and Guide to Chemistry open. It's not so hard, people just get autistic because you're not doing it THEIR preferred way. If in doubt, you can always try asking the other doctors (or hell, talk with the patient)

>>170410264
When is this being implemented?

>>170409162

Mike Cooper on the first

Harvey always waits for the third

>>170410264
You forgot the plasma miner

>>170410063
I have a problem keeping people in crit in that I'm not good at it. My track record is amazingly awful.

>>170410242
Not being malicious is hard to quantify, no? I just worry I'll fuck things up even worse than I already do mixing drinks.

>>170410361
People get mad at me as it is serving drinks, so I fear what will happen if I'm saving lives.

>, people just get autistic because you're not doing it THEIR preferred way
I have legit seen chemists brain people with toolboxes for not getting cryomix right. which is part of why I have cold feet.

>>170410046
Hopefully you or someone like you can show me the ropes sometime.

>>170410568
>brain people with toolboxes for not getting cryomix right.
Killing someone for not getting cryo right is not a-okay to do as non-antag, so I hope people aren't doing that

>>170410264
Make sure that when it leaves, it bursts a jet of plasma right into RD's office.

>>170410664
It was probably Diavil.

He's permabanned now because he metacommed in his journey to be a dick.

>>170409579
why would i hate anyone, whats the point in that

how do i use the co2 jetpack? all it does is create a little stream behind me when i toggle it on; i can't actually control my movement in spess with it

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>>170410249

>>170410889
It goes on your back, not your suit slot.

>>170411003
thank
you
god

>>170411003
Perfect

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>>170410264
>>170411003
How about this happy windmill shuttle?

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>>170410441
>>170410686

>>170409894
Make a shuttle with all the thrusters pointing inwards, turrets in the corners and all but one tile marked as shuttle prison. Greentext shall not be seen!

>>170411247
It's beautiful.

>>170411247
Pefect

>>170411247
I legit want this to happen.

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>>170411247

>>170410361
>Interested in medbay? Don't worry. I don't believe you can be any worse than the doctors we see regularly.
How is that possible?
Wait, hold on, I know the answer.

>>170411247
Where's the mini-zoo at?

>>170411247
>>170411494
And the mini-bar, to go with the mini-zoo

>>170411247
>>170411494
>>170411589
Don't forget the mini strip club and blackjack tables

>>170411247
Did you change the map, or does deff work this well with the shuttle?
We might as well implement it, every round on deff is a joke anyway.

>>170409717
>chose gun sprites to max the drawing
genius

>>170411472
Did
Did you forget to attach a picture?
Am I missing something?

>>170411494
>>170411589
>>170411650
You ruined it.

>>170411690
Sorry, it's late and I'm tired.
I was asking "How is it possible that someone who has never played Medbay could be better than people who play medbay all the time?"

And I think I know the answer.

>>170411247
when

>>170411651
It's Meta, actually.

>>170411494
>>170411589
>>170411650

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>>170412123
whoops

>>170412275
make a PR request already

>>170412275
There is one problem though
It's a big landmark which is easily seen and recognizable when approaching it.
Can you make the hallway-facing walls more confusing as to fit with the design philosophy of Meta?

>>170411826
Because the people who play it all the time get jaded and start hating everyone?
Because the people who play it all the time grow tired of it and just stop playing?

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>>170412472
forgot to run the map tools guess I can never submit it

>>170412638
Wait what you closed it?
FUCK

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>>170412472
Now that just looks silly

>>170412879
Perfect.

I couldn't have made a Metastation addition better myself.

>>170410361
Don't you bad talk me you newblood

>>170414698
>Implying

I want to marry __________!

>>170415075
Myself!

>>170415075
>tfw don't want to shill myself

>>170415075
Gowther!

>>170415075

Reica Carter!

>>170416237
nisu

But you don't meet my high standards unless you can build a 7 dev

>>170418376
>tfw can only build a 6 dev
Forever bomblet.

>>170397884
last time someone built that I deep fried the spare and started eating it in front of the HoP

They completely disregarded the fact that I was EATING it and demanded I hand it over

alright, out of nowhere chat isn't showing. what the fuck?

>>170418465
Thanks now I know my target can't call for help.

>>170412638
Open the log of the file (right-click > TortoiseGit > Log), go to the first non-working directory version, make backup of the current map, then right-click the file in the file list and choose "checkout".

Run maptool prepare or whatever it is now.

Restore your backup.

Run the maptool clean thing.

Done.

>>170412638
>GIT Gui

I need this

>>170418859
I use TortoiseGit.

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>>170418859
TortoiseGit or SourceTree, whichever one fits your workflow.

Which waifu is best for asking out on a date due to being cute, but then realizing they make a better best friend than lover...but then realizing even later that they are the love of your life and dont know how to approach them in that way after you friendzoned them the first time?

>>170419049
TortoiseGit sounds more my speed

:^)

>>170409743
amazing

>>170419151
I am.

>>170419192
hooonk

someone snoop the logs and figure out what the holdup was about

>>170419938
Oh boy you're in for a doozy.
Check the entire round's adminonly logs.

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Against my better judgement, I'm gonna ask you guys what the main problem with me is so I can work towards improving shit after my ban is done in 6 days.

>>170419938
>>170419956
link, lynch the nigger when

>>170419980
ur a huge fag

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>spend the entire round with Ivy Stocker
>just drink and smoke while listening to the jukebox

>>170419980
who are you?

>>170420048
i was fucking xray-vision'ing into the room, and i got jealous at how COMFY it all looked

did you guys have that bed for erp

>>170420067
>>170420009

>>170420006
>>170419956
>>170419938
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/03-March/07-Tuesday%20admin%20only.log

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>>170419980
if you are carsh, just play for fun and keep a cool head. goes a long way
>>170420048
>spend whole round as daily stormer reporter
>niggers chimp out on me
>ooc goes fucking wild
>niggers talking icc occ about banning over hard R
>become thrall
>wrench nigger when he tries to impedrozine inject me
>cries dindu
>gets revived
>by chance detective runs by me right before plasmaflood with him in locker
>give him the works in bathroom again, leave him under cold shower locked in a locker with no lights
>cries in ooc again

>>170419980
Avatar posting
Being a toxic piece of shit
Engaging thread shitposters who don't even play the game

>>170420110
>>170419956
>>170419938
What was it?

>>170420048
Something I like to do when playing as Ivy is to drink in real life every time I drink in game. I use weak alcohol though because it's both cheaper and because I'm not suicidal. Sadly I'm sober right now.

>>170420098
I moved into the IAA office to convert it into a studio apartment, hence the bed, but people kept coming in and I didn't want to kick them out.

>>170420231
so you guys did erp got it thanks

I'M SORRY, MASSAH
I got shot in the face once by a spur and I fucking bled to death

I was going to hook up one of the idiots we were slaughtering to beakers of anti-toxin, blood, and iron. I wanted you to ascend us all. Thrall Station 13.

But then my dreams were broken, all thanks to that DASTARDLY Val Oth.

>>170419980
>>170420194
If you're carsh, actually fucking learn the lawsets holy fucking shit it's like the 87th offense dude christ.

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>>170420098
I went on the bed once and she told me to get off

>>170420194
No one thinks /pol/ gimmicks are funny. It's low hanging fruit to just shitpost on the newscaster. Think of something original or don't even try.

>>170420224
lmao it's kammerjunk being a boss

>>170420294
Suck causes clone damage too. You need to make a jug of rezadone or setup a budget cloner

>>170420317
Seibah is for headpats not lewds

>>170420294
Wait seriously...i stopped you?

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>>170420317
maybe she's more of a couch-fucking person

>>170419980
Go away carsh

>>170420194
the /pol/ gimmicks are old and tired, man. i hear enough of that shit browsing /v/ on a regular basis.

it was getting in the way of my comfy xenoarch times, all ya had to do was tone it down a bit.

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>finish up solars as an engineering borg
>wander around aimlessly while science screams about needing an AI
>wonder why they'd need it so much, but oh well
>Suddenly, offered to receive a "promotion" to AI
>politely decline, because I have literally no knowledge of how to play that correctly
>ordered to report to the RD's office a little while later
>walk in, get immediately fucking blown and stuffed into an AI Core
>fucking panic internally but remain IC, coming to accept and adapt to the transformation
>fumble with the controls for a very long while while everything else proceeds to gradually go to shit
>suffer for the remainder of the round until some chucklefuck plasmafloods with canisters

But why though, I wanted to be comfy. That was a whole new level of nervousness.

>>170420331
at first I was just doing it cause someone was being a dick and happened to be black. then the chemist went full chimpout so I fucked with him.


[21:54:56]ADMIN: HELP: DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass): So is there a headmin or owner here? Or should I shitpost to reddit? - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.

[21:59:04]ADMIN: PM: DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass)->Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach): Trust me if I keep getting shit on by these little dicked faggots I'll post a direct link on LW Discord
[21:59:14]ADMIN: PM: DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass)->Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach): And let EVERYONE log into my VPN lol

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>>170420289
The last time I ever ERP'd was some time before I got banned from lifeweb

>>170420194
>lmao i am le funny nazi authoritarian man who hates niggers!
>haha i said niggers on the newscaster arent i original
/pol/ is authoritarian cancer and /pol/ gimmicks are even bigger cancer.

>>170420383
Ivy is taken. Her husband is alcohol. You won't win against that.

In terms of IC though, Ivy's a pretty unattractive woman and no man with a working nose can tolerate her too long. She lives in maint tunnels. Imagine a female Lister from Red Dwarf.

>Cass causes a whole shitload of trouble for sec
>Gets swirlied in the toilet so much he decides to become white
>causes no trouble for a while
>Becomes black again and starts attacking sec

>>170420294
damn, you had bigger ambitions than me. If it makes any difference, I broke into medbay while all of sec was watching, took your body straight to the cloner and scanned it. Valid-hunter Oth of course had to come and be a shitter so I blew off his leg with an IED beartrap, stole his spur, and shittalked his crippled ass over comms for the rest of the shift. I also used a stolen human's PDA to order the AI to make sure you were cloned.
You were one the most robust clowns I've witnessed in a while, and you were fun to be around with too. those interviews were pretty amazing. Godspeed you, you polychromatic minion.
t.vampire almost lord

>>170420837
Knew I should have spaced that clown

>>170420671
Get a gas mask and force her face against the couch cushions and everything should be fine. Or maybe get fucked by ayyliums, they don't have noses anyway.

>>170420746
the only reason he wasn't causing trouble is cause he tried to inject me with impedrizine and I fucking wrenched him and threw him in maint

niggers

>>170420671
>implying you wouldn't want to take in and care for the homeless woman and help her become a successful member of society
>implying I don't already live in maint anyways

C'mon waiting for you fucks to write that damn ban request I'll make it easy.

ckey:Pootismaniac

>>170421329
t.plaugewalker

>there will never be a serb with an NT station, a Syndicate base, and a neutral refueling hub, each with a set of jobs
fug

>>170421405
t.RealestEstate

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>these logs from last round

>>170421518
t.chucklemonger

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>>170420671
>implying any reasonable mime would hit on someone who has a fedora, shades, and a terrible suit

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>>170421690
What's so funny? please share some nuggets with us.

>>170421750
t.Probe1

>>170421773
It'll take 5 minutes to find and read, nerd.
http://game.ss13.moe/logs/2017/03-March/07-Tuesday%20admin%20only.log
[21:55:44]ADMIN: PM: DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass)->Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach): They're attacking me and giving me swirlies for being black and using space lub when this cunt already sleep toxined me
[21:55:47]ADMIN: PM: Zth/(Collin Bennet)->DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass): How old are you?
[21:56:06]ADMIN: PM: DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass)->Zth/(Collin Bennet): Old enough to get tired of racism shitty roleplaying and admins not caring?
[21:56:14]ADMIN: PM: Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach)->DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass): An easy fix would be not being black
[21:56:20]ADMIN: PM: Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach)->DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass): Also, didn't you directly lube up medbay and the hallway?
[21:56:21]ADMIN: MOD: Apologyman/(Billy The Butcher) : oh shit son
[21:56:29]ADMIN: PM: DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass)->Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach): No, sprayed a couple tiles whilst running
[21:56:41]ADMIN: PM: Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach)->DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass): Are you familiar with space lube?
[21:56:49]ADMIN: PM: DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass)->Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach): Them being racist is really funny because irl there little tiny white cuck asses would never do these thugns

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>>170421773
Someone thought he was being bullied because he was black, threatened to spam us on R*ddit and get Lifeweb to raid us on his VPN.

>>170421773

http://pastebin.com/mCGqZtka
kammerjunk officially /bestadmin/

Reading these logs is making Kammerjunk my new favorite admin.
>[22:01:41]ADMIN: PM: DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass)->Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach): But... that's just your opinion, while I'm again fucking your girlfriend I'll deff remember how you're superior
>[22:01:52]ADMIN: PM: Kammerjunk/(Ginger Beach)->DojoDetroit/(Robert Cass): Joke's on you I don't have a girlfriend

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Any ss13 waifus like pic related?

>>170421405
Though, really can someone write my ban request.