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We don't have an official steam or discord group. If anyone posts in the thread about any "official" or not steam or discord groups, promising MP or not, be sure it's a shitposter group known for organizing raids and shitposting in the thread. They are known for false-flagging.
Report and ignore it.

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, March 7th:
238 – Roman subjects in the province of Africa revolt against Maximinus Thrax and elect Gordian I as emperor.
321 – Emperor Constantine I decrees that the dies Solis Invicti (sun-day) is the day of rest in the Empire.
1936 – Prelude to World War II: In violation of the Locarno Pact and the Treaty of Versailles, Germany reoccupies the Rhineland.


>News
CK2 DD44 - An Expansion Should Not Travel Alone
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-dev-diary-43-an-expansion-should-not-travel-alone.1001889/

EU4 - 28/02
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-28th-of-february-2017.1001995/

>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow

#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume

# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA

>>[HoI4] - Après Moi, Le Déluge
http://www.moddb.com/mods/apres-moi-le-deluge

>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw

>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!PQgxyACD!bpcXXoWI3Pfu_PJ1_sz5D7wKYO2OStEWr_npgpw0B_w

>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2]Africa Mod
http://pastebin.com/kyMpRZcQ

Old Thread >>170284375
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>>170359992
based
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>>170359992
White.
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La Erdogan
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>>170359982
>>170360048
>>170360057
>smash THE patriarchy
There are plural patriarchs, the meme """achievement""" should either be to control one of them or renamed "smash the pentatchy", the five patriarchs are not "the patriarchy", they are "the pentarchy".

Jesus Christ, I hate it when a new DLC drops here, because all the /r/paradoxplaza fags come out defending paradox.
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>>170360309
t. t*rkentini*n
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>>170360309
turks = the most powerful white people and true successors to rome
FACT
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What is best society?
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>>170360671
ur mom lol
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>>170360652
>implying that's not Kurdish Rum
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What can we do to combat this W&B menace?
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>>170360409
Why are /pol/tards so pathetic?
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Should I go for my first Muslim or first Republic playthrough for M&M?
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Does anyone else get some weird hellish screaming when changing the sound options in the menu (crusader kings 2)?
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>>170360807
>gets basic shit wrong
>haha stoopid pol roflmao amirite my fellow redditors.??..?
I get it, you're ashamed and are now on the defensive, it's a natural reaction when you get something wrong, don't let it beat you up little buddy.
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No "ignore shitposting" post?
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>>170360931
/x/ if true
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>>170361167
>>gets basic shit wrong
None of the people that you replied to were me, tho.
>>haha stoopid pol roflmao amirite my fellow redditors.??..?
Yeah, /pol/tards are stupid.
>getting this buttblasted over a fucking achievement
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>>170361167
bigbenis in tears
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>>170361345
>>>>>>>>delet
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THE GAME KEEPS FUCKING CRASHING WITH THE NEW UPDATE
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>>170361167
Lmao dude get a life
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how do i avoid karling bullshit
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>>170360409
>>170360807
>>170361167
>>170361484
>>170361509
>>170361769
epic samefag
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>>170361821
Summon santa
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How do I switch away from gavelkind? I´m playing the duke of karelia 769 and like to avoid everything splitting apart after I die. I know that having only one soon helps and marrying/killing the other children off.

Currently plotting to kill my vassals off. Fuckers deceided to have children immedialy after I conquered them.
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Can someone upload just the latest DLC? Thanks.
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Why is the Old Gods date start bad?

>hur durrrr reddit, it's not historically accurate

Fair enough, but I like to create a character and have a le legendary house. Tho I agree is lags sometimes waiting for things to happen.
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should i disable epidemics
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>>170362260
thx ;)
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Ah yes, all according to plan
Fucking Byzantines and Bulgarians
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Hey guys, I haven't been around in a while. Why was Aurora taken out of the OP?
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>>170362743
>Catholic
WE
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>>170361509
what
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Is monks and mystics worth it?

>tfw can't continue my HIP game anymore
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>>170362778
Stop trying to start shit, steamcordplaza.
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redpill me on vic2 krakow
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>>170360832
Asking again
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>>170362950
You mean worth downloading? Yeah, sure.

>>170363075
Muslim republic.
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>>170363052
Stop trying to start shit, steamcordplaza.
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>>170363125
How do I make that happen
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>>170363261

Mememagic
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heeeyyyyy, why do the new german portraits in ck2 look "asian"?
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>Castile has no sea access
Its perfect
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is sengoku any good?
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>>170363319
because germans are swarthy huns not true whites like anglos
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>>170363261
>tribal muslims
>choose to be republic
Its easiest to do it while being norse,just kidnap a sunni girl and boom. Pagan is better though so... You can cycle through your girls if you find an infertile one.
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>>170363261
You could use ruler designer, or I think there's at least one Muslim tribal ruler, in at least one start. If that guy is already on the coast, or you can get him a coastal province, you can then just progress to a republic the usual way.
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>>170363345
i love destroying colonizating powers in eu4 or when they simply dont do well
>there are 1000 provinces they can colonize
>they chose to settle next to my already established colony
every single time
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>>170363345
What is that castille with saltire flag in the north?
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>>170362118
Elective Gavelkind is fucking great, pal.

>have max concubines
>make 20+ children with each character you play
>grant land to every single dude in your dynasty if possible
>make sure to expand so that there is always fresh land to give to your dudes
>entire realm is made up of people of your seed
>the most badass kinsmen accumulate retarded amount of prestige while your old fart is waiting for death
>kinsmen vassals nominate the most badass dude from your dynasty
>your old fart dies
>the most badass vassal becomes then next king/duke
>the new chief has enough prestige to call upon a tribal army from the get go
>the new chief has enough piety to call upon devout warriors
>the new chief has accumulated enough money to maintain tribal army and devout warriors for next few wars
>the new chief has conquered a few counties of his own and has invested money in them plus he gets your capital
>the new chief has already made alliances and friends to help him in ensuing succession wars

geez, man, when playing as pagan, you gotta like a pagan

source: a person who almost always plays Suomenusko dudes
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>>170362118
good luck you have to reform the religion and convert to feudalism to change succession laws from gavelkind which makes it very hard to but not impossible but you need to be lucky
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>>170363553
gaystille
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>>170360409
Hi there, I'm a liberal sjw retard etc. etc., though not from reddit, and I'm here to tell you that everyone knows and no one cares.

Yes, it's obviously a political reference. Yes, by making this reference paradox is revealing (as everyone already knew) that they have socially liberal, typically Swedish political sensibilities. They are demonstrating that they are aware of the language of contemporary feminism.
What the fuck does that matter? A video game having a snide reference to a feminist slogan isn't going to make anybody say "wow I hate the patriarchy now!" and it's not going to prevent you from playing it if you happen to disagree, either.

Get over it. I'm so tired of crybaby /pol/tards who can't go ten minutes without getting assblasted by even the tiniest joke. Maybe paradox should've published a trigger warning along with the DLC to warn you that you might get offended, addressed to people whose heads are so far up their own asses that they care this much about a video game?
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>>170363491
France will be super late since they always need time to eat their vassals. That takes up the dip mana to colonize. England is weak this game, lost all their vassals, maybe France and Scotland Ill try to eat it.
>>170363553
Spanish civil war but they actually divided into 2 countries. Trastamara vs Borgona. Castile is Borgona and the other is named after the dynasty. Winner gets Castile.
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anyone gort link to monks and mystic
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>>170363805
yeah
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>>170363052
Ally Austria, get them to shit on Russia so you get some Polish provinces right away, and then play like Congress Poland.
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>>170363805
yes
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>>170363763
>Winner gets Castile
So you didn't landlock them at all?
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>>170363805
Join the discord lad
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>>170363759
Gr8 b8
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>>170363759
not instigating autist to sperg out over jokes, wheres your sense of fun goy?
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>>170363759
This
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>>170363963
Oh but I do, Im allied to the weak one who cant win, but Castile cant beat me since I trashed them twice. So they are land locked.
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>>170363759
/pol/tards BTFO!
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>>170363759
>Yes, by making this reference paradox is revealing (as everyone already knew) that they have socially liberal, typically Swedish political sensibilities. They are demonstrating that they are aware of the language of contemporary feminism.
They're making fun of it. They pretend they're left wing to keep redditors on side but they're actually right wing as fuck. They called their Women in History expansion "Politically correct edition" on steam.
https://steamdb.info/depot/354790/
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>>170364552
how will they ever recover from this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8

What do I do with all this fucking money?!
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>>170364645
>they're actually right wing as fuck.
Nice fantasy bro. Keep believing that.

Obviosuly Johan isn't some great political thinker though. I doubt he even knows what "smash the patriarchy" actually refers to. He would definitely chicken out way before the "smashing" part anyway.
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>>170364645
>They pretend they're left wing to keep redditors on side but they're actually right wing as fuck
Guys, what if... it's a company... made up of different people.... with different political views... working together to make videogames that they all enjoy!
Woah!
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>>170364997
>different people....
>with different political views...
>working together
To right-wingers this is literally the definition of being "cucked."

Now you can see why they insist on believing that artists, developers, etc. they like must be crypto-nazis.
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>>170364673
>custom nations
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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I want to give vic 2 a try and learn basics through trial and error (probably going to fail a lot but whatever)
recommend me some cool smaller nation, would something in Italy be good for now?
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>>170365419
Ireland is tutorial island
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>>170365391

>>170347831
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>>170365208
You don't know who you're messing with..
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>he doesn't play the entire song by clicking different provinces before selecting his ruler
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German count or Shi'a guy for a M&M game?
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>>170365495
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>>170365605
It's not a song, you fucking retard, it's a collection of notes arranged in a particular order.
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>>170365419
>would something in Italy be good for now?
Sardinia-Piedmont is a good first-time country, but be aware that you are probably going to end up forming Italy, not just playing as a minor little country the whole time. Playing any of the other Italian minors is not a good idea because S-P will gobble you up when they turn into Italy.

You don't really want to play an overly small country your first time in this game anyway. The recommended starts are usually Prussia->Germany, S-P->Italy, Brazil, or maybe even the US.
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>tfw eu 3 is STILL best paradox game when it comes to music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXSk-WVLS2A
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>>170365605
You can't even play a song since the notes repeat themselves.
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>>170365689
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Woah did you fucks actually wait for a thread to hit the bump limit before moving to a new one for once
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>>170365764
>not EvW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgZomhp7slY
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>>170365928
No.
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>>170365768
>notes in a song can't be repeated
I mean, have you ever even heard a song? This is the most bizarre thing to misunderstand. Are you an alien or a sentient AI or something?
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>>170363805
cs rin ru
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>>170365981
He means it only plays one bar of the theme and then repeats that from the start, you can't play the whole thing.
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>>170366115
It's just a short song m8
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Is there a racial supremacy mod for CK2 which gives whites higher traits than non whites and if you mix a white with a non white the children are mongrels who lose all the good traits?
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>he cares about muh cheevos
>he actually bought something from Paradox
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>>170365764
why eu 3 is so comfy compared to eu 4? And im saying this as person who likes eu 4 too

If not for some atrocious stuff like ugly blobs
(bohemian-siberian snek still haunts me) i still would play it
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>Ability to create epik Satanic and put them in games
>But can't do red robes for cardinals
Really makes you think
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>>170366179
Wouldn't that mod have to give all the best traits like Genius to the Jewish characters?
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>>170365938
>never ever
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>>170366182
>he's a loser who refuses to spend 20 bucks on something that'll provide him with hundreds of hours of playtime
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>>170366179
In CK2+ there is Jew trait.
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>>170366271
No, because Jews are (in the case of Ashkenazis) whites mixed with Semites, which produces lower intelligence and strength and (in the case of Sephardis) pure semites, which is akin to a gorilla.

Only the pute whites and Japanese would be advanced.
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>>170366219
There's an anon here on /gsg/ working on a little mod to tweak European blobbing in EU3. He posts screenshots of observer games (i.e. select hawaii and then don't do anything for 400 years) sometimes. Maybe someday he'll share that mod with us and we won't have to put up with BOHEEEEEEEMIA anymore.
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>>170365640
What's the difference?
Which one have you played the least?
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>>170366364
Look at this delusional goy.
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>>170366179
thats racist
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>>170366332
>hundreds of hours of playtime
Do the PR shills who spout this shit even belive it?
>heh pay up goy these dozen devil events to add to our already overpriced dlc collection will surely be worth money you could spend on food and clothes
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>>170366364
What is with the /pol/ fetish for Japanese people though, they're literally the same genetic stock as Chinese and Koreans
Is it just a weeb thing
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>>170363402
just play Nobunaga's Ambition: Sphere of Influence desu
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>>170366364
>whites mixed with Semites, which produces lower intelligence
But Ashkenazim have higher intelligence and higher IQ than the white "substrate" in the parts of the world where the mixing took place.
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>>170366487
Hitler called them honorary Aryans.

>>170366549
Das rite.
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>>170366179
i would play some western european count, let my dynasty get BLACKED and then spread it to every powerful monarch by cucking them
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>>170364645
I dunno but they allow me to switch off Women Rights legislation in CK2 while keeping my achievements so it's all good, I don't play Garbaggio Universashit 4 anyway
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>>170366487
>they're literally the same genetic stock as Chinese and Koreans
They're not. They're mixed with inferior Mongol, SEA and other inferior blood, only the Japanese have kept their purity and that is why they are so advanced today.

>>170366549
That's due to Jews fixing the results.
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>>170366487
>Is it just a weeb thing
Yes, but like any other belief they've cooked it up with ideology to make it "make sense." The hypothesis is that Japan was a very isolated country for most of its long history, so it is "racially pure" and also free from "jewish influence."
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>>170365992
thanks m8 now I got all the DLCs for CK2 and EU4 on Steam as well for free

not sure you understand but you just made me very happy and have ended a great year of frustration since I was thinking I could not play these games due to too many DLC

Thank you again you have done good deed for this day
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>>170366476
Maybe if your diet didn't consist of mountain dew and hot pockets you'd have more money to spend
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>>170366364
Ashkenazi jews are among the top of the lists when it comes to average IQ.
And I'm pretty sure that you wouldn't consider the #1 European nation in average IQ to be white.
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>>170366692
>That's due to Jews fixing the results.
If Jews are intellectually inferior, why would they be able to fool the much smarter whites?
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>>170366468
>>170366549
>>170366789

Did you know "Ashkenazi" is the Khazar word for "German". Really makes you think.
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>>170366789
that's because European IQ is bogged down by African, middle eastern and Indian immigration.

Jews in general, like Asians, benefit from their written language and the culture of memorization around it that gives them better pattern and spatial recognition that Latin and Greek based ones.
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>>170366789
Ashkenazis inherited their intelligence from whites but also inherited their strength from their Semitic cousins, that is why they are so weak. White people are naturally more muscular than them as we were born to survive on a continent of snow and ice and hardship.

And the Jews use the intelligence they stole from white race traitors for evil.
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Have any of you tried the 1356 mod?
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i hate poland in eu4 they always blob when they shouldn't even exist
should i play based russia next
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>>170366938
Because the language they speak is Germanic.
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>>170366980
Why not just play M&T?
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>>170366984
Poland rarely blob much outside their historical boarders.
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>>170367050
can you read fuckface
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>>170367113
Yes, I can read fuckface. It's not a word though.
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>>170367074
I dunno. Why should I? Does M&T have timeline extension too?
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>>170367192
Yes.
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>>170367050

>Because the language they speak is Germanic.

I think you might be mistaken, friend.
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>>170367310
Yiddish is Germanic dude, that's what the Ashkenazim speak
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I forget, do allies of your religion normally join you if you declare a Holy War?
I'm facing some Norse fuckers with 98 (ninety eight) allies in addition to being the largest Germanic power, and I want my holy order, who conquered Sweden, to join me.
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>>170367346
>that's what the Ashkenazim speak
Used to speak.
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>>170367346

Try reading the post again.
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>>170366943
You think Italy doesn't suffer with migration either?
Anyway, the study was done 15 years ago and I'm pretty sure they didn't go around purposefully picking any black man they could find.

>>170366968
>And the Jews use the intelligence they stole from white race traitors for evil.
See pic
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>>170367226
I guess I'm not convinced that everything they are trying to do is working swiftly. After all, they have probably changed about everything in the game. That must result in some weird shit, I reckon?
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Any mods where I can rape female prisoners in public as a means to stop rebellions or get traits like cruel and so on?
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>>170367487
it made me realize i never played multiplayer eu4

how is it? Do you play on super slow speed or what?
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Any mods where I can institute a forced eugenics program in my kingdom where non geniuses/strong aren't allowed to breed and only the strong/geniuses can?
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>>170367609
I'd like to know this as well. I need to pause all the time because I'm autistic about monthly ticks and min/maxing.
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>>170367487
>t. Rain McVarelk
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>mfw /gsg/ starts talking about eugenics and genetic purity
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>>170367609
>>170367673
I got the image from google, I'm solely doing it to buttblast some redditors.
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>>170367614
You would get too many rebellions if you had a class of geniuses in your Kingdom.
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>>170366179
>Wh*tes
>Intellegent
Lmao
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http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039193519
hmm...
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>>170367723
They'll make comments about Malinese Universities guaranteed. Trying to remember the University that was a Great Wonder in Civ4 - another game that licks Malinese and Muslim ass.
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>>170367757
>tfw to smart to rebel
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>>170367715
bad paint skill =//= bad genetics
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>>170367715
Look at that huge, masculine chin. God tier genetics
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If I have to choose between protestant and reformed as a republic in eu4, what should I pick?
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>>170367906
>doesn't know about charles ii of spain
newfag
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>>170367812
Lad, I know you'll think I'm meming here but that isn't me and it's not fair to Doxx the poor laddo because of my antics, I got the image from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/eu4/comments/5y16on/enlightenement/
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>>170368016
what are you on about coon
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stop insulting each other and putting each other down for what websites you visit

fuck
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>>170367983
i always pick calvinists if i want to play filthy heretics because it means i will be politically isolated and i can have permanent defender of faith since there are rarely any other ai reformed nations
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>>170368016
>>170367715
>STILL believing french propaganda from 3 centuries ago
Well, I guess it worked.
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>>170367192
Is M&T good?
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>>170367506
bump any rape mods or mods where I can mutilate Umayyad prisoners without any repercussions whatsoever.
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>>170367192
>>170367473
It results in a more believable world.

1356-1856
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>>170367834
Yeah, I wanted to use the one of it spawning in Zimbabwe but the faggot deleted it.

They'd probably go full ZAPU-PF and claim Zimbabwe was an ancient kangdom nd shieeet
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>>170368025
>that isn't me
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039193519/games/?tab=all
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>>170368282
>1856
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>>170368184
It's pretty good but at the moment runs slow as hell compared to vanilla. However they're working on a major update which apparently really improves the speed. I'd wait until they release 2.0
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>>170368434
I'm on i7 will it run slow
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>>170368367
That still isn't me, laddo, I just used his image to rustle some redditors, he doesn't deserve this.

Or maybe he does, his info is pretty spergy.
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>>170368424
2.0 introduces urbanization, industrialization, pops and markets for specific strategic resources

it has enough systems for 1856 to make sense
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Kek
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Anyone got a link to a total world conquest let's play on EU4 I don't even have a clue how to do this. Halfway through the game and I don't even have the trade nodes I want jesus fuck how do you do this
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k
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>>170368132
Is it worht it though? Currently I'm playing as Protestant Milan, Ravensburg just went Reformed, and I'm not sure if I want to go; the bonuses aren't that great compared to Protestant, and it would be a bit harder to keep them. Pic related
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>>170368649
dumb memes

do something funny next time
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>>170368282
>It results in a more believable world
How so? Tell me more.
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>>170368725
I didn't do shit t b h
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>>170368548
So am I, it'll be pretty slow in the first few years but tends to speed up as time goes on and fewer tags are around (forgot to mention the fuckton of new provinces). But seriously I'd wait until 2.0 for all the new features and the fact they've apparently gotten a performance boost that's as close to vanilla time as they can get with the extra provinces.
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>>170368725
t. triggered lefty/pol/
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>>170368649
BR? BR? HUEHUEHUEHUE
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>>170368660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcqij1leGB0
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>>170368832
and when will 2.0 be released?
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>>170368851
its just boring, man. the funniest /pol/ meme today is still probably the Bogdanoffs

we wuz is stale and outdated
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>>170368832
Did we really need more provinces? What the fuck. They have made a good mod that is unplayable because they think more provinces will be "kinda nice"? They must be the dumbest smart people ever.
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>>170368832
Thanks man. I'll wait for the optimisation. Just thought maybe good CPU power would make a difference since I can play 10k system Galaxy in Stellaris no problems.
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>>170366617
>Hitler called them honorary Aryans.

Same with the chinese.
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>>170368660
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYjGb0dTdMGCCOI8iPsLmTP9Imnix-SFs

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYjGb0dTdMGB_LwEOvvewloqzAiThvsC-
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>>170368903
Nah those just wind me up because it doesn't show you how to do it. Thanks anyways though.
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>>170368962
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>>170369110
check the playlists that i linked you
>>170369075
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>>170368962
It's not about the meme, it's about triggering leftards. Neu-/pol/ is cancer anyway since /r/the_donald took over.
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>>170365419
US is good for learning mechanics of the game plus youre islolated from other great powers apart from great britain to the north
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>>170369075
>>170369075
>>170369110
Thanks man
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>>170369125
literally 6 year old and covered in mildew

what a nasty meme
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>>170369213
>hating on BASED /r/the_donald
your FIRED!
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>>170369282
>you will NEVER be as triggered as this /r/paradoxplazian is right here
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>>170368946
I'd say in the next few months provided they don't have any more major feature creep
>>170369001
it's useful for simulating historical borders and the clusterfuck called the HRE, but yeah I'd agree if this performance increase didn't happen
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>>170369324
Israel is the only democracy in the middle east and the GOD EMPEROR will save it from MUDSLIMES
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>>170369347
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>>170369473
Literally nothing wrong with this
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>>170369473
>>>/leftypol/
And stay there....
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>>170369717
Too right my MAGA brother! I will happily die for Israel if it means more dead SANDPEOPLE haha goldman sach not palestine back ok praise netanyahu
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>>170369837
>supporting natives' right not to be exterminated by jews is lefty/pol/
ah yes
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>>170365391
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>>170366219
Less streamlined and less focus on balance I think.
So you can get way ahead in technology if you build towards that, which is comfy for a player, you can have your tiny nation and absolutely slaughter people with worse tech than you.
In Eu4 the ahead of time penalties are so hefty and reliand on mana that you won't be ahead in tech by much, at least not in the old world.

This hasn't really changed since institutions from what I've seen. Only that some spots in europes lag behind more now like they were east asians sometimes.
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>>170362337

>anon asks for a link to illegal contant
>my post gets warned.

Fuck you janny, wait until Johan hears about this!
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Either Paradox is up to their usual cucky ways and are trying to imply something, or Monks & Mystics broke the game
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>>170370585
i don't get it
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>>170370585
>Sunset invasion on
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>>170370585
Mudslim clothes?
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>>170370585
is it supposed to be arab portrait
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>>170370648
>>170370585
Karloman looks like a muslim?
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>>170370585

Istanbul was always Istanbul ;-)
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What rulers start of with artifacts?
The Pope, Byzantium, and HRE are the only ones I've found so far.
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>>170370760
your mum
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>>170367609
>>170367673
Depends who you play with. I usually play with my buddy over teamspeak.

We pause when we need to. usually most of the gameplay can be done without pausing. Its strange at first but you will get used to it. We only ever pause when something significant happens like a war with someone dangerous to weigh our options. We also pause when dosen or so events pop up.
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1-5 russia
6-9 poland
0 serbia
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>>170370760

I wonder if Ethiopia has the ark of covenent
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>>170370862
a Hyyyyy
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hello /gsg/

I have never played these types of games before, but seeing CKII on sale for such a low price is making me want to try.
There is quite a large list of dlc for the game, are there any of these that are recommended to purchase alongside the game, or is a vanilla experience the best for a beginner?
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>>170370862
can you create Russia in eu 4 as (((merchant))) republic?
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>>170371047
vanilla is dry af, just pirate the DLC
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>>170371047
You should buy the vanilla game and pirate the DLC. In Paradox's case it really is justified, considering the astronomical prices they charge and the fact that all the DLCs contain essential gameplay features.
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where can I get the dlc from, cs rin ru just has the full game.
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>>170371047
buy vanilla, pirate all the dlc.
Buy more dlc if you're happy with the game.
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>>170371250
rezmar's gonna be uploading the updated pack of just the dlcs "later tonight" apparently
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>>170371250
Steamcord took down the link within about an hour.

Sorry lad, gonna have to buy the DLC.
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>not possessing the pope

heh.. amateurs
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>>170371063
yes
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>>170371387
Why are you a goat skull?
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>>170371387
>That hair colour on Charles' son
Motherfucker looks like he's got ketchup smeared on him
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>>170371250
it's in the update package
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>>170371047
There are a few that add content, while there are a lot of aesthetics changes:
http://www.ckiiwiki.com/Downloadable_content
I say pirate them all
Enable all but Sunset invasion
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>>170368706
do what?
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>>170371387
What the fuck is wrong with Pepin the Hunchback?
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What do you think a fair interest rate in EU4 is if the government wanted to invest money to get returns? You can take loans, but not give them, and I dont see a reason why you cant. I was thinking 2-3% since the bankers offer 8% in Meiou and they need to make a profit + a finders fee. Just another mechanic to add in.
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>>170371387
>not seducing him and sleeping with him instead
fucking amateurs
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>>170371491
Nah, I downloaded that and it didn't insert the dlcs.
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>>170371586
you can loan shekels to other nations
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>>170371713
The AI refuses to take loans, it as broken so Paradox removed the system. Something about free CB for lots of cash/land or something since they wont repay it. I dont know how to reinstate it so i was just going to do a PnP calculation and use the console to enforce it.
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>>170371660
Crusader.Kings.II.Update.v.2.6.3.hotfix3.to.v.2.7.0-RezMar
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>>170371817
Yeah, I got that one. It's an .exe file that only contains updates and not the dlcs.
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>>170370453
>Old EU3 map
Absolutely disgusting
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No DLC really needed. With each DLC they have updated the base game with free new things so vanilla is 3x of what it was at the release. Best approach would be to get the basics down on vanilla.

Then play until you get bored of CK 2. Once you get bored, get a DLC - any one of them, it doesn't really matter which - if you like pagan vikings, go with Old Gods - if you are into Altaic-Tuvan throat singing and shit, go with horse lords - if you are into Romeo&Juliet tier merchant family scandal play, get Merchant Republic.

Once you have chosen the DLC, play with the new additions for a few campaigns until you get bored. Then choose another DLC.

Rinse and repeat.
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how in eu 4 should you know when to collect money from more than one place?
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>>170371874
wiat what
can I found crusading orders now in just the base game
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>>170371856
i dont even
it comes with dlc
should be a folder inside
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>>170371987
when you earn more money that way
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>>170371987
when it doesn't transfer back to your home node
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>>170371987
If your main place is like Venice or Genoa and you own all the territory you can make it not your trade city since youll get it all anyway and make some other spot your main place and youll get twice the dosh from trade.
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>>170372117
Not sure what to tell you but when I rollbacked to 2.6.3 and did the update, didn't get the DLC.
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wait wtf
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redpill me on the new dlc
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Going to form a gross Anglo-France union in EU4, going to keep the England tag for the based flag (three lions and three fleur de lis) plus Scotland is for traitors anyway.
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>>170372579
please bang my satanist wife
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>>170372275
wew lad
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>>170372489
hol' up
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>>170371387
quality DLC my buds
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>>170372614
>owning niggers
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>>170372614
>no guyana
>no gibraltar
>no catalonia
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>>170372489
*raises yeniçeri finger*

problem arkadaş?
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>>170372656
well thats fucking embarrasing, didnt even think to look at the folders, sorry mate
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>>170372797
t-they wont be states or accepted..

>>170372815
>owning niggers
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>>170372096
founding crusading orders has been a feature since release - albeit in a more limited manner

initially it was rather difficult to defeat Muslims in Iberia without dedicating holdings to Knights of Saintiago(?) and similar orders
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>>170362743
>blobbing
Simply epic xD
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what merchant republic should i play? I haven't tried any of them since introduction of these vassal city states or whatever they're called
Is novgorod fun?
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>>170372662
>>170372828
>allied with Ottomans

get the FUCK OUT OF CHINA I'M TRYING TO vereenigde oostindische compagnie over here

god damn
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Do successors inherit your artifacts?
That would suck, since a lot of them have requirements for certain orders, which means you have to stick to one for the whole playthrough.

Also, how's Satanism?
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/gsg/ eu 4 multiplayer when
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>>170373251
Only casuals play vanilla M&M, "Satanism" is fucking shit compared to the new and improved Chaos cults in Geheimnisnacht
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>>170373254
this saturday maybe
although GMT as I'm from the heartland
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>>170373481
Is the new version out yet
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>>170366487
The Axis was Italians + Germans + Japanases
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>>170373634
I'm playing it right now, it's not out for casuals yet though
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>>170373481
>Only casuals play vanilla M&M
I like to play new DLCs in vanilla before putting on mods.
>Chaos cults
They finally reworked them?
>Geheimnisnacht
I haven't built my supercomputer yet, sorry.
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is it safe to activate dark world mid-game?
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>>170373785
I'm not a casual, i've done my fair share of grobgermaniums
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>>170372614
>going to keep the England tag for the based flag (three lions and three fleur de lis)
good man

Francien as primary culture since there are more cultures in that group you want as accepted and then accept the english ones? Or just English and culture convert the rest in england to English?


Imo get Canton and make Nepal and Punjab into Marches. Don't let them have any CoTs though.
Possibly also Vijanajagar as a march.
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>Count of Mekka
>Go on pilgrimage to Mekka
>Somehow be treated as if you´re on holiday abroad.
And that in my own fucking county.
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>>170373835
They're reworking cults for the next update to take advantage of M&M, it seems: https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/development-teaser.1002604/
They were saying they wanted to improve cults before M&M was even announced IIRC, but they'll definitely be on the case now that there's literally a whole DLC about that kind of shit.
Do you really have problems running Geheimnisnacht? I haven't had any, particularly since the Reaper's Due boost.
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which european countries in eu4 aren't white
poland/muscovy and ottomans aren't and that's for sure
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>be muscovy
>teutons ally with denmark
>in comes swedish independence
>teutons focus on sieging my provinces
>lithuania eats up their home provines
>teutons sue for peace whilst sieging my capital
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please die lad

i really need someone good leading my country
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Does cis rin ru have a working monks and mystics link yet?

Is it just the dlc? Can I put it into my steam folder or do I need to pirate a full game and run it from that?
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so is there anything to this dlc aside from I CAN BE LE EPBIN SATANIST :D:D:D:D:D
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>>170374463
All european countries are white.
Poles/Russians are white and Turks are not european.
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>>170374565
It does. Get the download under "update only", it has the DLC file included.
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>>170374587
slavs outside of croats and maybe czechs aren't white
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>cossacks make rebellion in moldavia
>make free state of basarabia
TRIGGERED
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>>170374587
Are Bulgarians white?
They look like roaches to me.
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>>170374587
>All european countries are white
>Irish
>White
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>>170374131
>Francien as primary culture since there are more cultures in that group you want as accepted and then accept the english ones? Or just English and culture convert the rest in england to English?
From a gameplay perspective I suppose I should but I can't stand the thought of those froggy subhumans having that much power.
>Imo get Canton
I would but I hate the way the province looks, Macau is a nice little port but Canton is literally a block of shit. I want the aesthetic of HK even if it costs me half the trade power, it's not like it'll matter as I'll be making hundreds a month from the rest of it.
>and make Nepal and Punjab into Marches
The way the diplo system works in EU4 is also shit, you can only have a handful of relations with countries, usually around 5 or 6, so I'd be using up a third of my slots in these two alone.
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>>170374587
Turks are successors to Roman white and therefore european
also white
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>>170374463
>caring about whiteness
American 'White male' spotted
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>>170374945
>not caring about whiteness
European White 'male' spotted
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>>170374463
non white
wallachia/albania/ottomans also tatar and russian countries arent white either
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>>170372614
Ima do this one game, but probably have Portugal. They always have a PU over Portugal when Im not near them... Or Castile fought during the war and Spain is all of Iberia.
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>>170374415
Oh I can run it, however playing a decent timespan takes 5ever.
Not playing it until I build my new PC (which I am too lazy to do).
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>>170374930
>not playing Meiou where you get 12 free vassals
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>>170375049
sorry for having a rifle not a gun
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>>170374463
nations that are in the europe superregion and are in these culture groups:
>Levantine
>Tatar
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>Im at war
>they beg me for money
What so you can send more troops at me? Or to pay back those 8 loans you have? They have 8 loans and still make 6 gold a turn.
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>>170375453
Pic
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Anyone playing Monks and Mystics yet? Is it good?
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>>170374930
>purposely make Macau a nice little exclave on the map, perfect for a port town
>only get a mission for Canton because that's the actual coastal CoT with high trade value
I know that feel.
Guess I'll just conquer the hinterland around Canton to make the map prettier.

I wish you could move CoTs to adjacent provinces after fulfilling certain conditions. Malacca to Singapore for example.
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>>170375623
>they then die and leave Tramasta with Castile giving them sea access again.
This was supposed to happen 30 years from now here I swoop in during Frances Next war and take the top provinces... And I didnt get Granada...
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>>170375623
mt ui is shit
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>>170375720
Maybe the casuals are playing it, but /gsg/ is rightful Victoria 2 clay. Post pops
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>>170374930
>From a gameplay perspective I suppose I should but I can't stand the thought of those froggy subhumans having that much power.

Merge some of the french cultures then?
Convert Normand to English.
Convert Burgundian to Francien.
Occitan to Gasgonge.

>I would but I hate the way the province looks, Macau is a nice little port but Canton is literally a block of shit. I want the aesthetic of HK even if it costs me half the trade power, it's not like it'll matter as I'll be making hundreds a month from the rest of it.
Get both.
Have a fort in canton so your troops can retreat to macau.
comfy as fuck
>The way the diplo system works in EU4 is also shit, you can only have a handful of relations with countries, usually around 5 or 6, so I'd be using up a third of my slots in these two alone.
By that point you can manage without a lot of allies, so the slots are free.

>
French or English ideas btw?
You could form france, take their ideas, then form England again.
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is it going to fuck up my game if I'm at the latest version without M&M ?

I don't care much for fantasy elements
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>>170375918
I imagine you should be able to turn off the Satanic powers stuff with the "supernatural" game rule.
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>>170375918
No, you can pretty much play all versions with the base game.
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>>170376070
And this too, I load Sunset Invasion now but they are turned off in the game rules.
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>play poland in eu4
>colonize africa before anyone else
>set my colony independant and play them instead
>ai blobs into moscow without my help
im proud
but now half of western europe wants my african provinces and everyone hates my guts
also i never realized how shitty "slaves" are as goods, my income nearly doubled after i abolished slavery
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>>170371387
>merchant republic
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>>170375848
Jews are about 0.7% of the population, 0.8% if you don't count the Chinese colonies. The total amount of Jews in Persia, be them the Sephardics in the southern industrial centers such as Isfahan or the Ashkenazi diaspora in Georgia and northern Caucasus, is 120k pops, or 480k people.
>>
I could really get into EU4 if it was a turn based game with hundreds of more events. There is no way to play comfy in it though. Comfy is sit around for dozens of years doing nothing.
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Why is Sweden refusing to sign peace with denmark, they have all the danish prvoinces in sweden occupied and all of norway occupied
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>>170375792
>Malacca to Singapore
This one fucking hurts, laddo.
>hey should the CoT be on the natural "node" between china and india?
>nah, stick it half way up the peninsula fuck logic
The worst part is even if you own every CoT and have all trade buildings in them it isn't worth jack shit, you keep 50% power even with ships unless you have everything.

>>170375861
>Merge some of the french cultures then?
>Convert Normand to English.
>Convert Burgundian to Francien.
>Occitan to Gasgonge.
I generally find it to be a waste of Diplo points, Not that I don't enjoy gassing people but when it causes you to be three diplo techs behind even with religious ideas and the policy it's a load of bollocks. I suppose realistically I'll just have to accept it and swap to French, A French primary England tag is essentially what Anglo-France should be anyway.

>Get both.
>Have a fort in canton so your troops can retreat to macau.
>comfy as fuck
Nah, it looks too disgusting. It's like a block sticking into China for no reason, I don't know why they didn't just make it a trade port like Macau.
>By that point you can manage without a lot of allies, so the slots are free.
Yeah, I guess, just seems a waste. The diplo system in EU4 is shite.
>French or English ideas btw?
>You could form france, take their ideas, then form England again.
Hmm, I hadn't considered this. The trade efficiency, tax, -1 unrest and discipline seem to make staying as England better for what I want, but the Elan..
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>>170376935
there we go
[waiut 24 secs to post]
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>>170371801
Usury is illegal unless you are a jew.
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>>170377065
and now sweden doesn't even want to keep my allaicne
wadda fuck
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>>170372117
Now activate it on steam and get the rarest achievement in the world. Last time I looked it was papal mache.
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>>170377268
>papal mache
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>>170377232
and they broke the allaince fucking grwat
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@170376935
@170377065
@170377232
@170377770
No one cares pham
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>>170377770
You and them have the same provinces considered as vital importance?
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Crusader Kings: Age of Sigmar
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Is the new kangz dlc cracked yet?
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>>170378008
Nagash return when ?
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New Crusader Kings II addon makes me want to give the game a try. Never played CK2, but I played EUIII, EUIV and Stellaris.

My favourite province is Bremen.

Will this be a good start or will I lose out on features because of merchant republic?
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And now the habsburg shall rule the world
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>>170378229
be sure to convert to judaism
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>>170378276
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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>>170377903
yep Koala and Ingermadd, also I was the first to ally them, but lithuania also supppourted their independence, and my other rival, the livonians rivalled lithuania
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NEW DLC WHERE CS RU DEAD
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>>170378328
Thinking about it, maybe you should do it in real life.
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>>170378363
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>>170378404
M8 you are going to lose your alliance over Kola. It's a nice place but in game it's a 3 development shit hole. I don't know what Ingermadd is but that is why Sweden is going to break your alliance. They got their clay back and are now looking to expand into stuff you have announced to the world is vital to your nation's future.
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guys i got really retarded question regarding modding
i got mod from steam workshop but i want to change some things around in it, how do i extract it and make it so it appears in launcher while being a folder instead of zip archive?
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>>170378625
i need the mission for RP
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>>170378650
You literally just extract the zip to a folder and write a new .mod file that points to the folder instead of the zip
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>>170378596
Just got them, they are clean
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>>170378762
oh so it was that simple huh
can i just copy existing .mod file and rename it?
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Torrent [Crusader Kings 2 Monks & Mystics] http://www43.zippyshare.com/v/AJA7PhNZ/file.html
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>>170378596
>the update is on some seedy as fuck popup infested website riddled in ads and probably viruses

Nice
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>>170378704
Wiping out Swedes in 5 years time for you then.
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>>170378513
If I pull that foreskin off, will you die ?
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>>170378852
Crusader.Kings.II.Monks.and.Mystics-CODEX
including previous DLC
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>>170378837
Yeah, you can.
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>>170378986
it would be extremely kosher
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>>170378625
and then I unfriended livonia and now they like me, when I try to war my allies ally my ally always defends them, is this true for the player.
IE with sweden allied to me, will lithuania be succesfully able to call in sweden in a war they declared on me
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>>170375848
Does a higher admin budget encourage people to promote to bureaucrats (to make colonies into states)? I've always kept it as high as possible, way above what is necessary for 100% efficiency.
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>>170379065
You're a big kike.
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>>170379147
For you.
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Becoming cultural union aka empire in eu4 gives your rulers random names of different cultures from your culture group? Its fucking retarded
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>>170379147
For jew
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>>170379069
No, Sweden defends you. If two nations share an ally, the ally defaults to the defender. Price of aggression.
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>>170379213
Yeah, I clicked Form Great Britain and had to abandon the game because everyone was suddenly English even though I had made them extinct. It's dogshit.
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>>170376975
All of Ireland falls in one fell swoop apart from this one little bitch part.
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>>170379213
>>170379381
>play meme game
>get memed on

what did you expect?
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>>170379274
thankyou, funny i ended up allying sweden as now I have a border fort against them for no reason
yay
well adds to the roleplay of my king in his late age being indesccive
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>>170379381
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet you got to be kidding me
there must be a way to mod this shit out
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>Spain gets put in a PU with Commonwealth

JESUS CHRIST HOW HORRIFYING

alternatively, Portugal's about to be taken to fucking pound town now that its sugar daddy is someone's bitch
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>>170379459
Managing to RP in EU4 shows you have a versatile mind and good imagination, anon. Well done. No troll.
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>>170379798
>Based Poland ready to create the Unified Catholic Empire
>Horrifying
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>>170379798
How come Normandy is set free? Did someone fuck up England or did someone fuck up France?

Also how can The Netherlands have 75,000 men? Is that all mercenaries?
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>>170379787
No
memeth is too pc for based /gsg/
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>>170359985
tfw your mod made it into the OP
Flavormod for HoI3 - V 1.0.3 - Mannerheim Edition
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw
Changelog -
Fall Gelb, Operation Weserubung, and the German Invasion of Yugoslavia are now decisions, to prevent AI retardation
Added Event chain related to Plan R 4 for Britain and Scandinavia
Added Alt-History events for Second Polish-Soviet War
More Bugfixes
And some misc shit I probably forgot
Has anyone even downloaded this fucking thing yet?
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>>170380018
england got its shit kicked in by scotland until the 1600s, then got back in the game and formed GB somehow

France got coalitioned by everyone and blew up, that's why there are a bunch of minors there

>tfw was allied with france since the start of the game

rip

>>170379909
I don't like the idea of the biggest colonial power and the biggest european power being the same nation

it hurts my prospects of being a sovereign nation
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>kazan declares war on the great horde shortly after I ally them
>proceed to get carpet sieged to the capital then fight back
>genoa declares war on the great horde
>gazikumuhuk declares war on the great hirde
they better not take circasian land, and I hope they leave enough for me to eat once I have the renaissance
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>>170380459
I've never seen an AI get coalitioned but I've never managed to play past 1650. Is it after that year it tends to happen?
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>>170380106
yes
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>>170380106
Add Egypt
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>>170380609
They do more often now that the ai can get retarded personalities that make them act retarded.
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>>170380472
Update pics and then I'm going
>>170380609
Bohemia got coalitioned in my last Austria game, which they won somehow by themselves and then proceeded to annex more land which caused another immediate coalition war which made them release the states acquired from the first coalition war
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>>170359985
Alright /gsg/ I've tried your games before but they were too complicated and I gave up. I've read HoI4 gets a lot of shit for being easy from you guys but would you recommend it to someone who tried HoI3 and wasn't able to understand what the fuck I was doing?
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>>170380472

>>170381712
My favourite trait is how sinners will treat other religious leaders with dignity but not leaders of the same faith with dignity
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>>170381903
Damn, maybe the AI is better than I thought it to be.
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>>170381952
Is it HOI4 that takes your fancy? Watch a video by Arumba or something m8
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is monks and mystics in part 3 of the cs.rin.ru dlc downloads?
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>>170380472
Last one
>>170382085
Yeah man all depends on AI traits, how united their border lands are, and LUCKY nations
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what mods go well with eu4 extended timeline? I only have some new formable nations and ui stuff
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>>170379110
pls respond

Also, what's the event that gives you a core on a province you own where the majority of the population is of an accepted culture?
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>>170382315
Of course not.
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>>170382229
Breaking lurk just to say thanks for posting. I love seeing how other people's empires are doing even if I don't reply to say so.
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>>170374463
Define white.
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>>170372489
Ottomans have been taking exploration a lot in the recent patch for some reason.
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>>170363759
this
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>>170372614
that's literally half the world right there
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>>170382779
European and became Christian at one point
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>>170363759
yeehaw kill yourself yeehaw
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>>170383516
based "yeehaw" poster
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>>170383389
>christian
>white
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Now to wait for the CK2+ and HIP updates. Anyone knows how long does it take for them to update these for the new version?
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>>170383761
Only Christians are white. Pagans are all niggers and pedophiles desu.
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how can I achieve this in vic2

if I release syria as egypt it makes no sense that syria's flag is the modern looking nationalist tricolor. this needs to be thought about more. actually the whole arab revolt in hpm needs to be thought about more.

actually what I really want is to play evw
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why the fuck is everyone posting this eu4 shit
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>be 61 years old
>have 63-year-old wife
>see a 16-year-old girl in my court
>she's a dwarf
>think she's flirting with me
>try to get in her little pantaloons
>she spurns my advances
>tfw I just got rejected by a dwarf
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>>170384204
>important cities
>sinai
really makes you think lad, dont you need more then 10 people to have a city?
also play eu4 or hoi4, they are much superior games to liquoria 2
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>>170384458
and white
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>>170378919
>he doesn't use any form of adblock
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>>170384458
t. urk
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Where can I download the Monkeys and Mysteries DLC for free?
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Forgot that HPM Qing is fucked.

If HPM is around:
Western influences is suicide.

Even without taking Western influences, the Taiping events lead to a reactionary death spiral well before the rebellion.

There is no way to westernize china in a half decent timeframe (before 1880) without dying horribly to civil war or rebellions.

I know playing as China is supposed to suck in this time period, but the lack of any way out, any daylight, is kind of odd (and not historical either, there were many attempts at reform, such as the Hundred days movement).

HPM pls fix.
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Anyone know how good the localization into German is in CK2?
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>Tfw you can't marry the mystic eternal loli because they have a "will not marry" flag
Feels bad
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>>170384708
next you will tell me china was relevant in ww2
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>>170384360
vicky is complicated u shit

COMPLICATED
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>>170384783
relevant for body count statistics
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>>170384768
take the option to imprison
make them concubine
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Wait

What?
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>>170384360

fixed goofy ass lame
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>>170384783
was a useful tarpit for the Japs.
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>>170385037
is he a horse as well?
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These coalitions will be the end of me. When should I form Italy? I finished 3 idea groups already, the 4th one is 2 ideas away.
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>>170385037

You didn't buy the baby horse portrait pack.
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>>170384360
>>170385094
fixed
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>>170385184
Nope

It turns out that he's actually my kid because the girl I made the concubine of the horse is also my lover, so the "cucked but thinks it's his" event triggered
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>>170385276
but his culture is horse
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Where is that HOI3 vs HOI4 image with Johan showing up as a message in the top right
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>>170385536
Damn

You're right

So does this one, shame they're lowborn
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>>170385037
>glitterhoof
Horse culture would almost be funny to me if it wasn't for this reddit-tier name.
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>bremen
>north of hamburg
I just lost all interest in playing this game
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What name
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TREMBLE, WORLD

Holy shit Johan

>>170385729
I wish you could name your horse chancellor
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>>170385537
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>>170385748
Your autism will go down in history as the based bremenposter. Just keep this up. Make sure to emphasize that you only play GS games because your favorite province is bremen.
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>>170385819
Something really short so that it gets big letters when you paint the entire region orange. Dijk or something.
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>>170385720

Give them land. Do it! Hopefully they will culture convert things...
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>>170385819
Nieuw-Zeeland

:^)
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So is Satan Worship THE powergaming society?

>sacrifice shitty heirs to the dark lord
>kill anyone you don't like
>ensalve people
>buffs and buffs
>F R E E high level courtiers who love you
>flavor everywhere
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>>170386098
So does the new DLC include cool shit like gnostics or is it all normie-tier garbage like muh satan?
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>>170385893
>sacrifice a dwarf for chernobog
kek
is this just for pagans? post more
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>>170386171
I don't really like byzantine art
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>>170386171
it looks like garbage. all medieval art except icons are unsuitable for interior paintings
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>>170386171
i dont like byzantine art (with exception of my greek-catholic holy communion icon) but this one looks good
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>>170385187
Another question, can I still form the roman empire? I have admin + influence.
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>>170386281
what do you think
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>>170386423
>1609
The years are cracking on m8.
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is the new ck expansion just "le fantasy satanism n shieet" ?
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>>170385893
How does this cult work, can catholics join? Or just pagans?
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>>170386376
Medieval art is, to some extent, bad on purpose. Like, obviously they knew people didn't really look like that. They weren't blind. Realistic depictions were not the fashion at that time, although the artists were certainly limited in their ability to make art with realistic perspective, lighting, etc. anyway.

If someone discovered anime in 1000 years and and said "wow, 20th century Japanese artists were either blind or just shit at drawing, because people don't look like this" they would be idiot, because they'd be missing the fact that the point of anime was to be cheap animated drawings that fit a popular style, not realistic.
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>>170385920
well, it's true

The only time I enjoyed playing Europa Universalis was when I took over the Hansa as Bremen and ended up forming Germany that way.

What's the point of roleplaying if I can't properly roleplay as my favourite city state?
>>
So is the new ck2 dlc any good?
>>
apparently there's already a ck2+ beta for mm
somebody post it please
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>>170386509
give me a proper answer you supid fuck
>>
>>170386524
you can turn off supernatural shit

and no, it has a lot of quality of life improvements and makes the UI significantly less shit. also has portrait and unit packs for Central Germanics, Normans, and English.
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>>170386509
I'm leaning towards the latter but I also want to give Paradox the benefit of the doubt since they included Manicheanism.
>>
I want to play a Zoroastrian, but I've been told that the early start dates are AIDS, why is this?
>>
>>170386693
of course it doesn't include gnostics, what did you expect, actual effort?
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>>170386519
But it would be possible, right? With italy, admin and admin efficiency, I can take tons of land at once.
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>pay a demon mana to fuck your wife
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>>170386908
>This can be used on yourself
You can actually pay demon mana to cuck your husband
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>>170386908
It doesn't need to be your wife, it can be any female follower in birthing age at your court.
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>>170386881
It's nearly midnight here and I cba doing the arithmetic for the truce timers but fuck it, go for it. It looks like you have a runaway Spain though so good luck with that lad.

Regardless of if you do it or not, keep posting, keep us updated.
>>
Why can't I get into CKII?

I love HoI3 and I play EUIV from time to time but I can't stink my teeth into CKII. It's way too much looking around pictures of people and reading flavor text and not enough gameplay IMHO.
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>>170387102
Spain just got out of a league war. They have 50k mercs and 0 manpower, I also have no truce with them. Europe is fucked, do you want me to post a religious map?
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>>170386908
I'm right clicking my sluts and not getting the option.
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is Monkeys and Mysteries DLC on cs.run.ru?
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>>170387345
Gameplay is setting up your children to be educated, married and to inherit and then letting the clock tick.

It's an RP game basically.
>>
>>170387481
>on others if they are a mission target
>>
and what number is the latest dlc?
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>>170387406
>They have 50k mercs and 0 manpower
Take back Naples and Sicily man. Can your navy hold them off?

>do you want me to post a religious map
Sure thing. I love seeing the alt-history that other people on here make.
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>>170386771
at the earliest start date (Charlemagne) Zoroastrians start as vassals of the very powerful Abassids and breaking away is very difficult unless they are hit with multiple revolts and holy wars at once.
on the other hands your characters descend from this and restoring a 500 years old dynasty is very cool.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Sasan

The old gods start (Karen dynasty) is much easier with a smaller muslim empire that quickly disintegrates with the rise of the shia. I've restored the persian empire as them multiple times.
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>>170387345
Yeah, CKII is more of a roleplaying game than a wargame. I liked it much better the second time I tried to get into it than the first (with a gap of like 2 or 3 years in between).
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>>170387493
yes
>>
If I want to be Russians in CKII but don't want to have a shit hard game because I'm bad, who do I play as and when should I start?
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>the rin.ru 2.6.3 -> 2.7 update is hidden behind a shady site
>It's divided up into 3 parts
>Mods are warning and chastising anyone who asks for a .mega link
It's all so tiresome

>>170387804
One of the Ruriks, 867.
You fucking casual
>>
>Game is called Crusader Kings
>Instead of making the Crusades good and dynamic, they make Epik Vikings, India, Sanatic Cults, Mongol Invasions, Aztec Invasions, etc
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>>170387701
>not converting to liege
>taking over from the inside
>converting to local
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>>170387894
zippy share is shady now?
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>>170387894
Thanks senpai :)
>>170387942
This honestly
>make game called crusader kings
>make warfare the worst part of the game
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>>170387675
Yeah, I have 60 galleys, with Italy's ideas, shouldn't be a problem. They have less than 40 ships total.
Pic related, protestant HRE. Pope was a dick and allied to Commonwealth, Spain, Brandenburg and Brittany. I had to wait for the league war to fire so I don't get everyone on me. I only got Brittany and Commonwealth in, and they had basically 0 manpower due to everyone being in the league war. Didn't help them that they were 2 mil techs behind me.
>>
Is it possible to just copy paste steam files into a pirated copy instead of getting updaters? Its annoying to go through all of that when I have CK2 but no dlc.
>>
>>170387942
European Christians are pretty much the most boring thing in that time period desu*
*except for maybe muslims
>>
>There are people who don't fuck their sisters and make genetic timebombs that they then marry off to their enemies
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>>170387974
The DLC is up on Zippyshare which is fine, but the update is behind a Kprotector link which then goes to Multiup link. You fill out three captchas while each site tries to redirect you and then repeat it two more times for parts 2/3
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>>170388035
>protestant italy
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>>170388035
>protestant italy
>sunni sakartvelo
Restart.
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>>170388162
I downloaded that update (when I didn't even need to because I thought it included the new expansion) and it was fine. I only had to do one captcha
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>>170388225
>>170388275
I'd rather be protestant than to be excommunicated by the pope and fail the run.
>>
I'm playing Kaiserreich and trying to release Russia, but they're being released without core territory like Vladivostok or the Caucasus.

Is the only way I can get around this save editing? I don't want to spend year plus it'll take to feed them five provinces at a time until they're at their proper borders.
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Ayyyyyy
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>>170388313
>I only had to do one captcha

Pretend my post didn't include this sentence.
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>Son that you like the best was killed by your anti-Christ daughter while you're playing the Satanic High Priest
Looks like our relationship is over, Devilman, going to go back to Catholicism and scour the earth clean
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>>170387964
that got me thinking, I hope modders take advantage of the new cult system to properly simulate characters who continue following their old religion after being forced to convert. For example Persian characters with Sympathy for Pagans should be able to start a Zoroastrian cult
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>>170388313
Two to three captchas per link and the MultiUp site redirects like a motherfucker.
I blame the fucking Russians.

>>170388465
It means someone has a claim on that territory. Failing that, switch to Russia and demand provinces with acceptall.
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>>170379110
>>170382581
pls
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>>170388587
Why bother with that when we have our own mega link that archivebro made anyway hours before the shady russian website?
>>
France being raped with no player intervention gives me a warm feeling inside.

Let's hope they include the donkey hats.
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>>170388720
Fug, I didn't even know he posted that.
>>
>>170388720
>>170388948
Where is it?
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>>170388587
>It means someone has a claim on that territory.
A claim, maybe, but not cores. I'm doing a WC for memes and I've already released all the nations in that region that might've had a claim there, and they didn't take the territory. In the Vladivosok area's case, Transamur would be the nation I could release there, but it doesn't exist currently.
>>
Why are slavs the best pagans?
>>
>Relive the Middle Ages with up to 32 other players in a competitive multiplayer mode
>Relive
I was never alive then. How could I relive it?
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>>170389264
>slavs
Thats not how you spell Germanic. Honestly Berber is the best culture though.
>>
does the new CK2 dlc even work or change anything if you disable supernatural events?
>>
Me and my mate finally decided to look into ck2, what characters would you recommend for a semi-coop first-ish approach?
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>>170389646
Devs believe in magic
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>>170389776
So does Hillary, what of it.
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>>170384360
EU4 is so simple you can't even meme it. You can spam "liqor" as a play on the shortcomings of victoria 2's economic system which disproportionately advances one good over others but you can't do that with EU4 as it has literally no mechanics, it's just a mindless map painter.
>>
DON'T CLICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1pP8B1AEgo
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>>170389927
I watched this video and now my computer runs as 20FPS.
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>>170389927
I want this mod so bad
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>>170389776
>>170389898
Everyone who matters believes in "magic."

I wouldn't worry about it though. It's just superstition ;o)
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>>170389130
>>170388948
Are you incapable of using the 4chan archive or looking into the old thread?
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>>170389927
Is this going to be our generations magnum opus? Our piece de la resistance?
>>
no it isnt anon 170389879
>>
>2017
>no random stat in character creator
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>>170390190
Yes. I feel extreme physical pain if I even attempt either of those things.
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>>170385893
The pagan one is identical to the christian satan cult, right?
Playing Poland and wondering if I should bother, but I'm always a moralfag when playing them.

>>170386551
>Abrahamic religions: "Lucifer’s Own”
>Tengri: “Plaguebringers”
>Indian faiths: Kali worship
>Baltic, Slavic and Finnic pagans: “The Cold Ones”
>Germanic Pagans: Demon Worship based on Hel and the Jotuns
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>>170389927
>no mana
AHHHH RELIEF
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Why is Vic1 music so much better than Vic2?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nmf18UW6iE&list=PL65B6D2D16DBC8B74
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>>170390682
There literally is though?
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>>170389927
>that shitty mouse click effect
what is this a 2010 tutorial for torrenting games?
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>>170390564
> "Lucifer’s Own”
> “Plaguebringers”
> Kali worship

Just as I thought: absolute garbage, nothing interesting in the slightest. So much wasted opportunity.
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>>170390682
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZp4wfAECrg
this one is my favorite :3
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>>170390730
Meant to reply to >>170390660
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>>170390564
>Lucifer's own
>even for jews and muslims who don't believe in Lucifer
wow I expected better from the swedes than for them to include this rampant christcentricism. For shame!
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@170390017
@170390063
@170390203
@170390203
@170390660
maybe ;3
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>>170390858
They used this same song when you win as the Axis in HoI3, it's ebin as fuck.
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>>170390868
oh shit, didn't see it. I'm retarded
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>>170390140
There is probably some important nonreligious people though.
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>>170390548
You're an interconnected guy.
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>>170390984
Muslims could have worshiped the Shaytan but that don't even begins to make sense for the jews.
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>>170390984
>include this rampant christcentricism
Please tell me I'm being memed, we haven't become /r/paradoxplaza, have we?
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>looking through the artifacts list
>there is a genuine holy_foreskin artifact that gives a fertility and health bonus
Has anyone actually seen it in game?
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>>170388771
And the keks go on.

This is actually a concern for me, both Castile and England will be a bit too strong.
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STEAM DOWN REEEEEEE
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>>170391538
for you
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>>170391420
xtian bigot go back to burning your evolution books, the internet is for people who didn't leave their brains behind in the bronze age.
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>>170391420
Poiting out that judaism and islam are different from chrisrianism is reddit now?
Christcentrism is obviously a joke though.
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>>170391426
That exists in real life, it's Jesus's foreskin from where the Jews sliced him. Legend has it that's where he got his hatred of the Jewish peoples from.
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stop worshoping a kike
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>>170391690
They're literally all the same religion

Judaism===>Judaism+Aryan sun worship===>Judaism+Aryan sun worship+arab moon goddess worship
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>>170391803
>jesus was jewish
Ethnically he was descened from them, but he renounced their evil ways.
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If you annex the shogunate's Japan leader, do you get the puppets too or just the territory? The game is Victoria 2 HPM
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Anyone else getting random CTDs with the cs rin ru release?
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>>170391869
>arab moon goddess
owo whats this
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>>170391695
yeah just googled it and saw that was a genuine thing pre-Reformation. First time I've ever sympathized with the anti-relic reformers
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>>170391964
Yeah, and ever since I installed it my computer is slow as shit?
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Hi,

Is it possible to play as two nations - 1 player in EU4? also is it possible to play EU4 Ironman mode without steam?

thanks
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>>170392101
Yeah, the C*tholics are pretty retarded with their idolatrous worship of relics and saints like Mary. You can still save yourself though.
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>>170391869
Judaism literally calls for the end of Christianity as a necessary sacrifice.
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>decide to ease myself back into CK2
>playing as guy from Dubhlinn
>have a wife
>no kids
>get a fever
>turns into great pox
>get wounded from doctor poking my pox
>become a lunatic from it
>die
>inheritance passes to some random cousin
>absolutely shit stats
>homosexual
>next inheritanc is a 65 year old infirm
>guy after him is a hunchback

why
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>>170392332
The aristocrats!
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>playing my little Bharat game
>taking loans to build manufactories, trying hard to make indians poo in loo and stuffs
>minding my own business and focusing on asia
>zoom out
>see monster blob

I've never seen the AI make such a huge blob at that time of the game...
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>>170391869
Jews still don't have a Devil figure.
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Will we ever play HPM MP without the need of interacting directly with the discord/steam groups again?
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>>170392474
>unironically speaking french
Afrinigger, quebaqistan or mainland?
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sup /gsg/
If I force vassalise Portugal through war, will I have to pay tons of Diplo to integrate them and their colonies/colonial nations?

I'm doing a Castile/Spain game and so far at 1485 and I basically want to take over the whole New world for myself. I've fought them twice and have gotten them down to 3 provinces on the Iberian peninsula + their few islands (+1 Caribbean colony) in the Atlantic.
The truce end is coming up and I was wondering; should I force vassal them or just take them out and over completely?
anons here before said if you vassal them they will colonise for you thus together colonise blitz the new world before england/france arrive, but when I want to integrate them eventually, will I have to pay tons of Diplo? or Do I inherit for free the colonies/colonial nations when I integrate Portugal?
Just really unsure what my happens next and need help answering this. Thanks.
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>>170392314
>interfaith conflict never happens
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>>170392601
You will have to pay MORE diplo, sure, but it's proportionate to the developement of the provinces, so 10 2 developement new world provinces cost the same as a single 20 developement province.
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Silly religious people.
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>>170392474
hongrie :-DDDDDDx DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>170392537
The Goy is the Jew's Devil figure.
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>>170392474
Also, after trying:

>South America as Incas
>North America as Aztecs
>China as Ming
>India as Bherat

I can confirm that India is the best continent/subcontinent to focus on production, followed by South America
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>>170388476
fantastic fucking game there paradox
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>>170392718
So then it would be very expensive If I vassel them and then they go of and colonise a ton of provinces in 50 years?

what would you do anon?
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Paganism #1
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>>170391803
>Scandinavians literally worshipped a god who needed to drink semen to replenish his power
Really makes you think.
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>>170392760
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>>170392823
Oh please, I'm talking about real life, can you turn off the /pol/ memes for a minute or two?
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based white men
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>>170392474
>>taking loans to build manufactories,
I was looking into doing that for my mughal game, but I was having a hard time proving to myself mathematically that it was worth it to me with my interest rate.


Also post trade value map mode.
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>>170392592

>playing in english just because it's cool
It's not like the game has any dialogue or shit to listen to...

>>170392789
k
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>>170393028
>he thinks you can turn off reality
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>>170393009
Because the religionfags here are better?
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>>170388476
It can literally spawn anywhere, can't it.
I wonder if someone already took a picture of it spawning in some random depopulated Pacific island.
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>>170393065
and women anon
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>>170392653
Next youre going to say that Baptists and Mormons are the same thing.
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>>170393198
based whites
masters of IRL strategy
>>
womyn cant be white, they are naturally equivalent to mullatoes
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>>170393274
Of course they aren't, mormons are white
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>>170393009
Why is he walking towards the camera?
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>>170392913
I would vassalise them. 1000 diplo (won't even be that high) is a small price to pay for the money, time, and effort you will save. If you don't do this you'll only have fight the other colonisers for it.

Plus you can annex them after 10 years, so It's not like they'd even colonise in that time if you change your mind later.
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Reminder that you can't be Pagan and white. If you aren't a divine prince of the universe, brother to the White Christ, then you aren't white.
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Jesus was a Palestinean socialist.
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>>170392970
Source?
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>>170393491
Jesus, like all so-called historical figures before the so-called 11th century did not exist.
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>>170393491
Palestine was white before the Arab conquest.
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are we being raided
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Prussia > HRE or Prussia > Germany?
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>>170393597
Prussia > Prussia but with all HRE territory at its height + German territory at the German Empire's height.
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>>170393568
Tell me why you think anyone finds you funny, don't double down, explain to me why you think anyone here finds this funny.
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>>170393710
YES by /gsg/
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>>170393512
Tally, 1974
Glob, 1971
Bailey, 1975
Reinard and Hull, 1936
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>>170393597
>Prussia > HRE
more powerful
>Prussia > Germany
a more interesting and satisfying singleplayer project.
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How is Monks and Mystics so far?
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>>170393790
thanks for the (you)
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>>170393917
Why did goats become the devil animal? They're quite sweet.
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>>170393382
Okay, will do.

I've got a m8 on steam I just msg'd and he said that when you annex the main country (Portugal) their colonies/colonial nations become your own. Is he wrong?
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>>170393982
Because they tear out grass by the root instead of grazing.
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>>170393917
Boring. Barely adds anything.
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>>170393773
Sadly I don't have Italy, Austria was a fucking retard.
I managed to revoke the privilegia with all of the subjects of the empire.
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>>170393982
because goats fucker rituals
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me on the right
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>>170394054
for free I might add, just need to pay diplo for the main country provinces
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>>170394091
Based goats.
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What is that formable country in HPM that sounds like Assyria but isn't and has cores in Ethiopia?
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*blocks your path*
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>>170393982
>>170394091
>>170394120
freemasons
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Was anyone else expecting for heresies to get more attention in M&M? I was kind of disappointed that Paradox dropped the ball on it. They're shallow in vanilla as it is.
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Shame you can't diplo vassalize countries with more than 100 dev

Thought of doing the merch-olig exploit in a coop game, and develop, then when I'm kinda done developing my land I'd diplovassalize a buddy and develop his lands for a few years while I gain 300 monarch points every month.
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Is there a way to conquer a state and turn it into a colony without cheating?
I want to blob into northern Brazil as the Netherlands but I don't want the literacy impact, I'd much rather use one of my free NFs to encourage colonial immigration there and make it majority Dutch before making it a state.
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>>170394418
Why do peaked caps have string on them?
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>>170389927

I want the mayo now!
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Is satanism OP?
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>>170394842
Wouldn't it be a state as soon as you acquired it in the war?
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>>170393084
It's about opportunity costs, if you don't take the loans you can't build the manufactories asap and you don't get the extra money. It's worst than paying the interest rate. I'm also lazy so I don't like to wait.

Here you can see Incas compared to India. Please mind that I don't have economics and trade ideas with India. I also think Vijayanagar are worst than Incas when it comes to finances.
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>>170394842
Just changeowner the state to Patagonia and then back to you.
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>>170394398
It was Abyssinia. I don't see it in the history folder of HPM though. Was it removed?
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>>170395310
>all that gold
>inflation going down
hmm
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>>170395449
>>170395310
""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""historical"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""realistic"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" strategy game
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>>170395449
Ideas and advisors
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>>170395908
>cheating
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>>170395310
>It's about opportunity costs, if you don't take the loans you can't build the manufactories asap and you don't get the extra money. It's worst than paying the interest rate. I'm also lazy so I don't like to wait.
I should probably look into it again. It was a while ago, a bit before the institution DLC.

>
That production looks amazing as inca for just 1300 development.
I guess south america has great trade goods so maybe it's not that strange. Trade routes are kinda awkward there so I can see the trade being low in comparison.
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>>170395449
It goes based on % and since its so small compared to his other income of course it will be small.
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>>170395449
It's only 7.5% of his income
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>>170396315
You built a wall between the US and Mexico right?
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>>170373251
Yes
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>>170395985
You made me load a game...
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>>170396565
I did not.
Did make a wall around brazil though iirc, since the europeans liked landing there if they got a chance.
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Very very veeery nice
At least the war is going decently well, Venice fucked off into Wallachia and then left, and the "War dynamism" meme let me take back my cores, I'll probably go for Napflion in the peace deal and just attempt to keep all of Morea
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>>170395449
>>170395985

>>170396670 here
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>>170396565
>tfw going to do this in my anglo-france game
Can you build forts next to each other? I want a full wall of level 8 forts
https://youtu.be/FTg7s10zm_M
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>>170396862
Also

>that 5th army
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>>170396862
I don't speak French, still looks like you cheated to me.
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>>170396914
Yes, I was going to lower the price of forts and increase the bonus from artillery so I could place them everywhere and be equal to the AI in that regard but then I realized it would take effort to look up how to do that and stopped.
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>>170396914
would be useless
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>>170397078
Does he also need to give you his birth certificate and a screenshot made with a phone + a timestamp or are you feeling gullible today?
>>
Did you know in CK2 you can make a double tribe? Just be a nomad with a tribe at your capital and youll have 2 tribes. Imagine 2 tribes on the same square taking a 18 martial marshals train troops with 4 spaces. Thats a ridiculous amount of troops.
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>>170397140
So is playing EU4 all together.
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>>170396763
And just like that We have defended ourselves from the Venetians and proven that We still can be counted among the Great Powers of Europe
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>>170397078
0.072066=46.89/650.56
0.035033=0.072066/2
0.035033 rounded down: 0.03
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>>170397078
Inflation is based on gold revenues compared to overall revenues. By being only 5% of my net income it basically does nothing (+0,03) while my ideas and advisor make it drop by 0.20 hence the 0 inflation. Even with no advisor it'd be null
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>declare war
>2 other kingdoms declare war on me within a month

What the fuck is this shit?
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>been kidnapping random dukes and counts starting from current ruler's dad for cash
>tfw you realize you've been running a medieval kidnap-for-ransom group for the past 80 or so years
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>>170397193
>>170397365
>>170397374
Hey, if he wants to cheat I have literally no probelm with that, I just wish he didn't feel the need to lie about it.
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>>170397321
>losing twice as many men
>proud
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>handguns in 1100
I am enjoying the Hermatic society though, good amount of events that are intreserting so hopefully the other orders are as good. Currently writing a Magnum Opus on alchemy and 2 of my thesis papers got accepted by the order. My main complaint are the increasingly supernatural events such as the divinations of the celestial bodies that give bonuses/penalties.
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>>170397407
means you were on the weak side of the first war
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>>170397527
Why do the English & Germans look like they've got vaseline smeared all over them since M&M?
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>>170397321
Hmmm... Every time we fight the (((venetians))) we get close to have Peasan'ts war... hmmm I wonder who could be behind this
>>170397491
they're like military 3 techs ahead of me senpai, and my king is a garbage 0/0/5 that can't even lead an army properly
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>>170397140
Wouldn't it be doubly as effective as regular forts? In the game provinces have a one province wide zone of control, meaning to breach it the AI would have to siege 3 forts, one for the zone of control on either side and then the centre to walk through.
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>>170397653
forgot pic
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>>170397527
>*unsheathes glock 17*
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>>170386281
Normie tier garbage, i think they actually shouldnt of included satanists it ruins gameplay difficulty making it way to easy
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>>170393917
Started as the first Habsburg count, turned him into a super-pious Dominican, basically saint-tier, got more than 1000 piety over 30 to 40 years.

His son is even more interesting. He became an astronomer through the learning focus and basically became cynical because he invented heliocentrism and the Pope disapproved. Then he joined the Hermeticists and became a very respected scholar/mystic. He went on a grand quest for immortality from a Viking sorceress, but at the very end of it he got cheated out of the apple from the magic tree by a disgruntled servant like happened in the Salmon of Knowledge story, so no immortality for him.

But he did manage to become exalted among men solely through his scholarly work despite not conquering anything and being a lowly Swiss count. He became the grand master of the Hermeticists only a year ago in-game, at age 39, and he successfully recovered the Emerald Tablet of Hermes Trismegistus, Indiana Jones-style, from the ruins of Alexandria's library, alongside his close friend, the Baron of Asperger.

It was pretty good.
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>>170395310
>13.52 on forts
Just demolish all forts and that's instant economy fix
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>>170397812
why did you abandon me god
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>>170397979
t. mongol
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>>170397997
Wouldn't this lower inflation and be really good for the economy?
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>>170398120
Even as mongols forts can be amazing.
Like keeping one just south of the himalayas in the flatland.
So runners can't sneak through and carpet your land and you can just slaughter them by your fort.
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Now Count Asperger is the heir to the Hermeticists. Bravo Paradox.
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>>170397997
t-the king is dead l-long live the queen!
>>170398221
apparently not, inflation is at 16.33% and going up .04 a year, but usually a lot more than that with all the loans im taking
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>>170398238
Since they made it so the siegers are the attackers in forts it's easy as hell, just build them in mountain provinces with rivers.
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>>170397651

>SHE USES VASELINE
>VASELINEEEE
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>>170398414
What are we referencing here, lad?
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>>170397979
Economy is going well enough, I enjoy forts a lot, even more when they are on my South Asian border and when they kill waves of ennemies just with attriction

>declare war on whole S.E Asia because I was bored
> my armies chillbehind level 3 forts
>see 50/60k armies besieging them
>move my troop close when fort siege score goes positive
>AI move troops back
>repeat
>8 months later
>they have no man power left and I've lost 0 men
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>get the same event a few years later
>choose the same choices and get another handgun
this is it lads. I just need that event chain to fire a few hundred more times and then I'll have enough guns for an early modern army
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>>170398403
>Since they made it so the siegers are the attackers in forts it's easy as hell, just build them in mountain provinces with rivers.
Hordes(what I meant by mongols) get -25% shock damage in mountains and +25% shock damage in flatland though.
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>>170398661
What does it do? How early can you get it?
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>>170398714
Oh. Well when I made the "t. mongol" comment I was meaning in regards to him telling someone else to destroy forts, like a Mongol telling China to destroy the great wall.
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Anyone have any luck with the Goldsmiths or Weaponsmiths? I've had one of each move to my court but as soon as they appear when I check them they are listed as dead and "vanished without a trace" the same day the arrive, is this a bug?
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>>170397527
We /endtimes/ nao
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>>170397527
You know the gun invention would make more sense if they added China to the game.
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>>170399093
Tell me if you honestly believe the logistics of adding China, the lag, the different government form, the different mechanics, tell me how any of that would work in your view.

Fucking reddit cretins pretending they understand anything.
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>>170398386
Nice, we got a decent heir, what should I name Him?
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>>170398875
Neat, I bet someone ate her.
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>>170399662
Mehmet
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>>170399567
>Tell me if you honestly believe the logistics of adding China, the lag, the different government form, the different mechanics, tell me how any of that would work in your view.
IT JUST WORKS

Though I'd probably be against it because it would have to be as big as, if not the entire map, then at least India + the Middle East in terms of courtiers and titles.
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>>170399662
Brutus
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>>170399567

Could easily add an off-map appearance to the periphery and associated flavor events to generate alternate Chinas for EUIV export.
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>>170399694
Fuck off back to central asia
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>>170399662
Basileus Basileus
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>>170398735
It's an event part of the Hermatic society. You can invite a couple collegues over to invent something based off of what your really skilled in. My dude had like 30 martial so he invented handguns. If the other orders are as fucking good as the hermatic one, than this dlc would pretty much be required due to the ridiculous bonuses and artifacts I've received from partaking in the order.
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>>170399743
Go to bed, PRCanon.
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>>170399751
>>170399801
truly a roman name
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>>170399662
>>170399786
>Asks for a name
>Gets assblasted when he doesn't like the name
gr**ks everybody
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>>170399958
It just keeps getting worse
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>>170400145
>this is what anclaps actually want
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>>170400143
>Greeks
I think you mean Romans, roach
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>>170394398
>>170395403
Please answer this question.
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>>170389927
my dick is so hard I can't even handle it

release WHEN?
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>>170400271
>Romans
>Doesn't control Rome
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>>170400145
l-let's hope this works
>>170400457
Constantinople has 23 more development than Rome
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>>170400590
>Constantinople has 23 more development than Rome
Then why are you called the Roman Empire? Surely only a great fool would base their empire on a lesser city they don't even control.
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>>170400590
>Constantinople has 23 more development than Rome
>none of it located in Rome
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>can't actually hunt down those lucifer cunts

what the fuck was even the point of this shitty dlc if i can't even play as a witch hunter
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>>170399692
Yeah that's the text you get when a cult abducts someone, but the fact that it's happened twice now and immediately when they arrive is worrying.
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>>170400590
Fuck yes, we got rid of our internal conflicts and now we just have to pay off our loans and we will probably be Ok
>>170400690
Rome is an idea fuck off
>>170400696
Constantinople is the new rome stop bullying me you fucking roach go back to venice you devil-worshipping sea jew
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Do the military reforms for uncivs actually increase your research points while "conquering?" Does "conquering" only pertain to a conquest CB?
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>>170400817
idiot, one of your councillours has a mission that hunts them down
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>>170400690
Its called the empire of the romans. It just means the people are romans. The empire of the Russians could be in California if the Californians were Russians.
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>>170400982
>tfw the vk with all milena's shoots got taken down for copyright
rip in peace, do you know any alternatives?

To answer your question though, it does increase RP, and any CB to take land, inckuding acquire state works.
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>>170401058
thats dumb as fuck though i want actual shit instead of just toggle this on and do nothing
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>>170382779
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>>170400976
>Rome is an idea
I'm pretty sure it's right here, didn't seem to hard to find it

>>170401104
Why would the people be Roman? Were they all imported from Rome itself to work the fields instead of the lazy Greeks? It would be completely absurd otherwise, considering none of the people would actually have come from Rome.
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>>170401302
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Empire
Rome is NOT a city state
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>>170401284
>northern ireland
It has one of the highest concentrations of pure Anglo-Saxon blood though? If any part of the UK shouldn't be there it's wales and the highlands.
Also, Northern Italy, Finland, and Austria should be white
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Give me an idea for a meme run in HIP
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>>170401215
you will obviously get options to take when you find the deviants you fucking moron.
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>>170401302
It was Romans who moved over there to rule of the eastern half of rome because the country split in 2.
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>>170401284
>Frane is white
Have you ever even seen a French person? They don't look like whites at all, more like a mix between Italian and Spanish.
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>>170401215

Don't the Dominicans mention rooting out heresy? I have not had the chance to touch it besides just a poking around inside but I would have figured being with them would help you witch hunt. If not that is a bit disappointing.
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>want to go to war with a country
>allies keep dragging me into their retarded wars
>try breaking alliance
>they go to war with me instead

This game is gay
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>>170401623
Is that an actual picture of you?
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>>170401785

Hannibal Buress confirmed for playing Grand Strategy.
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>>170401545
except youre not getting the point here mr autism, i want actual content based around witch hunters, the current options are just shallow
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>>170399567
How DARE Paradox have to actually do work instead of shitting out another low-effort Monks and Mystics abomination.
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>>170401521
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Empire
>Capital: Rome 27 BC - 410 AD
>Controlled Rome until the 600s
>Currently doesn't control Rome
It's not really a Roman Empire without Rome. Carthage was an empire, but if it lost its namesake would the nation still be known as Carthage?

>>170401551
Oh, that makes sense then, so this new empire >>170400976 is making is primarily latin and catholic based, since it was made by Romans moving over, that makes a lot of sense actually. I feel that the "Latin Empire" has a better ring to it though, I wonder if they ever tried naming it that.
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>>170401894
there literally is content based around hunting witches. I just described to you in explicit detail how to trigger it

maybe EU:IV is more your speed, buddy.
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>no way to increase chance of capturing someone when looting
How am I supposed to get that hot wife of the duke I want...
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>>170402065

Nah he seems more like a liqur simulator kind of guy.
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>>170398661
Gee Dietwin! How come the Hermetic Society lets you have TWO handguns?

What do they do anyway?
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>>170401284
The best definition of whiteness is all native European peoples, excluding all Muslim scum.
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>>170401524
North Ireland was actually an ERROR I made in the image. It was intended to be White.
When it comes to Finland:
http://finlandtoday.fi/finns-do-not-descend-from-europeans-a-new-study-reveals/
>>170401558
High grade shitpost.
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>>170401904
>implying it could be made to work
Lad, if they did it it would just be a cash grab like the """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""timeline extensions"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" were, if they're just going to make a horrific mockery of it why do it at all? See also: Victoria 3
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>>170401284
I noticed your map had some mistakes.
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>>170402050
Latin empire was Rome going over and taking Byzantine land to form a cCristian isntead of catholic country. What happened is the 4th crsade failed because the sea jews lead everyone astray because they wanted revenge over the dogs torn out eyes and so they convinced the crusaders to take Constantinople for free ships to the holy land. Afterwards they didnt feel like going to Jerusalem so they set up a kingdom.
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>>170402065
>maybe EU:IV is more your speed, buddy.

Is EU IV really that easy to play? I find it a lot harder to understand than Victoria 2 or CK 2. Maybe my IQ is just too high.
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>>170402131
Fuck off, steamcordplaza.
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>>170402209

>Poland
>Slovakia
>white

Pick one of three.
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Is there any way to steal artifacts from someone?
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>>170402065
senpai I don't think wasting a councilor who then sits in a province with a 3% chance to trigger an event for fifty years until it finally fires is much 'content'.
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>>170402231
I got it, thank you for the history lesson. Does Rome still control Constantinople today? It can't imagine any country being incompetent enough to lose one of the most important cities in christendom, a state like that would have to have a failed administration, terrible succession procedures, and willingly make deals with heathens allowing them into Europe, but that would never happen.
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>>170402065
except i told that the content that exists in there is just shallow, they couldve at least added in an order based around witch hunters. i dont understand why youre defending these lazy fucks with their shitty dlc
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>>170402209
>South Italy is white
>Whitest Genes in Europe isn't
hehe
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Well, /gsg/, it's been a good run. It's 1442 so I've got probably about one more massive war left in me before the endgame hits. The question is, as the Empire of Hyperborea, what do I do last? I've got 31k men available, and I can hire another 10k from the Sons of Kaleva.
Do I go against the Danes of Kexholm (red holy site in Finland), with 9.8k levies, -3671.1 gold, and 100 allies?
Or the Saxons of those ugly brown spots, with 46k levies, 107 gold in store, and 7 allies?
I'm learning more towards the Danes, because Kexholm is a Suomenusko holy site, and then not every ally going to join, and those that will will be disjointed as fuck for my larger armies to succeed.
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>>170402517
Even if South Italy isn't "white", Italy as a whole is still majority white.
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>>170400976
very nice moneys
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>>170402571
wow that game is fucking cancerous looking
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>>170402185
That fucking article is really stupid. It meanders and doesn't provide any evidence for its point.

So I looked at its source and it's just a general study of proteins. Nothing about the Finnish population there provides any evidence that the Finns aren't an Indo-European people.

The finlandtoday article is as biased as someone claiming that Celtics having different DNA from Germanics means they're not both native European peoples more closely related than either is to an Arab or what-have-you, which is obviously stupid. It seems to be that this rag just wants Finns to be 'special' and is pushing the Ugyur meme without understanding that it mainly refers to a language group and how Asian nomads interacted with Indo-European tribals.
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>>170402463
No it was a hastily crafted kingdom and fell to the Byzantines again, but then Turkey took it over. They should still have it now.
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>>170402730
That's what happens when Charlemagne becomes a heretic and Sunset invasion just sits Aztecs in Brittany for 200 years.
>Sudden Holy War for Norway
Should I do it?
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>>170402889
I see, when is Rome going to try to take it back, if ever?
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>>170402992
Rome is currently busy preparing to unite with Islam.
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>>170402894
>custom kingdom
>sunset invasion
Honestly why can't you just go back, answer me that? What makes you think anyone wqnts this here?
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>>170402894
>Switzerland the bastion of christianity
would be fun to play in a conversion
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one of my provinces in vicky 2 produces nothing but wood, yet when build factories that require wood to produce refined goods, they get negative income
why? playing a south american country
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>>170403161
My Emperor's name is Gondola
Also,it was a custom Empire
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>>170402463
>>170402992
Where do you live?
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>>170402992
Never, Catholicism and Orthodox religions have split over 1 word and will never join so Russia will probably nuke Rome if it tried to take it.
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>>170398735
>>170402152
created a collage of the artifacts I have so far. the good thing is that artifacts pass down the family except the necronomicon so maybe if I collect and write enough Magnum Oppuses on Universal Pancea I'll become immortal due to the health bonus.
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>>170403421
15 health makes you immortal, then you can keep making artifacts and rule the world.
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>>170403407
Was there ever a more stupid and useless schism than the Great Schism?
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Rate my heir.
>>170403593
It was actually very important. It was over if God was the ruler of heaven or if Jesus also ruled over it. In catholic faith where they have hundreds of saints its important to know who is ahead of who. Now it seems stupid but thats because most christian denominations dont care and view all 3 as equals.
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Why are the non-satanic, non-magical societies so shit. Had a ruler spend his entire life in the Dominican Order and even got to be the head of the order and the entire time I felt there wasn't any reward in it. Also, what's with the random crashing to the desktop.
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>>170403795
>using the UI mod that came in HIP
kill urself. Almost as bad as Viet to be honest.
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>>170402726
Seeing as our Empire already has good infrastructure, Our Queen lets the provinces develop on their own while focusing on paying off the debts and dealing with corruption, wich has been increasing lately.
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>751
oh shit. how long has it been since that happened?
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>>170403385
singapore
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>>170404006
I honestly cant be bothered to install multiple mods...
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>>170384783
Is this sarcasm? China actually was relevant in WWII.
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new thread
>>170404273
>>170404273
>>170404273
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who /rose cloud of holocaust/ here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl3YEH_5f5I
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>>170397960
>the Baron of Asperger.

lol what
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>>170372614

You fucking small time. Annex the entirety of the New World or don't even bother.
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