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where the fuck is r&i edition
How fares your empire, /gsg/?
This day in history, March 8th:
1576 – A letter to King Philip II of Spain contained the first European mention of the Mayan ruins of Copán in modern Honduras.
1702 – Princess Anne of Denmark and Norway became the Queen of England, Scotland and Ireland, succeeding William III.
1919 – During the Egyptian revolution of 1919, British authorities arrested Saad Zaghloul and two others, exiling them to Malta.
1966 – Nelson's Pillar (pictured), a large granite pillar with a statue of Lord Nelson on top in Dublin, Ireland, was severely damaged by a bomb.
>News
CK2 DD44 - An Expansion Should Not Travel Alone
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-dev-diary-43-an-expansion-should-not-travel-alone.1001889/
EU4 - 28/02
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-28th-of-february-2017.1001995/
>Random Country Picker
http://randomcountry.gbasood.net/
# Archive (mods only)
https://mega.nz/#F!plMxFYTB!sn9MTrvJ0tYjWSHgM8CZow
#Where to get these games
http://hastebin.com/raw/moqugasume
# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
http://pastebin.com/cCdcev76
>>[HoI4] - More Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#F!v5wXURpJ!TvoBinBVQWJbaYJsluyoFA
>>[HoI4] - Après Moi, Le Déluge
http://www.moddb.com/mods/apres-moi-le-deluge
>>[HoI3] - Flavormod
https://mega.nz/#F!GBByDSgS!9ia87JfAeOQgADjGq9y4hw
>>[CK2] - Anon Music Mod
https://mega.nz/#!PQgxyACD!bpcXXoWI3Pfu_PJ1_sz5D7wKYO2OStEWr_npgpw0B_w
>>[CK2] - After The End
https://github.com/notalbanian/postapoc
>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.6.1 - 27/11/2016
http://pastebin.com/66gpxbKk
>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
http://pastebin.com/sN1g69sr
>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V10
http://pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV
>>[V2]Africa Mod
http://pastebin.com/kyMpRZcQ
Old Thread >>170359985
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First for Hermatic>other dumb orders
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Reminder to buy your games
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dururududrudu durudud u durururdu.... hello... and welcome, to the history of Rome
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>>170404273
I see CK2 on sale. Is it worth it? I only have 22 dollars to spend and i was thinking about waiting until hearts of iron goes on sale. help me /gsg/
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>>170404432
purchase base game, pirate dlc. HoI 4 is trash and if you want one of them than get DH or 3.
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>>170404432
Buy the base game and pirate the DLCs, actually a new one just came out, I don't know if it's been uploaded yet
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>>170404582
>>170404541
Why does paradox put out so much DLC? I don't wanna pirate but they don't give me much of a choice.
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>>170404273
Shit there's like a whole new world lmao
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>>170404675
Because they know they can get away with it.
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>>170404675
because they know that /r/paradoxplaza and casuals will buy it no matter how shit the dlc is. Paradox based the pricing of The Cossacks not from the content included, but because of the man hours put in which resulted in ridiculous price for like no content.
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>>170404675
why do you think?in all seriousness, it's because most of the reddit/steam/paradoxplaza faggots will but it no matter how shit it is
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Honestly we should make a GS
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>>170405145
Bird mana buys liquor. Deal?
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i agree paradox suxxx
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What anime is op image from?
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Honestly we should make a VN
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>AI gets 17k troops in CK2
>proceeds to stackk it and lose 9k on the march to the other AIs country
WHY!!!! I SET YOU UP WITH A FUCKING KINGDOM YOU MORON AND NOW YOULL GO INTO DEBT AND LOSE SHITLOADS OF PRESTIGE!
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who /rose cloud of holocaust/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl3YEH_5f5I
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>>170405256
Girls und Panzer
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Honestly we should wait for Mayo in texas, the second
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>>170404432
Is there a game where Pennsylvania can remove the smelly New Jersey and New Yorker scum?
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>>170405061
>>170404968
>>170404965
Sucks people actually buy into this. You would spend half the price of a new PS4 buying all the DLC.
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>>170405517
But unlike the PS4 there is actually something to play.
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>>170404675
It's not paradox fault you are a pedo
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>>170405243
wrong way round mate
liqueur mana buys birds
never been to a bar?
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>>170404273
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Paradox is shit at coding.
PROTIP: If you go to the de Jure title screen you can see the current holders hidden traits. Use this to find the heretics/Satanists in your realm.
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>>170405484
I wish. I want someone to make a game where you can play as PA and take over the whole US.
>>170405597
f
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>>170404582
Is it safe to use the steam game folder to pirate the DLCs? Or should I just install a separate pirate version altogether? I usually play with a friend who has all dlcs. Trying to start up a singleplayer campaign - feels empty. Also want to see all those cosmetic goodies.
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Reminder to encourage and partake in longposting
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>>170405708
Pic related
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>>170405862
Yeah, I pirated all the DLCs a couple of months ago and I never had any problems with Steam
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>>170405689
Fuck, you're right. Liquor buys bird mana then.
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>>170405484
>>170405838
Fellow PAer here. I wish the Super States mod for EUIV would update already. I want to conquer Canada and Mexico as Pennsylvänie
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>>170405862
If you don't post on paradoxplaza there's no chance in hell you'll get done for it.
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>>170406206
Did not know about this mod. Thanks anon.
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>>170404432
Illinoisan here, I too know the feeling of a larger city completely shitting up your state. What's your stance on Pittsburgh?
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>>170406479
As I said, it's not updated, so you'll have to roll back EUIV if you want it to work as intended.
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>>170406653
Pittsburgh is full of fart-sniffing liberals, but it's not irredeemable. Although I don't live there, so I wouldn't fully know.
Philadelphia is the obvious tumor of Pennsylvania. And Harrisburg is just another way of saying "Mos Eisley."
>tfw dad's from Illinois
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>>170406653
Not him but I live in east PA never been there. Philly is a shit hole though. Only time I waas there someone shot a guy for his shoes. I dont travel in state because all cities are shit. Live in Bethlehem, weve been taken over by stealing chinks and Illegal mexicans. Casinos, not even once.
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>>170406818
>tfw in high vicinity of Poo-in-Loos
To be fair, they aren't niggerly, but Jesus can they be arrogant as fuck.
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>>170405838
New Jersey Supremecy!
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>>170406818
>tfw I enjoy South Bethlehem more than the University
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>>170406924
Every Indian business owner Ive met cheats some way. Its either under the table pay, or not following corporation regulations, or closing the business every year to avoid taxes... They are cancer.
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>americans
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>>170407046
Certain parts are fine, but all the non city parts that arent for the rich are being taken from the owners and theyre building government housing for Mexicans. All Mexicans nothing else. I dont know why but my grandparents area is surrounded now and probably next because people are leaving.
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So is this DLC shit? It looks like shit (at least for the price). I mean maybe its not if you like all the devil worshiping stuff but the rest of the orders and stuff the DLC gives you look lackluster. Any opinions from people who played it?
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Based Anna
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>>170407637
eww gayr**k
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>>170407719
t. buttblasted mamluk
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If I recall Korumorimine bought Prussian cavalry tactics
Kuro are YUGE Prussianboos
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>>170405689
Top fucking kek.
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In CK2 is there any reason to have more than 1 heir?
I managed to get a genius son while my wife died in childbirth. Since then I've been killing off old men and marrying their widows because old women tend to be infertile and have high stewardship. I'd like to avoid having all of my county titles get split up when I die.
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>>170407585
Im turkic, I just hate mexicans.
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>>170404968
The best part is if you try to criticise any part of it on /-r/paradoxplaza you het a dozen passive aggressive replies. It's pretty hilarious to look at it really, because the more overt aggression they show the more downboats they get, so you'll frequently see stuff like:
"Umm haha yeah sorry YOU dont like it but i think youll find everyone else does mmkay lmao"
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long boy
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>>170404418
>deleted
>>170404364
>>170404381
>>170404423
>still there
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>>170408628
Jannies truly are the weakest race.
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>>170404675
>>170404965
>>170404968
>>170405061
>>170405517
What ONE POST could redpill /r/paradoxplaza like no other?
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being a big guy
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>>170408859
you have to go back
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some day HOI4 will be recognized as the greatest gsg of all time.
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>>170408859
>pepe worship
*cringes*
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>>170407596
Fucking actual orders like the Benedictines and Dominicans are shit in the DLC. Paradox went all out on the magic and satan worshipping but, couldn't be assed to flesh out the others just as much.
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itt we write a letter to paradoxplaza one word at a time
Hello
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>>170408859
>muh Kabbalah
kill yourself faggot kike.
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>>170409241
fuck off HPM/r&i
you were late
deal with it
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>>170409262
that's a guy
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>>170409241
DEAR,
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Faggots
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>>170409262
Amanda?
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>>170409384
My penis refuses to believe that's true
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Is it at all fun playing as a secret Jew, Muslim, Christian, ect.?
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stop being Christcuck.
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>Russia
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>>170409394
Jews
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>>170409729
roleplay as a """""""Christian""""""" who's actually a Jew and conquer the world.
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>>170405838
>north carolina
that's virginia you tard
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>>170410293
Niggas
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>>170410396
demand
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>>170410396
AND
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>>170410427
liquor
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>>170410551
for
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yeehaw
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Being an insane black Jewish Satanist is kinda weird, not gonna lie.
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cringes
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Have you prayed to you Lord Turkslayer today yet?
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((anti-cringes
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*loads gun*
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yeehaws on ur face
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in monks and mystics, I can only select monk hairstyle, and for some reason all catholic counts have that hair and a monk staff.
why?
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You tipped off My moron detector.
why?
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>>170409169
That was what I was seeing. Shame really.
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>>170411267
well, you answer first.
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This happened within the first couple months.
I have a feeling this is going to be a fun campaign.
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woah... so this is the power of steamcordplaza
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When we last left off
R R O F T Ë!
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>>170411563
butiful
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>>170411563
you must have a limitless supply of fuel
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get some new images chinposter I'm afraid I've run out of energy to be triggered by the same old shit
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>>170411642
Limitless supply of bubrek.
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Anyone have any idea why CK2 started capping my fps to 23 if I am playing on borderless?
It used to work fine, now I have to keep it on fullscreen, where fps shoots back up to 100+
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>>170404273
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>>170411797
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senk ju ju es ej
ju ar maj best frend
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>>170411978
>picks a jew as the average white person
Did you even look at that nose?
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Hi,
Is it possible to play as two nations - 1 player in EU4? also is it possible to play EU4 Ironman mode without steam?
thanks
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grandi strategy players look at this cool mod coming out soon™
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1pP8B1AEgo
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>>170412060
>365 checks a year
>in just 1 segment of pops
>pops are just 1 part of the game
>hundreds of different checks for pops
Well, sounds like its going to be a minute per 10 days not instead of per month...
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Wow, the cross on my UI flipped upside down when I joined Satan's Own. That's pretty cool.
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Did a recent update or something break the Mythos mod for CK2? Yesterday it was working fine for me, and now today the game is crashing on startup, even after reinstalling the game and deleting all other mods.
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ohhh... nooo.... this is clearly the work of dirty kik*s!!!! we cannot let the WHITE and BASED imperium of Russia be overrun by the dirtymudslimes..... i think its time for another crusade, deus vault *tips greathelm*
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>>170412216
theres basically a timer depending on the concentration of pops relative to urban gravity
this determines the length of the timer
apparently it won't be that slow
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Where oh where can I find a dwarf?
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reminder that reporting and ignoring is NOT allowed
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is hitlermod ded?????
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>>170412404
Console
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>>170412562
Better idea. Now I can marry that hot messenger.
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>>170411978
>>170412314
Daily reminder: Middle eastern and jewish people are not white.
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>>170412547
yea, he got shot by grandi youth operatives while he was on vacations in brazil
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>>170412698
Good fucking god. What the serious fuck.
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>>170412826
I think that's Liquorseed, just water it everyday and a liquor bottle will grow after 3 weeks
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>>170412884
That has to be shooped, I've never seen anything so disgusting in my life.
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>>170412884
>the nose knows
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>>170412950
That was unfortunate, the main point of that screenshot was meant to illustrate that William's starting wife is a dwarf.
Now, what shall I name my new sword? Keep in mind I will soon be a master Satanic cultist, and I will need an appropriate name.
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W-what do
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>>170413108
Do it, faggot
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>>170413071
Are you norman or english? If former the 1st if the latter 2rd and enact vengeance on the Norse and French. If none just pick 3 and destroy all in your sight.
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>>170404582
Is it possible/advisable to mix pirated DLC with a steam copy of the game, or should I just keep my steam copy uninstalled and use a pirated version for everything?
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>>170413124
>white skin is unappealing
Tell that to black people. Seriously.
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Who do I convert?
>>170413282
I'm literally playing this on steam with pirated DLCs and Johan hasn't hacked my computer yet
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>>170413143
IT WAS A RUSE BY THE SANDNIGGERS
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>>170413124
>"White skin is so ugly that the most beloved black women has blonde hair and light skin."
If you weren't a pussy you would go tell your white friends you think this. You won't because they would kick your ass and call you a nigger. Fuck off.
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>>170413219
I'm William. And since a Satan worshiper approached me in like the first month, I think Heartseeker is appropriate.
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Who else /waitingforCK2+toupdate/ here?
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why is there an insecure shitskin in here?
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>>170413412
>kek
Yeah he's the 1066 leader. I wonder who the leaders are in other start dates. I assume they went with people in powerful spots that they had to make up so they don't offend anyone. Surprised it isn't just somehow randomly generated.
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>>170411563
te pika in zemren
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>>170412229
But the upside down cross is actually a holy catholic symbol.
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>>170413629
>trolling the race that industrialized genocide
>when they already feel like people are messing with them
As a turk Im the first on the chopping block, please stop
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>>170413606
new
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This thread represents the death of /gsg/
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any tips on where to go from here?
portugal re-allied castile and morocco allied tunis
the best i can think of is to no-cb fezzan with tunis and fight morocco myself but I'm not sure I can take them one on one without massive debt
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Who's this coloured lowlife and how do we get rid of him?
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>>170413884
Report and ignore was a hero keeping it together. Nothing but chaos without him.
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>>170413326
>>170413473
>>170413606
>>170413792
What the fuck are you doing
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>>170413931
They didn't understand that R&I is in our hearts
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>>170413893
Start up the Rotors.
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>>170413991
Its true a turk raped my grandmother so by Sharia Im a muslim Turk.
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>>170414169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4OxW_0qqv8
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>>170414241
Where's the cock jokes?
Wait, this isn't a meme mod.
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You guys, I'm havingfun
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>>170414624
I'd be having fun if any mods were updated.
I can't stand how cramped the vanilla map feels.
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>>170414624
Good!
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Is this the real yung yohan or some nobody roleplaying as him?
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its anonymous
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>>170414624
Well stop. Fun is for assholes.
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>>170413505
>"Let me take single lowest common denominator and judge an entire race because of it."
>"Omg! Why are you being so racist and GENERALIZING AN ENTIRE RACE, while speaking about black people in the world? Now i'm gonna have to confront the fact my race is full of uneducated fat violent dumb fucks who have never to offer anyone! RACIST!"
Nigga, if i had 3k i wouldn't have only 12 dollars to spend on video games for the next 6 months. In fact, I wouldn't even be playing a GSG at all if i had money for gaming.
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wow m&m really did bring a lot of new friends here
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>>170415248
who is m&m
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>>170414624
So am I, but not even because of the Society shit. I'm just enjoying the overhaul of the Intrigue screen and the off-map councillor jobs. So fucking convenient, holy shit, how did I even play before this.
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>>170415338
M&M get out and
>t. alex
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These satanic events are pretty dark
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Absolutely EPIC!!!
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>>170415791
what did you do to this picture
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>>170415791
God damn! Why is EU4 so fucking ugly?
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>>170415965
>>170416030
i'mstreaming with steam and it looks super weird but i want to go to bed
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>steamcordgruppebigplazabenistalexcobrahreedyugoslavia thread deleted
based mods
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Proper thread.
>>170416363
>>170416363
>>170416363
>>170416363
>>170416363
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>thread gets deleted
>make a new one
sasuga steamgruppe
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>>170416564
You just gotta except that this is a weeb thread now mate
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>>170415338
the real slim shady
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>>170416640
Fuck you, steamcordplaza.
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>mfw concubines + absorb lifeforce
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>>170416779
Lynch the animuposters, three rousing cheers for /gsg/!
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r&i spamming new threads
jannies deleting them all
feels rather good 2bh lads
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>>170416858
t./gsg/ is antianime you dummie
/gsg/ is a w&b anime imperial republic
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>>170416969
What are their stances on grandiquor posting?
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>>170416969
t. perfidious liberal
/gsg/ is reactionary, animuposting is progressive faggotry.
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daily reminder that anti-anime posting is newfaggotry and r/the_donald tier
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>>170417069
>/gsg/ is reactionary,
/gsg/ was reactionary, then steamcordplaza won, now t. /gsg/ is reactionary and /gsg/ is a steamcordplaza colony.
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>>170417015
Pro
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JOOOHAAAAAAAAN
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>>170417246
Which is pro?
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>>170417178
So reactionary /gsg/ succumbed to progressivism and now t. /gsg/ is fascism trying to restore the solar aryan tradition within this thread?
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>>170417284
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>>170417262
pro
>>170417267
anime is redpilled
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>>170417369
>anime is redpilled
t. pleb
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Welp, my kind, just, brave, ambitious and midas touched heir that i've groomed to perfection just died at age 16 of food poisoning, and some 7 year old bumblefuck i've planned to dispose of is going to inherit ireland now.
I think i'm going to execute my court physician now.
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I sacrificed multiple random people, including a priest, but it's the 45 year old mayor that was apparently a virgin.
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>>170417434
>midas touched
Isn't Martial like the best focus to take? it gives health and a 30 martial leader will absolutely fuck shit up.
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>>170417248
its referring to a fucking horse, jesus christ
why are you projecting your cuck fantasies
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>>170417267
Yes.
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>>170417042
>>170417115
>>170417284
>>170417369
>>170417423
>>170417434
anime is w&b.
>>170417115
^^^
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>>170417248
Das rite
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>>170417585
Midas Touched is better if you want to culture convert provinces, which i enjoy more than conquest
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>>170417593
t. leftypol
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Safe to assume this is a bug uh? I've seen many characters with engraved swords and scepters, I'd assume they are being visited by the weaponsmiths.
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>>170418267
Yeah it's a bug, i have had this eventline happen like 2 times and it has worked fine.
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jannies pls save us
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>>170418267
All my children kept disappearing the same day they're born. It's worrying me because I'm not getting an heir.
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>>170418761
how big is it?
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>Joining Lucifers Own flips your religion tab cross upside down
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>>170418806
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>>170413383
Sunnis, jews, or heretics are good.
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NONONONONONONO
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>>170418761
>>170419067
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>>170419067
faggot
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>>170419067
So are Paradox pretty much saying that homosexuality is of the devil? Pretty brave for Swedes.
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>>170413575
waiting for the dlc validator to be updated, my geimu is all fucked now
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>>170418761
>>170419067
Satan knows you well.
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Our Queen Anna has secured the Southern Aegean, taking Rhodes and parts of Asia Minor, while our young heir has proven Himself to be a great leader, losing only 1 battle and taking very few losses.
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>>170419317
Kind of. It isn't one of the traits that boosts Dark Power gain, though. Surprised at all this regrowth, I'm not spending dark power to heal or anything, it's just happening. And I am not the spawn of Satan. My kid is, though.
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>>170419618
And as our heir returned to the capital, we prepare to celebrate the first Triumph in hundreds of years.
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>>170419758
Whats the deal with your contrast?
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>>170418643
That sounds horrifying.
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Also some meme dead culture popped up when we converted a meme province
>>170419820
see >>170416103
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>>170418885
>now you're a disciple of St Peters.
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>>170419979
Then go to sleep you fucking Muppet.
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>>170420068
no its 4am im not going to sleep now
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>>170420130
w/e floats your boat, i don't know how you play that mod i got to like 1580 and i couldn't stand the sub 5 fps
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So I found that my real dynasty is in the game at memestart, so I formed poland. I dont really feel like blobbing.
What do I even do after converting to christianity?
Reform Lithuania as a vassal in a new PLC empire?
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>>170420520
Really made me think.
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>>170420520
this
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>>170420520
how do I do this
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>no infopic
Based.Did something happen?
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>>170404273
Have we forgotten our roots?
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>>170412404
You can now type in dwarf into character lookup also any other traits
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>>170420520
don't you'll encourage the others
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>>170405865
a while ago I was getting every long post (pbuh) deletee
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And so, our Queen Anna has integrated Canik
2017-03-08 07:58:53
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seems the thread has caught cancer
Where is the court physician?
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>>170408410
>get some vowels in your language
Lost it
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La
Plata
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>>170421991
t. Court Physician
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>Harold is 45 but has a teenage face
>His sons are 17 and 18 yet have 30-40 year old faces
yeah I don't think M&M is working as intended.
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>>170422220
That is the biggest pile of bullshit i have ever heard mate.
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Finally, Anna also took 3 loans to build a Mint in Chalcidiki
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Will I be crucified here if I say I prefer the more streamlined Hoi 4 over the muddled Hoi 3?
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Does anyone have the Youtube of the HoI4 release where Johann is staring blankly into space while Johnny Cash sings Hurt
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>>170422251
I demand that we put an end to this immediately and start acting accordingly to the proper conduct of Grand startegy gentlemen!
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*blankposts*
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>>170415791
Can you get that casus beli in the regular game?
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>>170422508
No idea
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BASED
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>>170422748
>Polska in Italy
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>>170422817
islam is based
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>>170422748
>Polska
O kurwa
Try and create some sort of Sardinian Carthage empire.
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sumer is icumen in, lhude sing cuckoo
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>>170422817
reminder that diversity is our strenght
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truly the worst timeline
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>getting cucked by gayreeks
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Thanks Paradox
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>>170423112
How the fuck did the HRE blob out like that in only 60 years?
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>>170423430
it's because you touch yourself at night
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>>170423523
if I touch myself more will they blob out more or less?
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>play ck2
>get no claims for 40 years
>get no meme event chains like the demon child or cthulhu or garden of eden
>nothing fucking happens other than taking maybe 3 provinces in 100 years
>get bored
desu how do i fix it?
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>>170423605
Play as an interesting character. Someone historically significant, or a tribal, muslim, kike, zoroast, etc.
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I am Omi Dollars the spiritualist,I am know all over the world. I make different currency every day and night.My business get growth from a legal level of life. The land of spiritualist.
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>>170423738
genocide the magyars
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Too bad nothing happens when I induct the Pope's heir into Satan's Own and he becomes Pope. Maybe something cooler will happen when one of my 'corrupted' priests is made pope.
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>>170423851
Mod will fix it.
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>>170423851
Forgot SC
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(つ -‘ _ ‘- )つ
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>>170423605
>play ck2
>finally get a meme event
>it's the immortality one
>get the indian guru child in my court
>she dies of slow fever
>event chain ends
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>>170412230
Mythos isn't working mate.
We're on a whole new checksum.
Besides, look on the bright side now, maybe we'll get non retarded vamp/wolf mechanics in the mod.
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>>170417525
>killing a Grand Wizard
For shame, for shame!
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how will Islam ever recover
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why are we playing videogames when there are WORLD EVENTS occurring right NOW
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>>170417525
>he even has a neckbeard
kek, like poetry.
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>>170424370
What world event?
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Wew... as we 4channers say
>>170424370
what events
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>>170424435
the cia shit or whatever the fuck that is
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I can't believe I am playing on Ironman.
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>>170424489
Does being part of Lucifer's Own just basically set the game to automatic Easy Mode?
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>>170424470
>cia shit
Is not that like a usual day? CIA didn't do anything, now that is a breaking news.
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WORLD EVENTS
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>>170424517
Nah I just got lucky with Satan's Spawn, which auto becomes head of Lucifer's Own now. I don't think you can force that to happen unless you are a female and get to High Priest, where you can impregnate yourself by a demon.
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>>170424470
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>>170424650
>Get on board, Al-Khaledin
who is al-khaledin?
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Is this perfect turkish african borders? Or should I release Chad and Niger?
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>>170424726
these are really REALLY shit tier
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>first time playing colonisation game in EU4
>The Drake passage is called the Magellan Straight
Anyone here who likes this shit game and actually gets their history/geography from it is a fucking retard.
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what does national tax modifier do? is it a good advisor pick?
thanks
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it's ogre
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>>170425031
it advises you to modify your national tax
no problem
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>>170425031
I'm pretty sure it means you earn (modifier %) more amount from tax
Say your nation gets 10 ducats per month from tax and the adviser gives 10% tax modifier you will now get 11 ducats per month. I usually take it.
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>>170425031
percentage increase to your total tax income
breddy good for advisor, helps mitigate the upkeep, but if the money is your concern you need a good amount of tax income to cover the cost
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You guys...
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>>170424370
>implying I give a fuck what happens outside my room
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>>170425168
>>170425197
thanks bros
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>when filthy infidel spainard tries to enforce peace on you
and here I was worried about his allies. Hoping I nothing goes horribly wrong and I can wrap up this re-reconquista by 1700
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>>170425253
possess your horse
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Hey guys can I still play multiplayer if I torrent the dlc and buy the base game? I won't have any issues or anything will i?
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in eu4, do natives ever attack AI colonies? I need to know if I can bank on boons in Africa wiping out one of Portugal's colonies in the gold coast.
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>>170425509
does the colony have nog culture and religion? if so they have coexistence so no uprisings, if it's catholic/portugese then maybe, not sure
if they have repression they usually kill the natives beforehand so I've never seen an AI uprising myself
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>>170425031
it usually doesn't cover the cost of him unless you are france or austria
when you get big enough to actually cover the cost it gives you the next tier which you can't cover the cost with
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>>170424774
tell me why
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>>170425387
I abducted him and then attempted to induct him into Lucifer's Own. He briefly had a sweet hood, before he died in the conversion process.
Anywhoozle, I'm going to become the first King of Jerusalem.
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>>170425508
Can't speak for CK2 or Vicky, but it's no issue with EUIV.
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>>170422364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q13jHMcPDfM
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>>170425616
I should have mentioned I'm asking about ck2 I already have the eu4 dlc
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Why the fuck cant i form Spain
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>>170425915
What does it say for the decisions you numpty
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>>170424726
also r8
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>>170425915
it took you until 1700 to realize this?
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>>170426054
No I was focused on learning colonization strategies, did all of the americas and then saw that France had labourd. So a large war had to be done in order to take it. I just only now decided to ask because Gascogne culture is there and I figured that was the issue.
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>>170426278
Labourd, regardless of it's culture, is not required to form Spain. You don't need to own all of Iberia, only select provinces listed in the decision.
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>>170426278
Wrong fucking picture god damnit
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>>170425337
okay well heres a world event
did you know the cash me outside girl's twitter or whatever was hacked
we're gonna be getting some prime nudes maybe
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>>170425987
>armenia
m8
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>>170426490
that's odd, not sure what the issue is, unless you're muslim yourself
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>>170426524
I still don't care.
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>>170426541
can't spare that 22infamy QQ
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>>170426594
No not Muslim. I think this round is a wash.
Will try for other cheevos, it isnt like Spain is difficult just apparently sometimes bugged.
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>>170426608
are you a faggo
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>>170426707
as a dirty scrub who plays in iberia a lot i can tell you I've never not been able to form spain
I'd send the save in a bug report or something
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>>170426278
You need to check and make sure no provinces in the Iberia region are Muslim.
Check that island Morocco own you dingus
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In what year does Korea become independent of China? The game is Victoria 2 HPM
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>>170426901
bout tree fiddy
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>>170426901
seven
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>>170426901
year: liquorrrrrre
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>>170427091
noice
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Attempt #2
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This is still ironman.
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>>170426901
january 24, 1926
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>>170426901
tjhe last 4 digits of my post
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>>170426901
like 5 or 6, my dude
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damn ive been caughts same fagging
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>>170426490
Canaries, Azores, Cap Verde?
Show religious map.
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>>170427828
>>170426840
>>170426780
MY BOYS IT WAS THAT DAMN ISLAND MORCOCKKO HELD
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>>170427917
how did morocco even get that thing anyway
any time they declare on portugal they either get slapped or just settle for ceuta since they can't get through castile
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>>170427917
Well now you have 60 or so years to become HRE emperor, good luck
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>>170427227
I hope your horse become a grand master after you.
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>>170428468
10/10
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>>170428468
Kali Ma! Kali Ma!
I'm trying to join the Norse secret society now, but Rurik is a freaking beacon of virtue.
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>>170428468
What does the Eastern Secret Society Grandmaster look like?
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>>170420249
>my real dynasty
>my
What did he mean by this?
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>>170428870
Same as all the others.
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>>170429063
They aren't the same. You literally just replied to a screenshot showing that the Norse ones are different.
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>>170429148
Women get a wooden mask and men get a goat skull.
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Those edgy religions are retarded. At least satanism is coherent in its nonsense, but for the pagans the fluff and events make no sense whatsoever and you can still pick your 'good' patron deity.
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West african paganism don't have even one cult, kek.
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Welp
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>want to play m&t but it lags like hell from the very beginning
>read that they are still adding even more provinces in next overhaul
for what fucking purpose
this is special kind of autism
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>>170429650
Why isn't the Pope your vassal yet?
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>>170430004
I had literally just made the HRE voluntarily surrender to me.
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>>170430068
Oh, I didn't realize who you're character was at first.
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>>170430189
Grandson of William the Bastard/Conqueror
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So I have CK2 purchased. I just finish pirating the DLC, and copied the "DLC" folder but it does nothing. Is there something else I have to copy?
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Alright lads, I'm done.
I can't keep paying for Johan's blacked subscription anymore.
Where can I grab Monks & Mystics and what do I do with it once downloaded?
Load it as a mod?
I've got every single dlc through steam before this, so this is a first.
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>>170430709
you need to run the activator first
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>>170430851
where can I found that?
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>>170430709
why not just pirate entire game
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>>170417434
I suffered for years because my breeding program don't work as intended (four fucking male sons, none of them hinerited their father's genius trait).
Then I hit the jackpot, one of my children not only land the genius trait, but also has insane stats (21 martial and above 10 in everything else). But it's a woman.
At this point I stopped caring, I just ordered all my sons to Take Vows and butchered all male children. But my liege just wouldn't die. I swear he kept on living until he died at the age of 71.
Of course in the meantime he kept doing children and my female heir kept haveing male children as wel, so I had to keep butchering babies.
Now my top-tier queen as an insane "predecessor" malus, but I've stopped caring. Fuck everything.
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Haven't really played Ck2, but I got curious about the inherited traits so I wanted to do some math, but the info while googling is very lacking.
People seem to have some vague ideas how things work, but no one know exactly.
I've read that getting one partner with a positive trait decreases the chance of getting the opposite negative trait you already have, but no mention as to how that is calculated.
Are positive traits calculated first?
so 15% chance to get Quick, then if you get quick you don't check to see if you get Slow?
Or is it calculated in another way?
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>>170430709
>>170430885
https://mega.nz/#!zMYCxRpY!89OIQeQ-pcDBHZK2EsVnHondUZtxf_Aj0nuqpheSmp8
Just copy the CreamAPI files to your game directory.
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is CS.RIN.RU trusted enough to register with a your "main" email. Or should I make a dud email?
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>>170431715
Probably best to use a bullshit email.
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how do i see all the nations that are within the HRE?
thanks
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>>170431304
Holy shit it works! Thanks.
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>>170431881
Ctrl+Click on it.
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>>170431808
Thanks man
>>170430709
Where did you pirate from, anon? I'm going about it the same way as you did.
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https://mega.nz/#!LRpGEBhT!_2kCkAF44_TSWNlc-ZmTuduDNqGQMb9bnhJ6SI2_UJk
Here's the DLC.
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>>170432436
Thanks man!
Have a pepe tarot
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Is there a mod that gets rid of all those disgusting magical red lines that let huge fuckoff armies walk on water? The one linking Ireland to Wales for example.
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>>170432824
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is there a mod that removes every native american/subharan african nation?
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Jesus, why steam workshop is such a piece of crap?
>subscribe to eu4 mod
>it takes 5 min to start downloading
>and then it shows that its incompatible with my version
fuck you
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>>170433386
Zika and AIDs
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>>170415791
>>170422508
Apparently you can, but I've just never seen the option, I'll try with Lithuania against Muscovy on my next game
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>>170422817
Is this a vanilla eu4 event, a purple dawn event, or a mayo and taxes event
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>>170430839
just play with a friend who has the dlc :^)
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>>170415791
am i really first person to comment the name of muscovite kniaz?
>semen
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>reading the EU4 CHYNA diary
>literally any of China's neighbors can become Emperor, even if like in the screenshot Dai Viet doesn't own any of the actual core territory
>le TOLERANCE meme that lets you integrate every religion in the world, apparently
>apparently now we also have China mana
Jesus fuck
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>>170434279
it still won't make me want to play far east desu
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>>170434279
Say, given chinas history, is it possible for rebels to become emperors? I´d like to the empires named after the provinces the rebels spawned from.
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>>170424934
>being so eurocentric
>complaining that culture and religion in your province can flip overnight
More corpses
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>>170434472
Wasn't that the whole idea behind the mandate of heaven?
>ruler is shit and gets overthrown
>he lost not because he was shit, but because he no longer had the 'heavenly backing'
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>>170428954
That some of us would actually have a good life back in those times.
Maybe if your ancestor was in the cavalry you would remember them.
>tfw kill the Archbishop of Canterbury
I can see where my autism comes from
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Would he be a good leader to represent a fscist/axis aligned leader for ww2 ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mehmed_Hand%C5%BEi%C4%87
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>>170429925
Because then 1PM's don't exist, and everyone is equal you shitlord
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>>170434472
>is it possible for rebels to become Emperors
There are no such thing as noblilty in China after the Zhou dynasty, so everyone after the Qin, including those who were crushed, were rebels by definition.
>>170434672
>he lost not because he was shit, but because he no longer had heavenly backing
Being shit is the proof of having lost heavenly backing, the cosmology behind it basically says that the Emperor is a bureaucrat in charge of the shithole called Earth i.e. All Under Heaven. Losing heavenly backing means getting fired.
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>>170434242
s-surely that doesn't work?
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>tfw you're trying to study and this bitch comes up and tells me to talk to her or some shit
What do
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>>170434930
im literally playing with a friend who has all dlc
if he hosts all the dlc are activated for me in the game we play
you didn't know this?
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>>170432436
Do I need an activator
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>>170432351
http://www.rarbg.to/torrent/34j8zxa
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>>170430839
Look two threads ago, both RemZar and some anon posted it in a MEGA
>what do I do with it
Use CreamAPI here >>170431304.
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>>170434980
Ignore bitch, acquire knowledge.
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Are there any ways to make MT for eu 4 run faster?
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>>170435264
Upgrade your PC.
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>>170434930
Yeah it does.
Paraducks are pretty generous that way.
Been playing mp where only 1 or 2 people have all the dlc.
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>>170435302
That won't work, it's a programmng issue. He could have a personal supercomputer and it wouldn't work.
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>>170435248
Thanks lad
>>170435398
I never knew that. My only other friend who has CK2 has no dlcs, so I've been putting off multiplayer for ages.
So, does this method work even if I have some pirated DLCs?
So in this case i'd be the DLC sugar-daddy, for lack of a better word, and my friend playing with me has fuck all but the base game.
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>>170435705
>So, does this method work even if I have some pirated DLCs?
The reason pirated DLC works even through Steam is because the game proper has no way of telling whether or not you actually bought the DLC.
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I don't think I've ever seen such natural borders before
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>>170435965
>Google search pic
>Best guess for this image: Wine
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>>170435731
well fuck, that's great. Learn something new every day.
My only other beef with multiplayer is that each player aren't create custom dynasties.
Or have I got that wrong, also?
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>>170436227
You can create custom characters in MP, and if everyone is using the same version of the same mod, you can play with mods too. This includes for example #defines edits, so as long as you send an email to each of your friends with a custom defines file you can make hilariously overpowered characters if you want.
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>>170436156
J'naime pas
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>>170436156
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How do you do gud as the CSA in Vicky after beating the USA? Golden Crescent?
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>>170436436
Is that a map of rivers?
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>>170436383
Sweet, i'll give this a try over the weekend. Thanks man
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Is AFPG here ?
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>>170436540
Yes
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>>170436614
Look creepy-cool.
>That Transdanubian basin
I know what country I'll play in my next Liquoria2 game
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>>170436614
Do you got one for Asia and Africa?
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Turns out guns existed in the early middle ages.
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>>170436614
What's the deal with the big purple one in the Balkans?
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>>170437074
>magnetic compass
>handgun (not even hand cannon, a handgun)
What's next? A supercomputer?
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>>170437202
The magnetic compass is a really old invention.
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Can you do anything interesting as leader of the Dominican order? I somehow managed to become the leader of the order and next in line for the HRE on my first character on a 1066 start.
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>>170437330
In China.
>The magnetic compass was first invented as a device for divination as early as the Chinese Han Dynasty (since about 206 BC),[1][2] and later adopted for navigation by the Song Dynasty Chinese during the 11th century.[3][4][5] The first usage of a compass recorded in Western Europe and Persia occurred around the early 13th century.[6]
>13th century
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>>170437092
Maritsa/evros I think
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>>170437451
>>The magnetic compass was first invented as a device for divination as early as the Chinese Han Dynasty (since about 206 BC)
>206 bc
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>>170437451
Maybe he got it from a reverse Marco Polo.
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>>170436886
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>>170437568
>in China
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>>170437659
Man internal subsaharan Africa looks so boring in rivers, it's just on huge fucking patch after another
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>>170437968
I don't really understand the map in Sahara.
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>>170438004
I think the idea is that they're mapping every tiny little oasis or underground flow as a 'river' or something
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>>170437414
Nope, have fun with the -15% fertility, and doing the same shit you did getting to the top.
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>>170438084
Ah okay
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>>170438185
The only good thing about it was that I could turn celibate, since my ruler refused to stop fugging,
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>want to try abuse HRE integration
>remember that game lags event at speed 1 after revoking privilegia.
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>>170436607
he's in chinkstan, my man.
said he'd be back in august
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What happened to dlcs in the archives? Did the big bad anons get scared at implications from Paradox?
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>>170439181
They were being reported.
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>>170439181
Witchhunt from some autists who kept reporting it.
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>>170439298
>>170439275
There's always that one fag, isn't it? Did he post to let everyone know for "epic lulz troling" or whatever?
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>>170439393
>>170439181
The latest CK2 DLCs were posted a couple of threads ago and the crack is in this thread if that's what you're looking for
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>>170439460
Nah, already got it. I just noticed it when looking to see if there was any dlc that slipped since i last read up on the latest. But hey, thanks anyway.
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>it's a "Mali is 200 years more advanced than China and spawns both Colonialism and Enlightenment" episode
Ah yes
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How much development do you usually end up with in a world conquest by the end of the game in eu4?
World dev starts shy of 15k in 1444 iirc, but it gets developed over the course of the game.
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>>170439968
>spawns both Colonialism
Must be a super weird game if it spawns in Mali
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>>170440050
Mali got the exploration group before Portugal.
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What are the benefits of having a Merchant Republic vassal?
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>>170441034
buffs your goods produced in non gold provinces where the merchant republic has trade power.
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gsg is dying again, we need a new meme
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>>170441148
In CK2 lad
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How can you annex Luxembourg in HPM victoria 2? Do you need to remove them from being Netherlands puppet?
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>>170441313
Lodesamonee
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>>170439968
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>>170441313
They give you more gold in taxes than other vassals, and a lot more ships. They also seem to be less rebellious, but that's just from my personal experience.
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>>170441454
D O
U P
T H E
H O U S E
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are there any occasional /gsg/ multiplayer campaigns in eu4?
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>>170441475
Jesus shit you can almost imagine them literally flipping the table
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>>170441475
>not realistic
you fucking racists, how dare you doubt that enblackement wasn't real. Just because black people believed in pacifism and didn't conquer entire world even they could doesn't mean that didn't happen.
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>request title from the Emperor
>gives me fucking Constantinople
Uh, sure. Why not.
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>>170441034
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc
>>170441849
He can take it back instantly with a special decision so be careful.
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>>170404273
What's next lads. Russia, Spain, France and French Mexico or Ottomans?
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>>170441475
>posting le we wuz kings and cuck memes outside of 4chan
>throw a tantrum when you realise nobody wants your shitposting
lmao
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>>170441475
>Game about Europe taking over the world
>Literally called EUROPA UNIVERSALIS
>the most racist period of history
>no racism allowed
Lovely stuff
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>>170442462
Alright Memeth, back you go.
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>>170442462
(You)
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Bought the game, pirated the DLC.
What's going on here? This is vanilla too btw, only the DLC enabled.
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Is it worth bailing out Austria to help in the war against Burgundy?
Pros:
We've got loadsamoney
They'll be a welcome distraction to Burgundy's East
Cons:
We'll lose loads of money
They're pretty tired of war already
>>170442673
heh enjoy your keylogger kid
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>>170442673
Try disabling the DLC and launching, it looks like you're missing the localization files for the events.
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>>170442856
Castile and England is more than enough to take down Burgundy. Make it a long war and if you need to you can call in Austria later.
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>Need an heir so that my plan for gavelkind finland can actually spread further.
>my son won´t give me one since he is homesexuel.
Is it possible to hand my duchy over to my brother? He rules the other half needed to form finland thanks to gavelkind.
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>>170443540
Just pair him with a lusty midas, +20 fertility for lust and +15 for midas.
Not even the gay can resist sex wench
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>>170443748
I´m sorry but I imprisoned my wife a while ago. Might as well look for new women in the plot window. Maybe that is gonna yield results.
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>>170443447
Done.
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>>170444298
And one more thing.
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>>170437202
why not
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>>170444519
A mechanism that shows a fixed set of data for a given input is not the same as a computer.
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Is this redpilled?
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>>170444432
Had to enforce religion on France, so I'll probably be spending the next half century dealing with their religious rebels.
It's a small price to pay for saviour.
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>be kiddo with some pretty good childhood traits and a great educator
>base stats are already pretty good
>end up frail, dull, craven with the bottom rank education
REEEEEEEE
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>>170444990
>this event decreases stability
>an act that makes justice more transparent and introduces the modern legal system for the benefit of the people causes your state to become less stable
Why are Paradox so shit?
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>have great relations with vassals
>create emperor title
>everyone hates me all of a sudden
what in the fuck
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>>170445324
>the absolute state of the public school system
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>>170445432
I think it has to do with you holding too many titles then. Too many duchies, kingdoms, counties give you relation - iirc.
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>>170444298
>>170444432
is this some overhaul mod or just graphic shit
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>>170444432
Are you running any mods on those portraits, or is that what vanilla EU4 looks like?
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>>170445346
>disrupting power relations in society doesn't make society more unstable
you're the idiot here bud
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opinions on veritas et fortitudo? Does it lag as hard as meiou?
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>>170440376
AI mali doesn't take exploration ideas.
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Someone ask paracucks "Will you be able to convert culture in synchronized religion provinces"
I dont want to touch their shitty forums.
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>>170446490
meiou runs pretty smoothly after the first 6 months.
But I have a very modern machine.
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>>170446652
Bullshit. You can see for yourself in wiki or game files.
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Has anyone here tried the olig<->merch switch to reset estates?
Seriously considering it and use the excess mana to just develop like crazy, so looking for neat locations to do it, would be nice to have 20 continous provinces that are stated that I focus development on.
After a while I guess it would be better to develop territories.
Maybe in coop develop territories and sell them off to an ally.
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>>170446834
i dont get it, for what purpose?
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>>170446832
I had this ready just for you.
trade_ideas
defensive_ideas
offensive_ideas
influence_ideas
spy_ideas
economic_ideas
religious_ideas
innovativeness_ideas
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>>170446965
I presume it's to do a loop of
>demand MP
>switch
>switch back
>demand MP again
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>>170445551
I checked, it's "opinion of former liege" or whatever, but I created the title; there was no penalty before.
It went away after like 6 months though so all good
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>>170446984
>Starting with patch 1.14 the choice of idea groups made by the AI is no longer determined by a pre-defined list in the history files but is, instead, dynamically determined according to the current conditions of the country.
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>>170446834
Just realized it could be work well for a comfy netherlands game.
20 stated provinces in europe, then colonies and trade companies elsewhere, so can still switch between gov forms.
Would have to stick with divine ideas from utrecht though I think, for the 10% stab.
or trading in wine should be enough
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>>170446965
To gain 300 more mana each month.
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>Emperor of Francia declares war on me over a duchy claim
>beat his dirty french ass
>he declares war on me literally a month later with 3x his former levies
What in the damn hell
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Have any of you tried the 1356 mod?
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>>170446834
I did it with nobility/parliament loop, so its most likely possible
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>>170447290
>weighted towards the list
>weights for mali are x0.1, x0.1, x0.1, x0.1
>a final weight of 0.000075
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>>170444432
>Henry VIII has slightly above average stats
>Gustavus Adolphus is a 9/9/9
I'm not even mad Paradox, you Swedes are so pathetic I don't mind if you project lies into my vidya.
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>>170447857
I know it's possible, just curious to see if anyone has tried the exploit and done anything cool with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwd5gMnVdiQ&ab_channel=worstposterTL
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>>170447731
Nigger just play Mayo and Talex
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>>170447731
What the point when you have
2-9999 extension timeline mod?
>>170447875
×2 has at least 5 coastal provinces
×2 has at least 10 coastal provinces
×2 has at least 15 coastal provinces
×2 has at least 20 coastal provinces
And 0.000075 is not 0. You can get 3 rebelions in 3 months from 0.1 province in ck2
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>>170445346
Paradox yet again. That sort of event should give you the equivalent of 2 admin and diplo points per month. Not -2 stability lmao.
Meanwhile Sweden gets a free no-inflation goldmine.
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>>170448138
2-9999 is messed up, is it not?
>>170448051
Mayo and talex is messed up.
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>>170448230
So is trying to extend EU mechanics into the middle ages.
>2-9999 is messed up
Just turn the clock to 1356.
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>>170445346
Gives you long term stability, but some minor instability now due to the nobles being upset.
Makes perfect sense if you're not autistic.
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>>170448345
>Gives you long term stability
Not him but how is -10% stability cost a good thing? You shouldn't be spending admin on stability anyways.
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>>170448230
Full of bugs but nothing game breaking besides some countries not developing themselves.
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It's 1456 and the Renaissance still hasn't happened. Please tell me this isn't a glitch, I'm really enjoying this game.
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why is every paradox game is so awful on bigger resolution
literally unplayable without bigger font mod or binoculars
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>>170448706
It can take some time. 1450, 1500, 1550 etc are not hard dates for institutions to start.
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In CK2 how the fuck is warscore calculated?
I'm getting -20% from having a single, non wargoal province occupied, and ~10% from holding the enemy's capital. I get 20% from utterly destroying half of my opponent's army in a single battle, and -63% for losing half of mine
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>sweden gets 20% better infantry than everyone on the planet
fucking ridiculous lads
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>>170448706
>implying the renaissance ever happened
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My dad works at paradox and said the next CK2 expansion will be china. They will add a new start date for the yellow turban rebellion (184) so you can play through the three kingdoms era.
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>>170432506
please post all of them thanks
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How does this new DLC interact with the "No supernatural events" option? Do the societies do anything of note?
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>>170449096
here you go, didn't want to shit up the general.
>>1556893
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>>170449094
Tell him that Sweden are not a lucky nation lmao
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>>170449319
>>170449096
ah fuck, nevermind. If you google '4chan pepe tarot cards' it's the first link, lad.
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>>170449219
only played the hermatic order and Lucifer's own so far, for Hermatic there is only really 1 somewhat supernatural event which is the divination but the other stuff like writing thesis papers or creating horoscopes are just fine imo. Lucifers own is fucking ridicoulous with stuff like supernatural orgies, blessings from dark gods, summoning demons and absorbing your childrens life force
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>>170445346
>Great Britain has to lose 2 stability to get -10% stab cost
>Sweden gets it for free in their ideas
are they for fucking real?
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I can just buy the original ck2 on steam and pirate all the DLC?
Does it work smoothly?
Any chance of getting banned?
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>>170449459
-stability cost is a bad stat anyway
That British pop up should give -50% or higher for it to be of any note//be realistic
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>>170449521
can retards not read the thread? every fucking thread this is asked.
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Redpill me on the Paradox Interactive company
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>>170449634they are they whitest video game developer in the world
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>>170449521
Yeah works fine. Actually it's the best way to do it. Buy base game and pirate all DLCs.
See >>170431304
pirate the DLCs and then slap that into your CK2 directory. then Steam won't be able to tell that the DLCs are illegitimate.
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Is this worth playing or will it be too easy. Never played EU4 before.
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>>170449781
play as sauna
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Won Andalusia in a Crusade as Brittania, should I release it? I already have Aquitaine.
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Can someone update the mod list CK2+ has been updated yesterday and it hasn't been posted here...thanks
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>>170449428
thanks
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>>170449985
give it to one of your sons that won't inherit.
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>>>/s4s/5209666
Oh no!
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>>170450280
I didn't have any old enough sons, I gave it to a cousin with no claims and a high stewardship. I'll keep him as a vassal for the time being, if he starts to get snappy I'll just let him go.
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Why didn't perfidious anglo and the frogs help them?
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>>170450426
Why would they?
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>>170450426
China would go out of their control that way.
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>>170450297
is this bait
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Any cults or sects for Pagans? I don't play CK2 unless I can raid
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>>170450575
Would it though?
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>>170450297
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>>170450426
It would be extremely painful.
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>>170444870
This must *surely* be redpilled then, right?
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>>170450816
Not really, but I wouldn't trust a Chinese man who claimed to be the younger brother of Jesus Christ in charge of a country of 400m people. All coming wars would last far longer than they did with the Qing.
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>>170450854
For him
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>Start up first game of EU4
>Choose glorious stronk Poland
>Hear terrible guitar-driven metal
wtf Paradox? The music in these games is always so shit.
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>>170451217
>playing paradux games with sounds on
I just put on a random podcast or something while playing. It's not like sound is needed in a turn based game
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>>170451217
>stronk
>wtf
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>>170451217
disable the music and play eu 3 soundtrack instead
or some polish stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZKliJgxUTI
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>>170451217
Just restart eu4 without drums and steel music.
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>>170451217
>glorious stronk Poland
>wtf
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Even though they are infidels, the Mamluks are smart enough to realize they cannot defeat us, and it is better to give us their territory without unnecessary bloodspill
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>>170451342
>turn based game
DELET THIS
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EU4 posters are real worthless faggots
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>to get inducted in to Lucifer's Own I have to fug one of the members
>the member that was sent was a 12 year old girl
what the fuck? Is paradox trying to make pirates LITERAL pedos?
>>
how lewd is monks and mystics? is there pagan blood orgies?
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>>170451721
How the fuck did this work? Temds to only work for me when I am 10× the size of the threatened country.
>>
Despite playing on a proper vanilla ironman game, I'm no longer getting achievements. I was earlier, but now I'm not (completed a crusade, held all of the UK kingdom titles, some other stuff). Why is this happening?
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REMINDER to make a new thread at 751 posts like last time!!
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>>170451872
post pics
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>>170451872
haha actually 12 is ebbofile not pedofile ok so its actually ok ahaha right guise
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>>170451958
They basically got raped by Hafsid and rebels, so now Damascus is independant, and they're probably going to lose some more land now. Also their coalition friends were fighting eachother or something
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>>170451460
If Sweden get 20% infantry combat ability Poland should get 150% infantry combat ability.
Trufax.
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>>170452304
>Trufax
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>>170446834
Imagine playing as Burgundy, inheriting all of the lowlands and colonizing
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>>170452207
>getting a truce instead of dogpiling for the holy land
How shit can you be?
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Anyone have those tutorial images for CK2? I need them for reasons.
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Hmmmmm
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>>170452350
>too weak to offer up his opinion in the form of words written from the safety of his own home
Realtalk are you swedish?
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>>170452304
They literally do get like +90% cav combat.
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>>170452492
Not talking about cavalry, talking about infantry. Swedish men are the joke of Europe.
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>>170452405
AND DID THOSE FEET
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>>170452405
Is this a CK2 convert Romanbro what the fuck is Aquatain doing alive.
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>>170452369
Maybe in Vanilla but the holy land is pretty worthless and filled with minorities (jews, muslims, orthodox christians, myaphisites, etc), and even something as far as greece costs a lot to keep under controll, and my economy is pretty bad. Also I'm trying to roleplay a bit and my Queen is tolerant and also old.
>>170452690
Nope, just started at 1443, played as Poland and won the Crusade, then changed to Byzantium
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>>170452778
What the fuck is this reeee
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>>170452984
heh... nuthin personnel... frog...
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>>170452984
Paris is rightful British clay.
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>>170452778
>hanged to Byzantium
Why not start as Byzantines in 1444 m8, it's a good laugh.
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Just got monks and mystics, what time and who should I play in it, Will do an ironman game just so I can finally get some achievements.
Also set out some goals for me, ideally I want to join whatever evil group I can.
Don't really want to play non catholic/germanics
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>>170452690
Aquitaine exists at the start of the M&T campaign as a vassal to England.
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>>170453439
"no". The Crusades of Varna failing were the greatest tragedy of the 1400s
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Where can I grab Monks and Mystics?
I don't want a codex, I already have all the other DLCs. I just want Monks and Mystics, so many fucking torrents out there full of shit.
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>>170453535
Purple Phoenix though. Beating Ottomans with Byzantium when Paradox have been making it harder and harder every patch is a good personal achievement.
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>>170453489
>>170453489
Erm . . .
1066 start
somewhere in Bavaria
Set up your own anti-pope while having a dynasty of Satanists.
You may not expel the jews
IRL simulator
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>Fresh new game of CK2, playing as Livonia so I can do some pagan shinanigans
>Do as any good pagan should do and immediately try to subjugate my neighbors
>Things going fine. Have lustful high stewardship wife shitting out kids, only one son though.
>Don't want to get fucked by gavelkind at the very start so I hold off on having more kids, go raiding instead and conquer more land qith the money
>Form my own Kingdom, we kangz now
>First guy dies of old age, heir takes control and enjoys his new wife plus three concubines.
>Four fucking daughters but no heir yet
>Start to get nervous, start praying to Gods for fertility
>He gets fucking leprosy
>Basically infertile now
>Panic and start doing everything in my power to get this dude laid
>Bangs everyone to the point of getting hedonistic
>Find concubines that have lustful, swapping them out as they get too old
>Finally one gets pregnant after months of taking rotting leper cock
>Another fucking daughter
>None of his other daughters had any sons
>Or his sisters
>Lose
These are the kind of things that drive a man to savescum.
>Lose
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>>170453871
t. henry vi
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>>170453489
Doge of Amalfi
You're a Christian Republic vassal of the Byzantine Empire, and there's nothing wrong that can go with that
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>>170451217
>The music in these games is always so shit.
>calling this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cCB7nrhaKE or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRbGl9lbN18 shit
sup reddit
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fuck off back to egypt reeee
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Liq2's soundtrack is GOAT
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What do you do in CK2 after reforming the slavic faith?
There aren't any interesting mechanics left, since half of them are locked behind christianity.
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Well the rebellion has been put down, though the muslims did cause some damage, now our missionaries will convert the survivors a lot faster, though the economy is shit atm
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>>170450426
>wanting Christian Chinese who will turn their people away from opium
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>>170453871
>>170453871
Not played for a year but you can marry a daughter to a lowborn matrilineal m8
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>>170454363
>cruce victoria
good taste my nigga
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>>170454954
Great Holy War on European countries.
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>>170454176
Should Amalfi reach for independence at some point? Or stay part of the empire?
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>>170455083
fugg forgot pic, Our Queen has also decided to get rid of the muslims living in the south
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Can anyone upload the new CK2+ version somewhere? I can't get it on forums
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>>170451856
Still better than me
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>>170455195
>blobbing
That's not fun though.
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>>170455238
Form the Grand Crusader Republic of Amalfi
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>>170451968
Just happens randomly sometimes, happened to me last game half way though with Austria, just when I was about to revoke the privelegia
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>>170455238
Stay Empire as long as they hold Italy. When they don't, make your independence.
Make it your mission to fuck Venice as hard as possible as trading rivals and for Constantinople
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What are the chances that the abbasids won´t recover from their decadence? I prefer them ripped apart so that they won´t do anything dangerous later.
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>>170455491
Go Feudal? Change succession laws?
Blobbing might not be fun to you but you need to RP as your character. You'll tend to find that most rulers in history liked blobbing and sought to do it at any cost. The only people that don't like it exist here on /gsg/ and in Tibet.
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>>170455642
>What are the chances that the abbasids won´t recover from their decadence?
Between 0 and 9%
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>>170407596
Its basically 90% fantasy bullshit.
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>>170453439
He was beings sarcastic
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>>170455652
Literally nobody blobbed except a small amount of historical figures like Alexander the Great, Napoleon or Julius Caesar.
My only option is pretty much going christian, which has a bad aftertaste after going throught the trouble and reforming the slavic faith.
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>>170456041
>Literally nobody blobbed
stopped reading
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>>170455642
AI doesn't have to deal with shit like that like the player. ai will cheat
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>>170456041
> Literally nobody blobbed except a small amount of historical figures like Alexander the Great, Napoleon or Julius Caesar.
HAHAHA OH WOW
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>>170407596
The monastery order are okay and balanced. Satanism is borken as fuck and is the Hermetic Order.
It gives your some interesting options, but needs to be more fleshed out and balanced.
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HIP when
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>>170456041
The problem is that 'blobbing' in the context of /gsg/ often means less of 'expanding in an unrealistc manner' and more of a 'expanding in an ahistorical manner' or otherwise 'expanding in a non-cultural manner', the former of which is a stupid complaint, the second of which doesn't always make sense because modern cultural boundaries are often the RESULT of prior blobbing.
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>>170456261
blobbing is actually 'expanding in an unaesthetic manner', meaning it's personal opinion and therefore subjective
my opinion is objective truth, tho
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MYSTICS AND MONKEYS
WHERE
THE
FUCK CAN I GRAB IT
'
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>>170456260
warhammer when
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is there anywhere I can download M&M without having to re-download everything?
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>>170453663
>making it harder
T. Guy who can't work out the simple system of forts
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>>170456812
I wonder how people like you get through day to day.
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>>170456812
>>170456860
No, just use the MEGA a couple of thread ago for more speed
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is she trying to tell me something /gsg/?
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>>170405484
There's a US States mod for Hoi 4.
As a new yorker, I like removing you Penciltucky hicks and overly edgy Philadelphians with the Jersey Trash.
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>>170456261
For CKII I consider everything past empire size blobbing. The mechanics clearly aren't made for that, as the game just becomes more cumbersome and annoying as you expand past that and offers no challenge (while RL blobs had to deal with plenty of challenges and ultimately failed because of those).
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>>170455312
>calling an emperor a queen
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>>170456812http://store.steampowered.com/app/530780
:^)
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>>170457135
It's an Empress.
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>>170456967
>t. cobraaahhh
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>>170457135
Empress... Autokrateira, whatever
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Can anyone please update this mod
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=745644745
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>>170457220
>Autokrateira
>not Βασίλισσα
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How do I get artifacts? I just won a crusade and got nothing besides the Templars and Hospitaliers as vassals. Oh, and the Most serene Republic of Jerusalem. But no Holy prepuces.
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>>170455124
>having matrilineal marriage on
>>>/r/paradoxplaza
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Do I show them mercy (wich would be nice since we're barely making any money) or get +1% missionary strenght?
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>>170457991
Fuck off kike. Gas the Muslims.
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>>170457991
no mercy for heretics and infidels
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>>170457991
This is all rightful Orthodox lands anyways.
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>>170457991
is that some font mod or what? My text in mt looks small as fuck
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>>170456261
>Alfred stop blobbing we are 7 unique kingdoms
>fuck you in the future this will look sexy>>170437568
>divination
Dropped
That's like inventing the flamethrower only to use it to light cigarettes
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Why the fuck are there Cappadocians in my Empire
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>>170458103
Too right.
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>>170457190
You do know King Elizabeth has the man of a body right
>>170457220
Taking such titles lightly will have your head on a pike traitor
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so is conclave still shit and not worth the money?
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>>170458390
>feed paradox jew through dlc purchase
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How do I fix this
>>170458256
maybe it's because my screen is small
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>>170457991
Oppress them until they change or leave this is how societies should work
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>>170458369
Why do Paradox make Irish rebels ahistorically powerful?
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>>170458509
Get dat muny
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>>170458509
Also this is pretty fucking epic, Lithuania's capital is Jewish btw
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So we need to wait now for a CK2 mods update? I updated the game because steam and now my mods are not cooperating. Saves are probably useless too.
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>>170458642
if you get beat by rebels you have to save scum m8
thats embarrassing
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What's a good first non-europe nation in EU4?
I've done all the memes, castille, England, France, Brandenburg>Prussia>Germany, Castille, Austria with HRE, formed italy and Russia etc
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>>170441398
yes
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>>170458846
As the Empress gets close to 60 years, Our heir, Manuel Brutus Basileus Anatolikon Palaiologos, gets ready for a tour across the Empire before hopefully becoming Emperor in a couple of years.
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>>170459103
Try Mamluks into Egypt or Timurids into Mughals
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>>170459232
>not letting her abdicate so that she can retire to a nunnery
Do you even kingdom of the romans
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>>170459103
Try Kongo as you'll be bum buddies with the Portuguese
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HOI4 has horrendous borders but this one is kinda cute
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>>170459382
Just let her abdicate at 60, it's a nice round number.
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requesting a link to a Monks and Mystics ONLY torrent.
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>>170459878
cummin rite up
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>>170459878
Sent
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>>170459743
>things being as convinient as the year of Charles coronation, or the name of the king who founded France
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>>170459232
First, He walks around the City of the World's Desire, the biggest city in all of the Western world, and it's great cathedrals, forums, public baths, great hippodrome and university. The city must have a population of more than a million citizens by now. Then, exiting the city, he travels through Thrace, a fairly developed and safe part of the Empire.
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What catholic societies are worth joining besides Lucifers Own?
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>>170458493
>unironically being a commie
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>>170459939
>>170459957
thanks cunts
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>>170414515
kill yourself and your casual fanboy opinion.
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Do I start now or let them colonise?
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>head of benedictine order
>get event that lets me lower cost of buildings
>churches cost 100 gold at most, lowest 46
I know what I must do
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>>170460062
The order of the lovers of Jesus >>170460130
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>>170458642
>>170458642
There was 24k of them so you were very likely getting flanked. Don't know about who got the defender bonus because Connaught is good terran to defend.
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>>170460204
FUCK forgot pic
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I just want to inform you lads that the ebin "Gross (greater) Deutschlands" that are often posted here aren't actually Gross Deutschland, but Klein (small) Deutschland. In pic related, the blue area is Klein Deutschland while the area that includes Austria is Gross Deutschland. These terms originally came from the 1848 Frankfurt parliament where moderates were arguing that they should unite the german confederation under the Prussian state and monarchy, while more radicals thought that they should bring all germans together and incorporate Austria as well.
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>>170459232
m8 no wonder you're rooked sort your fort situation out
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>>170460003
Then He keeps travelling West, and stops in Thessalonica, although the area has been ravaged by war multiple times, the city itself is still a very important center of trade and the biggest, and only silver mine in the Empire, with the Royal Mint there.
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>>170460441
forgot your picture mhmm
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>>170460413
Blame bismarck
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>>170460413
You do realise Germany is most frequently posted here with Austria, right? Infact, most of the time it even extends to the urals.
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>>170460441
fugg forgot pic
>>170460501
hhhgnnn
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>>170460631
Just wanted to tell you I appreciate your campaignposting lad
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>>170460585
>beyond the urals
At least they could remember some of Hitler's writings
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>>170458846
>Also this is pretty fucking epic,
In Eu3 years ago I once had Ming convert to Sunni and proceed to convert all of china to sunni.
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>>170460413
Greater Deutschland also includes all of Scandinavia and England.
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>>170460690
Swedenyes
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>>170460662
SAme
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>>170460679
When did he say this? The Urals have always been the natural eastern border of Germany, everythign else is ice.
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>>170460216
example
had to holy war krete for this one
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>>170460858
wtf is going on there
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>>170460726
what
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has paracucks succeeded at irreversibly ruining ck2?
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>>170460631
He goes South, through Larissa, wich surpisingly has been almost untouched in our wars, so it has gotten many refugees from the rest of Thrace and Southern Macedonia and became a fairly important city in it's own right. Then He travels to the small port of Magnesia, and he takes a boat to the Peloponnese. While He is travelling, He realizes that Larissa doesn't have many government buildings or infrastructure, and that the region could be much richer if He had any money to invest in it.
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>>170460858
is your graphics card alright?
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>>170460803
>>170460662
w-what about me..
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>>170460850
He wrote about deporting the Jews beyond the Urals, where like in Madagascar they would slowly starve and die out
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>>170461049
You too lad.
>>170461040
>ruining
>irreversibly
It's called a rollback. They CAN'T ruin it completely.
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>>170461049
this map looks like its eu3
what mods do you use?
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>>170461049
What map mod
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>>170461049
I haven't seen your other posts so don't mind. I'm the Muscovy poster who has surrounded Tver if you were wondering
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>>170461049
m8 you're cheating like fuck
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>>170461325
Not him but how so
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>>170461041
While in the Pelopponese, He notices three things: One, that being this far away from the capital makes it very hard and costly to administrate this region, wich could be improved by building new paved roads and ports across the Aegean. Two, while in the North, He saw many ghettos and little isolated towns, still filled with Muslims, and some Jews. While they weren't a significant part of the population, He noticed that the towns here were safer and nicer, so He will probably attempt to convert those ghettos whenever He can rule. And lastly, many of the coastal towns get raided by Moors, and We can't do anything about it because the Empire barely has a navy.
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>>170461049
Are you going to stay catholic like a true englishmen
>>170461325
>using mods is cheating
Okay paracuck
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>>170461362
>>170461362
PU over Castile, France and Portugal by 1450 come on now
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What the fuck happened to the porn mod?
>>170461410
Hold up what mod
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>>170461407
What is the slave symbol? Raided? But that doesn't seem right, it's at full loot...
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>>170461410
Arent Englishmen islamic?
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>>170461049
What does that crown and Protestant cross mean
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>>170458987
Revert to reviews beta
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>>170461519
t. Irishman
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>>170460409
it's gonna take a million years anyway so just start now
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>>170461541
He can add more speshul snowflake Protestant bonuses
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>>170461519
Sorry that even though you were in the senior partner in the PU we cucked you
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>I´m trying to get a duchy, my current character is a women. I systematically murder her family and married her off matrinially.
There are but a few problems though. My husband, the guy who still owns the duchy wants my two counties. His little brother is his heir (I´m still working on offing the little kid) and both wife and husband are gay.
How do I get rid of that trait? -30 fertility isn´t good in the long term, when I don´t have an heir. In retrospect, I shouldn´t have all my family members just for power.
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>>170460756
>>170460756
>>170460756
>>170460756
Ninja'ing R&I
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>>170455238
Amalfibro, how's it going so far?
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>>170461407
Then He crosses the Aegean and goes to the newly conquered lands, wich are there mostly thanks to Him, but He can't walk around too much since there's a lot of violence in the streets and periodical purges and counter-purges. Since this region has recently seen many wars, it's poorer and less developed than the lands up north, but they have a lot of potential still.
>>170461498
Yeah all the provinces in the Pelopponese are raided, but most of them are at full loot now, except to 2 tiny ones in the south.
>>170460662
>>170460803
w&b
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>>170461797
This thread is older
>>170461747
>>170461747
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>>170461930
Except it isn't, it was made first and posted first.
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>>170461930
alternative facts
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>>170461797
>attaching unrelated anime images to a post
We get it, dude, you watch anime.
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>>170461846
Then He travels north to Smyrna, still officially called Izmir, and He sees a blooming city, full of traders and ships from across the Mediterranean. Although this city was in Turkish hands for quite a while and they tried to convert it, they were never successful and most of the population is still Greek and Orthodox. The countryside is also decently prosperous and it benefits from all the trade nearby, and even though there is a big amount of muslim converts, the area is mostly peacefull and Greek.
>>170461797
>>170461930
>>170461949
delete
>>170462054
Meow and Talex
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>>170462416
Use the top one, it has the correct OP and DDs and also links to the right previous thread.
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>>170462416
Then He goes East to the Anatolian interior, passing through Philadelpheia and Dorylaion, also part of the Empire thanks to Him. While a lot of the population has accepted Roman rule, there are still a lot of minorities and muslims, but we have been attemting to convert these lands for the past few years and we have been fairly successful. While ind Dorylaion He is surprised at the presence of a University, presumably built by the T*rks. Since becoming part of our Empire, this city has abandoned it's culture and prospered quite a lot.
>>170462598
Whenever we can have a decent economy and army
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>>170461797
BTFO
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>>170460413
The main reason Austria wasn't included was because Bismarck didn't want the Catholics to be powerful in politics, and Austria was hugely Catholic. He wanted a protestant state, so he excluded them. Otherwise Austria would have been a part of the empire most likely.
Kind of makes me wonder how all the states under Austria-Hungary would have developed, if Austria was swallowed into Germany during the unification.
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